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Chinese Spy Adulterer/Fornicator Eric Swalwell Is Having Yet Another Hysterical Fit Meltdown

This is so dishonest -- and the normal, everyday dishonesty of leftwingers. They all do this.

He's attempting to pretend he's making a blanket denial of all animal-eating by Haitians.

It hasn't. It also hasn't been confirmed, but it hasn't been debunked, either. There were reports of Haitians eating neighborhood pets. And duck ponds. We had two Springfield natives stating that in the town council meetings.

Again, not confirmed -- but equally not debunked.

All that's been "debunked" is a single news report, which I linked yesterday, of a black woman being arrested for eating a neighbor's cat. I said at the time that this was a citizen (unfortunately). Some may have taken this to be a Haitian, but most didn't.

So when they say "this whole story has been debunked," it hasn't been. The duck "hunting" and killing hasn't been debunked at all. Not even the pet eating has been debunked -- although, as I've said, there's also no firm evidence of this, either.

All that's been debunked is a single news story which some, but not most, have wrongly taken to be proof of the Haitian Eating Pets reports.

That's all that's been "debunked" -- but this filthy spy-fucker claims "it's allllll been debunked."

Even leftwing Snopes only says the reports are so far "unfounded" with no firm evidence for them.

BTW, the picture of the guy walking down the street with the duck is of unknown provenance. It was first posted in a Reddit thread of things you see in Columbus, Ohio, rather than Springfield.

Is it a Haitian refugee? Who knows.

They always do this -- they find one narrow thing they can deny, and they deny that, while pretending their denial is global, if you will, and applies to the entire point or story.

And then they get very cute when you attempt to make them define, exactly, what they're saying is untrue. And when you demand they concede what definitely is true -- like the duck "hunting" in the town duck pond -- they refuse to answer at all.

Which is, get this, disinformation. They're lying. They know they're lying. They're lying about a single debunked aspect of the story debunking the entirety of it.

And this goes on every single day. They all do it, from scumbag Congressmen spyf*ckers to the lowliest scumbag Twitter prog.

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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:00 PM




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1 >>Chinese Spy Adulterer/Fornicator Eric Swalwell Is Having Yet Another Hysterical Fit Meltdown

Dude is one hysterical b**ch.

Needs a good slap in the face.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2024 04:02 PM (XV/Pl)

2 Swallwell is dumber than a duck

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 10, 2024 04:03 PM (NtVYv)

3 >>>Dude is one hysterical b**ch.
Needs a good slap in the face.

It doesn't work.

Posted by: Colin Grey at September 10, 2024 04:03 PM (KRtlO)

4 Of course this is what is really important. Sick little jerk!

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at September 10, 2024 04:03 PM (ytSiK)

5 What wonderful irony if Trump wins the single cat women vote because of this.

Posted by: LASue at September 10, 2024 04:04 PM (VPuca)

6 Great. Now I'm going to go home this evening and find all my cats sporting Trump wigs...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 10, 2024 04:04 PM (7fElN)

7 The people at the council meeting did say they were eating the ducks/ geese at the park.. I believe them.. The cat thing I don't know.. And Trump did not release those memes...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2024 04:04 PM (IyPmt)

8 Swalwell sounds like a teen girl having menstrual moodiness. I'm surprised he didn't get up and slap the chairman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2024 04:05 PM (dTTBf)

9 I mean there is a picture of the Haitian carrying the dead goose

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2024 04:05 PM (HJ9BW)

10 Also - it's a joke. It is supposed to be funny Eric Swalwell, you complete dipshit.

These AI images are meant as a joke.

Posted by: El Mariachi at September 10, 2024 04:05 PM (nLFEI)

11 Looks like a Haitian to me, so that is my truth

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2024 04:06 PM (HJ9BW)

12 That guy walking with the Canadian Goose was indeed in Columbus, OH. Some guy found it on Google maps.

But it is protected, not legal to be walking down the street with it. And I'd guess there will be a deluge of pics of Haitians killing the local ducks and pets, and eating them.

Maybe even some interviews ... should not be that hard, if it is actually happening. And the other car wrecks and uninsured drivers ... need floods of it before the election.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 10, 2024 04:06 PM (Cus5s)

13 9 I mean there is a picture of the Haitian carrying the dead goose
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2024 04:05 PM (HJ9BW)

I guess there is no proof he was Haitian and the media sure as hell is not gonna investigate

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2024 04:06 PM (IyPmt)

14 Chinese Spy Adulterer/Fornicator Eric Swalwell Is Having Yet Another Hysterical Fit Meltdown

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There is bad think. He can't remain calm when there is bad think going on out there.

It's double unplus good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 10, 2024 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

15 Fartswell is a terrible actor. All that was rehearsed and staged . . . poorly.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 10, 2024 04:06 PM (iFTx/)

16 I don’t care if it’s true or not, we need to start playing their game with their rules.

But of course it’s true, Haitians are lower than 3rd world. Average IQ is 67. Uffffffff.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 10, 2024 04:06 PM (EYnHd)

17 >>> mean there is a picture of the Haitian carrying the dead goose

Posted by: steevy

it's not known where that picture is from. although people posted it as being of Haitians in Springfield, it arose in a thread about Columbus.



Posted by: ace at September 10, 2024 04:06 PM (KRtlO)

18 Needs a good slap in the face.

He likes to be slapped somewhere else
Fang Fang

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2024 04:07 PM (HJ9BW)

19 Is it any better if the guy carrying the dead goose is in Columbus? I mean, that goose wasn't roadkill -- too intact, so he had to have killed it. And he wasn't carrying it for no reason.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 10, 2024 04:07 PM (UJJWg)

20 I gotta say I’m all for AI if it can draw cats with Trump hair.

Posted by: Haffhowershower at September 10, 2024 04:07 PM (rvSZ1)

21 1 >>Chinese Spy Adulterer/Fornicator Eric Swalwell Is Having Yet Another Hysterical Fit Meltdown

Dude is one hysterical b**ch.

Needs a good slap in the face.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Are you insane? That is one masculine dude! I wish he were a CSM in the Minnesota Guard with me...we would have completely transformed that organization into a positive, tonic masculinity!

Posted by: Tim Walz at September 10, 2024 04:07 PM (JCZqz)

22 Ace - check this trash out.

https://x.com/AttorneyCrump/status/1833302619596390558

Posted by: Piper at September 10, 2024 04:07 PM (p4NUW)

23 And this goes on every single day. They all do it, from scumbag Congressmen spyf*ckers to the lowliest scumbag Twitter prog.

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BYRY (But You Repeat Yourself).

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 10, 2024 04:07 PM (1ngKI)

24 Imagine this - Swalwell thought he'd would make a good president. He looked in the mirror and said, "you should be the next president."

Fucking dipshit.

Posted by: El Mariachi at September 10, 2024 04:07 PM (nLFEI)

25 I saw a video on X of someone cooking a cat but I'm not looking for it. I don't want to see that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 10, 2024 04:07 PM (6gSPY)

26 I guess Trump lives rent-free in Swalwell's brain because there's a lot of room in there.

Posted by: bluebell at September 10, 2024 04:07 PM (bS+DD)

27 LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 10, 2024 04:07 PM (UWgy2)

28 It's MY truth ace

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2024 04:08 PM (HJ9BW)

29 Eric the Spy Fucker

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 10, 2024 04:08 PM (X6Fkb)

30 Oops. Sorry. Forgot tiny url.

Posted by: Piper at September 10, 2024 04:08 PM (p4NUW)

31 Dang. I wanted to see him cry. Looks like he came pretty close.

Isn't he the one who cried?

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at September 10, 2024 04:08 PM (JCLJi)

32 Meanwhile, Doof is refusing the second chance at wild oats that someone is so desperately hinting for.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 10, 2024 04:08 PM (a3Q+t)

33 You know you are over the target when there is a lot of flack from a POS dem congresscritter.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 10, 2024 04:08 PM (fpVC1)

34 I know of at least two Trump cats I have seen on YT

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2024 04:09 PM (HJ9BW)

35 We live in stupid times.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 10, 2024 04:09 PM (aPY1X)

36 And did you notice Swallwell called the Haitians "victims"?

Of what? Their own choices? Their culture? Not of anything we did, so why do WE need to clean up their mess?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 10, 2024 04:09 PM (UJJWg)

37 They're eating pets and it's good that they are.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2024 04:09 PM (zlPHs)

38 As I said in the earlier thread; his acting sucks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 10, 2024 04:09 PM (Q4IgG)

39 6 Orange cat bad.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 10, 2024 04:09 PM (v6JzV)

40 New Orleans guy carrying a case of Heineken >> Haitian carrying dead Canadian goose.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 10, 2024 04:09 PM (a3Q+t)

41 33 You know you are over the target when there is a lot of flack from a POS dem congresscritter.
Posted by: Czech Chick at September 10, 2024 04:08 PM (fpVC1)

Yup... They are in panic mode

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2024 04:09 PM (IyPmt)

42 These are very bad people doing these things. Who is doing the eating of the animals?

Posted by: Ribbed at September 10, 2024 04:09 PM (B0mGw)

43 I would laugh my ass off if Trump comes out at the debate tonight with a Cat Lives Matter button

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2024 04:09 PM (HJ9BW)

44 if that duck is a normal sized duck, that young kitten will grow up to be a monster cat. Normal cats that youthful are 1-2 pounds growing to an adult size of 10-15 pounds. That would make kitty Puma sized.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2024 04:09 PM (n7h9X)

45 Note that he didn't say "migrants" or "newcomers" or "replacers," he said said "aliens" (not illegal aliens) which will make the uninformed think he is talking about pace monsters.

Trust me, the Left gets all its news from CNN and they have no idea of these stories.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 10, 2024 04:10 PM (/A8nq)

46 Does anyone remember in the 80's when supposedly Korean immigrants in the US were eating neighborhood dogs?

I assumed it was based on some kernel of truth, but never knew the details that made everyone talk about it.

Posted by: Blago at September 10, 2024 04:10 PM (wMRY8)

47 I seriously considered grabbing some ducks or squirrels during lean periods in college.

A Haitian would see our streets as teeming with free food.
EBT or squab... Hmmm...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 10, 2024 04:10 PM (/lPRQ)

48 *space monsters

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 10, 2024 04:10 PM (/A8nq)

49 Who is the Chairman that he is talking to? What a maroon. He and Kinzinger are 12 year old girls who badly need attention.

Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2024 04:10 PM (oiNtH)

50 El Mariachi Johnson is right!

"Fucking dipshit."

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 10, 2024 04:10 PM (Z8Yh2)

51 They always do this -- they find one narrow thing they can deny, and they deny that, while pretending their denial is global, if you will, and applies to the entire point or story.

ah, yes. the old mortar and pestle fallacy. or something like that.

Posted by: anachronda at September 10, 2024 04:10 PM (oY6Yp)

52 "Chinese Spy Adulterer/Fornicator Eric Swalwell Is Having Yet Another Hysterical Fit Meltdown"

Psst. Nobody tell Swalwell that Obama ate dog, once.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 10, 2024 04:11 PM (mMrkq)

53 Fang-Fang needs to Dutch Oven Swalwell.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 10, 2024 04:11 PM (a3Q+t)

54 Dublin California elected this dumbass and keeps electing him. This is the same town that got hit by an errant cannonball from the show MythBusters.

Posted by: El Mariachi at September 10, 2024 04:11 PM (nLFEI)

55 "A Haitian would see our streets as teeming with free food."

Those spoiled Americans and their privilege don't know how good they have it. Food just running in the streets.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 10, 2024 04:11 PM (B0mGw)

56 I'm running out of room on the list of people I'd like to punch in the face.

Posted by: Weasel at September 10, 2024 04:11 PM (uGpeQ)

57 48 *space monsters
Biden admin probably lets them in too tbh

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2024 04:11 PM (HJ9BW)

58 >>> 19 Is it any better if the guy carrying the dead goose is in Columbus? I mean, that goose wasn't roadkill -- too intact, so he had to have killed it. And he wasn't carrying it for no reason.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 10, 2024 04:07 PM (UJJWg)

It's the style. Way cooler than wearing an onion on your belt.

Posted by: Ohio Haitian Dude at September 10, 2024 04:11 PM (FnneF)

59 There is no doubt in my mind that these degenerate Haitians are eating whatever animals they can find. Anyone with any experience in poor, third world countries knows that the underclass eats what it can find without any regard or sympathy for pets.

If you are wealthy in the Philippines, for example, and have dogs as pets, you have to be vigilant that your pet isn't captured and eaten by street people. Kidnapping of wealthy human babies is commonplace in poor countries, FFS. Think they give a shit about pets??

