More Than 200 Former Bush, McCain, and Romney Staffers Endorse Kamala Harris and It's Such a Big Deal You Guys (PS Most of Them Endorsed Biden in 2020)

So much conserving conservatism you guys!!!

Before getting to that: Tulsi Gabbard, who knows a thing or two about wrecking Kamala Harris's shit, has endorsed Trump.

Not unexpected, but nice.

Former Democratic Rep. Tulsi Gabbard has endorsed Donald Trump's presidential bid, furthering her shift away from the party she sought to represent four years ago and linking herself to the GOP nominee's critiques of Vice President Kamala Harris and the chaotic Afghanistan War withdrawal.
Appearing Monday with Trump in Detroit, Gabbard, a National Guard veteran who served two tours of duty in the Middle East before representing Hawaii in the U.S. House, said the GOP nominee "understands the grave responsibility that a president and commander in chief bears for every single one of our lives."
The pair appeared at the National Guard Association of the United States on the third anniversary of the Aug. 26, 2021, suicide bombing at Hamid Karzai International Airport, which killed 13 U.S. service members and more than 100 Afghans. Gabbard accompanied Trump earlier Monday to Arlington National Cemetery, where the former president laid wreaths in honor of three of the slain service members -- Sgt. Nicole Gee, Staff Sgt. Darin Hoover and Staff Sgt. Ryan Knauss.

Tulsi Gabbard and RFKJr. are joining Trump's transition team.

Donald J. Trump plans to name his former rival, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., and Tulsi Gabbard, a one-time Democrat, as honorary co-chairs of a presidential transition team that will help him select the policies and personnel of any second Trump administration, according to a campaign senior adviser.
Mr. Kennedy, who ended his independent campaign for president and endorsed Mr. Trump on Friday, described his transition role briefly in an interview that aired Monday.
"I've been asked to go on the transition team, you know, and to help pick the people who will be running the government," Mr. Kennedy told Tucker Carlson, the former Fox News host, in an interview posted on X.

You know, I do not love that. The last time, Trump had Chris Christie and other Regime liberals pick his staff, and that turned out disastrously. I hope he'll have someone minding these two, especially RFKJr.

Meanwhile, the realignment continues at fast pace, as fake conservative neocon liberal warmongers flop their ugly bodies into the Democrat wallow.

More than 200 former aides to the three GOP presidential nominees who preceded former President Trump in 2016 -- former President George W. Bush, former Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) -- endorsed Vice President Harris on Monday.
The majority of the group also endorsed President Biden in 2020.

In other words: They are Democrats.

The group wrote a letter announcing the endorsement, USA Today first reported.
The letter said it was a reunion of sorts from 2020, though it added that additional Bush alumni in particular were added to the group this cycle that are opposing Trump and backing Harris.
"Of course, we have plenty of honest, ideological disagreements with Vice President Harris and Gov. Walz. That's to be expected. The alternative, however, is simply untenable," the Republicans wrote.

Bullshit, you have no ideological disagreements with the Democrats. This is the fig leaf that David French & Co. always present: "Oh I totally disagree with the Democrats. I just endorse every single Democrat in every single race. But boy oh boy, believe me, I'm totally opposed to their socialist groomer agenda!"

I don't believe you. You're fucking liars. You're the shitlibs we always accused you of being when you worked so hard to subvert every conservative policy and every real conservative candidate for forty fucking years.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

..
The Harris campaign touted the endorsements Monday, weeks after it launched the Republicans for Harris coalition.
The campaign included a handful of GOP speakers, including ex-Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-Ill.) and former aides to Trump, at the Democratic National Convention last week.

What a get.

This is such a NeverTrumper move -- continually "announcing" what has already been announced sixty times before.

"I am no longer a Republican," they announce. Yes dears, we know, we know, you have said so, so, so many times before.

What's kind of amazing is that many of these people used to be considered the "intellectuals" of the party. And yet, we now see the fruits of their intellect: Just repeating the same slegehammer-simple message and virtue signal: "Trump Bad, Me Good, The Party Left Me Because It's Bad and Racist, Send Me Money."

Intellectuals! The best and the brightest!

I already want Trump to win. You don’t have to sell me on it. https://t.co/JbQftE4WmC pic.twitter.com/RQ4mzy7Jq6
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) August 27, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:10 PM

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1 Foist?

Posted by: TC at August 27, 2024 02:10 PM (p/N3d)

2 My concern level has almost gotten over 0.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2024 02:10 PM (IUd0M)

3 Yeah, whatever former bushies and romneyites. We hate you too.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 27, 2024 02:10 PM (tT6L1)

4 When you've lost Pierre Delecto...

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2024 02:10 PM (xZQNu)

5 5th

Posted by: doug at August 27, 2024 02:11 PM (8/lc0)

6 Tulsi for Secretary of Defense, RFK Jr for HHS

Posted by: TC at August 27, 2024 02:11 PM (p/N3d)

7 They have TDS, bigly.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at August 27, 2024 02:11 PM (qZdIZ)

8 Do they not know we hate Bush and Romney inner jerk circle idiots?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 27, 2024 02:11 PM (ZtyUu)

9 The majority of the group also endorsed President Biden in 2020.

Keep in mind they didn't endorse a third party conservative candidate or even some modern Dem - they endorsed the most leftwing regime the nation has had, at least since Wilson.

FDR was asshoe but he didn't arrest his domestic political opponents.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2024 02:11 PM (oZhjI)

10 But.
Who is getting the coveted Carlos Danger Endorsement?

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2024 02:11 PM (xZQNu)

11 Don't tell me. They have decided to leave the Republican Party. For the 7,000th day in a row.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2024 02:12 PM (4DWWO)

12 I think they do have a point. Another Trump presidency could destroy their democracy.

Posted by: A lifelong Republican and charter AOS commentator at August 27, 2024 02:12 PM (vFG9F)

13 Is this supposed to upset us? They are no longer part of our party. We left them. They had a choice to get on the train or under it. They made that choice.

Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2024 02:12 PM (pZEOD)

14 Slow news day, Ace?

Posted by: huerfano at August 27, 2024 02:12 PM (VGOMa)

15 Next you're gonna tell me there is a letter from 50 National Security experts telling me Hunters laptop is Russian disinformation...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2024 02:12 PM (IyPmt)

16 Dear former Republican Staffers,

No one cares.

Love,

Duke

PS Fuck you

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 27, 2024 02:12 PM (u73oe)

17 oh, no

anyway...

Posted by: one hour sober at August 27, 2024 02:13 PM (Y1sOo)

18 Gee, what a surprise! The suckers of other men's cocks went for Kamala.

Birds

of

a

Feather

Posted by: Thatch at August 27, 2024 02:13 PM (joQGY)

19 Unelected officials support unelected official. News at 11.

Posted by: Flyguy at August 27, 2024 02:13 PM (3rlQk)

20 More than 200 former aides to the three GOP presidential nominees who preceded former President Trump in 2016 -- former President George W. Bush, former Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and Sen. Mitt Romney (R-Utah) -- endorsed Vice President Harris on Monday.
The majority of the group also endorsed President Biden in 2020.

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They should be asked if they would endorse DeSantis over Harris in a hypothetical.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 27, 2024 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

21 You want NOOD Karen Gillian
You expect to get NOOD Tulsi
You get NOOD Bush staffer tards

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2024 02:13 PM (oZhjI)

22 If they are former staffers, who are they working for currently?

Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 02:13 PM (Ectld)

23 That's an awful lot of cornflakes to pee in. Impressive volume m

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 27, 2024 02:13 PM (FfSAJ)

24 19 Unelected officials support unelected official. News at 11.
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Snort.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 27, 2024 02:14 PM (FmapG)

25 presume you know I wasn't being flip in my response to you btw. I appreciate you.
Posted by: ...

Of course! You knew how to take a joke. I like that in an ellipses!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 27, 2024 02:14 PM (4XwPj)

26 I'm holding my endorsement until after the first debate.

Posted by: Robin Ware at August 27, 2024 02:14 PM (xZQNu)

27
They should be asked if they would endorse DeSantis over Harris in a hypothetical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 27, 2024 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

Nikki Haley

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2024 02:14 PM (IyPmt)

28 Also, when can we officially ship them Cheney and Kinzinger?

Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2024 02:14 PM (pZEOD)

29 The problem with having Gopes on the inside is that Trump didn't realize they were snakes and pigs and lying traitorous shitweasels.

If he's got RFK and Tulsi advising him, and either of them tried to recommend some lifelong Democratic operative, I'd expect him to realize it's not a good idea to just say yes.

That was the problem with Trump's last administration, in a nutshell. He f'd up by trusting people.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 27, 2024 02:14 PM (dGCAG)

30 >>>Slow news day ace?

yeah it is. I have to do the Telegraph arrest story but I'm putting it off because it seems involved.

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2024 02:14 PM (KRtlO)

31 Keep in mind they didn't endorse a third party conservative candidate or even some modern Dem - they endorsed the most leftwing regime the nation has had, at least since Wilson.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2024 02:11 PM (oZhjI)

When you're a retainer for a petty baron, you support whomever the baron tells you to support... and the rest of the aristocracy as well. Can't have the peasants thinking for themselves.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2024 02:14 PM (IUd0M)

32 Kum-Dumbpster-La is not going to attract any additional support...expect no more polling gains for her. Now we need to drive down Dem turnout.

You know, there's one plucky, attractive, bespectacled top level candidate over the last 20 years who has been loyal, vocal, and persuasive -- the Sarah Palin.

What these twerps can't deal with is that this has become the Palin party.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 27, 2024 02:14 PM (73voq)

33 It is unreal how stupid and self-absorbed these people are. They seem to think we care about them. Well, no, we don't, because they're part of the endless war and give away billions to people who hate us crowd while creating the equivalent of a 6 lane freeway for illegals to arrive in our country.

We not only don't want what they're selling, we also know they're selling out their so-called fellow Americans.

Traitors, one and all.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 27, 2024 02:14 PM (tT6L1)

34 Willowed: Trump's response to Harris's "I'm speaking" should be "no you're babbling and cackling , stop it"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2024

***
Yes!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 02:14 PM (J2vNu)

35 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

36 Why should I care what these whining bunch of losers think about anything at all?

They made their choice. Now they will have to live with the consequences of that decision.

If Harris/Walz win, they'll be eaten last, but they will still be eaten by the Left.

If Trump wins, they may be eaten first by the Left.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2024 02:15 PM (7fElN)

37 200 former staffers can f*ck right off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

38 >>Posted by: Robin Ware at August 27, 2024 02:14 PM (xZQNu)

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Robert L Peters at August 27, 2024 02:15 PM (xZQNu)

39 >>>28 Also, when can we officially ship them Cheney and Kinzinger?

Speaking of, I spent the morning worrying about collecting my stool sample and shipping it off for testing.

I didn't actually collect it, I just worried about it.

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2024 02:15 PM (KRtlO)

40 This "story" is a direct response to RFK and Tulsi.

The number is supposed to astound and overwhelm you. It doesn't even matter what the number represents, just that it's 200. Similar to laundry list persuasion, which they also use all the time, the sheer number supposed to overtake the power of two big name Democrats fleeing the plantation in favor of Orange Man.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2024 02:15 PM (4DWWO)

41 Aw, man. Sponge's FIRST!!!!! in the last thread got willowed.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 02:15 PM (v6JzV)

42 By kicking out or sidelining the Bushes, Chaneys, Romney, Graham, McCains, and McConnell and attracting RFK Jr, Tulsi, and Elon, Trump is actually building the third party so many folks are always complaining doesn't exist.

Posted by: the dandy at August 27, 2024 02:16 PM (L+5ng)

43 30 yeah it is. I have to do the Telegraph arrest story but I'm putting it off because it seems involved.
Posted by: ace at August 27, 2024 02:14 PM (KRtlO)

======

Perfect time for some login creation...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 27, 2024 02:16 PM (GBKbO)

44 >>yeah it is. I have to do the Telegraph arrest story but I'm putting it off because it seems involved.

Put that Post Shelf Clarity to work.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2024 02:16 PM (xZQNu)

45 These are the real Republicans not those MAGA magots...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2024 02:16 PM (IyPmt)

46
Staffers ?

You mean like coffee gophers, 'go out to my car and get...' whatever.... pick up my drycleaning...

that kind of staffer?

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 02:16 PM (/7KEl)

47 By the way, is anyone really surprised these people came out in support of Harris?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 27, 2024 02:16 PM (tT6L1)

48 OK but can someone tell me who is getting the all-important Colin Powell endorsement?

Yes I know he's dead (and therefore voting for Kamala), but every year there was a big production and media event made out of Colin Powell's announcement that he was endorsing the Democrat candidate for President. And this was a big deal you guys because he was totally a Republican. And yet I don't know if he ever endorsed a Republican (yes I know he served dishonorably in Bush's cabinet). For decades, he only endorsed Democrats. And like his good friend who he refused to endorse, John McCain, he made a living off being a "Republican" who always endorsed Democrats.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 27, 2024 02:16 PM (IORSH)

49 51 Former Intel Officials Agree

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2024 02:16 PM (xZQNu)

50 They need to make that list as long as possible. Let the potential plants identify themselves now. Sadly, I still put it 50/50 someone on that list gets hired in a second trump administration.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 27, 2024 02:16 PM (pIfcn)

51 Repost:

>>>In a letter that USA Today obtained, a group of more than 200 former aides for former President George W. Bush

lol, they made a list

Who GAF? You are 0.00006% of the population. Literally nobody cares, not even your Moms.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2024 02:16 PM (i24o9)

52 You know, I do not love that.

==

could be a net positive - Kennedy knows all the deep state sleepers

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2024 02:17 PM (V13WU)

53 Harris -- The Neocon Choice

Posted by: illiniwek at August 27, 2024 02:17 PM (Cus5s)

54 You know, I do not love that.

Ok, that was just the first draft. How about this:

"I've been asked to go on the transition team, you know, and to help pick the people who will be gutting the government," Mr. Kennedy told...

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2024 02:17 PM (Rfq0b)

55 >>yeah it is. I have to do the Telegraph arrest story but I'm putting it off because it seems involved.

Probably more than we know but the fact the entire west is sinking into censorship is not happening by coincidence.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2024 02:17 PM (LkLld)

56 They should be asked if they would endorse DeSantis over Harris in a hypothetical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 27, 2024 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

Absolutely! DeSantis is the sort of rock-ribbed conservatism we need around here.
** DeSantis wins nomination **
That DeSantis character is even worse than Trump. We support AOC for President.

-- some round number of former staffers who want a government job

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2024 02:17 PM (IUd0M)

57 Speaking of, I spent the morning worrying about collecting my stool sample and shipping it off for testing.

I didn't actually collect it, I just worried about it.
Posted by: ace at August 27, 2024

***
I scheduled mine with UPS last week and left it on the doorstep. It vanished, but I haven't heard anything. If one of my neighbors took it thinking it was something valuable, I'm sure he had a big surprise.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 02:17 PM (J2vNu)

58 Oh, yawn. Next you'll tell me that Bush, Romney, and Cindy Mc Cain are going to vote for Harris/Walz. Of course they are and have known about their fake 'Conservatism' for a long time.

