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Is that an AI-generated pic up there?
Posted by: Don Black at September 13, 2024 07:22 PM (/7KEl) Posted by: Don Black at September 13, 2024 07:24 PM (/7KEl) 3
>>>1 Is that an AI-generated pic up there?
i thought it was real, but now that I'm looking at a blown-up version, it looks suspicious. Posted by: ace at September 13, 2024 07:24 PM (KRtlO) 4
Well that's certainly an 'oopppss.'
The tail cone of a C-17A Globemaster III departed in flight and fell onto the grounds of Divine Redeemer School in Hanahan, SC. No one was injured and the plane landed safely at Charleston AFB. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2024 07:26 PM (fGHUn) 5
That frog's not Pepe, he's Apu Apustaja.
Posted by: Sassy Fred at September 13, 2024 07:27 PM (RMjVS) 6
I just watched Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. It was overlong, predictable, poorly written, and the "heroine" is an absolute charisma vacuum, but it was not the cringe wokefest I had expected. Break it up into two nights, and it's semi-watchable.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 13, 2024 07:27 PM (xCA6C) Posted by: runner at September 13, 2024 07:27 PM (V13WU) 8
Disclose.tv @disclosetv 2h
NEW - Zuckerberg's Meta fed its artificial intelligence models on almost everything you've posted publicly since 2007. ==== Pantsless AI. Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 07:28 PM (CEzQx) 9
Top picture is photoshopped. Fun but phoney.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 07:28 PM (I1GXe) 10
Gotta go pick up the dog from the vet. He put on 20 lbs in the past year (he's a big boi to start with), and apparently he needs thyroid meds.
Posted by: PabloD at September 13, 2024 07:29 PM (ixVVY) 11
Luckily Indiana Jones and the Bedpan of Despair scuttled all plans to give Tomb Raider franchise to Phoebe.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2024 07:29 PM (fGHUn) 12
i thought it was real, but now that I'm looking at a blown-up version, it looks suspicious.
------- Do the horse's hoofs have three parts and the raven has six claws?? Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 07:30 PM (CEzQx) 13
Hola, Hall.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 07:30 PM (v6JzV) 14
Meta AI, "but first you will blow me."
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2024 07:30 PM (fGHUn) 15
"The Haitians are coming! The Haitians are coming!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2024 07:31 PM (YqDXo) 16
Wacky Prediction time! Matt Walsh's "Am I A Racist" is in 1,500 theaters. (Is that accurate? Wow.) I predict it does at least $10M this opening weekend. Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 13, 2024 07:33 PM (OAOhJ) 17
Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2024 07:33 PM (fwDg9) 18
"Cynics will say this is CGI. (I suspect it is but I don't know for sure.)" It's real. Rally racing in some Scandi country. Posted by: Potato Of The United States at September 13, 2024 07:34 PM (OgWfa) 19
(20) Arizona @ (14) KS St 8P Eastern 🏈
Posted by: Don Black at September 13, 2024 07:34 PM (/7KEl) 20
Is that the Fabio of horses up there?
Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2024 07:35 PM (bS+DD) Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2024 07:36 PM (gbOdA) 22
Hey, Skip. Can it be evening?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 13, 2024 07:36 PM (v6JzV) 23
Paul A. Szypula @Bubblebathgirl 13h
Kamala Harris just said Goldman Sachs backs her economic plan over President Trump’s. Goldman’a CEO said this morning that Kamala is lying when she says his company endorses her plan. https://tinyurl.com/4rr58fy3 44 seconds; he doesn't use anything as strong as 'lying' Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 07:36 PM (CEzQx) 24
Replying to:
Catturd ™ @catturd2 I just realized it's Friday 13th. 😳 https://tinyurl.com/27cywjsb 10 seconds. Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 07:36 PM (CEzQx) 25
14 Meta AI, "but first you will blow me."
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2024 07:30 PM (fGHUn) 25 bucks same as downtown Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2024 07:37 PM (gbOdA) 26
They really thought kalama's cute "Trump Sales Tax" would go viral after the debate. Yet another forgotten stupid line from kalama. Posted by: Soothsayer: at September 13, 2024 07:38 PM (OAOhJ) 27
How does one know the top of that volcano won't blow off?
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2024 07:38 PM (fwDg9) 28
It's real.
Rally racing in some Scandi country. Posted by: Potato Of The United States at September 13, 2024 07:34 PM (OgWfa) Ice backs make good F1 drivers. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2024 07:39 PM (gbOdA) 29
R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: Military officials are investigating after a rear tail cone from a Boeing C-17 military aircraft fell from the sky and landed in a a school parking lot 📌#Hanahan | #Southcarolina Currently Military officials are currently investigating an incident in Hanahan, South Carolina, after a rear tail cone from a Boeing C-17 Globemaster III aircraft fell from the sky and landed in the parking lot of Divine Redeemer School. Fortunately, no injuries were reported, and the area has been secured as a precaution. Officials stated they are aware that the tail cone detached from a military aircraft during flight and have launched a thorough investigation to determine the cause of the incident. At this time, it remains unclear how the part separated from the plane. Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 07:39 PM (CEzQx) 30
Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2024 07:39 PM (63Dwl) 31
Goldman Sachs that is funding the sandrat protestors? That Goldmam Sachs?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 07:39 PM (I1GXe) 32
Jumping off a cliff. Nope. No way. Absolutely not.
Posted by: Tuna at September 13, 2024 07:40 PM (oaGWv) 33
How does one know the top of that volcano won't blow off?
Not to worry. There are always lots of signs months in advance - plenty of time to evacu.... Posted by: The good people of Krakatoa at September 13, 2024 07:40 PM (xCA6C) 34
Indiana Jones and the Barium Enema Prep
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2024 07:41 PM (gbOdA) 35
I never tire of seeing the pets getting adopted.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2024 07:42 PM (mH6SG) 36
NEW - Zuckerberg's Meta fed its artificial intelligence models on almost everything you've posted publicly since 2007.
==== Pantsless AI. Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 07:28 PM (CEzQx) A mastery of dick and fart jokes will only get it so far. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at September 13, 2024 07:43 PM (pIfcn) 37
"The Haitians are coming! The Haitians are coming!" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara Everybody to get from street! Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2024 07:43 PM (63Dwl) 38
At this time, it remains unclear how the part separated from the plane.
Proper maintenance takes a back seat to the mandatory drag shows? Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2024 07:44 PM (mH6SG) 39
We interrupt this Cafe thread with an important Sunday Morning Book Thread Update...
I'm finally at page 999 of this 1200+ page doorstopper of a novel...Should finish it tomorrow sometime in between grading papers. Now back to your usual Friday Night Cafe shenanigans... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2024 07:45 PM (BpYfr) 40
"Zuckerberg's Meta fed its artificial intelligence models on almost everything you've posted publicly since 2007."
Now it's artificially dumb. Posted by: fd at September 13, 2024 07:45 PM (vFG9F) 41
Gotta go pick up the dog from the vet. He put on 20 lbs in the past year...
That's almost a whole corgi. Posted by: Oddbob at September 13, 2024 07:46 PM (/y8xj) 42
Currently Military officials are currently investigating an incident in Hanahan, South Carolina, after a rear tail cone from a Boeing C-17 Globemaster III aircraft fell from the sky and landed in the parking lot of Divine Redeemer School.
- BOING! Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Men say they prefer this, women say no you are wrong at September 13, 2024 07:46 PM (LKNus) 43
Mr Kittlez ain't no bitch and that's for damn sure
youtu.be/drxPY29BAX0 Posted by: gKWVE at September 13, 2024 07:47 PM (gKWVE) 44
wait wut
Kamala: "My approach is about new ideas, new policies that are directed at the current moment and my focus is very much about what we need to do over the next 10-20 years to catch up to the 21st century around, again, capacity, but also challenges." Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2024 07:47 PM (gbOdA) 45
Officials stated they are aware that the tail cone detached from a military aircraft during flight and have launched a thorough investigation to determine the cause of the incident. At this time, it remains unclear how the part separated from the plane.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 07:39 PM (CEzQx) AIRMAN SCHUCKATELLI!!!!!! Posted by: Staf Sgt. Chen at September 13, 2024 07:47 PM (xaFKb) 46
also need to put my new socks on
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 07:47 PM (LKNus) 47
Perfessor, have you ever estimated your total pages read count?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 07:47 PM (I1GXe) 48
4 Well that's certainly an 'oopppss.'
The tail cone of a C-17A Globemaster III departed in flight and fell onto the grounds of Divine Redeemer School in Hanahan, SC. No one was injured and the plane landed safely at Charleston AFB. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 13, 2024 07:26 PM (fGHUn) Righty Tighty Lefty Loosey Posted by: javems at September 13, 2024 07:48 PM (8I4hW) 49
My favorite music video with Trump saying that they're eating the cats and dogs is stiil the one in the meme thread several threads below.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2024 07:48 PM (dTTBf) 50
Kamala: "My approach is about new ideas, new policies that are directed at the current moment and my focus is very much about what we need to do over the next 10-20 years to catch up to the 21st century around, again, capacity, but also challenges."
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2024 07:47 PM (gbOdA) To paraphrase... we have to make major changes because what has been done the last few years clearly is not working! Posted by: Romeo13 at September 13, 2024 07:48 PM (xaFKb) 51
Kamala: "My approach is about new ideas, new policies that are directed at the current moment and my focus is very much about what we need to do over the next 10-20 years to catch up to the 21st century around, again, capacity, but also challenges."
- The same lady that was on point and bringing up throwaway minutiae from 10 minutes earlier verbatim during the debate. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 07:48 PM (LKNus) 52
33 How does one know the top of that volcano won't blow off?
Not to worry. There are always lots of signs months in advance - plenty of time to evacu.... Posted by: The good people of Krakatoa at September 13, 2024 07:40 PM (xCA6C) Nah, you just find someone to sacrifice... Posted by: Joe, lookin at the Volcano at September 13, 2024 07:50 PM (xaFKb) 53
Cynics will say this is CGI.
Cameraman is smart. He'd rather not know if a car is coming straight for him. Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2024 07:50 PM (3l0s/) 54
How does one know the top of that volcano won't blow off?
Not to worry. There are always lots of signs months in advance - plenty of time to evacu.... Posted by: The good people of Krakatoa at September 13, 2024 07:40 PM (xCA6C) Nah, you just find someone to sacrifice... Very interesting...as a luggage problem. Posted by: Archimedes at September 13, 2024 07:51 PM (xCA6C) 55
29
and the area has been secured as a precaution. -- Why? Is the plane still up there so they worry other pieces may fall off? /sarc Captain to passengers, after 3rd engine fails: "We'll make it with the remaining engine but we'll be an hour late." Passenger: "At this rate, if that last engine fails we'll be here all night." Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, solo la coda at September 13, 2024 07:52 PM (qfLjt) 56
Kumala was "jacked in" like some character in 'The Matrix"
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 07:52 PM (I1GXe) 57
I don't recommend this one to anyone who may or may not be involved in ministry
youtu.be/h3MPWeGiPxg Posted by: gKWVE at September 13, 2024 07:52 PM (gKWVE) 58
Eat those cats!!!
