The "Philadelphi Corridor" Is The Key To Gaza...Anyone Who Pressures Israel To Relinquish Their Control Wants Hamas To Survive

The vitriol spewed by the world media on Israel and its legitimate defensive war against Hamas is unsurprising, but the pressure placed on Israel by the West's governments is unfathomable...unless one assumes that they want Israel to lose.

The false equivalence that was created soon after the atrocities of October 7th is typical of the radical left, but it has been embraced by the mainstream media and, sadly, by far too many people in positions of power. In their twisted interpretation, Israel and Hamas are adversaries acting similarly, rather than the reality, which is that Israel is a vibrant, pluralist, democratic country, and Hamas is a kleptocratic Islamic dictatorship predicated on the annihilation of Israel. Hamas is a death cult with a clever media presence, yet no mainstream media are willing to expose them as the savage murderers they were, are, and always will be.

Netanyahu dismisses claims of imminent cease-fire deal

"They don't agree to anything: Not to the Philadelphi Corridor, not to the keys of exchanging hostages for jailed terrorists, not to anything," Netanyahu said, adding that the terrorist group "just want us out of Gaza so they can retake Gaza and do as they vowed to do."

The pompous conceit of the Western powers that THIS TIME will be different is a little difficult to take seriously. Every time the Arabs of the West Bank and Gaza have been given autonomy (along with oceans of Western cash), they have promptly bought weapons and redoubled their attempts to kill Israelis in Israel, Jews across the world, and of course any Westerners they could get their hands on. Is there really any hope for Gaza if the template for reconstruction follows the same tired, failed plan from the previous 37 attempts?

Sinwar's secret plan to 'smuggle hostages to Iran'

During a 15-minute press conference for the foreign media in Jerusalem last night, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu astounded the audience by claiming that Hamas was planning to smuggle hostages out of Gaza using the much-disputed Philadelphi corridor.
"If we leave the Philadelphi corridor, it will be impossible to prevent Hamas not only from smuggling weapons, but also from smuggling hostages,” he said.
What was the background to this claim? Intelligence sources have told the JC that Sinwar’s plan was to smuggle himself and the remaining Hamas leaders along with Israeli hostages through the Philadelphi corridor to Sinai and from there to Iran.
This was reportedly revealed during the interrogation of a captured senior Hamas official, as well as by information obtained from documents seized on Thursday, August 29, the day the six bodies of the murdered hostages were retrieved.

And the Biden/Harris/Obama junta wants Israel to withdraw from the Philadelphi Corridor. It's the equivalent of President Lincoln forcing General Grant to allow a corridor into Vicksburg for resupply.

It's insane. And that is before the possibility of Sinwar moving himself and the remaining hostages to Iran! If that occurs then the possibility of a theater-wide war becomes real. Israel cannot stand by while Iran consolidates its power in Gaza, and the idea of Israeli hostages in Tehran is unacceptable.

All of this can be laid squarely at the feet of Biden/Harris/Obama. Had they simply supported Israel during the initial few weeks after the October 7th Pogrom, Israel could have been far more aggressive in its conduct of its war against Hamas. But their insistence on a carefully titrated and proportionate war against an existential evil limited Israel's options. In retrospect, Netanyahu should have pushed back against American pressure and gone into Gaza as hard and as fast as possible.

Yes, that is Monday-morning quarterbacking, and it would have been a race to win before Biden cut off resupply (which he did anyway). But can anyone argue that the hostages and Israel would be worse off today?

[Crossposted at CutJibNewsletter]

Posted by: CBD at 12:00 PM

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1 Yonder

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2024 12:01 PM (Q4IgG)

2 The ones who want Gaza to survive are gaining so far.

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2024 12:02 PM (fwDg9)

3 Yet so many believe that the democrats support Israel, and evil Trump is Hitler. Dems have superbly deceptive marketing skills.

Posted by: DC Elites at September 08, 2024 12:03 PM (2NXcZ)

4 "The pompous conceit of the Western powers that THIS TIME will be different is a little difficult to take seriously."

See: Lucy/Charlie Brown/Football.

Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2024 12:04 PM (AwYPR)

5
They are not Democrats, they're Marxists, and they control every civil and non governmental entity of consequence in America.

The Gaza war kicks off in full the November 5th right here. The skirmishing has been going on for quite some time now.

Posted by: Auspex at September 08, 2024 12:06 PM (j4U/Z)

6 It's not conceit, they know too well it won't work, but they are all bought off. On the big scale, on small scale - policy making individuals. Thusly, we have what we have.

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2024 12:07 PM (V13WU)

7 So its like Danzig in the dark??

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 08, 2024 12:07 PM (CEzQx)

8 None of them are dreamers or idealist.

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2024 12:08 PM (V13WU)

9 it's

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 08, 2024 12:08 PM (CEzQx)

10 *idealists

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2024 12:08 PM (V13WU)

11 I shattered to think what will happen to Israel should Harris be able to steal the election?

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at September 08, 2024 12:08 PM (BGW2E)

12 Shattered should be shutter

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at September 08, 2024 12:09 PM (BGW2E)

13 Ace dropped a fantasy book recommendation this week, as a testosterone booster for soyboys.

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Speaking of soy boys, David Hogg has some advice for the Donks.

David Hogg
@davidhogg111
I hope I’m wrong but if we lose in November I think the main reason why will be the number of young men of all races that are no longer Democrats. There’s been a taboo about talking about this because we understandably are hesitant to make men a main point of conversation (given we have been for thousands of years) but we have a real problem to deal with. At this point with 60 days to go there isn’t much we can do to recover it other than turning out more young woman and trying to slow the departure of young men. I think a lot of this is caused by Covid and the epidemic of male loneliness in this country and the ensuing commodification through social media of misogyny. Long-term, we have a lot of work to do to provide positive examples of what actual masculinity looks like that is not defined by putting down women or other people, but by lifting others up and being a true leader.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 08, 2024 12:09 PM (L/fGl)

14 The Gaza war kicks off in full the November 5th right here. The skirmishing has been going on for quite some time now.

Posted by: Auspex at September 08, 2024 12:06 PM (j4U/Z)

They let the Venezuelans in Colorado out on bail. Foreign soldiers with semi-automatics out on bail. The stupid is burning like drano.

