Kamala's Speech Is Starting

Was the "big get" really Adam Kinzinger?

I'll duck this under the Food Thread when it's over.'

Hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk. Giggles McDickSmoothie is drunk and stupid.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 09:58 PM

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1 Who?

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:32 PM (gQG2j)

2 How are those shelves coming along Ace?

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:33 PM (gQG2j)

3 Lots of room here

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:33 PM (gQG2j)

4 La, la. La, la.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:33 PM (gQG2j)

5 It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:34 PM (gQG2j)

6 I'm having a great time.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:34 PM (gQG2j)

7 You xant be serious?!

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:34 PM (gQG2j)

8 >>>How are those shelves coming along Ace?

I just got the bigger ones delivered today.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 10:34 PM (KRtlO)

9 Has THROATUS speech begun yet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 10:35 PM (RUMEY)

10 Hmmmmmm, I like this.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:35 PM (gQG2j)

11 Excellent Ace.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:35 PM (gQG2j)

12 Is Chicago burning?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 10:35 PM (qlM6w)

13 I just got the bigger ones delivered today.
Posted by: ace

That's what she said.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:35 PM (X1Jq6)

14 So, what's the village idiot talking about?

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:36 PM (gQG2j)

15 He said. Fuck me

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:36 PM (X1Jq6)

16 >>>That's what she said.

you mean Adam Kinzinger?

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 10:36 PM (KRtlO)

17 Embrace the possibility she and Michele have more in common than politics.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at August 22, 2024 10:36 PM (3TH2o)

18 12 Is Chicago burning?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 10:35 PM (qlM6w

More than usual, you mean?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 10:36 PM (RUMEY)

19 Anna,

They are all.in the bar watching the Bears game.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:36 PM (gQG2j)

20 Fake accent.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:36 PM (X1Jq6)

21 her mother was Shamala Harris?

Is this a joke?

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 10:36 PM (KRtlO)

22 Kamala doing the Tra la la la song...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 10:36 PM (qlM6w)

23 I find shelving relaxing.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:37 PM (gQG2j)

24 16 >>>That's what she said.

you mean Adam Kinzinger?
Posted by: ace

Jeebus. What a fag.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:37 PM (X1Jq6)

25 Kinzinger's Grindr Profile was the big Surprise Guest?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 22, 2024 10:37 PM (cU+je)

26 Sham-wow Harris?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 10:37 PM (qlM6w)

27 So the surprise guest is Kamala Harris?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2024 10:37 PM (u73oe)

28 So who was the surprise guest?

Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2024 10:37 PM (oaGWv)

29 I don’t suppose Harris will tell us about having a grandmother who is a typical white woman.

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 10:37 PM (yAL3Q)

30 Giggles McDickSmoothie

gevalt!

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:38 PM (CWTWj)

31 Nurse ratched,
Bwahahahaha.

He's a dwarf-like fag.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:38 PM (gQG2j)

32 I was told a week ago I was gonna get a Mrs O’Leary cow moment in Chicago this week. It did not happen and I’m disappointed…. I guess the ham-asses decided to go easy….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 22, 2024 10:38 PM (lIWP8)

33 >>>8 So who was the surprise guest?

Pink? Adam Kinzinger?

Who knows. Maybe Leon Panetta.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 10:38 PM (KRtlO)

34 OOOOF~!

@still_boneless 2m
She looks like Colonel Sanders attending a funeral

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2024 10:38 PM (IG4Id)

35 There’s a duality in the late posts of AOSHQ .

Posted by: Kumalot at August 22, 2024 10:38 PM (55boN)

36 Offs. Are we getting the "it takes a village " shit?

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:39 PM (X1Jq6)

37 Anna Puma, I've tried a few more if you want to take a look.

https://tinyurl.com/muw8a334

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 22, 2024 10:39 PM (0eaVi)

38 I bet little Adam can't put up shelves like Ace.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:39 PM (gQG2j)

39 Yeah, baby...
I ain't watchin'
I see enough of that skunt through out the day...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 22, 2024 10:39 PM (tRAXV)

40 33 >>>8 So who was the surprise guest?

Pink? Adam Kinzinger?

Who knows. Maybe Leon Panetta.
Posted by: ace

Satan.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:39 PM (X1Jq6)

41 i feel so much joy hearing about this thot's vagrant hobo family.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 10:39 PM (KRtlO)

42 Maybe Beyonce was a head fake to get people to watch Kamala.

You know, like when your mom tied a steak around your neck to get the dogs to play with you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 10:39 PM (RUMEY)

43 DO something about it!

Go wipe
Your chin.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:40 PM (X1Jq6)

44 okay, she said all she'd do is talk about her biography, I guess that's all she's going to do.

I might slip this back under the food thread and stop watching. it's just an identity politics speech.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 10:40 PM (KRtlO)

45 Working on an Arma Hobby P-39 Airacobra, finding the Eduard PE instrument panel for the Eduard P-39 does not fit so will have to use kit decals. I can save the Eduard PE for a future Eduard P-39 build.

Plus letting Tensor run with the female astronaut prompt and her spacesuit is vanishing much like Barbarella's did. Naughty Tensor!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 10:40 PM (qlM6w)

46 The surprise guest is herpes! Everyone at the bacchanal, er, convention gets herpes!

Posted by: Van Down By the River at August 22, 2024 10:41 PM (tn22s)

47 You know, like when your mom tied a steak around your neck to get the dogs to play with you.

===

say what now ??

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 10:41 PM (V13WU)

48 Fweedom!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 10:41 PM (LkLld)

49 I just got the bigger ones delivered today.
Posted by: ace

Picked up some that are rated to hold 9000 lbs.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 22, 2024 10:41 PM (vJiyU)

50 You know, like when your mom tied a steak around your neck to get the dogs to play with you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 10:39 PM (RUMEY)

Sheesh!
You rich people with your steak.
All I got was my brothers half eaten hotdog.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 10:41 PM (W/lyH)

51 "My mother worked long hours"

As a sweatshop professor

Posted by: Miklos, needs a bigger spittoon at August 22, 2024 10:41 PM (lSyD7)

52 i think they just cut to Amandla Stenberg from the Acolyte?

