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Trump: I Will Prosecute Those Who Cheat in Elections and Send Them to Prison;
Media Which Denies There Is Any Election Cheating: TRUMP IS THREATENING TO IMPRISON THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE!!!

Which is it? If election cheating is never, or almost never, committed, then Trump will be prosecuting no one, or almost no one.

If election cheating is so widespread that prosecuting it will result in much of the Democrat Party apparatus going to prison -- well, then we need to talk about that, no?

President Trump is now proposing two of the largest-ever federal arrests of people living in America, including U.S. citizens, if he's re-elected:

Trump, on his Truth Social platform last night, threatened to jail adversaries, including Democratic donors. "WHEN I WIN, those people that CHEATED" in elections of 2020 or 2024, he wrote, "will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the Law, which will include long term prison sentences ... Please beware that this legal exposure extends to Lawyers, Political Operatives, Donors, Illegal Voters, & Corrupt Election Officials."

Trump, asked by TIME magazine in April about his plans for the largest deportation of undocumented immigrants in American history, said he has "no choice": "I don't believe this is sustainable for a country, what's happening to us, with probably 15 million and maybe as many as 20 million by the time Biden's out. Twenty million people, many of them from jails, many of them from prisons, many of them from mental institutions."

Why it matters: Trump is saying, with specificity, how he would increase the use of federal power if he returns to the White House. No need to rely on what advisers and allies say -- he says it himself.

David Strom comments:

Well I hope so. Unlike the Democrats and MSM folks who are freaking out, I happen to think that jailing people who are trying to destroy our country by cheating during an election should go to jail. Why don't they?

...

As for cheating in 2024--if it exists and Trump sics the FBI on the cheaters, I would assume that all right-thinking people would applaud. Only people in favor of cheating wouldn't.

And there sure seem to be a lot of such people.

Thompson even says that if Trump does this it would be one of the largest federal arrests in our history. He sure seems to think that there are a lot of cheaters out there planning to commit election fraud.

He and Trump agree, apparently, that voter fraud is a serious problem because Trump isn't threatening to jail people for NOT cheating, only if they do commit election fraud.

It really is striking how triggered the left is by Trump. As the Democrats move heaven and earth to put Trump in jail for bulls**t charges, they darkly warn that he might jail his political enemies.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:36 PM




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Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 01:35 PM (CIS44)

2 called em as well

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 01:36 PM (CIS44)

3 triple

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 01:36 PM (CIS44)

4 Lock them up?

GASSSSS THEM

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at September 09, 2024 01:36 PM (G6RyQ)

5 LOCK THEM UP!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 09, 2024 01:37 PM (5abr4)

6 Lock them up?

GASSSSS THEM
Posted by: Commissar of Plen

Lots of lamp posts in DC.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 01:37 PM (CIS44)

7 Trump: I Will Prosecute Those Who Cheat in Elections and Send Them to Prison;
Media Which Denies There Is Any Election Cheating: TRUMP IS THREATENING TO IMPRISON THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE!!!

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"Trump threatens to jail nobody because elections are completely clean. Except for 2016. And 2004. And 2000. And 1988. And 1980."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

8 every fraudulent vote disenfranchises a legal voter.

it is treasonous to the extreme.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 01:37 PM (s3qiR)

9 >>>Look for Cascade Boil Out online

>>I shall do that.

Posted by: Write it off Jerry at September 09, 2024 01:32 PM (TM00u)

I just looked. There is shrinkage. Buyer beware.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 01:37 PM (i24o9)

10 Here's hoping he does send thousands to prison. They deserve it- how many lives have been ruined by the cheat?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 09, 2024 01:37 PM (N1DT3)

11 lol.. hilarious.

Posted by: Inogame at September 09, 2024 01:37 PM (53oGX)

12 Which is it? If election cheating is never, or almost never, committed, then Trump will be prosecuting no one, or almost no one.

If election cheating is so widespread that prosecuting it will result in much of the Democrat Party apparatus going to prison -- well, then we need to talk about that, no?

========

Cheating doesn't exist, and if you even ask about it, then you'll go to prison.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

13 Should have done this after 2016...

Oh well, better late than never.

Posted by: EFG at September 09, 2024 01:38 PM (Jo9Ci)

14 The left: There is no cheating. None!

The left after being sent news articles of election cheats being arrested: Ok fine there are a few isolated incidents that change noting.

The left when asked why they oppose an organized effort to look into those "isolated" incidents: That's racist and further there is NO cheating. None.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 01:38 PM (oZhjI)

15 We must insist on Voter ID to keep Trump from cheating!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 09, 2024 01:39 PM (MeG8a)

16 Tank Abrams was last seen paddling off the coast of Tybee Island.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 09, 2024 01:39 PM (B0mGw)

17 The fact that the Left screams so loud about this tells you all you need to know about their motivations and intentions.

An honest man simply nods his head and says, "Yep. Sounds good to me."

Only a dishonest man engaged in this behavior would complain about it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2024 01:39 PM (7fElN)

18 Well I hope so. Unlike the Democrats and MSM folks who are freaking out, I happen to think that jailing people who are trying to destroy our country by cheating during an election should go to jail. Why don't they?

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Very honestly:

I think cheating at elections should be a capital crime in many instances. Maybe not, "I helped my grandma fill out her absentee ballot," but, "I managed a voting precinct and overreported results by 1,000%?"

Yeah, that second one, for sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

19 TRUMP IS THREATENING TO IMPRISON THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE!!!

It moved.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 09, 2024 01:39 PM (/U5Yz)

20 Joselyn Benson to the White Courtesy Phone...

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 01:39 PM (WUGen)

21 The left really hates it when the rules are uniformly applied so no one gains an advantage.

it's almost as if the left understands their idea are unpopular and realize gaming the system is the only way for them to win....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 01:39 PM (tT6L1)

22 "Prison" better be a polite euphemism for "pit full of rape dogs."

I'm watching you, Don.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 09, 2024 01:39 PM (0FoWg)

23 Remember Biden got more votes then Barky Obama. Now...does that mean Biden was a more dynamic candidate then Obama or...where did those votes come from lefties?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 01:39 PM (oZhjI)

24 14 The left: There is no cheating. None!

The left after being sent news articles of election cheats being arrested: Ok fine there are a few isolated incidents that change noting.

The left when asked why they oppose an organized effort to look into those "isolated" incidents: That's racist and further there is NO cheating. None.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 01:38 PM (oZhjI)

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"There is no widespread cheating."

"How do you know?"

"The NYT would have told me."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

25 Trump, asked by TIME magazine in April about his plans for the largest deportation of undocumented immigrants in American history, said he has "no choice"
......

He likes pets.

Posted by: wth at September 09, 2024 01:39 PM (v0R5T)

26 bUT IT'S Not WIDESPrEAd

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 01:40 PM (Odg76)

27 Is our side hammering Axios as much as possible over this? We absolutely have to use it. "Leftists admit there are thousands of Democrats engaged in Election Fraud."

Posted by: Eeyore at September 09, 2024 01:40 PM (1bNHn)

28 without cheating, the D party would win no election outside of mostly-destroyed local jurisdictions

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 01:40 PM (s3qiR)

29 So Trump is trying to ensure that every legitimate vote cast by a black person is properly counted?

Seems reasonable.



What's the Democrat's take on protecting the black vote?

Just curious...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2024 01:40 PM (a1415)

30 He's going to Jail Veterans (of the Civil War)!!!

Posted by: garrett at September 09, 2024 01:40 PM (WUGen)

31 26 bUT IT'S Not WIDESPrEAd
Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 01:40 PM (Odg76)

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How can one determine the spread of a thing if it's illegal to ask questions about the thing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

32 I remember DeSantis rolled out some moderate anti-fraud measures in FL.

Before he did the FNM headlines all read: There is no fraud and no need for these laws!

And after he rolled them out and started sending people to jail the headlines became: These poor innocent undocumented immigrants didn't even know they couldn't vote. And Ron DeSantis is racist!!!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 01:41 PM (oZhjI)

33 without cheating, the D party would win no election outside of mostly-destroyed local jurisdictions
Posted by: BlackOrchid at S

I'm not even sure they'd win those.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 01:41 PM (CIS44)

34 Masterful headline there, ace. Pulitzer worthy.

Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2024 01:41 PM (LHPAg)

35 The safest and most secure election in history...why would this be an issue with the left? The left tends to go on and on about, "if you have nothing to hide...." What are you hiding, leftists?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 01:41 PM (tT6L1)

36 If Trump wins on day one there better be an airlift bigger than anything ever seen heading down to Gitmo with the members of congress who facilitated the 2020 steal.

As for the state election officials, the lawyers, judges, etc., put them on a chain-gang and have them build their own prison.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2024 01:41 PM (Q4IgG)

37 Garland has sent out warnings not to protest the election

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2024 01:41 PM (7T4Or)

38 Why weren't the states doing everything they could to shore up elections? besides them being in on the fraud. Florida is the way

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 09, 2024 01:41 PM (/6GbT)

39 32 I remember DeSantis rolled out some moderate anti-fraud measures in FL.

Before he did the FNM headlines all read: There is no fraud and no need for these laws!

And after he rolled them out and started sending people to jail the headlines became: These poor innocent undocumented immigrants didn't even know they couldn't vote. And Ron DeSantis is racist!!!
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 01:41 PM (oZhjI)

======

As people like to note: It was the cap of a 2 decade effort to clean up elections.

It's just that firing Brenda Sykes did a whole lot more to clean up elections in FL than the previous 2 decades worth of work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

40 Head 'em up and move 'em out (or in, as in "into prison in the case of the cheaters").

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 09, 2024 01:41 PM (J2vNu)

41 And, and, aaaaaaaand, the J6 prisoners will be suing the DC Department of Corrections for violations of 8th and 14th Amendments.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2024 01:42 PM (RIvkX)

42 Lots of lamp posts in DC.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 01:37 PM (CIS44)

The media is the enemy of the people.

- Some Orange Guy

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 01:42 PM (i24o9)

43 The left knows their 'arresting' J6 types for election fraud would involve the army and biased panels and end in a bullet or a reeducation/death camp. So they figure the same from PDT and not the actual charging people under existing laws, proving it in a regular court with jury [presumably chosen by the accused] and sentencing to fine and/or prison time in a regular prison that it would be and that PDT clearly means by his Truth post/s.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 09, 2024 01:42 PM (CEzQx)

44 "There is no widespread cheating."

"How do you know?"

"The NYT would have told me."


People in WA love to tell you we've had mail in voting for years and it's perfectly safe.

Me: Well, yes, we have mail in voting. How do you know it's perfectly safe?

Them: *rolls eyes*

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 01:42 PM (Odg76)

45 If you wanted to roll up the people behind the Steal '20 all you needed to do was access the cell phone records of the election workers in the big blue shitholes in the 6 stolen states.

The left is bad at Op Sec and I guarantee there are plenty of text messages as to where various caches of votes are coming from and going to

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 01:42 PM (oZhjI)

46

Posted by: Ribbed at September 09, 2024 01:39 PM

Thar she blows!

Posted by: Captain Ahab at September 09, 2024 01:42 PM (VGOMa)

47 It is just like the LGBTQ crowd fear-mongering over anti-pedo laws. They tip their hands every time.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at September 09, 2024 01:43 PM (Jd4ZL)

48 "As for the state election officials, the lawyers, judges, etc., put them on a chain-gang and have them build their own prison manufacture their own rope*."

*Suggested edit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2024 01:43 PM (a1415)

49 18 Well I hope so. Unlike the Democrats and MSM folks who are freaking out, I happen to think that jailing people who are trying to destroy our country by cheating during an election should go to jail. Why don't they?

=======

Very honestly:

I think cheating at elections should be a capital crime in many instances. Maybe not, "I helped my grandma fill out her absentee ballot," but, "I managed a voting precinct and overreported results by 1,000%?"

Yeah, that second one, for sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)
_______
Good idea. Just imprison them for 2-4 years, then behead them on the morning of Election Day. Put their heads on pikes outside the appropriate polling places.

To encourage the others.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 09, 2024 01:43 PM (1bNHn)

50 Okay, they need to stop, I'm already sold on Trump.
This just makes it much better.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at September 09, 2024 01:43 PM (1VuHR)

51 49 Good idea. Just imprison them for 2-4 years, then behead them on the morning of Election Day. Put their heads on pikes outside the appropriate polling places.

