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The Morning Report — 8/30/24

Good Morning Kids. Well, to be perfectly fair, when Kamala Harris states, in response to the accusations of her flip-flopping on her positions regarding every issue under the sun, her assertion that her "values have not changed" is indeed 1,000% truthful, honest and accurate. That's because she is a committed Marxist-Leninist whose entire adult life has been devoted to the dismantling of this nation as founded, all in service to that goal as she attains power and influence and a prime position on top of the smoldering ruins.

Like every other Leftist politician, flip-flopping on issues, is merely the stock in trade that they see as necessary to convince us despicable, "DEPLORABLE!" rubes in flyover country who "bitterly cling to our guns and Bibles" to not believe our lying eyes and convince us that they're as American as baseball, hotdogs, apple pie and Chevrolet, as opposed to gulags, tree bark soup and drag queen story hour.

Unfortuntately, considering the track records of far too many in the GOP over the course of many election cycles now (even going back to IKE who didn't lift a finger to try and reverse any of the New Deal) who promise the moon if we only vote harder, flip-flopping is not the lone purview of Leftists.

while this pre-canned, pre-digested "interview" of Harris and her emotional support white man was a dumpster fire, the true believers who will still reflexively vote for them and stuff ballot boxes for them will likely not see it that way.

Did you catch Kamala Harris' first "interview" as the Democrat Party nominee for president? It was pretty much everything you'd expect from an interview conducted by CNN. Lots of softball questions, lots of word salad responses. 

CNN anchor Dana Bash actually asked some decent questions, but what really struck me about the interview was that Kamala Harris, more often than not, avoided answering most of the questions, and Bash didn't seem to be concerned with getting an actual answer.

You knew things were going to be bad when Harris really struggled to give a coherent answer to the cliché question about what she would do on "on day one."

. . . While Dana Bash asked some decent questions of Harris and Walz, she also asked plenty of softball questions that were a complete waste of time. Now, again, this was 18 minutes of actual interview that was aired, reportedly trimmed down from something longer, so it's no shock that so much of the interview was fluff and softball questions, and it's no shock that Dana Bash never called Harris out for blatantly lying. It's also not shocking that Kamala was never presented with clips of her own words endorsing the exact opposite of what she claims to be about now. And Walz wasn't pressured to explain why he lied about his service, his DUI arrest, and about using IVF. Bash just accepted his longwinded and weak response about his "grammar" sometimes being wrong as a legitimate explanation. . .

. . . Trust me, you'll never see Donald Trump get such an easy interview. Not even from Fox News. Kamala was asked about the "iconic" photo of her giving her speech at the DNC, and Walz got a question about his son being so proud of him at the convention.

The nation, that is to say what still remains of it, would have been better served, Had RFK Jr.s running mate Nicole Shanahan been allowed to say her peace:

But she is a traitor to the counter-American revolution and as such is to be eradicated.

Until recently, Shanahan’s political orientation was Democrat. For 20 years, she’s donated to Democrat candidates and funded Democrat issues. However, she’s also suspicious of big-tech and big-pharm medicine. She distrusts IVF for infertility and thinks that women aren’t getting enough sunlight. (This isn’t as crazy as it sounds. As COVID shows, Americans are sorely lacking in Vitamin D, which is a necessary ingredient in our immune systems.) Also, because her daughter is autistic, she’s interested in non-standard approaches. (As this luminous novel reveals, the scientific community has been awful at autism.)

In March 2024, Shanahan joined Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., as his running mate in his independent presidential campaign. By this time, Shanahan had already witnessed the Democrat party freeze Kennedy out of the primaries, and from March forward, she saw Democrats ensure that Kennedy couldn’t get on most state ballots.
Now that the campaign is over and Kennedy has endorsed Trump, Shanahan has done a few press appearances—with conservatives, everyone from Jesse Watters to Adam Carolla. What’s interesting is that this exposure to actual conservatives, rather than to the leftist caricature of conservatives, is that, as she told Dave Smith, she now understands how the media and the Democrat establishment have consistently lied about conservatives and the MAGA movement:

. . . You know, actually, the best part of joining forces with Trump has been seeing MAGA, which I'm learning so much about. I was completely misinformed about what MAGA is. I don't know if you've taken any deep dives into MAGA-world, but I was just under the impression that they were gun-toting radicals who wanted to come to my doorstep and rip my liberal family out of my house, and, I don't know, do horrible things to liberals. And that's how that's how MAGA has been sold to a huge portion of America by the mainstream media.

And I have to say that what I have learned about MAGA is that they're actually their own party. They're their own grassroots organization that chose Donald Trump. They have so much power in deciding where to point their energy and support.

And they are really, really smart, thoughtful, intellectual people within MAGA. I’ve received beautifully written notes from MAGA supporters, and they were...

You know, our base didn't know how to engage with MAGA. Our base was not, you know, MAGA-oriented in the sense of even knowing who and what MAGA was and what their infrastructure was. In many ways, it's an online, viral movement.

An open mind is a terrible thing to waste. Are Shanahan, and RFK Jr. merely outliers, if this is merely sour grapes at the Democrats for screwing them over, then blasting their erstwhile compatriots, and theoretical fellow travelers seems quite counterproductive in long-term political strategy. Or is there a significant percentage of people out there who are having the scales fall from their eyes, to greater or lesser extents about who and what the source of all the ills of this nation really are?

Regardless of what I still disagree on issue-wise with these two, it's vital to build a bridge and find common ground, now that an opportunity exists with two influential people that do have an audience. Compromise where we can and try our best to not just sway them to our side but convince them we indeed are on the same side vis a vis creating a society that elevates liberty and the individual over the state.

Have a good weekend.

    ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

  • Robert Telles, a Democrat politician in Las Vegas, Nevada, has been convicted of murdering Jeff German, a 69-year-old investigative journalist reporting on bullying, retaliation, and favoritism in exchange for sexual favors in his office.Telles, described merely as an “ex-politician” or “former Las Vegas official” rather than a Democrat in headlines by the likes of Axios, ABC, AP, and CBS, stabbed German to death outside his home on September 2, 2022. German had been reporting on crime and corruption in Las Vegas for 44 years.
    Vegas Democrat Convicted of Murdering Journalist Who Investigated Him.
  • Daniel Greenfield: The ugly truth that the Biden coup really exposed.
    America is Run By a Movement, Not a Man


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1 G'morning J.J. and again to the Horde.

Nooding duties fulfilled.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 30, 2024 06:50 AM (O7YUW)

2 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 30, 2024 06:50 AM (S7rnx)

3 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 30, 2024 06:50 AM (IUd0M)

4 Apparently I have borrowed Ace's time traveling machine that he keeps on his new sh3lv3s.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 30, 2024 06:50 AM (O7YUW)

5 Happy Fricking Friday

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at August 30, 2024 06:51 AM (gbOdA)

6 Good morning, one and all. It's a rainy day here in the GPROMD and it's looking that way for the majority of the long weekend. Sadly, I had to come into work to earn dog food money but at least they appreciate it.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 30, 2024 06:51 AM (NR6c1)

7 Good morning and thanks JJ!!!

Posted by: Rasmus at August 30, 2024 06:54 AM (LI8Ld)

8 Well, Nate Silver has given the lefties something to chew over today. And by "chew over", I mean heads explode.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2024 06:56 AM (eM4l+)

9 Mornin JJ!

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 30, 2024 06:56 AM (QKVoB)

10
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 30, 2024 06:57 AM (tljrc)

11
Speaking of Nicole Shanahan...

https://t.ly/pbzJr

/ surprising 1:53 ad on Twitter/X
// you'll like

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 06:57 AM (RKVpM)

12 Who flops around more?

A fish on the dock or Kamala?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2024 06:57 AM (/7V8+)

13 that Daniel Greenfield piece makes a good point:

"The uncomfortable answer is that Joe Biden was never running anything. The system is humming along the same way it did before whether he’s in the White House playing with paper clips and telling old stories or lying on the beach in Rehoboth. If that’s difficult to believe, it wasn’t all that long ago that Sen. Dianne Feinstein, who was on the verge of death, hospitalized and no longer knew where she was, kept signing letters and co sponsoring bills.

No one tried to remove Biden using the 25th Amendment because he didn’t matter anyway."

Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 06:58 AM (1kbbr)

14 "I was completely misinformed about what MAGA is. "

I heard her say that to Bongino a week ago and was amazed. This is what the media has wrought. If that's all you pay attention to, you are terribly misinformed. Try telling someone that though. Admitting they are being bamboozled would destroy the distorted world view they proudly absorbed.

Posted by: fd at August 30, 2024 06:59 AM (vFG9F)

15 Good morning again dear horde and a prayer for complete and speedy healing JJ

Great essay JJ.

That's because she is a committed Marxist-Leninist whose entire adult life has been devoted to the dismantling of this nation as founded, all in service to that goal as she attains power and influence and a prime position on top of the smoldering ruins.
===

Truth.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 07:00 AM (RIvkX)

16 "A fish on the dock or Kamala?
Posted by: Anna Puma"

Big Mike's floppy trouser trout?

Posted by: fd at August 30, 2024 07:01 AM (vFG9F)

17 I'm a hard NO on inflatable spaceships

how is this even an idea

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 07:02 AM (/7KEl)

18 16 "A fish on the dock or Kamala?
Posted by: Anna Puma"

Big Mike's floppy trouser trout?
Posted by: fd at August 30, 2024 07:01 AM (vFG9F)


"Floppy Boot Stomp"

- - Captain Beefheart

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2024 07:03 AM (x0n13)

19 Make Schools Bear Some of the Risk of Student Loans

I've been pushing that idea for a while now. The logic is that someone who sells a defective product is held responsible so why should schools be any different?

Make the schools accountable and tuition rates would drop immediately.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 30, 2024 07:03 AM (NR6c1)

20 If nautical nonsense be something you wish
(SpongeBob SquarePants!)
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

Posted by: Comma Lah at August 30, 2024 07:03 AM (DobEs)

21 Good morning JJ and horde
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2024 07:04 AM (Ep5Oo)

22 Good Morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear into the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 30, 2024 07:04 AM (u82oZ)

23
Rick: I was misinformed.

Posted by: Casablanca at August 30, 2024 07:05 AM (DobEs)

24 Read the ' interview ' was a hour and the Communist News Network could get only 18 minutes of material out of it.

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2024 07:05 AM (Ep5Oo)

25 "I'm a hard NO on inflatable spaceships"

Blow up spacecraft do seem to be suboptimal.

Posted by: fd at August 30, 2024 07:05 AM (vFG9F)

26 "I was completely misinformed about what MAGA is. "

-

Something seems off about this.

She is an attorney that created and sold a legal tech company, and she married, and divorced, the CEO of google (making herself worth a billion or after a short marriage).

But she's stupid and doesn't understand things, tee-hee?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 07:06 AM (1kbbr)

27 19 Make the schools accountable and tuition rates would drop immediately.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 30, 2024 07:03 AM (NR6c1)


I agree to a certain extent. But regardless of what they're selling. If someone borrows money to buy it, they are legally and morally responsible to pay back what they borrowed.

The value of College degrees, especially in the bullshit courses, is indeed an issue to be addressed. But If someone borrows X,000,000 to become a doctor or lawyer or engineer or whatever, for them to demand the taxpayer pick up the tab is disgusting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2024 07:08 AM (x0n13)

28 It's Flapjack Friday!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 30, 2024 07:08 AM (QNSds)

29 "Dollar General CEO Todd Vasos said “softer sales trends are partially attributable to a core customer who feels financially constrained"

My guess is they are being shoplifted into oblivion. If not for those losses they might could survive.

Posted by: fd at August 30, 2024 07:09 AM (vFG9F)

30 It's just a poorly produced reality TV show.

Posted by: With bad talent at August 30, 2024 07:09 AM (DobEs)

31 There are millions of people on the other side who are outright disaffected and disenfranchised, or at least bemused by their party and having confusing, humanity-curious urges.

They may disagree with us on many things. But we have more in common with one another than we have in common with the wretched cunts in our """parties."""

On the outside chance that Americans of Humanity can get over the cult programming and join forces, even if just temporarily, then the demonic regime controlling our country is doomed in that moment.

"Humans vs. Demons" is a simple concept that people have a terribly difficult time understanding.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2024 07:09 AM (0FoWg)

32 Or, I guess even worse, she doesn't understand things tee-hee and it's indicative of where we truly are as a nation and it's the urban / rural intelligence gap again.

Spoiler alert: It's not the educated urban folks in the lead.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 07:10 AM (1kbbr)

33 "MAHA", or Make America Healthy Again ass Nicole Shanahan put it, persuaded a suburban woman I know (someone who voted for Biden last time around) to take another look at PDJT. Her issue is the food supply, which she thinks is over processed and can be unhealthy, so while this may seem like a fringe issue, it was big to RFK supporters and might just draw in some voters.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2024 07:11 AM (bO+Jn)

34 Morning and thanks for the news J.J.

Trump, IMHO. made such a stupid error with his new talking points on abortion. There was no reason for him to even be discussing this. Except to say it’s a state issue now. He will not when a single liberal woman’s vote, but he will most certainly lose a lot of evangelical votes. He needed all the enthusiasm he could get going into this election with his base and this took the wind out of the sails for a lot of pro-life voters, me included. I will vote for him still, but these moves to the left makes me wonder if he has learned anything and if he is letting his new “independent/liberal’ friends co-op his platform.

Posted by: Spypeach at August 30, 2024 07:11 AM (UuB/1)

35 "Dollar General CEO Todd Vasos said “softer sales trends are partially attributable to a core customer who feels financially constrained"

-

well, that and the part where it was shown that there is a corporate strategy to overcharge customers and then blame "understaffed" stores for not changing the price tags under the items:

https://tinyurl.com/25pvodw2

If you shop at DG *always* check your receipt.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 07:12 AM (1kbbr)

36 Win. Not when. Sigh.

Posted by: Spypeach at August 30, 2024 07:12 AM (UuB/1)

37 good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 30, 2024 07:13 AM (pD+uO)

38 "But she's stupid and doesn't understand things, tee-hee?
Posted by: Boron Cobbie"

That's what I thought when I heard her say she completely misunderstood MAGA. What kind of bubble must someone like that live in to come to that realization after all these years? It can't be because the evidence was not out there. We all saw it. She must have willfully ignored it because of the way the MSM portrayed MAGA, and what her peers believe to be true.

Posted by: fd at August 30, 2024 07:13 AM (vFG9F)

39 "Humans vs. Demons" is a simple concept that people have a terribly difficult time understanding.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2024 07:09 AM (0FoWg)
====

I think most people are solipsistic. They cannot understand that other people may not conceive of the world in the way they themselves do.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 07:15 AM (RIvkX)

40 Who's making decisions in the oval office today?

Posted by: The world wonders at August 30, 2024 07:15 AM (DobEs)

41 Her values haven't changed.

Because her values are "win no matter what you have to say or do."

And Tampon Tim is a mirror of her.

He didn't lie, he just misspoke because he's passionate about the issues and besides people know him and anyways you're attacking his wife and kids and he's not going to let you attack them.
Yeah, I really liked the part how he tossed his wife and kids in front of him to save himself.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 30, 2024 07:15 AM (k7oKo)

42 34 Posted by: Spypeach at August 30, 2024 07:11 AM (UuB/1)

+++100. Agree. Why even go there, unless addressing a smear or lie they claim he stated.


He's allowing them to control the narrative. Ugh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2024 07:16 AM (x0n13)

43 The move comes after at least two incidents involving groups of illegal immigrants attempting to force their way on board school buses near San Diego.

You cannot bring them here
Without bringing there here

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at August 30, 2024 07:17 AM (gbOdA)

44 Here's a scary thought.

One of the prime mechanisms of communism is the purging of everyone that is a threat to them.

Threats basically means can think for themselves. So how many Americans will be left alive if everyone smarter than Harris is killed?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 30, 2024 07:17 AM (u82oZ)

45
Good morning, Hordians. No, please stay seated.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 07:17 AM (1Nxff)

46 According to my radio..Bob and Tom are STILL on the air? Or is it their kids now..yeesh..so many years of fake laughter

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 30, 2024 07:17 AM (/6GbT)

47 Speaking of Nicole Shanahan...

https://t.ly/pbzJr

/ surprising 1:53 ad on Twitter/X
// you'll like
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 06:57 AM (RKVpM)
===================
Not the link you intended (circles back to MR)

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2024 07:17 AM (bO+Jn)

48 Trump lies. Walz is grammer-challenged.

Posted by: fd at August 30, 2024 07:18 AM (vFG9F)

49 Lord, please bless JJ, heep him strong and in the battle.
Amen.

Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2024 07:19 AM (o2ZRX)

50
Trump is correct about the six week ban being too short. He got asked the question and he truthfully replied.

Anyway, abortion clinics are going to dry up and die in the future when women discover they can take a pill and self abort instead of enduring an invasive surgical procedure.

It's still on their consciences, not mine.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 07:19 AM (RKVpM)

51 27 If someone borrows money to buy it, they are legally and morally responsible to pay back what they borrowed.

I'm in full agreement, especially since I've done that myself. What we need is a high school guidance counselor to sit these students down and ask "What is your Major going to be?" and "How do you expect to earn a living at it?"

The value of College degrees, especially in the bullshit courses, is indeed an issue to be addressed.

This is where we need The Bobs from Office Space to sit down with colleges.

But If someone borrows X,000,000 to become a doctor or lawyer or engineer or whatever, for them to demand the taxpayer pick up the tab is disgusting.

Especially since there are programs and opportunities available for them to pay off that loan in return for work. Perhaps that can be expanded to other degree fields.

