Quick Hits

The Washington Post is changing its previous reporting on Kamala Harris. Previously, she had been a nasty boss who presided over a dysfunctional office with high rates of employee turnover.

Now that she's the candidate, this is re-framed as her "running the office like a prosecutor" and some whiny-pissbaby SWJs couldn't stand the full power of a Stronk Empowered Black/Asian Woman.

Do you 'member when the media was willing to admit Kamala Harris was an empty skirt-suit of a vice president who treated her employees like dirt and blamed all of her many failures on them, for "failing to position her for success," i.e., not only write her position papers but read them for her?

Byron York 'members.

REMEMBER WHEN DEMOCRATS (AND EVERYBODY ELSE) THOUGHT KAMALA HARRIS WAS A BAD VICE PRESIDENT?
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[I]t wasn't too long ago that many Democratic insiders, and many in the party in general, considered Harris a failure at the job of vice president. Their unhappiness with Harris, which started with disappointment and evolved into something stronger, spilled into media reports and the general political conversation. There was broad agreement that Harris had just not been a very good pick for the nation's second-highest position.
In February 2023, the New York Times published an article titled, "Kamala Harris Is Trying to Define Her Vice Presidency. Even Her Allies Are Tired of Waiting." The headline was generous, given what followed. "The painful reality for Ms. Harris is that in private conversations over the last few months, dozens of Democrats in the White House, on Capitol Hill, and around the nation ... said [Harris] had not risen to the challenge of proving herself as a future leader of the party, much less the country," the New York Times reported. "Even some Democrats whom her own advisers referred reporters to for supportive quotes confided privately that they had lost hope in her."
The New York Times went on to note that Harris's vice presidency is notable largely because of her race and gender, as opposed to her accomplishments in office. "She has already made history as the first woman, the first African American and the first Asian American ever to serve as vice president," the paper said, "but she has still struggled to define her role much beyond that legacy."
Given all that, the New York Times reported that "a quiet panic" had "set in among key Democrats about what would happen if President Biden opted not to run for a second term." Harris made the situation even worse by retreating to "a bunker" for about a year, the New York Times said, "after her disastrous interview with Lester Holt of NBC News."
In November 2021, three months before the New York Times published the "lost hope" piece, CNN published "Exasperation and dysfunction: Inside Kamala Harris' frustrating start as vice president." CNN reported that "key West Wing aides" -- meaning people close to Biden -- were "worn out by what they see as entrenched dysfunction and lack of focus" from Harris. The aides, CNN continued, "have largely thrown up their hands at [Harris] and her staff -- deciding there simply isn't time to deal with them right now."
In June 2021, Politico published a story headlined, "'Not a healthy environment': Kamala Harris' office rife with dissent." The vice president's office, the article reported, was an angry and chaotic place. Some blamed her top aides, but other Biden administration officials blamed Harris herself. "People are thrown under the bus from the very top, there are short fuses, and it's an abusive environment," said one person "with direct knowledge of how Harris's office is run." The person continued: "It's not a healthy environment and people often feel mistreated. It's not a place where people feel supported but a place where people feel treated like s***."
Those are just a few examples, but there were many more, all of which could be summarized by one, brief sentence: Kamala Harris made a mess of the vice presidency.

Eastasia has always been a stronk empowered vice president.

Oh: An illegal alien has been charged for illegally voting in US elections.

The charge is "violating the physical laws of reality," because the Democrat-Media-Cheney Complex has assured me that no illegal aliens ever vote illegally.

"A nine-count information filed in U.S. District Court charges Angelica Maria Francisco, 42, most recently of Russellville (Arkansas), with false claims of citizenship in connection with voting, false statements in [an] application for a United States passport, use of a United States passport obtained by false statements, and aggravated identity theft," the department announced Thursday.
The department also said Francisco used the stolen identity to obtain the passport in 2011 and that a plea agreement was filed indicating she has agreed to plead guilty to all of the charges.
Under the agreement, Francisco admits she "assumed the identity of a United States citizen in or around 2011."
Using the stolen identity, she also registered to vote in Alabama in 2016 and voted in the 2016 and 2020 primary and general elections, according to the department.

Elise Stefanik wants to investigate "judge" Merchan for a new conflict of interest.

House Chairwoman Elise Stefanik (R-NY) has demanded that a new ethics probe surrounding a potential conflict of interests between Judge Juan Merchan and his daughter Loren Merchan be investigated. The request from GOP Chairwoman Stefanik to investigate Merchan's potential conflict of interest Harris comes as the judge ruled to postpone Trump's sentencing in the NYC falsified business documents case until after the election.
According to a letter from Stefanik sent to the New York State Commission on Judicial Conduct, Judge Juan Merchan's daughter, who is the president of Authentic Campaigns Inc, may stand to benefit from the fraudulent business documents case involving GOP nominee Donald Trump.
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"Authentic has a newly active financial relationship with Vice President Harris's campaign. President Trump's sentencing, an event which will garner worldwide media coverage, is imminent. This event, a month and a half prior to the November 5 election, could have a profound impact on that election; indeed, some states will have commenced mail voting by that date. Given this revelation of a brand-new conflict of interest for Judge Merchan, I respectfully request that the Commission engage in a fresh inquiry concerning Justice Merchan's conflict and take any appropriate action resulting from it," Stefanik concluded.

Horrible.

- A 27-year-old woman was arrested by police in Ohio for allegedly killing a cat and eating the animal.
According to court records filed in Stark County, Allexis Telia Ferrell, of Canton, is charged with injuring animals, prohibitions concerning companion animals and disorderly conduct.
WARNING: Some may find these details disturbing.
Investigators with the Canton Police Department said Ferrell killed the cat by stomping on its head. She then went on to eat the cat "in a residential area in front of multiple people" at a housing complex on 13th Street SE.

She doesn't appear to be an illegal alien. So we don't even need illegal aliens to bring us this type of Benefit of Diversity. American-born scum are willing to Eat the Neighborhood Pets, too.

Steve Deace
@SteveDeaceShow
Cat ladies have a clear choice in this election. They can either put up with JD Vance insulting them, or deal with Kamala Harris permitting their cats to be hunted and eaten as prey. How much do they really love their cats?

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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:10 PM

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1 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2024 06:11 PM (1Yy3c)

2 Willow'd...

Ed Driscoll: Metal AF

https://instapundit.com/671439/

Best cover I've ever seen on a political rag.

Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2024 06:11 PM (1Yy3c)

3 Hello.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2024 06:13 PM (4Med0)

4 Cropped version of the Atlantic cover.

https://tinyurl.com/yv7jx4y8

Posted by: huerfano at September 09, 2024 06:14 PM (VGOMa)

5 Fu*king media.
They'd make the editors of Pravda from back in the bad old days, blush.
They are truly dispicable.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2024 06:14 PM (W/lyH)

6 Old and busted: Obama eats dog.
New hotness: stronk womyn eats cat.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 09, 2024 06:14 PM (6veKA)

7 Um, not to whine like a bitch, just a heads up, but the front page is pretty much constantly crashing on my browser (Safari, iPhone).

So I pull up Brave, which I think I have Java turned off, to read the front page but I comment in Safari so I don't have to constantly re-enter my name and email.

Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2024 06:14 PM (1Yy3c)

8 Comedy gold, Ace!

our Self-Appointed Betters just can't quit

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 09, 2024 06:16 PM (UWgy2)

9 Used to work for 'stronk woman' - nothing was ever just good enough. Made me embrace the saying, "If you want it done just then just do it yourself."

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2024 06:16 PM (/lPRQ)

10 Willowed in the last thread, but perhaps worth a read:

Werner found a passage in the quatrains of the noted Frog Seer, Nostradamus. Upon reading it, an eldritch chill washed over my senses, and I am a Kraut, so that shows one something. The quatrain? It follows below:

When it shall pass that a hyena emerges, unburdened by what has been, possessing an endless amount of wine that she dubs "Mama's Talking Medicine", then shall the people of the Bald Eagle nation be subject to a violation of extreme despair and ickiness such that each will plead not to make it weird, but the weirdness shall remain, to the grief of all. Nostradamus feels for you people, and so as not to burden you further, holds back some of the more troubling bits. Damn, Playa, 2024 gonna suck. Much love and peace, Nostradamus out.

So there you have it, ja. Werner fears there shall be much gayness here. Ach. Plan your investments accordingly. It has been a time since that one was used, ja? Ach, a second time. Ach. That is drei.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 09, 2024 06:16 PM (tcQGp)

11 Ughhhh, horrible cat story....

Trumpy is home with his family and recuperating btw. His relatives had something similar happening.

Thank all of you for the cat assistance. I'm still hearing phantom purring.

Posted by: Stateless at September 09, 2024 06:17 PM (jvJvP)

12 A Voodoo doll might help.

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2024 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

13 PSA:

There's an auto-cleaning litterbox that has strangled multiple cats to death. It's being sold under multiple brands on Amazon, AliExpress, eBay, etc. If you've got one of these then you really should try to get a refund or, failing that, destroying it prior to tossing it into a dumpster.

https://youtu.be/xepC3-Ia9ho

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 09, 2024 06:17 PM (DTX3h)

14 Since I got willowed too:

And how helpful is that?