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 10:41 PM (KRtlO)

53 Giggles McDickSmoothie

Okay. Shut it down people. THAT is her label. Forever. Get this to the Trumpinator. Stat.

Posted by: Mike Oxlong at August 22, 2024 10:41 PM (zhAIW)

54 actual email from kinziggler june 27:

Hi, gnat, I'm Adam Kinzinger. I'm a proud conservative. And yesterday, because of my unwavering support for democracy, I made an announcement:

I'm endorsing Joe Biden for reelection.

There's too much at stake to sit on the sidelines as Donald Trump threatens the future of America. He's called for "termination" of the constitution, continued to stoke political violence, and admitted he'll act as a dictator on "day one" if reelected.

The former president doesn't care about our country. He doesn't care about you. He only cares about himself, and he will do or say anything in pursuit of power -- no matter who it hurts.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:41 PM (CWTWj)

55 Give that girl some credit...She got ahead by working hard, getting ahead,and kicking the President to the curb using all that Sucklemental income.

Posted by: Some guy named Willie at August 22, 2024 10:41 PM (rn2/h)

56 Looking at that face, there’s got to be a basset hound somewhere in her ancestral woodpile.

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 10:42 PM (yAL3Q)

57 >>> The surprise guest is herpes! Everyone at the bacchanal, er, convention gets herpes!

what if we already had herpes? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: DNC slutbags of all genders and orientations at August 22, 2024 10:42 PM (KRtlO)

58 >okay, she said all she'd do is talk about her biography, I guess that's all she's going to do.

I might slip this back under the food thread and stop watching. it's just an identity politics speech.
Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 10:40 PM (KRtlO)

"I'm black, y'all..."

Fin

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 22, 2024 10:42 PM (cU+je)

59 The surprise guest is herpes! Everyone at the bacchanal, er, convention gets herpes!
Posted by: Van Down By the River

Thought they were pushing abortions and vasectomies.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 22, 2024 10:42 PM (vJiyU)

60 46 The surprise guest is herpes! Everyone at the bacchanal, er, convention gets herpes!
Posted by: Van Down By the River at August 22, 2024 10:41 PM (tn22s)

*****

What the hell do you have against us? We deserve better!

Posted by: Herpes Simplex Virus at August 22, 2024 10:42 PM (rihlv)

61
It looks like donk lemon's "sources" and rumors are total bullshit. Gee, what a surprise.

Also @LeadingReports is not a reliable rumor-monger. Another shocking surprise.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2024 10:42 PM (PViBW)

62 Plus letting Tensor run with the female astronaut prompt and her spacesuit is vanishing much like Barbarella's did. Naughty Tensor!
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 10:40 PM (qlM6w)

Ha! I was trying for bikini clad, and got topless women. Then I deleted because someone was at home....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 22, 2024 10:42 PM (0eaVi)

63 Do not insult the stately basset hound.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:42 PM (gQG2j)

64 28 So who was the surprise guest?
Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2024 10:37 PM (oaGWv)

-----

Axl Rose doing a duet with a hologram of Tom Petty.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at August 22, 2024 10:43 PM (qVAjS)

65
But the fake rumor worked, though: It helped raise the viewer ratings for the DNC.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2024 10:43 PM (PViBW)

66 This is awful.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 10:43 PM (LkLld)

67 My life was a continuous struggle. Then I met Willie Brown! And here I am, My Future Subjects!

Posted by: Empress Kamala at August 22, 2024 10:43 PM (aBgBM)

68 Does she have a box of wine on the podium?

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:44 PM (gQG2j)

69 and just today (name has been changed to protect the guilty):

Hi gnat, my name is Adam Kinzinger. I'm a former congressman from Illinois. And I'm a proud conservative.

Seven years ago, the GOP swore total allegiance to Donald Trump's cult of personality. I refused to play along then, and I refuse to play along now.

Today, I will tell the Democratic National Convention that I'm a Republican for Kamala Harris.

Look, I took an oath to uphold our Constitution. I promised my constituents I would defend our democracy. I don't pledge my allegiance to Donald Trump, and I never will.

Now, gnat, I never expected to be in this position. But as a proud conservative, I am humbly asking you to pitch in $25 or more to support the Harris-Walz campaign. We can't retreat into our partisan corners, and we can't place blind faith in anybody else to pick up the slack.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:44 PM (CWTWj)

70 And that little sucker was me.

Posted by: Kamala at August 22, 2024 10:44 PM (63Dwl)

71 God bless you guys for watching.
Don't forget to take your antibiotics.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 22, 2024 10:44 PM (Ydd86)

72 My mom once told me the gooseberry pie was "white cherry" pie. I liked it OK.

I haven't had gooseberry pie for nearly 50 years and don't think I've missed out.

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 22, 2024 10:44 PM (p/isN)

73 How many bottles of wine has she drank before the speech?

She's a connoisseur, after all.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 10:44 PM (RUMEY)

74 This speech sounds like Otter's speech in "Animal House"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 22, 2024 10:44 PM (RIvkX)

75 Givva head, getta head

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 22, 2024 10:44 PM (NMT5x)

76 Are there actually some of you who are torturing yourselves by watching this?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2024 10:45 PM (xPl2J)

77 Surprise! How's everyone doing tonight?

Posted by: Maggot at August 22, 2024 10:45 PM (i24o9)

78 >>>76 Are there actually some of you who are torturing yourselves by watching this?

i am but i'm calculating how long I have to watch to fake it for tomorrow. this is miserable.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 10:45 PM (KRtlO)

79 How many bottles of wine has she drank before the speech?

She's a connoisseur, after all.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I'd rent her sweet ass a cabin.

If she pays.

Posted by: Nathan Honeycum Sweetdick, Esq. at August 22, 2024 10:45 PM (lSyD7)

80 Jesus Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers

What a crock of crap.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 10:46 PM (lSC4e)

81 Like celebrity gift bags at self congratulatory award shows, it is exclusive designer herpes. Kommiella brand herpes.

Posted by: Van Down By the River at August 22, 2024 10:46 PM (tn22s)

82 Surprise! How's everyone doing tonight?
Posted by: Maggot at August 22, 2024 10:45 PM (i24o9)

FBI is looking for you, is how we are doing.