(Side note: Cool! I got J.J.'s attention. Sempai noticed me!)

Posted by: NR Pax at August 30, 2024 07:19 AM (NR6c1)

52 Bus boarding is the hard working spirit coming back to do the work americans won't do!

Posted by: Some lib somewhere at August 30, 2024 07:20 AM (/6GbT)

53 Kamala the potty mouthed cook! Resurfaced video shows VP basting chicken and telling niece she 'needs to f*****g learn'

https://mol.im/a/13794445

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, vogliono silenziare tutti noialtri #56 at August 30, 2024 07:20 AM (qfLjt)

54 ...grammer-challenged.
Posted by: fd at August 30, 2024 07:18 AM (vFG9F)
===

Ummm...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 07:21 AM (RIvkX)

55 Thanks, J.J. For the links and commentary and prayers for you continue . I appreciated the essay by Douglas Murray. He is quite clever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2024 07:21 AM (ERlZL)

56 40 Who's making decisions in the oval office today?

Probably one of the interns.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 30, 2024 07:21 AM (NR6c1)

57 He's allowing them to control the narrative. Ugh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2024 07:16 AM (x0n13)

It’s concerning isn’t it. SMH

Posted by: Spypeach at August 30, 2024 07:21 AM (UuB/1)

58 But, I still can't believe it was just 18 minutes.
And all her campaign speeches are only that long.

WTF is going on?

Trump, every campaign speech is an hour to an hour and a half long.
Interviews? Minimum of an hour.
He gave an interview in FL, then flew to MI, gave an interview backstage before speaking, flew to WI.
Probably gave an interview there as well.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 30, 2024 07:21 AM (k7oKo)

59 >>And they are really, really smart, thoughtful, intellectual people within MAGA. I’ve received beautifully written notes from MAGA supporters. . .



Lefty CA tech millionaire is shocked flyover state non-progressives are actually *not* illiterate idiots.
Thanks, I guess. . .?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 07:22 AM (Pijte)

60 "Dollar General CEO Todd Vasos said “softer sales trends are partially attributable to a core customer who feels financially constrained"

My guess is they are being shoplifted into oblivion. If not for those losses they might could survive.

Posted by: fd at August 30, 2024 07:09 AM


The store by me closed the self checkouts because of thefts.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 30, 2024 07:23 AM (QNSds)

61
Not the link you intended (circles back to MR)

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2024 07:17 AM


Weird, I'll try again.
Speaking of Nicole Shanahan...

https://t.ly/pAATi

/ surprising 1:53 ad on Twitter/X
// you'll like

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 07:23 AM (RKVpM)

62 Still, the attempt to portray the White House’s utter incompetence as an “everyone’s hands are messy, guys!” situation is chutzpah with an exponent.
===================
Standard Democrat rhetoric. If it isn't Trump's fault entirely, it's "both sides".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2024 07:23 AM (oWUYs)

63 Solyndra 2.0
$400M Solar Facility Touted by Blinken Just Two Months Ago is Scrapped

https://tinyurl.com/4n49rtn5

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, vogliono silenziare tutti noialtri #57 at August 30, 2024 07:24 AM (qfLjt)

64 47 Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2024 07:17 AM (bO+Jn)



Shanahan being interviewed on a podcast is linked also in the sidebar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2024 07:25 AM (x0n13)

65 The sad truth is likely that Harris can't declare where she is on the issues and policies because she won't know until she gets her marching orders as each one's time arises.

What will she do on Day One?
She'll sign a huge stack of EO's that were written by others, then turn to Walz and ask, "What am I signing?" -- just like Biden did.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 07:25 AM (Pijte)

66 Gunshots ring out at Venezuelan gathering in Target parking lot in Aurora - as Colorado cops warn ruthless Tren de Aragua gang is on the loose

https://mol.im/a/13793333

This shit shouldn't be happening. Total failure of officials and cops.
Immigration bullshit.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, vogliono silenziare tutti noialtri #58 at August 30, 2024 07:27 AM (qfLjt)

67 Morning Horde, thx JJ for the report. I don't think Harris/Walz helped themselves one bit last night . As usual they said nothing but platitudes and Walz saying his grammar was bad makes him look stupid. A Chinese detector on X said "he taught English in China for a year".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 30, 2024 07:27 AM (ByB3C)

68 I watched her speech yesterday in GA after her "interview."

She is laying on the "good ol' Southern Black pastor" act with a bucket loader.

Here's how it started (in your mind, say it in that most stereotypical exaggerated southern accent that she affects):

"good afternoon everybody. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. How eve'body doin'? Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Good afternoon, good afternoon, good afternoon."

You think I'm lying? Oh no. I probably missed 4-5 "good afternoons"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 30, 2024 07:28 AM (k7oKo)

69
Who's making decisions in the oval office today?

Brynleigh

https://tinyurl.com/4fdtvn8k

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 07:28 AM (1Nxff)

70
JJ

Link for America is going down.

https://www.frontpagemag.com/
kamalas-racist-white-devil-pastor/

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at August 30, 2024 07:30 AM (gbOdA)

71 >>"Dollar General CEO Todd Vasos said “softer sales trends are partially attributable to a core customer who feels financially constrained"


That's a lot of words to say "our customers are broke."
Dollar General customers are broke - now why would that be?!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 07:30 AM (Pijte)

72 53 Kamala the potty mouthed cook! Resurfaced video shows VP basting chicken and telling niece she 'needs to f*****g learn'

https://mol.im/a/13794445
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, vogliono silenziare tutti noialtri #56 at August 30, 2024 07:20 AM (qfLjt)
====================
"Lather that baby up!" is classic Kamala

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2024 07:30 AM (yrRIQ)

73 66

that story is from a month ago, but the point still stands

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 07:30 AM (/7KEl)

74 The nation, that is to say what still remains of it, would have been better served, Had RFK Jr.s running mate Nicole Shanahan been allowed to say her peace:

Is that peace or piece?

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, vogliono silenziare tutti noialtri #59 at August 30, 2024 07:31 AM (qfLjt)

75 >Who's making decisions in the oval office today?
----

this is Friday, so it's a guy named Eddie

he's on til 6 this afternoon

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 07:33 AM (/7KEl)

76 This shit shouldn't be happening. Total failure of officials and cops.
Immigration bullshit.
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, vogliono silenziare tutti noialtri #58 at August 30, 2024 07:27 AM (qfLjt)


Polis says it's not happening, so there's nothing to worry about.

Posted by: Emmie at August 30, 2024 07:33 AM (Sf2cq)

77 Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at August 30, 2024 07:30 AM (gbOdA)

88 https://tinyurl.com/ycyjh8t7
I helped organize a black-jooish Liberation Seder with Rev. Brown in 1996.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 06:34 AM (RIvkX)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 07:33 AM (RIvkX)

78 71 >>"Dollar General CEO Todd Vasos said “softer sales trends are partially attributable to a core customer who feels financially constrained"


That's a lot of words to say "our customers are broke."
Dollar General customers are broke - now why would that be?!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 07:30 AM (Pijte)
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Exactly!
Also 'softer' sales?
Less sales makes business life HARDER!

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, vogliono silenziare tutti noialtri #60 at August 30, 2024 07:34 AM (qfLjt)

79 Who's making decisions in the oval office today?
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this is Friday, so it's a guy named Eddie

he's on til 6 this afternoon
Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 07:33 AM (/7KEl)
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It's a holiday weekend, so they'll probably let him go around 2...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 30, 2024 07:34 AM (7fElN)

80 "...Unfortunately, considering the track records of far too many in the GOP over the course of many election cycles now (even going back to IKE who didn't lift a finger to try and reverse any of the New Deal)..."

THIS!

JJS, this isn't said nearly often enough. While the sainted Eisenhower did many great things as POTUS, this lapse on the other side of the ledger nullifies all of them. Once his admin fixed the New Deal in place in a bipartisan fashion, he baked our decline into the cake of our Republic.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2024 07:34 AM (ZzeGJ)

81
Woke up this morning with, for once, a day with nothing to do for other people.

This has been a very hard month. Too many contractors traipsing through, too much waiting for things to be delivered or picked up, too many vet visits, too many doctor visits, too much tragedy. Plus I had three projects to work on and all of them difficult and not in my wheelhouse.

At least the projects have been cleared off. I asked them not to send me any in September. The vet visits are, pray God, over for the moment. We have quotes on the repairs. Some of them are underway. So maybe I can concentrate on getting things back in order and improving my health.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 07:35 AM (1Nxff)

82 weak response about his "grammar" sometimes being wrong as a legitimate explanation. . .

Walz was a public school teacher. And we wonder (not really) why our public education system is in such a state.

Posted by: pookysgirl, stubborn mom at August 30, 2024 07:35 AM (ZtdA8)

83 The mfm will tell voters what to think about the interview via their phones today, during the Friday before a holiday weekend news dump.

Posted by: davidt at August 30, 2024 07:35 AM (i0F8b)

84
The Nicole Shanahan advertisement is very good, professionally produced. She has some money and is willing to spend it in support of the MAGA/MAHA movement.

This is a big deal.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 07:36 AM (RKVpM)

85 ...So maybe I can concentrate on getting things back in order and improving my health.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 07:35 AM (1Nxff)
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b"h

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 07:36 AM (RIvkX)

86 Make the schools accountable and tuition rates would drop immediately.
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Easier fix: Go back to the way it was 20 years ago and let student loans be discharged in bankruptcy.

That's the exact point tuition started to skyrocket.

Second easiest fix:
Require no less than 10% of the endowment be distributed in scholarships every year and that no less than 10% of non-athlete students must be on full scholarship.
They'll fix their costs overnight.
College will never have been cheaper.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 30, 2024 07:37 AM (k7oKo)

87 61 Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 07:23 AM (RKVpM)
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That might open some eyes....Thanks; I just sent it off to two other people I hope to persuade.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2024 07:37 AM (2+It5)

88 Yes, the CO governor took the First Gentleman's tallywhacker out of his mouth long enough to debunk stories of invading illegal migrants as 'imagination'

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 07:37 AM (/7KEl)

89
The store by me closed the self checkouts because of thefts.

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You know, it does seem like increasing the use of unmonitored registers at the same time societal level trust/honor is rapidly decreasing would be a pretty awkward combination.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 07:39 AM (1kbbr)

90 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2024 07:39 AM (v6JzV)

91 Why some health experts say you should wash CHEESE before eating it

https://mol.im/a/13789705

TOP MEN?

"The main one is powdered cellulose, which is also found naturally in several fruits, vegetables, and whole grains. "

Can anyone name any fruit, indeed any plant, that does not contain cellulose?

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, vogliono silenziare tutti noialtri #61 at August 30, 2024 07:40 AM (qfLjt)

92
I forget who was making the point that Twitter/X is taking off in all key metrics, and with Zuckerburg perhaps taking his finger off the scale, things are moving along nicely.

The fact that Elon had a poll with five million respondents that was 78% Trump is making the left shit a brick.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 07:42 AM (RKVpM)

93 “Black voters knows that President Trump is up in the polls with Black voters, a record high that we haven’t seen in decades. The reason is clear: Black voters know that our lives were exponentially better under President Trump – we were more wealthy with Trump, we were safer with Trump, we were more confident with Trump,” team Trump Black Media Director Janiyah Thomas told the Daily Caller News Foundation.

I think you meant ALL VOTERS!

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at August 30, 2024 07:42 AM (gbOdA)

94 34 Morning and thanks for the news J.J.

Trump, IMHO. made such a stupid error with his new talking points on abortion. There was no reason for him to even be discussing this. Except to say it’s a state issue now. He will not when a single liberal woman’s vote, but he will most certainly lose a lot of evangelical votes. He needed all the enthusiasm he could get going into this election with his base and this took the wind out of the sails for a lot of pro-life voters, me included. I will vote for him still, but these moves to the left makes me wonder if he has learned anything and if he is letting his new “independent/liberal’ friends co-op his platform.
Posted by: Spypeach at August 30, 2024 07:11 AM (UuB/1)

I'm pro-life. I remember when Rick Warren asked Obama about gay marriage and Obama said with a straight face that marriage was between a man and a woman.

Gay marriage advocates did not drop their support of Obama at all. Why? Because they knew he was on their side, and he was simply saying what he needed to so he can get elected. They got what they wanted from him at the end, of course.

We need to be 'as wise as serpents and as gentle as doves' on this issue.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2024 07:43 AM (ZzeGJ)

95 Kamala Harris's New Arab Outreach Director Said 'Zionists' Are 'Controlling' American Politics

And, yet, Harris is totally her own woman? I mean the Zionists made her marry a "Jew"! /sarc

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 30, 2024 07:43 AM (IUd0M)

96 She has some money

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Ha. In the same way Sergey Brin, co-founder of Google, "has some money." (spoilers: it's the same money after a three year marriage)

I bet she'd tell you she ain't need no man, too.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 07:43 AM (1kbbr)

97 Second look at Nickel Corporal? How about Nickel Specific?

Posted by: The Man Who Harrumphed Last at August 30, 2024 07:43 AM (/H0to)

98 The way I see it, the Gov of CO has a problem, other than being a sodomite. If these illegals continue to rob rape and kill Americans, it might reflect badly on him and his administration's pro-illegal immigrant, pro-sexual deviance stance.

So he will have to twinkle toe around this issue somehow.

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 07:44 AM (/7KEl)

99 Harris / Walz means Obama, Beijing, Tehran, and other varsity level bad guys.

At least the mask is slipping, and we don't have to pretend anymore about Democrat this or liberal that. To boost from Lara Logan, we're dealing with the worst people in the world.



Posted by: callsign claymore at August 30, 2024 07:45 AM (pD+uO)

100 97 Nickelback!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2024 07:45 AM (v6JzV)

101 >> weak response about his "grammar" sometimes being wrong as a legitimate explanation. . .


My wife and I went to a doctor to help us make children, and she did all sorts of tests and procedures, using science! Did she do IVF? I don't know. Because I'm an unfrozen caveman -- I am unfamiliar with your doctors' magic and fancy procedures!!.

Posted by: KEYROCK WALZ at August 30, 2024 07:45 AM (Pijte)

102 >>The way I see it, the Gov of CO has a problem, other than being a sodomite. If these illegals continue to rob rape and kill Americans, it might reflect badly on him and his administration's pro-illegal immigrant, pro-sexual deviance stance.

So he will have to twinkle toe around this issue somehow.


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S ALSO DEALING WITH THE CARNAGE FROM THE GRAY WOLVES HE SO PROUDLY RELEASED INTO COLORADO PUBLIC LAND.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 30, 2024 07:48 AM (Pijte)

103 Make Schools Bear Some All of the Risk of Student Loans

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 30, 2024 07:49 AM (IUd0M)

104 They want to re-patriate some wolverines next

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 07:49 AM (/7KEl)

105 UK going full 1984 ..... 'We've got to take action': Keir Starmer confirms he IS planning outdoor smoking ban with 'more details to be revealed'

https://mol.im/a/13792295

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, vogliono silenziare tutti noialtri #62 at August 30, 2024 07:50 AM (qfLjt)

106 Who's making decisions in the oval office today?
Posted by: The world wonders at August 30, 2024 07:15

The Politburo, only question is who is in that small group?

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2024 07:50 AM (Ep5Oo)

107 "The announcement substantiates claims that the Harris campaign attempted to redirect the media’s focus on debate drama to distract from this week’s third anniversary of the Biden-Harris junta's deadly Afghan withdrawal.
ABC News to Keep Debate Mics Muted, Rejecting Kamala Harris’ Sudden Bid to Change Rules"

The panic that will set in at Kamala's campaign HQ when the LIVs see the image of 6'2" Trump towering over 5'2" Kamala on a debate stage will be glorious.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2024 07:50 AM (ZzeGJ)

108 Germans everywhere are getting stabbed, it seems.

Posted by: Crazy at August 30, 2024 07:51 AM (lugd1)

109 UK going full 1984 ..... 'We've got to take action': Keir Starmer confirms he IS planning outdoor smoking ban with 'more details to be revealed'"

Does that include cars?

Posted by: fd at August 30, 2024 07:51 AM (vFG9F)

110 NPR Blames TRUMP

ok nuff said

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at August 30, 2024 07:51 AM (gbOdA)

111 JJ mentioned Claudia Schiffer and today the Daily Mail has pictures. The woman is still outstandingly beautiful.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2024 07:52 AM (OdgoX)

112 "They want to re-patriate some wolverines next
Posted by: Don Black"

Sabertooth tigers used to roam freely before we wrecked the climate.

Posted by: fd at August 30, 2024 07:52 AM (vFG9F)

113 105 UK going full 1984 ..... 'We've got to take action': Keir Starmer confirms he IS planning outdoor smoking ban with 'more details to be revealed'

https://mol.im/a/13792295
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, vogliono silenziare tutti noialtri #62 at August 30, 2024 07:50 AM (qfLjt)

Winston realized he loved Big Brother.

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at August 30, 2024 07:52 AM (gbOdA)

114 Morning JJ. Have a good holiday weekend

Posted by: Jonah at August 30, 2024 07:53 AM (YCxFk)

115 Keir Starmer confirms he IS planning outdoor smoking ban with 'more details to be revealed'"

Does that include cars?
Posted by: fd at August 30, 2024 07:51 AM (vFG9F)
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Didn't some place in California just try outlawing smoking even in your own home?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2024 07:53 AM (OdgoX)

116 How many smokers in Britain voter for Labour and Starmer? F them

Posted by: Jonah at August 30, 2024 07:54 AM (YCxFk)

117 My wife and I went to a doctor to help us make children, and she did all sorts of tests and procedures, using science! Did she do IVF? I don't know. Because I'm an unfrozen caveman -- I am unfamiliar with your doctors' magic and fancy procedures!!.
Posted by: KEYROCK WALZ at August 30, 2024 07:45 AM (Pijte)

Turn her over might have worked too.

