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Libs of TikTok
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WHOA. Dighton-Rehoboth Regional School District in Massachusetts just announced that their girls' field hockey team is refusing to compete in their next game because the opposing girl’s team has male players.

Every school in the nation should adopt this policy.

Keep males out of female sports!


Is the American job market now #rigged so that job openings are advertised to illegal aliens before they're opened to Americans?

I was alarmed by claims that a non-governmental organization (NGO) called Switchboard appears to have insinuated itself into so many job application processes and procedures that it almost controls the market. Unfortunately, it doesn't appear to be using that dominance to help Americans - rather the opposite, if reports are correct.

The Haitian Invasion of Ohio has created a lot of buzz. There are a lot of unexplained aspects of it that people find odd. One of these strange happenings is that locals reported that the jobs the Haitians came for were never advertised to the local population. So how did the Haitians find out about them?

It turns out that a network of federal grant recipient organizations have quietly seized control of nearly the entire job market in the US and work to ensure that openings remain "hidden" so that refugee's can take them ahead of American citizens. How many job openings remain hidden? The internal estimates of this network put the number of hidden openings at 80% of all available jobs.

EIGHTY PERCENT

The way that this network has seized control of the labor market of the United States is easy enough to understand. Firstly, it has positioned itself as a way to remove recruiting costs for employers. Next, it offers employers laborers who can work for lower wages by also providing it's "refugees" with a plethora of social welfare not available to a typical American worker. Finally, it can provide access to the entire global labor market by setting the conditions of "refugee" status to efectively cover anyone in the world.

If an employer needs nurses, janitors, programmers, police or literally any kind of worker the network can provide them to employers at a lower rate of pay than what an American citizen would require due to not having access to the same welfare benefits.

These globally sourced scab workers don't require health insurance and have all living expenses subsidized by federal programs. If the typical American had all their health, food, and housing costs covered they would also be able to work for a fraction of their existing wages.

This is only being reported by one guy on Twitter, so don't bet the farm on it. But I definitely will be hoping that Christoper Rufo looks into this and tells us what's what.

The Biden-Harris Administration is slow-rolling approvals for Space X test flights, once again weaponizing the federal government against a private citizen they have a political disagreement with.


SpaceX's Starship promises to revolutionize spaceflight by reducing launch costs by two orders of magnitude -- that's a 99% savings -- and vastly expanding current limits on the size and mass of what can be lifted into orbit and deep space.

If SpaceX can get permission to perform the necessary flight tests, that is -- and the FAA is dragging its feet.

...

The Starship has been ready for weeks. The Biden-Harris administration keeps finding new excuses for delays.

...

Biden-Harris would have us lose the New Space Race -- putting our entire national security at risk -- in a fit of partisan pique against the man whose other company, X, had the temerity to restore free speech to just one social media platform.

That's damnably un-American.


Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11

The media's new narrative on Springfield, OH is that it is a "conspiracy" theory and that any stories about migrants killing pets or beheading ducks at local parks are "debunked."

In the Biden/Harris era, the quality of regime media has starkly gone down. The NYT sloppily says claims of missing pets and murdered ducks are "false" when the reporter actually means "unproven."

But it's supported by a widespread outcry from Springfield residents. Locals were coming to Springfield city council meetings to complain about killed animals and other problems well before anyone tweeted about it. Normal people have been posting in local Facebook groups. Concerned citizens have been calling their Congressional offices for weeks.

The NYT, absurdly, attacks JD Vance for talking about Springfield because he "did not provide evidence," before brushing past the evidence he provided: Eyewitness statements from his own constituents.

The press's strategy is to say that dozens of people who actually live in Springfield, and are directly adjacent to events there, are all lying.

Are they sure that's a good idea?


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM




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1 First name: Pooky's nickname in the military. Middle: My grandpa's first name (favorite grandparent, miss him terribly). Last: Same as Pooky's.
Posted by: pookysgirl, Mama Bear

Pookysgirl, not this name???

R A W S G L 🌎 B A L @RawsGlobal
🚨#BREAKING: Tajikistan's top Muslim cleric Sayeedmukarram Abduqodirzoda was injured in an attack outside a central mosque in the capital Dushanbe on Wednesday, the interior ministry said.

The ministry said a person with "hooligan motives" had stabbed Abduqodirzoda following a prayer service at a mosque.

He suffered minor injuries and was released after a medical examination, the ministry said. Authorities detained the attacker and have opened a criminal case into the incident, it added. - Reuters

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 11, 2024 06:30 PM (CEzQx)

2 Please don't eat the duck hat.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 11, 2024 06:30 PM (tB/fC)

3 Quack Hats???

Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine is sending law enforcement and about $2.5 million in health funding to assist the city of Springfield due to the influx of Haitian migrants.

Oh. Hats[/]i not Hits.

Never mind.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 11, 2024 06:31 PM (CEzQx)

4 I've got a new hero. The guy that turned down an autograph and called the Joe Biden an old fart.

Posted by: fd at September 11, 2024 06:32 PM (vFG9F)

5 many many times i have been told that i was over-qualified or out of school too long

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 11, 2024 06:32 PM (CWTWj)

6 It turns out that a network of federal grant recipient organizations have quietly seized control of nearly the entire job market in the US

And you can't do that without our cooperation!

Posted by: HR Administrators at September 11, 2024 06:35 PM (7a3bZ)

7 a story that supports the official narrative needs no evidence

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 11, 2024 06:35 PM (CWTWj)

8 This is only being reported by one guy on Twitter, so don't bet the farm on it.
---
Hmmm...Should I bet one chicken or two?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 11, 2024 06:35 PM (BpYfr)

9 Greg Price @greg_price11
Wow.
A 9/11 widow just called out Kamala and Biden for attempting to give a plea deal to the hijackers and Biden using the term "do 9/11" yesterday.

It appears Kamala and Biden left Ground Zero early and therefore weren't there for it

https://tinyurl.com/3e8bahht
55 seconds

Spitfire @DogRightGirl 4h
OMG. They bailed early on the 9/11 Memorial 😳

Just gross.
https://tinyurl.com/7whhjnr2
3 seconds

Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h
Got the photo op they needed. That’s all they care about.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 11, 2024 06:35 PM (CEzQx)

10 I would bang a girl in a duck hat.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2024 06:36 PM (pohLc)

11 The Starship has been ready for weeks. The Biden-Harris administration keeps finding new excuses for delays.

Umm, guys...?

Posted by: Stranded Boeing Astronauts at September 11, 2024 06:36 PM (Lh/d2)

12 at some point Elon is going to build a launch facility in El Salvador. Right next to the facilities the Salvadorans have built for testing of submersibles where pretty much the main rules are "don't leak fluids and have flotation devices onboard"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 11, 2024 06:36 PM (D7oie)

13 Not the hooligan motives!

Posted by: Piper at September 11, 2024 06:36 PM (p4NUW)

14 "...their girls' field hockey team is refusing to compete in their next game because the opposing girl's team has male players."

And that is the only way girls/women will preserve "their" sports. The ball is their court. They can either play it or cut it.

It really is just that simple. And, no, this is not a battle men should lead. It's time for women to step up.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 11, 2024 06:37 PM (aXxgO)

15 I know I personally, would trust the local bureaucracy to give me the straight scoop on the staus of pets as dinner before I EVER trust people who had to take a half day without pay to go to a city council meeting to voice their concerns, amiright?

Posted by: Just Lily at September 11, 2024 06:37 PM (RLLZj)

16 Did you hear the audio from that event where Biden put on a Trump hat?

After he put it on, the Trump supporter said, "I'm proud of you now, you old fart."

I'm curious if you can hear what's said afterward. Biden looks like he responded badly to the statement. Someone else calls Biden a "country fried chicken..." something. It definitely doesn't sound complimentary.

http://tiny.cc/cjnlzz
Posted by: bonhomme
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I thought it was nothing because Joe only had it on for 2 seconds, literally, and neither of the videos had any pre- or post-context like 'why did the fireman ask him to put it on?'

But maybe it was a shot at Kamala and the DNC for the backstab because...

