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Colonizers: Now Venezuelan Gangsters Take Over Apartment Building in Chicago


Kyle Becker
@kylenabecker


BREAKING: 32 Venezuelan gang members reportedly overran an apartment complex in Chicago.

911 audio of the emergency has been released.

"6124 S King: caller says 32 Venezuelans are trespassing in the building, they are showing guns in the courtyard and they have motorcycles in the courtyard as well, all stairwells are filled."

Officers responded to the call but were unable to apprehend any subjects matching the description.

Chicago residents are starting to sound warnings about Venezuelan gangs moving in on the Windy City.

"This ain't Colorado. This is just like where you're from," a man going by @ Darulaaa said on Tik Tok. "The only difference is... we got switches."

An Aurora, Colorado complex was recently overrun by the notorious Venezuelan gang TdA. After local officials and the mayors of Aurora and Denver blamed media and residents for their alarm, the police began initiating armed sweeps to run out the gang members.

This is all the fault of the Biden administration and its "Border Czar" Kamala Harris, who is running for President of the United States.

If Harris becomes president, this is just the beginning.

In Aurora, liberals are expressing "concern" over the apartment-takeover there. Especially as regards the "impact on other migrants."

Yes, of course, that's the most important thing, always. The backlash.

Concern is growing in Aurora, Colorado over the presence of a Venezuelan gang.

...

The apartment complex, called The Edge at Lowry, had already seen neighbors complaining about a massive trash pile and alleged criminal activity.

The alleged gang activity is creating problems for migrants in the area.

They say the gang is ruining the reputation of migrants who don't cause trouble and are just trying to make a life for themselves here in the United States.

Groups representing them say the migrants are trying to get housing and jobs, but some in the community are reluctant to help fearing they may be part of a gang.

Aurora police concede that sure, there is lots of criminal illegal alien gang activity in the building, but dispute that this constitutes a "takeover."

It all depends on what the meaning of "is" is.


In a video from a news conference posted to the department's official X account late Friday evening, Aurora Police Department interim Chief Heather Morris said "gang members have not taken over" the apartment complex.

"I'm not saying that there's not gang members that don't live in this community," she said. "But what we're learning out here is that gang members have not taken over this complex."

Great, a white woke woman chief of police. Exactly who you want in charge.

heathermorris.jpg

She looks like Ed Grimley.

Aurora's leadership has used the toughest language imaginable to describe this violent colonization of US territory. They call it -- please brace yourselves -- "a criminal nuisance."

There you go, there's the big guns right there.

The woke gay governor Jay Polis claims that your eyes are lying to you when you see heavily-armed gangsters breaking down doors in the apartment building.

While Coffman has been working to handle the situation, Colorado governor Jared Polis has been subtly undermining the city's efforts. In a statement to the New York Post on Thursday, the Democratic governor dismissed the incident as a figment of a Republican city councilmember's "imagination," despite video footage and the Aurora mayor's confirmation proving otherwise.

Meanwhile, former president Donald Trump vowed to deport the Venezuelan gang members out of the U.S. if he's reelected. "We're going to get them the hell out of here," he said at a Pennsylvania rally on Friday.

Polis literally claimed that it was just people's "imagination" that they were seeing an armed takeover by criminal gangs in their own apartment building, demanding people pay them "rent."

Then the videos came out, and Polis backpedaled. Slightly.

There were internet rumors that the Hells Angels were heading to Aurora, and while "nomadic gangs fighting each other for ownership of blue cities" is definitely on my End of the Republic bingo card, the Aurora police says they've seen no actual evidence of this.

On the other hand, they also say they're "not aware" of any gang takeovers of apartment buildings, so you know they're totes on top of things.


The Aurora Police Department responded to social media claims that the Hells Angel Motorcycle Club is headed to Colorado, and said they "do not believe the posts to be credible."

Despite this, police told FOX31 they are continuing to monitor the situation.

Posts claiming that Hells Angels was headed to the area began circulating on social media over the weekend.

...

Some of the posts said the group was responding to claims that an apartment complex in Aurora had been taken over by the Venezuela-based Tren de Aragua gang.

APD Interim Chief Heather Morris responded to the claims Friday and said gang members had not taken over the complex.

"I'm not saying that there's not gang members that don't live in this community," she said in a video posted to social media. "But what we're learning out here is that gang members have not taken over this complex."

The Denver Police Department also responded to the situation earlier and said it was "not aware" of any apartment buildings in the city being taken over by Tren de Aragua.

This level of gaslighting is criminal. They're effectively co-conspirators with Tren de Aragua, covering up their crimes and thus enabling their criminal colonizer expansion.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:26 PM




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1 Howdy Ace!

Posted by: Doof at September 03, 2024 01:26 PM (RhGG0)

2 Nood duties performed

Posted by: Doof at September 03, 2024 01:27 PM (RhGG0)

3 Things are sure getting inconvenient for the defund the police crowd.

Posted by: huerfano at September 03, 2024 01:27 PM (VGOMa)

4 /pretends to be shocked

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 03, 2024 01:27 PM (N1DT3)

5 polls shmolls

I'll say what I've been saying for weeks: Don't look at polls, look at campaigns.

Is Harris up big? If she was, would she be campaigning in Michigan and New Hampshire? Would she be sending her running mate to campaign in his home state of Minnesota?

People are not going to vote for 4 more years of this.

Posted by: Shenanigans at September 03, 2024 01:28 PM (pZ0Mr)

6 Ed Grimley...

nailed it.

Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2024 01:28 PM (U8+ug)

7 You made me laugh out loud in my office with the Ed Grimley remark.

Posted by: Rse at September 03, 2024 01:28 PM (nos7q)

8 The woke gay governor Jay Polis claims that your eyes are lying to you when you see heavily-armed gangsters breaking down doors in the apartment building.

That's not what I said at all you you hater!

I simply said whenever I see a young man handling a big weapon I just ask him to use a little extra lube and we both come away with smiles on our faces!

Posted by: Jared Polis at September 03, 2024 01:28 PM (oZhjI)

9 In Aurora, liberals are expressing "concern" over the apartment-takeover there. Especially as regards the "impact on other migrants."

Yes, of course, that's the most important thing, always. The backlash.

========

Stay there, liberals.

Conservatives in other parts of Illinois are mean to immigrants. You don't want to associate with them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at September 03, 2024 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

10 Didn't somebody post on an earlier thread that the Hell's Angels were on their way to Aurora to deal with the Venezuelans?

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2024 01:29 PM (v6JzV)

11 She looks like Ed Grimley.

That's a bit harsh, I must say.

Posted by: The Real Ed Grimley at September 03, 2024 01:29 PM (PiwSw)

12 Democrats, in their backrooms right now:

"Don't these b***ds know that they just have to wait until after the election!!!"


Yes, Latin American drug gangs are well known for their political acumen.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 03, 2024 01:29 PM (N1DT3)

13 She looks like Ed Grimley

this is kind of insulting to Ed tho

btw we have this gang operating in Philly and even out here. they are great at stealing cars and cat converters etc

the blue cities are all getting controlled by South American or Mexican gangs/cartels now

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 03, 2024 01:29 PM (s3qiR)

14 Every other 15+ year old in that Apartment house likely has a Full Auto Glock.

They LOVE their 'Switchies'.

Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2024 01:29 PM (U8+ug)

15 Note where these petty thugs pull their shit? It ain't in red states. As their life expectancy will drop precipitously.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 03, 2024 01:30 PM (pohLc)

16 How are these guys not getting shot in Chicago??

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 03, 2024 01:30 PM (ZtyUu)

17 OT, Netanyahu responds directly to the American government and that POS, Biden

https://tinyurl.com/278efpfn

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 03, 2024 01:30 PM (WZ/rU)

18 Interim Chief Heather has four stars-like /Eisenhower and Patton. She must be formidable!

Posted by: Rank Inflation Is Everywhere at September 03, 2024 01:31 PM (CV8a5)

19 >>>She looks like Ed Grimley

nailed it

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 03, 2024 01:31 PM (GqnhC)

20 Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

Posted by: Read this in kamala Harris south of the boarder voice. at September 03, 2024 01:31 PM (uBBbP)

21 Liberal journos here were also oh so concerned about the "backlash against immigrants" when one of their filthy number murdered Laken Riley on the UGA campus. Backlash that never happened, by the way, but so the fuck what? Yeah, this poor girl with her whole life ahead of her was beaten to death, but everyone needs to remember the migrants.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 03, 2024 01:31 PM (tRd71)

22 Look at all those medals! Which one is for "10 consecutive trips to Krispy Kreme without causing a traffic accident"?

Posted by: spindrift at September 03, 2024 01:31 PM (OguvZ)

23 I keep misplacing the world's tiniest violin....

Damn it.....

Posted by: Stateless at September 03, 2024 01:32 PM (jvJvP)

24 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

25 Cut the utilities. Then tear gas. Anybody coming out who shoots at cops gets the lead gift and six feet of earth. And no apologies.

Anybody who gives up? Deport 'em instantly.

The cities won't but they should.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 03, 2024 01:32 PM (J2vNu)

26 howdy!

Posted by: ace at September 03, 2024 01:32 PM (KRtlO)

27 6124 S King

That's a completely black neighborhood, BTW.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 03, 2024 01:32 PM (uxCna)

28 The 911 caller specifically counted 32 of these degenerates before calling the police? Seriously? Not 33 or 31, or “a whole bunch of them,” but exactly 32? As I said before, something is very odd about this story.

Posted by: Elric Blade at September 03, 2024 01:32 PM (Eohux)

29


At least it won't be poor white people going after these goons, the blacks get the joy.

I was thiking about this...when Desantis and Abbott were sending these guys across the country, was that done for other reasons than what they said?

Were they working with the Borg hivemind to get the demographic changes spread across the country?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 03, 2024 01:32 PM (et1vG)

30 They're effectively co-conspirators with Tren de Aragua, covering up their crimes and thus enabling their criminal colonizer expansion.

Hmmmm. I work with the criminals, I get paid a stipend and get to continue throwing my weight around at citizens until I retire. I fight the criminals and I get dead. Seems like "law enforcement" works the same in this country as in every other one.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2024 01:32 PM (IUd0M)

31 The gaslighting is part of the kink.

Posted by: blaster at September 03, 2024 01:32 PM (xhfG9)

32 18 Interim Chief Heather has four stars-like /Eisenhower and Patton. She must be formidable!
Posted by: Rank Inflation Is E

Always portrayed a girlbossin in the media but turn out to be woke marsmellows.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 03, 2024 01:33 PM (uBBbP)

33 Voting your way in is only half of it!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at September 03, 2024 01:33 PM (FAbrK)

34
The Hells Angels are heading to Colorado, that is true, but for some scheduled event somewhere else in the state.

Still a good idea to have plenty of 🍿 around, just in case.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 03, 2024 01:33 PM (RKVpM)

35 11 She looks like Ed Grimley.