"We want to know how you'd negotiate with world leaders"

"Well, I'd just whip up a batch of my special salsa and spinach dip and open a bag of Doritos"

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 09, 2024 06:18 PM (MpVUb)

15
Still awful, but not a Haitian

Andy Ngo 🏳️‍🌈
@MrAndyNgo
A woman was arrested last month in Stark County, Ohio for allegedly killing a neighbor's cat and eating it.

Allexis Telia Ferrell had her bail set at $100,000.

The woman has been falsely portrayed as a Haitian migrant by online activists.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 09, 2024 06:18 PM (NFX2v)

16 willowed regarding Pennsylvania

Part of me thinks Shapiro might just not greese the wheels to help Kamala win, the way he would have had he been the VP nominee. He might just tell the goons in Philly to stand down, to clear the deck for his hopeful 2028 run.

Also that map has has Kamala winning with 270 might explain why Trump is pushing heavily for a win in NH. Even still, a close win for Trump is better than a loss but still is scary to imagine how close someone as incompetent as Harris might have been to winning.

Posted by: Shenanigans at September 09, 2024 06:18 PM (wGun1)

17 Calling Camela’s shitty behavior typical of any prosecutor just gives prosecutors a bad name.

OTOH. With prosecutors like Nifong, Bragg, James, that pig in Atlanta and whoever that fag in Kenosha was they have a pretty bad reputation already.
Arrogant little Freislers for the left.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 09, 2024 06:19 PM (3wi/L)

18 I don’t think my cat is in any danger of being eaten any time soon. Not with his stinky ear.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2024 06:19 PM (b4o9z)

19 Old: What a Bitch!

New: Girl Boss power!

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2024 06:21 PM (+oR7L)

20 I don’t think my cat is in any danger of being eaten any time soon. Not with his stinky ear.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Might as well boil it.

Posted by: Hungry Haitian at September 09, 2024 06:22 PM (v0R5T)

21
Great Coen Bros. line about a sackbut

https://youtu.be/OBSTsuzpihY?t=69

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 09, 2024 06:22 PM (1Wk4E)

22 That is a good cover. And good symbolism. He's locked up the old GOP in the cage (gets the hose again) and is on his way into a dank, dark, oppressive swamp.

You guys (Atlantic) suck at symbolism. Or the artist is a covert Trump guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2024 06:22 PM (PDf99)

23 The videos that have made me most angry are innocent people beaten by thugs. That old guy in Baltimore, walking his dog, that was murdered by a thug didn't nothing to provoke that. I've seen a young woman and a young guy viciously beaten by a gang. I'm ready to see people just shot for this kind of behavior.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 09, 2024 06:23 PM (MpVUb)

24 Allexis Telia Ferrell had her bail set at $100,000.

The woman has been falsely portrayed as a Haitian migrant by online activists.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 09, 2024 06:18 PM (NFX2v)

but her friends call her... Alf...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 06:23 PM (xaFKb)

25 Why can we get Jamaicans? They seem fun we can laugh at the way they talk.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2024 06:23 PM (b4o9z)

26 Haitian invaders are writing back home telling everybody that American streets are full of food just reach out and take it... and trees a plenty if you want to cook!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2024 06:24 PM (/lPRQ)

27 2 Willow'd...

Ed Driscoll: Metal AF

https://instapundit.com/671439/

Best cover I've ever seen on a political rag.
Posted by: Robert

LOL! I saw that earlier! These idiots keep making Trump look cool! It's hilarious! Needs some background music. Something metal but I'm not a metal head (metal curious, maybe) so I'll stick with Black Sabbath. It's close enough.

https://youtu.be/AkvHFBC35Oc?si=61GALJ10qZVdw4lf

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 09, 2024 06:25 PM (sAmhv)

28 It doesn't really matter how bad KH is.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2024 06:26 PM (vFG9F)

29 I hope Trump asks Kalamity tomorrow about the disappearing pets.

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2024 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

30 The Trump Atlantic cover bugs me because the perspective is all off. Trump looks farther away than the horse pulling the wagon.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 09, 2024 06:26 PM (RXJdG)

31 She's really pushing the "former prosecutor" line in everything.

Not the job she has now.
Not the job she had before this one.
And not even the job before that.

The 4th job down on her resume, that was the big one, the one you need to focus on.

Imagine going into a job interview and saying the job you got 30 years ago, first out of college, is the reason they should hire you.

Lord, I hope Trump responds to "when I was a prosecutor" with putting innocent black men in prison."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 09, 2024 06:27 PM (QpPZS)

32 - A 27-year-old woman was arrested by police in Ohio for allegedly killing a cat and eating the animal.
________
Not all THAT shocking. Since the 70s I've seen occasional stories about Chinese restaurants getting in trouble for having cat carcasses in their kitchens. I don't doubt that I've eaten some. One of them was the best Chinese restaurant in Charlottesville.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 09, 2024 06:27 PM (1bNHn)

33
My 'hang time' for working under a female boss can be measured in mere minutes. They are so below clueless it is beyond comprehension. I can't imagine anyone working for Kamala.

Yet if she were to win, we all would be.

Men? Man up, before it's too late.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at September 09, 2024 06:27 PM (RKVpM)

34 I've noticed a lot less roadkill lately. Sometimes it's a smorgasbord out there.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2024 06:28 PM (vFG9F)

35 I've gotten 2 fundraising texts from Harris herself - or so she says. I think she's desperate.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 09, 2024 06:28 PM (KAi1n)

36 One of the Chinese Restaurants in Armonk NY got popped for serving Peking Duck straight from the local Duck Pond.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 06:28 PM (t4YGA)

37 Something metal but I'm not a metal head (metal curious, maybe) so I'll stick with Black Sabbath. It's close enough.

https://youtu.be/AkvHFBC35Oc?si=61GALJ10qZVdw4lf
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 09, 2024 06:25 PM (sAmhv)

I choose "Throwing Down," by Exodus

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 09, 2024 06:28 PM (Ad8y9)

38 Is "self-loathing" bad for any ethnicity and culture, or only non-Christians and non-Europeans?

Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2024 06:28 PM (krQz2)

39 “Former prosecutor”

What did she do?

No one knows, they never looked at her record.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2024 06:29 PM (b4o9z)

40 26
‘ Haitian invaders are writing back home telling everybody that American streets are full of food just…’
If the Haitians concentrated exclusively on Canadian geese, I could be talked into letting them stay a few months.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 09, 2024 06:29 PM (3wi/L)

41 She is going to take herself apart. Nobody has to do anything.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 09, 2024 06:29 PM (R6gTL)

42 One of them needs to eat John Wick's dog.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2024 06:30 PM (vFG9F)

43 One of the Chinese Restaurants in Armonk NY got popped for serving Peking Duck straight from the local Duck Pond.

Well, at least it wasn't cat.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 09, 2024 06:30 PM (mH6SG)

44 Men? Man up, before it's too late.
Posted by: Karen CheChe at September 09, 2024 06:27 PM

Isn't that what bulls are for?

Posted by: David F. at September 09, 2024 06:30 PM (a3Q+t)

45 >>If the Haitians concentrated exclusively on Canadian geese, I could be talked into letting them stay a few months.

They are protected under the Federal Migratory Waterfowl Act.

You DO NOT want to get charged under that fucking act.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 06:30 PM (t4YGA)

46 The geese are fighting back.

https://tinyurl.com/2s4jcn3d

Posted by: javems at September 09, 2024 06:31 PM (8I4hW)

47 > Why can we get Jamaicans? They seem fun we can laugh at the way they talk.

Jamaica is a shithole too. Their murder rate is the highest in both Latin America AND the Caribbean.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 06:31 PM (Odg76)

48 well below the fold over at the Daily Mail:

"Disgraced Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein has been rushed to the hospital for emergency heart surgery."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 09, 2024 06:31 PM (UWgy2)

49
The Haitians are making our jobs obsolete!

Posted by: Ohio Animal Control at September 09, 2024 06:32 PM (+oR7L)

50 no kidding,best atlantic cover ever! lol!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at September 09, 2024 06:33 PM (UWgy2)

51 Many, many moons ago we were trying get a cat for daughter's Feb. 3 birthday. Very few kittens that time of year, and those that had them acted like we were adopting some crown prince.

Eventually we agreed to possible unscheduled check up visits.

When we finally got a kitten, I closed out by asking "this type is good eatin', ain't it?"

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 09, 2024 06:33 PM (wBaIH)

52 The people the dems are letting into this country are turning it into a shit hole. If were a moderator, I'd ask WTF are either of you going to do about it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 09, 2024 06:34 PM (SHAib)

53 Folks, remember that Ace has been tearing his fur out, increasing his likelihood of sunburn, and decreasing his likelihood of success with the ladies.

#BeGentle

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2024 06:34 PM (a3Q+t)

54 "They are protected under the Federal Migratory Waterfowl Act."

