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Kamala Reveals Short, Vague Statement on Her Alleged "Positions" On Eve of Debate

This is dishonest and purely tactical. She released a vague statement of what she is claiming her positions are this week so that when she's asked about her positions during the debate, she can just say "I released all my positions on my website, you can read about them there" knowing that Americans, particularly her AWFL camp followers, do not read unless it's on Twitter.


Vice President Kamala Harris and her team added a policy page to her campaign website while declining to address a number of flip-flops on key issues.

Harris' campaign launched its' "issues" tab Monday on its website, more than a month into the vice president's run for the White House. The vice president's policy platform addresses various issues but makes no mention of topics that Harris has flip-flopped on while making frequent mention of President Joe Biden and their administration.

"Vice President Harris and Governor Walz are fighting for a New Way Forward that protects our fundamental freedoms, strengthens our democracy, and ensures every person has the opportunity to not just get by, but to get ahead," the issues tab on Harris' campaign website reads.

Well that's very informative. She wants more of the Good Things, fewer of the Bad Things. "Now this is a common-sense conservative agenda I can get behind," said David French in a muffled voice because his mouth was filled with a ball-gag.


"As a prosecutor, Attorney General, Senator, and now Vice President of the United States, Kamala Harris always stood up for the people against predators, scammers, and powerful interests. She promises to be a president for all Americans, a president who unites us around our highest aspirations, and a president who always fights for the American people. From the courthouse to the White House, that has been her life's work," it continues.

More running on her falsified bio.


Under the issues tab, Harris' campaign lays out the vice president's previously unveiled economic policy on "corporate price gouging." Harris' policy platform also touches on abortion access, civil rights, the border crisis and gun control.

The issues tab fails to address the Harris campaign's recent policy reversal on the border wall. According to Axios, the Harris campaign clarified that the vice president is in favor of building a wall after blasting Trump's border wall as "un-American," a "stupid waste of money" and Trump's "medieval vanity project."

"As President, she will bring back the bipartisan border security bill and sign it into law. At the same time, she knows that our immigration system is broken and needs comprehensive reform that includes strong border security and an earned pathway to citizenship," the Harris campaign website reads under the "secure our borders and fix our broken immigration system" section.

...

Under the "make our communities safer from gun violence and crime" tab, the Harris campaign writes that the vice president would "ban assault weapons and high-capacity magazines, require universal background checks, and support red flag laws."

The campaign website makes no mention of her reversal on mandatory federal gun buybacks.

The vice president frequently made mention of Biden and the administration, despite reports that the Harris campaign was trying to distance itself from the 81-year-old president.


Matt Margolis:


A quick perusal of the Issues page finds that it is padded with fluff and exaggerations about her backstory and attacks on Trump.

"Vice President Harris grew up in a middle-class home as the daughter of a working mom," her economic policy positions section begins. Falsely giving the impression that she was the daughter of a poor single mother who was working a blue-collar job, when in fact she grew up wealthy. Her mother was a biomedical scientist at the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory, and her father was a Marxist economics professor at Stanford University.

Back to the policy page, "Trump" comes up 29 times on the policy page. There are also sections on "Trump's Project 2025 Agenda," for each section, even though he has nothing to do with Project 2025.

Trump's platform is a solid sixteen pages long, but it mentions Biden (or his administration) just seven times -- typically in reference to a specific policy.

...

"As President, she will bring back the bipartisan border security bill and sign it into law," the page says. "At the same time, she knows that our immigration system is broken and needs comprehensive reform that includes strong border security and an earned pathway to citizenship."

And there it is! Harris has no intention of deporting the illegals that have come into this country on her watch as Border Czar; she intends to give them a pathway to citizenship.

Bernie Sanders gets what Kamala means when she says "my values haven't changed." She means "I'm lying about changing my positions, trust my old statements."

Bernie says this is "pragmatic" and just her "do[ing] what she thinks is right in order to win the election."

CNN is getting nervous about Kamala being unable to take the lead in a single poll in the must-win tipping-point state of Pennsylvania:

Kamala Harris is falling behind with, get this, men, especially in swing states.

What red-blooded American male doesn't want to vote for the ball-busting, incompetent assistant weekend manager of the Foot Locker they worked at in high school?

New polls show Vice President Harris faces a major challenge in winning over male voters and is losing men by a bigger margin than she's winning women in key states such as Pennsylvania, Nevada and North Carolina.

The gender gap between Democrats and Republicans isn't new, but it's becoming especially pronounced in the toss-up race for president.

Former President Trump's problems with female voters are well known. New polls show that Harris has just as big of a problem with male voters in some states.

At the Democratic convention in Chicago last month, Harris and her political team largely downplayed her chance of making history by becoming the first woman elected president, and political experts say male voters in some parts of the country remain leery about putting a woman in the Oval Office.

A senior Senate Democratic aide said sexism and misogyny are still powerful forces in the country's battleground states.

"Misogyny is a hell of a drug," the source quipped, who said the same problem reared its head when Hillary Clinton was the Democratic nominee eight years ago.

"It was glossed over when people said everyone hated Hillary Clinton," the Democrat added.

Don't worry, America's Groomer Dad and Kamala's Gay Husband will bring those voters back.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:00 PM




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1 1

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 09, 2024 05:00 PM (N1DT3)

2 Riiiight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2024 05:02 PM (PDf99)

3 Kamala Harris is falling behind with, get this, men, especially in swing states.

She's used to falling to her knees with men.

Posted by: spindrift at September 09, 2024 05:02 PM (OguvZ)

4 James Earl Jones dead at 93

Posted by: SMOD at September 09, 2024 05:03 PM (BUS1K)

5 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2024 05:03 PM (1Yy3c)

6 I really hope some MSM asks what 'her' real policies are someday.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 09, 2024 05:03 PM (pE38X)

7 James Earl Jones Tits Up

https://tinyurl.com/47rudtyp

Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2024 05:03 PM (1Yy3c)

8 3 Kamala Harris is falling behind with, get this, men, especially in swing states.

She's used to falling to her knees with men.
Posted by: spindrift at September 09, 2024 05:02 PM (OguvZ)

That's hitting below the belt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2024 05:03 PM (PDf99)

9 Nice to see she found the time to pencil a few thoughts down for us.

I eagerly await the Venn Diagram version.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 09, 2024 05:03 PM (PTggi)

10 “Axios reported last week that Harris promised to “spend hundreds of millions of dollars on the wall along the southern border — a project she once opposed and called ‘un-American’ during the Trump administration.”

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The voters know she's a liar, but luckily she has manly man Tampon Timmy to win back the working class guys in the midwest!!!

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 09, 2024 05:03 PM (i7Q7S)

11 Was Bernie the socialist speaking from one of his three homes?

Posted by: huerfano at September 09, 2024 05:04 PM (VGOMa)

12 Vague is a great one word description of Harris…

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 05:04 PM (PCK5/)

13 Kamala was gonna debate, but then she got high, then she got hiiiigh.

Posted by: fly gal at September 09, 2024 05:04 PM (ROF3X)

14 A GAF commie.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 09, 2024 05:04 PM (qZdIZ)

15 “Preserve, protect and defend…”. Sound familiar ? Beuller?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 09, 2024 05:05 PM (R6gTL)

16 Posobiec says of the city that had their lives enriched with 20k Haitians. And that is their mission ... flood red zones with terrorists and gangs and savages .... and enroll them to "Vote D".

"BREAKING: KAMALA HARRIS AND JOE BIDEN SEND 20,000 HAITIANS TO THE MOST PRO-TRUMP COUNTY IN AMERICA"

Posted by: illiniwek at September 09, 2024 05:06 PM (Cus5s)

17 8 3 Kamala Harris is falling behind with, get this, men, especially in swing states.

She's used to falling to her knees with men.
Posted by: spindrift at September 09, 2024 05:02 PM (OguvZ)

That's hitting below the belt.

That's her specialty and preferred position.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 09, 2024 05:06 PM (qZdIZ)

18 Still no actual real policy positions. That's gonna work out well for her with independent voters.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2024 05:07 PM (QNSds)

19 ****Kamala Reveals Short, Vague Statement on Her Alleged "Positions" On Eve of Debate
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Lying, kneeling, recline, incline, prostrate, supine.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 05:07 PM (X/njp)

20 Both of Kamala's parents seem to be well above average IQ-wise. How she get so dumb?

Posted by: Just Axin' at September 09, 2024 05:07 PM (CV8a5)

21 You know Trump is gonna bring up that Pets are being eaten in Springfield Ohio and the Press, I don't know how are gonna run cover for this, and call it racist.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 09, 2024 05:07 PM (FCrpy)

22 Sounds like Bernie, being the Beta he is, decided to give Kamala a backhanded insult.

As for as Tampon Timmy Awalz, no the hills are not alive with music.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2024 05:07 PM (aGp5t)

23 was Kamala born a poor black child yet?

