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Real Politico Headline: " Vance tries to tether Harris to Biden during Michigan rally"
Tries to tether?
Tries to link the acting Vice President to the acting President, you mean? Tries to tether one 2020 running mate to the other 2020 running mate? What insanity is this?!?! The headline on the article appears to have been changed due to the embarrassment of the incredible propaganda operation, with the Gaslight Media now claiming that Kamala Harris has no position in the Biden-Harris Administration at all. But the "tried to tether" still appears in the article:Speaking at a rally in Big Rapids, Michigan, former President Donald Trump's running mate tried to tie Harris to the Biden administration's policies -- saying at one point that "Kamala Harris has been calling the shots" -- while also warning of China's emergence as an economic superpower that's taking jobs away from the U.S."Tried to tether" the Biden's Vice President to the Biden-Harris Administration's policies! Tried! No word yet on whether this racist Republican Disinformation Campaign will prove successful! J.D. Vance fact-checks Politico's propagandists:
Check out the Community Note here:
Mary Katherine Ham plays girl detective, and discovers a key clue Politico's "journalists" missed:
I spotted the tether. https://t.co/wv7kOx2GAv pic.twitter.com/uFDMXD8AyK
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) August 27, 2024
Michael Shellenberger
Aug 1 Kamala Harris was not a DEI hire, was not the border czar, and supports fracking, say the media. But Biden had promised a black woman VP, the media called Harris "border czar," and she opposed fracking until a few days ago. We're nearing totalitarian levels of media gaslighting.
Back in July, this user predicted the last stage of this gaslighting campaign. Her prediction has come true:
She really is a couple of days away from saying that she's never been vice president. https://t.co/CFnQz84q9z
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) August 27, 2024
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: late to the party at August 28, 2024 01:12 PM (PMcx/)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 28, 2024 01:13 PM (DTX3h)
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That's when all the vectors are orthogonal to each other right?
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2024 01:14 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: spindrift at August 28, 2024 01:14 PM (OguvZ)
Posted by: Early to the party at August 28, 2024 01:14 PM (PMcx/)
Posted by: Stateless at August 28, 2024 01:15 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Kamala Isuzu at August 28, 2024 01:15 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 28, 2024 01:15 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2024 01:15 PM (z/ifB)
Don't tell me they were just lying. I refuse--I say, I REFUSE--to believe such a thing.
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at August 28, 2024 01:15 PM (Ij2uN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2024 01:16 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Coca-Cola Corporation at August 28, 2024 01:16 PM (Geoni)
This time, it's organizational.
________
Eventually you'll have to actually arrange books on the shelves. (Unless you just want to display knick-knacks. But I assume you're not turning cuck on us.)
There is room for several dissertations on that subject.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 28, 2024 01:16 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2024 01:16 PM (MpVUb)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 28, 2024 01:16 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at August 28, 2024 01:17 PM (dL6pU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2024 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Kamala is going to take up her husbands last name of Emhoff so she can distance herself from the Biden-Harris administration.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 28, 2024 01:17 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 28, 2024 01:17 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2024 01:18 PM (x0n13)
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I woke up today thinking it was Thursday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 28, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2024 01:18 PM (LkLld)
Who is Kamala Harris?
Posted by: Kamala Emhoff at August 28, 2024 01:18 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 28, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)
Kamala is going to take up her husbands last name of Emhoff so she can distance herself from the Biden-Harris administration.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 28, 2024 01:17 PM (+oR7L)
What's his first name? Jack?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 28, 2024 01:19 PM (N39Ws)
Dante was wrong. The worst sinners are not in the 4th ring of the 9th circle getting chomped by Satan. There is a 5th ring Dante couldn't see. Those are the worst sinners of all. They are condemned to eternal agony in Satan's slimy asshole.
They must forever choke on Satan's poisonous, acidic shit. They choke to death while the acid melts their insides like they drank a gallon of Alien xenomorph blood.
They want to scream in agony, but they can't. Their mouths are packed with shit. They can't struggle because the pressure of Satan's colon crushes their bones. They can't die because they're already dead. They suffer indescribable pain and agony for all eternity. No hope of rescue or salvation.
The saddest part is that I can't be there to laugh at their torment. I'd love to spend a relaxing night there, with Macallan 50 and a 50-year-old Cuban cigar. And a long stethoscope with the end up Satan's ass so I could listen to and savor their muffled attempts to scream in agony. That would bring a smile to my face and a tear to my eye.
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 28, 2024 01:19 PM (iFTx/)
*arcs hand in a rainbow pattern while wiggling fingers*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2024 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Right... I thought Joe was such a great President that he belonged on Mount Rushmore ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 28, 2024 01:19 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2024 01:19 PM (krQz2)
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"I have never been black nor a woman!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 28, 2024 01:19 PM (ntcFS)
We're halfway through the slop. I see some clear skies ahead."
The roller coaster car has ceased making its God-awful clicking / chain pulling noises, and here comes the freefall!
Twenty hours (please let them pass quickly) to VACATION! It'll be a staycation composed of mostly yardwork and housework, but at least it ain't THIS work.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 28, 2024 01:19 PM (JCLJi)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 28, 2024 01:20 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: anon at August 28, 2024 01:20 PM (RqMDa)
This time, it's organizational.
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Ace, I need many more shelves for my LEGO, you wanna come install them for me?
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 28, 2024 01:20 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 28, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)
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So you set your alarm for Thursday but woke up early. I've done that before.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2024 01:20 PM (z/ifB)
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That's where I am.
This is the best economy ever, with the most jobs gained, and the biggest reduction in crime.
What is there to fix?
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024 01:20 PM (VEFiD)
I know things are terrible now, but I'll fix them all once I am in power!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 28, 2024 01:20 PM (uxCna)
Border control
Fracking
Israel
Globull Warming
EVs
Border Wall
there must be more
Posted by: illiniwek at August 28, 2024 01:20 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 28, 2024 01:20 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2024 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Write it off Jerry at August 28, 2024 01:20 PM (COYTF)
Failing at simple ho-bondage should be disqualifying.
Posted by: Auspex at August 28, 2024 01:21 PM (j4U/Z)
And Kamalwalla is campaigning, and Joe is on Vay Kay.
So, just who IS running the shit show called the US Government... name fucking names Joe!
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 28, 2024 01:21 PM (xaFKb)
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I woke up today thinking it was Thursday.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, re
The weekend starts in 2.5 hours!
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 28, 2024 01:21 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 01:21 PM (D7oie)
Which I thought was really weird at the time; I don't remember seeing that done before.
And now they start to realize why you don't do that.
Because it makes it really difficult to untether your moron VP from your senile President
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 28, 2024 01:21 PM (hB7mE)
Nobody has issues with the flip-flops because they know it is a ruse. Just like vote fraud in 2020 - they will say there is no evidence even though they know theresis, even personally casting multiple ballots.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 28, 2024 01:21 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2024 01:21 PM (o2ZRX)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2024 01:20 PM (z/ifB)
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Ugh...
Junior started 5th grade on Monday, and we decided to have him take the bus in the mornings. On Monday, it didn't show up until 6:50. It's scheduled to show up at 6:26.
Past two days: 6:15.
Wake up and rush. And then I just have to hang out for 45 minutes until it's time to take Second Junior to daycare.
Mornings kinda suck now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 28, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)
Then Commander ran in and humped her leg, while I humped the other. My word as a Biden!
Posted by: Just Restin' My Eyes Biden at August 28, 2024 01:21 PM (Geoni)
Border control
Fracking
Israel
Globull Warming
EVs
Border Wall
there must be more
Posted by: illiniwek at August 28, 2024 01:20 PM (Cus5s)
Happy Happy... Joy Joy...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 28, 2024 01:22 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2024 01:22 PM (MpVUb)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 28, 2024 01:21 PM (CIS44)
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I hate you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 28, 2024 01:22 PM (GBKbO)
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Can't say the same here. We just had a nice cloudburst that wasn't predicted this morning...
Oh, you were speaking metaphorically...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2024 01:22 PM (7fElN)
This time, it's organizational.
.......
What about paint?
