The "Department of Homeland Security" Will Designate January 6, 2025 a "Special Security Event" Due to a Four-Hour Riot Four F***ing Years Ago

The Department of Homeland Security will take extra precautions after the 2024 presidential election in hopes of preventing another Jan. 6 riot.
Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas deemed Jan. 6, 2025, the date in which the certification of the presidential vote will occur, as a "national special security event," according to multiple reports. It will be the first time that such a designation occurs in this country. The efforts to increase security were granted in response to a special request from Washington, D.C., Mayor Muriel Bowser, Fox News reported.

In other words-- the anniversary of the "old 9/11," which you might know as "9/11," has never before over the past 24 years been designated a special security event.

Because that one didn't count -- that was just some people doing some things. No chance these some people would again try to do some things on another 9/11.

"This marks the first time a National Special Security Event designation has been granted for a Certification of Electoral Votes and follows a request made by the DC Mayor to designate this event a National Special Security Event," the Secret Service announced in a release.

Oh, the Secret Service! Perfect!

Keeping their clouded eyes on all the wrong balls as usual.

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"This designation allows for significant resources from the federal government, as well as from state and local partners, to be utilized in a comprehensive security plan," it added. "When an event is designated a National Special Security Event, the U.S. Secret Service assumes its mandated role as the lead agency for the design and implementation of the operational security plan."

And why now? Why wasn't this "Special Security Event" designation applied earlier?

Because David Muir and his running mate Kamala Harris made January 6th an attack line in the debate, so now the weaponized government is running an op to keep it in headlines for weeks:

It has been one of the most popular topics in politics over the last three years and was part of the discussion in Tuesday night's presidential debate between Vice President Kamala Harris and former President Donald Trump.
"Donald Trump left us the worst attack on our democracy since the Civil War," Harris said during the debate.
The riot has been cited by many as an attack on the country's democracy. It has repeatedly been used as an example of the dangers of political violence and extremism.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:10 PM

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Posted by: GF at September 12, 2024 01:10 PM (j3bch)

2 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at September 12, 2024 01:11 PM (+I9+P)

3 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2024 01:11 PM (VhURX)

4 DHS delenda est

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 12, 2024 01:12 PM (JMAcK)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 01:12 PM (tjClK)

6 More people need to know about the Battle of Athens.

THAT is how you deal with criminal election stealers.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 12, 2024 01:13 PM (JMAcK)

7 It has been one of the most popular topics in politics over the last three years and was part of the discussion in Tuesday night's presidential debate between Vice President Kamala Harris and former President Donald Trump.

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Popular...with whom?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

8 THRUST!

Posted by: SPOOGE at September 12, 2024 01:14 PM (/HDaX)

9 Completely forgetting that the crowd was peaceful and relatively calm until Capitol Police started launching smoke bombs and concussion grenades into the crowd, then letting them through the barricades and into the capitol building.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 01:14 PM (tjClK)

10 Will there be tanks in the street?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2024 01:14 PM (63Dwl)

11 From the people that literally stole the election from Biden!

I mean come on!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 12, 2024 01:14 PM (aIU4O)

12 I wonder how wide and dense a wall of lead would be if say, 20 million AR's were discharged at the same time?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2024 01:15 PM (/U5Yz)

13 Hmm... So how does this prompt another perfectly timed "emergency" session of the House so that there are no motions or discussions allowed?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 01:15 PM (HbvSn)

14 I seem to remember a certain president who wanted extra protection on Jan. 6, 2020.

What a visionary that guy was. Wonder if he'd be interested in running again.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 01:15 PM (KbCG3)

15 This is called "Fortifying an Election."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 12, 2024 01:15 PM (Q4IgG)

16 Commies are big on their coup holidays.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 12, 2024 01:15 PM (i24o9)

17 My security plan includes seeing these fuckwads hanging from lampposts from sea to shining sea.

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 12, 2024 01:15 PM (W3T6M)

18 Election interference.

This is nothing more than an election ploy.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 12, 2024 01:15 PM (lUhzf)

19 Sounds like another coup coming.
This one, with more Government goodness!

Posted by: Gunslinger at September 12, 2024 01:16 PM (R2gO3)

20 Keeping their clouded eyes on all the wrong balls as usual.

*interest piqued*

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 12, 2024 01:16 PM (tjClK)

21 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

Are you a racist? Only racists would ask this question.

Naziracisthitler.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 12, 2024 01:16 PM (lUhzf)

22 If I recall during Trump's inauguration DC had riots going on. Remember that?

Posted by: Pudinhead at September 12, 2024 01:16 PM (W3T6M)

23
Some rapscallion on the leftist side is probably going to invoke the 14th amendment to attempt to bar Trump. Something, something, Civil War era insurrection clause.

So it could get very hot and heavy.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 12, 2024 01:16 PM (RKVpM)

24 Well, they seem to be telegraphing they expect civil unrest post election, which means they plan a heavy election fortification effort.

The next couple of months is going to tell the tale of The Republic and if it stays or if it goes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 12, 2024 01:16 PM (XV/Pl)

25 21 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

Are you a racist? Only racists would ask this question.

Naziracisthitler.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 12, 2024 01:16 PM (lUhzf)

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I demand smaller government within proscribed and well-established bounds.

So, of course I'm a National Socialist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:17 PM (GBKbO)

26 Watching the Trucks! channel. They are running Kamala commercial after commercial. Its stupid because its young men who watch this stuff, and all the people in Kamalas commercial are middle age karens whining about medicare and abortion. Talk about out of touch and brain dead.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 12, 2024 01:17 PM (kzHlT)

27

There'll be swinging, swaying
And records playing
Dancing in the street

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2024 01:17 PM (63Dwl)

28 Oh, the Secret Service! Perfect!

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I've got fake pipe bombs outside the DNC & RNC on my 2025 J6 Bingo Card.

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 12, 2024 01:18 PM (P3VPf)

29 Just put armed antifa people on the floor of the house for the vote. This is sick.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 12, 2024 01:18 PM (sA2OM)

30 >>> the date in which the certification of the presidential vote will occur, as a "national special security event," according to multiple reports. It will be the first time that such a designation occurs in this country.

Phyrric press victory if Trump wins. Because then there will be protections in place so the left can't swoop in and blow up the certification "to save democracy."

Posted by: LizLem at September 12, 2024 01:18 PM (CXSxd)

31 doesn't this, at first blush, appear to show how badly they claim they screwed the pooch the last time?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 12, 2024 01:18 PM (D7oie)

32 "Special Security Event". This week on Different Strokes, a special episode where Arnold is confronted by a special gay couple in a special rest area bathroom.

Posted by: Special Ed at September 12, 2024 01:18 PM (CV8a5)

33 Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas deemed ...

unless, of course, Trump is the one whose victory is scheduled to be certified.

Posted by: Alejandro Mayorkas at September 12, 2024 01:18 PM (A1ulB)

34 I seem to recall several thousand screeching pink pussy hats in 2016.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2024 01:18 PM (VhURX)

35 > The riot has been cited by many retards as an attack on the country's democracy.

Biden keeps telling me you need F-15s to take on the US government. Other idiots tell me all it takes is a couple hundred people in an average Antifa riot state to take down the government.

I still haven't heard a viable theory on how they were going to do this. Something something elector votes and then magic and then Trump's POTUS again.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2024 01:19 PM (Odg76)

36 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:17 PM (GBKbO)

So you admit it!

Unreal.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 12, 2024 01:19 PM (lUhzf)

37 The riot has been cited by many as an attack on the country's democracy. It has repeatedly been used ~~as an example of the dangers of~~ to generate political violence and extremism.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2024 01:19 PM (RIvkX)

38 My favorite quote from Lindsey Graham on Jan 6 to the cap popo.

"We gave you guns, use them."

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2024 01:19 PM (/U5Yz)

39 >Because David Muir and his running mate Kamala Harris made January 6th an attack line in the debate, so now the weaponized government is running an op to keep it in headlines for weeks:

Oh, while I'm sure that's one aspect, I suspect the larger reason is that they know they're going to do things that will make quite a few people very angry. And want to fully capitalize on the opportunity.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 12, 2024 01:20 PM (sff4P)

40 I just want to point out that the National Special Security Event designation is even more serious than Double Secret Probation. It is not to be taken lightly!

Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2024 01:20 PM (DKHqY)

41 according to these bastards, Jan 6 was worst than Sept 11.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 12, 2024 01:20 PM (YiKO5)

42 > This week on Different Strokes, a special episode where Arnold is confronted by a special gay couple in a special rest area bathroom.

I believe it was Blossom that was always advertising a "very special episode" on some after-school-special topic.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2024 01:20 PM (Odg76)

43 36 So you admit it!

Unreal.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 12, 2024 01:19 PM (lUhzf)

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I also like Escape from LA.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

44 As that one DUmmy said the other day, they don't want to give the MAGAts the opportunity to stop the steal.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at September 12, 2024 01:21 PM (sff4P)

45 When Trump wins does all this stuff get better?

Or nah? Just go with no consequences for all these bad actors, I am sure they will play nice since we have given them leniency.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2024 01:21 PM (xhfG9)

46 So when Trump is elected and the antifa goons riot they will be held accountable?
Yeah yeah.
Just kiddin'.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 12, 2024 01:21 PM (Lo97M)

47 26 Watching the Trucks! channel. They are running Kamala commercial after commercial. Its stupid because its young men who watch this stuff, and all the people in Kamalas commercial are middle age karens whining about medicare and abortion. Talk about out of touch and brain dead.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Let them burn their money.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2024 01:21 PM (VhURX)

48 TheJamesMadison, did you see my garlic butter shrimp scampi links in the previous thread? Or did you get buried under a mountain of old bay seasoning?

Posted by: LizLem at September 12, 2024 01:22 PM (CXSxd)

49 > according to these bastards, Jan 6 was worst than Sept 11.

Yep. Kamalala called Jan 6 the worst attack on democracy since the Civil War.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2024 01:22 PM (Odg76)

50 I've also got non-scalable fences surrounding the Capitol and National Guard troops sleeping in parking garages for months on my 2025 J6 Bingo Card.

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 12, 2024 01:22 PM (P3VPf)

51 The Dumocrap shitcocks are doubling down to try to flick some fire into their lunatic base of degenerates, perverts, commies, Jew-haters, goat-fuckers, and pet-eaters. I continue to believe their core base is not locked down yet.

They are scared. They are very scared. They don't like how the election is going. They see internal polling that I'm sure shows their putang candidate and her pasty pedo VP are dumpster fires.

Ignore what they say. Watch what they do.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 12, 2024 01:22 PM (iFTx/)

52 Any time you find yourself writing "utilize" instead of "use," check your work for excess BS-ery.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 12, 2024 01:23 PM (/y8xj)

53 It's going to be fun watching all those federal agents stepping on each other's dicks to arrest each other in Operation Provocateur.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 12, 2024 01:23 PM (B0mGw)

54 48 TheJamesMadison, did you see my garlic butter shrimp scampi links in the previous thread? Or did you get buried under a mountain of old bay seasoning?
Posted by: LizLem at September 12, 2024 01:22 PM (CXSxd)

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I tried to continue a Forest Gump reference, and it became a cooking thread.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:23 PM (GBKbO)

55 The riot has been cited by many as an attack on the country's democracy. It has repeatedly been used as an example of the dangers of political violence and extremism.
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political violence

LOL the buzzword they blanketed the media with when Trump got shot by a lib

Oh the type deletes I have

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2024 01:23 PM (U/CEs)

56 What about the riot on January 20, 2017? You know the one where thousands of Democrats tried to stop the inauguration of Donald Trump.

Posted by: eric at September 12, 2024 01:24 PM (RqJez)

57 I'm a little surprised the regime hasn't declared a J6 Remembrance Day complete with services to rival 9/11 or the McCain funeral. After all, it was Americas worst day since the Civil War.