Posted by: Tay Tay at September 13, 2024 07:52 PM (mH6SG) 59
The same lady that was on point and bringing up throwaway minutiae from 10 minutes earlier verbatim during the debate.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 07:48 PM (LKNus) Verrry Interesting, as Artie Johnson once said. Posted by: Sassy Fred at September 13, 2024 07:52 PM (RMjVS) 60
We're test-marketing a product line extension in Springfield, OH. So far, the early results are promising for Cat Helper.
Posted by: Betty Crocker at September 13, 2024 07:52 PM (Aqu9a) 61
40 "Zuckerberg's Meta fed its artificial intelligence models on almost everything you've posted publicly since 2007."
Now it's artificially dumb. Posted by: fd at September 13, 2024 07:45 PM (vFG9F) The internet is filled with bad information, sometimes purposely for a lot of different reasons, including humor (often undeclared as such). I don't see how you could feed an AI that indiscriminately and get anything that is not retarded. Posted by: but what do I know at September 13, 2024 07:52 PM (QzM4s) 62
Perfessor, have you ever estimated your total pages read count?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 07:47 PM (I1GXe) --- Don't need to estimate. I keep a running tally in a spreadsheet... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2024 07:53 PM (BpYfr) 63
Kamala: "My approach is about new ideas, new policies that are directed at the current moment and my focus is very much about what we need to do over the next 10-20 years to catch up to the 21st century around, again, capacity, but also challenges."
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2024 07:47 PM (gbOdA) --- Freshly stolen from the Trump campaign daily! Posted by: Pennsylvania Dem Machine at September 13, 2024 07:53 PM (krQz2) 64
34 Indiana Jones and the Barium Enema Prep
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2024 07:41 PM (gbOdA) ---- Is this part of the volcano story? Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, solo un clistiere at September 13, 2024 07:53 PM (qfLjt) 65
Kamala: "I feel very strongly that it is consistent with the second amendment and your right to own a gun to say that we need an assault weapons ban."
we will kill you for your guns Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2024 07:54 PM (gbOdA) 66
At this time, it remains unclear how the part separated from the plane.
Why is everyone looking at us?! Posted by: Boeing at September 13, 2024 07:54 PM (3l0s/) 67
Perfessor, 50 million?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 07:54 PM (I1GXe) 68
Bahahahahaha!
Now, to be fair we can neither confirm nor deny these claims but if this is at all true, this would mean Team Kamala is not only busing people in but paying the same people to attend her rallies over and over again. ~90% have been to 3+ rallies. 54% were even at Arizona and Nevada rallies. https://tinyurl.com/3jx4eebp Posted by: Archimedes at September 13, 2024 07:54 PM (xCA6C) 69
Is this part of the volcano story?
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, solo un clistiere at September 13, 2024 07:53 PM (qfLjt) Now I don't know, I don't know I don't know where I'm a-gonna go when the volcano blows Let me say now I don't know, I don't know I don't know where I'm a-gonna go when the volcano blows Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2024 07:55 PM (gbOdA) 70
Now THAT'S interesting:
"Its a four hour drive from Atlanta to Charlotte. In order for those bus drivers to be under their 10 hours of DOT Hours of Service limitation, Harris had to cut her talk to only 25 minutes so they could get back on the road back to Atlanta." Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 07:56 PM (LKNus) 71
I watched "They're eating the cats" Trump and musician video three times today-once with my husband and son and they laughed. Here it is for those that didn't see it:
https://tinyurl.com/ykwcexez And no, I really don't think eating pets is funny, but the video is. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2024 07:56 PM (dTTBf) 72
I'm beginning to think 'Generals' in peace-time are a mistake:
@samosaur Let’s take a look at how the army’s flag officer community is doing. MG Davis, the current USAREC commander in charge of recruiting, just got selected for his 3rd star. This, despite USAREC investing $11m in Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson for a failed recruiting campaign that achieved a net loss of 38 recruits (don’t ask me how that’s possible) and a multi state ASVAB cheating scandal that was swept under the rug by TRADOC. Nevermind that USAREC is barely on course to meet mission this year (a mission they reduced by 10,000 new recruits) while failing mission multiple years in a row the past several years. They already promoted Vereen to LTG (previous USAREC CG who oversaw first recruiting failures in our all volunteer force history), so why not promote another failed USAREC general officer? Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 13, 2024 07:56 PM (IG4Id) 73
I'm finally at page 999 of this 1200+ page doorstopper of a novel...Should finish it tomorrow sometime in between grading papers.
Now back to your usual Friday Night Cafe shenanigans... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2024 07:45 PM (BpYfr) The 1982 Manhattan telephone book was a show stopper back in the day. Did you get the second volume "Yellow Pages"? Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2024 07:56 PM (D7oie) 74
That puppy had a whole happy body!
Posted by: Piper at September 13, 2024 07:56 PM (p4NUW) 75
Is this part of the volcano story?
I have no response to that. However, nice JB reference in #69. Posted by: Archimedes at September 13, 2024 07:57 PM (xCA6C) 76
🚨#BREAKING: Military officials are investigating after a rear tail cone from a Boeing C-17 military aircraft fell from the sky and landed in a a school parking lot
--- Brought to you by Boeing DIE. Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2024 07:58 PM (krQz2) 77
The cat cat cat cat cat and cat does not have much cat in it.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2024 07:58 PM (gbOdA) 78
I am just wondering when someone is going to ask why Kamala wants to turn the page on her own administration.
Posted by: Piper at September 13, 2024 07:58 PM (p4NUW) 79
53 Cynics will say this is CGI.
Cameraman is smart. He'd rather not know if a car is coming straight for him. Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2024 07:50 PM (3l0s/) Charles Bronson's F250 in Mister Majestyk. Posted by: Eromero at September 13, 2024 07:58 PM (LHPAg) 80
The drunk driver who killed the Gaudreau brothers had a 0.087 blood alcohol level count.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 07:58 PM (CEzQx) 81
Perfessor, 50 million?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 07:54 PM (I1GXe) --- Heh. Not even remotely close. Off by a factor of a thousand or so in any given year... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2024 07:59 PM (BpYfr) 82
The cat cat cat cat cat and cat does not have much cat in it.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2024 07:58 PM (gbOdA) --- Needs more spam. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2024 07:59 PM (BpYfr) 83
57 I don't recommend this one to anyone who may or may not be involved in ministry
youtu.be/h3MPWeGiPxg Posted by: gKWVE at September 13, 2024 07:52 PM (gKWVE) Says it's an unreleased song from an Alf movie that never was. Yikes. That screenplay must have been something else. Posted by: and not something good at September 13, 2024 07:59 PM (QzM4s) 84
Piper that would be racimisogibigoted.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 08:00 PM (I1GXe) 85
84 Piper that would be racimisogibigoted.
Posted by: Ben Had at September How long is the time out for that infraction? Posted by: Piper at September 13, 2024 08:01 PM (pZEOD) 86
Duck, Duck, Goose!
Posted by: The Springfield Haitian Diet at September 13, 2024 08:02 PM (krQz2) 87
Someone might've posted it already, but it's worth a re-post if so and if not it's worth a watch. Nicole Shanahan (RKF Jrs running mate) posted a long ad that mimics a nature documentary:
"Who really are the MAGA People?" https://tinyurl.com/22x3to9h Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 08:02 PM (LKNus) 88
I don't recommend this one to anyone who may or may not be involved in ministry
youtu.be/h3MPWeGiPxg Posted by: gKWVE at September 13, 2024 07:52 PM (gKWVE) You are probably right, that certainly would get on the wrong side of anyone who likes "goth industrial" I just realized Ministry is still crapping out albums, and they are still playing Everyday is Halloween Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2024 08:03 PM (D7oie) 89
Kumala is going to timed out of a political career very soon
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 08:03 PM (I1GXe) 90
Kamala: "My approach is about new ideas, new policies that are directed at the current moment and my focus is very much about what we need to do over the next 10-20 years to catch up to the 21st century around, again, capacity, but also challenges."
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2024 07:47 PM (gbOdA) _______________ Translation: "We know Democrat policies suck donkey balls, and we're going to rectify that, unless in the process we eff it up even worse, which our track record would suggest." Shorter version: "Blah blah, blah blah, and in conclusion, blah blah." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2024 08:04 PM (YqDXo) 91
Ben Had - Mike Cernovich seems to think that a scandal is looming for Tim Walz that might get him torricelli'd off the ticket.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 13, 2024 08:05 PM (gKWVE) 92
never tire of seeing the pets getting adopted by Haitians.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 13, 2024 08:05 PM (uTs0B) 93
Kamala: "My approach is about new ideas, new policies that are directed at the current moment and my focus is very much about what we need to do over the next 10-20 years to catch up to the 21st century around, again, capacity, but also challenges."
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2024 07:47 PM (gbOdA) _______________ Would she care to share these new ideas, new policies? Didn't think so. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2024 08:05 PM (YqDXo) 94
The 1982 Manhattan telephone book was a show stopper back in the day. Did you get the second volume "Yellow Pages"? Posted by: Kindltot John Houseman reads the telephone book: https://youtu.be/S_LA4gJeCio Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2024 08:05 PM (63Dwl) 95
Ben Had - Mike Cernovich seems to think that a scandal is looming for Tim Walz that might get him torricelli'd off the ticket. Posted by: gKWVE Haven't we heard this before before? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2024 08:06 PM (63Dwl) 96
Penguins are shunned by even the hungriest Haitians as the "Bad Jujubird" and are feared for their beady evil eyes, which are said to curse the recipient of their gaze with a mephitic wave of noxious emanations sometimes compared to anchovy scented Lume deodorant after 73 hours.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 13, 2024 08:07 PM (vFG9F) 97
91 Ben Had - Mike Cernovich seems to think that a scandal is looming for Tim Walz that might get him torricelli'd off the ticket.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 13, 2024 08:05 PM (gKWVE) Been seeing this teased for two days now. Is anyone going to cough it up soon? Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 13, 2024 08:07 PM (OX9vb) 98
gKWVL, I saw that but many times those things never come to fruition. My money is on Vance destroying him
Hope you are well Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 08:08 PM (I1GXe) 99
>>Kamala: "My approach is about new ideas, new policies that are directed at the current moment and my focus is very much about what we need to do over the next 10-20 years to catch up to the 21st century around, again, capacity, but also challenges."