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at August 30, 2024 07:54 AM (gbOdA)

118 Daniel Greenfield is always worth reading.

G'mornin' everyone!

Thanks and prayers, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at August 30, 2024 07:54 AM (UWgy2)

119
The panic that will set in at Kamala's campaign HQ when the LIVs see the image of 6'2" Trump towering over 5'2" Kamala on a debate stage will be glorious.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2024 07:50 AM


I saw her sitting in that interview with 'America's Dad' (retch) so much taller then her and wondered just how short she is. I'm surprised they didn't have a chair they could lower for him to sit in. Or a stack of phone-books (remember them?) for her to sit on.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 07:55 AM (RKVpM)

120 Zionists controlling America? 80% of American Jewish voters vote Democrat

Posted by: Jonah at August 30, 2024 07:56 AM (YCxFk)

121 The Politburo, only question is who is in that small group?
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2024 07:50 AM (Ep5Oo)
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1. Jill Biden
2. Hunter Biden
3. Ron Klain
4. Barack Obama
5. Susan Rice
6. Jeff Zeintz
7. Tony West (now)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

122 "Does that include cars?
Posted by: fd at August 30, 2024 07:51 AM (vFG9F)
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Didn't some place in California just try outlawing smoking even in your own home?
Posted by: Huck Follywood "

I meant EVs, that have a tendency to burst into flames and create more smoke than a million cigarettes.

Posted by: fd at August 30, 2024 07:57 AM (vFG9F)

123 So smoking is banned but cigarettes are still for sale?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 07:57 AM (1kbbr)

124 This is what the media has wrought. If that's all you pay attention to, you are terribly misinformed. Try telling someone that though. Admitting they are being bamboozled would destroy the distorted world view they proudly absorbed.

Posted by: fd at August 30, 2024 06:59 AM (vFG9F)


More to the point, until and unless they're more or less forced to interact with large numbers of vocal conservatives, why would they believe you. Everything in the media/tech is designed to prevent you from getting outside the bubble. Even searches for conservative points of view are likely to give results vilifying them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 30, 2024 07:58 AM (IUd0M)

125 Who's making decisions in the oval office today?
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this is Friday, so it's a guy named Eddie

he's on til 6 this afternoon
Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 07:33 AM (/7KEl)
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It's a holiday weekend, so they'll probably let him go around 2...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 30, 2024 07:34 AM (7fElN)

Eddie? Is the man wearing a blue leisure suit? A huge, beastly, bulging man? Cousin Eddie?

If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2024 07:58 AM (Aqu9a)

126 121 You forgot ValJar.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2024 07:58 AM (v6JzV)

127 Didn't some place in California just try outlawing smoking even in your own home?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2024 07:53 AM (OdgoX)
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Not legal to smoke tobacco in shared housing here. You have go stand in the curb outside.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 07:59 AM (RIvkX)

128 102 >>The way I see it, the Gov of CO has a problem, other than being a sodomite. If these illegals continue to rob rape and kill Americans, it might reflect badly on him and his administration's pro-illegal immigrant, pro-sexual deviance stance.

So he will have to twinkle toe around this issue somehow.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S ALSO DEALING WITH THE CARNAGE FROM THE GRAY WOLVES HE SO PROUDLY RELEASED INTO COLORADO PUBLIC LAND.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 30, 2024 07:48 AM (Pijte)
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It would be ironic if he were attacked by those wolves whilst jogging.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, vogliono silenziare tutti noialtri #63 at August 30, 2024 07:59 AM (qfLjt)

129 8. Yes. If she could not get leads after the DNC in Penn and Mich, she is toast. Even Quinnipac and never trump pessimist, Mark Halperin agree

Posted by: Jonah at August 30, 2024 07:59 AM (YCxFk)

130 There are a number of You Tube videos of guys wearing liberal getup and going to Trump rallies. They all talk about how welcoming people are at the rallies. The media lies about everything.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 30, 2024 07:59 AM (MpVUb)

131 You forgot ValJar.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2024 07:58 AM (v6JzV)
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I did.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 07:59 AM (RIvkX)

132 Declining cigarette sales gave us Pot and Sports gambling. Have to make up the taxes somewhere. Morons

Posted by: Jonah at August 30, 2024 08:01 AM (YCxFk)

133 Make the schools accountable and tuition rates would drop immediately.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 30, 2024 07:03 AM (NR6c1)


I'd also like to see, at least for nominally tax-payer funded universities, an investigation into what percentage of the employees at the institution are directly involved in "educating" the students. Perhaps a threshold placed on that. Overhead eats up a lot of dollars to pay for leftist apparatchiks.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 30, 2024 08:01 AM (IUd0M)

134 Claudia Schiffer is the most beautiful of the supermodels, IMO.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2024 08:01 AM (v6JzV)

135
Keir Starmer confirms he IS planning outdoor smoking ban with 'more details to be revealed'

This is why British barbeque sucks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 08:01 AM (1Nxff)

136 Great essay by brother JJ, as usual:
... it's vital to build a bridge and find common ground, now that an opportunity exists with two influential people that do have an audience.
100%

As Greenfield essay makes plain, there really is only one issue now, and that is whether we shall return to republican government or allow the Junta to continue ruling behind the facade of drooling dolts in the WH and in Congress. All other issues, including food chain and Ukraine, are relatively unimportant

Posted by: Ex GOP at August 30, 2024 08:03 AM (GpUII)

137 115 Keir Starmer confirms he IS planning outdoor smoking ban with 'more details to be revealed'"


...........
Banning fags outdoors? That doesn't sound very inclusive of him. Also I read that this douch bag had a picture of Margaret Thatcher taken down as well.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2024 08:03 AM (j/yko)

138 Who could imagine that they would freak out in Minnesota...

Posted by: Frank at August 30, 2024 08:03 AM (QB+5g)

139 No one ever died from so called second hand smoke being outside.

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2024 08:04 AM (Ep5Oo)

140 “ but those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.”

Isaiah 40:31

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2024 08:04 AM (DQHn2)

141 Gov. Polis' hubby is a peach:
Colorado First Gentleman Marlon Reis deactivated his social media accounts after getting into a howling match about wolves on Facebook over the weekend.

Reis . . . got into a heated exchange in the comments with David Gittleson [a rancher in Walden who for years has dealt with wolves killing his livestock].

“The truth is I don’t care. I don’t care what you do or don’t eat. I don’t care what you think you know or what you think you’re qualified to comment on,” Rais railed at Gitttleson. I don’t care why your family seems to love the limelight and never misses an opportunity to trash talk the Front Range. If you’re proud of being a rancher, act like it. All this complaining is leading nowhere fast,” he continued. You’ve abused the media by stoking fear of wolves. An entire agency is at your disposal for solving disputes. The interference you think is happening is made-up,” Reis said in another comment. “David, I want you to do well. But you have to use the system that’s been set up. No one gets special treatment. The law applies equally to all parties.”


Makes one wish the wolves on Boulder. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 08:05 AM (Pijte)

142 "There are a number of You Tube videos of guys wearing liberal getup and going to Trump rallies"

I went to a Trump rally in 2020 and the people behind me in line had voted for Hillary in 2016.

Posted by: fd at August 30, 2024 08:05 AM (vFG9F)

143 >Eddie? Is the man wearing a blue leisure suit? A huge, beastly, bulging man? Cousin Eddie?


think more Mr Roper

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 08:05 AM (/7KEl)

144 Good morning good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2024 08:05 AM (WXNFJ)

145 Not legal to smoke tobacco in shared housing here. You have go stand in the curb outside.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Down on the corner, out in the street
Wllie and the po boys were smokin'
A leaf that got no kief

Posted by: SFGoth at August 30, 2024 08:05 AM (KAi1n)

146 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S ALSO DEALING WITH THE CARNAGE FROM THE GRAY WOLVES HE SO PROUDLY RELEASED INTO COLORADO PUBLIC LAND.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 30, 2024 07:48 AM (Pijte)
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It would be ironic if he were attacked by those wolves whilst jogging.
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, vogliono silenziare tutti noialtri #63 at August 30, 2024 07:59 AM (qfLjt)


Wolfen II?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2024 08:06 AM (Aqu9a)

147 At this point, I can’t expose myself to even short clips of Harris talking. Her voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard. Mike Gallagher played a clip of her yesterday talking to a high school marching band. She’s so patronizing and fake; it was like she was talking to 1st graders. She speaks the same way in almost every setting it seems to me…. It’s gonna be a long 9 weeks, 4 days (plus however long all the cheaters are allowed to find and count ballots)….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 30, 2024 08:06 AM (6RwsA)

148 well it's a holiday weekend, so I guess the President has to face another grueling schedule of naps

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 08:06 AM (/7KEl)

149 >>Keir Starmer confirms he IS planning outdoor smoking ban with 'more details to be revealed


Throwing acid on infidels still OK?
Raping schoolgirls?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 08:06 AM (Pijte)

150 UK: Starmer removes ‘unsettling’ portrait of Margaret Thatcher from No 10

https://tinyurl.com/yf9k5fxt

Reminds me of the dog eater removing the bust of Churchill from the White House.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, vogliono silenziare tutti noialtri #64 at August 30, 2024 08:07 AM (qfLjt)

151 Rehoboth Beach bans smoking on the wide-open beach. It's for your own good.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 30, 2024 08:07 AM (Aqu9a)

152 The Gov of CO does not jog

he has taken it up the squeakhole too many times

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 08:08 AM (/7KEl)

153 In 1998? I audited the state agency responsible for regulating private post secondary education in California, the agency was being closed and its functions transferred to Dept of Consumer Affairs, who wanted to know what kind of sh*tshow they were inheriting.

The regulators had done a very poor job and the enterprises had operated as a fleecing mechanism, collecting tuition paid in cash and also through student loans while providing little in terms of vocational value or increased earning potential.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 08:08 AM (RIvkX)

154 >>well it's a holiday weekend, so I guess the President has to face another grueling schedule of naps


In NYPost, picture of Biden on the beach in Rehoboth yesterday.

He was on vacation last week after the DNC.

Not even trying to make it look like he's the POTUS.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 08:08 AM (Pijte)

155 I don't get Kamala. People like Hitler and Obama had personal drive to do what they did. She's just flotsam thrown up by an angry sea.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2024 08:08 AM (Gse2f)

156 Turn her over might have worked too.
Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at August 30, 2024 07:54 AM (gbOdA)

Assumes he has ever had heterosexual sex, not in evidence.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 30, 2024 08:08 AM (QKVoB)

157 That's what I thought when I heard her say she completely misunderstood MAGA. What kind of bubble must someone like that live in to come to that realization after all these years? It can't be because the evidence was not out there. We all saw it. She must have willfully ignored it because of the way the MSM portrayed MAGA, and what her peers believe to be true.
Posted by: fd at August 30, 2024 07:13 AM (vFG9F)


I think a lot of people are unaware of how insular certain segments of the population are and how effective tech has gotten at shielding you from "wrong-think".

Image a typical young person. Knows virtually nothing about politics, maybe what their parents thought, but is probably reflexively liberal. Doesn't really pay attention to that... working on finishing school. Starts work, particularly in the tech sector, with a bunch of other nominally leftist people. By the time you start getting curious about things, your lane in the algorithm is set. You're used to searching a finding out things but everything you search just reinforces your preconception. Everyone around you reinforces your preconception.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 30, 2024 08:09 AM (IUd0M)

158 Wow we were lied to again.
Truth about 'rapid release' Tylenol

https://mol.im/a/13792753

Nothing rapid about it.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, vogliono silenziare tutti noialtri #65 at August 30, 2024 08:09 AM (qfLjt)

159 Rehoboth Beach bans smoking on the wide-open beach. It's for your own good.
Posted by: Count de Monet

I'm a bit surprised they rescinded the outdoor masking edict. Perhaps if they'd reinstate it.. . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2024 08:09 AM (WXNFJ)

160
Not even trying to make it look like he's the POTUS.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 08:08 AM (Pijte)


R.I.P.: Resigned in place

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 08:09 AM (1Nxff)

161 When you say Shanahan should have known better, keep in mind she also thought RFK Jr would be allowed on the ballot. She thought there would be a discussion about the issues. They didn't realize how far of the rails things are.

RFK Jr said that, when Ross Perot ran, he had 34 media interviews by this point. RFK Jr had two. The Democrats are no longer a political party.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 30, 2024 08:09 AM (MpVUb)

162 Robert Telles, a Democrat politician in Las Vegas, Nevada, has been convicted of murdering Jeff German, a 69-year-old investigative journalist reporting on bullying, retaliation, and favoritism in exchange for sexual favors in his office.

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Funny, I just saw a crime show on this guy over the weekend. He was a total sleazeball. Very creepy scumbag. Glad he's been convicted.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 30, 2024 08:09 AM (N2zvp)

163 In NYPost, picture of Biden on the beach in Rehoboth yesterday.

He was on vacation last week after the DNC.

Not even trying to make it look like he's the POTUS.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 08:08 AM (Pijte)
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It's pretty obvious at this point that he's completely checked out of being POTUS. He's going to lounge around on the beach or wherever at taxpayer expense until he dies or January 2025, whichever comes first.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 30, 2024 08:10 AM (7fElN)

164
I don't get Kamala. People like Hitler and Obama had personal drive to do what they did. She's just flotsam thrown up by an angry sea.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2024 08:08 AM (Gse2f)


The female Chauncey Gardiner

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 08:11 AM (1Nxff)

165 > Regardless of what I still disagree on issue-wise with these two, it's vital to build a bridge and find common ground, now that an opportunity exists with two influential people that do have an audience. Compromise where we can and try our best to not just sway them to our side but convince them we indeed are on the same side vis a vis creating a society that elevates liberty and the individual over the state.
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Too bad the left has the exact opposite opinion of us. I don't disagree with the intent. I do however think "we" need get medieval on the left's ass, pronto.

Else all is for naught.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 30, 2024 08:11 AM (Q4IgG)

166
He was a total sleazeball. Very creepy scumbag.

That describes about 97.3% of all politicians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 08:12 AM (1Nxff)

167 The problems in Colorado largely exist in the areas invaded by California liberals and their proxies. I submit, if the illegal immigrant invaders try that garbage further out on the range, a lot of them will end up on milk cartons. Which is, as they say, a shame.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2024 08:12 AM (DQHn2)

168 “All of you. You are leaders. By the very fact that you all are here in this room, doing what you do at this incredible school, doing it as one big team, understanding all the different parts that fit together to create a team.”

And this one time a band camp...

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at August 30, 2024 08:12 AM (gbOdA)

169 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)

170 God you people are f#cked. Grasping desperately for anything. But now everyone knows you are weird.

Kamala Harris is going to win in a landslide.

Posted by: Incitatus at August 30, 2024 08:12 AM (lLE1E)

171 At this point, I can’t expose myself to even short clips of Harris talking. Her voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard. Mike Gallagher played a clip of her yesterday talking to a high school marching band. She’s so patronizing and fake; it was like she was talking to 1st graders. She speaks the same way in almost every setting it seems to me…. It’s gonna be a long 9 weeks, 4 days (plus however long all the cheaters are allowed to find and count ballots)….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 30, 2024 08:06 AM (6RwsA)
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She would ask a pointed, hostile question. Then while answering the first she would ask another, unrelated yet also pointed and hostile question.

It was crazy-making.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 08:13 AM (RIvkX)

172 I didn't understand how biased the media was unt they savaged Sarah Palin and this caused me to dig deeper, so I can't really blame Shanahan for not knowing the other side for so long

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2024 08:13 AM (QhfK2)

173 I do however think "we" need get medieval on the left's ass, pronto.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Oo! Oo! May I be in charge of gibbeting?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2024 08:13 AM (WXNFJ)

174 >>Keir Starmer confirms he IS planning outdoor smoking ban with 'more details to be revealed

That name sounds German to me (I could be wrong) and he’s certainly acting German. Western Europe is gone….. coverup kiddie rapes is done by illegals but silently pray outside an abortion clinic or fire up a stogey outside and Scotland Yard comes calling….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 30, 2024 08:13 AM (6RwsA)

175 (This isn’t as crazy as it sounds. As COVID shows, Americans are sorely lacking in Vitamin D, which is a necessary ingredient in our immune systems.)


And this is all due to the fact that they've bullshitted everyone into thinking the sun is BAD and you need to wear SPF1000 before setting foot outside.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)

176 152 The Gov of CO does not jog

he has taken it up the squeakhole too many times

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 08:08 AM (/7KEl)
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So would it be correct to say, if he did jog, that:
a) He jogged on the Yellow Trail?
b) He left a Yellow Trail?

Posted by: Ciampino - "The Yellow Trail" by Dick Diarrhea at August 30, 2024 08:13 AM (qfLjt)

177 But now everyone knows you are weird.
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Gee, that's fresh.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 08:13 AM (RIvkX)

178 "He's going to lounge around on the beach or wherever at taxpayer expense until he dies or January 2025, whichever comes first."

That will be his pathetic legacy. There is no way he will ever see his own Presidential Library, if there ever is one.

Posted by: fd at August 30, 2024 08:14 AM (vFG9F)

179 164
I don't get Kamala. People like Hitler and Obama had personal drive to do what they did. She's just flotsam thrown up by an angry sea.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2024 08:08 AM (Gse2f)

The female Chauncey Gardiner
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 08:11 AM (1Nxff)

Your comment is entirely apt… maybe the best description of her that I have read…

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2024 08:14 AM (PCK5/)

180 Columbus Blue Jackets (NHL) player Johnny Gaudreau and his brother Matthew have died.

Posted by: XTC at August 30, 2024 08:15 AM (UnA8+)

181 Anyway, abortion clinics are going to dry up and die in the future when women discover they can take a pill and self abort instead of enduring an invasive surgical procedure.