Posted by: Ripley at September 12, 2024 01:24 PM (GUOwU)

58 Mostly peaceful

Posted by: meh at September 12, 2024 01:24 PM (yjRHe)

59 It should be another federal holiday, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 12, 2024 01:24 PM (nFx0I)

60 I just want to point out that the National Special Security Event designation is even more serious than Double Secret Probation. It is not to be taken lightly!

Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2024 01:20 PM (DKHqY)

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"Well, it's no strongly-worded letter!"

-- Your GOPee (establishment eunuchs)

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 12, 2024 01:24 PM (P3VPf)

61 Putting in place the mechanism to complete the takeover of our government, should PDT dare to win the election.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 01:24 PM (tT6L1)

62 52 Any time you find yourself writing "utilize" instead of "use," check your work for excess BS-ery.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 12, 2024 01:23 PM (/y8xj)

A great tip that I plan to utilize lustily.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 01:25 PM (KbCG3)

63
according to these bastards, Jan 6 was worst than Sept 11

Sept 11 and Dec 7 were walks in the park in comparison.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2024 01:25 PM (63Dwl)

64 "The Bicycle Man" was a two-part episode on Diff'rent Strokes that had a child molester as part of the plot. Season 5, episode 16/17.

Posted by: Poor Arnold at September 12, 2024 01:25 PM (CV8a5)

65 63
according to these bastards, Jan 6 was worst than Sept 11

Sept 11 and Dec 7 were walks in the park in comparison.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2024 01:25 PM (63Dwl)

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9/11 increased their power. They celebrate 9/11.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

66 Julie Kelly
@julie_kelly2
Biden regime prepping to criminalize 2024 election protests

Posted by: redridinghood at September 12, 2024 01:25 PM (NpAcC)

67 >>>“This designation allows for significant resources from the federal government, as well as from state and local partners, to be utilized in a comprehensive security plan,”

Translated:
"This designation allows us to go around all the checkpoints put in place to prevent corruption and waste, meaning we can piss money away to relative's companies for doing nothing. Also, all expense accounts are automatically pre-approved so the gov. employees are all taking a "security" holiday in the Islands on the taxpayer dime."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 12, 2024 01:26 PM (Xwm7T)

68 This plan supports the idea of a steal, no?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 01:26 PM (KbCG3)

69 Any time you find yourself writing "utilize" instead of "use," check your work for excess BS-ery.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 12, 2024 01:23 PM (/y8xj)

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OK, but how are you gonna gain buy in, maximize throughput, and achieve a paradigm shift without excess BS?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 12, 2024 01:26 PM (2UnvF)

70 In less exciting news, the new cat has figured out how to catch mice, unfortunately he brings them in alive and releases them in the hallway to play with.
Also, while trying to corral the most recent one I found a shed shake skin in a stack of baskets that looks like it came from an enormous garter snake, so I am glad the wife didn't find that one.

It is now officially mouse season in this house and I may have to keep the cat-door closed.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 12, 2024 01:26 PM (D7oie)

71 according to these bastards, Jan 6 was worst than Sept 11

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Well, they should know. Same as their COVID release.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 01:26 PM (HbvSn)

72 The False Flag event of Jan 6th is being used as a justification for the security apparatus of the US to seize more power.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 01:26 PM (tT6L1)

73 The cheat ( or lawfare) will be blatant and in-our-face. It will be so evident that few will be able to deny it.

They want a civil war.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 12, 2024 01:26 PM (g8Ew8)

74 Putting in place the mechanism to complete the takeover of our government, should PDT dare to win the election.
Posted by: blake

Exactly, when they wont certify the election for the rightful winner, there will be no recourse.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 12, 2024 01:27 PM (CIS44)

75 That ties in with Commiela saying at the debate 1/6 was the most serious thing to happen to the US since the Civil

Really, Commiela?. Pearl Harbor and 9/11 slip your mind? And I guess she doesn't know that Puerto Rican separatists entered the Capitol on March 1, 1954 and started shooting. Five people were injured.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2024 01:27 PM (dTTBf)

76 political violence

LOL the buzzword they blanketed the media with when Trump got shot by a lib

Oh the type deletes I have

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2024 01:23 PM (U/CEs)

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I was surprised that Donaldus Magnus didn't have at least one talking point in the debate regarding the assassination attempt.

[BTW -- Didn't see your question about HotAir until later in the day yesterday.

Yes, I used to comment there before & during 2016 as ShainS.

What nic(s) did you use?

(I also neglected to mention another good commenter over there back in the day, good old Bishop -- from whom I stole "DogEater" in reference to Obama.)]

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 12, 2024 01:27 PM (P3VPf)

77 Yep. Kamalala called Jan 6 the worst attack on democracy since the Civil War.

She must mean we were going to stop all the child sex slavery on Jan 6.

Ignoring Pearl Harbor and 9/11 is kind of a tell.

Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2024 01:27 PM (633JL)

78 I don't think a 'winner' will be announced the night of the election or even the next day. I think it's going to court regardless who's the 'winner.'

Odds they'll have that shit show cleaned up by 6 January 2025 isn't very good.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 12, 2024 01:27 PM (Q4IgG)

79 Civil War was an attack on "democracy"? Huh? Secession was that? OK. Absurd.

Anyway, the basic facts of J6 (which are pretty simple) remain unknown to most in the public who rely on the "press" for their "information". Thanks partly (at this point) to the typically useless GOP.

And the simple facts include the reality that anything beyond a small rumble on the perimeter happened only due to Capitol Police incompetence, the then-mayor's incompetence, and the bizarre stylings of Gen. Milley in preventing NG support. One need go no further than the then-chief of the Cap Police Sund's letter, written just after, the testimony of the relevant Pentagon officials, and a few videos to see this. Familiarity with the building and how easy it is to secure also helps.

And all of this is unaffected by the presence of provocateurs, and Antifa-types, and the idiotic behavior of other meatheads, because none of that would have mattered if basic prep had been done.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 12, 2024 01:27 PM (GcNJ2)

80 > I also like Escape from LA.

Escape from NY is way overrated. POTUS is just a McGuffin. He is passive and never does anything to improve his own situation. The Duke's plan is never fleshed out. He's going to use POTUS as a bargaining chip, but the writers couldn't even come up with a basic outline of his goal. Snake is able to move about this dangerous hellscape far too easily. And the "I thought you were dead" "joke" got old really fast.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2024 01:27 PM (Odg76)

81 What measures have been put in place to stop an individual from walking straight up to a heavily monitored building surrounded by cops and federal agents and tossing a bomb in the bushes and driving off with his license plate in full view?

Posted by: Ribbed at September 12, 2024 01:27 PM (B0mGw)

82 When you loose CNN you are in trouble, if she looses MSNBC it is over

cnn-slams-harris-questions-campaign-strategies/
https://tinyurl.com/yymu7p77

Posted by: anon2020 at September 12, 2024 01:27 PM (RqMDa)

83
I'm a little surprised the regime hasn't declared a J6 Remembrance Day complete with services to rival 9/11 or the McCain funeral. After all, it was Americas worst day since the Civil War.
Posted by: Ripley

No mail delivery and flags at half staff.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2024 01:27 PM (63Dwl)

84 I was surprised that Donaldus Magnus didn't have at least one talking point in the debate regarding the assassination attempt.

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He was shut down the moment he brought it up and Muir said "We're moving on because we've got a lot to get to."

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 01:28 PM (HbvSn)

85 OK, but how are you gonna gain buy in, maximize throughput, and achieve a paradigm shift without excess BS?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 12, 2024 01:26 PM (2UnvF)
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Excess BS? My good man, the term is no longer "excess BS." We prefer "excess effluent."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 01:28 PM (tT6L1)

86 When you've lost Marianne Williamson:

@marwilliamson
Continuing to dump on Trump because of the “eating cats” issue will create blowback on Nov. 5. Haitian voodoo is in fact real, and to dismiss the story out-of-hand rather than listen to the citizens of Springfield. Ohio confirms in the minds of many voters the stereotype of Democrats as smug elite jerks who think they’re too smart to listen to anyone outside their own silo.

What do you bet she's practiced voodoo?

Posted by: LizLem at September 12, 2024 01:28 PM (CXSxd)

87 Really, Commiela?. Pearl Harbor and 9/11 slip your mind? And I guess she doesn't know that Puerto Rican separatists entered the Capitol on March 1, 1954 and started shooting. Five people were injured.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke a

Can't remember when it was, but there was an actual bombing at the Capitol before too.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 12, 2024 01:28 PM (CIS44)

88 The Department of Homeland Security will take extra precautions after the 2024 presidential election in hopes of preventing another Jan. 6 riot.
.....

The 2024 steal is on, baby.

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2024 01:29 PM (v0R5T)

89 I don't think a 'winner' will be announced the night of the election or even the next day. I think it's going to court regardless who's the 'winner.'

Odds they'll have that shit show cleaned up by 6 January 2025 isn't very good.
Posted by: Martini Farmer a

PA has already said it will take "a number of days to tally all the votes"

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 12, 2024 01:29 PM (CIS44)

90 So, this means that they are going to prevent Trump from winning either by stealing at the ballot box or declaring him ineligible in Congress and making Kammie president? Could that even be possible? And shooting anyone who disagrees.

Posted by: Megthered at September 12, 2024 01:30 PM (VihIQ)

91 The only people killed during the Jan 6 protests were peaceful protesters. Both murdered by government agents when they posed no threat to anyone else.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 12, 2024 01:30 PM (oZhjI)

92 "National Special Security Event"

Fucking Putin!

Posted by: Tom Perry at September 12, 2024 01:30 PM (MX0bI)

93 A riot the government started, no less.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at September 12, 2024 01:31 PM (Ij2uN)

94 86 What do you bet she's practiced voodoo?

Posted by: LizLem at September 12, 2024 01:28 PM (CXSxd)

She does look like she is part of the undead.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2024 01:31 PM (/U5Yz)

95 Hmm, there is a counter point to Homeland Security making these moves.

Jan 6th made a bunch of people in Congress realize just how thin their grasp on power is.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 01:31 PM (tT6L1)

96
And the "I thought you were dead" "joke" got old really fast.
Posted by: bonhomme

Not hardly

Posted by: Big Jake at September 12, 2024 01:31 PM (63Dwl)

97 95 Hmm, there is a counter point to Homeland Security making these moves.

Jan 6th made a bunch of people in Congress realize just how thin their grasp on power is.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 01:31 PM (tT6L1)

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They didn't put razor wire up around the Capitol for months after the 2020 election because they thought things were going smoothly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

98 You know what Kamala failed to bring up (yet again)?

J5.

The day where she was almost killed by a bomb.

Amazing restraint for her to not throw that in Trump's face.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 01:31 PM (KbCG3)

99 They really want it to be their Reichstag fire.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 12, 2024 01:31 PM (xcxpd)

100 Ignoring Pearl Harbor and 9/11 is kind of a tell.

Like most leftists, history began on the day she was born. So no surprise about Pearl Harbor. But she should at least remember 9/11 on 9/10.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 12, 2024 01:32 PM (/y8xj)

101 I don't think this helps their "cause."

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 01:32 PM (IyPmt)

102 Yes, I just looked it up. Bombing of Capitol in 1983 to protest military involvement in Lebanon and Grenada.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2024 01:32 PM (dTTBf)

103 Any time you find yourself writing "utilize" instead of "use," check your work for excess BS-ery.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 12, 2024 01:23 PM (/y8xj)

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Interesting observation -- as "utilize" is often utilized in more technical communications.

I think "utilize” can also be slightly differentiated from "use" as it can imply the discovery of a new, profitable, or practical use for something beyond its original intended purpose.