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 10, 2024 04:11 PM (iFTx/)

60 And did you notice Swallwell called the Haitians "victims"?

Of what? Their own choices? Their culture? Not of anything we did, so why do WE need to clean up their mess?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 10, 2024 04:09 PM (UJJWg)

No, its standard Dem lie #37 that every illegal without exception faces death or worse if not let free and has never done anything wrong and would love to work for subminimum wage for Democrats.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2024 04:12 PM (n7h9X)

61 exactly correct, they (the aggressors) have set the ROE, we need to start observing the rules fully.

plus, what alinsky said: "a good tactic is one that your people enjoy", and these memes fit that to a t.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 10, 2024 04:12 PM (UWgy2)

62 Haiti is a bestial and savage land, it's people are bestial and savage, it's not a stretch to think they wouldn't leave their bestial and savage ways behind them.

And has been noted, there are now more Haitian military aged adult males in that town now than any other group.

This is not going to end well.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2024 04:12 PM (XV/Pl)

63 I'm running out of room on the list of people I'd like to punch in the face.
Posted by: Weasel at September 10, 2024 04:11 PM (uGpeQ)
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You're gonna need a bigger piece of paper.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 10, 2024 04:12 PM (VdhcA)

64 Colt Gray's dad needs to get Swallwell and AR and tell him to give his balls a tug (h/t Doof).

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 10, 2024 04:12 PM (KbCG3)

65 Once again, if you think this is bad, wait until the children start disappearing. Haitians are very into voodoo.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 10, 2024 04:12 PM (B0mGw)

66 Eric the Spy Fucker
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 10, 2024 04:08 PM (X6Fkb)


Worst Bond film ever.

Posted by: spindrift at September 10, 2024 04:12 PM (OguvZ)

67 45 Note that he didn't say "migrants" or "newcomers" or "replacers," he said said "aliens" (not illegal aliens) which will make the uninformed think he is talking about pace monsters.

amc pacers > pace monsters

Posted by: anachronda at September 10, 2024 04:12 PM (oY6Yp)

68 I'm running out of room on the list of people I'd like to punch in the face.
Posted by: Weasel at September 10, 2024 04:11 PM (uGpeQ)
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Just turn the paper over. An eco-friendly hit list!

Posted by: bluebell at September 10, 2024 04:13 PM (bS+DD)

69 I love it!!
This is the kind of meme that breaks through all the bullshit and says 1000 words.

Posted by: Write it off Jerry at September 10, 2024 04:13 PM (KWOv0)

70 I have been seeding the squirrel and dove population round here in preparation for the lean times.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 10, 2024 04:13 PM (Z8Yh2)

71 I opined at the time I think it is just an urban myth based on my assumption that these Haitians are getting all the free food they could possibly eat on the taxpayers dime.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 10, 2024 04:13 PM (B1dzx)

72 25 I saw a video on X of someone cooking a cat but I'm not looking for it. I don't want to see that.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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Was that the one of three cats on a spit in NYC sidewalk?
I saw that and there was debate they were large rats, but I think the lack of fur threw people - it was three cats

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 10, 2024 04:13 PM (/A8nq)

73 "Chinese Spy Adulterer/Fornicator Eric Swalwell Is Having Yet Another Hysterical Fit Meltdown"

Psst. Nobody tell Swalwell that Obama ate dog, once.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 10, 2024 04:11 PM (mMrkq)
______

So did I. Well, I ate dog meat. In Korea.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 10, 2024 04:13 PM (iFTx/)

74 Notice there are no penguins in that Trump picture.

Posted by: fd at September 10, 2024 04:13 PM (vFG9F)

75 I'm running out of room on the list of people I'd like to punch in the face.
Posted by: Weasel at September 10, 2024 04:11 PM


You're gonna need a bigger list.

Posted by: Chief Brody at September 10, 2024 04:13 PM (a3Q+t)

76 Not proven, but not debunked either. (Although how could you debunk it? Hard to prove something didn't happen.)

The thing is the claim is plausible, so the point is that the people they're letting in are from a wildly different culture.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2024 04:13 PM (YqDXo)

77 And did you notice Swallwell called the Haitians "victims"?

Of what? Their own choices? Their culture? Not of anything we did, so why do WE need to clean up their mess?


Maybe victims of the Clintons?

I know there's a leftist version of history where the slaves of Haiti revolted, then all the major powers of the day refused to do business with them because they were uppity. Because of that, they foundered economically. Maybe he's referring to that ahistorical version of history?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 10, 2024 04:13 PM (Odg76)

78 Who is the Chairman that he is talking to? What a maroon. He and Kinzinger are 12 year old girls who badly need attention.
Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2024 04:10 PM (oiNtH)

whatever poor Rep is detailed to sit there listening to this all day.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2024 04:13 PM (n7h9X)

79 True/ false on this story one thing is verifiably true. Haitians were dropped into Springfield over Biden/Harris tenure and the town went from 60 thousand to 75/80 thousand..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2024 04:13 PM (IyPmt)

80 From Wiki on Haiti: Since the late 2010s, the country has suffered from widespread gang warfare and civil unrest, including a massive prison breakout in 2024. It also suffers from extreme corruption and high levels of sexual violence.

Again, a country is composed of the people in it, these are the people The Junta is seeding around the country.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2024 04:13 PM (XV/Pl)

81 Just turn the paper over. An eco-friendly hit list!
Posted by: bluebell at September 10, 2024 04:13 PM (bS+DD)
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Always thinking, you are!

Posted by: Weasel at September 10, 2024 04:13 PM (uGpeQ)

82 They should make that Meme in the Video Thumbnail into the Federal Duck Stamp for the 2025 Waterfowl Season.

I think you can enter it in the drawing/judging on some years?

Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2024 04:13 PM (uXHpV)

83
Was that the one of three cats on a spit in NYC sidewalk?
I saw that and there was debate they were large rats, but I think the lack of fur threw people - it was three cats
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 10, 2024 04:13 PM (/A8nq)

Yes, and I don't want to see that again.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 10, 2024 04:14 PM (6gSPY)

84 What's a joke?

Posted by: Eric Swallowell at September 10, 2024 04:14 PM (VGOMa)

85 The Hatian and Somalian refugees are probably the most dangerous of all the people coming over here from a criminal perspective.

These people will also NEVER assimilate.

Posted by: Blago at September 10, 2024 04:14 PM (wMRY8)

86 Swalwell sounded like he was going to prolapse his uterus.

Posted by: Alex at September 10, 2024 04:14 PM (EcUen)

87 I have serious doubts about the sanity and intelligence of Rep Swallwell.

Don't get me wrong, I've long thought Swallwell was an idiot. However, Swallwells seem to not have reached even the modest expectation that he's only an idiot.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 10, 2024 04:14 PM (tT6L1)

88 Now the Koreans are buying dog strollers and have the worst birth rate on the planet. Well below replacement level.

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2024 04:14 PM (HJ9BW)

89 Just got done reading the recent Clarence Thomas biography and one thing struck me real hard.

Ginni Thomas was talking about having to sit there and watch Teddy Kennedy question Clarence Thomas in regards to Anita Hill.

That people like Swallwell and Schiff and Warren, Blumenthal, Bernie, et al feel okay hopping up there and making spectacles of themselves after all they've said and done is a huge, huge indictment on our country as a whole.

Be better America.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 10, 2024 04:14 PM (KbCG3)

90 I wonder who has sucked more cock, Swalwell or Kamala.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2024 04:14 PM (zlPHs)

91 Maybe they use the geese in some voodoo ritual?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 10, 2024 04:14 PM (v6JzV)

92 Are they denying the settlement of 20,000 Haitians? Are they advocating for the repeal of the Migratory Birds Act?

This is one of those synechdoche things- the details grab attention, and may not be 100% accurate, but they represent underlying facts and issues.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at September 10, 2024 04:15 PM (1Idb6)

93 It’s like the Left fact checking the Bee.

They are psychopathic idiots in many ways.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 10, 2024 04:15 PM (B1dzx)

94 Can't you help the Haitians, please?

*cues sappy music, shows bug-eyed girl in a tattered dress clutching a ratty doll

Posted by: Sarah Mclaughlin at September 10, 2024 04:15 PM (DsA2n)

95 > ah, yes. the old mortar and pestle fallacy. or something like that.

Motte and bailey?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 10, 2024 04:15 PM (Odg76)

96 Haiti is a bestial and savage land, it's people are bestial and savage, it's not a stretch to think they wouldn't leave their bestial and savage ways behind them.
__________________

So you don't subscribe to the "magic dirt" hypothesis of the Left?

Neither do I.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2024 04:15 PM (YqDXo)

97 The city of Springfield, Ohio doesn't want this seen.

They are denying everything.

https://tinyurl.com/2f8xzw6h

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 10, 2024 04:15 PM (IFeV+)

98 Buy more ammo paper.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 10, 2024 04:16 PM (a3Q+t)

99 >> Meanwhile, Doof is refusing the second chance at wild oats that someone is so desperately hinting for.


Doof would save the Duck, but he won't save that pussy.

She had her chance back in College.

Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2024 04:16 PM (uXHpV)

100 90 I wonder who has sucked more cock, Swalwell or Kamala.
Posted by: ... at September 10, 2024 04:14 PM (zlPHs

It's a suck off!!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 10, 2024 04:16 PM (aPY1X)

101 Ace,

Another similar game they play is the number game. They’ll be like Republicans falsely claim that all Haitians are pet killers. Which of course nobody has claimed. Even if it’s lonely” 1% that’s still 299 of them in that town going around killing pets. But the left twists it around to make it seem like that 1% is no big deal because it’s not everyone.

Posted by: Write it off Jerry at September 10, 2024 04:16 PM (KWOv0)

102 > Once again, if you think this is bad, wait until the children start disappearing. Haitians are very into voodoo.
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A lot of Central and South American 'rituals' are steeped in animal/human sacrifice too.

Comet Pizza got nothing on them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 10, 2024 04:16 PM (Q4IgG)

103 QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at September 10, 2024 04:16 PM (v0R5T)

104 73 "Chinese Spy Adulterer/Fornicator Eric Swalwell Is Having Yet Another Hysterical Fit Meltdown"

Psst. Nobody tell Swalwell that Obama ate dog, once.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 10, 2024 04:11 PM (mMrkq)
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So did I. Well, I ate dog meat. In Korea.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 10, 2024 04:13 PM (iFTx/)

Too funny. Two very old friends of mine, back in the 80s, went around the world - twice. Bought around the world tickets and took off and traveled. When they got back the second time, they mentioned to me that they ate dog in Asia.

When I asked them how it tasted, they said "it's not that bad." It was a private joke among us for years. Every time we'd go to a nice restaurant someone in our crew would say that at some point in the meal. Hilarity always ensued.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 10, 2024 04:16 PM (mMrkq)

105 Send them away from the racist USA. We don't deserve them. Innocents that they are.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 10, 2024 04:16 PM (Z8Yh2)

106 You know who actually admitted to eating housepets, right? Can't debunk that.

Posted by: spongeworthy at September 10, 2024 04:16 PM (DWqKI)

107 I saw a video from 2021 I think of Kamala bragging how they had given Haitians special protective status to come into this Country... Why ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2024 04:16 PM (IyPmt)

108 Haitian walking home with a dead, reflection pool, goose was presented here yesterday.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 10, 2024 04:16 PM (sSaYo)

109 68 I'm running out of room on the list of people I'd like to punch in the face.
Posted by: Weasel at September 10, 2024 04:11 PM (uGpeQ)
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Just turn the paper over. An eco-friendly hit list!


also works for underwear

Posted by: anachronda at September 10, 2024 04:16 PM (oY6Yp)

110 After Carter's cuban invasion, there were reports for years about chickens being ritually murdered in NYC parks for Santeria. NYT reported it often.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 10, 2024 04:16 PM (/A8nq)

111 Imagine this - Swalwell thought he'd would make a good president. He looked in the mirror and said, "you should be the next president."

Fucking dipshit.
Posted by: El Mariachi at September 10, 2024 04:07 PM (nLFEI)

Past the Chinese spy handler of his.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2024 04:17 PM (n7h9X)

112 Can't you help the Haitians, please?

*cues sappy music, shows bug-eyed girl in a tattered dress clutching a ratty doll
________________

About time they helped themselves, methinks.

Even the people from the DR will have nothing to do with them, and in fact the DR has built a wall to keep them out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2024 04:17 PM (YqDXo)

113 1-800-Help-4-Haitians

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 10, 2024 04:17 PM (a3Q+t)

114 Not proven, but not debunked either. (Although how could you debunk it? Hard to prove something didn't happen.)

The thing is the claim is plausible, so the point is that the people they're letting in are from a wildly different culture.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2024 04:13 PM (YqDXo)
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Grasshopper, you must learn to think like a leftist. Repeat after me: "If i post a picture with a caption, it is true because I posted it. Unless you can absolutely prove 100% that it is untrue, in which case there will be a retraction in three weeks on page E35 of the local newspaper."

Posted by: bluebell at September 10, 2024 04:17 PM (bS+DD)

115 62 Haiti is a bestial and savage land, it's people are bestial and savage, it's not a stretch to think they wouldn't leave their bestial and savage ways behind them.

And has been noted, there are now more Haitian military aged adult males in that town now than any other group.

