Kamala Harris Posts Fake, AI-Generated Letter from "Tucker" Praising Her Efforts on Common-Sense Gun Control;<br>The "Disinformation Expert" Media Allows Her to Lie With Impunity

Kamala Harris Posts Fake, AI-Generated Letter from "Tucker" Praising Her Efforts on Common-Sense Gun Control;
The "Disinformation Expert" Media Allows Her to Lie With Impunity

Must be nice to have carte blanche to post whatever election-interference lies you like.

Must be nice.

I can't sell an ad, but any Democrat can shit out as much disinformation as they like and just watch the money roll in.

Vice President Kamala Harris
@VP
Tucker, thank you for writing to me. While we may not agree on every issue, we both know that every person in our nation should have the freedom to live safe from gun violence. The majority of Americans stand with us in support of commonsense gun safety legislation.

If that's too hard to read, you can try going to Kamala's disinformation tweet and blowing it up real good.

Via BizPacReview, the letter was rated as 100% likely an AI fake by a program that analyzes such things.

I personally have no idea. I don't see how you can tell an AI fake from a fake by a normal stupid Democrat. They're both NPCs without Inner Monologues or souls who just endlessly repeat and re-arrange words said by others.

Happily, Tucker Carlson has received his own fan mail -- this one from "Kamala," who likes school buses and Venn diagrams.

Letter from a fan. pic.twitter.com/ukRd1Ykpsg
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) August 28, 2024

You guys will be stoked to hear that we got another Real Letter, this one from "Harris & Walz," right here in the comments!

So, you know, I've been hearing about you incredible commenters for quite some time from the Ace and the CoBs, who are bringing joy to everybody in the AoSHQ comment sections. And so we wanted to come by just to let you know that our country is counting on you. All of you.
You are leaders. By the very fact that you all are here on this blog, doing what you do at this incredible blog, doing it as one big team, understanding all of the different parts that fit together to create a team. You are doing some of the best work anybody can do. And we are so proud of you. We are counting on you. Your under-29 generation, all that you guys stand for, everything you have at stake, is what is going to propel our country into the next era of what we can do and what we can do.
And I want to say to you that you must always comment as you have chosen to comment. Understand you don't have to ask anybody's permission to comment. And I think you all figured that out. You've decided to be a commenter. And in doing that, you are also commenters, right? Welcome to the commenter club!
Sometimes you win the First, sometimes you may not, right? But all those attempts makes for beautiful threads!
Posted by: Harris & Walz

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:38 PM

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1 I have never in my life been so proud as to be an anonymous commenter on a Smart Military Blog. Is it getting misty in here?

Posted by: huerfano at August 29, 2024 05:40 PM (VGOMa)

2 Democrats have absolutely no incentive to be honest about anything--or competent for that matter.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 29, 2024 05:40 PM (u1HM/)

3 Walz Failed

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at August 29, 2024 05:41 PM (sfs3+)

4 Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would ever happen, but ...

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 29, 2024 05:41 PM (bNf8H)

5 >>>I personally have no idea. I don't see how you can tell an AI fake from a fake by a normal stupid Democrat. They're both NPCs without Inner Monologues or souls.

They also both have an exclusive diet of Word Salad.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 29, 2024 05:42 PM (lHPJf)

6 4chan has a saying "fake and gay"

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2024 05:43 PM (IvD8e)

7 Hahahahahaha

Posted by: Kacklin Komrade Kamabla at August 29, 2024 05:43 PM (ufJfM)

8 Awwwe, ace, that's really special! Nice to know the other side appreciates you.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 29, 2024 05:43 PM (tT6L1)

9 No one writes like that it perfectly spaced lines and borders. The paper isn;t even lined but the rows are perfectly even. Why would anyone believe this was hand written.
I'm just amazed that AI can do something like this. How do you teach it to write like this?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 29, 2024 05:44 PM (t/2Uw)

10 Congrats to all of you on your Gainzzz!

Posted by: Kamala and Tim at August 29, 2024 05:44 PM (O5hrI)

11 You guys will be stoked to hear that we got another Real Letter, this one from "Harris & Walz," right here in the comments!

===

So Stoked!!

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2024 05:44 PM (V13WU)

12 The subject of this thread is disconcerting. Am I to believe some of our celebrity posters may not be legitimate?

Posted by: Guy interested in purchasing the Brooklyn Bridge at August 29, 2024 05:44 PM (JCZqz)

13 Pravda had more genuine letters....

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2024 05:45 PM (V13WU)

14 Anyone know if "Tucker" is a nickname for Jonah Goldberg or David French?

Because if so, this might be legit.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2024 05:45 PM (IvD8e)

15 I nooded

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at August 29, 2024 05:45 PM (sfs3+)

16 Dear Vice President Harris -

Please go shit in your hat.

Regards,
Weasel

Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2024 05:45 PM (uGpeQ)

17 Demonitize Harris now for misinformation ... block her on all social media.

Fly my little monkeys, fly!

(oh, I forgot, all the flying monkeys belong to the Dems)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 29, 2024 05:45 PM (Cus5s)

18 Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would ever happen, but ...
Posted by: Frasier Crane

I heard this in Willie Brown's voice.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 29, 2024 05:45 PM (sVCB6)

19 The subject of this thread is disconcerting. Am I to believe some of our celebrity posters may not be legitimate?
Posted by: Guy interested in purchasing the Brooklyn Bridge at August 29, 2024 05:44 PM (JCZqz)

I hope I'm not shattering your world any further, but I also have reason to suspect that some of the people who claim to be under 29 are, in fact, not.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 29, 2024 05:46 PM (lHPJf)

20 It doesn't surprise me that Harris would comment on this blog considering that Franpsycho used to work for her. (/sarc)

Posted by: SFGoth at August 29, 2024 05:46 PM (KAi1n)

21 Is anyone going to watch the interview tonight? I could barely make it through the stupid clip.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 29, 2024 05:46 PM (t/2Uw)

22 Dear Penthouse,
I never thought this would ever happen, but ...
Posted by: Frasier Crane

I heard this in Willie Brown's voice.
Posted by: Stu Podaso

That's impressive. I don't even know what he sounds like.

Also don't wanna know.

Posted by: mikeski at August 29, 2024 05:47 PM (DgGvY)

23 >>>Is anyone going to watch the interview tonight? I could barely make it through the stupid clip.

oh they released a clip? Wonderful.

If they air it during blog hours I guess I'll watch it. otherwise i'll watch it tomorrow, as much as I can stand.

Posted by: ace at August 29, 2024 05:47 PM (KRtlO)

24 Anyone know if "Tucker" is a nickname for Jonah Goldberg or David French?

Because if so, this might be legit.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2024 05:45 PM (IvD8e)

No! I'm known as "tucker," not "Tucker"!

Posted by: David French at August 29, 2024 05:47 PM (lHPJf)

25 Didn't Harris and Waltz open for Simon and Garfunkel at the Palladium in 1967?

Posted by: El Mariachi at August 29, 2024 05:48 PM (nLFEI)

26 Weasel, how's your ankle?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 29, 2024 05:48 PM (t/2Uw)

27 >>>No! I'm known as "tucker," not "Tucker"!
Posted by: David French

hah

be aware: That comment is 100% genuine.

Posted by: ace at August 29, 2024 05:48 PM (KRtlO)

28 I guess we cant make fun of Trump accepting Taylor Swift's endorsement anymore.

Sort of amazing these operations dont have at least one person that can spend 30 seconds vetting something.