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 12, 2024 01:32 PM (P3VPf)

104 I'm also really tired of 'Our Democracy' as a line.
It is useful, for IDing bad actors though.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 12, 2024 01:33 PM (xcxpd)

105 Government is not out of control. Now pardon me while we completely fortify the capital, just in case.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 01:33 PM (tT6L1)

106 its no big deal, just bring in Pelosi to handle security again

Posted by: Kamala's Throat at September 12, 2024 01:34 PM (3TalN)

107 > Any time you find yourself writing "utilize" instead of "use," check your work for excess BS-ery.

I feel the same way about "gift" in place of "give."

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2024 01:34 PM (Odg76)

108 They need extra protection in case Congress decides to certify the person who didn't win the election as the winner.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 12, 2024 01:34 PM (uxCna)

109 Gee I remember the Biden Coup turning the White House into a fortress because he was the most popular President ever.

Still got that cocaine in though.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 12, 2024 01:34 PM (wBaIH)

110 Yes, I just looked it up. Bombing of Capitol in 1983 to protest military involvement in Lebanon and Grenada.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke a

Ya! That's the one, for some reason it always slips my mind what exactly it was about. Just know it happened.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 12, 2024 01:34 PM (CIS44)

111 Everything went well today and she's now home getting a bite to eat before likely taking another nap.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

112
Ahem.

THEIR democracy.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 01:34 PM (HbvSn)

113 Somewhere deep in the bowels of his underground lair, Soros is observing the arguments among his minions about how to handle the fact that the puppet is so poor at her job that the cheating mechanisms put in place by numerous of his paid operatives in both parties, might not be enough to overcome Trump's voters. His highly paid, evil but incompetent team inside the highest levels of the security apparatus of the most powerful country in human history, failed their task by less than a centimeter. What to do. He picks up the receiver to the phone that is always placed at his side, dark red like blood, with a rotary dial, as this amused him greatly, like the cries of the children kept in his dungeons. He put his crooked finger in the "O" hole, thankful for the adrenocbrome that cured him of arthritis, and dialed. After a moment, the voice on the other end of the line simply said "Ready" and the line went dead. Soros put the receiver back in its.cradle and chuckled. The chuckle grew to a full throated laugh and lasted several minutes while his minions looked on; wondering what amused him so. "Bring me a child!" he yelled at them. They scurried away to do his bidding.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 12, 2024 01:34 PM (fs1hN)

114 Every day brings something else from these goons to remind me that I don't hate these people enough.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 12, 2024 01:35 PM (k9OZB)

115 You know what Kamala failed to bring up (yet again)?

J5.

The day where she was almost killed by a bomb.

Amazing restraint for her to not throw that in Trump's face.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 01:31 PM (KbCG3)

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Yeah, the morning of the debate Bongino was trolling the ~~"moderators"~~ Progda State Enemedia to ask her about that.

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 12, 2024 01:35 PM (P3VPf)

116 Everything went well today and she's now home getting a bite to eat before likely taking another nap.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

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Good news. Thank you for the update.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 01:35 PM (tT6L1)

117 Bomb (likely fake) thing was J6, not J5.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 12, 2024 01:35 PM (GcNJ2)

118 Israel did a special forces raid in Syria targeting a "chemical weapons research facility".

There are rumors that a number of Iranians were captured, and transported back to Israel.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 12, 2024 01:35 PM (uxCna)

119 I can envision Mike Johnson all wrapped up in kevlar and plates. He'll look like Ralphie's little brother in "A Christmas Story" Fucking runt bastard.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2024 01:36 PM (/U5Yz)

120
its no big deal, just bring in Pelosi to handle security again
Posted by: Kamala's Throat

She'll wear a bikini and bring her monkey.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2024 01:36 PM (63Dwl)

121 117 Bomb (likely fake) thing was J6, not J5.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 12, 2024 01:35 PM (GcNJ2)

Didn't they find it the day before?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 01:36 PM (KbCG3)

122 And don't doubt for a second that they are making this an attack line to goad Trump into saying something Jack Smith will use to phoney up a new indictment.

Like all good cons, the way to make it work is keep up and ratchet up the pressue.

Kamala's campaign is a fraud, a con

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 12, 2024 01:36 PM (M5STE)

123 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

Good to hear.. Tell the Mrs. if she is worried about her hair that 2 years ago my Grand daughter shaved her head because it was cool.. It has since grown back just fine

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 01:36 PM (IyPmt)

124 "Because David Muir and his running mate Kamala Harris made January 6th an attack line in the debate, so now the weaponized government is running an op to keep it in headlines for weeks"

It will backfire as it already has. The only people who give a shit about J6 as some kind of attack on whatever are hardcore leftist scumbags who think roast kitten is tasty. 90% of the country is sick to death of all the bullshit and mischegas over a loud protest four years ago.

If anything, endlessly braying about J6 only reinforces voter's concerns about the innocent protestors viciously hounded and railroaded by the feral justice system. That helps Trump.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 12, 2024 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

125 Good news. Thank you for the update.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 01:35 PM (tT6L1)

Yeah man.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

126 Like most leftists, history began on the day she was born. So no surprise about Pearl Harbor. But she should at least remember 9/11 on 9/10.

I think we have to look at it another way. 'Our Democracy' always means their system. Covid, 9/11, JFK, Pearl Harbor, the Titanic, the Lusitania, etc. were all plays called by their system that increased their wealth and power. They suffered a setback in the Civil War when Lincoln freed the slaves.

Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2024 01:37 PM (633JL)

127 Everything went well today and she's now home getting a bite to eat before likely taking another nap.
Posted by: Sponge - F

good to hear!

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 12, 2024 01:37 PM (CIS44)

128 Yeah, what I want to post in response will get Ace in trouble.

So! Lil Pooky gained 5 oz in two days and is almost back up to his birthweight. I sent pictures of him and JT The Wonder Dog to K9s For Warriors (where Pooky got JT) and the squeals of delight probably shattered several Florida Morons' eardrums.

Posted by: pookysgirl, brightening your day at September 12, 2024 01:37 PM (dtlDP)

129 Holy shit, they are actually changing history right before our very eyes!!!

Good Lord, I think we're fucked.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 12, 2024 01:37 PM (5AVMW)

130 May Day 1970 in DC (Vietnam protest) dwarfed anything in modern times. But facts and history are not part of "politics" for anyone in the Beltway or most outside it.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 12, 2024 01:37 PM (GcNJ2)

131 An important point:

PollWatch
@PollWatch2020
August was a Media Honeymoon month for Harris but Republicans won August with voter registrations.

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R - +141,000
D - +61,000
All others - +219,000

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

132
Israel did a special forces raid in Syria targeting a "chemical weapons research facility".

There are rumors that a number of Iranians were captured, and transported back to Israel.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Trading material?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2024 01:37 PM (63Dwl)

133 The "Department of Homeland Security" Will Designate January 6, 2025 a "Special Security Event" Due to a Four-Hour Riot Four F***ing Years Ago

The Feds are doing their best to label "MAGA" and any other Trump-supporting groups as domestic terrorist. A declaration like this actually helps them find justification. Also, nonsense like this:

@natalie_allison City hall in Springfield, Ohio has been evacuated for a bomb threat, after the city has been the subject of a right-wing misinformation campaign about Haitians eating pets — an unsubstantiated claim Trump repeated on the debate stage.

@mehdirhasan We are facing an unhinged racist domestic terror movement in this country led by a former president and indulged by one of our two major parties. The other party really needs to recognize the scale of the threat, as does our feckless media.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 12, 2024 01:37 PM (JCZqz)

134 >>> Can't remember when it was, but there was an actual bombing at the Capitol before too.

In the 80s. Weather Underground planted a bomb in the republican senate cloakroom. Only reason it didn't kill anyone is they recessed early that night. Should have been dozens injured or dead.

The main lady nutbat convicted for it was pardoned by Bill Clinton. Of course he did. And now she sits on liberal think tanks.

So they've pardoned an actual convicted terrorist for insurrection, but refuse to let the Boston tea party larpers and grandmas in the capitol on Jan 6 go.

Brandon straka was never inside, just nearby doing journalism, and was arrested. Meanwhile the Marxist antifa lib from Salt Lake City who was inside, filming, and spurred people on, was let go.

Posted by: LizLem at September 12, 2024 01:37 PM (p81qB)

135 Good to hear.. Tell the Mrs. if she is worried about her hair that 2 years ago my Grand daughter shaved her head because it was cool.. It has since grown back just fine
Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 01:36 PM (IyPmt)

We'll likely be cutting it off this weekend as she can't really use the curling iron anymore because it's coming out in clumps.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

136 "I'm also really tired of 'Our Democracy' as a line."

To be honest, I would like to see Trump put an end to "Our Democracy" Not the free and fair elections in a constitutional republic but the the type that keeps the ruling class permanently in power and lord over the their political opponents with an iron fist after the election.

That is what Dems actually fear.

Posted by: Ripley at September 12, 2024 01:37 PM (GUOwU)

137 Chicks in bikinis with monkeys.

Posted by: The new AoS kink at September 12, 2024 01:37 PM (DobEs)

138 Well, it has come out recently that Pelosi admitted that she didn't take security seriously enough in 2020. They're just trying to get it right this time.

Either that, or they want some muscle on their side for a planned coup.

There certainly could be other explanations.

Posted by: Emmie at September 12, 2024 01:37 PM (Sf2cq)

139 Four years, and half the country still believe the lies ... and they know little of the many things done that make it appear to actually be a DeepState PsyOp. But expressing that idea alone could get a person cancelled and/or targeted.

The whole "greatest threat since the Civil War is so stupid ... but I guess it is moving the Overton Window or something. So people will say "well, not as bad as 9/11, but yes, Trump is a Great Threat".

Posted by: illiniwek at September 12, 2024 01:38 PM (Cus5s)

140 I think "utilize” can also be slightly differentiated from "use" as it can imply the discovery of a new, profitable, or practical use for something beyond its original intended purpose.

I agree that "utilize" can mean "make useable" but that not how anybody uses it.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 12, 2024 01:38 PM (/y8xj)

141 133 @natalie_allison City hall in Springfield, Ohio has been evacuated for a bomb threat, after the city has been the subject of a right-wing misinformation campaign about Haitians eating pets — an unsubstantiated claim Trump repeated on the debate stage.

@mehdirhasan We are facing an unhinged racist domestic terror movement in this country led by a former president and indulged by one of our two major parties. The other party really needs to recognize the scale of the threat, as does our feckless media.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 12, 2024 01:37 PM (JCZqz)

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Pointing out facts said by locals is racist.

Got it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

142 > So! Lil Pooky gained 5 oz in two days and is almost back up to his birthweight.

Yay!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2024 01:39 PM (Odg76)

143 Jan 6 rioters should be spending their days making small rocks out of big rocks. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Posted by: Uncle Floyd at September 12, 2024 01:39 PM (gsYzj)

144 Either that, or they want some muscle on their side for a planned coup.

There certainly could be other explanations.
Posted by: Emmie at September 12, 2024 01:37 PM (Sf2cq)
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Unfortunately, we're no longer in a position to be charitable toward our government.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 01:39 PM (tT6L1)

145 They should me more concerned that a healthy Donald J. Trump
is inaugurated January 20, 2025 than anything else. Why do they not understand this?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 12, 2024 01:40 PM (sTbTe)

146 I've dropped more dangerous bombs in the crapper than that fake phony bullshit J6 "bomb"

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 12, 2024 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

147 There are rumors that a number of Iranians were captured, and transported back to Israel.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Seems like a lot of work for just regular troops. They're probably either senior leaders, technical experts with chemical weapons, or Mossad agents/spies that helped with the raid, and this was their ticket back out.

Posted by: Military Moron at September 12, 2024 01:40 PM (JCZqz)

148 feckless media.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

Hey! That's my line!

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 12, 2024 01:40 PM (CIS44)

149 Department of Homeland Security—another gift from Dubya.

I warned and warned people on the right that DHS and the Patriot Act would never be used to keep us safe and would instead be weaponized by the Federal government against its true enemies: us.