A lotta words to say absolutely nothing. I wonder if any reporter will get around to asking her position on unimportant things like allowing Ukraine to use long range missiles against Russia setting of WWIII? Seems kind of important. Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2024 08:09 PM (LkLld) 100
Needs more spam.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2024 07:59 PM (BpYfr) and beans Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2024 08:09 PM (gbOdA) 101
Here's the blues version on the dawgs
youtu.be/dKkr_BPh8so Posted by: gKWVE at September 13, 2024 08:09 PM (gKWVE) 102
86 Duck, Duck, Goose!
Posted by: The Springfield Haitian Diet at September 13, 2024 08:02 PM (krQz2) tff Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2024 08:10 PM (gbOdA) 103
Been seeing this teased for two days now. Is anyone going to cough it up soon?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! Wouldn't it be apropos if a Haitian coughed up a fur ball? Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2024 08:10 PM (WXNFJ) 104
If lying for years about overseas wartime deployment did not derail Walz, what could?
Children in the crawlspace is about all that could do so in today's America. Posted by: is his middle name wayne? at September 13, 2024 08:10 PM (QzM4s) 105
fuckin' AI, man.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 13, 2024 08:10 PM (gKWVE) 106
Kumala is going to timed out of a political career very soon
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 08:03 PM (I1GXe) __________________ She's about to hit the political wall. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2024 08:10 PM (YqDXo) 107
Looks like a magnificent Friesian horse up top.
So beautiful! Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 13, 2024 08:11 PM (Rbu5d) 108
If lying for years about overseas wartime deployment did not derail Walz, what could?
- Child abuse is okay, so I assume it's something to do with animals. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 08:12 PM (LKNus) 109
Been seeing this teased for two days now. Is anyone going to cough it up soon?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 13, 2024 08:07 PM (OX9vb) ________________ Too soon, if it exists. Spring it when it will do the most damage. For example, the day of the VP debate. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2024 08:12 PM (YqDXo) 110
Someone might've posted it already, but it's worth a re-post if so and if not it's worth a watch. Nicole Shanahan (RKF Jrs running mate) posted a long ad that mimics a nature documentary:
"Who really are the MAGA People?" https://tinyurl.com/22x3to9h Wow, that was just outstanding. And to think, she's not a campaign professional like the ones all the pols use. Why, it's almost as if they're nothing but talentless hacks. Posted by: Archimedes at September 13, 2024 08:12 PM (xCA6C) 111
Ben Had - Mike Cernovich seems to think that a scandal is looming for Tim Walz that might get him torricelli'd off the ticket.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 13, 2024 08:05 PM (gKWVE) Is it going to be bigger than that time a salesman in Texas gave Pat Nixon a puppy named "Checkers"? Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2024 08:12 PM (D7oie) 112
Needs more spam.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam Wonderful spam!!!! Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2024 08:12 PM (WXNFJ) 113
Just read about the rape crises center that JK Rowling provided a lot of finding for with the understanding it only employ women. That didn’t happen- the ceo was a man who decided he was a woman. When some of the women wanted female only spaces, he told them they need to “reframe their trauma”. He also let a sex abuser in who decided he was a woman, too.
The ceo quit just now but some of the staff are upset at this. I just can’t understand people who are this affected by cultural insanity. It’s…….insane. Posted by: Piper at September 13, 2024 08:13 PM (pZEOD) 114
I'm finally at page 999 of this 1200+ page doorstopper of a novel...Should finish it tomorrow sometime in between grading papers.
Now back to your usual Friday Night Cafe shenanigans... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2024 07:45 PM You're following protocol, and have had pants on at all times, correct? Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2024 08:13 PM (a3Q+t) 115
Kamala: "My approach is about new ideas, new policies that are directed at the current moment and my focus is very much about what we need to do over the next 10-20 years to catch up to the 21st century around, again, capacity, but also challenges."
__________________ I love vapid banalities. This from a woman who's never had an original thought in her life. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2024 08:14 PM (YqDXo) 116
If lying for years about overseas wartime deployment did not derail Walz, what could?
- Child abuse is okay, so I assume it's something to do with animals. Posted by: Boron Cobbie Wok'ing the dog?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices 117
If Walz is going to depart from the ticket I would like to see Vance annihilate him in a debate first , but maybe the moderators will give the answers to Walz as well as Kamala.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2024 08:14 PM (dTTBf) 118
That whole stichk about walz and the "dad" thing just might not work out so well.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 08:15 PM (I1GXe) 119
"Child abuse is okay, so I assume it's something to do with animals.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie" Choking a chicken in the park. Posted by: fd at September 13, 2024 08:15 PM (vFG9F) 120
Sorry, "Benny" does not look handsome. That groomer gave him a terribly uneven shave, and his ears look all retarded.
I'd be mad, too, if mom made me get a stupid haircut like that.. In fact, my mom DID make me get stupid haircuts like that, but not shaved, of course. Just bad bangs that scooped up on the sides and a "pixie" haircut with no shape. But we couldn't complain, because the "hairdresser" was mom's eldest sister, who brooked no complaints. Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 13, 2024 08:15 PM (Rbu5d) 121
posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2024 08:14 PM (YqDXo)
I don't even think it reaches to the level of banalities it's so incomprehensible. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2024 08:16 PM (dTTBf) 122
Is it going to be bigger than that time a salesman in Texas gave Pat Nixon a puppy named "Checkers"?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2024 08:12 PM (D7oie) __________________ Puppygate! I'm one of the few people you could bribe with a puppy. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2024 08:16 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 13, 2024 08:18 PM (JRP2U) 124
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 13, 2024 08:15 PM (Rbu5d)
Yeah, anyone who says they are a pets 'Mommy' is right out of my dating pool. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 13, 2024 08:18 PM (xaFKb) Posted by: Haitian immigrant, Springfield OH at September 13, 2024 08:19 PM (V13WU) 126
I don't even think it reaches to the level of banalities it's so incomprehensible.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2024 08:16 PM (dTTBf) ________________ It's just vaporware. She has no "new ideas." Or any ideas, unless you count suggesting a new position with Willie Brown. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2024 08:19 PM (YqDXo) 127
Kumala is going to timed out of a political career very soon
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 08:03 PM WLNSSEODQY. Posted by: Winston Wolfe at September 13, 2024 08:19 PM (a3Q+t) 128
117 If Walz is going to depart from the ticket I would like to see Vance annihilate him in a debate first , but maybe the moderators will give the answers to Walz as well as Kamala.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2024 08:14 PM (dTTBf) If Walz leaves the ticket, how the hell does that affect elections? as the Ballots are even now being printed? Posted by: Romeo13 at September 13, 2024 08:20 PM (xaFKb) 129
That whole stichk about walz and the "dad" thing just might not work out so well.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 08:15 PM (I1GXe) _______________ Walz pumping away: "Who's your daddy, kid?" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2024 08:21 PM (YqDXo) 130
If Checkers ended up with monkeypox, then yes.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 08:21 PM (CEzQx) 131
Choking a chicken in the park.
Posted by: fd at September 13, 2024 08:15 PM (vFG9F) such a perfect day Posted by: gKWVE at September 13, 2024 08:21 PM (gKWVE) 132
If Walz leaves the ticket, how the hell does that affect elections? as the Ballots are even now being printed?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 13, 2024 08:20 PM (xaFKb) I guess she runs without one and ask Congress to approve the new one afterwards. Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2024 08:21 PM (D7oie) 133
Removing Walz would be so perfect. No more pretending. Just do whatever they want, there are no rules and voting doesn't matter.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 08:21 PM (LKNus) 134
Deplorable Jay. You get it!
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 08:21 PM (I1GXe) 135
125 I'm one of the few people you could bribe with a puppy.
== same! Posted by: Haitian immigrant, Springfield OH at September 13, 2024 08:19 PM (V13WU) _______________ Yeah, except I'd love him, not eat him. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2024 08:22 PM (YqDXo) 136
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 13, 2024 08:20 PM (xaFKb)
I don't know the answer, but shenanigans have already been played in the nomination/non nomination process, so I'm sure perfidious Dems could come up with something. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2024 08:22 PM (dTTBf) 137
80 The drunk driver who killed the Gaudreau brothers had a 0.087 blood alcohol level count.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 07:58 PM (CEzQx) ---- Cause of ex-NHL enforcer Stephen Peat's tragic death revealed https://mol.im/a/13847465 Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, solo un clistiere caldo at September 13, 2024 08:23 PM (qfLjt) 138
Just more confirmation that while pundits might think Harris won the debate voters do not.
@EricLDaugh 🚨 BREAKING: Another post-debate poll finds a steady Trump lead in NORTH CAROLINA 🔴 Trump: 48.4% (+2.4) 🔵 Harris: 46% Trafalgar | Sept. 11-12 | N=1,094LV Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2024 08:23 PM (LkLld) 139
Removing Walz would be so perfect. No more pretending. Just do whatever they want, there are no rules and voting doesn't matter.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 08:21 PM (LKNus) I made a joke several months ago about the ticket being "Harris and another person to be named at a later date" Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2024 08:23 PM (D7oie) 140
Anyone here planning to see Am I Racist?
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at September 13, 2024 08:23 PM (Ps41Y) 141
I just want to point out that Walz sort of disappeared recently. Have you seen him doing any interviews, rallies? Anything ?
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2024 08:24 PM (V13WU) Posted by: fd at September 13, 2024 08:24 PM (vFG9F) 143
You're following protocol, and have had pants on at all times, correct?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2024 08:13 PM (a3Q+t) -- I plead the Fifth... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2024 08:24 PM (BpYfr) 144
Penguins are shunned by even the hungriest Haitians as the "Bad Jujubird" and are feared for their beady evil eyes, which are said to curse the recipient of their gaze with a mephitic wave of noxious emanations sometimes compared to anchovy scented Lume deodorant after 73 hours.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 13, 2024 08:07 PM This level of hard-hitting investigative journalism is extremely difficult to find elsewhere, and is much appreciated! Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2024 08:25 PM (a3Q+t) 145
The enemy is afoot… i mean, -apaw….
https://redstate.com/wardclark/2024/09/13/ mother-and-child-attacked-by-otter -wildlife-officials-otterly-amazed-n2179301 Posted by: Justin Pinochet Castreau at September 13, 2024 08:25 PM (l5yVc) 146
See, new ideas are ideas that are new, we need to stop using old ideas and start with new ideas.
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2024 08:25 PM (fwDg9) 147
Where's Walzdo?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 08:25 PM (I1GXe) Posted by: Rhett at September 13, 2024 08:25 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2024 08:26 PM (dTTBf) 150
I just want to point out that Walz sort of disappeared recently. Have you seen him doing any interviews, rallies? Anything ?
