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What Godzilla Has Put Together Let No Man Tear Asunder Cafe
No one knew whose side of the family he was from,
and no one was brave enough to ask.
When you hear all your favorite words.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/O7Fd4LMPhZ
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 16, 2024
After becoming best friends over FaceTime,
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) September 13, 2024
These two dogs finally meet each other for real
pic.twitter.com/GUXksf2Rau
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: She Hobbit at September 16, 2024 07:30 PM (SmIq7)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2024 07:32 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2024 07:33 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 16, 2024 07:33 PM (SmIq7)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 07:35 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2024 07:35 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2024 07:36 PM (Pijte)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 07:36 PM (I1GXe)
It was all I could do to keep myself from barfing.
After it was over, he said lets do it again, I said, can we take a break and play some pinball?
He said, Ok grandpa, next time I will have grandma join me.
Looked over at grandma and she had quite the look on her face, like, don't get me involved in this craziness.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 16, 2024 07:36 PM (XV/Pl)
Texas gas pipeline hit by a car - stupendous fire - video
La Porte, Texas explosion: Evacuations ordered after gas pipeline explodes
https://mol.im/a/13856705
Posted by: Ciampino - A car caused this? at September 16, 2024 07:37 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 16, 2024 07:37 PM (SmIq7)
Tokyo needs (at least one) Godzilla shaped skyscraper.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 16, 2024 07:38 PM (Ym2+y)
One thing about dogs is you know when they are happy!
Watching Martin right now. That show was always funny. Is it illegal for me to enjoy that now?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2024 07:39 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2024 07:33 PM (fwDg9)
It’s the cat’s meow.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2024 07:40 PM (4Med0)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2024 07:40 PM (Pijte)
Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2024 07:40 PM (Oy/m2)
The Husky on FaceTime was saying, "This could have been an email!!!"
I know boy, I know, I've been there.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2024 07:40 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women deserve to be told the truth at September 16, 2024 07:41 PM (Zfg3y)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 16, 2024 07:41 PM (Ym2+y)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2024 07:41 PM (CQ8KO)
Hubbymayhem and I decided to just go hang out together and have some fun today. We spent the day in Evansville. Went to the Metzger Park Zoo, checked out an antique vendor mall, and ate delicious lamb curry at a Himalayan food restaurant called Yak and Yeti.
At the zoo, I fed a giraffe and convinced a Macaw to say hello. The Budgie enclosure made me want a beautiful little parakeet. I also got to "play" with a jaguar. It was on one side of the glass and I on the other just inches apart. I held my hand to the glass and she tried to bite it and bumped her head on the glass!
Twas a truly lovely day!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2024 07:41 PM (4XwPj)
Dallas would bound up to find Tip.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2024 07:42 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2024 07:42 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2024 07:43 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 16, 2024 07:43 PM (SmIq7)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2024 07:43 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, Godzilla e un pupazzzo at September 16, 2024 07:43 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: huerfano at September 16, 2024 07:43 PM (VGOMa)
It's odd that the Left and the Right now have two completely different cat memes running.
Apparently, at the Emmys last night, several women made cat references to knock JD Vance. When Candice Bergen "meowed" she was making a childless cat lady reference - do that here and it's a cat eating[/] reference.
Two Americas.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2024 07:44 PM (Pijte)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 07:44 PM (I1GXe)
Those 2 dogs meeting for the first time was awesome.
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2024 07:44 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2024 07:44 PM (QAK8m)
Things are a bit rough, what with sporadic billable work and worrying about Mrs. Pug.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 16, 2024 07:45 PM (Ad8y9)
The 40 year old them will be terrible, terrible things.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women deserve to be told the truth at September 16, 2024 07:45 PM (Zfg3y)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 07:45 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2024 07:46 PM (iNFO+)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2024 07:46 PM (i24o9)
Until someone with Bacon Bits showed up.
L'il traitor.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2024 07:46 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2024 07:41 PM (4XwPj)
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Sounds like the best kind of day!
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2024 07:47 PM (bS+DD)
I've had the "they're eating the dogs" song as an earworm on repeat all day. But it has a nice chill groove and is funny so I haven't minded.