To encourage the others. Pour encouragez les autres.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 09, 2024 01:43 PM (1bNHn)

======

The French makes it classier and European therefore better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

52 It's just that firing Brenda Sykes did a whole lot more to clean up elections in FL than the previous 2 decades worth of work.

Its easy to forget FL was one of the most contested states before she was fired and now is one of the most red states.

If there wasn't wide spread fraud, FNM, tell me how does that happen?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 01:44 PM (oZhjI)

53 As a noncheating citizen I do not fear Trump.

I fear Democrats and their GOP buddies.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 09, 2024 01:44 PM (Z8Yh2)

54 As for the state election officials, the lawyers, judges, etc., put them on a chain-gang and have them build their own prison.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2024 01:41 PM (Q4IgG)
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...in Greenland.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2024 01:44 PM (7fElN)

55 52
Its easy to forget FL was one of the most contested states before she was fired and now is one of the most red states.

If there wasn't wide spread fraud, FNM, tell me how does that happen?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 01:44 PM (oZhjI)

=======

It's either that there was fraud that DeSantis cleaned up or that DeSantis is wildly popular despite the media's efforts to destroy him for years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

56 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

57 Tombstone:

In one particularly awesome scene, after Wyatt shoots his way through a trap saving his crew, one of them says to Doc Holiday, “If they were my brothers I’d want revenge too.” Doc Holiday responds, “Make no mistake; it’s not revenge he’s after, it’s a reckoning.”

A reckoning.

Posted by: Cheri at September 09, 2024 01:45 PM (oiNtH)

58 Its easy to forget FL was one of the most contested states before she was fired and now is one of the most red states.

If there wasn't wide spread fraud, FNM, tell me how does that happen?


exactly. sigh.

anyway I think the egregious examples should be deported. maybe we need to buy Greenland for this? there will be far too many to jail.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 01:45 PM (s3qiR)

59 The LE people doing the cheat investigations is akin to the old Fox guarding the hen house saying.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 09, 2024 01:45 PM (B1dzx)

60 I think cheating at elections should be a capital crime in many instances.

Yep. Why is it worth starting WWIII over some Russian buying facebook ads, but not even worth prison time when some Guatemalan actually votes in our elections?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 01:45 PM (oZhjI)

61 Pretty clear that no level of US administration or judiciary or law enforcement has the ability or inclination to actually prosecute election fraud, except the marginal and inconsequential smaller cases. Courts have tossed some House primaries and generals over the years, that will continue. But they won't touch presidential - though they don't say it, there is some justification within the actual constitutional scheme for such things, which gives state legislatures and Congress the ultimate policing function for presidential.

Of course those legislatures and Congress refuse to go near this key function they have under the constitution. So it's a perfect institutional collapse based on cowardice, small character, relying on ignorance in the electorate. A closed loop. Entities A and B have the constitutional responsibility for X. They refuse to acknowledge this or act accordingly. Therefore there *are* no guard-rails, if someone wants to push the envelope.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2024 01:46 PM (GcNJ2)

62 and Trump sics the FBI on the cheaters
==
Yeah I don't see much of a threat there, but then I'm not one of the Democrats' ballot box stuffers.

I think the value of the threat is to throw a wrench in the stuffing operation. Those guys see polling putting Trump ahead and expected to win, maybe they don't take a risk of getting the sort of attention they focus on their enemies.

That won't get all of them, but if we see Trump win and beat the polls, then we'll know why.

Posted by: Methos at September 09, 2024 01:46 PM (Dnobf)

63 32 I remember DeSantis rolled out some moderate anti-fraud measures in FL.

Before he did the FNM headlines all read: There is no fraud and no need for these laws!

And after he rolled them out and started sending people to jail the headlines became: These poor innocent undocumented immigrants didn't even know they couldn't vote. And Ron DeSantis is racist!!!
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 01:41 PM (oZhjI)
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Didn't I just read, in the previous thread's comments, that Meatball is a treasonous cuck?

Posted by: Eeyore at September 09, 2024 01:46 PM (1bNHn)

64 As an aside, colonoscopy preps revealed that I am [/] was .6237% shit.

Vompare that to any serving elected official.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2024 01:46 PM (a1415)

65 Crap

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2024 01:47 PM (a1415)

66 26 bUT IT'S Not WIDESPrEAd
Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 01:40 PM (Odg76)

Actually, they are right on this.

It happens is VERY concentrated, VERY democrat districts.

Rural Republican-heavy districts don't cheat.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 09, 2024 01:47 PM (zjgNU)

67 It's easier and cheaper for the dems to oursource dead voters to the living illegals.

Doing the voting dead citizens can't do.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2024 01:47 PM (+oR7L)

68
On the day he wins, Trump ought to wink and say "I guess it was all those illegal aliens and dead people."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at September 09, 2024 01:47 PM (T3es0)

69 lol good luck VIA that is not fun

.. oof and I definitely wouldn't want to spend post-prep time in Teh Barrel!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 01:47 PM (s3qiR)

70 52 It's just that firing Brenda Sykes did a whole lot more to clean up elections in FL than the previous 2 decades worth of work.

Its easy to forget FL was one of the most contested states before she was fired and now is one of the most red states.

If there wasn't wide spread fraud, FNM, tell me how does that happen?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 01:44 PM (oZhjI)

The Ron DeSantis/Andrew Gillum gubernatorial election was the probably most consequential state election in my lifetime. A Dem-run Florida during COVID would have changed the course of American history. As much of a Trump fan as I am, I don't in any way minimize the importance of RDS as governor of FL in helping make today's Trump moment even remotely possible.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 09, 2024 01:48 PM (JOWnF)

71 Someone should ask why this is controversial.

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2024 01:48 PM (p4NUW)

72 As an aside, colonoscopy preps revealed that I am was .6237% shit.

Compare that to any serving elected official.

( Still woozy from the sedation)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2024 01:48 PM (a1415)

73 65 Crap

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2024 01:47 PM (a1415)

.6237%, by weight.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 01:48 PM (i24o9)

74 Piper, saw your response in the previous thread, thanks.

I would point out the left wouldn't hesitate to lawfare a GOP candidate born under the same circumstances.

After that, meh, it's academic, at this point.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 01:48 PM (tT6L1)

75 51 49 Good idea. Just imprison them for 2-4 years, then behead them on the morning of Election Day. Put their heads on pikes outside the appropriate polling places.

To encourage the others. Pour encouragez les autres.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 09, 2024 01:43 PM (1bNHn)

======

The French makes it classier and European therefore better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 01:44 PM (GBKbO)
_______
French or English, it actually worked. After Byng was shot the only fleet action the RN lost to France, over 3 wars, was off Yorktown.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 09, 2024 01:48 PM (1bNHn)

76 Isn't a guy who posted a meme still in jail? Who are these monsters kidding? They would encamp us all tonight if they could get away with it.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2024 01:48 PM (efs4M)

77 54 As for the state election officials, the lawyers, judges, etc., put them on a chain-gang and have them build their own prison.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2024 01:41 PM (Q4IgG)
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...in Greenland.

I built my own prison

Posted by: creed at September 09, 2024 01:49 PM (og5mY)

78 Its easy to forget FL was one of the most contested states before she was fired and now is one of the most red states.

If there wasn't wide spread fraud, FNM, tell me how does that happen?


exactly. sigh.

anyway I think the egregious examples should be deported. maybe we need to buy Greenland for this? there will be far too many to jail.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 01:45 PM (s3qiR)

Romney was up by 5 or 6% prior to the election per all polls and lost by 4%. The cheat also took down popular Allen West.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 09, 2024 01:49 PM (B1dzx)

79 Saw on X that Detroit/Wayne County accepted 90 Republican election observers and 2300 Democrats. The RNC has already filed a lawsuit challenging those numbers. Nice to see them being proactive instead of reactive.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 09, 2024 01:49 PM (2ocoG)

80 "The Ron DeSantis/Andrew Gillum gubernatorial election was the probably most consequential state election in my lifetime. A Dem-run Florida during COVID would have changed the course of American history."

I keep thinking about this. If Gillum hadn't been found drugged out of his mind in that hotel room with a tranny... Don't tell me the fix wasn't in for COVID.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 09, 2024 01:49 PM (B0mGw)

81 I hope Trump does and that it has an effect.

Also fuck the Press, they're the enemies of the Republic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 09, 2024 01:49 PM (xcxpd)

82 Breaking: Republicans announce they will repeal ObamaCare and cut wasteful spending.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2024 01:49 PM (efs4M)

83 Yeah, we will get right on this. Sure.

Posted by: FBI at September 09, 2024 01:50 PM (Ye22v)

84 ( Still woozy from the sedation)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2024 01:48 PM (a1415)
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woozy, eh? Did you know I'm supporting a nice young Ugandan? Would you mind sending me a boatload of cash so I can continue my support of the poor benighted heathen?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 01:50 PM (tT6L1)

85 58 Its easy to forget FL was one of the most contested states before she was fired and now is one of the most red states.

If there wasn't wide spread fraud, FNM, tell me how does that happen?


exactly. sigh.

anyway I think the egregious examples should be deported. maybe we need to buy Greenland for this? there will be far too many to jail.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 01:45 PM (s3qiR)
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How about the inland of Alaska? The northern half. And don't allow them cars or guns. Or even sled dogs.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 09, 2024 01:51 PM (1bNHn)

86 It's either that there was fraud that DeSantis cleaned up or that DeSantis is wildly popular despite the media's efforts to destroy him for years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 01:45 PM (GBKbO)
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Or DeSantis replaced blue fraud with red fraud...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2024 01:51 PM (7fElN)

87
Also fuck the Press, they're the enemies of the Republic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 09, 2024 01:49 PM (xcxpd)



It really can't be mentioned enough.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

88 Breaking: Republicans announce they will repeal ObamaCare and cut wasteful spending.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2024 01:49 PM (efs4M)

They should consider funding endless wars and oulawing abortion.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 01:51 PM (i24o9)

89 FBI? Arresting people for vote cheating? Uh huh. Wishful and wish cast thinking if Trump wins.

Did Trump lock up Hilly for all of her crimes? Any fines? A speeding ticket for her? Yeah, nothing.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 09, 2024 01:51 PM (C26rB)

90 "Would you mind sending me a boatload of cash so I can continue my support of the poor benighted heathen?"

But of course...

are $20.00's acceptable?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2024 01:51 PM (a1415)

91 A woman tried to send her four year old child to pre-school in rural OH. The pre-school informed her she would have to hire a translator because her kid is the only English speaker in his class.

http://tiny.cc/2melzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 01:52 PM (Odg76)

92 It's going to be funny to hear the dems lament when Trump starts deportations.

Trump can simply turn around and say, "I was told that these newcomers were a boon to the economy. It seems unfair to bolster our economy when there are so many economically challenged countries in South America. I say we even the playing field a bit."

Dems will then say that these countries cannot handle this flow of migrants.

To which Trump can say, "Yes, exactly."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2024 01:52 PM (KbCG3)

93 78 Its easy to forget FL was one of the most contested states before she was fired and now is one of the most red states.

If there wasn't wide spread fraud, FNM, tell me how does that happen?


exactly. sigh.

anyway I think the egregious examples should be deported. maybe we need to buy Greenland for this? there will be far too many to jail.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 01:45 PM (s3qiR)

Romney was up by 5 or 6% prior to the election per all polls and lost by 4%. The cheat also took down popular Allen West.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 09, 2024 01:49 PM (B1dzx)

And the GOPe helped in both cases.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 09, 2024 01:52 PM (xcxpd)

94 The criminal media is utterly contemptible and vile. At the same time there's an element of black humor in their behavior.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 09, 2024 01:52 PM (Lqx35)

95 86 It's either that there was fraud that DeSantis cleaned up or that DeSantis is wildly popular despite the media's efforts to destroy him for years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 01:45 PM (GBKbO)
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Or DeSantis replaced blue fraud with red fraud...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2024 01:51 PM (7fElN)

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"It's true. DeSantis only won because he suppressed black votes in Miami-Dade. I personally know 4 people who decided not to vote in 2022 because they didn't think there was a point. All white progressives who are great allies to black people."
-DU, 97.40% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

96 Tr*mp s**d p*ssy!

Posted by: NPC_00101110 at September 09, 2024 01:52 PM (a3Q+t)

97 Dems really are stupid, aren't they?

"I'm going to send election cheaters to prison" is like throwing a rock into a pack of very retarded dogs. You know who you hit when you hear which one yelps.