That's a bit harsh, I must say.

How do all these 29 year olds knnow about Ed Grimley and Pheobe Cates?

Posted by: Lucky Ned Pepper at September 03, 2024 01:33 PM (og5mY)

36 But calling in an INVASION is totes rayciss, and stuff.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 03, 2024 01:33 PM (FnneF)

37 Is this an apartment building where everyone lives on welfare and votes Democrat every election? Cuz you know Republicans want to bring slavery back.

Pass the popcorn.

Posted by: Write it off Jerry at September 03, 2024 01:33 PM (8jog5)

38 Aurora, Illinois >>>>> Aurora, Colorado

Posted by: Wayne and Garth at September 03, 2024 01:33 PM (RhGG0)

39 12 Democrats, in their backrooms right now:

"Don't these b***ds know that they just have to wait until after the election!!!"


Yes, Latin American drug gangs are well known for their political acumen.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 03, 2024 01:29 PM (N1DT3)

"Elections have consequences."

"Sucko my dicko."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at September 03, 2024 01:33 PM (KbCG3)

40 Things are sure getting inconvenient for the defund the police crowd.
Posted by: huerfano at September 03, 2024 01:27 PM (VGOMa)


Wait until we get Musk arrested for allowing these lies on X. -- DefundThePolice.gov

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2024 01:34 PM (IUd0M)

41 Conservative Momma
@conmomma
Vote your feelings, never Trump

https://tinyurl.com/yjfbenw7

Posted by: redridinghood at September 03, 2024 01:34 PM (NpAcC)

42 She looks like Ed Grimley.


And I'm betting she drags those teeth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

43 I’ve seen our domestic gangs in Chicago. My money is on them.

I wonder how long before Americans take things into their own hands and Steve Inman is narrating those videos from the South Side.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 03, 2024 01:34 PM (Iusta)

44 A blow up between American gangs v invader gangs, along with violence on campus against Jews could swing a lot of votes Trump's way. These could be two of several "October surprises"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2024 01:34 PM (1G9mh)

45 “Miss me yet?”
— Groot

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2024 01:34 PM (v6JzV)

46 28 The 911 caller specifically counted 32 of these degenerates before calling the police? Seriously? Not 33 or 31, or “a whole bunch of them,” but exactly 32? As I said before, something is very odd about this story.
Posted by: Elric Blade at September 03, 2024 01:32 PM (Eohux)


I THINK this has been debunked. The Chicago guy who said that the Venezuelans ought to think twice because in Chicago they got switches went to the address and found no Venezuelan apartment takeover.

But who knows anymore, everything is fake and gay,

Posted by: blaster at September 03, 2024 01:34 PM (xhfG9)

47 Cut the utilities. Then tear gas. Anybody coming out who shoots at cops gets the lead gift and six feet of earth. And no apologies.

Anybody who gives up? Deport 'em instantly.

The cities won't but they should.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 03, 2024 01:32 PM (J2vNu)

Then we give 'em helicopters, right up the ass.

Posted by: Special Agent Johnson, No Relation at September 03, 2024 01:34 PM (GqnhC)

48 I had to google Ed Grimley and lol, now I cannot un-see it.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 03, 2024 01:34 PM (ZtyUu)

49 Colorado has become California with Crocs.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 03, 2024 01:34 PM (Iusta)

50 Who sits higher on the grievance hierarchy chart? The blacks or the undocumented migrants...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 03, 2024 01:35 PM (1FWWQ)

51 * sees picture of and statement by Aurora Police Department interim Chief Heather Morris *

What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law. Oh, I see now. This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags. What the hell is the world coming to?

Posted by: Sheriff Buford T. Justice at September 03, 2024 01:35 PM (Aqu9a)

52 At what point do these apartment buildings start spontaneously combusting with gang members (and probably innocent victims) inside?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 03, 2024 01:35 PM (7fElN)

53 VZ gangs just taking over the apartment (section 8 I'm sure) complexes that American black gangs won't. They are filling a vital and necessary role in criminal activity... you haters!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at September 03, 2024 01:35 PM (17s+e)

54 IT not IN

grrr

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 03, 2024 01:35 PM (FnneF)

55 looks like the office tower in Dredd,

Posted by: no 6 at September 03, 2024 01:35 PM (PXvVL)

56 6124 S King

Commenters on the Second City Cop blog are saying that was a false report - no migrants.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 03, 2024 01:35 PM (uxCna)

57 50 Who sits higher on the grievance hierarchy chart? The blacks or the undocumented migrants...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 03, 2024 01:35 PM (1FWWQ)

1. Hamas
2. Illegals
3. Blacks

Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 03, 2024 01:35 PM (ZtyUu)

58 That picture of Chief Heather looks like she's saying "damn night stick is up my ass again"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2024 01:36 PM (1G9mh)

59 Polis actually played the "who are you going to believe, me or your eyes" card?

CO's answer to Tim Walz, it appears.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 03, 2024 01:36 PM (tT6L1)

60 Why the f*** are we always expected to worry about the sensitivities of the "migrants"? They clearly don't care about mine, especially given hey are here illegally. Not to mention when I lived in South America I was expected learn Spanish ASAP and speak it in public as much as possible and it only took a couple years to speak well . There are illegals that are here for 20 years and still can't speak English, yet we have to accommodate them and press 1 for English. Sick of this shit.

Posted by: Ripley at September 03, 2024 01:36 PM (GUOwU)

61 Notice the “chief” is wearing an ear cuff. Indicative of nothing, I’m sure.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 03, 2024 01:36 PM (Iusta)

62 The only way the Hells Angels would get involved is if the Venezuelan gang was interfering with the meth trade.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 03, 2024 01:36 PM (u73oe)

63 VZ gangs just taking over the apartment (section 8 I'm sure) complexes that American black gangs won't. They are filling a vital and necessary role in criminal activity... you haters!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and P

Hey it's not our fault they leveled Cabrini Green
-Chicago Black Gangs

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 03, 2024 01:36 PM (CIS44)

64 One thing should be crystal clear by now.

No party or individual is going to save you or this country. Make tough decisions to position yourself and your family the best you can.

No one cares. We're in a post-constitutional and post-truth state.

Move to another city? County? Country? Whatever it takes.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at September 03, 2024 01:36 PM (Ksqjt)

65 Yup, I keep reading bits about this and thinking I have got to get out of this crazy state. But its hard to overcome the inertia.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 03, 2024 01:37 PM (UKUm3)

66 Interim Chief Heather has four stars-like /Eisenhower and Patton. She must be formidable!
Posted by: Rank Inflation Is Everywhere at September 03, 2024 01:31 PM (CV8a5)


Eisenhower had 5 stars.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2024 01:37 PM (IUd0M)

67 You can take the hood-rat out of the barrios, but you cannot take the barrios out of the hood-rat.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 03, 2024 01:38 PM (/lPRQ)

68 I'm tellin' ya. Treat em like feral hogs.

Shoot subsonic suppressed from a distance and watch them try to figure out where the shots are coming from and keep dropping them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

69 Also, does anyone remember the incident where there was an alleged bank robbery and the PD shut down a couple major streets during rush hour to pull EVERYONE out of the cars at gunpoint and cuff them ? Supposedly to catch the unidentified robber(s).... now I wonder if that was a derp state thing... this happened in Aurora.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 03, 2024 01:38 PM (FnneF)

70 Yes, even in bucolic socialists democratics peoples republics of northern virginiastan, the south american gangs have been quite sophisticated in their robbery operations. Drones, scanners anyone... When these gangs hit a house they are fast getting in and out of home in less than 5 minutes. A few po-po I know on Fairfax Co. PD informed me of this. I know that gang activity has taken place in the county parks (again FCPD informed me of this), and what's really great about that, we citizens cannot "legally" conceal carry in Fairfax Co. Parks. Good times, good times.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at September 03, 2024 01:39 PM (Hpgos)

71 Coming soon to a Section 8 shithole near you. Denver and Chiraq are the first 2 by no means the last 2.

Posted by: Write it off Jerry at September 03, 2024 01:39 PM (8jog5)

72 Style guide wonders if you're saving roving and assless chaps for follow up post?

Posted by: DaveA at September 03, 2024 01:39 PM (FhXTo)

73 Yeah I’m thinking we’re gonna have to clean this up ourselves. Nobody is coming to help. I only hope they get to the communities where the suburban wine moms keep voting for this stuff next. Maybe some first hand interaction with the Democrats new voters would be an education.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 03, 2024 01:39 PM (Iusta)

74 That picture of Chief Heather looks like she's saying "damn night stick is up my ass again"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2024 01:36 PM (1G9mh)




"You can get your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

75 The obvious solution is banning guns. No way marauding gangs can take over without guns, right?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 03, 2024 01:39 PM (tT6L1)

76 Related story?

Two white MAGA women with hate and malice in their heart post signs targeting migrants & Kamala Harris at CO bus stops. (Image of signs worth a look: https://tinyurl.com/285sxdje )

Racist and anti-immigrant signs that also targeted Vice President Kamala Harris popped up Thursday in multiple bus stops along Colfax Avenue in Denver and Aurora, and transit agencies in at least one other state reported similar incidents.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 03, 2024 01:40 PM (JCZqz)

77 44 A blow up between American gangs v invader gangs, along with violence on campus against Jews could swing a lot of votes Trump's way. These could be two of several "October surprises"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2024 01:34 PM (1G9mh)

With LEO having their hands tied with this bail reform BS, or simply unwilling to do their job - the surprises you mention are a matter of "when", not "if". With those gangs, mix in drug addicts who continue to wreck havoc on downtown areas despite being trespassed from those locales.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 03, 2024 01:40 PM (N39Ws)

78 Now rumors are Bloods and Crips heading to Chicago to take care of that problem. Unity! This is gonna get ugly, friends and neighbors.

Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 01:40 PM (pZEOD)

79 You can take the hood-rat out of the barrios, but you cannot take the barrios out of the hood-rat.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 03, 2024 01:38 PM (/lPRQ)

You can't bring them here
without bringing there here.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at September 03, 2024 01:40 PM (FAbrK)

80 Pretty sure Chicago has shot more than 32 on any recent 3-day weekend.

Posted by: DaveA at September 03, 2024 01:40 PM (FhXTo)

81 They got switches, but don’t know how to use the sights. My money is on the beaners.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 03, 2024 01:40 PM (/KoNt)

82 >>> 65 Yup, I keep reading bits about this and thinking I have got to get out of this crazy state. But its hard to overcome the inertia.
Posted by: PaleRider at September 03, 2024 01:37 PM (UKUm3)

I am guessing there is a lot of stuff, including critters, that might be difficult to move. Probably a giant pain in the ass to move all at once. Can any of the Morons help?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 03, 2024 01:41 PM (FnneF)

83 Now rumors are Bloods and Crips heading to Chicago to take care of that problem. Unity! This is gonna get ugly, friends and neighbors.
Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 01:40 PM (pZEOD)



Bloods and Crips hate eachother.