AFAB.

Posted by: Lurker at September 12, 2024 01:40 PM (FC8SQ)

150 We are under enemy occupation.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 12, 2024 01:41 PM (QSxSN)

151 How many 9/11 attacks have we had — three, now?

9/11/01 - NYC, DC and Shanksville
9/11/12 - Benghazi
9/11/21 - Afghanistan

Yeah, I can see why they keep trying to make 1/6 “fetch” happen…

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2024 01:41 PM (Hkcdp)

152 @mehdirhasan We are facing an unhinged racist domestic terror movement in this country led by a former president and indulged by one of our two major parties. The other party really needs to recognize the scale of the threat, as does our feckless media.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 12, 2024 01:37 PM (JCZqz)

We are.. from the illegals the Dem party let in including for your now "angelic " Hattians

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 01:41 PM (IyPmt)

153 sorry to be OT, but as it's 100+, I am sharing two videos I always share for 9-11 that have become increasingly hard to find.

One is a WWF ad that was entered at Cannes in 2009, mocking the planes hitting Manhattan on behalf of the Japanese tsunami (makes perfect sense in cult world), and one is an anti-air travel vid replacing the tower jumpers with falling polar bears (of course), complete with graphic splats at street level, also from 2009.

Not even ten years, and the climate cult nutjobs thought it was good marketing.

I am download-challenged, but I share in the hopes that those who are not will save them for posterity.

https://tinyurl.com/3d6zsck8

https://tinyurl.com/mtc9ye2m

Posted by: barbarausa at September 12, 2024 01:41 PM (enw9G)

154 sorry to be OT, but as it's 100+, I am sharing two videos I always share for 9-11 that have become increasingly hard to find.

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uh oh

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 01:41 PM (HbvSn)

155 142 > So! Lil Pooky gained 5 oz in two days and is almost back up to his birthweight.

Yay!
Posted by: bonhomme
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Mom doing her job. That's the ticket.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 12, 2024 01:42 PM (sTbTe)

156 Think the raid in Syria netted some pretty good intel, but more on missiles than chem. From what can be seen Israel is sort of doing the smart thing, relentlessly if gradually degrading Hezb and its IRGC support structure, while both sides decide whether to wait for January to push the button. Though I am fairly sure Hezb/Tehran are thoroughly and properly terrified of starting the big game. Has been evident for months.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 12, 2024 01:42 PM (GcNJ2)

157 Haitian voodoo is in fact real

Does voodoo work if you utilize (I had to) pigeons, rats, and/or seagulls for your rites? Asking for New York City.

Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2024 01:42 PM (633JL)

158 Violent tranny getting trolled.

http://tiny.cc/e4rlzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2024 01:42 PM (Odg76)

159

"Donald Trump left us the worst attack on our democracy since the Civil War," Harris said during the debate."

How was that not FACCHEK by that weird dude who was sicking his head out on his neck like he wanted it to pop off his shoulders?

More importantly, why did Trump just sit there and take this bullshit.

Are hot chicks, or somewhat put together chicks, his kryptonite?

The 5 Ps. Proper preparation prevents pisspoor performance.

He didn't prepare, his performance was pisspoor. Frickin jerkoff.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 12, 2024 01:43 PM (et1vG)

160 The American Civil War? Yeah, I sorta remember reading a paragraph about it in one of my boring high school history classes. Didn't that happen way way back when King George the Third or Fourth was President, and Democrats tried to free the slaves but a bunch of MAGA Republicans stopped them?

Posted by: A Straight-A Student at an Ivy League School at September 12, 2024 01:43 PM (aBgBM)

161 ts no big deal, just bring in Pelosi to handle security again
Posted by: Kamala's Throat

She'll wear a bikini and bring her monkey.

It better have under~~wires~~cables.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 12, 2024 01:43 PM (/y8xj)

162 @mehdirhasan We are facing an unhinged racist domestic terror movement in this country

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 12, 2024 01:37 PM (JCZqz)
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DU admits La Raza, MS 13 and Tren de Aragua are racist and violent? Progress!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 01:43 PM (tT6L1)

163 So insane, but once President Trump wins, again, they will not do anything to the left Antifa, blm imbeciles

Only Trump supporters… always 24/7

Posted by: Gonzotx at September 12, 2024 01:43 PM (YjECI)

164 [Headline over at ZeroHedge:]

"Putin Puts West On Notice: Long-Range Arms For Ukraine Will Mean 'NATO At War With Russia'"

If the Junta & Depp State (BIRM) ~~goes to~~ intentionally initiates a war with Russia, will they follow the Z-Man's lead and cancel elections.

"You can't get rid of a brilliant WarTime Leader & Strategist like beach-and-basement-bound F. Joe Mugabe, unpatriotic h8rs!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 12, 2024 01:44 PM (P3VPf)

165 I don’t think the Springfield “domestic terror “ by Trump thing is gonna play out like they think.

We’ve ALL been living with the new normal of illegals in our cities and towns, so we don’t buy “conspiracy theory “ charges.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2024 01:44 PM (Hkcdp)

166 @natalie_allison City hall in Springfield, Ohio has been evacuated for a bomb threat, after the city has been the subject of a right-wing misinformation campaign about Haitians eating pets — an unsubstantiated claim Trump repeated on the debate stage.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 12, 2024 01:37 PM (JCZqz)

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Pointing out facts said by locals is racist.

Got it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:38 PM (GBKbO)
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Is there any doubt that the locals who testified that these troglodytes are eating pets were telling the truth? I don't think so because they are never mentioned. It's always just hysterical denials that are very carefully worded ("no specific pet was specifically found to be specifically killed and specifically eaten by any specific person").

Oh and third-world degenerates absolutely kill and eat pets. It's a big and recognized problem in their home countries. The affluent who have pets keep them away from the CHUDs.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 12, 2024 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

167 157 Haitian voodoo is in fact real

Does voodoo work if you utilize (I had to) pigeons, rats, and/or seagulls for your rites? Asking for New York City.
Posted by: t-bird at September 12, 2024 01:42 PM (633JL)

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Wes Craven made a good movie that was about voodoo.

The Serpent and the Rainbow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

168 Afternoon Ace. Is 10/7 being designated ba terror watch day? Seems to me that given the cast of characters that there is a lot more probability of violence on that day than 1/6.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 12, 2024 01:45 PM (hgmb+)

169 #143
Those rocks would have come from your head.
ESAD.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 12, 2024 01:45 PM (i5nTr)

170 Correct me if I'm wrong, but Mike Johnson is in charge of D.C. security now, right? So is he requesting the special extra super, keep out the peons security?

Posted by: Ribbed at September 12, 2024 01:45 PM (B0mGw)

171 It's always comforting to find a shed snake skin in the house.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 12, 2024 01:46 PM (sTbTe)

172 So we should thank them for protecting the vote certification on jan. 6th 2025 for Trump...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 01:46 PM (IyPmt)

173 They are so gay.

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at September 12, 2024 01:46 PM (Ybyk2)

174
More importantly, why did Trump just sit there and take this bullshit.

Are hot chicks, or somewhat put together chicks, his kryptonite?

The 5 Ps. Proper preparation prevents pisspoor performance.

He didn't prepare, his performance was pisspoor. Frickin jerkoff.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 12, 2024 01:43 PM (et1vG)

So, you're voting Kumswala then?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

175 166 Is there any doubt that the locals who testified that these troglodytes are eating pets were telling the truth? I don't think so because they are never mentioned. It's always just hysterical denials that are very carefully worded ("no specific pet was specifically found to be specifically killed and specifically eaten by any specific person").

Oh and third-world degenerates absolutely kill and eat pets. It's a big and recognized problem in their home countries. The affluent who have pets keep them away from the CHUDs.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 12, 2024 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

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$5 says they have no idea the town hall video exists.

All they know is that it's a right wing meme on Twitter that Trump picked up because he's dumb and lives on Twitter, unlike them who know every detail of Project 2025 and its connection to Trump through Twitter links.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:46 PM (GBKbO)

176 Correct me if I'm wrong, but Mike Johnson is in charge of D.C. security now, right? So is he requesting the special extra super, keep out the peons security?
Posted by: Ribbed

He is in charge of the Capital PD as the Speaker, but this is a special designation so would bein addition to/beyond his purview. Though I'm sure he was involved.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 12, 2024 01:46 PM (CIS44)

177 Isn't it actually the new January 2021 when the Leftists rioted, mostly peacefully, in the Mall and Hill over President Trump's inauguration??

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 12, 2024 01:46 PM (CEzQx)

178 Correct me if I'm wrong, but Mike Johnson is in charge of D.C. security now, right? So is he requesting the special extra super, keep out the peons security?
Posted by: Ribbed at September 12, 2024 01:45 PM (B0mGw)
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It looks to me like Homeland Security made an end run around Congress to do this.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 01:47 PM (tT6L1)

179 Are hot chicks, or somewhat put together chicks, his kryptonite?

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Wait, what are we talking about?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 01:47 PM (HbvSn)

180 >>> Pointing out facts said by locals is racist.

Yes. This poor mechanic in Ohio has a good vid:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?
v=gZADwzk5D2U&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjY

Someone posted this earlier by a black woman that lives there crying for help. It's heartbreaking.

https://tinyurl.com/3fs7up9y

Posted by: LizLem at September 12, 2024 01:47 PM (z65xI)

181 $5 says they have no idea the town hall video exists.

All they know is that it's a right wing meme on Twitter that Trump picked up because he's dumb and lives on Twitter, unlike them who know every detail of Project 2025 and its connection to Trump through Twitter links.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:46 PM (GBKbO)

"How could anyone concoct such a story?"

"There are videos of residents complaining about it."

"Oh, you'll believe anything you see."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 01:47 PM (KbCG3)

182 Oh and third-world degenerates absolutely kill and eat pets. It's a big and recognized problem in their home countries. The affluent who have pets keep them away from the CHUDs.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade

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I don't remember if there was a video or not, but someone recently was talking about a clip showing a new taco truck moving in on a corner and the stray dogs were all around the customers the next day. By the end of the week there were no more dogs in the area.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie - A good kick in the balls will cure your gender confusion at September 12, 2024 01:48 PM (HbvSn)

183 181 "Oh, you'll believe anything you see."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 01:47 PM (KbCG3)

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"Also, Trump wrote Project 2025."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

184 Seems like a lot of work for just regular troops. They're probably either senior leaders, technical experts with chemical weapons, or Mossad agents/spies that helped with the raid, and this was their ticket back out.

I think that the assumption is that they are senior Iranian scientists helping Syria with its chemical weapons program.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 12, 2024 01:48 PM (uxCna)

185 The same people who won't believe the video of the gal complaining about beheaded pets also believe the pee dossier is true.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 01:48 PM (tT6L1)

186 > Haitian voodoo is in fact real

I suppose that depends on what you mean by, "real." Primitive savages do a bunch of primitive savage things they call voodoo, yes. It's not magic and it doesn't work, no.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2024 01:48 PM (Odg76)

187 183 181 "Oh, you'll believe anything you see."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 01:47 PM (KbCG3)

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"Also, Trump wrote Project 2025."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

"And some MAGA is not making bomb threats. Just like how those MAGAs threatened to blow up Target for taking down their pride stuff!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 01:49 PM (KbCG3)

188 171 It's always comforting to find a shed snake skin in the house.

this is why I rarely venture into the unfinished part of my basement

BUT ... they are probably helping with the field mice

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 12, 2024 01:49 PM (s3qiR)

189 Jan 6 rioters should be spending their days making small rocks out of big rocks. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Posted by: Uncle Floyd at September 12, 2024 01:39 PM (gsYzj)

Ok, buttf*ck.