Not to mention nasty and greasy. They are the "INSERT APPROPRIATE DEMOCRAT'S NAME HERE" of the bird world.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2024 06:34 PM (vFG9F)

55 If the Haitians concentrated exclusively on Canadian geese, I could be talked into letting them stay a few months.

They are protected under the Federal Migratory Waterfowl Act.

You DO NOT want to get charged under that fucking act.
Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 06:30 PM (t4YGA)
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I've never understood that. Are they endangered? No. they are not. they are fucking EVERYWHERE!! My AO in Northern Colorado is infested with these loathsome creatures. All seasons. Not just passing through.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 09, 2024 06:34 PM (Ad8y9)

56 18 I don’t think my cat is in any danger of being eaten any time soon. Not with his stinky ear.

gives him flavor

*shifty eyes*

or so i hear

Posted by: anachronda at September 09, 2024 06:34 PM (oY6Yp)

57 "You DO NOT want to get charged under that fucking act."

Just tell them that you're Haitian.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2024 06:34 PM (a1415)

58 >>>> Why can we get Jamaicans? They seem fun we can laugh at the way they talk.

Jamaica is a shithole too. Their murder rate is the highest in both Latin America AND the Caribbean.
Posted by: bonhomme

Would still bring Chicgo's rate down.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2024 06:35 PM (/lPRQ)

59 16 willowed regarding Pennsylvania

He might just tell the goons in Philly to stand down, to clear the deck for his hopeful 2028 run.

Posted by: Shenanigans

Joey holds power in Philly, not Josh. (Johnny Doc is already out - for the present.)

And suddenly, they're pleasing the Sunrive Movement high school clubs & roosting up our butts once more to get alternative methods, other than gas, to power stuff. (Years, ago it was alternatives to oil heating.)

Also, V. D. Vance is how old? IDT 'they' can't afford for him to get a foothold.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 09, 2024 06:35 PM (NFX2v)

60 Canada geese are dicks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 09, 2024 06:35 PM (Ad8y9)

61 Posobiec points out the 100K Haitians are not "illegals", because some executive order brings them in "legally". (at least on a "temporary" basis).

I wonder where the other 80k Haitians went? Certainly not to rich Dem areas that can call out the National Guard on the day the aliens arrive, to remove every one of them, as in Martha's Vineyard. ("they can't stay here" said an elitist pos resident)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 09, 2024 06:35 PM (Cus5s)

62 Leftists just fall in line

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2024 06:36 PM (fwDg9)

63 Willie didn't eat cat, I guarantee you that.

Posted by: Karmela Harris at September 09, 2024 06:36 PM (paSBy)

64 Oh crap. JD Vance not what I wrote. Very sorry.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 09, 2024 06:36 PM (NFX2v)

65 "The Red & The Black" by BOC. "Got a whip, in my hand baby, and a girl or a husky, at leather's end."

Posted by: SFGoth at September 09, 2024 06:37 PM (KAi1n)

66 Canadian Geese are a bane to golf courses. They should be ruthlessly expelled by any means necessary!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 09, 2024 06:37 PM (sAmhv)

67 I've never understood that. Are they endangered? No. they are not. they are fucking EVERYWHERE!! My AO in Northern Colorado is infested with these loathsome creatures. All seasons. Not just passing through.

Same here. They've absolutely ruined some of the parks around here. Shit everywhere.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 09, 2024 06:37 PM (mH6SG)

68 >>I've never understood that. Are they endangered? No. they are not. they are fucking EVERYWHERE!! My AO in Northern Colorado is infested with these loathsome creatures. All seasons. Not just passing through.

Audobon Society was a crazy powerful lobby at one point. Like the Sierra Club.
But yeah. Those things are pests and barely fit for Jerky.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 06:37 PM (t4YGA)

69 >>"The Red & The Black" by BOC.

The Minutemen did it better.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 06:38 PM (t4YGA)

70

It might be better if the government explained that this is possibly probably due to declining birth rates.

Maybe that's unpopular, especially with insane women.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 09, 2024 06:38 PM (et1vG)

71 45
'They are protected under the Federal Migratory Waterfowl Act.

You DO NOT want to get charged under that fucking act.'

You're right. I want Haitian "migrants" to.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 09, 2024 06:38 PM (3wi/L)

72 Anything by Motorhead would work with that Atlantic cover too.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 09, 2024 06:39 PM (sAmhv)

73 >>Anything by Motorhead would work with that Atlantic cover too.

Ace of Spades, ftw!

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 06:39 PM (t4YGA)

74 > Would still bring Chicgo's rate down.

Jamaica's murder rate is DOUBLE Chicago's per 100,000. Jamaica is a shithole.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 06:39 PM (Odg76)

75 66 Canadian Geese are a bane to golf courses. They should be ruthlessly expelled by any means necessary!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 09, 2024 06:37 PM (sAmhv)
________
Back in the 70s my FIL's course had that problem. He just got some Vietnamese refugees to go all Haitian on the geese.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 09, 2024 06:39 PM (1bNHn)

76 Allexis Telia Ferrell had her bail set at $100,000.

The woman has been falsely portrayed as a Haitian migrant by online activists.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 09, 2024 06:18 PM (NFX2v)

Someone should have stomped on her head. Worthless human scum.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 09, 2024 06:40 PM (iODuv)

77 "Canada geese are dicks."

I've allowed two to try to raise little goslings on my pond. But I chase off the others. I can because I'm mostly retired and the pond is by the house.

In town and surrounding areas, housing areas with ponds have lots of them, and they are a mess and nuisance. Most farmers think they are way overpopulated, yet they are still protected. I guess some people think they are cool, until they slide down their lawn on the goose poop, into "their" pond (now actually owned by the invasive geese).

Posted by: illiniwek at September 09, 2024 06:41 PM (Cus5s)

78 My favorite Motorhead song is "Orgasmatron."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 09, 2024 06:41 PM (Ad8y9)

79 52
"If were a moderator, ..."

And if I were Trump responding, I'd say that I'm going to flush every one of the "migrants" back to their shitholes.
He will lose no votes doing that.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 09, 2024 06:41 PM (3wi/L)

80 Tastes like chicken.

Posted by: Allexis Telia Ferrell at September 09, 2024 06:42 PM (paSBy)

81 Got asked for money by a guy with a definite Haitian accent as I went into my local convenient store about a half mile from my house. Gave him a no and then he asked me the time. Figured he was waiting for one of my counties "free" buses. Lot of Jamaicans around also. Some decent , one with an award winning cafe. Others have been involved in drive by shootings of drug houses. Fun times

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2024 06:42 PM (tKS+g)

82 Eating a cat is just pre-emptive retaliation.

Posted by: DaveA at September 09, 2024 06:42 PM (FhXTo)

83 24. but her friends call her... Alf...
Posted by: Romeo13

LOL! Thanks.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 09, 2024 06:42 PM (NFX2v)

84 Want to get rid of geese? Use a green laser pointer. If they lay eggs, spray the eggs with Pam, and they will not hatch.

Oh and if the fed come after you, use 00 buckshot. They are easier to take down than the geese.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 09, 2024 06:43 PM (wBaIH)

85 Anyone who tries to eat my cat will be [verb] by [plural noun].

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 09, 2024 06:43 PM (FnneF)

86 Spent a few months in Haiti back '94. Strrets are lined with 8-10ft masonry walls topped with shards of broken glass. Often beer bottles set vertically in mortar with the tops broke off. Cool.
The only way in are steel doors and gates with little peepholes...

Stood on the back of a truck to see what they are protecting... usually nothing but a stick shanty with some people under it. Maybe a goat, pig, chickens.
If you have enough money there to buy land first thing you do is build a wall to keep the theives nd squatters out. Even if you cannot build a modest house. Crime ridden place.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2024 06:43 PM (/lPRQ)

87
I can still remember my grandmother cautioning me about stepping in 'goose grease' also known as goose shit.

Damn they shit a lot. Ugly shit, too.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 09, 2024 06:44 PM (RKVpM)

88 Canada geese stopped migrating for the most part due to advances in lawn turf technology

when grass stays green damn near year round, those filthy beasts have a dependable food source

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 06:44 PM (/7KEl)

89 And if I am elected, I promise a goose in every pot. Or was it pot in every goose? Anyway, I am running for the middle class, that poor downtrodden caste that is barely able to feed it's children because of the The Trump Tarrifs that he will impose after jailing his political opponents and rounding up our newest citizens into camps.

Posted by: Camela at September 09, 2024 06:44 PM (vFG9F)

90 Got asked for money by a guy with a definite Haitian accent as I went into my local convenient store about a half mile from my house. Gave him a no and then he asked me the time.

Be careful with that. It's a VERY old tactic of strong arm street robbers to ask you the time then bludgeon you when you're looking at your watch/phone.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 06:45 PM (Odg76)

91 Has Dewine had anything to say?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 09, 2024 06:45 PM (u73oe)

92 87

'Ugly shit, too.'

They look like greasy cat turds.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 09, 2024 06:46 PM (3wi/L)

93 > Spent a few months in Haiti back '94. Strrets are lined with 8-10ft masonry walls topped with shards of broken glass.