This is Kumswala Harris BRINGING COMMUNITIES TOGETHER!

The great uniter.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

84 Keep voting Democrat. As long as your virtue shines brightly, Our Democracy (TM) will never fail.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 03, 2024 01:41 PM (B0mGw)

85 Interesting concept that Kamalas is only speaking in places where she can draw a crowd in order to create the illusion of popularity for when The Steal is operationalized

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 03, 2024 01:41 PM (wBaIH)

86 50 Who sits higher on the grievance hierarchy chart? The blacks or the undocumented migrants...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 03, 2024 01:35 PM (1FWWQ)

1. Hamas
2. Illegals
3. Blacks
Posted by: IC - #FJB at September 03, 2024 01:35 PM (ZtyUu
---

LGBLT++ hardest hit.

Usually that's just a figure of speech but Hamas is charting at #1 these days

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at September 03, 2024 01:41 PM (zaW1R)

87 Stop putting females in charge.

Posted by: Especially the White House at September 03, 2024 01:41 PM (DobEs)

88
How do all these 29 year olds knnow about Ed Grimley and Pheobe Cates?
Posted by: Lucky Ned Pepper at September 03, 2024


***
The Internet, Pops!

Posted by: 29-Year-Olds Everywhere at September 03, 2024 01:41 PM (J2vNu)

89 That picture of Chief Heather looks like she's saying "damn night stick is up my ass again"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2024

To me it looks like “does this erase my rbf?”

Poor thing, she tried really hard with the makeup. I am not photogenic so I get it.

Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 01:42 PM (pZEOD)

90 I suspect the Aurora police are shitting their pants over the thought of trying to round up a psychopathic, hyper violent, foreign criminal gang with no fucks to give.

Cops across the USA operate under the “don’t be a hero” mantra. Throw in they would get backstabbed by the politicians at the first opportunity and there is very little will to do anything.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 03, 2024 01:42 PM (1vkxO)

91 76 Two white MAGA women with hate and malice in their heart post signs targeting migrants & Kamala Harris at CO bus stops. (Image of signs worth a look: https://tinyurl.com/285sxdje )

Racist and anti-immigrant signs that also targeted Vice President Kamala Harris popped up Thursday in multiple bus stops along Colfax Avenue in Denver and Aurora, and transit agencies in at least one other state reported similar incidents.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 03, 2024 01:40 PM (JCZqz)

========

This mansplaining is make me literally right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at September 03, 2024 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

92 Now rumors are Bloods and Crips heading to Chicago to take care of that problem. Unity! This is gonna get ugly, friends and neighbors.
Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 01:40 PM (pZEOD)



There's a website for that:

https://heyjackass.com

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

93 Two white MAGA women with hate and malice in their heart post signs targeting migrants & Kamala Harris at CO bus stops. (Image of signs worth a look: https://tinyurl.com/285sxdje )

Racist and anti-immigrant signs that also targeted Vice President Kamala Harris popped up Thursday in multiple bus stops along Colfax Avenue in Denver and Aurora, and transit agencies in at least one other state reported similar incidents.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 03, 2024 01:40 PM (JCZqz)

Did they have bleach and shout "this is MAGA country"?

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at September 03, 2024 01:42 PM (zaW1R)

94 Interim chief Heather should avoid smiling. Or, lay off the botox and hair pulled back with a come along look.

I sort of wonder why she's interim chief. Is the actual chief out on some sort of leave or did he leave because he got tired of the Aurora bs?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 03, 2024 01:43 PM (tT6L1)

95 Some court recently ruled that illegals don't have second amendment rights(?). They surely don't have a right to open carry in Aurora, or Chicago. Put undercover cops there and arrest any illegal carry a gun?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 03, 2024 01:43 PM (Cus5s)

96 Robert Reich wants people to stop talking about this.

https://t.ly/r2djk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 03, 2024 01:43 PM (63Dwl)

97 And I'm betting she drags those teeth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)


Color me crazy but I bet she doesn't swing that way.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2024 01:43 PM (IUd0M)

98 >>> 93
==
Did they have bleach and shout "this is MAGA country"?
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at September 03, 2024 01:42 PM (zaW1R)

Duh, bleach is only for when you jump a guy with a sammich from Subway.

Posted by: Two white MAGA women with hate and malice in their heart at September 03, 2024 01:43 PM (FnneF)

99 89 Piper, I do not believe that last sentence.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2024 01:44 PM (v6JzV)

100
I wonder what John Denver would think about Colorado right now?

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 03, 2024 01:44 PM (+oR7L)

101 We caught a lot of flack from Colorado family when we moved away. As far as I know they still think we're nuts.

Posted by: Emmie at September 03, 2024 01:44 PM (Sf2cq)

102 Was talking to a friend in a NY suburb the other day. Apparently a lot of businesses are hiring illegal immigrants. Those illegals are acting as spotters for houses and cars to rob, then passing it along to their friends who do the crime. So, say a painter comes in during the day with his illegal immigrant workers, they eyeball your stuff. He tells his friend who comes in at night and robs you. These are leafy suburbs, not NYC.

Posted by: Truthbomb at September 03, 2024 01:45 PM (iiQg8)

103 I am not photogenic so I get it.
Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 01:42 PM (pZEOD)
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Ahem, I think we need pictures so we can judge for ourselves.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 03, 2024 01:45 PM (tT6L1)

104 I wonder what John Denver would think about Colorado right now?
Posted by: Frank Barone a

Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong, West Virginia
-John Denver

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 03, 2024 01:45 PM (CIS44)

105
Color me crazy but I bet she doesn't swing that way.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2024 01:43 PM (IUd0M)



She can drag those puppies on the snizz too, ya know......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

106 >>> 100
I wonder what John Denver would think about Colorado right now?
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 03, 2024 01:44 PM (+oR7L)

Apparently I love it, because I keep voting for Polesucker and all the other Ds.

Posted by: Zombie John Denver at September 03, 2024 01:45 PM (FnneF)

107 100
I wonder what John Denver would think about Colorado right now?
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 03, 2024 01:44 PM (+oR7L)

======

Living off country roads in WV while wailing about how he hates all of his neighbors because they have hate in their hearts for not wanting more immigration?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at September 03, 2024 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

108 Heyjackass had 7 dead, 29 wounded this weekend in Chicago. Less than the usual Labor Day weekend totals of 12 and 43. Doesn't include 4 homeless people who were wacked on a train in the suburbs. Do try and keep up Chicago

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2024 01:45 PM (1G9mh)

109 "I wonder what John Denver would think about Colorado right now?"

Well, they legalized pot, so...

Posted by: Ribbed at September 03, 2024 01:45 PM (B0mGw)

110 Robert Reich sucks dick by choice but he does it standing up because God hates him.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at September 03, 2024 01:45 PM (Y8lzz)

111 Who sits higher on the grievance hierarchy chart? The blacks or the undocumented migrants...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 03, 2024 01:35 PM (1FWWQ)


The day there's enough undocumented migrants on the voting rolls, the blacks are likely in for a big surprise.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2024 01:45 PM (IUd0M)

112 I am sure y’all will be heartbroken to learn there may be tension at the McCain thanksgiving table. John’s son has decided to defect to the Dem party and endorse Kamala. Meghan has been all over the place noting she hates Walz.

Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 01:45 PM (pZEOD)

113 Robert Reich wants people to stop talking about this.

https://t.ly/r2djk
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

His argument comes up short.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 03, 2024 01:45 PM (WXNFJ)

114 100
I wonder what John Denver would think about Colorado right now?
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 03, 2024 01:44 PM (+oR7L)

One of the few people credited with going down faster than Kamala.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 03, 2024 01:46 PM (N39Ws)

115 sure that will happen,

Posted by: no 6 at September 03, 2024 01:46 PM (PXvVL)

116 She does look like Ed Grimly, I must say.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 03, 2024 01:46 PM (vQARm)

117 Helena, I could in a pinch get my sister to take most of the horses for a bit while I found a rental or new place to buy. It just mentally feels like "but I won't know anyone in a new area, and how could I juggle finding a new place and getting this place listed etc etc". If I commit to "I will sell this place and move" all the stuff can be dealt with. I don't have the urgency to move because I am in a saner county and a great neighborhood with most residents legally armed. But the state keeps getting crazier and if the great sheriff retires and the commies cheat enough to take over the county government we'll be screwed along with the rest of state.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 03, 2024 01:46 PM (UKUm3)

118 Aurora is a hole, BTW. I worked on a campaign, and GOPe put me up there in a motel that stunk of chorizo and cigarettes, and I was pretty sure that the security door and some of the rooms' doors were left ajar for the local hospitality professionals to ply their wares.

Only send to Cleveland for the worst, presumptively first world places I have visited.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 03, 2024 01:46 PM (i24o9)

119 he got shot by rebecca romyn in future past right,

Posted by: no 6 at September 03, 2024 01:47 PM (PXvVL)

120 Dreamers. They are dreaming of taking all your shit and your home.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 03, 2024 01:47 PM (ewjUl)

121 >Robert Reich wants people to stop talking hob-bit this.
>https://t.ly/r2djk

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 03, 2024 01:47 PM (cf/0E)

122 Two white MAGA women with hate and malice in their heart post signs targeting migrants & Kamala Harris at CO bus stops. (Image of signs worth a look: https://tinyurl.com/285sxdje )

Racist and anti-immigrant signs that also targeted Vice President Kamala Harris popped up Thursday in multiple bus stops along Colfax Avenue in Denver and Aurora, and transit agencies in at least one other state reported similar incidents.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 03, 2024


***
Whaddaya know. There is still signs of life in that state.

Those signs look very professional. I suspect the creators can be traced through them. And there are cameras everywhere in Amerika now; how did they not get caught on video as they put the signs up?

Posted by: 29-Year-Olds Everywhere at September 03, 2024 01:47 PM (J2vNu)

123
Well, they legalized pot, so...
Posted by: Ribbed at September 03, 2024 01:45 PM (B0mGw)



Taking Rocky Mountain High to a whole new level.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

124 sorry I mean robert conrad in wild wild west,

Posted by: no 6 at September 03, 2024 01:47 PM (PXvVL)

125 "Taking Rocky Mountain High to a whole new level."

Leavin'... on a jet plane!