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 05:08 PM (/7KEl)

24 Kamala Reveals Short, Vague Statement on Her Alleged "Positions"




Two words baby

"Kamalasutra" everything you need

Posted by: N at September 09, 2024 05:08 PM (dx1fh)

25 I hope Springfield does not have a petting zoo….

Posted by: tubal at September 09, 2024 05:08 PM (PCK5/)

26 "Imagine thinking Tim Walz and Doug Emhoff were going to be some big draw among men."

====================

The Democratic operatives on TV really do believe Walz was sort of like Rambo.

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 09, 2024 05:09 PM (i7Q7S)

27 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
KJP: "It is important for Americans to know that the vice president has played a very big role in the success of this administration over the last three and a half years."

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 09, 2024 05:09 PM (CEzQx)

28 "One mans socialism is another's neighborliness"

Policy Statement Of The Day.

~~ Tampon Tim

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2024 05:09 PM (cTgZs)

29 I alway confuse Kamala Harris with Tim Walz.


( Am I doing it right?)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2024 05:10 PM (a1415)

30 As for as Tampon Timmy Awalz, no the hills are not alive with music.

So close to next pride month?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 09, 2024 05:10 PM (ZWUXj)

31 When a woman runs out of words, pin her knees behind her ears


Kamalasutra. Ch1, so 5

Posted by: N at September 09, 2024 05:10 PM (dx1fh)

32 >Bernie: "No... I think she is trying to be pragmatic and do what she thinks is right in order to win the election."
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so the question is, was she lying then, or is she lying now

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 05:10 PM (/7KEl)

33 Trump needs to flat out ask Kamala: "Have you considered whether escalating our proxy war with Russia risks nuclear war? Would that be in America's interests?"

And talk about how Diplomacy 101 is you need to give some adversaries an Off Ramp.

This is not only true, and important, but if the Winemom party is motivated by Safety Above All Else, this theme might actually cause a small shift.

Posted by: Zek at September 09, 2024 05:11 PM (5FPX4)

34 "Vice President Harris and Governor Walz are fighting for a New Way Forward that protects our fundamental freedoms, strengthens our democracy, and ensures every person has the opportunity to not just get by, but to get ahead," the issues tab on Harris' campaign website reads.

вперёд!

Posted by: anachronda at September 09, 2024 05:11 PM (oY6Yp)

35 Kama Sutra > Kamala Sutra

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2024 05:11 PM (aGp5t)

36 Que Mala should use all her accents in the debate, a different one for each answer.

That'll showTtrump.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2024 05:11 PM (cTgZs)

37 There's already a site that shows you all Kamala's positions. It's called PornHub.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2024 05:11 PM (0FoWg)

38 "One mans sodomy is another's neighborliness"

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 09, 2024 05:11 PM (ZWUXj)

39 The siren son of the modern woman to bring her man to bed is the cackl




Kamalasutra ch 3 sis 7

Posted by: N at September 09, 2024 05:11 PM (dx1fh)

40 Sharon (willow's apprentice) in the sidebar?

RIP, sidebar.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 05:12 PM (i24o9)

41 >>> She released a vague statement of what she is claiming her positions are this week so that when she's asked about her positions during the debate, she can just say "I released all my positions on my website, you can read about them there"

Smart move by her team who know she is literally too fucking stupid to remember the politically expedient positions that are 180 opposite to where she really is.... what normal person does not want their country flooded with degenerate foreign peoples*.

*One exmple of many chosen because very very few people world-wide want their homelands contaminated with aliens... Non-natives do not see any problem with it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2024 05:12 PM (/lPRQ)

42 A New Way Forward will be as successful as New Math

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2024 05:12 PM (aGp5t)

43 18 Still no actual real policy positions. That's gonna work out well for her with independent voters.

she just needs to be able to say "i've posted my positions on my website" during tomorrow night's debate.

Posted by: anachronda at September 09, 2024 05:12 PM (oY6Yp)

44
Harris has no intention of deporting the illegals that have come into this country on her watch as Border Czar; she intends to give them a pathway to citizenship.


I agree with the Pathway to Citizenship. As in "Turn around and go back to your shit-hole country maricons, you can get new copies of your citizenship docs from your incompetent fucktard governments, but otherwise it ain't our problem."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2024 05:12 PM (y9nCu)

45 Tim Walz has more testosterone than the rest of you MAGA simps put together!

Posted by: The Media! at September 09, 2024 05:13 PM (uxCna)

46 CNN'S Harry Enten and that other guy; They're both faggots.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 05:13 PM (X/njp)

47 >"Vice President Harris and Governor Walz are fighting for a New Way Forward

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this implies the current way is FUBAR

who writes this campaign shit

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 05:13 PM (/7KEl)

48 Da Dems are hosed.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2024 05:13 PM (rj6Yv)

49 Well it seems Kamala has always been laying... down

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2024 05:13 PM (aGp5t)

50 Women voting for Kamala Harris - stunning and brave!

Men voting against Kamala Harris - demented and evil!

Posted by: The Media! at September 09, 2024 05:13 PM (uxCna)

51 Tim Walz has more testosterone than the rest of you MAGA simps put together!

Posted by: The Media! at September 09, 2024 05:13 PM (uxCna)

Horse testosterone, in his lower GI tract.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 05:14 PM (i24o9)

52 20 Both of Kamala's parents seem to be well above average IQ-wise. How she get so dumb?


bad luck in the genetic lottery OR parental drug use during gestation

or her dad dropped her on her head

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 05:14 PM (s3qiR)

53 Just no horse paste, right Tampon Timmy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2024 05:14 PM (aGp5t)

54 Please read my Kamala endorsement!

"A True Christian Conservative Case For Abortion And Communism"

Posted by: Rev. Col. David French-French at September 09, 2024 05:14 PM (cTgZs)

55 Everything is fake and lame and ghey
In its own way

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 09, 2024 05:14 PM (Aqu9a)

56 A "pathway to citizenship" for those who entered illegally is like putting in an Express Checkout for shoplifters.

Posted by: Zek at September 09, 2024 05:15 PM (5FPX4)

57 AP: Harris turns to her favorite foods in effort show a more private side and connect with voters....Harris is a foodie and likes to cook...just made a pancakes-and-bacon breakfast when Biden called with the news that he was dropping out of the race.

From talking about nacho cheese Doritos as her snack of choice to washing collard greens in the bathtub, Harris is aiming to connect with voters on a more personal level...

Fuck the "Associated Press." They will be studied by future historians the way current ones study Der Stürmer and the like.

Another crap article "in an effort" to demean her. Harris has to be shown for her love of cooking and hugging kids and typically female things to 'connect' with voters while Trump's innate vileness is considered relatable without qualification.

Will never forgive the Hillary-is-Racist-Pandering stupidity when she mentioned on a radio show that she keeps hot sauce in her purse. Big news to the rest of the world that the only people who use hot spicy sauces are Black Americans.

Trump declares himself to be God's equal, and the AP breathlessly reports that Harris eats nacho cheese chips.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 09, 2024 05:15 PM (JCZqz)

58 Buns up and kneeling?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 09, 2024 05:15 PM (xcxpd)

59 Under the "make our communities safer from gun violence and crime" tab, the Harris campaign writes that the vice president would "ban assault weapons and high-capacity magazines, require universal background checks, and support red flag laws."

computer shopper would be hardest hit if they were still around

Posted by: anachronda at September 09, 2024 05:15 PM (oY6Yp)

60 20 Both of Kamala's parents seem to be well above average IQ-wise. How she get so dumb?
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Regression to the mean is a thing

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2024 05:16 PM (cTgZs)

61 Hhmmm...

God Emperor Trump

Thanks Du

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2024 05:16 PM (aGp5t)

62 >>so the question is, was she lying then, or is she lying now

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 05:10 PM

Yes.

Posted by: huerfano at September 09, 2024 05:16 PM (VGOMa)

63 Liz Cheney endorsed her!

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at September 09, 2024 05:16 PM (gxokI)

64 Kamala Harris' political position *wink wink*, is as fake as a dick bulge on a pretend female.
- Michelle Obama has entered the chat

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 09, 2024 05:16 PM (MsrgL)

65 Just no horse paste, right Tampon Timmy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2024 05:14 PM (aGp5t)

Horse paste for me, but not for thee.