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2024 07:47 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 07:48 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 16, 2024 07:48 PM (MpVUb)
Tim Walz is the guy is reporting your tall grass to the HOA.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 16, 2024 07:49 PM (+qXYP)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2024 07:49 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2024 07:49 PM (Pijte)
Posted by: Ben Had
It was wonderful! We love our kids but we got to do this without them and we didn't have to worry about doing whatever the kids want. The kids are doing exactly what they want to do. Boy spawn is married and working towards moving and girl spawn is in college. So Hubbymayhem and I get to do whatever we want! We usually spend his days off working on some projects at home. Not today!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2024 07:49 PM (4XwPj)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2024 07:49 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 07:50 PM (I1GXe)
Tim Walz is the guy is reporting your tall grass to the HOA.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 16, 2024 07:49 PM (+qXYP)
Dude. that is probably the best summary of the two guys ever.
Permission to steal it?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 16, 2024 07:51 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2024 07:41 PM (4XwPj)
An awesome day indeed!
Daughter #2 of Diogenes is laying over up by Elkhart to recoup from a week of visits and friends in their 5th wheeling group.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2024 07:53 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 07:53 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2024 07:53 PM (4XwPj)
Assailed by boredom, we pondered the Void, until Max von Sydow made his way past us. As good fortune would have it, we knew one another, dating from the time we had utilized our fists and a cattle prod to convince Ingmar Bergmann that there was no need for a Swedish version of Night of the Living Dead. Romero you are not, Ingmar, and our fisticuffs and creative use of electricity had won the day.
A wrestling fan, Max was therefore delighted to see Roddy, and took a seat near us as we caught each other up on our most recent projects, pausing only to pour out some drink for our dead homie Fritz Lang, of blessed memory. All went well, until Max spotted something in the terminal such that he turned pale. "I left Sweden to avoid them, yet now are there here in Norway." One more post, ach.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 16, 2024 07:54 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2024 07:54 PM (CQ8KO)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2024 07:54 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2024 07:47 PM (bS+DD)
Bluebell.
Ma'am.
*tips hat*
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2024 07:54 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2024 07:33 PM (fwDg9)
Tastes lik chiken.
Posted by: Dog at September 16, 2024 07:55 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 07:55 PM (I1GXe)
Democrats are manipulating them all.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2024 07:55 PM (U/CEs)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2024 07:55 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 16, 2024 07:55 PM (7ABPR)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2024 07:55 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2024 07:55 PM (U/CEs)
https://tinyurl.com/2w37uzcv
Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2024 07:46 PM (iNFO+)
Epic. Love it.
What happens if someone is intimidated, and says to them yeah I made a post? Do they get arrested, when it's clearly illegal? Or their names are filed away on a database to arrest when the gloves are finally off and we go to the camps?
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2024 07:57 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2024 07:58 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 16, 2024 07:58 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2024 07:59 PM (V13WU)
What happens if someone is intimidated, and says to them yeah I made a post? Do they get arrested, when it's clearly illegal? Or their names are filed away on a database to arrest when the gloves are finally off and we go to the camps?
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2024 07:57 PM (QAK8m
Yes.
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2024 07:59 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at September 16, 2024 07:59 PM (Ydd86)
Yes, of course he was a known wolf. There is never any doubt, at this point.
Posted by: Dog at September 16, 2024 07:59 PM (i24o9)
Grade Report
The grands now are one a high school sophomore, the other is 7th grade. They continue the on-line homeschooling and are doing a fantastic job! Straight A's all around.
I cannot begin to thank you.
They continue their Gypsy travels and have been everywhere. It's crazy good!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2024 07:59 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 16, 2024 07:58 PM (8AONa)
Congratulations!
Posted by: Dog at September 16, 2024 08:00 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at
What great news! What a blessing to have a brand new little life join us!
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2024 08:00 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 08:00 PM (I1GXe)
I'm looking at the Street View. Just the darnedest thing, accidentally jumping the curb, driving thru metal bars, and navigating twenty yards to clip one of the valves, ya know?
Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2024 08:01 PM (bkfCY)
Posted by: She Hobbit
Or Raymond Burr.