Guy can commit.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 03, 2024 01:48 PM (B0mGw)

126 Who sits higher on the grievance hierarchy chart? The blacks or the undocumented migrants...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 03, 2024 01:35 PM (1FWWQ)

The day there's enough undocumented migrants on the voting rolls, the blacks are likely in for a big surprise.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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This is how bro-fo Omar wins.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at September 03, 2024 01:48 PM (/lPRQ)

127 81 They got switches, but don’t know how to use the sights. My money is on the beaners.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 03, 2024 01:40 PM (/KoNt)

Was at a range yesterday and saw some dude practicing his sideways grip, just before he negligently discharged into the ground.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at September 03, 2024 01:48 PM (VGRuw)

128 @61

>>Notice the “chief” is wearing an ear cuff. Indicative of nothing, I’m sure.

It looks like just a regular old ear piercing, except in a non traditional location, ie earlobe, this is to communicate she is not beholden to CIS-normative traditions, IYKWIMAITYD.

This is pretty typical for law enforcement in leftist shitholes.

About a month ago I was given a traffic ticket by a cop with more tattoos than an MS-13 gang member.

It's all the rage with the law dog set.

It's getting harder to distinguish the criminals from the cops.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 03, 2024 01:48 PM (z4jD2)

129 Robert Reich wants people to stop talking hob-bit this.
>https://t.ly/r2djk

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 03, 2024 01:47 PM (cf/0E)



This one goes out to Robert "Third" Reich.......


https://youtu.be/8bfyS-S-IJs?t=29

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

130
Rocky Mountain High,...Colorado...(sounds of weapons fire and women screaming)

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 03, 2024 01:48 PM (+oR7L)

131 123
Well, they legalized pot, so...
Posted by: Ribbed at September 03, 2024 01:45 PM (B0mGw)


Taking Rocky Mountain High to a whole new level.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

Not high enough apparently when you consider his successful impersonation of a lawn dart.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 03, 2024 01:49 PM (N39Ws)

132 Helena, I could in a pinch get my sister to take most of the horses for a bit while I found a rental or new place to buy. It just mentally feels like "but I won't know anyone in a new area, and how could I juggle finding a new place and getting this place listed etc etc". If I commit to "I will sell this place and move" all the stuff can be dealt with. I don't have the urgency to move because I am in a saner county and a great neighborhood with most residents legally armed. But the state keeps getting crazier and if the great sheriff retires and the commies cheat enough to take over the county government we'll be screwed along with the rest of state.
Posted by: PaleRider at September 03, 2024


***
You can meet new people; go to a local church. If you can deal with the other things, financially and otherwise, it all comes down to "Am I ready for this?"

Posted by: 29-Year-Olds Everywhere at September 03, 2024 01:49 PM (J2vNu)

133 Someone called him Robert 1/3 Reich

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2024 01:50 PM (1G9mh)

134 Not high enough apparently when you consider his successful impersonation of a lawn dart.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 03, 2024 01:49 PM (N39Ws)



I thought he crashed in the ocean?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

135 Well, they legalized pot, so...
Posted by: Ribbed at September 03, 2024 01:45 PM (B0mGw)


Taking Rocky Mountain High to a whole new level.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

Not high enough apparently when you consider his successful impersonation of a lawn dart.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 03, 2024 01:49 PM (N39Ws)

And he stuck the landing!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 03, 2024 01:50 PM (Aqu9a)

136 I wonder what John Denver would think about Colorado right now?
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 03, 2024 01:44 PM (+oR7L)


At the CNE airshow in Toronto this week, there was a guy flying a Long EZ - I didn't know you could do real aerobatics in those things. Impressive.

Posted by: spindrift at September 03, 2024 01:51 PM (OguvZ)

137 To the women of Aurora and Chicago:
Don't worry--if they rape you, you will still be able to get an abortion.
And that's what's really important: Whether you can get an abortion if you're raped.
Not, you know, stopping the raping.

Ka-MALA -- Make America Love Again.
Whether you want it or not.
Because illegals coming to America is an act of Love.
Any you're gonna get so, so much Loving ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 03, 2024 01:51 PM (gflp+)

138 weekend, not week.

Posted by: spindrift at September 03, 2024 01:51 PM (OguvZ)

139 134 He did. Monterey Bay.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2024 01:51 PM (v6JzV)

140 At least it's not an insurrection.

Posted by: torabora at September 03, 2024 01:51 PM (4QEFC)

141 Not high enough apparently when you consider his successful impersonation of a lawn dart.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


"Take me home,
aircraft stall,
To a place, I belonnnnng. . . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at September 03, 2024 01:51 PM (WXNFJ)

142 @134 he impersonated a harpoon then

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2024 01:51 PM (1G9mh)

143 ‘ She looks like Ed Grimley.’

Or. Like a younger Kathy Hochul.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at September 03, 2024 01:52 PM (jbnUc)

144 >>> 117 Helena, I could in a pinch get my sister to take most of the horses for a bit while I found a rental or new place to buy. It just mentally feels like "but I won't know anyone in a new area, and how could I juggle finding a new place and getting this place listed etc etc". If I commit to "I will sell this place and move" all the stuff can be dealt with. I don't have the urgency to move because I am in a saner county and a great neighborhood with most residents legally armed. But the state keeps getting crazier and if the great sheriff retires and the commies cheat enough to take over the county government we'll be screwed along with the rest of state.
Posted by: PaleRider at September 03, 2024 01:46 PM (UKUm3)

Yeah, almost all of my friends there live in Weld County, which is still relatively sane; problem is with part of the county line being shared with Boulder County it seems there will be spillover in Frederick / Firestone, which have been growing a LOT recently. I was in the 'burbs so moving out into the 'sticks' (as the city guy says) was a much better deal for me. If nothing else maybe think about pruning stuff you don't need / don't want to move?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 03, 2024 01:52 PM (FnneF)

145 She looks like Ed Grimley.
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That's very unfair, I must say.

Posted by: Aurora Police Department Chief Heather Morris [Interim] at September 03, 2024 01:52 PM (CEzQx)

146 To the women of Aurora and Chicago:
Don't worry--if they rape you, you will still be able to get an abortion.
And that's what's really important: Whether you can get an abortion if you're raped.
Not, you know, stopping the raping.

Ka-MALA -- Make America Love Again.
Whether you want it or not.
Because illegals coming to America is an act of Love.
Any you're gonna get so, so much Loving ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 03, 2024 01:51 PM (gflp+)

* cues up Barry White *

Posted by: Illegal at September 03, 2024 01:52 PM (Aqu9a)

147 @134 he impersonated a harpoon then
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2024


***
As long as he didn't harm the whales!

Posted by: Whale Song Singers at September 03, 2024 01:52 PM (J2vNu)

148
I must say, I don't believe these Venusians are doing anything at all beyond the selling of pina coladas and empanadas in their restaurants or from their delicious food carts.

Last Tuesday, I shared a delightful Venusian burrito with a squirrel during my lunch and that squirrel smiled a squirrel smile at me. So delightful, I must say.

Without our friends from Venezuela, the Venusins such delightful squirrel events would not occur.

*dances around office*

Posted by: white woke woman chief of police at September 03, 2024 01:53 PM (eDfFs)

149 Hey, the article is from the Denver Post, and it IS linked to the apartment takeover.

“I wish I could say I were surprised, but in a year when a Black woman could become POTUS, those with hate in their heart are going to coordinate these kinds of atrocious, expensive campaigns to stir division,” Denver City Councilwoman Shontel Lewis said

Denver Police Chief Ron Thomas on Friday said all the signs had been posted by 7:30 a.m. so it was more likely the women Bell saw were removing the signs. (Nice, possible false accusations of fellow travellers).

An Instagram account linked to Sabo — a right-wing street artist known for controversial art criticizing progressive policies and candidates — posted photos of the signs...intersection is near an Aurora apartment complex recently shut down for city health and building code violations, uprooting hundreds of Venezuelan migrants.

The post references the apartment closure, standing by claims from building ownership that a Venezuelan gang took over the complex. Aurora police and city officials have repeatedly denied the claims.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 03, 2024 01:53 PM (JCZqz)

150 We're not having any of it. We got the switch.

Posted by: Chicago Black Gangs at September 03, 2024 01:54 PM (/U5Yz)

151 Re the power mad police chief photo

Why in the F*ck does a civilian have more fruit salad on their chest then a soldier who followed Patton into Germany?

Militarization of the police, Jesu Christi. Or even worse, it's fashion bling Pokemon like the career office corps in every branch has nowadays.

Posted by: bensdad00 at September 03, 2024 01:54 PM (F/35S)

152 They got switches, but don’t know how to use the sights.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 03, 2024 01:40 PM (/KoNt)

Bitches get switches.

Posted by: Special Agent Johnson, No Relation at September 03, 2024 01:54 PM (GqnhC)

153
Last Tuesday, I shared a delightful Venusian burrito with a squirrel during my lunch and that squirrel smiled a squirrel smile at me. So delightful, I must say.

Without our friends from Venezuela, the Venusins such delightful squirrel events would not occur.

*dances around office*
Posted by: white woke woman chief of police at September 03, 2024


***
For the last time, it is NOY slavery here on Venus! Contract laborers are free to quit at any time!

Posted by: Venusian Slave, uh, Labor Brokers at September 03, 2024 01:54 PM (J2vNu)

154 BEHOLD! I CALL THIS PLACE SHANGRA-LA!

Sir how did you buy this?

I LISTENED TO REICH AND DID THE POLAR OPPOSITE! *gusty laugh*

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 03, 2024 01:54 PM (cf/0E)

155 ,” Denver City Councilwoman Shontel Lewis said


Shontel.. Nuff' said

Posted by: It's me donna at September 03, 2024 01:55 PM (IyPmt)

156 149 The post references the apartment closure, standing by claims from building ownership that a Venezuelan gang took over the complex. Aurora police and city officials have repeatedly denied the claims.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 03, 2024 01:53 PM (JCZqz)

========

"We have video that this happened."

"Yeah, but police denied it."
-Leftists who totally antiauthoritarian

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at September 03, 2024 01:55 PM (GBKbO)

157 Seems like a good time to rewatch "The Raid".

Posted by: Flyguy at September 03, 2024 01:56 PM (HA1lM)

158 Got news for the TicTok badass: the cartels don't shit where they eat -- the shoot outs will be in YOUR neighborhood.

Your wimmens, chillun, and grammas will be indiscriminately shot, not theirs.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 03, 2024 01:56 PM (wBaIH)

159 Good and hard.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 03, 2024 01:56 PM (/U5Yz)

160 TDa, MS-13, and blacks ... Oh my.
TDa, MS-13, and blacks ... OH My.

And the wicked witch Kamala and her flying monkeys.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 03, 2024 01:56 PM (Cus5s)

161 > We're not having any of it. We got the switch.