This is not going to end well.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2024 04:12 PM

I stole this from somewhere but there's no magic in moving people from one hellhole to here, they're going to keep acting like savages. If we switched the populations of Denmark and Haiti, moved all the Haitians to Denmark and all the Danes to Haiti, in some amount of time the Danes would have Haiti up and working and Denmark would be a hellhole.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 10, 2024 04:17 PM (6gSPY)

116 Motte and bailey?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 10, 2024 04:15 PM (Odg76)

Bailey >>> Jennifer

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 10, 2024 04:17 PM (LxER7)

117 Dems are afraid the Haitians are going to throw the childless cat lady vote to Trump.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 10, 2024 04:17 PM (pohLc)

118 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 10, 2024 04:14 PM (KbCG3)

My second favorite autobiography of all time and it didn’t have to be a thousand pages.

It is my go to reference for ‘ Only in America’ .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 10, 2024 04:17 PM (B1dzx)

119 >> I saw a video from 2021 I think of Kamala bragging how they had given Haitians special protective status to come into this Country... Why ?


Your First Clue is :

300,000 Missing Migrant Children

Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2024 04:17 PM (uXHpV)

120 Is that Barbecue guy still in charge in Haiti?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 10, 2024 04:18 PM (v6JzV)

121 degenerate Haitians are eating whatever animals they can find.

YOU'VE GOT TO EAT THE BABIES

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 10, 2024 04:18 PM (5NDhQ)

122 Posted by: anachronda at September 10, 2024 04:16 PM (oY6Yp)
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Sunday is new underwear & bath day.

Posted by: Weasel at September 10, 2024 04:18 PM (uGpeQ)

123 Looks like Swallwell has gone full Captain Queeg. Never go full Queeg.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 10, 2024 04:18 PM (tT6L1)

124 Where does lefty Sara MacGlaucoma weigh in on this?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 10, 2024 04:18 PM (aPY1X)

125 123 Looks like Swallwell has gone full Captain Queeg. Never go full Queeg.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 10, 2024 04:18 PM (tT6L1)

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Queeg did nothing wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 10, 2024 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

126 And yet, Trump was in collusion with Russians in 2016....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at September 10, 2024 04:19 PM (yh31E)

127 55 Those spoiled Americans and their privilege don't know how good they have it. Food just running in the streets.
Posted by: Ribbed at September

I guess my “free” food is currently snoozing on the living room chairs. 1 meal in each chair.

Posted by: Piper at September 10, 2024 04:19 PM (p4NUW)

128 Is that Barbecue guy still in charge in Haiti?
To be fair he is better than 90% of the GOP

Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2024 04:19 PM (HJ9BW)

129 I stole this from somewhere but there's no magic in moving people from one hellhole to here, they're going to keep acting like savages. If we switched the populations of Denmark and Haiti, moved all the Haitians to Denmark and all the Danes to Haiti, in some amount of time the Danes would have Haiti up and working and Denmark would be a hellhole.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 10, 2024 04:17 PM (6gSPY)
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That's a great insight.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 10, 2024 04:19 PM (tT6L1)

130 This Eric Swalwell?

https://tinyurl.com/ny3anndm

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 10, 2024 04:20 PM (oEWLd)

131 The city of Springfield, Ohio doesn't want this seen.

They are denying everything.

https://tinyurl.com/2f8xzw6h
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 10, 2024 04:15 PM (IFeV+)

stealing government property like that. If they don't stop them, they will be elected to city council.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2024 04:20 PM (n7h9X)

132 So did I. Well, I ate dog meat. In Korea.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 10, 2024 04:13 PM (iFTx/)
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My father was a military advisor to the ROK Marine Corps, and was eating at a formal dinner when the Koreans told him it was dog. As a dog lover, he stopped eating immediately. Maybe the Koreans were messing with him, but then again, maybe they weren't.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2024 04:20 PM (YqDXo)

133 The always reliably stupid Megan McArdle has thoughts.

https://tinyurl.com/msc7kz2z

Posted by: huerfano at September 10, 2024 04:20 PM (VGOMa)

134 ======

Queeg did nothing wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 10, 2024 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

He berry, berry angry!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 10, 2024 04:20 PM (LxER7)

135 @96

>>Neither do I.

America doesn't possess magic dirt that instantly turns a savage into a citizen.

I'm Italian, when my forebears came here, they brought a lot of the old country with them, this had to be beaten out of them at the end of a night stick wielding copper.

These savages need to be the first planes right the f**k out of here in a 2nd Trump administration.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2024 04:20 PM (XV/Pl)

136 Swalllowell is just terrified.

If Trump wins, there is *chance* of vast repercussions and revealing a lot of people who need to hang for treason. Swalwell is near the top of that list - well, at least in the first volume.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 10, 2024 04:20 PM (/A8nq)

137 110 After Carter's cuban invasion, there were reports for years about chickens being ritually murdered in NYC parks for Santeria. NYT reported it often.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 10, 2024 04:16 PM (/A8nq)

My friend and I went up on this mountain in Santa Ynez and it's a place that they bus people up there and do Santeria. Kendall Jackson owns the property or they did.
There was blood everywhere, chicken feathers and bones. It was the creepiest place I've ever seen. There were nooses everywhere. It was summer and there were candles burning during the day with cups of coins and flowers and a lot of wax on the trees. It was crazy. Oh, and trash everywhere.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 10, 2024 04:20 PM (6gSPY)

138 Tonton Macoute ate Mr whiskers?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 10, 2024 04:21 PM (5NDhQ)

139 Thank You Elon Musk. this would not have been allowed to EVEN be posted without him buying Twitter.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 10, 2024 04:21 PM (34sEW)

140 >>The city of Springfield, Ohio doesn't want this seen.


Sounds like something they'd have over in Shelbyville, but not here!

Posted by: Mayor Quimby at September 10, 2024 04:21 PM (uXHpV)

141 That's a great insight.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 10, 2024 04:19 PM (tT6L1)

Or in other words, you can take the kid out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto outta the kid.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 10, 2024 04:21 PM (pohLc)

142 I stole this from somewhere but there's no magic in moving people from one hellhole to here, they're going to keep acting like savages. If we switched the populations of Denmark and Haiti, moved all the Haitians to Denmark and all the Danes to Haiti, in some amount of time the Danes would have Haiti up and working and Denmark would be a hellhole.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 10, 2024 04:17 PM (6gSPY)
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That's a great insight.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 10, 2024 04:19 PM (tT6L1)
_________________

In happier times I'd said that about California and Mexico.

Now I'm not so sure.

But it's certainly true of Israel and Gaza.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2024 04:21 PM (YqDXo)

143 Ace, you need to learn how to make AI pictures and get this blog into the 23rd century!

Update that pudding cup with new, AI generated pudding.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 10, 2024 04:21 PM (aPY1X)

144 "reliably stupid"

Thats a good one. I need to work that in more often.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 10, 2024 04:22 PM (Z8Yh2)

145 Swallwell has a headache. He knows you can't win against this funny stuff.
Humor > Hubris

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2024 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

146 136 Swalllowell is just terrified.

If Trump wins, there is *chance* of vast repercussions and revealing a lot of people who need to hang for treason. Swalwell is near the top of that list - well, at least in the first volume.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 10, 2024 04:20 PM (/A8nq)

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"I order all classified documents declassified right now."
-Opening line of Trump's inauguration speech

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 10, 2024 04:22 PM (GBKbO)

147 also works for underwear

Posted by: anachronda at September 10, 2024 04:16 PM (oY6Yp)

Thank you! This is what i keep telling Heidi.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 10, 2024 04:22 PM (GTCVo)

148 Based on the crowd size in the top picture.....

Trump's human crowds > Trump's pet crowds >>> Kamala's crowds of anything

.....other than of Willie Brown's tadpoles.

Posted by: mikeski at September 10, 2024 04:22 PM (DgGvY)

149 I stole this from somewhere but there's no magic in moving people from one hellhole to here, they're going to keep acting like savages. If we switched the populations of Denmark and Haiti, moved all the Haitians to Denmark and all the Danes to Haiti, in some amount of time the Danes would have Haiti up and working and Denmark would be a hellhole.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 10, 2024 04:17 PM (6gSPY)
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That's a great insight.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 10, 2024 04:19 PM (tT6L1)

Sounds like 80s PJ O Rourke.

And this is why Jewish people and Chinese outside China tend to get flak. They live in the same areas in the cities, but they get up and out over a lifetime and the permanent residents do not.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2024 04:23 PM (n7h9X)

150 I still call bestial necrophilia as the new in thing for 2025.

And no one knows what happened to that duck......

Posted by: Stateless at September 10, 2024 04:23 PM (jvJvP)

151 29 years ago walking dogs on hiking trail found slaughtered baby goat in a plastic bag. CREEPY

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 10, 2024 04:23 PM (5NDhQ)

152 What is that little limp-dick concerned about? Wasn't he gleeful when he spread the crap about Trump grabbing pussy? Hell, now he has pictures of it.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 10, 2024 04:23 PM (UsZOO)

153 This meme has BIG traction. It's visceral. It doesn't matter if it's true or not.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 10, 2024 04:23 PM (w6EFb)

154 Or in other words, you can take the kid out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto outta the kid.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 10, 2024 04:21 PM (pohLc)

You reminded me of the Aaron Hernandez movie they’ve been advertising. Looks like they will be trying to make him into a sympathetic character if I go by the previews,

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 10, 2024 04:23 PM (B1dzx)

155 153 This meme has BIG traction. It's visceral. It doesn't matter if it's true or not.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 10, 2024 04:23 PM (w6EFb

This is exactly the same shit the left pulls on us all the time.

Fine people.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 10, 2024 04:24 PM (aPY1X)

156 I think the best part about this is that Trump will happily embrace the memes of him embracing kittens and ducks.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 10, 2024 04:24 PM (KbCG3)

157 Wasn't he gleeful when he spread the crap about Trump grabbing pussy? Hell, now he has pictures of it.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at September 10, 2024 04:23 PM (UsZOO)

ROFL!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 10, 2024 04:24 PM (w6EFb)

158 I think many of the Leftists are afraid they will face criminal justice

Posted by: Skip at September 10, 2024 04:24 PM (fwDg9)

159 And reports of gangs BBQing fellow Haitians in Haiti.

How many gang members have made it into the US under humanitarian parole? Like ISIS, surely some.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you... at September 10, 2024 04:24 PM (NFX2v)

160 Leftists then: There is nothing wrong with eating a little pussy. LOVE IS LOVE

Leftists now: How dare you claim our newcomer friends are eating a little pussy! COOKING IS COOKING

Posted by: 18-1 at September 10, 2024 04:24 PM (oZhjI)

161 I believe the locals at the town meeting... Nuff' said

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2024 04:24 PM (IyPmt)

162 2020 Trump said Pussy

2024 Trump saved Pussy

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 10, 2024 04:25 PM (aPY1X)

163 151 29 years ago walking dogs on hiking trail found slaughtered baby goat in a plastic bag. CREEPY
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 10, 2024 04:23 PM (5NDhQ)

That made the hair on the back of my neck stand up. That's disgusting. I don't want that here, go home and do that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 10, 2024 04:25 PM (6gSPY)

164 Now the Koreans are buying dog strollers and have the worst birth rate on the planet. Well below replacement level.
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2024 04:14 PM (HJ9BW)


Eh, I see a-holes with their dogs and/or cats in strollers almost every time I go for a walk.

Along with special little water bottles and bowls and snacks.

It's sad and weird.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 10, 2024 04:25 PM (eDfFs)

165 I stole this from somewhere but there's no magic in moving people from one hellhole to here, they're going to keep acting like savages
....
Posted by: CaliGirl

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I have seen a few memes where Germans, Dutch, French, etc. go to visit places like Poland, Japan, etc. and are amazed at how beautiful they are -- no crime, no filth, no savages in the streets yammering about their pedo god.....

Our grandchildren will never forgive us for what we allowed the Left to do to our countries.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 10, 2024 04:25 PM (/A8nq)

166 bestial necrophilia as the new in thing for 2025.

You gotta slam the chicken's head in the drawer at just the right time.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 10, 2024 04:25 PM (5NDhQ)

167 also works for underwear
Posted by: anachronda at September 10, 2024 04:16 PM (oY6Yp)

Yeah no. It doesn't.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at September 10, 2024 04:25 PM (JCLJi)

168 51 They always do this -- they find one narrow thing they can deny, and they deny that, while pretending their denial is global, if you will, and applies to the entire point or story.

ah, yes. the old mortar and pestle fallacy. or something like that.
Posted by: anachronda
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Motte and Bailey technique.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2024 04:25 PM (kW+z9)

169 >> I still call bestial necrophilia as the new in thing for 2025.


Beating Off a Dead Horse?


I can tell you from experience. That doesn't work.

Posted by: Cenk Uygur at September 10, 2024 04:25 PM (uXHpV)

170 This is exactly the same shit the left pulls on us all the time.

Fine people.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 10, 2024 04:24 PM (aPY1X)

Exactly. Keep hammering it.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 10, 2024 04:25 PM (w6EFb)

171 29 years ago walking dogs on hiking trail found slaughtered baby goat in a plastic bag. CREEPY
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty


And you didn't warn us about the hazards of microplastics then?!?