Posted by: Lacra at August 29, 2024 05:48 PM (4pwAx)

29 Kammi on in GA, if you want to hear her ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 29, 2024 05:48 PM (rK75L)

30 That's impressive. I don't even know what he sounds like.

Also don't wanna know.
Posted by: mikeski

He didn't like Kamala's voice either, but had a solution for that.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 29, 2024 05:49 PM (sVCB6)

31 Letter from a fan. pic.twitter.com/ukRd1Ykpsg
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) August 28, 2024

LOL!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2024 05:49 PM (ynpvh)

32 My under 29 self feels so totally affirmed-like totally. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2024 05:49 PM (dTTBf)

33 i see over at insty that kamala wants to switch us to the metric system:

“I think the most important and most significant aspect of my policy perspective and decisions is my values have not changed,” she said. “You mentioned the Green New Deal. I have always believed – and I have worked on it – that the climate crisis is real, that it is an urgent matter to which we should apply metrics that include holding ourselves to deadlines around time.”

Posted by: anachronda at August 29, 2024 05:49 PM (oY6Yp)

34 WAIT

am I supposed to believe Tucker can't write 2 paragraphs in cursive
c'mon man

Posted by: Don Black at August 29, 2024 05:49 PM (/7KEl)

35 I don’t understand why this note wasn’t printed in letters cut out from magazines. Would have had more pizzazz.

Posted by: electronic means at August 29, 2024 05:49 PM (yAL3Q)

36 freedom to live safe from gun violence.

High school teacher with eastern Europe accent told us America had "freedom to" and Soviet union had "freedom from".

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 29, 2024 05:49 PM (t59Wi)

37 Hour long conversation cut down to 18 minutes, with Walz's hand up Kamala's ass. But I could see Walz's lips moving.

And it still sounded stupid.

Posted by: El Mariachi at August 29, 2024 05:49 PM (nLFEI)

38 Why would the campaign post this? It's obviously a fake and would do nothing for her campaign. It reeks of childish desperation to me.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 29, 2024 05:49 PM (QNSds)

39 s anyone going to watch the interview tonight? I could barely make it through the stupid clip.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 29, 2024 05:46 PM (t/2Uw)

I am counting on the good people here (and ace) to watch it and provide blow by blow commentary!

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2024 05:49 PM (V13WU)

40 Weasel, how's your ankle?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 29, 2024 05:48 PM (t/2Uw)
----
Pretty OK I think. Thanks for asking. Doc says to stay off of it for a while. Seems like a radical approach, but I'm willing to try.

Posted by: Weasel at August 29, 2024 05:49 PM (uGpeQ)

41 She is laying the ol' Black Preacher act on heavy as shit.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 29, 2024 05:49 PM (rK75L)

42 "your's" ????

Illiterate slobs.

Printing instead of cursive, too.

Posted by: Beverly at August 29, 2024 05:50 PM (Epeb0)

43 I want to hear more from the kid who suggested Waltz stick a tampon up his ass.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 29, 2024 05:50 PM (wBaIH)

44 29 Kammi on in GA, if you want to hear her ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 29, 2024 05:48 PM (rK75L)

So she has a sex act named for her now? the Kammi?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2024 05:50 PM (ynpvh)

45 No! I'm known as "tucker," not "Tucker"!

Posted by: David French
---
You mean a tucker, not the Tucker.

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2024 05:50 PM (krQz2)

46 42 "your's" ????

Illiterate slobs.

Printing instead of cursive, too.

Posted by: Beverly at August 29, 2024 05:50 PM (Epeb0)

I'm quite fluent in cursive.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2024 05:50 PM (ynpvh)

47 >>>No! I'm known as "tucker," not "Tucker"!
Posted by: David French

Get your swimsuits from Target I take it.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 29, 2024 05:50 PM (sVCB6)

48 This is the way...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 29, 2024 05:50 PM (Q4IgG)

49 The first one, from Tucker to Kamala, has all the earmarks of a real missive, from Carlson to Harris. So am I assured by - let me count - 51 intelligence professionals. You cannot argue with that.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 29, 2024 05:50 PM (1bNHn)

50 Hour long conversation cut down to 18 minutes, with Walz's hand up Kamala's ass. But I could see Walz's lips moving.

And it still sounded stupid.

Posted by: El Mariachi at August 29, 2024 05:49 PM

harris has a fund raising request video that circulates on youtube. It's about 15-20 seconds long and I counted 5 editing breaks in it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 29, 2024 05:51 PM (QNSds)

51 “You mentioned the Green New Deal. I have always believed – and I have worked on it – that the climate crisis is real,
__________________

That's the point, isn't it? It's a matter of faith, not evidence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 29, 2024 05:51 PM (YqDXo)

52 49 The first one, from Tucker to Kamala, has all the earmarks of a real missive, from Carlson to Harris. So am I assured by - let me count - 51 intelligence professionals. You cannot argue with that.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 29, 2024 05:50 PM (1bNHn)

And 200+ Republicans voting for Kumala

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2024 05:51 PM (ynpvh)

53 I'm quite fluent in cursive.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2024 05:50 PM (ynpvh)
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A good, mouth-filling oath.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 29, 2024 05:51 PM (VdhcA)

54 In other news about nontroversies (no shade thrown at Ace for his topic intended)

The Hill: Obama marks 10 years since tan suit furor with tweet praising Harris.

He posted side-by-side photos of him wearing his tan suit from 2014 and of Harris wearing her tan suit at the Democratic National Convention last week. https://tinyurl.com/bp9a4nvp

This comes 10 years after his decision to wear a tan suit as he spoke about the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria and Russia’s intervention in Ukraine sparked an online furor.

“How it started. How it’s going. Ten years later, and it’s still a good look!” Obama wrote in a post on social media platforms X and Instagram.

Obama’s fashion choice in 2014 went viral, with many social media users posting memes of the ensemble while more serious pundits criticized the tan suit for not being serious enough. Since then, social media users and other politicians have poked fun at the online frenzy Obama’s tan suit caused.

(Aside from "serious, true-conservatives" like George Will, David French, Bill Kristol, etc...did anyone REALLY care?)

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 29, 2024 05:51 PM (JCZqz)

55 Breaking911 @Breaking911 47m
PATHETIC: NBC News asks Gold Star mom Kelly Hoover if it was appropriate for President Trump to visit Arlington National Cemetery

"Are you in my shoes? I invited him. My son was murdered under the Biden-Harris administration."

Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT 15h
Marckesano's gravestone appeared in photos posted online of Trump standing in Section 60 at the adjacent gravesite of a sergeant whose family welcomed Trump. The Marckesanos weren't asked; video of the back of his gravestone appeared in a Trump Tik-Tok nytimes.com/2024/08/28/us/po…

EducatëdHillbilly @RobProvince 14h
Hi Maggie... I have some questions.

https://tinyurl.com/yput2zbp
Biden photo-op Arlington photos [one of Obama too but that was on Nov.11 so would have been part of his official duties -- it seems Joe's was on April 14, 2021 or so]

The Biden ones might be from Memorial Day BUT one of him striding between the markers is clearly a staged campaign-style photo and not part of 'official duties'.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 29, 2024 05:51 PM (CEzQx)

56 I'm quite fluent in cursive.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2024 05:50 PM (ynpvh)
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ISWDT

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 29, 2024 05:51 PM (tT6L1)

57 I got a fan letter like that once. From memory, let's see.

Dear Duke,
You owe us a shit ton of money. How would you like to pay?

Love,

IRS

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 29, 2024 05:51 PM (2UnvF)

58 Chuck Ross @ChuckRossDC 2h
NEW: The Harris campaign has given shifting accounts of her "summer job" at McDonald's.

So we looked for evidence of it. She doesn't mention it in her memoirs, & did not list it on a 1987 job application we obtained.

Joe Gabriel Simonson @SaysSimonson 3h
New @FreeBeacon: Kamala’s shifting McDonald’s story. We obtained her post-college resume and it’s not on there. She never mentioned it before 2019 or in her two books. And a biographer told me he “wasn’t aware” of the job.