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That reminds me of that abortion pill commercial I see all over the TV. Young, smiling women who go pick up their paper sack at the drugstore with their little abortion pill inside proclaiming, "I've got this!"

For some reason, that commercial turns my stomach.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 30, 2024 08:15 AM (N2zvp)

182 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 30, 2024 08:15 AM (kl8ml)

183 I can't fathom what the magats will come up with to criticize this interview. The crazies like Jesse Waters, etc. It was pitch perfect and if anything, should scare Trump into not debating.

She's a woman of color. Everything she says is inherently worthy of criticism, inherently flawed and wrong and incorrect, just categorically to these people.

She had immediate responses to DB's questions-- good, strong responses. DB seemed uptight and maybe a mite
frustrated because Kamala was "pitch perfect," as you said.

that idiot stefanik bitched because, according to her, the joint interview was an insult to women. See how easy that was?

"Same old tired playbook. Next question please." with a big fat PERIOD! Best answer of the interview. Bash tried to trigger a response about The Felons "she's Asian then all of a sudden she's black" remark. That was fucking SWEET!

She cannot act outraged (even though it's deserved). She has to sort of laugh it off and not go negative. Obama used a similar tactic which was effective, but it’s super frustrating that they cannot call racists racists.

She's not going to let them make this about race.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 30, 2024 08:16 AM (ycI94)

184 "She'll sign a huge stack of EO's that were written by others, then turn to Walz and ask, "What am I signing?" -- just like Biden did."

Like Mel Brooks' Governor Lepotomaine in Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2024 08:16 AM (Gse2f)

185 An open mind is a terrible thing to waste. Are Shanahan, and RFK Jr. merely outliers, if this is merely sour grapes at the Democrats for screwing them over, then blasting their erstwhile compatriots, and theoretical fellow travelers seems quite counterproductive in long-term political strategy.



This is my stance as I do not trust them as far as I can throw the Sears Tower. I do not believe they can change their spots this quickly.

I think they're playing a game to gain some power and grow it quietly.

I don't trust them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:16 AM (Zz0t1)

186
Compromise where we can and try our best to not just sway them to our side but convince them we indeed are on the same side vis a vis creating a society that elevates liberty and the individual over the state.

What! It's the Democratic Party position that America and the ideals on which it was founded are fraudulent, that we live on land stolen from peaceful, indigenous peoples, that it's people are racist, sexist, retrograde and homophobic, that we can only be redeemed by turning our lives over to an unelected group of bureaucrats to direct our activities and punish our transgressions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 08:16 AM (1Nxff)

187 Posted by: Incitatus at August 30, 2024 08:12 AM (lLE1E)


Hooz bitch dis iz?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:16 AM (Zz0t1)

188 "I can't really blame Shanahan for not knowing the other side for so long"

She must have never learned one of my basic tenets, "Question Authority".

Posted by: fd at August 30, 2024 08:16 AM (vFG9F)

189 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at August 30, 2024 08:17 AM (53oGX)

190 Regardless of what I still disagree on issue-wise with these two, it's vital to build a bridge and find common ground, now that an opportunity exists with two influential people that do have an audience. Compromise where we can and try our best to not just sway them to our side but convince them we indeed are on the same side vis a vis creating a society that elevates liberty and the individual over the state.

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That's where I am.

"You just acknowledged that every single thing you were ever taught was a lie, and that truth had no role or meaning in your upbringing or advancement. We welcome you and ask for your support while we attempt to right the ship. You know now that nothing you thought was true is true, so please don't get mad if you're not placed in any leadership roles."

Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 08:17 AM (m/kdL)

191 Today is Frankenstein Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2024 08:17 AM (NpAcC)

192 And this is all due to the fact that they've bullshitted everyone into thinking the sun is BAD and you need to wear SPF1000 before setting foot outside.
Posted by: Sponge

Sun bad. Also -

Fat
Unstructured play for children
Meat
Babies sleeping on their sides/back/front (depends on the year apparently)
No electronics
Cash
Personal choice

There's more of course but you get the picture.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2024 08:18 AM (WXNFJ)

193 Columbus Blue Jackets (NHL) player Johnny Gaudreau and his brother Matthew have died.
Posted by: XTC at August 30, 2024 08:15 AM (UnA8+)



From? Of? What happened?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

194 well, Colorado is red with a big blue stripe down the middle: the Front Range cities and the ski towns. These areas can now successfully out-vote the rest of the state.

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 08:18 AM (/7KEl)

195 If Shananhan and RFK can pry away some votes from the Dems that’s a win for our side…

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2024 08:18 AM (PCK5/)

196
(This isn’t as crazy as it sounds. As COVID shows, Americans are sorely lacking in Vitamin D, which is a necessary ingredient in our immune systems.)


And this is all due to the fact that they've bullshitted everyone into thinking the sun is BAD and you need to wear SPF1000 before setting foot outside.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:13 AM


When Trump caught covid they immediately gave him Vit D and zinc - plus other stuff I forget. So did our 'leaders' suggest people get outside in the sunshine or take supplements? No, they wanted us locked in our homes - they worst advice of all.

I'm all behind both MAGA and MAHA.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 08:18 AM (RKVpM)

197 The media didn't call Telles a "Democrat" politician, just a politician. You had to look through various stories to find that he lost a Democratic primary after the murdered reporter filed his stories.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 30, 2024 08:18 AM (ByB3C)

198 UK going full 1984 ..... 'We've got to take action': Keir Starmer confirms he IS planning outdoor smoking ban with 'more details to be revealed'

https://mol.im/a/13792295
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, vogliono silenziare tutti noialtri #62 at August 30, 2024 07:50 AM (qfLjt)


Fortunately, thanks to our existing policy of two-tier policing, this ban will only affect white Britons. -- Keir Starmer

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 30, 2024 08:19 AM (IUd0M)

199 She's a woman of color. Everything she says is inherently worthy of criticism, inherently flawed and wrong and incorrect, just categorically to these people.
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There is so much racism to unpack in this alone.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 08:19 AM (RIvkX)

200 Today is Frankenstein Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2024 08:17 AM (NpAcC)



Perfect timing for the Axios article about the 'Frankenstein' Kumswala campaign team.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:19 AM (Zz0t1)

201 133 Perhaps a threshold placed on that. Overhead eats up a lot of dollars to pay for leftist apparatchiks.

I have an image of the Pointy Haired Boss from Dilbert firing people.

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not you any more."

Posted by: NR Pax at August 30, 2024 08:20 AM (NR6c1)

202 “ but those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.”

Isaiah 40:31

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2024 08:04 AM (DQHn2)


This always reminds me of Chariots Of Fire.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at August 30, 2024 08:20 AM (SfhV1)

203 Sounds like they were out riding bicycles and got wasted by a car and driver

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 08:20 AM (/7KEl)

204 Ma-Again has a new enemy: Ana Navarro (and the entire View cast probably). One more reason to follow her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2024 08:20 AM (sHOMx)

205 Well, if Polis-Smoker really wants to prove that illegal gangs aren't taking over an apartment complex, he should go down there with a news crew and interview residents. It's not that far from the state capitol, after all, and it's even still summer, so the roads are clear.

But he won't do that, and we all know why.

Posted by: pookysgirl has solutions certain people don't want at August 30, 2024 08:21 AM (dtlDP)

206 >>Makes one wish the wolves on Boulder. . .

Looks like they chose Aurora instead.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2024 08:21 AM (LkLld)

207 This always reminds me of Chariots Of Fire.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at August 30, 2024 08:20 AM (SfhV1)



I cannot STAND that song.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)

208 Not legal to smoke tobacco in shared housing here. You have go stand in the curb outside.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 07:59 AM (RIvkX)


I assume you can still spark up the ganja, though.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 30, 2024 08:21 AM (IUd0M)

209 Sounds like they were out riding bicycles and got wasted by a car and driver
Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 08:20 AM (/7KEl)



Illegal alien out for a drunken joyride?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)

210 "Today is Frankenstein Day.
Posted by: redridinghood"

I demand equal time!

Posted by: The Wolfman at August 30, 2024 08:22 AM (vFG9F)

211 It's the Democratic Party position that America and the ideals on which it was founded are fraudulent, that we live on land stolen from peaceful, indigenous peoples, that it's people are racist, sexist, retrograde and homophobic, that we can only be redeemed by turning our lives over to an unelected group of bureaucrats to direct our activities and punish our transgressions.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 08:16 AM (1Nxff)
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Yard-sign catechism

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 08:22 AM (RIvkX)

212
From? Of? What happened?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)


"According to a statement released by the team, Johnny Gaudreau and his brother, Matthew, died Thursday night. There are reports they were killed while biking Thursday night in Oldmans Township, New Jersey, close to their hometown in Salem County, New Jersey."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 08:22 AM (1Nxff)

213 It's also...
National Beach Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2024 08:22 AM (NpAcC)

214 She's a woman of color. Everything she says is inherently worthy of criticism, inherently flawed and wrong and incorrect, just categorically to these people.

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Ah, so equality.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 08:23 AM (m/kdL)

215 I assume you can still spark up the ganja, though.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 30, 2024 08:21 AM (IUd0M)
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Of course, comrade!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 08:23 AM (RIvkX)

216 I would rather see these two, that have had their eyes open, in leadership positions than the usual Repub that thinks it's business as usual.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 30, 2024 08:23 AM (MpVUb)

217 173 I do however think "we" need get medieval on the left's ass, pronto.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Oo! Oo! May I be in charge of gibbeting?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2024 08:13 AM (WXNFJ)
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Oo! Does that involve filleting?

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettoe, gli briganti sono in prigione #01 at August 30, 2024 08:23 AM (qfLjt)

218 "According to a statement released by the team, Johnny Gaudreau and his brother, Matthew, died Thursday night. There are reports they were killed while biking Thursday night in Oldmans Township, New Jersey, close to their hometown in Salem County, New Jersey."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 08:22 AM (1Nxff)



Horrible........I'm still betting illegal alien with a California driver's license driving around after a bottle of tequila.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

219 193 From? Of? What happened?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

The words "Bike Accident" are used, but it doesn't say whether they mean bicycles or motorcycles.

Posted by: XTC at August 30, 2024 08:24 AM (UnA8+)

220 "I can't really blame Shanahan for not knowing the other side for so long"

I'm glad to see she has had her eyes opened but listening to her and with her background she is obviously very intelligent. How do people like this get duped by MSM their whole lives? Millions more just like her. It boggles the mind

Posted by: Ripley at August 30, 2024 08:24 AM (GUOwU)

221 I would rather see these two, that have had their eyes open, in leadership positions than the usual Repub that thinks it's business as usual.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

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Oh, they have to go, too. MAGA or bust.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 08:24 AM (m/kdL)

222 Starmer removes ‘unsettling’ portrait of Margaret Thatcher from No 10

I could feel her eyes upon me, staring at me, as she called me a poof. -- Keir Starmer

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 30, 2024 08:24 AM (IUd0M)

223 When Trump caught covid they immediately gave him Vit D and zinc - plus other stuff I forget. So did our 'leaders' suggest people get outside in the sunshine or take supplements? No, they wanted us locked in our homes - they worst advice of all.

I'm all behind both MAGA and MAHA.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 08:18 AM (RKVpM)

And Walz sent out men with paintball guns to shoot anyone who dared go out to their porch to catch the sun's rays, enfeebled by Minnesota's latitude and tree cover.

Posted by: pookysgirl has vacationed in MN at August 30, 2024 08:25 AM (dtlDP)

224 220 "I can't really blame Shanahan for not knowing the other side for so long"

I'm glad to see she has had her eyes opened but listening to her and with her background she is obviously very intelligent. How do people like this get duped by MSM their whole lives? Millions more just like her. It boggles the mind
Posted by: Ripley at August 30, 2024 08:24 AM (GUOwU)

Probably lived her entire life without ever knowing a nationalist..

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2024 08:25 AM (PCK5/)

225 218 "According to a statement released by the team, Johnny Gaudreau and his brother, Matthew, died Thursday night. There are reports they were killed while biking Thursday night in Oldmans Township, New Jersey, close to their hometown in Salem County, New Jersey."


how do you hit and kill BOTH OF THEM with a CAR?!?!? that driver was drunk as a skunk

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2024 08:25 AM (s3qiR)

226 "Today is Frankenstein Day.
Posted by: redridinghood"

I demand equal time!
Posted by: The Wolfman at August 30, 2024 08:22 AM (vFG9F)

I'm here, but nobody knows it.

Posted by: The Invisible Man at August 30, 2024 08:26 AM (Aqu9a)

227 Probably lived her entire life without ever knowing a nationalist..


the isolation of not being lefty in certain locations and circles is real, and for women in particular it is painful. I feel it constantly.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2024 08:26 AM (s3qiR)

228 That will be his pathetic legacy. There is no way he will ever see his own Presidential Library, if there ever is one.
Posted by: fd at August 30, 2024 08:14 AM (vFG9F)
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His garage n Wilmington seems perfect.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2024 08:26 AM (sHOMx)

229 I'm glad to see she has had her eyes opened but listening to her and with her background she is obviously very intelligent. How do people like this get duped by MSM their whole lives? Millions more just like her. It boggles the mind
Posted by: Ripley at August 30, 2024 08:24 AM (GUOwU)



She's rich. Like with most rich, hollywood, athletes, etc., they're surrounded by smoke blowers. The are constantly getting smoke blown up their asses by people who convince them they're the smartest ever, everything they say and do is golden and to stay in power, they need to make sure they think and feel a certain way to maintain their positive view with the public.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

230 I don't get Kamala. People like Hitler and Obama had personal drive to do what they did. She's just flotsam thrown up by an angry sea.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2024 08:08 AM (Gse2f)


As with most people in politics, her drive is in attaining office, climbing to higher office, enriching herself in the process, and attaining a form of semi-nobility. Policies are just crap you do to achieve your goals.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 30, 2024 08:27 AM (IUd0M)

231 Biden's Presidential Library should be some pamphlets on a card table in front of the Whole Foods.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

232 They were killed by a drunk driver.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 30, 2024 08:28 AM (KAi1n)

233 And Walz sent out men with paintball guns to shoot anyone who dared go out to their porch to catch the sun's rays, enfeebled by Minnesota's latitude and tree cover.
Posted by: pookysgirl has vacationed in MN at August 30, 2024 08:25 AM (dtlDP)



They should've shot back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

234 230 I don't get Kamala. People like Hitler and Obama had personal drive to do what they did. She's just flotsam thrown up by an angry sea.


no, she's a former whore. literally a call girl.

being a politician is a natural progression from that.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2024 08:28 AM (s3qiR)

235 That will be his pathetic legacy. There is no way he will ever see his own Presidential Library, if there ever is one.
Posted by: fd

It would be appropriate if it was full of refrigerators where his scribblings are hung up with magnets.

"Oh Joe, you answered all the questions!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2024 08:29 AM (WXNFJ)

236 >>I'm glad to see she has had her eyes opened but listening to her and with her background she is obviously very intelligent. How do people like this get duped by MSM their whole lives? Millions more just like her. It boggles the mind

Nicole Shanahan, the vice presidential candidate picked by independent hopeful Robert F. Kennedy Jr, walked away with more than $1 billion following her divorce from ex-husband and Google co-founder Sergey Brin, according to a report.

Shanahan, the 38-year-old California native who worked as a lawyer in Silicon Valley before entering politics, finalized her divorce from Brin last year. Her split from Brin was reportedly triggered by an alleged affair she had with his longtime friend, tech mogul Elon Musk.

During their five-year marriage, Shanahan attended parties with other tech executives in Silicon Valley where she consumed recreational drugs including cocaine, ketamine and psychedelic mushrooms, according to The New York Times. . . .


Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 08:29 AM (Pijte)

237 PDJT probably averages two interviews daily. Vance did seven interviews last Sunday alone, all with hostile interviewers.

If ever the press starts demanding equal access to both Demofascist "candidates", the country might actually learn something.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2024 08:29 AM (sHOMx)

238 " It's also...
National Beach Day.
Posted by: redridinghood"


Let Me Take You To The Beach:

youtu.be/QJPiHcOO0Hc

A fun little ditty. Completely and totally SFW.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at August 30, 2024 08:29 AM (vFG9F)

239 232 They were killed by a drunk driver.


definitely but killing two very strong healthy young men on separate bikes?!?! that takes doing.

murder by moron

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2024 08:29 AM (s3qiR)

240 I'm here, but nobody knows it.
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Who said that??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 08:29 AM (RIvkX)

241 Starmer removes ‘unsettling’ portrait of Margaret Thatcher from No 10

I could feel her eyes upon me, staring at me, as she called me a poof. -- Keir Starmer
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

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Which is weird considering that she was one of only a handful of tory members of parliament who voted to legalize The Gay back in the 60s.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 08:29 AM (m/kdL)

242 They were killed by a drunk driver.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 30, 2024 08:28 AM (KAi1n)



I do not put it past today for this to be another 'accident' to get the public to DEMAND the government DO SOMETHING about drunk driving.

Laws will be lowered to .02 BAC and everyone will be taxed to infinity if busted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

243 > "I can't really blame Shanahan for not knowing the other side for so long"
--------
Oh, I think she knew it. It was only after she personally was getting shafted by them that she thought otherwise. Both her and RFK Jr are desperate to remain relevant. Especially after dumping a fuck ton of money on their campaign.