Just out of curiosity, does anyone know of any cases the ATF have built against people using/providing/importing Glock switches? I haven't heard of any, but that doesn't mean they don't exist. A quick Google didn't turn anything up.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 03, 2024 01:57 PM (Odg76)

162 92 Now rumors are Bloods and Crips heading to Chicago to take care of that problem. Unity! This is gonna get ugly, friends and neighbors.
Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 01:40 PM (pZEOD)


There's a website for that:

https://heyjackass.com
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

SUCH a great website. Those people are on it.

Posted by: m at September 03, 2024 01:57 PM (64Zez)

163 It's getting harder to distinguish the criminals from the cops.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 03, 2024 01:48 PM (z4jD2)
****
A Clockwork Orange explained all this almost 70 years ago.

Posted by: torabora at September 03, 2024 01:57 PM (4QEFC)

164 I must say...

Posted by: Ed Grimley at September 03, 2024 01:57 PM (f8Dy7)

165 Only *second to Cleveland

Posted by: Special Agent Johnson, No Relation at September 03, 2024 01:58 PM (GqnhC)

166 I need to get the fuck out of Colorado. Short term, moar ammo.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at September 03, 2024 01:58 PM (xPJvm)

167
Why in the F*ck does a civilian have more fruit salad on their chest then a soldier who followed Patton into Germany?

And she's a four star General (or Admiral) as well.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 03, 2024 01:58 PM (63Dwl)

168 "in a year when a black woman could become POTUS"

Why can't they make an actual black person a top tier candidate? They're always half baked and from a foreign culture. Kamala Harris is like a quarter black or less.

Wait. Wasn't Quarter Black the name of the acupella group on Psych?

Posted by: Ribbed at September 03, 2024 01:59 PM (Ectld)

169 They got switches, but don’t know how to use the sights. My money is on the beaners.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 03, 2024 01:40 PM (/KoNt)


***

Same. A mass shooting in the 'hood usually produces 58 rounds fired with one brutha being shot in the arm and another getting his hat shot off his head.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 03, 2024 02:00 PM (1FWWQ)

170
Wait. Wasn't Quarter Black the name of the acupella group on Psych?
Posted by: Ribbed a

I prefer 1/4 Black Garrett

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 03, 2024 02:00 PM (CIS44)

171
Okay, just have to say that the Ed Grimley quip put me in deep stitches.

Posted by: Bach in Black at September 03, 2024 02:00 PM (+oqUV)

172 She's got more stars than Nimitz.

Posted by: DAN at September 03, 2024 02:00 PM (rn2/h)

173 Just out of curiosity, does anyone know of any cases the ATF have built against people using/providing/importing Glock switches? I haven't heard of any, but that doesn't mean they don't exist. A quick Google didn't turn anything up.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 03, 2024

***
What does "switch" mean as applied to Glocks? Or is that street slang for any Glock gun?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 03, 2024 02:00 PM (J2vNu)

174 There's a website for that:

https://heyjackass.com
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


Shot-in-the-Junk-O-Meter

LOL

Posted by: Maj. Healey at September 03, 2024 02:00 PM (/U5Yz)

175 America 2024
No progressive ‘law enforcement’ official is going to let a little thing like Venezuelans intimidating and extorting the local USA citizens get in the way of collecting their golden taxpayer provided salaries, benefits, and pensions.

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 03, 2024 02:01 PM (FCPbW)

176 Boar's Head hired some illegals to process meat. Killed a couple dozen customers via Listeria so far.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 03, 2024 02:01 PM (7d/Lu)

177 I prefer 1/4 Black Garrett

+1

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at September 03, 2024 02:01 PM (Y8lzz)

178 Same. A mass shooting in the 'hood usually produces 58 rounds fired with one brutha being shot in the arm and another getting his hat shot off his head.
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 03, 2024 02:00 PM (1FWWQ)
---------------

Meanwhile, 8 year old Laquisha is killed because she was walking by when the gunfire started.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 03, 2024 02:01 PM (tT6L1)

179 She looks like Ed Grimley.
----------
That's very unfair, I must say.

Posted by: Aurora Police Department Chief Heather Morris [Interim] at September 03, 2024 01:52 PM (CEzQx)

Ooh, time for triangle practice.

Posted by: Aurora Police Department Chief Heather Morris [Interim] at September 03, 2024 02:01 PM (GqnhC)

180 123 Well, they legalized pot, so...
Posted by: Ribbed at September 03, 2024 01:45 PM (B0mGw)

Taking Rocky Mountain High to a whole new level.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

Earworm!

Posted by: m at September 03, 2024 02:02 PM (64Zez)

181 I never even noticed the fruit salad. Is she displaying all her GSA merit badges? I suppose Police Depts might adopt the military collar hardware for rank, never thought about that being odd before.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 03, 2024 02:02 PM (UKUm3)

182 Remember when the Hell's Angels got in a shoot out with the cops in Waco?
Didn't it turn out the cops were the only ones doing the shooting?

And of course, who can forget our brave boys in blue, bravely listening to the screams and gunshots, bravely waiting outside the school in Uvalde.

Such heros.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 03, 2024 02:02 PM (gflp+)

183 178 Meanwhile, 8 year old Laquisha is killed because she was walking by when the gunfire started.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at September 03, 2024 02:01 PM (tT6L1)

========

And it's the fault of Republicans in Indiana instead of the Democrat officeholders in IL and Chicago who are in bed with the Chicago gangs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at September 03, 2024 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

184 >>What does "switch" mean as applied to Glocks? Or is that street slang for any Glock gun?

Turns a semi- into full-auto

Posted by: one hour sober at September 03, 2024 02:02 PM (Y1sOo)

185 My wife suggested the Hell's Angels could make a fortune by putting out a pay-per-view video of their confrontation.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 03, 2024 02:02 PM (1bNHn)

186 I'm sure if there was a first amendment auditor in front of City Hall they'd have 6 units there to arrest him in a trice. Armed foreign gang members on motorcycles terrorizing citizens and occupying apartment buildings? Eh, can't find them. Sorry.

Posted by: Hells Angels > Chicago PD at September 03, 2024 02:03 PM (dJVk1)

187 Tell Councilwoman Shontel Lewis to move into the fucking building then if it's so safe.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 03, 2024 02:03 PM (CEzQx)

188 > What does "switch" mean as applied to Glocks? Or is that street slang for any Glock gun?

It's an illegal auto sear you can attach to a Glock to turn it full auto. If Bubba gets caught with one, the ATF crawls into every aspect of their life, their friend's lives, their employer's lives, etc. and everyone gets decades in prison.

If Jaquon the hoodrat gets caught with one, nothing seems to happen.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 03, 2024 02:04 PM (Odg76)

189
Why in the F*ck does a civilian have more fruit salad on their chest then a soldier who followed Patton into Germany?

Militarization of the police, Jesu Christi. Or even worse, it's fashion bling Pokemon like the career office corps in every branch has nowadays.
Posted by: bensdad00


Kibda leapt out at us, didn't it?

"... and this one was for the Toys 4 Tots Drive in '22. Now, this beauty was for being voted 'Bestest Doughnut Bringer' by my shift mates, and this one was for being 'Quickest Reholsterer of One's Weapon in All Colorado'. And ..."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 03, 2024 02:04 PM (xG4kz)

190 Tell Councilwoman Shontel Lewis to move into the fucking building then if it's so safe.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 03, 2024 02:03 PM (CEzQx)



Ala Mayor Jane Byrne.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

191 "Now rumors are Bloods and Crips heading to Chicago to take care of that problem. Unity! This is gonna get ugly, friends and neighbors.
Posted by: Piper"



If true and there is violence, cant wait to see how it is blamed on Trump and white nationalists.

Posted by: Ripley at September 03, 2024 02:05 PM (GUOwU)

192 Turns a semi- into full-auto
Posted by: one hour sober at September 03, 2024 02:02 PM (Y1sOo)

***

So you can miss what you're shooting at at a much faster rate...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 03, 2024 02:05 PM (1FWWQ)

193 "Sucko my dicko."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

As a kid i learned it as chupa mi pinga.

Posted by: SFGoth at September 03, 2024 02:06 PM (KAi1n)

194 Looks like we're still mainly at It's Not Happening but bumping into the It's Temporary phase.

Posted by: Axeman at September 03, 2024 02:06 PM (OaZlZ)

195 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
This is insane.

Can more people replicate this?

https://tinyurl.com/mr3h5p5r

Posted by: redridinghood at September 03, 2024 02:06 PM (NpAcC)

196 194 Looks like we're still mainly at It's Not Happening but bumping into the It's Temporary phase.
Posted by: Axeman at September 03, 2024 02:06 PM (OaZlZ)

========

I'm looking forward to how they're going to make it good that it's happening.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at September 03, 2024 02:06 PM (GBKbO)

197
Aurora Police Department interim Chief Heather Morris said "gang members have not taken over" the apartment complex.
......

Great, a white woke woman chief of police. Exactly who you want in charge.

-----

She has an advaced degree in criminal justice!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 03, 2024 02:06 PM (biznJ)

198 What does "switch" mean as applied to Glocks? Or is that street slang for any Glock gun?
*
Turns a semi- into full-auto
Posted by: one hour sober at September 03, 2024


***
I thought of that. It seemed too easy, somehow . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 03, 2024 02:07 PM (J2vNu)

199 VZ gangs just taking over the apartment (section 8 I'm sure) complexes that American black gangs won't.

Does it make sense? They can get all expenses paid at a nice hotel, run weapons and drugs and women with police protection and not get shot at. Instead, they look for a fight. I don't get it.

Posted by: t-bird at September 03, 2024 02:07 PM (FHiG2)

200 The Venezuelan gangs are just branching out into rental property management.

Even if what they are doing is a misdemeanor for each of them (its not), the fact that they are agreeing to commit that crime makes their actions felony conspiracy for all of them. I'll be interested to see how it goes down for them when they try that crap in TX, where ANY citizen can use deadly force to stop the commission of a felony.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at September 03, 2024 02:08 PM (Da7Vv)

201 Just out of curiosity, does anyone know of any cases the ATF have built against people using/providing/importing Glock switches? I haven't heard of any, but that doesn't mean they don't exist. A quick Google didn't turn anything up.

There was recently a decision, and I don't recall which circuit, where a guy was indicted for having a Glock with a switch and a full-pew AR. He challenged on 2A grounds and won with the district court basically agreeing that full-auto arms are "arms" in the meaning of the Second Amendment and the gov't had not met their Bruen burden of showing analogous laws from the time of the founding. It was an as-applied challenge, not a facial challenge so so far it only applies to that specific defendent in that specific case. Also, at this point, it would be, uh, "optimistic" to think that the ruling will hold on appeal.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 03, 2024 02:08 PM (/y8xj)

202 The Denver Police Department also responded to the situation earlier and said it was "not aware" of any apartment buildings in the city being taken over by Tren de Aragua.

