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Official in the Biden-Harris Department of Energy Calls for "the Queering of Nuclear Weapons" Because They're Very Serious About American Security

Bringing joy to mutual assured destruction.



A fresh hire within President Biden's Department of Energy previously wrote an op-ed about "queering nuclear weapons" -- in which she argued that "queer theory" was crucial to US nuclear policy.

Sneha Nair co-authored the article just months before she was hired in February as a special assistant at the DOE's nuclear security wing, the National Nuclear Security Administration, noted Fox News, which first reported on it.

In the wide-ranging piece, Nair argued that queer theory could "help change how nuclear practitioners, experts, and the public think about nuclear weapons" as she touched on the sprawling diversity, equity and inclusion ideology.

The article -- titled "Queering nuclear weapons: How LGBTQ+ inclusion strengthens security and reshapes disarmament" -- also laid bare her belief that discrimination against queer people could "undermine nuclear security and increase nuclear threat."

It's like the worst game of Mad Libs ever where the only rule in the game is to connect everything to gays and conclude that gays are the most special creatures ever created.


"It's about people. Equity and inclusion for queer people is not just a box-ticking exercise in ethics and social justice; it is also essential for creating effective nuclear policy," she wrote in the piece published in the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists.

Nair -- a graduate of Prince William's alma mater, St. Andrews University -- argued that queer theory, which she defined as a look at "sex and gender-based norms," identified how nuclear weapons conversations were gendered.

"Nuclear deterrence is associated with 'rationality' and 'security,' while disarmament and justice for nuclear weapon victims are coded as 'emotion' and a lack of understanding of the 'real' mechanics of security," she wrote.

The article went on to say that the theory prioritizes the rights of people over "the abstract idea of national security -- and challenges the understanding of nuclear weapons.

"The queer lens prioritizes the rights and well-being of people over the abstract idea of national security, and it challenges the mainstream understanding of nuclear weapons -- questioning whether they truly deter nuclear war, stabilize geopolitics, and reduce the likelihood of conventional war," she wrote.

"Queer theory asks: Who created these ideas? How are they being upheld? Whose interests do they serve? And whose experiences are being excluded?"


Nair penned the piece while working as a nuclear research expert at the Stimson Center, a think tank based in Washington, DC. Her co-author, Louis Reitmann, was a research associate at the Vienna Center for Disarmament and Non-Proliferation.

The authors of this very important paper:

snehanair.jpglouisreitman.jpg

We need bullies to do their fucking jobs again.

She thinks that DEI can help defend us from a nuclear attack.

You won't be surprised that she wants more foreigners with ties to terrorist countries hired to work in America's nuclear weapons agencies.

And that she wants our security services to re-direct their attention to... white supremacists.

So let jihadists spies into NORAD, but give every white worker 24 hour NSA surveillance.

Biden-Harris official says people with foreign connections should be given access to America's deep nuclear secrets as part of a diversity, equity and inclusion agenda.

Nair explicitly says that bolstering DEI is a national security matter. "DEI principles and advancement must be considered crucial assets for strengthening nuclear security implementation," Nair added.

Nair's DEI agenda envisions expanding America's deep secrets to people with foreign connections, claiming those individuals were discouraged from applying as an issue of race bias.

She said, "U.S. government reports show that qualified applicants with foreign ties have been discouraged from applying to sensitive national security positions and faced barriers to obtaining a security clearance. This is in part due to preconceived confirmation biases held by investigators about certain racial or ethnic groups."

"Considerable progress has been made in advancing DEI in the nuclear field, but the largest obstacle remains in ensuring that nuclear security practitioners understand how DEI can serve as a tool to strengthen nuclear security," she said in the article. "Greater focus on the intersections between nuclear security and DEI is essential."


Regarding race bias, Nair believes that White staff at nuclear facilities don't have the ability to properly evaluate threats from people of the same racial group, notably radical White supremacists.

"Diversifying the perspectives included in nuclear security decision-making can expand the definition of who or what constitutes a 'threat' for nuclear security," she said. "The notion of 'threat' and 'security' are defined by the dominant culture, which inherently sidelines how marginalized groups ... perceive 'threats.'"

Dominant culture is an academic concept about power which refers to how the U.S. has traditionally been shaped by White people.

"An example of this is the threat posed by some White supremacist groups to nuclear facilities may go undetected if a White-majority workforce does not perceive these ideological leanings as indicators of a relevant nuclear security threat," she claimed.

"[I]ntegrating DEI into nuclear security culture can help reimagine how each state's nuclear security regime understands 'threat' to ensure a comprehensive assessment of the security risks facing a facility," she concluded.

She sounds like a foreign spy herself -- opening the doors for other, more competent foreign spies.

If these people aren't doing real work -- and they're not -- then they have no business being paid by the taxpayer. The government is not supposed to exist merely to give fake jobs to useless Marxists who cannot secure work anywhere else.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:16 PM




Comments

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1 They may not work anymore, but they'll be fabulous!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2024 06:16 PM (2UnvF)

2 Nuclear war erupts: LGBTQUIA+ people hardest hit.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes NYT Headline writer at August 22, 2024 06:16 PM (PiwSw)

3 Will they still go all splodey?

No telling sir, but we put glitter on them!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2024 06:17 PM (2UnvF)

4 Sam Brinton sez "hi"

Posted by: BignJames at August 22, 2024 06:17 PM (AwYPR)

5 Snuke > Sneha

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2024 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

6 Is this a prelude to rehiring Sam Brinton?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 22, 2024 06:18 PM (PiwSw)

7 How do you make "queer" Nukes?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 22, 2024 06:18 PM (QNSds)

8
The only way to win the game is be the recipient of gay sex.

Posted by: WOPR 2024 at August 22, 2024 06:18 PM (RKVpM)

9
The authors of this very important paper:

==================

They look like the Hollywood version of Huma Abedin and Alex Soros.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2024 06:18 PM (lCaJd)

10 this whole DEI nonsense cannot die soon enough.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 22, 2024 06:19 PM (YiKO5)

11 >> "Queering nuclear weapons: How LGBTQ+ inclusion strengthens security and reshapes disarmament"
——-
Homos and perverts. The saviors of us all. Are you not grateful?