Peter J. Hasson @peterjhasson 4h
NEW: Kamala Harris’s missing “summer job” at McDonald’s job. Her resume and job application a year after graduating college — @FreeBeacon obtained through FOIA — don’t mention it. Neither do either of her books, or either of the biographies on her.

https://tinyurl.com/n2jyfd2v
article link

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 29, 2024 05:51 PM (CEzQx)

59 Speaking of legitimate messages, anyone notice that Ben Rothelesburger or whoever his name is spelled comments here a lot less frequently than he did before he retired from pro football?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2024 05:52 PM (IvD8e)

60 Hour long conversation cut down to 18 minutes, with Walz's hand up Kamala's ass. But I could see Walz's lips moving.

And it still sounded stupid.

Posted by: El Mariachi at August 29, 2024 05:49 PM

It probably sounded better in the original Mandarin.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 29, 2024 05:52 PM (lHPJf)

61 50 Hour long conversation cut down to 18 minutes, with Walz's hand up Kamala's ass. But I could see Walz's lips moving.

And it still sounded stupid.

Posted by: El Mariachi at August 29, 2024 05:49 PM

harris has a fund raising request video that circulates on youtube. It's about 15-20 seconds long and I counted 5 editing breaks in it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 29, 2024 05:51 PM (QNSds)

I always reload to get a different ad when those start.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2024 05:52 PM (ynpvh)

62 "I hope I'm not shattering your world any further, but I also have reason to suspect that some of the people who claim to be under 29 are, in fact, not."

According to Ace's General Theory of Shelving and Such, once on this blog, you can accelerate to, but not exceed the age of 29.

Physicists refer to this as the "Same as in town" principal.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 29, 2024 05:52 PM (zSyrn)

63 don't even know what he sounds like.

Barry White?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 29, 2024 05:52 PM (t59Wi)

64 I'm good at cursing.

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2024 05:52 PM (krQz2)

65 4 Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would ever happen, but ...
Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 29, 2024 05:41 PM (bNf8H)
______
I think nowadays those letters have to start "Dear Bulwark Editor, I have to tell what happened to my wife...."

Posted by: Eeyore at August 29, 2024 05:52 PM (1bNHn)

66 Here's the clip. It's classic Harris.
https://tinyurl.com/2mffbtea

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 29, 2024 05:52 PM (t/2Uw)

67 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper Aug 29
NEW - China says army official warned Biden aide against 'military collusion' with Taiwan
Top Chinese army official Zhang Youxia on Thursday told US National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan that Washington must stop "military collusion" with the...
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It doesn't report whether the PLA official was named "General Milley".

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 29, 2024 05:52 PM (CEzQx)

68 I want to hear more from the kid who suggested Waltz stick a tampon up his ass.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 29, 2024 05:50 PM (wBaIH)
_______________

Another one? Will it fit?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 29, 2024 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

69 Physicists refer to this as the "Same as in town" principal.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 29, 2024 05:52 PM (zSyrn)
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Aceologists.

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2024 05:53 PM (krQz2)

70 4 Dear Penthouse,

I never thought this would ever happen, but ...
Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 29, 2024 05:41 PM (bNf8H)

**********

...but I had to deliver some documents to Willie Brown's office. He wasn't there but the secretary told me to go in and drop the documents off at his desk. As I was dropping the documents off, I noticed that the zipper on my pants was being pulled down, and wouldn't you know it? The future VP was under the desk!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 29, 2024 05:53 PM (bowLP)

71 I think Kumswala’s post about the letter from “Tucker” was supposed to be a joke. Like “haha, here’s a Tucker that agrees with me!” That was obviously not Tucker CARLSON who wrote that letter, if indeed it was any actual Tucker at all. But she is an idiot and so are her followers. I think Tucker’s response with the letter obviously not written by Kumswala recognized the original joke.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 29, 2024 05:53 PM (WV8e4)

72 Sean Davis @seanmdav
Families of the men and women killed at Abbey Gate in Afghanistan due to the incompetence of Kamala Harris and Joe Biden invited Donald Trump to join them in honoring their loved ones on the anniversary of their deaths, and Biden-Harris responded by trying to ban Trump from Arlington Cemetery.

Joe Biden never called the families. Kamala Harris never apologized to the families. In fact, she’s never even mentioned their names. But now the demonic media are trying to pretend the real scandal here is not Harris’s and Biden’s actions, but Donald Trump accepting an invitation from grieving families to mourn the loss of their loved ones.

These people are evil, and they deserve nothing but your hatred and mockery.

Jerry Dunleavy IV @JerryDunleavy
Here is Joe Biden using footage of a presidential visit to an American cemetery overseas to carry out campaign attacks against Donald Trump just two months ago

Joe Biden @JoeBiden Jun 11
I was honored to visit the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery and pay my respects to those buried there.
Those who served our country are heroes -- not losers.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 29, 2024 05:53 PM (CEzQx)

73 The fall of journalism in 5 easy steps:

Step 1 ask hard questions.
Step 2 ask soft questions.
Step 3 ask only the question they allow you to ask.
Step 4 don't ask questions at all, just repeat what they say.
Step 5 Everything they say is a lie. Please repeat.

Posted by: El Mariachi at August 29, 2024 05:53 PM (nLFEI)

74 I think nowadays those letters have to start "Dear Bulwark Editor, I have to tell what happened to my wife...."

Posted by: Eeyore at August 29, 2024 05:52 PM (1bNHn)
_____________

Is that a letter from Chasten?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 29, 2024 05:53 PM (YqDXo)

75 Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze 13h
And this is why the absolute hackery of @maggieNYT is on full display. Did they do any research on this issue at all? No, they just wanted to extend the story and put a hit out. She's just following orders.

Jerry Dunleavy IV @JerryDunleavy 13h
Just after Biden gave his disastrous Go-to-Zero order on April 14, 2021 (soon resulting in the Taliban takeover of Afghanistan) he paid a visit to Arlington’s Section 60 (photo courtesy of the White House Instagram) where he spoke of his son Beau and mixed up Iraq & Afghanistan.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 29, 2024 05:53 PM (CEzQx)

76 Ace, pulling us together for Joy

LoL

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2024 05:54 PM (fwDg9)

77 66 Here's the clip. It's classic Harris.
https://tinyurl.com/2mffbtea

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 29, 2024 05:52 PM (t/2Uw)

Is her name pronounced Dan-a or Day-na? Cuz Kumswalla pronounced it Dan-a.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2024 05:55 PM (ynpvh)

78 I know the letters are fake because nobody knows how to write a letter these days.

Hell... I had to fill out a form the other day and cried.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 29, 2024 05:55 PM (Q4IgG)

79 Is actually writing a letter a thing still?

Posted by: Reforger at August 29, 2024 05:55 PM (xcIvR)

80 Catturd ™ @catturd2 Aug 28
Democrat policies are job destroyers.

New York Post @nypost
Shake Shack to shut 6 California locations, including 5 in LA, after state’s $20 minimum wage hike
trib.al/TSBZhgH

American AF @iAnonPatriot Aug 29
BREAKING 🚨
Allstate to increase home insurance rates for California customers by an average of 34.1%
YIKES!

Catturd ™ @catturd2
Bidenomics.

Sean Davis @seanmdav 1h
The economy is so bad that people can’t even afford to shop at Dollar General.
zerohedge @zerohedge 2h
Dollar General reports catastrophic earnings, slashes outlook on "financially constrained core consumer"

Kamala's Department of goalseeked numbers: "Hold my 6 sigma beer"

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 29, 2024 05:55 PM (CEzQx)

81 I'm a tucker, when I wear a one-piece on a yacht.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at August 29, 2024 05:56 PM (wGerL)

82 Is her name pronounced Dan-a or Day-na? Cuz Kumswalla pronounced it Dan-a.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2024 05:55 PM (ynpvh)

Eh, she was probably drunk.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 29, 2024 05:56 PM (lHPJf)

83 51 “You mentioned the Green New Deal. I have always believed – and I have worked on it – that the climate crisis is real,
__________________
That's the point, isn't it? It's a matter of faith, not evidence.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

What? No, who cares if it's real or not? It's just another avenue to consolidating more power at the Federal level! What are you, stupid? We're among friends here, we can drop the masquerade-bullshit for the rubes.