Why is Ray Epps not in prison busting rock?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

190 Haitian voodoo is in fact real

I suppose that depends on what you mean by, "real." Primitive savages do a bunch of primitive savage things they call voodoo, yes. It's not magic and it doesn't work, no.
Posted by: bonhomme

I dont practice Santeria, I dont havea a crystal ball
-Bradley Nowell

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 12, 2024 01:50 PM (CIS44)

191 "Wes Craven made a good movie that was about voodoo.

The Serpent and the Rainbow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison"

Watch "The Skeleton key" Good creepy film. Plus Kate Hudson.

Posted by: Ripley at September 12, 2024 01:50 PM (GUOwU)

192 Correct me if I'm wrong, but Mike Johnson is in charge of D.C. security now, right? So is he requesting the special extra super, keep out the peons security?
Posted by: Ribbed at September 12, 2024 01:45 PM (B0mGw)

The new Congress will be sworn in on Jan. 2nd. Speaker of the House on January 6th will be either Hakeem Jeffries or heaven knows which Republican.

Posted by: A Straight-A Student at an Ivy League School at September 12, 2024 01:50 PM (aBgBM)

193 I feel so much better now!

Posted by: Snake in the House at September 12, 2024 01:50 PM (2UnvF)

194 177 Isn't it actually the new January 2021 when the Leftists rioted, mostly peacefully, in the Mall and Hill over President Trump's inauguration??
-------
Fuck my brain.

2017

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 12, 2024 01:50 PM (CEzQx)

195 185 The same people who won't believe the video of the gal complaining about beheaded pets also believe the pee dossier is true.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 01:48 PM (tT6L1)

They still believe Smollett was assaulted by MAGAns.

They still believe Lebron had racist graffiti spray painted on his house.

They still believe Trump is an agent of Russia.

They still believe Covid was totes naturally occurring.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 01:50 PM (KbCG3)

196 I can't speak for the pets, but the Hot Air story shows a guy walking with a dead goose from the park.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at September 12, 2024 01:50 PM (i5nTr)

197 "There are videos of residents complaining about it."

"Oh, you'll believe anything you see."

Still more proof of Springfield, OH Haitians killing pets than Christine Blasey Ford ever produced.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2024 01:50 PM (Odg76)

198 If Trump somehow manages to win and make it to Jan 20, I'm sure they have something "special" planned for him...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 12, 2024 01:50 PM (ynpvh)

199 Off Ivy Leaguer sock

Posted by: Gref at September 12, 2024 01:51 PM (aBgBM)

200 192 The new Congress will be sworn in on Jan. 2nd. Speaker of the House on January 6th will be either Hakeem Jeffries or heaven knows which Republican.
Posted by: A Straight-A Student at an Ivy League School at September 12, 2024 01:50 PM (aBgBM)

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Assuming Republicans retain the majority, Johnson will more likely than not be Speaker still.

Inertia is a powerful force.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

201 Is there any doubt that the locals who testified that these troglodytes are eating pets were telling the truth? I don't think so because they are never mentioned.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 12, 2024 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

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$5 says they have no idea the town hall video exists.

All they know is that it's a right wing meme on Twitter that Trump picked up because he's dumb and lives on Twitter, unlike them who know every detail of Project 2025 and its connection to Trump through Twitter links.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:46 PM (GBKbO)
_____

I'll pass on the bet. You are probably right. The takeaway for me from the town hall videos is the black residents who were pissed off about the Haitians and pets getting eaten. The media of course portrayed the town as a bunch of KKK shitkicking white crackers hating on darkies. But the reality is the town has a black population as well, and they are as livid over this as the whites.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 12, 2024 01:51 PM (iFTx/)

202 ======

Wes Craven made a good movie that was about voodoo.

The Serpent and the Rainbow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
----------------------------------------

It doesn't appear to have any naked female zombies. How can it be a voodoo movie with out naked female zombies?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 12, 2024 01:51 PM (sTbTe)

203 197 Still more proof of Springfield, OH Haitians killing pets than Christine Blasey Ford ever produced.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2024 01:50 PM (Odg76)

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Well, yeah, because Kavanaugh raped a chick.

He wasn't a quality candidate for SCOTUS. They wouldn't have done that against a quality candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

204 My son played in Pop Warner. Many of the coaches were former classmates from a certain era. Every get-together, they unfailingly ended up talking about the great times and friends when they were playing HS ball -- ten, maybe 15 years prior.

Every time.

And it was an utterly closed group. Unless you knew their friends and were part of their stories, they made it quite clear that you were not "in."

This is what our leading America-policing agencies have become. They talk about stories only they care about. Incessantly. Unless you are part of the club, you can't join in. You can't change the subject. You can't offer another perspective. You are without value to them. It's like a Jocks Club -- only for nerds. The Jan6 Rat Pack.

Posted by: red speck at September 12, 2024 01:51 PM (0Id0S)

205 The same people who won't believe the video of the gal complaining about beheaded pets also believe the pee dossier is true.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 01:48 PM (tT6L1)

They still believe Smollett was assaulted by MAGAns.

They still believe Lebron had racist graffiti spray painted on his house.

They still believe Trump is an agent of Russia.

They still believe Covid was totes naturally occurring.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 01:50 PM (KbCG3)

Don't forget about Bubba Wallace and the garage noose

Posted by: Doof at September 12, 2024 01:51 PM (RhGG0)

206 They still believe Smollett was assaulted by MAGAns.

They still believe Lebron had racist graffiti spray painted on his house.

They still believe Trump is an agent of Russia.

They still believe Covid was totes naturally occurring.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 01:50 PM (KbCG3)
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And they think my belief in God and Jesus dying on the cross for our sins is nuts.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 01:52 PM (tT6L1)

207 Don't forget fag Obama designated 9/11 as "Community Day" or some stupid shit.

The Left intends to piss you off and a whole lot more.

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2024 01:52 PM (U/CEs)

208 The "Department of Homeland Security" Will Designate January 6, 2025 a "Special Security Event"

And yet Haitian gangs rampaging through Springfield burning all the Spay and Neuter clinics gets no attention at all from Homeland Security.

Posted by: DAN at September 12, 2024 01:52 PM (JrfET)

209 Polk County (FL) Sheriff Grady Judd should be on Donald Trump's short list to head DHS (unless Trump eliminates DHS...which would be preferable).

https://youtu.be/j_5RC7X3iHw?si=EUM_lVHqKBZjVhMX

Posted by: JTSmith at September 12, 2024 01:52 PM (ZazCK)

210 Being a straight a student at an ivy league school means you suck good dick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

211 wikipedia was updated as soon as the debate ended -- don't worry it's all a hoax!

"On August 26, 2024, police received a report of Haitians stealing geese. An investigation found no evidence and no geese.[33][34] Soon thereafter, a hoax about Haitian immigrants abducting and eating pets in Springfield went viral and was amplified by businessman Elon Musk, U.S. Senator Ted Cruz, Republican vice-presidential nominee JD Vance, and Republican Party members of the United States House Committee on the Judiciary.[35][36][37][38] Springfield authorities responded that "there have been no credible reports or specific claims of pets being harmed, injured or abused by individuals within the immigrant community".[39] The false claims were repeated by Donald Trump during his first presidential debate with Kamala Harris.[40][41][42] Ohio Attorney General Dave Yost accused the media of ignoring evidence surrounding claims that pets were being abducted and eaten in Springfield.[43]"

Posted by: brak at September 12, 2024 01:52 PM (NGHTx)

212 195 185 The same people who won't believe the video of the gal complaining about beheaded pets also believe the pee dossier is true.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 01:48 PM (tT6L1)

They still believe Smollett was assaulted by MAGAns.

They still believe Lebron had racist graffiti spray painted on his house.

They still believe Trump is an agent of Russia.

They still believe Covid was totes naturally occurring.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 01:50 PM (KbCG3)

1. yes, black MAGAs, the worst, hired by dems...
3. Yes, works for folks in Moscow, Idaho
4. Yes, sorta like that chrorizo I bought at the store that said just like grandma used to make; sure, if she was some bio-chemist...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 12, 2024 01:52 PM (ynpvh)

213 If Trump somehow manages to win and make it to Jan 20, I'm sure they have something "special" planned for him...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 12, 2024 01:50 PM (ynpvh)
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If by him you mean us, then, yes, the Junta does.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 01:53 PM (tT6L1)

214 They should move the Haitians to Hawaii. Same climate, but the stray chickens will be gone in a matter of weeks.

Posted by: LizLem at September 12, 2024 01:53 PM (z65xI)

215 Lil Pooky for president in a couple decades!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 12, 2024 01:53 PM (2G4Dl)

216 Clearly laying the groundwork for another steal.

Posted by: Tom at September 12, 2024 01:53 PM (8J80s)

217 Well, yeah, because Kavanaugh raped a chick.

He wasn't a quality candidate for SCOTUS. They wouldn't have done that against a quality candidate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

No man. He ran train on bitches every weekend on his rape cruise ship.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

218 One would presume that if Trump is able to be inaugurated on 6 January 2025 he could, if he thought about it, have an EO ready to go the second he took office to either cancel this horseshit or turn it on the likely leftists who'll start trouble.

Assuming orders would be followed. And of that, I'm unsure.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 12, 2024 01:54 PM (Q4IgG)

219 217 No man. He ran train on bitches every weekend on his rape cruise ship.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

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"And everyone knew! For years!"
-no, wait...that's Hollywood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

220
Wes Craven made a good movie that was about voodoo.

There was a very special Kolchak episode.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2024 01:54 PM (63Dwl)

221 I also like Escape from LA.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott

Mein...Gott......

Nein, Werner is just joshing with you. Und Prometheus has its moments. The Engineer snaps Michael Fassbender's head off, and this was most merry.

Also, Tony Freakin' Scott? Was Michael Bay on sabbatical? Werner is right here, mein Dude. 21 feature films, 7 shorts, 34 documentary feature films, 8 documentary shorts, 2 TV series episodes, acting roles in 26 film and TV productions, writer or co-writer on all cinematic efforts. I have worked with Tom Cruise and Nicolas Cage and lived to tell the tale. Then are there the operas...is Werner chopped liver? Not even Braunschweriger? Werner is just saying.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 12, 2024 01:54 PM (tmPIh)

222
They still believe Smollett was assaulted by MAGAns.

They still believe Lebron had racist graffiti spray painted on his house.

They still believe Trump is an agent of Russia.

They still believe Covid was totes naturally occurring.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 01:50 PM (KbCG3)

I wonder if after a few booster shots ones brain calcifies?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 12, 2024 01:54 PM (oGOfM)

223
"And everyone knew! For years!"
-no, wait...that's Hollywood
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

Basta!!!

Posted by: Michael Avanatti at September 12, 2024 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

224 Trump should just cancel the inaugural parade and all the hoopla -- If he's actually allowed to be inaugurated. The left will be busy non-violently burning down their own cities.

Posted by: brak at September 12, 2024 01:55 PM (NGHTx)

225 222
They still believe Smollett was assaulted by MAGAns.

They still believe Lebron had racist graffiti spray painted on his house.

They still believe Trump is an agent of Russia.

They still believe Covid was totes naturally occurring.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 01:50 PM (KbCG3)

I wonder if after a few booster shots ones brain calcifies?
Posted by: Just Lily at September 12, 2024 01:54 PM (oGOfM)

All of that (sans Covid) pre-dated Covid.

They believe what they're told to believe. They don't care to think. They know it isn't their strong suit.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 01:56 PM (KbCG3)

226 Does the Haitian diet include pit bulls and rottweilers?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 12, 2024 01:56 PM (2G4Dl)

227 Yeah, what about those people reporting animals and pets being eaten at city council meetings weeks and months ago?

Is that Trump’s brilliant scheme to make up past reports, too?