Posted by: DC Elites at September 08, 2024 12:10 PM (2NXcZ)

15 Netanyahu dismisses claims of imminent cease-fire deal

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Any plan that leaves Jews alive is a deal breaker for Hamas.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 08, 2024 12:11 PM (L/fGl)

16 If this whole thing has not exposed the need to be self sufficient as a nation nothing will.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 08, 2024 12:12 PM (Z8Yh2)

17 Any plan that leaves Jews alive is a deal breaker for Hamas.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 08, 2024 12:11 PM (L/fGl)

Yup...it's as simple as that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2024 12:12 PM (d9fT1)

18 Obama and his puppets have never done anything that aids western civilization. Their actions since 2008 show us exactly what they are, but somehow Demoncrats refuse to believe their lying eyes.
Heads need to start appearing on pikes to show this war on the west is unacceptable

Posted by: Wingnutt at September 08, 2024 12:13 PM (VmX9y)

19

Philadelphia is part of the Northeast Corridor. Much of the Jew-hate runs along it. How appropriate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:14 PM (x0n13)

20 Yup...it's as simple as that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2024 12:12 PM (d9fT1)

This won't bother Obama, but you'd think Blinken and Mayorkas would care. Their refusal to lock up threatening Pali activists in NY is extremely confusing.

Posted by: DC Elites at September 08, 2024 12:14 PM (2NXcZ)

21 "Demoncrats refuse to believe their lying eyes."

They're fully on board.

Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2024 12:14 PM (AwYPR)

22 Netanyahu plays politics like the rest of them, and I do blame him for that.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 08, 2024 12:14 PM (Z8Yh2)

23

If they cut off the corridor, what about all that cream cheese?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:15 PM (x0n13)

24 Dick and Liz Cheney have confidence that Harris will handle the negotiations.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2024 12:15 PM (NpAcC)

25 Babies are racist!

https://is.gd/mP85eY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 08, 2024 12:15 PM (L/fGl)

26 If they cut off the corridor, what about all that cream cheese?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:15 PM (x0n13)

and cheese steaks!?!

Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2024 12:16 PM (AwYPR)

27 David Hogg
@davidhogg111...
Long-term, we have a lot of work to do to provide positive examples of what actual masculinity looks like that is not defined by putting down women or other people, but by lifting others up and being a true leader.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 08, 2024 12:09 PM (L/fGl)

I don't tend to read his blatherings, but I get the sense he's been groomed. I have a theory the Democrat Party identifies these people early, gives them some sort of platform, then lets them take offices.

Eventually one of them becomes an Obama or Clinton, or Cummala. It's not a natural rise, they have to do things, to be allowed in the club. Some of them flounder and fall off, like Anthony Weener, but the ones that get through, like AOC, they can potentially rise all the way. If things break one way or the other.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 12:16 PM (Xa9FR)

28 This particular topic always makes me realize that I cannot hate democrats enough. There is not enough loathing that I can muster, and I have a lot at this point.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 08, 2024 12:16 PM (GTCVo)

29 Needs map.
Guessing that Philadelphi corridor is a strip on the south end of Gaza.

Off to bing it...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 08, 2024 12:17 PM (/lPRQ)

30 Had the Bob Grant Mandatory Sterilization Policy of 1970 been instituted in Gaza, There would just be a few aged Hamassholes meeting at the Senior Center for coffee. More hindsight, I know, but what might have been!

Posted by: Policy Maven at September 08, 2024 12:17 PM (CV8a5)

31 >>> The Philadelphi Corridor, also called Philadelphi Route, is the Israeli code name for a narrow strip of land, 14 km in length, situated along the entirety of the border between the Gaza Strip and Egypt.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 08, 2024 12:18 PM (/lPRQ)

32 If they cut off the corridor, what about all that cream cheese?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:15 PM (x0n13)

And the Russians took New York a couple weeks ago, so no decent bagels anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 12:18 PM (Xa9FR)

33 26 and cheese steaks!?!
Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2024 12:16 PM (AwYPR)

Wit onions!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:19 PM (x0n13)

34 > ...like AOC, they can potentially rise all the way.
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IIRC she literally auditioned for the spot. The district she represents is so solidly blue they could have run anyone who identified as Democrat and won. Even a dog.

Oh... wait

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2024 12:19 PM (Q4IgG)

35 32 And the Russians took New York a couple weeks ago, so no decent bagels anymore.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 12:18 PM (Xa9FR)

Bialys >> Bagels. YMMV

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:20 PM (x0n13)

36 However much you hate Dick "Dick" Cheney, it's not enough.

https://is.gd/yRxZ29

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 08, 2024 12:21 PM (L/fGl)

37 ...like AOC, they can potentially rise all the way.
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IIRC she literally auditioned for the spot. The district she represents is so solidly blue they could have run anyone who identified as Democrat and won. Even a dog.

Oh... wait
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2024 12:19 PM (Q4IgG)

Compare her rise, because she has tits, with that of Tim Walz, who has a lot of mysterious trips to Chi Nah that no one seems to talk about.

In some very significant ways though, they're basically the same.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 12:22 PM (Xa9FR)

38 Philadelphia is part of the Northeast Corridor. Much of the Jew-hate runs along it. How appropriate.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:14 PM (x0n13)

Is Gad Saad correct about "suicidal empathy"? Even Philly has a DA (and staff) who seem unlikely be sympathetic to antisemites.

Posted by: DC Elites at September 08, 2024 12:22 PM (2NXcZ)

39 I think Biden says it’s imminent because he is told that, just like he is told his poll numbers were amazing. It keeps him from scream like the angry, demented old man he is.

Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 12:22 PM (pZEOD)

40 Netanyahu plays politics like the rest of them, and I do blame him for that.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 08, 2024 12:14 PM (Z8Yh2)

Agreed. He needs to be stronger and unequivocal. But he has played politics his entire career, so it is probably too much to ask that he becomes a statesman in his last years.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2024 12:23 PM (d9fT1)

41 Let's not forget the role of Jimmy Carter, who gifted the world with a theocratic Iran.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 08, 2024 12:24 PM (CHHv1)

42 The Israelis need to find another way to manufacture or obtain ammo and munitions. Relying on the US is their Achilles heel. Thats really all the leverage the US has and there are way too many people making bank off that for it to change on our side.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 08, 2024 12:25 PM (3Ope8)

43 Is Gad Saad correct about "suicidal empathy"?

Posted by: DC Elites at September 08, 2024 12:22 PM (2NXcZ)

Absolutely.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2024 12:25 PM (d9fT1)

44 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:14 PM (x0n13)
*******
So happy to hear the wonderful news regarding your MRI.
Will continue praying for you.
I don't what we would do without you.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2024 12:26 PM (NpAcC)

45 Bialys >> Bagels. YMMV
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:20 PM (x0n13)

They look wonderful, but alas, living in the middle of nowhere, I bet I can't find any within 1000 miles.