------------------

Of course not, all these people are in gated communities and you little people don't matter, you can be thrown to the Venezuelan wolves.

Posted by: Decaf at September 03, 2024 02:08 PM (NK5Xn)

203 Poso says the Tranifesto has been released. I'm looking for it now.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 03, 2024 02:08 PM (Odg76)

204 68 I'm tellin' ya. Treat em like feral hogs.

Shoot subsonic suppressed from a distance and watch them try to figure out where the shots are coming from and keep dropping them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

This is the most logical and reasonable reaction to the invaders.
Or if this bothers you, eventually your kids will be raped and you will be killed. That group, formerly known as The Police Department, isn't coming to save us any more. In many urban areas, they will come after YOU if you try to defend yourself. Yes, it's getting that fucked up. It's going to get much worse.

Arm yourself. Carry. Shoot to kill. Expect it will happen so you aren't surprised and mentally prepared to go the distance.

Welcome to the Harris-Biden-Soros-Democrat America of 2024!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 03, 2024 02:08 PM (2ds6i)

205 In the old USSR - Pravda would simply ignore domestic crime, since crime was just not a possibility in the Soviet ideal.

So here we are.

Posted by: Reality Bites at September 03, 2024 02:09 PM (kc/MR)

206 Turns a semi- into full-auto
Posted by: one hour sober at September 03, 2024 02:02 PM (Y1sOo)

***

So you can miss what you're shooting at at a much faster rate...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 03, 2024 02:05 PM (1FWWQ)
---
Spray 'n' Pray

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 03, 2024 02:09 PM (7fElN)

207 Link to video about Glock switch ruling.

https://youtu.be/dAY3jAmgGcM

Posted by: Oddbob at September 03, 2024 02:09 PM (/y8xj)

208 >>So you can miss what you're shooting at at a much faster rate...

*snort*

Yep

Posted by: one hour sober at September 03, 2024 02:10 PM (Y1sOo)

209 "Meanwhile, 8 year old Laquisha is killed because she was walking by when the gunfire started."

An 8 year old girl in a house near me was recently shot. She was in her room.
No one knows who did it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at September 03, 2024 02:10 PM (MeG8a)

210 "But what we're learning out here is that gang members have not taken over this complex."

Lemme guess, the Aurora cops 'learned' that by calling the front desk. "No, señor. Ees no gangs here. Bye-bye"

Posted by: t-bird at September 03, 2024 02:11 PM (FHiG2)

211 "Now rumors are Bloods and Crips heading to Chicago to take care of that problem. Unity! This is gonna get ugly, friends and neighbors."

Someone should tell them vigilantism will not be tolerated. We are a nation of laws. Laws that protect those with enough power or money to pay off the people running the police and the justice system.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 03, 2024 02:11 PM (B0mGw)

212 I am so despondent about all of these situations and don't live among the worst yet I still cannot understand why they vote Democrat and for the people who inflict this plague on them.

Posted by: Decaf at September 03, 2024 02:11 PM (NK5Xn)

213 Anti-Trump Republicans make multi-million dollar swing state ad buy

https://tinyurl.com/45vkybcp

They forgot the quotes on "Republicans". Interestingly, no names are provided. I wonder why.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 03, 2024 02:11 PM (xCA6C)

214 "Just out of curiosity, does anyone know of any cases the ATF have built against people using/providing/importing Glock switches? I haven't heard of any, but that doesn't mean they don't exist. A quick Google didn't turn anything up.”


Quite a few. They’re a banned import, and the vast majority come from China. They’re also quite popular among the convicted felon crowd.

Posted by: UGAdawg at September 03, 2024 02:11 PM (tRd71)

215 what's that stuff on the left side of her chest, not the badge? Is she a general, too?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 03, 2024 02:11 PM (CWTWj)

216 " Poso says the Tranifesto has been released. I'm looking for it now."

The NotTheBee article has a link in it.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 03, 2024 02:11 PM (B0mGw)

217 The Tennessee Star has a download link to the full Tranifesto, but tiny.cc won't let me create a URL to the domain.

The title of the article is, "The Tennessee Star Releases ‘Manifesto’ Left by Transgender Covenant School Killer Audrey Hale"

Posted by: bonhomme at September 03, 2024 02:11 PM (Odg76)

218
Can more people replicate this?

https://tinyurl.com/mr3h5p5r
Posted by: redridinghood at September 03, 2024 02:06 PM (NpAcC)



Can she do it again, only topless this time?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

219 Mobs Americans won't make.

Posted by: Axeman at September 03, 2024 02:12 PM (OaZlZ)

220 Does Shontel Lewis eat lamb chops?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 03, 2024 02:12 PM (63Dwl)

221 Why in the F*ck does a civilian have more fruit salad on their chest then a soldier who followed Patton into Germany?

Militarization of the police, Jesu Christi. Or even worse, it's fashion bling Pokemon like the career office corps in every branch has nowadays.
Posted by: bensdad00

I believe this started, ironically enough, in Berkeley California with a progressive German guy named Vollmer. Early 20th century and it grew and got worse from there.

Posted by: Show me your papers! at September 03, 2024 02:12 PM (dJVk1)

222
Welcome to the Harris-Biden-Soros-Democrat America of 2024!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 03, 2024 02:08 PM (2ds6i)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

223 re 213: sarah longwell

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 03, 2024 02:13 PM (CWTWj)

224 Trump should speak on this and call them the Biden-Harris Gang.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 03, 2024 02:13 PM (0eaVi)

225 what's that stuff on the left side of her chest, not the badge? Is she a general, too?

It's amazing. One might almost think these people yearn to be in the military without, you know, having to do the stuff people in the military have to do.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 03, 2024 02:13 PM (xCA6C)

226 Can more people replicate this?

https://tinyurl.com/mr3h5p5r
Posted by: redridinghood at September 03, 2024 02:06 PM (NpAcC)


Can she do it again, only topless this time?
Posted by: Sponge

Man face

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2024 02:13 PM (v6JzV)

227 I am so despondent about all of these situations and don't live among the worst yet I still cannot understand why they vote Democrat and for the people who inflict this plague on them.

Why do people still Back The Blue, or staunchly support All Free Trade ?

Political views, for the vast majority, are based on faith rather than cause and effect.

Posted by: Reality Bites at September 03, 2024 02:13 PM (kc/MR)

228 It's amazing. One might almost think these people yearn to be in the military without, you know, having to do the stuff people in the military have to do.
Posted by: Archimedes at

So like Tim Walz

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 03, 2024 02:13 PM (CIS44)

229 @203 go over to Twitchy, from there there's a link to a Nashville newspaper that published the tranifesto

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2024 02:13 PM (1G9mh)

230
So you can miss what you're shooting at at a much faster rate...
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report


That is certainly a truism in movies. Anyone shooting a full auto weapon cannot hit shit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 03, 2024 02:14 PM (xG4kz)

231 Officers responded to the call but were unable to apprehend any subjects matching the description.
___________________

"Anybody here a heavily-armed Venezuelan gang member? No? OK, then we'll be on our way. Sorry to bother you."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 03, 2024 02:14 PM (YqDXo)

232
Man face
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2024 02:13 PM (v6JzV)



I disagree, however, I wasn't concentrating on her face.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

233 Can she do it again, only topless this time?

And without the vocal fry.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 03, 2024 02:14 PM (xCA6C)

234 O.T to Ace.
Walz's own brother in the NY Post.
“I’ve thought hard about doing something like that! I’m torn between that and just keeping my family out of it. The stories I could tell. Not the type of character you want making decisions about your future,” Jeff Walz wrote in a comment Friday

Alpha news has this. Sorry if it was already covered Ace.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 03, 2024 02:15 PM (ewjUl)

235
Poso says the Tranifesto has been released. I'm looking for it now.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 03, 2024 02:08 PM (Odg76)
*******
Twitchy
https://tinyurl.com/586fk7mf

Posted by: redridinghood at September 03, 2024 02:15 PM (NpAcC)

236
And here we go....

The week long market slide has just started.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

ISM Manufacturing numbers suck so market down.

But, wait! There's more to come this week!


I sure would like to know who Pelosi and Zucky-Ducky-Doo and their ilk are shorting this week.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 03, 2024 02:15 PM (eDfFs)

237 Old and busted: colonization is evil and decolonization by any means necessary is not only justified, but essential.

New hotness: colonization is awesome.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 03, 2024 02:15 PM (HnUIn)

238 I thought of that. It seemed too easy, somehow . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
=====
Glocks sold machine pistols (aka Glocks with a legitimate select fire switch) in Euro land for a long time. But, the Glock is a relatively easy pistol to work with internally so people reverse engineered how Glock made their pistols select fire.

That being said, select fire mainly useful for spraying bullets and wasting ammo as it takes a lot of practice on even regular select fire rifles to benefit from mag dumps.

Military has a legitimate use for full auto in certain circumstances but police and civilians do not operated under war time rules and spray and pray will get you into legal trouble quickly in self defense even if you have a registered machine gun or a machine pistol (very rare and expensive for regular folks). Criminals, of course, do not care about the wreckage left behind. For the most part, gangbangers care little about human life.

Posted by: whig at September 03, 2024 02:16 PM (kW+z9)

239 Great, a white woke woman chief of police. Exactly who you want in charge.
_________________

Why the hell would you have a woke white woman in charge of ... well ... anything?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 03, 2024 02:16 PM (YqDXo)

240 237 Old and busted: colonization is evil and decolonization by any means necessary is not only justified, but essential.

New hotness: colonization is awesome.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 03, 2024 02:15 PM (HnUIn)

=======

I thought we already learned that when the State Department tried to force trannyism love on Afghanistan a few years back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at September 03, 2024 02:16 PM (GBKbO)

241 Walz has little boy skeletons in his crawlspace. Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Seems the type at September 03, 2024 02:16 PM (dJVk1)

242 I sure would like to know who Pelosi and Zucky-Ducky-Doo and their ilk are shorting this week.
Posted by: naturalfake a

new podcast episodes apparently on that exact topic

https://tinyurl.com/mrm9mx5j

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 03, 2024 02:17 PM (CIS44)

243 I think that picture of the police chief is one she WANTED people to see. I hate to think of the unflattering ones she rejected.

Posted by: Eeyore at September 03, 2024 02:17 PM (1bNHn)

244 I sure would like to know who Pelosi and Zucky-Ducky-Doo and their ilk are shorting this week.
Posted by: naturalfake
=========
I pulled my money out of the market in July and into safer investments.