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 06:19 PM (yAL3Q)

12 We're all going to die aren't we?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 22, 2024 06:19 PM (Ydd86)

13 Sam Brinton, Admiral Levine , Secretary Buttgiggle and now these clowns. Our enemies are laughing too hard to invade and our allies are hiding. We're a joke

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2024 06:19 PM (qKpsC)

14 Out: Mutually assured destruction.

In: Mutually assured cocksucking.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 06:19 PM (i24o9)

15 6 Is this a prelude to rehiring Sam Brinton?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 22, 2024 06:18 PM (PiwSw)

Now more fabulous than ever!

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 22, 2024 06:19 PM (YiKO5)

16 "Greater focus on the intersections between nuclear security and DEI is essential."
......


Sounds like gobbledygook to me.

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2024 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

17 She's stupid and her lipstick is awful and the guy looks like a younger less nice looking version of Douglas Murray, the conservative Englishman and columnist who happens to be gay and would- no doubt-, make some clever and acerbic comments about "queering nuclear weapons."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2024 06:19 PM (dTTBf)

18 It's commies all the way down... until you reach the actual fascists.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2024 06:19 PM (IG4Id)

19 This person has clearly been taking in too much oxygen. She needs to lower her intake.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2024 06:20 PM (3OQQc)

20 Her chompers are bigger than AOC. Still a 1 though.

Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 06:20 PM (B1dzx)

21 Well, they will sparkle for about .1 of second before they disintegrate

Posted by: Beartooth at August 22, 2024 06:20 PM (C4W8c)

22 Out: Mutually assured destruction.

In: We'll give you such a pinch!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2024 06:20 PM (2UnvF)

23 >>>discrimination against queer people could "undermine nuclear security and increase nuclear threat."

Only if they steal airport luggage from black women. And post pics in dog masks.

Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2024 06:20 PM (QAK8m)

24 The next subatomic particle discovered shall be named the “queerino.”

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 06:20 PM (yAL3Q)

25 What does that even mean ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2024 06:20 PM (IyPmt)

26 Jacketed with cobalt glitter.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 22, 2024 06:20 PM (tdoFV)

27 Why is every single thing reduced to what's in your pants.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at August 22, 2024 06:20 PM (SfhV1)

28 It was amusing when they were relegated to being the funny gadfly son on Soap, but now they're becoming an existential threat.

These f**kers gotta go back into the closet or at least the ones that have proven they are too gay to function.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 22, 2024 06:20 PM (XV/Pl)

29 Her lipstick color is garish. sheesh girl, get a nice makeover already.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 22, 2024 06:20 PM (YiKO5)

30 Also, let me reiterate, queerness is a cult

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 22, 2024 06:21 PM (Ydd86)

31 White suptemacists are now gonna steal nukes? 😳

Posted by: Twilled at August 22, 2024 06:21 PM (aw2/Z)

32 Again... this is a societal struggle between the clinically insane, the mentally disturbed and the normals.

Guess who's winning.

Ask why. And act accordingly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 22, 2024 06:21 PM (Q4IgG)

33 How do you make "queer" Nukes?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 22, 2024 06:18 PM (QNSds)

You don't want to know.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 06:21 PM (i24o9)

34 >>>-- also laid bare her belief that discrimination against queer people could "undermine nuclear security and increase nuclear threat."
--------------

Stick a nuke up her arse and shoot her to the moon.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 06:21 PM (geKVs)

35 I've been waiting for our militaries to switch from rockets which are just penii rockets and move to something more feminine...

....like unfolding vagina domes which encapsulate our enemies.

Posted by: Stateless at August 22, 2024 06:21 PM (jvJvP)

36 How do you make "queer" Nukes?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
......


I don't know but the explosions are fabulous!

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2024 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

37
But seriously, public outrage took out that Mary Poppins impersonator who was going to head up the Bureau of Disinformation or whatever it was. (She's now utterly down in the dumps and has lost her suit against Fox News.)

It could happen again.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2024 06:21 PM (lCaJd)

38 I am happy that these people are self-identifying for when the burning times come. Will make things a tad easier...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 22, 2024 06:22 PM (XMwZJ)

39 The next subatomic particle discovered shall be named the “queerino.”

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 06:20 PM (yAL3Q)

They already got the quark. That's close enough.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 06:22 PM (i24o9)

40 Seems to me a nuclear weapon is pretty indiscriminate and will turn pretty much anything within the fireball into into radioactive dust.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 06:22 PM (tT6L1)

41 Even ten years ago, this would have been an Onion headline.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 22, 2024 06:23 PM (vsXBg)

42 29 Her lipstick color is garish. sheesh girl, get a nice makeover already.
Posted by: IC -

--
Probably an AOC fangirl

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 22, 2024 06:23 PM (Ydd86)

43 So our nukes are going to be triggered?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 22, 2024 06:23 PM (Wnv9h)

44 Nair musta worked on that upper lip though, amirite?

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 22, 2024 06:23 PM (NMT5x)

45 >>discrimination against queer people could "undermine nuclear security and increase nuclear threat."