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2024 08:24 PM (V13WU) --- "Tim who?" Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2024 08:26 PM (BpYfr) 151
Child abuse is okay, so I assume it's something to do with animals.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie Wok'ing the dog? Posted by: rickb223 Didn't stop Choom boy. Posted by: JQ at September 13, 2024 08:26 PM (njWTi) 152
Yeah, except I'd love him, not eat him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 13, 2024 08:22 PM Not me. Posted by: Barry Soetoro at September 13, 2024 08:26 PM (a3Q+t) 153
Just find another guy named Tim Walz.
Posted by: fd at September 13, 2024 08:24 PM (vFG9F) That's very funny, but I wouldn't put it past them. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2024 08:26 PM (dTTBf) 154
Child abuse is okay, so I assume it's something to do with animals.
- Wok'ing the dog? Posted by: rickb223 - Didn't stop Choom boy. Posted by: JQ - No, not that kind of abuse. Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 13, 2024 08:27 PM (LKNus) Posted by: JQ at September 13, 2024 08:27 PM (njWTi) 156
Penguins are shunned by even the hungriest Haitians as the "Bad Jujubird" and are feared for their beady evil eyes, which are said to curse the recipient of their gaze with a mephitic wave of noxious emanations sometimes compared to anchovy scented Lume deodorant after 73 hours.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 13, 2024 08:07 PM This level of hard-hitting investigative journalism is extremely difficult to find elsewhere, and is much appreciated! Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2024 08:25 PM (a3Q+t) ---- We called the city zookeeper who denies everything. Posted by: ABC Debate Moderators at September 13, 2024 08:27 PM (BpYfr) 157
'Saturday in the park, I think I saw supper waddle by....'
Posted by: Eromero at September 13, 2024 08:28 PM (LHPAg) 158
>>I don't know the answer, but shenanigans have already been played in the nomination/non nomination process, so I'm sure perfidious Dems could come up with something.
I assume Democrats would break the rules and try and appoint someone new, the bigger question is who would take the job? She's sinking right now. Trump is unlikely to give her another debate and her rallies are horrible and she needs to bus in paid "supporters". It's not going to be Newsom or Whitmer, Shapiro is still Jewish so that's a no go. Walz is a prancersizing moron and he was the best she could do last time. Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2024 08:28 PM (LkLld) Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at September 13, 2024 08:29 PM (Ps41Y) 160
124...Yeah, anyone who says they are a pets 'Mommy' is right out of my dating pool.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 13, 2024 08:18 PM (xaFKb) Smart man. Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 13, 2024 08:29 PM (Rbu5d) 161
96
compared to anchovy scented Lume deodorant after 73 hours. Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 13, 2024 08:07 PM (vFG9F) ---- Awfully specific? Suggestive of experience? /s Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, solo un clistiere caldissimo at September 13, 2024 08:29 PM (qfLjt) 162
sometimes compared to anchovy scented Lume deodorant after 73 hours.
- I saw a few of those commercials and competitors' commercials this week. It's interesting how they're promoting a stereotype. There aren't overly attractive women in the advertisements. It's chubby, below-average types. Because they stink. Pretty women don't. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 08:29 PM (LKNus) Posted by: Josh Shapiro at September 13, 2024 08:29 PM (V13WU) 164
"Tim who?" Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel __________ The Two-Fisted Fightin' Sergeant of Easy Company! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2024 08:30 PM (As444) Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2024 08:31 PM (mH6SG) 166
Where's Walzdo?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 08:25 PM (I1GXe) --- I think you misspelled Walzdough. Posted by: The Springfield Haitian Diet at September 13, 2024 08:31 PM (krQz2) 167
Where's Walzdo?
Restocking the tampon dispensers. Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2024 08:31 PM (mH6SG) --- Just in the boys' room. Posted by: The Springfield Haitian Diet at September 13, 2024 08:32 PM (krQz2) 168
The guy that does the cat song does some nice stuff. You might like this:
https://tinyurl.com/y8aftksb Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 13, 2024 08:32 PM (MpVUb) 169
Werner always awaits the Cafe thread with eager anticipation, and upon its arrival, he peruses it with his animal de compagnie, Commander Star Sprinkles. The squadron of ducks and geese making their way with haste was particularly amusing, as it reminds one of the Scholomance, the school operated in the depths of the Carpathian Mountains by the Devil himself. Those who attended learned much of the infernal use of enchantments, at a price - at the end of instruction, all the newly minted sorcerers had to flee with all their might, as the last remaining would be seized by Old Nick, from whence comes the phrase "Devil take the hindmost." Ja, I know, this is much merriment.
It now occurs to Werner the current events in which ghouls have preyed upon innocent kitties and doggies echo a moment in the mid 80s, at which time I took part in the theatrics of the WWF (Werner refuses to call it WWE - that is anathema) and found myself stuck in a lay-over in Oslo, while in transit to Wrestlemania with staunch friend, ally, and tag-team partner Rowdy Roddy Piper. Boredom haunted us like a Peking Duck haunts Michael Moore, and diversion seemed elusive. Then ...wait, another post. Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 13, 2024 08:33 PM (tmPIh) 170
"When a Haitian chokes the chicken, it doesn't necessarily mean what you may be thinking".
Is this racyss? (asking for a friend) Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la gallina e morta at September 13, 2024 08:34 PM (qfLjt) 171
in the alternate universes, exist 22 faces of 'come as you are'
this is the only good one youtu.be/bdazIpDDrO8 Posted by: gKWVE at September 13, 2024 08:35 PM (gKWVE) 172
117 If Walz is going to depart from the ticket I would like to see Vance annihilate him in a debate first , but maybe the moderators will give the answers to Walz as well as Kamala.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September We already gave the Dems a do over. I don’t want them to have another. I think Vance has the delivery and style points down, he is a better speaker than Trump is (and not everyone is a natural speaker), so I am excited about seeing this debate, too. Posted by: Piper at September 13, 2024 08:35 PM (pZEOD) 173
Karmella having to bus in seat warmers to Charlotte, NC, in Mecklenburg County
population 1M, 51% white, 20% (R), and 42% male is mind blowing. Numbers: https://vote.mecknc.gov/ Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 08:36 PM (LKNus) 174
The Two-Fisted Fightin' Sergeant of Easy Company!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2024 08:30 PM (As444) ISWYDT. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2024 08:36 PM (/VBJ9) 175
So, I'm working and an idea comes into my head: horrifying/cringeworthy songs (both blatant and subtle.)
DOA by Bloodrock You Girl Get out of My Mind There was also one with a guy who smacked his girl and is demanding to be let in (with pounding on the door sound effects.) Ideas? Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 13, 2024 08:37 PM (cVI8s) 176
Shanahan's "The Maga People" is brilliant.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 13, 2024 08:37 PM (Rbu5d) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2024 08:37 PM (BkEzK) 178
Guten Abend
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 13, 2024 08:37 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2024 08:38 PM (Wnv9h) 180
I feel like I need to start saving Penguin Facts and Werner posts, compliments them and publishing a book.
Posted by: Piper at September 13, 2024 08:38 PM (pZEOD) 181
alexandriabrown @alexthechick Sep 10
So help me if all of the Springfield OH stuff results in the repeal of the Federal Migratory Bird Treaty Act I will laugh myself sick. Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 08:38 PM (CEzQx) 182
Here I thought I was the only one watching Kiffness
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2024 08:38 PM (fwDg9) 183
Oh and that one 'Get out of the Car.' Where the guy is threatening to leave the girl by the side of the road if she does not give him some action.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 13, 2024 08:38 PM (cVI8s) 184
Just in the boys' room.
We do our best to add some levity to this clusterf*ck but it's difficult. Everything has turned upside down and sideways. I'll be long gone but I pray we survive this madness. Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2024 08:39 PM (mH6SG) 185
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 13, 2024 08:32 PM (MpVUb)
Thanks, Notsothoreau. I did like it, and I think the main musician, the cat guy, is cute. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2024 08:39 PM (dTTBf) 186
Oh and that one 'Get out of the Car.' Where the guy is threatening to leave the girl by the side of the road if she does not give him some action.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone - She expects him to pay for the date, but he shouldn't expect her to be a virgin. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 08:39 PM (LKNus) 187
175 So, I'm working and an idea comes into my head: horrifying/cringeworthy songs (both blatant and subtle.)
DOA by Bloodrock You Girl Get out of My Mind There was also one with a guy who smacked his girl and is demanding to be let in (with pounding on the door sound effects.) Ideas? Posted by: Aetius451AD work Deadman’s Curve Posted by: Piper at September 13, 2024 08:40 PM (pZEOD) 188
SanFranpsycho, did you see that Ben Gvir is having employers of illegals in Israel arrested and fined.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 08:40 PM (I1GXe) 189
hope you have a great weekend, Ace!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 13, 2024 08:41 PM (UWgy2) 190
Leader of the Pack as well. There was a lot of teen death shut. Kind of reached it's apotheosis with DOA, I think.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 13, 2024 08:41 PM (cVI8s) 191
175 So, I'm working and an idea comes into my head: horrifying/cringeworthy songs (both blatant and subtle.)
Morrissey, "Lifeguard Sleeping" Posted by: gKWVE at September 13, 2024 08:41 PM (gKWVE) 192
Regarding the previous threads, I didn't know what Havana Syndrome was, but if I had to guess, if it's real it's ours, not Russia's.
As for lefties being more sane than many who still claim the "conservative" mantle, whatever that is, it's worth noting, Russell Brand is probably more accurately to be described as a former lefty. He's undergone quite a conversion, and it's probably more accurate to call him non-partisan than to assign him to either side. Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2024 08:41 PM (pUiNX) 193
Restocking the tampon dispensers.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2024 08:31 PM (mH6SG) --- Just in the boys' room. Posted by: The Springfield Haitian Diet at September 13, 2024 08:32 PM (krQz2) --- Hey! We're smoking in here! Posted by: Mötley Crüe at September 13, 2024 08:41 PM (BpYfr) 194
Jesse Watters showed some clips from her local TV interview today.