Posted by: mikeski at September 10, 2024 04:26 PM (DgGvY)

172 Our cat just informed me she is voting for Trump.
Hey, if the dead can vote, why not our cat?

I'll go poll the chickens. BRB.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 10, 2024 04:26 PM (Rbu5d)

173 @156

>>I think the best part about this is that Trump will happily embrace the memes of him embracing kittens and ducks.

They need to AI Trump as Ace Ventura Pet Detective in that scene where all the birds and animals are flocking to him.

Jim Carey will f**king whine like a little b**ch but so be it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2024 04:26 PM (XV/Pl)

174 153 This meme has BIG traction. It's visceral. It doesn't matter if it's true or not.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 10, 2024 04:23 PM (w6EFb)

And we know this by the over the top reaction to the left suddenly concerned about absolute truth. Somehow this need escaped them when talking about couches and facts of life.

Posted by: Piper at September 10, 2024 04:26 PM (pZEOD)

175 I've got to speak up for Haitians a bit here.

I'm part West Indian (fact, not a statement of assumed authority in the matter). Growing up in NYC, I saw nothing but hard-working Haitian immigrants starting and maintaining businesses there. Saw lots of other Caribbean immigrants of course (the annual West Indian Parade in Brooklyn was bigger than the PR Day Parade in Manhattan), but the Haitians stood out. I would regularly hear in conversations in the neighborhood that the Haitians were considered 'the Jews of the Caribbean' due to their industrious nature. This batch we see here is different. The conditions of that country now are horrendous - and it was no paradise back in the 80s. I feel terrible about it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 10, 2024 04:27 PM (mMrkq)

176 The current power in Haiti is held by some guy who calls himself "BarBQue". Not much of a stretch to understand why.

Plus the rumors of cannibalism down there aren't comforting.

Posted by: Orson at September 10, 2024 04:27 PM (dIske)

177 156 I think the best part about this is that Trump will happily embrace the memes of him embracing kittens and ducks.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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Yep. I am sure that someone will soon take up the leftist banner that even it was rhetorically true, it is mean, unfair, and we are not that sort of person schtick.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2024 04:27 PM (kW+z9)

178 >>This meme has BIG traction.


I want it on a T-Shirt.

Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2024 04:27 PM (uXHpV)

179 It behooves all of us white Americans to at least raise more palatable pets for the Newcomers. Rabbits and Guinea Pigs for a start.

Posted by: Won't You Pitch In? at September 10, 2024 04:27 PM (CV8a5)

180
And this is why Jewish people and Chinese outside China tend to get flak. They live in the same areas in the cities, but they get up and out over a lifetime and the permanent residents do not.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2024 04:23 PM (n7h9X)

Most Asians do this as well, I'm thinking specifically of my Korean friends. Their parents busted their ass so their kids could become doctors and lawyers and engineers. They work hard. That's the secret of America. You work hard and you get to play hard. Delayed gratification.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 10, 2024 04:27 PM (6gSPY)

181 It's sad and weird.

Those with growing families kick old strollers to the curb.
The little dogs love it.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 10, 2024 04:27 PM (5NDhQ)

182 This meme has BIG traction. It's visceral. It doesn't matter if it's true or not.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 10, 2024 04:23 PM (w6EFb)

And we know this by the over the top reaction to the left suddenly concerned about absolute truth. Somehow this need escaped them when talking about couches and facts of life.
Posted by: Piper


What's funny is, the left trying to claim rayciss, and the people speaking at the city hall meeting were black. 😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 10, 2024 04:28 PM (IFeV+)

183 "I don't know if the aliens who are eating the ducks are in the room with us right now."

That thar's pretty good.

Posted by: m at September 10, 2024 04:28 PM (64Zez)

184
2020 Trump said Pussy
2024 Trump saved Pussy

Posted by: AlaBAMA


* golf clap *

Posted by: Mrs. Slocombe at September 10, 2024 04:28 PM (DgGvY)

185 He's melting down because the viral memes are simple and effective, because this is such a visceral issue to normies. There is ZERO way to spin this. Hence the meltdown.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 10, 2024 04:28 PM (setIA)

186 162 2020 Trump said Pussy

2024 Trump saved Pussy
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 10, 2024 04:25 PM (aPY1X)

OMG. Hilarious.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 10, 2024 04:28 PM (mMrkq)

187 29 years ago walking dogs on hiking trail found slaughtered baby goat in a plastic bag. CREEPY
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 10, 2024 04:23 PM (5NDhQ)
________________

When I was 12 and playing on some (as yet) undeveloped land I found a donkey's head wrapped in newspaper.

Weird. No idea what the back story was. Hard to even imagine a plausible back story.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2024 04:28 PM (YqDXo)

188 Yes, Swallowell, you chinese banging scold, people "have loved ones lost" and we are tweeting Trump duck/cat memes.

A CHILD WAS MURDERED BY A HAITIAN
IMMIGRANT. That is a loved one lost. But we can still point out the absurdity.

Vance's social media post was brilliant. It points out actual children's lives are being lost by Haitian immigrants, which is horrific and beyond dispute. But also shows he has a sense of humor.

Posted by: LizLem at September 10, 2024 04:28 PM (Eng1Z)

189 We also need to provide shredded carrots for their Native Chili.

Posted by: Trying to Help at September 10, 2024 04:29 PM (CV8a5)

190 correction:

"I don't know if the aliens who are eating *your* ducks are in the room with us right now."

Posted by: m at September 10, 2024 04:29 PM (64Zez)

191 MACA!!!

Make America Catty Again!

Oh... wait...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2024 04:29 PM (xaFKb)

192 Haitian cannibals were a thing before Biden's the news his uncle was eaten by them.

Posted by: torabora at September 10, 2024 04:29 PM (ianOL)

193 Eh, I see a-holes with their dogs and/or cats in strollers almost every time I go for a walk.

Along with special little water bottles and bowls and snacks.

It's sad and weird.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 10, 2024 04:25 PM (eDfFs)

Well in the old days you could raise a child and let the state give them teaching and see them come out with an education and a career.

These days you do that and they come out mutilated and destroyed.

Cats at least are to stubborn to be changed by anyone, even you.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2024 04:29 PM (n7h9X)

194 142 I stole this from somewhere but there's no magic in moving people from one hellhole to here, they're going to keep acting like savages. If we switched the populations of Denmark and Haiti, moved all the Haitians to Denmark and all the Danes to Haiti, in some amount of time the Danes would have Haiti up and working and Denmark would be a hellhole.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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The phrase is "Magic Dirt"

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2024 04:29 PM (kW+z9)

195 Almost all of California's local jurisdictions are ruled by people like Swallowswell.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2024 04:29 PM (RIvkX)

196 The left has been trying to teach their opponents that, when it comes to winning elections, what matters is not whether a claim is true; what matters is whether it is effective in helping you win. Trump will protect our beloved pets and precious wildlife! Why do Democrats hate them?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 10, 2024 04:29 PM (7fVdQ)

197 Their parents busted their ass so their kids could become doctors and lawyers and engineers.

One of the Best bosses I was lucky to work for was Korea American born here.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 10, 2024 04:29 PM (5NDhQ)

198 I've seen some anti-Trump cat memes on threads, and there's just something about lefty memes that don't work. The right's are funny and silly, and the left's are just mean-spirited and therefore not funny. They don't get humor.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 10, 2024 04:29 PM (w6EFb)

199 Eh, I see a-holes with their dogs and/or cats in strollers almost every time I go for a walk.

Along with special little water bottles and bowls and snacks.

It's sad and weird.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 10, 2024 04:25 PM (eDfFs)

Holy shit. My mini Dach followed my ATV a half mile up the road to me sister's, when I was leaving she asked me surely you aren't going to make him run all the way back on his little short legs? I replied; Watch me...

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 10, 2024 04:29 PM (pohLc)

200 161 I believe the locals at the town meeting... Nuff' said
Posted by: It's me donna
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City council meeting is the last place most people want to go. When many people from different backgrounds show up with the same complaint you can believe it.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 10, 2024 04:30 PM (sSaYo)

201 153 This meme has BIG traction. It's visceral. It doesn't matter if it's true or not.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

It has everything;
Funny,
Ridicules the world the Left is forcing on us.
Cats,,,,, and ducks.

This is viral happy warrior shit, and just weeks before an election.

(I saw one yesterday with a kitten raising its little furry fists. *fists* it was priceless.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 10, 2024 04:30 PM (/A8nq)

202 I remember when my son, Beau, was eaten by Haitians.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 10, 2024 04:30 PM (aPY1X)

203 Even if it was an American eating the cat, it's still a great meme. The more Trump relates to the average person and gets them laughing the more votes he gets

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 10, 2024 04:30 PM (O8bOp)

204 Like I said earlier, I want Trump to come out on the debate stage tonight with a cat in his arms. It would be 4d chess in trolling and would rattle all the right people.

Ten extra gold stars if it's a white cat wearing glasses. Elon would do it.

Posted by: LizLem at September 10, 2024 04:30 PM (Eng1Z)

205 When I was stationed in Miami, one group of people on the road everyone avoided was Haitians. Seemed to always be in a beat up Toyota, 10 crammed in the car and driving like Mr. Magoo on crack.

I don't hate Haitians, just the culture that they bring with them. Also, Biden/Harrison jettisoning them in to towns and consequences be damned. American citizens are the victims. We get the honor of paying for all of this and having our way of life threatened daily.

Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2024 04:30 PM (oiNtH)

206 And this is why Jewish people and Chinese outside China tend to get flak. They live in the same areas in the cities, but they get up and out over a lifetime and the permanent residents do not.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2024 04:23 PM (n7h9X)

Most Asians do this as well, I'm thinking specifically of my Korean friends. Their parents busted their ass so their kids could become doctors and lawyers and engineers. They work hard. That's the secret of America. You work hard and you get to play hard. Delayed gratification.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 10, 2024 04:27 PM (6gSPY)
________________

Some people attribute the success of the Jews and Asians to culture, but I think intelligence has a lot to do with it.

Of course, it's difficult to imagine an intelligent people having a stupid culture, as culture is kind of the distillate of a people.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2024 04:31 PM (YqDXo)

207 30 years ago cows were found in Lassen County with their organs removed. They left the meat.

Posted by: torabora at September 10, 2024 04:31 PM (ianOL)

208 5 What wonderful irony if Trump wins the single cat women vote because of this.
Posted by: LASue at September 10, 2024 04:04 PM (VPuca)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at September 10, 2024 04:31 PM (64Zez)

209 Years ago in Tampa we had coupla young Iranian guys in the apartment next door. College guys. We shared a front door landing. One of them butchered a dead goat for Ramadan i think it was. he had it hung on the landing rafter. The other renters were not happy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 10, 2024 04:31 PM (GTCVo)

210 > I stole this from somewhere but there's no magic in moving people from one hellhole to here, they're going to keep acting like savages
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The same is true of leftists. They crap all over one place and relocate elsewhere, only to crap all over that one.

Locusts. At times I think the only answer is extermination. Figuratively speaking. Maybe.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 10, 2024 04:31 PM (Q4IgG)

211 >>I don't hate Haitians, just the culture that they bring with them.


Also. The AIDS.

Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2024 04:31 PM (uXHpV)

212 I love little baby ducks, old pick-up trucks
Slow movin' trains and rain
I love little country streams, sleep without dreams
Sunday school in May and hay - Tom T Hall

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 10, 2024 04:31 PM (NtVYv)

213 I remember when my son, Beau, was eaten by Haitians.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 10, 2024 04:30 PM (aPY1X)
________________

I bet Hunter has eaten the odd cat or two.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2024 04:32 PM (YqDXo)

214 Ginni Thomas was talking about having to sit there and watch Teddy Kennedy question Clarence Thomas in regards to Anita Hill.

That people like Swallwell and Schiff and Warren, Blumenthal, Bernie, et al feel okay hopping up there and making spectacles of themselves after all they've said and done is a huge, huge indictment on our country as a whole.

Be better America.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
=====
Conclusion, it was wrong to end dueling. You get a tad more civilized elites if they face eating a bullet for their slanders and libels.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2024 04:32 PM (kW+z9)

215 The Haitians are the Jews of the Caribbean because of their industriousness?!?! Child, please. Not with an average IQ of 67.

A nation of sidewalk shitters with no sidewalks to shit on.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 10, 2024 04:32 PM (wBaIH)

216 I don't hate Haitians, just the culture that they bring with them.
________________

They ARE the culture.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2024 04:33 PM (YqDXo)

217 201 153 This meme has BIG traction. It's visceral. It doesn't matter if it's true or not.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

It has everything;
Funny,
Ridicules the world the Left is forcing on us.
Cats,,,,, and ducks.

This is viral happy warrior shit, and just weeks before an election.

(I saw one yesterday with a kitten raising its little furry fists. *fists* it was priceless.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 10, 2024 04:30 PM (/A8nq)

And when someone asks, "What's this all about?"