Same in the Philippines.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 06:46 PM (Odg76)

94 >>Got asked for money by a guy with a definite Haitian accent as I went into my local convenient store about a half mile from my house. Gave him a no and then he asked me the time.

>>Be careful with that. It's a VERY old tactic of strong arm street robbers to ask you the time then bludgeon you when you're looking at your watch/phone.

Classic Misdirection.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 06:46 PM (t4YGA)

95 Cover of the forthcoming Atlantic. YOU WANT IT DARKER?

@AdrienneLaF This is quite possibly the first cover of @TheAtlantic magazine ever (in 167 years!) to be published without a headline or typography describing the stories inside. https://tinyurl.com/545s44t2

Truly OMINOUS and fitting for tsf. Trump is truly into Lovecraft/Cthulu territory.

Not real familiar with the Atlantic. This appears to be a sea change. Is this AI generated? If so it's an even darker warning.

Not AI. It's by Justin Metz, and is "Inspired by the visual language of old Ray Bradbury and Stephen King paperbacks..."

No need for words. All the more reason to stop this unfit POS. We need to stop this darkness and get into the light. Please vote.

The Atlantic and now the NYT, which just reran its July Op-Ed criticizing Trump’s fitness to lead. I wonder if this is in response to Mike Barnicle’s scathing takedown of MSM’s failure to question Trump’s mental state

That should rattle some higher echelons of the GOP! Storm clouds, falcon or raven, Imperial coach, Kremlin red roof and velvet curtains, gilded trim, elephant in chains. Scare the beJesus out of them

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 09, 2024 06:47 PM (ycI94)

96 89
'Trump Tarrifs that he will impose after jailing his political opponents and rounding up our newest citizens into camps.'

Camela, you are supposed to campaign FOR Trump.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 09, 2024 06:47 PM (3wi/L)

97 Should you have to eat Canadian geese, you pressure cook them for awhile to tenderize then bake to finish. Had a friend that fed his family on those and fish from the Columbia.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 09, 2024 06:48 PM (MpVUb)

98 Allexis Telia Ferrell had her bail set at $100,000.

Was it a Ferrell cat ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 09, 2024 06:48 PM (NtVYv)

99 Friend of mine was a asst DA in Poughkeepsie and went to Jamaica to interview a witness about a Jamaican who had been murdered in that city. Got driven into Trenchtown in an army jeep in a convoy with every jeep having a .50. He asked the witness about the murder and the guy said "don't know notin mon" . My friend said thx and left. Said he wouldn't go there even in the "safe" vacation areas

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2024 06:48 PM (tKS+g)

100 Posobiec points out the 100K Haitians are not "illegals",
Posted by: illiniwek
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Most are not "illegals", but that is a technicality. If they come from Mexico, we have a treaty obligation to hear their case for asylum, if that is what they seek.

If they come from anywhere else, they have to prove they requested asylum from every country they crossed according to US law, but we offer it to them anyway, with a hearing, 10 years into the future. The real lawbreakers are the administrations that refuse to follow US law and claim a form of prosecutorial discretion.

So if they came over the border, had contact, claimed asylum, and have a court date, they are not really illegal until the judge decides they lied. Before that they are asylum seekers.

This is all about a UN led treaty where Western countries were trying to force other countries to deal with their own region's refugee problems. We had everyone sign a treaty that you HAD to give asylum to your neighbor if there was a war and people were hurting. The West was tired of people starving in Africa because no one local would help. Ironic, isn't it?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 09, 2024 06:48 PM (1Wk4E)

101 78 My favorite Motorhead song is "Orgasmatron."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories

I was always fond of 'Dancing on your Grave'. Just the title makes me chuckle.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 09, 2024 06:49 PM (sAmhv)

102 I've yet to find any part of Canada geese that are edible.

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at September 09, 2024 06:49 PM (paSBy)

103 >>Should you have to eat Canadian geese, you pressure cook them for awhile to tenderize then bake to finish. Had a friend that fed his family on those and fish from the Columbia.

You can slow cook the breasts in a Crock Pot with Taco Spices and eat them in most Mexican Dishes.

Not great...but not awful.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 06:49 PM (t4YGA)

104 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 09, 2024 06:47 PM (ycI94)

I look at that Atlantic cover and think... damn...

Are they trying to get to vote even HARDER for Trump?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 06:49 PM (xaFKb)

105 Someone wanted to do an AI picture of Trump saving the ducks and cats. It gave him Trump followed by duck with cat heads!pretty funny

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 09, 2024 06:50 PM (MpVUb)

106 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 09, 2024 06:47 PM (ycI94)
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Another example "The Left Can't Meme."

I already have this as my desktop image.

best part: the leftists in my office would not get it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 09, 2024 06:51 PM (Ad8y9)

107 Really, Jerky is the best way to deal with a brace of Geese.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 06:51 PM (t4YGA)

108 93 > Spent a few months in Haiti back '94. Strrets are lined with 8-10ft masonry walls topped with shards of broken glass.

Same in the Philippines.
Posted by: bonhomme

Common third world protection system. Saw that in Africa.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 09, 2024 06:51 PM (sAmhv)

109 re#100

Same with the geese treaty.

UN got everyone to agree not to kill migratory birds. Not because Western countries were killing them, but to try to get 3rd worlders to enforce laws and protect endangered birds.

ALL treaties and UN actions are claimed to help police the lawless, and instead are a burden on the West.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 09, 2024 06:51 PM (1Wk4E)

110 "You can slow cook the breasts in a Crock Pot with Taco Spices and eat them in most Mexican Dishes."

Try our new Goolupa!

Posted by: Taco Hell at September 09, 2024 06:51 PM (vFG9F)

111

"Kamala I am your father!"

The Jamaican slave-trader with the James Earl Jones Voice

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 06:51 PM (x0n13)

112 "Spent a few months in Haiti back '94. Strrets are lined with 8-10ft masonry walls topped with shards of broken glass. Often beer bottles set vertically in mortar with the tops broke off. Cool."

Sounds like the New Orleans French Quarter. Wealthy people have courtyards there, with walls like that. (25 years ago at least) ... Not sure if it is worse now ... probably.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 09, 2024 06:51 PM (Cus5s)

113 @90, 94. Yup kind of figured that but I don't wear a watch and my phone was home so I said "about 3:30" and went in the store. He was gone when I came out. I was a lot bigger than him also and I fight vicious

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2024 06:51 PM (tKS+g)

114 Dave Rubin really had to fight back a laugh when he said,
"Eating pussy? It's not my thing."

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 09, 2024 06:51 PM (3wi/L)

115 "I've yet to find any part of Canada geese that are edible."

Gotta Sous Vide that stuff.

Just ask CBD.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2024 06:52 PM (a1415)

116 > Said he wouldn't go there even in the "safe" vacation areas

My friends and family think I'm nuts because I don't want to vacation in Mexico. They tell me the luxury resorts are fine and they had a great time. I tell them Mexico is a failed narco-state and any random Cartel boss that decides he wants to fuck up a resort is not going to be stopped by their pathetic security.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 06:53 PM (Odg76)

117 America! Land of the free geese, home of the gays.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2024 06:53 PM (aPY1X)

118 Would I eat a Canada goose?

Yes, but only if there was no other protein available. And it would be in the form of a long-simmering soup or stew.

Bowl of brown.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 09, 2024 06:53 PM (Ad8y9)

119 fed his family on those and fish from the Columbia.

Heard paw mention "hillside salmon",
ie venison out of season for locals only.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 09, 2024 06:53 PM (w5OQI)

120 Kamala Carte

Communism sold separately.

Posted by: jsg at September 09, 2024 06:53 PM (7s6vN)

121 112 Posted by: illiniwek at September 09, 2024 06:51 PM (Cus5s)

So, Haiti is an island of the auto junkyards that srrounded Shea Stadium

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 06:53 PM (x0n13)

122 OT-
You know what's missing from the Haitian invasion of Springfield?

Investigative Reporters from Corporate News

Much more likely to get an independent reporter on shoestring budget to do series published on X or Rumble, where it can be ignored by the polite but thouroughly corrupt, non-MAGA society.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 09, 2024 06:54 PM (/Oq7V)

123 The razor wire with glass atop walls also happens in the beautiful US territory of Puerto Rico. A friend married into a very wealthy family there and they also chained their cars by the axles to a hook cemented into the driveway.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2024 06:55 PM (tKS+g)

124 You know what's missing from the Haitian invasion of Springfield?

The taking of young American wives?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2024 06:55 PM (aPY1X)

125 Story on CBS evening news, news reader led off with, "Former President Donald Trump continues to make the false claim...." I then hit the button on my earphones. No sense ruining my dinner

Posted by: javems at September 09, 2024 06:55 PM (8I4hW)

126 Another example "The Left Can't Meme."

I already have this as my desktop image.

best part: the leftists in my office would not get it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Next, they remake an iconic image from Tombstone, with Trump wielding a shotgun pointed at Walz as he screams "You tell Washington I'm coming, and hell's coming with me." Truly terrifying!