You could make a pretty strong case that it is our defense of queer people that has increased the threat of nuclear war. It's one of the things the Islamic nuts hate about western culture.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 06:23 PM (LkLld)

46 I saw Jordan Peterson interview the author of The Queering of the American Child. That’s how I learned ‘Queer’ is not a sexual identity.

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2024 06:23 PM (r6BVG)

47 and justice for nuclear weapon victims are coded as 'emotion' and a lack of understanding of the 'real' mechanics of security," she wrote.


Those Japanese that were bombed in 1945 are dead now. And they are the only nuclear weapons victims in history.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 22, 2024 06:23 PM (khgu5)

48 So I take it she’s cool with hiring a bunch of Russians to work in intelligence? Or even better Israelis.








Posted by: Twilled at August 22, 2024 06:23 PM (aw2/Z)

49 >>If these people aren't doing real work -- and they're not -- then they have no business being paid by the taxpayer.


Wooahh there.
Free gov. money is the lifeblood of our country.

How would walmart, amazon, costco (yes, even costco) and everyone else meet their quarterly growth targets?

Posted by: Illegals, welfare recipients, drug addicts, most gov workers, most HR depts. at August 22, 2024 06:23 PM (8ibgJ)

50 Seems to me a nuclear weapon is pretty indiscriminate and will turn pretty much anything within the fireball into into radioactive dust.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 06:22 PM (tT6L1)


Are any of them stored in Chicago?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at August 22, 2024 06:24 PM (SfhV1)

51 David French makes conservative case for queering our nuclear service and handing it over to foreigners.

Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 06:24 PM (B1dzx)

52 Remember that scene in Braveheart where King Longshanks just looked at his son’s upstart boyfriend, gave a little smile, and threw him out of a 4th story window onto stone pavement below? That’s what I’d like to do to whoever wrote this piece of crap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 22, 2024 06:24 PM (wyMQY)

53 I probably missed it, but there must be an officially approved queer set of trigonometric axioms. Ones that allow a the sum of a triangle’s angles to contain a FABULOUS number of degrees.

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 06:24 PM (yAL3Q)

54 This inspires me to write a novel about how Bruce's Bar stopped WWII.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 22, 2024 06:24 PM (re0EP)

55 This is stupid… everything is stupid…

Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2024 06:24 PM (PCK5/)

56 Her lipstick color is garish. sheesh girl, get a nice makeover already.
Posted by: IC - #FJB
.......

Face down in a mud puddle oughta do it.

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2024 06:25 PM (v0R5T)

57 Chicago D convention news, TX D delegate robbed at gunpoint.

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 06:25 PM (V13WU)

58 Tom Servo, YES !!!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2024 06:25 PM (3OQQc)

59 Nukes are so gay!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2024 06:25 PM (fs1hN)

60
The authors of this very important paper:
=================

The faces you see right before you're injected with a paralyzing agent while the Leader lies on the cot next to you awaiting his new liver.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2024 06:25 PM (lCaJd)

61 Sneha Nair is a stupid name…

Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2024 06:26 PM (PCK5/)

62 A fresh hire within President Biden's Department of Energy previously wrote an op-ed about "queering nuclear weapons" -- in which she argued that "queer theory" was crucial to US nuclear policy.

Sneha Nair co-authored the article just months before she was hired in February as a special assistant at the DOE's nuclear security wing, the National Nuclear Security Administration, noted Fox News, which first reported on it.
___________________

Dear "Sneha,"

Why don't you take that up with the folks back home in India, who also have nuclear weapons? Hmmm?

Love,

Jay

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:26 PM (7gQkP)

63 >> It was amusing when they were relegated to being the funny gadfly son on Soap, but now they're becoming an existential threat.
——
Jim Goad said gays were much more fun when they were in the closet.

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 06:26 PM (yAL3Q)

64 Remember that scene in Braveheart where King Longshanks just looked at his son’s upstart boyfriend, gave a little smile, and threw him out of a 4th story window onto stone pavement below? That’s what I’d like to do to whoever wrote this piece of crap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 22, 2024 06:24 PM (wyMQY)

Wasn't he "learned in the art of war"?

Posted by: BignJames at August 22, 2024 06:26 PM (AwYPR)

65 "It's like the worst game of Mad Libs ever where the only rule in the game is to connect everything to gays and conclude that gays are the most special creatures ever created."


WUT???? My Betters have lectured me for the past decade that everything good, useful, and patriotic in this nation was invented by LGBTQ+whatever people working inside closets since the Founding of this illegitimate nation! Why do we need to add queer theory now to our nuclear weapons program, when it queers invented and have maintained it well for nearly a century?

Boy Howdy, I am now totally confused.

Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2024 06:26 PM (aBgBM)

66 "Sneha Nair"?

Is that a real name?

Someone like that struggles to put their pants on in the morning and has no business dictating nuclear policy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2024 06:26 PM (BpYfr)

67 Her lipstick color is garish. sheesh girl, get a nice makeover already.
Posted by: IC - #FJB
.......

Face down in a mud puddle oughta do it.
Posted by: wth


Until the bubbles stop.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 22, 2024 06:26 PM (khgu5)

68 We have to set aside a few nukes for DEI targets.

So when we nuke Russia and China, we have to nuke one African city and one South American city.

Posted by: Harun at August 22, 2024 06:26 PM (IuIym)

69 Time for ice cream! I haven’t had a yen for ice cream in quite some time but now I must seek out the place that has the homemade ice cream. It’s probably 6 bucks/ cone by now

Posted by: kallisto at August 22, 2024 06:26 PM (r6BVG)

70 I see a new nuclear weapon designation: W-80G (Glitter)

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 06:26 PM (tT6L1)

71 Thank heavens we just paid off her $500,000 in student loan debt.

Stupid cunt.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2024 06:26 PM (3OQQc)

72 "You don't hate you the way I hate you. You need to work on that."