Einstein Bagels does have a drive-thru in this town though.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 12:26 PM (Xa9FR)

46 44 Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2024 12:26 PM (NpAcC)

Thank you and you are way too kind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:27 PM (x0n13)

47 Brutal review of Dana Bash's fluffball interview of Commie-law. By Dana Bash.

Eric Abbenante
@EricAbbenante
Dana Bash gives a damning review of her interview with 'evasive' Kamala Harris and Tim Walz:
Dana Bash: "Once you ask once, fine, twice, fine, three times, if you don't get a clear answer, that's kind of your answer."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 08, 2024 12:28 PM (L/fGl)

48 45 Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 12:26 PM (Xa9FR)

Well, I'm a Yid from Flatbush stuck in the midwest! Oh well, sometimes we have to make sacrifices!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:28 PM (x0n13)

49 Let's not forget the role of Jimmy Carter, who gifted the world with a theocratic Iran.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

The gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 08, 2024 12:29 PM (L/fGl)

50 Liberals in this country have never forgiven Israel for the Holocaust.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 08, 2024 12:30 PM (lXCUP)

51 42 The Israelis need to find another way to manufacture or obtain ammo and munitions. Relying on the US is their Achilles heel. Thats really all the leverage the US has and there are way too many people making bank off that for it to change on our side.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 08, 2024 12:25 PM (3Ope

My gut tells me they might be able to get supplies from the Saudis and Emiratis onsiering their common enemy across the Gulf. But that is only temporary.

Israel does manufacture tanks and aircraft, and firearms, but the capacity for mass quantities is something else entirely.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:30 PM (x0n13)

52
Good morning, all. Smuggling hostages out is terrifying. I think of American POWs who were secretly transported to Stalin's work camps at the end of WWII. I know it happened, you know it happened. The plight of the hidden hostage. Horrifying.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 08, 2024 12:32 PM (lCaJd)

53 > The Israelis need to find another way to manufacture or obtain ammo and munitions. Relying on the US is their Achilles heel.
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I don't know if we're supplying small caliber ammo... like 5.56 but if we are I'm surprised the junta hasn't flooded the Israeli market with it in order to make it scarce here.

I know we're supplying air-to-ground weapons, artillery rounds and the like. Which I can't buy anyway... sadly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2024 12:32 PM (Q4IgG)

54 The gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 08, 2024 12:29 PM (L/fGl)

He felt Islamic rule was fine for US interests.

Posted by: DC Elites at September 08, 2024 12:32 PM (2NXcZ)

55 He felt Islamic rule was fine for US interests.
Posted by: DC Elites at September 08, 2024 12:32 PM (2NXcZ)

And like everything else he thought or did he was horribly wrong

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2024 12:34 PM (IyPmt)

56 Remember Israel is the size of New Jersey

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2024 12:34 PM (fwDg9)

57 >>>If they cut off the corridor, what about all that cream cheese?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

>The bagel market has significantly dropped 7% because of this revelation.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 08, 2024 12:34 PM (XGL1u)

58 Los Angeles Times
@latimes
Column: They say Democrats are to blame for all California's problems. But GOP is MIA

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Yeah, those bastards ran away like Tampon Tim!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 08, 2024 12:35 PM (L/fGl)

59 Israel does manufacture tanks and aircraft, and firearms, but the capacity for mass quantities is something else entirely.

Have they checked with the coneheads?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2024 12:36 PM (xCA6C)

60
@elonmusk
Hayek nails it again 😂

https://is.gd/G9Sz0p

/ Elon is asking Twitter/X peeps if he should appear at a Trump rally

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 08, 2024 12:36 PM (RKVpM)

61 59 Israel does manufacture tanks and aircraft, and firearms, but the capacity for mass quantities is something else entirely.

Have they checked with the coneheads?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2024 12:36 PM (xCA6C)

They rely too much on the Goldbergheads and not enough on the Cohenheads . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:39 PM (x0n13)

62 Shocka! Kamala sides with the Venezuelan gangs over Orange Man Bad.

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
BREAKING: The Harris campaign portrays the Venezuelan gangs who are engaging in child prost*tution in Colorado as innocent "migrants."
The post was shared to the 'Kamala HQ' account on X where they slammed Trump for his rhetoric towards these violent gangs.

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Trump just doesn't understand cultural differences!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 08, 2024 12:40 PM (L/fGl)

63 JJ, I concur. Mass production is problematic for them. If you read the news in Israel they have a nationwide campaign going just to equip their fighters with neccesities.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 08, 2024 12:40 PM (3Ope8)

64 elonmusk
Hayek nails it again 😂

https://is.gd/G9Sz0p

/ Elon is asking Twitter/X peeps if he should appear at a Trump rally
Posted by: Divide by Zero
++++
And just like that it became a boob thread.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 08, 2024 12:40 PM (Lo97M)

65
If they cut off the corridor, what about all that cream cheese?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:15 PM

"Philadelphia' brand cream cheese is a New York State product. They liked the name, apparently never visited the Kensington area of Philly. The 'new' mayor had the police clean up the area but

:: Poltergeist music ::

They're back.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 08, 2024 12:41 PM (RKVpM)

66
The Scrapple Speedway
The Cheesesteak Corridor
The Pepperpot Parkway

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2024 12:42 PM (1Nxff)

67
And just like that it became a boob thread.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 08, 2024 12:40 PM

You mean she wasn't the award winning economist? My bad.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 08, 2024 12:43 PM (RKVpM)

68 Temp Tee cream cheese is the best anyway. And stupidly expensive!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2024 12:43 PM (d9fT1)

69 68 Temp Tee cream cheese is the best anyway. And stupidly expensive!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2024 12:43 PM (d9fT1)

I remember the commercial with the actor who asked "What's a bagel," Absolute double for Ed Koch!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:44 PM (x0n13)

70 Well, I'm a Yid from Flatbush stuck in the midwest! Oh well, sometimes we have to make sacrifices!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:28 PM (x0n13)

I do think this is a key to life: Knowing why we make the sacrifices we do.