Posted by: Democrat Establishment Leadership at August 29, 2024 05:56 PM (JCZqz)

84 I'm pretty sure it's Day-na and she mispronounced it. The most amazing part is that Bash gave her the answer in the question and she still blew it. But then, she's had a lot of practice at that.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 29, 2024 05:57 PM (t/2Uw)

85 aka "The Harris-Walz Short Bus Presidential Campaign Tour"

Posted by: As not seen on TV at August 29, 2024 05:57 PM (h16uN)

86 The problem with this letter is it mixes folksy retardedness with overly-stiff phrasings like “White House Office of Gun Violence Prevention” and “Biden-Harris Administration”.

Possibly AI, probably written by a Kamala staffer. Given the highly redundant, vapid first paragraph, possibly scribbled with a crayon from The Cackler’s personal stash.

Posted by: Lurker at August 29, 2024 05:57 PM (YTKVM)

87 New York Post @nypost
Shake Shack to shut 6 California locations, including 5 in LA, after state’s $20 minimum wage hike
trib.al/TSBZhgH

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 29, 2024 05:55 PM (CEzQx)
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Build Back Battered

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2024 05:58 PM (krQz2)

88 Wow, that letter brings some real joy to the blog.

Posted by: fd at August 29, 2024 05:58 PM (vFG9F)

89 Printed by a millenial. They don't know longhand.

Posted by: Handmaid's Tale Fantasy Camp at August 29, 2024 05:58 PM (w6EFb)

90 Posted by: Reforger at August 29, 2024 05:55 PM (xcIvR)

I send cards for birthdays with an extra message or get well notes to people in the congregation who grew up without computers, and I get notes from them in the lovely cursive some of them learned about 85 years ago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2024 05:59 PM (dTTBf)

91 Ace, pulling us together for Joy
________________

Jeffrey Toobin is pulling for us too!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 29, 2024 05:59 PM (YqDXo)

92 /off camp sock

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 29, 2024 05:59 PM (w6EFb)

93 If we can't believe a letter to our Very Qualified Vice President, what's next?

Are you going to tell me that there aren't sexy single moms in my area looking to hook up? Are you going to tell me the email I got from that Nigerian prince is fake?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2024 05:59 PM (IvD8e)

94 Claiming she's the underdog.
That she had hard-fought elections to be prosecutor (not mentioning after)
Now, expand Medicare; housing credits, price gouging in groceries, medicine and housing--all when she's president.

"Understand, it's not about just gettin' by, it's about gettin' ahead."
Says "I come from the middle class, I know what I'm talking about."
Calling it "Trumps Project 2025 agenda"
(They're going to push this "we're not going back" until you're sick of it.)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 29, 2024 05:59 PM (rK75L)

95 he letter was rated as 100% likely an AI fake by a program that analyzes such things.

Fake AI? What AI? You mean those LLMs (Large Language Models) that Pixy writes about?

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 29, 2024 05:59 PM (hoCmQ)

96 Are you going to tell me that there aren't sexy single moms in my area looking to hook up? Are you going to tell me the email I got from that Nigerian prince is fake?
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2024 05:59 PM (IvD8e)
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And what about my car warranty??

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 29, 2024 06:00 PM (VdhcA)

97 Jeffrey Toobin is pulling for us too!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 29, 2024 05:59
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Just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 29, 2024 06:00 PM (hoCmQ)

98 As a lifelong Republican and charter AOS commentator I have to comment that both letters brought tears to my eyes and then when I read the letters to my neighbor's dog he cried too until the cops showed up.

Posted by: A lifelong Republican and charter AOS commentator at August 29, 2024 06:01 PM (vFG9F)

99 I’m pretty sure they could make Harris more popular if they generated her entire campaign with ChatGPT and Midjourney.

Posted by: electronic means at August 29, 2024 06:01 PM (yAL3Q)

100 Also, Harris hasn't changed a single policy as evidenced in this clip. She still wants to shut down fossil fuels, force EV mandates, allow unlimited immigration and thinks the Inflation Reduction Act was the right way to go. I think that is going to be her problem in this interview. The campaign wants to hide this stuff but here she is saying it all out loud. She can;t helo herself because all she knows is the platitudes and not anything about the actual policies.
She is dumb. Stupid. Ignorant. There isno other reason.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 29, 2024 06:01 PM (t/2Uw)

101 Are you going to tell me that there aren't sexy single moms in my area looking to hook up? Are you going to tell me the email I got from that Nigerian prince is fake?

I'm still confused about the email telling me that hot Asians in my area are wanting to meet me. Why? I don't fix AC's. Why the hell do these Asians think I do?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at August 29, 2024 06:01 PM (HxasW)

102 Shake Shack to shut 6 California locations, including 5 in LA, after state’s $20 minimum wage hike

Can they sue minimum-wagers for price-gouging? It's illegal under Kameradin Kamelope.

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2024 06:02 PM (zMQny)

103 I’m pretty sure they could make Harris more popular if they generated her entire campaign with ChatGPT and Midjourney.
Posted by: electronic means at August 29, 2024 06:01 PM (yAL3Q)
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ChatGPT certainly makes more sense than she does.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 29, 2024 06:02 PM (VdhcA)

104
Sean Davis @seanmdav 1h
The economy is so bad that people can’t even afford to shop at Dollar General.
zerohedge @zerohedge 2h
Dollar General reports catastrophic earnings, slashes outlook on "financially constrained core consumer"

Our local 'Dollar Store' (Dollar Tree) is now $1.25. We now shop there 25% less times per month.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 29, 2024 06:02 PM (RKVpM)

105 81 I'm a tucker, when I wear a one-piece on a yacht.
Posted by: Michelle Obama

Girlfriend! Ignore the haters, and embrace the bulge. Lady-wang is VERY trendy today. There's no shame, and I'd love to share it with the Horde if you're ever brave enough to share with the public!!!

Here's some inspiration for you, honey: https://tinyurl.com/ysn79z68

Elegant, sexy, and bulgey.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 29, 2024 06:02 PM (JCZqz)

106 And what about my car warranty??
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 29, 2024 06:00 PM (VdhcA)

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It's not really extended. They've been trying to contact you but you never pick up the phone.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 29, 2024 06:02 PM (RLLZj)

107 Printed by a millenial. They don't know longhand.
Posted by: Handmaid's Tale Fantasy Camp at August 29, 2024 05:58 PM (w6EFb)

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Fact check: True.

They taught me cursive, but it seemed pointless at the time. I guess if I get transported back to the era of writing quills and need to bang out a shitpost to the King of England it could come in handy. I never used it past fourth grade and nobody else my age seems to use it, either.

Posted by: Lurker at August 29, 2024 06:02 PM (YTKVM)

108 ace has a girlfriend, ace has a girlfriend, initials allison isabelle

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 29, 2024 06:02 PM (CWTWj)

109 Fuck me, that's funny.

Tucker is officially king of the Troll.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2024 06:03 PM (Ud7de)

110 My wife told me she saw online that a guy confessed to cheating, but insisted it was "an accident".

We're wondering how that can possibly work. You're walking along, minding your own business, with your hardon out. You trip and fall on a naked woman, and it just slips in?