Posted by: Jamaica Nair at August 22, 2024 06:27 PM (IG7T0)

73 The authors of this very important paper:
=================

The faces you see right before you're injected with a paralyzing agent while the Leader lies on the cot next to you awaiting his new liver.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2024 06:25 PM (lCaJd)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 06:27 PM (i24o9)

74 So glad the adults are in charge!

Imagine these idiots in charge in early 80s. RIP freedom

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 22, 2024 06:27 PM (/6GbT)

75 The first thing I think of in connection with nuclear weapons is queer theory.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:27 PM (7gQkP)

76 I’m waiting to find out that Trump’s assassin liked the dick.

Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 06:27 PM (B1dzx)

77
didn't this faggot federal dept also hire that pedo freak sam brinton?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 22, 2024 06:27 PM (Xh6iX)

78 and justice for nuclear weapon victims are coded as 'emotion' and a lack of understanding of the 'real' mechanics of security," she wrote.


Those Japanese that were bombed in 1945 are dead now. And they are the only nuclear weapons victims in history.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 22, 2024 06:23 PM


They don't care. After all these are the same people demanding reparations to blacks for slavery that ended over 150 years ago without a single person alive today being affected in anyway by slavery.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 22, 2024 06:27 PM (QNSds)

79 No step on Sneha!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 22, 2024 06:27 PM (PiwSw)

80 Wait, I thought the term 'queer' was verboten. Or is it like the 'N' word where they can use it but we can't.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 22, 2024 06:27 PM (xaFKb)

81 M.I.R.V.

Multiple Independent Rear-Entry Vehicles.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 06:27 PM (i24o9)

82 You "queer a nuke" by strapping a queer to a nuke as it's dropped from a B-52. Like Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangeglove , only gay

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2024 06:27 PM (qKpsC)

83 Willowed:

I recently saw FFC's "Betwixt Now and Sunrise", an FFC re-edit of his "horror" movie "Twixt".

It was a mess alright.

Not a beautiful mess though, more like a diarrhea squirt in Senile Joe's Depends.

I suspect FFC's lost the ability to make a coherent movie and I'm a fan.

Pretty pictures though in the trailer.

This may be a pretty picture movie but a laughable mess like "Prometheus".

Maybe they can tie it into the ALIEN universe(!)

Posted by: naturalfake at August 22, 2024 06:28 PM (eDfFs)

84 She sounds like a foreign spy herself -- opening the doors for other, more competent foreign spies.

I had the same thoughts as I read the content.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 22, 2024 06:28 PM (mH6SG)

85 This just in: Trump just surged further ahead when this article was published.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:28 PM (7gQkP)

86 No sucking dick in the War room!!

Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 06:28 PM (B1dzx)

87 Sneha Nair is married to Biggus Dickus.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2024 06:29 PM (2UnvF)

88 53 I probably missed it, but there must be an officially approved queer set of trigonometric axioms. Ones that allow a the sum of a triangle’s angles to contain a FABULOUS number of degrees.
Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 06:24 PM (yAL3Q)


Pythagaqueerem Theory?

Pyfagareum Theory?

sine, cosine, buttfu*k?

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 22, 2024 06:29 PM (NMT5x)

89 So, they are asking the Nation State to give up the security that makes it a Nation State.

The very Nation State that is the ONLY one that gives them the freedom of Speech to say it's OK to get rid of the Nation State.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 22, 2024 06:29 PM (xaFKb)

90 How do you make a nuclear bomb gay?

Put tight fitting jeans on it??

Posted by: dantesed at August 22, 2024 06:29 PM (Oy/m2)

91 Boy Howdy, I am now totally confused.

Posted by: Gref at August 22, 2024 06:26 PM (aBgBM)

All the great people of antiquity were....queer....just name one.

Posted by: BignJames at August 22, 2024 06:29 PM (AwYPR)

92 Seems to me a nuclear weapon is pretty indiscriminate and will turn pretty much anything within the fireball into into radioactive dust.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 06:22 PM (tT6L1)
---
Does a queer nuke create a rainbow-colored fireball?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2024 06:29 PM (BpYfr)

93 > "queer theory" was crucial to US nuclear policy.

Gayle Rubin is the founder of queer theory. Gayle Rubin has frequently and vociferously argued for pedophilia, including in one of the foundational texts of queer theory, "Thinking Sex."

"Queer theory" and pedophilia are inseparable.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 22, 2024 06:29 PM (Odg76)

94 Wouldn't it be something like old time privateers for a, say, Elon Musk type to put some form of kinetic energy thingy in all of those satellites, which are mobile, and charge the USG $$$ for saving it.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 06:29 PM (geKVs)

95 A month ago they tried to assassinate Trump.

>@NewsNation

>Donald Trump abruptly ended an exclusive interview with NewsNation on Thursday when his security detail alerted the former president and Republican nominee for president that he would not be safe continuing the interview.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 06:29 PM (LkLld)

96 Our new gay nukes really pack a payload!
IYKWIM

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2024 06:29 PM (fs1hN)

97 You "queer a nuke" by strapping a queer to a nuke as it's dropped from a B-52. Like Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangeglove , only gay

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2024 06:27 PM (qKpsC)
__________________

Only one queer?

And drop the nukes on SF and NYC. Kill the virus.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:30 PM (7gQkP)

98 Tsar Bomba was definitely not gay.
He was a big, toxic, manly bomb.

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2024 06:30 PM (v0R5T)

99 How do you make a nuclear bomb gay?

Put tight fitting jeans on it??