She really choked. You could see the wheels turning. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 13, 2024 08:42 PM (RIvkX) 195
I should call it a night
Hope you all have a great evening Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2024 08:42 PM (fwDg9) 196
DOA by Bloodrock
You Girl Get out of My Mind There was also one with a guy who smacked his girl and is demanding to be let in (with pounding on the door sound effects.) Ideas? Posted by: Aetius451AD work Deadman’s Curve Posted by: Piper at September 13, 2024 08:40 PM Leader of the Pack Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2024 08:42 PM (Wnv9h) 197
DOA by Bloodrock
Wow, that's a blast from the past. Gotta be in the top 5 of all-time most depressing songs. Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2024 08:42 PM (mH6SG) 198
"Officials stated they are aware that the tail cone detached from a military aircraft during flight and have launched a thorough investigation to determine the cause of the incident. At this time, it remains unclear how the part separated from the plane."
obviously they thought it was a turkey, and that it could fly. Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 13, 2024 08:42 PM (UWgy2) Posted by: Piper at September 13, 2024 08:43 PM (pZEOD) 200
Night Skip.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 13, 2024 08:43 PM (cVI8s) 201
SanFranpsycho, did you see that Ben Gvir is having employers of illegals in Israel arrested and fined.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 08:40 PM (I1GXe) ==== At least someone's serious about security. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 13, 2024 08:43 PM (RIvkX) 202
If you look to the horse's mane you will see that the raven's message has been authenticated and green-lighted for dawn.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 13, 2024 08:43 PM (nDTFN) 203
g'night Skip!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 13, 2024 08:43 PM (UWgy2) Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 08:43 PM (LKNus) 205
Posted by: Piper at September 13, 2024 08:43 PM (pZEOD)
Pretty much all the Spiral qualifies (except the last song) Posted by: gKWVE at September 13, 2024 08:44 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Brownsville Station at September 13, 2024 08:44 PM (mH6SG) 207
1 Is that an AI-generated pic up there?
Posted by: Don Black at September 13, 2024 07:22 PM (/7KEl) ---------- If it was there would be boobs. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2024 08:45 PM (WBQfF) 208
Oh, a newer one: Unhealthy Obsession. Catchy tune, but it is about stalking.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 13, 2024 08:45 PM (cVI8s) 209
Last Kiss
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 13, 2024 08:45 PM (Aqu9a) 210
@ 181, LOL!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 13, 2024 08:45 PM (UWgy2) 211
The bimbo did a local TV interview in PA today and it is not anything that will turn it around for her - and she probably isn’t capable of anything that could. Vague word salads and stupid stuff like “I am gun owner!” in softball local media plus small rallies with SEIU cretins is likely all she has now.
A basement campaign in this context seems unlikely to work. Waiting for more signs of desperation. Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2024 08:46 PM (bAH4u) 212
I made a joke several months ago about the ticket being "Harris and another person to be named at a later date"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2024 08:23 PM (D7oie) --- Not until after the election! Posted by: Satan at September 13, 2024 08:46 PM (krQz2) 213
72 I'm beginning to think 'Generals' in peace-time are a mistake:
@samosaur Let’s take a look at how the army’s flag officer community is doing. MG Davis, the current USAREC commander in charge of recruiting, just got selected for his 3rd star. This, despite USAREC investing $11m in Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson for a failed recruiting campaign that achieved a net loss of 38 recruits (don’t ask me how that’s possible) and a multi state ASVAB cheating scandal that was swept under the rug by TRADOC. Nevermind that USAREC is barely on course to meet mission this year (a mission they reduced by 10,000 new recruits) while failing mission multiple years in a row the past several years. They already promoted Vereen to LTG (previous USAREC CG who oversaw first recruiting failures in our all volunteer force history), so why not promote another failed USAREC general officer? Posted by: weft cut-loop An ASVAB cheating scandal? I did not hear about that. LOL! None of this is a surprise though. Obama purged the military and this is the fruit of that labor. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 13, 2024 08:46 PM (wiltx) 214
If it was there would be boobs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2024 08:45 PM (WBQfF) A happy pair of gigantic knockers. Posted by: Benny Hill and Bob Ross' love child at September 13, 2024 08:46 PM (cVI8s) 215
Don’t Stand So Close to Me - Police
Posted by: Piper at September 13, 2024 08:46 PM (pZEOD) 216
A lot of Covid money went missing in Minnesota. $250 million is a lot of money.
>>A Republican-led US House committee sent a subpoena to Minnesota’s governor, Tim Walz, seeking documents and communications related to a vast fraud scheme conducted by a non-profit that used pandemic relief funds meant for feeding kids. https://tinyurl.com/bp9ffptt Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2024 08:46 PM (LkLld) 217
Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: The Haitians of Springfield at September 13, 2024 08:47 PM (WBQfF) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2024 08:48 PM (BkEzK) 219
Because they stink. Pretty women don't.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie Pretty women don't stink to you. Posted by: SFGoth at September 13, 2024 08:48 PM (KAi1n) 220
You would think that with all the money the Clinton Foundation took in for it, Haiti would be such a great place that nobody would want to leave.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2024 08:49 PM (WBQfF) 221
fuckin' AI, man.
Posted by: gKWVE at September 13, 2024 08:10 PM (gKWVE) A song by The Fugs? Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 13, 2024 08:18 PM (JRP2U) I guess I’m the only one who watched the credits for “Burn After Reading”. Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 13, 2024 08:49 PM (JRP2U) Posted by: SFGoth at September 13, 2024 08:50 PM (KAi1n) 223
I am waiting for a shitfaced Kamahaha to go all Howard Beale while waving a gun she swiped from her DEI SS detail with the "Hey look over there, it's Trump!"
Posted by: Accomack at September 13, 2024 08:50 PM (4qMiv) 224
If you look to the horse's mane you will see that the raven's message has been authenticated and green-lighted for dawn.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 13, 2024 08:43 PM (nDTFN) Time to be moving on to Vegas. Posted by: Randall Flagg at September 13, 2024 08:50 PM (Aqu9a) 225
Because they stink. Pretty women don't.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie Pretty women don't stink to you. Posted by: SFGoth - Yeah, that's the problem with that type of advertising. All women are pretty, but some women are prettier than others. And apparently the less attractive ones have rotting vaginas that need a specific deodorant to make it between showers. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 08:50 PM (LKNus) 226
Cringe songs?
Adam Carolla did a whole rant on Kenny Rogers' "Coward Of the County." Young man is instructed by his now dead father that he doesn't need to fight to be a man. Everyone calls him "coward of the county." Young man gets girl. The Statler brothers... I mean Gatlin brothers show up. Rape girl. Young man goes to bar, locks door, kicks ass on the Gatlin brothers. Young man remembers (after his girl is raped) that oh yeah, the old man said sometimes you DO have to fight to be a man. Figured that out a little too late to save Becky, dude. Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2024 08:51 PM (MoQx6) 227
There is no way Kamahaha would take this gig without being assured The Steal was all in for her.
I mean, she's not that stupid, is she? Posted by: Accomack at September 13, 2024 08:52 PM (4qMiv) 228
Define these terms for this contest.
Posted by: SFGoth at September 13, 2024 08:50 PM (KAi1n) Go by the examples provided. It would usually be something either that is blatantly horrifying, such as DOA. Or more subtly cringeworthy, like the wife beating song mentioned about. But not something funny, like Rodney Carrington's Dear Penis. Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 13, 2024 08:52 PM (cVI8s) 229
The new fiber internet service got installed today. Praying this brings Her Majesty's complaints to a close. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2024 08:53 PM (BkEzK) 230
Pretty woman, Walkin' down the street Pretty woman Why'd you have to wreak? Oh don't believe it It can't be true No one can smell as bad as you. Posted by: Roy Obrison at September 13, 2024 08:53 PM (krQz2) 231
Ja, then it was that Max von Sydow passed by us in the Oslo terminal. Max, I called, you looking for a re-match with the Grim Ripper, maybe best three out of five? He turned and favored us with the warmth he exuded when confronting Pazuzu. Vern (every freaking person does this), what up, Playa. I assured him that it was all good, flashing the gang sign of the Bloods. Roddy hit it off well with him immediately, as Max devoutly believed in the Hulkamania. Suddenly, however, Max's face went white, and for a Scandi, that is saying something. They are here too, he murmured , crossing himself. I left Sweden to escape their menace, yet the darlness has spread.
You trippin', blood, I inquired. He assured me that it was the rizzle dizzle. Rowdy Roddy questioned why we employed such vernacular, and I explained that it was a Teutonic thing. Max reached into his pocket and pulled out two sets of sunglases. What up, I demanded. Wear them, Homie, was the reply. Only then shall you see the Scandi cat eaters. I consented, but not Roddy. He and von Sydow engaged in an epic smackdown. When he finally donned the glasses, we saw the true faces of the Norwegians. To be continued... Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 13, 2024 08:53 PM (tmPIh) 232
Corolla also reminds me of Rosie don't take your love to town. Cuckoldry!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 13, 2024 08:53 PM (cVI8s) 233
There is no way Kamahaha would take this gig without being assured The Steal was all in for her.
I mean, she's not that stupid, is she? Posted by: Accomack - Personally? Yes, almost certainly. But the people who shot Trump in the head and removed Biden from the running aren't, and they're the ones in control. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 08:53 PM (LKNus) Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 13, 2024 08:54 PM (JRP2U) 235
Praying this brings Her Majesty's complaints to a close.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh - (types) (deletes) Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 08:54 PM (LKNus) 236
I saw Rotting Vaginas open for System of a Down at the Roxy in '82.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2024 08:55 PM (WBQfF) 237
The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun
By Julie Brown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3mTXaIOPTc Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at September 13, 2024 08:54 PM (JRP2U) I bought this album new, I still have it. Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2024 08:56 PM (D7oie) 238
If it was important for you to know who the Democrats were running, you'd be told.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2024 08:48 PM (BkEzK) It's strictly Need To Know. We will inform you when you need to know. Posted by: DNC Deep State & 17 Intelligence Agencies at September 13, 2024 08:56 PM (Aqu9a) 239
You better run for your life if you can, little girl.
Posted by: The Beat-yalls at September 13, 2024 08:56 PM (vFG9F) 240
Kumala is the " house you know what" for Barky an Co.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 08:56 PM (I1GXe) 241
Because they stink. Pretty women don't.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie Truth. It's similar to the fact that pretty women don't defecate. Posted by: Archimedes at September 13, 2024 08:57 PM (xCA6C) 242
The new fiber internet service got installed today. Praying this brings Her Majesty's complaints to a close.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2024 08:53 PM (BkEzK) ----------- Make sure they're using glass fiber. Sometime they try to cheap it out using flax or hemp and it leads to all kinds of problems. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2024 08:57 PM (WBQfF) 243
There is no way Kamahaha would take this gig without being assured The Steal was all in for her.
I mean, she's not that stupid, is she? Posted by: Accomack at September 13, 2024 08:52 PM (4qMiv) Bernie made bank, Hillz made bank, lots of money gets spent on fripperies you know. Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2024 08:57 PM (D7oie) 244
Truth. It's similar to the fact that pretty women don't defecate.
Posted by: Archimedes - I know this for a fact. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 08:57 PM (LKNus) 245
Personally? Yes, almost certainly. But the people who shot Trump in the head and removed Biden from the running aren't, and they're the ones in control.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 08:53 PM (LKNus) Kamala looks and sounds to me like an actor playing a role, who is terrified she’s going to found out at any wmoment. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2024 08:57 PM (S6gqv) 246
I always found "Country Death Song" by the Violent Femmes to be pretty horrifying...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2024 08:58 PM (BpYfr) 247
>>Personally? Yes, almost certainly. But the people who shot Trump in the head and removed Biden from the running aren't, and they're the ones in control.