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 11, 2024 06:37 PM (CEzQx)

17
Yes, they're good ol' reliable Haitians!
Haitians, Haitians, Haitians next door!
If you're looking for foodstuffs,
They'll furnish the cats.
Even when there's none to be seen
They know where they're at!
From the service provided by Haitians
Where, if you're tired of pork,
They're the oldest suppliers, skinners,
And cookers of pet cats on your porch!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2024 06:37 PM (xG4kz)

18 ... they didn't say it was a joke or the like!!!
Andrew Bates @AndrewJBates46 2h
At the Shanksville Fire Station, @POTUS spoke about the country's bipartisan unity after 9/11 and said we needed to get back to that.

As a gesture, he gave a hat to a Trump supporter who then said that in the same spirit, POTUS should put on his Trump cap. He briefly wore it.

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 2h
Yikes - The White House has put out an official statement

They have no good reason for why Joe put on the Trump hat

They’re claiming “bipartisan unity” but he’s never done something like this in prior years with Trump

The timing isn’t a coincidence

He’s backstabbing Kamala

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 11, 2024 06:37 PM (CEzQx)

19 Girls from Massachusetts?
I am impressed

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2024 06:37 PM (fwDg9)

20 Someone with skills should make a video with a split screen, where: one side has clips of these Ohio residents, and the other side of Kamala last night making faces of disbelief and laughing like it was a big joke.

There’s your JOY, normies, did we forget to mention it was at your expense?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2024 06:38 PM (Wzyjq)

21 This is only being reported by one guy on Twitter, so don't bet the farm on it.

But if you do, you can always re-stock your herd at pet adoption.

Posted by: The Hungry Haitian at September 11, 2024 06:38 PM (Lh/d2)

22 Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h
Got the photo op they needed. That’s all they care about.
Posted by: andycanuck

Gotta hit the road before they get tossed into a van like a side of beef. Don't stay too long!

Posted by: Just Lily at September 11, 2024 06:39 PM (RLLZj)

23 5 many many times i have been told that i was over-qualified or out of school too long
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 11, 2024 06:32 PM (CWTWj)

If you are ever told you are over qualified, or out of school too long, you need to get a lawyer, stat. There is no such thing as over qualified. You meet the minimum qualifications or you don’t. You can be under qualified, never over. The out of school too long can only be interpreted as discriminatory, assuming you are over 40.

Posted by: Piper at September 11, 2024 06:39 PM (p4NUW)

24 Ohio Haitians herding cats need a theme song:

Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them pussies rollin'
Rawhide

Through rain and wind and weather
Hell-bent for leather
Wishing my girl was by my side
All the things I'm missin', good vittles, love and kissin'
Are waitin' at the end of my ride

Move 'em on, head 'em up, head 'em up, move 'em on
Move 'em on, head 'em up, rawhide
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in, ride 'em in, cut 'em out
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in rawhide

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 11, 2024 06:39 PM (Aqu9a)

25 Trump supporter called Joe 'an old fart'??? LMAO.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 11, 2024 06:40 PM (YiKO5)

26 Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal Sep 9
Remember what @elonmusk said about Democrats importing voters...

Elon Musk @elonmusk Sep 10
The publicly-stated goal by almost all leaders of the Democratic Party is to legalize the ~15 million illegal migrants as soon as possible, as well as bring in tens of millions more.

That would immediately make all swing states deep blue, just like happened in California with the 1986 amnesty, turning America into a permanent one-party state.

This is the last real election if Trump loses.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 11, 2024 06:40 PM (CEzQx)

27 JD VANCE: Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

Posted by: Kindltot at September 11, 2024 06:40 PM (D7oie)

28 2 Please don't eat the duck hat.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 11, 2024 06:30 PM (tB/fC)

Sparked a memory of this, for some reason (not really related, my mind just twists things into shapes more suitable to other parts of the multiverse

http://tiny.cc/4knlzz

Posted by: tankdemon at September 11, 2024 06:42 PM (yKPsT)

29
J D Vance -- we must keep this man, he fights!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2024 06:42 PM (xG4kz)

30
I believe Elon is going to try to the "chopstick catch" of the superheavy booster for Starship on this next test flight.

That will be something:
https://tinyurl.com/26uwms9p

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 11, 2024 06:42 PM (w6EFb)

31 WHOA. Dighton-Rehoboth Regional School District in Massachusetts just announced that their girls' field hockey team is refusing to compete in their next game because the opposing girl's team has male players.

Every school in the nation should adopt this policy.


Some HS girls teams have previously refused to compete against teams with trannies on them. It doesn't typically last long. The athletic directors or other "officials" come down on them hard. Typically, they threaten to suspend the entire team for the remainder of the season. Sometimes they get even more draconian.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 11, 2024 06:42 PM (Odg76)

32 Gotta hit the road before they get tossed into a van like a side of beef. Don't stay too long!

The last we saw of Hillary. "An 'appy occasion!"

Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2024 06:42 PM (Lh/d2)

33 Years ago, friends from Belgium spoke of blood all over the sidewalk in residential neighborhoods from pop-up Muslim halal butchers just prior to various Festivals.

No satisfaction from their government.

Posted by: Adriane the It is a Small Club, and You Aint In It Critic. . . at September 11, 2024 06:43 PM (TX4bP)

34 27 JD VANCE: Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

Posted by: Kindltot at September 11, 2024 06:40 PM (D7oie)

++++

He's excellent at this.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 11, 2024 06:43 PM (UprOq)

35 AOSHQ channel:

Bob: and andycanuck is on fire tonight with the second in a row nood and second.

Al: 'On fire' just like I told my doc after spending the night with your wife, Bob.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 11, 2024 06:43 PM (PDf99)

36 @Sassafrass_84

Mic drop queen. Thank you for saying this, Megyn Kelly. Taylor Swift can vote for whomever. Just remember she is a millionaire and can afford kamalas economy. You can't.

https://tinyurl.com/2vjp3s8t

Posted by: redridinghood at September 11, 2024 06:44 PM (NpAcC)

37 8 Hmmm...Should I bet one chicken or two?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 11, 2024 06:35 PM (BpYfr)

Bet one duck and one cat.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 11, 2024 06:44 PM (yKPsT)

38 I would guess Switchboard was organized immediately after Biden "won" the election. They proudly say they are 100% federal funded.

So they would give technical advice and money to NGOs down the line and are probably the source of all the cash to illegals too.

And note that the factory owner in Springfield did not talk about what he pays them.

Posted by: PJU at September 11, 2024 06:44 PM (RRCAT)

39 I would bang a girl in a duck hat.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2024 06:36 PM (pohLc)


I'm right here. Puts on duck hat.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at September 11, 2024 06:44 PM (nvKZ7)

40 People are talking about what Trump said! Good!

The hurricane has yet to affect me. Rain, yes, and it's getting darker, and there are some breezes we didn't have earlier. But my place does not flood. Yes, I have a drip from the ceiling over the dinette table, but that's happened multiple times over the years I've been here; no reason to think it's hurricane related. Though it's not something I need right now.

I've got the central air on to get the entire place even cooler than the window unit does. If the power goes out, the rooms will stay tolerable a little longer.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 11, 2024 06:44 PM (omVj0)

41 KanekoaTheGreat @KanekoaTheGreat 4h
NEW: Springfield, Ohio, resident says some Haitian migrants are stealing ducks, crashing cars, and skipping ahead in line for low-income housing.

"Ducks in the local park are being killed and eaten."

"The accidents that have happened here in this town are crazy."

"They've hit trees, fire hydrants, and people. There have been fatalities."

This Springfield resident also shared that Haitian migrants were given priority for low-income housing, jumping ahead of his disabled brother in line.

"It's bad enough that it concerns a lot of people in this town, and I'm one of them."