Posted by: dantesed at August 22, 2024 06:29 PM (Oy/m2)

Crocs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 06:30 PM (i24o9)

100 New meaning to Glitter Bomb I guess….

Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2024 06:30 PM (PCK5/)

101 No step on Sneha!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes


Now we dance Sprockets!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 22, 2024 06:30 PM (khgu5)

102 These nukes are gay and faaaaaabulous.

Posted by: Twilled at August 22, 2024 06:31 PM (aw2/Z)

103 57 Chicago D convention news, TX D delegate robbed at gunpoint.
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 06:25 PM (V13WU)

Eyewitnesses reported that the justice-involved individual shouted "This is MAGA Country!"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 22, 2024 06:31 PM (PiwSw)

104 Sabo the street artist did a great poster up on the streets of Chicago during the DNC

Trump: a full grocery cart
Harris: a homeless grocery cart

Brutal. Direct. Very Sabo.

Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2024 06:31 PM (QAK8m)

105 You'd like peace through strength.

You'd take peace co-exisstence.

You'll get Smegma Nair queering your arse-
nal.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump/Vance 2024 at August 22, 2024 06:31 PM (wGerL)

106 Those Japanese that were bombed in 1945 are dead now. And they are the only nuclear weapons victims in history.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 22, 2024 06:23 PM

Got to disagree... the US Army used our own troops as test subjects for nuclear bomb tests...

Many of whom later died of various cancers.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 22, 2024 06:31 PM (xaFKb)

107 Can we get a #DeepFake video of black, gay, retarded, tranny lesbian keffiyeh-wearing Slim Pickens riding a dropped nuke reverse-cowgirl?

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 22, 2024 06:31 PM (pK3iw)

108 Gayle Rubin is the founder of queer theory. Gayle Rubin has frequently and vociferously argued for pedophilia, including in one of the foundational texts of queer theory, "Thinking Sex."

"Queer theory" and pedophilia are inseparable.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 22, 2024 06:29 PM (Odg76)
_______________

Quantum mechanics is a theory. Relativity is a theory. This is just pervert propaganda.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:31 PM (7gQkP)

109 93 > "queer theory" was crucial to US nuclear policy.

Gayle Rubin is the founder of queer theory. Gayle Rubin has frequently and vociferously argued for pedophilia, including in one of the foundational texts of queer theory, "Thinking Sex."

"Queer theory" and pedophilia are inseparable.
Posted by: bonhomme
-------------------------------

Well, our nuclear program does suck.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 06:31 PM (geKVs)

110 These people are getting full-time jobs with job security.

You're getting:
Inflation
Tax increases
Crime increases

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 22, 2024 06:31 PM (VAkB9)

111 Radiation makes you sooo fashionably skinny

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2024 06:32 PM (qKpsC)

112 How do you make a nuclear bomb gay?

Put tight fitting jeans on it??

Posted by: dantesed at August 22, 2024 06:29 PM (Oy/m2)

Crocs.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder


J Crew messenger bag with included butt plug.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 22, 2024 06:32 PM (khgu5)

113 What a [Samuel L Jackson] idiot. People like that used to be secretaries and filing clerks. And idiot women running a homeless shelter in the 1930s, preaching on going to the stars (who gets hit by a bus because she can't look before crossing the street). But she got a degree somewhere and thinks she's smart 'cause she knows all the secret code-words (yes, Progressivism is a form of Gnosticism).

Posted by: GWB at August 22, 2024 06:32 PM (CrXxA)

114 We'll have them made to look like giant penis's. We'll paint them in rainbow colors. Our enemies will feer us.
Feer the Queer will be our new motto.

Posted by: DOE at August 22, 2024 06:32 PM (cHOHf)

115 From now on, the exterior of all nuclear weapons will be rainbow colored.

Posted by: Twilled at August 22, 2024 06:32 PM (aw2/Z)

116 The great thing about queer nukes is the ease of construction. Instead of exotic and toxic metallurgy, you just put two queered-up homos in full Dolly Parton or RuPaul drag in close proximity and you achieve critical mass. However, you must do it quickly by explosive lensing, otherwise the fags will fizzle instead of detonate.

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 06:32 PM (yAL3Q)

117 How do you make a nuclear bomb gay?

Put tight fitting jeans on it??

Posted by: dantesed at August 22, 2024 06:29 PM (Oy/m2)

Crocs.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 06:30 PM

This reminds me of an 80's bit Robin Williams did...the designer cruise missile: Ooo La La BaBoom!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 22, 2024 06:32 PM (kgE5c)

118 >> How do you make a nuclear bomb gay?

Write “garrett” on the side of it?

Posted by: Truthbomb at August 22, 2024 06:33 PM (hLZfT)

119 Who wants gay nukes?
We want gay nukes.
If you dare launch gay nukes
Nair for gay nukes.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump/Vance 2024 at August 22, 2024 06:33 PM (wGerL)

120 Got to disagree... the US Army used our own troops as test subjects for nuclear bomb tests...

Many of whom later died of various cancers.
Posted by: Romeo13


True. But they're still dead.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 22, 2024 06:33 PM (khgu5)

121 Isn't a nuke already gay? You make it go boom by slamming a bunch of same orientation atom parts together really hard.

Posted by: GWB at August 22, 2024 06:33 PM (CrXxA)

122 Got to disagree... the US Army used our own troops as test subjects for nuclear bomb tests...

Many of whom later died of various cancers.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 22, 2024 06:31 PM (xaFKb)
______________

My father was one of them when he was in the Marine Corps Test Unit in the mid-50s. He was, I believe, a mile or two away from the detonation of a tactical nuclear weapon. He subsequently developed thyroid cancer, which was cured by removing the thyroid.