Having been born and raised in the midwest, I know its charms. I also know why I left.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 12:45 PM (87jGq)

71 She does make quite a statement in that picture, even if she’s not an award winning economist, let alone THE award winning economist or even an economist.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 08, 2024 12:45 PM (3Ope8)

72 Temp Tee cream cheese is the best anyway. And stupidly expensive!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2024 12:43 PM (d9fT1)

Paying for air.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 08, 2024 12:45 PM (iODuv)

73
Butter vs Cream Cheese on a bagel. Is that like North v South?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 08, 2024 12:45 PM (RKVpM)

74

TEmp tEe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irGemj7MDWc

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:46 PM (x0n13)

75 Ice Water Interstate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2024 12:46 PM (4Med0)

76 The Spotted Dick Spillway.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2024 12:46 PM (KYu86)

77 "Philadelphia' brand cream cheese is a New York State product. They liked the name, apparently never visited the Kensington area of Philly
++++
Get out.
Next you're gonna tell me that Texas Pete is made in North Carolina.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 08, 2024 12:46 PM (Lo97M)

78 73
Butter vs Cream Cheese on a bagel. Is that like North v South?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 08, 2024 12:45 PM (RKVpM)

Whitefish salad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:46 PM (x0n13)

79 The corridor should be eliminated. The concept of Egypt possessing Sinai is fallacious. The Western world insisting that Israel give back the Sinai was foolish. Netanyahu and Sisi should have a serious talk about the positive outcomes of Egypt peacefully vacating the Sinai.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 08, 2024 12:48 PM (JAu+O)

80 Get back, Honkey Cat!

Variety
@Variety
Elton John on his reaction to Donald Trump calling Kim Jong Un “Little Rocket Man”: “I laughed, I thought that was brilliant... I’ve always been friendly toward him, and I thank him for his support. When he did that, I just thought it was hilarious.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 08, 2024 12:48 PM (L/fGl)

81 Paying for air.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 08, 2024 12:45 PM (iODuv)

I need to figure out how they make it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2024 12:48 PM (d9fT1)

82
elonmusk
Hayek nails it again 😂

https://is.gd/G9Sz0p

/ Elon is asking Twitter/X peeps if he should appear at a Trump rally
Posted by: Divide by Zero

LOL
And right on cue, some canadian faggot with shitty grammar spreads misinformation: "Trump cut taxes for wealthy people including you, which causes inflation."

We got ourselves an "economics" "expert" here, guys!

Posted by: Soothsayer bottom lines it for you at September 08, 2024 12:48 PM (VjqEO)

83 All of Gaza needs to be taken and every last Arab has got to go - don't care how.

This was due on Oct. 8.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 08, 2024 12:48 PM (SRx3B)

84 > Shocka! Kamala sides with the Venezuelan gangs over Orange Man Bad.
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Landlord forced to sell Colorado apartment complex after it was taken over by Venezuelan migrant gang Tren de Aragua

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2024 12:49 PM (Q4IgG)

85 74

TEmp tEe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irGemj7MDWc
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:46 PM (x0n13)

Just remembered he played the NYC mayor in "Taking of Pelham 1-2-3."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:49 PM (x0n13)

86 Good morning, all. Smuggling hostages out is terrifying. I think of American POWs who were secretly transported to Stalin's work camps at the end of WWII. I know it happened, you know it happened. The plight of the hidden hostage. Horrifying.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 08, 2024 12:32 PM (lCaJd)

We're an odd animal, we can weep over a commercial showing a puppy shivering in a dirty kennel, but will shrug off the massive suffering of humans, in faraway places and times.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 12:50 PM (nSY2h)

87 Hamas needs to be hunted to extinction.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 08, 2024 12:50 PM (3Ope8)

88 Landlord forced to sell Colorado apartment complex after it was taken over by Venezuelan migrant gang Tren de Aragua
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2024 12:49 PM (Q4IgG)
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Who'd buy it? That's a big pre-existing condition.

Posted by: WisRich at September 08, 2024 12:51 PM (Qgr0I)

89 J.J., if you're still here, happy to have read the good news.

Still keep you on my Misheberach list or hold off for another 100 years or so?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 08, 2024 12:51 PM (SRx3B)

90
Also: Fuck You, Viet Nam, Too!

Posted by: Soothsayer bottom lines it for you at September 08, 2024 12:51 PM (VjqEO)

91 Meanwhile the DoJ arrests a Pakistani who was 'planning to kill Jews' in NYC on Oct 7th.

How many have the DoJ and FBI missed while trying to convince JINOs they are looking out for them?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2024 12:52 PM (KYu86)

92
Elon Musk retweeting the Hayek photo shows he's trying to emulate the methods of AoS which have brought it so much fame and fortune.

I wonder what his nic is here?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 08, 2024 12:52 PM (RKVpM)

93 89 J.J., if you're still here, happy to have read the good news.

Still keep you on my Misheberach list or hold off for another 100 years or so?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 08, 2024 12:51 PM (SRx3B)

"Bis-hundert-zwanzig!" as my yiddische relatives would say, but on the whole I think I'd rather check out much earlier than that.

Thanks for your prayers and kindness.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:52 PM (x0n13)

94 Temp Tee cream cheese is the best anyway. And stupidly expensive!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2024 12:43 PM (d9fT1)

Might be one of those things best not known.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 08, 2024 12:53 PM (iODuv)

95 The corridor should be eliminated. The concept of Egypt possessing Sinai is fallacious. The Western world insisting that Israel give back the Sinai was foolish. Netanyahu and Sisi should have a serious talk about the positive outcomes of Egypt peacefully vacating the Sinai.
Posted by: Braenyard
+++
Probably at least a third of kumala voters don't care anything about this or anything else except muh abortions

Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 08, 2024 12:53 PM (Lo97M)

96 Stupid Alexander... oh wait,

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2024 12:54 PM (IG4Id)

97
We're an odd animal, we can weep over a commercial showing a puppy shivering in a dirty kennel, but will shrug off the massive suffering of humans, in faraway places and times.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 12:50 PM (nSY2h)

Puppies don't vote for their misery. Gazans cheered Hamas, Venezuelans voted for Chavez, etc

Posted by: DC Elites at September 08, 2024 12:54 PM (2NXcZ)

98
Meanwhile the DoJ arrests a Pakistani who was 'planning to kill Jews' in NYC on Oct 7th.

How many have the DoJ and FBI missed while trying to convince JINOs they are looking out for them?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2024 12:52 PM

Maybe I read it wrong but I thought the Canadians discovered the guy?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 08, 2024 12:54 PM (RKVpM)

99 Los Angeles Times
@latimes
Column: They say Democrats are to blame for all California's problems. But GOP is MIA

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Yeah, those bastards ran away like Tampon Tim!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 08, 2024 12:35 PM (L/fGl)

MIA? I bet there are some on this November's ballots.