If a Democrat claims that, is it true, necessarily?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 29, 2024 06:03 PM (1bNHn)

111 I'm feeling joyful AF

Posted by: Don Black at August 29, 2024 06:03 PM (/7KEl)

112 My wife told me she saw online that a guy confessed to cheating, but insisted it was "an accident".
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😂😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2024 06:04 PM (V13WU)

113 It's not really extended. They've been trying to contact you but you never pick up the phone.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 29, 2024 06:02 PM (RLLZj)
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It's true. I don't.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 29, 2024 06:04 PM (VdhcA)

114 *serious face

yeah, very sad

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2024 06:04 PM (V13WU)

115 Thank you, Ace. For everything.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at August 29, 2024 06:04 PM (gxokI)

116 112 My wife told me she saw online that a guy confessed to cheating, but insisted it was "an accident".
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😂😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2024 06:04 PM (V13WU)

https://youtu.be/Xxu7Ko2JSlI

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2024 06:05 PM (ynpvh)

117 Sounds like there was a Hamas protestor that disrupted her.
So she says there needs to be a hostage deal and a ceasefire.
Panders and says she's going to pass the John Lewis vote bill, some other voting bill and universal gun background checks.
Now she's "we gon' elect ourselves and eve'body here in No'meber" as she rails against the SC immunity ruling--that Trump will be a dictator.
Just bumbled some line that Trump said "we should terminate the Constitution."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 29, 2024 06:05 PM (rK75L)

118 noted at someplace like twitchy, mochelle's shoes at the convention were like $1100, but her parent's didn't approve of those who took more mansions than they needed

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 29, 2024 06:05 PM (CWTWj)

119 There are blog hours?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2024 06:05 PM (LkLld)

120 96 Are you going to tell me that there aren't sexy single moms in my area looking to hook up? Are you going to tell me the email I got from that Nigerian prince is fake?
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2024 05:59 PM (IvD8e)
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And what about my car warranty??
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 29, 2024 06:00 PM (VdhcA)
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What we all want to know is how much they were willing to pay for your timeshare.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 29, 2024 06:06 PM (1bNHn)

121 Is the AI Tucker identifying as female because that signature is uber gay if not.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 29, 2024 06:06 PM (U8kCF)

122
My girlfriend told me I was stupid and easily fooled. I asked her, "Do you know how many hot babes are looking for sex with me who live within 3 miles?"

That shut her up - as she packed up.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 29, 2024 06:06 PM (RKVpM)

123 119 There are blog hours?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2024 06:05 PM (LkLld)

Sure. Just like bankers hours.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2024 06:07 PM (Ud7de)

124 re 116: reminds me of dennis rodman and carmen electra. was that them?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 29, 2024 06:07 PM (CWTWj)

125 a normal stupid Democrat. They're both NPCs without Inner Monologues or souls who just endlessly repeat and re-arrange words said
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Thank you. Pedocrats aren't people.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at August 29, 2024 06:07 PM (Apqzq)

126 I actually know people who know ace's girlfriend. Brushes with greatness.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 29, 2024 06:08 PM (U8kCF)

127 A few days ago I wrote a post about my date with a Penthouse Centerfold. The difference between my post and "Tucker's" letter to Kamala, is that I actually had a date with a Penthouse Centerfold, and several people I do martial arts with can confirm that happened.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 29, 2024 06:08 PM (Da7Vv)

128 I'm assuming they fixed their shit at Camp Lejune?

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 29, 2024 06:08 PM (/6GbT)

129
Hello Ace Commenters!

We're pals, right?

I knew it!

Anyway, I think that I have made a huge mistake by teaming up with Kammie. Simply, I am BORED! And she is so DUMB!

And, and, I have these, these ... URGES, you know? How I envy "Old Bidey", as Kammie calls him. He can corner, caress and sniff young 'uns whenever he wants. How I miss those days ... and those young 'uns!

I don't jnow how much longer I can control myself ... help me, please? My new buddies!

Yours,
Tampon Timmy

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2024 06:09 PM (xG4kz)

130 If Kamala is too dumb to realize it's AI then she's too dumb to be President.

I mean, what if one of the Jerky Boys calls the White House and acts like he's Putin?

Could start WW3

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2024 06:09 PM (Ud7de)

131 Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at August 29, 2024 06:04 PM (gxokI)

I'm not entirely sure Ace wants to be thanked by the " raping and mutilating uniparty". Maybe you could have signed it, "Grandfather type who takes his grandson fishing" or "Grandmother who makes the best pies" or even better " Totally sexy woman in her 30's"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2024 06:09 PM (dTTBf)

132 OK, that's it.

20 minute speech.

Never went off script, except to the Hamas protesters and a shout-back "I love you too" stuff to play the crowd.

Read the teleprompter the whole time.

The whole Good Ol' Black Preacher act is so over-the-top.
And the crowd ate it up.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 29, 2024 06:09 PM (rK75L)

133 the reps of the people's democratic republic party request that you shut up while the future president is rambling

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 29, 2024 06:10 PM (CWTWj)

134 Werner calls shenanigans, and wonders if the issue pertains to Walz. How so, Werner, you ask? Or maybe you don't. Ach. The key here is the last name of the Feminine Hygiene Product Gauleiter. Walz, is this not a surname you have previously heard? One Christoph Waltz, for example. Or the composer Richard Strauss who wrote Waltzes? They are all Austrian!

As Americans you may not know the craven bestial nature of the Austrians. That is fortunate for you. Deutschland, alas, has not this good luck. The esteemed Goethe himself warned all: Beware the beast Austrian, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport, or lust, or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death. This is wisdom. Also, Doctor Zaius may have said this. Had Goethe been a wise orangutan, he might... nein, this is strange even for a Kraut. Never mind.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 29, 2024 06:10 PM (tmPIh)

135 And Kamalalaladingdong says she worked at McDonalds.

McDonald’s corporation has no record of her working for them.

So she lied about flipping burgers, too.

She is quite the piece of work.

Posted by: Czech Chick at August 29, 2024 06:10 PM (fpVC1)

136 Why does everyone keep calling me "Jeffrey Dahmer"? I'm Tim Walz, but no one takes me at my word! My wife even asked me for "government issued ID" the other night when I climbed into bed!
I really am Tim Walz, dammit!

Posted by: Tim Walz at August 29, 2024 06:10 PM (Y3fp6)

137 here's a good meme about the interview, Ace.

https://tinyurl.com/k33rch77

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 29, 2024 06:11 PM (t/2Uw)

138 135 And Kamalalaladingdong says she worked at McDonalds.

McDonald’s corporation has no record of her working for them.

So she lied about flipping burgers, too.

She is quite the piece of work.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 29, 2024 06:10 PM (fpVC1

Biden lied about everything too. It's a particular disease.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2024 06:11 PM (Ud7de)

139 dear dear kamala,
i look forward to working with you to achieve world peace.
yours,
vladimir and not adam schift

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 29, 2024 06:12 PM (CWTWj)

140 I am a student at a small midwestern college...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2024 06:12 PM (63Dwl)

141 hot babes are looking for sex with me who live within 3 miles

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 29, 2024 06:06 PM (RKVpM)

You lucky dog. All I get are ads for local older women who have low standards and who have really let themselves go. That’s what I get for living between a wine store, a vegan grocery and a Unitarian church..

Posted by: Lurker at August 29, 2024 06:12 PM (YTKVM)

142 Harris giving speech in Georgia from teleprompter but being broken up by Palestinian protesters. Hahaha. schadenfreud(sp?)

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 29, 2024 06:13 PM (t/2Uw)

143
McDonald’s corporation has no record of her working for them.

Maybe her papers were false.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2024 06:14 PM (63Dwl)

144 I really am Tim Walz, dammit!
Posted by: Tim Walz

No, Timpon, they're saying you dressed up for kid's parties as a clown. There's pics and e'rrything.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 29, 2024 06:14 PM (IG4Id)

145 I actually know people who know ace's girlfriend.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 29, 2024 06:08 PM (U8kCF)
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Does she go to another blog, so we wouldn't know her?

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2024 06:14 PM (krQz2)

146 *looks at the last thread*

If there was only someone on this site that could calm Ace's fears and explain to him what is really going on with the polls.