*eyebrow waggle*

*whinnies*

Posted by: Walz, Equinophile at September 09, 2024 05:16 PM (i24o9)

66 Tim Walz has more testosterone than the rest of you MAGA simps put together!

Posted by: The Media! at September 09, 2024 05:13 PM (uxCna)


*reaches back*
*taps the flush lever*

That thing swirling down the toilet has more testosterone than walz.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2024 05:17 PM (W/lyH)

67 Not alpha male material here. (photo of mincing Walz)

I can't imagine having that "dude" as a Battalion CSM.

Posted by: Military Moron at September 09, 2024 05:17 PM (JCZqz)

68 Kamala's parents should have kept her in the Disappointment Room.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2024 05:17 PM (aGp5t)

69 Que Mala is offering a free split of Chardonnay to every man who votes for her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2024 05:17 PM (cTgZs)

70 Putin is rooting for her, so she'll be ok!

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2024 05:18 PM (V13WU)

71 and the AP breathlessly reports that Harris eats nacho cheese chips.

Lol, this was the Kamala campaign braintrust's big idea for a photo op, not the AP's. Take it up with them, zombie.

Posted by: spindrift at September 09, 2024 05:18 PM (OguvZ)

72 Fuck the "Associated Press." They will be studied by future historians the way current ones study Der Stürmer and the like.

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Close, but no cigar. More like Radio Yerevan.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2024 05:18 PM (0FoWg)

73 57 Harris is a foodie and likes to cook...just made a pancakes-and-bacon breakfast when Biden called with the news that he was dropping out of the race.

From talking about nacho cheese Doritos as her snack of choice to washing collard greens in the bathtub, Harris is aiming to connect with voters on a more personal level...

if doritos, pancakes, and bacon makes one a foodie, i'm a gourmet.

Posted by: anachronda at September 09, 2024 05:18 PM (oY6Yp)

74 I love that picture of Timpon swanning about on stage.

That really is a picture that's worth a thousand words,

and all of those words are gay.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 09, 2024 05:18 PM (eDfFs)

75 Trump is running 2% stronger in PA than he did in 2016. And that is just in the polls which over sample Dems.

That is why these Dem operatives are in a flop sweat.

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 09, 2024 05:18 PM (i7Q7S)

76 >>> "Vice President Harris grew up in a middle-class home as the daughter of a working mom,"

No Brahmin class/caste is the highest of many.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2024 05:18 PM (/lPRQ)

77 52 20 Both of Kamala's parents seem to be well above average IQ-wise. How she get so dumb?
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bad luck in the genetic lottery OR parental drug use during gestation
or her dad dropped her on her head
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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Or she's not as dumb as she plays it. Some women are like that.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 05:18 PM (X/njp)

78 YD

Shocking they could spell Der Sturmer

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2024 05:19 PM (aGp5t)

79 If we have to depend on PA to give PDT an EC win, I am afraid we are not going to be successful.

Posted by: EveR at September 09, 2024 05:19 PM (MUpk6)

80 Is Que Mala selling hats with that snappy "New Way Forward" slogan?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2024 05:19 PM (cTgZs)

81 *Looks at that pic of Tim Walz*

I think I've seen that pose in a magical girl anime. Put him in a miniskirt and give him a tiara and a scepter and the image will be complete.

Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2024 05:19 PM (1Yy3c)

82 I'm too sexy for my shirt.
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model, you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk
On the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

Posted by: Right Said Tim Walz at September 09, 2024 05:19 PM (Aqu9a)

83 New Way Forward sounds Communist Comrades

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2024 05:19 PM (IyPmt)

84 " Tim Walz has more testosterone in his ass than the rest of you MAGA simps put together!"

fify

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2024 05:20 PM (ArbhN)

85 Or she's not as dumb as she plays it. Some women are like that.
Posted by: Braenyard

Mr. Booze. Mr. B double O zee e.

Posted by: Johnny Cash at September 09, 2024 05:20 PM (JCZqz)

86 Michael Dukakis in a tank > mincing Tampon Timmy Awalz.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2024 05:20 PM (aGp5t)

87 Let me guess.

She is for puppies.

And against puppy-killers. Got it. Very inspiring.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2024 05:20 PM (RIvkX)

88 Both of Kamala's parents seem to be well above average IQ-wise. How she get so dumb?
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bad luck in the genetic lottery OR parental drug use during gestation
or her dad dropped her on her head
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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Or she's not as dumb as she plays it. Some women are like that.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 05:18 PM (X/njp)
***

I don't think she is particularly stupid. Average at best but exceedingly inept and self centered.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 09, 2024 05:20 PM (W/lyH)

89 Robert

That is a standard anime magical girl trope pose. Pretty sure even Pixy-Misa did it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2024 05:21 PM (aGp5t)

90 Is Que Mala selling hats with that snappy "New Way Forward" slogan?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2024 05:19 PM (cTgZs)

Que Mala! That right there is a thing of beauty. I'm stealing the fuck out of it.

Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2024 05:21 PM (1Yy3c)

91 Tim Walz looked like he was about to start singing YMCA!

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 09, 2024 05:21 PM (YiKO5)

92 James Earl Jones dead at 93
Posted by: SMOD

Damn. I liked him in Matrix.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2024 05:21 PM (/lPRQ)

93 "Vice President Harris grew up in a middle-class home as the daughter of a working mom"

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I don't get what the point is supposed to be here.

Is it that she someone relates to the guys doing the fracking?

Does that mean she understands what it is like to choose between paying for groceries and new clothes?

If she is so rooted in middle class values, why did she cast the tie breaking vote for Biden's inflation bill, support BLM burning cities, and wants to ban private medical insurance?

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 09, 2024 05:21 PM (i7Q7S)

94 74 I love that picture of Timpon swanning about on stage.
That really is a picture that's worth a thousand words,
Posted by: naturalfake

Swanning? I was thinking sashaying, or mincing.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 09, 2024 05:21 PM (JCZqz)

95 Walz.
On the Cat Walk. I Strut my tusshie on a he Catwalk

Posted by: Redenzo at September 09, 2024 05:21 PM (V/pbu)

96 "New Way Forward" sounds better in the original Klingon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2024 05:22 PM (aGp5t)

97 That is a standard anime magical girl trope pose. Pretty sure even Pixy-Misa did it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2024 05:21 PM (aGp5t

So the question is which Sailor Scout is Tim Walz.

Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2024 05:22 PM (1Yy3c)

98 The fever is sweeping over my body in waves now!

I'm shaking, and going into convulsions!

I'd love to debate, but I'm just not physically capable of doing so!

Posted by: Kammy! at September 09, 2024 05:22 PM (uxCna)

99 James Earl Jones Tits Up

I have altered the terms of the deal.

Posted by: Death at September 09, 2024 05:22 PM (FhXTo)

100 Please please did Tampon Timmy Awalz ever dance the French Mistake?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2024 05:23 PM (aGp5t)

101 Past 5 PM here on the East Coast and it will still be International Box Wine Day for 7 more hours. Have another box!

We grow our grapes, and tend our vines,
To make the finest tasting wine....

Posted by: Ernest and Julio at September 09, 2024 05:23 PM (CV8a5)

102
That leaping, prancing, pirouetting asshole Walz looks like (s)he's the Grand Marshall of a never-ending Pride Parade.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2024 05:23 PM (41IOV)

103 "New Way Forward" isn't quite exciting enough, how about "Great Leap Forward?"

Posted by: screaming in digital at September 09, 2024 05:23 PM (iZbyp)

104 Robert

One of the Sailor Stars obviously.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2024 05:23 PM (aGp5t)

105 New Way Forward?

Well, that's great. That's just fuckin' great, man! Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now, man!

It's No Way Forward!

That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

Posted by: Private Hudson, LV426 at September 09, 2024 05:23 PM (Aqu9a)

106 James Earl Jones dead at 93

"Negative function."

Posted by: Jones' First Film Role As B-52 Crew! at September 09, 2024 05:23 PM (uxCna)

107 Que Mala! That right there is a thing of beauty. I'm stealing the fuck out of it.
Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2024 05:21 PM (1Yy3c
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I stole it myself from some brilliant twitter babe, so feel free

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2024 05:24 PM (YB/WK)

108 93 "Vice President Harris grew up in a middle-class home as the daughter of a working mom"

She grew up in a very exclusive neighborhood and her mom was hardly waiting tables to make ends meet.

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2024 05:24 PM (QzINz)

109 Dukakis was only 5'-8"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2024 05:24 PM (RIvkX)

110 I heard a talk show guy say that the 'male' employees on NPR had testosterone test and they came up on the short side. Like south of zero. He sounded serious. Anyone hear this?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'going back to smoking a pipe'. at September 09, 2024 05:24 PM (GTCVo)

111 "Forward!" is standard Marxist BS and it didn't work for HRC either.

