The Week in Woke

The Guardian: Male bonding doesn't have to be about "bravado and bros." It can also be about spray-painting your pubic hair and dancing with other naked men on stage.

Dr. Evil comments: "Riiiiight."

Male bonding doesn't have to be about bravado and bros. Dancing on stage naked taught me a better way

I have a feeling Uncle Touchy taught him this "better way" some years back.

Friendships based on sport and alcohol don't always allow us to be our true selves. Shared vulnerabilities enrich our lives

This "man" is appearing twice weekly in some naked gay production of Wagner's The Flying Dutchman.

He claims that his body issues often compel him to seek "validation from women."

Dr. Evil again: "Riiiight."

On stage, the spray paint made our pubic hair hard, and the voices of the opera singers made our hair stand on end as we danced around with them in the illuminated darkness, our facial expressions frozen. A captivating experience of sound, light and movement.
We were fragile, powerful, ridiculous and funny at the same time. Our cocks dangled in unison to the music. Male togetherness, so often difficult to combine with presence, vulnerability and meaning, seemed in this context easy and self-evident.
Previously, relating to men in groups had scared me; it was simply not possible to for me to hang out with a group of men without freezing up. But this was different.
I have been thinking about this experience since the return of war to Europe. Sweden has abandoned its neutrality and we are told we must be prepared for the threat of Russian aggression, for war. The military has long been one of the most glorified forms of male association in our culture, in movies and in books. A powerful, noble male bond is forged via a shared will to compete against another group of men, to the death if need be.
The military may now be an outdated picture of ideal male companionship, but large groups of men doing anything together other than playing sports, performing, drinking or fighting can still be hard to imagine. Intimacy between men in groups, when it occurs, is traditionally created by an external threat, imagined or real. If that pressure is missing, we still often become incapable, lacking common points of support.
Group settings in which men are allowed to be sensitive beings can be difficult to find beyond the high-pressure arenas of professional sports. Within the limited confines of these ritualistic forms all the emotional and relationship issues that men have to grapple with must be confronted.
But the oppression is palpable....
A motley collection, we sat in dressing gowns in the smoking room and waited for our next call. We felt free to sit there and chat about everything and anything. After a few months of stripped-down waltzing, the arias and the community had etched themselves so deeply into my body that, 20 years later, I still struggle with the impulse to throw off my clothes and dance when I hear the notes of Wagner.
Expressions of male friendship have changed since then. I now go to the gym two days a week with my gym bros, and while we work out we can talk about almost anything. A friend and I recently started a podcast about culture and masculinity....

It's called, coincidentally, "The David French Show."

The big problem we still have with masculinity and friendship is that, like art and literature for that matter, friendship involves ceding control and becoming vulnerable in the eyes of another person. Masculinity doesn't have to be about football and pub bravado any more than it need be about war. Likewise, male mutual support can be found in the most surprising places. But my question would be: has the male community modernised enough to allow this vulnerability?
...
Exposing our true selves can release us from the trap of received ideas about masculinity; it lets us take ownership of our essential fragility and, even at the risk of disappointment, makes us more human.

Senor Chang has my proxy.

A Colorado school district won't allow students to opt out of Homosexuality lessons.

Jennifer Nuelle:

A Colorado school district is implementing an "LGBTQ+ tool kit" that will force students to attend lessons on related topics even if their parents disapprove.
The tool kit was created by the Denver School District and updated in July, prohibiting students from opting out of LGBTQ+ lessons and curriculum, no matter if a student or their parents have different beliefs. There is no parental permission required for teaching these topics and the only possible way to opt out is for sex-ed lessons.
The Denver Public Schools also offer several books on "LGBTQ+ topics," the document states. The tool kit notes that the age-appropriate "LGBTQ+" topics being taught will be allowed for every grade level.
The tool kit also outlines a glossary of LGBT-related definitions and specific rules staff must follow when handling a student who is transitioning, the document states. The document notes that no student, regardless of whether they are transgender or non-binary will be left out of an overnight trip and that a student's "sexual orientation" and gender are to remain private on these trips.

The Denver school district does not require parents' consent when using a student's pronouns at school, according to the document. The tool kit provides an entire section on how to help a student transition, even if their parents are unaware.
It states in the document that faculty are not to "out" students and that it is prohibited to share a student's "gender identity" or "sexual orientation" with their family. The kit also mentions that all "sexual orientations are valid" and that transgender individuals have more than one "sexual orientation."
...
The Denver School District was unable to be reached for comment.

Northwestern is forced to now mandate "antisemitism training."

But don't worry -- the Regime can never condemn antisemitism without also condemning "other forms of hate," including "Islamophobia."

Because you can never just tell an Islamist that hating Jews and calling for their extermination is wrong. You have to reassure him that he's the Real Victim Here.

Northwestern University will be requiring all returning students to attend training on antisemitism and "other forms of hate" at the beginning of the fall semester.
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The university also will play host to "a set of lectures and panels on antisemitism, Islamophobia and racism as well as the history and politics of the conflict in the Middle East," the message said.

You have to provide "historical context" which justifies the antisemitism, even as you pretend to stand against it.

...
"Activities that lead to intimidation and impede an environment where dialogue and education can flourish cannot occur again," Schill wrote.

And who did that, I wonder? Was it the Jewish students chanting at Islamic students that they should be wiped out, "from the river to the sea"?

Or was it the Islamic students doing that to the Jewish kids?

This spring, Schill, along with the presidents of Rutgers and UCLA, faced a grilling from a U.S. House "Stopping Antisemitic College Chaos" panel. A North Carolina congresswoman called Schill's deal with anti-Israel Northwestern activists -- which included "five full-ride scholarships" for Palestinian students, the hiring of two Palestinian faculty, and a residence for "Middle Eastern and Muslim students" -- "disgraceful."

The largest teachers' union in Massachusetts is now threatening to... sue critics.

Critics who object to putting a radical activist in charge of the curriculum on the hot button of Israel.

And they'll sue you for objecting.

Massachusetts' largest teachers union is threatening to sue a group of Republican state lawmakers who condemned the group for tapping an anti-Israel activist to create learning materials about the Gaza war.
The Massachusetts Teachers Association (MTA) said this month that it "will not hesitate to take legal action if warranted" against the Massachusetts House and Senate Republican Caucuses for a July letter objecting to the union tasking Ricardo Rosa with developing model curricula about Israel and "Occupied Palestine."
The Republicans objected to Rosa -- who has a record of anti-Israel and anti-American rhetoric -- developing the materials. The lawmakers observed that Rosa advocated for a "Free Palestine" in the days following October 7, called the United States a "settler colony," glorified terrorist and plane hijacker Leila Khaled, and voiced his support for a professor who called Zionists "swine" and encouraged protests in Jewish neighborhoods.
In response, the MTA board of directors called the Republicans' letter "reprehensible," defended Rosa from the lawmakers' criticism, and threatened legal action.

"Ricardo Rosa, MTA's Director of Training and Professional Learning, has been reprehensibly attacked for simply performing his job at the MTA," the MTA wrote, in response to Republican lawmakers' claim that Rosa's inflammatory statements "demonstrate a clear commitment to a political agenda rather than educational integrity."
The union, which represents 117,000 educators, came under fire for condemning the United States for being complicit in a "genocidal assault" in the wake of Hamas' October 7 attack on Israel.

We definitely want these people teaching social studies, ethics, and America's values through history classes.

This is one of THE BEST videos someone made of the DNC...

Mocking Michelle Obama's BS. pic.twitter.com/DRRVX2gxvs
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) August 24, 2024

Diversity is our strength. Below, German women attempting to walk on the streets in their own country are confronted by "our strength."

�Do you want to be treated like a woman?� Islamist chases and harasses two young German girls in Berlin. Europe is no longer safe for women and we all know very well why. pic.twitter.com/tKw6atVBdE
— RadioGenoa (@RadioGenoa) August 29, 2024

Objectively, it's a Bad Thing, especially for women, to be harassed on the street by unhinged foreign hate-preachers.

This is not "our strength."

White liberals and black people are asked whether voter ID laws are racist.

This is one of the greatest videos ever.pic.twitter.com/jpt6WAbx91
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) August 29, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:00 PM

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1 Good stuff:

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, un judice che ha bisogno delle bastonate #01 at August 30, 2024 06:00 PM (qfLjt)

2 1st

Posted by: GF at August 30, 2024 06:01 PM (6oen/)

3 Male bonding doesn't have to be about bravado and bros. Dancing on stage naked taught me a better way

Oh this is gonna be good.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2024 06:01 PM (guGkK)

4 This is what happens when we are two generations into the "men can't be men" meme. It was eventually going to catch up with us.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 30, 2024 06:02 PM (QNSds)

5 >Friendships based on sport and alcohol don't always allow us to be our true selves.