Another 'lightbringer' gets anointed and they'll be right there at its side.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 30, 2024 08:30 AM (Q4IgG)

244 That reminds me of that abortion pill commercial I see all over the TV. Young, smiling women who go pick up their paper sack at the drugstore with their little abortion pill inside proclaiming, "I've got this!"

For some reason, that commercial turns my stomach.
Posted by: Lady in Black
____

I saw this. I was thinking that their dads must be so proud. /s

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 30, 2024 08:30 AM (fs1hN)

245 Most of the reports of the Gaudreau killings was crap and talked about his hockey career , but one did say the driver remained at the scene. No indication as to the reason or whether intoxicated

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 30, 2024 08:30 AM (ByB3C)

246 Existence of another figure from the Bible may have just been proven

https://mol.im/a/13793143

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettoe, i briganti sono in prigione #02 at August 30, 2024 08:30 AM (qfLjt)

247 The words "Bike Accident" are used, but it doesn't say whether they mean bicycles or motorcycles.
Posted by: XTC at August 30, 2024 08:24 AM (UnA8+)
~~~~~

Latest I've seen is that they were struck by a drunk driver.
https://tinyurl.com/5ek6u6p8

Posted by: IrishEi at August 30, 2024 08:31 AM (3ImbR)

248 I do however think "we" need get medieval on the left's ass, pronto.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Oo! Oo! May I be in charge of gibbeting?
Posted by: Tonypete


SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
TREBUCHETS! Git yer trebuchets heyah!

C'mon down to rickb223's House of Trebuchets!

Where we run hourly specials on all sizes of trebuchets from the back yard single seat to industrial* dozen seats at a time!

*Industrial are guaranteed to fling liberals 1,000 yards at a fling or double your money back!
(And we've never given away a dime!)

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 30, 2024 08:31 AM (kl8ml)

249 >>It's also...
National Beach Day


*sigh*
Would love to be walking on the beach today. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 08:31 AM (Pijte)

250 "the isolation of not being lefty in certain locations and circles is real"

Heh. Most weekends i spend home, alone, happily stoned - and i'm considered a lib here.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 30, 2024 08:31 AM (KAi1n)

251 233 And Walz sent out men with paintball guns to shoot anyone who dared go out to their porch to catch the sun's rays, enfeebled by Minnesota's latitude and tree cover.
Posted by: pookysgirl has vacationed in MN at August 30, 2024 08:25 AM (dtlDP)


They should've shot back.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

Maybe, just maybe, Sponge, our side is getting a clue and is realizing that BAMN is something that we can and should employ. It’s the path to getting power… and keeping it.

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2024 08:31 AM (PCK5/)

252 173 I do however think "we" need get medieval on the left's ass, pronto.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Oo! Oo! May I be in charge of gibbeting?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2024 08:13 AM (WXNFJ)

May I stoke the brazen bull?

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at August 30, 2024 08:31 AM (gbOdA)

253 Which is weird considering that she was one of only a handful of tory members of parliament who voted to legalize The Gay back in the 60s.
____

Is Herr Starmer a proffer? I didn't know. Does he have a wife and kids?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 30, 2024 08:32 AM (fs1hN)

254 >the isolation of not being lefty in certain locations and circles is real, and for women in particular it is painful. I feel it constantly.

Posted by: BlackOrchid
---

be proud you're a rebel

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 08:32 AM (/7KEl)

255 Probably lived her entire life without ever knowing a nationalist..


--

hahaha, threadwinner.

Anyone else old enough to remember when they used to call it patriotism?

Gosh, who would've thought all that the full court "America is no better than any other country" press by the (D)s would've produced this fruit after a generation?

Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 08:32 AM (m/kdL)

256 @252, 173 I want to be in charge of petard hoisting

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 30, 2024 08:33 AM (ByB3C)

257 May I stoke the brazen bull?
____

I read that as 'stroke'. My bad.

Posted by: David French at August 30, 2024 08:33 AM (fs1hN)

258 RFK and Shanahan are more open-minded than Cindy McVain and the Boneless Pork Rectum (Uniparty-Utah).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2024 08:33 AM (sHOMx)

259 SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
TREBUCHETS! Git yer trebuchets heyah!

C'mon down to rickb223's House of Trebuchets!
Posted by: rickb223

Tell me you'll have a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man there.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2024 08:33 AM (WXNFJ)

260 I read that as 'stroke'. My bad.
Posted by: David French at August 30, 2024 08:33 AM (fs1hN)



I did as well and got excited.

Posted by: Tim "Drinker of Horse Jizz" Walz at August 30, 2024 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

261 Latest I've seen is that they were struck by a drunk driver.
https://tinyurl.com/5ek6u6p8


ah I see

first off - looks like regular bikes

second - it's dark now at that time, and it's NEW JERSEY where no one can drive

third - they were side by side. ugh. so that's how the drunk bastard got them both, probably driving a massive Tahoe or other big ass SUV like all NJ drivers do

tragic - these Canadian boys don't get where they are. NJ is the worst state in the US and that's saying something with PA and NY right there

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2024 08:34 AM (s3qiR)

262 Laws will be lowered to .02 BAC and everyone will be taxed to infinity if busted.
Posted by: Sponge

Don't drink and drive.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 30, 2024 08:34 AM (KAi1n)

263 That reminds me of that abortion pill commercial I see all over the TV. Young, smiling women who go pick up their paper sack at the drugstore with their little abortion pill inside proclaiming, "I've got this!"

For some reason, that commercial turns my stomach.
Posted by: Lady in Black
____

I saw this. I was thinking that their dads must be so proud. /s
Posted by: Chuck Martel


Daddy? Daddy? See what I did daddy? I'm on tv daddy! Daddy!!!!!!!!

Dad is banging his secretary.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 30, 2024 08:34 AM (kl8ml)

264 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2024 08:34 AM (gbOdA)

265 155 I don't get Kamala. People like Hitler and Obama had personal drive to do what they did. She's just flotsam thrown up by an angry sea.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 30, 2024 08:08 AM (Gse2f)


This is an important point. Can she hold-up under prolonged work and performance pressure such as she's never before experienced? We're going to find out.

Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2024 08:35 AM (aBgBM)

266 Good morning JJ, and thanks for the post and links. Hope you are feeling stronger during this non-treatment time.

Posted by: Grateful at August 30, 2024 08:35 AM (IQ6Gq)

267
Don't drink and drive.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 30, 2024 08:34 AM (KAi1n)



Then ban 'dry' towns.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

268 SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
TREBUCHETS! Git yer trebuchets heyah!

C'mon down to rickb223's House of Trebuchets!
Posted by: rickb223

Tell me you'll have a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man there.
Posted by: Tonypete


And a bouncy house for the kids!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 30, 2024 08:35 AM (kl8ml)

269 wiki says the current British PM is married, 2 kids, pescatarian, atheist

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 08:35 AM (/7KEl)

270 The 2 years I lived in NJ I refused to put NJ plates on my car. The humiliation and shame would be too much...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 08:36 AM (RIvkX)

271 Tell me you'll have a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man there.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 30, 2024 08:33 AM (WXNFJ)

Or maybe hobo throws every odd hour.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2024 08:36 AM (gbOdA)

272 269 wiki says the current British PM is married, 2 kids, pescatarian, atheist
Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 08:35 AM (/7KEl)


And complete communist asshole…

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2024 08:36 AM (PCK5/)

273
Or maybe hobo throws every odd hour.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2024 08:36 AM (gbOdA)



Would you settle for 'midget tossing?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

274 Tell me you'll have a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man there.
Posted by: Tonypete


This is how you can tell we're not liberals. We can have fun with just about anything. 😁

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 30, 2024 08:37 AM (kl8ml)

275 Is there anything the media and the Demoncrats can't blame Trump for? It's almost like some kind of super power.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 30, 2024 08:37 AM (FfSAJ)

276 234 230 I don't get Kamala. People like Hitler and Obama had personal drive to do what they did. She's just flotsam thrown up by an angry sea.


no, she's a former whore. literally a call girl.

being a politician is a natural progression from that.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2024 08:28 AM (s3qiR)
----
Yes but politician is below whore.
Now where do actors fall with those two?

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettoe, i briganti sono in prigione #03 at August 30, 2024 08:37 AM (qfLjt)

277 Which is weird considering that she was one of only a handful of tory members of parliament who voted to legalize The Gay back in the 60s.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 08:29 AM (m/kdL)


It's one thing to not jail them, it's something else altogether to allow them any sort of authority. Besides, it was the 60s, I was high. -- ghost of Maggie Thatcher

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 30, 2024 08:37 AM (IUd0M)

278 This is how you can tell we're not liberals. We can have fun with just about anything. 😁
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 30, 2024 08:37 AM (kl8ml)



You can smash their elbows with a hammer over and over and never find their funny bone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

279 I think Shanahan is being honest, in saying she did not understand MAGA or appreciate the people who voted for Trump. I have a good friend who lives in Carmel, surrounded by California Democrats, and he's treated a little like an object of amazement: "Hey everyone, look! An actual Trump voter! And he's a human!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2024 08:38 AM (TrpOO)

280 Is there anything the media and the Demoncrats can't blame Trump for? It's almost like some kind of super power.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 30, 2024 08:37 AM (FfSAJ)



They've been in power for 12 of the past 16 years and every issue the world over is Trump's fault.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

281 Disclose.tv @disclosetv Aug 29
NOW - Kamala Harris: "He even called for termination of the United States Supreme, the c--, the supreme land of our nation. The United States Constitution."

https://tinyurl.com/3jd97ws6
12 seconds; I think drunk/stoned Kamala incoherently trying to make a point about the J6 'insurrection'.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 08:38 AM (CEzQx)

282 Would you settle for 'midget tossing?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

is that in the urban dixt?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2024 08:38 AM (gbOdA)

283 > This is how you can tell we're not liberals. We can have fun with just about anything. 😁
-------
Especially a semi-obscure reference to "Pulp Fiction."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 30, 2024 08:38 AM (Q4IgG)

284 Is the drunk driver in the penalty box?

Too soon?

Posted by: dantesed at August 30, 2024 08:39 AM (Oy/m2)

285 Those hockey players getting killed in a highway accident for some reason reminds me of the death of Angelo Codevilla. My conspiracy-fevered brain always found his death suspicious…. Some people think Andrew Brietbart was taken out (completely different set of circumstances). Once you stop trusting the media and government, everything is up for grabs….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 30, 2024 08:39 AM (ANuwa)

286 C'mon down to rickb223's House of Trebuchets!
Posted by: rickb223

Tell me you'll have a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man there.
Posted by: Tonypete
---
It would be entertaining to launch those from a trebuchet. Imagine the confusion in your enemy seeing one of those flying at him at high speed...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 30, 2024 08:39 AM (7fElN)

287 DogeDesigner @cb_doge
BREAKING: Alexandre de Moraes blocks financial accounts of Starlink in Brazil.

All Starlink managers in Brazil have been notified and summoned to address the amounts owed to Brazilian courts by the X, as per Metrópoles.

Preston Byrne @prestonjbyrne
This is some really lawless stuff coming out of Brazil. SpaceX is not Elon Musk; he has about half the cap table, the rest is owned by private investors.

If the US government were doing its job, it would use diplomacy to put a stop to this overnight.

Elon Musk @elonmusk
SpaceX and X are two completely different companies with different shareholders. I own about 40% of SpaceX, so this absolutely illegal action by the dictator @alexandre improperly punishes other shareholders and the people of Brazil.

Ezra Levant @ezralevant
Sure, this is about Brazil and Elon Musk.

But it's much more: it's the entire world watching what they can get away with -- seizing U.S. corporations as part of a political vendetta.

With absolute silence from the White House and State Department.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 08:40 AM (CEzQx)

288 >>Another 'lightbringer' gets anointed and they'll be right there at its side.

I really wonder if that's true. The Democrat Party has always called themselves the Big Tent Party and built their power on a very diverse coalition. This is a party that embraces both Hamas and Jews.

I don't think many of them cared when they started taking actual communists into their party as long as they got their votes. And now communists run the party. Slowly, then all at once.

New England is full of old school Yankee Democrats. Obviously, not my cup of tea but not communists. I lived for years in Boston which is 100% Democrat but it was one of the safest, cleanest and least oppressive big cities around. Conservatives weren't hunted, we were just ignored. We disagreed but they didn't want to exterminate us.

This new group of communists running the Party has almost nothing in common with the old school. These people hate America. The JFK/RFKs weren't my type but they did love this country. I think the Democrat Party is heading for a reckoning.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2024 08:40 AM (LkLld)

289
https://tinyurl.com/3jd97ws6
12 seconds; I think drunk/stoned Kamala incoherently trying to make a point about the J6 'insurrection'.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 08:38 AM (CEzQx)



She's wasted.

Who is she talking about? Trump called for the termination of the SC or the Constitution, whatever she's attempting to refer to there?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

290 Is there anything the media and the Demoncrats can't blame Trump for? It's almost like some kind of super power.
Posted by: Northernlurker


Democrats have had the big chair for 12 of the last 16 years and yet ALL of the problems are Trump's fault and they somehow have the solutions.

Spit.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 30, 2024 08:40 AM (kl8ml)

291 Is Herr Starmer a proffer? I didn't know. Does he have a wife and kids?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 30, 2024 08:32 AM (fs1hN)


1. I don't know that Starmer is actually ghey. I was using it as a semi-generic insult.
2. Barack Obama, Tim Walz, etc. have wives and kids.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 30, 2024 08:40 AM (IUd0M)

292 While we all thought that interview was horrible given what we knew of the setting and background of the interviewer....

It won't make a difference to the low info voter. It wasn't Joe Biden debate bad.

We have to remind ourselves that the average American voter is a complete and utter idiot when it comes to history, political ideology, economics...all they vote on are the feeelz...

Posted by: Defenestratus at August 30, 2024 08:40 AM (84pHU)

293 You can smash their elbows with a hammer over and over and never find their funny bone.
Posted by: Sponge


Swearsies you'll let me try?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 30, 2024 08:40 AM (kl8ml)

294 @thehill
"Summer COVID surge shows we may have to return to 2020 pandemic measures" (@TheHillOpinion)

NFW

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2024 08:41 AM (gbOdA)

295 second - it's dark now at that time, and it's NEW JERSEY where no one can drive
===================
NJ drivers drive well, just (sadly) with homicidal intent.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 30, 2024 08:41 AM (7Vwbs)

296 253 Is Herr Starmer a proffer? I didn't know. Does he have a wife and kids?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 30, 2024 08:32 AM (fs1hN)

All lefties are gay.

If they weren't, they'd be kicked out of the left.

Posted by: XTC at August 30, 2024 08:41 AM (UnA8+)

297 @253
proffer s/b poofter

My phone auto correct learned a new word today

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 30, 2024 08:41 AM (fs1hN)

298 Norm MacDonald: last year America's worst job was crack whore
This year its been surpassed by the new #1 , crack whore trainee

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 30, 2024 08:41 AM (ByB3C)

299 They should've shot back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

Minnesota gun culture isn't super strong. They have some hunting, sure, but it's not as pervasive as, say, South Dakota. I'm guessing the Sioux uprising in the 1860s had something to do with the embrace of gun control, but I can't be sure. There are a decent number of reservations up there, a lot of people don't know that.

Posted by: pookysgirl has vacationed in MN at August 30, 2024 08:41 AM (dtlDP)

300 276
A whore will take your money, give you a happy ending and maybe an STD.
A politician will take your money, screw you in the bunghole, give you an STD and using a plethora of stochastic arguments, convince you that you got the better of the encounter.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettoe, i briganti sono in prigione #04 at August 30, 2024 08:42 AM (qfLjt)

301 wiki says the current British PM is married, 2 kids, pescatarian, atheist
Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 08:35 AM (/7KEl)


Wiki says that Big Mike Obama is female.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 30, 2024 08:42 AM (IUd0M)

302 Clay Travis
@ClayTravis

I know politicians lie, but Kamala Harris side by side on banning fracking, when she ran for president in 2020 & now, is honestly staggering. It’s not just that she said she would ban fracking, it’s that she cited her baby nieces as the reason.

https://tinyurl.com/322dvxwn

Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2024 08:42 AM (NpAcC)

303 > Once you stop trusting the media and government, everything is up for grabs…
----------
Trump was prohibited from releasing stuff he thought the public should know. Given the current set of circumstances if I were him I'd just start putting it all down in pixels on line and let the chips fall where they might.

But, then again, I don't give a flyin' fuck anymore.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 30, 2024 08:42 AM (Q4IgG)

304 Swearsies you'll let me try?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 30, 2024 08:40 AM (kl8ml)



I'll even provide the hammer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:42 AM (Zz0t1)

305 A Wells Fargo worker died on the job, at her desk. Her body was found four days later.

ho lee fook

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2024 08:42 AM (gbOdA)

306 I am Christian. I have learned from history that Christians have to fight at times… like these times for instance. For example, using history… you know what they called Christians who didn’t really want to fight, back in the day??? Dhimmis… or Muslim, if they wanted to go along to get along…

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2024 08:43 AM (PCK5/)

307 If Starmer isn't ghey, I'm sure like Barky , he's ghey curious

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 30, 2024 08:43 AM (ByB3C)

308 I think Shanahan is being honest, in saying she did not understand MAGA or appreciate the people who voted for Trump. I have a good friend who lives in Carmel, surrounded by California Democrats, and he's treated a little like an object of amazement: "Hey everyone, look! An actual Trump voter! And he's a human!"
-----------
"Trump" Kohm swear-word. You will not speak it!
-- Kohm Oriental-race village elder

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 08:43 AM (CEzQx)

309 Law school in boston and MA NG in Quinzy. JFK dems. Workin' man. That kinda thing. 1992-1995. Looong time ago.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 30, 2024 08:43 AM (KAi1n)

310 261 tragic - these Canadian boys don't get where they are. NJ is the worst state in the US and that's saying something with PA and NY right there
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2024 08:34 AM (s3qiR)