Posted by: fd at September 09, 2024 05:24 PM (ArbhN)

112 That picture of Walz is the very definition of light in the loafers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2024 05:25 PM (tKS+g)

113 His CRM One One Four was fatally damaged.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2024 05:25 PM (aGp5t)

114 Were Tim Walz and Richard Levine separated at birth?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2024 05:25 PM (a1415)

115 >James Earl Jones dead at 93
Posted by: SMOD

Damn. I liked him in Matrix.
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he was good in Shawshank Redemption too

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 05:25 PM (/7KEl)

116 "Vice President Harris grew up in a middle-class home as the daughter of a working mom"

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Now that takes chutzpah.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2024 05:25 PM (RIvkX)

117 Imagine thinking Tim Walz and Doug Emhoff were going to be some big draw among men.

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The Betas & Omegas were already going to vote Commie.

BTW, I saw The Betas & Omegas open for The Delta Smelts at The Shady Lady Saloon in '98.

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 05:26 PM (G7dEq)

118 97 So the question is which Sailor Scout is Tim Walz.

sailor Kamoʻoalewa

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/469219_Kamo%CA%BBoalewa

Posted by: anachronda at September 09, 2024 05:26 PM (oY6Yp)

119 Somewhere along the line Daddy departed company with Mama because she was a nutburger. Not that he's not a nutburger but Mama is a whack-a-doodle nutburger. She may have retreated to 'stupid' in self defense.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 05:26 PM (X/njp)

120 "Vice President Harris and Governor Walz are fighting for a New No Way Forward that protects our fundamental freedoms,

Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 05:26 PM (A7Jfs)

121
She grew up in a very exclusive neighborhood and her mom was hardly waiting tables to make ends meet.
Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2024 05:24 PM (QzINz)

Yes... She lived in one of the most exclusive areas in Montreal from age 12 and her Mother was a College professor... Yeah... Middle class

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2024 05:26 PM (IyPmt)

122 TBH, I am still shocked she is going to actually go through with the debate. I reckon however it goes, it will be declared a win for her. The headlines have already been written.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 09, 2024 05:26 PM (YiKO5)

123 Tampon Timmy Awalz is obviously not the model of a modern Command Sergeant Major.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2024 05:26 PM (aGp5t)

124 No mention of JEJ in Hunt for Red October?

"I told you to speak your mind, Jack, but Jesus!"

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at September 09, 2024 05:26 PM (LxER7)

125 Dive bucks says Tim has a battery operated dildo up chute in that photo.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2024 05:27 PM (YB/WK)

126 That pic of Tim Walz look faggy as all get out! Sheesh! Dial it back, princess.

Posted by: Liberace's Hairdresser at September 09, 2024 05:27 PM (Aqu9a)

127 We need a campaign commercial of Kamala just talking...

And then a simple..

Men, do you really want to listen to this for 4 more years? When you can Vote for a Divorce?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 05:27 PM (xaFKb)

128 Were Tim Walz and Richard Levine separated at birth?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2024 05:25 PM (a1415)

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They've likely "reunited" several times IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 05:27 PM (G7dEq)

129 "Vice President Harris and Governor Walz are fighting for a New No Way Forward that protects our fundamental freedoms,



Let's try that again.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 05:27 PM (A7Jfs)

130 “ A senior Senate Democratic aide said sexism and misogyny are still powerful forces in the country's battleground states.”

Not really. Stupid and Marxism are.

PS: Tell your mom she left her socks here.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 09, 2024 05:28 PM (cUMVS)

131 Or she's not as dumb as she plays it. Some women are like that.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 05:18 PM (X/njp)
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She is not dumb.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2024 05:28 PM (RIvkX)

132 This is an interesting but not unsurprising development. Following my brief but abandoned attempt to film a documentary about the Harris/Biden campaign (Cackle Creature: The Ascent of a Fell Beast - hopefully some may remember this, Gott and my therapist know that I certainly will), I came across a troubling find.

In other words, Werner found a passage in the quatrains of the noted Frog seer, Nostradamus. Upon reading it, an eldritch chill washed over my senses, and I am a Kraut, so that shows one something. The quatrain? It follows below:

When it shall pass that a hyena emerges, unburdened by what has been, possessing an endless amount of wine that she dubs "Mama's Talking Medicine", then shall the people of the Bald Eagle nation be subject to a violation of extreme despair and ickiness such that each will plead not to make it weird, but the weirdness shall remain, to the grief of all. Nostradamus feels for you people, and so as not to burden you further, holds back some of the more troubling bits. Damn, Playa, 2024 gonna suck. Much love and peace, Nostradamus out.

So there you have it, ja. Werner fears there shall be much gayness here. Ach.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 09, 2024 05:28 PM (tcQGp)

133 "Tampon Timmy Awalz is obviously not the model of a modern Command Sergeant Major."

Unfortunately, I think he might be.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2024 05:28 PM (a1415)

134 Tampon Timmy Awalz is obviously not the model of a modern Command Sergeant Major.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2024 05:26 PM (aGp5t)


What the . . .. !!!

Posted by: Zombie CSM Plumley at September 09, 2024 05:28 PM (Aqu9a)

135 Stella Mudd > Kamala Harris

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2024 05:28 PM (aGp5t)

136 He's feeling fabulous in that pic

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 05:28 PM (/7KEl)

137 Crack open a Que Mala doll and you'll find VI Lenin inside

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2024 05:28 PM (YB/WK)

138 Hopefully every time Kamala says "refer to my position paper page", she will follow it up with a loud cackle. She thinks it is her most effective debate weapon.

Eric Weinstein thinks Kamala is not dumb, but is "playing dumb" like Bush did saying "nucular" and other dumbed down talk. There may be some validity to that idea for many politicians (I ain't in no ways tarred ... Hillary) But no, Kamala really seems that dumb on too many topics.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 09, 2024 05:29 PM (Cus5s)

139 135 Stella Mudd > Kamala Harris
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2024 05:28 PM (aGp5t)

Stella !.... Rips t-shirt

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2024 05:29 PM (IyPmt)

140
Willie Brown could tell us all about her various positions, I'm sure. Elaborate at length.

And another Brown, Judge Joe Brown was on Faux the other day talking about what a fraud she is and always has been.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 09, 2024 05:29 PM (w6EFb)

141 >>She is not dumb.


She is not smart, either.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 05:29 PM (t4YGA)

142 She is not dumb.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2024 05:28 PM (RIvkX)

No, she is not. I would say she is not very intelligent as in a person with a high IQ, but not dumb.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 09, 2024 05:30 PM (YiKO5)

143 “ A senior Senate Democratic aide said sexism and misogyny are still powerful forces in the country's battleground states.”

By the way, I bet name calling, projection, and assigning capricious motives to the voting public buys a lot of votes from them.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 09, 2024 05:30 PM (cUMVS)

144 She is not dumb.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2024 05:28 PM (RIvkX)
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Will you guve me "angry" and "ruthless"? Hiw about "Maoist"?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2024 05:30 PM (YB/WK)

145 "New Way Forward" isn't quite exciting enough, how about "Great Leap Forward?"

She took the slogan from the song: "Forward, Russia!".

https://tinyurl.com/nhvw9u52

After all, Putin endorsed her...

Posted by: Jones' First Film Role As B-52 Crew! at September 09, 2024 05:30 PM (uxCna)

146 Eric Weinstein thinks Kamala is not dumb, but is "playing dumb" like Bush did saying "nucular" and other dumbed down talk. There may be some validity to that idea for many politicians (I ain't in no ways tarred ... Hillary) But no, Kamala really seems that dumb on too many topics.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 09, 2024 05:29 PM (Cus5s


If it's an act she sure has it down pat

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2024 05:30 PM (IyPmt)

147 He's high and playing airplane.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2024 05:31 PM (63Dwl)

148 I don't think Harris is stupid. I think she had never spent a single second outside a far left onclave.

She had completely and totally absorbed leftist thinking and has been rather stunned to find out other points of view exist.

That and she is, like all leftists, desperate to have her virtue signals acknowledged. It has been an extreme shock to her to find out that parroting the party line with a knowing wink and a chuckle does not work in the environment she finds herself.

And she's the kind of person whose brain freezes up when under pressure.

She retains her will to achieve and her ruthlessness, however.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 09, 2024 05:31 PM (PTggi)

149 Both of Kamala's parents seem to be well above average IQ-wise. How she get so dumb?
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bad luck in the genetic lottery OR parental drug use during gestation
or her dad dropped her on her head
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Your genetic heritage is not just dependent on your parents, but also Grandparents and such...