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 11, 2024 06:45 PM (CEzQx)

42 JD Vance is a juggernaut, and the Dems and the media (BIRM) are roadkill.

Also, I've been meaning to mention all day that the people reporting Haitians doing bad things include a black man (see the clip). Are the Dems now saying black men lie, because I'm pretty sure that's racist.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2024 06:46 PM (xCA6C)

43 I'd buy a duck hat but I can't afford the bill.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 11, 2024 06:46 PM (CEzQx)

44 10 I would bang a girl in a duck hat.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2024 06:36 PM (pohLc)

I think Lea Thompson has you beat.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 11, 2024 06:47 PM (yKPsT)

45 Good grief. That Kaitlyn gal was aggressively stupid and amplified something PDT said so they could get a gotcha moment.

Vance gutted that reporterette.

Then the second video...overmatched and outclassed Karl was.

Over and over again, the media keeps running the gotcha playbook. This time, though, it's not Mike Pence, it's someone far more forceful and intelligent.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 11, 2024 06:47 PM (tT6L1)

46 I have briefly been in Haiti. The street dogs were crazy skinny so well cared for American dogs must look appetizing to Haitians.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 11, 2024 06:47 PM (FfSAJ)

47 bonhomme: "The athletic directors or other 'officials' come down on them hard. Typically, they threaten to suspend the entire team for the remainder of the season. Sometimes they get even more draconian."

I would enjoy watching an athletic director keep his/her job when there are no athletes to direct.

Again, girls/women hold the cards if they choose to. It's their moment to hold on to what they have fought for for generations.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 11, 2024 06:47 PM (aXxgO)

48 Pretty sure they have delayed the Starliner or whatever is because Kamala was named to oversee NASA, just as Joe made her Border Czar.

If this fails, and those 2 people die, it’s a train wreck for her. They have to do it after the election , preferably after she’s put someone else as the unofficial NASA overseer.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2024 06:47 PM (7memz)

49 Can't wait for the Vance/Walz debate. Notice how he doesn't give the interviewer an opportunity to intererupt. This way he gets the perfect sound bite.
I'm happy to report that as the day has progressed, it seems Trump really did come out on top. No bad polls today. Silver still on board with a 63% chance of Trump winning.
My take is that Harris needed to win over undecideds and instead only held onto to her current cat ladies. Trump didn't lose a single voter, made his voters angry and more motivated and swayed a few undecideds. Winning!

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 11, 2024 06:48 PM (t/2Uw)

50 Some HS girls teams have previously refused to compete against teams with trannies on them. It doesn't typically last long. The athletic directors or other "officials" come down on them hard. Typically, they threaten to suspend the entire team for the remainder of the season. Sometimes they get even more draconian.
Posted by: bonhomme

Many get fined, kicked out of their league, lose their scholarships, not to mentioned the personal cost of being racked over the coals and labeled as a hater, which then gets searched and they lose job opportunities even years later.

I am really not in a good mood, but I am so honestly tired of hearing this is a woman’s fight while at the same time being told women should appreciate men who want to protect their wives, girlfriends, be the providers, all the things. I understand there are a lot of lefty kooks out there who hate men. But we are not them, and we are being affected greatly. Our spaces are being invaded, and we don’t have the luxury of being taught lessons based on the sins of crazy people.

Posted by: Piper at September 11, 2024 06:48 PM (p4NUW)

51 39 I would bang a girl in a duck hat.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2024 06:36 PM (pohLc)


I'm right here. Puts on duck hat.
Posted by: Trigglypuff at September 11, 2024 06:44 PM (nvKZ7)

I said a girl, not a gob of cholesterol.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2024 06:48 PM (pohLc)

52 Everyone feeling a little better today than last night ?

Posted by: jsg at September 11, 2024 06:48 PM (Mm49z)

53 The hurricane has yet to affect me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere a


Get yer Life Vests here !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Titanic Salvage Critic. . . at September 11, 2024 06:48 PM (TX4bP)

54 I would bang a girl in a duck hat.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2024 06:36 PM (pohLc)


I'm right here. Puts on duck hat.
Posted by: Trigglypuff

Quack, quack.

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at September 11, 2024 06:48 PM (4Med0)

55 Good grief. That Kaitlyn gal was aggressively stupid and amplified something PDT said so they could get a gotcha moment.


Nice looking, though.

Posted by: That guy who always says something irrelevant at September 11, 2024 06:49 PM (xCA6C)

56 The Vance clips are exactly what I said, in the last thread, that we need. Don't buy their BS. Attack Attack Attack.

I understand that there may be some pols who are useful, but not as a frontman. OK, have them twist arms in back rooms. But make sure they are solid. No more turtles.

(Do Haitians eat turtles?)

Posted by: Eeyore at September 11, 2024 06:49 PM (1bNHn)

57 #3 Addendum:

Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
🚨Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine deploying State Troopers, $2.5 Million to Springfield amid surge of Haitian migrants

"The federal government has not demonstrated that they have any kind of plan to deal with the issue."

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 3h
Ohio Governor is now sending State Troopers and millions in funding to Springfield, Ohio to deal with the illegal alien crisis

The media coverup just imploded on itself

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 11, 2024 06:50 PM (CEzQx)

58 J D Vance says what I have been thinking. Come on you cheap bastards at Fox News. Go to Aurora and go to Springfield OH and report some fucking news. Get off your asses -is it Fox News or Fox Gabs About the News?

Posted by: Glenn John at September 11, 2024 06:50 PM (nvKZ7)

59 44 10 I would bang a girl in a duck hat.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2024 06:36 PM (pohLc)

I keep telling all of you that bestial necrophilia will be the next big thing!!

So much we'll miss the trannies who hate to be upstaged..

Posted by: Stateless at September 11, 2024 06:50 PM (jvJvP)

60 45 Good grief. That Kaitlyn gal was aggressively stupid and amplified something PDT said so they could get a gotcha moment.

Vance gutted that reporterette.

Then the second video...overmatched and outclassed Karl was.

Over and over again, the media keeps running the gotcha playbook. This time, though, it's not Mike Pence, it's someone far more forceful and intelligent.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 11, 2024 06:47 PM (tT6L1)
_______
Vance did that to her once before. She must like getting spanked.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 11, 2024 06:50 PM (1bNHn)

61 Quack Hats

Is funny!

I would bang a girl in a duck hat.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


Would you let her keep the hat on at the time?

Posted by: mikeski at September 11, 2024 06:50 PM (DgGvY)

62 You don't bang a woman who's wearing a duck hat.

You go Down on her.

Posted by: jsg at September 11, 2024 06:50 PM (Mm49z)

63 Ducks have a weird penis. It's twisted like a corkscrew.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 11, 2024 06:51 PM (xPl2J)

64 52 Everyone feeling a little better today than last night ?
Posted by: jsg at September

No. I am grouchy for many reasons. I am trying, though. I am trying to bring the sunshine. Maybe it’s just a little sunbeam. A tiny sliver.

Posted by: Piper at September 11, 2024 06:51 PM (p4NUW)

65 > "They've hit trees, fire hydrants, and people. There have been fatalities."

A Haitian hit a school bus in Springfield, OH. An eleven year old boy was ejected from the bus and killed. That boy's douchebag father publicly said he wished his son had been killed by a white man because he's uncomfortable with what people have been saying about the Haitian.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 11, 2024 06:51 PM (Odg76)

66 Vance did that to her once before. She must like getting spanked.

Posted by: Eeyore


OK, you just lost all the males, who are now staring blankly into space.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2024 06:51 PM (xCA6C)

67
per·ti·na·cious
/ˌpərtnˈāSHəs/

--holding firmly to an opinion or a course of action

I don't think I've ever heard this word before.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 11, 2024 06:51 PM (/7q1J)

68 Huma! What's this I'm hearing about thousands of Haitian migrants eating stray pussy in Ohio? Book me a trip to this Springfield place, and let's see if we can find some interesting young prospects...

Posted by: Hillary! at September 11, 2024 06:51 PM (ycI94)

69 Vance rocks.
Awesome VP pick.
He fights.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2024 06:52 PM (7memz)

70 Vance did that to her once before. She must like getting spanked.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 11, 2024 06:50 PM (1bNHn)
-----------

Instead of "make me a sammich" it was, "why not go do your job?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 11, 2024 06:52 PM (tT6L1)

71
I guess I'll duck out for something to eat.

Posted by: Hungry Haitian at September 11, 2024 06:52 PM (RKVpM)

72 No. I am grouchy for many reasons. I am trying, though. I am trying to bring the sunshine. Maybe it’s just a little sunbeam. A tiny sliver.