They're not Canadian. They're actually from South Jersey.

That's why everyone was so sure that Johnny was going to sign with the Philadelphia Flyers right up until he signed with Columbus instead.

Posted by: XTC at August 30, 2024 08:44 AM (UnA8+)

311 China Shuts Down Speculation That It Has Reached Peak Emissions

China has yet to see its carbon dioxide emissions peak as it is a developing nation and has a massive population.
The message comes from the country’s National Energy Administration in response to speculation that China had achieved peak emissions before its own deadline.

Posted by: SMOD at August 30, 2024 08:44 AM (RHGPo)

312 Pescatarian?? That sounds fishy.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 08:45 AM (CEzQx)

313 "Assistant Crack Whore"

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2024 08:45 AM (uujoW)

314 They're not Canadian. They're actually from South Jersey.

That's why everyone was so sure that Johnny was going to sign with the Philadelphia Flyers right up until he signed with Columbus instead.


ahhh.... assumption based on names!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2024 08:45 AM (s3qiR)

315 “ And Walz sent out men with paintball guns to shoot anyone who dared go out to their porch to catch the sun's rays, enfeebled by Minnesota's latitude and tree cover.
Posted by: pookysgirl has vacationed in MN at August 30, 2024 08:25 AM (dtlDP)


They should've shot back.”

With a Carl Gustav HEDP round.

That’s one of the most authoritarian, egregious abuses of our Bill of Right I have ever seen.

These are the people some voters want to…put in charge?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2024 08:46 AM (DQHn2)

316 China Shuts Down Speculation That It Has Reached Peak Emissions


You can still see 100 ft. in front of you. They have a LONG way to go before they reach max pollution.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

317 309 Law school in boston and MA NG in Quinzy. JFK dems. Workin' man. That kinda thing. 1992-1995. Looong time ago.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 30, 2024 08:43 AM (KAi1n)

Blue collar here… trades, union, all of that sort of thing… scales fell of eyes during the Billy Jeff Regime…

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2024 08:46 AM (PCK5/)

318 British PM wouldn't let his kids eat meat until they were 10 years old

-wiki

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 08:46 AM (/7KEl)

319 Scat - you can't spell pescatarian w/o it.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 30, 2024 08:46 AM (KAi1n)

320 They should've shot back.
-

Minnesota gun culture isn't super strong...

-

Plus they were antifa chicks.

Which made it funny, because they'd voted to be shot and likely attacked and ridiculed people who tried to say "Let's not elect people who will shoot citizens that stand on their porch at dusk."

Them crying and running back indoors to complain about how their political support of the government had resulted in their being shot by the government was pretty funny.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 08:47 AM (m/kdL)

321
That’s one of the most authoritarian, egregious abuses of our Bill of Right I have ever seen.

These are the people some voters want to…put in charge?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2024 08:46 AM (DQHn2)



I just might've seen that act as a declaration of war on the populace and taken appropriate action.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

322 Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
Scott Jennings is lighting up this CNN clown car panel right now.

JENNINGS: She took no responsibility for saying Biden was fine, that he was strong. Nobody believes that.

PANEL MEMBER: "I do."

JENNINGS: "Then why isn't he running?"

https://tinyurl.com/34jwdhyt

Posted by: redridinghood at August 30, 2024 08:47 AM (NpAcC)

323 Tim Walz on Stolen Valor: 'My Grammar Is Not Always Correct'

And to think he taught engrish in china.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2024 08:47 AM (gbOdA)

324
Looks like Trump secured the critical Taylor Swift endorsement:

https://t.ly/7CO2b

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 08:47 AM (RKVpM)

325 A Wells Fargo worker died on the job, at her desk. Her body was found four days later.


Was she on the phone with customer service support???

Posted by: dantesed at August 30, 2024 08:47 AM (Oy/m2)

326 Big Lots Reportedly Mulls Bankruptcy Amid Consumer Downturn

"Such payments often precede corporate restructurings, especially in Chapter 11, and serve to keep key management from jumping ship during the effort."

Posted by: SMOD at August 30, 2024 08:47 AM (RHGPo)

327 I didn't know what a pesca-whatever is

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 08:48 AM (/7KEl)

328
I guess thanks to Nate Silver's latest, it's now time for the Democrats to:

Lie Harder

Arrest Harder

Riot Harder

Quarantine Harder

That worked last time. Maybe it'll work again.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2024 08:48 AM (eDfFs)

329 286 C'mon down to rickb223's House of Trebuchets!
Posted by: rickb223

Tell me you'll have a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man there.
Posted by: Tonypete
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It would be entertaining to launch those from a trebuchet. Imagine the confusion in your enemy seeing one of those flying at him at high speed...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 30, 2024 08:39 AM (7fElN)
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They have too much drag. Try throwing a party balloon.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettoe, i briganti sono in prigione #05 at August 30, 2024 08:48 AM (qfLjt)

330 A Wells Fargo worker died on the job, at her desk. Her body was found four days later.

-

types
deletes

Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 08:48 AM (m/kdL)

331 280 They've been in power for 12 of the past 16 years and every issue the world over is Trump's fault.

Only because they learned that George Bush is not such a bad guy and is on their side.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 30, 2024 08:48 AM (NR6c1)

332 If Starmer isn't ghey, I'm sure like Barky , he's ghey curious

.............

Just look at a picture of him and tell me he's not...

Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2024 08:48 AM (j/yko)

333 pescatarian

a fan of Joe Pesci films maybe I dunno

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 08:48 AM (/7KEl)

334 327 I didn't know what a pesca-whatever is
Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 08:48 AM (/7KEl)

Fish Heads, Fish Heads
Roly-Poly Fish Heads….

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2024 08:49 AM (PCK5/)

335 I'm sure pescatarians are only slightly less sanctimonious and annoying than vegetarians

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 30, 2024 08:49 AM (ByB3C)

336 Looks like Trump secured the critical Taylor Swift endorsement:

https://t.ly/7CO2b
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 08:47 AM (RKVpM)



Someone is going to hear from her lawyers very soon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)

337 Looks like Trump secured the critical Taylor Swift endorsement:

https://t.ly/7CO2b
Posted by: Divide by Zero at A

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The person who made that will be tracked down and thrown in jail for "influencing elections" or whatever they jailed the meme guy for.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 08:49 AM (m/kdL)

338 I don't think we'll see Presidential libraries in the future. Did Obama finish his? The whole point is so historians can research what their administration did. But they are no longer functioning as President, just a figurehead.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 30, 2024 08:49 AM (MpVUb)

339
China Shuts Down Speculation That It Has Reached Peak Emissions

Chinese carbon dioxide is fragrant and spurs economic growth and a better life for its people.

American carbon dioxide is stinky and causes the oceans to rise and feeds corporate greed and price gouging.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 08:49 AM (1Nxff)

340 Minnesota allows NFA items under circumstances. There’s enough meat there to own an m249. Just sayin.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2024 08:50 AM (DQHn2)

341 Ancient Egyptians used so much copper, they polluted the harbor near the pyramids, study finds

Posted by: SMOD at August 30, 2024 08:50 AM (RHGPo)

342 Small little item but Brittany Mahomes is a Trump backer big time… local interest around my area…

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2024 08:50 AM (PCK5/)

343 That’s one of the most authoritarian, egregious abuses of our Bill of Right I have ever seen.

These are the people some voters want to…put in charge?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2024 08:46 AM (DQHn2)

Minnesota is in the midst of a huge brain and wealth drain. I'm going to have to search the Powerline archives, but the numbers are staggering.

Posted by: give pookysgirl one moment please at August 30, 2024 08:51 AM (dtlDP)

344 >>Law school in boston and MA NG in Quinzy. JFK dems. Workin' man. That kinda thing. 1992-1995. Looong time ago.

But that's the thing, it wasn't a long time ago everywhere. Clearly not in SF but Boston was pretty old school up until the last few years. And the cities descent has mirrored the change.

This whole DEI, ESG, race and gender uber alles stuff was percolating in the schools like Harvard but it wasn't mainstream at all. Now it is and the city is starting to come unmoored.

Look at what's happening with The Squad and Michigan. Dearbornistan is not happy with Democrats. New Epic (Democrat) poll of MI out today and Trump is +1. Trump is starting to draw significant union votes and black votes. A lot of Democrats are waking up to find out they have become the baddies.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2024 08:51 AM (LkLld)

345 @327 Don, they don't eat meat or poultry only fish and vegetables

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 30, 2024 08:51 AM (ByB3C)

346 Good morning, friends! I was surprised by my team with having them take my classes for me, so I am sitting here at home wondering what to do with myself.

With the Kamala interview, the best was shown. That is her best. Read Shannahan ‘s blurb J.J. provided in contrast to Harris. The difference in intellect is astounding. Yet one is being propped up for leading the free world and the other is labeled a kook. A kook who built a business worth a billion, right libs?

Posted by: Piper at August 30, 2024 08:51 AM (p4NUW)

347
Someone is going to hear from her lawyers very soon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:49 AM


If Trump doesn't win I'll go to jail for posting it and 'influencing the election'. But it's okay for the Harris people to use AI to put a huge crowd in front of Air Farce Two to 'influence the election'.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 08:52 AM (RKVpM)

348 318 British PM wouldn't let his kids eat meat until they were 10 years old

-wiki

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 08:46 AM (/7KEl)
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So are they all under 5' 5" and dimwits?

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettoe, i briganti sono in prigione #06 at August 30, 2024 08:52 AM (qfLjt)

349 A kook who built a business worth a billion, right libs?

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Uh... About that.

I mean, yeah. Sort of. It's certainly become a business.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 08:52 AM (m/kdL)

350 The report revealed that in nearly half of the 327 cases the OIG reviewed, FBI personnel did not comply with mandatory reporting requirements to local law enforcement or social services, which severely undermined the agency’s efforts to protect children.

So why did the FBI not report? My guess to protect illegals or other privilege class.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2024 08:53 AM (gbOdA)

351 348 318 British PM wouldn't let his kids eat meat until they were 10 years old

-wiki

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 08:46 AM (/7KEl)
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So are they all under 5' 5" and dimwits?
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettoe, i briganti sono in prigione #06 at August 30, 2024 08:52 AM (qfLj

Trying to fit in with the illegals there…

Posted by: tubal at August 30, 2024 08:53 AM (PCK5/)

352 “ I just might've seen that act as a declaration of war on the populace and taken appropriate action.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)”

It’s unreal. You light up a civilian for being on their porch with an LL round (they were not paintballs). I know a lot of places they would have received return fire. Assholes.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 30, 2024 08:53 AM (DQHn2)

353 "Summer COVID surge shows we may have to return to 2020 pandemic measures" (@TheHillOpinion)

NFW
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2024 08:41 AM (gbOdA)

Two nights ago I was miserable; awful sinus headache… knew I had a sinus infection (I get them occasionally) so I went to a nearby urgent care yesterday morning first thing to get a prescription for an antibiotic. I pretty much told the doc what I had (self diagnosed) but he insisted on testing me for covid (came back negative) and talked about the big covid “wave” we’re experiencing. I got my antibiotic but I could see that healthcare workers are still a bit wacky about covid….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 30, 2024 08:53 AM (i5Vkf)

354 J.J. - thank you collecting all this information in one spot. I don’t say that enough.

Posted by: Piper at August 30, 2024 08:53 AM (p4NUW)

355
A Wells Fargo worker died on the job, at her desk. Her body was found four days later.

A White House worker died on the job, at his desk. His body was found four days later.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 08:53 AM (1Nxff)

356 Pescatarian?? That sounds fishy.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx)


Your suspicion is well-floundered.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2024 08:53 AM (v6JzV)

357 Kamala Harris shows true lefty colors in CNN interview, admits her ‘values have not changed’ despite major policy flip-flops

.. actually all of those "flip-flops" were by anonymous sources attached to Kamala's campaign, so no surprise

Posted by: SMOD at August 30, 2024 08:54 AM (RHGPo)

358 Good morning! Just saw a yuge great blue heron make a low pass through this parking lot. Very cool. Probably best thing that will happen today, so I savor it.

Posted by: gp At The Internet Desert Oasis at August 30, 2024 08:54 AM (X1vg/)

359 >>I didn't know what a pesca-whatever is

Fishy

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2024 08:54 AM (LkLld)

360
So are they all under 5' 5" and dimwits?
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettoe, i briganti sono in prigione #06


British, so...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 08:54 AM (1Nxff)

361 yeah whoever made that clip is going be sued bigtime before COB today

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 08:54 AM (/7KEl)

362 346
A kook who built a business worth a billion, right libs?

Posted by: Piper at August 30, 2024 08:51 AM (p4NUW)
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I thought she got that money from the divorce settlement.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettoe, i briganti sono in prigione #07 at August 30, 2024 08:54 AM (qfLjt)

363
Pescatarian?? That sounds fishy.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx)

Your suspicion is well-floundered.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2024 08:53 AM (v6JzV)


Fish puns? Cod almighty!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 08:55 AM (1Nxff)

364 I got my antibiotic but I could see that healthcare workers are still a bit wacky about covid….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 30, 2024 08:53 AM (i5Vkf)



When my dad went to the ER a short time ago, the first thing the rude nurse did was shove a q-tip up his knows and scraped his brain. He didn't like that one bit and his wife asked 'what was THAT for?!?' and was told "COVID!!!!" as the nurse stormed out of the room.

He wasn't sick, showed no symptoms of anything and was there for a completely different reason.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

365 @353 Linus , someone put up a chart on X that showed the infections from COVID have been at the same low level for the past two years. Some BS propagandist wrote that story and everyone on the left said "harrumph"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 30, 2024 08:55 AM (ByB3C)

366 *nose

Damn morning brain.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

367 A White House worker died on the job, at his desk. His body was found four days later.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 08:53 AM (1Nxff)

Weekend at Joeys.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2024 08:56 AM (gbOdA)

368
Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 08:48 AM (m/kdL)


Well, Boron Cobbie is okay, but-

his brother Argon Cobbie is a gas!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2024 08:56 AM (eDfFs)

369 345 I had heard the word but never investigated further

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 08:56 AM (/7KEl)

370 "Values have not changed" is a signal to leftards that she doesn't mean anything she's saying.

Interesting to note that that's who they want to reassure. Maybe because they know no one non--political is really paying attention.

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2024 08:56 AM (uujoW)

371 356 Pescatarian?? That sounds fishy.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx)


Your suspicion is well-floundered.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2024 08:53 AM (v6JzV)
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This is JJ's plaice, so please kipper your voice low, out of his herring.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettoe, i briganti sono in prigione #08 at August 30, 2024 08:57 AM (qfLjt)

372 Alright, lets scale back the comments about fish.

Posted by: dantesed at August 30, 2024 08:57 AM (Oy/m2)

373 He wasn't sick, showed no symptoms of anything and was there for a completely different reason.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

I am almost the exact same thing happen except it was a prostate exam.
oh yeah and I was at the dentist office.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2024 08:57 AM (gbOdA)

374 I thought she got that money from the divorce settlement.


-

(touches nose, points at Ciampino)

The company she sold to a competitor for stock went bankrupt and the stock is worth zero dollars.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 08:57 AM (m/kdL)

375 Minnesota is in the midst of a huge brain and wealth drain. I'm going to have to search the Powerline archives, but the numbers are staggering.
Posted by: give pookysgirl one moment please at August 30, 2024 08:51 AM (dtlDP)


I assume that a large percentage of these people are incapable of connecting their voting patterns with the downward slope of life in Minnesota and will, therefore, be neighborly wherever they end up.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 30, 2024 08:58 AM (IUd0M)

376 356 Pescatarian?? That sounds fishy.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx)


Your suspicion is well-floundered.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2024 08:53 AM (v6JzV)

Do not underestimate the scale of this movement.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2024 08:58 AM (LxER7)

377 BTW I have changed my mind. Trump is going to win. Past the cheat.

And not because they "let" him win but because they screwed up. I cannot believe what I'm seeing.

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2024 08:58 AM (uujoW)

378 This is JJ's plaice, so please kipper your voice low, out of his herring.
Posted by: Ciampino


Don't get all perchy on us.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2024 08:59 AM (v6JzV)

379 That was the absolute best that kamala harris is ever going to be before election day. And if that was her best, Trump is going to destroy her in the debate.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 30, 2024 08:59 AM (QNSds)

380
The company she sold to a competitor for stock went bankrupt and the stock is worth zero dollars.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone


Lower class: Wife doesn't work

Middle class: Wife works

Upper class: Wife runs a business that loses $10,000 a month

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 08:59 AM (1Nxff)

381 these fish puns waste valuable pixels

It's very sailfish behavior

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 08:59 AM (/7KEl)

382 > So why did the FBI not report? My guess to protect illegals or other privilege class.
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About the child abuse? Or the 300K missing migrant children sold into sex slavery by our government, affiliated NGO's and the various Central and South American governments?

If the latter, it's probably because our own government officials are the buyers.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 30, 2024 09:00 AM (Q4IgG)

383 Not only did Biden-Harris have something to do with the arrest of the telegram CEO, they have had something to do with the threats of English police to arrest Americans and Brazilian censorship of Musk and X. They are farming out their own censorship demands to foreign governments to get around the first amendment's restrictions.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 30, 2024 09:00 AM (Da7Vv)

384
Hoover flag.

Etymology

Herbert Hoover, US president at the start of the Great Depression, + flag.
Noun

Hoover flag (plural Hoover flags)

(US, dated, especially during the Depression) An empty (penniless) pocket, turned inside out, showing that someone has no money.