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 10:46 PM (V13WU)

83 Today, hubby and I were out and about all over Luzerne County ( it was a beautiful day. ) I spied a total.of, hang on people, 3 Harris signs.

The Trump signs were everywhere. Not exaggerating.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:46 PM (gQG2j)

84 i've seen a few pics of kommie where at first glance i thought it was pelosi. double yuck

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:46 PM (CWTWj)

85 Fifty bucks says she orders a drink if you yell, "Last Call!", loud enough.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 22, 2024 10:46 PM (pIfcn)

86 So what is it? Did she put on a dress or another of her ugly man suits?

Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2024 10:46 PM (oaGWv)

87 this rottencrotch whore

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 10:46 PM (KRtlO)

88 Herpes?

They should be so lucky. They get Monkeypox.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 10:47 PM (qlM6w)

89
Surprise! How's everyone doing tonight?
Posted by: Maggot

Get down and give me fifty, Maggot!

Posted by: Sergeant Carter at August 22, 2024 10:47 PM (63Dwl)

90 She's never going to talk about her policies, is she?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 10:47 PM (LkLld)

91
I ain't watching SHIT.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2024 10:47 PM (PViBW)

92 No I have not been able to bring myself to watch any of it. I am entertained by the comments of those watching it though. They are gluttons for punishment.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 22, 2024 10:47 PM (NMT5x)

93 this rottencrotch whore
Posted by: ace

Hiya Big Boy

Posted by: Katie Porter at August 22, 2024 10:47 PM (lSyD7)

94 Hillary must be seething.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 10:47 PM (RUMEY)

95 This speech sounds like Otter's speech in "Animal House"
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Bluto's speech was way better.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:48 PM (gQG2j)

96 okay i'm out, I'm going to duck this under the food thread, no one seems to be watching except JackStraw.

Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 10:48 PM (KRtlO)

97 Kinziger was the big surprise, really? LOL

Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2024 10:48 PM (HJ9BW)

98 So earlier today I saw this Reuters headline, my jaw dropped at how in your face the bias is:

"Kamala Harris to cap democratic convention with historic speech."

Thanks for letting me know it would be historic before she even delivered it, Reuters! Can you imagine their preemptively declaring any speech by any conservative "historic" before they delivered it, ever?

Someone must have shamed them, because the headline seems to have been changed to:

"Kamala Harris' Big Speech Seeks to Redefine Her for America"

But you can still see the original, brazenly propagandistic title in the text of this url from US News and World Report printing the Reuters article:

https://tinyurl.com/ya7cwatd

Posted by: Qwinn at August 22, 2024 10:48 PM (VmtEf)

99 Fifty bucks says she orders a drink if you yell, "Last Call!", loud enough.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 22, 2024 10:46 PM (pIfcn)

Snort!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 10:48 PM (W/lyH)

100 I would put that "Power of one, power of two, power of many" clip on a continuous loop before I would watch 30 seconds of this.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2024 10:48 PM (xPl2J)

101 This is awful.
Posted by: JackStraw

To those of you watching this...I applaud your strength, and question your sanity.

Posted by: Some Rat at August 22, 2024 10:48 PM (vJiyU)

102 Unlike the non-election that made the Democratic Presidential candidate.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at August 22, 2024 10:48 PM (9Afsw)

103 Judging by the blow by blow accounts from trusted media, I don't think she really wants the job.

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 10:48 PM (V13WU)

104 Total lack of substance

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 22, 2024 10:48 PM (RIvkX)

105
POLL:

RFK will what, tomorrow?

a) endorse Neither, and say as much
b) endorse the president
c) endorse the failed border czar
d) get assassinated

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2024 10:49 PM (PViBW)

106 I was in a pretty bad car wreck once. This convention hurts much worse than my broken limbs and head did.

Will not watch.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 22, 2024 10:49 PM (mC3iL)

107 I'm thinking how this is playing in middle America who are stuggling financially and even just based on persona, I'm wondering how many put options I can buy on her winning?

Hey David Plouffe, your shtick doesn't work when the candidate is a horrible orator with a bad voice and horrible economy under her watch.

Posted by: theinverseagonist at August 22, 2024 10:49 PM (kmMua)

108 28 So who was the surprise guest?
Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2024 10:37 PM (oaGWv)

------------

PUPPET SHOW

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 22, 2024 10:49 PM (WBQfF)

109 Obama said he was a blank slate upon which people could project their dreams. Harris seems more like flypaper for nightmares.

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 10:49 PM (yAL3Q)

110 Orange Ent

Heh, yeah you start worrying the Church Lady will show up.

Oh kami, should I look to see if anyone is creating naughty art on Tensor as the Church Lady?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 10:49 PM (qlM6w)

111 how do you mention food thread and kommala in the same town?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:49 PM (CWTWj)

112 I'd rather have annoying vaginal itch than watch Harris.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:49 PM (gQG2j)

113 this rottencrotch whore

I wouldn't know, things were over before I even thought about it.

Posted by: Some guy named Willie at August 22, 2024 10:49 PM (rn2/h)

114 Bluto's speech was way better.
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:48 PM (gQG2j)
====

That's what Mrs. F. said.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 22, 2024 10:49 PM (RIvkX)

115 a bunch of people are like, "I want Joe Biden back..."

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 10:49 PM (V13WU)

116 Hillary must be seething.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 22, 2024 10:47 PM (RUMEY)

That's the best part of all of this.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 10:50 PM (i24o9)

117 The J6 hoax?

Weak sauce.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 22, 2024 10:50 PM (RIvkX)

118 She's just flat out lying now.

I'm out.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 10:50 PM (LkLld)

119 a) endorse Neither, and say as much

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 22, 2024 10:50 PM (XeU6L)

120 But you can still see the original, brazenly propagandistic title in the text of this url from US News and World Report printing the Reuters article:

https://tinyurl.com/ya7cwatd
Posted by: Qwinn at August 22, 2024 10:48 PM (VmtEf)

Last time I dealt with a Reuters reporter was in somalia. I wanted to bayonet the asshole. Complete jerk.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 10:50 PM (W/lyH)

121
How is it playing in Middle Earth?

Well, this DNC is a cross between a homo parade and the oscars. Does that sum it up?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2024 10:51 PM (PViBW)

122 Rode hard and put away Vice Precedent.

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 10:51 PM (RpV5b)

123 Anyone slit their wrists yet.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:52 PM (gQG2j)

124 okay i'm out, I'm going to duck this under the food thread, no one seems to be watching except JackStraw.
Posted by: ace at August 22, 2024 10:48 PM (KRtlO)
====
I sacrifice in vain! Avenge me!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 22, 2024 10:52 PM (RIvkX)

125 Last time I dealt with a Reuters reporter was in somalia. I wanted to bayonet the asshole. Complete jerk.
Posted by: Diogenes

Did you give them the Geraldo handshake?