Listen to the Democrats yelp.

Posted by: Shenanigans at September 09, 2024 01:52 PM (pZ0Mr)

98 I keep thinking about this. If Gillum hadn't been found drugged out of his mind in that hotel room with a tranny... Don't tell me the fix wasn't in for COVID.
Posted by: Ribbed at September 09, 2024 01:49 PM (B0mGw)
***********************************************

The Gillum incident occurred in 2020; DeSantis defeated Gillum in 2018.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at September 09, 2024 01:52 PM (XWzTu)

99 How to deal with a super liberal relative - usually you're twice divorced sister...

"Wow, Trump is such a fascist, now he's going to jail election officials just for being Democrats!"

"Okay, he just said that if you're caught cheating in the election, you're going to jail. What's wrong with..."

"He's a Nazi! All he wants is to be elected and see us Americans go to jail!"

"OMG, you are part of the cheat, aren't you? Oh please, we love you, but don't take part in the felony cheating...you'll go to jail!"

"What, wait...don't be crazy, I don't know anything about that!"

"Holy Shit, you're in on it, aren't you? Taking ballots, filling them out and dragging them into polling places? What are you thinking? Who conned you into this???"

Watch their liberal heads explode like dynamite!

Posted by: Boswell at September 09, 2024 01:52 PM (V7158)

100 A Dem-run Florida during COVID would have changed the course of American history.

When Biden proposed Vax-ports, DeSantis threatened to send the FL NG to the state borders to keep them open.

Now...maybe other governors would have done the same but after DeSantis said that Biden backed off.

Oh, and as a "fun" point to make to your undecided friends, Biden was specifically asked about vaccine mandates in the 2020 campaign and said he would not implement them if elected. How many things Kamala is promised not to do will be done shortly after the election if she wins?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 01:52 PM (oZhjI)

101 93 And the GOPe helped in both cases.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at September 09, 2024 01:52 PM (xcxpd)

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Better to aid in the destruction of American than to be called a racist by the NYT, even though they already call you racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

102 76 Isn't a guy who posted a meme still in jail? Who are these monsters kidding? They would encamp us all tonight if they could get away with it.
Posted by: ... at September

The meme guy needs to be an example given back to the MSM who have the vapors over this.

Posted by: Piper at September 09, 2024 01:53 PM (p4NUW)

103 "Breaking: Republicans announce they will repeal ObamaCare and cut wasteful spending."

Over my dead body!

Posted by: Zombie McCain at September 09, 2024 01:53 PM (B0mGw)

104 BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — An undocumented individual has been charged in connection with her fraudulent assumption of a United States citizen’s identity and her use of that identity to vote in multiple elections and obtain multiple United States passports, announced U.S. Attorney Prim F. Escalona and Resident Agent in Charge Joseph R. Wysowaty of the U.S. State Department’s Diplomatic Security Service (DSS) Atlanta Resident Office.

https://tinyurl.com/5n76tbew

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2024 01:53 PM (NpAcC)

105 How can Trump do this? Doesn't he know there is no way the United States has enough beds to incarcerate more than 82 MILLYON PEOPLE

Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2024 01:53 PM (D7oie)

106 It’s not cheating if it’s to save democracy!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 09, 2024 01:53 PM (/KoNt)

107 Jesse Kelly says John Cornyn is the favorite to become the next GOP Senate lead.

STUPID. PARTY.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 01:53 PM (Odg76)

108 Trump says he's going to prosecute the guilty.
. Media says he's going to prosecute thousands.
They know who's been naughty and who's been nice

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 01:53 PM (X/njp)

109 every fraudulent vote disenfranchises a legal voter.

it is treasonous to the extreme.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 01:37 PM (s3qiR)


If you think about it, election fraud is, essentially, an insurrection. Sure, it's not an insurrection like a bunch of unarmed people taking selfies in a public building... people who just want the rule of law to be followed.

It's an insurrection by a bunch of used car salesmen - changing the terms of the deal at every turn.

It's an insurrection by a bunch of sneak thieves - robbing you of your life's possessions while you sleep.

It's an insurrection by a bunch of people who lack the balls to stand openly for what they believe.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2024 01:54 PM (nR2nR)

110 It's true. DeSantis only won because he suppressed black votes in Miami-Dade.

In the 24 years the left/FNM have been making this sort of argument they have never turned up a eligible voter that was not able to vote...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 01:54 PM (oZhjI)

111 fwiw if itis so bad to send so many to jail for cheating,what about what they wanted to do to pistol brace owners?

Posted by: N at September 09, 2024 01:54 PM (8XibL)

112 On one hand I applaud Trump for making this claim. On the other hand I think he'd have been better off not saying a word until ensconced in the White House.

If it looks like Trump has even a remote chance to "win" I think some of the people he's talking about are going to vanish. Or become very hard to find.

But, they'll resurface here in about 4 years to continue doing what they do.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2024 01:54 PM (Q4IgG)

113 and I hope those prosecutions are just the start of a very long list of people and actions who need prosecuting.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 09, 2024 01:54 PM (JrYM1)

114 Media Which Denies There Is Any Election Cheating:

why did they all stop counting at the same time?? when did we ever "pause" counting in US presidential election history???

Posted by: brak at September 09, 2024 01:54 PM (25k9m)

115 107 Jesse Kelly says John Cornyn is the favorite to become the next GOP Senate lead.

STUPID. PARTY.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 01:53 PM (Odg76)

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The only real tension is whether it'll be Cornyn or Thune.

I bet Cornyn needs the position more to keep his Senate seat, so he's got a good argument for it from like-minded Senators who don't want to lose one more of them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

116 107 Jesse Kelly says John Cornyn is the favorite to become the next GOP Senate lead.

STUPID. PARTY.
Posted by: bonhomme
---------------------------

Sucking his way up.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 01:54 PM (X/njp)

117 Jesse Kelly says John Cornyn is the favorite to become the next GOP Senate lead.

Hawley or Johnson would be the obvious choices if the party were not controlled opposition.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 01:54 PM (oZhjI)

118
I built my own prison
Posted by: creed at September 09, 2024 01:49 PM (og5mY)



And gave yourself a golden shower.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

119 If not for Trump, Gillum would have been FL gov. Love Ron, but he was floundering a bit in 2018.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 09, 2024 01:55 PM (7PziG)

120 112 On one hand I applaud Trump for making this claim. On the other hand I think he'd have been better off not saying a word until ensconced in the White House.

If it looks like Trump has even a remote chance to "win" I think some of the people he's talking about are going to vanish. Or become very hard to find.

But, they'll resurface here in about 4 years to continue doing what they do.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2024 01:54 PM (Q4IgG)

=======

"I chose to not vote because I didn't think it was worth the time because the Republican was going to win anyway."
-Voter suppression, aided by Big Corporations not loving Democrats enough

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 01:55 PM (GBKbO)

121 Maybe a Republican should propose a bill making it a prison offense to commit voter fraud.

A very specific bill to address one that.

And see how the voting in Congress goes with that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2024 01:55 PM (a1415)

122 He's kinda forcing them to go all-out no matter what. Force the party bosses to put out the word that the little precinct captains have to cheat beyond even 2020 levels.
For Dear Leader Kamala.

When you are hunting a herd of Donkeys, you don't go after the biggest and strongest:
You spook the herd, get them running in a panic, and pick off the weak.

Some of the Donkey's are going to calculate that, if it's close, they aren't going to risk felonies for Casting Couch Kamala.
"Cheat for the glory of the Party!" vs. "Cheat and I'll send you to jail."
Or, put it another way, you don't get a pasty to be your get-away driver by telling him, "we can't pay you and don't worry about the cops."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 09, 2024 01:55 PM (46pnR)

123 it's a hanging offense

Posted by: N at September 09, 2024 01:56 PM (8XibL)

124 In the 24 years the left/FNM have been making this sort of argument they have never turned up a eligible voter that was not able to vote...
Posted by: 18-1 a

The houston DA, they had already cast her vote by mail before she showed up.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 01:56 PM (CIS44)

125 Democrats policy is so awesome, they must cheat to win elections to enforce it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

126 Jesse Kelly says John Cornyn is the favorite to become the next GOP Senate lead.

the Bush wing of the party lives on

Posted by: brak at September 09, 2024 01:56 PM (25k9m)

127 "The Gillum incident occurred in 2020; DeSantis defeated Gillum in 2018."

Wow. You're right. I had it in my head the hotel room incident caused him to lose the election.

Posted by: Zombie McCain at September 09, 2024 01:56 PM (B0mGw)

128 "The Gillum incident occurred in 2020; DeSantis defeated Gillum in 2018."

Let's try this again. Wow. You're right. I had it in my head the hotel room incident caused him to lose the election.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 09, 2024 01:56 PM (B0mGw)

129 Some bint from ABC "News" was reporting on the CR that the Speaker is insisting have voter ID required as part of the package, and she asserted "The Republicans are making unfounded claims that non citizens vote"

LOL

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 09, 2024 01:56 PM (i7Q7S)

130 117 Jesse Kelly says John Cornyn is the favorite to become the next GOP Senate lead.

Hawley or Johnson would be the obvious choices if the party were not controlled opposition.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 01:54 PM (oZhjI)

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The only "anti-establishment" possibility is Scott, and he's not that anti-establishment.

It's just that he, you know, tried to unseat McConnell just under two years ago, and he almost did it, it seemed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

131 I think cheating at elections should be a capital crime in many instances. Maybe not, "I helped my grandma fill out her absentee ballot," but, "I managed a voting precinct and overreported results by 1,000%?"

Yeah, that second one, for sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)


If it's "I helped my grandma fill out her absentee ballot" and not "I filled out an absentee ballot for my grandma who's demented/in a coma/dead/etc."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2024 01:57 PM (nR2nR)

132 It's no contest for Cornyn in Texas. The primary is over and that's where they could have got him. Bushes still have influence and buddy Baker's still at Rice. It's a mafia.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 01:57 PM (X/njp)

133 119 If not for Trump, Gillum would have been FL gov. Love Ron, but he was floundering a bit in 2018.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 09, 2024 01:55 PM (7PziG)

I rate this as TRUE. RDS needed all the help he could get against a Gillum that was touted as The Next One by the press.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 09, 2024 01:57 PM (JOWnF)

134 The Ron DeSantis/Andrew Gillum gubernatorial election was the probably most consequential state election in my lifetime. A Dem-run Florida during COVID would have changed the course of American history. As much of a Trump fan as I am, I don't in any way minimize the importance of RDS as governor of FL in helping make today's Trump moment even remotely possible.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 09, 2024 01:48 PM (JOWnF)

Which is why Arizona was NEVER going to allow Kari Lake to win in 2022.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2024 01:57 PM (KbCG3)

135 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Change my mind at September 09, 2024 01:57 PM (DobEs)

136 what about FBI, CIA, Deep State cheaters?

Posted by: bang-a-gong at September 09, 2024 01:58 PM (SdEmG)

137 Plain and simple, we need to just create an open-air prison for this round up in Alaska. Because the idea of Merrick Garland dying from a polar bear attack while using an outhouse is very possibly the happiest thought I'm capable of having.

Posted by: American Hawkman at September 09, 2024 01:58 PM (skAOD)

138 117 Jesse Kelly says John Cornyn is the favorite to become the next GOP Senate lead.

Isn't he kind of a RINO?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 09, 2024 01:58 PM (ZtyUu)

139 132 It's no contest for Cornyn in Texas. The primary is over and that's where they could have got him. Bushes still have influence and buddy Baker's still at Rice. It's a mafia.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 01:57 PM (X/njp)

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Cornyn is up for re-election in 2026.

Ken Paxton, who survived an impeachment attempt to becomes more powerful against the TX GOPe, has said he wants to primary Cornyn in two years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

140 How is Trump going to catch the thousands of Democrats cheating?

I wish he would hire a bunch of black Republicans and get them hired into the precincts in Detroit, Chicago, Philly, Atlanta, etc.

Teach them the relevant "spying laws" and train them up in covert surveillance - and then document massive cheating with Democrat election officials on video.