Posted by: Hesh and Heidi's Nautical Nosh at September 16, 2024 08:01 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Skip
It's okay, the video doesn't show the actual making of the gumbo, just the part where they lure the Asians in.
Posted by: Tom Perry at September 16, 2024 08:02 PM (MX0bI)
Posted by: 2009Refugee
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Congrats!
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 16, 2024 08:02 PM (iZbyp)
Posted by: Paco at September 16, 2024 08:02 PM (njExo)
OMG almost all my favorite people are here in this one thread (you know who you are)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2024 08:03 PM (U/CEs)
Posted by: 2009Refugee
Awesome!!! Congrats.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2024 08:03 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: runner at September 16, 2024 08:03 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ben Had
Woot woot!
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 16, 2024 08:04 PM (SmIq7)
you could make a bunch of prepared statements for the other side to see, coded everyone in blindfolds.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2024 07:32 PM (n7h9X)
Wait! He's tapping morse code!
'They are getting us drunk.'
Dear God!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 16, 2024 08:05 PM (PDf99)
Posted by: Ben Had
Otis Day and the Knights!!
Mind if we dance with your dates?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2024 08:07 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, il cane vuole essere con il padrone at September 16, 2024 08:08 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 08:09 PM (I1GXe)
Whatever, my Dude was my answer. Rowdy Roddy Piper felt differently. Ain't no Swede gonna make me wear shades in a well-lit terminal. Max insisted, while Roddy became more defiant. Before Werner even grasped matters, Roddy and von Sydow were locked in an epic struggle. This filled the course of some twenty minutes, while I and numerous Norwegians witnessed the clash of the centuries. Fortunately, I had placed a bet on Max, and Werner really cleaned up on the Krone, for Max won the battle, and Roddy now wore the spectacles. Some American director seems to have heard of this, and a watered-down version was incorporated into his film. I think it may have been When Harry Met Sally. Alas, one more post.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 16, 2024 08:09 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: LizLem at September 16, 2024 07:57 PM (QAK8m)
since Kauffman was involved with the Free State project, the NH Libertarian Party, LBRY blockchain, Odysee sharing platform and ran for Senate, he is on so many lists they probably keep a spreadsheet of them
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2024 08:11 PM (D7oie)
Kauffman was involved with the Free State project, the NH Libertarian Party, LBRY blockchain, Odysee sharing platform and ran for Senate, he is on so many lists
He seems to know where the line is as far as what the feds can prosecute him for.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 16, 2024 08:15 PM (3wi/L)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2024 07:59 PM (W/lyH)
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How wonderful to hear! That does my heart good. Now is the one out my way their sister or cousin?
And hello Ben Had, and yes please, I'd love that watermelon margarita!
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2024 08:16 PM (bS+DD)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 16, 2024 08:17 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2024 08:18 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 16, 2024 07:58 PM (8AONa)
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What awesome news! Every thread can be a love thread as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2024 08:19 PM (bS+DD)
Posted by: bluebell at September 16, 2024 08:20 PM (bS+DD)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 08:21 PM (I1GXe)
THIS IS HOW WE MOVE TO A LOW-TRUST SOCIETY !!! JUST STOP IT !!!
Posted by: Call It What It Is at September 16, 2024 08:21 PM (quaGr)
When you hear all your favorite words..
__________
When we said to Delilah or now say to Diana, "Go show?" it ignites a frenzy of excitement and a delighted leap into the RV.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2024 08:22 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 16, 2024 07:58 PM (8AONa)
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Mazel tov!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2024 08:22 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 16, 2024 08:22 PM (mH6SG)
Hadrian, got your spats on?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 08:21 PM (I1GXe)
_________
And monocle!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2024 08:22 PM (BkEzK)
Good evening, Hordians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2024 08:18 PM (BkEzK)
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Gold tipped boots, black jacket and tie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqYqRYT2i9Q
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 16, 2024 08:23 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 08:23 PM (I1GXe)
https://tinyurl.com/2w37uzcv
Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2024 07:46 PM (iNFO+)
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Loved it. I am curious why they wouldn't give their full names. They're all f&*&%g Special Assholes so saying Special Agent Smith doesn't cut it. Surely they have a number as well, like the cops?