In 2020 Biden never trailed in the RCP average of polls. He was ahead in all the swing states and even with all the cheating he still barely won and Trump did significantly better than his polling. Harris better get busy cause right now she is losing in the polls and it's getting worse for her not better. Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2024 08:58 PM (LkLld) 248
223 I am waiting for a shitfaced Kamahaha to go all Howard Beale while waving a gun she swiped from her DEI SS detail with the "Hey look over there, it's Trump!"
Posted by: Accomack https://youtu.be/35DSdw7dHjs?si=Fm0vo0lD9HXAHKcZ One of the greatest speeches in a movie, ever! Its scary how prescient it was. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 13, 2024 08:59 PM (wiltx) 249
Corolla also reminds me of Rosie don't take your love to town. Cuckoldry!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 13, 2024 08:53 PM (cVI8s) Also, Chevy Van. Now there's a nice pedo song. Posted by: BurtTC at September 13, 2024 08:59 PM (MoQx6) 250
John Denver's Jauque Cousteau song is pretty cringeworth and horrifying to adult ears.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 13, 2024 08:59 PM (cVI8s) 251
Kamala looks and sounds to me like an actor playing a role, who is terrified she’s going to found out at any wmoment.
Posted by: Tom Servo - Imagine what it must feel like being a midwit who just watched your group attempt to assassinate the opposing candidate, remove the sitting president, and turn to you and say "Now, here's what we expect you to do." Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 09:00 PM (LKNus) 252
(types) (deletes) Posted by: Boron Cobbie __________ I meant her bitching about electronics problems. "I keep losing my connection. My printer won't talk to my computer. Why doesn't my speaker work?" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2024 09:01 PM (BkEzK) 253
Where do ya'll find and listen to this shit?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 09:01 PM (I1GXe) 254
Kamala looks and sounds to me like an actor playing a role, who is terrified she’s going to found out at any wmoment.
Posted by: Tom Servo She absolutely suffers from imposter syndrome, except she really is an imposter. Posted by: Archimedes at September 13, 2024 09:01 PM (xCA6C) 255
227 There is no way Kamahaha would take this gig without being assured The Steal was all in for her.
I mean, she's not that stupid, is she? Posted by: Accomack Venal and ambitious. Also, dumb. Very dumb. So yes, she's stupid. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 13, 2024 09:01 PM (wiltx) Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 13, 2024 09:02 PM (UWgy2) 257
Truth. It's similar to the fact that pretty women don't defecate.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 13, 2024 08:57 PM (xCA6C) --- Sometimes we don't. Posted by: Amber Heard at September 13, 2024 09:02 PM (krQz2) 258
"horrifying/cringeworthy songs"
There's one Ace pointed out a year or two ago. Benny Mardones - Into The Night The video vaults it to the top of my list: https://youtu.be/zWHjJt4833I Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2024 09:02 PM (JzFC4) 259
(types)
(deletes) __________ I meant her bitching about electronics problems. "I keep losing my connection. My printer won't talk to my computer. Why doesn't my speaker work?" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh - Oh, I know. It was just a slow pitch over the plate and I couldn't help it. It was also absolutely nothing intended to be personal about you or your wife, and I apologize if it I was stupid and made it come across that way. I mean, I know I'm stupid, but you hopefully get what I'm trying to say. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 09:03 PM (LKNus) 260
Okay, connected people. Someone needs to get Laura Loomer voted of the Trump island like yesterday. She has to be actively trying to tank Trump. There is no other explanation for her going 5 clicks past crazy.
Posted by: Piper at September 13, 2024 09:03 PM (pZEOD) 261
I'm finally at page 999 of this 1200+ page doorstopper of a novel...Should finish it tomorrow sometime in between grading papers.
Now back to your usual Friday Night Cafe shenanigans... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2024 07:45 PM (BpYfr) --- Wow! That's Terry Goodkind-level page count. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at September 13, 2024 09:03 PM (Ad8y9) 262
Venal and ambitious. Also, dumb. Very dumb.
So yes, she's stupid. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 13, 2024 09:01 PM (wiltx) ---------- I dunno. She's very impressive when she expounds on Venn diagrams. She actually seems to know how they work. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2024 09:03 PM (WBQfF) 263
Oh, Piper, I never knew the words to Pumped Up Kicks. Now I do...
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 13, 2024 09:03 PM (OX9vb) Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 13, 2024 09:04 PM (UWgy2) 265
It was also absolutely nothing intended to be personal about you or your wife __________ I don't know what to do about the non-computer complaints. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2024 09:04 PM (BkEzK) 266
263 Oh, Piper, I never knew the words to Pumped Up Kicks. Now I do...
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 13, 2024 09:03 PM (OX9vb) Right? It’s so peppy. Until you listen to it. Posted by: Piper at September 13, 2024 09:05 PM (pZEOD) 267
If it was important for you to know who the Democrats were running, you'd be told.
You have to vote for her to find out! Posted by: Nanzi Peloshi at September 13, 2024 09:05 PM (LbnIB) 268
Wow! That's Terry Goodkind-level page count.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at September 13, 2024 09:03 PM (Ad8y9) ---- He's a hack compared to this guy...which you'll have to wait until Sunday to find out who it is... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2024 09:05 PM (BpYfr) 269
Piper, no one pays any attention to her.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 09:05 PM (I1GXe) 270
"Mommy" (lyrics by Richard Meltzer) bonus track off BOC's Secret Treaties
Posted by: SFGoth at September 13, 2024 09:06 PM (KAi1n) 271
Where do ya'll find and listen to this shit?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 09:01 PM (I1GXe) I take it you never bought K-Tel records on Clearance! at K-Mart? Never joined the Columbia Record Club for their 12 albums for 1 cent promotion? Posted by: Count de Monet at September 13, 2024 09:07 PM (Aqu9a) 272
Oh, Piper, I never knew the words to Pumped Up Kicks. Now I do...
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 13, 2024 09:03 PM (OX9vb) "All the other kids with the fucked up kids.." Is that the one? Lord, I hated working at Walmart during the Oblammo Staycation years. Heard some turrible music on the PA. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at September 13, 2024 09:08 PM (Ad8y9) 273
Kami's loses:Too stupid will blab or too stupid won't blab?
I think to stupid will blab Posted by: Accomack at September 13, 2024 09:08 PM (4qMiv) Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 13, 2024 09:08 PM (dg+HA) 275
"Penguin Facts" posts are the result of the deinstitutionalization that began in the late 60s due to the Kesey novel that libeled the in-patient psychiatric treatment centers that performed such a valuable service keeping society at large, and those poor unfortunate mental defectives, safe, housed, and fed.
The result being that seriously sick people can blog and tweet to their heart's content, telling falsehoods and slandering the Penguin-American community. Please don't feed the trolls and please don't feed anti-penguite nonsense spewedon these pages. Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at September 13, 2024 09:08 PM (CV8a5) 276
You people are missing the most obvious horror song of all time: Mariah Carey singing All I Want for Christmas Is You.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 13, 2024 09:09 PM (xCA6C) 277
Penguins are melting the polar ice caps!
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 09:10 PM (I1GXe) 278
Please don't feed the trolls and please don't feed anti-penguite nonsense spewedon these pages.
Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 Hell yeah! Posted by: runner at September 13, 2024 09:10 PM (V13WU) 279
Boston Radio Watch®️ @bostonradio 43 years ago today, September 13, 1981, The J Geils Band released their #1 hit “Centerfold”. “Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she come complete?” Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 13, 2024 09:10 PM (TGPs7) 280
HARRIS: Well, I'll start with this. I grew up a middle-class kid. My mother raised my sister and me. She worked very hard. She was able to finally save up enough money to buy our first house when I was a teenager.
- Wait, I thought she had a dad? A prestigious professor of economics at some really upscale school? But she's the child of a single mom now? Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 09:12 PM (LKNus) 281
You people are missing the most obvious horror song of all time: Mariah Carey singing All I Want for Christmas Is You.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 13, 2024 09:09 PM (xCA6C) --- More horrible than Air Supply's Every Woman In The World? I don't think so. Air Supply had about 4 hits each one worse than the others. Posted by: Amber Heard at September 13, 2024 09:12 PM (krQz2) 282
Whitney Houston yodeling the National Anthem.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 09:12 PM (LKNus) 283
Praying this brings Her Majesty's complaints to a close.
I know this has been mentioned but if you are relying primarily on wi-fi (versus hardwired) your router strength of signal is still king. If things don't improve significantly, an improved wi-fi configuration is definitely worth looking into. Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2024 09:13 PM (mH6SG) 284
Big Penguin has the money, but we have the truth. Do not be deceived.
Posted by: Penguin Facts at September 13, 2024 09:13 PM (vFG9F) 285
But she's the child of a single mom now?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 09:12 PM (LKNus) What a bitch. Fuck you, Dad. You don't fit with my agenda!! Check's in the mail. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at September 13, 2024 09:14 PM (Ad8y9) 286
But she's the child of a single mom now?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 09:12 PM (LKNus) She very carefully did not say she was the child of a single mother. That could be refuted immediately. Just trying to cast herself in that middle class light, without offering details about her highly educated, high status parents. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 13, 2024 09:16 PM (OX9vb) 287
>>43 years ago today, September 13, 1981, The J Geils Band released their #1 hit “Centerfold”.
That's hard to believe. Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2024 09:16 PM (LkLld) 288
spewedon these pages.
Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 The pee-yew spew around the Café is from the mephitic projectile pooping the penguins do when they "happy feet" through, which very fortunately has been rare around here lately. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2024 09:16 PM (a3Q+t) 289
Yeah, I was surprised that he said he might do another debate.
I mean, quit while you're ahead.... Scott Jennings @ScottJenningsKY Talked to @cnn today about why Trump shouldn’t do another debate: -next set of moderators will suck even more -Harris will never be pushed or fact checked on key issues -“fact checks” of Trump often contain false information! Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 13, 2024 09:16 PM (TGPs7) 290
The Penguins Front of The Aleutians?