Don't know what is legal, but we will never stop it without infiltrators.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 09, 2024 01:58 PM (HlyYF)

141 Wall Street Apes
@WallStreetApes
WOW

“My daughter enrolls my 4 year old grandson into preschool last week — I live in small town Ohio. — They tell her that she has to hire a translator with her own money in order to send him to preschool because he is the only student that doesn't speak Spanish”

“This migrant problem is not a red state, blue state thing because I live in a red state, and we're just overrun with them. So it's our whole government. It's all of them. Can you believe that?

Can't go to preschool because he doesn't speak Spanish. Unbelievable.”

https://tinyurl.com/yckf2xwy

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2024 01:58 PM (NpAcC)

142 Remember Biden got more votes then Barky Obama.

But didn't even come close to winning as many counties.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2024 01:58 PM (nR2nR)

143 I rate this as TRUE. RDS needed all the help he could get against a Gillum that was touted as The Next One by the press.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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Then he pissed on Trump's leg. - Bad form.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 01:58 PM (X/njp)

144 140 How is Trump going to catch the thousands of Democrats cheating?

I wish he would hire a bunch of black Republicans and get them hired into the precincts in Detroit, Chicago, Philly, Atlanta, etc.

Teach them the relevant "spying laws" and train them up in covert surveillance - and then document massive cheating with Democrat election officials on video.

Don't know what is legal, but we will never stop it without infiltrators.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 09, 2024 01:58 PM (HlyYF)

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James O'Keefe is giving away cameras to poll watchers right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

145 I don't think this is an issue of cognitive dissonance. To LIVs and Dem-leaning voters, this will be read as he's going to gin up charges and send innocent people to prison (ironically like what was done on j6). Of course those people weren't going to vote for him anyway. But does it afffect any at the border? The question to me is a) how many Trump-curious people will this dissuade, and how many ambivalent Dems (who may have sat it out) will this bring back?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at September 09, 2024 01:59 PM (lg881)

146 I wish he would hire a bunch of black Republicans and get them hired into the precincts in Detroit, Chicago, Philly, Atlanta, etc.

Teach them the relevant "spying laws" and train them up in covert surveillance - and then document massive cheating with Democrat election officials on video.

Don't know what is legal, but we will never stop it without infiltrators.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot

He can just get Bubbles as his CI.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 01:59 PM (CIS44)

147 Treat election fraud as 'insurrection' and J6 their asses incommunicado.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2024 01:59 PM (/lPRQ)

148 Ask which is worse. Stealing an election or protesting one.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at September 09, 2024 01:59 PM (c/UYV)

149 Election cheating only happens if the democrat loses.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 09, 2024 01:59 PM (17s+e)

150 Isn't he kind of a RINO?

he's pretty much the poster boy for RINO-ism

Posted by: brak at September 09, 2024 01:59 PM (25k9m)

151 144 140 How is Trump going to catch the thousands of Democrats cheating?

I wish he would hire a bunch of black Republicans and get them hired into the precincts in Detroit, Chicago, Philly, Atlanta, etc.

Teach them the relevant "spying laws" and train them up in covert surveillance - and then document massive cheating with Democrat election officials on video.

Don't know what is legal, but we will never stop it without infiltrators.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 09, 2024 01:58 PM (HlyYF)

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James O'Keefe is giving away cameras to poll watchers right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

Here's your camera. Here's your Grinder account. Go make some news!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2024 01:59 PM (KbCG3)

152 without cheating, the D party would win no election outside of mostly-destroyed local jurisdictions
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 01:40 PM (s3qiR)


We cannot, definitively, state that they'd win there.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2024 02:00 PM (nR2nR)

153 Jesse Kelly is not a RINO. He's about as far as you can get from it.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 09, 2024 02:00 PM (B0mGw)

154 "An undocumented individual has been charged in connection with her fraudulent assumption of a United States citizen’s identity and her use of that identity to vote"

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Experts assure me this is VERY RARE!!!

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 09, 2024 02:00 PM (i7Q7S)

155 153 Jesse Kelly is not a RINO. He's about as far as you can get from it.
Posted by: Ribbed at September 09, 2024 02:00 PM (B0mGw)

Kelly's not a RINO. Cornyn is, however.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 09, 2024 02:00 PM (JOWnF)

156 If you think about it, election fraud is, essentially, an insurrection. Sure, it's not an insurrection like a bunch of unarmed people taking selfies in a public building... people who just want the rule of law to be followed.

It's an insurrection by a bunch of used car salesmen - changing the terms of the deal at every turn.

It's an insurrection by a bunch of sneak thieves - robbing you of your life's possessions while you sleep.

It's an insurrection by a bunch of people who lack the balls to stand openly for what they believe.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2024 01:54 PM (nR2nR)

See: The Battle of Athens

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 09, 2024 02:00 PM (N1DT3)

157
Here's your camera. Here's your Grinder account. Go make some news!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2024 01:59 PM (KbCG3)



This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Adam Kinzinger at September 09, 2024 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

158 A.G. Pax­ton Sues San Antonio's Bexar Coun­ty Over Plan to Send Vot­er Reg­is­tra­tions to Poten­tial­ly Inel­i­gi­ble Voters

“This program is completely unlawful and potentially invites election fraud. It is a crime to register to vote if you are ineligible.”

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton sued the Bexar County Commissioners Court after it voted to enact an unlawful program that would mass-mail voter registration applications to residents regardless of whether those residents have requested such an application or are even eligible to vote. 

https://tinyurl.com/ybs6rrep

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 02:01 PM (A7Jfs)

159 "Kelly's not a RINO. Cornyn is, however."

Yeah, caught it.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 09, 2024 02:01 PM (B0mGw)

160 Sure, sure. Just like he did with Hillary.

Posted by: Twenty One at September 09, 2024 02:01 PM (Vu7A1)

161 Some bint from ABC "News" was reporting on the CR that the Speaker is insisting have voter ID required as part of the package, and she asserted "The Republicans are making unfounded claims that non citizens vote"

LOL

So requiring voter ID should not be an issue, should it?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 09, 2024 02:01 PM (Lqx35)

162
Which is why Arizona was NEVER going to allow Kari Lake to win in 2022.


When the lunatic sheriff of Maricopa seized the ballots and took them into a fortified bunker and threatened to murder anyone that wanted them counted in public it was kind of obvious the election was not on the up and up.

And of course those sequestered votes gave Abortion Mouse her victory...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 02:01 PM (oZhjI)

163 “This migrant problem is not a red state, blue state thing because I live in a red state, and we're just overrun with them. So it's our whole government. It's all of them. Can you believe that?

Can't go to preschool because he doesn't speak Spanish. Unbelievable.


yep. schools are overrun -- demographics are destiny

Posted by: brak at September 09, 2024 02:01 PM (25k9m)

164 =====

Cornyn is up for re-election in 2026.

Ken Paxton, who survived an impeachment attempt to becomes more powerful against the TX GOPe, has said he wants to primary Cornyn in two years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott
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Paxton's got a donation from me. I thought Corny was up this year. He'd make a good Attorney General for Trump in the interim.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 02:01 PM (X/njp)

165 >>> 20 million by the time Biden's out...

I thought it was 'only' 20 million twenty years ago.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2024 02:01 PM (/lPRQ)

166 It really is striking how triggered the left is by Trump.

--

Yeah, I notice no political party is specified here:

"WHEN I WIN, those people that CHEATED" in elections of 2020 or 2024, he wrote, "will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the Law, which will include long term prison sentences ... Please beware that this legal exposure extends to Lawyers, Political Operatives, Donors, Illegal Voters, & Corrupt Election Officials."

What is it they say to us? Something like, if you didn't do anything wrong, you have nothing to fear?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 09, 2024 02:01 PM (wzAuc)

167 When elected president I will do everything to De-militarize our Children's Schools. The migratation of Tactical Nuclear Weapons to our schools must stop now !!!

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 09, 2024 02:02 PM (rcLES)

168 162 When the lunatic sheriff of Maricopa seized the ballots and took them into a fortified bunker and threatened to murder anyone that wanted them counted in public it was kind of obvious the election was not on the up and up.

And of course those sequestered votes gave Abortion Mouse her victory...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 02:01 PM (oZhjI)

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False.

AZ was lost because Lake is icky. Any incidents of voter fraud didn't make any difference because no one cheats at elections at institutional levels to make differences in the results.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

169 It really is striking how triggered the left is by Trump. As the Democrats move heaven and earth to put Trump in jail for bulls**t charges, they darkly warn that he might jail his political enemies.

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DeSantis made it illegal to say gay in FL. He banned books.

Mitt Romney killed a woman he kept in a binder by giving her cancer.

Kavanaugh raped a chick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

170 135 Nothing will happen.
Posted by: Change my mind at September 09, 2024 01:57 PM (DobEs)

Day one better feature Ramaswamy invoking his legal fire-all-the-bastards CIA / FBI / SS commies then pursuing lawfare against them. No more Mike Penceldick be nice to the GOPe.

In fact, go after them first.

Posted by: Auspex at September 09, 2024 02:03 PM (j4U/Z)

171 I’ll take it one step further. They should throw people like Marc Elias down a flight of stairs and light them on fire. Look at some of the subversion posing as lawsuits that Democrats have filed. Everything from opposing voter id, to paper ballots to their latest lawsuit in Georgia, opposing an election audit that compares registered voters to actual votes. Country after country is also eliminating mail-in ballots due to the amount of fraud. Democrats are paying people to walk around and gather their signatures on pre filled ballots.

Democrats don’t want election integrity. They want cheating because it’s the only way they can win.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 09, 2024 02:03 PM (clUFP)

172 I'm guessing when Jesse Kelly says Cornyn is the favorite he means the betting favorite, not who he would personally prefer (Kelly has rightly had nothing good to say about Cornyn for awhile).

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at September 09, 2024 02:03 PM (V6W16)

173 Better angle is, why do the Democrats who claim democracy itself is at stake, and burst a blood vessel at altar of "election interference", have a problem with jailing people who interfere in elections?

Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at September 09, 2024 02:04 PM (x17Ef)

174 No audit of 2016.
I wonder why. They had no idea the numbers that were going to come in for Trump.
The dems have been doing election fraud forever.
Balls to the wall since 2008.
All in the same areas with the same demographics.
I'd go so far as to say the postal service in knee deep in it. That's where it seems these late ballots all come from under cover of "we count those last."
Nevada actually cemented the cheat as law exactly how I've been saying for years it happpens.
Post office has been around longer than the country itself. How come mail in ballots weren't a thing for the entire history of the US if it is such a good way to run an election?
One vote. One day. Small easily auditable precincts of 5000 or less.
No mail in unless over seas veteran. Permanent retention of paper ballots.
Vote early, vote often isn't some joke. It's real.

Posted by: Reforger at September 09, 2024 02:04 PM (xcIvR)

175 Media Freaking Out seems to be part of Trump's plan, to get his message out. Otherwise media just buries the Trump Message, and censors it.

"This is the Hitler we warned you about, he is going to jail those that have been overthrowing elections for us, the Democrats. How undemocratic."

Posted by: illiniwek at September 09, 2024 02:04 PM (Cus5s)

176 Kavanaugh raped a chick.

Hey I got raped too. Sexy sexy raped!

Posted by: E Jean Carroll at September 09, 2024 02:04 PM (oZhjI)

177 Big Lots declares bankruptcy as stock crashes

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2024 02:04 PM (63Dwl)

178 "So requiring voter ID should not be an issue, should it?"

=============

Right. It is funny to hear these people refute themselves and not know it.

They comfort themselves by insisting that making black people in Milwaukee and Atlanta have photo ID is racist.

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 09, 2024 02:04 PM (i7Q7S)

179 He was referring to Cornhole not Kelly

Posted by: MAC V SOG at September 09, 2024 02:05 PM (P4Pk9)

180 64 As an aside, colonoscopy preps revealed that I am [/] was .6237% shit.

Vompare that to any serving elected official.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2024 01:46 PM (a1415)

65 Crap
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2024 01:47 PM (a1415)


Apparently.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2024 02:05 PM (nR2nR)

181 “When the lunatic sheriff of Maricopa seized the ballots and took them into a fortified bunker and threatened to murder anyone that wanted them counted in public it was kind of obvious the election was not on the up and up.”