If only.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 29, 2024 06:14 PM (5p7BC)

147 I’m pretty sure Kamala’s next lie will be she was a real estate magnate who helped build the Manhattan skyline.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2024 06:14 PM (LfzAo)

148 I actually had a date with a Penthouse Centerfold, and several people I do martial arts with can confirm that happened.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 29, 2024 06:08 PM (Da7Vv)

Can confirm. We've got video too.

Posted by: The Bunny Ranch at August 29, 2024 06:14 PM (xcIvR)

149 Breaking911 @Breaking911 39m
WATCH: Pro-Palestinian protester interrupts Kamala Harris' speech in Georgia

https://tinyurl.com/4698xpdt
1:34 minutes; she and Joe are working around the clock on a hostage deal

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 29, 2024 06:14 PM (CEzQx)

150 135 And Kamalalaladingdong says she worked at McDonalds.

McDonald’s corporation has no record of her working for them.

So she lied about flipping burgers, too.

She is quite the piece of work.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 29, 2024 06:10 PM (fpVC1)
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She thought "tricks" was slang for "burgers". If that were so, then she'd have been telling the truth, as she did turn tricks.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 29, 2024 06:14 PM (1bNHn)

151 146 *looks at the last thread*

If there was only someone on this site that could calm Ace's fears and explain to him what is really going on with the polls.

If only.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 29, 2024 06:14 PM (5p7BC

If only.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2024 06:15 PM (Ud7de)

152 #149 Addition:

Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
TRUMP: "Do we have a president? He just got back from California. He was supposed to go to the White House, he never got there. He went to Delaware and he's laying on a beach sleeping all day long...Who the hell wants to sleep in public?!"

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 29, 2024 06:15 PM (CEzQx)

153 "I actually know people who know ace's girlfriend.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 29, 2024 06:08 PM (U8kCF)
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Does she go to another blog, so we wouldn't know her?
Posted by: Axeman "

That's the one that lives in Canada?

Posted by: fd at August 29, 2024 06:16 PM (vFG9F)

154 I see in the CNN interview preview clips Kamala rarely looks Dana Bash in the eye while speaking. She looks down at the table most of the time. IIRC, that is typically a tell of negative things - the speaker is lying, not confident, afraid, having trouble formulating a response, etc.

Also, why isn't Kamala sitting in front of Bash? Why are all three around a small table? I'll bet her handlers insisted on this setup, for reasons I can't fathom.

I believe her next pre-election interview with anyone other than TikTok influencers, Joy Reid, or Colbert will be never.

Posted by: Gref at August 29, 2024 06:16 PM (aBgBM)

155 re 135: if you are going to lie about something, be sure to lie about something that is too far back for records to still exist

i used to give jackie kennedy foot rubs when jfk was president

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 29, 2024 06:16 PM (CWTWj)

156 Kammy was in charge of the ice cream machine at McDonalds.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 29, 2024 06:16 PM (2UnvF)

157 We want to believe, Dave. We really do. It just stings too much.

Posted by: fd at August 29, 2024 06:17 PM (vFG9F)

158 1:34 minutes; she and Joe are working around the clock on a hostage deal
Posted by: andycanuck

They personally aren't, but the State Department is. They're desperate to get some kind of "win" in the news, and they really fear what will happen to Hamas if Trump wins, so they're on the clock.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 29, 2024 06:18 PM (BZ2+1)

159 Dave in Fla, what are some things you see in the polls that worry you?

Posted by: runner at August 29, 2024 06:18 PM (V13WU)

160 And Kamalalaladingdong says she worked at McDonalds.
McDonald’s corporation has no record of her working for them.
So she lied about flipping burgers, too.
She is quite the piece of work.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 29, 2024 06:10 PM (fpVC1)

Hey, a lot of McDonald's workers use fake IDs. Especially the ones who have foreign IDs and haven't gotten around to getting that green card, amiright?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2024 06:18 PM (D7oie)

161 >> Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 29, 2024 06:14 PM (5p7BC)

What do you think of the 538 swing state polling in the last thread?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2024 06:18 PM (LfzAo)

162 I'm trying to consider this very similar to the Hillary campaign. The media lapped at her scrunt the whole time. Polls showed her destroying Trump.

Seems similar.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 29, 2024 06:18 PM (Ud7de)

163 If only.
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Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 29, 2024 06:18 PM (CEzQx)

164 Hey Boss, I just got a response from the Harris campaign on our interview request.

Well, what'd they say?

They said new phone who dis?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 29, 2024 06:19 PM (2UnvF)

165 Knock it off, wingerz!

Kamala didn't mean MacDonalds-MacDonalds and you know it!

She just meant it as a generic word for "fast food".

Geez.

Posted by: Axeman at August 29, 2024 06:19 PM (krQz2)

166 I get the feeling that Biden will be reclining on a beach and the family and SS will forget he's there and the tide will come in and wash him out to sea. A few hours will go by and Harris will be inaugurated. The search and subsequent funeral will go right up to election day. Harris won't debate because she's too caught up in the search and funeral prep . Vote for Joe's Memory will be the new campaign slogan

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 29, 2024 06:19 PM (ByB3C)

167 re "I actually had a date with a Penthouse Centerfold"

no crap, I had a boss years ago who said that. no way to confirm since was was dead. his then wife was pretty good looking, though, even though we all knew he was a pathological liar

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 29, 2024 06:19 PM (CWTWj)

168 "I actually know people who know ace's girlfriend."

Posted by: dagny, first of her name

Her name is Vespa, and she'll let him ride her all night as long as he keeps her tank filled, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 29, 2024 06:20 PM (BZ2+1)

169 I don't understand why if you're Kamala's campaign, you bring any attention to Tucker. Normal people might listen to him because of this stunt and actually realize how terrible and fake she is.

Also, why piss off Joe Rogan by cutting up his comments so it sounds like he's endorsing Kamala?

These two combined have a massive following. I don't get the strategy. It sounds like a drunk prank teens would do.

Posted by: LizLem at August 29, 2024 06:20 PM (OArhE)

170 Ach, Werner's conscience again intrudes. Yes, Deutsch people have such a thing. Common sense Austrian control is of fundamental importance in this electoral race and more broadly across all the spheres of existence. Turn not your back on the Austrian, for there shall be hijinks. They know neither shame nor morality. Sleep with one eye open, exit light...wait, that is Enter Sandman. Still visit not Vienna, and seek not their beautiful blue Danube, for you may not like what you find.. and this is Doctor Zaius again.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 29, 2024 06:20 PM (tmPIh)

171 I actually had a date with a Penthouse Centerfold, and several people I do martial arts with can confirm that happened.

You mean you put that issue back on the coffee table?!

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2024 06:20 PM (U7Cio)

172 And Kamalalaladingdong says she worked at McDonalds.

McDonald’s corporation has no record of her working for them.

So she lied about flipping burgers, too.

She is quite the piece of work.
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She's now saying she grew up middle class, that she knows the middle class.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 29, 2024 06:20 PM (rK75L)

173 wrt Vince Vaughn movies, Swingers is a gem. It's so very good. Probable unpopular opinion... Dodgeball is underrated.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at August 29, 2024 06:21 PM (zdYK9)

174
https://tinyurl.com/4698xpdt
1:34 minutes; she and Joe are working around the clock on a hostage deal

Posted by: andycanuck
I dunno. Saw Biden sitting on the beach snoozing and it was the middle of the day and he didn;t look like he was working.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 29, 2024 06:21 PM (t/2Uw)

175 OT

But a serious what the fuck Ford...
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Tailgating’s out.
Frunk‑gating’s in.
Tailgating is so last year — the real party’s at the frunk‑gate. So get ready to grill, entertain, and cheer on your favorite teams with the ultimate frunk‑gating machine: the Ford F‑150® Lightning® truck.
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Using the engine bay as a cooler?