Posted by: wth at August 28, 2024 01:22 PM (v0R5T)
"Republicans target Harris for her alleged ties to Biden, pounce on Politico..."
Posted by: Cu'Chullainn at August 28, 2024 01:22 PM (2Byxi)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 28, 2024 01:22 PM (ICMOe)
Posted by: You can't get there from here at August 28, 2024 01:22 PM (Ybyk2)
I wonder what the rule is. How do they know when to say Harris and when to say Kamala?
Posted by: ... at August 28, 2024 01:22 PM (4DWWO)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 28, 2024 01:22 PM (ZtyUu)
Good times, good times.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 28, 2024 01:22 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 28, 2024 01:22 PM (ntcFS)
(totally unrelated sidenote: Today I read the motto on the side of garbage truck that serves my area. In big black letters is their motto: "LET US PUT OUR HANDS ON YOUR CANS."
Did a spit take with my coffee.
Posted by: Orson at August 28, 2024 01:22 PM (dIske)
Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at August 28, 2024 01:23 PM (dwzrA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2024 01:23 PM (ByB3C)
Posted by: Kam-Kam! at August 28, 2024 01:23 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2024 01:23 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: no 6 at August 28, 2024 01:23 PM (PXvVL)
yes. One "knick-knack" i have is a cool realistic skull mask I ordered off Etsy from Poland for one Halloween. It arrived five months after Halloween. Oh well. But it's cool, so I want it up on my shelf, looking out for book-thieves.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2024 01:24 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2024 01:24 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2024 01:24 PM (MpVUb)
*checks taiwan invasion schedule* have fun!
Posted by: xi at August 28, 2024 01:24 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 28, 2024 01:24 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2024 01:24 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 28, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)
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Wife and I switched to walking in the morning this summer and started getting out pretty early. I was stunned to see kids at the curb for a bus before 6 am.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2024 01:24 PM (z/ifB)
Trump said "bloodbath" and all the (Dem) pundits talked about it for hours and how it really exposes his true nature.
Not "pouncing".
What is pouncing.
A Democrat does something bad or illegal, and Republicans and conservatives direct your attention to the bad action.
That's terrible!
Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2024 01:24 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 28, 2024 01:24 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2024 01:25 PM (qLP0s)
Of course the Democrats had taken congress in 2006 and by winning against in 2008 kept the same leaders in place that they ran against in 2008...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2024 01:25 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: ... at August 28, 2024 01:25 PM (4DWWO)
Good times, good times.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 28, 2024 01:22 PM (tT6L1)
Can't think of a more appropriate time to rub their noses in it - like the turd it is.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 28, 2024 01:25 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: ace
Equip the skull with a blowgun.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2024 01:25 PM (QElbx)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2024 01:24 PM (LkLld)
Please do not try to tether Ace to historically catastrophic shelving failures.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 28, 2024 01:25 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Not Pouncing at August 28, 2024 01:25 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: no 6 at August 28, 2024 01:25 PM (PXvVL)
"Dusky" is much better description.
Can we get the FNM to tell us if 1/16th counts as black? Female? I'll take Willie Brown's word for it
Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2024 01:25 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2024 01:25 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 01:26 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2024 01:26 PM (MpVUb)
Posted by: Kaffeine Kennedy at August 28, 2024 01:26 PM (hqVaF)
Unburdened by what has been.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2024 01:26 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 28, 2024 01:24 PM (iFTx/)
_____________________
Well, I'd say you were right except for one thing. Tether Mechanics are commonplace in video games. So, most know what it means. That's what they do. That's all they do (some of them).
Posted by: Orson at August 28, 2024 01:26 PM (dIske)
She was just the VP and didn't have any power.
Oh?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2024 01:26 PM (pbPTf)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 28, 2024 01:26 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 28, 2024 01:26 PM (ntcFS)
Posted by: Romeo13
......
My guess is Jake Sullivan and Anita Dunn. We're in good hands!
Posted by: wth at August 28, 2024 01:27 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: no 6 at August 28, 2024 01:27 PM (PXvVL)
She was just the VP and didn't have any power.
Oh?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2024 01:26 PM (pbPTf)
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But Trump is responsible for every word of Project 2025 and the dying of the "toughest immigration bill in history" even though he wasn't in government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 28, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
How so?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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In the Seinfeld sense.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 28, 2024 01:27 PM (Dm8we)
She was just the VP and didn't have any power.
Oh?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2024 01:26 PM (pbPTf)
Except the tie breaking vote
Posted by: It's me donna at August 28, 2024 01:27 PM (IyPmt)
(totally unrelated sidenote: Today I read the motto on the side of garbage truck that serves my area. In big black letters is their motto: "LET US PUT OUR HANDS ON YOUR CANS."
Did a spit take with my coffee.
Posted by: Orson at August 28, 2024 01:22 PM (dIske
Old, old Red Foxx routine.
Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2024 01:27 PM (o2ZRX)
She was just the VP and didn't have any power.
Oh?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2024 01:26 PM (pbPTf)
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Kamala wasn't a girrrlboss during the Biden administration? Seems unwise to bring that up.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 28, 2024 01:28 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2024 01:26 PM (LkLld)
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Like shelves on the floor.
Posted by: Not Pouncing at August 28, 2024 01:28 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: no 6 at August 28, 2024 01:23 PM (PXvVL)
Earth 616, baby!
Posted by: Max Power at August 28, 2024 01:28 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Polutico at August 28, 2024 01:28 PM (VGOMa)
Also left: how dare you accuse Kamala of doing anything important as VP?
Posted by: Write it off Jerry at August 28, 2024 01:28 PM (COYTF)
Posted by: no 6 at August 28, 2024 01:28 PM (PXvVL)
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I saw a rental dumpster somewhere in Tennessee a couple of years ago with a cartoon drawing of a tramp on it.
WE TRASHY
1-888-555-5555
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024 01:28 PM (VEFiD)
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 28, 2024 01:29 PM (X2U/c)
Posted by: Max Power
Nope that's the one where all the girl bosses took over for the legacy characters.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 28, 2024 01:29 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Marooned at August 28, 2024 01:29 PM (kt8QE)
Posted by: wth at August 28, 2024 01:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2024 01:29 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2024 01:29 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2024 01:29 PM (MpVUb)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2024 01:29 PM (ByB3C)
==
These people are too stupid for anything, and especially for JD Vance.
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2024 01:29 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2024 01:29 PM (z/ifB)
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It's Frank Langella's head with the Skeletor mask on top.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 28, 2024 01:29 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: no 6 at August 28, 2024 01:30 PM (PXvVL)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2024 01:29 PM (z/ifB)
The Skeletor PSA's are usually quite good.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2024 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Write it off Jerry at August 28, 2024 01:30 PM (COYTF)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2024 01:30 PM (qLP0s)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
How so?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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In the Seinfeld sense.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
????
Never watched a full episode of that show.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2024 01:30 PM (v6JzV)
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I saw a rental dumpster somewhere in Tennessee a couple of years ago with a cartoon drawing of a tramp on it.
WE TRASHY
1-888-555-5555
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024
*
Here we have a private waste-disposal company whose slogan is "Our Business Stinks -- But It's Picking Up!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2024 01:30 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2024 01:31 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2024 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
*GI JOE hangs head, kicks rocks*
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 28, 2024 01:31 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: no 6 at August 28, 2024 01:31 PM (PXvVL)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 28, 2024 01:31 PM (VgEdR)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 01:26 PM (D7oie)
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It's the confirmed miracles that are tricky.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2024 01:31 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2024 01:31 PM (Ep5Oo)
She was just the VP and didn't have any power.
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Plus she was voted to be the VP whereas she was randomly appointed to this thing. Totally different.
Posted by: ... at August 28, 2024 01:31 PM (4DWWO)
* I wonder if Politico has anyone educated enough to know that usage of the "tethered to a corpse" is referring to the Ottoman Empire as an ally prior to WWI? The Dead Man of Europe.
Thus, admitting Biden is a corpse.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2024 01:31 PM (pbPTf)
Posted by: Write it off Jerry
......
Only at recess.