Just for you:
https://tinyurl.com/3x7wwmj6

Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2024 06:53 PM (xCA6C)

73 You don't bang a woman who's wearing a duck hat.

You go Down on her.
Posted by: jsg at September 11, 2024 06:50 PM (Mm49z)


Wait! Wut?

Posted by: Common Eider at September 11, 2024 06:53 PM (nvKZ7)

74 >>You go Down on her


Watch out - she might bill you for that.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2024 06:53 PM (7memz)

75 No. I am grouchy for many reasons. I am trying, though. I am trying to bring the sunshine. Maybe it’s just a little sunbeam. A tiny sliver.
Posted by: Piper at September 11, 2024 06:51 PM (p4NUW)

Would it help if I told you to calm down?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2024 06:53 PM (pohLc)

76 Switchboard's website is pretty easy to find - there is such an NGO that does work with "refugees", so it's clearly something that exists.

It's not a conspiracy theory, the only question is whether or not the author is right about how much market penetration they've had.

Given how few real job offerings I've seen locally in the past month, I'm willing to believe it.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 11, 2024 06:54 PM (gJKGU)

77 It's really not hard to push back on nitwit journalists like JD Vance just displayed. Even when they're completely unfair and slanted.

Posted by: Blago at September 11, 2024 06:54 PM (wMRY8)

78 > Ducks have a weird penis. It's twisted like a corkscrew.

I'm not going to fact check this. I'm going to trust that Mark1971 is an expert on duck dongs.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 11, 2024 06:54 PM (Odg76)

79 per·ti·na·cious
/ˌpərtnˈāSHəs/

--holding firmly to an opinion or a course of action

I don't think I've ever heard this word before.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 11, 2024


***
The Romans had an emperor named Pertinax. Maybe that was because he was like that in an argument or a battle.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 11, 2024 06:54 PM (omVj0)

80 Interesting how the debate is playing out. PDT didn't have a great night, but, on the other hand, the debate created a ton of talking points which the press is amplifying.

PDT may not have won the battle but may be winning the war.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 11, 2024 06:54 PM (tT6L1)

81 Yo go down on her?
What the flock?!?!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2024 06:54 PM (7memz)

82 You don't bang a woman who's wearing a duck hat.

You go Down on her.
Posted by: jsg at September 11, 2024 06:50 PM (Mm49z)

You may end up a little down in the mouth.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 11, 2024 06:55 PM (Aqu9a)

83 I have briefly been in Haiti. The street dogs were crazy skinny so well cared for American dogs must look appetizing to Haitians.
Posted by: Northernlurker
---------
When you were dating Michaëlle Jean, Northernlurker???
/canadian joke

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 11, 2024 06:55 PM (CEzQx)

84 I look at the gal and that hat and ask myself, "how does she pull of looking cute with that hat on?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 11, 2024 06:56 PM (tT6L1)

85
The Romans had an emperor named Pertinax. Maybe that was because he was like that in an argument or a battle.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Perhaps.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 11, 2024 06:56 PM (/7q1J)

86 "The athletic directors or other "officials" come down on them hard."
"Many get fined, kicked out of their league, lose their scholarships, not to mentioned the personal cost "

What's troubling is that their predecessors fought for perfect gender equality in school sports even though it's often more of a boy thing, but now they're undermining it.

Lesson is that many on the Left will turn on their own supporters just for the sake of exercising their power.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 11, 2024 06:56 PM (nFx0I)

87 Piper: "I am really not in a good mood, but I am so honestly tired of hearing this is a woman's fight while at the same time being told women should appreciate men who want to protect their wives, girlfriends, be the providers, all the things..."

If girls/women want to retain this particular domain - one they have fought for for, literally, generations now - this particular generation is going to have to stand up and deliver. It's not ideal to go it alone (even though plenty of men will support them), but it is their fight. If they unite, they will win.

If they don't stand up now, they will lose perhaps forever. And they will continue to be at higher risk of sexual assault (off the field) and physical assault (on the field).

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 11, 2024 06:57 PM (aXxgO)

88 CNN just confronted @JDVance on the migrant pet-eating controversy. They were not prepared for his response.

I would prefer the go-to response to "the local government denied the claims" to be something along the lines of "two months ago, dozens of government official claimed Biden was the sharpest president ever behind closed doors, until Donald Trump did the work of journalists and exposed the lie to the world."

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 11, 2024 06:57 PM (ycI94)

89 I like women in cute hats. I wish they were back in style.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2024 06:58 PM (pohLc)

90 fact is, I dgaf about confirmation, this is both plausible on the face
and
is totally consistent with the "hate us and want us dead" views of Our Self-Appointed Betters

so I'm'a just believe it anyway.

just like the npr listeners I used to know.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 11, 2024 06:58 PM (UWgy2)

91 Interesting how the debate is playing out. PDT didn't have a great night, but, on the other hand, the debate created a ton of talking points which the press is amplifying.

PDT may not have won the battle but may be winning the war.


From your mouth to God's ear.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2024 06:58 PM (xCA6C)

92 89 I like women in cute hats. I wish they were back in style.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2024 06:58 PM (pohLc)
________
I like cute women in hats.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 11, 2024 06:58 PM (1bNHn)

93 I look at the gal and that hat and ask myself, "how does she pull of looking cute with that hat on?"
Posted by: blake


You're imagining her wearing just the duck hat, right?

The picture would still be PG-13 with the duck's feet in the way like that.

Posted by: mikeski at September 11, 2024 06:59 PM (DgGvY)

94 Lesson is that many on the Left will turn on their own supporters just for the sake of exercising their power.
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 11, 2024 06:56 PM (nFx0I)

Another lesson is that they'll burn down what they crusaded for the day after they win it, if the sacred dogmas change and the new version commands them to.

There's no hesitation, no cognitive dissonance, they just switch from one position to another on command.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at September 11, 2024 06:59 PM (gJKGU)

95 Rabbit Hat!

Posted by: Daffy Duck at September 11, 2024 06:59 PM (63Dwl)

96
JD Vance is indomitable. Unshaken, even.

Indomitable. Synomym: unassailable.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 11, 2024 06:59 PM (/7q1J)

97 So why do so few people hammer at journalists like Vance and Vivek do?

They make it look easy - probably because they decided long ago they didn’t GAF about them being friends.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2024 06:59 PM (fQXjo)

98 63 Ducks have a weird penis. It's twisted like a corkscrew.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 11, 2024 06:51 PM (xPl2J)

Maybe a tranny duck, but….

Posted by: Drake at September 11, 2024 07:00 PM (HW3+n)

99 91 Interesting how the debate is playing out. PDT didn't have a great night, but, on the other hand, the debate created a ton of talking points which the press is amplifying.

PDT may not have won the battle but may be winning the war.

From your mouth to God's ear.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2024 06:58 PM (xCA6C)
________
Dramatic victories aren't always the ones that win wars. Cannae didn't. Or Austerlitz.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 11, 2024 07:00 PM (1bNHn)

100 CNN just confronted @JDVance on the migrant pet-eating controversy. They were not prepared for his response.

I would prefer the go-to response to "the local government denied the claims" to be something along the lines of "two months ago, dozens of government official claimed Biden was the sharpest president ever behind closed doors, until Donald Trump did the work of journalists and exposed the lie to the world."


And 4 years ago, we were assured by 51 "intelligence experts" that the Hunter Biden laptop was Russian disinformation. You're assuming the benefit of the doubt you no longer enjoy.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2024 07:00 PM (xCA6C)

101 75
Would it help if I told you to calm down?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September

Like magic!

Posted by: Piper at September 11, 2024 07:00 PM (pZEOD)

102 Just look up pictures of the border wall between the Dom Rep and Haiti. Gives you an idea of how to deal with Haitians.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2024 07:00 PM (W/lyH)

103 On those earrings that Kamala was wearing last night that some said were listening devices.. her camp said absolutely not.. The company said they didn't know if she was wearing their product but they had a "Striking resemblance."