In Arizona that should get you hung by a mob. But that state has been invaded by Californicators.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 09, 2024 02:05 PM (clUFP)

182
DeSantis made it illegal to say gay in FL. He banned books.


And don't forget a bunch of parents have been thrown out of school meetings or even arrested for reading the contents of those books - note it is against the law to read gay pron in a school meeting but NOT an elementary school apparently.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 02:05 PM (oZhjI)

183 Big Lots declares bankruptcy as stock crashes

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2024 02:04 PM (63Dwl)

LMAO. I just saw a location having a clearance sale last week.

It specifically stated, "This location only."

Smells like fraud.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 02:06 PM (i24o9)

184 DEMOCRACY IS ON THE BALLOT!!!


{Ok then. Since this is super serious, let's make everyone prove they are real voters}

HAHAHA YOU'RE A CRAZY RACIST!!!!!

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 09, 2024 02:06 PM (i7Q7S)

185 OT-Prayer request

A young (well, early 30's) friend of mine named C is in court right now regarding a neighbor who clearly has mental problems, harasses and threatens her and plays music till 4 am. Polce have had to come at least once. She's hoping the neighbor who doesn't have a car or can't get a ride won't show up. So, victory for my friend who is a nice, smart woman and doesn't need this would be much appreciated. The neighbor obviously needs help too but she won't go for any.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2024 02:06 PM (dTTBf)

186 At my local church building, the leadership are trying to figure out which knucklehead keeps leaving the shower room unlocked. We've had troubles with homeless people getting into the building and sleeping and showering there.

The building is pretty easy to get into. They just have wait for someone to unlock a door, hang out in the lobby until nobody's around, then go find somewhere to hide until they leave and lock the doors.

Then they unlock the doors from the inside (the crash bar style handle has a feature to hold the crash bar down) and we end up finding all the doors unlocked.

For the most part, they don't tend to do much mischief in the bare halls and classrooms, but they do often muck up the shower. That would be an easy fix if some knuckhead would stop leaving the deadbolt unlocked.

Though there was an incident a few weeks ago where a young woman went into the bathroom and found a homeless dude shaving in there. We do security sweeps during church now.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 02:06 PM (Odg76)

187
As if the Marxists don't have an arrest list for Nov. 6th already.

Posted by: Auspex at September 09, 2024 02:06 PM (j4U/Z)

188 That's Trump's version of "don't."

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2024 02:07 PM (IyPmt)

189 How did Dems ever get the magical "standing" unicorn in court for generic-disenfranchised-voter-with-no-id? Who was the disenfranchised person? And if there was a real person with standing, could have been rendered moot in 3 minutes by issuing an id on the spot.
Take the voter id lawsuits to a conservative judge and toss it for lack of standing.

Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at September 09, 2024 02:07 PM (x17Ef)

190 o, victory for my friend who is a nice, smart woman and doesn't need this would be much appreciated. The neighbor obviously needs help too but she won't go for any.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2024 02:06 PM (dTTBf)



Will do.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

191 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2024 02:06 PM (dTTBf)

Praying for C now.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 09, 2024 02:08 PM (JOWnF)

192 Breaking: Republicans announce they will repeal ObamaCare and cut wasteful spending.

Posted by: ... at September 09, 2024 01:49 PM (efs4M)

They should consider funding endless wars and oulawing abortion.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 01:51 PM (i24o9)


The endless war thing is pretty bipartisan these days.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 09, 2024 02:08 PM (nR2nR)

193 I live in the house I grew up in and it's diagonal from the elementary school which I attended. This AM I walked through the back parking lot to go to the golf course and play nine. Half the parents were obviously migrants , legal or illegal, and all of them look like South and Central American Indians. The average height of people in our city must have decreased by 4-5 inches since Biden took the office . Interesting times

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2024 02:08 PM (isBJC)

194 DeSantis made it illegal to say gay in FL. He banned books.

Mitt Romney killed a woman he kept in a binder by giving her cancer.

Kavanaugh raped a chick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:03 PM


We're already voting for Kamala!. You don't have to convince us.

Posted by: Denizens of Democratic Underground at September 09, 2024 02:08 PM (a3Q+t)

195 There is no election fraud. Therefore, he would be imprisoning innocent election workers who he falsely believes are committing fraud like those heroic women in Georgia who he falsely claimed were hiding ballot in a case under a desk to begin scanning after the counting was "stopped". I believe President Biden presented them with the Medal of Freedom.

Posted by: Sid at September 09, 2024 02:08 PM (NgSkQ)

196 186 Why would a church have a shower?

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:08 PM (v6JzV)

197 196 186 Why would a church have a shower?

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Quicker baptisms

Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at September 09, 2024 02:09 PM (x17Ef)

198 Poor Sid.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

199 They comfort themselves by insisting that making black people in Milwaukee and Atlanta have photo ID is racist.
Posted by: Jay in PA at September 09, 2024 02:04 PM (i7Q7S)
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Some guy did a video about whites versus blacks voter id laws. The sanctimoniousness of the white people was effing breathtaking. The left really looks down on Blacks as second class citizens who wouldn't succeed without their benevolence. The Blacks interviewed had no problem with voter id and, well, they were diplomatic, for the most part, when they saw what the white people were saying about them though it was obvious they were offended.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 02:09 PM (tT6L1)

200 I am told by lots of Atmospheric Scientist's that if everyone in the world FARTed at the same time then it would destroy the Ozone Layer. I will not let this happen !!!

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 09, 2024 02:09 PM (rcLES)

201 Why would a church have a shower?
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:08 PM (v6JzV)



Don't ask me......Haven't the slightest.

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at September 09, 2024 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

202 There is shrinkage. Buyer beware.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2024 01:37 PM


It's endemic. Sponge-worthies are few and far between.

Posted by: Elaine at September 09, 2024 02:10 PM (a3Q+t)

203 This gothic horror art depiction of Trump returning to D.C. is badass. Apparently readers of The Atlantic are supposed to be horrified by this.

http://tiny.cc/inelzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 02:10 PM (Odg76)

204 There is no tax fraud. Therefore, he would be imprisoning innocent workers who he falsely believes are committing fraud like those heroic workers in Georgia who he falsely claimed were hiding income in a case under a desk to begin scanning after the counting was "stopped".

Blah blah blah

Time to get rid of the IRS right folks?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 02:10 PM (oZhjI)

205 Posted by: Sid at September 09, 2024 02:08 PM (NgSkQ)

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People get jailed for election fraud all the time.

There was a fed judge in Philly that got jailed in 2020 for ballot box stuffing.

It's such a weirdly low bar you set that there is no election fraud. I just need to point to one instance. A single instance of proven fraud. And there are many.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

206 Thanks for the prayers, folks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2024 02:10 PM (dTTBf)

207 Trump: The election was stolen.

Dems: Our democracy is at stake.

Trump: Kill two birds with one stone.

Dems: Noooo!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2024 02:10 PM (KbCG3)

208 Don't make me release my kraken on your ass!

Posted by: Sidney Powell at September 09, 2024 02:10 PM (DobEs)

209 I clean my fruits and veggies in my bathtub because it saves me time in the kitchen.

Posted by: Kamal Harris at September 09, 2024 02:11 PM (rcLES)

210

I had a long conversation with a woman who worked the Detroit count.

What went on there was literally criminal.


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 09, 2024 02:11 PM (et1vG)

211
The average height of people in our city must have decreased by 4-5 inches since Biden took the office . Interesting times
Posted by: Smell the Glove


The Incredible Shrinking Man

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2024 02:11 PM (63Dwl)

212
I know some people who have been selling upholstered furniture to Big Lots and have been waiting for the long overdue invoices to get partially paid. They're screwed.

Posted by: Auspex at September 09, 2024 02:11 PM (j4U/Z)

213 If I'm not mistaken, the US is the only country on earth with elections and doesn't require an ID to vote.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2024 02:11 PM (Q4IgG)

214 > Why would a church have a shower?

To rinse off post-baptism.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 02:11 PM (Odg76)

215
I had a long conversation with a woman who worked the Detroit count.

Chocula?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 09, 2024 02:11 PM (63Dwl)

216 The Incredible Shrinking Man
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Which is a fantastic movie, by the way.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:11 PM (v6JzV)

217 Why would a church have a shower?
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:08 PM (v6JzV)

Because some churches put up people temporarily who are homeless.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2024 02:11 PM (dTTBf)

218 Imagine freaking out because cheaters in an election would be prosecuted. And clearly, they know that their side will be "disproportionately affected" by such action because they're guilty as sin and can't exist without putting a thumb on the scales.

Posted by: red speck at September 09, 2024 02:11 PM (0Id0S)

219 213 If I'm not mistaken, the US is the only country on earth with elections and doesn't require an ID to vote.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2024 02:11 PM (Q4IgG)

Pretty much. Even the third world country I came from required voter ID.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 09, 2024 02:12 PM (ZtyUu)

220 And voter fraud should be a capital offense.

Public Executions FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 02:12 PM (ZLUMj)

221 You can't get into a rally for a Dem officeholder without a ballot - let alone buy liquor...but voting for president? Sure...!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 09, 2024 02:12 PM (oZhjI)

222 210

I had a long conversation with a woman who worked the Detroit count.

What went on there was literally criminal.


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 09, 2024 02:11 PM (et1vG)

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It's also completely standard and not one person working Detroit elections can remember when it was different.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

223 I hate the spanish language. The language of conquest.

Mayans, and Aztecs didn't speak spanish until conquered. Same with south and central America.

Make them speak english or get out.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 09, 2024 02:13 PM (Z8Yh2)

224 > It's such a weirdly low bar you set that there is no election fraud. I just need to point to one instance. A single instance of proven fraud. And there are many.

That's why they switched to saying "no widespread fraud."

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 02:13 PM (Odg76)

225 Half the parents were obviously migrants , legal or illegal, and all of them look like South and Central American Indians

been that way at elementary schools in Texas for awhile now, and not just urban centers but small rural towns as well

Posted by: brak at September 09, 2024 02:13 PM (25k9m)

226 Meant to say: Election vnd voter fraud should be capital offenses.

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 02:13 PM (ZLUMj)

227 If you wanted to roll up the people behind the Steal '20 all you needed to do was access the cell phone records of the election workers in the big blue shitholes in the 6 stolen states.

The left is bad at Op Sec and I guarantee there are plenty of text messages as to where various caches of votes are coming from and going to
---
Paxton's recent raid swept up a couple dozen cell phones.
Which they claimed were merely used for volunteer phone banking.

And not burners handed out to key operatives on Election Day.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 09, 2024 02:13 PM (46pnR)

228 To rinse off post-baptism.
Posted by: bonhomme


Ah. We Presbyterians just do the head sprinkle, then use a towel to dry it.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:13 PM (v6JzV)

229 People get jailed for election fraud all the time.

There was a fed judge in Philly that got jailed in 2020 for ballot box stuffing.

It's such a weirdly low bar you set that there is no election fraud. I just need to point to one instance. A single instance of proven fraud. And there are many.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

Notice how Sid said he'd be prosecuting innocent people.

Pro. Jection. (By Mennen)

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 09, 2024 02:13 PM (KbCG3)

230 >106 It’s not cheating if it’s to save democracy!

You beat me to it. Well played!

Posted by: SPinRH_F-16 at September 09, 2024 02:14 PM (5CEo8)

231 The left has distilled Trump's comments down to: "He's threatening to throw a bunch of political opponents in jail!!!"

--Also, I'm noticing some of the kool aid drinkers are sincerely believing that Kameltoe has a very good chance of winning Florida.

LOL

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 09, 2024 02:14 PM (i7Q7S)

232 Florida is red because RethugliKKKans have denied the rights of black people to vote under the dictatorship of DeathSantis!!!!!
- left

Posted by: Write it off Jerry at September 09, 2024 02:14 PM (TM00u)

233 But of course...

are $20.00's acceptable?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2024 01:51 PM (a1415)

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Great, please bring the $20's to Corsicana. I'll pick them up there so we don't risk losing them in the mail.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 02:14 PM (tT6L1)

234 Just got my daily beg text from the Larry Hogan for Senate campaign. I'm sure nobody reads my replies but I've escalated my tone to now include "stop sucking Liz Cheney's dick and maybe I'll support you".

Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2024 02:15 PM (RhGG0)

235 >>>For the most part, they don't tend to do much mischief in the bare halls and classrooms, but they do often muck up the shower. That would be an easy fix if some knuckhead would stop leaving the deadbolt unlocked.
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Camera will fix that problem.
It sounds intentional to me.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 02:15 PM (X/njp)

236
--Also, I'm noticing some of the kool aid drinkers are sincerely believing that Kameltoe has a very good chance of winning Florida.

LOL
Posted by: Jay in PA at September 09, 2024 02:14 PM (i7Q7S)

Also Texas. The polls show a very close race, apparently. I really don't think so.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 09, 2024 02:15 PM (ZtyUu)

237 236 Also Texas. The polls show a very close race, apparently. I really don't think so.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 09, 2024 02:15 PM (ZtyUu)

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This is the election they finally turn Texas blue!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:15 PM (GBKbO)

238 I think Trump should save time and just jail every Democrat in the country. Biden showed that the president has this power with the Jan 6 people.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 09, 2024 02:15 PM (w+hdv)

239 To rinse off post-baptism.
Posted by: bonhomme


makes me think of this:

http://tiny.cc/xnelzz

Posted by: brak at September 09, 2024 02:15 PM (25k9m)

240 My current phone number used to belong to a black girl who went to college in NC.

So, I get lot's of texts from Dems; some for TX some for NC.

Saturday, I got a text asking if I'd be willing to be a Election Day poll DJ. Or if I know anyone who would.

Um. That's your GOTV?
Election Day Partaaaay at MLK Middle School!!!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 09, 2024 02:15 PM (46pnR)

241 If I'm not mistaken, the US is the only country on earth with elections and doesn't require an ID to vote.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2024 02:11 PM (Q4IgG)



And has the most lax immigration laws, even were they actually enforced.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

242 90% registered voter turn out nationally in 2020.

That’s North Korean numbers and about as legitimate.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 09, 2024 02:16 PM (B1dzx)

243 236
--Also, I'm noticing some of the kool aid drinkers are sincerely believing that Kameltoe has a very good chance of winning Florida.


Trump has a better chance of winning NY then they do of winning Florida

Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2024 02:16 PM (IyPmt)

244 > Ah. We Presbyterians just do the head sprinkle, then use a towel to dry it.

We Mormons do the full dunk.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 02:17 PM (Odg76)

245 Question:

How much of this threat is aimed at one certain Governor of Georgia?
Who is suddenly playing nice with Trump ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 09, 2024 02:17 PM (46pnR)

246 233 But of course...

are $20.00's acceptable?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2024 01:51 PM (a1415)

-----------------

Great, please bring the $20's to Corsicana. I'll pick them up there so we don't risk losing them in the mail.
Posted by: blake - semi
------------------------------

WAIT!
If those $20s are bogging y'all down just drop them off at my house. No reason to carry that burden around.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 02:17 PM (X/njp)

247 90% registered voter turn out nationally in 2020.

That’s North Korean numbers and about as legitimate.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 09, 2024 02:16 PM (B1dzx)
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Seriously? Even mail in ballots won't get those kinds of numbers. But, totally legit, yo!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 02:17 PM (tT6L1)

248 243 236
--Also, I'm noticing some of the kool aid drinkers are sincerely believing that Kameltoe has a very good chance of winning Florida.


Trump has a better chance of winning NY then they do of winning Florida
Posted by: It's me donna at September 09, 2024 02:16 PM (IyPmt)

======

DeSantis' election integrity power punch happened after 2020. It's part of why 2022 was such a blowout for both him and Rubio.

The idea that FL will be less advantageous to Trump in 2024 than in 2020, with 2022 in the background, is ludicrous.

I mean, sure, midterms are different, but firing Brenda Sykes was a big change.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

249 Once the DOJ and FBI are ahem, overhauled, there may be a chance to fix some things. Cutting 50% of the NSA and CIA’s budget won’t hurt either.

Wishful thinking.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 09, 2024 02:17 PM (Aoykm)

250 > makes me think of this:

Heh. I like it.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 02:18 PM (Odg76)

251 They never explain why the Post Office should be involved with you getting a ballot.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 09, 2024 02:19 PM (MpVUb)

252 And has the most lax immigration laws, even were they actually enforced.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

I would say, as someone who went through it, they do make you jump through a lot of hoops, spend money, wait, more waiting, get all sorts of immunizations, x-rays, interviews, citizenship testing etc. Which no legal immigrant minds doing because we RESPECT the laws of the country we are trying to move to.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 09, 2024 02:19 PM (ZtyUu)

253 I haven't spied even one Harris/Walz sign in these parts.

There are numerous TRUMP signs and banners with at least one monster highway billboard with "Fight! Fight! Fight!" and the photo of him with the bloody face and fist raised. It was paid for by a local Chevy dealer.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2024 02:20 PM (WXNFJ)

254
I've escalated my tone to now include "stop sucking Liz Cheney's dick and maybe I'll support you".
Posted by: Doof


Poetry, pure poetry!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2024 02:21 PM (XeTAE)

255 Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 09, 2024 02:19 PM (ZtyUu)


What country are you from?

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:21 PM (v6JzV)

256 I haven't spied even one Harris/Walz sign in these parts.

There are numerous TRUMP signs and banners with at least one monster highway billboard with "Fight! Fight! Fight!" and the photo of him with the bloody face and fist raised. It was paid for by a local Chevy dealer.

Posted by: Tonypete at

I think even in this college town cesspool people arent too excited about the guzzler/tampon ticket. Have yet to see one sign, but havent been down towards campus yet.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 02:21 PM (CIS44)

257 What country are you from?

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:21 PM (v6JzV)

Malaysia

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 09, 2024 02:21 PM (ZtyUu)

258 This gothic horror art depiction of Trump returning to D.C. is badass. Apparently readers of The Atlantic are supposed to be horrified by this.

http://tiny.cc/inelzz

Posted by: bonhomme at September 09, 2024 02:10 PM (Odg76)

LOL! Love it.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 09, 2024 02:22 PM (g8Ew8)

259 242 90% registered voter turn out nationally in 2020.

That’s North Korean numbers and about as legitimate.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at September 09, 2024 02:16 PM (B1dzx)

And many urban areas had 110% or more!

See!!!! Proves the election system is working!

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 02:22 PM (xaFKb)

260 185 OT-Prayer request

A young (well, early 30's) friend of mine named C is in court right now regarding a neighbor who clearly has mental problems, harasses and threatens her and plays music till 4 am. Polce have had to come at least once. She's hoping the neighbor who doesn't have a car or can't get a ride won't show up. So, victory for my friend who is a nice, smart woman and doesn't need this would be much appreciated. The neighbor obviously needs help too but she won't go for any.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2024 02:06 PM (dTTBf)
*******
Prayers sent.
I suggest your friend watch a few episodes of Fear Thy Neighbor on ID TV.
It's about psycho neighbors that lose their minds over the smallest thing and go off the rails.
It never ends well. Someone usually ends up dead or a beloved pet.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2024 02:22 PM (NpAcC)

261 257 What country are you from?

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:21 PM (v6JzV)

Malaysia
Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 09, 2024 02:21 PM (ZtyUu)

======

False.

Antarctica. IC is a secret rep of Big Penguin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:22 PM (GBKbO)

262 I missed this. Apparently the left freaked out because Trump wished the Virgin Mary a happy birthday. Yesterday was the celebration of her nativity. The theological ignorance of some leftists is astonishing. "Virgins don't have birthdays"?!!

https://tinyurl.com/2xraspzv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2024 02:22 PM (dTTBf)

263 False.

Antarctica. IC is a secret rep of Big Penguin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:22 PM (GBKbO)

Hah..

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 09, 2024 02:23 PM (ZtyUu)

264 Cornyn is up for re-election in 2026.

Ken Paxton, who survived an impeachment attempt to becomes more powerful against the TX GOPe, has said he wants to primary Cornyn in two years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott
--------------------------

Paxton's got a donation from me. I thought Corny was up this year. He'd make a good Attorney General for Trump in the interim.
Posted by: Braenyard



Where do I line up?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 02:23 PM (A7Jfs)

265 262 I missed this. Apparently the left freaked out because Trump wished the Virgin Mary a happy birthday. Yesterday was the celebration of her nativity. The theological ignorance of some leftists is astonishing. "Virgins don't have birthdays"?!!


I saw this and did not get it at all? His post was really nice! Cute.

they have no freaking clue

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 09, 2024 02:23 PM (s3qiR)

266 Why spend money on signs? There are people to pay
off to cheat the vote.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 09, 2024 02:24 PM (/U5Yz)

267 Malaysia
Posted by: IC - #FJB


I've always liked the name "Kuala Lumpur." One of the most mellifluous place names ever.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:24 PM (v6JzV)

268 I'm at the point where I don't really care much whether these cocksuckers actually committed a crime. I just want them in jail, preferably in the prison shower between Big Leroy and Big Tony. I would never have said this before covid. But my eyes are now wide open that they want me in jail or even dead. So I'm happy to return the favor. I want them to suffer at least as much as they want me to suffer. Fuck them.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 09, 2024 02:24 PM (iFTx/)

269 I missed this. Apparently the left freaked out because Trump wished the Virgin Mary a happy birthday. Yesterday was the celebration of her nativity. The theological ignorance of some leftists is astonishing. "Virgins don't have birthdays"?!!

https://tinyurl.com/2xraspzv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


😂😂😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 02:24 PM (A7Jfs)

270
Ignorance of some leftists is astonishing. "Virgins don't have birthdays"?!!

https://tinyurl.com/2xraspzv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


They do have hymnals, however.

Their ignorance is baked into the cake.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2024 02:25 PM (XeTAE)

271 > It's such a weirdly low bar you set that there is no election fraud. I just need to point to one instance. A single instance of proven fraud. And there are many.

That's why they switched to saying "no widespread fraud."
Posted by: bonhomme

Define "widespread".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2024 02:25 PM (/lPRQ)

272 been that way at elementary schools in Texas for awhile now, and not just urban centers but small rural towns as well

Posted by: brak at September 09, 2024 02:13 PM (25k9m)

---------------

As with Califzuela, Texas now has a "minority majority."

All according to Soros' plan.

"Conquer Texas -- Conquer The USA, The West, and eventually the rest of The World ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 02:25 PM (Yghsk)

273 One of the easiest ways to stop cheating in deep blue precincts?

Set up game cameras trained on the entrance.
Count the number of people who enter.
Match that to the "reported" in-person voters.

Second best way?
Announce that is what you're doing, loudly, and often.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 09, 2024 02:25 PM (46pnR)

274 Posted by: redridinghood at September 09, 2024 02:22 PM (NpAcC)

My friend is a drug and alcohol counselor so I think she's deals with a lot of unstable people, but when it's happening from a neighbor it's worse and watching that would make her nervous. The "fortunate" thing is that other neighbors are fed up too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2024 02:25 PM (dTTBf)

275 I would say, as someone who went through it, they do make you jump through a lot of hoops, spend money, wait, more waiting, get all sorts of immunizations, x-rays, interviews, citizenship testing etc. Which no legal immigrant minds doing because we RESPECT the laws of the country we are trying to move to.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 09, 2024 02:19 PM (ZtyUu)



God Bless you, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

276 Also Texas. The polls show a very close race, apparently. I really don't think so.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 09, 2024 02:15 PM (ZtyUu)

=======

This is the election they finally turn Texas blue!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:15 PM (GBKbO)

It's going to happen sooner or later.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 09, 2024 02:26 PM (g8Ew8)

277 Define "widespread".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


*Nancy Mace enters the chat*

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 09, 2024 02:27 PM (/U5Yz)

278 Define "widespread".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2024 02:25 PM (/lPRQ)

You see, when a congressman loves being in an airport restroom next to a stranger very much...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2024 02:27 PM (nPLkK)

279 They do have hymnals, however.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


Did you just assume those books pronouns, H8ter?

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:27 PM (v6JzV)

280 273 One of the easiest ways to stop cheating in deep blue precincts?

Set up game cameras trained on the entrance.
Count the number of people who enter.
Match that to the "reported" in-person voters.

Second best way?
Announce that is what you're doing, loudly, and often.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 09, 2024 02:25 PM (46pnR)

=======

The GOP could have done that in the 80s with consumer grade equipment. It wouldn't have been the cheapest thing, but getting three or four precincts in Philly exposed would have made a real difference.