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, devono dire i loro nomi at September 16, 2024 08:24 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 08:23 PM (I1GXe)
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Alas, no. I incurred unforeseen plumbing expenses a couple of months ago.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 16, 2024 08:25 PM (VdhcA)
Re: One of the posts below. Is it me or is Lester Holt looking more and more like an alien these days?
Add a couple of antennae and he could be an Andorrian.
Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2024 08:26 PM (AOWrj)
Granddaughter #2 arrived yesterday, healthy as can be. God is good.
Posted by: 2009Refugee
__________
Congratulations! Faith in the future.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2024 08:27 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 08:27 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 08:27 PM (I1GXe)
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To next year!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 16, 2024 08:27 PM (VdhcA)
youtu.be/RrkNspQMyhg
Posted by: gKWVE at September 16, 2024 08:29 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: She Hobbit at September 16, 2024
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We don't have enough country for Godzilla!
Posted by: Japan at September 16, 2024 08:31 PM (omVj0)
Max, Roddy asked, what are we gonna do? We were all in the anti grotesque blasphemy cat-devouring camp. With a grim face, von Sydow replied. That which we must. We witness their horror and we must fight. Roddy and I were quite okay with that. Max withdrew two Uzis from withing his traveling coat, while I retrieved my revolver, and Roddy somehow found a folding chair. As one, we turned, and our combat began. Get some, MoFos, get some was Max's battle cry. It was then.. to be continued.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 16, 2024 08:33 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2024 08:33 PM (VfvAo)
Just me?
Really?
Okay, sorry I mentioned it.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 16, 2024 08:35 PM (gvF03)
You can never get between a prairie dog and the entrance to his burrow, or some burrow.
And from what I can tell, groundhogs are rarely that energetic.
Posted by: Japan at September 16, 2024 08:35 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2024 07:42 PM (LHPAg)
Hope it's not an open bar at the reception.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 16, 2024 08:36 PM (Rbu5d)
Add a couple of antennae and he could be an Andorrian.
Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2024
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You'd have to tint him blue. Well, maybe there are Andorians with different skin colors like humans, and we just never saw them.
They were a warrior race, though. Does Lester strike you as the warrior type?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2024 08:38 PM (omVj0)
Just me?
Really?
Okay, sorry I mentioned it.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 16, 2024 08:35 PM (gvF03)
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Yeah.
And that crap drifts across the ocean, washes up on the Washington beaches, and i get friggin' taxed to clean it up.
Jeez. We kicked their asses in'45 and now I gotta pay!!!???
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2024 08:38 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2024 08:39 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2024 08:39 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 16, 2024 08:41 PM (omVj0)
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, devono dare i loro nomi se richiesti at September 16, 2024 08:42 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Submarine Biologist at September 16, 2024 08:42 PM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2024 08:43 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 08:44 PM (I1GXe)
And from what I can tell, groundhogs are rarely that energetic.
Posted by: Japan at September 16, 2024 08:35 PM (omVj0)
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In Italian a groundhog is a marmotta. Several sayings about them, usually related to their deep sleeping habits when hibernating, somnolence, etc.
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, dormiva come una marmotta at September 16, 2024 08:47 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Skip
Because we're the ones who do the goosing.
Posted by: those geese at September 16, 2024 08:47 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2024 08:39 PM (fwDg9)
++++++++++++++
They weren't in Ohio?
The boaters weren't Haitian?
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 16, 2024 08:48 PM (NMT5x)
Getting the RV packed today for Her Majesty's trip to Oklahoma City to pick up Dot, gone for three years, and our new addition to the household, her four-month-old son Fitz.
I want his registered name to be Soyara's Justart Favorite Son but I fear I may lose the fight.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2024 08:48 PM (BkEzK)
But I think he suffers from presentism, there. I bet a single P-47 would shred Godzilla into monster barbacoa.
For close to a century, ground support air power has outmatched the destructive power of giant radioactive lizards.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2024 08:49 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 08:44 PM (I1GXe)
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Never watched that at all.
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, sono tutti stronzi at September 16, 2024 08:50 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 08:50 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2024 08:39 PM (fwDg9)
People were trying to grab them. Also, geese are really stupid. Those people were stupid, too.
I was waiting for one to shit on someone's face.
Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2024 08:51 PM (ddCHd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2024 08:48 PM (BkEzK)
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Scared me for a second. I read that as Justice Sotomayer!
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 16, 2024 08:51 PM (NMT5x)
Hadrian, scritches for Finn, please.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 08:50 PM (I1GXe)
_________
Finn is fat, happy and sassy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2024 08:51 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 08:51 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Robert
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I couldn't get the whole video to play but was expecting the same thing.
Posted by: screaming in digital at September 16, 2024 08:52 PM (iZbyp)
Just me?
Really?
Okay, sorry I mentioned it.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 16, 2024 08:35 PM (gvF03)
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Or he's peeing and it burns. Look at his expression.
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 16, 2024 08:53 PM (NMT5x)
No one knew whose side of the family he was from,
and no one was brave enough to ask.
Well, which side of the aisle did it sit on? Which pews?
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, Gojira non era invitato at September 16, 2024 08:54 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2024 08:56 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 16, 2024 08:56 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Zombie Mothra at September 16, 2024 08:56 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2024 08:57 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 08:51 PM (I1GXe)
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I was thinking khakis and tikki torches as in Patriotic Front. Probably every feebee recruit has to participate in order to graduate.
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, impostori at September 16, 2024 08:57 PM (qfLjt)
No one knew whose side of the family he was from,
and no one was brave enough to ask.
Well, which side of the aisle did it sit on? Which pews?
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, Gojira non era invitato at September 16, 2024 08:54 PM (qfLjt)
All of them.
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2024 08:58 PM (LHPAg)
Whew. I thought I was the only one who had Staying Alive bookmarked as a palate cleanser. Which I seem to need daily.
Posted by: Wenda at September 16, 2024 09:00 PM (90ER+)
https://tinyurl.com/2w37uzcv
Posted by: jsg at September 16, 2024 07:46 PM (iNFO+)
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Loved it. I am curious why they wouldn't give their full names. They're all f&*&%g Special Assholes so saying Special Agent Smith doesn't cut it. Surely they have a number as well, like the cops?
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, devono dire i loro nomi at September 16, 2024 08:24 PM (qfLjt)
***
Hmmm.
Lotta fake.stuff out there.
Need to.she.Badges.and credentials. And then ask for a card. A lot of phonies won't spend the $ to print up.cards.
Then, ask them to wait while you call an attorney.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2024 09:01 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2024 09:02 PM (v6JzV)
No one knew whose side of the family he was from,
and no one was brave enough to ask.
Well, which side of the aisle did it sit on? Which pews?
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, Gojira non era invitato at September 16, 2024 08:54 PM (qfLjt)
All of them.
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2024 08:58 PM (LHPAg)
----
OK you got me
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, snookered at September 16, 2024 09:02 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2024 09:04 PM (v6JzV)
Okay, this cop asks a reasonable question. How did this guy get from "not from here" to "here" and know that Trump was golfing?
I'm no conspiracy type, but this shit smells.
Break added after the question mark.
Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2024 09:04 PM (3DNif)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2024 08:57 PM (0FoWg)
Would have made for an awesome Far Side cartoon. Great visual.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 16, 2024 09:06 PM (Ad8y9)
Whew. I thought I was the only one who had Staying Alive bookmarked as a palate cleanser. Which I seem to need daily.
Posted by: Wenda at September 16, 2024 09:00 PM (90ER+)
----
That song will always mean Dudley Moore and Goldie Hawn in Foul Play.
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, era il Papa at September 16, 2024 09:08 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 16, 2024 09:08 PM (Ad8y9)
Yes, of course he was a known wolf. There is never any doubt, at this point.
Posted by: Dog at September 16, 2024 07:59 PM (i24o9)
Why have they not yet conducted an autopsy?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2024 09:09 PM (EET1b)
Hey, back. How are you doing?