Posted by: It's me donna at September 11, 2024 07:00 PM (IyPmt)

104 I like cute women in hats.

I'm kinda partial to them in a ballcap with a ponytail.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 11, 2024 07:01 PM (mH6SG)

105 92 89 I like women in cute hats. I wish they were back in style.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2024 06:58 PM (pohLc)
________
I like cute women in hats.
Posted by: Eeyore

Baby, take off your coat...(real slow)
Baby, take off your shoes...(here, I'll take your shoes)
Baby, take off your dress
Yes, yes, yes
You can leave your hat on

Posted by: Randy Newman at September 11, 2024 07:01 PM (ycI94)

106 "Why it is White Supremacy to Criticize When Your Neighbor Eats You Pet"

Posted by: Headlines from 2 weeks into the future at September 11, 2024 07:01 PM (UdPQQ)

107 You're imagining her wearing just the duck hat, right?

The picture would still be PG-13 with the duck's feet in the way like that.
Posted by: mikeski at September 11, 2024 06:59 PM (DgGvY)
-------------

No, not even that. I think her smile really lights up her face. But, I'm a sucker for a killer smile.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 11, 2024 07:01 PM (tT6L1)

108 >> Vance is indomitable.

Indubitably.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 11, 2024 07:01 PM (w6EFb)

109
Crime is down. No one is eating pets.

But fake "climate change" is "real" and an "existential threat!"

People are "woke" to the day-in, day-out Gaslighting Bullshit. They're not falling for it, anymore.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 11, 2024 07:02 PM (/7q1J)

110 Michigan Secretary Of State Refuses To Tell Congress Whether Dead People Are On Voter Rolls
_Logan Washburn, theFederalist

Posted by: Braenyard at September 11, 2024 07:02 PM (u7iQ0)

111
Oh, and the border is "secure!"

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 11, 2024 07:02 PM (/7q1J)

112 You don't bang a woman who's wearing a duck hat.

You go Down on her.
Posted by: jsg at September 11, 2024 06:50 PM (Mm49z)

You may end up a little down in the mouth.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Oh the fowl mouths in this place.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 11, 2024 07:02 PM (tB/fC)

113 Moron Analyst: "I would prefer the go-to response to 'the local government denied the claims' to be something along the lines of 'two months ago, dozens of government official claimed Biden was the sharpest president ever behind closed doors, until Donald Trump did the work of journalists and exposed the lie to the world.'"

That truly is an evergreen response. It can (and should) be used as a rebuttal for the next twenty years at least.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 11, 2024 07:02 PM (aXxgO)

114 So why do so few people hammer at journalists like Vance and Vivek do?

They make it look easy - probably because they decided long ago they didn’t GAF about them being friends.


TBF, both of those guys are WAAYYYYYY smarter than the average politician. They're not worried about saying something stupid, and they know full well they're far, FAR brighter than the "journalist" interviewing them.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2024 07:02 PM (xCA6C)

115
Why didn't the president bring up harris-biden ending Title 42 and opening the border??

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 11, 2024 07:03 PM (/7q1J)

116 No, not even that. I think her smile really lights up her face. But, I'm a sucker for a killer smile.
Posted by: blake


Playful smile, ridiculous hat. The waves of "not a Karen" just roll off her.

Posted by: mikeski at September 11, 2024 07:03 PM (DgGvY)

117 Vance is right about the media. But what the Trump campaign should have done is the same thing. Go to Springfield and get eyewitnesses. Get people to publicly state yes th is is happening and here is the evidence. Get police reports, etc.

And then mention these things at the debate .

Posted by: Bitch please at September 11, 2024 07:03 PM (KF2Wj)

118 J.D. grew up in Ohio. By focusing on this he not only reminds people of his humble roots, but I bet there are a lot of people in PA, WI and MI who can identify with these Ohioans. Trump knew what he was doing when he chose Vance. Harris's only path to 270requires PA.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 11, 2024 07:03 PM (t/2Uw)

119 39 I would bang a girl in a duck hat.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2024 06:36 PM (pohLc)

**********

Hey! I have to get loosened up for Fleet Week!

*puts on duck hat*

Posted by: Sandra Flook at September 11, 2024 07:04 PM (REXE2)

120 Certainly. I don't know or particularly care about this given company.

The symbiotic nature of our corporate fascist state assures that the new people will benefit at the expense of the obsolete ones at any kind of large scale.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 11, 2024 07:04 PM (0FoWg)

121 93 I look at the gal and that hat and ask myself, "how does she pull of looking cute with that hat on?"
Posted by: blake

You're imagining her wearing just the duck hat, right?

The picture would still be PG-13 with the duck's feet in the way like that.
Posted by: mikeski at September 11, 2024 06:59 PM (DgGvY)
Only thing to make her cuter would be her bringing me a big bowl of fresh boiled peanuts,

Posted by: Eromero at September 11, 2024 07:05 PM (LHPAg)

122 good for you, Piper; fighting the goodest fight of all!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 11, 2024 07:05 PM (UWgy2)

123 Are we in a New Space Race? IDNKT.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at September 11, 2024 07:05 PM (cZPb7)

124 TBF, both of those guys are WAAYYYYYY smarter than the average politician. They're not worried about saying something stupid, and they know full well they're far, FAR brighter than the "journalist" interviewing them.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2024 07:02 PM (xCA6C)
-----------------

My take also. The take no prisoners attitude is what I like. That and Vance and Vivek know the press is their enemy. Worse for the press though, is, they have to interview people like Vivek and Vance who don't respect them and don't pretend to respect them.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 11, 2024 07:05 PM (tT6L1)

125 So why do so few people hammer at journalists like Vance and Vivek do?

You could score some points with Ace (and be very accurate) by including DeSantis in your examples. He has done some admirable work taking the lying media to task.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 11, 2024 07:05 PM (ycI94)

126
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives
@dom_lucre
🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: Newly released footage of Joe Biden putting on the Trump hat shows Joe Biden ASKING FOR THE MAGA HAT. Joe Biden not only knew it was Trump’s hat but he also wanted a selfie in it? Excuse me but WTF is goin on!?

Joe Biden: Can I see that hat?

MAGA hat owner: “I’m proud of you now, you old fart!”

https://tinyurl.com/4haz57mm

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 11, 2024 07:05 PM (TGPs7)

127 Vance was a great pick. He'll boost turnout especially with Non-College in the Midwest which will be decisive barring an Obvious Cheat. And he can run in 2028 as Trump's heir.

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 11, 2024 07:06 PM (nFx0I)

128 The suckers and losers behind the KamalaHQ X account look exactly how you'd imagine.

http://tiny.cc/3nnlzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 11, 2024 07:06 PM (Odg76)

129 TBF, both of those guys are WAAYYYYYY smarter than the average politician. They're not worried about saying something stupid, and they know full well they're far, FAR brighter than the "journalist" interviewing them.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2024 07:02 PM (xCA6C)
-----------------

My take also. The take no prisoners attitude is what I like. That and Vance and Vivek know the press is their enemy. Worse for the press though, is, they have to interview people like Vivek and Vance who don't respect them and don't pretend to respect them.


I really hope that at some point, JD says "Jane, you ignorant slut".

Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2024 07:06 PM (xCA6C)

130 @ 103, LOL!


innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 11, 2024 07:07 PM (UWgy2)

131 Social media people have already gone to Ohio and are interviewing people on the streets. Really, just watching the online town meetings and reading police reports netted proof, quickly and easily.