Posted by: wth at August 28, 2024 01:31 PM (v0R5T)
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Ha. I love stuff like that and I'm glad people are keeping it alive.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024 01:31 PM (VEFiD)
Here we have a private waste-disposal company whose slogan is "Our Business Stinks -- But It's Picking Up!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2024 01:30 PM (J2vNu)
Septic tank cleaning company somewhere in Northern Illinois
"We take crap from everyone!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2024 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at August 28, 2024 01:32 PM (4DWWO)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2024 01:32 PM (J2vNu)
There is a famous Larson Far Side cartoon of a giant cockroach in an alley like a bum, and the text is "I used to be somebody... big executive..... my own company.... and then one day someone yelled "hey, he's just a big cockroach." "
I think it is supposed to represent the existential fear people have of inadequacy or being found out. Like all Far Side cartoon, it is absurd and extreme.
Biden is living that cartoon every day.
Posted by: Gentlemen, whatever manifest at August 28, 2024 01:32 PM (dAjaz)
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'It was easy', he said.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2024 01:32 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: ... at August 28, 2024 01:32 PM (4DWWO)
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It IS!
And you can't blame that on Kamala!
Posted by: MSM at August 28, 2024 01:32 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: ... at August 28, 2024 01:32 PM (4DWWO)
Kamala Now: Damn Bidenomics. Elect me and I'll fix everything!
Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2024 01:32 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Write it off Jerry at August 28, 2024 01:30 PM (COYTF)
Only when the bullies were absent.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 28, 2024 01:32 PM (JCLJi)
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2024 01:32 PM (KRtlO)
Call it a leash, put Harris in a leather studded collar and a ball-gag, put her on all fours and make her bark.
That's the kind of respect she's earned.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 28, 2024 01:33 PM (oEMAv)
Imposter syndrome
Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2024 01:33 PM (oZhjI)
oh wow who could even think about something like that.
not me.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2024 01:32 PM (KRtlO)
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Yeah, but those ceiling shelves.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 28, 2024 01:33 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
????
Never watched a full episode of that show.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
_________
Sometimes she's hot, sometimes not.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 28, 2024 01:33 PM (Dm8we)
*GI JOE hangs head, kicks rocks*
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 28, 2024 01:31 PM (CIS44)
https://is.gd/hp4Pux
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 28, 2024 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
And for those people that keep saying RFK Jr should be VP, no. Vance is really effective on stump. I watched part of this speech the other day.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2024 01:26 PM
I see snips of Vance speeches and Q & A with reporters on Twitter/X daily and he certainly holds his own.
I was always opposed to RFK Jr as VP based on his radical environmental agenda. No pipelines? Anywhere? Look on a map, they're everywhere. Transport everything flammable by rail? No fvcking way.
RFK Jr is in his 70's now. That's not VP age. But if he and Trump find the right place for him, he could be something really good.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 28, 2024 01:33 PM (RKVpM)
==
Old and Busted : Jews not wanted at Haaavard
New Hotness : Jews not wanted at Haaaavard
Posted by: runner at August 28, 2024 01:33 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Willie Brown at August 28, 2024 01:33 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 28, 2024 01:29 PM (GBKbO)
...
It would be too on the nose but his nose is gone now so
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2024 01:34 PM (z/ifB)
https://tinyurl.com/yhvw8rcx
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2024 01:34 PM (LkLld)
… to many folks jumped for the bait and immediately began saying that was not Tucker Carlson ‘s signature … which she never said it was
Posted by: SMOD at August 28, 2024 01:34 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024 01:34 PM (VEFiD)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 28, 2024 01:34 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: ... at August 28, 2024 01:34 PM (4DWWO)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 28, 2024 01:34 PM (VgEdR)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 28, 2024 01:34 PM (ZtyUu)
Posted by: Write it off Jerry
......
Only at recess.
Posted by: wth at August 28, 2024 01:31 PM (v0R5T)
Dodge ball. With those red balls that stung like nobody's business when you got hit in the side of the face. Can still hear the sound they made.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 28, 2024 01:34 PM (N39Ws)
I saw a rental dumpster somewhere in Tennessee a couple of years ago with a cartoon drawing of a tramp on it.
WE TRASHY
1-888-555-5555
------------------------------------------
In my area, there's a veteran owned port-a-potty business called G.I. Johns. Their tagline? "IT'S GO TIME!"
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at August 28, 2024 01:34 PM (a/dOO)
Posted by: ... at August 28, 2024 01:32 PM (4DWWO)
If they made sense, they wouldn't be Marxist.
Posted by: spindrift at August 28, 2024 01:34 PM (OguvZ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2024 01:34 PM (MpVUb)
-
I saw a rental dumpster somewhere in Tennessee a couple of years ago with a cartoon drawing of a tramp on it.
WE TRASHY
1-888-555-5555
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024
*
Here we have a private waste-disposal company whose slogan is "Our Business Stinks -- But It's Picking Up!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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'Wishy Washy Coin Laundry'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2024 01:34 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 28, 2024 01:35 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2024 01:35 PM (krQz2)
And Kamalwalla is campaigning, and Joe is on Vay Kay.
So, just who IS running the shit show called the US Government... name fucking names Joe!
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 28, 2024 01:21 PM (xaFKb)
Who's running the country today? The same crowd that has been running it from Day 1. Hard-Left Ideologues and Social Justice Warriors (BIRM) installed by Biden in every position of authority in the Executive Branch. And here we are.
Oops, I left out an additional set of people helping to run the country all day, every day. Power-hungry Biden yes-men idiots, like Blinken, Jake Sullivan, Lloyd Austin, Susan Rice, and Neera Tanden.
Posted by: Gref at August 28, 2024 01:35 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Don Black at August 28, 2024 01:35 PM (/7KEl)
https://tinyurl.com/yhvw8rcx
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2024 01:34 PM (LkLld)
LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at August 28, 2024 01:35 PM (IyPmt)
Thus, admitting Biden is a corpse.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2024 01:31 PM (pbPTf)
---------------
Somebody please get this to Trump so he can Xweet it out.
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 28, 2024 01:35 PM (e/Yiq)
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I don't know much about him, but the "not a traitor to America" is pretty appealing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024 01:36 PM (VEFiD)
Of course, if they're not entirely stupid the flip side of this operation would be kicking things off after PDT is back in the WH - financial collapse, (more) war, (more) disease, etc.
I'll take that trade. All that shit is going to happen soon anyways. We could use 4 more years of interference in the anti-ICE regulations, + 4 more years to stack certain things deep.
Posted by: somedood at August 28, 2024 01:36 PM (ovqZ6)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2024 01:36 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
Ah, thanks.
I've always thought she was pretty cute, myself.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2024 01:36 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: ace
*
Equip the skull with a blowgun.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2024
***
THOKKK!!!
"Ai-eeee!!!!" *Thud*
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2024 01:36 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 28, 2024 01:33 PM (RKVpM)
He has some kooky ideas but I don't disagree with him on food quality, obesity etc.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 28, 2024 01:36 PM (ZtyUu)
Posted by: no 6 at August 28, 2024 01:36 PM (PXvVL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer
......
no need to cover the furniture, we know how careful you are
Posted by: wth at August 28, 2024 01:36 PM (v0R5T)
Never watched a full episode of that show.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2024 01:30 PM
If you ever decide to watch Seinfeld start with Season 2. There was something really "off" about the first season.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 28, 2024 01:36 PM (RKVpM)
Posted by: Kamala at August 28, 2024 01:36 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 28, 2024 01:34 PM (Q4IgG)
---
The citizens of Michigan have demonstrated that relationship.
Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2024 01:36 PM (krQz2)
Kinda like Obama was an innocent bystander to his own presidency. Half the things his administration did, Barry read about in the newspaper like everybody else.
This strategy can work as long as the media goes along with it.
And as you can see...
They comply eagerly.
Posted by: SpeaingOf at August 28, 2024 01:37 PM (6ydKt)
Trump winning suburbs 60-40.
I remember when the GOPe was constantly talking about how Trump was losing the suburbs and the only way to get it back was...Jeb.
Still, not that I believe polls, or anything, but that's a funny number to note.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 28, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO)
'Kamala Untethered'
Posted by: Django at August 28, 2024 01:37 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 28, 2024 01:37 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024 01:36 PM (VEFiD)"
I think he's every bit as much of a politician as Pence, he's just not a long time careerist GOPe one, or at least not to the extend Pence is/was.