That same unit later was involved in testing the utility of helicopters ("vertical envelopment") in infantry tactics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:34 PM (7gQkP)

123 The US is now about as close to being officially as gay as most European countries.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2024 06:34 PM (fs1hN)

124
Mr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Furrying and Queer the Bomb

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 22, 2024 06:34 PM (cFR7u)

125 Does young "Sneha" have anything to do with the depilatory Nair?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:34 PM (7gQkP)

126 The bright side of a nuclear explosion is that new Monkeypox infections drop to zero.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 22, 2024 06:35 PM (PiwSw)

127 Wouldn't it be something like old time privateers for a, say, Elon Musk type to put some form of kinetic energy thingy in all of those satellites, which are mobile, and charge the USG $$$ for saving it.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 06:29 PM


The Russians were messing around with the "rods from God" stuff up until the early 80s, they could not get it to work. Maybe elon can make it work but there is that pesky no weapons of mass destruction in space treaty that we signed on to.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 22, 2024 06:35 PM (QNSds)

128 I fail everyday because I have no charity towards people like this. My intentions are not in the spirit of fellowship.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2024 06:35 PM (3OQQc)

129 Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2024 06:26 PM (3OQQc)

Well, we actually can't take
"credit" for this woman's debt. She went to the University of Saint Andrew in the U.K and her major was geography and public relations which sounds like a dandy degree to talk about nuclear weapons./s Even weirdo Sam Brinton had better qualifications to talk about nuclear related things

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2024 06:35 PM (dTTBf)

130 Wait, I thought the term 'queer' was verboten. Or is it like the 'N' word where they can use it but we can't.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 22, 2024 06:27 PM (xaFKb)

You nailed it!

(Phrasing!)

Posted by: GWB at August 22, 2024 06:35 PM (CrXxA)

131 LGBT like to claim J Edgar Hoover as one of them, and say what you will about him? He was brutally efficient at his job if he was indeed closeted.

This new crop of out and proud government LGBT pubic servants, not so much.

Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2024 06:35 PM (QAK8m)

132 How do you make a nuclear bomb gay?
______________

Give it AIDS and/or monkeypox.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:35 PM (7gQkP)

133
Any of you ever watch this man on youtube?

He looks like an undertaker's apprentice, and he reviews various fast food menu items.

https://youtu.be/5bQAO76HvHo?si=ZnTO2jIgSSV4NqpH

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 22, 2024 06:35 PM (iWvpk)

134 Does young "Sneha" have anything to do with the depilatory Nair?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:34 PM (7gQkP)

Her eyebrows certainly don't.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 06:35 PM (i24o9)

135 124
Mr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Furrying and Queer the Bomb
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 22, 2024 06:34 PM (cFR7u)


Heh. Good one!

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 22, 2024 06:36 PM (NMT5x)

136 sine, cosine, buttfu*k?
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 22, 2024 06:29 PM (NMT5x)

Only on a woman is that tangent to a proper place.

Posted by: GWB at August 22, 2024 06:36 PM (CrXxA)

137 Wow. Brit Hume is really becoming a limp wrist.
I know he always has been but pack it in bud , just go away.

Posted by: Redenzo at August 22, 2024 06:36 PM (V/pbu)

138 Sneha Nair is Farsi for hardwood.

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2024 06:36 PM (v0R5T)

139 You can major in Geography???

Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2024 06:36 PM (PCK5/)

140 Who is queering Brit Hume?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2024 06:36 PM (fs1hN)

141 Apparently there has been only one photograph taken of her in her lifetime.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 06:37 PM (geKVs)

142 These things don't happen because management thinks they are important, these things happen because management got handsy with the clerical staff and had to give out promotions to keep the whole thing from coming up in a sexual assault case.
and you know what happens with personnel who are promoted beyond all ability? Right, they are promoted further because it is impossible to fire them, especially when said personnel have strong but inexplicable backing from upper management

Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2024 06:37 PM (D7oie)

143 Who is queering Brit Hume?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2024 06:36 PM (fs1hN)

Willard Clinton

Posted by: BignJames at August 22, 2024 06:37 PM (AwYPR)

144 @127 it's called a Nemesis Platform as I recall. In orbit with titanium rods bigger than telephone poles which are all used as a mass driver and the kinetic energy levels cities

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2024 06:37 PM (qKpsC)

145 137 Wow. Brit Hume is really becoming a limp wrist.
I know he always has been but pack it in bud , just go away.
Posted by: Redenzo at August 22, 2024 06:36 PM (V/pbu)

He is no fan of Trump ... Or Vance

Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2024 06:37 PM (IyPmt)

146 57 Chicago D convention news, TX D delegate robbed at gunpoint.
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 06:25 PM (V13WU)
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Savor the diversity!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:38 PM (7gQkP)

147 Darling Sneha, your homo buddies let you down. Any proud gay would never let you wear lipstick that color. You look like you have two inflatable lifeboats instead of lips.

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 06:38 PM (yAL3Q)

148

OUT: Nuclear Destruction

IN: Nuclear Prolapse

Posted by: naturalfake at August 22, 2024 06:38 PM (eDfFs)

149 132 How do you make a nuclear bomb gay?
______________

Give it AIDS and/or monkeypox.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:35 PM (7gQkP)


Reminds of the old joke: how do you make a hormone?









Tell her Biden is gonna be the nominee!

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 22, 2024 06:38 PM (NMT5x)

150 New meaning to Glitter Bomb I guess….
Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2024 06:30 PM (PCK5/)

Obligatory:
https://t.ly/c1dbO

Posted by: GWB at August 22, 2024 06:38 PM (CrXxA)

151 The US is now about as close to being officially as gay as most European countries.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
......