Posted by: Cheri at August 27, 2024 02:18 PM (oiNtH)

59 If Harris/Walz win, they'll be eaten last, but they will still be eaten by the Left.

If Trump wins, they may be eaten first by the Left.
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The Left is just a bunch of fagz in media. Kick them in the nuts and they will cry. Easy Peasy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 27, 2024 02:18 PM (FmapG)

60 "These are the real Republicans not those MAGA magots..."

No one likes to see their legacy of decades of self sacrifice and self denigration pulled up, set on fire, pissed on, stomped out, and buried at sea.

But it's still better than the Bushes, et al deserve.

Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 02:18 PM (iFMeW)

61 The woodpile issue is that McConnell will likely sabotage viable Senate candidates just as he did in 2022.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 27, 2024 02:18 PM (73voq)

62 200 nobody capitol hill grifters who have never done an honest day's work, ever. Having been an evil corporatist lobbyist a long time ago, I still loath all of these capitol hill critters. They all suck.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 27, 2024 02:18 PM (Hpgos)

63 >>They should be asked if they would endorse DeSantis over Harris in a hypothetical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Good Question. I always like to point out that this crew of NeverTrumpers didn't just oppose Trump -- they opposed Ted Cruz. The Sanger/Kristol gang hired FusionGPS not just to dig dirt on Trump but on Cruz.

And yes, they've consistently opposed DeSantis. Because he's a fucking conservative and they fucking hate conservatives.

Our party was controlled by liberals for 60+ years. It's still controlled by liberals, but at least there's a #Resistance now.

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2024 02:18 PM (KRtlO)

64 We’re in the midst of a rather large realignment and I don’t think any of the pollsters know how to account for that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 27, 2024 02:19 PM (u73oe)

65 I just want Musk somewhere in Trump's administration.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 27, 2024 02:19 PM (ZtyUu)

66 By the way, is anyone really surprised these people came out in support of Harris?

No one is more surprised to be supporting Harris than the 99% of Democrats who never voted for her!

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2024 02:19 PM (Rfq0b)

67 This decision follows a series of legal challenges brought by the state Democratic Party, which argued that these candidates might divert votes from Vice President Kamala Harris, the Democratic nominee, in a state where President Joe Biden won by a slim margin in 2020.

I went to the main page, read the stories I'd missed thus far, refreshed, went in the top thread and declared my position......as the new thread was posted.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

68 >>>I scheduled mine with UPS last week and left it on the doorstep. It vanished, but I haven't heard anything. If one of my neighbors took it thinking it was something valuable, I'm sure he had a big surprise.

You'd be surprised at what some neighbors consider valuable.

Posted by: Bill Kristol with a box under his gnomisly-short arm at August 27, 2024 02:19 PM (KRtlO)

69 Ah shit, not again.

Posted by: Wolfus's neighbor at August 27, 2024 02:19 PM (vFG9F)

70 Willowed: Trump's response to Harris's "I'm speaking" should be "no you're babbling and cackling , stop it"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2024

We can't understand you. Take the cock out of your mouth and try again.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2024 02:19 PM (IUd0M)

71 What do call 200 fired staffers? A start

Posted by: Ben Had at August 27, 2024 02:20 PM (qLP0s)

72 63 And yes, they've consistently opposed DeSantis. Because he's a fucking conservative and they fucking hate conservatives.

Our party was controlled by liberals for 60+ years. It's still controlled by liberals, but at least there's a #Resistance now.
Posted by: ace at August 27, 2024 02:18 PM (KRtlO)

========

They objected more to Trump cleaning out the RNC than to Biden appointing no-nothing activists in lifetime judicial positions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 27, 2024 02:20 PM (GBKbO)

73 I'm kinda ok with this.

Because the audience for this message isn't conservatives.
It isn't even wavering Republicans.

It's Democrats and liberals.
A big, soft blankie to cuddle them from the thunderstorms outside:
Conservatives are evil and scary, even these Good Republicans agree.

But, it keeps them away from any actual message that could appeal to potential non-leftist voters.
See also the cyber-squatting response to the Never-Walz booth at the MN state fair that insults by calling anyone who searches it an asshole.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2024 02:20 PM (gH23d)

74 Didn't Wendell Wilkie II from the Reagan admin jump into the Kump-Dumbpster?

My God, if you lost the Wilkie dynasty, what will you do?

Tune in next week for Little Orphan Annie. Be sure to drink your ovaltine.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 27, 2024 02:20 PM (73voq)

75 I think they do have a point. Another Trump presidency could destroy their democracy.
Posted by: A lifelong Republican and charter AOS commentator at August 27, 2024 02:12 PM (vFG9F)

Just think, if you are a bitter clinger, who is waiting for Trump to leave so you can continue grifting the Republican Party, you are officially lamer than Nicole Wallace.

Go work for a teevee channel, you losers.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 27, 2024 02:20 PM (dGCAG)

76 "Of course, we have plenty of honest, ideological disagreements with Vice President Harris and Gov. Walz. That's to be expected. The alternative, however, is simply untenable," the Republicans wrote.

Untenable. In what ways? Like massive giveaways to first time homebuyers - which pours gasoline on inflation and the housing market?

Like strictly focusing on "joy" and feelz with absolutely no substance?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 27, 2024 02:20 PM (N39Ws)

77 >>Oh, yawn. Next you'll tell me that Bush, Romney, and Cindy Mc Cain are going to vote for Harris/Walz. Of course they are and have known about their fake 'Conservatism' for a long time.

Want to see me flirt some more with Michelle Obama?

I'll bet you do.

Posted by: G.W. Bush at August 27, 2024 02:20 PM (Y1sOo)

78 >>>65 I just want Musk somewhere in Trump's administration.

he said he's like to serve, and suggested he be put in charge of "bureaucratic efficiency."

Remember, this is the guy who rolled into Twitter and day one fired half of the staff.

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2024 02:21 PM (KRtlO)

79 More Than 200 Former Bush, McCain, and Romney Staffers Endorse Kamala Harris and It's Such a Big Deal You Guys (PS Most of Them Endorsed Biden in 2020)

TRUMP IS A DANGER TO US ALL. We need president Biden re-elected now! He's the best president we've ever had!!!

/reads note

Sorry TRUMP IS A DANGER TO US ALL. We need president Harris elected now to clean up Trump's mess! She's the best president we've ever had!!!

Posted by: John McCain's Poopsmith at August 27, 2024 02:21 PM (oZhjI)

80 The question is, who do they think this will convince to vote for the harlot instead of Trump?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 27, 2024 02:21 PM (0eaVi)

81 200. Huh. Who knew there were that many people who are so completely delusional that they believe anyone cares about their opinion? Then again....
I presume that is a fairly common occurrence for that "political aide/staffer" subset.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 27, 2024 02:21 PM (4XwPj)

82 Joke

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 27, 2024 02:21 PM (sOGWf)

83 I'm still not clear if there's been anything like a prominent Republican who's abandoned Trump since 2017 who hadn't already decided that voting for Hillary was better than sullying the purity of politics with someone like Trump.

Like, seriously, a senator who supported him in 2016 who decided, in 2021, that he's no longer good enough and hasn't wavered from that since, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 27, 2024 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

84 Gabbard and Kennedy can suggest whoever they recommend for Trump policies and the people to lead them but Trump can nix their recommendations out right.

Posted by: Cheri at August 27, 2024 02:22 PM (oiNtH)

85 Guess who isn't getting jobs in the Golden Scalp Weasel's administration. Also, if the GOP actually wins either the house, senate or both. Any member hiring or consulting any of these 200 pissants, should be sanctioned some how. Such as assigning them office in the page's bathrooms.

Posted by: Beartooth at August 27, 2024 02:22 PM (C4W8c)

86 "Well played, mes enfants! Le chien always returns to le vomi, n'est-ce pas?"

Zombie Petain

Posted by: Paco at August 27, 2024 02:22 PM (njExo)

87 I suggest Tulsi for Honorable Hatchet Woman. Set her to chopping out the deadwood in the government. Day One: Dept. of Education. "This department is closed. Go home." Day Two: Dept. of Transportation (and blow a kiss to Bootyjudge as she does it).

Other targets will suggest themselves in due course.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 02:22 PM (J2vNu)

88 Alternate headline: Wannabe Has-Beens Endorse Communist Female Who Claims To Be Black

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 27, 2024 02:22 PM (/U5Yz)

89 Bush, McCain, Romney.......Once Romney retires this year, NONE of them nor their families will be in ANY position of power within government.

Their staffers can EABOD.

Learn to dig ditches, assholes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

90 Coulter thought the Harris convention speech was pretty good ... she seemed so joyous. But the problem is Harris reversed nearly all her former positions and record.

yes, another problem (for her Israel haters) is she promised to keep providing weapons to Israel ... while also demanding a peace in Gaza. Oh, and she'll make out military the strongest ever, continuing our global dominance. Sure Jan. Do I also get a pony? (oh, no, I'm white male, ponies are for the special people only)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 27, 2024 02:22 PM (Cus5s)

91 The best part of the Age of Trump is that people self-identify

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2024 02:22 PM (RHGPo)

92 When you've lost Pierre Delecto...
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2024 02:10 PM (xZQNu)

hopefully, somewhere out in moab, with no water or food or communication devices or signaling devices or survival tools...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 27, 2024 02:23 PM (nXhwP)

93 Good Question. I always like to point out that this crew of NeverTrumpers didn't just oppose Trump -- they opposed Ted Cruz. The Sanger/Kristol gang hired FusionGPS not just to dig dirt on Trump but on Cruz.

Yeah, I sometimes wonder what would've happened if NeverTrump had managed to coalesce around Ted Cruz early on instead of bouncing from Jeb! to Rubio (or whoever) until *finally* sighing and boosting Crus well after it would've nattered.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 27, 2024 02:23 PM (1Idb6)

94 I just want Musk somewhere in Trump's administration.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 27, 2024 02:19 PM (ZtyUu)

Head of the FAA so we can get Starship perfected.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2024 02:23 PM (IUd0M)

95 Remember, this is the guy who rolled into Twitter and day one fired half of the staff.

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2024 02:21 PM (KRtlO)

If that don't give you wood . . . .

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2024 02:23 PM (i24o9)

96 >>> "Well played,

if you're doing french: Bien joue'. (Well played, literally.)

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2024 02:23 PM (KRtlO)

97 I like that in an ellipses!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 27, 2024 02:14 PM (4XwPj)

It's like they say. There is nothing so tedious as humorless punctuation.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2024 02:23 PM (4DWWO)

98 I'm waiting to see who Lieutenant Vindman endorses before I make MY mind up.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2024 02:23 PM (xZQNu)

99 I just want Musk somewhere in Trump's administration.
*
he said he's like to serve, and suggested he be put in charge of "bureaucratic efficiency."

Remember, this is the guy who rolled into Twitter and day one fired half of the staff.
Posted by: ace at August 27, 2024

***
Wsa it literally Day One, or did he spend a week asking staffers, "What is it you'd say you do here?" And then he dropped the axe?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 02:24 PM (J2vNu)

100 I looked up the list of names and recognized two, 1) Mike Murphy the idiot campaign consultant who spent $100m+ to get JEB! a couple of votes and 2) the Troye woman who babbled at the DNC. Most of the idiots are involved in "communications" which tells me they are overeducated BS artists

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2024 02:24 PM (FkiTJ)

101 Speaking of, I spent the morning worrying about collecting my stool sample and shipping it off for testing.

I didn't actually collect it, I just worried about it.
Posted by: ace at August 27, 2024 02:15 PM (KRtlO)

My insurance company sent me a little kit in the mail that I didn't ask for.

Detailed instructions on how to collect the sample.

Yeah, no, if I send it back to you, I'm just going to shit in the box and mail it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 27, 2024 02:24 PM (dGCAG)

102 Anyone else hear that KumalaLamaDingDong is going to build a wall now?

Posted by: I got the Roadhouse Blues at August 27, 2024 02:24 PM (O5hrI)

103 I didn't actually collect it, I just worried about it.
Posted by: ace at August 27, 2024 02:15 PM (KRtlO)

I did that for a while too.

And currently, the poop box sits on my back porch awaiting the trash or recycling bin.

Eventually concluded that I'm not sharing my DNA.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 27, 2024 02:24 PM (JCLJi)

104 TheTimes:

California’s TikTok generation must learn joined-up handwriting

US state is the latest to adopt rules that require cursive writing to be taught in schools

"joined-up" == "cursive" handwriting

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2024 02:24 PM (RHGPo)

105 Does anyone who's not firmly attached to neverTrumper ass actually respect Pierre Delecto?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 27, 2024 02:24 PM (FfSAJ)

106 >>hopefully, somewhere out in moab, with no water or food or communication devices or signaling devices or survival tools...

Moab is nice...
but the Wasatch has Mountain Lions.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2024 02:25 PM (xZQNu)

107 Ace is gonna make me rewatch the SNL Cologuard skit.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 27, 2024 02:25 PM (73voq)

108 I'm waiting to see who Lieutenant Vindman endorses before I make MY mind up. /i]

The chocolate cruller. Well...these 10 of them specifically.

Posted by: Field Marshal Vindman deciding on the breakfast OOB at August 27, 2024 02:25 PM (oZhjI)

109 101 Speaking of, I spent the morning worrying about collecting my stool sample and shipping it off for testing.
---------------
Did you pick it up from the clean end?

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 27, 2024 02:25 PM (FmapG)

110 "Remember, this is the guy who rolled into Twitter and day one fired half of the staff."

Let that sink in.

Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 02:25 PM (iFMeW)

111 78 >>>65 I just want Musk somewhere in Trump's administration.

he said he's like to serve, and suggested he be put in charge of "bureaucratic efficiency."

Remember, this is the guy who rolled into Twitter and day one fired half of the staff.
Posted by: ace at August 27, 2024 02:21 PM (KRtlO)

Oh to get drunk from the tears of the government employees who get fired.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 27, 2024 02:25 PM (N39Ws)

112 I'm not a cat.

I'm not going to shit in a box and have someone take it away for me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

113 >>>Eventually concluded that I'm not sharing my DNA.

It's either that or a stranger sticks a huge pipe up my butt.

I've fallen for that one before.

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2024 02:25 PM (KRtlO)

114 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton

When we elect @KamalaHarris as our next president alongside a Democratic Congress, we'll restore reproductive freedom across the country.

70 days to make it happen.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2024 02:25 PM (SdnVb)

115 DC is truly a "company town" and the only company in town is the federal government

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2024 02:26 PM (RHGPo)

116 Ah, the 200 advisors who all had “continuous bombing of Iraq” as a platform plank.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 27, 2024 02:26 PM (7PziG)

117 Guarantee everyone of those 200 still suck at the government teat, whether through NGOs, "think tanks" or backdoor MSM "work".

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 27, 2024 02:26 PM (CQ8KO)

118 >> Speaking of, I spent the morning worrying about collecting my stool sample and shipping it off for testing.