And the butt fucking analogies are off the hook.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 29, 2024 06:21 PM (Q4IgG)

176 ace's real girlfriend posts at instapundrix, if you get my drift, which i don't

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 29, 2024 06:22 PM (CWTWj)

177 I would have bet the house the note would have been signed:

"Epstein’s mother"

Posted by: Tonypete at August 29, 2024 06:22 PM (WXNFJ)

178 I have today 2 birthday cards, one from Mom (age 94) and one from my mother-in-law (age 99) and they are both in cursive. They didn't go to school together, of course, but if I compare the cursive handwriting to each other they are virtually indistinguishable.
Same slight tilt, same height and all the characters look exactly the same.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 29, 2024 06:22 PM (MeG8a)

179 >>As Americans you may not know the craven bestial nature of the Austrians.
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This makes one muse upon the possibility of a documentary limning the thoughts of Ludwig Wittgenstein. What insights might be revealed? What revelations lie behind the shadowed curtains of what, in 1922 under the Latin title Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus, this mysterious Austrian gnome published? Might it be titled “Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe But Only In A Manner That Words May Not Describe?”

Posted by: electronic means at August 29, 2024 06:22 PM (yAL3Q)

180 When I say I worked at McDonald's, I mean that I worked *wink, wink* at McDonald's, if you catch my drift...

Posted by: Karamelo Harris at August 29, 2024 06:23 PM (fDXgc)

181 Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 29, 2024 06:22 PM (MeG8a)

I think that's lovely that are around and still able to send you a nice card in cursive.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2024 06:23 PM (dTTBf)

182
She's now saying she grew up middle class, that she knows the middle class.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 29, 2024 06:20 PM

The British bankrupted themselves until very recently to pay off the slaveholders in Jamaica to let the slaves free. Her parents benefited greatly.

She's full of shit.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 29, 2024 06:24 PM (RKVpM)

183 179 >>As Americans you may not know the craven bestial nature of the Austrians.
———
This makes one muse upon the possibility of a documentary limning the thoughts of Ludwig Wittgenstein. What insights might be revealed? What revelations lie behind the shadowed curtains of what, in 1922 under the Latin title Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus, this mysterious Austrian gnome published? Might it be titled “Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe But Only In A Manner That Words May Not Describe?”
Posted by: electronic means at August 29, 2024 06:22 PM (yAL3Q)
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Doesn't matter so long as Mozart writes the music.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 29, 2024 06:24 PM (1bNHn)

184 When I say I worked at McDonald's, I mean that I worked *wink, wink* at McDonald's, if you catch my drift...
Posted by: Karamelo Harris at August 29, 2024 06:23 PM (fDXgc)
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I'd rather not catch anything from you...

Posted by: That Guy at August 29, 2024 06:24 PM (krQz2)

185 why would the kamala camp do this? because they see how trump gets attention by say things that are then taken out of context and think this will work for them

maybe kamala will tell us that there were good people on both sides of ww2

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 29, 2024 06:26 PM (CWTWj)

186 Damn, they remembered your birthday? that's impressive. My sister has to send me prompts or I forget birthdays and I am not nearly that old being 29 and all.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 29, 2024 06:27 PM (t/2Uw)

187 I find it amusing that I'm STILL seeing Vance / Couch memes on Facegook, with no 'Fact Checking' ever being done.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2024 06:27 PM (xaFKb)

188 I managed 13 Burger Chef and Jeff restaurants one summer.

Just got back from the state employment office. Went there for the free resume and even as big a dirtbag as I am I was way out of the league they are used to seeing.
One guy was getting security all up in a tisy over his birthdate being wrong in the computer. Security at a job getting place?... Anyway.
My unemployment is probably over come Monday.
*damn it. shit! arrghhh... I don't wanna work.

Posted by: Reforger at August 29, 2024 06:28 PM (xcIvR)

189 >>> She's now saying she grew up middle class, that she knows the middle class

In Canada, and Montreal I think. Which she avoids mentioning at every turn.

She looooved mentioning in her acceptance speech thing that her family moved all over. Tried to tie herself to like every region in the Midwest. She definitely left out Canada.

Posted by: LizLem at August 29, 2024 06:29 PM (kzCYo)

190 One lives with me and the other is in Iowa, living w her son and has other son and family.
My mom is doing pretty good but is mostly deaf, as I likely will be one day. I'm already about 75% deaf.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 29, 2024 06:29 PM (MeG8a)

191 Silver got caught with his pants down. He included the Franklin and Marshall +7 Harris poll that was really a +1 Harris. It was an unethical push poll where they published the push as the top line result. I think 538 did it too.

So they had to publish a new set of "odds" to compensate, they will do back shortly to predicting a Harris win. Even Meathead at Decision Desk has decided to get into the act.

Anyway, it is all bullshit. The race is nationally a Trump +1 or +2. The blue mirage is so bad that Harris leaked their internal polls to try to temper everyone expectations. Harris internals show Trump leading in PA by 4 and by 1 in Michigan.

In a Trump +2 national environment, Trump wins all the swing states. Remember that Biden was only able to squeak out a close win in the swing states in 2020, with all the mail in fraud, by a few thousand votes, and he won nationally by 3.

Stressing over polls is dumb right now. Trump is well ahead and we are likely heading to a preference cascade. But even if that doesn't happen, the worst that can occur is the current environment doesn't change and he wins with around 300 EVs.

The public polls a highly tainted by response bias.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 29, 2024 06:30 PM (5p7BC)

192 interview question: if you worked at mcdonalds tell us what goes on a big mac

if she say lettuce tomato and ky, we'll know she's not lying from her point of view

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 29, 2024 06:31 PM (CWTWj)

193 Vance has been incredibly impressive at his rallys and speeches. He has the anti Harris stuff down but delivers it in a way that makes his poiint without seeming mean. Recent speech in Boston was heckled by just a few but he took it gracefully. Said he understood they disagreed but asked them to listen t o what he had to say. Applause was wild.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 29, 2024 06:31 PM (t/2Uw)

194 The public polls a highly tainted by response bias.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

I know all about how to handle a nasty taint for political gain!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 29, 2024 06:32 PM (JCZqz)

195 Are we fighting for only four more years of ownership of the husk of America? Yes.

It is worth it, even if the victory is fleeting due to so many citizens hating the country.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 29, 2024 06:32 PM (vsXBg)

196 In a Trump +2 national environment, Trump wins all the swing states. Remember that Biden was only able to squeak out a close win in the swing states in 2020, with all the mail in fraud, by a few thousand votes, and he won nationally by 3.

Stressing over polls is dumb right now. Trump is well ahead and we are likely heading to a preference cascade. But even if that doesn't happen, the worst that can occur is the current environment doesn't change and he wins with around 300 EVs.

The public polls a highly tainted by response bias.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 29, 2024 06:30 PM

Trump won in 2016 with hillary up by 4 points on election night. Trump never had a lead in any poll in 2016 after the end of July. If Trump is up by 1 now it's over and it will be a landslide and he will win the popular vote.

Plus he will drag a whole bunch of people across the finish line with him.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 29, 2024 06:33 PM (QNSds)

197 Dave in Fla, would the tl;dr be "don't worry about the polls ?"

I mean I did read but I'm not well-versed in pollese.

Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2024 06:33 PM (bS+DD)

198 Stressing over polls is dumb right now. Trump is well ahead and we are likely heading to a preference cascade.

Sooo...you're saying we should set our hair on fire and jump off a cliff, a la Thelma and Louise?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 29, 2024 06:33 PM (xCA6C)

199 Even Meathead at Decision Desk has decided to get into the act.

Meathead? Is this the same DD guy that posted here? Brandon Finnegan or something, as I recall?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 29, 2024 06:33 PM (JCZqz)

200 Said he understood they disagreed but asked them to listen t o what he had to say. Applause was wild.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 29, 2024 06:31 PM (t/2Uw)

You mean he didn't go all Ratso Rizzo and start shouting "I'm talkin' here, I'm talkin' here!"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2024 06:34 PM (D7oie)

201 Stressing over polls is dumb right now. Trump is well ahead and we are likely heading to a preference cascade. But even if that doesn't happen, the worst that can occur is the current environment doesn't change and he wins with around 300 EVs.