They're just a bunch of weak little hypocrites! Posted by: The Aleutian Penguins Front at September 13, 2024 09:17 PM (dg+HA) 291
284 Big Penguin has the money, but we have the truth. Do not be deceived.
Posted by: Penguin Facts Come back to the Unit, back to your ward. It's still ice cream night if you hurry! Posted by: Kings Park Psychiatric Center at September 13, 2024 09:17 PM (CV8a5) 292
Trump campaign (think it was them) just posted her interview as their own “latest campaign ad”.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2024 09:18 PM (bAH4u) 293
That's incredible. Wikipedia:
Her mother, Shyamala Gopalan, was a biologist who arrived in the United States from India in 1958 to enroll in graduate school in endocrinology at the University of California, Berkeley. A research career of over 40 years followed, during which her work on the progesterone receptor gene led to advances in breast cancer research. Harris's father, Donald J. Harris, arrived in the U.S. from Jamaica in 1961, also enrolling in UC Berkeley and specializing in development economics. The first Black scholar to be granted tenure at the Department of Economics in Stanford University, he now has emeritus status there. Kamala Harris's parents met in 1962 and married in 1963. - She was born in 1964, to a single mom endocrinology research specialist with a graduate degree (in the 60s) from Berkely. Or something. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 09:18 PM (LKNus) 294
>>43 years ago today, September 13, 1981, The J Geils Band released their #1 hit “Centerfold”.
Those soft fuzzy sweaters, too magical to touch Posted by: Count de Monet at September 13, 2024 09:19 PM (Aqu9a) 295
>>43 years ago today, September 13, 1981, The J Geils Band released their #1 hit “Centerfold”.
~~~~~ Long before I was even born. But it was one of my Mom's favorite oldies. Posted by: IrishEi at September 13, 2024 09:19 PM (3ImbR) 296
Kumala keeps trying to run from her life but it keeps catching her.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 09:20 PM (I1GXe) 297
The local news just did a segment on a bald eagle that flew from its branch during this morning's earthquake in SoCal.
A bald eagle. It flew away because it felt the quake. There was even video, people! Nooz U Can Yoooz! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2024 09:20 PM (WBQfF) 298
Wait. She's trying to convince people she's black, so she thinks that, for authenticity, she needs to pretend to be from a home where the dad abandoned them, doesn't she?
Wow. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 09:21 PM (LKNus) 299
Posted by: Kings Park Psychiatric Center at September 13, 2024 09:17 PM
You'll be seeing a little increase in your quarterly budget in October. Posted by: Big Penguin at September 13, 2024 09:21 PM (a3Q+t) Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2024 09:22 PM (LkLld) 301
You always hear about thrash metal being played to break the bad guys.
In my world, it would be Air Supply, Starship, Barry Manilow, The Bee gees. "FFS STOP!!!! I"LL TALK!!! JUST STOP!!!!" Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at September 13, 2024 09:22 PM (Ad8y9) 302
She very carefully did not say she was the child of a single mother.
That could be refuted immediately. Just trying to cast herself in that middle class light, without offering details about her highly educated, high status parents. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 13, 2024 09:16 PM (OX9vb) --- That's exactly right. She's creating a false impression in the listener's mind without ever stating the lie outright. The listener is meant to infer that because she isn't talking about her father raising her (or even being in the picture), that he was absent in her life. Her MOM was her only positive influence in her life. It's despicable but what else would you expect from her? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 13, 2024 09:22 PM (BpYfr) Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2024 09:23 PM (LkLld) 304
Real shame Kumala's mum wasn't an abortion rights activist.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2024 09:23 PM (I1GXe) 305
Wait. She's trying to convince people she's black, so she thinks that, for authenticity, she needs to pretend to be from a home where the dad abandoned them, doesn't she?
Wow. Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 09:21 PM (LKNus) He went to the store for the paper and smokes. Never came back. Posted by: Count de Monet at September 13, 2024 09:23 PM (Aqu9a) 306
Kumala keeps trying to run from her life but it keeps catching her.
She's become an absolute joke. Unfortunately, half of the voting populace doesn't get the joke. Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2024 09:23 PM (mH6SG) 307
She's so unbelievably bad at this. Watch till the end.
https://tinyurl.com/mshps4e8 Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2024 09:22 PM (LkLld) --- That's bad if that's a dry buzz. Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2024 09:24 PM (krQz2) 308
You always hear about thrash metal being played to break the bad guys.
[ . . . ] "FFS STOP!!!! I"LL TALK!!! JUST STOP!!!!" Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at September 13, 2024 09:22 PM (Ad8y9) Nah, the Yellow Bikini song, played on a portable record player, with an off-center hole drilled in it. Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2024 09:25 PM (D7oie) 309
Wait. She's trying to convince people she's black, so she thinks that, for authenticity, she needs to pretend to be from a home where the dad abandoned them, doesn't she?
--- Her mother was purge Indian. A guy who knew her father said that her father told him he was 1) Indian and 2) Irish, not black. But he spent some time in Jamaica, so I guess that makes contact black or something. Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2024 09:25 PM (krQz2) 310
You would think that with all of Kommiela's privilege and financial backing, plus her brown skin, she would have gotten into a better school than Howard.
Even a low average IQ would have been sufficient. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 13, 2024 09:26 PM (WBQfF) 311
Whites are a minority in the US (if you include the illegals).
Hope you have plans to escape if Kamala wins. Posted by: julian the apostate at September 13, 2024 09:26 PM (doIdH) 312
That soldier is about to be reassigned
Posted by: Accomack at September 13, 2024 09:26 PM (JY+81) 313
This should make the National News. Self Defense laws in the People's Republic are more along the line of proportionality rather than self-defense...
The Golden Mask @maskedoccult “Veteran Arrested for Defending Himself In the People’s Republic of Massachusetts” As of the latest information available up to September 12, 2024, Scott Hayes, a pro-Israel Iraq War veteran, has been arrested following a shooting incident in Newton, Massachusetts, where he shot a man wearing a Palestinian pin. Hayes claims he acted in self-defense after the man charged through traffic and tackled him during a demonstration. However, despite Hayes's claim of self-defense, he was taken into custody by law enforcement, indicating an arrest or at least detention for questioning related to the incident. Legal proceedings are underway, with Hayes's arrest signaling that the police and possibly the district attorney's office are actively involved in investigating the circumstances of the shooting. The claim of self-defense by Hayes is under scrutiny, and depending on the legal analysis and evidence, he could face charges... Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 13, 2024 09:27 PM (TGPs7) 314
She's become an absolute joke. Unfortunately, half of the voting populace doesn't get the joke.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 13, 2024 09:23 PM (mH6SG) Your second sentence is that part that terrifies me. Gonna be buying some moar ammos this weekend. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at September 13, 2024 09:29 PM (Ad8y9) 315
Her mother was purge Indian.
Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2024 09:25 PM (krQz2) --- Pixy, your edit button doesn't work quite yet! Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2024 09:29 PM (krQz2) 316
Kamala Harris's parents met in 1962 and married in 1963.
Was she conceived because her parents marched together in unity across the bridge at Selma on Bloody Sunday? Posted by: The Light Bringer's Mythology at September 13, 2024 09:29 PM (Aqu9a) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2024 09:29 PM (Wnv9h) 318
43 years ago today, September 13, 1981, The J Geils Band released their #1 hit “Centerfold”.
~~~~~ Long before I was even born. But it was one of my Mom's favorite oldies. Posted by: IrishEi Um, extend my deepest apologies to your dear mother. Who knows if I insulted her, but I have to tell you, no woman was safe from that back in the day. Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2024 09:30 PM (WXNFJ) 319
Nah, the Yellow Bikini song, played on a portable record player, with an off-center hole drilled in it.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2024 09:25 PM (D7oie) That was cruel. How am I supposed to sleep, now? * 3:00 am: "...she wore a....." Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 13, 2024 09:32 PM (OX9vb) 320
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Posted by: Lirio100 at September 13, 2024 09:33 PM (I5U35) 321
>>43 years ago today, September 13, 1981, The J Geils Band released their #1 hit “Centerfold”.
~~~~~ Long before I was even born. But it was one of my Mom's favorite oldies. Posted by: IrishEi at September 13, 2024 09:19 PM *points to the ground* This is our lawn. You know what to do. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2024 09:34 PM (Wnv9h) 322
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@EndWokeness BREAKING: Multiple cats in Houston, TX cut up and mutiIated in recent weeks No arrests have been made Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 13, 2024 09:35 PM (TGPs7) 323
318 43 years ago today, September 13, 1981, The J Geils Band released their #1 hit “Centerfold”.
~~~~~ Long before I was even born. But it was one of my Mom's favorite oldies. Posted by: IrishEi Long before you wuz born? Well I guess I coulda been your daddy, Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2024 09:35 PM (S6gqv) 324
That soldier is about to be reassigned
Posted by: Accomack - That was my first thought, too. I don't know the terms or statutes or whatever, but I bet that whole bunch is in for a world of hurt. Campaigning while in uniform, attempting to influence an election, something like that. I'm sure the military has their choice of tools to punish them. Posted by: Haiti Has No Home Here at September 13, 2024 09:36 PM (ShJq4) Posted by: IC at September 13, 2024 09:37 PM (krQz2) 326
And in unrelated news, the Stray Cats just announced they are cancelling their appearance in Springfield.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 13, 2024 09:37 PM (xaFKb) 327
I learned today from Tim Walz that if everyone in the world FARTed at the same time, it could cause and earthquake !!
Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 13, 2024 09:37 PM (+GrgR) 328
325 That soldier is about to be reassigned
Posted by: Accomack --- If not disappeared. Posted by: IC at September 13, 2024 09:37 PM (krQz2) Old and Busted: Russian Front New Hotness: Ukraine Posted by: Romeo13 at September 13, 2024 09:38 PM (xaFKb) 329
Werner forgot the American tradition of showing scenes for the next episode of, in this case Werner and Roddy Piper against the Scandi Cat-Devouring Menace. The medium will allow this, although without the scenic aspect.
Mein Gott, Max, King Olaf is one of them?!? Roddy Piper, fire extinguisher at the ready, murmurs We should have expected that Sweden was ground zero for this. A nation that inflicted Fanny and Alexander upon the world has no limits on their iniquity. Werner recoils in horror - their faces, what a blasphemy of humanity! One would normally see this only at a campus Hamas rally! Max von Sydow shouting get some, get some as he empties an Uzi into the ranks of the advancing Scandi ghouls. Werner, hang on, Roddy's gonna call Klaus. Yeah, Kinski, that you? We got us a situation in Oslo, and we're gonna need you to call Ric Flair for us. Yeah, and Don Rickles if you can reach him. Don't you dare ghost me on this, Kraut Boy! It grows dark...shall Werner become a WereWerner from their fiend bite? And how would that even work, anyway? Ric, I need you and Pope John Paul II to hold the line -while I and Don Rickles flank them. Klaus, tend to Werner! Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 13, 2024 09:38 PM (tmPIh) 330
And in unrelated news, the Stray Cats just announced they are cancelling their appearance in Springfield. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 13, 2024 09:37 PM (xaFKb) == You axed for it !! https://tinyurl.com/462pen8k Posted by: runner at September 13, 2024 09:39 PM (V13WU) 331
September 13, 1981.