----

yes they do
you believe this guy?

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 06:02 PM (/7KEl)

6 Are we sure this wasn't written by a midwestern governor? One whose grammar isn't always right?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 30, 2024 06:05 PM (1bNHn)

7 I made the mistake of clicking the first link. No one wants to see the guys in the picture naked, except maybe each other and probably not even them.

Posted by: huerfano at August 30, 2024 06:05 PM (VGOMa)

8 Michelle Obama pontificating on "people who took more than they needed."

That's pretty rich.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2024 06:05 PM (guGkK)

9 spray painting my pubic hair = words I never thought I would ever read in a sentence

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 30, 2024 06:06 PM (YiKO5)

10 So, while Venezuelan and other invader gangs are threatening and otherwise harming the locals, the Denver "schools" are grooming kids behind their parents' backs.

Polesucker must be so proud. His daddy, too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 30, 2024 06:06 PM (FnneF)

11 Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris Aug 29
Donald Trump’s Project 2025 plan would give him unchecked, unprecedented power to implement his extreme agenda—including monitoring pregnancies and prosecuting women if they have an abortion.

The stakes this November could not be higher.

Roseanne Barr @therealroseanne Replying to @KamalaHarris
@CommunityNotes please
Stop
Allowing this
Disinfo
On Twitter

Randy Quaid @RandyRRQuaid Replying to @KamalaHarris
This is 100% false!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 06:06 PM (CEzQx)

12
I usually can read all of Ace's thoughts. Only four sentences in before I went soup Nazi.

'Next!'

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 06:06 PM (RKVpM)

13 I made the mistake of clicking the first link. No one wants to see the guys in the picture naked, except maybe each other and probably not even them.
Posted by: huerfano at August 30, 2024 06:05 PM (VGOMa)

I'm sorry, but guys just look ridiculous naked. Who would want to see that?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2024 06:07 PM (guGkK)

14 I would have thought it was rather racist to suggest that black people were incapable of getting ID or didn't have it even when I was a Democrat voter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2024 06:07 PM (dTTBf)

15 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 11h
JUST IN - 13-year-old boy has died after being stabbed in Oldbury, England.

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 11h
NEW - Germany's left-green-liberal government deports 28 convicted Afghans by plane to their home country following the Islamist attack in Solingen and two days before state elections in eastern Germany.

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 17m
JUST IN - Woman stabs at least five people, three life-threatening, on bus to city festival in Siegen, Germany. The 32-year-old woman has been detained.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 06:07 PM (CEzQx)

16 What a p*ssy. Probably a soccer fan to boot.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 30, 2024 06:08 PM (QKVoB)

17 "I heard your girl been givin' out to ALL those graffiti guys..."
PROFESSOR BOOTY
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=IehdeQZnWdk

Posted by: BEASTIE BOYS at August 30, 2024 06:09 PM (Wm1ah)

18 Barry and Michelle do not just own three houses. They also own a house in Chicago. One for each family member, I guess.

Posted by: huerfano at August 30, 2024 06:10 PM (VGOMa)

19 William Wolfe @William_E_Wolfe
If I ran a major pro-life organization right now, I’d be focusing all of my time, resources, and messaging on:
1) Defeating Amendment 4 in Florida
2) Defeating Amendment 3 in Missouri
Don’t like playing defense? Too bad. Either we stop these or we lose on life in two Red states

David French @DavidAFrench
What's fascinating about the angry reaction to this tweet is the way in which so many people seem to discount the idea that you can be a good person and still make a mistake, even a serious mistake. I think voting for Trump is a serious mistake, but that doesn't make you a bad person or mean you're going to hell.

A vote is a very, very small part of life. Stop treating it like it defines a person.

A bigger part of life is how you treat people who disagree with you. Yes, you can argue your case with passion and conviction, but lies and cruelty (arguing respectfully that someone is wrong is not cruel) in support of your vote will define you more than your vote.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 06:10 PM (CEzQx)

20 Sean Davis @seanmdav 14h
The only reason French came crawling back to X is because he’s part of a Big Eva op to once again con Christians who he hates into doing what Democrats want.

For years he has screamed that Christians who vote for Trump are evil, stupid, and racist. He still believes that. But now he has to also convince Christians that voting for Kamala “Abortion Van” Harris is totally kosher. It’s not enough to hate Trump. He needs you to fall in line for the mobile abortion van queen who throws pro-lifers in prison for sport.

He doesn’t actually believe anything he’s saying right now, but he doesn’t care as long as this shtick can be used to manipulate enough people and he can convince the Democrats who pay his 30 pieces of silver to keep him on the payroll.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 06:10 PM (CEzQx)

21 That last video is great! All the racist white leftists.

Posted by: SimoHayha at August 30, 2024 06:10 PM (GFeTJ)

22 Don't all us guys spray paint our pubic hair? I thought it was the manly thing to do. I read that at the Bulwark. Or was it the Dispatch?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 30, 2024 06:10 PM (1bNHn)

23 What's next, mandatory homo camp?

Posted by: Paco at August 30, 2024 06:10 PM (njExo)

24 Ace ace, I just saw the title of the last article and I'm really glad I wasn't at that moment drinking. You are the nation's Poet Laureate. I don't know what we'd do without you. lol. I'm still laughing.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 30, 2024 06:10 PM (Y6IkP)

25 Our cocks dangled in unison to the music"

Wow, powerful stuff /

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 30, 2024 06:10 PM (NtVYv)

26 7 I made the mistake of clicking the first link. No one wants to see the guys in the picture naked, except maybe each other and probably not even them.
Posted by: huerfano at August 30, 2024 06:05 PM (VGOMa)

Admiral Ackbar, is this your doing?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2024 06:11 PM (mXwSI)

27 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2024 06:05 PM (guGkK)

Did people at the DNC actually believe that bilge from Michell,e and do they think she and Barack live in some little house in some poor section of Chicago?.

P.S. I'm no fashion maven, but that outfit of hers was not worth $2,000

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2024 06:11 PM (dTTBf)

28 If you have knuckle nuts do you really need to get naked?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2024 06:12 PM (LkLld)

29
1. Ignorance is Strength
2. Diversity is Strength
Thus, Diversity is Ignorance

Posted by: Axeman at August 30, 2024 06:12 PM (krQz2)

30 5 >Friendships based on sport and alcohol don't always allow us to be our true selves.

yes they do
you believe this guy?
Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 06:02 PM (/7KEl)

You know what brought this crap on? The absolute ban on any type of bullying. When aberrant behavior can no longer be laughed at, or even talked about in a negative manner... and in fact gets CELEBRATED...

You get more of it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 30, 2024 06:13 PM (xaFKb)

31
Probably about one out of one thousand guys who think they look good naked, actually look good naked.

Seinfeld explored the opposite sex and determined the line between good and bad naked.

Guys... always open the pickle jar for her if she's naked.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 06:13 PM (RKVpM)

32 Male bonding doesn't have to be about bravado and bros. Dancing on stage naked taught me a better way
_________________

This just in: this guy just announced he's HIV+.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2024 06:13 PM (YqDXo)

33 Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored Aug 29
I’m going to post a video of Kamala Harris and her moronic takes every day until the election.

Kamala Harris called for removing cops from schools to fight racial 'inequities' in 2019 interview. Kamala doesn’t care about children. She just wants your guns.

https://tinyurl.com/3n78wa7z
1:16 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 06:13 PM (CEzQx)

34 27 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2024 06:05 PM (guGkK)

Did people at the DNC actually believe that bilge from Michell,e and do they think she and Barack live in some little house in some poor section of Chicago?.

P.S. I'm no fashion maven, but that outfit of hers was not worth $2,000
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2024 06:11 PM (dTTBf)

And became rich by being a Politician... but that's not suspicious at all...

/spit

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 30, 2024 06:14 PM (xaFKb)

35 I did not make the mistake of clicking on the first link.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2024 06:14 PM (dTTBf)

36 A Colorado school district is implementing an "LGBTQ+ tool kit" that will force students to attend lessons on related topics even if their parents disapprove.

This is where the local mosque steps in.