Please continue.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 09:00 AM (RKVpM)

385 All fish puns are crappie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 30, 2024 09:01 AM (ByB3C)

386 Well, if Polis-Smoker really wants to prove that illegal gangs aren't taking over an apartment complex, he should go down there with a news crew and interview residents. It's not that far from the state capitol, after all, and it's even still summer, so the roads are clear.

-------

Back in the day, Chicago mayor Byrne did a publicity stunt where she personally moved into Cabrini Green to show the world how wholesome it really was.

Now, unlike most residents, Her Honor had 24 hours police protection, and they even *armored her apartment.* Of course, the local media painted this ridiculous stagecraft in the most positive light.

She still fled in terror after a couple weeks, to the laughter of all Chicago.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2024 09:01 AM (0FoWg)

387 He wasn't sick, showed no symptoms of anything and was there for a completely different reason.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

I am almost the exact same thing happen except it was a prostate exam.
oh yeah and I was at the dentist office.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2024 08:57 AM (gbOdA)

[Chevy Chase face] Moon River! 🎶
Doctor: I can find absolutely nothing wrong with you
Fletch: Not for lack of trying, doc

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 30, 2024 09:01 AM (i5Vkf)

388 Lower class: Wife doesn't work

Middle class: Wife works

Upper class: Wife runs a business that loses $10,000 a month
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

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Ha. Stolen.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 09:01 AM (m/kdL)

389 Good morning and thank you, Mr Sefton. Early morning was nice for running but it’s heating up quickly along Lake Erie. I’ve adopted the 12-hour fast regimen after dinner, just in case i run into a lab on my run.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 30, 2024 09:02 AM (7fVdQ)

390 I got my antibiotic but I could see that healthcare workers are still a bit wacky about covid….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 30, 2024 08:53 AM (i5Vkf)



I lived up there back then. Radio had a BLAST with ole' crazy Jane.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

391 He wasn't sick, showed no symptoms of anything and was there for a completely different reason.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

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I'm betting that COVID test is billable to someone and the patient never sees the cost.

Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 09:02 AM (m/kdL)

392 353 I got my antibiotic but I could see that healthcare workers are still a bit wacky about covid….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at

I hope you saw my post the other day on helping to clear your passages. That came from an old doctor in Germany. We lived off post - on the economy as it was called. My dad was in the field and unreachable. My mom was alone, French, 2 little girls and had pneumonia so bad she probably should have been hospitalized. Our landlord fetched this what looked like a 120 year old doctor who brewed that up, put my mom’s face over the pot it with a towel over her head to breathe the steam and told her to do that 6 times a day. It worked.

Posted by: Piper at August 30, 2024 09:02 AM (p4NUW)

393 All fish puns are crappie
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 30, 2024 09:01 AM (ByB3C)



But you will blowfish first.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

394 I'm betting that COVID test is billable to someone and the patient never sees the cost.
Posted by: Boron Cobbie is a no-spat bullsh*tter who loves everyone at August 30, 2024 09:02 AM (m/kdL)



I'm betting that the $13,000 per positive test rule is still in effect.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

395 1. Replace Norwegians and Finns with Somalis
2.????
3. Profit!

Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump Vance 2024 at August 30, 2024 09:03 AM (55boN)

396 >>Ezra Levant @ezralevant
Sure, this is about Brazil and Elon Musk.

But it's much more: it's the entire world watching what they can get away with -- seizing U.S. corporations as part of a political vendetta.

With absolute silence from the White House and State Department.
- - -
Well, Biden's at the beach and Kamala's on the campaign trail. Blinken is busy lecturing Israel and Sullivan is being lectured by Xi.

Sorry, maybe someone will get around to noticing Brazil's shenanigans after January 2025. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 09:03 AM (Pijte)

397 Upper class: Wife runs a business that loses $10,000 a month
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Are you spying on me?

Posted by: Piper at August 30, 2024 09:04 AM (p4NUW)

398 Now, unlike most residents, Her Honor had 24 hours police protection, and they even *armored her apartment.* Of course, the local media painted this ridiculous stagecraft in the most positive light.

She still fled in terror after a couple weeks, to the laughter of all Chicago.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 30, 2024 09:01 AM (0FoWg)

Jane Byrne…. Haven’t heard that odious name in decades!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 30, 2024 09:04 AM (i5Vkf)

399
I got my antibiotic but I could see that healthcare workers are still a bit wacky about covid….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


Doctors take a week to cure what nature would do in seven days.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 09:04 AM (1Nxff)

400
Doctors take a week to cure what nature would do in seven days.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 09:04 AM (1Nxff)



Trump was cured in 48 hours with D, Zinc and Hydroxychloroquine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 09:05 AM (Zz0t1)

401 >>And not because they "let" him win but because they screwed up. I cannot believe what I'm seeing.

There's a tendency on our side to believe that because the left is corrupt and controls most of the levers of our society they are unbeatable. That was never true. We just have to fight back.

I will also reiterate that Musk buying Twitter will go down in history as one of the most important acts for saving this country. Many scoff at social media but there's a reason the left fought like hell to destroy Musk.

Can't stop the signal, Mal.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2024 09:05 AM (LkLld)

402 269 wiki says the current British PM is married, 2 kids, pescatarian, atheist
Posted by: Don Black

Shit, I've lost track...is that a new gender, or sexual identity?

Posted by: Confused Moron at August 30, 2024 09:05 AM (JCZqz)

403 Yeah, I can't find it. The closest I can come is this article on "The Great Sort" but Powerline's "Minnesota" tag for this year is flooded with other Minnesota maladies, mostly courtesy of Tim Walz:

tinyurl.com/2h2hs6xy

They had a chart about a month or so ago that had numbers on those with incomes below $10K entering the state and those above that leaving the state.

Posted by: pookysgirl needs to boogie at August 30, 2024 09:05 AM (dtlDP)

404 >>All fish puns are crappie

>>But you will blowfish first.

You beta believe it!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 09:05 AM (Pijte)

405 Do you believe that KH went to town in CA once a week to get scrod?

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettoe, i briganti sono in prigione #09 at August 30, 2024 09:06 AM (qfLjt)

406 This is JJ's plaice, so please kipper your voice low, out of his herring.
Posted by: Ciampino


Ciampino vs Cioppino! ;-)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2024 09:06 AM (x0n13)

407 Alright, lets scale back the comments about fish.
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Afraid they will make you gill??

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 09:06 AM (CEzQx)

408 >>Shit, I've lost track...is that a new gender, or sexual identity?

pescatarian?

Think that's a vegetarian who eats fish?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 09:07 AM (Pijte)

409 Think that's a vegetarian who eats fish?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 09:07 AM (Pijte)



Then they're not a vegetarian.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

410 All fish puns are crappie
Posted by: Smell the Glove


They can cause you to go blind from mackerel degeneration.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2024 09:07 AM (v6JzV)

411 When my dad went to the ER a short time ago, the first thing the rude nurse did was shove a q-tip up his knows and scraped his brain. He didn't like that one bit and his wife asked 'what was THAT for?!?' and was told "COVID!!!!" as the nurse stormed out of the room.

He wasn't sick, showed no symptoms of anything and was there for a completely different reason.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
____

The nurse's response is not clear as to whether she was testing for covid, or giving it to him.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 30, 2024 09:08 AM (fs1hN)

412 Lower class: Wife doesn't work

Middle class: Wife works

Upper class: Wife runs a business that loses $10,000 a month
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


It was funny.

When Mom decided to go to work, cuz we were all in high school or college, it made my Dad a little nuts, because,

they actually lost a significant amount of money each year because her earnings kicked them into a high enough income bracket.

Buuuuut, keeping the wife happy weighs fairly heavily on the Scales of Life.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2024 09:08 AM (eDfFs)

413 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 30, 2024 09:04 AM (i5Vkf)

They re-named the circle interchange the Jane Byrne interchange, so now we are reminded of her every ten minutes during traffic reports. She’s the 21st century version of Dan Ryan. A part of everyone’s daily commute and no one knows why.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump Vance 2024 at August 30, 2024 09:08 AM (55boN)

414 Our landlord fetched this what looked like a 120 year old doctor who brewed that up, put my mom’s face over the pot it with a towel over her head to breathe the steam and told her to do that 6 times a day. It worked.
Posted by: Piper at August 30, 2024 09:02 AM (p4NUW)

Thank you, but I did not see your post. I do have occasional sinus issues so breathing steam is part of my regimen. But only steam from boiled water… I think you’re implying other ingredients in the water? I also do a saline nasal rinse but this particular infection has been brutal

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 30, 2024 09:08 AM (i5Vkf)

415 the boys were on their way home from their sister's wedding rehearsal

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2024 09:09 AM (s3qiR)

416
Are you spying on me?

Posted by: Piper at August 30, 2024 09:04 AM


You might enjoy this story since it's in your field of endeavor. A Crossfit, run by a young woman, down by the river. First covid, then flooding up to the ceiling from a (used to be) hurricane which paused over the area, then everyone ran out of money under Bidenomics.

I was thinking of joining, found the place but it was gone. The landlord was outside and told me the story. He got stiffed pretty bad.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 09:09 AM (RKVpM)

417 The nurse's response is not clear as to whether she was testing for covid, or giving it to him.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 30, 2024 09:08 AM (fs1hN)



Your point is valid and not a direction I'd gone yet.

I'm working on it. My cynicism is not up to par yet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

418 Did anyone think it was possible that the present Chicago Mayor Conehead Johnson would make the last Mayor, Groot, look good? Where exactly is the bottom?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 30, 2024 09:10 AM (ByB3C)

419 from reddit:

"Suspected drunk driver on a Jeep. There were two cars in front of him going slow, he went on the opposite lane to pass one, the first car saw them cycling and move over. This fucktard then tried to pass on the actual lane thinking oh boy there’s space now and ran them over. Fuck this asshole, jail for life."

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2024 09:10 AM (s3qiR)

420 417 I'm working on it. My cynicism is not up to par yet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

======

You and MPPPP need to get together for drinks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 30, 2024 09:10 AM (GBKbO)

421 T. Swift cover band update:

An enjoyable time was had by all. Was at a cool little amphitheater. Kids got to basically have the run of the place down near the stage.

As soon as "Taylor" popped on stage, daughter ran up to me, snag my phone and now I have a six minute video of some song I don't know.

She hands my phone back, heads back down and before I know it, she's sitting on top of some platform, leaning on stage, dead center.

Don't think she could've had a better time. Hate to say that I'm kind of happy the wife got hit with a migraine but I had a great time.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 30, 2024 09:10 AM (KbCG3)

422 What are the HQ's ROE regarding fish puns??

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 09:10 AM (CEzQx)

423
The decay of Chicago:

- Richard Daley, to:
- Michael Bilandic, to:
- Jane Byrne, to:
- Harold Washington

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 09:10 AM (1Nxff)

424 Yay! Just put the bottom round on the smoker to make beef jerky!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 30, 2024 09:10 AM (kl8ml)

425 You and MPPPP need to get together for drinks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 30, 2024 09:10 AM (GBKbO)



He needs to get his gloomy ass to the TxMoMe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

426 419 from reddit:

"Suspected drunk driver on a Jeep. There were two cars in front of him going slow, he went on the opposite lane to pass one, the first car saw them cycling and move over. This fucktard then tried to pass on the actual lane thinking oh boy there’s space now and ran them over. Fuck this asshole, jail for life."
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2024 09:10 AM (s3qiR)

Johnny Hockey. Ugh. 27 years old. Two young kids. Read that him and his brother were supposed to be in their sister's wedding today.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 30, 2024 09:11 AM (KbCG3)

427 425 You and MPPPP need to get together for drinks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 30, 2024 09:10 AM (GBKbO)


He needs to get his gloomy ass to the TxMoMe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

======

He drove all the way to Charleston once, even.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 30, 2024 09:11 AM (GBKbO)

428 408 >>Shit, I've lost track...is that a new gender, or sexual identity?

pescatarian?

Think that's a vegetarian who eats fish?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 09:07 AM (Pijte)
----
Wait, a vegan lesbian?

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettoe, i briganti sono in prigione #10 at August 30, 2024 09:11 AM (qfLjt)

429 What are the HQ's ROE regarding fish puns??
Posted by: andycanuck

We do them on porpoise just for the halibut.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 30, 2024 09:11 AM (kl8ml)

430 Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2024 09:05 AM (LkLld)

I knew he was going to win in 2016 and I knew how he was going to do it. Despite 90% of our side saying Hillary was unbeatable - until she was beaten.

I have seen Trump's strategy this time and I see that he spotted a glaring hole in their tactics and is going to burst through it like the Kool Aid Man.
And they can't stop him because it's what he does.

I'm just not sure when the "burst" is going to happen. But he's already winding a web around them and they are so shortsighted they can't see it.

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2024 09:11 AM (uujoW)

431 >>the boys were on their way home from their sister's wedding rehearsal


And somehow it gets worse. Now sister will live with guilt and wedding postoned.
That is so, so sad.
As a mother, the thought of losing two kids like that - UGH!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 09:12 AM (Pijte)

432 Johnny Hockey. Ugh. 27 years old. Two young kids. Read that him and his brother were supposed to be in their sister's wedding today.


yeah they were riding the short distance home from her wedding rehearsal dinner

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2024 09:12 AM (s3qiR)

433 Yay! Just put the bottom round on the smoker to make beef jerky!
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 30, 2024 09:10 AM (kl8ml)



*seethes with jealousy*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

434 Think that's a vegetarian who eats fish?

Posted by: Lizzy


Wait, a vegan lesbian?
Posted by: Ciampino


WTF does she eat? Ain't her girlfriend. That mammal.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 30, 2024 09:13 AM (kl8ml)

435 "All fish puns are crappie
Posted by: Smell the Glove

They can cause you to go blind from mackerel degeneration.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus"


The people spreading them are being very shellfish

Posted by: Ripley at August 30, 2024 09:13 AM (GUOwU)

436 I have seen Trump's strategy this time and I see that he spotted a glaring hole in their tactics and is going to burst through it like the Kool Aid Man.
And they can't stop him because it's what he does.

I'm just not sure when the "burst" is going to happen. But he's already winding a web around them and they are so shortsighted they can't see it.


he's waiting

it's smart

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2024 09:13 AM (s3qiR)

437 What are the HQ's ROE regarding fish puns??
Posted by: andycanuck


Man the barricuds!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2024 09:13 AM (v6JzV)

438 >>What are the HQ's ROE regarding fish puns??

Things can always get roughie around here, do not take the bait.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 09:13 AM (Pijte)

439 For the new alphabet gobbledygook here is a new sexuality: 'Symbiosexual' people are attracted to the energy shared between couples, study claims

https://mol.im/a/13791957

(I posted this a day or two ago so you may have seen it)

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettoe, i briganti sono in prigione #11 at August 30, 2024 09:14 AM (qfLjt)

440 the boys were on their way home from their sister's wedding rehearsal


And somehow it gets worse. Now sister will live with guilt and wedding postoned.
That is so, so sad.
As a mother, the thought of losing two kids like that - UGH!!
Posted by: Lizzy



Feel for the whole family. That's just terrible.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 30, 2024 09:14 AM (kl8ml)

441 Between now and election day there will be enough black swan events to fill a stadium with swan shit. The first shot was the alleged increase in COVID. More to cone

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 30, 2024 09:14 AM (ByB3C)

442 Prolly need to scale them back.

Posted by: Fish punz at August 30, 2024 09:15 AM (DobEs)

443 >>They can cause you to go blind from mackerel degeneration.

Gotta build up a lot of mussels to deal with it. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 09:15 AM (Pijte)

444 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 30, 2024 09:10 AM (1Nxff)

Bernie Epton…. Before it’s too late.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump Vance 2024 at August 30, 2024 09:15 AM (55boN)

445 I honestly don't have much sympathy for cyclists.

There are roads around here that are simply too dangerous for cyclists to be on. The posted speed limit is 35 - 55MPH. No bicycle is going to be going that fast. On a two lane road. With no shoulders.

Yet... there they are. Thinking they own the fucking road.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 30, 2024 09:15 AM (Q4IgG)

446 Completely OT…. But I went down a YT rabbit hole last night watching Norm MacDonald appearances on Letterman, The ESPYs etc…. The man was incredibly hilarious. Man did he roast OJ back in the day….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 30, 2024 09:16 AM (i5Vkf)

447 401 There's a tendency on our side to believe that because the left is corrupt and controls most of the levers of our society they are unbeatable. That was never true. We just have to fight back.

I will also reiterate that Musk buying Twitter will go down in history as one of the most important acts for saving this country. Many scoff at social media but there's a reason the left fought like hell to destroy Musk.

Can't stop the signal, Mal.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2024 09:05 AM (LkLld)

It's not just because the Left is Corrupt and controls most of the levers.

It's also because the vast majority of the right are absolute pussies who won't get down and dirty and fight mean.

Posted by: XTC at August 30, 2024 09:16 AM (UnA8+)

448 We're up to our gills in them.

Posted by: Fish punz at August 30, 2024 09:16 AM (DobEs)

449 The people spreading them are being very shellfish
Posted by: Ripley


I have no remoras.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2024 09:16 AM (v6JzV)

450 T. Swift cover band update:

An enjoyable time was had by all. Was at a cool little amphitheater. Kids got to basically have the run of the place down near the stage.


Cover bands actually make a lot of sense, and remind me of a guitarist on YouTube reacting to people posting videos of them playing epic guitar solos. He said something along the lines of "there are plenty of great guitarists who can, with a little practice, play these solos well. What's tough is having the ability to play a great solo and compose one that memorable.