Posted by: somedood at August 28, 2024 01:37 PM (ovqZ6)
Posted by: Write it off Jerry
......
Only at recess.
Posted by: wth at August 28, 2024 01:31 PM (v0R5T)
----
Yep. Same here.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2024 01:37 PM (7fElN)
https://tinyurl.com/yhvw8rcx
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2024 01:34 PM (LkLld)
For proof that the internet has ruined me, when I read your comment about Kamala responding with a letter of her own, the first thing that came to mind was "D".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 28, 2024 01:37 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 28, 2024 01:37 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Divide by Zero
Many comedies take a season to find themselves, it's why so many have a short order first season of like 6 episodes
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 28, 2024 01:37 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Don Black at August 28, 2024 01:37 PM (/7KEl)
The belief they will suffer karmic or cosmic retribution is just mainlining copium. They will ever prosper from their wickedness and never face punishment, consequences, retribution, or even minor inconvenience as long as the status quo remains. If they aren't defeated in the here and now then that's it. They win.
Posted by: A long wait for a train that don't ever arrive at August 28, 2024 01:39 PM (tMq8W)
Posted by: somedood
-
Some other moron summed it up really well with RFK Jr.
I may not agree with him on everything, but I think he's human and probably doesn't have an altar to Moloch in a guest bedroom.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024 01:39 PM (VEFiD)
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 28, 2024 01:34 PM (ZtyUu)
It isn't like the bar was set very high.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 28, 2024 01:39 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Don Black at August 28, 2024 01:39 PM (/7KEl)
I know I should be more pious, but it warms me.
Posted by: ... at August 28, 2024 01:39 PM (4DWWO)
Posted by: ace
------------
Man, this really is a "glass half empty" way of looking at things if I ever saw one.
It arrived seven months early!
Posted by: Gentlemen, whatever manifest at August 28, 2024 01:39 PM (dAjaz)
Thus, admitting Biden is a corpse.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
_________
Picky, but I think it was shackled to a corpse, and referred to Austria Hungary.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 28, 2024 01:39 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024 01:39 PM (VEFiD)
LOL...True.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 28, 2024 01:39 PM (ZtyUu)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2024 01:26 PM (MpVUb)
Tucker Carlson is going to be doing a series of public shows, interviewing notable people in front of an audience. He will be in Pennsylvania interviewing JD Vance on stage. Vance 100% will be effective in drawing views there, I think he is a better choice for VP than Kennedy who speaks a different language.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 01:40 PM (D7oie)
My niece went to Havaahd. One of her roommates was an Israeli. She was a couple years older because she had already done a stint in the IDF.
She used to come to my sisters on some holidays because going home wasn't practical. Very pretty, smart, funny and a good shot. They should be begging for more students just like her.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2024 01:40 PM (LkLld)
I hope Ace paints his ceilings with the kind of paint that prevents his data from entering the clouds.
Posted by: Karen CheChe at August 28, 2024 01:40 PM (RKVpM)
So Day One of the DNC--last f'ing week!--Biden speaks and "passed the torch to Harris."
It was, by all media accounts, a moving, inspiring speech for the ages.
Wait a minute!
Who the fuck was he "passing the torch" to again?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2024 01:40 PM (pbPTf)
Posted by: Write it off Jerry
......
Only at recess.
Posted by: wth at August 28, 2024 01:31 PM (v0R5T)
----
Yep. Same here.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2024 01:37 PM (7fElN)
Was I the only one with a portable tetherball pole?
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2024 01:40 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 28, 2024 01:40 PM (7PziG)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump Vance 2024 at August 28, 2024 01:41 PM (WynLa)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 28, 2024 01:41 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 28, 2024
***
They were still feeling their way. In the pilot I think Kramer has a different name, and George is somehow more confident and knowledgeable about women than Jerry is. Plus, no Elaine.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2024 01:41 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2024 01:41 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2024 01:41 PM (MpVUb)
Posted by: Divide by Zero
He certainly doesn't look that old. Must be all that, what do the ZH'ers call it?
Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2024 01:41 PM (KAi1n)
Is a certain Ewok branching out?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2024 01:41 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2024 01:41 PM (KAi1n)
He is in great physical shape. Saw a pic of him shirtless the other day...my goodness.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 28, 2024 01:42 PM (ZtyUu)
Posted by: ... at August 28, 2024 01:42 PM (4DWWO)
Morning, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 28, 2024 01:43 PM (T3es0)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 28, 2024 01:37 PM (N39Ws)
I was thinking B and J.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2024 01:43 PM (W/lyH)
https://tinyurl.com/yhvw8rcx
Posted by: JackStraw
......
She's really smart not to put little hearts over the capital "I's".
Posted by: wth at August 28, 2024 01:43 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2024 01:41 PM (oiNtH)
They were fooled!
Posted by: ... at August 28, 2024 01:43 PM (4DWWO)
Posted by: ... at
Even Fabio said no to being on the cover.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 28, 2024 01:43 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: no 6 at August 28, 2024 01:28 PM (PXvVL)
Multiverses are either fantastic for world building or terrible for plot holes.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 01:43 PM (D7oie)
--
You are correct.
Germany referred to Austria-Hungry as a corpse.
While Tsar Nicholas called Turkey the "sick man of Europe."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2024 01:44 PM (pbPTf)
Posted by: Write it off Jerry
~~~~~
No. We played serious survival games.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 28, 2024 01:44 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Divide by Zero
*
He certainly doesn't look that old. Must be all that, what do the ZH'ers call it?
Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2024
***
He just turned 70. Born in 1954.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2024 01:44 PM (J2vNu)
Well, Biden certainly wasn't president, and she was a horrible do nothing VP, so...
I think the dems want the equivalent of Maggie Thatcher for the first female pres, but on their side. Iron Maiden. She is the Wish version that came broken and busted in the box. Drunken maiden.
Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2024 01:44 PM (7oZ5V)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2024 01:40 PM (z/ifB)
Like, with a steel pole placed in a concrete filled tire?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flightless Icky Weirdo at August 28, 2024 01:44 PM (xPJvm)
https://tinyurl.com/yhvw8rcx
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2024 01:34 PM (LkLld)
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Ace could do an entire post of "love letters" between Tucker and Kommie-la a la Fettermonster and his wife.
Throw in a little Ken Burns "Civil War" language & flair ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 28, 2024 01:44 PM (iToXE)
Posted by: Megthered at August 28, 2024 01:44 PM (XR9vR)
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 28, 2024 01:44 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2024 01:40 PM (z/ifB)
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We had one on our playset in our backyard, and a couple at the park across from my house.
So, more than recess.
Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2024 01:44 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: ... at August 28, 2024 01:42 PM (4DWWO)
And the pages of the manuscript were stuck together.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2024 01:45 PM (W/lyH)
OK, here it is:
https://topsecretumbra.substack.com/
p/who-really-is-barack-obama-a-counterintelligence?
He relates how he found out 12 years ago that obama was being run by the iranians and claims that it is going on to this day and will continue under harris.
Posted by: Gentlemen, whatever manifest at August 28, 2024 01:45 PM (dAjaz)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2024 01:45 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: ... at August 28, 2024 01:45 PM (4DWWO)
Thanks to the geography classes here, I immediately knew it was fake and denied it!
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 28, 2024 01:45 PM (iqPkc)
Posted by: mrp at August 28, 2024 01:46 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump Vance 2024 at August 28, 2024 01:46 PM (WynLa)
She could really make that ball wrap around the pole!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 28, 2024 01:46 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2024 01:46 PM (ByB3C)
Biden is living that cartoon every day.
Posted by: Gentlemen, whatever manifest at August 28, 2024 01:32 PM (dAjaz)
It might be something deeper.
Posted by: Gregor Samsa at August 28, 2024 01:46 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: four yorkshirmen at August 28, 2024 01:47 PM (dAjaz)
Posted by: TexasDan
......
So you spent the entire afternoon standing the thing back up?