Although, as much as we say the Left can't meme, and this just makes us like Trump more, this comment was accurate: That should rattle some higher echelons of the GOP! Storm clouds, falcon or raven, Imperial coach, Kremlin red roof and velvet curtains, gilded trim, elephant in chains. Scare the beJesus out of them

They nailed the GOPe Bush/Cheney wing's reaction spot on.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 09, 2024 06:55 PM (ycI94)

127 122 OT-
You know what's missing from the Haitian invasion of Springfield?

That "Go Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well" ?

Posted by: jsg at September 09, 2024 06:56 PM (7s6vN)

128 117 America! Land of the free geese, home of the gays.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2024 06:53 PM (aPY1X)

"Say what?!"

- - Geese Ausby late of the Globetrotters

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 06:56 PM (x0n13)

129 Ohioans are so pathetic. This state is a dystopian nightmare but we can't be bothered to find a meth dealer in another state and get out.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 09, 2024 06:56 PM (7fVdQ)

130 So to save democracy...

They arrested the primary opposition candidate.
They removed the incumbent party's primary winner.
They spent time removing the leading third party candidate from the ballot until he endorsed the primary opposition candidate and now they are forcing him to stay on the ballot.

Love live our sacred democracy

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 06:57 PM (oZhjI)

131 Yup kind of figured that but I don't wear a watch and my phone was home so I said "about 3:30" and went in the store. He was gone when I came out. I was a lot bigger than him also and I fight vicious
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2024 06:51 PM (tKS+g)
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I figure I am good for about 30 seconds in any kind of brawl. But I can throw a punch or two. Might be enough.

Worst case, witnesses can stand over me on the sidewalk and say, "well, he gave it a helluva shot."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 09, 2024 06:58 PM (Ad8y9)

132 Ohioans are so pathetic. This state is a dystopian nightmare but we can't be bothered to find a meth dealer in another state and get out.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 09, 2024 06:56 PM (7fVdQ)

Yoohoo!! Waiting and ready!!

Posted by: West 'by God' Virginia at September 09, 2024 06:59 PM (iODuv)

133 Truly OMINOUS and fitting for tsf. Trump is truly into Lovecraft/Cthulu territory.

Wait until ze/zir finds out who the God Emperor is...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 06:59 PM (oZhjI)

134

Goosey Galore!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 06:59 PM (x0n13)

135 Love live our sacred democracy
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 06:57 PM (oZhjI)
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Which appears to be ruled by judges...unless the judges rule the "wrong" way.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 06:59 PM (tT6L1)

136 @CL4WS_OUT
Minneapolis is now the first major U.S. city to allow the Adhan, the Islamic Call to Prayer, to be broadcast over a loud speaker 5 times a day starting at dawn. Typically, each lasts from 3-5 minutes.

So broadcast Islamic prayers but please don’t offend them with OUR CHRISTIAN PRAYERS in school, at ballgames, or anywhere else! And those who ban our prayers say nothing about this. Do you think Minneapolis or any other city would allow me or you to pray over a loud speaker 5 times every day? Nope.

This is what our country is becoming. One where our leaders allow this but are taking our freedoms away one by one!!

https://tinyurl.com/34fu7778

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2024 06:59 PM (NpAcC)

137 ATTENTION HOT CHICKS WORKING FOR JAMES O'KEEFE

I am a senior DOJ official and prosecutor involved in investigating and prosecuting Trump. I can tell you things..."off the record" if you know what I mean.

Call me, babe

Posted by: Miklos, who consents to record everything if you do at September 09, 2024 06:59 PM (sq/uD)

138 136 Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2024 06:59 PM (NpAcC)

Mobile food trucks cooking bacon and blasting out Fiddler on the Roof!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:00 PM (x0n13)

139 Mz. Ferrell needs her head stomped.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 07:01 PM (LHPAg)

140 >>>Cat ladies have a clear choice in this election.

The fate of the republic rests with cat ladies.

We are screwed, and we're going to reek like cat piss.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 07:01 PM (i24o9)

141 132 Ohioans are so pathetic. This state is a dystopian nightmare but we can't be bothered to find a meth dealer in another state and get out.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 09, 2024 06:56 PM (7fVdQ)

Yoohoo!! Waiting and ready!!
Posted by: West 'by God' Virginia at September 09, 2024 06:59 PM (iODuv)

+++++

WV is Ohio with trees.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 09, 2024 07:01 PM (7fVdQ)

142 100 Posobiec points out the 100K Haitians are not "illegals",
Posted by: illiniwek
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Most are not "illegals", but that is a technicality. If they come from Mexico, we have a treaty obligation to hear their case for asylum, if that is what they seek.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest
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Covered under comment 410. of the thread "Biden-Harris Administration Airdrops Invasionary Force of Haitian Immigrants on Springfield, Ohio'

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 09, 2024 07:01 PM (NFX2v)

143 - Likely old news to you folks but I can't even take a nap without waking up to find out James Earl Jones has passed on.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 09, 2024 07:01 PM (oKIzl)

144 Miklos, I'd call you babe but I like darlin better

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2024 07:02 PM (I1GXe)

145
Was not Haiti the head of the pack of "shithole countries"?

Evidence from the Springfield, OH story bolsters that characterization.

Springfield, IIRC, was among the locations which we considered using for viewing the solar eclipse back at the start of April. Bucyrus, OH won out with us.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2024 07:02 PM (XeTAE)

146 "Say what?!"

- - Geese Ausby late of the Globetrotters
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

The Ref shoulda called a fowl

Posted by: Miklos, channeling Meadowlark Lemon at September 09, 2024 07:02 PM (sq/uD)

147 Trump wants to reunite families by sending invaders back to their countries of origin.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 09, 2024 07:03 PM (7fVdQ)

148 - - Geese Ausby late of the Globetrotters
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 06:56 PM (x0n13)
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this memory just came back to me. I saw the Globetrotters years (oh, so many years) ago. Meadowlark had retired, so Geese was the boss.

Friggin' awesome. Showmanship in the first half, real basketball in the second half.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 09, 2024 07:03 PM (Ad8y9)

149 James Earl Jones. The most iconic voice ever.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2024 07:03 PM (aPY1X)

150 Miklos, I'd call you babe but I like darlin better
Posted by: Ben Had

You don't have to call me darlin', darlin

Posted by: Miklos-David Allen Coe at September 09, 2024 07:03 PM (sq/uD)

151 147 Trump wants to reunite families by sending invaders back to their countries of origin.
Posted by: Oglebay at September 09, 2024 07:03 PM (7fVdQ)

And bill the countries the cost of the tickets.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:04 PM (x0n13)

152 Most are not "illegals", but that is a technicality. If they come from Mexico, we have a treaty obligation to hear their case for asylum, if that is what they seek.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

Asylum from what.

Haiti is no more or less of a shithole then its always been.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 07:04 PM (oZhjI)

153 The Ref shoulda called a fowl
Posted by: Miklos, channeling Meadowlark Lemon at September 09, 2024 07:02 PM (sq/uD)
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Great, we've taken a tern for the worse with bird puns.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 07:04 PM (tT6L1)

154 Miklos, I'd call you babe but I like darlin better
Posted by: Ben Had

You don't have to call me darlin', darlin
Posted by: Miklos-David Allen Coe

You never even called me by my name...

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 07:04 PM (A7Jfs)

155 149 James Earl Jones. The most iconic voice ever.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2024 07:03 PM (aPY1X)

"Pfft!!!!!"

- - Arnold Stang

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:04 PM (x0n13)

156 Now if they can just find the parents of those 80,000+ kids to send home with them

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2024 07:05 PM (I1GXe)

157 "Pfft!!!!!"

- - Arnold Stang
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:04 PM (x0n13

Darth Effin Vader.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2024 07:05 PM (aPY1X)

158 153 Great, we've taken a tern for the worse with bird puns.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 07:04 PM (tT6L1)

Put a capon it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:06 PM (x0n13)

159 >James Earl Jones. The most iconic voice ever.
---

John Facenda would like a word.

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 07:06 PM (/7KEl)

160 Great, we've taken a tern for the worse with bird puns.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

People are so gullible.

Posted by: What Hath Miklos Wrought at September 09, 2024 07:07 PM (sq/uD)

161 Mr nec and I just returned from seeing Reagan. Great movie.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 09, 2024 07:07 PM (2NHgQ)

162 160 Great, we've taken a tern for the worse with bird puns.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

People are so gullible.
Posted by: What Hath Miklos Wrought at September 09, 2024 07:07 PM (sq/uD)

A pullet surprise for you!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:08 PM (x0n13)

163 Walls topped with broken bottles were a thing in Victorian London, too. And I have read of them in NY, too, back in the day.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 09, 2024 07:08 PM (1bNHn)

164 149 James Earl Jones. The most iconic voice ever.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Oh come on! I hate hearing this kind of crap!

Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at September 09, 2024 07:08 PM (ycI94)

165 Love live our sacred democracy
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 06:57 PM (oZhjI)
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Which appears to be ruled by judges...unless the judges rule the "wrong" way.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 06:59 PM (tT6L1)
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Yup. Which is where I got my first dislike for judges.