You get to say, "You know small town America? What if I told you that a town saw its population increase by 25% almost overnight, all due to illegals being shipped in and plopped there on purpose? It's about that."

*Percentages may be off. Math is stupid.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 10, 2024 04:33 PM (KbCG3)

218 Dude didn't deserve a relatively good looking Chinese spy. They should've given him an ugly one.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 10, 2024 04:33 PM (4jTHz)

219 He's melting down because the viral memes are simple and effective, because this is such a visceral issue to normies. There is ZERO way to spin this. Hence the meltdown.

Posted by: DudeAbiding


You know what I love? People keep pointing out the D's are all about the feels over the thinking, and we can't reach them with our usual reasoned arguments, but then when we get served an easy homer right over the plate to hit them in the feels? Same people tell us to stick with the reasoned arguments.

Almost like some folks just don't want us to win...

Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at September 10, 2024 04:33 PM (OUMaO)

220 202 I remember when my son, Beau, was eaten by Haitians.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 10, 2024 04:30 PM (aPY1X)

They barfed him up. Doesn't count.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 10, 2024 04:33 PM (GTCVo)

221 153 This meme has BIG traction. It's visceral. It doesn't matter if it's true or not.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 10, 2024 04:23 PM (w6EFb)

Exactly!

Posted by: m at September 10, 2024 04:33 PM (64Zez)

222 I saw nothing but hard-working Haitian immigrants starting and maintaining businesses there.

They had chosen to leave Haiti and live a different life. The Biden Colonizers were offered free crap and a free flight to get "jobs" in a place that will pay them to breathe.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 10, 2024 04:34 PM (UJJWg)

223 Dude didn't deserve a relatively good looking Chinese spy. They should've given him an ugly one.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 10, 2024 04:33 PM (4jTHz)

uhh, yeah, so.....

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 10, 2024 04:34 PM (NtVYv)

224 214 Ginni Thomas was talking about having to sit there and watch Teddy Kennedy question Clarence Thomas in regards to Anita Hill.

That people like Swallwell and Schiff and Warren, Blumenthal, Bernie, et al feel okay hopping up there and making spectacles of themselves after all they've said and done is a huge, huge indictment on our country as a whole.

Be better America.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
=====
Conclusion, it was wrong to end dueling. You get a tad more civilized elites if they face eating a bullet for their slanders and libels.
Posted by: whig at September 10, 2024 04:32 PM (kW+z9)

It might at least make them think twice. Maybe.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 10, 2024 04:34 PM (KbCG3)

225 I've seen some anti-Trump cat memes on threads, and there's just something about lefty memes that don't work. The right's are funny and silly, and the left's are just mean-spirited and therefore not funny. They don't get humor.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 10, 2024 04:29 PM (w6EFb)

I don't know if they were pro trump or anti trump but I have seen a lot of pics where they brush out an orange cat and put the brushings on the cats head.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2024 04:34 PM (n7h9X)

226 MACA!!!
Make America Catty Again!
Oh... wait...
Posted by: Romeo13


Don't leave out the dogs, MAFACA!

Make America Feline And Canine Again!

Posted by: probably not Samuel L. Jackson at September 10, 2024 04:34 PM (DgGvY)

227 Democrats cannot meme.

It's not in their DNA.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 10, 2024 04:34 PM (aPY1X)

228 Really ??? this is the hill they chose to die on ? FOOLS.

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2024 04:35 PM (V13WU)

229 Like I said earlier, I want Trump to come out on the debate stage tonight with a cat in his arms. It would be 4d chess in trolling and would rattle all the right people.

Ten extra gold stars if it's a white cat wearing glasses. Elon would do it.
Posted by: LizLem
......

Mr. Bigglesworth

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2024 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

230
Some people attribute the success of the Jews and Asians to culture, but I think intelligence has a lot to do with it.

Of course, it's difficult to imagine an intelligent people having a stupid culture, as culture is kind of the distillate of a people.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2024 04:31 PM

I think IQ plays a huge part as well as culture? But even if I think of people I know that are kind of stupid and a good culture can tame their stupidity so they are successful in life.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 10, 2024 04:35 PM (6gSPY)

231 Dude didn't deserve a relatively good looking Chinese spy. They should've given him an ugly one.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 10, 2024 04:33 PM (4jTHz)

Lots of good looking women in China. She ain't one of them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 10, 2024 04:35 PM (pohLc)

232 228 Really ??? this is the hill they chose to die on ? FOOLS.
Posted by: runner at September 10, 2024 04:35 PM (V13WU)

Been better if they had ignored it

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2024 04:35 PM (IyPmt)

233 Ace - check this trash out.

https://x.com/AttorneyCrump/status/

1833302619596390558

Posted by: Piper at September 10, 2024 04:07 PM (p4NUW)

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Child rape should be a capital offense.

Execute that spawn of Satan ... twice, just to be sure.

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 10, 2024 04:35 PM (1ngKI)

234 The Trump pet memes are hysterical though. so funny. lefties don't have a sense of humor at all.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 10, 2024 04:35 PM (YiKO5)

235 >>It's not in their DNA.


Neither is Self-Deprecating Humor.

Set Phasers to : MEME

Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2024 04:36 PM (uXHpV)

236
Are all the residents lying, too, earwick swellwells?

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 10, 2024 04:36 PM (w6BAA)

237 Being killed in a duel is a little strong. I am in favor of knuckle sandwiches though.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 10, 2024 04:36 PM (Z8Yh2)

238 Must be Tuesday.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2024 04:37 PM (PDf99)

239 Mr. Bigglesworth
Posted by: wth at September 10, 2024 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

Was that the white cat the james bond villian had?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 10, 2024 04:37 PM (YiKO5)

240 235 >>It's not in their DNA.


Neither is Self-Deprecating Humor.

Set Phasers to : MEME
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2024 04:36 PM (uXHpV)


I mean really.. How many Trump/ Hitler memes does one need before they get boring ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2024 04:37 PM (IyPmt)

241 The left doesn't realize that when they spotlight these memes they only make Trump stronger.

He feeds off their rage.

Posted by: Shenanigans at September 10, 2024 04:37 PM (pZ0Mr)

242 All your women are men and you cannot meme

The cool kids are hopefully seeing just how psycho the left has become and opting for trad women and
Macho work.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 10, 2024 04:37 PM (aPY1X)

243 "It hasn't. It also hasn't been confirmed, but it hasn't been debunked, either. There were reports of Haitians eating neighborhood pets. And duck ponds. We had two Springfield natives stating that in the town council meetings."

To be fair, they were eating the ducks- not the pond itself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2024 04:37 PM (PDf99)

244 Conclusion, it was wrong to end dueling. You get a tad more civilized elites if they face eating a bullet for their slanders and libels.

I agree with President Grant's take on dueling: if I decide some SOB deserves to be dead, I'm not going to give him an even chance.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 10, 2024 04:38 PM (UJJWg)

245 So Haitians are eating pets. Indians are shitting on the beach. We need a few Germans to take a dump on a glass coffee table. They like that stuff...yes?

Posted by: Orson at September 10, 2024 04:38 PM (dIske)

246 Off to teach my last class and then figure out if weather is going to be bad enough tomorrow to close.

Posted by: Piper at September 10, 2024 04:38 PM (pZEOD)

247 Also, one of my free meals is now snoring in his chair.

Posted by: Piper at September 10, 2024 04:38 PM (pZEOD)

248 Conclusion, it was wrong to end dueling. You get a tad more civilized elites if they face eating a bullet for their slanders and libels.
Posted by: whig at September 10, 2024 04:32 PM (kW+z9)

It might at least make them think twice. Maybe.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 10, 2024 04:34 PM (KbCG3)

Lincoln was challenged to a duel once. His fiancee Mary and a friend of hers published some attacks on another politician and he called him out (it was James Shields IIRC, later a Civil War general).

As the one called out, he had choice of weapons and after joking 'cow dung at 20 paces' he opted for a cutlass. As he was probably a foot or so taller, and had those long, lean and strong arms, the sight of Lincoln swooshing the sword around made Shields accept the apology and no duel came off.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2024 04:38 PM (n7h9X)

249 30 years ago cows were found in Lassen County with their organs removed. They left the meat.
Posted by: torabora


It was the chupacabra.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 10, 2024 04:38 PM (v6JzV)

250 >>> I stole this from somewhere but there's no magic in moving people from one hellhole to here, they're going to keep acting like savages
------
The same is true of leftists. They crap all over one place and relocate elsewhere, only to crap all over that one.


I'm reminded of the meme showing Detroit and Hiroshima. Hiroshima was ashes after WW2 and is now a gleaming city. Detroit was a gleaming city and now is ashes.

It's as if certain cultures, politics, and policies lend themselves to building and creating, and others to destruction and decay.

The snopes debunking of this meme is hilarous, btw. The meme is "false" because the original memer accidentally used a picture of modern Yokohama instead of Hiroshima.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/hiroshima-vs-detroit/

Posted by: LizLem at September 10, 2024 04:38 PM (Eng1Z)

251 Swallwell needs a ball gag and a leather bustier

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2024 04:38 PM (GJuub)

252 The conditions of that country now are horrendous - and it was no paradise back in the 80s. I feel terrible about it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 10, 2024 04:27 PM (mMrkq)

The US experiment... our Declaration of Independence... the one that most US Politicians do not understand... was based on the Premise that it was a People's RIGHT and DUTY, to choose their own Leaders and Government. That it was up to THEM to choose their future... not people in a foreign land, living in a foreign culture.

We can't fix the world... they need to fix themselves... but in our Politician's Hubris post WW2, we have bankrupted ourselves trying to tell the entire world, how to live... while allowing our own country to lose its way.

We now have more foreign born, living in the US, than ever before in our history.... and OUR culture, is showing that we cannot assimilate that many.

Our 'Leaders' have decided that because we might wake up and decide on other Leaders, they will replace the populace with Non Americans.

I'm sad we can't fix the world... but we should not be destroying ourselves, trying to do so... because... we can't, they must fix themselves.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2024 04:38 PM (xaFKb)

253 251 Swallwell needs a ball gag and a leather bustier
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2024 04:38 PM (GJuub)


*throws up in trashcan*

Thanks for that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 10, 2024 04:39 PM (aPY1X)

254 251 Swallwell needs a ball gag and a leather bustier
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2024 04:38 PM (GJuub)


Don't worry, he has one.

Posted by: Shenanigans at September 10, 2024 04:39 PM (pZ0Mr)

255 251 Swallwell needs a ball gag and a leather bustier
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2024 04:38 PM (GJuub)


LOL... I like your thinking

Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2024 04:39 PM (IyPmt)

256 Most Asians do this as well, I'm thinking specifically of my Korean friends. Their parents busted their ass so their kids could become doctors and lawyers and engineers. They work hard. That's the secret of America. You work hard and you get to play hard. Delayed gratification.
Posted by: CaliGirl

I saw this in Cali when we got a huge influx of Vietnames & Cambodians after the war. They would live 10 people to a 1 bedroom apartment, learn English, and the kids excelled in school and it was not unusual to see them on HS and college honor rolls after being in the US a relatively short time. The parents started business, sacrificed and became successful as well. The black population hated them for this as they felt left behind but weren't willing to make the sacrifices that legal immigrant Asians did. Turns out LBJ's Great Society was a scam.

Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2024 04:40 PM (oiNtH)

257 I remember when my son, Beau, was eaten by Haitians.

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 10, 2024 04:30 PM (aPY1X)

They barfed him up. Doesn't count.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 10, 2024 04:33 PM (GTCVo)


Though to be fair...


They did sew the barfed up pieces together again and resurrected him as a zombie.

Beau's now working as the fry guy in a Port au Prince Hardy's.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 10, 2024 04:40 PM (eDfFs)

258 Been better if they had ignored it
Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2024 04:35 PM (IyPmt)

yep, now everyone in the TikTok universe is going to find pics of Haitian(s) with butchered geese

Posted by: runner at September 10, 2024 04:40 PM (V13WU)

259
What does a future with kalama look like?

/cue Gilligan's Island theme song

no lights! no motorcars!
not a single luxury


Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 10, 2024 04:40 PM (w6BAA)

260 The cool kids are hopefully seeing just how psycho the left has become and opting for trad women and
Macho work.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 10, 2024 04:37 PM (aPY1X)
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Both of my grandsons are working the trades: One is an electrician and has his lineman certificate and the other has his AC cert. Couldn't be prouder of the work either my daughter and her husband instilled in their children.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 10, 2024 04:40 PM (tT6L1)

261 Carrying the cat to the debate would be perfect. Then don't mention the cat. If Kamala asks him about it, just say, “the cat loves me. She wants me to be president. Very common in the cat community. Ducks too.”

Posted by: Oglebay at September 10, 2024 04:41 PM (7fVdQ)

262 53 This meme has BIG traction. It's visceral. It doesn't matter if it's true or not.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 10, 2024 04:23 PM (w6EFb)

Exactly!