Posted by: wth at August 28, 2024 01:47 PM (v0R5T)
This is all about election integrity. Nothing else at this point. Trump will turnout - Harris will be meh - and then there will be a difference to make up. If Michigan suburbs are going that hard for Trump - that means other suburban areas will be going for Trump in other battlegrounds. Kamala will need in excess of 85 million votes. The NRC has eliminated 3 million possibilities so Biden's numbers are down to 78M. Where are the other 7 million coming from?
Posted by: Black JEM at August 28, 2024 01:47 PM (GZYu7)
He certainly doesn't look that old. Must be all that, what do the ZH'ers call it?
Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2024 01:41 PM
I've seen a picture, I'm pretty sure it's him, shirtless. It's pretty impressive for someone in their 30's, 40's, 50's, and especially 60 and beyond.
I imagine he's both a nutrition and exercise 'nut'. Proof positive that is a really good combination. If you ignore the speech issue he's really sharp. On a lot of stuff. Not everything. But a lot of really important stuff.
Posted by: Karen CheChe at August 28, 2024 01:47 PM (RKVpM)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
How so?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2024 01:23 PM (v6JzV)
In the Seinfeld show there was an episode where Jerry was dating a girl who was either beautiful or hideous depending on the lighting or the angle he was looking at her.
It was pretty funny
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 28, 2024 01:47 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 28, 2024 01:47 PM (Ps8bn)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 28, 2024 01:47 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 28, 2024 01:48 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2024 01:48 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: four yorkshirmen at August 28, 2024 01:47 PM (dAjaz)
~~~~~
Right?!
Posted by: IrishEi at August 28, 2024 01:48 PM (3ImbR)
ah john schindler who has some impulse control problems, and suffered a near fatal bout of TDS, now comes to his senses,
Posted by: no 6 at August 28, 2024 01:48 PM (PXvVL)
Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2024 01:44 PM (7oZ5V)
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"Join us for an edited interview with VP Harris as she imparts some of her famous 'Winebox Wisdom.'"
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 28, 2024 01:49 PM (vI6Cu)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2024 01:49 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: wth at August 28, 2024 01:49 PM (v0R5T)
It might be something deeper.
Posted by: Gregor Samsa
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Don't listen to him guys. He's just a big cockroach!
Posted by: Gentlemen, whatever manifest at August 28, 2024 01:49 PM (dAjaz)
Harris: "You exist in the context of all in which you live and what you came before you. Joe Biden? Some guy I knew."
Posted by: mrp at August 28, 2024 01:49 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2024 01:49 PM (SP4ma)
Posted by: JackStraw
Not really. She makes the others look bad …
Posted by: Adriane the Cynical Critic . . . at August 28, 2024 01:49 PM (TX4bP)
Posted by: Karen CheChe at August 28, 2024 01:49 PM (RKVpM)
Posted by: Black JEM at August 28, 2024 01:47 PM (GZYu7)
From us, senor. (add tilda in your head)
Posted by: Juan, Maria, Jesus, and Miguel at August 28, 2024 01:50 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: TexasDan
......
So you spent the entire afternoon standing the thing back up?
Posted by: wth at August 28, 2024 01:47 PM (v0R5T)
...
No i was just thinking playing at recess was axiomatic because where else were there ever tetherball poles.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2024 01:50 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: mrp at August 28, 2024 01:50 PM (rj6Yv)
*weeps silently*
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 28, 2024 01:47 PM (CIS44)
There was always kickball I guess.
Posted by: ... at August 28, 2024 01:50 PM (4DWWO)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2024 01:49 PM (SP4ma)
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She has been pounded by it.
Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2024 01:50 PM (krQz2)
hugh everitt, the physicist and game theory proponent came up with the multiverse assuming every action has at least one alternate option or four,
Posted by: no 6 at August 28, 2024 01:51 PM (PXvVL)
Posted by: Bigsmith at August 28, 2024 01:51 PM (1Au9i)
Lebanese Media is reporting that Senior U.S. Defense Officials have recently informed several Arab Nations, including Lebanon, that a Large-Scale Iranian Attack against Israel is now Imminent and expected to occurred within the next 48-72 Hours, with the Attack expected to be Limited in order to avoid an All-Out Regional War.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2024 01:51 PM (LkLld)
Not to worry. Those of us with no life will happily pick up the slack!
Posted by: Archimedes at August 28, 2024 01:51 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: mrp at August 28, 2024
***
Harris: "I am a part of all that I have seen. . . . I am large. I contain multitudes."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2024 01:52 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Politico at August 28, 2024 01:52 PM (dTTBf)
Posted by: Bigsmith at August 28, 2024 01:51 PM (1Au9i)
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Speaker-Emeritus Pelosi never said that!
Posted by: MiSinforMation at August 28, 2024 01:52 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: SMOD at August 28, 2024 01:52 PM (RHGPo)
https://t.ly/s566h
Posted by: Karen CheChe at August 28, 2024 01:49 PM (RKVpM)
The face says 70+
The body could be 35 to 50 tops.
Definitely in good shape, though 115 on an incline press won't boost your draft position any. But it's strong enough
Posted by: Juan, Maria, Jesus, and Miguel at August 28, 2024 01:53 PM (FCbAQ)
That seems, uhh, contradictory.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 28, 2024 01:53 PM (KAi1n)
-
This New War stuff is weird.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024 01:53 PM (VEFiD)
Posted by: Politico at August 28, 2024 01:52 PM (dTTBf)
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They always say that you are what you eat.
Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2024 01:53 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: four yorkshirmen at August 28, 2024 01:47 PM (dAjaz)
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I joke, but growing up my older brothers had a basketball, but I wasn't allowed to use it. I was not allowed to have a fucking ball.
My one brother even had a net and he would take it off the rim after using it to keep me from playing with it. (We lived on a hill and without a net you spent a lot of time chasing.)
People ask how I turned out this way. Well....
Posted by: Gentlemen, whatever manifest at August 28, 2024 01:53 PM (dAjaz)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 28, 2024 01:53 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2024 01:44 PM (7oZ5V)
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There were three drunken maidens, come from the Isle of Wight
They drunk from Monday morning, nor stopped til Saturday night
When Saturday night come round, me boys, they wouldn't then go out!
These three drunken maidens, they pushed the jug about.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 28, 2024 01:53 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: mrp at August 28, 2024 01:53 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: SMOD at August 28, 2024 01:52 PM (RHGPo)
Now do Jack Smith.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 28, 2024 01:53 PM (FnneF)
Kamala is the communist version of Stepbrothers staring Kam Dong In; your laughter is mandatory.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2024 01:54 PM (pbPTf)
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 28, 2024 01:54 PM (VEFiD)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2024 01:54 PM (LkLld)
Kamala is the communist version of Stepbrothers staring Kam Dong In; your laughter is mandatory.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
I may be able to help with this whole "pam/pan" situation.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 28, 2024 01:54 PM (CIS44)
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"Large scale attack" followed by "expected to be limited."
I be conflicted.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 28, 2024 01:54 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2024 01:55 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Kharg Island at August 28, 2024 01:55 PM (Y8lzz)
Posted by: SMOD at August 28, 2024 01:55 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: red speck at August 28, 2024 01:55 PM (0Id0S)
I be conflicted.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 28, 2024 01:54 PM (Q4IgG)
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John F'n Kerry knows about the tiniest possible attack.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 28, 2024 01:56 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 28, 2024 01:57 PM (Da7Vv)
Strip down and eliminate the bureaucracy
Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2024 01:57 PM (Ep5Oo)
My one brother even had a net and he would take it off the rim after using it to keep me from playing with it. (We lived on a hill and without a net you spent a lot of time chasing.)
People ask how I turned out this way. Well....
Posted by: Gentlemen
They better pray to God Almighty that they never need a kidney or liver transplant.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 28, 2024 01:58 PM (iqPkc)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 28, 2024 01:58 PM (jC7hV)
Throw in a little Ken Burns "Civil War" language & flair ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 28, 2024 01:44 PM (iToXE)
Did Fettermans letters make it to the AOS hall of fame?
It should.
Right next to Kaboom
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 28, 2024 01:58 PM (FCbAQ)
It's hard to imagine Hillary Clinton in 2016 sitting for an interview with Tim Kaine next to her like a kid brother.