The Dems really prefer 1 man and it's like 38 million people voted that way. They have done it that way throughout the 20th century.

Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2024 07:09 PM (krQz2)

166 Anarchists make the case that it is suicide for a welfare state to have open borders. If it can't be neither, it can only be one xor the other.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 09, 2024 07:09 PM (7fVdQ)

167
Alfalfa Switzer. Now that was a voice!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:10 PM (x0n13)

168 Anakin Skywalker. Wine mom wrapped in the body of an adolescent male now covered in Shake n Bake.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 09, 2024 07:10 PM (R6gTL)

169 I really enjoyed JEJ in the Jack Ryan series.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2024 07:10 PM (aPY1X)

170 Oh come on! I hate hearing this kind of crap!
Posted by: Gilbert Gottfried at September 09, 2024 07:08 PM (ycI94)
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Anybody ever heard his everyday normal voice?

It's a bit lower and there's only a trace of his stage voice.

Posted by: Axeman at September 09, 2024 07:10 PM (krQz2)

171
WV is Ohio with trees.
Posted by: Oglebay

And shotgun shacks

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2024 07:10 PM (XeTAE)

172 If someone killed and ate my pet, I don't think it will end well for them or me (I'll be in jail).

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 09, 2024 07:11 PM (YiKO5)

173 163 Walls topped with broken bottles were a thing in Victorian London, too. And I have read of them in NY, too, back in the day.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 09, 2024 07:08 PM (1bNHn)

I do indeed remember them from my days in NYC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:11 PM (x0n13)

174 Alfalfa Switzer. Now that was a voice!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:10 PM (x0n13)
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Piker, all of yous.

Posted by: Harvey Fierstein at September 09, 2024 07:11 PM (tT6L1)

175 Alfalfa Switzer. Now that was a voice!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:10 PM (x0n13)

Pffft!!

Posted by: Lena Lamont at September 09, 2024 07:12 PM (iODuv)

176 Was not Haiti the head of the pack of "shithole countries"?

Evidence from the Springfield, OH story bolsters that characterization.

You can take the man out of the shit hole but you can't take the shit hole out of the man.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 09, 2024 07:12 PM (FfSAJ)

177 A pullet surprise for you!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

*pullets the other one, with bells on*

*ducks*

Posted by: A rare Red Capped Miklos at September 09, 2024 07:12 PM (sq/uD)

178
My goodness, reading the first ~20 comments I believe we're suffering some sort of willow attack.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at September 09, 2024 07:12 PM (I87yH)

179 Wait till the Haitians run out of ducks.

Here Fido....

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 09, 2024 07:12 PM (aPY1X)

180 175 Alfalfa Switzer. Now that was a voice!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:10 PM (x0n13)

Pffft!!
Posted by: Lena Lamont at September 09, 2024 07:12 PM (iODuv)

Mae Kwastel!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:13 PM (x0n13)

181 39 “Former prosecutor”

What did she do?

No one knows, they never looked at her record.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2024 06:29 PM (b4o9z)
_________________

You KNOW her record sucks. How do we know? Because if it could be spun even to look remotely passable, they'd be shouting that from the rooftops and placing flyers under windshield wipers in parking lots.

See also Obama's transcripts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 09, 2024 07:13 PM (YqDXo)

182

Hey fuck all of you !

Posted by: Goose Gossage at September 09, 2024 07:13 PM (NtVYv)

183 On a morning from a Bogart movie
In country where they turn back time
You go strolling through the crowd like Karine Jean Pierre
Contemplating a fresh hot bowl of feline ...

Posted by: A La Stew Art at September 09, 2024 07:13 PM (kKz2D)

184

At least the albatross comes with wafers!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:14 PM (x0n13)

185 A pullet surprise for you!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

*pullets the other one, with bells on*
________________

"I'm on it!" - Jeffrey Toobin

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 09, 2024 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

186 James Earl Jones. The most iconic voice ever.

No disrespect to Herr Jones, but if you will indulge Werner, I am no slouch in that department. You are reading this in my voice. Even Paul F. Tompkins will attest to this. Between this and The James Madison not doing a retrospection of my cinematic work, Werner is driven to despair. Which, for us Deutsch people, is every day ending with "y." Ach, never mind. Werner attempts to lend a quality to "Ach" that is gangsta. Ja, that.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 09, 2024 07:14 PM (tcQGp)

187 Roger Ebert would like a word.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 09, 2024 07:15 PM (7fVdQ)

188 181 39 “Former prosecutor”

What did she do?

No one knows, they never looked at her record.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2024 06:29 PM (b4o9z)
_________________

You KNOW her record sucks. How do we know? Because if it could be spun even to look remotely passable, they'd be shouting that from the rooftops and placing flyers under windshield wipers in parking lots.

See also Obama's transcripts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 09, 2024 07:13 PM (YqDXo)

She locked up and denied parole to a lot of truly not guilty black men.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:15 PM (x0n13)

189
Minneapolis is now the first major U.S. city to allow the Adhan, the Islamic Call to Prayer, to be broadcast over a loud speaker 5 times a day starting at dawn. Typically, each lasts from 3-5 minutes.

https://tinyurl.com/34fu7778
Posted by: redridinghood

================

Bonus fun: The first call to prayer is at the crack of dawn.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at September 09, 2024 07:15 PM (I87yH)

190 Jones was a credible 1st SGT in "Gardens of Stone". One of few I've seen in movies.

Posted by: javems at September 09, 2024 07:15 PM (8I4hW)

191 Mae Kwastel!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:13 PM (x0n13)

HAHAHA!!

Posted by: Bernadette Rostenkowski at September 09, 2024 07:16 PM (iODuv)

192 Which, for us Deutsch people, is every day ending with "y." Ach, never mind. Werner attempts to lend a quality to "Ach" that is gangsta. Ja, that.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions

Wouldn't that be a day ending in "g"?

Posted by: Miklos von un zu Miklostein at September 09, 2024 07:16 PM (sq/uD)

193 Where is JackStraw?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2024 07:16 PM (I1GXe)

194
You know what's missing from the Haitian invasion of Springfield?

Shovels, bags of lime, and opsec?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2024 07:16 PM (XeTAE)

195 At least the albatross comes with wafers!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:14 PM (x0n13)
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You just had to bring up Albatross, didn't you?

https://tinyurl.com/bdez5bes

Posted by: Harvey Fierstein at September 09, 2024 07:16 PM (tT6L1)

196 I'm really going to miss Thulsa Doom.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 09, 2024 07:16 PM (xc/yP)

197 Judge Juan Merchan's daughter, who is the president of Authentic Campaigns Inc, may stand to benefit from the fraudulent business documents case involving GOP nominee Donald Trump.
---
* examines the underside of fingernails *

Posted by: Democratic Underwear at September 09, 2024 07:17 PM (krQz2)

198 On the voice thing, JEJ was right on up there.
I'd put Sam Elliott up there too.
That Stang character? Never heard of him.

Posted by: TeeJ at September 09, 2024 07:17 PM (oKIzl)

199 All these bird puns are robin me of a pleasant afternoon thread !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Steering Critic in Steerage . . . at September 09, 2024 07:17 PM (TX4bP)

200 I will not be surprised to return home from a trip sometime in the near future and find that a gang of Mexican illegals has broken into my house, ripped out the granite-top kitchen island and set it up in the back yard as an Aztec sacrificial slab.

Posted by: Paco at September 09, 2024 07:17 PM (njExo)

201 194
You know what's missing from the Haitian invasion of Springfield?

Shovels, bags of lime, and opsec?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2024 07:16 PM (XeTAE)

A lot of ventilated Haitians piled up like cord wood at the city line.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:17 PM (x0n13)

202 /off guy with great movie pipes sock.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 07:17 PM (tT6L1)

203 Talk to me, Goose

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 07:18 PM (/7KEl)

204 Allexis Telia Ferrell had her bail set at $100,000.

The woman has been falsely portrayed as a Haitian migrant by online activists.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too
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Someone should have stomped on her head. Worthless human scum.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy

Like this?

https://is.gd/PTetPX
Your shortened URL goes to: https://www.ar15.com / forums / general

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 09, 2024 07:18 PM (MsrgL)

205 Where is JackStraw?
Posted by: Ben Had

He was gonna comment, but he got high.

Posted by: Miklos suspects at September 09, 2024 07:18 PM (sq/uD)

206 179 Wait till the Haitians run out of ducks.

Here Fido....

Posted by: AlaBAMA

This topic JUST came up at DU. I'm hoping it'll mature into full-fledged stupidity to share tomorrow.

Vance pushes false accusations of Haitians eating pets. Source: the hill
GOP vice presidential nominee Sen. JD Vance (Ohio) on Monday amplified a false claim that Haitian immigrants are abducting and eating pets in Springfield, Ohio, despite the city’s police department denying any such incidents...