I thought the guy that did your shelving did the collecting for you?

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2024 02:26 PM (xZQNu)

119 It's like they say. There is nothing so tedious as humorless punctuation.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2024 02:23 PM (4DWWO)

You always leave them wanting more.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2024 02:26 PM (i24o9)

120 76 "Of course, we have plenty of honest, ideological disagreements with Vice President Harris and Gov. Walz. That's to be expected. The alternative, however, is simply untenable," the Republicans wrote.

Untenable. In what ways? Like massive giveaways to first time homebuyers - which pours gasoline on inflation and the housing market?

Like strictly focusing on "joy" and feelz with absolutely no substance?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at

They use these words and never give specifics. But honestly, if you are comfortable voting for socialists and communists, you were never really conservative to start.

Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2024 02:26 PM (pZEOD)

121 102 Anyone else hear that KumalaLamaDingDong is going to build a wall now?
Posted by: I got the Roadhouse Blues at August 27, 2024 02:24 PM (O5hrI)

Around the Whitehouse?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 27, 2024 02:26 PM (N39Ws)

122 "Eventually concluded that I'm not sharing my DNA.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question"

So I wondered about this. Are they really collecting DNA like this? How do they know if it's your DNA? What if you are a cannibal?

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2024 02:26 PM (vFG9F)

123 Moab is nice...
but the Wasatch has Mountain Lions.
Posted by: garrett

Uinta's as well. More hungry.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 27, 2024 02:26 PM (/U5Yz)

124 >>>It's either that or a stranger sticks a huge pipe up my butt.

Go on...

Posted by: Pete Buttgig at August 27, 2024 02:27 PM (Y1sOo)

125 As someone snarked on X:

200 former staffers of the last 3 literally Hitlers endorse Harris.

Big "get" there.

Who exactly do they think this endorsement convinces?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2024 02:27 PM (gH23d)

126 *this thread is going to turn into one big Buttigieg joke, isn't it...

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2024 02:27 PM (V13WU)

127 It's either that or a stranger sticks a huge pipe up my butt.

I've fallen for that one before.

Yeah, I fall for that at least weekly. Its always hey Barack is that your money that fell on the floor and then bam full on old school colon check

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 27, 2024 02:27 PM (oZhjI)

128 You shit on a stick and put it in a box and ship it off.

They collect your DNA and run some tests on your shit that may or may NOT tell you whether you have or are at risk of colon cancer.

"False positives AND negatives occur....."

Well, then f*ck right off with your test......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

129 125 Who exactly do they think this endorsement convinces?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2024 02:27 PM (gH23d)

=======

Mitch McConnell's chief of staff that he's on the right side of history.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 27, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

130 Yeah, I sometimes wonder what would've happened if NeverTrump had managed to coalesce around Ted Cruz early on instead of bouncing from Jeb! to Rubio (or whoever) until *finally* sighing and boosting Crus well after it would've nattered.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 27, 2024 02:23 PM (1Idb6)

Trump would still have beaten Cruz but it would have been harder. Crus isn't as personable and that's more important than it should be.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2024 02:27 PM (IUd0M)

131 I looked up the list of names and recognized two, 1) Mike Murphy the idiot campaign consultant who spent $100m+ to get JEB! a couple of votes and 2) the Troye woman who babbled at the DNC. Most of the idiots are involved in "communications" which tells me they are overeducated BS artists

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2024 02:24 PM (FkiTJ)

Yeah, it's a pathetic list. Funnier still is that they knew they had to goose the numbers to make it seem more prominent, and yet they still failed.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2024 02:27 PM (i24o9)

132 No way would I ever poop in a box and send it through the mail. Yuck.

Germaphobia exists for a reason.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 02:27 PM (v6JzV)

133 What do they call themselves, the Catamite Coalition? The Blowjob Bloc? Whores for Harris?

BTW, where are Goldberg and Nichols in all this. Between them, they could surely tip the scales.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 27, 2024 02:28 PM (1bNHn)

134 "No way would I ever poop in a box and send it through the mail."

My parole officer makes me say that every appointment.

Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 02:28 PM (iFMeW)

135 During the interview, Kennedy revealed that Trump was prepared to follow through on his promise but was talked out of it by none other than former CIA Director Mike Pompeo. According to RFK Jr., Pompeo “begged” Trump not to release the files [to declassify the remaining documents related to President John F. Kennedy’s assassination], warning that it would be a “catastrophe.”

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2024 02:28 PM (RHGPo)

136 >>>Former Bush, McCain, and Romney Staffers

When they left those positions, did they learn to code?

Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 02:28 PM (64Zez)

137 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton

When we elect @KamalaHarris as our next president alongside a Democratic Congress, we'll restore reproductive freedom across the country.

Yeah, Hillz, it sucks that, being denied "reproductive Freedom", you were forced to give birth to a toad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 02:29 PM (TADI7)

138 I didn't actually collect it, I just worried about it.

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2024 02:15 PM (KRtlO)

I decided to go with a TRT program. After that i may add steroids and some super boner stuff. Anything I'm forgetting? I mean at my age who cares. I'm gonna die cut, jacked, and pumped. Badda Bing! Oh, better buy a defibrillator.

Posted by: I got the Roadhouse Blues at August 27, 2024 02:29 PM (O5hrI)

139 >>No way would I ever poop in a box and send it through the mail. Yuck.

Pro Tip: Try a Pringles Can.

Posted by: Jack A. Blakeslee, Esquire at August 27, 2024 02:29 PM (xZQNu)

140 LeaRn tO CoDE

Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 02:29 PM (64Zez)

141 "Who exactly do they think this endorsement convinces?"

It might convince at least a few Dem's to vote Trump?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 27, 2024 02:29 PM (Cus5s)

142 So was coof testing a ginormous effort at collecting and studying the effects of various bioagents on DNA and certain lineages?

Or was that just me being paranoid.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2024 02:29 PM (4DWWO)

143 Yeah, Hillz, it sucks that, being denied "reproductive Freedom", you were forced to give birth to a toad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 02:29 PM (TADI7)

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2024 02:29 PM (IyPmt)

144 When are Karl and his buddy Georgie Porgie going to make the unexpected announcement that they too, are Never-Trumpers and would prefer the country go into the craapper forever than admit Trump may have some decent ideas?

Posted by: LASue at August 27, 2024 02:30 PM (Kcw7x)

145 BTW, where are Goldberg and Nichols in all this. Between them, they could surely tip the scales.

Why are my ears tingling?

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at the comic book shop after his wife said she needs some time with the guy they hire at August 27, 2024 02:30 PM (oZhjI)

146 >>>Eventually concluded that I'm not sharing my DNA.

It's either that or a stranger sticks a huge pipe up my butt.

I've fallen for that one before.

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2024 02:25 PM (KRtlO)

But enough about date night with Garrett.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2024 02:30 PM (i24o9)

147 @HillaryClinton

When we elect @KamalaHarris as our next president alongside a Democratic Congress, we'll restore reproductive freedom across the country.

*envisions*
*shudders*

Thank goodness for Webb Hubbell.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 27, 2024 02:31 PM (KBQMF)

148 It's either that or a stranger sticks a huge pipe up my butt.

I've fallen for that one before.
---
This is another Grinder story, isn't it?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2024 02:31 PM (gH23d)

149 I'm sure 200 is just the tip of the iceberg. Load them 200 in a plane and fly it into a mountain side.

Posted by: JROD at August 27, 2024 02:31 PM (IlL6s)

150 "as fake conservative neocon liberal warmongers flop their ugly bodies into the Democrat wallow."

I could have used a more vivid and cruel description of the ugly bodies. Just being honest, if a little nitpicky. *shrugs*

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 27, 2024 02:31 PM (DJ+8s)

151 So was coof testing a ginormous effort at collecting and studying the effects of various bioagents on DNA and certain lineages?

Or was that just me being paranoid.
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2024 02:29 PM (4DWWO)

Well, they just crashed a plane carrying 8 oncologists that were about to blow the lid off the 'turbo cancers' caused by the 'vaccine', so.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

152 This has me reconsidering so many of my assumptions about this election. I guess I really should go with Harris/Sugar Walz...

Posted by: No one. Ever, at August 27, 2024 02:31 PM (wGerL)

153 "Load them 200 in a plane and fly it into a mountain side."

In Ukraine so they can die as war heroes, fighting Putin.

Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 02:31 PM (iFMeW)

154 Hey Steve, you worked in the Bush White House, right?

Yeah, in the mail room.

Cool, sign this letter!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 27, 2024 02:32 PM (u73oe)

155 You shit on a stick and put it in a box and ship it off.

They collect your DNA and run some tests on your shit that may or may NOT tell you whether you have or are at risk of colon cancer.

"False positives AND negatives occur....."

Well, then f*ck right off with your test......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

The results have concluded that your shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2024 02:32 PM (i24o9)

156 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton

When we elect @KamalaHarris as our next president alongside a Democratic Congress, we'll restore reproductive freedom across the country.

Yeah, Hillz, it sucks that, being denied "reproductive Freedom", you were forced to give birth to a toad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 02:29 PM (TADI7)

Freedom -- for 50% of the people involved!

Posted by: LASue at August 27, 2024 02:32 PM (Kcw7x)

157 No way would I ever poop in a box and send it through the mail. Yuck.

Germaphobia exists for a reason.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024

***
It's all pretty seamless and hygenic, with a thick plastic internal bag into which you put the sample container, seal the bag, etc. And it's not USPS that picks it up . . .

. . . It's UPS. (Brown for the win!!)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 02:32 PM (J2vNu)

158 They just hate populists which means they hate the average American. If Trump, Kennedy or DeSantis were on board with coups and enriching contractors in foreign countries, they wouldn't give a shit about Trump's personality. I even remember them saying that DeSantis was even more of a danger because he was competent. The only time the media praised Trump was when he bombed Syria.

Posted by: ryukyu at August 27, 2024 02:32 PM (lmKVt)

159 Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2024 02:24 PM (RHGPo)

I despise cursive. I could never do it well, and mine was damn near unintelligible.

Moreover, once I learned to write Russian in cursive (which is still pretty unintelligible), I pretty much lost the ability to write cursive in English, except for my signature, which is the only time I ever use cursive now.

What a freaking waste of time cursive is.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 02:32 PM (v6JzV)

160 >warning that it would be a “catastrophe.”

and why is that, one wonders

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 02:32 PM (/7KEl)

161 @HillaryClinton

When we elect @KamalaHarris as our next president alongside a Democratic Congress, we'll restore reproductive freedom across the country.

.. she is as barren as the Sahara

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2024 02:32 PM (RHGPo)

162 Head of the FAA so we can get Starship perfected.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

I read an interview from a Boeing guy that worked on the Starliner project (he requested anonymity) and he said that when it was learned that Musk's SpaceX would be rescuing their astronauts in Feb. '25, they felt humiliated. He said that is was common practice to snark and deride Musk's space program around the halls of Boeing. Karma is a bitch.

Posted by: Cheri at August 27, 2024 02:32 PM (oiNtH)

163 22 If they are former staffers, who are they working for currently?
Posted by: Ribbed
--------
Lobbyists most likely. Email the list and photos to every single GOP officeholder 's staff on the Hill and tell them what douche nozzles these characters are and ask them what are they going to do about it.

Posted by: whig at August 27, 2024 02:33 PM (kW+z9)

164 Always nice when your enemies self-identify. Problem with Trump is, he doesn't seem to notice.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 27, 2024 02:33 PM (MZ+PY)

165 152 This has me reconsidering so many of my assumptions about this election. I guess I really should go with Harris/Sugar Walz...
Posted by: No one. Ever, at August 27, 2024 02:31 PM (wGerL)

FRONT-PAGE WORTHY
IMHO

Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 02:33 PM (64Zez)

166 What's more impact to the nation ? The opinion for sale of a politically connected Poli-Sci grad or a DMV employee out on disability?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 27, 2024 02:33 PM (wBaIH)

167 Yeah, it's a pathetic list. Funnier still is that they knew they had to goose the numbers to make it seem more prominent, and yet they still failed.
--'
A real "Who's Who of ... Who?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2024 02:33 PM (gH23d)

168 I could have used a more vivid and cruel description of the ugly bodies. Just being honest, if a little nitpicky. *shrugs*
Posted by: She Hobbit

"flopped their diseased, flabby, disgusting bodies"

Hope that helps!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 27, 2024 02:33 PM (4XwPj)

169 It's either that or a stranger sticks a huge pipe up my butt.
I've fallen for that one before.
Posted by: ace at August 27, 2024 02:25 PM (KRtlO)

*Big eyes*

Uh oh.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 27, 2024 02:34 PM (JCLJi)

170 Hmmm.. I wonder what constitutes "staff" and "aides."

Posted by: LASue at August 27, 2024 02:34 PM (Kcw7x)

171 So basically they're telling us what the CIA wants, which we already knew.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 27, 2024 02:34 PM (OyOhQ)

172 >>>It's all pretty seamless and hygenic, with a thick plastic internal bag into which you put the sample container, seal the bag, etc.

I got a discount version, it's a Ziploc bag and a stamp.

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2024 02:34 PM (KRtlO)

173 Trump proved one thing conclusively: The GOP has been giving it away for years.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 27, 2024 02:34 PM (Z8Yh2)

174 Boy, the Democrats sure hate kids, don't they? Abort them right into kindergarten, or fuck them before kindergarten.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 02:34 PM (pohLc)

175
I have to do the Telegraph arrest story

Telegram for Mongo!

Posted by: Nearby Sheriff at August 27, 2024 02:34 PM (63Dwl)

176
Over 200 previously identified losers, are still losers.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 27, 2024 02:34 PM (NtVYv)

177 'member when the Obama people were reading confidential stuff in the, what, scif?

Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 02:34 PM (64Zez)

178 RNC

Posted by: Please Donate at August 27, 2024 02:34 PM (592Pr)

179 "The GOP has been giving it away for years."

The husband is always the last to find out.

Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 02:34 PM (Ectld)

180 >>I got a discount version, it's a Ziploc bag and a stamp.

Did you never cover my case?

Posted by: Jack A. Blakeslee, Esquire at August 27, 2024 02:35 PM (xZQNu)

181 I got a discount version, it's a Ziploc bag and a stamp.
Posted by: ace at

Woah name brand Ziploc? that's fancy.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 27, 2024 02:35 PM (CIS44)

182 @HillaryClinton

When we elect @KamalaHarris as our next president alongside a Democratic Congress, we'll restore reproductive freedom across the country.

.. she is as barren as the Sahara
Posted by: SMOD

So tired of this worn out lie. Every woman in the US has reproductive freedom. They just want no limits and the taxpayers to foot the bill.

Posted by: Cheri at August 27, 2024 02:35 PM (oiNtH)

183 Yeah, Hillz, it sucks that, being denied "reproductive Freedom", you were forced to give birth to a toad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 02:29 PM (TADI7)

Dammit! Stifling guffaws at work is not easy.