You could, being a noozpaper, advise your readers to vote for them.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 12:54 PM (nSY2h)

100 83 All of Gaza needs to be taken and every last Arab has got to go - don't care how.

This was due on Oct. 8.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 08, 2024 12:48 PM (SRx3B)

I agree. First pray for God to spare the innocent among the Gazans. There must be 3 or 4. Look for a lady named Rahab.

Posted by: Emmie at September 08, 2024 12:55 PM (Sf2cq)

101 Why would American political leaders attempt to help an enemy that has taken American hostages and murdered them against an ally that has been freeing those hostages?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 08, 2024 12:55 PM (oZhjI)

102 elonmusk
Hayek nails it again 😂
https://is.gd/G9Sz0p
P/ Elon is asking Twitter/X peeps if he should appear at a Trump rally
Posted by: Divide by Zero

-
MSNBC Writes That Elon Musk's X Is a Poison and Everyone Needs to Bail at Once

https://is.gd/88aRiU

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 08, 2024 12:55 PM (L/fGl)

103 "Bis-hundert-zwanzig!" as my yiddische relatives would say, but on the whole I think I'd rather check out much earlier than that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 12:52 PM (x0n13)
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I went into overtime with that 100 years.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 08, 2024 12:56 PM (SRx3B)

104 Man, I love me some bagel, cream cheese, lox. And I'm a guinea
from the bronx.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob - welcome to the most joyful camps ever! at September 08, 2024 12:56 PM (GTCVo)

105
Puppies don't vote for their misery. Gazans cheered Hamas, Venezuelans voted for Chavez,

__________

AWFLs swoon for Harris.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2024 12:57 PM (1Nxff)

106 I agree. First pray for God to spare the innocent among the Gazans. There must be 3 or 4. Look for a lady named Rahab.
Posted by: Emmie at September 08, 2024 12:55 PM (Sf2cq)
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Nope. Refer to Abraham's prayer for S'dom.

But I'm more generous than Abraham. They can run away beforehand for all I care, innocent or not.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 08, 2024 12:58 PM (SRx3B)

107
Ever notice a bagel is similar to a hot pretzel?

Posted by: Soothsayer bottom lines it for you at September 08, 2024 12:58 PM (VjqEO)

108 Probably at least a third of kumala voters don't care anything about this or anything else except muh abortions
Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 08, 2024 12:53 PM (Lo97M)

Stunningly low estimate, I'd put it closer to 50%, with another 25% pushing for lowering the age on consent to 1yo.

Posted by: DC Elites at September 08, 2024 12:58 PM (2NXcZ)

109 They can run away beforehand

==

GO west !

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2024 12:59 PM (V13WU)

110 I was reading headlines, wasn't going to give anyone clicks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2024 12:59 PM (KYu86)

111 Ever notice a bagel is similar to a hot pretzel?
Posted by: Soothsayer bottom lines it for you at September 08, 2024 12:58 PM (VjqEO)
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You're twisted!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 08, 2024 12:59 PM (SRx3B)

112 AWFLs swoon for Harris.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2024 12:57 PM (1Nxff)

So dramatically childless, yes.

Posted by: DC Elites at September 08, 2024 01:00 PM (2NXcZ)

113
MSNBC Writes That Elon Musk's X Is a Poison and Everyone Needs to Bail at Once

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 08, 2024 12:55 PM

I hope the left completely goes away from it. I actually don't see many of them left and when they do say something it almost immediately gets a 'Community Note' attached to it which destroys the bullshit they've just said.

It's a brand new playground, Susie.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 08, 2024 01:01 PM (RKVpM)

114 Racist misogyny is all it is! Just racist misogyny!

InteractivePolls
@IAPolls2022
#Latest @NateSilver538 Forecast (9/

Trump: 63.8% (new high)
Harris: 36%

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 08, 2024 01:01 PM (L/fGl)

115 Cinnamon raisin bagel with chunky peanut butter and jam.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2024 01:01 PM (IPC6d)

116 Get out.
Next you're gonna tell me that Texas Pete is made in North Carolina.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 08, 2024 12:46 PM (Lo97M)

I hear tell Outback Steakhouse is NOT run by a bunch of transplanted Aussies.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 01:01 PM (BR9DH)

117 Ever notice a bagel is similar to a hot pretzel?
Posted by: Soothsayer bottom lines it for you at September 08, 2024 12:58 PM (VjqEO)

It's all just bread.

Go buy a loaf of Wonder. It's the same thing!

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 01:03 PM (BR9DH)

118 All the sushi places here have Korean kanji.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 08, 2024 01:03 PM (3Ope8)

119 103 I went into overtime with that 100 years.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 08, 2024 12:56 PM (SRx3B)

I want to live as long as I can maintain a good quality of life. I am ready for whatever the Lord has in store for me.

Falling asleep in front of the TV or not waking up and going in bed without feeling a thing is preferred, but I know it's not up to me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 01:04 PM (x0n13)

120
@TrumpWarRoom
PRESIDENT TRUMP: "The moment we win, we will rapidly review the cases of every political prisoner unjustly victimized by the Harris regime, and I will sign their pardons on Day One.

We will completely overhaul Kamala’s corrupt Department of INJUSTICE and turn the Justice Department back into the best law enforcement agency on the planet. Instead of persecuting Republicans, they will focus on taking down bloodthirsty cartels, transnational gangs, and Radical Islamic Terrorists."

I'm glad he said 'review' as I'm sure there are a couple of downright anarchists who showed up that day and busted windows and caused other damage.

https://is.gd/QgKAqP

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 08, 2024 01:04 PM (RKVpM)

121 115 Cinnamon raisin bagel with chunky peanut butter and jam.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2024 01:01 PM (IPC6d)

That bagel itself is borderline heresy, but oy gevalt the rest of that upsets my Jewish sensibilities!