Posted by: Wenda at September 16, 2024 09:09 PM (90ER+)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 16, 2024 09:08 PM (Ad8y9)
----------
FWIW, we did shoot back. And pretty effectively.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2024 09:10 PM (WBQfF)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2024 09:10 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2024 09:09PM (EET1b)
That was the plan but that darn DeSantis guy derailed the plan!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at September 16, 2024 09:12 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 16, 2024 08:22 PM (mH6SG)
It was a fine, fine day here. Maybe got into the 70's, blue sky, studded with little white puffy clouds, gentle breezes. I was doing tires and brakes today, so got real dirty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2024 09:13 PM (EET1b)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2024 09:10 PM (WBQfF)
Good point.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 16, 2024 09:13 PM (Ad8y9)
I kind of doubt it's even real. Nobody is that reckless - you don't want to end up like that Tsarnaev guy's friend.
But, that being said... The younger guy in the vid really, really looks like a cop. Like he stopped one step short of getting "I AM A COP" tatted on his forehead.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2024 09:14 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 16, 2024 09:15 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2024 09:17 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2024 09:17 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2024 09:17 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 16, 2024 09:18 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 16, 2024 09:15 PM (KAi1n)
Haitian BBQ gone horribly wrong.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 16, 2024 09:18 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, Gojira non era invitato at September 16, 2024 08:54 PM (qfLjt)
When we got married, I just let everyone else work it out. I don't remember telling everyone it was stadium seating, but it was the sort of thing I was apt to say.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2024 09:18 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 09:18 PM (I1GXe)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2024 09:18 PM (I1GXe)
Thanks, BH
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2024 09:19 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 16, 2024 09:15 PM (KAi1n)
Good. Cat should be served very rare, for the best flavor.
Posted by: Haitian Gourmet at September 16, 2024 09:19 PM (EET1b)
Godzilla: Who you calling an asxhole?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 16, 2024 09:19 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, impostori at September 16, 2024 08:57 PM (qfLjt)
I was thinking how the DHS temps at Butler looked like the Patriot Front idjits, though Feebie interns do fit the part too.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2024 09:19 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at September 16, 2024 09:20 PM (QyT5w)
https://m.youtube.com/watch? t=691&v=1Em308ioW-k&feature=youtu.be
If you click on SHARE under a uTube video and then click on copy as I did for that link then the result is
https://youtu.be/1Em308io W-k?si=_7cCfFs75t8-EfJE
after pasting it in a comment.
(note I added a space before the W)
Now delete everything on the right of the ? including the ?
What's left is a shortened form of the URL which doesn't break the margins on CBD's phone (I think he's the ONLY one LOL ).
https://youtu.be/1Em308ioW-k
(I removed the space)
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, e semplice at September 16, 2024 09:20 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 16, 2024 09:15 PM (KAi1n)
Good. Cat should be served very rare, for the best flavor.
Posted by: Haitian Gourmet at September 16, 2024 09:19 PM (EET1b)
Cat tartare? I'm in.
Posted by: ALF at September 16, 2024 09:20 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
I've been known to do that although my favorites are the half popped kernels.
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2024 09:22 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 16, 2024 09:15 PM (KAi1n)
Good. Cat should be served very rare, for the best flavor.
Posted by: Haitian Gourmet at September 16, 2024 09:19 PM (EET1b)
Cat tartare? I'm in.
Posted by: ALF at September 16, 2024 09:20 PM (Aqu9a)
***
Goes well with a chilled Pinot Gris.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2024 09:22 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: PA Dutchman at September 16, 2024 09:20 PM (QyT5w)
thanks. I'll go look for that. kind of like Germans, not all Japanese were bad guys, just being soldiers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 16, 2024 09:22 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, impostori at September 16, 2024 08:57 PM (qfLjt)
Are you talking about Sean Hannity's parties? It's an old Top Man tradition. Every graduating class takes a trip to NYC from Quantico and runs a train on his wife while he gives running commentary from his observation closet.
"He's giving her the Ninja Workout!" and so on.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2024 09:24 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: SFGoth at September 16, 2024 09:15 PM (KAi1n)
Good. Cat should be served very rare, for the best flavor.
Posted by: Haitian Gourmet at September 16, 2024 09:19 PM (EET1b)
Cat tartare? I'm in.
Posted by: ALF at September 16, 2024 09:20 PM (Aqu9a)
***
Goes well with a chilled Pinot Gris.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2024 09:22 PM (W/lyH)
Fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2024 09:25 PM (LHPAg)
Godzilla: Who you calling an asxhole?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 16, 2024 09:19 PM (L/fGl)
----
LOL
Godjira, you need a big Dirdo? Seen one on airport ruggage carouserr.