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 09, 2024 07:18 PM (ycI94)

207 All these bird puns are robin me of a pleasant afternoon thread !!!
Posted by: Adriane the Steering Critic in Steerage

I'm sure there will be a cafe for you to gander at soon.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 09, 2024 07:18 PM (xc/yP)

208 Latest aggregated betting odds

Orange Man Bad 51.1% to win
Kumswala 46.8% to win

Posted by: Write it off Jerry at September 09, 2024 07:19 PM (TM00u)

209 The squatters will break into my house, get a good like at the formica counters and linoleum floor and head back across the border.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 09, 2024 07:19 PM (7fVdQ)

210 Bonus fun: The first call to prayer is at the crack of dawn.

"Prayer is better than sleep", after all.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 09, 2024 07:19 PM (uxCna)

211 Wouldn't that be a day ending in "g"?
Posted by: Miklos von un zu Miklostein

Ja, this is wisdom. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Tags of our lives.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 09, 2024 07:19 PM (tcQGp)

212 A lot of ventilated Haitians piled up like cord wood ~~at the city line~~ on the mayor's front lawn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Fixed it for me.

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 09, 2024 07:19 PM (MsrgL)

213 @52

>>If were a moderator, I'd ask WTF are either of you going to do about it

Yeah, that's not going to happen.

Look for real-time "fact checks" and the "moderators" getting into verbal confrontations with Trump.

The spectacle we are going to see tomorrow will be as far removed from our conception of a debate as humanly possible.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2024 07:19 PM (XV/Pl)

214 Allexis Telia Ferrell had her bail set at $100,000.

The woman has been falsely portrayed as a Haitian migrant by online activists.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 09, 2024 06:18 PM (NFX2v)

And maybe she is Haitian, with a stolen identity. Who knows, until the autopsy is done?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2024 07:19 PM (g0oAz)

215 Does anyone have a ballpark idea as to how many cases Harris personally prosecuted (if any?)

Posted by: Paco at September 09, 2024 07:20 PM (njExo)

216 none a youse know who John Facenda was

God I'm among the heathen

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 07:20 PM (/7KEl)

217 State senator forced chief of staff to perform sex acrobatics . . . left him with . . . injuries.

https://tinyurl.com/4tpahy47

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 07:20 PM (i24o9)

218
I'd rather be pheasant plucker than a pheasant plucker's mate.

Say that 5 times fast.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:20 PM (x0n13)

219 I will not be surprised to return home from a trip sometime in the near future and find that a gang of Mexican illegals has broken into my house, ripped out the granite-top kitchen island and set it up in the back yard as an Aztec sacrificial slab.
Posted by: Paco

I have had no such problems.

Then again, I have a rather impressive tzompantli.

Pretty effective Aztec-B-Gon

Posted by: Miklos, tzompantli hobbyist at September 09, 2024 07:21 PM (sq/uD)

220 Someone should have stomped on her head. Worthless human scum.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy

Like this?

https://is.gd/PTetPX
Your shortened URL goes to: https://www.ar15.com / forums / general

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 09, 2024 07:18 PM (MsrgL)

Exactly. But, mix the Mexican Hat Dance in with it.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 09, 2024 07:21 PM (iODuv)

221 Hello, hello, is this thing on?

Posted by: Sam Kinison at September 09, 2024 07:21 PM (6HDsc)

222 208 Latest aggregated betting odds

Orange Man Bad 51.1% to win
Kumswala 46.8% to win
Posted by: Write it off Jerry at September 09, 2024 07:19 PM (TM00u)

So.... 2.1% of... what... Revolution?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 07:21 PM (xaFKb)

223 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
BREAKING: Legal gun owner fires at thug in Chicago climbing into daughter's room

CPD respond by confiscating her gun

https://tinyurl.com/mpednwwj

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2024 07:21 PM (NpAcC)

224 216 none a youse know who John Facenda was

God I'm among the heathen
Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 07:20 PM (/7KEl)

NFL announcer for the Eagles (accidental bird reference)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:21 PM (x0n13)

225 Does anyone have a ballpark idea as to how many cases Harris personally prosecuted (if any?)
Posted by: Paco at September 09, 2024 07:20 PM (njExo)

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I'm going to guess she did some administrative cases where the accused plead out. Actual trial experience? I have my doubts.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 07:21 PM (tT6L1)

226 I'll bite - who was John Facenda?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 09, 2024 07:21 PM (7fVdQ)

227 The spectacle we are going to see tomorrow will be as far removed from our conception of a debate as humanly possible.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Logic and grammar are tools of White Supremacy (tm).

Posted by: Adriane the Steering Critic in Steerage . . . at September 09, 2024 07:22 PM (TX4bP)

228 I'd rather be pheasant plucker than a pheasant plucker's mate.

Say that 5 times fast.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:20 PM (x0n13)

Only made it up to three before the wife smacked me upside the head.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 09, 2024 07:22 PM (iODuv)

229 So.... 2.1% of... what... Revolution?
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 07:21 PM (xaFKb

There’s money on Hillary (yes really), Nikki, The Mooch, Newsom, etc to make up that 2.1%

Posted by: Write it off Jerry at September 09, 2024 07:22 PM (TM00u)

230
Walls topped with broken bottles were a thing in Victorian London, too. And I have read of them in NY, too, back in the day.
Posted by: Eeyore

The walls surrounding at least one former estate of a DuPont family here in Wilmington has broken glass in concrete on its crest. There is a story that it was placed there at the time of the Lindbergh baby kidnapping which I can neither confirm nor deny.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2024 07:22 PM (XeTAE)

231 I miss the halcyon days when AoS was free of bird puns.

Posted by: Rex B at September 09, 2024 07:23 PM (kKz2D)

232 Sen. Marie Alvarado-Gil’s former chief of staff, Chad Condit, slapped her with the lawsuit last week, alleging the lawmaker — a longtime Democrat who recently jumped ship to the Republican Party — pressured him into performing sex acts on her when they traveled for work.

I think I see why her long time dem staffer is now making claims against her...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 07:23 PM (oZhjI)

233 Paco, she did prosecute an innocent man

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2024 07:23 PM (I1GXe)

234 226 I'll bite - who was John Facenda?
Posted by: Oglebay at September 09, 2024 07:21 PM (7fVdQ)

@ 224

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:23 PM (x0n13)

235 I miss the halcyon days when AoS was free of bird puns.

But we were all winging it back then

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 07:23 PM (oZhjI)

236 @201

>>A lot of ventilated Haitians piled up like cord wood at the city line.

The total population of that town is 60k which would include a lot of kids and women in that number, the 20k Hatiens are virtually all military aged men.

So as Leonides said to the Arcadian: I've brought more soldiers than you have.

This is what The Junta has wrought.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 09, 2024 07:24 PM (XV/Pl)

237 205 Where is JackStraw?
Posted by: Ben Had

Under the sea

Posted by: SFGoth at September 09, 2024 07:24 PM (KAi1n)

238 Does anyone have a ballpark idea as to how many cases Harris personally prosecuted (if any?)
Posted by: Paco at September 09, 2024 07:20 PM (njExo)

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Interesting the allegations surfaced after she left the Democrat party.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 07:24 PM (tT6L1)

239 231 I miss the halcyon days when AoS was free of bird puns.
Posted by: Rex B at September 09, 2024 07:23 PM (kKz2D)

+++++

It's falcon nonsense,

Posted by: Oglebay at September 09, 2024 07:24 PM (7fVdQ)

240
Kamala railroaded a lot of innocent men, and mostly black.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:24 PM (x0n13)

241 219 Then again, I have a rather impressive tzompantli. - Miklos

Illegal to pals, standing in front of Miklos' house: "Let's try one block over".

Posted by: Paco at September 09, 2024 07:24 PM (njExo)

242 217 State senator forced chief of staff to perform sex acrobatics . . . left him with . . . injuries.

https://tinyurl.com/4tpahy47
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 07:20 PM (i24o9)

Sooo.... right after she defects to the Repubs, the Son of Gary Condit, comes out with sexual allegations.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 07:25 PM (xaFKb)

243 Alfalfa Switzer. Now that was a voice!

Ned Sparks.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 09, 2024 07:25 PM (k7tU1)

244 239 231 I miss the halcyon days when AoS was free of bird puns.
Posted by: Rex B at September 09, 2024 07:23 PM (kKz2D)

+++++

It's falcon nonsense,
Posted by: Oglebay at September 09, 2024 07:24 PM (7fVdQ)

"Up yours!"

- - Gabe Mallard

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:25 PM (x0n13)

245 I miss the halcyon days when AoS was free of bird puns.

But we were all winging it back then
Posted by: 18-1

Some people just want to go beak in time …

Posted by: Adriane the Steering Critic in Steerage . . . at September 09, 2024 07:25 PM (TX4bP)

246 Sen. Marie Alvarado-Gil’s former chief of staff, Chad Condit, slapped her with the lawsuit last week, alleging the lawmaker — a longtime Democrat who recently jumped ship to the Republican Party — pressured him into performing sex acts on her when they traveled for work.
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Interesting the allegations surfaced after she left the Democrat party.