I hope Vance and Trump visit, but it was cool to see the gathering of details crowdsourced. Amateurs once again shame the media by scooping them. As ace said earlier, they asked one bureaucrat, got the answer they wanted, then stopped.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2024 07:07 PM (N31oP)

132 Duck Hat girl is pretty... made us gormless guys do anything for her pretty...

Posted by: tubal at September 11, 2024 07:07 PM (PCK5/)

133 Oh the fowl mouths in this place.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 11, 2024 07:02 PM (tB/fC)


That's eggxactly what I was thinking

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 11, 2024 07:08 PM (NtVYv)

134 The pudding was good...


Winnie Schola
@WinnieSchola
The smile on Joe Biden’s face when he put on Trump hat was so incredible and real. This sent a message

Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 11, 2024 07:08 PM (TGPs7)

135 Duck Hat girl is pretty... made us gormless guys do anything for her pretty...
Posted by: tubal at September 11, 2024 07:07 PM (PCK5/)

They call that the mallard reaction

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 11, 2024 07:08 PM (NtVYv)

136 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 Sep 10
A new law proposal in Iraq will effectively lower the marriage age for girls from 15 to 9 if it passes.

Iraqi TV shows now debate if the law is acceptable & they also discuss even worse things related to thighs

We wrote about this piece of news a couple weeks ago too.

That post was viewed 34 million times

Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 Aug 7
BREAKING:
Iraq’s Parliament takes the first step to lower the legal age of marriage for girls from 15 to 9.

The new personal status law being discussed is based on Sharia Law.
https://tinyurl.com/mw9tcd4
1:33 minutes subtitled.
===
Thighs reference is to nonpenetrative sex; BTW, Iraqi media being harder on the imams than US media with anybody non-Trump.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 11, 2024 07:09 PM (CEzQx)

137 I'm glad duck hat girl isn't doing duck lips.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 11, 2024 07:09 PM (FfSAJ)

138 That job thing sounds sus AF. I’ve never heard of such a thing and I have hired a lot of people over the years.

Posted by: Bitch please at September 11, 2024 07:09 PM (KF2Wj)

139 They call that the mallard reaction

Nice.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2024 07:09 PM (xCA6C)

140 In the end us guys are simple creatures really.. never stand a chance against you girls...

Posted by: tubal at September 11, 2024 07:09 PM (PCK5/)

141 Yes, DeSantis handles the press like a boss!
Good reminder! We need more fighters like these guys — and yes, they are wicked smaht.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2024 07:09 PM (fQXjo)

142 It's a ducking shame what they've done to Springfield.

Posted by: Daffy Duck at September 11, 2024 07:09 PM (/YM5e)

143 The Tranny Ducks of Anaheim!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 11, 2024 07:10 PM (CEzQx)

144 It's too early to say but early indications are that Trump won the undecided vote over Harris by a small margin.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at September 11, 2024 07:10 PM (REXE2)

145 It's exciting to have Haitians in the news because that means Hillary and the Clinton Foundation are coming to the fore. Just in time for the election.

Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2024 07:11 PM (GN7By)

146 Normally I would ruthlessly mock someone wearing a hat like that. But in her case, I think I would shamelessly flirt with her instead.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2024 07:11 PM (klJTj)

147 tinyurl.com/5t4mf8e6
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

And you can guess lots on the debate topics

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2024 07:11 PM (fwDg9)

148 Archimedes: "I really hope that at some point, JD says 'Jane, you ignorant slut'."

Classic.

I hope the younger generations get that because no book of quotables is complete without it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 11, 2024 07:11 PM (aXxgO)

149 The moderators must know their fact checks are lies. They must also know their lies will be exposed. They must like humiliation.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 11, 2024 07:12 PM (FfSAJ)

150 I’m guessing duck hat girl is a “redhead?”

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2024 07:12 PM (fQXjo)

151 Needs more research, but I can easily see this being true.

Alarm Bells Ring As Chemicals in Personal Care Products Linked to Early Puberty in Girls

https://tinyurl.com/2smu5pf6

Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2024 07:12 PM (xCA6C)

152 Just wondering, how much do 4 or 5 haitian men, ages 13 to 34, a van that looks easy to steal, 100 cats on the thin side looking like they are stray and a film crew specializing in amateur looking, caught on the streets, type video cost?

Asking for a feline friend...

Posted by: Stateless at September 11, 2024 07:13 PM (jvJvP)

153
Re: biden donning a Trump 2024 hat

I don't know about You, but I take that as a big Middle Finger to kalama. And, and endorsement of Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 11, 2024 07:13 PM (/7q1J)

154 Normally I would ruthlessly mock someone wearing a hat like that. But in her case, I think I would shamelessly flirt with her instead.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2024 07:11 PM (klJTj)

Maybe you could mock flirt or flirt mock.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 11, 2024 07:13 PM (FfSAJ)

155 Dem Haitians must be like kids in a candy store.
Vicious evil kids.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 11, 2024 07:13 PM (WDJ9Z)

156 I like Weavers of Ireland., if you are looking for cute hats.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 11, 2024 07:13 PM (MpVUb)

157 Normally I would ruthlessly mock someone wearing a hat like that. But in her case, I think I would shamelessly flirt with her instead.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 11, 2024 07:11 PM (klJTj)


I'd take a gander at her.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2024 07:13 PM (W/lyH)

158 They are also young. DeSantis, Vance and even Kennedy are the future of the party. Let's dump the McConnels, Grahams, already rid of Romney.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 11, 2024 07:13 PM (t/2Uw)

159 >>> 138 That job thing sounds sus AF. I've never heard of such a thing and I have hired a lot of people over the years.
Posted by: Bitch please at September 11, 2024 07:09 PM (KF2Wj)

The concept in general, or the specific percentage (80?!) claimed?

What type of jobs have you hired for?

Seems crazy but if 'they' could do it, *would* they do it? It would go a long way towards explaining the recent ludicrous percent of jobs *filled* by illegals...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 11, 2024 07:13 PM (FnneF)

160 Vance was a great pick. He'll boost turnout especially with Non-College in the Midwest which will be decisive barring an Obvious Cheat. And he can run in 2028 as Trump's heir.
Posted by: Ignoramus

As soon as he was selected NetFlux put on his autobiographical movie that produced before anybody ever heard of him.
They may have pulled it as it painted a positive picture.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 11, 2024 07:14 PM (/lPRQ)

161 Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine is sending law enforcement and about $2.5 million in health funding...

==

So, is the $2.5 million for the Haitians? I found the words 'health funding' curious.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 11, 2024 07:14 PM (N2zvp)

162 Northernlurker: "...They must like humiliation."

It's part of the kink. They're fine with it. They're shameless.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 11, 2024 07:14 PM (aXxgO)

163 She has a ruddy complexion, gotta scaup up girls like that when you see them!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2024 07:14 PM (Wzyjq)

164 BREAKING: Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine is sending law enforcement and about $2.5 million in health funding to assist the city of Springfield due to the influx of Haitian migrants.

Don't you hate that you have to publicly embarrass your government non-functionaries before they do something about a problem?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 11, 2024 07:14 PM (hB7mE)

165 152 Just wondering, how much do 4 or 5 haitian men, ages 13 to 34, a van that looks easy to steal, 100 cats on the thin side looking like they are stray and a film crew specializing in amateur looking, caught on the streets, type video cost?

Asking for a feline friend...

Posted by: Stateless at September 11, 2024 07:13 P



Holy crap, I think I just created a new genre of pron......

Posted by: Stateless at September 11, 2024 07:15 PM (jvJvP)

166
I have a wacky theory: Most people watched the first 5 minutes of the debate and turned it off after kalama non-answered her first question about the economy.

My wacky theory says those viewers had enough and decided "Trump."

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 11, 2024 07:15 PM (/7q1J)

167 On those earrings that Kamala was wearing last night that some said were listening devices.. her camp said absolutely not.. The company said they didn't know if she was wearing their product but they had a "Striking resemblance."
Posted by: It's me donna
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TaraBull @TaraBull808 19h
Rumors are circulating that Kamala Harris was wearing audio earrings and being fed lines.

Isn't this against the debate rules?

https://tinyurl.com/4byehwjd
photos

Here's another look at the Nova audio earrings in comparison

https://tinyurl.com/3ujm3p2v
screencap

Obama on wanting a third term: wishes he had a “stand-in frontman or front woman with an earpiece on” so he could just feed them their lines as President.