And yes, I am working at work. Mostly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at August 27, 2024 02:35 PM (xPJvm)

184 You always leave them wanting more.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2024 02:26 PM (i24o9

LOL if you mean women and I think you do, then sadly yes

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2024 02:35 PM (4DWWO)

185 What if you are a cannibal?
Posted by: fd at August 27, 2024 02:26 PM (vFG9F)

Lol.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 27, 2024 02:35 PM (JCLJi)

186 A list of Owl Republicans.

Every time anyone sees their name, they say, "who?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2024 02:35 PM (gH23d)

187 Bill Kristol will explain to you why this is a big deal on rge next Conservative Convention Cruise to Progess. Reserve your cabin today for a nice cruise to Cuba.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 27, 2024 02:35 PM (xT7BI)

188 Remember when they called your boss Chimpy McHitler? Or the worst misogynist to ever misogyn, complete with binders? Yeah, let’s vote for them!

Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2024 02:35 PM (pZEOD)

189 I read an interview from a Boeing guy that worked on the Starliner project (he requested anonymity) and he said that when it was learned that Musk's SpaceX would be rescuing their astronauts in Feb. '25, they felt humiliated. He said that is was common practice to snark and deride Musk's space program around the halls of Boeing. Karma is a bitch.
Posted by: Cheri
---------
Boeing, Lockheed, etc. should be broken up into their constituent parts via federal contract requirements. All the blob assortment of conglomerates do is to create a publicly funded dysfunctional monopoly rather than creating a public morass like NASA for funds.

Posted by: whig at August 27, 2024 02:35 PM (kW+z9)

190 After Trump wins and starts the forced deportations, he should open the worlds largest ~~detainment~~ fun camp in Crawford Texas. Install the largest PA system in history and alert all the attendees when breakfast, lunch, and dinner start. Reville every morning and taps at night at 160db.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 27, 2024 02:35 PM (/U5Yz)

191 It's all pretty seamless and hygenic, with a thick plastic internal bag into which you put the sample container, seal the bag, etc.
*
I got a discount version, it's a Ziploc bag and a stamp.
Posted by: ace at August 27, 2024

***
I heard this first in a Woody Allen voice, and then a second time in a Don Rickles voice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 02:35 PM (J2vNu)

192 WOOWEE somebody been eatin' cabbage.

Posted by: the mailman at August 27, 2024 02:36 PM (vFG9F)

193 You always leave them wanting more.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2024 02:26 PM (i24o9

I always leave them wanting to know what just happened......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

194 >>You always leave them wanting more.

Flounder just puts the toilet paper from the first wipe in the box.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2024 02:36 PM (xZQNu)

195 What a freaking waste of time cursive is.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 02:32 PM (v6JzV)

I am of the same mind. My cursive is all but illegible. I find it faster and better to print, in lower case. I can read it, and so can most others, although mostly my notes are for my own use.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 02:36 PM (TADI7)

196 Well, 200 more traitors have outed themselves.

They'll be welcomed with open arms by the commies and once the commies take power, the turncoats meet with the usual fate of useful idiot quislings.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 27, 2024 02:36 PM (tT6L1)

197 How do they know if it's your DNA? What if you are a cannibal?
Posted by: fd at August 27, 2024 02:26 PM (vFG9F)

anyone thought to ask Bob?

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 27, 2024 02:36 PM (nXhwP)

198 Bullshit, you have no ideological disagreements with the Democrats.

Perhaps only in the realm of how many guys to be cucked by...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2024 02:36 PM (ynpvh)

199 Dammit, he got Kennedy to endorse him! Who we got?

Umm, the assistant to the deputy communications director for the McCain campaign.

Perfect!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 27, 2024 02:36 PM (u73oe)

200 160 >warning that it would be a “catastrophe.”

and why is that, one wonders
Posted by: Don Black
========
The money for their grifting runs out.

Posted by: whig at August 27, 2024 02:36 PM (kW+z9)

201 t's either that or a stranger sticks a huge pipe up my butt.
I've fallen for that one before.
Posted by: ace at August 27, 2024 02:25 PM (KRtlO)

So Ace is playing Piper Perri in a documentary about the meme?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 27, 2024 02:36 PM (NqGS/)

202 200

Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 02:37 PM (64Zez)

203 I got a discount version, it's a Ziploc bag and a stamp.
Posted by: ace at August 27, 2024 02:34 PM (KRtlO)

YoloGuard

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 27, 2024 02:37 PM (xA1MS)

204 The people who have helped the uniparty destroy America endorse Kamala, what a surprise.

Posted by: Drew in MO at August 27, 2024 02:37 PM (uCWuL)

205 Shrillery and her faacist buds just can't bear it that we get to decide something that they can't control. You don't like Texas's stance on abortion? Move to California.

Posted by: LASue at August 27, 2024 02:37 PM (Kcw7x)

206 186-That is very funny, except that I like owls, not turncoat Republicans.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2024 02:37 PM (dTTBf)

207 154 Hey Steve, you worked in the Bush White House, right?

Yeah, in the mail room.

Cool, sign this letter!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 27, 2024 02:32 PM (u73oe)

Looked at the list. You're.....not wrong.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 27, 2024 02:37 PM (LxER7)

208

LOL

At home, another four years of Donald Trump’s chaotic leadership, this time focused on advancing the dangerous goals of Project 2025, will hurt real, everyday people and weaken our sacred institutions. Abroad, democratic movements will be irreparably jeopardized as Trump and his acolyte JD Vance kowtow to dictators like Vladimir Putin while turning their backs on our allies. We can’t let that happen.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 27, 2024 02:37 PM (et1vG)

209 I think Harris's "joy" is, rather, a form of borderline hysteria stemming from a deep-seated inferiority complex and a constant fear that everyone suspects she is a halfwit.

Posted by: Paco at August 27, 2024 02:38 PM (njExo)

210 >> I got a discount version, it's a Ziploc bag and a stamp.

...if you had said .25 cent Stamp I'd have declared you the ThreadWinner.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2024 02:38 PM (xZQNu)

211 Ace, I think you should do a post on that Brit guy who died when his luxury yacht got pounded by a "waterspout." Hinky stuff there. The guy and his business partner were both prosecuted by the DOJ, but beat the rap. But within a day or two of each other both were dead.

Mark Steyn's got a post about it at his website.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 02:38 PM (v6JzV)

212 You know, I do not love that. The last time, Trump had Chris Christie and other Regime liberals pick his staff, and that turned out disastrously.

Trump screwed up. He picked republicans then.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 27, 2024 02:38 PM (m5o7j)

213 197 How do they know if it's your DNA? What if you are a cannibal?

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2024 02:26 PM (vFG9F)

anyone thought to ask Bob?

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 27, 2024 02:36 PM (nXhwP)

You rang?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 27, 2024 02:38 PM (O5hrI)

214 All this scatalogical talk is gonna lure Boulder Toilet Hobo in.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2024 02:38 PM (gH23d)

215 Remember when they called your boss Chimpy McHitler? Or the worst misogynist to ever misogyn, complete with binders? Yeah, let’s vote for them!
Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2024 02:35 PM (pZEOD)

You don't think these principled conservatives were traitors all along, do you?

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2024 02:38 PM (4DWWO)

216 > I decided to go with a TRT program.

After I lost a testicle to cancer, I went though the process of going to an endocrinologist to see if I needed TRT. She made me do several blood samples, MRI scan, multiple office visits, the works. After several months she tells me I'm low normal and she won't prescribe. But don't worry, you can come back in a couple of years and do the whole thing over again.

So I went to a local GP and asked for TRT. After a single blood test and a single office visit, he prescribed a low dose. I stick a needle in my thigh every couple of weeks.

The difference was obvious and good. I'm still salty about that endocrinologist.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 27, 2024 02:38 PM (Odg76)

217 Tulsi Gabbard and RFKJr. are joining Trump's transition team.

Transition team means something different at Childrens Hospitals...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2024 02:38 PM (ynpvh)

218 >>> 135 During the interview, Kennedy revealed that Trump was prepared to follow through on his promise but was talked out of it by none other than former CIA Director Mike Pompeo. According to RFK Jr., Pompeo "begged" Trump not to release the files [to declassify the remaining documents related to President John F. Kennedy's assassination], warning that it would be a "catastrophe."
Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2024 02:28 PM (RHGPo)

Whoever it would be a 'catastrophe' for, most likely deserves it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 27, 2024 02:38 PM (FnneF)

219 Dammit, he got Kennedy to endorse him! Who we got?

Umm, the assistant to the deputy communications director for the McCain campaign.

Perfect!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 27, 2024 02:36 PM (u73oe)

Some dude from McCain country who thinks Trump is a bad orange man.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2024 02:38 PM (i24o9)

220 what a lie 'reproductive freedom' is

it's all about not reproducing, by any means necessary

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 02:38 PM (/7KEl)

221 173 Trump proved one thing conclusively: The GOP has been giving it away for years.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen

OF course they have. The Bushes with their GOPe accomplices turned a center right republic of Reagan into the GloboHomo quagmire filled with dying states.

Posted by: whig at August 27, 2024 02:39 PM (kW+z9)

222 This is a pretty big deal...

Posted by: 51 Intelligence Officials at August 27, 2024 02:39 PM (1FWWQ)

223 >>> 142 So was coof testing a ginormous effort at collecting and studying the effects of various bioagents on DNA and certain lineages?

Or was that just me being paranoid.
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2024 02:29 PM (4DWWO)

I can't think of *anything* that would surprise me at this point.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 27, 2024 02:40 PM (FnneF)

224 OT-This is a terrible story

Military parents lose custody of autistic 16 year old son for not wanting him to transition. He's now living with some weirdo hospital chaplain "Lavender" who is "non binary"
Gateway Pundit story:

https://tinyurl.com/4rs85kxy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2024 02:40 PM (dTTBf)

225 Why do we think the scumbags who worked for Bush, Romney and McCain who now admit they are scumbags, could only be "low level" staffers?

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2024 02:40 PM (4DWWO)

226 They're members of the Uniparty.

Always have been.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 27, 2024 02:40 PM (uxCna)

227 I think one of the first things a Trump administration should do is review the list of those out there with security clearance.

Make changes......lots and lots of changes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

228 Whoever it would be a 'catastrophe' for, most likely deserves it.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
=========
Catastrophic to the Dept of State, FBI, Secret Service and the CIA most likely. Probably a foreign partner agency exposed as well.

Time for a Truth and Reconciliation Committee.

Posted by: whig at August 27, 2024 02:40 PM (kW+z9)

229 UniParty is Real (tm).

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 27, 2024 02:40 PM (8dPnJ)

230 194 >>You always leave them wanting more.

Flounder just puts the toilet paper from the first wipe in the box.
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2024 02:36 PM (xZQNu)

Why not just give them your underwear? Get 3 tests done that way.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 27, 2024 02:40 PM (N39Ws)

231 I think Harris's "joy" is, rather, a form of borderline hysteria stemming from a deep-seated inferiority complex and a constant fear that everyone suspects she is a halfwit.

Actually it's way more banal. The WEF has a propaganda document about how "joyful" it will be to live in a box and eet zee boogs. Yes, they specifically use the word "joy" and variants of it.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 27, 2024 02:40 PM (NqGS/)

232 “Joy” is cover for inebriation and uncontrolled cackling.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 27, 2024 02:40 PM (7PziG)

233 I'm totally supportive of Mitt Romney, and will vote for whomever he endorses.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at August 27, 2024 02:41 PM (a3Q+t)

234 You know, I do not love that. The last time, Trump had Chris Christie and other Regime liberals pick his staff, and that turned out disastrously.
---
Counterpoint: You don't expect (well used to) Republicans to undermine.
Whereas an open Democrat's reco will get more scrutiny

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2024 02:41 PM (gH23d)

235 it's their party and they cry if they want to

because trump and the voters stole it

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 27, 2024 02:41 PM (CWTWj)

236 the staffers are all REMFs and go-fers

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 02:41 PM (/7KEl)

237 What a freaking waste of time cursive is.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 02:32 PM (v6JzV)

I am of the same mind. My cursive is all but illegible. I find it faster and better to print, in lower case. I can read it, and so can most others, although mostly my notes are for my own use.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I have excellent penmanship, when I put the effort in. I don't usually bother. I print almost everything except my signature.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 27, 2024 02:41 PM (4XwPj)

238 >>> 151
==
Well, they just crashed a plane carrying 8 oncologists that were about to blow the lid off the 'turbo cancers' caused by the 'vaccine', so.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

I missed this. Link please??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 27, 2024 02:41 PM (FnneF)

239 Megyn Kelly
@megynkelly
The campaign claims she is going to give an interview but not solo - it will be w/Walz, her Emotional Support Governor.

-
Now, an emotional support teddy bear I could see but could you rely on Tampon Timmy to have your back?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 02:41 PM (L/fGl)

240 "Happy happy, joy joy,
Happy happy, joy joy . . ."

Posted by: This Could Go On for a While at August 27, 2024 02:42 PM (J2vNu)

241 Trump proved one thing conclusively: The GOP has been giving it away for years.

The Three Bedrock Principles of True Conservatism:

1) Endless wars
2) Unlimited immigration
3) Lower corporate income tax rates

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 27, 2024 02:42 PM (uxCna)

242 223 >>> 142 So was coof testing a ginormous effort at collecting and studying the effects of various bioagents on DNA and certain lineages?

Or was that just me being paranoid.
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2024 02:29 PM (4DWWO)

I can't think of *anything* that would surprise me at this point.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 27, 2024 02:40 PM (FnneF)

My disease is one nobody else in my family has (except my kids). My mom was doused by a crop duster when she was pregnant with me, so whatever was being sprayed could have been mutagenic. And yes, I'm the brown spitting image of my Dad...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2024 02:42 PM (ynpvh)

243 239 Megyn Kelly
@megynkelly
The campaign claims she is going to give an interview but not solo - it will be w/Walz, her Emotional Support Governor.

-
Now, an emotional support teddy bear I could see but could you rely on Tampon Timmy to have your back?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 02:41 PM (L/fGl)

emotional support ANIMAL
rrawr!

Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 02:42 PM (64Zez)

244 I suppose it never occurs to the people who pretend that they just want to "right the ship of conservatism" that having the previous leaders of the party who swore that they were "severe conservatives" jump ship and fly the Jolly Roger doesn't inspire the base to listen to the new and remaining crop of moderate but "severe" conservatives when they counsel self-sabotage in the face of an onslaught to what conservatives hold dear. Do they really not think that we remember the rallying cry "let's not die on this hill" with a promised strategic retreat to another hill before the process was repeated ad infinitum?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at August 27, 2024 02:42 PM (ssz2a)

245 Whats the Cliffnotes version? I see Steyn has a busy website. I'm sure it's there - but I can't find it within a few minutes I'm not going to dig too deep.

It would be reasonable to think a ship might be sunk in a hurricane or whatever it was. It does happen.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2024 02:43 PM (Nuidk)

246 209 I think Harris's "joy" is, rather, a form of borderline hysteria stemming from a deep-seated inferiority complex and a constant fear that everyone suspects she is a halfwit.
Posted by: Paco at August 27, 2024 02:38 PM (njExo)
'Not dumb like everybody says.....'