Yeah, my brother-in-law from Germany says it's just as bad or worse over there.

Posted by: wth at August 22, 2024 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

152 Mad Libs. That brings back some early memories.

When that first became a thing in the 1950s, I remember on the old Steve Allen late night show he would have a script in hand with many of the key words or phrases left blank. He'd call out to the audience asking them to give him a noun, a verb, the name of a movie star, a sport etc. to fill in the blanks (and of course the audience would shout out the most oddball or nutty examples they could think of). Their responses would be inserted onto large cue cards, the show would break for commercials, then his regular cast of characters would act out the whole thing in a costume skit, say as an old time western. At the time it was the funniest thing I ever saw on television.

Posted by: Just reporting at August 22, 2024 06:38 PM (scll+)

153 Frank's Hot Sauce and DEI......I put that sh*t on everything.

Posted by: Orson at August 22, 2024 06:38 PM (dIske)

154 138 Sneha Nair is Farsi for hardwood.
_____

If true, then she's one of those whose name isn't really a good match for her.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2024 06:39 PM (fs1hN)

155 The article -- titled "Queering nuclear weapons: How LGBTQ+ inclusion strengthens security and reshapes disarmament" -- also laid bare her belief that discrimination against queer people could "undermine nuclear security and increase nuclear threat."

You think this is Peak Stupid?

Vote for me, and our theme song will be "We've Only Just Begun".

Posted by: Kamala! 2024! 2028! David Hogg! 2032! at August 22, 2024 06:40 PM (a3Q+t)

156 Darling Sneha, your homo buddies let you down. Any proud gay would never let you wear lipstick that color. You look like you have two inflatable lifeboats instead of lips.

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 06:38 PM (yAL3Q)
_______________

She ought to have "Steinway" tattooed on her upper lip.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:40 PM (7gQkP)

157 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 45m
Oprah Surprises DNC Attendees With Free Gift Under Each Seat: Their Own Illegal Immigrant buff.ly/4dyJGQu

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 22, 2024 06:40 PM (c39uV)

158 Out: Neutron Bomb

In: Colon Bomb

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 06:40 PM (i24o9)

159 Sneha Nair is Farsi for hardwood.
______________

No, it's Hindi for "weedwhacker."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:41 PM (7gQkP)

160 >>>The Russians were messing around with the "rods from God" stuff up until the early 80s, they could not get it to work. Maybe elon can make it work but there is that pesky no weapons of mass destruction in space treaty that we signed on to.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
-------------------

I was thinking more of his satellite dishes used in an aggressive manor. And, come to think of it, he has the ability to put his rockets down, with pinpoint accuracy, anywhere he chooses.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 06:41 PM (geKVs)

161 there is that pesky no weapons of mass destruction in space treaty that we signed on to.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 22, 2024 06:35 PM (QNSds)

Well, Elon didn't sign it, did he? Right? Amirite?

Posted by: GWB at August 22, 2024 06:41 PM (CrXxA)

162 Why are we importing idiots like her? Are we really running short of homegrown idiots?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:41 PM (7gQkP)

163 I think the only Obama hack I haven't seen at DNC is Valeri Jarret.

Posted by: BignJames at August 22, 2024 06:41 PM (AwYPR)

164 Nair, she wears a short short hijab?

Nair, she makes Sam Brinton look competent.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 22, 2024 06:42 PM (qlM6w)

165 How do you make a Tesla bomb?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 22, 2024 06:42 PM (re0EP)

166
OUT: Mutually Assured Destruction

IN: Mutually Assured AIDS

Posted by: naturalfake at August 22, 2024 06:42 PM (eDfFs)

167 Apparently there has been only one photograph taken of her in her lifetime.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 06:37 PM (geKVs)
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Then does she even exist?

Does she have any other publications? A CV or resume?

Maybe she's a deep fake of some kind...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2024 06:42 PM (BpYfr)

168 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 22, 2024 06:42 PM (OX9vb)

169 Ban protease inhibitors. Let the virus do its work.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:42 PM (7gQkP)

170
"My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined."

https://youtu.be/17KmNrG9pE4?si=plM_UBJg3VilPouZ

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 22, 2024 06:42 PM (B4bSG)

171 How do you make a Tesla bomb?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot


Get it wet.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 22, 2024 06:43 PM (khgu5)

172 Brinton looks like he Nair's his head.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2024 06:43 PM (ewjUl)

173 BignJames, she's busy running the country

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2024 06:43 PM (3OQQc)

174
Strapping tag end of the alphabet people to nukes?

Sure! Why not?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 22, 2024 06:43 PM (xG4kz)

175 I think the only Obama hack I haven't seen at DNC is Valeri Jarret.
Posted by: BignJames at August 22, 2024 06:41 PM (AwYPR)
---
She's in the control booth running the show from behind the scenes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2024 06:43 PM (BpYfr)

176 OUT: Mutually Assured Destruction

IN: Mutually Ass Destruction

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 06:44 PM (i24o9)

177
Any of you ever watch this man on youtube?

He looks like an undertaker's apprentice, and he reviews various fast food menu items.

https://youtu.be/5bQAO76HvHo?si=ZnTO2jIgSSV4NqpH
Posted by: Soothsayer

++++++++++++++

Yeah, I watch him a lot! Quite a weirdo. I'd watch him a lot more if I ate more fast food.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2024 06:44 PM (lCaJd)

178 Crap.

OUT: Mutually Assured Destruction

IN: Mutual Ass Destruction

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 06:44 PM (i24o9)

179 Hmmmm...it all makes sense in a macabre kind of way. Nuclear bomb are, ultimately, used on shit hole countries.

See what I'm getting at?