I had three siblings, all older than me, and lets just say the IQ swing between us kids, was dramatic.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 05:31 PM (xaFKb)

150
Speaking of The Shrub, W, he did endorse Kumswalla the other day, I saw, just as Ace predicted here.

Don't know if that was mentioned here or not.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 09, 2024 05:31 PM (w6EFb)

151 biggest winner with the harris biden run is mondal ferraro

Posted by: N at September 09, 2024 05:32 PM (dx1fh)

152 I'm on the verge of saying that I am changing my core values, as a strategy to win the election. I want to be unburdened by my actual values.

Posted by: Kamala at September 09, 2024 05:32 PM (XeU6L)

153 Stella !.... Rips t-shirt
Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2024 05:29 PM (IyPmt)
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Wrong Stella

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2024 05:32 PM (RIvkX)

154 With all her flip-flopping, I would be entertained to see her stumble on her answers due to forgetting where she stands on issues based on what she thinks will get her more votes.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at September 09, 2024 05:32 PM (efuu+)

155 I wouldn't give her odds on beating Biden in a game of Scrabble.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 05:32 PM (t4YGA)

156 El Commandante Zero thought highly of her, as I recall, and that's enough of a recommendation for many of my neighbors.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2024 05:33 PM (YB/WK)

157 a New Way Forward that protects our fundamental freedoms, strengthens our democracy, and ensures every person has the opportunity to not just get by, but to get ahead
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If you cannot articulate a position someone could conceivably oppose, you've said nothing. But I'm not sure that that's wholly dishonest of them. They DO think that what they want is so self-evidently good that only deplorables can be on the other side. This has always been a feature of liberalism, including classical liberalism.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 09, 2024 05:33 PM (1bNHn)

158 Eco-activists flocked to the construction site of the pipeline in North Dakota in 2016 to try to stop the $3.8 billion project from being built, and clashes between the protesters and law enforcement occasionally turned violent, according to the WSJ. The lawsuit, which seeks $300 million in damages, would probably crush Greenpeace USA,

Posted by: SMOD at September 09, 2024 05:33 PM (BUS1K)

159 Will you guve me "angry" and "ruthless"? Hiw about "Maoist"?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2024 05:30 PM (YB/WK)
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I'll give you all three.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2024 05:33 PM (RIvkX)

160 "Vice President Harris and Governor Walz are fighting for a New Way Forward that protects our fundamental freedoms, strengthens our democracy, and ensures every person has the opportunity to not just get by, but to get ahead," the issues tab on Harris' campaign website reads.
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Make vapid banalities great again!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 09, 2024 05:34 PM (YqDXo)

161 150
Speaking of The Shrub, W, he did endorse Kumswalla the other day, I saw, just as Ace predicted here.


I read he wasn't endorsing anyone.. Which is as good as an endorsement for Kamala

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2024 05:34 PM (IyPmt)

162 Tim Walz is the George Costanza of VP picks. It's only a matter of time before we learn that he used to claim he was an architect in order to attract women at the lounge in the St. Paul Radisson.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at September 09, 2024 05:34 PM (qUkBO)

163
Sorry, W didn't outright endorse her, just sort of made a shit statement, a veiled did at Trump.

So he didn't outright endorse. That was a Daily Mail headline I misinterpreted. Daily Mail writers stink. They need remedial grammar lessons. Like 5th grade level.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 09, 2024 05:34 PM (w6EFb)

164 So now the administration is saying that the immigrants are in Springfield as a result of some government program. One detail of the program is that a immigrant must have a sponsor who can support them financially while they settle in. So who signed up as being responsible for 20,000 Haitians?

Follow the money on this one.

Posted by: pawn at September 09, 2024 05:34 PM (QB+5g)

165 Who said bush was not retarded?

Posted by: N at September 09, 2024 05:34 PM (dx1fh)

166 Looks like he's earned his pathway to citizenship, from The Daily Mail: A 24-year-old illegal migrant has been indicted over serial child rapes that took place on posh Martha's Vineyard - the Massachusetts getaway beloved by the rich and famous.

Warley Neto, a Brazilian national, who had been living illegally in the country since 2018, was charged with five counts of rape of a child and five counts of enticing a child under 16-years-old.

Posted by: beckster at September 09, 2024 05:34 PM (GbGY3)

167 Wow...I just got a text from Donald Trump!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2024 05:35 PM (a1415)

168 She’s just another empty pantsuit.

HR offices all over the country are filled with them.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 09, 2024 05:35 PM (Y1sOo)

169 Both of Kamala's parents seem to be well above average IQ-wise. How she get so dumb?
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Regression to the mean.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 09, 2024 05:35 PM (YqDXo)

170 I have met George Bush. Both of them.

Neither is retarded.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 05:35 PM (t4YGA)

171 It is perfectly possible for intelligent people to be stupid, and to act stupidly. The universities are full of such. Intellect does not equate to wisdom.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2024 05:35 PM (XeU6L)

172 She is not smart, either.
Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 05:29 PM (t4YGA)
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Arguing with her wasn't easy or simple. Most of the other people I dealt with in public life were reptile-brained.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2024 05:36 PM (RIvkX)

173 So he didn't outright endorse. That was a Daily Mail headline I misinterpreted. Daily Mail writers stink. They need remedial grammar lessons. Like 5th grade level.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 09, 2024 05:34 PM (w6EFb)

Well, that is true of a lot of people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2024 05:36 PM (PDf99)

174 >>Both of Kamala's parents seem to be well above average IQ-wise. How she get so dumb?


College.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 05:36 PM (t4YGA)

175 >>She is not dumb.

She is not smart, either.
Posted by: garrett

I can rate her a midwit.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2024 05:36 PM (/lPRQ)

176 I can remember the US College of Surgeons backing the Clinton health plan … then they needed 8-9 months to get the real plan ( I kept wondering just what as endorsed)

Kamala has an even sketchier vision with no real plans.

Posted by: SMOD at September 09, 2024 05:36 PM (BUS1K)

177 I don't think Harris is stupid. I think she had never spent a single second outside a far left enclave.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 09, 2024 05:31 PM (PTggi)
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My take too. Raised in Canada and Berkeley, stewed in the faculty lounge conventional wisdom.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2024 05:36 PM (GzGPm)

178 I reckon however it goes, it will be declared a win for her.

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Of course. No matter how bad it goes. With her, the Party isn't hedging its bets with an eye toward scuttling her candidacy.

If they were still all in for Brandon, his execrable performance would have been declared a "win," too.

The press has been given their orders. Over-the-top fawning, wall to wall. "Glowing performance supercharges the Harris campaign after she devastated Trump in second debate" will be the line.

Even if the klieg lights melt her skin suit and the unseemly creature inside bursts forth, and starts feeding on the faces of the terrified moderators.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2024 05:36 PM (0FoWg)

179 167 Wow...I just got a text from Donald Trump!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2024 05:35 PM (a1415)

Did he ask you what was going on or show you his tits?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2024 05:37 PM (PDf99)

180
The DM also does this click-bait crap, trying to imply something in the headlines to get you to open the article. The headline was trying to make it sound like W endorsed Kamala, "SHOCK move!" and all that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 09, 2024 05:37 PM (w6EFb)

181 The vice president frequently made mention of Biden and the administration, despite reports that the Harris campaign was trying to distance itself from the 81-year-old president.
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That contradicts this:

"She promises to be a president for all Americans, a president who unites us around our highest aspirations, and a president who always fights for the American people."

Which is exactly what Brandon claims to be.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 09, 2024 05:37 PM (1bNHn)

182 Every time I see that tampon Tim pictureI hear him singing. : pretty , I'm so pretty"

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2024 05:37 PM (I1GXe)

183 Unicorn farts for every resulting in JOY

Posted by: SMOD at September 09, 2024 05:37 PM (BUS1K)

184 Pancakes and Bacon is a "foodie" meal now?

Not that I think it happened at all, but jeez.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2024 05:37 PM (n7h9X)

185 Both of Kamala's parents seem to be well above average IQ-wise. How she get so dumb?
Posted by: Just Axin' at September 09, 2024 05:07 PM (CV8a5)

Benzodiazepines, liquor and pot.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2024 05:38 PM (D7oie)

186 This Just In:

Decision Desk has called Arizona for Harris/Walz.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 05:38 PM (t4YGA)

187 harris is bush's BFF since she showed him the vodka tampn thing

Posted by: N at September 09, 2024 05:38 PM (dx1fh)

188 "Women should not be allowed to be cops, firefighters, combat soldiers, or President of anything. And they should stay out of the clergy also.".