They chose not to, but to accept that to win PA, they'd just have to convince PA residents who don't actually exist to not turn out to vote through negative advertising.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

281 Ignorance of some leftists is astonishing. "Virgins don't have birthdays"?!!

https://tinyurl.com/2xraspzv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

They do have hymnals, however.

Their ignorance is baked into the cake.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot



Promise them you can repair their hymnals. Almost like they were never used. 😉

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at September 09, 2024 02:27 PM (A7Jfs)

282 Also Texas. The polls show a very close race, apparently. I really don't think so.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 09, 2024 02:15 PM (ZtyUu)

=======

This is the election they finally turn Texas blue!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:15 PM (GBKbO)
_______

Don't laugh. There are probably enough illegals, California locusts, dead people, fake voters, and big blue cities with 175% voter participation in TX to turn the state blue. Maybe not now, but soon. We need to be ever vigilant. Evil never rests.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 09, 2024 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

283
Did you just assume those books pronouns, H8ter?
Posted by: Bulg


Maaaaaaaybe

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 09, 2024 02:28 PM (XeTAE)

284 276 This is the election they finally turn Texas blue!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:15 PM (GBKbO)

It's going to happen sooner or later.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 09, 2024 02:26 PM (g8Ew

=======

Probably about the same time election mechanics flip and IL turns red, yeah.

Someday.

But 2024? Probably not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:28 PM (GBKbO)

285 Yesterday was the celebration of her nativity. The theological ignorance of some leftists is astonishing. "Virgins don't have birthdays"?!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Clearly false. AND - most depictions of Adam show him with a belly button. Well, how can this be you ask? God made Adam from dust and clay. He put in out in the sun to firm up. When He thought enough time had passed, God touched Adam on the belly and thought "There! Done!".

And now you know.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2024 02:28 PM (WXNFJ)

286 xnals

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:28 PM (v6JzV)

287 The committing crime part is critical to being arrested in my opinion.

Just throwing it out there.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 09, 2024 02:28 PM (Z8Yh2)

288 I'd go so far as to say the postal service in knee deep in it. That's where it seems these late ballots all come from under cover of "we count those last."
---
Related:
Trucking company with 400+ trucks in the Great Lakes region--with extensive USPS contracts--suddenly announced they were shutting down last week.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 09, 2024 02:28 PM (46pnR)

289 I missed this. Apparently the left freaked out because Trump wished the Virgin Mary a happy birthday. Yesterday was the celebration of her nativity. The theological ignorance of some leftists is astonishing. "Virgins don't have birthdays"?!!

https://tinyurl.com/2xraspzv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

----------------

F. Joe would have wished her a Happy Easter.

Posted by: ShainS -- Join Bush/Cheney in War Criminals For Kommie-la! at September 09, 2024 02:29 PM (Yghsk)

290 Considering the press and the courts and the Republicans will vehemently oppose Trump on this I question his ability of success...no matter how blatant the cheating.

Posted by: JTSmith at September 09, 2024 02:29 PM (ZazCK)

291 i hear trump wants to arrest people for not praying while outside an abortion clinic.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 09, 2024 02:29 PM (CWTWj)

292 They chose not to, but to accept that to win PA, they'd just have to convince PA residents who don't actually exist to not turn out to vote through negative advertising.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

For a PAGOP apparatchik, to "win" does not mean to hold office.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2024 02:29 PM (nPLkK)

293 282 Don't laugh. There are probably enough illegals, California locusts, dead people, fake voters, and big blue cities with 175% voter participation in TX to turn the state blue. Maybe not now, but soon. We need to be ever vigilant. Evil never rests.
Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 09, 2024 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Man, I just shitpost on a blog.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:29 PM (GBKbO)

294 271 > It's such a weirdly low bar you set that there is no election fraud. I just need to point to one instance. A single instance of proven fraud. And there are many.

That's why they switched to saying "no widespread fraud."
Posted by: bonhomme

Define "widespread".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 09, 2024 02:25 PM (/lPRQ)

the one that pisses me off is that Judges don't give standing to voters to sue... because they can't show 'damage'...

When the damage is that we get feckless leaders, who cheated to win.... and will therefore do stupid shit, which costs the Taxpayer both in normal taxation, but in the hidden Tax they call inflation.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 02:29 PM (xaFKb)

295 I am praying that Trump is calm, composed and cruel in the debate tommorow. I pray that he shows up scowling, shits on the moderators and leaves Kamala sobbing and heaving in shame. Marxism and its low-IQ proponents must be crushed and the process of placing it and all of its antecedents and ugly, mongrel offspring heaved overboard and sunk. I pray that braggart Trump stays home.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at September 09, 2024 02:30 PM (w/JbM)

296 " I haven't spied even one Harris/Walz sign in these parts."

=============

Neither have I.

Even the Dem lady on our street hasn't put one out.

Posted by: Jay in PA at September 09, 2024 02:30 PM (i7Q7S)

297 Clearly false. AND - most depictions of Adam show him with a belly button. Well, how can this be you ask? God made Adam from dust and clay. He put in out in the sun to firm up. When He thought enough time had passed, God touched Adam on the belly and thought "There! Done!".

And now you know.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2024

Did Adam giggle?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 09, 2024 02:30 PM (Lqx35)

298 I saw Shit Post on a Blog open for Wet Leg at Lulu's Bait Shack in 2018.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

299 Funny thing, I'm okay with GOP cheaters going to jail. Which is probably something the left does not understand.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 02:30 PM (tT6L1)

300 the one that pisses me off is that Judges don't give standing to voters to sue... because they can't show 'damage'...

When the damage is that we get feckless leaders, who cheated to win.... and will therefore do stupid shit, which costs the Taxpayer both in normal taxation, but in the hidden Tax they call inflation.
Posted by: Romeo13 a

Also, 1 fraudulent vote cancels out my 1 legitimate vote. Is that not 'damage'?

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 02:31 PM (CIS44)

301 re 289: biden would have pardoned a pigeon

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 09, 2024 02:31 PM (CWTWj)

302
Neither have I.

Even the Dem lady on our street hasn't put one out.
Posted by: Jay in PA at September 09, 2024 02:30 PM (i7Q7S)



I've seen one nondescript sign that says "Hate will not unite us."

There are no other markings on it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

303 PA Gov Shapiro: There is no voter fraud. And no, you can't take a look at the 7 zillion mail-in ballots that were undated and/or "misdated", you racist.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at September 09, 2024 02:31 PM (RrKTi)

304 One of the easiest ways to stop cheating in deep blue precincts?

Set up game cameras trained on the entrance.
Count the number of people who enter.
Match that to the "reported" in-person voters.

Second best way?
Announce that is what you're doing, loudly, and often.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 09, 2024 02:25 PM (46pnR)

=======

The GOP could have done that in the 80s with consumer grade equipment. It wouldn't have been the cheapest thing, but getting three or four precincts in Philly exposed would have made a real difference.

They chose not to, but to accept that to win PA, they'd just have to convince PA residents who don't actually exist to not turn out to vote through negative advertising.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)
___

Don't disagree in theory. But there are videos from 2020 and 2022 of blatant vote fraud and nobody did shit. All the monitoring and surveillance in the world won't mean anything if nobody is willing to do anything about it. I keep asking: "Who is gonna stop them, no matter how blatant or obvious or red-handed they are caught?" I'm still waiting for an answer.

Posted by: Doctor Elric the Blade at September 09, 2024 02:31 PM (iFTx/)

305 My Grandfather had to have his belly button removed for some medical reason (I was little), he dropped the "I'm just like Adam" line on me.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 09, 2024 02:31 PM (Z8Yh2)

306 Texas has always been a pretty purplish place, if you really look at who it produces politically, hasn't it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2024 02:32 PM (nPLkK)

307 Trump wished the Virgin Mary a happy birthday. Yesterday was the celebration of her nativity.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


And they figured that out how?

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:32 PM (v6JzV)

308 Funny thing, I'm okay with GOP cheaters going to jail. Which is probably something the left does not understand.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 02:30 PM (tT6L1)


Nope. Because they play to win at all costs and laugh at those who don't.

Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2024 02:33 PM (RhGG0)

309 257 What country are you from?

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:21 PM (v6JzV)

Malaysia
Posted by: IC - #FJB
-------------

Hey, hey, hey another country on the channel. Welcome. Tune in, tune up, enjoy.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 02:33 PM (X/njp)

310 I've seen one nondescript sign that says "Hate will not unite us."

There are no other markings on it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

Put up by the people who are 'united' in their hatred for Trump?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 02:33 PM (xaFKb)

311 Did you know the Crow Indians have 217 words for mother fucker.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 09, 2024 02:33 PM (Df1rq)

312 Texas has always been a pretty purplish place, if you really look at who it produces politically, hasn't it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2024 02:32 PM (nPLkK)
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I believe TX just removed 1 million ineligible voters from their roles. TX may not be all that purple any more.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 02:33 PM (tT6L1)

313 Back in the 1070's Notre Dame football program was contemplating firing Coach Parseghian. They put it to a vote of the Trustees and it was 51% to 49% in favor of firing him but they let him keep his job because it was within the margin of Ara.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2024 02:33 PM (991eG)

314 I've seen one nondescript sign that says "Hate will not unite us."

There are no other markings on it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

I don't really feel any urgent need to unite with that which is hateful, anyways. So that's convenient.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2024 02:33 PM (nPLkK)

315 Oh yeah the legal immigration system is not for the faint of heart. Forms and forms and more forms and waiting and $800 fees for this and that. And wait some more.

Part of the process is showing that an immigrant can take care of himself financially. Or that a family member can.

Meanwhile illegals walk in and start getting welfare on day 1.

Posted by: Write it off Jerry at September 09, 2024 02:33 PM (TM00u)

316
1 year, 7 months since Jimma Cahtah entered hospice.

Get on with it you old fraud.

Posted by: Auspex at September 09, 2024 02:33 PM (j4U/Z)

317 Trump: I Will Prosecute Those Who Cheat in Elections and Send Them to Prison;
Media Which Denies There Is Any Election Cheating: TRUMP IS THREATENING TO IMPRISON THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE!!!


Debate prep.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2024 02:33 PM (rj6Yv)

318 Texas has always been a pretty purplish place, if you really look at who it produces politically, hasn't it?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2024 02:32 PM (nPLkK)



Big cities are bright blue and rural areas are DARK red.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

319 https://x.com/JudiciaryGOP/status/1833154509222129884

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 09, 2024 02:34 PM (cf/0E)

320
I believe TX just removed 1 million ineligible voters from their roles. TX may not be all that purple any more.
Posted by: blake - semi l

And Cornyn is actively going after the NGOs registering illegals.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 02:34 PM (CIS44)

321 313 Back in the 1070's Notre Dame football program was contemplating firing Coach Parseghian. They put it to a vote of the Trustees and it was 51% to 49% in favor of firing him but they let him keep his job because it was within the margin of Ara.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2024 02:33 PM (991eG)

...

I think you just managed to go to hell in three different religions.

Well done, Doc.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2024 02:34 PM (nPLkK)

322 Back in the 1070's Notre Dame football program was contemplating firing Coach Parseghian. They put it to a vote of the Trustees and it was 51% to 49% in favor of firing him but they let him keep his job because it was within the margin of Ara.
Posted by: Muldoon


Ara was a rat.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:34 PM (v6JzV)

323 The entire election/voting system here is purposely designed to permit fraud. Thus, attempting to use it (by voting) to fix it is almost guaranteed to fail.

The entire fallacy of "voting harder" is on display right there.

You'd have to cheat in most contested elections to put a person with the stated desire to "fix" voter fraud into an office that deals with elections.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 09, 2024 02:34 PM (Q4IgG)

324
I don't really feel any urgent need to unite with that which is hateful, anyways. So that's convenient.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2024 02:33 PM (nPLkK)



Looking at it with a conservative mindset, it's anti Dem because they're the most hateful crew on the planet, with muslhams.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

325 re 307: tradition... tradition! even tevye knew that

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 09, 2024 02:35 PM (CWTWj)

326 320 And Cornyn is actively going after the NGOs registering illegals.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 02:34 PM (CIS44)

=======

Probably Paxton.

Unless Cornyn is going extra-legal as some sort of vigilante.