Posted by: m at September 10, 2024 04:33 PM (64Zez)
________________

I couldn't agree more!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2024 04:41 PM (YqDXo)

263

Both of my grandsons are working the trades: One is an electrician and has his lineman certificate and the other has his AC cert. Couldn't be prouder of the work either my daughter and her husband instilled in their children.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 10, 2024 04:40 PM (tT6L1)

Amen to that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 10, 2024 04:41 PM (aPY1X)

264 Even myself, with mixed sympathies, have to say that Grant was a BADASS…

Posted by: tubal at September 10, 2024 04:41 PM (PCK5/)

265 Swalwell is talking out his arse. Again.

Posted by: Boulder Terlit Hobo, not dead at September 10, 2024 04:41 PM (z+Vno)

266 They had chosen to leave Haiti and live a different life. The Biden Colonizers were offered free crap and a free flight to get "jobs" in a place that will pay them to breathe.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 10, 2024 04:34 PM (UJJWg)
_______________

They do more than that. They also turn food into shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2024 04:41 PM (YqDXo)

267 Rufo has more video from that apartment building in Aurora, CO.

http://tiny.cc/poilzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 10, 2024 04:41 PM (Odg76)

268 I replied; Watch me...
Posted by: Xipe Totec
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Tough guy.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 10, 2024 04:41 PM (sSaYo)

269 I saw this in Cali when we got a huge influx of Vietnames & Cambodians after the war. They would live 10 people to a 1 bedroom apartment, learn English, and the kids excelled in school and it was not unusual to see them on HS and college honor rolls after being in the US a relatively short time. The parents started business, sacrificed and became successful as well. The black population hated them for this as they felt left behind but weren't willing to make the sacrifices that legal immigrant Asians did. Turns out LBJ's Great Society was a scam.
Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2024 04:40 PM (oiNtH)
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I saw the same thing with the same types of refugees in the Twin Cities back in the nineties.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 10, 2024 04:42 PM (tT6L1)

270 30 years ago cows were found in Lassen County with their organs removed. They left the meat.
Posted by: torabora

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Huh. I was living in Lassen County 30 years ago and never heard of this.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 10, 2024 04:42 PM (VdhcA)

271 Been better if they had ignored it
Posted by: It's me donna at September 10, 2024 04:35 PM (IyPmt)

—————

Right?

Posted by: Barbra Streisand at September 10, 2024 04:42 PM (u73oe)

272 J-6 was an armed insurrection! The prayer lady said she was going to "bring the Calvary!!!" OMG OMG OMG!

Posted by: Eric the Half Wit. at September 10, 2024 04:42 PM (592Pr)

273 Carrying the cat to the debate would be perfect. Then don't mention the cat. If Kamala asks him about it, just say, “the cat loves me. She wants me to be president. Very common in the cat community. Ducks too.”

Posted by: Oglebay at September 10, 2024 04:41 PM (7fVdQ)
________________

They're coming with me for protection!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2024 04:42 PM (YqDXo)

274 30 years ago cows were found in Lassen County with their organs removed. They left the meat.
Posted by: torabora


It was the chupacabra.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at September 10, 2024 04:38 PM (v6JzV)

That's space aliens.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2024 04:43 PM (n7h9X)

275 What does a future with kalama look like?

/cue Gilligan's Island theme song

no lights! no motorcars!
not a single luxury

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 10, 2024 04:40 PM (w6BAA)
****
Trabant sales skyrocket! Delivery in 10 years.

Posted by: torabora at September 10, 2024 04:43 PM (ianOL)

276 251 Swallwell needs a ball gag and a leather bustier
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2024 04:38 PM (GJuub)
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He probably already owns them.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 10, 2024 04:43 PM (tT6L1)

277 269 I saw this in Cali when we got a huge influx of Vietnames & Cambodians after the war. They would live 10 people to a 1 bedroom apartment, learn English, and the kids excelled in school and it was not unusual to see them on HS and college honor rolls after being in the US a relatively short time. The parents started business, sacrificed and became successful as well. The black population hated them for this as they felt left behind but weren't willing to make the sacrifices that legal immigrant Asians did. Turns out LBJ's Great Society was a scam.
Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2024 04:40 PM (oiNtH)
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I saw the same thing with the same types of refugees in the Twin Cities back in the nineties.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 10, 2024 04:42 PM (tT6L1)

My daughter had a Korean kid in her class. Was chatting up the dad one day. Great guy. Told me about how his family was big into real estate investing. Owned a few shops. One was a nail salon. I said, "Way to steer into that stereotype." He laughed.

We never spoke again after that...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 10, 2024 04:43 PM (KbCG3)

278 MACA!!!
Make America Catty Again!
Oh... wait...
Posted by: Romeo13

Don't leave out the dogs, MAFACA!


Make America Feline And Canine Again!
Posted by: probably not Samuel L. Jackson at September 10, 2024 04:34 PM (DgGvY)

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MACACA!


Make America Catty And Canine Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 10, 2024 04:44 PM (1ngKI)

279 "live 10 people to a 1 bedroom apartment"

and dont learn english.

Posted by: stuff mexicans do at September 10, 2024 04:44 PM (Z8Yh2)

280 Being killed in a duel is a little strong. I am in favor of knuckle sandwiches though.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 10, 2024 04:36 PM (Z8Yh2)
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"To the pain!" -- the man in black

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 10, 2024 04:44 PM (7fElN)

281 The joke is that Trump hates animals and they hate him (like the eagle that was clearly disturbed and not being free to rip his face off).

Posted by: Baby Huey at September 10, 2024 04:44 PM (AzNER)

282 I saw this in Cali when we got a huge influx of Vietnames & Cambodians after the war. They would live 10 people to a 1 bedroom apartment, learn English, and the kids excelled in school and it was not unusual to see them on HS and college honor rolls after being in the US a relatively short time. The parents started business, sacrificed and became successful as well. The black population hated them for this as they felt left behind but weren't willing to make the sacrifices that legal immigrant Asians did. Turns out LBJ's Great Society was a scam.
Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2024 04:40 PM (oiNtH)
_________________

They hated them because the Asians' success gave the lie to the excuse that non-white people could not prosper in America.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2024 04:44 PM (YqDXo)

283 OT

This:
https://bayourenaissanceman.blog
spot.com/2024/09/is-american-job-market-being.html

deserves a lot of attention.
"Is the American job market being deliberately manipulated in favor of migrants?"

Read it. (From the national treasure Sarah Hoyt (that's a joke since I got crap for saying that yesterday, but this is why she is so valuable - she highlights a lot of stuff that just does not get out there because it is a little fringe.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 10, 2024 04:44 PM (/A8nq)

284 Update that pudding cup with new, AI generated pudding.

Someone who's good at AI prompts needs to do something like "an Ewok dipping their balls in pudding in front of Norah O'Donnell".

Posted by: Ian S. at September 10, 2024 04:45 PM (2ocoG)

285 cows were found in Lassen County with their organs removed. They left the meat.

Coyote and wolf behavior.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 10, 2024 04:45 PM (5NDhQ)

286
Back in 2016, the leftist cocksuckers "memed" the Trump sons, Don & Eric, with a very fake hunting pic of them standing over a fresh kill -- the corpse of triceratops.

The left loved this meme because A LOT of shitheads believed it was real and it was pissing them off!

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 10, 2024 04:45 PM (w6BAA)

287 Swallwell has to be a meme of a stupid Democrat. He can't be real.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 10, 2024 04:45 PM (X6Fkb)

288 The picture is fake ... but true.

If there really are 20K new Haitians stuffed into that small town, I can imagine more than a few are eating the tame local wildlife, and probably a few cats and dogs.

There are stories of Chinese restaurants doing some of that as well, surprising the patrons with some kung pao not chicken.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 10, 2024 04:45 PM (Cus5s)

289 That Kamala rap song is cringe and not everyone in the comments is buying what she's selling. Comment:

Rosalyne
@Rosalyn94802033
·
15h
And that’s basically all Black people are going to get from Kamala and the Democrats and history proves me right is a song and a dance, and some bogus ass symbolism!

Posted by: LizLem at September 10, 2024 04:45 PM (Eng1Z)

290 Well, Ace knows a thing or two about shelves and a woman's shelf life.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 10, 2024 04:45 PM (pfj2x)

291 Huh. I was living in Lassen County 30 years ago and never heard of this.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 10,
****
It was in the Lassen County Times. I suppose I could go looking in SmallTownNewpapers
.com if it doesn't Google

Posted by: torabora at September 10, 2024 04:45 PM (ianOL)

292 Same people tell us to stick with the reasoned arguments.

Almost like some folks just don't want us to win...
Posted by: Brother Tim
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Because those people related to politics as a social event--not as a matter of life and death. For far too many people living the wreckage of society, politics IS a matter of life and death.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2024 04:46 PM (kW+z9)

293 Out of curiosity I googled "Haitians eating cats" last night. Of course google provided me with a large selection "of " Republicans are racist and Haitians don't eat cats" stories.

But interestingly some old archived Reddit and quora posts came up with people asking and talking about Haitians eating cats. One Reddit post from 2011 was from a nervous cat owning man who was scared because the Haitian woman staying with him talked about how she like cats and he had several for pets. Looking at some of these older internet posts it seemed to me that sometimes Haitians do eat cats.

Since we know Chinese people eat dogs and there's a huge dog meat trade that many people have been trying to stop why is this so controversial to say about Haitians. They are from a different culture and appears they will eat cats and catch our local ducks

Posted by: ChristiCat at September 10, 2024 04:46 PM (CpSFA)

294 The hens say "YES" to Trump.
THe cockeral was non-commital, but I told him freezer camp was an option...

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 10, 2024 04:46 PM (Rbu5d)

295 AI Trump doing things real Trump can't do - like run, or hold a kitten.

Posted by: Baby Huey at September 10, 2024 04:46 PM (AzNER)

296 > "Is the American job market being deliberately manipulated in favor of migrants?"

I saw a claim online the other day that in the last few years, native born American job growth has been negative. All the job growth has been non-native.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 10, 2024 04:47 PM (Odg76)

297 It was in the Lassen County Times. I suppose I could go looking in SmallTownNewpapers
.com if it doesn't Google
Posted by: torabora at September 10, 2024 04:45 PM (ianOL)
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The Lassen County Times also had a 32-point headline that read "City Ponders Curfew For Miners."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 10, 2024 04:47 PM (VdhcA)

298 This is for the last thread, but I couldn't comment in time.
I don't know why, but the pile on for the dad here smells funny to me.
I don't know if he sucked as a person, honestly.
However, I also don't trust the people telling me he sucks.

I think everyone sees a kid perform a terrible act and it just has to be his father's fault so we aren't asking who is describing this guy and why should we believe them?

He could be a $hitheel... certainly, but because of the past 8 years going on 30, I'm more abt to believe hes being set up to come after more gun owners... or insurance companies... something - there is always an angle.

Posted by: Inogame at September 10, 2024 04:47 PM (53oGX)

299 *nods to kitteh*

Oh, her? She's my attack pussy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2024 04:48 PM (RIvkX)

300
A haitian at the gym told me that haitians bathe, poop, and pee in the same water.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 10, 2024 04:48 PM (w6BAA)

301 53 This meme has BIG traction. It's visceral. It doesn't matter if it's true or not.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 10, 2024 04:23 PM (w6EFb)
__________________

Alinsky was an SOB, but he was right: the best attacks are ones that your side loves, and that ridicule the other side.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2024 04:48 PM (YqDXo)

302 Why can't Haitians kill and eat trolls?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 10, 2024 04:48 PM (X6Fkb)

303 Huh. I was living in Lassen County 30 years ago and never heard of this.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 10,
****
Google cow mutilation! There's LOTS OF COW MUTILATION ON THE LEFT COAST.
It was in the Lassen County Times. I suppose I could go looking in SmallTownNewpapers
.com

Posted by: torabora at September 10, 2024 04:48 PM (ianOL)

304 This meme has BIG traction. It's visceral. It doesn't matter if it's true or not.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Exactly!
Posted by: m


Even if it's not true, it has a certain truthiness to it.

Posted by: also probably not Stephen Colbert at September 10, 2024 04:48 PM (DgGvY)

305 Eric Swalwell

LOL!!!! That was amazing! Fake (allegedly) but accurate, yo!

The meme's coming out of this are some of the most hilarious ones I've seen.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 10, 2024 04:48 PM (sAmhv)

306 Really ??? this is the hill they chose to die on ? FOOLS.
Posted by: runner at September 10, 2024 04:35 PM (V13WU)

Been better if they had ignored it
Posted by: It's me donna

The Left never misses the opportunity to argue tooth and nail that they are right all the time and that those on the Right are evil. Even if they have to use the stupidest arguments to do so.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 10, 2024 04:48 PM (oEWLd)

307 Apparently some leftists are trying to own the MAGAs with the duck memes, saying well you eat ducks too!

Yeah. We get permits and hunting licenses. And shoot ducks in the wild. NOT go after ducks in the parks, which are basically like pets, with little kids watching.

Pathetic attempt. Do better, libs.