Posted by: Eromero at August 27, 2024 02:43 PM (LHPAg)

247 Tulsa and RFK Jr.

I think they'll do decent on the transition.

Christie needed a job and wanted to keep open NeverTrump and/or Democrat opportunities. He was ALWAYS playing both sides.

RFK doesn't need money and both will not be invited back in Democrat Grace's.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 27, 2024 02:43 PM (FxH7T)

248 Flounder just puts the toilet paper from the first wipe in the box.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2024 02:36 PM (xZQNu)

I am frugal that way.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2024 02:43 PM (i24o9)

249 224 OT-This is a terrible story

Military parents lose custody of autistic 16 year old son for not wanting him to transition. He's now living with some weirdo hospital chaplain "Lavender" who is "non binary"
Gateway Pundit story:

https://tinyurl.com/4rs85kxy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2024 02:40 PM (dTTBf)

There is a rapidly decreasing number of options available to fight back away from this garbage. Those that remain are not pleasant at all.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 27, 2024 02:43 PM (N39Ws)

250 Former staffers of 2 losers and a shrub.

Posted by: Dave's not here, man at August 27, 2024 02:43 PM (raPis)

251 I can't think of *anything* that would surprise me at this point.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 27, 2024 02:40 PM

The Horde abandoning their love for .45 ACP, and totally embracing 9mm?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2024 02:43 PM (a3Q+t)

252 Military parents lose custody of autistic 16 year old son for not wanting him to transition. He's now living with some weirdo hospital chaplain "Lavender" who is "non binary"
Gateway Pundit story:

https://tinyurl.com/4rs85kxy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2024 02:40 PM (dTTBf)

Like I said before, kidnap the child and flee to Russia, maybe by way of Cuba. When DJT becomes President again, he can issue a pardon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 02:44 PM (TADI7)

253 There is a big difference to being on the transition team like these two are, and being in charge like Cristie was.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 27, 2024 02:44 PM (7PziG)

254 243 239 Megyn Kelly
@megynkelly
The campaign claims she is going to give an interview but not solo - it will be w/Walz, her Emotional Support Governor.

-
Now, an emotional support teddy bear I could see but could you rely on Tampon Timmy to have your back?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 02:41 PM (L/fGl)

emotional support ANIMAL
rrawr!
Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 02:42 PM (64Zez)

Our enemies must be shaking in their boots.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 27, 2024 02:44 PM (N39Ws)

255 251 I can't think of *anything* that would surprise me at this point.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 27, 2024 02:40 PM

The Horde abandoning their love for .45 ACP, and totally embracing 9mm?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2024 02:43 PM (a3Q+t)

or the crossbow/longbow debate being settled.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2024 02:44 PM (ynpvh)

256 "Don't worry, be happy . . ."

Posted by: B. McFerrin at August 27, 2024 02:44 PM (J2vNu)

257 Trump proved one thing conclusively: The GOP has been giving it away for years.
---
200 long time staffers get fired from the RNC, and suddenly the Republicans are:
Filing and winning lawsuits (before the election!)
Cleaning up voter rolls
Registering voters
Doing new media outreach

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2024 02:44 PM (gH23d)

258 Join the Marxists and pick up your winnings

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2024 02:44 PM (fwDg9)

259 Military parents lose custody of autistic 16 year old son for not wanting him to transition. He's now living with some weirdo hospital chaplain "Lavender" who is "non binary"

The Gay Military: if you aren't gay, they'll make you gay.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 27, 2024 02:44 PM (NqGS/)

260 >>I can't think of *anything* that would surprise me at this point.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 27, 2024 02:40 PM

Ace. Send your ColoGuard sample to this guy.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2024 02:44 PM (xZQNu)

261 257 200 long time staffers get fired from the RNC, and suddenly the Republicans are:
Filing and winning lawsuits (before the election!)
Cleaning up voter rolls
Registering voters
Doing new media outreach
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2024 02:44 PM (gH23d)

=======

Hush, you.

I need to keep my pessimism alive and well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 27, 2024 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

262 Dana Perino must be in conflict now. Is she still around anyway?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 27, 2024 02:45 PM (/U5Yz)

263 "Happy happy, joy joy,
Happy happy, joy joy . . ."
Posted by: This Could Go On
_________

Ah yes, Stinky Wizzleteats.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 27, 2024 02:45 PM (Dm8we)

264
I missed this. Link please??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 27, 2024 02:41 PM (FnneF)

https://is.gd/7io1Xh

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

265 The GOP isn't an airport - you don't need to announce departures.

Posted by: bittergeek at August 27, 2024 02:45 PM (3SsGZ)

266 260 >>I can't think of *anything* that would surprise me at this point.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 27, 2024 02:40 PM

Ace. Send your ColoGuard sample to this guy.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2024 02:44 PM (xZQNu)

Obligatory:
https://youtu.be/Mu12X2cu6Y0

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2024 02:46 PM (ynpvh)

267 bonhomme
-------

Endocrinologists by and large don't know shit, and certainly not about Testosterone.

I heard a story (genuinely) of a guy who had many symptoms of low T, including but not limited to a depleted sex drive, and his genius female endocrinologist when he mentioned it, told him he was healthy in his early 20's and just needed better partners.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2024 02:46 PM (4DWWO)

268 "Oh I totally disagree with the Democrats. I just endorse every single Democrat in every single race. But boy oh boy, believe me, I'm totally opposed to their socialist groomer agenda!"

Like Colin Powell, who constantly explained what a good Republican he was while voting Democrat in four straight Presidential elections.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 27, 2024 02:46 PM (uxCna)

269 Those that remain are not pleasant at all.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 27, 2024 02:43 PM (N39Ws)

They will be just.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2024 02:46 PM (i24o9)

270 211 Ace, I think you should do a post on that Brit guy who died when his luxury yacht got pounded by a "waterspout." Hinky stuff there. The guy and his business partner were both prosecuted by the DOJ, but beat the rap. But within a day or two of each other both were dead.

Mark Steyn's got a post about it at his website.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
------
The tycoon that owned the yacht was in bed with British intel as well.

I see a lot of people around that poo poo conspiracy theses but willingly accept some balderdash about a hypothetical waterspout that was never seen that sank a mega yacht.

The last twenty years have more or less made me skeptical of everything simply because of the absurd lies that the regimes tell us when they cannot smother the story altogether like Las Vegas and Paddock.

I am old enough to remember Baghdad Bob, the late Soviet Union, and other absurdities and it is easy enough to apply that knowledge to the pap our Deep State tries to feed voters via their complicit media partners.

Posted by: whig at August 27, 2024 02:46 PM (kW+z9)

271 I'm not sure the, we have to destroy conservatism to save conservatism is supposed to work, but I don't think these guys were ever fooling anyone.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2024 02:46 PM (XV/Pl)

272 There was a famous rich fellow, can't remember the name, but it was a cause of conjecture in the 1930s. Kind of like Judge Crater legend, or where they buried that union labor leader.

Something something about, he just went back to take a piss. He didn't come back. It sort of looked he used the wrong door and watch out, that first step is a doozy. Others thought no, he was thrown overboard maybe, that kind of thing. Yeesh.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2024 02:46 PM (Nuidk)

273 You people who do the shit-in-a-box thing really piss me off.

Posted by: Wesley the Porch Pirate at August 27, 2024 02:47 PM (Y1sOo)

274 We've lost Bush/Romney/McCain stooges?

OH NOOOOOOOOO

Anyway...

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at August 27, 2024 02:47 PM (DBZuM)

275 I heard a story (genuinely) of a guy who had many symptoms of low T, including but not limited to a depleted sex drive, and his genius female endocrinologist when he mentioned it, told him he was healthy in his early 20's and just needed better partners.
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2024

***
Did he try that advice, and did it work?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 02:47 PM (J2vNu)

276 The GOP isn't an airport - you don't need to announce departures.
Posted by: bittergeek at August 27, 2024 02:45 PM

Bus stations are generally more productive, IYKWWMAITYD.

Posted by: GOPe toetappers at August 27, 2024 02:47 PM (a3Q+t)

277 the best way to get a new house is to let the enemy burn it down with you tied up in the basement. letting the dems add four lefties to the supreme court is clearly the way to conserve conservatism and raise money for consultants.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 27, 2024 02:47 PM (CWTWj)

278 OK, who shit in the box?

Posted by: Garfield at August 27, 2024 02:47 PM (N39Ws)

279 It would be reasonable to think a ship might be sunk in a hurricane or whatever it was. It does happen.

While the other defendant was run over by a car and killed the same day.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 27, 2024 02:47 PM (uxCna)

280 I remember back before the left cancelled Ellen for being mean, they tried to cancel her for being friendly with W at a sporting event.

Maybe this is Ellen's big chance to scissor her way back into their good graces!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 27, 2024 02:48 PM (KbCG3)

281 My disease is one nobody else in my family has (except my kids). My mom was doused by a crop duster when she was pregnant with me, so whatever was being sprayed could have been mutagenic. And yes, I'm the brown spitting image of my Dad...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2024 02:42 PM (ynpvh)
I believe most cancer is environmental or inherited.

Posted by: Eromero at August 27, 2024 02:48 PM (LHPAg)

282 Mark Steyn on the yacht sinking:

https://www.steynonline.com/14570/
asleep-in-the-deep-state

Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 02:48 PM (64Zez)

283 There was a famous rich fellow, can't remember the name, but it was a cause of conjecture in the 1930s. Kind of like Judge Crater legend, or where they buried that union labor leader.

Something something about, he just went back to take a piss. He didn't come back. It sort of looked he used the wrong door and watch out, that first step is a doozy. Others thought no, he was thrown overboard maybe, that kind of thing. Yeesh.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2024

***
The words "Bahamas" and "jewelry" come to mind, but I don't know why.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 02:48 PM (J2vNu)

284 I missed this. Link please??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 27, 2024 02:41 PM (FnneF)

https://is.gd/7io1Xh
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
__________

Surely they wrote down their findings somewhere.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 27, 2024 02:48 PM (Dm8we)

285 The Horde abandoning their love for .45 ACP, and totally embracing 9mm?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
----------
Can't we all compromise and get along with a 40 Short and Weak.

Posted by: whig at August 27, 2024 02:48 PM (kW+z9)

286 Hey, wtf ever happened to Max Boot? Remember that a..hole that also left the GOP countless times?

Posted by: anon at August 27, 2024 02:48 PM (RqMDa)

287 way way wait

Kamala will only do the interview if Timmy is there to hold her hand?

wtf is with these people

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 02:48 PM (/7KEl)

288 286 Hey, wtf ever happened to Max Boot? Remember that a..hole that also left the GOP countless times?
Posted by: anon at August 27, 2024 02:48 PM (RqMDa)

======

His wife was outed as a spy for South Korea.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 27, 2024 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

289 281 My disease is one nobody else in my family has (except my kids). My mom was doused by a crop duster when she was pregnant with me, so whatever was being sprayed could have been mutagenic. And yes, I'm the brown spitting image of my Dad...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2024 02:42 PM (ynpvh)
I believe most cancer is environmental or inherited.

Posted by: Eromero at August 27, 2024 02:48 PM (LHPAg)

I guess virii are environmental, so you covered it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2024 02:49 PM (ynpvh)

290 "The campaign claims she is going to give an interview but not solo - it will be w/Walz, her Emotional Support Governor."

Emotional Support Governor. That is a good phrase.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2024 02:49 PM (dTTBf)

291 Kamala will only do the interview if Timmy is there to hold her hand?

wtf is with these people
Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024

***
Ain't nothin' like a Stronk Empowered Woman

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 02:49 PM (J2vNu)

292 This is the same crew who put Michael Steele at the head of the RNC, so who could have seen this coming?

"Controlled opposition" is somewhat accurate but doesn't quite capture the sycophancy.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 27, 2024 02:49 PM (KSNKu)

293 Guess I never thought about it too much, but the ocean never tells her tales, I'm sure many "inconvenient" people have ended up over the side during the course of many centuries.

Another more obscure Kennedy, to younger people, was Joe jr., who on a mission during World War II was trying to deliver some automated bomb-plane thing where he was going to bale out at the last minute. Something like that. He didn't make it out before it blew up. Naturally some people whispered they thought he was blown up on purpose, etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2024 02:50 PM (Nuidk)

294 and his genius female endocrinologist when he mentioned it, told him he was healthy in his early 20's and just needed better partners.
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2024 02:46 PM (4DWWO)

I think I saw this movie. She winks, says "like me", and starts to unbutton her top ...

Posted by: spindrift at August 27, 2024 02:50 PM (OguvZ)

295 The only new announcement that Kinzinger can make that he hasn't made already concerning his policy preferences is to finally admit he likes the taste of dick.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 27, 2024 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

296 The words "Bahamas" and "jewelry" come to mind, but I don't know why.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 02:48 PM (J2vNu)

I was thinking Rudolf Diesel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 02:50 PM (TADI7)

297 One thing I found instructive listening to the Tucker-RFK Interview:

From RFK's meeting with Trump, Trump indicated that he fucking hates the neocons and referred to them I believe as

"war mongering motherfucker faggot pigs"

I could be mistaken, but I identify as being correct

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at August 27, 2024 02:50 PM (DBZuM)

298 if she's in the SitRoom at 3am as the missiles close in, will she have her binkie and her wubbie?

TIMMY!

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 02:50 PM (/7KEl)

299 34 Willowed: Trump's response to Harris's "I'm speaking" should be "no you're babbling and cackling , stop it"
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2024

***
Yes!

Alternate: "Yeah, you're speaking. But you're not saying anything."

Posted by: Mr. Barky at August 27, 2024 02:50 PM (QH6yF)

300 It can't be pointed out enough that Democrat policies are so popular the Democrats sidelined the biggest advantage--bigger than money and endorsements combined:
Incumbency

No Air Force One landing in your town.
No Presidential motorcade.
No bully pulpit.
None of that pomp.

Just the GiggleCunt flicking joy, joy joyous.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2024 02:50 PM (gH23d)

301 Hey, wtf ever happened to Max Boot? Remember that a..hole that also left the GOP countless times?
Posted by: anon at August 27, 2024

***
He traveled to Australia to buy a better hat, and a Tasmanian Devil got him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 02:50 PM (J2vNu)

302 My mom was doused by a crop duster when she was pregnant with me
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

What cool superpowers do you have?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 02:50 PM (v6JzV)

303 If assholes could fly, the GOP would be an airport.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 27, 2024 02:51 PM (4XwPj)

304 >>I believe most cancer is environmental or inherited.

I'm no Doctor...but, I have long been convinced that the majority of endemic disease is the result of the success of medicine carrying forward the genetics of those who should have failed at living to reproductive viability.