Posted by: Some Rat at August 22, 2024 10:52 PM (vJiyU)

126 Looks like you are correct - The Great Big “Republican” surprise speaker at the Dem Convention was - Adam Kinziger.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 22, 2024 10:52 PM (S6gqv)

127 "Kamala Harris to cap democratic convention with historic speech."

it will be historic if she doesn't come off like a blockhead.

ok, i guess that's all for this common outdoor pest. bzz bzz and gnight

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:52 PM (CWTWj)

128 I rather watch season 2 of The Acolyte than a Kamala speech

Posted by: steevy at August 22, 2024 10:52 PM (HJ9BW)

129 Ain’t listenin’.

I despise all politicians and their speeches.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 10:52 PM (v6JzV)

130 "Expect me to keep doing what we've already been doing. And that time will be every day."

Posted by: Kamala, Heir to the Oval Office at August 22, 2024 10:52 PM (592Pr)

131 @105 --

Where's option e) Endorse Trump?

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 22, 2024 10:52 PM (p/isN)

132 Off topic

My dad told my grandma a knock knock joke.

Dad: I have a knock knock joke.
Grandma: okay
Dad: you start.
Grandma: knock knock
Dad: Who's there?
Grandma: *blank stare* then busts out laughing

I miss my dad and my grandma.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 22, 2024 10:52 PM (Ad8y9)

133 wasn't Trump supposed to live-comment on his truth social ?

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 10:53 PM (V13WU)

134 Just call her Deep Throat

Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2024 10:53 PM (xJEPL)

135 Ok I just checked the NY Post. It's another man suit. Professional makeup job. Looks like she got some highlights in her hair.

Posted by: Tuna at August 22, 2024 10:53 PM (oaGWv)

136 After all of the things we have witnessed, I continue to ask my self "how in the f*ck did we get here?".

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 22, 2024 10:53 PM (mH6SG)

137 I like your samurai astronauts even though one is missing their sword.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 10:53 PM (qlM6w)

138 >She's never going to talk about her policies, is she?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 10:47 PM (LkLld)

Why would she open herself to attack? Better to instill the fee-fees into her feeble simps of all genders. That's what it takes to get out the vote, not lame shit like policy. That gives Karen the ick.

We've perfectly degenerated into Mencken's Ideal Democracy.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 22, 2024 10:53 PM (cU+je)

139 128 I rather watch season 2 of The Acolyte than a Kamala speech
Posted by: steevy
---------------------------

LMAO! I spit a drink, damn you!

Posted by: theinverseagonist at August 22, 2024 10:53 PM (kmMua)

140 >>The Great Big “Republican” surprise speaker at the Dem Convention was - Adam Kinziger.
——-
Good to know because I thought Taylor Swift looked unusually coarse tonight.

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 10:54 PM (yAL3Q)

141 Oh kami, should I look to see if anyone is creating naughty art on Tensor as the Church Lady?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 10:49 PM (qlM6w)

Maybe. But some of it's on the AI. I asked for something for a western cover, and it gave me a nude person face down in the desert with cowboy boots on, being stared at by a top male/bottom female and a top female/bottom male nude with cowboy boots on, with a Culthu behind them. I didn't ask for anything like that!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 22, 2024 10:54 PM (0eaVi)

142 Wake me when she gets to "I feel your pain."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 22, 2024 10:54 PM (RIvkX)

143
@105 --

Where's option e) Endorse Trump?
Posted by: Weak Geek

That's b.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2024 10:54 PM (PViBW)

144 118 She's just flat out lying now.

I'm out.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 10:50 PM (LkLld)

What on earth did you expect?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at August 22, 2024 10:54 PM (d8zPm)

145 So who was the surprise guest?

Former Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta, who of course was one of the "51 intelligence experts" who swore that Hunter Biden's laptop was Russian disinformation.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 22, 2024 10:54 PM (uxCna)

146 "Kamala Harris' Big Speech Seeks to Redefine Her for America"

She's going to be Hispanic now?

Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2024 10:54 PM (5IEcl)

147 Heels Up Harris.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:54 PM (gQG2j)

148 @108 --

I know that "PUPPET SHOW" gag is from a movie, but what movie?

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 22, 2024 10:54 PM (p/isN)

149 oh, did kinzigger twerk while he was yapping?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 22, 2024 10:54 PM (CWTWj)

150 This is the biggest night of Kinzinger's pathetic life.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 22, 2024 10:55 PM (WBQfF)

151 She's never going to talk about her policies, is she?

You have to elect her to find out what her policies are.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 22, 2024 10:55 PM (uxCna)

152 Gen. Jack D. Ripper, "fluoridation Mandrake, fluoridation."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 10:55 PM (qlM6w)

153 Who is Adam Kinsinger?

Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2024 10:55 PM (xJEPL)

154 Kinzinger is probably getting a lot of cock at the DNC.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2024 10:55 PM (xPl2J)

155 Kamalahaha: SheWhoSitsOnFace.

Can't watch the Hyena.