Posted by: mrp at August 28, 2024 01:58 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Gregor Samsa at August 28, 2024 01:58 PM (D7oie)
Lebanese Media is reporting that Senior U.S. Defense Officials have recently informed several Arab Nations, including Lebanon, that a Large-Scale Iranian Attack against Israel is now Imminent and expected to occurred within the next 48-72 Hours, with the Attack expected to be Limited in order to avoid an All-Out Regional War.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2024 01:51 PM (LkLld)
Always trust Lebanese Media content. And Hamas. And CNN.
Posted by: Auspex at August 28, 2024 01:58 PM (j4U/Z)
My one brother even had a net and he would take it off the rim after using it to keep me from playing with it."
Some brothers are asshoe. No way around it.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 28, 2024 01:59 PM (JCLJi)
Posted by: wth at August 28, 2024 01:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Write it off Jerry at August 28, 2024 01:30 PM (COYTF)
Only when the bullies were absent.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question
Tetherball is how they taught kids how to use a flail.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 28, 2024 01:59 PM (/lPRQ)
I be conflicted.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 28, 2024 01:54 PM (Q4IgG)
Reading /listening to Islamist media is kinda like going to class for Journalism 101.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2024 02:01 PM (W/lyH)
What insanity is this?!?!
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Exactly that, Ace. Insanity.
Bizarre in the extreme. It's *her* job to differentiate herself from Biden, if she can. It's *her* job to make that differentiation positive, if she can.
It is not her opponent's job - or the press' job - to provide her with that differentiation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2024 02:01 PM (HnUIn)
Tries to tether one 2024 running mate to the other 2024 running mate as of one month ago, you mean.
Posted by: El Mariachi at August 28, 2024 02:02 PM (nLFEI)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 28, 2024 02:02 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 28, 2024 01:59 PM (JCLJi)
There i almost ten years between my sister and my brother. Parents decided he needed someone to kick around so they had me. I haven't seen my brother in almost 20 years. I'm good with that.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2024 02:03 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2024 01:55 PM (oiNtH)
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Because they see her election as their only chance to continue their employment. It's existential with them.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 28, 2024 02:03 PM (GZYu7)
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And what's *really* funny about this is that Harris would have been selected even without the "she's a she and she's black" criteria. She was Kalorama's candidate, and was almost certainly part of the multi-way deal that resulted in Biden's nomination once all the factional front-runners flamed out.
This is a box of their own making, and it's hilarious.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2024 02:03 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Wally at August 28, 2024 02:03 PM (hqVaF)
Posted by: Ribbed at August 28, 2024 02:03 PM (IHRQq)
Posted by: mrp at August 28, 2024 02:03 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 28, 2024 02:04 PM (IyPmt)
What insanity is this?!?!
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Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2024 02:04 PM (krQz2)
RFK Jr hinted at soil 'replenishment' in some message without getting into the details, but I'm pretty sure I know where he's going with that. Industrial farming without zinc replenishment is really bad. It's bad for the people who eat the food, and crops don't flourish to the level they should.
In covid, like all flu type issues, low zinc level is bad. Zinc kills bad viruses. Along with stuff that 'assists' zinc getting into cells.
I hope they find the right spot for him.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 28, 2024 02:04 PM (RKVpM)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2024 02:05 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 28, 2024 02:02 PM (Da7Vv)
I'm seeing a lot of this draft-dodger bullshit about Trump among some of my former military buddies. I just laugh at them. I point out he has seen more enemy fire, and shed more blood than some of them.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2024 02:06 PM (W/lyH)
She on the other hand, gunned down charging NAZI's with a 50 BMG on a burning tank destroyer, while shouting "Fweedom!" at them.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 28, 2024 02:06 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 28, 2024 02:06 PM (JCLJi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2024 02:07 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2024 02:05 PM (2cS/G)
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"Who got nailed the hardest" is also a Kamala topic.
Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2024 02:07 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2024 02:05 PM (2cS/G)
As in all contact sports, there's alway that guy who will endure whatever it takes to punish his foes. Maybe not the best athlete.
I may have been that kid.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 28, 2024 02:07 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Politico
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Walz zing ma tilda Walz zing ma tilda
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2024 02:07 PM (SP4ma)
They must forever choke on Satan's poisonous, acidic shit. They choke to death while the acid melts their insides like they drank a gallon of Alien xenomorph blood.
They want to scream in agony, but they can't. Their mouths are packed with shit. They can't struggle because the pressure of Satan's colon crushes their bones.
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Elric, you should write a screen play for this disturbingly specific image. You could give Stephen King or Quentin Tarantino a run for the money.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 28, 2024 02:07 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: mrp at August 28, 2024 02:03 PM (rj6Yv)
Ahhh...four square. 5th grade. Judy Nelson.
Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2024 02:08 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2024 02:08 PM (v6JzV)
This is a box of their own making, and it's hilarious.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
It's better than that. The other candidates didn't flame out, they were paid to leave the race in a clearly coordinated fashion.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 28, 2024 02:08 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: mrp
3rd, 4th & 5th was tether ball & 4 square.
6th, 7th & 8th was softball.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 28, 2024 02:08 PM (iqPkc)
Her distancing herself from Biden shows they are fully aware everything the Biden administration did was a disaster. They have no choice but to play "Biden who?"
I'd note that Biden came to the convention, gave a speech at midnight, then immediately left for vacation. He didn't hang around. It says to me a) he's pissed b) He doesn't give a rat's ass about helping Kamala. He'll likely, in the weeks ahead, say the words "Biden-Harris" about a million times, just to fuck her over.
Posted by: El Mariachi at August 28, 2024 02:08 PM (nLFEI)
I hope they find the right spot for him.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
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a lot of what he says is nuts, but you have to know a little bit about the subject to get that. I can never tell if he is good intentioned, or a huckster.
Posted by: Gentlemen, whatever manifest at August 28, 2024 02:08 PM (dAjaz)
My one brother even had a net and he would take it off the rim after using it to keep me from playing with it."
Some brothers are asshoe. No way around it.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question
Long term, in my life, it had a positive outcome. Older brother, bigger, stronger and athletic. 2 year state qualifier in wrestling. Competed in Golden Glove boxing. Out of sheer survival, I learned to fight because of him. The irony is that, of my 3 siblings, he is the only one I have any relationship with. I haven't spoken with my 2 younger siblings in 7 years. Many of those fights began because I was defending my younger siblings.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 28, 2024 02:08 PM (jC7hV)
I heard it as "yoked with," but, you know, in translation from hoch Deutsch it could go either way...
It was the Prussian general staff, talking about Austria-Hungary.
But I have no doubt the pretty-damn-good German general who set up things in Turkey must have felt the same, most days.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 28, 2024 02:09 PM (zdLoL)
In covid, like all flu type issues, low zinc level is bad. Zinc kills bad viruses. Along with stuff that 'assists' zinc getting into cells.
I hope they find the right spot for him.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 28, 2024 02:04 PM (RKVpM)
I've never heard of any farmer supplementing their crops with zinc.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 28, 2024 02:09 PM (YVs21)
Sigh...
Posted by: Diogenes
Bus stops, black magic, all the specialty shots
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 28, 2024 02:09 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 28, 2024 01:19 PM (iFTx/)
Would you, perchance, publish a newsletter I can subscribe to?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 28, 2024 02:09 PM (igHxU)
When Al Gore ran, all he talked about was Clinton.
Posted by: El Mariachi at August 28, 2024 02:09 PM (nLFEI)
*Trump's right ear has entered the chat.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 28, 2024 02:09 PM (iqPkc)
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Her concept of sacrifice is 13 US military, US citizens, and loyal locals sacrificed on the alter of political expedience.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2024 02:10 PM (SP4ma)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 28, 2024 02:10 PM (Kk+82)
'Joe Biden, Kamala Harris in first appearance as 2020 ticket'
Los Angeles Times, Aug 12, 2020 — Joe Biden held his first event with his Democratic running-mate Kamala Harris in Wilmington, Del. on Wednesday. (Audio)
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This is the dilly: C-SPAN, Aug, 12, 2000, Campaign 2020, Joe Biden Introduction of Senator Kamala Harris as Running Mate
Joe Biden, the presumptive 2020 Democratic presidential nominee, formally introduced Senator Kamala Harris (D-CA) as his vice presidential running mate. During his remarks, the former vice president talked about why he selected Senator Harris and how she complements him as a running mate. Later on, Senator Harris thanked Mr. Biden for selecting her and talked about her relationship with Beau Biden, Joe Biden’s son who died from cancer in 2015. “Joe and I are cut from the same cloth,” she said.