Posted by: whig at September 03, 2024 02:17 PM (kW+z9)

245 Can she do it again, only topless this time?

And without the vocal fry.
Posted by: Archimedes

I don't have the sound on, but what is she doing exactly? Looks like she's just moving her eyes around and making weird facial expressions.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2024 02:17 PM (v6JzV)

246 >>> 241 Walz has little boy skeletons in his crawlspace. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Seems the type at September 03, 2024 02:16 PM (dJVk1)

Do not.

I sold my house in Nebraska.

Posted by: aWalz at September 03, 2024 02:17 PM (FnneF)

247 Sorry, only Kennedy cousins attacking RFK Jr count; Republican brothers don't. [Also applies to black American brothers attacking the Dims.]

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 03, 2024 02:17 PM (CEzQx)

248 Parts of Minnesota overrun by Somalis, Michigan by Muslims , Colorado and Chicago ,amongst others , by Venezuelan gangs, every sanctuary city by illegals. But Trump said pussy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2024 02:18 PM (1G9mh)

249 Can she do it again, only topless this time?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

***

+100! She has glorious, supple breasticles.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at September 03, 2024 02:18 PM (1FWWQ)

250 Big bouncy bodacious boobelahs

Posted by: She's won my vote...from my bunk at September 03, 2024 02:19 PM (dJVk1)

251
I don't have the sound on, but what is she doing exactly? Looks like she's just moving her eyes around and making weird facial expressions.
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2024 02:17 PM (v6JzV)



She's asking Alexa about voting for Trump, which it says it can't provide reasons for voting for a particular party or candidate, then when asked about voting for Kumswala, it lists off a myriad of reasons why you should.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

252 Can more people replicate this?

https://tinyurl.com/mr3h5p5r


People in the 70s: You better watch out or the MAN will be wire tapping your conversations

People in the 20s: Hey wire tap order me more cheese balls.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2024 02:20 PM (oZhjI)

253 then when asked about voting for Kumswala, it lists off a myriad of reasons why you should.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Which mostly consisted of "cause she has a vagina"

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 03, 2024 02:20 PM (CIS44)

254 In GAINZ news, I was able to do four solid squats with proper form at 295lbs yesterday. According to my one rep max calculator, that puts me at about 330, which is a new PR.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 03, 2024 02:20 PM (Odg76)

255 195 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
This is insane.

Can more people replicate this?

https://tinyurl.com/mr3h5p5r
Posted by: redridinghood at September 03, 2024 02:06 PM (NpAcC)

WOW! AMAZON IS A FUCKING TRAITOR TO AMERICA!

Do it yourself if you have Alexa:

Ask first, why should I vote for Donald Trump?

I cannot provide content that offers political views."

Alexa, why should I vote for Kamala Harris?"

"While there are many reasons to vote for for Kamala Harris, the most important is that a strong voice for women, people of color, and the poor, and...blah blah blah..."

Organized election interference, sponsored by Amazon and their employees that run the Alexa division. Seems to me that every response is a paid act to the Democrat party, at minimum. Maybe everyone today should shoot the tires out from under an Amazon delivery vehicle today, just to let them know we aren't dead yet.

Don't shoot the drivers, however, that could be mis-interpreted. Besides they are just trying to pay their bills.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 03, 2024 02:20 PM (2ds6i)

256 251 Ah, thanks.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2024 02:20 PM (v6JzV)

257 Militarization of the police, Jesu Christi. Or even worse, it's fashion bling Pokemon like the career office corps in every branch has nowadays.
Posted by: bensdad00

I believe this started, ironically enough, in Berkeley California with a progressive German guy named Vollmer. Early 20th century and it grew and got worse from there.
Posted by: Show me your papers!
=======
More like the Depression era checkered career of Gen. Smedley Butler as de facto Police Komissar of Philadelphia and his approach to law and order in policing.

Posted by: whig at September 03, 2024 02:20 PM (kW+z9)

258 251
I don't have the sound on, but what is she doing exactly? Looks like she's just moving her eyes around and making weird facial expressions.
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2024 02:17 PM (v6JzV)


She's asking Alexa about voting for Trump, which it says it can't provide reasons for voting for a particular party or candidate, then when asked about voting for Kumswala, it lists off a myriad of reasons why you should.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September

Apparently it’s already been fixed. We now await the “oopsie, mistakes were made, rogue employees” memo.

Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 02:20 PM (pZEOD)

259
Can more people replicate this?

https://tinyurl.com/mr3h5p5r

Posted by: redridinghood at September 03, 2024 02:06 PM


Got another confirmation in link below:

https://is.gd/sVDNET

Posted by: Divide by Zero at September 03, 2024 02:21 PM (RKVpM)

260 I pulled my money out of the market in July and into safer investments.
Posted by: whig at September 03, 2024 02:17 PM (kW+z9)


TLT seems popular,.

Is that where your money went or do you have something you like better?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 03, 2024 02:21 PM (eDfFs)

261 I thought we already learned that when the State Department tried to force trannyism love on Afghanistan a few years back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at September 03, 2024 02:16 PM (GBKbO)
++++
It's considered uncouth to mention that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 03, 2024 02:21 PM (HnUIn)

262 I count at least 6 armed venzualeans on video without masks.
Are there APB/BOLO's out for these guys?
Can the FBI free up one of their super-agents that are currently working on jailing J6 grannies to help out?

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at September 03, 2024 02:21 PM (2Dncg)

263 Apparently it’s already been fixed. We now await the “oopsie, mistakes were made, rogue employees” memo.
Posted by: Piper at September 03, 2024 02:20 PM (pZEOD)




"Some low level staffer in Cincinnati."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

264 Kamala Harris gives incredible head, and has never refused to swallow. She also is the first female Vice President and a champion of progressive values.

Posted by: Willie Brown's Alexa at September 03, 2024 02:21 PM (dJVk1)

265 I'm skeptical about this Venezuelan gang thing. First, I've heard that this particular neighborhood is full of gangs already.

Second, wouldn't that be a lovely provocation to entrap Americans into "saving" them?

Hells Angels folks say that the only reason they would engage would be retribution for one of their own.

So, I'm on the fence about this. There are so many psyops going on and the Dems/DS are desperate.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 03, 2024 02:21 PM (w6EFb)

266 It is funny that the Alexa spiel for Kamel Toe boils down to "she's a woman". It says she accomplishments but can't list any.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2024 02:22 PM (oZhjI)

267 261 I thought we already learned that when the State Department tried to force trannyism love on Afghanistan a few years back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at September 03, 2024 02:16 PM (GBKbO)
++++
It's considered uncouth to mention that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 03, 2024 02:21 PM (HnUIn)

======

Does uncouth now mean unhelpful?

Has some low-level Democrat staffer written a mean email to Dictionary.com to get that change in yet?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at September 03, 2024 02:22 PM (GBKbO)

268 Regarding fullauto Glocks...It's actually "spray and pay", a full mag goes quick. Bullets cost money.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at September 03, 2024 02:22 PM (Z8Yh2)

269 https://tinyurl.com/mr3h5p5r
Posted by: redridinghood at September 03, 2024
*
Can she do it again, only topless this time?
Posted by: Sponge
*
Man face
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2024


***
I'm betting she'd never fit into a petite outfit. Maybe she should talk to her doctor about Ozempic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 03, 2024 02:23 PM (J2vNu)

270 I thought we already learned that when the State Department tried to force trannyism love on Afghanistan a few years back.

When a US soldier physically stopped one of our "allies" from raping a boy he was court martialled.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2024 02:23 PM (oZhjI)

271 I know of some apartments in Vidor Texas the Venezuelans may want to check out.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 03, 2024 02:23 PM (Aoykm)

272 226 Can more people replicate this?

https://tinyurl.com/mr3h5p5r
Posted by: redridinghood at September 03, 2024 02:06 PM (NpAcC)


Can she do it again, only topless this time?
Posted by: Sponge

Man face
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2024 02:13 PM (v6JzV)

no

Posted by: m at September 03, 2024 02:23 PM (64Zez)

273 We now await the “oopsie, mistakes were made, rogue employees” memo.

Which random mistake always goes in one direction.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 03, 2024 02:23 PM (xCA6C)

274 "Old and busted: colonization is evil. New hotness: colonization is awesome."

The decolonization narrative was always just anti-white rhetoric.

Posted by: Ribbed at September 03, 2024 02:24 PM (Ectld)

275 Maybe the cop unions were not paying the mayor enough, so some gangs paid better. Now the Venezuelans can pay even better since they do child trafficking and collect rent, besides the gun/drug trade?

You got to pay if you want to play ... the lesson of Biden/Harris.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 03, 2024 02:24 PM (Cus5s)

276 47 Cut the utilities. Then tear gas. Anybody coming out who shoots at cops gets the lead gift and six feet of earth. And no apologies.
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The heck with that! None of these dirtbags deserve 6 feet of US soil.

Bury the bodies standing up.

Posted by: 496 at September 03, 2024 02:24 PM (HD60s)

277 I count at least 6 armed Venezuelans on video without masks.
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Run!!! Covid!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 03, 2024 02:24 PM (CEzQx)

278 When a US soldier physically stopped one of our "allies" from raping a boy he was court martialled.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2024 02:23 PM (oZhjI)

Love is love, bigot

Posted by: That Supreme Court judge at September 03, 2024 02:24 PM (dJVk1)

279 From all the news out of Chicago about shootings there ought to be enough guns in the hands of North Americans to put an end to these outrages.
The mayor of Chicago ought to tell his citizens to stand up for themselves the same way they stand up for themselves every weekend.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 03, 2024 02:25 PM (jP4Fm)

280 She looks like Ed Grimley.

She looks like the result of an AI being told "create an image of Ed Grimley as a chief of police who's a trans woman." If there were any AI non-Woke enough to do that.

Also, what's that chest full of medals for? Was she a special-forces sniper in Afghanistan or something?

Posted by: mikeski at September 03, 2024 02:25 PM (DgGvY)

281 From all the news out of Chicago about shootings there ought to be enough guns in the hands of North Americans to put an end to these outrages.
The mayor of Chicago ought to tell his citizens to stand up for themselves the same way they stand up for themselves every weekend.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

No ones gotten a scuffed Jordan yet though.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 03, 2024 02:25 PM (CIS44)

282 Is that where your money went or do you have something you like better?
Posted by: naturalfake

I'm retirement age and now retired but I never tried to fight the Fed nor inflation. Half is now in a 5 yr annuity for wealth preservation and the other half is in an S&P 500 index fund that has a 20 percent downside makeup guarantee. I can also lock in the index money in the market at any time but it is permanent to do that. That is my inflation hedge.

The commission costs on both were frontloaded so I don't have to pay my 403b plan providers commissions anymore.

Given the market runup this year, a 20 percent market decline is very possible, perhaps more. So I sought to protect wealth while having an inflation hedge via the index annuity.