Of course, the response of the Denver school district will be to say that Muslims - and only Muslims - can opt out of the homosexuality training.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2024 06:14 PM (uxCna)

37 Paul Sperry @paulsperry_ 2h
DEVELOPING: Kamala campaign has stopped referencing her alleged job at McDonald's and won't respond to media questions seeking the location of the McDonald's store and the dates of her employment at McDonald's, which appears nowhere in her memoirs or early resumes...developing...

Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h
Stolen McValor.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 06:14 PM (CEzQx)

38 "The military may now be an outdated picture of ideal male companionship..."

Oh, just wait. You may not be interested in war but war is interested in your.

Posted by: PJU at August 30, 2024 06:14 PM (RRCAT)

39 Some of those racists were on UC Berkeley's campus.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 30, 2024 06:15 PM (d9fT1)

40 I would have thought it was rather racist to suggest that black people were incapable of getting ID or didn't have it even when I was a Democrat voter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2024 06:07 PM (dTTBf)
---
That's right-wing talk.

If you use the left-wing rules: it IS totally racist. And nothing but RACISM.

Pearl Harbor was not as racist.

Posted by: Axeman at August 30, 2024 06:15 PM (krQz2)

41 >>What's next, mandatory homo camp?

About 10-15 years ago I joked in Comments that if Andy Warhol was alive, then, his most famous quote would be:

In the future, everyone will be made to suck cock for 15 seconds.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2024 06:15 PM (Wm1ah)

42 Did people at the DNC actually believe that bilge from Michelle and do they think she and Barack live in some little house in some poor section of Chicago?.

The funny part was where Big Mike denounced "generational wealth" - both Obama daughters are already multi-millionaires, thanks to trust funds.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2024 06:16 PM (uxCna)

43 Elon Musk @elonmusk Aug 29
Please note that this is an actual statement from Kamala:
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris 21 Apr 2017
An undocumented immigrant is not a criminal.

Elon Musk @elonmusk Aug 29
The US Democratic Party as a whole has a massive incentive to bring in and legalize illegal immigrants, as they vote overwhelmingly Democrat.

No grand conspiracy theory is needed. The simple incentive of winning elections explains why they won’t even deport criminals who assault police officers on camera, because that would mean losing those votes.
===
Leftist X claiming illegal border crossing isn't literally 'criminal' it's just a civil offence!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 06:17 PM (CEzQx)

44 Woah! Even Liberace thinks that shit is gay AF

wass wrong wichuu man

Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 30, 2024 06:17 PM (zpWLJ)

45 and do they think she and Barack live in some little house in some poor section of Chicago

They dumped Chicago like a hot potato, once Chicago had served its purposes.

I doubt that they spend seven days a year there.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2024 06:18 PM (uxCna)

46 Youtu.be/mFBZbQLvTkY

Posted by: Boulder Terlit Hobo, not dead at August 30, 2024 06:18 PM (5UiK6)

47 In my nap just now, I had a dream in which I was posting to the Horde,

Is this something I should be concerned about?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 30, 2024 06:18 PM (v6JzV)

48 Debauchery.
Woke.
Democrats.

It never stops.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 30, 2024 06:18 PM (W/lyH)

49 Andrew Klavan @andrewklavan 8h
I have to admit, my wife is always after me about my grammar too. So when I say, "I was awarded the congressional medal of honor," she's like, "Don't say that." And I'm like, "Well, how should I say it?" And she's like, "Don't say it. It never happened." And I'm, like, "So you want me to rephrase it?" And she's like, "No. Just stop lying." And I'm like, "I'm not getting this..."

Jerry Dunleavy IV @JerryDunleavy 19h
CNN: “You said you carried weapons in war, but you’ve never deployed in a war zone...”

Walz: “... I speak candidly. I wear my emotions on my sleeves...”

CNN: “... You said that you were in war. Did you misspeak?”

Walz: “… My grammar is not always correct.”
====
Unwanted emoji test: ”

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 06:19 PM (CEzQx)

50 Spray painting pubic hair?
Then they're too old.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2024 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

51 Wow... Sidebar mystery click memory...

Reminiscing... have not heard that song in decades... but remember slow dancing to it in 78, Central Park Disco, Merced CA... her name was Dianne... no idea what happened to her later... but... great memory.

Talk about an appropriately named song.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 30, 2024 06:20 PM (xaFKb)

52
...Our cocks dangled in unison to the music...

George R.R. Martin did the choreography?!?!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2024 06:20 PM (eDfFs)

53 50 Spray painting pubic hair?
Then they're too old.
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2024 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

Goldfinger. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2024 06:20 PM (x0n13)

54 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 4h
Democrats Consider Replacing Kamala Harris With More Coherent Joe Biden
buff.ly/4g9Igh5

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 06:20 PM (CEzQx)

55 Maybe the job Kamala performed in a McDonalds wasn't directly for and paid by McDonalds. More of a third party contract work sort of thing and so she got a little cornfused.

Posted by: banana Dream at August 30, 2024 06:21 PM (Y6IkP)

56 Who could have predicted such a thing?

New York:

The number of unreadable license plates evading tolls and traffic fines increased by 30% between April and this month, costing the city up to $200 million annually.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2024 06:21 PM (uxCna)

57
Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h
Stolen McValor.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 06:14 PM

Which is proof positive why people should get on Twitter/X, follow Catturd, and the usual suspects, and report back here.

The left has lost their sandbox and Susie is looking around for a new playmate.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 06:21 PM (RKVpM)

58 15
Woman stabs at least five people, three life-threatening, on bus to city festival in Siegen, Germany. The 32-year-old woman has been detained.

https://tinyurl.com/5eh3xrnz

Is she a muzzie? News at 11.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, l'uragano e raro #42 at August 30, 2024 06:21 PM (qfLjt)

59 52
...Our cocks dangled in unison to the music...

George R.R. Martin did the choreography?!?!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 30, 2024 06:20 PM (eDfFs)

Now they need the yam-shooter to teach them how to shoot yams from behind.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2024 06:21 PM (x0n13)

60 >>> 54 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 4h
Democrats Consider Replacing Kamala Harris With More Coherent Joe Biden
buff.ly/4g9Igh5
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 06:20 PM (CEzQx)

%)#^(U*U%@*)(${%@^(#%@*!!!!!

*throws bottle*

Posted by: Hillary! at August 30, 2024 06:21 PM (FnneF)

61 My faith in masculinity was somewhat restored this summer. Spent a couple weeks around my HS/College/young professional nephews this summer at the Cape. Their favorite pass time was paddling a kayak out into a tidal channel at night, drop a large baited hook attached to a deep sea rod, paddle back in and fish as if they'd cast the line (not possible, it was 100-150 yds from shore) and catch sharks. I went along one night, learned that the kayak had been "acquired" after a storm washed it up two years ago, and watched my nephew haul in a 6-foot Brown Shark while he and his buddies quaffed beers. That's America, baby.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 30, 2024 06:21 PM (2cS/G)

62
Guess that Lebanese source for WW3 starting a couple days ago was wrong then?

Posted by: Auspex at August 30, 2024 06:22 PM (j4U/Z)

63 Google the author of the Guardian article linked above, Gunnar Ardelius. He is little more than a man in the street. A weird street where you probably wouldn't want to hang around alone after dark, but still, he's pretty much a nobody.

Posted by: Paco at August 30, 2024 06:22 PM (njExo)

64 Panama deports Ecuadorean migrants in second US-backed flight

https://tinyurl.com/yneptk53

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, l'uragano e raro #43 at August 30, 2024 06:22 PM (qfLjt)

65 DC_Draino @DC_Draino 6h
Uh oh - the far left Daily Beast says the new “Reagan” movie is “the worst movie of the year”

Which means it’s actually a great movie that celebrates American patriotism and Republican values

Their smears are just fuel for us now

I know what movie I’ll be watching and supporting this weekend!

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 06:23 PM (CEzQx)

66 Posted by: Boulder Terlit Hobo, not dead at August 30, 2024 06:18 PM (5UiK6)

I think you're a nice, interesting guy, BTH, but I'm not clicking on anything which I don't know the context of and where it came from.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2024 06:23 PM (dTTBf)

67 Intimacy between men in groups, when it occurs, ...
_________________

... is usually an orgy at a bathhouse?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2024 06:23 PM (YqDXo)

68 Is she a muzzie? News at 11.

We may never know the motive.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2024 06:23 PM (uxCna)

69 What did you expect when boys are raised by wack job women in the public schools?

They are treated like defective girls. This is drilled into them, and then they are drugged. Kids are resilient in general but they are persistent in the mind fvckery. There were still a few of the old battle axes when I went to school but I witnessed the change-out, and there were card carrying certified wack jobs even in the hinterlands, here and there.

Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 30, 2024 06:23 PM (zpWLJ)

70 Guardian is a weird, un-learned paper.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 30, 2024 06:23 PM (u82oZ)

71
Always trust Biden / Harris / Walz content.

Posted by: Auspex at August 30, 2024 06:23 PM (j4U/Z)

72 The document notes that no student, regardless of whether they are transgender or non-binary will be left out of an overnight trip and that a student's "sexual orientation" and gender are to remain private on these trips.

>>> Cue boys pretending to be girls just to ogle them in 3... 2... 1...

Posted by: pookysgirl has raised boys at August 30, 2024 06:24 PM (ZVt8Q)

73 Sounds real gay.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at August 30, 2024 06:24 PM (ytSiK)

74 58 Is she a muzzie? News at 11. - Ciampino etc.

I think you mean news at never o'clock.

Posted by: Paco at August 30, 2024 06:24 PM (njExo)

75 Speaking of David French, his "wife" is as nasty an anti-Christian as he is.

See Insty for her vile "The After Party" project.
She's being funded by major amounts of far-left money to put out more of the "true Christians vote only for Democrats" shit that her husband pushes, targeting evangelicals.

I guarantee the same money traces back to the recently ginned-up "I don't know if I can support Trump anymore because he won't back a federal ban on all abortions" fake-ass concern-troll bullshit.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 30, 2024 06:25 PM (k7oKo)

76 Nevermind is gay.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at August 30, 2024 06:25 PM (ytSiK)

77 >> Intimacy between men in groups, ...

should never occur.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2024 06:25 PM (Wm1ah)

78 27 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2024 06:05 PM (guGkK)

Did people at the DNC actually believe that bilge from Michell,e and do they think she and Barack live in some little house in some poor section of Chicago?.

P.S. I'm no fashion maven, but that outfit of hers was not worth $2,000

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2024 06:11 PM (dTTBf)

Most American blacks do not have a problem with an American black man or woman getting filthy rich and living lavishly.

Posted by: Gref at August 30, 2024 06:25 PM (aBgBM)

79 Who could have predicted such a thing?

New York:

The number of unreadable license plates evading tolls and traffic fines increased by 30% between April and this month, costing the city up to $200 million annually.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, l'uragano e raro #44 at August 30, 2024 06:25 PM (qfLjt)

80 Which is proof positive why people should get on Twitter/X, follow Catturd, and the usual suspects, and report back here.

The left has lost their sandbox and Susie is looking around for a new playmate.
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PDT is doing [or did yesterday?] a podcast with a man who has 4-million listeners. Kamala gave 16 minutes and 29 seconds [I read] to CNN.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 06:26 PM (CEzQx)

81 watched my nephew haul in a 6-foot Brown Shark while he and his buddies quaffed beers. That's America, baby.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 30, 2024 06:21 PM (2cS/G)

Why weren't they fishing for white sharks?

Posted by: Auspex at August 30, 2024 06:26 PM (j4U/Z)

82 In order to become more Woke and more InTouch with my Feminine side I spray painted my Balls Pink. Unfortunately, my balls got infected and had to be removed......

Posted by: Dweasel Fergerstien at August 30, 2024 06:26 PM (/1UO6)

83 ...Our cocks dangled in unison to the music...

Did they, in fact, dangle? Or did you guys, er, "present arms", so to speak?

Posted by: Paco at August 30, 2024 06:27 PM (njExo)

84 >> Intimacy between men in groups, ...

should never occur.
Posted by: garrett

Love is love, H8TER

Posted by: Mayo Pete at August 30, 2024 06:27 PM (v0R5T)

85 79
Ignore 79 - I meant to paste it to my daughter and went on AoS Autopilot.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, l'uragano e raro #44a at August 30, 2024 06:27 PM (qfLjt)

86 Importing illegal voters in a Democracy is Treason.

That's why they try to claim "it isn't a crime". It's all on the up and up you see. I mean, the founding fathers would be totally down with open borders and in-state tuition rates and tax payer supported sex change operations for serial killers on death-row who escaped from Pago-Pago. I mean, it just makes sense if you think about it, from a strict originalist intent it's really emanating with a high degree of penumbricity.

Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 30, 2024 06:27 PM (zpWLJ)

87 Well, off to watch Marx Brothers "Animal Crackers" No weird guys bonding and who have spayed painted pubic hair and who dance naked, thank goodness.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2024 06:28 PM (dTTBf)

88 The Hill
@thehill
Gov. Wes Moore (D-Md.) apologizes for ‘honest mistake’ in claiming a Bronze Star

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 30, 2024 06:28 PM (TGPs7)

89 I teach lit to teens- most of the students are boys. 1. Lit does not make you surrender yourself and 2. Does not suppress masculinity. The guardian writer is a fookin loon who should never be allowed around kids

Posted by: Euro at August 30, 2024 06:28 PM (LxqBJ)

90 We were fragile, powerful, ridiculous and funny at the same time. Our cocks dangled in unison to the music. Male togetherness, so often difficult to combine with presence, vulnerability and meaning, seemed in this context easy and self-evident.

Nope. Not gay at all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2024 06:28 PM (guGkK)

91 Some people need they ass kicked.

Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2024 06:29 PM (o2ZRX)

92 Woman stabs at least five people, three life-threatening, on bus to city festival in Siegen, Germany.
_______________

Clearly we need common sense festival control.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2024 06:29 PM (YqDXo)

93 >> Well, off to watch Marx Brothers "Animal Crackers"

Pretty sure Ella Fitzgerald makes a cameo in that one.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2024 06:29 PM (Wm1ah)

94 excellent videos

Posted by: LASue at August 30, 2024 06:30 PM (lCppi)

95 Found it -- excuse my reporting errors, above:
Collin Rugg @CollinRugg Aug 28
BREAKING: Lex Fridman (@lexfridman) announces he is doing a podcast with Donald Trump soon.

Trump is going all in on podcasts, something that is typically rare for a presidential candidate.

Fridman has over 4 million subscribers on YouTube with an audience who is interested in the "nature of intelligence, consciousness, love, and power."

Recent guests on his show include Elon Musk, Andrew Huberman, Ivanka Trump, Sam Altman, and Mark Cuban.

Fridman's show will likely reach millions of potential voters who are undecided and/or people who aren't considering voting for Trump.

The development comes as Kamala Harris continues to refuse to give interviews.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 06:30 PM (CEzQx)

96 @Auspex, the Brown Sharks had previously been under-represented. (Also, we very rarely get White Sharks in our little corner of Cape Cod Bay, though we did have two Orcas beach when I was a kid, so anything could be out there)

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 30, 2024 06:30 PM (2cS/G)

97 >>>Our cocks dangled in unison to the music.
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https://youtu.be/M-5zlj49ugk?t=55

Posted by: Braenyard at August 30, 2024 06:30 PM (SXHAp)

98 The Hill
@thehill
Gov. Wes Moore (D-Md.) apologizes for ‘honest mistake’ in claiming a Bronze Star
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 30, 2024 06:28 PM (TGPs7)

He meant to say that he saw Star Wars.

Posted by: LASue at August 30, 2024 06:31 PM (lCppi)

99 The "far-right" in Germany is already seizing and pouncing over the latest knife attack:

(translated from German)

The AfD in Brandenburg wants to exclude refugees from festivals and public events. Innocent people would then be “collateral damage”.
And this racist scum will soon be the majority here.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2024 06:31 PM (uxCna)

100 I prefer my male bonding without cocks in unison doing anything.

Posted by: Axeman at August 30, 2024 06:31 PM (OaZlZ)

101 watched my nephew haul in a 6-foot Brown Shark while he and his buddies quaffed beers. That's America, baby.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 30, 2024 06:21 PM (2cS/G)
______________

Shouldn't that be a "shark of color?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 30, 2024 06:31 PM (YqDXo)

102 Germany should make a law that prohibits ownership of all knives except ones that the user knapped himself from flint or obsidian.

Because fuck this Iron Age bullshit. The future is Neolithic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2024 06:31 PM (guGkK)

103 Refresh memory here.

Bronze star is kind of commonly issued for Officers. Well - not "common", what I want to say, it is a different thing for an enlisted or NCO to have been the recipient of this medal.

Air medals were a big thing during Gulf War 1.0 ; make sure you fly within so many miles of the Iraq border, and put yourself in for it. Yay! So what was Moore's claim to fame for a Bronze star?

Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 30, 2024 06:32 PM (zpWLJ)

104 87 Well, off to watch Marx Brothers "Animal Crackers" No weird guys bonding and who have spayed painted pubic hair and who dance naked, thank goodness.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2024 06:28 PM (dTTBf)
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Inadvertently you chose the right word for these guys: spayed.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era 8Kg #01 at August 30, 2024 06:32 PM (qfLjt)

105 81 watched my nephew haul in a 6-foot Brown Shark while he and his buddies quaffed beers. That's America, baby.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 30, 2024 06:21 PM (2cS/G)

Why weren't they fishing for white sharks?
Posted by: Auspex at August 30, 2024 06:26 PM (j4U
The whie sharks follow the triangle trade routes.

Posted by: Eromero at August 30, 2024 06:32 PM (o2ZRX)

106 Well, off to watch Marx Brothers "Animal Crackers"
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One of my favorites.

Posted by: Axeman at August 30, 2024 06:32 PM (OaZlZ)

107 Did people at the DNC actually believe that bilge from Michell,e and do they think she and Barack live in some little house in some poor section of Chicago?.
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Yes.
There are multiple reports from people here who know 6+ figure liberal folks who rail against the rich and how they should be taxed more and then in the next breath complain about how they're tapped out and can't pay any more taxes.

No, they don't, won't ever believe, they are "the rich."
And good luck convincing them the Democrats are the party by, for and of the rich.
Like they over-estimate the amount of CO2 in the air by a factor of 100x plus, they will underestimate the wealth of all their party leaders by a factor of 100x plus.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 30, 2024 06:32 PM (k7oKo)

108 Male bonding for me back in the day was doing some really fucked up shit and almost getting killed and then laughing like idiots afterwards. It's a miracle me and my friends are still alive.

Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2024 06:33 PM (q177U)

109 >>Male bonding for me back in the day was doing some really fucked up shit and almost getting killed and then laughing like idiots afterwards. It's a miracle me and my friends are still alive.

Near Death experiences are about the only excuse for Male Bonding.

Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2024 06:33 PM (Wm1ah)

110 Auspex, the Brown Sharks had previously been under-represented. (Also, we very rarely get White Sharks in our little corner of Cape Cod Bay, though we did have two Orcas beach when I was a kid, so anything could be out there)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 30, 2024 06:30 PM (2cS/G)

Brown sharks are more like catfish. Bottom feeders. See a lot of them while diving in the Caribbean.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 30, 2024 06:34 PM (g8Ew8)

111 I prefer my male bonding without cocks in unison doing anything.
Posted by: Axeman
.....

after a few beers we might pee off the balcony together.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2024 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

112 My teenage boys seem to imply that LGBTQ is pretty cringe for kids now and we live in super deep blue California.

Posted by: Max Power at August 30, 2024 06:35 PM (q177U)

113 And this racist scum will soon be the majority here.

It's interesting - in no country does a policy of mass immigration command anything close to majority support.

Yet somehow (now that Poland has fallen), only in Hungary and Switzerland do the government's immigration policies actually reflect the will of the majority of the voters.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2024 06:35 PM (uxCna)

114 after a few beers we might pee off the balcony together.
Posted by: wth at August 30, 2024 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

"And deep!"

Posted by: Black Guy #2 at August 30, 2024 06:35 PM (guGkK)

115 Nobody in the military makes an "honest mistake" about the Bronze star.

No fucking way. Every soldier knows damn well what he got. Every one. In fact, you get in trouble for not wearing them, if you were awarded them, as well.

They check during formal exams and promotions, because, the only awards that are authorized for wear are the ones listed as, you know, being awarded in the official document. "Oh yeah, I never got the Bronze star" is bullshit. The end.

This means someone lied about the Bronze star. OK, not the end of the world. But they won't apologize or admit it, even when caught. Very poor judgment.

Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 30, 2024 06:36 PM (zpWLJ)

116 >>>>off to watch Marx Brothers "Animal Crackers"

When Groucho drops the "this magnificent chest" line you can actually see Margaret Dumont blush in glorious black and white.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at August 30, 2024 06:36 PM (3DZIZ)

117 81 watched my nephew haul in a 6-foot Brown Shark while he and his buddies quaffed beers. That's America, baby.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 30, 2024 06:21 PM (2cS/G)

Why weren't they fishing for white sharks?
Posted by: Auspex at August 30, 2024 06:26 PM (j4U

Maybe they didn't have the correct right bait for Great Whites. A live human.

Posted by: Chief Brody at August 30, 2024 06:37 PM (aBgBM)

118 Nobody in the military makes an "honest mistake" about the Bronze star.

Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 30, 2024 06:36 PM (zpWLJ)
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It was a stutter!

Posted by: Tim Falz at August 30, 2024 06:37 PM (OaZlZ)

119 Catturd: Stolen McValor.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 06:14 PM (CEzQx)

Geez thats funny

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2024 06:37 PM (lX8VI)

120 There are multiple reports from people here who know 6+ figure liberal folks who rail against the rich and how they should be taxed more and then in the next breath complain about how they're tapped out and can't pay any more taxes.

They seriously think that only people worth more than $100 million will be subjected to Kamala's tax on unrealized capital gains, for example.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2024 06:37 PM (uxCna)

121 89 I teach lit to teens- most of the students are boys. 1. Lit does not make you surrender yourself and 2. Does not suppress masculinity. The guardian writer is a fookin loon who should never be allowed around kids
Posted by: Euro at August 30, 2024 06:28 PM (LxqBJ)

I would postulate it depends on which part of Literature you are teaching...

Gunga Din? or Giovanni's Room?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 30, 2024 06:37 PM (xaFKb)

122 Gabe Kaminsky @gekaminsky 4h
SCOOP: Tim Walz's political origin story—in his telling—involved him/two of his "students" being denied entry into a '04 George Bush rally

There's just one problem: Walz's version of what happened contains significant inaccuracies, @dcexaminer found

https://tinyurl.com/3c3k3rzy

||Gov. Tim Walz (D-MN) has long described the moment in 2004 that inspired him to run for public office. In Walz’s telling, the “folksy” high school teacher and two of his students attended a campaign rally for President George W. Bush as an educational experience. However, Walz says, all three of them were denied entry upon event staffers noticing a John Kerry sticker on one of the students’ wallets — an exchange that the Atlantic dubbed a “KGB-style interrogation.”||

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 06:38 PM (CEzQx)

123 Northwestern University will be requiring all returning students to attend training on antisemitism and "other forms of hate" at the beginning of the fall semester.

"All Lives Matter": Racist
"Jew Hate Is Bad": Implicitly racist via exclusion of other groups

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 30, 2024 06:39 PM (lg881)

124 @115 I agree. When I am introduced to someone and my Military service comes up, especially when meeting another Veteran, I spend half of my introduction saying what I DIDN'T do, not squawking about what I DID do. I don't trust guys who lead with their medals/awards, etc.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 30, 2024 06:39 PM (2cS/G)

125 I saw Cocks In Unison open for George Michael at Aunt Charlie"s Lounge in SF.

Then I went to the clinic.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2024 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

126 Near Death experiences are about the only excuse for Male Bonding.
Posted by: garrett at August 30, 2024 06:33 PM (Wm1ah)

Well that and shoe shopping

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2024 06:39 PM (lX8VI)

127 I wrote “lit,” Romeo. Not “sh!t”

Posted by: Euro at August 30, 2024 06:40 PM (LxqBJ)

128 Male bonding for me back in the day was doing some really fucked up shit and almost getting killed and then laughing like idiots afterwards. It's a miracle me and my friends are still alive.
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Listen to the Apollo 12 launch, got hit by lightning. All three of the crew knew each other going back a long ways, something they found increases crew coordination. That's why they were made a crew.

Anyway the whole spacecraft guidance system got knocked out, the 8 ball is spinning, every caution and warning light is illuminated that can be lit up, like a Christmas tree.

Once they got everything under control they laughed their ass off all the way to orbit, and for hours and days later. Close calls can always get people giddy I suppose.

Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 30, 2024 06:40 PM (zpWLJ)

129
The Hill
@thehill
Gov. Wes Moore (D-Md.) apologizes for ‘honest mistake’ in claiming a Bronze Star

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 30, 2024 06:28 PM

The important question is, can a man with extensive melanin sin content spend two billion dollars of taxpayers funds to have bridge rebuilt in enough time to secure the D party Presidential nomination in 2028? Can he rename the 'Francis Scott Key' bridge in memory of heroin user and pusher, Freddy Gray without radical extreme right wing extremists from complaining? They're extreme by the way.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 06:40 PM (RKVpM)

130 Gov. Wes Moore (D-Md.) apologizes for ‘honest mistake’ in claiming a Bronze Star
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 30, 2024 06:28 PM (TGPs7)

Reminds me of when I told my wife I tripped and fell into that 20 year old's vajazzle

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2024 06:41 PM (lX8VI)

131 A Colorado school district won't allow students to opt out of Homosexuality lessons.

Next up, Cuck classes taught by Never Trumpers. There's a conservative case for it somewhere.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 06:41 PM (ynpvh)

132 "Shared vulnerabilities enrich our lives."

I read that as "shaved vulnerabilities."

Posted by: fly gal at August 30, 2024 06:41 PM (6CtMt)

133 Northwestern University will be requiring all returning students to attend training on antisemitism and "other forms of hate" at the beginning of the fall semester.

Wait until you see the celebrations across the country (including on many college campuses) celebrating the first anniversary of October 7th.

Fortunately, that will harm Kamala just as early voting starts - by reminding people that a fair portion of the Democratic base is Nazi scum.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2024 06:42 PM (uxCna)

134 My 'male bonding' was tying shoelaces together and jumping off a 40' quarry ledge into unknown depths of water. Running YZ-80's through thick woods trying to put the other guy into a tree. Going to Georgetown D.C. with about a third of the National Ballet chicks for a good time. Consuming an entire bottle of Jack Daniels in a blizzard and staggering home. Flipping the car and just looking at my buddy and saying... "fuck it, we'll walk."

But... yea... feelz or something. That shit made you glad to be alive the next day.

Except for the ballerinas. Those chicks were Eastern European. Bad to the bone. Saw many a man get shot down in flames at bars with them. *a story for another time*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 30, 2024 06:42 PM (Q4IgG)

135 Ghey isn't bonding, it's sexual

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2024 06:42 PM (fwDg9)

136 Barry and Michelle do not just own three houses. They also own a house in Chicago. One for each family member, I guess.
Posted by: huerfano at August 30, 2024 06:10 PM (VGOMa)

One of the perks of his "Library" in Chicago is living quarters

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2024 06:42 PM (n7h9X)

137 Male bonding for me back in the day was doing some really fucked up shit and almost getting killed and then laughing like idiots afterwards. It's a miracle me and my friends are still alive.

Posted by: Max Power

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Ditto

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 30, 2024 06:42 PM (8AONa)

138

The Frying Dutchman > The Gay Flying Dutchman

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 30, 2024 06:42 PM (63Dwl)

139 P.S. I'm no fashion maven, but that outfit of hers was not worth $2,000

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 30, 2024 06:11 PM (dTTBf)

Maybe not the part we could see but the ball pouch is made of gold leaf

Posted by: ... at August 30, 2024 06:43 PM (lX8VI)

140 Our cocks dangled in unison to the music.

Limp dishrag dorks is a bad way to go through life.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 30, 2024 06:43 PM (jUVbH)

141 110
Brown sharks are more like catfish. Bottom feeders. See a lot of them while diving in the Caribbean.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 30, 2024 06:34 PM (g8Ew

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We had to dissect dogfish for Biology lab in HS.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era 8Kg #02 at August 30, 2024 06:43 PM (qfLjt)

142 Cockamamie + glitter.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 30, 2024 06:44 PM (hXIua)

143 Posted by: Lincolntf at August 30, 2024 06:39 PM (2cS/G)

Yup... whenever I'd meet someone in the Navy I'd look at two things.

As enlisted, if in working uniform? If it was 'perfect'? he didn't really work for a damn living...

If in Dress Uniform? I'd look for Sea Service Ribbons... as they were the evidence of being a 'Sailor', not just someone in the Navy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 30, 2024 06:44 PM (xaFKb)

144 Reminds me of when I told my wife I tripped and fell into that 20 year old's vajazzle
Posted by: ... at August 30, 2024 06:41 PM (lX8VI)

That shit happens all the time. Don't worry about it.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 30, 2024 06:45 PM (g8Ew8)

145 Paul Sperry @paulsperry_ 2h
DEVELOPING: Kamala campaign has stopped referencing her alleged job at McDonald's and won't respond to media questions seeking the location of the McDonald's store and the dates of her employment at McDonald's, which appears nowhere in her memoirs or early resumes...developing...

Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h
Stolen McValor.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 06:14 PM (CEzQx)
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This "McDonald's" lie really grinds my gears. I can assure you this brahmin b*tch never worked at McDonald's. Girlfriend, please.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 06:45 PM (RIvkX)

146 One of the perks of his "Library" in Chicago is living quarters

Same at the Clinton library. Billy Jeff made good use of the lodgings in Little Rock, far, far away from the notice of the national media.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2024 06:45 PM (uxCna)

147 The only time I hooked a shark it bit the steel leader line in two.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 30, 2024 06:46 PM (SXHAp)

148 I tripped and fell into that 20 year old's vajazzle
.....

First it was belly button rings
Now it's bedazzled vaginas?
What's next.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2024 06:46 PM (v0R5T)

149 I agree. When I am introduced to someone and my Military service comes up, especially when meeting another Veteran, I spend half of my introduction saying what I DIDN'T do, not squawking about what I DID do. I don't trust guys who lead with their medals/awards, etc.

*cough*

Posted by: Lt. Bearclaw Vindman, battle-hardened and artery-hardened at August 30, 2024 06:46 PM (6CtMt)

150 Could you equal or best this?

uTube
https://tinyurl.com/38bt6zfm

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era 8Kg #03 at August 30, 2024 06:46 PM (qfLjt)

151 The main way we differentiate between dogfish, sand sharks and brown sharks is by size, we probably get half of the species wrong. But the bigger brown sharks are more easily identifiable.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 30, 2024 06:46 PM (2cS/G)

152 when I told my wife I tripped and fell into that 20 year old's vajazzle

Izzat where you told her you lost your car keys?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 30, 2024 06:47 PM (jUVbH)

153 ===

This "McDonald's" lie really grinds my gears. I can assure you this brahmin b*tch never worked at McDonald's. Girlfriend, please.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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What work did she ever do?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 30, 2024 06:47 PM (SXHAp)

154 >>Why weren't they fishing for white sharks?

White sharks fish for you.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2024 06:47 PM (LkLld)

155 Our cocks dangled in unison to the music.

It was shrinkage! I WAS IN THE POOL

Posted by: George Costanza at August 30, 2024 06:47 PM (v0R5T)

156 First it was belly button rings
Now it's bedazzled vaginas?
What's next.

Thorns on the rosebud.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 30, 2024 06:48 PM (jUVbH)

157 This "McDonald's" lie really grinds my gears. I can assure you this brahmin b*tch never worked at McDonald's. Girlfriend, please.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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I'll have a Sacred Cow burger to go, please.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2024 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

158
This "McDonald's" lie really grinds my gears. I can assure you this brahmin b*tch never worked at McDonald's. Girlfriend, please.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 30, 2024 06:45 PM

I'm not 100% positive. Since she's hiding her residency in Canada to such an extreme level I suspect it was there.

The media, if they exist, should ask a few more questions.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 06:49 PM (RKVpM)

159 Well, yes. It's like wearing your résumé on your shirt in the civilian world. Maybe not every day, but on special occasions. Maybe not a bad idea actually. Check up on all those asshats at work.

Every one of those ribbons on a military uniform means something, and it is similar to lying on same if adding medals or ribbons one is not authorized to wear. Was he an Officer or NCO?

Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 30, 2024 06:50 PM (zpWLJ)

160 French wants to pretend you should be congenial but Jesus would have whipped French’s ass as just another moneychanger in God’s house.

Posted by: The Left are psychopaths at August 30, 2024 06:51 PM (B1dzx)

161 I teach lit to teens- most of the students are boys. 1. Lit does not make you surrender yourself and 2. Does not suppress masculinity. The guardian writer is a fookin loon who should never be allowed around kids
Posted by: Euro at August 30, 2024 06:28 PM (LxqBJ)

Lit where boys are hunting each other down is good literature.

Lit about feelings about people who you could care less about, not so much.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2024 06:51 PM (n7h9X)

162 157 This "McDonald's" lie really grinds my gears. I can assure you this brahmin b*tch never worked at McDonald's. Girlfriend, please.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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I'll have a Sacred Cow burger to go, please.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2024 06:49 PM (v0R5T)

And gimme those fries made in beef broth.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 06:51 PM (ynpvh)

163 115 Nobody in the military makes an "honest mistake" about the Bronze star.