Which would be awesome.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

327 Back in the 1070's Notre Dame football program was contemplating firing Coach Parseghian. They put it to a vote of the Trustees and it was 51% to 49% in favor of firing him but they let him keep his job because it was within the margin of Ara.
Posted by: Muldoon

1070s? man I knew they hadnt been relevant in long time but WOW.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 02:35 PM (CIS44)

328 i imagine during the debate she will be keep hitting the "Convicted Criminal" button quite a bit...hope Trump is prepared!

Posted by: runner at September 09, 2024 02:35 PM (V13WU)

329 As the Democrats move heaven and earth to put Trump in jail for bulls**t charges, they darkly warn that he might jail his political enemies.

Well, phuck 'em if they cheat. Lock them up with hardened career murders, rapist, and other progressive shitheads. Let them be swapped around as fresh prison 'pussy' for cheating.

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 09, 2024 02:35 PM (MsrgL)

330 The committing crime part is critical to being arrested in my opinion.

Just throwing it out there.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen

You obviously haven't been following arrests or trials in N.Y.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 09, 2024 02:35 PM (pE38X)

331 And they figured that out how?
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:32 PM (v6JzV)

Figured out what? Her birthday or that she was a virgin? You would have to ask the RCs here about the date chosen and why and when that was

We're not going to get into the internecine Christian debates with fellow conservatives again are we? Please, no.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2024 02:35 PM (dTTBf)

332 I've seen one nondescript sign that says "Hate will not unite us."

There are no other markings on it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)


Did you miss the one next to it that said "The best way to unite us is to label those who disagree with us as Domestic Terrorists and threats to democracy"??

Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2024 02:35 PM (RhGG0)

333 And Cornyn is actively going after the NGOs registering illegals.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 02:34 PM (CIS44)



Cornyn? He ain't doing shit.

Paxton, now THERE'S a real Go GETTER!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

334 the one that pisses me off is that Judges don't give standing to voters to sue... because they can't show 'damage'...

When the damage is that we get feckless leaders, who cheated to win.... and will therefore do stupid shit, which costs the Taxpayer both in normal taxation, but in the hidden Tax they call inflation.
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 02:29 PM (xaFKb)

Vote fraud has the effect of nullifying legitimate ballots just a surely as if they were denied the opportunity to vote. Vote fraud that swings the outcome of an election (hello 2020) nullifies the majority of votes cast. That’s what annoys me about the ‘standing’ issue, much less the people claiming the non-existence of significant fraud.

The Christine Gregoire and Al Franken elections were massively affected by fraud. The 2020 Biden election has more red flags that a Soviet May Day parade.

Posted by: Advo at September 09, 2024 02:36 PM (jO4mz)

335 1070s? man I knew they hadnt been relevant in long time but WOW.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 02:35 PM (CIS44)



They haven't been relevant since the Four Horsemen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

336 PA Gov Shapiro: There is no voter fraud. And no, you can't take a look at the 7 zillion mail-in ballots that were undated and/or "misdated", you racist.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at September 09, 2024 02:31 PM (RrKTi)

The municipal employees of Philadelphia solemnly nod their heads.

Posted by: mrp at September 09, 2024 02:36 PM (rj6Yv)

337
Probably Paxton.

Unless Cornyn is going extra-legal as some sort of vigilante.

Which would be awesome.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, goin

Ya Paxton, derp

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 02:36 PM (CIS44)

338 "As for cheating in 2024--if it exists and Trump sics the FBI on the cheaters, "
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That like sending fat guys to stop an illegal pie eating contest. Why are people like David Strom unable to admit that the FBI is extremely compromised soup to nuts...there are no rank and file agents willing to put morals ahead of personal gain or comfort.

Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2024 02:37 PM (dIske)

339
Cornyn? He ain't doing shit.

Paxton, now THERE'S a real Go GETTER!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Ya mistyped, Im tired today.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 02:37 PM (CIS44)

340 And they figured that out how?
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:32 PM (v6JzV)

Figured out what? Her birthday or that she was a virgin? You would have to ask the RCs here about the date chosen and why and when that was

We're not going to get into the internecine Christian debates with fellow conservatives again are we? Please, no.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Her birth. I wonder how Trump knows that. I don't believe that he was raised Catholic.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:37 PM (v6JzV)

341 I primaried Cornyn last time, and I’ll damn sure do it this time.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 09, 2024 02:38 PM (Aoykm)

342 My Grandfather had to have his belly button removed for some medical reason
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen


***********

Was he by any chance a sailor stationed onboard a navel destroyer?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2024 02:38 PM (991eG)

343 My favorite thing to happen recently, though? AZ fighting about removing illegals from voter rolls which they're required to do, by law. I guess Maricopa county made the mistake of getting the lawsuit into federal court, thereby opening the door for every single county in AZ to be sued for non compliance.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 02:38 PM (tT6L1)

344 How many grannies have been prosecuted for praying in the general vicinity of abortuaries?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at September 09, 2024 02:39 PM (Lqx35)

345 Her birth. I wonder how Trump knows that. I don't believe that he was raised Catholic.
Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:37 PM (v6JzV)


It's on her birth certificate. Just like Dec 25 is on that of Jesus. Duh!

Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2024 02:39 PM (RhGG0)

346 343 My favorite thing to happen recently, though? AZ fighting about removing illegals from voter rolls which they're required to do, by law. I guess Maricopa county made the mistake of getting the lawsuit into federal court, thereby opening the door for every single county in AZ to be sued for non compliance.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 02:38 PM (tT6L1)

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It's probably too late to do anything about it for 2024.

There are 60 day limits on these sorts of purges.

It reeks of failure theater.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:39 PM (GBKbO)

347 Please tell me there is someone running against Eye Patch McCain in TX?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 09, 2024 02:39 PM (/U5Yz)

348 313 Back in the 1070's Notre Dame football program was contemplating firing Coach Parseghian. They put it to a vote of the Trustees and it was 51% to 49% in favor of firing him but they let him keep his job because it was within the margin of Ara.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2024 02:33 PM (991eG)

Cute. Settling for the tie at MSU in 66 did him in.

Posted by: Auspex at September 09, 2024 02:39 PM (j4U/Z)

349 It's on her birth certificate. Just like Dec 25 is on that of Jesus. Duh!
Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2024 02:39 PM (RhGG0)

She's obviously a Virgo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2024 02:40 PM (nPLkK)

350 osted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:37 PM (v6JzV)

Because Melania is a RC?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2024 02:41 PM (dTTBf)

351 "Was he by any chance a sailor stationed onboard a navel destroyer?"

Careful Icarus.


(Not really I was just watching some Craig Fergeson clips recently.)

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 09, 2024 02:41 PM (Z8Yh2)

352 Cute. Settling for the tie at MSU in 66 did him in.
Posted by: Auspex

After Michigan's performance on Saturday, I just might be following and rooting for the Spartans this year.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:41 PM (v6JzV)

353 Back in the 1070's Notre Dame football program was contemplating firing Coach Parseghian. They put it to a vote of the Trustees and it was 51% to 49% in favor of firing him but they let him keep his job because it was within the margin of Ara.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2024 02:33 PM (991eG)


The 1070's??
Shiiiiiit -- things were still messed up from the Battle of Hastings a few years beforehand.

Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2024 02:41 PM (RhGG0)

354 Please tell me there is someone running against Eye Patch McCain in TX?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 09, 2024 02:39 PM (/U5Yz)



Would be nice, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 09, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

355 It's on her birth certificate. Just like Dec 25 is on that of Jesus. Duh!
Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2024 02:39 PM (RhGG0)

She's obviously a Virgo.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2024 02:40 PM (nPLkK)


I laughed way to much at that!

Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2024 02:42 PM (RhGG0)

356 After Michigan's performance on Saturday, I just might be following and rooting for the Spartans this year.
Posted by: Bulg

6-6 in year 1 of the Smith era baby!

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 09, 2024 02:42 PM (CIS44)

357 Because Melania is a RC?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Hm. Didn't know that. But Slovenia is a heavily RC country, so that would make sense.

Posted by: Bulg at September 09, 2024 02:42 PM (v6JzV)

358 353 Back in the 1070's Notre Dame football program was contemplating firing Coach Parseghian. They put it to a vote of the Trustees and it was 51% to 49% in favor of firing him but they let him keep his job because it was within the margin of Ara.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 09, 2024 02:33 PM (991eG)

The 1070's??
Shiiiiiit -- things were still messed up from the Battle of Hastings a few years beforehand.
Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2024 02:41 PM (RhGG0)

It was the Football team made up of the builders building the Cathedral?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 09, 2024 02:43 PM (xaFKb)

359 NOOD. Bastiges didn't tell us

Posted by: Doof at September 09, 2024 02:44 PM (RhGG0)

360 This is what is known as a brushback pitch.

It is meant to give second thoughts to those organizing to steal the election.

It will also chill funding to efforts that might be borderline legitimate... which is just a shame.

Posted by: Thatch at September 09, 2024 02:45 PM (OF/hw)

361 "Virgins don't have birthdays"?!!

Silly leftist. Actually, virgins don't have belly buttons.

Posted by: Twenty Two at September 09, 2024 02:45 PM (Vu7A1)

362 It's probably too late to do anything about it for 2024.

There are 60 day limits on these sorts of purges.

It reeks of failure theater.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, going full throttle with Tony Scott at September 09, 2024 02:39 PM (GBKbO)
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There are pretty much only two counties where illegals on voters rolls is a real issue: Maricopa and Pima. Clean up those two counties and I think a lot of the nonsense goes away.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 09, 2024 02:47 PM (tT6L1)

363 >I'm at the point where I don't really care much whether these cocksuckers actually committed a crime. I just want them in jail, preferably in the prison shower between Big Leroy and Big Tony. I would never have said this before covid. But my eyes are now wide open that they want me in jail or even dead. So I'm happy to return the favor. I want them to suffer at least as much as they want me to suffer. Fuck them.

It is past the time to stop pretending that we don't have enemies.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 09, 2024 02:47 PM (cf/0E)

364 The funny thing about Shapiro in PA is that it he is the consummate oily politician - much like Newsome. But he's stuck with an economy also much like CA - very dependent on energy for its $$$ - but without an LA or San Francisco financial might that would help - along with a sufficient liberal population to bail him out...so thus his oozy support for Kamala with all those weaselly words...

Yeah, if she gets elected, you'll never see this shit bag again politically, and he knows it.

Posted by: Boswell at September 09, 2024 02:52 PM (V7158)

365 Muldoon - speaking of belly buttons, would you be so kind as to point this guy in the direction of a paper or text that explains how a newborn's internal blood veins to her heart (through the navel) shut down and switch over to what we think of as 'normal'?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 09, 2024 02:58 PM (WXNFJ)

366 The only ways to crack down on vote fraud are 1) voter id and 2) paper ballots at polling places with no mail in ballots ( except military and the old absentee ballots)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2024 03:00 PM (isBJC)

367 Big cities are bright blue and rural areas are DARK red.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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That's where they cheat the best.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 09, 2024 03:21 PM (X/njp)

368 As for cheating in 2024--if it exists and Trump sics the FBI on the cheaters, I would assume that all right-thinking people would applaud. Only people in favor of cheating wouldn't.
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Strom must be pretty dumb.I assume the FBI will drag its feet and stimy any attempt to hold their preferred political allies accountable for voting fraud.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at September 09, 2024 04:13 PM (4cbWS)

369 Who still beleives those lying gutter dwelling leaches who give us Fake News 24/7

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 09, 2024 04:29 PM (wGqjj)

370 If the January 6th riots were peaceful, then no one is at risk of prosecution...

Trump has finally admitted that he legitimately lost the 2020 elections. He has spent the last 3 years and 10 months lying about that, saying it was stolen and has argued any number of people were guilty of that election steal.

But now he has said, 'I lost the election, wy a whisker.' So all that time he was lying and saying there were all these criminals, and he was riling up his base.

But yeah, Trump would never accuse and use the government to punish anyone.

Posted by: MarineVet at September 09, 2024 05:45 PM (B9VxK)

371 Trump lost in 2020, Because the Dems Cheated. How hard is that to comprehend. We all watched it happen.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at September 09, 2024 08:50 PM (LQFr+)

372 336 Bourbon Chicken

Amen, Brother. I'm in your foxhole with you.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at September 09, 2024 08:55 PM (LQFr+)

373 Oops, 363.

Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at September 09, 2024 08:56 PM (LQFr+)

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