I heard this sentiment expressed on a regular basis by my mom, grandmothers, aunts, and many other women all through childhood and teen years. The older I get the more I realize.... They were right.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 09, 2024 05:38 PM (4XwPj)

189 All of this is fulfillment of the prophecy I shared above. It shall be a very annoying and gay time. About this, Werner can do nothing. Well, he can start drinking heavily, as was advised in the documentary Animal House. I recommend cognac, but to each their own.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 09, 2024 05:38 PM (tcQGp)

190 Benzodiazepines, liquor and pot.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2024 05:38 PM (D7oie)
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Drunk, high, and slurring your words is no way to through life.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2024 05:39 PM (RIvkX)

191 For some reason, the Last of the Mohicans sound track popped into my head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2024 05:39 PM (PDf99)

192 Tim Walz is the George Costanza of VP picks. It's only a matter of time before we learn that he used to claim he was an architect in order to attract women at the lounge in the St. Paul Radisson.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist
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Heh. Vandelay Industries, manufacturer and importer and exporter of latex goods

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2024 05:39 PM (XeU6L)

193 James Earl Jones died.

Posted by: Ciampino - a favorite of many at September 09, 2024 05:39 PM (qfLjt)

194 well then she's been playing dumb since inauguration day, which don't make no damn sense

she probably has book smarts- she passed a bar exam, I presume

some people just come off as dullards- they can't speak extemporaneously, no sense- or awkward sense- of humor, weird personal tics, such as cackling

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 05:40 PM (/7KEl)

195 Dishonest, conniving, and vicious. It’s the democrat way.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 05:40 PM (LHPAg)

196 Both of Kamala's parents seem to be well above average IQ-wise. How she get so dumb?
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Regression to the mean.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 09, 2024 05:35 PM (YqDXo)

Marxist College professor doesn't require a lot of brains, except perhaps to justify the combination.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2024 05:40 PM (n7h9X)

197 Oh make no mistake about it--she is that dumb. The incessant cackling is an undisciplined person's "tell" that they don't know how to react. And then there's that whole rise to Senate and next to vice president without the sense to ask for coaching for public speaking (and logic, and civics, and history, accounting, and economics, and...well, the list could take awhile) and take it seriously is another sign of stupidity.

Posted by: Crusader at September 09, 2024 05:41 PM (U4ek1)

198 186 This Just In:

Decision Desk has called Arizona for Harris/Walz.
Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 05:38 PM (t4YGA)
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Depressingly true, probably. He used to tantalize us with Pennsylvania too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 09, 2024 05:41 PM (1UEDr)

199 Don't worry, America's Groomer Dad and Kamala's Gay Husband will bring those voters back.


Not alpha male material here. pic.twitter.com/TkcOKhrNPP

— Burt Macklin (@BurtMaclin_FBI) September 9, 2024
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What? That isn't a picture of John Wayne? I'm all amazement.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 09, 2024 05:41 PM (1bNHn)

200 She has to get credit for doing the dumb thing to the hilt by even failing the bar

She has a reputation for doing things to the hilt though

Posted by: N at September 09, 2024 05:42 PM (dx1fh)

201 #193 I sense a disturbance in the force.

Posted by: Crusader at September 09, 2024 05:42 PM (U4ek1)

202 It's close to two hundred comments.

Guess who gets to shit in a bucket?

*Hands up, thumbs pointed inwardly*

Sometimes I wonder if modern medicine is regressing.

Leeches might be in my future.

Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2024 05:42 PM (1Yy3c)

203 193 James Earl Jones died.
Posted by: Ciampino - a favorite of many at September 09, 2024 05:39 PM (qfLjt)
The guy who replaced Victor Jory as narrator at the Atlanta Cyclorama. Because.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 05:42 PM (LHPAg)

204 I don't think Harris is stupid...

Bet she is smart enough to get a drivers license.
But could she change a tire or oil?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2024 05:42 PM (/lPRQ)

205 "She promises to be a president for all Americans, a president who unites us around our highest aspirations, and a president who always fights for the American people."

Which is exactly what Brandon claims to be.
Posted by: Eeyore
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George Clooney has hailed Joe Biden’s decision to drop out of the 2024 presidential race as “the most selfless thing that anybody has done since George Washington.”

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There you have it, a true American Hero. Should have his own 'Biden Day' set aside.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2024 05:43 PM (XeU6L)

206 Bernie Sanders lets the cat out of the bag if people didn't know before saying something such as she's progressive , but is doing what she needs to win the election

I think the Trump campaign seems like a pretty strong one. They'll have something on Twitter and Trump and Vance will address the policy nonsense now on her campaign site.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2024 05:44 PM (dTTBf)

207 James Earl Jones dead at 93

https://mol.im/a/13831319

Posted by: Ciampino - a favorite of mine at September 09, 2024 05:44 PM (qfLjt)

208
Leeches might be in my future.
Posted by: Robert
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My medicoes seem to rely on 'bleeding'. I'm thinking of investing in fleam futures.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2024 05:45 PM (XeU6L)

209 I think the Trump campaign seems like a pretty strong one. They'll have something on Twitter and Trump and Vance will address the policy nonsense now on her campaign site.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2024 05:44 PM (dTTBf)

They've already torn her "policy" to shred's.. Wasn't hard

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2024 05:45 PM (IyPmt)

210 You know the saddest part of JEJ dying is that his voice will never go away in Star Wars. He'll be a sock puppet for eternity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2024 05:45 PM (PDf99)

211 >"She promises to be a president for all Americans, a president who unites us around our highest aspirations, and a president who always fights for the American people."

---


FFS everybody who has ever run for Preznit ever spews the same fluff

what else ya got
Dazzle me, Princess

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 05:46 PM (/7KEl)

212 Jones is gone? Uh, oh.

Posted by: The Prayer Clock Co. at September 09, 2024 05:46 PM (XeU6L)

213 Her debate prep probably helped iron out something

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2024 05:46 PM (fwDg9)

214 "And they should stay out of the clergy also.".

Too late; I can't go back for a programming degree now. l

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2024 05:47 PM (dTTBf)

215 There you have it, a true American Hero. Should have his own 'Biden Day' set aside.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2024 05:43 PM (XeU6L)

If Kamala wins, that funeral is gonna be something else. It'll last a month, and at least one GOP politician will rush the coffin in a gale of tears, grab the corpse by the lapels, and scream "noooooo, nooooo!!! Wake up, Brandon!!! You left us too soon!" like a mob wife after a steakhouse shooting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2024 05:47 PM (0FoWg)

216 #210 Future digital versions of Star Wars will have James Earl Jones voicing of Darth Vader replaced by the voice of an angry lesbian.

Posted by: Crusader at September 09, 2024 05:47 PM (U4ek1)

217 step one should be: I want to be President
step two should be: I need to convince voters I am a good pick
step three should be: tell voters what I will do for them.

I mean, so far she is the Not Trump Not Biden but Fully Supporting Biden's Presidency and Adopting All Of Trump's Policy Proposals candidate.

I am gonna go and pull the lever for that!

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2024 05:47 PM (D7oie)

218 Kamala isn't dumb. She just can't explain her positions cognitively to anyone.

Why? She has just accepted what she's been told as the truth. So why bother arguing/rationally debating gthose positions.

That's why she can't defend them. Or explain them. They just are.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 09, 2024 05:48 PM (FxH7T)

219 Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2024 05:45 PM (IyPmt)

I know that they been talking about her lack of policy, but did they specifically address this latest thing on the website, do you know,?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2024 05:48 PM (dTTBf)

220 That's a bitch for Cheney now he has to do his own voice

Posted by: N at September 09, 2024 05:48 PM (dx1fh)

221 JEJ was also in By Dawn's Early Light, a nuclear war/cold war drama I really liked.

Also had... Powers Booth, Rebecca Demorne, Peter MacNichol, Martin Landau and Rip Torn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 09, 2024 05:48 PM (PDf99)

222 Ach, Governer Walz is the Paulie Shore of the Carrottops of the George Constanzas. This is his blessing, this is his curse. In his case, with great power comes great gay responsibilties. Blame not Werner here, he lifts this from the celebrated Stan Lee of blessed memory. At this moment, Werner now pours out some cognac for his dead Marvel scribe Homie.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 09, 2024 05:50 PM (tcQGp)

223 Future digital versions of Star Wars will have James Earl Jones voicing of Darth Vader replaced by the voice of an angry lesbian.

Posted by: Crusader at September 09, 2024 05:47 PM (U4ek1)

Trannies.

*breathing noises*

"My pronouns are they, them."