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She's teetered. And they've done nothing but get rid of Trump policies (but for tax, set to expire soon), the ARP necessary to boost failing government agencies & give-a-way programs, and skyrocket defense.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 28, 2024 02:10 PM (NFX2v)
In covid, like all flu type issues, low zinc level is bad. Zinc kills bad viruses. Along with stuff that 'assists' zinc getting into cells.
I hope they find the right spot for him.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 28, 2024 02:04 PM (RKVpM)
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Zinc Czar.
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 28, 2024 02:11 PM (PB+4K)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 01:26 PM (D7oie)
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It's the confirmed miracles that are tricky.
not really. you can find out what worked before you go back and do them.
Posted by: john titor at August 28, 2024 02:11 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe
No, you're right Harris, he didn't have to blow his way to the top. That must have been some servicing and sacrificing on your part.
Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2024 02:11 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2024 02:12 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Karamela Harris at August 28, 2024 02:12 PM (gf6mn)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2024 02:12 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver
Liman von Sanders
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2024 02:12 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: The Press! The Press! at August 28, 2024 02:12 PM (vcOmj)
Blood? Tyrants? Wolverines?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 28, 2024 02:12 PM (iqPkc)
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 28, 2024 02:12 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe
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He definitely has not serviced somebody like she has.
Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2024 02:12 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: anachronda at August 28, 2024 02:13 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2024 02:13 PM (v6JzV)
They must forever choke on Satan's poisonous, acidic shit. They choke to death while the acid melts their insides like they drank a gallon of Alien xenomorph blood.
They want to scream in agony, but they can't. Their mouths are packed with shit. They can't struggle because the pressure of Satan's colon crushes their bones.
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Elric, you should write a screen play for this disturbingly specific image. You could give Stephen King or Quentin Tarantino a run for the money.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 28, 2024 02:07 PM (JNTt1)
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Oh I would love even to see this as fiction. There are no words how much I despise these people and want to see them suffer.
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 28, 2024 02:13 PM (iFTx/)
Much more usable is the newly released and found (by me) Speech Note
https://tinyurl.com/34a73zks
If you use Linux Mint, it is available in the Software Manager
>>>Speech Note let you take, read and translate notes in multiple languages. It uses Speech to Text, Text to Speech and Machine Translation to do so. Text and voice processing take place entirely offline, locally on your computer, without using a network connection. Your privacy is always respected. No data is sent to the Internet.
https://flathub.org/apps/
net.mkiol.SpeechNote
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 28, 2024 02:13 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 28, 2024 02:08 PM (lTGtQ)
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Mostly *after* they flamed out. The big exceptions are Sanders (and he knew what he was doing, it's his particular grift) and Gabbard, who they paid to go away. She was never going to win, but boy was she noisy. The factions' front-runners all failed. Warren failed. Harris failed (thanks in large part to Gabbard). That sad sack from Ohio who represented the rump Labor Democrat faction failed. Outsider Bloomberg failed.
They fell to pieces in 2020, which is how we ended up with Joe. The factions picked him because he was controllable, Kalorama got Harris inserted as his minder, and they paid the rest to go away. It was a debacle, and should rightly have ended the Party.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2024 02:13 PM (HnUIn)
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I think the Dump Biden operation already showed that...
Posted by: ... at August 28, 2024 02:13 PM (4DWWO)
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 28, 2024 01:19 PM (iFTx/)
Would you, perchance, publish a newsletter I can subscribe to?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 28, 2024 02:09 PM (igHxU)
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Isn't that what the comment section on this blog is for everyone? LOL.
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 28, 2024 02:14 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 28, 2024 02:14 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 28, 2024 02:13 PM (HnUIn)
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Stolen elections have consequences.
Without the presidency, without 6 states, after months of mail in ballot fraud, shutting down ballot counting all at the same time to ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall in the middle of the night, the Democrat Party would be significantly reduced in stature.
And the GOPe was okay with Democrats staving off that fate, for some reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 28, 2024 02:15 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 28, 2024 02:08 PM (lTGtQ)
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How dare you!
-Asa Hutchinson
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2024 02:15 PM (RIvkX)
a lot of what he says is nuts, but you have to know a little bit about the subject to get that. I can never tell if he is good intentioned, or a huckster.
Posted by: Gentlemen, whatever manifest at August 28, 2024 02:08 PM
That's the thing, if he's a huckster, who is paying him? So I don't think he's a huckster.
I'll push zinc replenishment in soil but 'Big Zinc' is not paying me. I just feel bad about people dying when they don't have to. Or people over-eating because the food is not as nutritious as it once was.
The one issue I have is him saying that 60% of children have 'chronic disease' - which I've never come across any data for that assertion. Unless you're going to include overweight as being a disease.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 28, 2024 02:15 PM (RKVpM)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 28, 2024 01:50 PM (z/ifB)
Were there any rules to tetherball other than "aim at the head" like all other games that involved flinging large rubber balls?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 02:16 PM (D7oie)
*Trump's right ear has entered the chat.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 28, 2024 02:09 PM (iqPkc)
Not just the getting up immediately. That shot was (so far) just one of many adversities the man has gone through since coming down the escalator. Legal, financial and emotional adversities.
He could be living a life we'd all envy, quietly enjoying his golden years in luxury and comfort.
He chooses not to. Not because he needs the money or a job.
What has Kamala sacrificed for her ambitions.
I would add the service part in there too but we know she knows "service". But only to further her carreer.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 28, 2024 02:16 PM (FCbAQ)
Kammie Harris, White House Scullery Maid, 2021- 2024
Well, THAT explains the calluses on her knees!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2024 02:16 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2024 02:16 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2024 02:16 PM (krQz2)
Yeah, well that settles it, then. I mean, what else could the American people expect any politician to do? Stunning. Brave. With More Emotional Support Timmy, it's like electrolytes in thar.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2024 02:16 PM (dq2qx)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 28, 2024 02:17 PM (hirWM)
*******
Hell yeah. Here was a rich guy, married to a supermodel, living in a penthouse with gold toilet seats in a building with his fucking name on it, and with his own TV where he was the star.
Then he said fuck it, I'm running for president.
Since then, he's had his ear shot off in an assassination attempt, been sued, been accused of rape, had his home searched by the FBI, had his life threatened every day.
You have to look not at what he did, but what he gave up to do it. And that was everything.
Posted by: El Mariachi at August 28, 2024 02:17 PM (nLFEI)
My ladies frisking gay?
We've left them in the alehouse --
We've drunk them clean away!
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 28, 2024 02:17 PM (zdLoL)
Is this a euphemism? It kind of reads like a euphemism.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 28, 2024 02:17 PM (IHRQq)
Posted by: mrp
3rd, 4th & 5th was tether ball & 4 square.
6th, 7th & 8th was softball.
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What happened to kick ball and smear the queer dodge ball?
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 28, 2024 02:17 PM (FmapG)
A perfect example.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 28, 2024 02:17 PM (hKoQL)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2024 02:17 PM (xG4kz)
*Trump's right ear has entered the chat.
hey you have no idea the sacrifices we've made! Do you know how well hung Willie Brown is?!?
Posted by: Kamala's TMJ joint at August 28, 2024 02:18 PM (oZhjI)
That vid of her walking around with Montel is hilarious .
She is tweeking hard, her eyes are bugging out. I bet Montel got some good ass that night.