Meh, who am I to judge. Enjoy my friend!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 01:06 PM (x0n13)

122 Notre Dame losing, Illini winning, Trump up in the betting markets....it's been a pretty good weekend so far. Gonna go check my Dad's headstone to make sure they got the dates right. Hope you're all are enjoying life!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 08, 2024 01:06 PM (YIxO9)

123 Temp Tee cream cheese is the best anyway. And stupidly expensive!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2024 12:43 PM (d9fT1)

Might be one of those things best not known.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 08, 2024 12:53 PM (iODuv)

Adam Corolla had Harland Williams (the funniest person on Earth, now that Norm is gone) on his podcast a while back, and they were questioning the Juan Valdez coffee commercials.

Juan picks ALL the beans? How many beans can one man pick before they run out of coffee to sell?

Better stop advertising. Give the man a break, already.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 01:07 PM (BR9DH)

124 Isn't MIA a Republican now (the rapper girl)?

I guess with the Tamil Tigers getting scorched she came to Jesus.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 08, 2024 01:08 PM (YIxO9)

125 JJ

At least no one has tried to go 'fusion' with sashimi on a bagel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2024 01:09 PM (KYu86)

126 I'm glad he said 'review' as I'm sure there are a couple of downright anarchists who showed up that day and busted windows and caused other damage.

https://is.gd/QgKAqP
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 08, 2024 01:04 PM (RKVpM)

People have trod into the details on what happened that day, and there are more than a few people who were NOT feds who committed crimes.

It's also true to say though, video we've seen of protesters fighting with cops, some of those were provoked when cops fired pepper spray into crowds that were NOT riled up.

Lots of reviewing to be done about that day. Lots of it.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 01:11 PM (BR9DH)

127 . In retrospect, Netanyahu should have pushed back against American pressure and gone into Gaza as hard and as fast as possible.

This.
As discussed a year ago in these very boxes, what Hamas did was open the door for Total War. Brutal, bloody, vicious, and short. Far better a violent four month war with 20,000 dead, than a multiyear war with a hundred thousand dead.
What the West did was force a restraint on Israel, ensuring the longer, more deadly, and ultimately fruitless struggle.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2024 01:12 PM (W/lyH)

128 What the West did was force a restraint on Israel, ensuring the longer, more deadly, and ultimately fruitless struggle.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2024 01:12 PM (W/lyH)

But the MIC makes out better this way.

Posted by: DC Elites at September 08, 2024 01:13 PM (2NXcZ)

129
oh cool

a Walt Disney cartoon for the US govt in 1945

"The Human Body"

https://youtu.be/uZPAudbmX_s?si=mk7nSliUVwH3dGk7

Posted by: Soothsayer bottom lines it for you at September 08, 2024 01:14 PM (VjqEO)

130 Lots of reviewing to be done about that day. Lots of it.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 01:11 PM (BR9DH)

RINOs don't want that, especially Graham and McConnell.

Posted by: DC Elites at September 08, 2024 01:14 PM (2NXcZ)

131 Cinnamon raisin bagles are my favorite

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2024 01:14 PM (fwDg9)

132 >>>59 Israel does manufacture tanks and aircraft, and firearms, but the capacity for mass quantities is something else entirely.

Have they checked with the coneheads?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 08, 2024 12:36 PM (xCA6C)

They rely too much on the Goldbergheads and not enough on the Cohenheads . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

>Maybe they could look up the Steinfelds out of Utah for support.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 08, 2024 01:15 PM (XGL1u)

133 Raisins, in baking, are added to camouflage the rat droppings.

Posted by: The Hard Truth at September 08, 2024 01:17 PM (CV8a5)

134 133 Raisins, in baking, are added to camouflage the rat droppings.
Posted by: The Hard Truth at September 08, 2024 01:17 PM (CV8a5)

Time to tell the truth about Big Raisin

Posted by: DC Elites at September 08, 2024 01:18 PM (2NXcZ)

135 133 Raisins, in baking, are added to camouflage the rat droppings.
Posted by: The Hard Truth at September 08, 2024 01:17 PM (CV8a5)

Thanks! No raisin challah for me with Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur coming up!

Well, I'm at least an hour's drive from any Jewish bakeries anyway!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 01:19 PM (x0n13)

136 Time to tell the truth about Big Raisin
Posted by: DC Elites

Dude, they're called prunes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 08, 2024 01:19 PM (L/fGl)

137 What the West did was force a restraint on Israel, ensuring the longer, more deadly, and ultimately fruitless struggle.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2024 01:12 PM (W/lyH)

But the MIC makes out better this way.
Posted by: DC Elites at September 08, 2024 01:13 PM (2NXcZ)

Hmmm, it's almost as if funding both sides has nothing to do with ideological choices.

Almost.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 01:19 PM (euc5m)

138 131 Cinnamon raisin bagles are my favorite
Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2024 01:14 PM (fwDg9)

LBJ's beagles ears perked up. And Doris Kearns Goodwin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 01:20 PM (x0n13)

139 Lots of reviewing to be done about that day. Lots of it.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 01:11 PM (BR9DH)

RINOs don't want that, especially Graham and McConnell.
Posted by: DC Elites at September 08, 2024 01:14 PM (2NXcZ)

They can both go to hell with their Democrat buddies.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 01:20 PM (euc5m)

140 131 Cinnamon raisin bagles are my favorite
Posted by: Skip at September

We have a local place that is really lefty and hippy, but the bagels are great. In Alabama, this is rare. They make homemade blueberry bagels that are amazing. I have to remind myself a serving is 1/2 a bagel - I put almond butter and some hemp granola on them and it’s super filling.

They do a 1 week thing coming up soon where they make caramel apple bagels. Oh my goodness. They sell out immediately.

Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 01:21 PM (p4NUW)

141 140 Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 01:21 PM (p4NUW)

Alabama is Jewish by affiliation (in song) to Al Jolson!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 01:22 PM (x0n13)

142 >>>Raisins, in baking, are added to camouflage the rat droppings.
Posted by: The Hard Truth

>Raisins and prunes are an abomination of the devil, and I can't think of one thing they make taste better.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 08, 2024 01:22 PM (XGL1u)

143 Although whitefish salad on a toasted bagel is heaven.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2024 01:23 PM (lL8As)

144 Trump gonna' "review" Pelosi's role in J6? Cuz' that really needs to be looked into.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2024 01:23 PM (Q4IgG)

145 I just checked their website. This is their bagel of the week:

Bagel of the Week - Foodies Taylor Ham
An everything bagel, Taylor ham, egg, American cheese, ketchup, and salt/pepper. Invited by our own Baldwin Country Foodies Group

I am crying.

Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 01:23 PM (p4NUW)

146 Falling asleep in front of the TV or not waking up and going in bed without feeling a thing is preferred, but I know it's not up to me.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 01:04 PM (x0n13)
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Book recommendation:

OUTLIVE

https://tinyurl.com/53ehkh8p

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 08, 2024 01:24 PM (SRx3B)

147 141
Alabama is Jewish by affiliation (in song) to Al Jolson!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September

You may take this back after the bagel of the week. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 01:24 PM (p4NUW)

148 Speaking of Vic (WUT? Off topic??)

Has anyone heard from him lately? There has been so many rumors of his passing. Has anyone been able to verify that?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 08, 2024 01:25 PM (iODuv)

149 JJ, Heard that the Wisconsin Jewish Chronicle sometimes mentions bakeries. No idea if true.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at September 08, 2024 01:25 PM (zudum)

150 You can't make butter or milk from almonds. Also, it takes 1600 gallons of water to make a gallon of ersatz "almond milk", whilst only 4 gallons of water to produce real dairy milk. It's udderly no contest!

Posted by: The DairyCouncil at September 08, 2024 01:26 PM (CV8a5)

151 149 JJ, Heard that the Wisconsin Jewish Chronicle sometimes mentions bakeries. No idea if true.
Posted by: Mrs JTB at September 08, 2024 01:25 PM (zudum)

Will have to look that up!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 01:26 PM (x0n13)

152 You may take this back after the bagel of the week. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 01:24 PM (p4NUW)
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Ironically, an unholy alliance.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 08, 2024 01:26 PM (SRx3B)

153 >Raisins and prunes are an abomination of the devil, and I can't think of one thing they make taste better.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at September 08, 2024 01:22 PM (XGL1u)

Raisins in trail mix almost ruin it.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 08, 2024 01:26 PM (w6EFb)

154
The NY Times and Rasmussen have the same polling results. Trump by a little. In a nationwide poll that means Electoral College blowout for Trump.

Where are the trolls dismissing Rasmussen now?

(To be honest I think Rasmussen over represents (D)'s AND (R)'s at the expense of the (I)'s that are firmly Trump. Factor in the 'shy' Trump voter and I'd be surprised if Kamala even risks showing up for the debate Tuesday night.)

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 08, 2024 01:27 PM (RKVpM)

155 While Alabama may not be the epicenter of bagels, if anyone ever wants Conecuh anything, let me know. We at least have that going for us.

Don’t ask me for white bbq sauce, however. I won’t send it. That stuff is an abomination.

Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 01:27 PM (p4NUW)

156 Afternoon and thx CBD. Israel should tell Biden to go eff itself
Every thing that Israel does however will be met with violent protests on campus. It's controlled by the left and the Islamic countries. The Biden DOJ will do nothing.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 08, 2024 01:28 PM (O8bOp)

157
The NY Times and Rasmussen have the same polling results. Trump by a little. In a nationwide poll that means Electoral College blowout for Trump.

Where are the trolls dismissing Rasmussen now?

(To be honest I think Rasmussen over represents (D)'s AND (R)'s at the expense of the (I)'s that are firmly Trump. Factor in the 'shy' Trump voter and I'd be surprised if Kamala even risks showing up for the debate Tuesday night.)
Posted by: Divide by Zero

===============

Yeah, but Harris is closing in according to Rasmussen. I admit, I can be blackpilled by polls.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 08, 2024 01:29 PM (lCaJd)

158 150 You can't make butter or milk from almonds. Also, it takes 1600 gallons of water to make a gallon of ersatz "almond milk", whilst only 4 gallons of water to produce real dairy milk. It's udderly no contest!
Posted by: The DairyCouncil at September 08, 2024 01:26 PM (CV8a5)

Great line rom Frasier:

"If it doesn't come from a teat, nipple or udder, it isn't milk!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 01:30 PM (x0n13)

159 JFK: Ask not what your country can do for you!

Kamala: Ask not!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Now With Pumpkin Spice! at September 08, 2024 01:31 PM (L/fGl)

160 Hamas delenda est.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at September 08, 2024 01:33 PM (gxokI)

161
Yeah, but Harris is closing in according to Rasmussen. I admit, I can be blackpilled by polls.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 08, 2024 01:29 PM

I enjoy daily tracking polls like Rasmussen, but they sometimes do some strange stuff. As if they rotate through a different group every couple of weeks then return to them again. So you get some strange results on the upside then the downside for a period of days. But if you even out the highs and lows Kamala is done.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 08, 2024 01:34 PM (RKVpM)

162 Raisins in trail mix almost ruin it.
Posted by: Miley

Preach it Sister!!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2024 01:34 PM (WXNFJ)

163 Food Thread!

I guess the Gaza isn't very interesting.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 08, 2024 01:36 PM (+H2BX)

164 My wife is on the phone...speaking Russian...to somebody.

Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2024 01:38 PM (AwYPR)

165 Speaking of Vic (WUT? Off topic??)

Has anyone heard from him lately? There has been so many rumors of his passing. Has anyone been able to verify that?
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 08, 2024 01:25 PM (iODuv)

I don't participate in all threads, but I know he was here a few months ago. If something happened since then, I have no heard.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 01:39 PM (8Cwy0)

166 Congratulations on your latest test report. As much grief as we give modern, western, medicine it keeps many alive and well. Stay engaged.

Posted by: javems at September 08, 2024 01:39 PM (8I4hW)

167 Peanut butter on any flour bread is a winner, even pretzels.

Posted by: Accomack at September 08, 2024 01:40 PM (6HDsc)

168 My wife is on the phone...speaking Russian...to somebody.
Posted by: BignJames at September 08, 2024 01:38 PM (AwYPR)

Check your bank account. If there's an extra $10 mil in there, be careful. Sheriff Merrick is gonna come for you.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 01:40 PM (8Cwy0)

169 Peanut butter on any flour bread is a winner, even pretzels.
Posted by: Accomack

I smash up pretzels and mix them into my ice cream.