No fucking way. Every soldier knows damn well what he got. Every one. In fact, you get in trouble for not wearing them, if you were awarded them, as well.

They check during formal exams and promotions, because, the only awards that are authorized for wear are the ones listed as, you know, being awarded in the official document. "Oh yeah, I never got the Bronze star" is bullshit. The end.

This means someone lied about the Bronze star. OK, not the end of the world. But they won't apologize or admit it, even when caught. Very poor judgment.
Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 30, 2024 06:36 PM (zpWLJ)

Wes Moore was at the top of my list as the 2028 Chosen One on the Dem side.

He still is, but this is bad. His saving grace is that it comes out now, rather than in '28.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2024 06:52 PM (ZzeGJ)

164 Time for football
Temple @ Oklahoma

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 06:52 PM (/7KEl)

165 This "McDonald's" lie really grinds my gears. I can assure you this brahmin b*tch never worked at McDonald's. Girlfriend, please.

She's desperate to manufacture a personal history of working-class oppression - as opposed to growing up being the privileged child of two academics at elite institutions.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2024 06:52 PM (uxCna)

166 160 French wants to pretend you should be congenial but Jesus would have whipped French’s ass as just another moneychanger in God’s house.

Posted by: The Left are psychopaths at August 30, 2024 06:51 PM (B1dzx)

Maybe not, though; French might be into that kinda thing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 30, 2024 06:52 PM (ynpvh)

167 Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 30, 2024 06:36 PM (zpWLJ)
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It was a stutter!
Posted by: Tim Falz

My wife the grammar teacher says it was just bad syntax.

Posted by: Tim faglz at August 30, 2024 06:52 PM (zNpPx)

168
I've brought a few sharks into the boat after hooking and landing them. You know what you don't want to do?

That.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 06:53 PM (RKVpM)

169 Kamala worked at McDowells not McDonalds .

Posted by: The Left are psychopaths at August 30, 2024 06:53 PM (B1dzx)

170 Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Former President Trump has urged Congress to include the SAVE Act language into the next spending bill, even if it leads to a government shutdown.

Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 06:53 PM (CEzQx)

171 169 Kamala worked at McDowells not McDonalds .
Posted by: The Left are psychopaths at August 30, 2024 06:53 PM (B1dzx)

Secret sauce taste-tester . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 30, 2024 06:54 PM (x0n13)

172 Wes Moore was at the top of my list as the 2028 Chosen One on the Dem side.

He still is, but this is bad. His saving grace is that it comes out now, rather than in '28.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2024 06:52 PM (ZzeGJ)

Wes Moore: I'm not as big a liar as some of the others!

He will go far.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2024 06:54 PM (n7h9X)

173 This Week In Woke could be a SNL skit delivered by Norm MacDonald.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 30, 2024 06:54 PM (Ud7de)

174 She's desperate to manufacture a personal history of working-class oppression - as opposed to growing up being the privileged child of two academics at elite institutions.

Which is why she never mentions "Berkeley" or "Montreal".

Since she was born in an Oakland hospital, that obviously makes her a child of "Oakland", and nowhere else.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 30, 2024 06:55 PM (uxCna)

175 >>I've brought a few sharks into the boat after hooking and landing them. You know what you don't want to do?

>>That.

When you fish for sharks always have wire snips onboard to cut the leader. Never bring them into the boat.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2024 06:55 PM (LkLld)

176 She's desperate to manufacture a personal history of working-class oppression - as opposed to growing up being the privileged child of two academics at elite institutions.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

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My theory is that a lot of the shit like this is an attempt to get the interest of those outside their bubble.

WE talk about what a lie it is, but a lot of LIVs only hear how Hariss worked at mcdonalds.

Same with Trump -- he loves lobbing things over the wall that get a lot of attention and make him look bad, but they also get a little piece of his message to a new audience.

Posted by: Gentlemen, whatever manifest at August 30, 2024 06:55 PM (zNpPx)

177 The university also will play host to "a set of lectures and panels on antisemitism, Islamophobia and racism

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What about Christaphobia/Christianphobia? It must be because insulting Christians and Christianity is a protected activity.

Posted by: Decaf at August 30, 2024 06:55 PM (Km4tV)

178 YAMS

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 30, 2024 06:55 PM (jUVbH)

179 170 Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Former President Trump has urged Congress to include the SAVE Act language into the next spending bill, even if it leads to a government shutdown.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 06:53 PM (CEzQx

But, we can't have millions of federal workers not get paid!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 30, 2024 06:56 PM (Ud7de)

180 Maybe not, though; French might be into that kinda thing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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After he starts bleeding he'll change his mind.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 30, 2024 06:56 PM (SXHAp)

181 178 YAMS

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 30, 2024 06:55 PM (jUVbH)

Damn yams guy! Always with the Yams!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 30, 2024 06:56 PM (Ud7de)

182 Watching the voter id video, if smug and condescending could be packaged and sold, those white people would all be millionaires.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 30, 2024 06:57 PM (tT6L1)

183 Moore’s problem was that he let the inaccurate info continue in interviews instead of correcting the interviewer. I don’t hold it against him for initially putting it on his application based on the facts at the time.

Posted by: The Left are psychopaths at August 30, 2024 06:57 PM (B1dzx)

184 White liberals and black people are asked whether voter ID laws are racist.
This is one of the greatest videos ever.pic.twitter.com/jpt6WAbx91
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) August 29, 2024

Some of the most ignorant crackers I've ever heard.

Posted by: javems at August 30, 2024 06:57 PM (8I4hW)

185
Time for football
Temple @ Oklahoma

Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 06:52 PM

I've spent at least five solid minutes watching Temple football compete before deciding they can not.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 30, 2024 06:57 PM (RKVpM)

186 Because fuck this Iron Age bullshit. The future is Neolithic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2024 06:31 PM (guGkK)

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Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 30, 2024 06:57 PM (w6EFb)

187 170 Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Former President Trump has urged Congress to include the SAVE Act language into the next spending bill, even if it leads to a government shutdown.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx) at August 30, 2024 06:53 PM (CEzQx

But, we can't have millions of federal workers not get paid!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 30, 2024 06:56 PM (Ud7de)

Might be one way to keep them from shooting Trump again. Oh my mistake it was a lone gunman we know nothing about.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2024 06:58 PM (n7h9X)

188 No way Kamala ever worked at McDonald's. She's not even qualified to say, "Want fries with that?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 30, 2024 06:58 PM (tT6L1)

189 New fresh thread!

Posted by: Dad of Six at August 30, 2024 06:59 PM (VpZau)

190 Yes @Divide by Zero. When we were kids we used to go flounder fishing in a 12 foot row boat. Even a 3-foot sand shark caused a calamity. Thus the shore-fishing adaptation.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 30, 2024 07:00 PM (2cS/G)

191 Ideal male bonding involves killing something and for a bit extra, eating the heart and liver as an entrée before you cook up some fresh backstrap over the fire. Next level down involves motor oil or transmission fluid or both.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 30, 2024 07:00 PM (HmOoh)

192 When you fish for sharks always have wire snips onboard to cut the leader. Never bring them into the boat.
Posted by: JackStraw
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When I was in my teens, a buddy and I would spend summers fishing for sharks. Our answer to the question was a firearm. We always had one with us. Reel shark in, 'Blam'. Boat the carcass.

We'd cut up the sharks and sell the 'meat' to tourists for use as crab bait. Used the money to buy fuel to go back out shark fishing. Good times...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2024 07:00 PM (XeU6L)

193 BREAKING: Former President Trump has urged Congress to include the SAVE Act language into the next spending bill, even if it leads to a government shutdown.
Posted by: andycanuck (CEzQx)
......

Would Biden even notice?
I expect at least one or two good shutdowns while Trump is in office or I will be very disappointed.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2024 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

194 Watching Lost Boys again after like 25 years.

Jamie Gertz was a total smoke show. And she still looks amazing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 30, 2024 07:00 PM (Ud7de)

195 When you fish for sharks always have wire snips onboard to cut the leader. Never bring them into the boat.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 30, 2024 06:55 PM (LkLld)

I watched a video of a scuba diving woman who is a shark whisperer. She was diving and a shark swam around her, trying to get her attention. She found a hook in its mouth and removed it. Now all the sharks come to her to get hooks removed.