*force chokes Star Wars cantina worker*

Posted by: Walz, Equinophile at September 09, 2024 05:50 PM (i24o9)

224 You know who's a real dummy? The midget King of Jordan.

No one likes you, bro.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2024 05:51 PM (RIvkX)

225 does no one remember Thulsa Doom

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 05:51 PM (/7KEl)

226 James Earl Jones dead at 93

https://mol.im/a/13831319

Posted by: Ciampino - a favorite of mine at September 09, 2024 05:44 PM (qfLjt)

Again?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 05:51 PM (i24o9)

227 19 ****Kamala Reveals Short, Vague Statement on Her Alleged "Positions" On Eve of Debate
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Lying, kneeling, recline, incline, prostrate, supine.

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Doggy style

Posted by: The Ladies Man at September 09, 2024 05:52 PM (Bhsk7)

228 Mr. Jones was funny as hell in that one episode of The Big Bang Theory.

He always struck as a really nice guy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 09, 2024 05:52 PM (Ad8y9)

229 Like Hillary, she's lousy at politics. She doesn't know what people are like outside her bubble and doesn't care. She says things that she thinks should appeal to them

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 09, 2024 05:52 PM (MpVUb)

230 If you took Harris to a grocery store, I bet you ten bucks she couldn't find the collard greens.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2024 05:52 PM (KlzAE)

231 does no one remember Thulsa Doom

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 05:51 PM (/7KEl)

He freaked me the F out when I first saw his version.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 05:52 PM (i24o9)

232 i like that last pic of tim wartz. i can almost hear diane keaton from that woody allen movie saying "la di-da..."

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 09, 2024 05:53 PM (CWTWj)

233
Hopefully Pennsylvania can seal the deal like they did in 2016 at three o'clock in the morning when the Jewish Governor of the state, passed over as VP because Jewish, announces the finality of the event.

I have a dream.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 09, 2024 05:53 PM (RKVpM)

234 Jones"where's Major Kong?"
Pickens "yeehaw"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2024 05:53 PM (tKS+g)

235 she excelled in removing handguns from the CA compliant list.

as a senator, she had corey booker level questioning in every hearing.

she’s a coin. both sides suck.

Posted by: cherries are the best at September 09, 2024 05:53 PM (OMSrd)

236 "Kamala Harris always stood up for the people against predators, scammers, and powerful interests"

Kamala represented the most powerful interest of all -- the government.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 09, 2024 05:53 PM (VGRuw)

237 James Earl Jones died.

Posted by: Ciampino - a favorite of many at September 09, 2024 05:39 PM (qfLjt)

Dude should have voiced his own eulogy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 05:54 PM (i24o9)

238 Too late; I can't go back for a programming degree now. l
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

They had a valid reason for this opinion. Women tend to run liberal on social issues. They drag that crap into the pulpit at the expense of scripture. The United Methodist Church has gone full retards on the rainbow shit because some women love the gays. This is known. It wasn't a drag on you or any other woman here. It was just what these ladies saw as a developing problem way back in the 1970's. They were not wrong.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 09, 2024 05:54 PM (4XwPj)

239 does no one remember Thulsa Doom

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 05:51

"Come to me, my child."

"That is strength, boy."

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2024 05:54 PM (+oR7L)

240 Jones lived across the river in Dutchess County. Saw him in Rhinebeck, pretty good sized guy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2024 05:54 PM (tKS+g)

241 >> i like that last pic of tim wartz. i can almost hear diane keaton from that woody allen movie saying "la di-da..."


Ace does that same move when he gets back from a trip to Burger King and he hasn't crashed his Vespa even once.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 05:55 PM (t4YGA)

242 In less than 60 days kumala's political career is going to resemble a rusted out car body sitting on cement blocks with all the wheels gone.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2024 05:55 PM (I1GXe)

243 Like Hillary, she's lousy at politics. She doesn't know what people are like outside her bubble and doesn't care. She says things that she thinks should appeal to them

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 09, 2024 05:52 PM (MpVUb)

Pretty much most pols. But they are both so unbelievably bad about it AND arrogant that it makes them unlikable, instead of tolerable annoyances.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 05:55 PM (i24o9)

244 231 does no one remember Thulsa Doom

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 05:51 PM (/7KEl)

He freaked me the F out when I first saw his version.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 05:52 PM (i24o9)

You killed my snake.... and that is what grieves me most...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 05:55 PM (xaFKb)

245 You know who's a real dummy? The midget King of Jordan.

No one likes you, bro.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Is this like the Sausage King of Chicago? Werner recalls this cognomen being employed to deceive a pseudo-Frog or actual Frog waiter in a John Hughes film.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 09, 2024 05:55 PM (tcQGp)

246 I can feel my testicles contract when I see that picture of Walz.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 09, 2024 05:55 PM (VdhcA)

247 225 does no one remember Thulsa Doom

does anybody here remember vera lynn?

Posted by: pink at September 09, 2024 05:56 PM (oY6Yp)

248
Field of Dreams.

"You're from the 60's? Back! Back to the 60's! Peace, Love, Dope. Now get the hell out of here!"

-James Earl Jones.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2024 05:56 PM (+oR7L)

249 You killed my snake.... and that is what grieves me most...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 05:55 PM (xaFKb)
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Thulsa Doom: Thorgrim is beside himself with grief!

Thorgrim: *mildly pouty look*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at September 09, 2024 05:56 PM (VdhcA)

250 The King of Jordan is smart enough not to let the 'palestinians' into Jordan.

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 05:57 PM (t4YGA)

251
That pic of Walz is Prancing at a whole other level. What a schmuck.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2024 05:57 PM (+oR7L)

252 Jones was good in "Metewan", kind of a lefty tail about coal miners vs evil railroad company. Has a really good gunfight scene in it that my computer is failing to play for some reason.

Posted by: javems at September 09, 2024 05:57 PM (8I4hW)

253 You killed my snake.... and that is what grieves me most...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 05:55 PM (xaFKb)

Now I am going to have to watch this tonight.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 05:58 PM (i24o9)

254 210 You know the saddest part of JEJ dying is that his voice will never go away in Star Wars. He'll be a sock puppet for eternity.

indeed.

Posted by: chatgpt at September 09, 2024 05:58 PM (oY6Yp)

255 Does anyone remember laughter?

Posted by: Robert Plant at September 09, 2024 05:58 PM (t4YGA)

256 Field of Dreams.

"You're from the 60's? Back! Back to the 60's! Peace, Love, Dope. Now get the hell out of here!"

-James Earl Jones.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2024 05:56 PM (+oR7L)

Sandlot.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 05:58 PM (i24o9)

257 does no one remember Thulsa Doom

does anybody here remember vera lynn?
Posted by: pink at September 09, 2024 05:56 PM (oY6Yp)

whatever happened to Faye Wray?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2024 05:58 PM (D7oie)

258 RIP Vader.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2024 05:58 PM (4Med0)

259 What on earth makes anyone think The Ho has any intelligence past her Marxist rhetoric?

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2024 05:59 PM (fwDg9)

260 Rebecca De Mornay was hot as hell back in the day…and to my knowledge never dropped logs on Johnny Depp’s bed.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 09, 2024 05:59 PM (Y1sOo)

261 We need a campaign commercial of Kamala just talking...

And then a simple..

Men, do you really want to listen to this for 4 more years? When you can Vote for a Divorce?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 05:27 PM (xaFKb)

----------------

That's good -- funny, thoughtful, and likely effective.

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 05:59 PM (EpyEb)

262 does no one remember Thulsa Doom

does anybody here remember vera lynn?
Posted by: pink at September 09, 2024 05:56 PM (oY6Yp)

whatever happened to Faye Wray?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2024 05:58 PM (D7oie)

Where is my mind?

Posted by: Pixies at September 09, 2024 05:59 PM (i24o9)

263 @250 the last time they tried to kill his father in the Black September movement. Led to a civil war and a fight with the Syrians. The old man won and instead of killing the leaders he let them go to Beirut which led to Lebanon disintegrating.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2024 06:00 PM (tKS+g)

264 Kamala isn't dumb. She just can't explain her positions cognitively to anyone.

Why? She has just accepted what she's been told as the truth. So why bother arguing/rationally debating gthose positions.

That's why she can't defend them. Or explain them. They just are.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal
==========

Probably never had hard science class. Maybe not even high school algebra. But got good grades. So knows stuff.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2024 06:00 PM (/lPRQ)

265 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 09, 2024 05:54 PM (4XwPj)

Just making a little joke. I didn't know who posted the comment. Having heard these sorts of comments for 14 years or so here I choose not to argue about women's ordination

i am well aware of the UMC and if I had my choice I would join the Global Methodist church, but I have a dear little congregation to serve at the moment, we do not have the money to pull out of the UMC, I believe needs me, and as should be apparent by my comments I am a conservative theologically except for women's ordination

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2024 06:00 PM (dTTBf)

266 As for that creepy ass Walz... That brother of his alluded to him being a horrible bastard who people shouldn't vote for. He said something like "boy I could tell you some stories..."