Posted by: LizLem at September 10, 2024 04:48 PM (Eng1Z)

308 Sara Hoyt seems like a bit of a cat lady herself, and many of her commenters seem like weirdos.

Apart from that, she seems okay.

Posted by: How Was The Play, Mrs. Lincoln? at September 10, 2024 04:49 PM (EWE4F)

309 *nods to kitteh*

Oh, her? She's my attack pussy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2024 04:48 PM (RIvkX)
_________________

Then grabs the pussy. Tell me that one wouldn't go viral!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2024 04:49 PM (YqDXo)

310 Haitians Ate My Buick.

Posted by: Thomas Dolby at September 10, 2024 04:49 PM (Ybyk2)

311
There are stories of Chinese restaurants doing some of that as well, surprising the patrons with some kung pao not chicken.
Posted by: illiniwek
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Not just stories. My FIL was a county sanitarian for about a decade. Chinese restaurants occasionally would be caught with dog and sometimes cat carcasses in the freezer and would claim those were for personal consumption when caught. He would shut them down for it for a week and required them to spend the time cleaning their coolers and kitchen surfaces thoroughly with bleach.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2024 04:49 PM (kW+z9)

312 Trool meat is reall gamey, yes??

Posted by: tubal at September 10, 2024 04:49 PM (PCK5/)

313 Haiti has no home here.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 10, 2024 04:49 PM (CHHv1)

314 @289

>>And that’s basically all Black people are going to get from Kamala and the Democrats

Oh you're going to get something, around 100k Venezuelans and Guatemalans in your neighborhood.

Good luck with the NWO.

You thought whitey was bad, just wait.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2024 04:49 PM (XV/Pl)

315 A healthy cow is worth a lot at $15 pound for steaks and they're removing the organs and leaving the meat!

Posted by: torabora at September 10, 2024 04:49 PM (ianOL)

316 Posted by: Weasel at September 10, 2024 04:11

Weasel, you (should) have gun thread email.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 10, 2024 04:49 PM (EPPhJ)

317 Apparently some leftists are trying to own the MAGAs with the duck memes, saying well you eat ducks too!
_______________

Proof positive that our meme stung them badly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2024 04:50 PM (YqDXo)

318
Oh, her? She's my attack pussy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2024 04

“ There’s a bunch back there. They follow me allover. I just grabbed this one

Posted by: Oglebay at September 10, 2024 04:50 PM (7fVdQ)

319 Suburban duck ponds are America's biggest scam.

You can take those ducks home. They're free.

Posted by: Duck Collector at September 10, 2024 04:50 PM (EWE4F)

320
Remember years ago were we laughing because obama and the Democrats set up a federal grant to "train" African men how to wash their african penises?

Well, these people really don't know basic hygiene. They're basically savages with no understanding of the difference between sewerage and potable water.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 10, 2024 04:50 PM (w6BAA)

321 With the amount of anger dams are showing over this obviously the AI campaign needs to be ramped up. JD should be wearing t-shirts with these images on them. The Harris campaign is not shutting up about cat ladies for Kamala and are even hosting a big watch party tonight for the cat ladies to raise money

Posted by: ChristiCat at September 10, 2024 04:50 PM (CpSFA)

322 136...Swalwell is near the top of that list - well, at least in the first volume.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 10, 2024 04:20 PM (/A8nq)

Did he visit a famous island with Epstein?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 10, 2024 04:50 PM (Rbu5d)

323 285 cows were found in Lassen County with their organs removed. They left the meat.

Coyote and wolf behavior.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 10, 2024 04:45 PM (5NDhQ)

Same with orcas. I ain't ruling out orcas.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 10, 2024 04:51 PM (KbCG3)

324 I live in duck nirvana, but I don't hunt ducks, because I won't eat duck, or goose, or sandhill crane. They all taste like duck, which tastes bad.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 10, 2024 04:51 PM (pohLc)

325 308 Sara Hoyt seems like a bit of a cat lady herself, and many of her commenters seem like weirdos.

Apart from that, she seems okay.
Posted by: How Was The Play, Mrs. Lincoln?
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Heart is in the right place. I am not going to shoot at the right for the foreseeable future. GOPe, however, can EABOD.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2024 04:51 PM (kW+z9)

326 @317

>>Proof positive that our meme stung them badly.

Ersatz Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore: Lefty can't Meme.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2024 04:51 PM (XV/Pl)

327 It was in the Lassen County Times. I suppose I could go looking in SmallTownNewpapers
.com if it doesn't Google
Posted by: torabora at September 10, 2024 04:45 PM (ianOL)
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The land orcas of Lassen County. They breed in Honey Lake.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 10, 2024 04:51 PM (VdhcA)

328 cut and paste fail...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 10, 2024 04:52 PM (VdhcA)

329 I predict a lot of stories in top tier press (nyt, ...) over next few days about how Republicans are xenophobic and create "urban myths" about foreigners doing strange things like eating pets, etc.

They will interview many psychologists who will attribute it to improper toilet training, or domineering mothers or something. Same things that make them "cling" to guns and religion.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 10, 2024 04:52 PM (/A8nq)

330 That Kamala rap song is cringe and not everyone in the comments is buying what she's selling.
___________________

Never mind rap, Kamala. Go for the Bollywood sound.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2024 04:52 PM (YqDXo)

331 Meme is over target sir.

Good impact! Good impact!

Secondary explosions.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 10, 2024 04:53 PM (aPY1X)

332 Google cow mutilation! There's LOTS OF COW MUTILATION ON THE LEFT COAST.
It was in the Lassen County Times. I suppose I could go looking in SmallTownNewpapers
.com
Posted by: torabora at September 10, 2024 04:48 PM (ianOL)

Well, I read some of this is just due to the way biology works. Say a cow dies off in the wild and sits there. Little predators and bugs and flies go for the softest area - eyes, ears, anus and consume the flesh. Tongue is also easy to get at. These get consumed. Organs through body cavity, but the limb meat is protected more and dries out in dry climate leaving skin, meat and skeleton.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2024 04:53 PM (n7h9X)

333 My cats were throwing up on the floor all the time, shitting outside their litter boxes.

I told them Trump now has double digit leads in the betting odds in Vegas.

They stopped throwing up and shitting on the floor.

Thanks, Donald!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 10, 2024 04:53 PM (dGCAG)

334 The best memes are of Trump saving kitties and ducks. Love.

The next best ones are of Kamala putting ducks and cats in pots or cooking them. Because it hits home to normies the immigration policies she championed are the reason we are even talking about this.

Posted by: LizLem at September 10, 2024 04:53 PM (Eng1Z)

335 288 The picture is fake ... but true.

If there really are 20K new Haitians stuffed into that small town, I can imagine more than a few are eating the tame local wildlife, and probably a few cats and dogs.

There are stories of Chinese restaurants doing some of that as well, surprising the patrons with some kung pao not chicken.
Posted by: illiniwek
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Example of political rhetoric that is effective because it has a grain of truth. Same as Middle Easterners buy goats to slaughter in person.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2024 04:53 PM (kW+z9)

336 325 308 Sara Hoyt seems like a bit of a cat lady herself, and many of her commenters seem like weirdos.

Apart from that, she seems okay.
Posted by: How Was The Play, Mrs. Lincoln?
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Heart is in the right place. I am not going to shoot at the right for the foreseeable future. GOPe, however, can EABOD.
Posted by: whig at September 10, 2024 04:51 PM (kW+z9)

I know that verdict sounds harsh. But I do actually mean it when I say she otherwise sounds okay. She's an asset at Instapundit, and the blog is less without her when she has a night off. I don't doubt she's a good person (I mean, as good as persons get and whatnot).

Posted by: I Think She's Odd But Likable Enough at September 10, 2024 04:54 PM (EWE4F)

337 I'm starting to get the impression that banging foreign spies is generally considered a perk rather than an operational hazard of working on capital hill.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at September 10, 2024 04:54 PM (ur899)

338 285 cows were found in Lassen County with their organs removed. They left the meat.

Coyote and wolf behavior.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 10, 2024 04:45 PM (5NDhQ)

Sir! This is pure Slander!

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius at September 10, 2024 04:55 PM (xaFKb)

339 I predict a lot of stories in top tier press (nyt, ...) over next few days about how Republicans are xenophobic and create "urban myths" about foreigners doing strange things like eating pets, etc.

They will interview many psychologists who will attribute it to improper toilet training, or domineering mothers or something. Same things that make them "cling" to guns and religion.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 10, 2024 04:52 PM (/A8nq)

This only works if the listeners aren't also xenophobic. But the more socialist you get the more xenophobic you are, since other groups cut into your grift.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2024 04:55 PM (n7h9X)

340 Mr. Bigglesworth
Posted by: wth at September 10, 2024 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

Was that the white cat the james bond villian had?
Posted by: IC - #FJB
......

Dr. Evil's cat in Austin Powers movie.

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2024 04:55 PM (v0R5T)

341 It's well known Chinese (over there) eat everything. 4 Chan videos prove rhat. Awful stuff.

They're sneaking Chinese in here too illegally. Don't know if their eating habits are importing too.

In Sacramento 40 50 years ago Southeast Asian immigrants would poach the hell out of the Sacramento River and set up fish markets in welfare apartments. Tarps on the floor.

Posted by: torabora at September 10, 2024 04:55 PM (ianOL)

342 "Chinese restaurants occasionally would be caught with dog and sometimes cat carcasses in the freezer"

yeah ... just meat to some of them, especially the first gen' I'd assume. In China dog is hanging in the open, for sale on the street. (with many other strange meats)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 10, 2024 04:55 PM (Cus5s)

343 I live in duck nirvana, but I don't hunt ducks, because I won't eat duck, or goose...
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 10, 2024 04:51 PM (pohLc)

You shouldn't have been goosing us in the first place.

Posted by: Sore Arsed Ducks at September 10, 2024 04:55 PM (dGCAG)

344 Swallow Wells Chinese honey pot has died of embarrassment from her assignment.

Posted by: Archer at September 10, 2024 04:56 PM (IDphi)

345 It's 8 o'clock.

Do you know where your cat is?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 10, 2024 04:56 PM (aPY1X)

346 329 I predict a lot of stories in top tier press (nyt, ...) over next few days about how Republicans are xenophobic and create "urban myths" about foreigners doing strange things like eating pets, etc.

They will interview many psychologists who will attribute it to improper toilet training, or domineering mothers or something. Same things that make them "cling" to guns and religion.
Posted by: Gentlemen
==========
The only people still reading those 'prestige' publications don't vote for Trump anyway. Trying to get their approval is something that only idiot GOPe staffers used to smelling the farts emanated by their upper class tribal media shamans do.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2024 04:56 PM (kW+z9)

347 Dr. Evil's cat in Austin Powers movie.
Posted by: wth at September 10, 2024 04:55 PM (v0R5T)
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"When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people die!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 10, 2024 04:56 PM (VdhcA)

348 LOL, is this real? ABC gave Kamala and Trump differently sized and shaped lecterns to create the optical illusion that Kamala is similar in size to Trump.

http://tiny.cc/jpilzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 10, 2024 04:56 PM (Odg76)

349
Anyone remember the mort comedian Richard Jeni?

His best bit was about how stereotypes exist because they are true.

He's like, No, all chinese people don't have straight black hair!

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at September 10, 2024 04:56 PM (w6BAA)

350 I live about 80 miles east of Springfield off of I-70. We actually talked about going over there, and taking some pictures, to see what is really happening.

I go past Springfield frequently on my way to other points west, and back again.
It has really not recovered from International Harvester pulling out of Springfield in the 1970's. I think they were the town's biggest employer.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at September 10, 2024 04:56 PM (vcOmj)

351 Let's get one thing straight: it is not wrong, as such, for Haitians to eat ducks.

The real problem, if we're willing to be honest, is that Haitians are eating ducks in America, and not elsewhere as is their right.

But even here, there is some moral ambiguity. Nobody would mourn, for instance, if Haitians devoured the Oregon Ducks.

Posted by: Tom Perry at September 10, 2024 04:56 PM (MX0bI)

352 It's well known Chinese (over there) eat everything. 4 Chan videos prove rhat. Awful stuff.
Posted by: torabora


That was the original excuse for Covid.

"It came from a food market!"
"It's a bat disease."
"Yes, bats are food over there, Judgey McJudgerson!"

Posted by: mikeski at September 10, 2024 04:57 PM (DgGvY)

353
There's LOTS OF COW MUTILATION ON THE LEFT COAST.

I'm not saying it's aliens...

Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at September 10, 2024 04:58 PM (63Dwl)

354 Harris/Walz 2024: A Duck in Every Pot. A Cat in Every Microwave.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 10, 2024 04:58 PM (oEWLd)

355 Doesn't matter whether the underlying story is "true" or not. The memes are hilarious and tap into deep-seated unease and anger about "not their best" foreigners flooding heartland towns. Even better, the RATs are reacting by hysterically broadcasting the memes, thereby guaranteeing them traction. Voters will forget whether the underlying story is "true" or not, but they will certainly remember the AI photos of Trump protectively cuddling adorable kitties and ducks.