Maybe even got his daughter in on the action.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 28, 2024 02:18 PM (et1vG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 28, 2024 02:15 PM (GBKbO)
And the 200 Bush/Romney/McCain staffers who signed onto the Harris campaign are waiting in the wings, ready to retake the GOP if Trump loses this time. They want to return to being the Washington Generals of Capitol Hill
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 28, 2024 02:18 PM (igHxU)
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^
This guy gets it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 28, 2024 02:19 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 28, 2024 02:19 PM (JNTt1)
This is a box of their own making, and it's hilarious.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
It's better than that. The other candidates didn't flame out, they were paid to leave the race in a clearly coordinated fashion.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 28, 2024 02:08 PM (lTGtQ)
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With the exception of Newsom maybe, they all ran away on their own, correctly understanding Harris is a lead balloon.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 28, 2024 02:19 PM (GZYu7)
Posted by: huge manatee at August 28, 2024 02:19 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 28, 2024 02:19 PM (FmapG)
Walz-O : He's Got Electrolytes!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2024 02:20 PM (xG4kz)
Kamala, brave Kamala, cannot do an interview on CNN without her mommy.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 28, 2024 02:20 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Pudinhead
Kickball was during gym class. Most of us didn't know what a queer was in 1974.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 28, 2024 02:20 PM (iqPkc)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2024 02:20 PM (xG4kz)
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He's what plants crave!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 28, 2024 02:21 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: Steller's sea cows at August 28, 2024 02:21 PM (v6JzV)
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This is a (scripted as always) direct partner to the Suckers and Losers lie that keeps all their zombies on the plantation.
Posted by: ... at August 28, 2024 02:21 PM (4DWWO)
Here in the Kamala Harris Campaign, we put the past behind us, because it just doesn't matter!
Posted by: Kamala Harris, Veep!!! and a POC at August 28, 2024 02:21 PM (vcOmj)
AHC - American History Channel or Adolph Hitler Channel? You decide.
Posted by: Pudinhead
Channel 88 on your UHF (Ultra Hitler Fandom) dial!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 28, 2024 02:21 PM (xG4kz)
I doubt it would meet the definition of a disease. In any event, it is completely self-inflicted and voluntary 97% of the time.
When the WuHan Flu lockdowns started in earnest the chief freak-out on the lefty loosey lunatics around here was how to maintain "school lunches" which apparently now consist of free food every day throughout the summer months, weekends, you name it. Has little or nothing to do with "school".
Mind you this is in addition to WIC, state and federal "food stamp" programs.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2024 02:21 PM (dq2qx)
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I graduated HS in 73. We knew what queers were.
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 28, 2024 02:22 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob - welcome to the most joyful camps ever! at August 28, 2024 02:22 PM (O5hrI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2024 02:22 PM (RIvkX)
I hoped you purged stuff, first.
Makes organizing easier.
Best of luck!
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker
Ace - if you need inspiration, watch a few episodes of Hoarders first and that'll get you going.
Watching that show I have to keep reminding myself that hoarding is a mental disease as I myself would have no patience with a hoarder. Want to keep a 20 year old scrap of newspaper with rat urine and feces on it? Aaaargh!
Posted by: Cheri at August 28, 2024 02:22 PM (oiNtH)
Is this a euphemism? It kind of reads like a euphemism.
Posted by: Ribbed
It's code.
Ace put a big red flower in a vase on his shelf.
The chair is against the wall.
John has a long mustache.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 28, 2024 02:22 PM (iqPkc)
Posted by: Diogenes
VoteVets = Buttigieg
Most people are not aware.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 28, 2024 02:22 PM (NFX2v)
Then he said fuck it, I'm running for president.
Since then, he's had his ear shot off in an assassination attempt, been sued, been accused of rape, had his home searched by the FBI, had his life threatened every day.
You have to look not at what he did, but what he gave up to do it. And that was everything.
Gee Kamala, add in phony criminal charges that only exist because he decided to run again, and that seems to be an understanding of Sacrifice to me.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 28, 2024 02:22 PM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2024 02:23 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 28, 2024 02:23 PM (MpVUb)
Posted by: mrp at August 28, 2024 02:23 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: ... at August 28, 2024 02:23 PM (4DWWO)
Smear the queer was you all tackled the guy with the ball
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2024 02:23 PM (ByB3C)
Posted by: Black JEM at August 28, 2024 02:19 PM (GZYu7)
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Oops, missed the 2020 election, not this current clusterfuck.
Posted by: Black JEM at August 28, 2024 02:23 PM (GZYu7)
I've never heard of any farmer supplementing their crops with zinc.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 28, 2024 02:09 PM
They should test. There are companies in the business. The highest levels of zinc in the soil are in Africa. Who had the fewest issues with covid? Africa.
On a 'zinc map' you'll see that the USA is far behind. I live next to a farm and they don't replenish a damn thing, cost is even prohibitively causing them to now stop fertilization. Where once three tractor trailers took the harvest away, it's down to one. I count 'em because it concerns me.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 28, 2024 02:23 PM (RKVpM)
Posted by: creeper at August 28, 2024 02:24 PM (M6moH)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 28, 2024
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Earlier than that, in fifth or sixth grade, somebody started a game, "All Fruits Touching _________!" And you'd fill in a noun. If somebody you disliked was leaning against a red wall, you'll yell, "All Fruits Touching Red!" And he'd try to get you back, etc.
It never occurred to me to ask what a "fruit" was.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2024 02:25 PM (J2vNu)
We didn't realize it just meant 'odd man out', nor did we know what it was beginning to mean. And we didn't care!
Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2024 02:25 PM (DKHqY)
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Darymaple stole that from Vaclav Havel. Power of the Powerless
"They must live within a lie. They need not accept the lie. It is enough for them to have accepted their life with it and in it. For by this very fact, individuals confirm the system, fulfill the system, make the system, are the system."
Havel claimed this can only be stopped by refusing to give power to empty slogans and meaningless rituals, to refuse to allow the lie to oppress oneself, and to refuse to be part of the lie that oppresses others.
Posted by: El Mariachi at August 28, 2024 02:26 PM (nLFEI)
Posted by: El Mariachi at August 28, 2024 02:08 PM (nLFEI)
C) it was body-double number 3
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 02:27 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2024 02:28 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: rickb223
74, 9th grade, smear the queer was the preferred game. Basically gang tackle the guy with ball. If the ball was thrown to you and you didn't catch it, you got smeared. If you caught it and couldn't find someone to throw it to, you got smeared.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 28, 2024 02:28 PM (jC7hV)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices
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They were those really creepy people that you didn't want to be around. We had one in our school.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2024 02:28 PM (SP4ma)
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 28, 2024
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I'd read The Boys in the Band a couple-three years before that. I never dreamed of such behavior being out in the open.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2024 02:28 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: El Mariachi at August 28, 2024 02:08 PM (nLFEI)
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But he's on his second vacation from that time. He rushed right into the second one, back-to-back.
Posted by: Axeman at August 28, 2024 02:29 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 28, 2024 02:29 PM (J2vNu)
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That's a different brand of dodge ball. Ours was a 'last man standing', never let the ball touch you. Grab it off the bounce and ' slam someone with it.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 28, 2024 02:33 PM (SP4ma)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 28, 2024 02:15 PM (RKVpM)
Kennedy likes to vamp, it is his major bad habit and I think it has to do with trying to overawe juries.
However, obesity leads to metabolic syndrome, and that is getting younger and younger, and there is a large uptick in the use of serious pharma for kids, and that is all linked to one or another chronic condition -- self identified by the pharma companies.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2024 02:34 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 28, 2024 02:35 PM (hKoQL)
The rose Ace shelf.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 28, 2024 02:16 PM (v6JzV)
Have we granted Ace permission?
Posted by: Big Penguin at August 28, 2024 02:35 PM (w9Wax)
They don't have the guts to rob and murder overtly but they shoot off their mouths constantly in an effort to destroy good people's reputations, in effect "killing them" off or canceling them from an ability to earn a living or rise in status. Any means to the desired end.
They have no respect for truth or property and in some cases even life ("Trump is Hitler" is a real dog whistle to justify physical assault) but won't pull it off themselves. It's the same reason female psychopaths and borderlines hire hit men to do the dirty work.
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at August 28, 2024 03:03 PM (FIMsi)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 28, 2024 03:51 PM (cB7nX)
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