Posted by: Beverly at August 22, 2024 10:55 PM (Epeb0)

156 Unternood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 22, 2024 10:56 PM (y31cs)

157
That's hilarious!

I'll bet hundreds of thousands of Fuckfaces tuned in hoping to see beyonsay and tay-yay, and they got adamfuckingkinzinger, who looks like a post-menopausal woman.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2024 10:56 PM (PViBW)

158 Who is Adam Kinsinger?

A composite.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 22, 2024 10:56 PM (mH6SG)

159 The LoRa's seem to have a built in naughty streak.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 10:56 PM (qlM6w)

160
Told ya. Tabula Rasa.

They're really trying to make this dumbcunt a "blank slate" like they did with obama 2008.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2024 10:57 PM (PViBW)

161 Sort of like Julia.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at August 22, 2024 10:57 PM (mH6SG)

162 Listening to her talk is like...something something Barney Frank's leotard.

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 10:57 PM (RpV5b)

163 Bet Gavin Newsom was pissed that he didn't replace The Cadaver.

When he looks at Harris he's thinking...blow me bitch.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 10:57 PM (gQG2j)

164 More like Tabulate la Raza

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 10:57 PM (qlM6w)

165 Taylor Swift and Beyonce aren't interested in endorsing Kamela. Wonder why

Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2024 10:57 PM (xJEPL)

166 I like your samurai astronauts even though one is missing their sword.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 10:53 PM (qlM6w)

TA leaves things out all the time. I say exactly what I want and it doesn't put it in. Maybe it can't do more than two suggestions?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 22, 2024 10:58 PM (0eaVi)

167 I'll bet hundreds of thousands of Fuckfaces tuned in hoping to see beyonsay and tay-yay, and they got adamfuckingkinzinger, who looks like a post-menopausal woman.

Yeah, it kinda looks bad to tease that some Galactic superstar singer was going to show up, and then have a parade of has-beens.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 22, 2024 10:58 PM (uxCna)

168
"early voting" commences in, like, 10 days

BEFORE the first debate, in fact.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2024 10:58 PM (PViBW)

169 I know that "PUPPET SHOW" gag is from a movie, but what movie?
Posted by: Weak Geek at August 22, 2024 10:54 PM (p/isN)

----------

Actually, its a Jeb Bush meme. Low Energy Jeb made a campaign appearance at some cheesy amusement park. On the marquee they gave him second billing under PUPPET SHOW.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 22, 2024 10:58 PM (WBQfF)

170 If elected, Kamala would make Biden and Obama seem like demagogue and straw-man argument minor league third-stringers.

Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2024 10:58 PM (aBgBM)

171 Censorship on Ace tonight.. . . . .of a deep variety. . . . . . shame, shame

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat harlots who ride free on a staff position of Willie Brown at August 22, 2024 10:58 PM (4rvfO)

172 Wait, Trump tax increase? $5trillion? Where did I just hear this.

It was her plan to raise $5Trillion, what is this crap.

Posted by: theinverseagonist at August 22, 2024 10:58 PM (kmMua)

173
More like Tabulate la Raza
Posted by: Anna Puma

Ahhh, yes.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2024 10:58 PM (PViBW)

174 In this part of the sermon, Rev. Kamala will meditate on the Communion of Abortion.

Posted by: Miklos hears stories at August 22, 2024 10:58 PM (lSyD7)

175 Bet Gavin Newsom was pissed that he didn't replace The Cadaver.

He was supposed to, and then Biden's people screwed that up by having Senile Joe immediately endorse Kamala.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 22, 2024 10:59 PM (uxCna)

176 Jazz Odyssey!

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2024 10:59 PM (xPl2J)

177 Type in "gleaming razor-sharp katanas" and get sheathed katanas often.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 10:59 PM (qlM6w)

178 This is what makes this Dem campaign interesting. We will see if Americans are so dumb now that the being that has been VP for three and a half years claiming to be in on every decision can sell the idea that it is an outsider who can change everything and fix things. The mind boggles

Posted by: azjaeger at August 22, 2024 10:59 PM (3/XaG)

179
POLL:

RFK will what, tomorrow?

a) endorse Neither, and say as much
b) endorse the president
c) endorse the failed border czar
d) get assassinated

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2024 11:00 PM (PViBW)

180 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING TO GET US ALL PREGNANT!!!

Posted by: Middle Aged, Terribly Lonely Cat Lady at August 22, 2024 11:00 PM (1FWWQ)

181 We will see if Americans are so dumb now

That has been adjudicated and the case is closed.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 22, 2024 11:01 PM (mH6SG)

182
Do Not Forget: Democrat candidates in purple districts are AVOIDING this "joyful" and "historic" and "most watched ever" convention.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2024 11:01 PM (PViBW)

183 Are we guessing what the prescripted Word of the Day is? How will they all describe her speech?

Obamaesque
Historic
Soaring
Surgical
Emotional
Joyous

And how about the Buzzphrase of the Day that every single media whore will identically react with?

She "Rose to the Occasion"
She "Hit it Out of the Park"
She "Had a Moment"

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 11:01 PM (lX8VI)

184 In this part of the sermon, Rev. Kamala will meditate on the Communion of Abortion.

Yeah, the bread lines and labor camps we have now are bad, but at least we have free and unrestricted abortion!

Posted by: Typical AWFL! at August 22, 2024 11:01 PM (uxCna)

185 If elected, she'll redecorate the Ovary Office to look like the alley behind the 7-11.

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 11:01 PM (RpV5b)

186
No Democrat was running away from obama in 2008.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2024 11:02 PM (PViBW)

187 Type in "gleaming razor-sharp katanas" and get sheathed katanas often.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 10:59 PM (qlM6w)

I sorta figured out MS Designer, with the help of an ALHer. Same kind of problems there getting it to put in things I asked for.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 22, 2024 11:02 PM (0eaVi)

188 Had to turn it off.

Shoulda splurged for the Stoli.

Posted by: Miklos also has limits at August 22, 2024 11:03 PM (lSyD7)

189 Yeah, it kinda looks bad to tease that some Galactic superstar singer was going to show up, and then have a parade of has-beens.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 22, 2024 10:58 PM (uxCna)

Nope. They just wanted eyeballs. When you have someone good, you announce it in advance. When you want attention so you can mindfuck people with bullshit, you "surprise" them.

Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 11:03 PM (lX8VI)

190 154 Kinzinger is probably getting a lot of cock at the DNC.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 22, 2024 10:55 PM (xPl2J)

The Democrat National Committee will continue making Kinzinger publicly degrade himself in return for his 30 pieces of silver until he dies.

Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2024 11:03 PM (aBgBM)

191 153 Who is Adam Kinsinger?
Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2024 10:55 PM (xJEPL)

If that is a serious question, he got elected to Congress by pretending to be a tea party conservative. He got more and more obviously progressive as his time in office went on, and he got redistricted out of his seat last cycle. He’s a nobody now with no office and no chance of ever winning one again. Why anyone pays attention to him is a mystery.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 22, 2024 11:03 PM (S6gqv)

192 Kamela's campaign is PAYING people to endorse her. Bet she can't afford Taylor Swift or Beyonce.

Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2024 11:03 PM (xJEPL)

193 185 Ovary Office, LOL

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 11:03 PM (v6JzV)

194 @169 --

Oh. Thanks.

But I would swear that I saw a "PUPPET SHOW" marquee in an old movie. Maybe "The Senator Was Indiscreet"?

(Funny flick, BTW.)

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 22, 2024 11:04 PM (p/isN)

195 No Democrat was running away from obama in 2008.

Never underestimate them. Ham sammich.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 22, 2024 11:04 PM (mH6SG)

196
Who is Adam Kinsinger?
Posted by: ALH

He's the 2024 even mcmuffin.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2024 11:04 PM (PViBW)

197 Ovary Office?

She's gonna put the stirrups in?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 11:04 PM (qlM6w)

198 Eggs McNuthin

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 11:05 PM (qlM6w)

199 Will we see photos of Harris with her head enveloped in a background halo, or is that reserved for President Probably in the Closet?

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 11:05 PM (yAL3Q)

200 Joe Biden endorsing Harris would be the only good thing he's done for America, though this depends on Harris losing in November.

If she wins, then Joe bats 0.000 on good political/policy decisions for his career.

Posted by: Herpes Simplex Virus at August 22, 2024 11:05 PM (rihlv)

201
Eggs McNuthin
Posted by: Anna Puma

Another nice one.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2024 11:05 PM (PViBW)

202 I had a horrible vision enter my mind just now.

What do Tim Walz's balls look like.

I need help and Xanax.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 11:06 PM (gQG2j)

203 I took a 3 year break from the news.

Been reading it again for two weeks and this commie hoor has put a comma in my blood pressure.

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 11:06 PM (RpV5b)

204 Sifty,

Is that you?

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 11:07 PM (gQG2j)

205 What do Tim Walz's balls look like.

John Smallberries reportin for dooty!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 11:07 PM (qlM6w)

206 >>Kamela's campaign is PAYING people to endorse her. Bet she can't afford Taylor Swift or Beyonce.

Best I can do is Adam Kinzinger.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 11:07 PM (LkLld)

207
Actually, it’s a Jeb Bush meme. Low Energy Jeb made a campaign appearance at some cheesy amusement park. On the marquee they gave him second billing under PUPPET SHOW.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 22, 2024 10:58 PM (WBQfF)

LOL!
(Spinal Tap)

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 22, 2024 11:07 PM (S6gqv)

208 205

Bwahahahaha

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 11:07 PM (gQG2j)

209 205 What do Tim Walz's balls look like.

John Smallberries reportin for dooty!
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 11:07 PM (qlM6w)

***SNORT***

Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2024 11:08 PM (xJEPL)

210 Walz ballz!

A new fake cuss.

Is there a real word for those phrases?

Posted by: pawn at August 22, 2024 11:08 PM (QB+5g)

211 Yeah. It me.

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 11:08 PM (RpV5b)

212 "Jesus Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers"

That NEVER happened! God!! How many times do I have to deny this?!?! Three? Is the answer three you funny motherfuckers?

Posted by: Jesus Ramirez at August 22, 2024 11:08 PM (zhAIW)

213 Ya'll keep spelling Awalz's name wrong.

Posted by: boynsea at August 22, 2024 11:08 PM (cx155)

214 Based on this speech, Kamala has one policy position. "I'm not Trump!"

And she's running out of steam and looking frazzled. She's never had to speak in public this long.

Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2024 11:09 PM (aBgBM)

215 Smallberries - Bigboote 2024

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 11:09 PM (RpV5b)

216 Sifty,

How the hell are you?

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 11:09 PM (gQG2j)

217 I have to imagine someone else declined to speak tonight and they used Shitflinger as a desperate back up.

He's an absolute zero.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2024 11:11 PM (IG4Id)

218 So limp.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 22, 2024 11:11 PM (RIvkX)

219
I have No Doubt they asked mike cuck pence to endorse/speak.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 22, 2024 11:12 PM (PViBW)

220 Good thing I didn't bother.

@sav_says_ 26m
Wow they’re really having Kamala say the EXACT same portions of the speeches she’s said before.

This is supposed to be her big night and she’s just repeating the same thing that I’ve heard at her rallies over and over and over again.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2024 11:12 PM (IG4Id)

221 *stops altering the astronaut prompt*

the spacesuit is getting skimpier.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 11:12 PM (qlM6w)

222 Democrats won't admit but they have to be in a Code Red panic right now. They actually lost ground during this convention.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 11:13 PM (LkLld)

223 Mpfs, I am getting richer, tougher, and better lookin all the time.
Good and Red are wonderful and the peaches in the back yard are ripe.

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 11:13 PM (RpV5b)

224 215 Smallberries - Bigboote 2024
Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 11:09 PM (RpV5b)

Laffa while you canna, Monkey Boy!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 22, 2024 11:13 PM (S6gqv)

225 Well, we can look forward to some more intern hanky-panky in the White House, except it will be the First Husband with the nanny in the pantry.

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 11:13 PM (yAL3Q)

226 I have to imagine someone else declined to speak tonight and they used Shitflinger as a desperate back up.

Celebrities are sniffing the breeze and realizing that this is the absolute high point of Kamala's popularity.

It's all downhill from here.

Posted by: Typical AWFL! at August 22, 2024 11:13 PM (uxCna)

227 Dr. Lizardo 2024!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 11:13 PM (qlM6w)

228 I'm looking forward to the debate between her & Trump. Will she say some variation of that little girl was me?

Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2024 11:13 PM (xJEPL)

229 @207 --

PUPPET SHOW
AND SPINAL TAP

That was it! Thanks, TS!