She has a f*cking treasure chest of hooks she's removed.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 30, 2024 07:00 PM (w6EFb)

196 186 Because fuck this Iron Age bullshit. The future is Neolithic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2024 06:31 PM (guGkK)

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Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 30, 2024 06:57 PM (w6EFb)
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It's on papyrus ...... just saying.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era 8Kg #04 at August 30, 2024 07:00 PM (qfLjt)

197 Time for football
Temple @ Oklahoma
Posted by: Don Black at August 30, 2024 06:52 PM (/7KEl)

The bravery of Oklahoma for playing the Owls. Of course it is at home, because other wise it is too scary.

NCAA needs to ban this playing of patsies. If you want to donate money to a marginal school, send them a check.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2024 07:00 PM (n7h9X)

198 " .... putting it on his application based on the facts at the time"

What the hell does that even mean? What application? I can't tell you all the ribbons (medals) I had awarded. It wasn't very many.

I know I never went to Ranger school. Pretty sure on that. So I don't wear that, or put it on applications. Silver star, bronze medals, purple hearts, distinguished flying cross - we tend to remember those things. There is no way around this.

Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 30, 2024 07:01 PM (zpWLJ)

199 184 White liberals and black people are asked whether voter ID laws are racist.
This is one of the greatest videos ever.pic.twitter.com/jpt6WAbx91
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) August 29, 2024

Some of the most ignorant crackers I've ever heard.
Posted by: javems at August 30, 2024 06:57 PM (8I4hW)

As CBD said, they're being interviewed at UC Berkeley (sorry, "Cal" for you UCB dopes). There were a lot of wyt pipo wearing kaffiyehs at the graduation there this year.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 30, 2024 07:02 PM (lg881)

200 Ideal male bonding involves killing something and for a bit extra, eating the heart and liver as an entrée before you cook up some fresh backstrap over the fire. Next level down involves motor oil or transmission fluid or both.
Posted by: Sock Monkey *
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Sitting around a campfire in the swamp, keeping an ear open for the sound of the dogs, having treed a coon. Oh, and passing a bottle around.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2024 07:03 PM (XeU6L)

201 Not sure Kamaunist ever had a real menial job in her life

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2024 07:03 PM (fwDg9)

202 No way Kamala ever worked at McDonald's. She's not even qualified to say, "Want fries with that?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1)
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Because fries are exciting. Fries bring us all together. Everybody loves a yellow fry.

Posted by: wth at August 30, 2024 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

203 Not sure Kamaunist ever had a real menial job in her life
Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2024 07:03 PM (fwDg9)

Not with her parents, no. Liberal Educrats, pretending they are elite. Give me any McD worker who gets the order right and is pleasant.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2024 07:05 PM (n7h9X)

204 Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now That I Think About It at August 30, 2024 07:01 PM (zpWLJ)

Maybe read the story yourself and then you’ll know what it means.

Posted by: The Left are psychopaths at August 30, 2024 07:05 PM (B1dzx)

205 194 Watching Lost Boys again after like 25 years.

Jamie Gertz was a total smoke show. And she still looks amazing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 30, 2024 07:00 PM (Ud7de)

Being married to a billionaire will keep you in great shape.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2024 07:05 PM (ZzeGJ)

206 Tom Lehrer National Brotherhood Week
https://tinyurl.com/ouugnjs

Posted by: lurking grandma at August 30, 2024 07:06 PM (sujqA)

207 194 Watching Lost Boys again after like 25 years.

Jamie Gertz was a total smoke show. And she still looks amazing.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 30, 2024 07:00 PM (Ud7de)

And don't forget young Keifer Southerland, who had an ass like a young Keifer Southerland.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 30, 2024 07:06 PM (lg881)

208 As CBD said, they're being interviewed at UC Berkeley (sorry, "Cal" for you UCB dopes). There were a lot of wyt pipo wearing kaffiyehs at the graduation there this year.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 30, 2024 07:02 PM (lg881)

I was in the Berkeley area in the 80s doing a test at the Bevalac. The common areas still thought it was 1967, bell bottoms and all.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 30, 2024 07:07 PM (n7h9X)

209 Silver star, bronze medals, purple hearts, distinguished flying cross - we tend to remember those things. There is no way around this.
Posted by: It Just Makes Sense Now
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[eyes Good Conduct ribbon]

Well, hell, that's more than Walz deserved.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2024 07:08 PM (XeU6L)

210 I've been friends with the same group of guys since elementary school and we've never had the urge to spray paint our junk and dance around naked on stage. Now, we have done some stupid shit in our time, but nothing that flaming gay (NTTAWWT-just ask Scott)

Posted by: Stacy0311 at August 30, 2024 07:08 PM (/2zKG)

211 88 The Hill
@thehill
Gov. Wes Moore (D-Md.) apologizes for ‘honest mistake’ in claiming a Bronze Star
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 30, 2024 06:28 PM

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Seems to be a lot of stuttering, misremembering and bad grammar among Democrats of our day.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 30, 2024 07:10 PM (wzAuc)

212 It's on papyrus ...... just saying.

Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era 8Kg #04 at August 30, 2024 07:00 PM (qfLjt)

Papyrus, birch bark, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 30, 2024 07:11 PM (w6EFb)

213 All politicians suck and are liars.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 30, 2024 07:11 PM (Ud7de)

214 Because fuck this Iron Age bullshit. The future is Neolithic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 30, 2024 06:31 PM (guGkK)

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Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 30, 2024 06:57 PM (w6EFb)
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It's on papyrus ...... just saying.
Posted by: Ciampino - No Ispettore, la pizza era
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Nothing else on the Internet will yield this search.

well done.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 30, 2024 07:13 PM (Q4IgG)

215 All politicians suck and are liars.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Well, it worked, didn't it.

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 30, 2024 07:13 PM (XeU6L)

216 130 Gov. Wes Moore (D-Md.) apologizes for ‘honest mistake’ in claiming a Bronze Star
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 30, 2024 06:28 PM (TGPs7)

Reminds me of when I told my wife I tripped and fell into that 20 year old's vajazzle
Posted by: ... at August 30, 2024 06:41 PM (lX8VI)

That would have gotten you at least the Purple Heart from your wife. If you were lucky.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 30, 2024 07:13 PM (ZzeGJ)

217
That would have gotten you at least the Purple Heart from your wife. If you were lucky.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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I'm dubious that it would have been deemed 'In Line of Duty'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2024 07:14 PM (XeU6L)

218 Blog might be broke

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2024 07:25 PM (fwDg9)

219 130 Gov. Wes Moore (D-Md.) apologizes for ‘honest mistake’ in claiming a Bronze Star
Posted by: Mister Ghost

LOL!! Ok, dude. All cool! These f'n people. He'll get away with this too. He'll get caught with a dead girl AND a live boy and be celebrated as Brave and Beautiful!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 30, 2024 07:37 PM (FmapG)

220 >>>off to watch Marx Brothers "Animal Crackers"

When Groucho drops the "this magnificent chest" line you can actually see Margaret Dumont blush in glorious black and white.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at August 30, 2024 06:36 PM (3DZIZ)

Groucho insults. Still funny after these many years.

https://tinyurl.com/3aezw9pm

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 30, 2024 07:58 PM (iODuv)

221
On stage, the spray paint made our pubic hair hard ...

... and our dicks soft. You have NO IDEA how cold the aerosolized paint was when it exited the spray can's nozzle!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2024 08:22 PM (xG4kz)

222
The number of unreadable license plates evading tolls and traffic fines increased by 30% between April and this month, costing the city up to $200 million annually.
Posted by: The ARC of History

It was Mud Daubers, officer! They're everywhere up in our neck of the woods!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2024 08:34 PM (xG4kz)

223
Dangling cocks, dangling cocks,
Dangle all the day!
Oh, what fun to prance about,
And insist that we're not gay! (Yay!)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 30, 2024 08:36 PM (xG4kz)

224 I’m not saying that naked dancing onstage with other dudes makes you gay. I’m just saying….wait, I guess that IS what I’m saying.

Posted by: Misanthropic Misanthrope at August 30, 2024 08:59 PM (Y2NGV)

225 Even poor black people have ID because you can't get food stamps, Medicaid, Medicare, Social Security, Disability, Cash Assistance, Rent Assistance, Unemployment or even an Obama Phone without it.

Unless you're an illegal alien.

This is straight up about ELECTION FRAUD alone. Pathetic how all the white liberals Buy the Lie.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 31, 2024 09:53 AM (RMXlP)

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