The public polls a highly tainted by response bias.

Posted by: Dave in Fla

thank you. Rich Baris and a few others have been breaking down the polls on X and making sure people see the bias. It makes it easier to keep the faith.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 29, 2024 06:34 PM (t/2Uw)

202 Thanks for that. Also, Harris has a bump from the convention that was far less strong than Biden had in 2020. If you’re on Cackler’s campaign, you’re not happy about her underperforming a senile Biden’s record, when this ought to be her high watermark.

Posted by: electronic means at August 29, 2024 06:34 PM (yAL3Q)

203 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 29, 2024 06:34 PM (2UnvF)

204 I don't wanna work.
Posted by: Reforger

Do you wanna just bang on the drum all day?
youtube.com/watch?v=P7Tcggo45TQ

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 29, 2024 06:34 PM (IG4Id)

205 Trump hopefully treads with some caution. Don't give the presstitutes a place to aim their arrows. He has a hard time not being provoked. Chill. You can get 40 some states.

Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2024 06:34 PM (Ftszc)

206 In fact the response bias is the worst even in polling, and even the good pollsters are only able to slightly mitigate their effect and can't eliminate it. The trustworthy ones, like Mark Mitchell at Rasmussen are starting to wonder if they Trump +3 polls might even be understating support for Trump.

It all hinges on turnout. If the low propensity voters who say they want to vote for Trump vote, then the election is over by 11PM on the 5th. We will start to get an idea of how it is going to go when the early voting starts and we see who is turning in ballots. If GOP returns are close to Democrat returns, then every one will know what is going to happen.

They will probably try to kill Trump again at that point.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 29, 2024 06:34 PM (5p7BC)

207 Pretty OK I think. Thanks for asking. Doc says to stay off of it for a while. Seems like a radical approach, but I'm willing to try.
Posted by: Weasel

Damned good thing you're an ORGANIC tree farmer, eh?

Posted by: MkY at August 29, 2024 06:35 PM (cPGH3)

208 This makes one muse upon the possibility of a documentary limning the thoughts of Ludwig Wittgenstein. What insights might be revealed? What revelations lie behind the shadowed curtains of what, in 1922 under the Latin title Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus, this mysterious Austrian gnome published? Might it be titled “Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe But Only In A Manner That Words May Not Describe?”
Posted by: electronic means

Wittgenstein is a suitable topic for a hard-hitting documentary. His perfidious theorizing is a reflection of the inhuman population that produced him. Like Borat, Wittgenstein has the appearance of Man, and... wait, have both ever been seen together? Mein Gott, this is even more dire and troubling than what Werner had imagined, and Krauts specialize in this. Ach.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 29, 2024 06:35 PM (tmPIh)

209 interview question: if you worked at mcdonalds tell us what goes on a big mac

if she say lettuce tomato and ky, we'll know she's not lying from her point of view

Pfffft. I never worked at Mickey D's, but even I know the jingle:
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...

Posted by: Archimedes at August 29, 2024 06:36 PM (xCA6C)

210 I've actually got a history with several men's magazine centerfolds. I'll tell one of the stories in my next couple of posts.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 29, 2024 06:36 PM (Da7Vv)

211 >>> I have today 2 birthday cards, one from Mom (age 94) and one from my mother-in-law (age 99) and they are both in cursive.

Aww, that's nice! Love it.

I'm having a family issue. My never trumper, covid paranoid sibling and I had a falling out, and has told my mom she doesn't want to get presents from me anymore. Or have me think about her at all.

Do I honor this? It feels weird, giving gifts is one of my love languages. I do still love her, and will welcome her back with open arms if she ever stops seeing me as an enemy. Can I at least send her a card?

A friend suggested that her current worldview needs her to see me as a bad person to make all the logic work. So sending her thoughtful, loving presents messes too much with her head.

Posted by: LizLem at August 29, 2024 06:37 PM (FazJ/)

212 In the winter of 1979, Custom HI-FI in Houston TX was running a promotion. The promotion involved them bringing in a Playboy Playmate for their, largely male, customer base to meet in person. My brother was Custom's top salesman and he invited me to attend. When we got there early, the President of Custom held a meeting with the staff about the promotion. He said the Playboy model had just arrived, and he picked my brother and me to be her escorts. (He knew me pretty well, and figured that along with my brother, we were the two least likely people there to behave like a couple of jackasses around her.) So we climbed the stairs to the room where she was. We knocked on the door, and she invited us in. Since I had a subscription to Playboy, both my brother and I recognized her instantly as Monique St. Pierre, the reigning Playmate of the Year. Playboy's photography was absolutely first rate, using an 8 x 10 inch view camera, and some of the best photographers, makeup artists and lighting technicians available. The thought that went through my mind at the time was: “the photographs, as beautiful as they are, don't do her justice”. The only way I can describe her was “Dazzling".

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 29, 2024 06:37 PM (Da7Vv)

213 The best part of Tucker's response was that instead of going for the easy Willie Brown joke he remembered that she also was banging Montel.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 29, 2024 06:38 PM (FzZ6Q)

214 After a couple of minutes we heard another knock on the door. The promotion had started, and the crowd of customers was so large that they wanted my brother to help out with sales on the floor. It was about an hour until she was scheduled to appear, so it was just me, and one of the most beautiful women on the planet, alone, with nothing to do. As you can imagine, one thing led to another, and... nothing is exactly what we did do. Look, if you're with a woman who is that far out of your league, your best course of action is to do nothing. I could tell she was used to James Bond level wealthy European Ultra Chads in Tuxedos hitting on her, and I think she found my American computer engineer awkwardness mildly amusing. I did find out quite a bit about her, about her family, how she started modeling, and the fact that she could speak 3 languages.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 29, 2024 06:39 PM (Da7Vv)

215 Meathead? Is this the same DD guy that posted here? Brandon Finnegan or something, as I recall?

Yeah, he was CAC or Conservative Art Critic until he wasn't.

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2024 06:40 PM (LbnIB)

216 Doesn't matter so long as Mozart writes the music.
Posted by: Eeyore

Alas, Mozart is a confidence trick by the Swiss. That...actually Werner may be thinking of a maxim of Chiun, the diminutive master of the art of Sinanju. The Destroyer series was most diverting. Know, however, that the vibrant Italian Salieri is an unappreciated hero. Had Mozart been allowed to continue, there would have been no limit to his blasphemies. The wrath of God, the dead rising from the grave, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria..ach, this is Dr. Peter Vinkman, isn't it.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has Opinions at August 29, 2024 06:44 PM (tmPIh)

217 211 A friend suggested that her current worldview needs her to see me as a bad person to make all the logic work. So sending her thoughtful, loving presents messes too much with her head.

sounds to me like she could use a few more maga hats

Posted by: anachronda at August 29, 2024 06:47 PM (oY6Yp)

218 They personally aren't, but the State Department is. They're desperate to get some kind of "win" in the news, and they really fear what will happen to Hamas if Trump wins, so they're on the clock.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 29, 2024 06:18 PM (BZ2+1)
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Not as worried as Hamas is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 29, 2024 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

219 I thought Clinton, Obama, and the Hildabeast were sleazy pond scum. Biden out did them. But Harris proves she earned the title of Knee pad Queen honestly. She is without merit except apparently while on her knees.

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Kamala Harris Posts Fake, AI-Generated Letter from "Tucker" Praising Her Efforts on Common-Sense Gun Control;
The "Disinformation Expert" Media Allows Her to Lie With Impunity