Just a coincidence, I’m sure. Would be a shame if everyone saw it.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 11, 2024 07:15 PM (CEzQx)

168 The rain is picking up. No worse than heavy thunderstorms yet. Miss Linda decided she'd better go home before it gets worse and the sidewalks flood.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 11, 2024 07:15 PM (omVj0)

169 They must also know their lies will be exposed.

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 11, 2024 07:16 PM (WDJ9Z)

170 Falling asleep

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2024 07:17 PM (fwDg9)

171
Anyone here have a Drake's cake or other Drake delicious treat, lately?

A "drake" is a duck. Or something.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 11, 2024 07:17 PM (/7q1J)

172 So just be nice to the girl in the hat.


Don't tell her to duck on down. It won't go over well. Your score will be a goose egg.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 11, 2024 07:17 PM (NtVYv)

173
Old America: What's high in the middle and round on both ends? oh hi oh

New Haiti: What's plump in the middle and furry on both ends? me ee ow

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 11, 2024 07:17 PM (NMT5x)

174 On the lowered age of consent in Iraq, don't worry about it. If it's mut'a it's only for a night or so
tinyurl.com/bdh9smwd
[link, to los angeles times]

Posted by: the shi'a at September 11, 2024 07:18 PM (gKWVE)

175 Shoveler? I hardly touched her!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2024 07:18 PM (+3wcB)

176 Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine is sending law enforcement and about $2.5 million in health funding...

==

So, is the $2.5 million for the Haitians? I found the words 'health funding' curious.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 11, 2024 07:14 PM (N2zvp)
***

Concur. Awkward wording.
Probably a truck full of clean needles and books on how to safely cook duck.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2024 07:19 PM (W/lyH)

177 161 Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine is sending law enforcement and about $2.5 million in health funding...

https://tinyurl.com/3wkhxvz4

Posted by: jsg at September 11, 2024 07:19 PM (Mm49z)

178
I would caution "our side" to avoid all talk of "listening devices" and "ear pieces" and all other related bullshit. It's a hoax, I believe, to discredit all the other Rigged parts of the debate, especially her getting the questions ahead of time.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 11, 2024 07:19 PM (/7q1J)

179 The moderators must know their fact checks are lies. They must also know their lies will be exposed. They must like humiliation.

It's their job as intelligence agents in this war. They're like lawyers- their job is to say anything that gets the win.

Posted by: t-bird at September 11, 2024 07:19 PM (7FFC8)

180 25 Lies Kamala Harris Told In Her Debate Against Trump
https://tinyurl.com/2skh6544

_theFederalist

Posted by: Braenyard at September 11, 2024 07:19 PM (u7iQ0)

181 Shoveler? I hardly touched her!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2024 07:18 PM (+3wcB)


Nice one

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 11, 2024 07:20 PM (NtVYv)

182 I think that journos, even hostile ones, are in awe of JD Vance's rhetorical prowess. When he is talking to them, he is like Cicero among the geese !

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2024 07:20 PM (V13WU)

183 They have no shame. They keep repeating the debunked lies and hoaxes. Charlottesville, suckers and losers, Russia, Russia, Russia, bloodbath, dictator on day one. They don't care. Just repeat over and over and some will believe. It is so insulting to Trump who has had nothing but respect for the military to be constantly accused of denigrating them. Pisses me off. Especially when Biden uses it as he actually did disrespect the troops and in fact got 13 of them killed for optics.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at September 11, 2024 07:20 PM (t/2Uw)

184 Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine is sending law enforcement and about $2.5 million in health funding...

More money? I've got to spread the word...

Posted by: The Healthy Haitian at September 11, 2024 07:21 PM (Ag3aL)

185 ***Biden-Harris would have us lose the New Space Race -- putting our entire national security at risk -- in a fit of partisan pique against the man whose other company, X, had the temerity to restore free speech to just one social media platform.

That's damnably un-American.
-----------------------------------------

That's an understatement.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 11, 2024 07:21 PM (u7iQ0)

186 That thump you heard was my head hitting the wall

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2024 07:21 PM (fwDg9)

187 I think that journos, even hostile ones, are in awe of JD Vance's rhetorical prowess. When he is talking to them, he is like Cicero among the geese !
Posted by: runner at September 11, 2024 07:20 PM (V13WU)

Seems like a smart dude. Maybe 2028

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 11, 2024 07:22 PM (NtVYv)

188 When he is talking to them, he is like Cicero among the geese !

Is Cicero a Haitian name?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 11, 2024 07:22 PM (WDJ9Z)

189
That's how they discredited the real claims of voter fraud in 2020 -- they came up with stupid shit like the USPS stealing trailer loads of ballots, and "USB" sticks being put in machines to switch votes.

It is much simpler than that: Democrat poll workers had blank ballots and voting machines in their possession under their supervision and they were just stuffing the machines with fake biden ballots.



Posted by: Soothsayer at September 11, 2024 07:22 PM (/7q1J)

190 A new law proposal in Iraq will effectively lower the marriage age for girls from 15 to 9 if it passes.

Iraqi TV shows now debate if the law is acceptable & they also discuss even worse things related to thighs


Man, they really like targets that are too small and weak to fight back, don't they.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 11, 2024 07:22 PM (hB7mE)

191 The ear rings were made by Tiffany & Co. and they don't do electronics, a spokesperson for Tiffany said today.
They do, however bear a resemblance to the hearing aids that look like the Tiffany product.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 11, 2024 07:23 PM (MeG8a)

192 Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine is sending law enforcement and about $2.5 million in health funding...

Never trust anything that GOPe pipsqueak says or does.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 11, 2024 07:23 PM (mH6SG)

193 Megan Kelly did say she thinks the opinion will change on Harris and show she didn't earn anything from it

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2024 07:23 PM (fwDg9)

194 The earrings were made by Tiffany & Co.


==

which is no longer an American company

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2024 07:23 PM (V13WU)

195 The duck hat above reminds me... the new Harry Potter Quidditch game has options for these crochet knit hats for your players to wear, in the animals of each of the four houses. The snake hat is the best, the tail loops down to your shoulders. The badger hat has long paws hanging down, and the eagle has cute long legs like these.

I hope that there's templates for crochet people to make them!

Posted by: LizLem at September 11, 2024 07:24 PM (3oKFs)

196 Just spitballing here:

Vance and Trump trade places on the ticket

Posted by: Don Black at September 11, 2024 07:24 PM (/7KEl)

197 The moderators must know their fact checks are lies. They must also know their lies will be exposed. They must like humiliation

They are very aware the only people who will know they were proven false are people like us. We are not their target audience.

Posted by: Piper at September 11, 2024 07:24 PM (pZEOD)

198 Thematical Musical Interlude:

https://tinyurl.com/y52unhb

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 11, 2024 07:24 PM (9YSsw)

199 Two-fer: JD Vance has a speaking cadence that's difficult to interrupt and they, for now, are letting him run with it.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 11, 2024 07:25 PM (u7iQ0)

200 196 Just spitballing here:

Vance and Trump trade places on the ticket
Posted by: Don Black at September 11, 2024 07:24 PM (/7KEl)

How Undemocratic !

Posted by: DNC at September 11, 2024 07:25 PM (Mm49z)

201 I told the "what is high in the middle and round on both ends" joke to my sons.

Younger son, about four years old shouted Mommy!"

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 11, 2024 07:27 PM (Ad8y9)

202 The Democrats goal is not so much to win the election but to beat up Trump so bad that they beat the lion out of him.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 11, 2024 07:27 PM (u7iQ0)

203 Sorry for this


A well a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 11, 2024 07:27 PM (NtVYv)

204 Chicks with Dicks should not be a high school sport.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 11, 2024 07:27 PM (gbOdA)

205 JD Vance is intellectually superior and better prepared than any journalist out there. He can toy with them, make them look superbly foolish and they are starting to be a little afraid of him. They just cannot prepare for what he can deliver.

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2024 07:27 PM (V13WU)

206 Sharon(willow's apprentice): "Pisses me off. Especially when Biden uses it as he actually did disrespect the troops and in fact got 13 of them killed for optics."