Demonizing normies in Springfield as racists and liars for simply noticing what’s happening to their community is not a good plan.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2024 01:56 PM (Hkcdp)

228 221 Also, Tony Freakin' Scott? Was Michael Bay on sabbatical? Werner is right here, mein Dude. 21 feature films, 7 shorts, 34 documentary feature films, 8 documentary shorts, 2 TV series episodes, acting roles in 26 film and TV productions, writer or co-writer on all cinematic efforts. I have worked with Tom Cruise and Nicolas Cage and lived to tell the tale. Then are there the operas...is Werner chopped liver? Not even Braunschweriger? Werner is just saying.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 12, 2024 01:54 PM (tmPIh)

======

You still live, though you did just say that all of your films are a distraction and that everyone should just read your book.

I have one collection of your work, and I plan on getting the other from Shout.

Also, I will do a Michael Bay run when he stops making movies. I kinda like him. Kinda.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

229 We’ve ALL been living with the new normal of illegals in our cities and towns, so we don’t buy “conspiracy theory “ charges.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2024 01:44 PM (Hkcdp)

******

You underestimate just how strong white self-hatred is in this country. See: Aiden Clark’s parents.

The other races are voting for Harris. It doesn’t take many sado-masochistic whites defecting to hand control to Democrats.

Posted by: Lurker at September 12, 2024 01:56 PM (FC8SQ)

230 214 They should move the Haitians to Hawaii. Same climate, but the stray chickens will be gone in a matter of weeks.

Posted by: LizLem at September 12, 2024 01:53 PM (z65xI)

President Trump 47 needs to get the Australians to take them. All their pestilential wild cockatoos will be gone in a month.

Posted by: Gref at September 12, 2024 01:56 PM (aBgBM)

231 Homeland Security also is worried about people celebrating the anniversary of Thomas Matthew Crooks martyrdom

Posted by: Wally at September 12, 2024 01:56 PM (hqVaF)

232 165 I don’t think the Springfield “domestic terror “ by Trump thing is gonna play out like they think.

We’ve ALL been living with the new normal of illegals in our cities and towns, so we don’t buy “conspiracy theory “ charges.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2024 01:44 PM (Hkcdp)

When OKC Murrah Building was bombed, less than 200 ppl died, but you could not speak to anyone in OK that was not in some way connected to someone who died. Same way w the impact of illegal aliens, many ppl have had various negative impacts from this invasion. Very few insulated from the chaos.

Posted by: EveR at September 12, 2024 01:56 PM (MUpk6)

233 Also, I will do a Michael Bay run when he stops making movies. I kinda like him. Kinda.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

There's a certain over the top cheesy fun-ness to him.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 12, 2024 01:57 PM (CIS44)

234 Also, I will do a Michael Bay run when he stops making movies. I kinda like him. Kinda.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

Don't do it. You'll wake the neighbors.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

235 231 Homeland Security also is worried about people celebrating the anniversary of Thomas Matthew Crooks martyrdom

Posted by: Wally at September 12, 2024 01:56 PM (hqVaF)

Who?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 01:57 PM (KbCG3)

236 233 There's a certain over the top cheesy fun-ness to him.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 12, 2024 01:57 PM (CIS44)

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It's the earnestness of everything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

237
Here's a video from the most popular Haitian restaurant in Springfield:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjGraINwZP8

Posted by: naturalfake at September 12, 2024 01:57 PM (eDfFs)

238 >>>Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 01:49 PM

Read the news and stop listening to Facebookers selling you BS (pizzagate, cat eating, caravans, litter boxes, insert kook bait here).

Posted by: Uncle Floyd at September 12, 2024 01:57 PM (gsYzj)

239 224 Trump should just cancel the inaugural parade and all the hoopla -- If he's actually allowed to be inaugurated. The left will be busy non-violently burning down their own cities.
Posted by: brak

It costs millions of dollars to put on all the inauguration crap. Just do it in the Oval Office, televise it, and get to work firing everyone.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2024 01:58 PM (5RUik)

240
R - +141,000
D - +61,000
All others - +219,000

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:37 PM

So, about 50% are 'others' which jives with what I've seen. The 'others' are certainly not on Team Harris, also from what I've seen.

Hawaiian judge not withstanding, some hope of 'normal' returning for four years. Then another four years. Then again for another four years.

Maybe the left will figure out communism and a never-ending freak show isn't the way to gain and hold power.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 12, 2024 01:58 PM (RKVpM)

241 President Trump 47 needs to get the Australians to take them. All their pestilential wild cockatoos will be gone in a month.

remember when obama decided we needed to take their detained "boat people' illegals off their hands and bring them here? yeah they owe us

Posted by: brak at September 12, 2024 01:58 PM (NGHTx)

242 Mayorkas ………
He's another one

Posted by: kactus at September 12, 2024 01:58 PM (twS2i)

243 When OKC Murrah Building was bombed, less than 200 ppl died, but you could not speak to anyone in OK that was not in some way connected to someone who died. Same way w the impact of illegal aliens, many ppl have had various negative impacts from this invasion. Very few insulated from the chaos.
Posted by: EveR at

It's still that way.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 12, 2024 01:58 PM (CIS44)

244 Sorry bastards won’t recognize 9-11, but will pull a stunt J-6. They’ve never answered up for the four innocent people they murdered on Jan 6th.

Posted by: Eromero at September 12, 2024 01:58 PM (o2ZRX)

245 Read the news and stop listening to Facebookers selling you BS (pizzagate, cat eating, caravans, litter boxes, insert kook bait here).
Posted by: Uncle Floyd at September 12, 2024 01:57 PM (gsYzj)

Facts are your kryptonite, then.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

246 It costs millions of dollars to put on all the inauguration crap. Just do it in the Oval Office, televise it, and get to work firing everyone.

well said

Posted by: brak at September 12, 2024 01:59 PM (NGHTx)

247 )

All of that (sans Covid) pre-dated Covid.

They believe what they're told to believe. They don't care to think. They know it isn't their strong suit.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 01:56 PM (KbCG3)

Well, yes. But COVID definitely opened eyes to what the globalists are up to, for all but the heavily vaxxed it seems.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 12, 2024 01:59 PM (oGOfM)

248 >>>He is in charge of the Capital PD as the Speaker,

Wut?

Seriously, why would you think this?

Posted by: Uncle Floyd at September 12, 2024 01:59 PM (gsYzj)

249 They are planning something.

Posted by: Billy Joel at September 12, 2024 02:00 PM (ufFY8)

250 To lighten the mood - Jared Isaacman made the first commercial space walk today from Polaris Dawn. He said when he first stuck his head out of the hatch looking down on earth: We may have a lot of work to do back at home, but from here, it looks like a perfect world".

Incredible. 435 miles above earth.

https://tinyurl.com/ywhhvkm6

Posted by: Cheri at September 12, 2024 02:01 PM (oiNtH)

251 Someone posted this earlier by a black woman that lives there crying for help. It's heartbreaking.

https://tinyurl.com/3fs7up9y
Posted by: LizLem at September 12, 2024 01:47 PM (z65xI)

*****
Is it heartbreaking? I wonder who she voted for in 2020..

Posted by: Lurker at September 12, 2024 02:02 PM (FC8SQ)

252 > They are planning something.

They're schemers.

Posted by: The Joker at September 12, 2024 02:02 PM (Odg76)

253 A Poem

January sixth
January sixth
Wasn't it a bitch?
January sixth

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 12, 2024 02:02 PM (L/fGl)

254 > They are planning something.

"fortification"

Posted by: brak at September 12, 2024 02:03 PM (NGHTx)

255

this is why I rarely venture into the unfinished part of my basement

BUT ... they are probably helping with the field mice
Posted by: BlackOrchid

We all have it so good in here!

Posted by: Snek Family in Unfinished Basement at September 12, 2024 02:03 PM (CV8a5)

256 I see Uncle Floyd is here to stir things up rather than maybe offer up a correction if someone gets something wrong.

nah...we never get useless trolls at AoS!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 02:03 PM (tT6L1)

257 They still believe Smollett was assaulted by MAGAns.

They still believe Lebron had racist graffiti spray painted on his house.

They still believe Trump is an agent of Russia.

They still believe Covid was totes naturally occurring.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 01:50 PM

"In this house we believe...."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 12, 2024 02:03 PM (Wnv9h)

258 Have long said the inaugural crap should be cancelled (OK, one small televised event that night, to thank his voters and burble vague positive vibes). It would be very in character for a guy whose work days were so long the Secret Service had to revamp their shift schedule to get right to it.

There should be a stack of EOs 4 feet high, all to be signed immediately. And firings (not that many, due to how it works, but a few, obviously Wray, though I think he'll bail out long before that day).

Posted by: rhomboid at September 12, 2024 02:04 PM (GcNJ2)

259 one can imagine what will happen jan 6 2025 if trump wins

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 12, 2024 02:04 PM (CWTWj)

260 Wes Craven made a good movie that was about voodoo.

The Serpent and the Rainbow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:44

Angel Heart wasn't half-bad, either. Voodoo movies must have been popular in 87-88

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 12, 2024 02:04 PM (VGRuw)

261 254 > They are planning something.

They're planning that kamala "wins" and it's such a blatant steal that people will do a real Jan. 6th...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 02:04 PM (IyPmt)

262

A fake riot orchestrated by Nancy Pelosi and the Deep State itself, Ace.

Ashli Babbit and Roseanne Boyland Martyrdom Day.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2024 02:04 PM (x0n13)

263 Read the news and stop listening to Facebookers selling you BS (pizzagate, cat eating, caravans, litter boxes, insert kook bait here).
Posted by: Uncle Floyd at September 12, 2024 01:57 PM (gsYzj)

His Delta Tau Kai name is 'buttf*ck.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

264 I'm tempted to take the family to the Smithsonian that day.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 12, 2024 02:06 PM (YIxO9)

265
The Dems will have a wreath laying service, along with representatives from all 180 countries doing a solemn parade walk from the capital steps to the White House as white rose pedals are dropped in their path.

Never Forget 1/6/21

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 12, 2024 02:06 PM (+oR7L)

266 The Serpent and the Rainbow was filmed in [several places] and in Haiti.[2]

During production in Haiti, the local government informed the cast and crew that they could not guarantee their safety for the remainder of the film's shoot because of the political strife and civil turmoil that was occurring during that time; as a result, production was relocated to the Dominican Republic for the remainder of the shoot.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 12, 2024 02:06 PM (sTbTe)

267 His Delta Tau Kai name is 'buttf*ck.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 02:05 PM

Why "Buttf*ck"?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 12, 2024 02:06 PM (Wnv9h)

268 IMHO, the worst attack on our democracy started on 1/21/21 and is still ongoing until the Biden-Harris junta is removed from power.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 12, 2024 02:06 PM (17s+e)

269
I was in Springfield last night and had a chance to eat eat the fanciest Haitian restaurant there.

For an appetizer I had: Beagles with Cream Cheese and Capers

And for the main course: CatToebriand.

It wasn't great.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 12, 2024 02:06 PM (eDfFs)

270 I'm tempted to take the family to the Smithsonian that day.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 12, 2024 02:06 PM (YIxO9)

Do it. I dare you.

Posted by: Bank of America at September 12, 2024 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

271 January sixth
January sixth
Wasn't it a bitch?
January sixth

It doesn't rhyme.

Do you know how I got these scars?

Posted by: The Joker at September 12, 2024 02:07 PM (Odg76)

272
Why "Buttf*ck"?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 12, 2024 02:06 PM (Wnv9h)

"Why NOT!!???"

Posted by: Bank of America at September 12, 2024 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

273 Shit.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

274 I'd feel better if everyone from this administration would just start speaking with a German accent. For authenticity.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 12, 2024 02:07 PM (QSxSN)

275 No, this is actually good.

They've already told us They aren't going to allow Trump's win to be certified, or him to take office if he somehow is able to win the election despite the massive fraud that will occur.

So these measures They are taking now are going to backfire on Them when he wins.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 12, 2024 02:08 PM (31EnI)

276 Defiant L’s
@DefiantLs
Navarro: "Do you think if there were 20,000 Scandinavians that have been sent to Springfield people would be saying that they’re eating cats and dogs and geese?"