I was in junior high. 9th grade (that was before middle school era). That show Freaks and Geeks really resonated with me. I also love Stranger Things for the same reasons. My buddies and I were already fans of Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Saxon, etc. Up the Irons!! Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at September 13, 2024 09:40 PM (Ad8y9) 332
That was cruel. How am I supposed to sleep, now?
* 3:00 am: "...she wore a....." Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 13, 2024 09:32 PM (OX9vb) https://youtu.be/heAxSmpW0S8 One Two Three 1961 Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Interrogation scene Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2024 09:40 PM (D7oie) 333
It grows dark...shall Werner become a WereWerner from their fiend bite? And how would that even work, anyway?
Ric, I need you and Pope John Paul II to hold the line -while I and Don Rickles flank them. Klaus, tend to Werner! Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 13, 2024 09:38 PM (tmPIh) /POW POW... Fritz... they killed Fritz.... Posted by: Romeo13 at September 13, 2024 09:40 PM (xaFKb) 334
WTF is this WHHO spam ? is that a bastard child of Machines for Sale and Lace Wigs ?
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2024 09:40 PM (V13WU) 335
Long before you wuz born? Well I guess I coulda been your daddy,
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2024 09:35 PM (S6gqv) ~~~~~ You're not 29? I thought everyone here was 29! Posted by: IrishEi at September 13, 2024 09:41 PM (3ImbR) 336
I learned today from Tim Walz that if everyone in the world FARTed at the same time, it could cause and earthquake !!
Posted by: Kamal Harris Every 4th grade boy knows that. Posted by: SFGoth at September 13, 2024 09:43 PM (KAi1n) 337
Harris's father, Donald J. Harris, arrived in the U.S. from Jamaica in 1961, also enrolling in UC Berkeley and specializing in development economics. The first Black scholar to be granted tenure at the Department of Economics in Stanford University, he now has emeritus status there.
Kamala Harris's parents met in 1962 and married in 1963. ============ She was an anchor baby? Usually takes about seven years for a legit green card holder to get citizenship. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 13, 2024 09:43 PM (/lPRQ) 338
You're not 29? I thought everyone here was 29!
Posted by: IrishEi at September 13, 2024 09:41 PM (3ImbR) I celebrated the 29th anniversary of my 29th birthday last February Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at September 13, 2024 09:44 PM (Ad8y9) 339
Search YouTube for The Kiffness eating the cats meme, it’s hilarious! Can’t do tinyurl on my phone
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2024 09:45 PM (S6gqv) 340
Hey Felix buddy, yeah, hey you know that tour idea we had? Yeah, well, we gotta change to the schedule. Yeah, Springfield, OH is no longer on it.
Be a pal and pass the word to Fritz when he's in between dalliances. Posted by: Top Cat at September 13, 2024 09:45 PM (Aqu9a) 341
She was an anchor baby?
Usually takes about seven years for a legit green card holder to get citizenship. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 13, 2024 09:43 PM (/lPRQ) Hell, that ship sailed long ago. *cough* Barry Sotero *cough* Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at September 13, 2024 09:46 PM (Ad8y9) 342
Search YouTube for The Kiffness eating the cats meme, it’s hilarious! Can’t do tinyurl on my phone
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2024 09:45 PM (S6gqv) https://tinyurl.com/2yykszvu yourwelcome (also posted by ace somewhere on one of the earlier threads) Posted by: runner at September 13, 2024 09:47 PM (V13WU) 343
I can;t stop laffing !
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2024 09:47 PM (V13WU) 344
I don't know if its been mentioned but the evil river otters attempted to claim another victim.
This one, a toddler on a dock near Bremerton, WA. Pulled the child into and under the water, the mother grabbed the child back and while there were some scratches and maybe a small bite, unless the otter is rabid the child will be okay. WA Fish and Wildlife is rounding up every otter near there. Likely, some will be euthanized. Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at September 13, 2024 09:47 PM (IAokb) 345
"Its a four hour drive from Atlanta to Charlotte. In order for those bus drivers to be under their 10 hours of DOT Hours of Service limitation, Harris had to cut her talk to only 25 minutes so they could get back on the road back to Atlanta."
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 07:56 PM (LKNus) It would easy enough to have relief drivers for the buses. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2024 09:48 PM (K+MG4) 346
"Its a four hour drive from Atlanta to Charlotte. In order for those bus drivers to be under their 10 hours of DOT Hours of Service limitation, Harris had to cut her talk to only 25 minutes so they could get back on the road back to Atlanta."
- It would easy enough to have relief drivers for the buses. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon -- Yeah, I think that was the point. Apparently her rally was only 25 minutes long, which fit into the window needed. Posted by: Haiti Has No Home Here at September 13, 2024 09:49 PM (ShJq4) 347
The drunk driver who killed the Gaudreau brothers had a 0.087 blood alcohol level count.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 07:58 PM (CEzQx) So barely over the legal limit. It's not so much that guy was impaired; it's that he was driving like a fucking asshole. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2024 09:51 PM (K+MG4) 348
Do the horse's hoofs have three parts and the raven has six claws??
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 13, 2024 07:30 PM (CEzQx) ----------------------------------- Speaking of claws; was at the grocery store today and in the frozen chicken section they have packages of chicken claws, but they are labeled chicken paws! WTAF!!! This store has a mix of shoppers but it's not known as an Asian store. I'm thinking because of Kamalanomics, it's going to be the only affordable part of the bird you can buy. I've never seen those there before. And paws? They think 'claws' would turn people away? It was a clear package...whoever is buying those don't give an F what they are called! Posted by: haffhowershower at September 13, 2024 09:51 PM (NMT5x) 349
& g'night everyone!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 13, 2024 09:51 PM (UWgy2) 350
River Otters = America's version of the Honey Badger....
Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 13, 2024 09:52 PM (TGPs7) 351
Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg JUST IN: Illegal immigrant arrested for m*rder after a family of four was found dead in their burning home in Irondequoit, N.Y. Julio Cesar Pimentel Soriano, who was wanted in the Dominican Republic for m*rder in 2019, was arrested. Two toddlers and parents Fraime Ubaldo and Marangely Moreno-Santiago were allegedly k*lled by the illegal immigrant. "This was a horrific scene. In almost 32 years of doing this job, I have never seen anything like it," said Irondequoit Police Chief Scott Peters. "This is Labor Day. It's supposed to be a joyous day spending time with your family. This family doesn't have that anymore. Half of this family is gone in an instant." Posted by: Mister Ghost at September 13, 2024 09:53 PM (TGPs7) 352
And paws? They think 'claws' would turn people away? It was a clear package...whoever is buying those don't give an F what they are called!
Posted by: haffhowershower - I suspect most people buying chicken feet are Oriental, but I know some older black folks that make broth out of them. Posted by: Haiti Has No Home Here at September 13, 2024 09:54 PM (ShJq4) 353
A delirious Werner sings Oh the shark, babe has so teeth dear, and it shows them pearly white...Ric, elbow drop them, not me! This is not a title match..
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 13, 2024 09:54 PM (tmPIh) 354
Here's the blues version on the dawgs
youtu.be/dKkr_BPh8so Posted by: gKWVE at September 13, 2024 08:09 PM (gKWVE) Hey! I like that. King Willonius has a very expressive face. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2024 09:54 PM (K+MG4) 355
It would easy enough to have relief drivers for the buses.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Even easier to flout the rules. "Not so fast, Mr. DOT Officer, the Secretary of Transportation would like a word..." Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2024 09:55 PM (3l0s/) 356
"Its a four hour drive from Atlanta to Charlotte. In order for those bus drivers to be under their 10 hours of DOT Hours of Service limitation, Harris had to cut her talk to only 25 minutes so they could get back on the road back to Atlanta."
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 07:56 PM (LKNus) It would easy enough to have relief drivers for the buses. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2024 09:48 PM (K+MG4) This is what sucks. I would drive all day to see PDT speak. As would so many real Americans. And yet this (so-and-so type-delete) lady person may end up being "elected." Immona blow up the large hadron collider. Wrecked everything. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at September 13, 2024 09:55 PM (Ad8y9) 357
I suspect most people buying chicken feet are Oriental, but I know some older black folks that make broth out of them.
Posted by: Haiti Has No Home Here at September 13, 2024 09:54 PM (ShJq4) Hispanics too. Chicken feet have a lot of gelatin in them so they are a good thickener to broth and soups. Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2024 09:57 PM (D7oie) 358
Hispanics too. Chicken feet have a lot of gelatin in them so they are a good thickener to broth and soups.
Posted by: Kindltot - Interesting. I sort of remember having a conversation with one old guy who talked about how it helped his joints (he used a much better term but I can't remember it). I bet there's something in them that is a natural remedy. Posted by: Haiti Has No Home Here at September 13, 2024 09:59 PM (ShJq4) 359
Because they stink. Pretty women don't.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie - Haitians are the invasive species introduced to solve the geese problem at September 13, 2024 08:29 PM (LKNus) When the nerve leading from the eyeballs to the pecker become taut, the sense of smell is constricted. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2024 09:59 PM (K+MG4) 360
Here in Point Pleasant this evening, there's something about looking out into the pitch black ocean that is awe inspiring.
Having an expertly crafted Rob Roy, delicious. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 13, 2024 10:01 PM (yk7js) 361
Interesting. I sort of remember having a conversation with one old guy who talked about how it helped his joints (he used a much better term but I can't remember it). I bet there's something in them that is a natural remedy.
Posted by: Haiti Has No Home Here at September 13, 2024 09:59 PM (ShJq4) Gelatin may help joints, and there is other stuff if you cook them down long or you cook them up with a bit of vinegar in a pressure cooker. I do that with the chicken bones and pretty much all the other bones I get in cuts of meat. I use the broth to cook beans in, it is a nice addition to the flavors. Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2024 10:02 PM (D7oie) 362
Chicken feet have a lot of gelatin in them so they are a good thickener to broth and soups.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2024 09:57 PM (D7oie) Yuck. the feet of any animal I consider to be off-limits, unless I am starving. My neighborhood had chicken slaughtering parties. We chased the beheaded chickens and then took them to the ladies, who would then pluck them. We would pull the tendons on the severed legs because we were kids. But I would never think to throw them into a stew. the smell was terrible. I love fried chicken, but I still think about those chicken harvesting parties. Kind of adds a somber air to the consumption of poultry. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at September 13, 2024 10:04 PM (Ad8y9) Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at September 13, 2024 10:05 PM (Ad8y9) 364
WTF is this WHHO spam ? is that a bastard child of Machines for Sale and Lace Wigs ?
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2024 09:40 PM (V13WU) Maybe you need a funny bone transplant. Werner is a hoot. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2024 10:14 PM (m0ILq) 365
Some coworkers who went to China on business trips talk about black chicken feet in a restaurant. A delicacy or something. They said they were freaky looking. Skin and claws, everything, all black.
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