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, sono le elle e erre at September 16, 2024 09:25 PM (qfLjt)
https://is.gd/EGlC5A
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 16, 2024 09:26 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2024 09:27 PM (v6JzV)
Trying to resign myself to occasional bad days and not very good at it. My twin brother had this too, and I'm trying to work up my nerve to call his daughter to ask about it--she's a medical researcher, and doesn't suffer fools gladly, and she's bright enough so that she can put a lot of people in that category.
Posted by: Wenda at September 16, 2024 09:28 PM (90ER+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2024 09:30 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, devono dire i loro nomi at September 16, 2024 08:24 PM (qfLjt)
They probably don't like assholes with guns showing up at their homes to intimidate them and they are not students of irony.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2024 09:31 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2024 09:31 PM (fwDg9)
I am curious why they wouldn't give their full names. They're all f&*&%g Special Assholes so saying Special Agent Smith doesn't cut it. Surely they have a number as well, like the cops?
Posted by: Ciampino
They have special numbers, too.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2024 09:31 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September
That cannot be good for your teeth!
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2024 09:32 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2024 09:31 PM (63Dwl)
How so? They're all number 2.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2024 09:33 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2024 09:34 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 16, 2024 09:34 PM (eZwyX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
=====
Process diagram -
1. Make cursory attempt to avoid unpopped kernels
2. If one makes it past initial screen, chew it up.
3. When bowl consists of nothing but kernels and pieces too small to bother with, game over.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 16, 2024 09:35 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2024 09:35 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2024 09:35 PM (v6JzV)
#MeToo
Posted by: Obama at September 16, 2024 09:37 PM (0FoWg)
Lotta fake.stuff out there.
Need to.she.Badges.and credentials. And then ask for a card. A lot of phonies won't spend the $ to print up.cards.
Then, ask them to wait while you call an attorney.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2024 09:01 PM (W/lyH)
-------------------------
I've seen videos where the homeowner calls the local cops or sheriff, tells them there are people at his door claiming to be FBI, and wants them checked out.
Neither side really likes the other, so that could be interesting.
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 16, 2024 09:38 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2024 09:39 PM (EET1b)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2024 09:39 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2024 09:39 PM (gbOdA)
Texas gas pipeline hit by a car - stupendous fire - video
La Porte, Texas explosion: Evacuations ordered after gas pipeline explodes
https://mol.im/a/13856705
Posted by: Ciampino - A car caused this? at September 16, 2024 07:37 PM (qfLjt)
I grew up in LaPorte; daughter sent me a link to that today. Texted my friend who still lives there - she is okay; said that everything is contained, thankfully ♥️😊
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at September 16, 2024 09:40 PM (yh31E)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2024 09:39 PM (gbOdA)
201 201
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2024 09:39 PM (gbOdA)
Whatever it takes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 16, 2024 09:40 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2024 09:41 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2024 09:39 PM (EET1b)
I expected the after work threads to be lit, tonight. Assassination attempt, and all. I guess it's the new normal, though
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2024 09:41 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2024 09:42 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2024 09:41 PM (v6JzV)
There is more than one day in a week. Why limit yourself?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2024 09:42 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2024 09:41 PM (v6JzV)
Well, Bailey, for sure. But I wouldn't kick Jennifer out for eating crackers in bed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2024 09:42 PM (EET1b)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2024 09:43 PM (q7hip)
Posted by: Ciampino
-
Because know your ****ing place, citizen.