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 22, 2024 11:14 PM (p/isN)

230 Thank God that's over. What a nightmare. Democrats lie with such abandon--it's truly incredible.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 22, 2024 11:14 PM (3ImbR)

231 218 So limp.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 22, 2024 11:11 PM (RIvkX)

----------

HEY!!! SHE JUST PREFERRED THE TURKEY BASTER!

Posted by: Tim Walz at August 22, 2024 11:14 PM (WBQfF)

232 228 I'm looking forward to the debate between her & Trump. Will she say some variation of that little girl was me?

Posted by: ALH at August 22, 2024 11:13 PM (xJEPL)

You can bet your last quatloo on it.

Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2024 11:15 PM (aBgBM)

233 Good for you Sifty!

I'm happy for ya!

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 11:15 PM (gQG2j)

234 Let us all contemplate and reflect upon the condition and appearance of Walz Ballz.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 22, 2024 11:15 PM (WBQfF)

235 Are they really sure this is an improvement over a senile bone sack with a vainglorious harridan wife?

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 11:16 PM (yAL3Q)

236 And she's running out of steam and looking frazzled. She's never had to speak in public this long.

I gave her everything left in the pharmacy? What can I say? *shrugs*

Posted by: Dr. Strangelove at August 22, 2024 11:16 PM (mH6SG)

237 Watching the D&C was like getting a swirly from Josef Stalin while Ted Kennedy got ny dog pregnant.

I feel like Jodie Foster on the pinball machine without the romance.

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 11:16 PM (RpV5b)

238 HEY!!! SHE JUST PREFERRED THE TURKEY BASTER!
Posted by: Tim Walz

Me too

Posted by: Big Mike at August 22, 2024 11:17 PM (lSyD7)

239 Vainglorious. Nice word.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 22, 2024 11:17 PM (WBQfF)

240 Orange Ent

Looking at someone's work. In their Negative Prompt they have "topless" in it. Along with "small boobs" and "medium boobs"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 11:17 PM (qlM6w)

241 IT'S KAMALAMOMENTUM!

Posted by: All State Media, Tomorrow! at August 22, 2024 11:17 PM (uxCna)

242 Let us all contemplate and reflect upon the condition and appearance of Walz Ballz.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

He looks ancient so I assume the Walz Ballz are riding low and dusty.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 11:17 PM (gQG2j)

243 KAMALAVALANCHE!!

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 11:18 PM (RpV5b)

244 Kamalpiercer...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 11:19 PM (qlM6w)

245 Bitch could have read the menu at Arby’s and the media would say it’s the most joyful and powerful speech since the Gettysburg Address.

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 11:20 PM (yAL3Q)

246 Walz Ballz

The only candy that runs away.

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 11:20 PM (RpV5b)

247 Heh. Trump is on Fox right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 11:20 PM (LkLld)

248 KAMALUNAMI!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 22, 2024 11:20 PM (WBQfF)

249 243 KAMALAVALANCHE!!

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 11:18 PM (RpV5b)

Apply for a trademark for this ASAP. Before the DNC and every Leftist org in the world does.

Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2024 11:21 PM (aBgBM)

250 Walz Ballz

Only candy not used by that sketchy guy down by the river living in the van.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 11:21 PM (qlM6w)

251 If she wanted to cement her bona fides she would have had the Schlitz malt liquor bull bust through the wall during her speech.

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 11:22 PM (RpV5b)

252 Chef's Sweaty Meatballs > Walz Ballz

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 11:23 PM (qlM6w)

253 KAMALABORTION!

What? Doesn’t that celebrate the most valuable thing we have?

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 11:23 PM (yAL3Q)

254 Wife shut off the TV and came upstairs. Now I can stop lying on this bed and go lie on the sofa.

It's all about the variety.

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 22, 2024 11:23 PM (p/isN)

255 A post on the HQ is better than any trademark or patent.

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 11:24 PM (RpV5b)

256 Schameel, schamail, hossepfeffer corporated

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 11:24 PM (qlM6w)

257 Looking at someone's work. In their Negative Prompt they have "topless" in it. Along with "small boobs" and "medium boobs"
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 11:17 PM (qlM6w)

I thought they wouldn't allow it, but they do!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 22, 2024 11:26 PM (0eaVi)

258 90 She's never going to talk about her policies, is she?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 10:47 PM (LkLld)

----

Expecting a woman of color to talk about her policies when she's running for president is racist and sexist. Do better.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at August 22, 2024 11:28 PM (qVAjS)

259 Do Oompa Loompas make Walz Ballz?

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 11:29 PM (gQG2j)

260 I have milked smarter animals than I saw at the DMZ this week

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 11:29 PM (RpV5b)

261 Couldn't they get Liz Cheney?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2024 11:31 PM (63Dwl)

262 All oompa loompas have been relocated to collective farms to make beet soup.

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 11:31 PM (RpV5b)

263 Even Liz Cheney knew this was a turd-show to rival any donkey show in Tijuana.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 11:32 PM (qlM6w)

264 Anyone with cab fare and some Boones Farm can get Liz Cheney.

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 11:32 PM (RpV5b)

265 All oompa loompas have been relocated to collective farms to make beet soup.
Posted by: Sifty

That's a damn shame.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 11:33 PM (gQG2j)

266 259 Do Oompa Loompas make Walz Ballz?
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 11:29 PM (gQG2j)

Oompa Loompa Loompity Doo,
I’ve got another riddle for you.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 22, 2024 11:35 PM (S6gqv)

267 You know, I really think we have a hit on our hands right here at the HQ.

Walz Ballz.

Feel the excitement.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 22, 2024 11:37 PM (gQG2j)

268 Looking at someone's work. In their Negative Prompt they have "topless" in it. Along with "small boobs" and "medium boobs"
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 11:17 PM (qlM6w)

I don't see that anywhere except my own unposted work. Can't see it on your posted items.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 22, 2024 11:37 PM (0eaVi)

269 Picked a bad election cycle to try Stoicism.

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 11:37 PM (RpV5b)

270 Apparently. there was a "Hotties for Harris" gathering at the DNC. This is like something from Jr. High.

Article from FrontPage website ;

https://tinyurl.com/5n6mztvj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2024 11:38 PM (xaKf7)

271 Fear not! The Coconut is a stronk wymyns!

Posted by: Dr. Strangelove at August 22, 2024 11:38 PM (mH6SG)

272 Wal Balz

Now with extra Tiger Balm!