She didn't think this through, did she

-
I'm gonna go with no but I'm a racist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 12, 2024 02:08 PM (L/fGl)

277 Why "Buttf*ck"?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 12, 2024 02:06 PM (Wnv9h)

"Why NOT!!???"
Posted by: Bank of America at September 12, 2024 02:07 PM

+1 for the proper response.

-2 for the sock fail.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 12, 2024 02:08 PM (Wnv9h)

278
+1 for the proper response.

-2 for the sock fail.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 12, 2024 02:08 PM (Wnv9h)

Story of my life.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

279
I expect that the CA Air National Guard will deploy F-15s out of Fresno to buzz the event and try to intimidate any right-wing protestors. Again. They've prepped for it several times already, but haven't actually flown the missions (Kung Flu lockdown protests, George Floyd riots, and the last inauguration).

I think they realized just how bad it looks.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 12, 2024 02:08 PM (y9nCu)

280 Shit.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 02:07 PM

Projecting?

Posted by: Penguins of the World at September 12, 2024 02:08 PM (a3Q+t)

281 re 260: don't think i saw that movie but i read the book, forget what it was called. also read the book that 'full metal jacket' was based on. did that a lot years ago

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 12, 2024 02:08 PM (CWTWj)

282 >>>Why "Buttf*ck"?

Because it's been a while for Sponge. Maybe he meets someone soon and can have an outlet for his feelings.

Posted by: Uncle Floyd at September 12, 2024 02:08 PM (gsYzj)

283 Wake up, there, Sponge!

*flashes boobs*

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2024 02:08 PM (5RUik)

284
Since the Haitians moved into Springfield every Chinese restaurant has closed down.

You can look it up.

Posted by: Hungry Haitian at September 12, 2024 02:09 PM (RKVpM)

285 The violence from the Left in 2016 after Trump won was nicely memory holed.

60 minutes blamed Trump for the violence from their own people and made him repudiate it and tell them to stop.

Lunacy. We live in an asylum.

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2024 02:09 PM (U/CEs)

286 @DefiantLs
Navarro: "Do you think if there were 20,000 Scandinavians that have been sent to Springfield people would be saying that they’re eating cats and dogs and geese?"

She's just jealous because the story makes her hungry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

287 Why is Ray Epps not in prison busting rock?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Who?

Posted by: MSM at September 12, 2024 02:10 PM (JCZqz)

288 Angel Heart wasn't half-bad, either. Voodoo movies must have been popular in 87-88
Posted by: Bacon Jeff a

But Weekend at Bernie's 2 was 93

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 12, 2024 02:10 PM (CIS44)

289
*flashes boobs*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2024 02:08 PM (5RUik)

....be still my heart.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

290 Abolish Dept. of Homeland Security.

Do it, Don, on day 1.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 12, 2024 02:10 PM (dGCAG)

291 Ashli Babbit and Roseanne Boyland Martyrdom Day.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
-------------------------------

Remember, Ashli Babbit and Roseanne Boyland.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 12, 2024 02:10 PM (sTbTe)

292 I'd feel better if everyone from this administration would just start speaking with a German accent. For authenticity.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 12, 2024 02:07 PM

You know I vasn't German, ja?

Posted by: zombie You Know Who at September 12, 2024 02:10 PM (a3Q+t)

293 Defiant L’s
@DefiantLs
Navarro: "Do you think if there were 20,000 Scandinavians that have been sent to Springfield people would be saying that they’re eating cats and dogs and geese?"

She didn't think this through, did she

I'm guessing donuts aren't brain food.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 12, 2024 02:10 PM (1HubU)

294 >"This designation allows for significant resources from the federal government, as well as from state and local partners, to be utilized in a comprehensive security plan,
---

it probably allows loosened ROE for armed federal officers

don't get shot, friends
seriously, I bet this makes it easier for the feds to shoot people

Posted by: Don Black revokes his consent to be governed at September 12, 2024 02:11 PM (/7KEl)

295 Pennsylvania will still be counting ballots on Jan 6 if that's what it takes to fortify the election

Posted by: brak at September 12, 2024 02:11 PM (NGHTx)

296

Get your kicks
On January six

Posted by: Bobby Troup at September 12, 2024 02:11 PM (63Dwl)

297 "Donald Trump left us the worst attack on our democracy since the Civil War," Harris said during the debate.

***

This is the kind of smart thinking you get when you spend your college years letting frat boys treat your adenoids like a speed bag.

Posted by: Azathoth at September 12, 2024 02:11 PM (wb1YC)

298 They still believe Smollett was assaulted by MAGAns.
They still believe Lebron had racist graffiti spray painted on his house.
They still believe Trump is an agent of Russia.
They still believe Covid was totes naturally occurring.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Don't forget about me!!

Posted by: Bubba Wallace NASCAR Noose Hoax at September 12, 2024 02:11 PM (JCZqz)

299 @DefiantLs
Navarro: "Do you think if there were 20,000 Scandinavians that have been sent to Springfield people would be saying that they’re eating cats and dogs and geese?"

She's just jealous because the story makes her hungry.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
---------------

Navarro really is stupid, isn't she? Yeah, lady, we wouldn't be talking about it, because even filthy Scandis know better than to eat cats and dogs.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 02:11 PM (tT6L1)

300 Because it's been a while for Sponge. Maybe he meets someone soon and can have an outlet for his feelings.
Posted by: Uncle Floyd at September 12, 2024 02:08 PM (gsYzj)

Heh. Projection. It's what's for dinner.

You're a lonely guy, eh buttf*ck?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

301 >>>....be still my heart.........

>>>Remember, Ashli Babbit and Roseanne Boyland

Well, yes, that could be one way.

Posted by: Uncle Floyd at September 12, 2024 02:11 PM (gsYzj)

302 293 Defiant L’s
@DefiantLs
Navarro: "Do you think if there were 20,000 Scandinavians that have been sent to Springfield people would be saying that they’re eating cats and dogs and geese?"

She didn't think this through, did she

I'm guessing donuts aren't brain food.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 12, 2024 02:10 PM (1HubU)

She's pissed that she never thought to eat cats or dogs.

"To think, all this time I could've been eating food that delivered itself to me!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 02:11 PM (KbCG3)

303 > Abolish Dept. of Homeland Security.

Do it, Don, on day 1.

---

you got it, hoss

Posted by: Don Black revokes his consent to be governed at September 12, 2024 02:12 PM (/7KEl)

304 Defiant L’s
@DefiantLs
Navarro: "Do you think if there were 20,000 Scandinavians that have been sent to Springfield people would be saying that they’re eating cats and dogs and geese?"

Only reindeer.

Posted by: Cheri at September 12, 2024 02:12 PM (oiNtH)

305 You still live, though you did just say that all of your films are a distraction and that everyone should just read your book.

I have one collection of your work, and I plan on getting the other from Shout.

Also, I will do a Michael Bay run when he stops making movies. I kinda like him. Kinda.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott

Ach, that about the book was just typical Deutsch bombast, hyperbole, and contrariness. This is kind of our thing. Werner is flattered that you are acquiring my works, and elated at the prospect that Michael Bay could stop making films. Nein, Werner is taking the mickey. The dude got to work with Megan Fox and Téa Leoni, and Werner is envious of such good fortune.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 12, 2024 02:12 PM (tmPIh)

306 Wake up, there, Sponge!

*flashes boobs*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2024 02:08 PM (5RUik)
----
Well, you certainly caught *my* attention!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 12, 2024 02:12 PM (7fElN)

307 Wes Craven made a good movie that was about voodoo.

The Serpent and the Rainbow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:44

Angel Heart wasn't half-bad, either. Voodoo movies must have been popular in 87-88
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 12, 2024 02:04 PM (VGRuw)

Don't forget about me!

Posted by: The Believers at September 12, 2024 02:12 PM (eDfFs)

308 Yes, I used to comment there before & during 2016 as ShainS.

What nic(s) did you use?
---------

I was LibTired who people often mistook for a lefty troll when they didn't get my jokes which I always thought was funny. I landed here originally under that nic too but we are talking 2007 or 2008

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2024 02:13 PM (U/CEs)

309
Haitians are MAHA - by eliminating all that MSG from your diets by eating at Chinese restaurants forced to close.

Okay, guess I'll take a 'catnap' now - and leave it up to you to decide what that means.

Posted by: Hungry Haitian at September 12, 2024 02:13 PM (RKVpM)

310 At some point I might get to the bottom of the "Government disgusto-meter". Or will I?

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 12, 2024 02:13 PM (Z8Yh2)

311 I've posted a couple of times defending Ubisoft from Outlaws criticism. I see now they're responding by excluding white males. Those bastards ruin everything!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 12, 2024 02:13 PM (L/fGl)

312 230 President Trump 47 needs to get the Australians to take them. All their pestilential wild cockatoos will be gone in a month.

are the spiders tasty?

*shifty eyes*

asking for a friend

Posted by: hungry hungry haitian at September 12, 2024 02:13 PM (oY6Yp)

313 The violence from the Left in 2016 after Trump won was nicely memory holed.

Initially all the rioters in DC were charged with felonies, and Antifa organizers were bitterly complaining that a bunch of people were dropping out of the organization, due to fear of legal consequences.

Then all the charges were dropped.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 12, 2024 02:13 PM (uxCna)

314 Still more proof of Springfield, OH Haitians killing pets than Christine Blasey Ford ever produced.
Posted by: bonhomme

What do you want from me? You want to analyze my indelibly marked hippocampus? I had two doors, for crying out loud! It's 100% indisputable fact!

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at September 12, 2024 02:14 PM (JCZqz)

315 >>> "Do you think if there were 20,000 Scandinavians that have been sent to Springfield people would be saying that they’re eating cats and dogs and geese?"

We'd be dealing with weird salted or dried fish and lingonberries. I'd take that switch.

Posted by: LizLem at September 12, 2024 02:14 PM (JQmnq)

316 305 Ach, that about the book was just typical Deutsch bombast, hyperbole, and contrariness. This is kind of our thing. Werner is flattered that you are acquiring my works, and elated at the prospect that Michael Bay could stop making films. Nein, Werner is taking the mickey. The dude got to work with Megan Fox and Téa Leoni, and Werner is envious of such good fortune.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 12, 2024 02:12 PM (tmPIh)

=======

To be fair, Eva Mendes ain't bad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 02:14 PM (GBKbO)

317 re 299 etc: oh, -that- navarro

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 12, 2024 02:14 PM (CWTWj)

318 >>> Projection. It's what's for dinner

So buttf*ck is projection? What are you projecting (other than severe social problems)?

Posted by: Uncle Floyd at September 12, 2024 02:14 PM (gsYzj)

319 304 Defiant L’s
@DefiantLs
Navarro: "Do you think if there were 20,000 Scandinavians that have been sent to Springfield people would be saying that they’re eating cats and dogs and geese?"

Only reindeer.

my sister ate a moose once. mind you, moose mcnuggets can be pretty nasti.

Posted by: anachronda at September 12, 2024 02:14 PM (oY6Yp)

320 *flashes boobs*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2024 02:08 PM (5RUik

Do you perchance have a minkey?

Posted by: The Great Ape at September 12, 2024 02:14 PM (CV8a5)

321 Wake up, there, Sponge!

*flashes boobs*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2024 02:08 PM

You have been honoured, Sponge. Live up to it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2024 02:15 PM (a3Q+t)

322 I believe COVID originated from Hunter's dick.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 12, 2024 02:15 PM (ynpvh)

323 291 Ashli Babbit and Roseanne Boyland Martyrdom Day.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
-------------------------------

Remember, Ashli Babbit and Roseanne Boyland.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 12, 2024 02:10 PM (sTbTe
They’ve been murdering people a long time, they started giving out medals at Ruby Ridge, and they rewarded the Capo police for murdering Ashli Babbitt and Roseanne Boyland.