We've managed to make a nationwide federal force modeled after every 70s "corrupt sheriffs office" movie ever made.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women deserve to be told the truth at September 16, 2024 09:43 PM (Zfg3y)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2024 09:35 PM (v6JzV)
Try sucking on a xylitol mint after each meal, and maybe chew up half a calcium tablet after the mint dissolves. xylitol is supposed to kill off the bacteria that cause dental carries, and the calcium carbonate in the calcium tablet gets your mouth slightly alkaline and that might get your saliva to rebuild your enamel.
and get a child sized electric toothbrush to see if that is the issue.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2024 09:44 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2024 09:42 PM (i0F8b)
Had to look him up. Appears to be a sportsball player.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2024 09:44 PM (EET1b)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2024 09:44 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2024 09:44 PM (i24o9)
Texas gas pipeline hit by a car - stupendous fire - video
La Porte, Texas explosion: Evacuations ordered after gas pipeline explodes
___________
We have a P66 pipeline crossing our property and the valve station is about 300 yards down the road.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2024 09:45 PM (BkEzK)
Well, I do, but it seems like Bailey would’ve been the easier (and hotter) conquest.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2024 09:45 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2024 09:44 PM (i24o9)
Missed by >that< much!
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at September 16, 2024 09:46 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2024 09:44 PM (i24o9)
Wreckage of the iceberg still unaccounted for.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2024 09:46 PM (EET1b)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women deserve to be told the truth at September 16, 2024 09:43 PM (
Well, it's not from the '70s, but yeah ... Our Feds bear a strong resemblance to the cops in "Nowhere to Run," starting Jean-Claude Van Damme - corrupt, ruthless, and ineffectual retards in the thrall of foreign billionaires.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2024 09:47 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2024 09:48 PM (BkEzK)
209 Who farted?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September
We know it was you.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2024 09:48 PM (pZEOD)
Hopefully this is the fix for the problem.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2024 09:48 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2024 09:45 PM (v6JzV)
Apparently Pamela Anderson has "retired" from Hollwood, and is now living on a lakefront estate near Chemainus, on Vancouver Island. But she has a new movie out?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2024 09:49 PM (EET1b)
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Women deserve to be told the truth at September 16, 2024 09:49 PM (Zfg3y)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2024 09:50 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2024 09:51 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2024 09:42 PM (i0F8b)
I think MNF went to ESPN didn't it? Or is it just tonight?
They piss on the normies, then make them pay for Monday and Thursday night games. And raking in more dough then ever.
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 16, 2024 09:51 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2024 09:52 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2024 09:52 PM (v6JzV)
Did they find the deck chairs? The band would like to know.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 16, 2024 09:53 PM (mH6SG)
Did they find the deck chairs? The band would like to know.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 16, 2024 09:53 PM (mH6SG)
Have they found that stupid fucking diamond?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 16, 2024 09:54 PM (Ad8y9)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 16, 2024 09:54 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2024 09:54 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 16, 2024 09:53 PM (mH6SG)
Deck chairs were probably wood and canvas, and would have floated away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2024 09:54 PM (EET1b)
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2024 09:54 PM (pZEOD)
Minion interviews in the morning.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2024 09:55 PM (i24o9)
Looks at bride...
Ahhh...
She shouldn't be wearing white.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2024 08:56 PM (W/lyH)
Say old chap, how can you tell? Asking for, you know, maybe for next time too.
Posted by: Prince Harry at September 16, 2024 09:55 PM (NMT5x)
Deck chairs were probably wood and canvas, and would have floated away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
=====
Wood doesn't float in cold water
Posted by: Science Expert Rosie O'Fat at September 16, 2024 09:56 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: George C at September 16, 2024 09:57 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2024 09:55 PM (i24o9)
----------
Keep an open mind. Your candidates may not be minion material, but don't pass up possible stooges, henchmen, toadies or flunkies.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2024 09:57 PM (WBQfF)
Have they found that stupid fucking diamond?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories
___________
There was a perfectly good Eye-talian who could have taken Rose's place in a boat while she drowned.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2024 09:59 PM (BkEzK)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 16, 2024 10:04 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: haffhowershower at September 16, 2024 10:07 PM (NMT5x)
Is this then the Democrate footprint to establish such Chaos leading to civil unrest and eventually a reason to declare
MARSHALL LAW. just before the election?
This don't smell like Teen Spirit to me.
These slimeballs will stop at nothing to keep their POWER!
Posted by: Nightwatch at September 16, 2024 10:12 PM (TDvv2)
My cat and that big cat have very similar colored eyes.
The birds start to get desperate towards the end of summer.
Posted by: Nan G at September 17, 2024 12:03 AM (lV9qu)
Thanks for providing tһese ԁetails.
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