Weak Genes aren't supposed to be successful.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2024 02:51 PM (xZQNu)

305 Ace, point of contention:

These people aren't democrats. They're not republicans. They're the uniparty. One body in service to itself.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 27, 2024 02:51 PM (KbCG3)

306 TIMMAH!!

Posted by: TIMMAH!! at August 27, 2024 02:51 PM (xPJvm)

307 In other words: They are ~~Democrats.~~ getting kickbacks from Big Pharma and Industrial Military Complex.

sounds like a bunch of scaredy cats

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 27, 2024 02:51 PM (UY/c0)

308 "I Feel That A Recession Is Going To Hit The US" - Dallas, Richmond, & Philly Fed Surveys Slump

Our data supports the thesis that consumer spending is paring back materially. We will start seeing significant negative impacts to our business if spending continues to decline at the current rate through the end of the year. We are very concerned that the Federal Reserve has waited too long to trim rates and that by the time any future cuts begin impacting the economy, consumer spending will be at recession levels.

It's curious that news headlines say inflation is going down, but in the design and construction industry, we have not seen prices going down.

Costs continue to rise while pressure from customers and prospects to decrease prices is continually increasing.

"Honestly, I do not think this economy can withstand the ravages of what it has experienced since 2021..."

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2024 02:51 PM (RHGPo)

309 Did he try that advice, and did it work?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 02:47 PM (J2vNu)

He was incensed and never saw her again.

Very often it is misdiagnosed as depression. So they give otherwise healthy men drugs for depression and they wreck their sex drive forever and don't cure the depression because it's being caused by low-T. Abominable.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2024 02:51 PM (4DWWO)

310 294 and his genius female endocrinologist when he mentioned it, told him he was healthy in his early 20's and just needed better partners.
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2024 02:46 PM (4DWWO)

I think I saw this movie. She winks, says "like me", and starts to unbutton her top ...
Posted by: spindrift at August 27, 2024 02:50 PM (OguvZ)

Sure, close your eyes and you can picture a beautiful woman. Open them and you see Helen Thomas look-a-like.

Posted by: Garfield at August 27, 2024 02:52 PM (N39Ws)

311 304 I'm no Doctor...but, I have long been convinced that the majority of endemic disease is the result of the success of medicine carrying forward the genetics of those who should have failed at living to reproductive viability.

Weak Genes aren't supposed to be successful.
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2024 02:51 PM (xZQNu)

Similar to DEI.

Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 02:52 PM (64Zez)

312
kamala: "I'm speaking!"
Trump: "No one cares."

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2024 02:52 PM (/7KEl)

313 The words "Bahamas" and "jewelry" come to mind, but I don't know why.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 02:48 PM (J2vNu)
*
I was thinking Rudolf Diesel.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024

***
"Harry" Something? Not Carey the actor or his son, but "Harry ___________"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 02:52 PM (J2vNu)

314 302 My mom was doused by a crop duster when she was pregnant with me
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

What cool superpowers do you have?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 02:50 PM (v6JzV)

Um...the ability to develop tons of cysts in my kidneys and liver?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2024 02:53 PM (ynpvh)

315 Speaking about it being about the vibe Harris needs to endorse a vibratory.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 27, 2024 02:53 PM (FfSAJ)

316 It is increasingly looking like the U.S. has lost its position of strength in geopolitics, and the vacuum is encouraging war and violence, which pose significant risk to international trade and reduce opportunities for U.S. companies. Anti-business, tax and spend rhetoric is not conducive for long-term investments and is going to further reduce U.S. business competitiveness especially against China’s government-supported industries and firms.

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2024 02:53 PM (RHGPo)

317 No U.S. Navy Aircraft Carriers Deployed in the Pacific
The deployment of the USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN 72) from 7th Fleet to 5th Fleet has left the United States with no deployed carriers in the Pacific Ocean, at a time when they are needed most.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 27, 2024 02:53 PM (/U5Yz)

318 The Horde abandoning their love for .45 ACP, and totally embracing 9mm?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
----------
Can't we all compromise and get along with a 40 Short and Weak.
Posted by: whig at August 27, 2024 02:48 PM (kW+z9)

Since the ME is the same for both, I guess your .45 short and weak is really weak compared to my .44 mag.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 02:53 PM (pohLc)

319 "More Than 200 Former Bush, McCain, and Romney Staffers"

Well, how many staffers did Bush, McCain, and Romney have over the years? These guys were in politics for combined like 100 years. I'm betting there are thousands and thousands of former staffers.

So getting 200 to endorse a Democrap? Meh. You could probably get 25 to endorse licking the straw off a horse's asshole.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 27, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

320 301 Hey, wtf ever happened to Max Boot? Remember that a..hole that also left the GOP countless times?
Posted by: anon at August 27, 2024

***
He traveled to Australia to buy a better hat, and a Tasmanian Devil got him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 02:50 PM (J2vNu)

Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

Posted by: Train at August 27, 2024 02:53 PM (VGRuw)

321 Guess I never thought about it too much, but the ocean never tells her tales, I'm sure many "inconvenient" people have ended up over the side during the course of many centuries.

Harold Holt, the Prime Minister of Australia, went for a swim on vacation in 1967 and was never seen again.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 27, 2024 02:53 PM (uxCna)

322 Sir Harry Oakes?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 02:53 PM (J2vNu)

323 So they give otherwise healthy men drugs for depression and they wreck their sex drive forever and don't cure the depression because it's being caused by low-T.

The part where depressing the marriage and birth rates is entirely compatible with the globalists' stated agenda is just a coincidence, I'm sure.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 27, 2024 02:54 PM (NqGS/)

324 305 Ace, point of contention:

These people aren't democrats. They're not republicans. They're the uniparty. One body in service to itself.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 27, 2024 02:51 PM (KbCG3)

So sorta like catdog, except assholes on each end, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2024 02:54 PM (ynpvh)

325 Alternate: "Yeah, you're speaking. But you're not saying anything."
Posted by: Mr. Barky at August 27, 2024 02:50 PM (QH6yF)

Better: "No...you're lying. Quit lying to the American people. They deserve better."

Posted by: Boswell at August 27, 2024 02:54 PM (K+UlC)

326 What cool superpowers do you have?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 02:50 PM (v6JzV)

Um...the ability to develop tons of cysts in my kidneys and liver?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Yeesh. I'm sorry. Sounds awful.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 02:54 PM (v6JzV)

327 Since the ME is the same for both, I guess your .45 short and weak is really weak compared to my .44 mag.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 02:53 PM (pohLc)

(snickers)

Posted by: 454 Casull at August 27, 2024 02:54 PM (N39Ws)

328 325 305 Ace, point of contention:

These people aren't democrats. They're not republicans. They're the uniparty. One body in service to itself.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 27, 2024 02:51 PM (KbCG3)

So sorta like catdog, except assholes on each end, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2024 02:54 PM (ynpvh)

Yes. Assholes that both spew and eat shit.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 27, 2024 02:54 PM (KbCG3)

329 Got it! Thanks much. Reading it now

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2024 02:54 PM (Nuidk)

330 One thing I found instructive listening to the Tucker-RFK Interview:

From RFK's meeting with Trump, Trump indicated that he fucking hates the neocons and referred to them I believe as

"war mongering motherfucker faggot pigs"

I could be mistaken, but I identify as being correct
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at August 27, 2024 02:50 PM (DBZuM)

I don't believe he used those exact words, but that's the gist of it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 27, 2024 02:54 PM (dGCAG)

331 From RFK's meeting with Trump, Trump indicated that he fucking hates the neocons and referred to them I believe as

"war mongering motherfucker faggot pigs"

I could be mistaken, but I identify as being correct
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger
-----
Pretty much. And like the left, those assholes keep doubling down on their mistakes because none of them have actually had to pay personally for their failures.

Posted by: whig at August 27, 2024 02:54 PM (kW+z9)

332

"I'm speaking"

"Well try actually saying something, you might have better luck."

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2024 02:54 PM (4DWWO)

333 Kinzinger and French amount to negative testosterone.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 27, 2024 02:54 PM (FfSAJ)

334 71 former intelligence community officials confirmed this letter has all the hallmarks of True Conservative.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2024 02:55 PM (gH23d)

335 The Horde abandoning their love for .45 ACP, and totally embracing 9mm?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Everything evolves eventually.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 27, 2024 02:55 PM (/U5Yz)

336 >>"war mongering motherfucker faggot pigs"

The Label made us trim down the Song Title and the Lyrics.

Posted by: Geezer Butler at August 27, 2024 02:55 PM (xZQNu)

337 Talk about price gouging!

Texas football coach arrested, placed on leave by school district after calling police on prostitute who stole from him while he was paying her

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 02:55 PM (L/fGl)

338 I’m late late late here… don’t know where to jump into the mix…

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2024 02:55 PM (PCK5/)

339 endorse licking the straw off a horse's asshole.

WILBUR!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 27, 2024 02:55 PM (t2Ch6)

340 Harry Oakes did live in the Bahamas, but he didn't vanish; he was killed with an ice pick, then burned -- and feathers were scattered all over his body. Peculiar stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

341 Kinzinger gave a speech at the DNC, after the Democrat Party spent money to make him lose his seat. That's beyond just being cucked.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 27, 2024 02:56 PM (NqGS/)

342 Texas football coach arrested, placed on leave by school district after calling police on prostitute who stole from him while he was paying her
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 02:55 PM (L/fGl)

Better than him fucking the players in the showers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

343 341 Kinzinger gave a speech at the DNC, after the Democrat Party spent money to make him lose his seat. That's beyond just being cucked.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 27, 2024 02:56 PM

What a tool.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 27, 2024 02:56 PM (uBBbP)

344
"You've been speaking for four years and no one knows what the hell you're talking about."

"That won't work on me. I'm not Joe Biden."

"You're right. You're not. He's the one who got all the votes. I think he actually makes more sense than you."

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2024 02:56 PM (4DWWO)

345 "Harry" Something? Not Carey the actor or his son, but "Harry ___________"?

Houdini?
Callahan?
Palms?

Just trying to be helpful here.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2024 02:56 PM (/y8xj)

346 >>> 321 Guess I never thought about it too much, but the ocean never tells her tales, I'm sure many "inconvenient" people have ended up over the side during the course of many centuries.
==
Harold Holt, the Prime Minister of Australia, went for a swim on vacation in 1967 and was never seen again.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 27, 2024 02:53 PM (uxCna)

*burp*

Posted by: great white shark off the coast of Australia at August 27, 2024 02:57 PM (FnneF)

347 341 Kinzinger gave a speech at the DNC, after the Democrat Party spent money to make him lose his seat. That's beyond just being cucked.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 27, 2024 02:56 PM (NqGS/)

========

They redistricted his district into nothing. He had no district after Democrats got through with the process.

They targeted him through the evils of gerrymandering, and he's still asking for more.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 27, 2024 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

348 I'm not a fan of the 9mm, but the loads I'm carrying are especially lethal. Wadcutters.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 02:57 PM (pohLc)

349 327 Since the ME is the same for both, I guess your .45 short and weak is really weak compared to my .44 mag.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 02:53 PM (pohLc)

(snickers)
Posted by: 454 Casull
===========
Simply be done with it and get a Thompson Challenger that shoots rifle rounds.

Or even a modest 20 Gauge shotgun whose buckshot has the power of firing two 44 magnum shells at the same time. Buckshot loads in 16, 12, and 10 gauge make that seem weak. Slugs loads ftw if your shoulder can take it.

Posted by: whig at August 27, 2024 02:57 PM (kW+z9)

350 326 What cool superpowers do you have?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 02:50 PM (v6JzV)

Um...the ability to develop tons of cysts in my kidneys and liver?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Yeesh. I'm sorry. Sounds awful.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 02:54 PM (v6JzV)

Eh, the hand I was dealt. Honestly, if I'd known about my disease before I had kids, I wouldn't have had them, but deeds done. If we avoid another Dark Ages scenario, my kids have a good chance of better therapies than I have/had.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2024 02:57 PM (ynpvh)

351 Texas football coach arrested, placed on leave by school district after calling police on prostitute who stole from him while he was paying her
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 02:55 PM (L/fGl)

why should he complain? He got screwed twice, didn't he?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2024 02:57 PM (TADI7)

352 I heard a story (genuinely) of a guy who had many symptoms of low T, including but not limited to a depleted sex drive, and his genius female endocrinologist when he mentioned it, told him he was healthy in his early 20's and just needed better partners.
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2024

——————

Honey, doc says you need to up your game.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 27, 2024 02:57 PM (u73oe)

353 Better than him fucking the players in the showers.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

*Denny Hastert enters the chat

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 27, 2024 02:57 PM (/U5Yz)

354 It occurs to me that some well placed stickers that say "Warning! Contains Poop!" might deter porch pirates. For a while anyway.

Posted by: fd at August 27, 2024 02:57 PM (vFG9F)

355 Better than him fucking the players in the showers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

That's AZ, harboring a runaway teen for sex.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2024 02:57 PM (i24o9)

356 "Joe made more sense than you."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 27, 2024 02:57 PM (Dm8we)

357 336 >>"war mongering motherfucker faggot pigs"

The Label made us trim down the Song Title and the Lyrics.
Posted by: Geezer Butler at August 27, 2024 02:55 PM (xZQNu)

Thank goodness!

Posted by: Cute Little Bats at August 27, 2024 02:58 PM (w9Wax)

358 >I'm still not clear if there's been anything like a prominent Republican who's abandoned Trump since 2017 who hadn't already decided that voting for Hillary was better than sullying the purity of politics with someone like Trump.

Like, seriously, a senator who supported him in 2016 who decided, in 2021, that he's no longer good enough and hasn't wavered from that since, or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 27, 2024 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

I have seen a somewhat prominent Substack author who claimed he voted for Trump in 2016 come our and endorse Harris a few days ago. I don't know his history, but I'm highly skeptical. Had the stench of "hello fellow Republicans" that a lot of these grifters try to use.

I could understand a 3rd party or protest vote if you were actually conservative and soured on Bad Orange Man, but actively backing Harris...nah...

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 27, 2024 02:58 PM (91mQg)

359 332

"I'm speaking"

"Well try actually saying something, you might have better luck."
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2024 02:54 PM (4DWWO)

Otherwise anything escaping that pie hole is nothing but oral farts. Noisy ideas that reek resulting in nobody wanting to be near you.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 27, 2024 02:58 PM (N39Ws)

360 How do the illustrious DU commenters feel about Harris embracing yet another MAGA idea, The Wall (tm)? Do they remember trashing it and now love the idea? Do we need more red hats?

Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2024 02:58 PM (pZEOD)

361

It occurs to me all of those people on the list get paid for...for something to do with the government.

If they want employment, they want to kiss the ass of the government.

All the titles are useless titles, a bunch of useless assholes.

Like this.

Jana McKeag Chair, American Indians for McCain 2008

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 27, 2024 02:58 PM (et1vG)

362 Anyone here really give a damn about the Republican party anymore???

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2024 02:59 PM (PCK5/)

363 They redistricted his district into nothing. He had no district after Democrats got through with the process.

They targeted him through the evils of gerrymandering, and he's still asking for more.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
========
You left out the part where Kinzinger made himself so toxic to IL GOP voters that he could not run in an adjacent GOP district and expect to win the primary.

Now Kinzinger is just a sad clown that might have left corpses in his crawlspace of his IL residence when he left IL to go to TX to grift in fresh fields among the remainders of the Bush regime.