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 11:38 PM (RpV5b)

273 Like a GD toddler:

@PhilipWegmann 17m
Now flashing on the teleprompter…. “PLEASE LEAVE THE STAGE”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2024 11:38 PM (IG4Id)

274 I just clicked on your image "Not at all what I asked for" and it brought it up in a separate window and on the right side is listed the model, LoRas, prompt, Negative Prompt, etc.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 11:39 PM (qlM6w)

275 I kinda hope Kramalas cuck husthing banged another maid tonight while she was babbling.

Is that wronk?

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 11:40 PM (RpV5b)

276 Rule by influencers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2024 11:43 PM (63Dwl)

277 I just clicked on your image "Not at all what I asked for" and it brought it up in a separate window and on the right side is listed the model, LoRas, prompt, Negative Prompt, etc.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 11:39 PM (qlM6w)

Face palm. Just scroll down on the side box, dummy!

I didn't even think of scrolling. Well, not the dumbest thing I've done today....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 22, 2024 11:44 PM (0eaVi)

278 It's a learning experience.

Copied a prompt from the poster with the "topless" negative prompt. Oh boy did it generate a truly terrifying horror image.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 11:48 PM (qlM6w)

279 AP, posted a new attempt.

https://tinyurl.com/rxavfav5

Gotta go.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 22, 2024 11:50 PM (0eaVi)

280 Fucking nuts you guys watch that shit. You ARE actually weird.

Posted by: Ig at August 22, 2024 11:52 PM (YJjyZ)

281 These are the Democrats who deserve an Oscar for a fake, all an act- convention. Douglas Murray-NY Post:

https://tinyurl.com/4techbyx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2024 11:53 PM (dTTBf)

282 Good evening, glad to see folks here.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 11:54 PM (geKVs)

283 Posted by: Ig at August 22, 2024 11:52 PM (YJjyZ)

No; I didn't watch it. I'm just reading reviews. And I may be weird-just not as weird as Kamala Harris

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2024 11:55 PM (dTTBf)

284 Not watching the Kamalamadingdong Show, but the comments here are entertaining.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 22, 2024 11:55 PM (SMy0Z)

285 How can people talk about food so much? It's like a fetish.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 11:57 PM (geKVs)

286 I watched a movie and figured there would be some good chatter to read went I got here. thud

Good evening Fen,

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 11:59 PM (geKVs)

287 I used TensorArt to create an AI version of a bikini-clad female sasquatch, and, well, AI didn't quite compute completely on the subject, but did get some details correct:

https://tinyurl.com/yzthjxkn

Posted by: Herpes Simplex Virus at August 23, 2024 12:00 AM (rihlv)

288 Best special effects:

"Sometimes it takes a whole team. And the award for best special effects has to go to none other than Kamala Harris and her team of advisors.

In a matter of weeks they have managed to turn a hopeless candidate into a front-runner.

The first special effect was the claim that the crazy Kamala laugh was not embarrassing but was in fact “brat.”

Then we learned that all the word salads and wine-mom mannerisms were in fact “joy.”

Douglas Murray

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2024 12:00 AM (dTTBf)

289 Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 11:59 PM (geKVs)

Good evening, Braenyard.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2024 12:01 AM (dTTBf)

290 THE US DESTROYER 'RALPH JOHNSON' SAILING THROUGH THE TAIWAN STRAIT CLAIMED BY CHINA AS ITS TERRITORY.

THE AMERICAN WARSHIP SHADOWED BY CHINESE MILITARY FORCES...USNI NEWS

Posted by: Braenyard at August 23, 2024 12:02 AM (geKVs)

291 I didn't watch it, but apparently Bill Clinton compared Joe Biden to George Washington-leaving at a time of his own choosing. Yes; When I think of Joe Biden the first comparison that comes to mind is George Washington. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2024 12:04 AM (dTTBf)

292 Off, STD sock! Go back to the DNC convention where you belong!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at August 23, 2024 12:04 AM (rihlv)

293 She worked her way up the very old fashioned way only to be turned into an alcoholic by her new peers.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 23, 2024 12:05 AM (geKVs)

294 FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2024 12:00 AM

Astute.

Posted by: KT at August 23, 2024 12:05 AM (xekrU)

295 "Giggles McDickSmoothie"

And running mate Chuckles McHorseSmoothie

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 23, 2024 12:07 AM (yyfZN)

296 Clinton can tell those stories with conviction. Looking forward to some convictions after Trump is elected.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 23, 2024 12:07 AM (geKVs)

297 Astute.
Posted by: KT at August 23, 2024 12:05 AM (xekrU)

Biden does that lot. Sometimes with surprises.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 23, 2024 12:07 AM (SMy0Z)

298 And Douglas Murray absolutely tanked Cardinal Cupich.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2024 12:11 AM (dTTBf)

299 It may be because it could be hard to come by, sooner rather than later.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 23, 2024 12:12 AM (mH6SG)

300 RALPH JOHNSON IS RIGHT!

Posted by: Olsen Johnson at August 23, 2024 12:12 AM (63Dwl)

301 Wasn't Kennedy supposed to make a speech tonight?
That commercial he did on an earlier thread was compelling.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 23, 2024 12:16 AM (geKVs)

302 Anti-Israel protesters swarm former Republican presidential primary candidate blocks from DNC, tell him he has no right to be there unless he calls out Israel over “genocide” in Gaza.

www.israelnationalnews.com/news/395057

Posted by: Braenyard at August 23, 2024 12:23 AM (geKVs)

303 Kinzinger

Ironic he's at DNC.

DEMs cheerfully agreed to use his district as the carving district when it was time to draw the new lines-- despite his prodigious service to them on the J6 committee.

Thanks for everything, Adam! Don't let the door hit you in the adz on the way out, 'kay?

Posted by: mnw at August 23, 2024 12:30 AM (NLIak)

304 Wasn't Kennedy supposed to make a speech tonight?

Tomorrow.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 23, 2024 12:37 AM (uxCna)

305 Yikes...
I think I just found out about the Barrel...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 23, 2024 01:46 AM (tRAXV)

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