Copy and paste fail, again. Sheesh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 07:25 PM (tT6L1)

247 NFL announcer for the Eagles (accidental bird reference)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I thought he was on Squawk Box

Posted by: Miklos, often in error at September 09, 2024 07:25 PM (sq/uD)

248 Kamala railroaded a lot of innocent men, and mostly black.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:24 PM

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You're confusing railroaded with "pulling a train" with mostly black men.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2024 07:25 PM (+oR7L)

249 Which, for us Deutsch people, is every day ending with "y."
____________

Correction: day ending in "g."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 09, 2024 07:26 PM (YqDXo)

250 240
Kamala railroaded a lot of innocent men, and mostly black.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:24 PM (x0n13)

She moved on to National Political office, because she could never get elected in California...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 07:26 PM (xaFKb)

251 So did Condit actually kill his intern like Morning Joe or did an illegal get her? Honestly I can't remember...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 07:26 PM (oZhjI)

252 Miklos, how is your mother doing,?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2024 07:26 PM (I1GXe)

253 Some people just want to go beak in time …
Posted by: Adriane the Steering Critic

These pun things crest and then tail off.

Posted by: Miklos, unconcerned at September 09, 2024 07:27 PM (sq/uD)

254 Sooo.... right after she defects to the Repubs, the Son of Gary Condit, comes out with sexual allegations.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 07:25 PM (xaFKb)

What's good for the gander is good for the goose, in keeping with the theme.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 07:28 PM (i24o9)

255 John Facenda was the longtime voice of NFL Films

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 07:28 PM (/7KEl)

256 Miklos, how is your mother doing,?
Posted by: Ben Had

Home from hospice tomorrow, now one day to the next.

Posted by: Miklos thanks you for asking at September 09, 2024 07:28 PM (sq/uD)

257 253 Some people just want to go beak in time …
Posted by: Adriane the Steering Critic

These pun things crest and then tail off.
Posted by: Miklos, unconcerned at September 09, 2024 07:27 PM (sq/uD)

the PUNishement will continue, until Moral improves!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 07:29 PM (xaFKb)

258 We these bird puns people are going to flock to the next thread

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 07:29 PM (oZhjI)

259 I miss the halcyon days when AoS was free of bird puns.

But we were all winging it back then
Posted by: 18-1

Some people just want to go beak in time …

Posted by: Adriane the Steering Critic in Steerage . . . at September 09, 2024 07:25 PM (TX4bP)

Some people just want to watch the world bird.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 07:30 PM (i24o9)

260 So did Condit actually kill his intern like Morning Joe or did an illegal get her? Honestly I can't remember...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 07:26 PM (oZhjI)
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I want to say Condit was a suspect due to an affair with the intern but it was never proven nor was the killer ever caught.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 07:30 PM (tT6L1)

261 256 Miklos, how is your mother doing,?
Posted by: Ben Had

Home from hospice tomorrow, now one day to the next.
Posted by: Miklos thanks you for asking at September 09, 2024 07:28 PM (sq/uD)

Prayers for strength, courage and comfort.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2024 07:30 PM (x0n13)

262 251 So did Condit actually kill his intern like Morning Joe or did an illegal get her? Honestly I can't remember...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 07:26 PM (oZhjI)

Just like a lot of other deaths surrounding Dems at the time... the truth will never be known.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 07:30 PM (xaFKb)

263 Cathead Fever.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 07:30 PM (LHPAg)

264 Same with the geese treaty.

UN got everyone to agree not to kill migratory birds. Not because Western countries were killing them, but to try to get 3rd worlders to enforce laws and protect endangered birds.

ALL treaties and UN actions are claimed to help police the lawless, and instead are a burden on the West.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 09, 2024 06:51 PM (1Wk4E)

Pretty sure the Migratory Bird Treaty predates the very existence of the U.N. They are a common resource shared by several countries.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2024 07:30 PM (D59F4)

265 These pun things crest and then tail off.
Posted by: Miklos, unconcerned

Go ahead and crow about it. See if I care! …

Posted by: Adriane the Steering Critic in Steerage . . . at September 09, 2024 07:30 PM (TX4bP)

266 259 I miss the halcyon days when AoS was free of bird puns.

But we were all winging it back then
Posted by: 18-1

Some people just want to go beak in time …

Posted by: Adriane the Steering Critic in Steerage . . . at September 09, 2024 07:25 PM (TX4bP)

Some people just want to watch the world bird.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 07:30 PM (i24o9)

/Nods Knowingly...

Bird... IS the Word!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 07:31 PM (xaFKb)

267 The important thing to remember is that our masters find the truth to be the real threat here. Not lies, not slander, but the truth. If the truth threatens the well being or could threaten the well being of vicious liars, then honesty and facts are dangerous to the well being of the republic and civilization. X is no better than the corporate media for it supports these lies.

Goebbels would be proud.

Posted by: TJ Jackson at September 09, 2024 07:31 PM (bXvrr)

268 Canadian geese should have a season, like December thru February, no limit. Migrate or die muthafucka

Posted by: Sam Kinison at September 09, 2024 07:32 PM (4qMiv)

269 NOOOOOOOD

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 09, 2024 07:33 PM (xc/yP)

270 Bird... IS the Word!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 07:31 PM (xaFKb)

Geese is the word. Is the word. That you heard.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 07:33 PM (i24o9)

271 268 Canadian geese should have a season, like December thru February, no limit. Migrate or die muthafucka
Posted by: Sam Kinison at September 09, 2024 07:32 PM (4qMiv)
Does this include the playoffs?

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 07:34 PM (LHPAg)

272 According to wikipedia (all that follows, mixed in with some paraphrasing for making it shorter), Condit was not originally a suspect in the interns death...BUT it is considered likely that he hindered the investigation into her death by stalling being interviewed and by throwing away evidence that the 2 of them had a relationship. AND then it gets stranger, because apparently he was a serial-infidelist and was known to have suggested in overseas trips that he would have liked the intern to be gone.

Make of it what you will.

Posted by: Crusader at September 09, 2024 07:34 PM (U4ek1)

273 Ok I went and read up on it. The two main suspects were Condit and an illegal.

But reading about the investigation the cops on the case intentionally spoiled it so it probably wasn't Condit or the illegal...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 07:35 PM (oZhjI)

274 After careful review, the Washington Post has revealed that Kamala Harris was actually the first athlete in NCAA history to win the Heisman Trophy in two consecutive seasons, completing the task in the two years prior to that little copy-cat Archie Griffith.

And she both quarterbacked and coached the USC Trojans to consecutive undefeated national championships in those two miraculous seasons.

This incidentally led to the naming of the Rose Bowl after Mz. Harris. Rose being her grandmother's nickname for her.

True story!

Posted by: JB1000 at September 09, 2024 07:35 PM (xrOL9)

275 #274 You left out "feedom".

Posted by: Crusader at September 09, 2024 07:36 PM (U4ek1)

276 /Nods Knowingly...

Bird... IS the Word!
Posted by: Romeo13

pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa,
ooma mow mow, papa ooma mow mow!

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Music Critic, sort of . . . at September 09, 2024 07:36 PM (TX4bP)

277 {216} none a youse know who John Facenda was

God I'm among the heathen

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 07:20 PM (/7KEl)

Hey, I just got home, I understood that reference!

"The Voice of God" for NFL Films. Gotta find my copy of "The Power and the Glory" around here and listen to that again.

I miss when the NFL was actually fun and not woke. *sighs*

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at September 09, 2024 07:40 PM (O7YUW)

278 I love the clip of interviewer asking Commie-la why she hadn't been to the sounther border.

She replied, i haven't been to Europe, either. the look in her eyes is the ringer for me. He eyes are a window to her soul in this one.

I'll see if I can find the clip, but maybe it'sbeen taken down already.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 09, 2024 07:45 PM (Rbu5d)

279 9 Used to work for 'stronk woman' - nothing was ever just good enough. Made me embrace the saying, "If you want it done just then just do it yourself."
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2024 06:16 PM (/lPRQ)

Yeah, I used to work for one, too. Gave her whatever it was I was working on, it wasn't exactly what she wanted, I said, I thought it would be better to [whateve it was] and she screamed at me in front of the entire office: I DON'T PAY YOU TO THINK!!11!!.

To this day I regret not throwing the office key in her face and walking out on her and her daily hissy fits.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 09, 2024 07:54 PM (Rbu5d)

280 Breaking This just in:
Harvey Winespleen holds operating room staff hostage with scalpel in an attempted prison break.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at September 09, 2024 08:17 PM (z3xHf)

281 136...So broadcast Islamic prayers but please don’t offend them with OUR CHRISTIAN PRAYERS in school, at ballgames, or anywhere else! And those who ban our prayers say nothing about this. Do you think Minneapolis or any other city would allow me or you to pray over a loud speaker 5 times every day? Nope.
This is what our country is becoming. One where our leaders allow this but are taking our freedoms away one by one!!
https://tinyurl.com/34fu7778
Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2024 06:59 PM (NpAcC)

Many places outlawed Christian Church bells many years ago.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at September 09, 2024 08:33 PM (Rbu5d)

282 I hɑve fun with, cause I found just what I was looking for.
You've ended my four day ⅼengthy hunt! God Bless you mɑn. Have a great day.
Bye

Posted by: swanky at September 10, 2024 07:50 AM (Yz372)

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