Posted by: whig at August 27, 2024 02:59 PM (kW+z9)

364 317 No U.S. Navy Aircraft Carriers Deployed in the Pacific
The deployment of the USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN 72) from 7th Fleet to 5th Fleet has left the United States with no deployed carriers in the Pacific Ocean, at a time when they are needed most.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 27, 2024 02:53 PM (/U5Yz)

Wow. How far we have fallen. These are the decisions brought to you by DEI.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 27, 2024 02:59 PM (uBBbP)

365 360 How do the illustrious DU commenters feel about Harris embracing yet another MAGA idea, The Wall (tm)? Do they remember trashing it and now love the idea? Do we need more red hats?

Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2024 02:58 PM (pZEOD)

Sounds good to us--Pink Floyd

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2024 02:59 PM (ynpvh)

366 How can any single planet contain all the sanctimony and self righteousness contain in the neverTrumpers?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 27, 2024 03:00 PM (FfSAJ)

367 George W. Bush didn't betray us, we betrayed ourselves.

...

Just kidding. George W. Bush betrayed us.

Posted by: Tom Perry at August 27, 2024 03:00 PM (MX0bI)

368 Kinzinger gave a speech at the DNC, after the Democrat Party spent money to make him lose his seat. That's beyond just being cucked.

********************

From what i understand he wanted to be director of the air force and Trump turned him down

Been bug fucked cucked to the eyeballs insane ever since

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at August 27, 2024 03:00 PM (DBZuM)

369 Or even a modest 20 Gauge shotgun whose buckshot has the power of firing two 44 magnum shells at the same time. Buckshot loads in 16, 12, and 10 gauge make that seem weak. Slugs loads ftw if your shoulder can take it.
Posted by: whig at August 27, 2024 02:57 PM (kW+z9)

True enough, but tough to carry a 12 gage in your pocket.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 03:00 PM (pohLc)

370 I’m speaking!

In English?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 27, 2024 03:00 PM (u73oe)

371 366 How can any single planet contain all the sanctimony and self righteousness contain in the neverTrumpers?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 27, 2024 03:00 PM (FfSAJ)

Men are from Mars
Women are from Venus
Politicians are from Uranus

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2024 03:01 PM (ynpvh)

372 I don't believe you. You're fucking liars. You're the shitlibs we always accused you of being when you worked so hard to subvert every conservative policy and every real conservative candidate for forty fucking years.
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Now do the Thin Blue Liners and the I-Paid-Into-Its.

Dear God this country needs brutal, bloody violence to remind people why they should mind their own business and strive for self-sufficiency.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at August 27, 2024 03:01 PM (2Nk7Y)

373 William Colby, supposedly went canoeing. They found the canoe, they didn't Bill. He was a CIA chief for a few years.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2024 03:01 PM (Nuidk)

374 How can any single planet contain all the sanctimony and self righteousness contain in the neverTrumpers?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 27, 2024

***
It needs to be a big one. Say, Jupiter or Saturn.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 03:01 PM (J2vNu)

375 Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2024 02:59 PM (PCK5/)

Yes; Because Trump is remaking the party and because I am running for local office as a Republican.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2024 03:01 PM (dTTBf)

376
Kamala: I'm talking!

Trump: I know what talking is. I have 3 ex wives.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 27, 2024 03:01 PM (+oR7L)

377 *WARNING - Contains Penguin Semen*

Posted by: Not takin' that! at August 27, 2024 03:01 PM (vFG9F)

378 well the 09.10 debate on ABC is confirmed - standing up, no notes.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 27, 2024 03:01 PM (ZtyUu)

379 360 How do the illustrious DU commenters feel about Harris embracing yet another MAGA idea, The Wall (tm)? Do they remember trashing it and now love the idea? Do we need more red hats?

Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2024 02:58 PM (pZEOD)

Another commercial that writes itself:

"That's weird, Kamala now says she wants a wall.

Also weird, she's suddenly for Trump's proposed no tax on tips.

Weirder still, the only policy positions she's taken are the ones she's adopted from Trump.

Kamala's idea of leadership is pretty...weird."

Paid for by some guy on some blog

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 27, 2024 03:01 PM (KbCG3)

380 >>True enough, but tough to carry a 12 gage in your pocket.

Slings, ftw!

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2024 03:01 PM (xZQNu)

381 376
Kamala: I'm talking!

Trump: I know what talking is. I have 3 ex wives.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 27, 2024 03:01 PM (+oR7L)

He divorced Melania????

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 27, 2024 03:01 PM (ZtyUu)

382 369 Or even a modest 20 Gauge shotgun whose buckshot has the power of firing two 44 magnum shells at the same time. Buckshot loads in 16, 12, and 10 gauge make that seem weak. Slugs loads ftw if your shoulder can take it.
Posted by: whig at August 27, 2024 02:57 PM (kW+z9)

True enough, but tough to carry a 12 gage in your pocket.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 03:00 PM (pohLc)

Oh, are you happy to see me?

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at August 27, 2024 03:01 PM (ynpvh)

383 375 Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2024 02:59 PM (PCK5/)

Yes; Because Trump is remaking the party and because I am running for local office as a Republican.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2024 03:01 PM (dTTBf)

Hi Fen… you well??

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2024 03:02 PM (PCK5/)

384 377 *WARNING - Contains Penguin Semen*

Posted by: Not takin' that! at August 27, 2024 03:01 PM (vFG9F)

"Hey, so do I!" - Walz after a trip to the zoo

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 27, 2024 03:02 PM (KbCG3)

385 Ugh, late to the party, great post though...

Posted by: bearski at August 27, 2024 03:02 PM (Bhsk7)

386 378 well the 09.10 debate on ABC is confirmed - standing up, no notes.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 27, 2024 03:01 PM (ZtyUu)

Thanks!

Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 03:02 PM (64Zez)

387 362 Anyone here really give a damn about the Republican party anymore???
Posted by: tubal
=======
Traditional GOPe values are buggery, treachery, grafting, and losing.

Hard to win much sympathy for that. People still vote for the GOP simply because the Democrats are insane and demonic now.

Posted by: whig at August 27, 2024 03:02 PM (kW+z9)

388 well the 09.10 debate on ABC is confirmed - standing up, no notes.
Posted by: IC - #FJB

Hm. Wonder if there's any symbolism in the fact that they're holding the debate on the eve of 9/11.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 03:02 PM (v6JzV)

389 Talk about price gouging!

Texas football coach arrested, placed on leave by school district after calling police on prostitute who stole from him while he was paying her
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 02:55 PM (L/fGl)
____

If you can't trust a prostitute, who can you trust?? I assume there's more to this story, but why would the cops arrest him if he called the cops on the Kamala?

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 27, 2024 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

390 Well, how many staffers did Bush, McCain, and Romney have over the years? These guys were in politics for combined like 100 years.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade

And two out of three never became president. That's all you need to know about their "intellectual" capacity. Because one of the two had a decent shot to wi.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 27, 2024 03:02 PM (FxH7T)

391 He divorced Melania????

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 27, 2024 03:01 PM

I thought he was on wife 4. Oops.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 27, 2024 03:03 PM (+oR7L)

392 282 Mark Steyn on the yacht sinking:

https://www.steynonline.com/14570/
asleep-in-the-deep-state - m

Has anyone considered the possibility that Merrick Garland may actually be in league with the Devil?

Posted by: Paco at August 27, 2024 03:03 PM (njExo)

393 384 377 *WARNING - Contains Penguin Semen*

Posted by: Not takin' that! at August 27, 2024 03:01 PM (vFG9F)

"Hey, so do I!" - Walz after a trip to the zoo

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 27, 2024 03:02 PM (KbCG3)

He must be a fan of Big Penguin.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2024 03:03 PM (ynpvh)

394 Well, Star Wars Outlaws released today if you pre-ordered so this seems appropriate.

https://is.gd/V7Kzrh

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 03:03 PM (L/fGl)

395 Fen, I would vote for you, in spite of, not because of…

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2024 03:03 PM (PCK5/)

396 391 He divorced Melania????

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 27, 2024 03:01 PM

I thought he was on wife 4. Oops.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 27, 2024 03:03 PM (+oR7L)

I still remember OregonMuse's Melania fashion posts on Sunday...

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 27, 2024 03:04 PM (ZtyUu)

397
Brit guy who died when his luxury yacht got pounded by a "waterspout." Hinky stuff there. The guy and his business partner were both prosecuted by the DOJ, but beat the rap. But within a day or two of each other both were dead.

Parallax View

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2024 03:04 PM (63Dwl)

398 True enough, but tough to carry a 12 gage in your pocket.

Posted by: Xipe Totec
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If I carried a 44 Mag revolver in my pocket, my pants would be lower than any prison bitch in their snazzy orange suits.

No one wants to see that.

Posted by: whig at August 27, 2024 03:04 PM (kW+z9)

399 400

Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 03:04 PM (64Zez)

400 If you can't trust a prostitute, who can you trust?? I assume there's more to this story, but why would the cops arrest him if he called the cops on the Kamala?
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 27, 2024

***
Heinlein did have Lazarus Long say that a prostitute probably had more integrity and pride in her work, or words to that effect, than most plumbers, journalists, and lawyers. And enormously more than politicians.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 03:04 PM (J2vNu)

401 400!

Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 03:05 PM (64Zez)

402 Slings, ftw!
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2024 03:01 PM (xZQNu)

If you are familiar with the slung shot, it is a formidable close quarters melee weapon. I made one, and it does fit in your pocket. 1" diameter steel ball bearing on a 2' paracord lanyard will penetrate 1/4" plywood.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 03:05 PM (pohLc)

403 Anyone here really give a damn about the Republican party anymore???
Posted by: tubal

Is there an open bar? Strippers?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 03:05 PM (L/fGl)

404 comment not found

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 27, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

405 375 Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2024 02:59 PM (PCK5/)

Yes; Because Trump is remaking the party and because I am running for local office as a Republican.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August

You have my vote! I know I don’t live there, but details.

Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2024 03:05 PM (pZEOD)

406 Capt. Cook was. Out there in Hawaii. Way before Uncle Joe's Uncle who was et.

3 Navy guys on a small plane got turned around in WWII, Dixon, Aldrich, and Pastula, remember their names and ditched their aircraft and took like 34 days in a 2 man raft. They looked like skeletons after just a month in the tropical sun, but they did make it to some sort of land and survive. It didn't seem to me people could get that skinny that quick. Maybe they were pretty fit to begin.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 27, 2024 03:05 PM (Nuidk)

407 399 400

Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 03:04 PM (64Zez)

401 400!

Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 03:05 PM (64Zez)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2024 03:05 PM (i24o9)

408 Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2024 03:02 PM (PCK5/)

Are you asking if I'm well because I'm running for office as a Republican?

I'm well, just crazy. Seriously, though, the Republicans whom I know in my area are very nice people and quite conservative.

How are you?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2024 03:05 PM (dTTBf)

409 399 400
Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 03:04 PM (64Zez)
401 400!
Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 03:05 PM (64Zez)

Hah! 400 ± 1...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2024 03:05 PM (ynpvh)

410 Anyone here really give a damn about the Republican party anymore???
Posted by: tubal

Is there an open bar? Strippers?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 03:05 PM (L/fGl)
____

Yes, strippers. But they have dicks.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 27, 2024 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

411

399 400
Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 03:04 PM (64Zez)

401 400!
Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 03:05 PM (64Zez)

Hehehehehe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

412 409 399 400
Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 03:04 PM (64Zez)
401 400!
Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 03:05 PM (64Zez)

Hah! 400 ± 1...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2024 03:05 PM (ynpvh)

Yeah, um, that's what I was going for....

Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 03:06 PM (64Zez)

413 403 Anyone here really give a damn about the Republican party anymore???
Posted by: tubal

Is there an open bar? Strippers?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at August 27, 2024 03:05 PM (L/fGl)

Probably too many ladyboys these days...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2024 03:06 PM (ynpvh)

414 Has anyone considered the possibility that Merrick Garland may actually be in league with the Devil?
Posted by: Paco

He and every other (D) office holder.

And many of the (R)s as well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 03:06 PM (v6JzV)

415 404 comment not found
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 27, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

Aw, man! Good one.

Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 03:06 PM (64Zez)

416 Has anyone considered the possibility that Merrick Garland may actually be in league with the Devil?
Posted by: Paco
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He will get a surprise when he is broken like many before him. Stan always breaks his tools when finished with them.

Posted by: whig at August 27, 2024 03:07 PM (kW+z9)

417 Kamala... file away under...

Posted by: Romney's Binders of Women at August 27, 2024 03:07 PM (S6sfH)

418 362 Anyone here really give a damn about the Republican party anymore???
Posted by: tubal
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I'm in a personal war against the national level party and the federal government. No votes cast above state-level races. Won't participate. Don't care. Everyone (especially me) gets what they deserve.

The worst case scenario is that Pedocrats continue to enact their agenda, which pushes us closer to hot conflict. So, nothin' but up side.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at August 27, 2024 03:07 PM (2Nk7Y)

419 @394

>>Well, Star Wars Outlaws released today if you pre-ordered so this seems appropriate.

It's another Star Wars girl boss game aimed to appeal to perhaps, 5pct of the gaming populace.

These f**kers will not stop until ever last vestige of Star Wars has been desecrated.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2024 03:07 PM (XV/Pl)

420 396 I still remember OregonMuse's Melania fashion posts on Sunday...
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 27, 2024 03

I miss him, too. Not nearly as well, but I could do these along with my exercise and nutrition nags that each of you enjoys so very much! 😂

Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2024 03:07 PM (pZEOD)

421 408 Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2024 03:02 PM (PCK5/)

Are you asking if I'm well because I'm running for office as a Republican? I'm well, just crazy. Seriously, though, the Republicans whom I know in my area are very nice people and quite conservative.

How are you?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2024 03:05 PM (dTTBf)

I am well, thanks. You have my vote, in spirit. Our house is getting a major remodeling do to it right now… starts at 6:30 am sharp… much pounding and sawing!!!

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2024 03:08 PM (PCK5/)

422
399 400
Posted by: m
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401 400!
Posted by: m
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404 comment not found
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

What can ya say, some people just got the knack.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2024 03:08 PM (/y8xj)

423 420 396 I still remember OregonMuse's Melania fashion posts on Sunday...
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 27, 2024 03

I miss him, too. Not nearly as well, but I could do these along with my exercise and nutrition nags that each of you enjoys so very much! 😂

Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2024 03:07 PM (pZEOD)

I like your exercise and nutrition nags.

Posted by: m at August 27, 2024 03:08 PM (64Zez)

424 Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2024 03:05 PM (pZEOD)

Thanks. Just running again for township committee. I lost last time as fill in one year candidate. I'm hoping that general disgust over Democrats will pull my running mate and me over the finish line this time. We only have Democrats on the committee now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2024 03:08 PM (dTTBf)

425 424 Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2024 03:05 PM (pZEOD)

Thanks. Just running again for township committee. I lost last time as fill in one year candidate. I'm hoping that general disgust over Democrats will pull my running mate and me over the finish line this time. We only have Democrats on the committee now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2024 03:08 PM (dTTBf)

Must be fun where you live...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2024 03:09 PM (ynpvh)

426
What can ya say, some people just got the knack.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2024 03:08 PM (/y8xj)

Meh. He's a cob and can get any post position he wants.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

427 >>> 414 Has anyone considered the possibility that Merrick Garland may actually be in league with the Devil?
Posted by: Paco

He and every other (D) office holder.