Quite the gourmand I am!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 08, 2024 01:41 PM (WXNFJ)

170 Took the kid to the near by Baptist church and she liked it, mostly because the music wasn't earsplittingly loud.

Posted by: Accomack at September 08, 2024 01:41 PM (6HDsc)

171 You can make world class bagels baked in an air fryer. There's a black woman from UK who shows how on YouTube to classical music.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 08, 2024 01:41 PM (wBaIH)

172 Piece of pretzel, scoop of PB, swig of milk and repeat until out of milk or dead

Posted by: Accomack at September 08, 2024 01:43 PM (6HDsc)

173 Remember Paleos in NJ celebrating 9/11 atrocity the day it happened?

I will never forget.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 08, 2024 01:44 PM (wBaIH)

174 I enjoy daily tracking polls like Rasmussen, but they sometimes do some strange stuff. As if they rotate through a different group every couple of weeks then return to them again. So you get some strange results on the upside then the downside for a period of days. But if you even out the highs and lows Kamala is done.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 08, 2024 01:34 PM (RKVpM)

How do they get people to answer their calls?

How many people don't pick up when they don't recognize the number? What's the point of paying ANY attention to a poll, when the pollsters start with an assumption about how many people they should select, who identify with each party?

It's all bullshit. Everyone knows, with or without cheating, the election is going to come down to a few states, and a few hundred thousand votes either way.

If you tell me it's 50/49 or 47/51 or 48/48, what difference does it make.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 01:44 PM (8Cwy0)

175 Y’all. Elon Musk just retweeted and liked one of my posts. I need the fainting couch, please.

Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 01:45 PM (p4NUW)

176 > Piece of pretzel, scoop of PB, swig of milk and repeat until out of milk or dead
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Every once in a while we get those pretzel bites filled with peanut butter. Hard not to eat the entire package in one sitting.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2024 01:46 PM (Q4IgG)

177 175 Y’all. Elon Musk just retweeted and liked one of my posts. I need the fainting couch, please.
Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 01:45 PM (p4NUW)

Fans self! What did you tweet?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 08, 2024 01:46 PM (YiKO5)

178
Y’all. Elon Musk just retweeted and liked one of my posts. I need the fainting couch, please.

Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 01:45 PM

What's your name on Twitter/X if you're comfortable giving it? I'll follow you and you'll have that feather in your cap.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 08, 2024 01:46 PM (RKVpM)

179 What's your name on Twitter/X if you're comfortable giving it? I'll follow you and you'll have that feather in your cap.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September

@piper_moves

Thank you!

Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 01:49 PM (p4NUW)

180 175 Y’all. Elon Musk just retweeted and liked one of my posts. I need the fainting couch, please.
Posted by: Piper

Whoa. That's pretty awesome. Don't know what could top that in the virtual world. Congrats.

Posted by: Wait. You comment elsewhere? at September 08, 2024 01:51 PM (CV8a5)

181 Piper will now be on the Leftist target to be silenced

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2024 01:51 PM (fwDg9)

182
177

Fans self! What did you tweet?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at September

https://tinyurl.com/3euay6wd

It wasn’t even half as clever as I share with y’all, usually by accident. If only Elon knew. Hahahaha.

Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 01:51 PM (p4NUW)

183 God listens J.J. My prayers for you continue.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 08, 2024 01:52 PM (JDH8J)

184
@piper_moves

Thank you!

Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 01:49 PM

Great, following.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 08, 2024 01:52 PM (RKVpM)

185 @piper_moves

Thank you!
Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 01:49 PM (p4NUW)

Just followed you.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 08, 2024 01:53 PM (YiKO5)

186 Y’all. Elon Musk just retweeted and liked one of my posts. I need the fainting couch, please.
Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 01:45 PM (p4NUW)

Fans self! What did you tweet?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 08, 2024 01:46 PM (YiKO5)

Bikini pic?

Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2024 01:53 PM (pQdYo)

187 181 Piper will now be on the Leftist target to be silenced
Posted by: Skip at September

I think I might already be on that list because I won the free cardboard membership for life here.

BUT, this crew knows me best and do you think for a minute that will work? I know you hear my voice in your heads “I will be quiet, but………..*goes on for an hour*…..*ends with if you exercised you would be a happier human*”

Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 01:54 PM (p4NUW)

188 I hope the debate goes really well for Trump - stick to policy and highlight the contrast. If he goes for personal insults, that's all they will be talking about.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 08, 2024 01:55 PM (YiKO5)

189 186
Bikini pic?
Posted by: BurtTC at

I said he liked it, not ran away screaming.

Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 01:56 PM (p4NUW)

190 Whoa. That's pretty awesome. Don't know what could top that in the virtual world. Congrats.
Posted by: Wait. You comment elsewhere? at September 08, 2024 01:51 PM (CV8a5)

ONT Comment of the Week is pretty high up there.

Posted by: Emmie at September 08, 2024 01:56 PM (Sf2cq)

191 False alarm. It’s a fake Elon account. Okay, everyone go back to your normal day.

Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 01:57 PM (p4NUW)

192 Guess I have to try the bikini pic now.

Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 01:59 PM (p4NUW)

193 Following you piper

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2024 02:01 PM (k0Wyd)

194 1WP NOOD

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2024 02:01 PM (fwDg9)

195 The Real Elon liked one of my tweets a while back.

I have moments of adequacy.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 08, 2024 02:02 PM (+H2BX)

196 Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 01:49 PM

Great, following.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at September

Not sure you showed up, but will follow back. I saw a few others, though. Thank you!

Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 02:03 PM (p4NUW)

197 I've seen a number of nics from this site "out there." I presume the more creative/weird ones are the same people. My pseudonym here is the same one I use elsewhere.

I can't keep track of multiple personalities on line. And I only infrequently post elsewhere as the social media and online commenting world is really a sewer.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2024 02:03 PM (Q4IgG)

198 Y’all. Elon Musk just retweeted and liked one of my posts. I need the fainting couch, please.
Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2024 01:45 PM (p4NUW)

can I have your autograph ?!

Posted by: runner at September 08, 2024 02:08 PM (V13WU)

199 172 Piece of pretzel, scoop of PB, swig of milk and repeat until out of milk or dead
Posted by: Accomack at September 08, 2024 01:43 PM (6HDsc)

Remember "Combos"?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2024 02:43 PM (x0n13)

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