Posted by: Eromero at September 12, 2024 02:15 PM (545NA)

324 re 315: what do they call that stuff, lutefish? heard it's really pee-yew

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 12, 2024 02:15 PM (CWTWj)

325
So buttf*ck is projection? What are you projecting (other than severe social problems)?
Posted by: Uncle Floyd at September 12, 2024 02:14 PM (gsYzj)

No. It's your buttf*ck projection on others. Own it. It's your name.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

326
Wes Craven made a good movie that was about voodoo.

The Serpent and the Rainbow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 01:44

Angel Heart wasn't half-bad, either. Voodoo movies must have been popular in 87-88
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 12, 2024 02:04 PM (VGRuw)

Then again, the worst Bond flick, "Live and Let Die" had voodoo.

The Broccolis teased us by having one of the most heart-breakingly beautiful Bond girls though, Jane Seymour.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 12, 2024 02:15 PM (y9nCu)

327 289
*flashes boobs*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2024 02:08 PM (5RUik)

....be still my heart.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
_____

Get AED over to Sponge, stat!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 12, 2024 02:16 PM (fs1hN)

328
We're being notified that false flag attacks will occur on a much larger scale than last time.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 12, 2024 02:16 PM (t1fZA)

329 Uncle Floyd named himself after his molester

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2024 02:16 PM (U/CEs)

330 315 >>> "Do you think if there were 20,000 Scandinavians that have been sent to Springfield people would be saying that they’re eating cats and dogs and geese?"

Um, because Scadis don't do that?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2024 02:16 PM (5RUik)

331 Wow, now I feel super confident the commie shit bags don't have chaos and hell on earth planned for us and actually things will be nice and chill.

Posted by: banana Dream at September 12, 2024 02:16 PM (Y6IkP)

332
You have been honoured, Sponge. Live up to it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2024 02:15 PM (a3Q+t)

I'm afraid the bar is just too damn high.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

333
Defiant L’s
@DefiantLs
Navarro: "Do you think if there were 20,000 Scandinavians that have been sent to Springfield people would be saying that they’re eating cats and dogs and geese?"

The ponds would be free of Herring.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2024 02:16 PM (63Dwl)

334
Hopefully Don or Don Jr. will figure out some way to use 'catnap' in a mean tweet.

/ released to public domain... now.

Posted by: Hungry Haitian at September 12, 2024 02:16 PM (RKVpM)

335 Speaker Johnson’s Office Denies He Told Senate Republicans to Strip SAVE Act from Funding Plan After House Passes Bill

Does anyone believe this four-eyed pig f*cker?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2024 02:16 PM (/U5Yz)

336 Navarro: "Do you think if there were 20,000 Scandinavians that have been sent to Springfield people would be saying that they’re eating cats and dogs and geese?"
_____

Of course not, dummy. They eat herring.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 12, 2024 02:17 PM (fs1hN)

337 If Trump's allowed to assume the Oval Office again he'll need to get a trustworthy and loyal contingent of LE that he can count on to, as they say, "go out and bang heads."

I don't think he can trust any governmental security or law enforcement entity to do what he asks of them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 12, 2024 02:17 PM (Q4IgG)

338 I forgot to add that the GOP is complicit in ALL this.

All they had to do was be honest, but that was too much to ask. Cheney, Mcconnell, Kingsinger(whatever) I'm looking at you.

Heads. Pikes.

After speedy trial of course.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 12, 2024 02:17 PM (Z8Yh2)

339 Voodoo is creepy shit.

No thank you. You do NOT want that in your community.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2024 02:17 PM (5RUik)

340 Navarro: "Do you think if there were 20,000 Scandinavians that have been sent to Springfield people would be saying that they’re eating cats and dogs and geese?"

She didn't think this through, did she

To be fair, can you name anything she *has* thought through?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2024 02:17 PM (a3Q+t)

341 Uncle Floyd named himself after his molester

Saint Fentanyl molested him?

Seems plausible.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 12, 2024 02:17 PM (uxCna)

342 Navarro's special brand of stupidity should hurt. Instead, she makes hundreds of thousands a year.

Amazing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 02:18 PM (tT6L1)

343 315 >>> "Do you think if there were 20,000 Scandinavians that have been sent to Springfield people would be saying that they’re eating cats and dogs and geese?"
--------
Um, because Scadis don't do that?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2024 02:16 PM (5RUik)

gefilte feline

Posted by: banana Dream at September 12, 2024 02:18 PM (Y6IkP)

344 re 340: what frosting to have on her wedding cake?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 12, 2024 02:18 PM (CWTWj)

345 336 Navarro: "Do you think if there were 20,000 Scandinavians that have been sent to Springfield people would be saying that they’re eating cats and dogs and geese?"
_____

Of course not, dummy. They eat herring.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 12, 2024 02:17 PM (fs1hN)

Which begs the question, why would someone start an unfounded rumor that people are eating cats and dogs? Plenty of other things to be pissed about. How would it occur to someone to say that, exactly?

These people never think anything through.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2024 02:18 PM (KbCG3)

346 I was happy, as they were attacking Trump at the "debate" about Jan. 6th, he mentioned Ashli Babbitt being murdered by a Capitol policeman.

Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 02:18 PM (IyPmt)

347 333
Defiant L’s
@DefiantLs
Navarro: "Do you think if there were 20,000 Scandinavians that have been sent to Springfield people would be saying that they’re eating cats and dogs and geese?"

The ponds would be free of Herring.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

The surrounding forests would be cut down to build stupid looking boats and wooden shoes.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 12, 2024 02:18 PM (/U5Yz)

348 I'm afraid the bar is just too damn high.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Or is your pecker too big?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2024 02:18 PM (5RUik)

349 The Scandinavians will eat cats and dogs when they make them out of Lutefisk!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 12, 2024 02:18 PM (L/fGl)

350 After speedy tribunal of course.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 12, 2024 02:17 PM (Z8Yh2)
---------

Fixed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 12, 2024 02:18 PM (tT6L1)

351 >>>Own it. It's your name.

You seem confused and angry. Things not working out for you?

Posted by: Uncle Floyd at September 12, 2024 02:19 PM (gsYzj)

352
Or is your pecker too big?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2024 02:18 PM (5RUik)

Said to me by no one, ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

353 probably already been said here a number of times but I just got here - I imagine any left-aligned groups are free to loot, pillage and burn whatever they please on this "special security event" day, but anyone who would like to exercise his/her right to free assembly, if not so aligned with the left, will quickly be arrested and thrown in jail. For as long as possible. etc etc

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 12, 2024 02:20 PM (JrYM1)

354 new thread: abc fact checkers crap

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 12, 2024 02:20 PM (CWTWj)

355 The same Secret Service that almost allowed Trump to be assassinated?

Yeah, they'll do a bang-up job, I'm sure....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at September 12, 2024 02:20 PM (yh31E)

356
You seem confused and angry. Things not working out for you?
Posted by: Buttf*ck at September 12, 2024 02:19 PM (gsYzj)

Not confused. Not angry.

Sorrowful you've chosen this path in life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

357 anyway the Preznit can't shut DHS down, since it was created by an act of Congress

So, only Congress can kill it

Posted by: Don Black revokes his consent to be governed at September 12, 2024 02:21 PM (/7KEl)

358 When Trump wins and the Congress tries to certify the election and the crazy Dems and Antifa show up to riot, will the Deep State allow them to be suppressed arrested for their insurrection attempt?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 12, 2024 02:21 PM (fpVC1)

359 Posted by: It's me donna at September 12, 2024 02:18 PM (IyPmt)

What I first loved about Trump is that he would be the only one to talk about the stufd WE talk about, that no one else knew or heard because the media ignored or blanketed it.

But Trump did. That gave him major bonafides beyond the typical Republican sleaze trash.

I think people still don't understand how valuable that is. It's like they never "got" that we were the only idiots who were even vaguely aware of the bs that was going on. Trump is our megaphone or is that MAGAphone and without him our movement will be silenced again.

Posted by: ... at September 12, 2024 02:22 PM (U/CEs)

360 For anyone poo-pooing the idea of Kamala wearing an ear piece might find this interesting:

https://x.com/MikeBenzCyber/status/1834031708326232494

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at September 12, 2024 02:22 PM (lUhzf)

361 To be fair, Eva Mendes ain't bad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott

This is wisdom. Working with Nicolas Cage on that production scarred Werner. Klaus Kinski 2.0 I called him.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 12, 2024 02:23 PM (tmPIh)

362 The economy is so bad that Sid and Paul got downsized, their jobs outsourced to Floyd.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 12, 2024 02:23 PM (2UnvF)

363 Tribunals are military right?

I no longer trust the leadership. Then theres all the dudes that know things are wrong but stay quiet.

Hurt to type that. Fuck.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 12, 2024 02:23 PM (Z8Yh2)

364 361 This is wisdom. Working with Nicolas Cage on that production scarred Werner. Klaus Kinski 2.0 I called him.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 12, 2024 02:23 PM (tmPIh)

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lol.

Whoever this is, I feel like you stole my thunder when I was doing Herzog impressions irregularly, but you're fun. Keep on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 12, 2024 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

365 Old Yeller has triggered the True Conservatives!

Mark R. Levin
@marklevinshow
Never Trumpers would’ve hated Reagan, too

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 12, 2024 02:24 PM (L/fGl)

366 I'm afraid the bar is just too damn high.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 12, 2024 02:16 PM

Are you f'n kidding me? You're a 'Ron of Morondom! Respect your heritage! You can, you must, live up to this signal honour!

Now suck it up, drop and give me twenty, do 5 laps, and get your head back in the game.

Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at September 12, 2024 02:24 PM (a3Q+t)

367 >>> we were the only idiots who were even vaguely aware of the bs that was going on

Idiots with special knowledge? Sure that sounds plausible.

>>>without him our movement will be silenced again.

One can only hope.

Posted by: Uncle Floyd at September 12, 2024 02:25 PM (gsYzj)

368 Don't be sad, Sponge. Things will get better for you.

Posted by: Uncle Floyd at September 12, 2024 02:26 PM (gsYzj)

369 The Scandinavians will eat cats and dogs when they make them out of Lutefisk!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice!

Mein Freund, you do not think they are doing this already? There is little wickedness that the Scandis would not do, and most of it is already taking place. Someday will Werner recount his nightmarish stay in Oslo, where he was only assisted by his staunch friend and ally Rowdy Roddy Piper. Mein Gott, what the sunglasses revealed! We elected to kick asses and chew gum, and of the gum we had no longer any possession.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 12, 2024 02:32 PM (tmPIh)

370 358 When Trump wins and the Congress tries to certify the election and the crazy Dems and Antifa show up to riot, will the Deep State allow them to be suppressed arrested for their insurrection attempt?

Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 12, 2024 02:21 PM (fpVC1)

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Assuming, of course, that Congress tries to certify the election.

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at September 12, 2024 02:35 PM (F4bAW)

371 358. Antifa is part of the deep state.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 12, 2024 02:41 PM (sA2OM)

372 By all means, they could, for instance, deploy 10,000 national guard troops - EXACTLY as the president at the time had suggested. "sPeCiaL sEcuRiTy eVenT" complete

Posted by: deadrody at September 12, 2024 02:45 PM (FV46B)

373 Disband this group and try these officials for misuse of their authority. What dolts.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at September 12, 2024 03:04 PM (bXvrr)

374 That will be interesting when Trump wins and have they are stuck stopping the BLM, Antifa, and Fauxlestinian Gangs from storming Congress.

Posted by: Sam at September 12, 2024 03:10 PM (7jMef)

375 Zee Department of Fatherland Security

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 12, 2024 09:29 PM (G4bTg)

376 They just shot us down like rabid dogs when we tried to occupy the land they stole from us.

Posted by: Commancheros at September 13, 2024 05:24 PM (0Gnoc)

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