And it didn't end there. The aftermath left Americans and allies (and allied Afghanis) to fend for themselves and die. We'll never know those numbers not to mention the war chest of combat machines and supplies. That will ripple for decades.

I know "we" (and I mean the MFM) shorthand the debacle with the headlining thirteen deaths, but it is so much more and so much worse.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at September 11, 2024 07:27 PM (aXxgO)

207 Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 11, 2024 07:28 PM (NtVYv)

208 He can toy with them, make them look superbly foolish and they are starting to be a little afraid of him.

Yup. You can see it in their demeanor. They're no longer cocky around him.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2024 07:28 PM (xCA6C)

209 NOT SATIRE: Australia's Raygun officially named world's #1 female breakdancer by the sport's governing body

-
That's what happens when you go around upside down all the time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 11, 2024 07:28 PM (L/fGl)

210 Girls field Hockey should have 1 ball on the field.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 11, 2024 07:28 PM (gbOdA)

211 25 Trump supporter called Joe 'an old fart'??? LMAO.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 11, 2024 06:40 PM (YiKO5)

I thought Swalwell was "Old Fart," and Joe was "Old Poopypants."

I just can't keep up...

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 11, 2024 07:29 PM (Rbu5d)

212 Musk said, there's something wrong when it takes longer to do the paperwork than to build a Starship.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 11, 2024 07:29 PM (u7iQ0)

213 JD Vance is intellectually superior and better prepared than any journalist out there. He can toy with them, make them look superbly foolish and they are starting to be a little afraid of him. They just cannot prepare for what he can deliver.
Posted by: runner at September 11, 2024 07:27 PM (V13WU)

And he smiles while he does it

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 11, 2024 07:29 PM (NtVYv)

214 @ 191; uhuh. sure. totally. 100%. ab-so-lute-ly.

I so believe their story!

Yay Oceania! Victory Cigarettes FTW!

and Victory Gin!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 11, 2024 07:29 PM (UWgy2)

215 No skort bulges on girls hockey.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 11, 2024 07:30 PM (gbOdA)

216 Late to the thread. Biden never in his past 50 years as a political leech on the populace of the US would do anything bi-partisan, 9/11 commemoration or not. He's an asshole and will always be an asshole. He did it from confusion from his senility. End of story.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 11, 2024 07:30 PM (2NHgQ)

217 *clink* !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 11, 2024 07:31 PM (UWgy2)

218 201 I told the "what is high in the middle and round on both ends" joke to my sons.

Younger son, about four years old shouted Mommy!"
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 11, 2024 07:27 PM (Ad8y9)


That is too funny! Has mommy heard his answer yet?

Posted by: haffhowershower at September 11, 2024 07:31 PM (NMT5x)

219 Vance is the next Hitler.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 11, 2024 07:31 PM (4Med0)

220 Nice Dick should be date night comment not girls hockey dressing room comment.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 11, 2024 07:31 PM (gbOdA)

221 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2024 07:31 PM (fwDg9)

222 No skort bulges on girls hockey.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 11, 2024 07:30 PM (gbOdA)

The skorts make it easier to scratch your nuts

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 11, 2024 07:31 PM (NtVYv)

223 Maybe he said it, I don't think he's required to do all the heavy lifting, but I'd like the message Vance makes to be stronger: You people seem to think, when the government tells you something, it's your job to announce the government's statement on ANY given subject.

IT'S NOT! IT'S YOUR JOB TO CHALLENGE THE GOVERNMENT ON EVERYTHING!!!

Bimbo CNN hairy arms girl doesn't seem to even realize she's just a shill for the man. But she is.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2024 07:31 PM (dGCAG)

224 If that chick in a duck hat was in Turkey she'd be a Turducken.

Posted by: The Fact Chokers at September 11, 2024 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

225 and Victory Gin!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 11, 2024 07:29 PM (UWgy2)

I love big Brother.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 11, 2024 07:32 PM (gbOdA)

226 214 @ 191; uhuh. sure. totally. 100%. ab-so-lute-ly.

I so believe their story!

Yay Oceania! Victory Cigarettes FTW!

and Victory Gin!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 11, 2024 07:29 PM (UWgy2)And overalls. And condoms.

Posted by: Eromero at September 11, 2024 07:33 PM (LHPAg)

227 I saw Carlson interview Massie. Massie strikes me as a tool. He has a dorky pocket protector with the debt on it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 11, 2024 07:33 PM (0FoWg)

228 Virtue signaling.

Dad of Ohio boy killed by Haitian migrant says he wishes his son had been killed "by a 60-year-old white man" so that people would leave immigrants alone

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Yeah, that'd been a lot better.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 11, 2024 07:33 PM (L/fGl)

229 Yay Oceania! Victory Cigarettes FTW!

and Victory Gin!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 11, 2024 07:29 PM (UWgy2)

Eurasia has always had the best Victory Cigarettes

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 11, 2024 07:33 PM (gbOdA)

230 NOT SATIRE: Australia's Raygun officially named world's #1 female breakdancer by the sport's governing body

-
That's what happens when you go around upside down all the time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


That's gotta piss off the real female breakdancers.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 11, 2024 07:35 PM (fAazs)

231 Non-native job growth has exploded and native job growth has declined. 100 corporate CEOs just endorsed Kamala. Doesn't really matter if the Switchboard story is true. It might as well be based on the facts we know that are bad enough.

Posted by: the dandy at September 11, 2024 07:35 PM (L+5ng)

232 The skorts make it easier to scratch your nuts
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 11, 2024 07:31 PM (NtVYv)

Howd ya know she was a him

Her balls hunged low than her skirt

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 11, 2024 07:36 PM (gbOdA)

233 @ 206:

it's all so much worse ...
there are no words for how much worse ...

and still we must go forward, or it will be worse yet, beyond wildest imagining ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 11, 2024 07:36 PM (UWgy2)

234 innit, rhennigantx?

wish I had 1 right now ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 11, 2024 07:37 PM (UWgy2)

235 the CNN bimbo is also the same one who was on Colbert when the audience laughed in their face when he claimed CNN is objective.

Posted by: the dandy at September 11, 2024 07:38 PM (L+5ng)

236 I read 1984 before I smoked, and I gathered that Victory brand weren't great cigarettes.

But my first cigarette was the closest thing I can imagine to Victory smokes. They're a testament to the addictive power of nicotine.

These horrible things were called "Noblesse." They were shipped in by the UN, and they had bugs in them. English speakers would joke "No money? Noblesse."

I was 14 when those bugs started eating through the cigarette I was smoking, and it fell apart in my fingers. I smoked for 22 more years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 11, 2024 07:40 PM (0FoWg)

237 Any Haitian with my cat?

He needed killing.

Posted by: Ciampino - it happens at September 11, 2024 07:42 PM (qfLjt)

238 SpaceX: (Immediately cancels all contracts with NASA, moves headquarters to Kazakhstan.)

Posted by: Tom Perry at September 11, 2024 07:52 PM (MX0bI)

239
I think that journos, even hostile ones, are in awe of JD Vance's rhetorical prowess. When he is talking to them, he is like Cicero among the geese !
Posted by: runner


"Big Smarty Boots shoulda stayed in 'BillyLand!"

-- Timpon, functionally literate
(if you include 'illiterate' on the measurement scale)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 11, 2024 07:52 PM (xG4kz)

240 >>> As soon as he was selected NetFlux put on his autobiographical movie that produced before anybody ever heard of him.
They may have pulled it as it painted a positive picture.

No, they rode that wave. (Reed may be a tool bag but he does want to make money sometimes.) it was listed in the top 10 streamed movies for at least a week or two after he was picked.

Libs were triggered by just seeing it in their top ten, haha!!

Posted by: LizLem at September 11, 2024 07:59 PM (c8og1)

241 >>>Charlottesville, suckers and losers, Russia, Russia, Russia, bloodbath, dictator on day one.

Also, grab them by the pussy, love letters, concept of a plan, two weeks, stand back and stand by, etc etc
All disqualifying.

Posted by: Uncle Floyd at September 11, 2024 09:01 PM (Qkvlp)

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