Then do it! What is he waiting for? If he wants his brother defeated, why not spill the beans? I have a feeling there isn't much to all that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2024 06:01 PM (0FoWg)

267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0rwG39Jzk

The Vader sessions take all of James Earl Jones movie voices and ad them into Darth Vaders screen time. It's hilarious.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2024 06:01 PM (+oR7L)

268 does no one remember Thulsa Doom?

Posted by: Don Black

Can any truly forget him? The man conjured snakes into arrows, for Gott's sake. In the corpus of the Conan films. only Grace Jones rivals him in memorable hijinks and shenanigans.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at September 09, 2024 06:01 PM (tcQGp)

269
Rebecca De Mornay was hot as hell back in the day

Her best scene was in Seinfeld when she threatened to punch Costanza out for taking a book into the shitter.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 09, 2024 06:01 PM (RKVpM)

270 meant, "I believe my congregation needs me."

And no, I didn't think the comment was a drag on me personally.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2024 06:01 PM (dTTBf)

271 That's good -- funny, thoughtful, and likely effective.

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 05:59 PM (EpyEb)

Yeah, but dudes are already likely voting Trump or are gay.

You'll maybe piss off the winebox crew, though they already know Trump is Hitler-Satan. So maybe a wash?

Posted by: Pixies at September 09, 2024 06:02 PM (i24o9)

272 260 Rebecca De Mornay was hot as hell back in the day…and to my knowledge never dropped logs on Johnny Depp’s bed.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 09, 2024 05:59 PM (Y1sOo)

At 65, she's still dang hot. She has aged very well.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 06:02 PM (xaFKb)

273 The King of Jordan is smart enough not to let the 'palestinians' into Jordan.
Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 05:57 PM (t4YGA)
====

Too late. 70% of his subjects are not Hashemites.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2024 06:02 PM (RIvkX)

274 Rebecca De Mornay was hot as hell back in the day

Her best scene was in Seinfeld when she threatened to punch Costanza out for taking a book into the shitter.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 09, 2024 06:01 PM (RKVpM)

That was some risky business.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 06:03 PM (i24o9)

275 That should read 'Matewan'

Posted by: javems at September 09, 2024 06:03 PM (8I4hW)

276 Though if your own brother tries to hurt your campaign, that says quite a bit on its own. My brothers would probably be praying for my defeat to avoid the inevitable world historical shit storm should I win, but they wouldn't be trying to screw me over.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2024 06:04 PM (0FoWg)

277 The old man won and instead of killing the leaders he let them go to Beirut which led to Lebanon disintegrating.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2024 06:00 PM (tKS+g)
===

Yes he let them escape instead of slaughtering them, resulting in 50 years of chaos, war, and disaster.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2024 06:05 PM (RIvkX)

278 Fun fact: Sandahl Bergman wore black Levi's in the movie

Posted by: Don Black at September 09, 2024 06:05 PM (/7KEl)

279 >aei org: Joe Biden: Prisoner of the Progressive Left
By Ruy Teixeira, The Liberal Patriot, June 06, 2024

>Politico: White House
Biden’s border move infuriated progressives. He’s trying to fix that. The president weighs move to address progressives’ immigration fury after border action, June 6, 2024

>The Guardian, Feb 12, 2024, How Biden 'erased' progress he made and alienated the left

>NBC News, March 14, 2023, Eyeing re-election, Biden breaks with progressives on some hot-button issues
They're unhappy with the president's positions on immigration and crime, among other issues, but leaders on the left appear willing to give Biden space to maneuver in 2024.
---
Harris is being trained by the likes of PA Gov. Josh Shapiro and she'll be one more silver spoon progressive. No one is hiding that in PA.

WaPo, September 9, 2024: Penzeys Spices draws backlash — and support — after Kamala Harris visit
The Wisconsin-based spice shop’s owner is an outspoken supporter of liberal policies and no stranger to conservatives’ ire.

(Note: Skip Penzeys on The Strip in Pittsburgh & in CC Philly around 2nd and Market but don't miss the other stores. They're marvelous.)

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at September 09, 2024 06:06 PM (NFX2v)

280 Ed Driscoll: Metal AF

https://instapundit.com/671439/

Best cover I've ever seen on a political rag.

Posted by: Robert at September 09, 2024 06:06 PM (1Yy3c)

281 At 65, she's still dang hot. She has aged very well.

Thank you. Just assumed she’d gone totally Kathleen Turner or Bridget Fonda by now.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 09, 2024 06:07 PM (Y1sOo)

282 217 step one should be: I want to be President
step two should be: I need to convince voters I am a good pick
step three should be: tell voters what I will do for them.

Posted by: Kindltot a

-----------------

It's more than "tell" the voters. You have to convince them of who you are, what you believe, and what you will do. There is a reason politicians say the same stuff over and over -- there used to be a price to reneging ("read my lips - no new taxes") and even Obama was reluctant to reneg on gay marriage and waffled about how things changed.

But by not saying what she stands for (over and over 1000 times) she is telling us she is going to do whatever the f--- she wants.

This is an extension of the Obama strategy of being a blank slate and keeping himself that until after election.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 09, 2024 06:07 PM (1Wk4E)

283 I've read Harris, as a former prosecutor, is perfectly equipped to handle bad orange man. But I've also read she has never handled any prosecutions herself. Which is true?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 09, 2024 06:07 PM (FfSAJ)

284 . It wasn't a drag on you or any other woman here. It was just what these ladies saw as a developing problem way back in the 1970's. They were not wrong.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

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That and by and large women had better things to do eith their time. Like raise the next generation . It is no coincidence that western society started to spiral out of control when women were convinced that farming the kids off to daycare was empowering.

Also not a slight to Fen, who I have zero doubts about her priorities.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 09, 2024 06:07 PM (RLLZj)

285 Fuck those assholes at Penzey’s.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2024 06:08 PM (4Med0)

286 "From talking about nacho cheese Doritos as her snack of choice to washing collard greens in the bathtub, Harris is aiming to connect with voters on a more personal level."

This is the USA, not the Food Network. Running a country is substantially more difficult than picking a Dorito flavor.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 09, 2024 06:10 PM (VGRuw)

287 Then do it! What is he waiting for? If he wants his brother defeated, why not spill the beans? I have a feeling there isn't much to all that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2024 06:01
--------
Ok. Ok. Ok. Tim farted in the back seat of the Corvair. There I said it.

/Tim's brother

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 09, 2024 06:10 PM (hoCmQ)

288 Ed Driscoll: Metal AF

https://instapundit.com/671439/

Best cover I've ever seen on a political rag.
Posted by: Rober
======

Elephant needs a spikey helmet.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2024 06:11 PM (/lPRQ)

289 Trump should contract to have such a carriage made and ride to the inauguration.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at September 09, 2024 06:12 PM (1Wk4E)

290 And how helpful is that?

"We want to know how you'd negotiate with world leaders"

"Well, I'd just whip up a batch of my special salsa and spinach dip and open a bag of Doritos"

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 09, 2024 06:13 PM (MpVUb)

291 if doritos, pancakes, and bacon makes one a foodie, i'm a gourmet.

Posted by: anachronda at September 09, 2024 05:18 PM (oY6Yp)

No watermelon and Southern fried chicken to go with all the collard greens she's washing in her bathtub?

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 09, 2024 06:13 PM (tYTvT)

292 Nood

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 09, 2024 06:14 PM (MpVUb)

293
What an amazing thing for Kamala to say, as to washing collard greens in her bathtub. I'm sure that honest admission resonates with a hundred fifty million American women. Who vote.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at September 09, 2024 06:17 PM (RKVpM)

294 If Kamala was a billionaire, she could afford to have her limousine driver get Mickey Ds and bring it to the White House and she wouldn't have to waste her valuable time wshing greens in the bathtub.

Any successful politician of the people would know that.

Posted by: Just Lily at September 09, 2024 06:18 PM (RLLZj)

295 That should read 'Matewan'
Posted by: javems at September 09, 2024 06:03 PM (8I4hW)

That was a pretty good gunfight.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2024 06:26 PM (D7oie)

296 This is in response to polling and focus groups that Kamala has not made policy statements. What's in the policies is irrelevant. Just wants to say I put them up. They were running ads about this on national football games.
Kamala herself saying she has put policy statements on her website.

Posted by: MikeN at September 09, 2024 10:30 PM (HVZOH)

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Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up

Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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