I did not buy into the Trump-four-dimensional-chess-grandmaster concept, but however came up with this is an absolute genius.

Remember, as Alinsky taught: the best tactic is one your people enjoy. And I am enjoying the hell out of this moment.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 10, 2024 04:58 PM (G5Juy)

356 But even here, there is some moral ambiguity. Nobody would mourn, for instance, if Haitians devoured the Oregon Ducks.
Posted by: Tom Perry
......

or if the Oregon Ducks devoured the Haitians.

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2024 04:58 PM (v0R5T)

357 Apparently some leftists are trying to own the MAGAs with the duck memes, saying well you eat ducks too!
_______________

Proof positive that our meme stung them badly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2024 04:50 PM (YqDXo)

Duck a la Orange used to be a stereotypical elite meal. They keep losing the plot.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2024 04:58 PM (n7h9X)

358 The key for the debate would be to love the adorable cats and ducks without demonizing the Haitians. If he directly accused the Haitians of literally eating our beloved animals we would never hear the end of the fact checking.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 10, 2024 04:59 PM (7fVdQ)

359 As far as I know, Jimmy "Babekyou" Chérizier is still the top man in Haiti.

It doesn't stop with the cats and ducks, folks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 10, 2024 04:59 PM (0FoWg)

360 I'm starting to get the impression that banging foreign spies is generally considered a perk rather than an operational hazard of working on capital hill.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at September 10, 2024 04:54 PM (ur899)

Remember when it was a thing, for white women to whore themselves out to Senators and Congresscritters?

Back in the day, you could be Gary Condit, merely banging a chick, and when she's murdered, everyone assumes you did it, even though some maniac obviously grabbed her on a jogging trail.

Why would they think that? Because!

But these days, if you are, say, a Congresscritter from California, who is poised to be the next Senator, you have to go home and have your sugar daddy secure young black men for you to kill.

Yes, it was so much nicer when it was just white female whores.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 10, 2024 04:59 PM (dGCAG)

361 Szechuan Crispy Duck IS mighty good…

Posted by: tubal at September 10, 2024 04:59 PM (PCK5/)

362 LOL, is this real? ABC gave Kamala and Trump differently sized and shaped lecterns to create the optical illusion that Kamala is similar in size to Trump.

http://tiny.cc/jpilzz
Posted by: bonhomme


I guess that's less obvious than their first attempt: a giant Inspector Gadget magnifying glass in front of her.

Posted by: mikeski at September 10, 2024 05:00 PM (DgGvY)

363 Le nood. The Hits that are Quick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 10, 2024 05:00 PM (PDf99)

364 Swallow Wells Chinese honey pot has died of embarrassment from her assignment.
Posted by: Archer

And possibly monkeypox.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 10, 2024 05:00 PM (oEWLd)

365 Haiti has no home here.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 10, 2024 04:49 PM (CHHv1)

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* golf clap *

Potential threadwinner and shamelessly stolen.

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 10, 2024 05:00 PM (1ngKI)

366 Just had a very strange AM Alert System Broadcast test that played 30 seconds of BBC radio. Odd.

Posted by: Thomas Dolby at September 10, 2024 05:00 PM (Ybyk2)

367 @348

>>LOL, is this real? ABC gave Kamala and Trump differently sized and shaped lecterns to create the optical illusion that Kamala is similar in size to Trump.

It actually looks ridiculous.

They are going to have to shoot and frame them in such a way that they are never in the same shot.

Trump is 6'3" and probably 250 at a minimum, Kambala is 5'4" and probably a buck fifteen.

The discrepancy in size and gravitas will be palpable.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2024 05:00 PM (XV/Pl)

368 I don't know if the Haitians actually killed and ate cats. They might have been killed for a ritual Voodoo sacrifice.

I suggest someone (or many someones) put up voodoo dolls all over Springfield, with a sign (in Creole) that says Ohio is cursed for Haitians.

The average Haitian IQ is 67, so I am told. So these people are generally dumber than someone who is retarded.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at September 10, 2024 05:01 PM (vcOmj)

369 >>> LOL, is this real? ABC gave Kamala and Trump differently sized and shaped lecterns to create the optical illusion that Kamala is similar in size to Trump.
http://tiny.cc/jpilzz


That's ridiculous looking. In trying to help her, she'll look like a little kid at a play lectern while he looks like an adult at a big boy lectern. Unless they only do dramatic angles to make her look bigger.

The left is all about optics, you'd think they'd have this figured out. But they also bombed at the Kamala interview where she looked like a kid. Trump's made them off their game.


Posted by: LizLem at September 10, 2024 05:01 PM (Eng1Z)

370 LOL, is this real? ABC gave Kamala and Trump differently sized and shaped lecterns to create the optical illusion that Kamala is similar in size to Trump.

http://tiny.cc/jpilzz
Posted by: bonhomme at September 10, 2024 04:56 PM (Odg76)

This might not work, if it really means she is seen as a 6 foot something 75 year old woman and somewhat overweight

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2024 05:01 PM (n7h9X)

371 I don't know if they were pro trump or anti trump but I have seen a lot of pics where they brush out an orange cat and put the brushings on the cats head.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2024 04:34 PM (n7h9X)

LOL, Trumpcat appeared on my FB page at the beginning of Trump's campaign in 2016. I wasn't yet a supporter, but I loved the image.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 10, 2024 05:01 PM (w6EFb)

372 As far as I know, Jimmy "Babekyou" Chérizier is still the top man in Haiti.

It doesn't stop with the cats and ducks, folks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
......

I wonder if our hobos are as stringy as theirs.

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2024 05:01 PM (v0R5T)

373 All conspiracy theories are spoiler alerts at this point.

Sharyl Attkisson's new book on Big Pharma has the receipts that yes, vaccines do cause autism in kids under some circumstances (most notably if you get vaccinated while already sick with something, doesn't have to be the same thing the vaccine is for). The federal government knows and when someone sues about it DOJ defends it, the pharma companies don't.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 10, 2024 05:02 PM (2ocoG)

374 >>>I did not buy into the Trump-four-dimensional-chess-grandmaster concept

Being racist to get votes? Bold strategy, Cotton. Thanks for showing who you are.

Posted by: Baby Huey at September 10, 2024 05:02 PM (AzNER)

375 261 Carrying the cat to the debate would be perfect. Then don't mention the cat. If Kamala asks him about it, just say, “the cat loves me. She wants me to be president. Very common in the cat community. Ducks too.”
Posted by: Oglebay at September 10, 2024 04:41 PM (7fVdQ)

I can hear this in his voice.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 10, 2024 05:03 PM (6gSPY)

376 Just had a very strange AM Alert System Broadcast test that played 30 seconds of BBC radio. Odd.
Posted by: Thomas Dolby
......

Uh-oh. WW3.

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2024 05:03 PM (v0R5T)

377 >>> I can hear this in his voice.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 10, 2024 05:03 PM (6gSPY)

Me too!

Posted by: LizLem at September 10, 2024 05:04 PM (Eng1Z)

378 375 261 Carrying the cat to the debate would be perfect. Then don't mention the cat. If Kamala asks him about it, just say, “the cat loves me. She wants me to be president. Very common in the cat community. Ducks too.”
Posted by: Oglebay at September 10, 2024 04:41 PM (7fVdQ)

I can hear this in his voice.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 10, 2024 05:03 PM (6gSPY)

Me too!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 10, 2024 05:04 PM (w6EFb)

379 The discrepancy in size and gravitas will be palpable.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2024 05:00 PM (XV/Pl)

Peter Jackson might give them tips on making big people small and vice versa.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2024 05:04 PM (n7h9X)

380 Each drop of their sweat represents billions of dollars.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 10, 2024 05:04 PM (+/MNd)

381 Very tragic poetic justice. Martha's Vineyard who just love illegals but don't want to live with them - an illegal from Brazil has been arrested for 5 counts of rape of a minor. He previously was in prison for strangulation, assault and battery. Love has no hate here?

Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2024 05:04 PM (oiNtH)

382 LOL, is this real? ABC gave Kamala and Trump differently sized and shaped lecterns to create the optical illusion that Kamala is similar in size to Trump.
http://tiny.cc/jpilzz
Posted by: bonhomme at September 10, 2024 04:56 PM (Odg76)

Trump just needs to come out first - go to Harris's podium first, tower over it and go, "wow, this isn't mine - way too tiny!" and then walk over to his - game over....

Posted by: Boswell at September 10, 2024 05:04 PM (V7158)

383
Apparently some leftists are trying to own the MAGAs with the duck memes, saying well you eat ducks too!

And WABBITS!

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at September 10, 2024 05:06 PM (63Dwl)

384 Carrying the cat to the debate would be perfect.

That is certainly what Trump actually meant by grabbing some p. Who doesn't love adorable kitties?

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 10, 2024 05:06 PM (G5Juy)

385 Apparently some leftists are trying to own the MAGAs with the duck memes, saying well you eat ducks too!
......

Yeah well, I don't sneak into Haiti and do it.

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2024 05:06 PM (v0R5T)

386 Sara Hoyt seems like a bit of a cat lady herself, and many of her commenters seem like weirdos.

Apart from that, she seems okay.
Posted by: How Was The Play, Mrs. Lincoln? at September 10, 2024 04:49 PM (EWE4F)

Ah, whut?

Posted by: OrangeEnt, Sarah Hoyt Commenter at September 10, 2024 05:07 PM (KupUL)

387 LOL, is this real? ABC gave Kamala and Trump differently sized and shaped lecterns to create the optical illusion that Kamala is similar in size to Trump.
http://tiny.cc/jpilzz
Posted by: bonhomme at September 10, 2024 04:56 PM (Odg76)

Surely they'll be shaking hands.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 10, 2024 05:08 PM (w6EFb)

388 Another troll shithead.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 10, 2024 05:08 PM (YqDXo)

389 During debate put frosted glass in front of him while he sits in a lazy boy chair stroking a white furry cat.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 10, 2024 05:09 PM (+/MNd)

390 @387

>>Surely they'll be shaking hands.

Definitely not shaking hands.

They will either start the broadcast with them already positioned at the podiums or frame it in such a way where the are never in the same shot or have any wide establishing shots.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2024 05:10 PM (XV/Pl)

391 In Haiti the BBQ cooks you

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 10, 2024 05:11 PM (NtVYv)

392 nood quick hits

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 10, 2024 05:12 PM (CEzQx)

393 Kamal is 5'4"

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 10, 2024 05:13 PM (NtVYv)

394 I heard she is 5’2” and 5’4” in heels. If she is exaggerating her height it’s an honest mistake because willie brown taught her how long 6” is.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 10, 2024 05:17 PM (3zf5i)

395 Nice to see Swallows get all wee wee'd up. And for all I know when Swalwell was rolling around in the hay with Ms. Fang Fang Bang Bang the Chinese spy, he took a bite or two oiut her "Peking Duck". If that's what you want to call it.

Now the cat may be too much--but I've seen pictures of Haitians in Springfield Ohio carrying a Canada Goose that they'd killed in the local park. Since Canada Geese are famous for dropping more poo than a blockful of San Francisco homeless, maybe killing and roasting a goose should get the Haitian a public service award from the Springfield City Council.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 10, 2024 05:24 PM (cB7nX)

396 269 I saw this in Cali when we got a huge influx of Vietnames & Cambodians after the war. They would live 10 people to a 1 bedroom apartment, learn English, and the kids excelled in school and it was not unusual to see them on HS and college honor rolls after being in the US a relatively short time. The parents started business, sacrificed and became successful as well. The black population hated them for this as they felt left behind but weren't willing to make the sacrifices that legal immigrant Asians did. Turns out LBJ's Great Society was a scam.
Posted by: Cheri at September
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I knew a family like that. First gen started out with a little QuickStop.
They lived there, slept on the floor on pallets. The kids helped run the store after school. Upscale neighborhood and life for first gen and their progeny was the end result.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 10, 2024 05:29 PM (sSaYo)

397 Normal cats that youthful are 1-2 pounds growing to an adult size of 10-15 pounds. That would make kitty Puma sized.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2024 04:09 PM (n7h9X)

Our female Maine Coons have averaged 15 to 18 pounds. Big goofball kitties.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 10, 2024 05:43 PM (iODuv)

398 If she is exaggerating her height it’s an honest mistake because willie brown taught her how long 6” is.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 10, 2024 05:17 PM (3zf5i)

It's actually 9".

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 10, 2024 05:55 PM (iODuv)

399 If she is exaggerating her height it’s an honest mistake because willie brown taught her how long 6” is.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 10, 2024 05:17 PM (3zf5i)

It's actually 9".



Forgot to put on my sock. Damnit.

Posted by: K.H. at September 10, 2024 05:57 PM (iODuv)

400 You'll have to forgive Shartwell. A while back, he ate some bad Chinese and he never really recovered.

Posted by: DougT at September 10, 2024 09:36 PM (653X/)

401 In 1993 there was a Supreme Court case upholding the right to ritual animal sacrifice. So this stuff has been going on a long time.

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