And many of the (R)s as well.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 03:06 PM (v6JzV)

Lots of 'celebrities'.

>>> 416
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He will get a surprise when he is broken like many before him. Stan always breaks his tools when finished with them.
Posted by: whig at August 27, 2024 03:07 PM (kW+z9)

Former ewe tub CEO and her kid are wondering what happened....

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 27, 2024 03:09 PM (FnneF)

428 David French & Co. always present: "Oh I totally disagree with the Democrats. I just endorse every single Democrat in every single race. But boy oh boy, believe me, I'm totally opposed to their socialist groomer agenda!"
==
Also, I'm totally not gay. My wife just enjoys watching me give her bulls a tongue bath when they are done with her. The moaning I do while attending to the job, is just theatrics for her benefit. As is my own pitiful climax. Totes not gay. Gotta go, it's tossed salad Tuesday!!!!

Posted by: David French at August 27, 2024 03:09 PM (8Ki6f)

429 Well, Star Wars Outlaws released today if you pre-ordered so this seems appropriate.

It's another Star Wars girl boss game aimed to appeal to perhaps, 5pct of the gaming populace.

These f**kers will not stop until ever last vestige of Star Wars has been desecrated.
Posted by: Thomas Bender a

Saw a review that said "It's worse than we feared"

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 27, 2024 03:09 PM (CIS44)

430 I miss him, too. Not nearly as well, but I could do these along with my exercise and nutrition nags that each of you enjoys so very much! 😂

Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2024 03:07 PM (pZEOD)

Oh I hope you do! Have to say, it would be lovely to have a beautiful fashionable first lady.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 27, 2024 03:09 PM (ZtyUu)

431 I still remember OregonMuse's Melania fashion posts on Sunday...
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 27, 2024

***
His Chess and Dress Thread? That was on Saturdays right after the Pet Thread, in the slot now occupied by the Hobby Thread.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 03:10 PM (J2vNu)

432 396 I still remember OregonMuse's Melania fashion posts on Sunday...
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 27, 2024 03

We lost a great one there. He reinvigorated my interest in chess with his Chess threads. May he rest in peace.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 27, 2024 03:10 PM (N39Ws)

433 Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2024 03:08 PM (PCK5/)

May rough places (in remodeling) be made smooth)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2024 03:10 PM (dTTBf)

434 The equivalent of a commenter flounce, writ large.

For some of these aides, I'm assuming very large.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at August 27, 2024 03:10 PM (XfoBK)

435 Melania looks great in anything, or nothing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 03:11 PM (pohLc)

436 Wow, Texas purged 1.1 MILLION ineligible voters off their voter rolls.

THIS is the way.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 27, 2024 03:11 PM (xaFKb)

437 >>Well, Star Wars Outlaws released today if you pre-ordered so this seems appropriate.

It's another Star Wars girl boss game aimed to appeal to perhaps, 5pct of the gaming populace.

These f**kers will not stop until every last vestige of Star Wars has been desecrated.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2024 03:07 PM (XV/Pl)

______

You're assuming it hasn't been already? Personally, I thought Star Wars irrecoverably Ambered the bed in 1999 with the first of the execrable new movies.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 27, 2024 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

438 His Chess and Dress Thread? That was on Saturdays right after the Pet Thread, in the slot now occupied by the Hobby Thread.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 03:10 PM (J2vNu)

you are right - I get my weekends mixed up. Getting old.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 27, 2024 03:11 PM (ZtyUu)

439 >>> 436 Wow, Texas purged 1.1 MILLION ineligible voters off their voter rolls.

THIS is the way.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 27, 2024 03:11 PM (xaFKb)

REEEEE!!!

Posted by: leftists at August 27, 2024 03:11 PM (FnneF)

440
I like your exercise and nutrition nags.
Posted by: m at August 27, 2024

Thank you! I will put the exercise of the day in the next thread.

Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2024 03:11 PM (pZEOD)

441 426 Meh. He's a cob and can get any post position he wants.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 27, 2024 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

======

Still only kinda.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 27, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

442 439 >>> 436 Wow, Texas purged 1.1 MILLION ineligible voters off their voter rolls.

THIS is the way.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 27, 2024 03:11 PM (xaFKb)

REEEEE!!!

Posted by: leftists at August 27, 2024 03:11 PM (FnneF)

So when do we see prison sentences and deportations?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2024 03:12 PM (ynpvh)

443 Well, Star Wars Outlaws released today if you pre-ordered so this seems appropriate.

It's another Star Wars girl boss game aimed to appeal to perhaps, 5pct of the gaming populace.

These f**kers will not stop until ever last vestige of Star Wars has been desecrated.
Posted by: Thomas Bender a

Saw a review that said "It's worse than we feared"
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 27, 2024 03:09 PM (CIS44)
_______

"Hold my beer . . . and my double-ended strap-on"

-- Dustborn

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 27, 2024 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

444 436 Wow, Texas purged 1.1 MILLION ineligible voters off their voter rolls.

THIS is the way.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 27, 2024 03:11 PM (xaFKb)

========

It's pretty much how DeSantis made FL from purple to red.

The dreams of turning Texas blue just died very hard.

Beto might have to get a real job at some point instead of running for statewide office again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 27, 2024 03:12 PM (GBKbO)

445 "Texas purged 1.1 MILLION ineligible voters off their voter rolls."
Fake hispanic skater boys hardest hit.

Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 03:12 PM (wej9e)

446 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2024 03:09 PM (ynpvh)

They do some stupid things, of course, but I still manage to generally be happy or rather spiritually joyful in spite of them, for which I am grateful to God.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2024 03:12 PM (dTTBf)

447 These f**kers will not stop until ever last vestige of Star Wars has been desecrated.
Posted by: Thomas Bender a

Saw a review that said "It's worse than we feared"
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 27, 2024 03:09 PM (CIS44)

Kinda like the Riders of Rohan are suddenly in need of a Girl Boss?

Destroying all myths that would make Men wish to be heroic...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 27, 2024 03:12 PM (xaFKb)

448 I loved Oregon Muse's "Who Dis?" picture trivia. He'd sometimes pop one in on the Book Thread on Sunday -- he had Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh in one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 03:13 PM (J2vNu)

449 435 Melania looks great in anything, or nothing.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 03

We can’t all be Melanias but that doesn’t mean we have to be Jils!

Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2024 03:13 PM (pZEOD)

450 @Fenelon Spoke, which Town, City, County, District, etc. are you running in? I have persuadable friends and family in Worcester, Barnstable, Essex and Norfolk Counties. I'd be happy to push your name to any of them if they are eligible to vote for you.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 27, 2024 03:13 PM (2cS/G)

451 448 I loved Oregon Muse's "Who Dis?" picture trivia. He'd sometimes pop one in on the Book Thread on Sunday -- he had Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh in one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 03:13 PM (J2vNu)

Always looked forward to that. Wish someone would bring it back.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 27, 2024 03:13 PM (KbCG3)

452 Nood ace

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 03:13 PM (J2vNu)

453 Thank you! I will put the exercise of the day in the next thread.
Posted by: Piper

I thought that now our exercise was kowtowing to our new Imperial Majesty, Empress and Autocrat of all the AoSHQ Threads? (Ya know, you.)

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 27, 2024 03:13 PM (v6JzV)

454 >>> 449 435 Melania looks great in anything, or nothing.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 03

We can't all be Melanias but that doesn't mean we have to be Jils!
Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2024 03:13 PM (pZEOD)

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING A DOCTOR?!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at August 27, 2024 03:14 PM (FnneF)

455 Melania looks great in anything, or nothing.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 27, 2024 03

We can’t all be Melanias but that doesn’t mean we have to be Jils!
Posted by: Piper at August 27, 2024 03:13 PM (pZEOD)
_______

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful and can rock fishnets, haters!"

-- Jill "The Doctor" Biden

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 27, 2024 03:14 PM (iFTx/)

456 @429

>>Saw a review that said "It's worse than we feared"

From the reviews I've seen, the main complaints are glitchy graphics, only 15 hours to complete the game, zero replayability, and it's just a generic game with nothing special to recommend it.

I still say the best games of the last 10 years are Disco Elysium, Stray and Unchartered 4.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2024 03:14 PM (XV/Pl)

457 "I am no longer a Republican," they announce. Yes dears, we know, we know, you have said so, so, so many times before.

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That's dog whistle code for "I'm being threatened by having my Epstein videos diddling little boys released to the public."

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 27, 2024 03:15 PM (FA8N9)

458 Posted by: Lincolntf at August 27, 2024 03:13 PM (2cS/G)

Thanks. That's very kind of you, but I'm in NJ and that sounds like MA?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2024 03:15 PM (dTTBf)

459 Moderate Republican Merrick Garland

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2024 03:15 PM (4DWWO)

460 Wow, Texas purged 1.1 MILLION ineligible voters off their voter rolls.
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Also, the Secretary of State is sending observers to Harris County to monitor the third-world Houston elections this year.

I suspect a whole bunch of Dems are going to lose this year.

Really unexplainable.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2024 03:15 PM (VAkB9)

461 Brit guy who died when his luxury yacht got pounded by a "waterspout." Hinky stuff there. The guy and his business partner were both prosecuted by the DOJ, but beat the rap. But within a day or two of each other both were dead.

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Mere coincidence? The Captain and crew are still being questioned extensively. The Italian head of the investigation has said that they may be looking at negligent homicide or something like that. Lots of unanswered questions of how something like this could have happened. Do I think that an Intelligence Service could be involved in this "accident" - absolutely. Something that I never would have thought 10 years ago.

Posted by: Cheri at August 27, 2024 03:15 PM (oiNtH)

462 Wow, Texas purged 1.1 MILLION ineligible voters off their voter rolls.

THIS is the way.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 27, 2024 03:11 PM (xaFKb)

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It's pretty much how DeSantis made FL from purple to red.

The dreams of turning Texas blue just died very hard.

Beto might have to get a real job at some point instead of running for statewide office again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 27, 2024 03:12 PM

I just saw an ad on youtube this morning that claimed collin allred (d) is tied with cruz for the senate race and if I would just give them $5 it will help get him beat the racist ted cruz and hep keep the senate in democrat hands.

cruz is up by 7 in the latest polling.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 27, 2024 03:16 PM (QNSds)

463 378 well the 09.10 debate on ABC is confirmed - standing up, no notes.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 27, 2024 03:01 PM (ZtyUu)
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Any word on the mic? Opening Statements?

Posted by: WisRich at August 27, 2024 03:16 PM (G0vdT)

464 You know how we talked about the whigs becoming the Republican party? Well, that's what is happening now. The GOPe is being sent to the Dems, where they belong. And a new Repub party is being formed.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 27, 2024 03:19 PM (dDSBl)

465 Definitely seems to be a major shift going on in the parties. Big Government pseudo-Republicans are hopping mad that Trump waltzed in and swiped all their marbles in 2016 while making fun of them. That's what drove them all insane. "HE'S NOT EVEN A YALE MAN!!" They're absolutely seething. And so as the final tattered remains of their masks fall off they're throwing in with the radical hard-left authoritarians in control the democrat party. Because that's where their hearts always were. Meanwhile Old School liberals are horrified by what the democrat party has become and view Trump as more centrist?? I dunno. In any case We The People desperately need to push back HARD against Big Globalist Government and Big Globalist MegaCorp. Both are an existential threat to our republic and all of western civilization.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 27, 2024 03:19 PM (PWI4f)

466 I suggest Tulsi for Honorable Hatchet Woman. Set her to chopping out the deadwood in the government. Day One: Dept. of Education. "This department is closed. Go home." Day Two: Dept. of Transportation (and blow a kiss to Bootyjudge as she does it).

Other targets will suggest themselves in due course.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2024 02:22 PM (J2vNu)

I was saving that for that Vivek, but we can probably use a number of them.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2024 03:22 PM (n7h9X)

467 What a surprise, Bushies, McCain and Romney clowns are really closet commies? I am shocked, shocked I say.

Posted by: Jane at August 27, 2024 03:23 PM (bXvrr)

468 PLEASE, NOT GEORGE WILL? HAVE WE LOST GEORGE WILL? OH MY DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN NOOOOOOOO

Posted by: Kevin Feige's Hat Sweat at August 27, 2024 03:25 PM (N/oGZ)

469 I do not like RFK and Tulsi being on the transition team. Have the really repudiated their Democrat beliefs?

Problem with Trump is he keeps hiring bad people. I don't trust RFK and Tulsi any more than I trust Crispie or other Bushies.

Posted by: Patrick Henry, the 2nd at August 27, 2024 03:25 PM (dQqhc)

470 These f**kers will not stop until ever last vestige of Star Wars has been desecrated.
Posted by: Thomas Bender a

Saw a review that said "It's worse than we feared"
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 27, 2024 03:09 PM (CIS44)

Kinda like the Riders of Rohan are suddenly in need of a Girl Boss?

Destroying all myths that would make Men wish to be heroic...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 27, 2024 03:12 PM (xaFKb)

even the author loses ownership once you buy the book. Just reject that shows that break the canon you want even exist, or count.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2024 03:26 PM (n7h9X)

471 debate on ABC - standing up, no notes.

"Could lead to dancing." --A Baptist

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 27, 2024 03:28 PM (zdLoL)

472 Turley via Rantingly: Zuckerberg is suddenly very, very sorry... tinyurl.com/3sh3v7sf

Exactly.

Posted by: Ribbed at August 27, 2024 03:59 PM (Ectld)

473 did I miss the list of 200? I see three or four reliable losers

Posted by: DanMan at August 27, 2024 04:02 PM (8uzBS)

474 ne'er mind, I found the list, no Bushes, Romneys, McCains...not even a Pence.

I didn't recognize any name on the list.

Posted by: DanMan at August 27, 2024 04:12 PM (8uzBS)

475 "You know, I do not love that. The last time, Trump had Chris Christie and other Regime liberals pick his staff, and that turned out disastrously. I hope he'll have someone minding these two, especially RFKJr."

My recollection, and I'm an old school NJ Christie hater, I have voted against the man at every opportunity, was Christie was trying to fill the administration with lobbyists and special interest bag men, which was why he was ejected and become like a scorned lover. This was one of Trumps best personnel moves. I don't think we have to worry about that with these two. Keep an eye on them yes, but it's a bit of a different animal.

Posted by: Receptaculum Ignis at August 27, 2024 04:25 PM (g4em/)

476 Maybe the people Tulsi and RFK bring on board wont be saboteurs, even if they are lefties.

Posted by: wodun at August 27, 2024 04:37 PM (kmNtT)

477 200 Traitors vote for Globalism can we find a prison for such Traitors?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 27, 2024 04:59 PM (wGqjj)

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