I'm not a big fan of concerts/live music, but if you area, a cover band of a favorite band or genre should be a great show.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 30, 2024 09:16 AM (JCZqz)

451 >>I knew he was going to win in 2016 and I knew how he was going to do it. Despite 90% of our side saying Hillary was unbeatable - until she was beaten.


Thing is, he won in 2020 as well. Despite the mass mail in votes, incredible bias, the lockdowns, the lies and hoaxes it took 3 am ballot stuffing in 6 states to drag Biden's carcass across the line.

We are assaulted 7 x 24 with propaganda and fake polls and told a woman who was widely considered not just unlikable but the worst VP in modern times had magically transformed overnight into the most wonderful presidential nominee ever despite the fact she can't speak a single coherent sentence. There was only so long they could get that balloon inflated and last night was the beginning of the end.

The left is not popular outside their coastal bubbles. The country is a mess and no matter what the media says everyone knows who is responsible.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2024 09:18 AM (LkLld)

452 trying to find the right whale of desperation that will stop these puns

puns so tortured, they actually krill

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 09:18 AM (/7KEl)

453 439 For the new alphabet gobbledygook here is a new sexuality: 'Symbiosexual' people are attracted to the energy shared between couples, study claims
____

I have always appreciated male/female duets, dancing, ice skating, but that don't make me no 'symbo'.

Anyway, the pairs synchronized swimming was a huge letdown. I watched the US team and the male in the pair seemed to enjoy the femininity of the art/sport way too much. I didn't bother watching any others.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 30, 2024 09:18 AM (fs1hN)

454 Posted by: Ripley

Crabby this morning?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump Vance 2024 at August 30, 2024 09:18 AM (55boN)

455 I do get an endolphin rush from fish puns, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2024 09:18 AM (v6JzV)

456 >>We're up to our gills in them.

When will we fin-ish this?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 09:18 AM (Pijte)

457 >>puns so tortured, they actually krill


Killer!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 09:19 AM (Pijte)

458 When it comes to fish puns, the Horde schools the world!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2024 09:20 AM (LxER7)

459 429 What are the HQ's ROE regarding fish puns??
Posted by: andycanuck

We do them on porpoise just for the halibut.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 30, 2024 09:11 AM (kl8ml)
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Do you walk on your soles too?

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, i briganti sono in prigione #12 at August 30, 2024 09:20 AM (qfLjt)

460 >>For the new alphabet gobbledygook here is a new sexuality: 'Symbiosexual' people are attracted to the energy shared between couples, study claims

This is getting ridiculous, no?
Do we have to name and sexualize every human emotion now?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 09:20 AM (Pijte)

461 You all asked for it........


https://youtu.be/6l1GvDWtccI

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

462 @sfchronicle
A survey of San Francisco’s statues and monuments will focus on determining which ones “no longer represent the values that we say the city stands for,” according to the city.

Guess the Taliban is running san fran these days.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2024 09:21 AM (gbOdA)

463 462 @sfchronicle
A survey of San Francisco’s statues and monuments will focus on determining which ones “no longer represent the values that we say the city stands for,” according to the city.

Guess the Taliban is running san fran these days.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2024 09:21 AM (gbOdA)

=======

Will they put the decision up for a vote from the city's residents?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 30, 2024 09:22 AM (GBKbO)

464 @sfchronicle
A survey of San Francisco’s statues and monuments will focus on determining which ones “no longer represent the values that we say the city stands for,” according to the city.

Guess the Taliban is running san fran these days.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2024 09:21 AM (gbOdA)



Because THAT'S what that shithole should be worried about.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)

465 "I honestly don't have much sympathy for cyclists.

There are roads around here that are simply too dangerous for cyclists to be on. The posted speed limit is 35 - 55MPH. No bicycle is going to be going that fast. On a two lane road. With no shoulders.

Yet... there they are. Thinking they own the fucking road.

Posted by: Martini Farme"


If they stuck to hours where traffic is light might not be as bad. But for some reason they insist on getting out there rush hour traffic, indifferent to the chaos they cause and apparently their own safety. That stupid helmet isn't going to help stop internal bleeding or broken limbs if somebody hits you doing 40 mph.

Posted by: Ripley at August 30, 2024 09:22 AM (GUOwU)

466 ... and Walz got a question about his son being so proud of him at the convention.

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100 Quatloos wagered that Tampon Timmy showered with his teenaged son.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 30, 2024 09:22 AM (WlJra)

467 >>When it comes to fish puns, the Horde schools the world!

We deserve a spot on the Great White Way!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 09:23 AM (Pijte)

468 This is getting ridiculous, no?
Do we have to name and sexualize every human emotion now?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 09:20 AM (Pijte)

How else can they corrupt children if they don't sexualize every benign thing?

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2024 09:23 AM (uujoW)

469 460 Do we have to name and sexualize every human emotion now?

Not only that but you will need a new stripe on the pride flag.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 30, 2024 09:23 AM (NR6c1)

470 100 Quatloos wagered that Tampon Timmy showered with his teenaged son.
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 30, 2024 09:22 AM (WlJra)



The kid's autistic. I'm sure there's all KINDS of things Timmy got away with because the kid doesn't know to say anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

471
Not only that but you will need a new stripe on the pride flag.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 30, 2024 09:23 AM (NR6c1)



And a way to abort any consequence.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

472 y'all saw Shanahan's ad , right ?

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2024 09:24 AM (V13WU)

473 446. If you have not done so, check out Norm’s “ventriloquist act” on the Dennis Miller radio show.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 30, 2024 09:24 AM (uGADU)

474 Can we make 500 comments in six minutes?

I feel like I'm watching an NPR fundraiser.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2024 09:25 AM (LxER7)

475 A federal judge in Texas has ruled against Media Matters and its request to dismiss a lawsuit filed by Elon Musk’s X.

So this is the case where Media (does not) Matters put racist post up and then used faked accounts to get ads to show up in the searches.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 30, 2024 09:25 AM (gbOdA)

476 Well,

Watching = PBS

Listening = NPR

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2024 09:26 AM (LxER7)

477 >>Not only that but you will need a new stripe on the pride flag.

SABO has a take on that https://unsavoryagents.com/

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 09:26 AM (Pijte)

478 472 y'all saw Shanahan's ad , right ?

Posted by: runner at August 30, 2024 09:24 AM (V13WU)

Red. Pilled.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 30, 2024 09:26 AM (KbCG3)

479 I was looking up brachiopods (don't ask) and I came across the perfect designation for Harris:
an inarticulate linguliform brachiopod
can't speak; knows how to use the tongue; her trap opens in front, and is hinged behind, for cackling.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, i briganti sono in prigione #13 at August 30, 2024 09:27 AM (qfLjt)

480 Watching = PBS

Listening = NPR
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2024 09:26 AM (LxER7)



And both should be launched into the sun.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

481 Robert Telles, a Democrat politician in Las Vegas, Nevada, has been convicted of murdering Jeff German, a 69-year-old investigative journalist reporting on bullying, retaliation, and favoritism in exchange for sexual favors in his office.

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1,000 Quatloos wagered that Robert Telles is a BFF and former lover of Adam Schitt's.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 30, 2024 09:27 AM (WlJra)

482

My favorite fish?

Scrote!

Posted by: Kamala's Pesky Rundown at August 30, 2024 09:27 AM (Fmmqy)

483 I'm not a big fan of concerts/live music, but if you area, a cover band of a favorite band or genre should be a great show.
Posted by: Moron Analyst

Kind of like Judas Priest these days.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 30, 2024 09:27 AM (KAi1n)

484 And both should be launched into the sun.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 09:27 AM (Zz0t1)

Well I admit the classical station I listen to all the time is an NPR affiliate, but I always turn it off during the "news" updates.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 30, 2024 09:28 AM (LxER7)

485 What kind of bubble must someone like that live in to come to that realization after all these years? It can't be because the evidence was not out there. We all saw it. She must have willfully ignored it because of the way the MSM portrayed MAGA, and what her peers believe to be true.

No, if all you have seen is MSM, and not the sources we see, it is very easy to believe the consistent gaslighting, because it has its own consistency. That gives it the air of reality.

Physicists have been gaslighting everyone, including themselves, about "Conservation of Energy" for 150 years and virtually everyone believes it. In fact you are seen as an insane kook if you don't tow that line. It is as firmly believed as Aristotelian theories were. There was a time you could be imprisoned for disagreeing with Aristotle.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 30, 2024 09:28 AM (Da7Vv)

486 A California school district is announcing it will no longer allow its school buses to make stops where large numbers of illegal immigrants are present.

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So, there will be no stops at all then?

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 30, 2024 09:29 AM (WlJra)

487
SABO has a take on that https://unsavoryagents.com/
Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 09:26 AM (Pijte)



He's good.

The Harry / Markle one is genius.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 09:29 AM (Zz0t1)

488 485 What kind of bubble must someone like that live in to come to that realization after all these years? It can't be because the evidence was not out there. We all saw it. She must have willfully ignored it because of the way the MSM portrayed MAGA, and what her peers believe to be true.

No, if all you have seen is MSM, and not the sources we see, it is very easy to believe the consistent gaslighting, because it has its own consistency. That gives it the air of reality.

Physicists have been gaslighting everyone, including themselves, about "Conservation of Energy" for 150 years and virtually everyone believes it. In fact you are seen as an insane kook if you don't tow that line. It is as firmly believed as Aristotelian theories were. There was a time you could be imprisoned for disagreeing with Aristotle.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 30, 2024 09:28 AM (Da7Vv)

She probably never saw nor met anyone who wasn't fully aligned with her values.

We're exotic creatures. At least she likes us.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 30, 2024 09:29 AM (KbCG3)

489
Some people morons need to post links when they recommend something the moron horde should see or listen to.

Some morons.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2024 09:29 AM (eDfFs)

490 I hope this is true...

Gunther Eagleman @GuntherEagleman 11h
JUST ANNOUNCED: Kamala Harris falls at least 5 points in national polling after the CNN interview…

It was that bad.

Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h
She's a cringe nightmare.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 09:29 AM (CEzQx)

491 NPR is better than Sominex at putting one to sleep.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2024 09:29 AM (v6JzV)

492 483 Kind of like Judas Priest these days.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 30, 2024 09:27 AM (KAi1n)


Live shows of theirs aren't as good any more? Granted, they are getting up there in years.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 30, 2024 09:30 AM (NR6c1)

493 .

NOOD

(Yes it's that time again)

The Mid-Morning Art Thread is up for your viewing pleasure

NOOD

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 30, 2024 09:30 AM (O7YUW)

494 Noodus gratia artis

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2024 09:31 AM (v6JzV)

495 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 30, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

496 >>NPR is better than Sominex at putting one to sleep.

Huh. My typical reaction is closer to a rage-stroke. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 09:31 AM (Pijte)

497 "Physicists have been gaslighting everyone, including themselves, about "Conservation of Energy" for 150 years and virtually everyone believes it. "

Wait! What has changed?

Posted by: Ripley at August 30, 2024 09:33 AM (GUOwU)

498 On the news, racists street signs posted in Denver.
But they won't show them or say what made them racist.
Uh, OK, guess we'll just takeyour word for it?

*Recall that we've been told it's terribly racist to say "All lives matter" and "It's OK to be white" or make the OK sign w/your hand.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 30, 2024 09:34 AM (Pijte)

499 I think we floundered.

Posted by: Fish punz at August 30, 2024 09:34 AM (DobEs)

500 What's wrong with the conservation of energy law? Serious question.

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2024 09:39 AM (uujoW)

501 422 What are the HQ's ROE regarding fish puns??

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 09:10 AM (CEzQx)
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I'm not sure but if you overdo it you'll end up with less friends and more anemones.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, i briganti sono in prigione #14 at August 30, 2024 09:41 AM (qfLjt)

502 tragic - these Canadian boys don't get where they are. NJ is the worst state in the US and that's saying something with PA and NY right there
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 30, 2024 08:34 AM (s3qiR)

You misspelled Alabama. I understand they have schools now? Huh. Who knew.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 30, 2024 09:42 AM (iODuv)

503 499 I think we floundered.

Posted by: Fish punz at August 30, 2024 09:34 AM (DobEs)
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Okay but we can still seal the deal.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, i briganti sono in prigione #15 at August 30, 2024 09:42 AM (qfLjt)

504 I asked a DR friend of mine if he'd test for Flu the way they test for Covid? His response was "Hell NO". He said that there is too great a chance of causing a serious infection that way.

Everything about Covid, including the test, was designed to make it as bad as possible.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 30, 2024 09:43 AM (Da7Vv)

505 405 Do you believe that KH went to town in CA once a week to get scrod?

But I bet she can't carry a tuna.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, i briganti sono in prigione #16 at August 30, 2024 09:46 AM (qfLjt)

506 Let's see:
carp diem, no ... carp die? no .... carpe dei?

Whale, whale, whale, look who is having trouble!

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, i briganti sono in prigione #17 at August 30, 2024 09:48 AM (qfLjt)

507 "more often than not, (KH) avoided answering most of the questions"

We'll see how that all works out for her with the Trump debate.

Posted by: just saying at August 30, 2024 09:50 AM (Uy/WF)

508 500 What's wrong with the conservation of energy law? Serious question.

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2024 09:39 AM (uujoW)
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We are democrats! We don't want to conserve anything! Just spend, spend & spend!

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la democrazia non e pratica #18 at August 30, 2024 09:53 AM (qfLjt)

509 "Physicist's gaslighting" is an amusing phrase.

Posted by: pawn at August 30, 2024 10:04 AM (QB+5g)

510 There is a direct link to Omega-6 fatty acids, heart disease and sun sensitivity.
Where do the majority of Omega-6 come from, processed foods, specifically seed oils processed for them.

Posted by: Inogame at August 30, 2024 10:42 AM (53oGX)

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Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 10:50 AM (CEzQx)

512 ("hello")

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 10:51 AM (CEzQx)

513 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

Watched a very brief segment of Harris' interview. Was under the impression she was reading from prepared notes to begin answering the question posed & was also filmed face forward. The camera cut away, to a side stage shot - no papers, cards, etc. could be seen on the table before her - then back to face forward filming, and then she began her standard, nonsensical embellishments w/hand gestures. Like icing on a cake, they'd like us to believe.

Simply put, she's a continuation of the Joey show with 'staff' prepared "responses" that, once they've run out, will always lead to nonsensical theatrics (yelling, whispering, laughing, feigned anger & indignation, venn diagrams).

The Obviously, they've BOTH had the name but not the game. Husk was long touted as 'the' distinguished foreign policy expert, and she the hard hitting, won't back down, enforcer of laws. So, do 'we' like the current direction of the nation?

BTW, off script - or likely pretending as such - BHO was often a 'preview of the future' speaker, i.e. Los Angeles Times, Top of the Ticket, 'Opinion: Was Barack Obama stupid to call Cambridge police stupid? July 23, 2009

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 30, 2024 11:06 AM (NFX2v)

514 Cont'd: Louisiana Illuminator, 'Donald Trump says Florida's 6-week abortion law is "too short" by Mitch Perry, August 30, 2024

In part, "Burns then asked Trump, a Florida resident, if that meant he would support the proposed constitutional amendment on the ballot in November that would restore the right to an abortion up until viability (considered to be around 24 weeks).

"I am going to be voting that we need more than six weeks, he replied, not directly answering the question."
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Imo, a proposed CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT RESTORING THE 'RIGHT' to an abortion UP TO VIABILITY (which is "it depends") is a non-starter. It's already Pennsylvania law & has creeped all the way up to birth.)

However, we MUST deal with the following & other related issues: PBS News, 8,000 women a month got abortion pills despite their states' ban or restrictions, survey finds, May 14, 2024.

Abortion was "sold" under Pres. Clinton, that it should be safe, legal and rare. And while not a wholly honest pitch from Bill - (See EWTN com: 'President Clinton's Record on Abortion') - it should be safe, legal and rare.

Cleveland Clinic, Medical Abortion: What it is, pain,risks & recovery (Cont'd)

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 30, 2024 11:07 AM (NFX2v)

515 In part, "The mifepristone and misoprostol regimen can be used up through 12 weeks for an at-home abortion."

(OTOH, this quite concerning: British Pregnancy Advisory Service: The Abortion pill from 10 to 24 weeks. Please note, we are currently not offering this treatment type.)

But this was positive: CNN, 'A long-awaited birth control option for men may be closer to reality' June 5, 2024

And, then there's The Hyde Amendment which we might forget about but the progressives won't. (KFF, The Hyde Amendment and Coverage for Abortion Services Under Medicaid in the Post-Roe Era, Published: Mar 14, 2024)

We desperately need to get our borders and foreign policies in order before they kill us, but also to pick a moderate position for abortion, centered on young women's & men's health. All, imo.

Have a wonderful weekend.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 30, 2024 11:07 AM (NFX2v)

516 Brazil's top court freezes Starlink financial assets as Supreme Court judge continues to target Elon Musk

Brazillian Democracy at it's finest. Getting close to Venezuelan Democracy. Democrat Democracy is the same, if they could get away with it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 11:32 AM (ynpvh)

517 Missouri Loses Court Bid to Nullify Federal Gun Laws

Yes and no. If a law is UNCONSTITUTIONAL, it isn't a valid law. Problem is, we've been infected with leftism for over a century now with tons of bad SCOTUS precedent used to uphold those laws.
It doesn't stop the left from trying to invalidate Fed law and the Constitution; see Hawaii, Kalifornia

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 11:36 AM (ynpvh)

518 Lockheed Martin testing its own inflatable module design

Is it shaped like a woman and has many "alternate" functions imbedded in it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 11:41 AM (ynpvh)

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