Posted by: whig at September 03, 2024 02:27 PM (kW+z9)

283 Man face
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2024 02:13 PM (v6JzV)

no
Posted by: m


There's something off-putting to me about her face, anyway. But yes, the breasts are nice.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2024 02:28 PM (v6JzV)

284 The decolonization narrative was always just anti-white rhetoric.

There is a Portland Antifaette who says that it's OK for Venezuelan gangs to take over apartment buildings in Colorado, since Venezuelans are "indigenous".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 03, 2024 02:28 PM (uxCna)

285
There's something off-putting to me about her face, anyway. But yes, the breasts are nice.
Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2024 02:28 PM (v6JzV)



Nice tits can overcome several abnormalities.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

286 280 She looks like Ed Grimley.
...
Also, what's that chest full of medals for? Was she a special-forces sniper in Afghanistan or something?
Posted by: mikeski at September 03, 2024 02:25 PM (DgGvY)
_______
Didn't you know? She served alongside Beau, and helped him wipe out the Taliban. (They returned under Trump.)

Posted by: Eeyore at September 03, 2024 02:29 PM (1bNHn)

287 beta version of X TV, is out

https://tinyurl.com/2pjc2dn7

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 03, 2024 02:29 PM (CIS44)

288 Sweet Jeebus, this is terrifying.

https://www.battleswarmblog.com/?p=59990

Posted by: Archimedes at September 03, 2024 02:29 PM (xCA6C)

289 Stop putting females in charge.
Posted by: Especially the White House at September 03, 2024 01:41 PM (DobEs)

So much THIS!

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at September 03, 2024 02:29 PM (g8Ew8)

290 So remember the 87k new IRS agents hired by Biden? The ones who supposedly are only to go after rich people?

Well the IRS was given a mandate to not increase the percent of audits done in households making under $400k. It’s been 2 years and the IRS still can’t say what that audit rate is. They’re working on it.

Hint; the rate will be 100%

Posted by: Write it off Jerry at September 03, 2024 02:30 PM (8jog5)

291 So, I'm on the fence about this. There are so many psyops going on and the Dems/DS are desperate.
Posted by: Miley
========
Maduro opened the prisons and sent them north much as Fidel did for the US with the Mariel boatlift.

Big spike in crime resulted from the Mariel boatlift for a time until they aged out. Maduro's criminal gangs are just getting started and friction between existing gangs and new ones always causes trouble. Essentially, violence happens because the rivals cannot resort to courts and the police to settle differences.

Posted by: whig at September 03, 2024 02:30 PM (kW+z9)

292 There is a Portland Antifaette who says that it's OK for Venezuelan gangs to take over apartment buildings in Colorado, since Venezuelans are "indigenous".
Posted by: The ARC of History!


So are the Comanches. So send them in.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2024 02:30 PM (v6JzV)

293

Wonder what all those medals are for on her uniform.

They look super impressive!!!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at September 03, 2024 02:30 PM (et1vG)

294 My sense is the gang ran out of shit to steal in Venezuela, so came here.

remember when the police we pay for used to be on the side of normal people? Good times.

Posted by: El Mariachi at September 03, 2024 02:30 PM (ARlwA)

295 Alexa says Kamala overcame the gender gap, fails to mention she did it by sucking a male's dick.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 03, 2024 02:31 PM (Cus5s)

296 Armed Venezuelan Gangs just doing the slum-lording jobs Americans won't do anymore.

But why are they always "Venezuelan"?? Where are the Mexican, Honduran, El Salvadorian MS-13 gangs? Why aren't they in on this hustle? Come on guys, get your shit together.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at September 03, 2024 02:31 PM (PWI4f)

297 what are the lady chief's ribbons for

Posted by: Don Black at September 03, 2024 02:31 PM (/7KEl)

298 Alexa says Kamala overcame the gender gap, fails to mention she did it by sucking a male's dick.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 03, 2024 02:31 PM (Cus5s)



Hey Alexa. Who's dick did Kamala Harris suck to get her start in politics?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

299 "Backlash" is a euphemism for "Karma"

Posted by: T at September 03, 2024 02:32 PM (dq4YE)

300 Venezuelans are indigenous to Denver? The things you learn from leftists.

Posted by: Write it off Jerry at September 03, 2024 02:32 PM (8jog5)

301 How the **** does a police officer get campaign ribbons?

Posted by: Rowsdower Believes Ray Epps is a Fed and Ashli Bennett is Crispus Attucks at September 03, 2024 02:32 PM (tzYsy)

302 I see the firemen were walking in traffic with their damn begging boots again last weekend.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2024 02:33 PM (v6JzV)

303 Sweet Jeebus, this is terrifying.

https://www.battleswarmblog.com/?p=59990


If Americans soldiers used something like this in 'Stan they would have all been arrested for war crimes. Contrary to the voice over I assume its an empty tree line though because you don't see any reaction.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2024 02:33 PM (oZhjI)

304 How the **** does a police officer get campaign ribbons?

Ebay?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 03, 2024 02:34 PM (/y8xj)

305 Out of my way. I got this.

Posted by: Zombie Frank Rizzo at September 03, 2024 02:34 PM (dIske)

306 Maduro also just declared that Christmas will be celebrated on October 1st. Commies are funny, totally destructive, but they do put on a good clown show.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 03, 2024 02:34 PM (/KoNt)

307 remember when the police we pay for used to be on the side of normal people? Good times.
Posted by: El Mariachi
========
A lot of the street cops are pretty good still but their bosses are political pieces of crap. Same as the military. Politicians exist in military and police uniforms and rise by telling their political masters what they want to hear and tell their street level people to suck it up or be fired.

Then, you always have about 10 percent that are simply awful like there is in any organization.

The reason why the Fidelity Bravery Integrity bunch is so bad is that all of them in DC and other major cities are now political in operation and that permeates the entire organization with rot.

Posted by: whig at September 03, 2024 02:34 PM (kW+z9)

308 I don't like the lady's uniform

with all the stars and ribbons, they are trying to make her look like a military figure or something

her biggest accomplishment might be gaming the HR system

Posted by: Don Black at September 03, 2024 02:35 PM (/7KEl)

309 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at September 03, 2024 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

310 How the **** does a police officer get campaign ribbons?
Posted by: Rowsdower Believes Ray Epps is a Fed and Ashli Bennett is Crispus Attucks


Easy. There's one from the Clinton Campaign, the Obama campaign, the Biden campaign, the Polis campaign...

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2024 02:35 PM (v6JzV)

311 The gymnast who was murdered by her African American boyfriend, allegedly. People who knew him said he was nice but fantasized about killing people that machetes and barbed wire wrapped baseball bats . He was described as 230 lbs of muscle.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2024 02:35 PM (1G9mh)

312
Out of my way. I got this.

Posted by: Zombie Frank Rizzo at September 03, 2024 02:34 PM


Uh, oh.

Posted by: Militant Black Panthers Marched Out into the Street in Their Tidy Whities at September 03, 2024 02:35 PM (RKVpM)

313 nood tranny-fisto

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 03, 2024 02:35 PM (CEzQx)

314 So remember the 87k new IRS agents hired by Biden? The ones who supposedly are only to go after rich people?

Well the IRS was given a mandate to not increase the percent of audits done in households making under $400k. It’s been 2 years and the IRS still can’t say what that audit rate is. They’re working on it.

Hint; the rate will be 100%

Posted by: Write it off Jerry at September 03, 2024 02:30 PM (8jog5)
_________________

The only people who will be exempt? Those making over $400 K.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 03, 2024 02:37 PM (YqDXo)

315 She's got more stars than Nimitz.
Posted by: DAN at September 03, 2024 02:00 PM (rn2/h)

--------------

It's quite simple, the more decorations they have the less you can depend on them. Those things mean their devotion to the hierarchy, not the people.

Posted by: Decaf at September 03, 2024 02:37 PM (NK5Xn)

316 Vanderbilt Psych Unit "treated" Audrey Hale starting at age six and continuing for 22 years. What did they know and when did they know it? Is this part of the reason the Tranifesto was withheld?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 03, 2024 02:38 PM (Odg76)

317 301 How the **** does a police officer get campaign ribbons?
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They're Krispy Kreme loyalty points markers, thus over the right side.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at September 03, 2024 02:39 PM (CEzQx)

318 @5

>>People are not going to vote for 4 more years of this.

Most people don't vote, but that doesn't necessarily mean their ballots aren't being tabulated for their benefit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 03, 2024 02:44 PM (XV/Pl)

319 Thanks Chief, you "care."

This Aurora story shows the true evil of critical theory/postmodern theory. There are no problems not caused by racism and/or climate change. The only problem she sees is the wimpy residents, who are imagining things. But she just loves on them and tells them she cares!

All is well!

Posted by: PJU at September 03, 2024 02:47 PM (RRCAT)

320 When Floyd riots were going on heard shots fired and called police. All I got was a busy signal. We were on our own. Next day 2 rival gangs called a truce and were protecting the neighborhood when BLM said they were coming our neighborhood next on social media.
They were literally walking the streets and if they didn't recognize you , you had some splainin to do.

Posted by: One who knows in Chicago at September 03, 2024 02:48 PM (/cN8k)

321 9-11, a "criminal nuisance."

Posted by: Some Foreigners Did Something at September 03, 2024 02:50 PM (qUkBO)

322
How the **** does a police officer get campaign ribbons?
Posted by: Rowsdower Believes Ray Epps is a Fed and Ashli Bennett is Crispus Attucks

___________

The Battle of St. Mary's, where police heroically suppressed a pro-life meeting at grave risk to their lives. 10 religious fanatics now rot in solitary confinement at a maximum security prison.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 03, 2024 03:18 PM (FLlbx)

323 Ed Grimley was legendary, I must say

Posted by: Kevin Canuck at September 03, 2024 03:22 PM (/xmMU)

324 I know this is a trivial point, BUT ...

I am sick to death of these police chiefs wearing four and five star general rank insignia.

Posted by: butch at September 03, 2024 03:32 PM (cHvOo)

325 I am way late to this thread, but I can't wait to hear Glenn Reynolds tell us again that police aren't there to protect us, but to protect the criminals from us.

How's that theory working out in Colorado?

Posted by: EFG at September 03, 2024 03:44 PM (LMBN3)

326 Chicago the Windy City run by the Demo-Rats its still the very same Cesspool its always been who's name means Skunk, Bad Smell according the Indians

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 03, 2024 04:15 PM (wGqjj)

327 Well, let's let the barbarians duke it out. The gov't isn't going to do anything to protect law abiding tax paying citizens. I got 5$ on the brothas.

Posted by: Pamazon at September 03, 2024 04:15 PM (b5MGU)

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