Posted by: Orson at August 22, 2024 06:44 PM (dIske)

180 There are too many heterosexuals in Russia!

ICBM los!

Posted by: Queering Nuclear Weapons! at August 22, 2024 06:44 PM (uxCna)

181 175 I think the only Obama hack I haven't seen at DNC is Valeri Jarret.
Posted by: BignJames at August 22, 2024 06:41 PM (AwYPR)


I did read that Willie Brown won't be there... For the first time since 1996

Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2024 06:44 PM (IyPmt)

182 Growing up in Vegas during the late 60s, I heard numerous stories of the above-ground nuclear detonations out at the Nevada test site (something like 65 miles NW of the city, with the last one conducted in 1957).

They only detonated when the wind was blowing NW toward Utah. A lot of those folks died prematurely from various cancers. I remember a magazine cover -- I think it was Time -- they had the image of a nuclear mushroom cloud on it with the title something like: "The Day We Bombed Utah" (which is nonsensical because it was obviously multiple times, so I'm likely misremembering).

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 22, 2024 06:44 PM (zTpWa)

183 Dork boi's name is Louis Reitmann.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2024 06:44 PM (a3Q+t)

184 I was thinking more of his satellite dishes used in an aggressive manor. And, come to think of it, he has the ability to put his rockets down, with pinpoint accuracy, anywhere he chooses.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 06:41 PM (geKVs)

Russia solved its targeting issues by using a higher yield bomb.

Posted by: BignJames at August 22, 2024 06:45 PM (AwYPR)

185 The guy would look cute in a dog mask.

I think the chick already has one.

Posted by: Sam Brinton at August 22, 2024 06:45 PM (lSyD7)

186 183 Dork boi's name is Louis Reitmann.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 22, 2024 06:44 PM (a3Q+t)

The name ain’t stupid, but his face is…

Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2024 06:45 PM (PCK5/)

187 Russia solved its targeting issues by using a higher yield bomb.
Posted by: BignJames at August 22, 2024 06:45 PM (AwYPR)
---
A bigger boom does solve a lot of problems.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2024 06:45 PM (BpYfr)

188 156 Darling Sneha, your homo buddies let you down. Any proud gay would never let you wear lipstick that color. You look like you have two inflatable lifeboats instead of lips.

Posted by: electronic means
---------------

Honey, you know how much your white women pay for lips like these?
_Sneha

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 06:46 PM (geKVs)

189 I respect governor grease. Of California.
He has the balls to come on his adversarial media.
Don’t get me wrong he is a statist who bankrupted the most beautiful state in the country.
A horrible man.
But he has the balls to answer questions.
He is wrong on everything but he has no vanity of displaying his misgivings

Posted by: Redenzo at August 22, 2024 06:46 PM (V/pbu)

190
1960s Nair - Short Shorts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES9G_L2MEG0

2024 Nair - Pubic Hair Up to her underboobs.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 22, 2024 06:46 PM (eDfFs)

191 Russia solved its targeting issues by using a higher yield bomb.
______

Is close enough, comrade.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2024 06:46 PM (fs1hN)

192 The government is not supposed to exist merely to give fake jobs to useless Marxists who cannot secure work anywhere else.

Clearly, Mr. O'Spades, you have no idea how Government works.

Posted by: GS-9s at August 22, 2024 06:46 PM (a3Q+t)

193 Does the dude steal luggage?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 22, 2024 06:46 PM (dg+HA)

194
He is the young mortician explaining the woes of Burger King and how shrimp should taste:

https://youtu.be/5d5NJgO38AE?si=nFVQtqfqG9aFX-eS&t=387

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 22, 2024 06:47 PM (B4bSG)

195 I think the only Obama hack I haven't seen at DNC is Valeri Jarret.

Posted by: BignJames at August 22, 2024 06:41 PM (AwYPR)

-------------

Somebody has to relay the marching orders from the Mad Mullahs in Iran.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 22, 2024 06:47 PM (zTpWa)

196 191 Russia solved its targeting issues by using a higher yield bomb.
______

Is close enough, comrade.

close only counts in horseshoes and global thermonuclear war

Posted by: anachronda at August 22, 2024 06:47 PM (oY6Yp)

197 I promise to write butter.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 22, 2024 06:48 PM (re0EP)

198 Nair needs to be fired immediately.
This effing bitch is doing nothing but creating division and mistrust in the ranks of the final defensive line of America.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 06:48 PM (W/lyH)

199 The very same DoE that employed Sam Brinton.

FYI.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 22, 2024 06:48 PM (wh7vU)

200 On the other hand, Russians are weird about ICBMs in a different way...

https://tinyurl.com/mufkyaee

(Sarmat is the latest Russian heavy ICBM.)

(I like the American flag at 0:18.)

Posted by: Queering Nuclear Weapons! at August 22, 2024 06:48 PM (uxCna)

201 Putting Iranians in charge of our nuclear security? What could go wrong?

Posted by: Here I am in Dallas. Where in hell are you? at August 22, 2024 06:48 PM (9X60i)

202 The Woes of Burger King was the sequel to the Sorrows of Young Werther.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 22, 2024 06:48 PM (PiwSw)

203 Ladies, want to get a man? Have we got a solution, the new and improved Inflatalip 5000! Hurry, and if you purchase in the next 20 minutes, we'll include, absolutely free, the Underlip Bulge kit! When maximum inflation isn't enough and you want that extra special pekaboo underlip!

Call now, supplies are limited!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 06:48 PM (tT6L1)

204 this term "queering" the whatever the subject was popped up in an essay in the Houston Comical last week by one their front page editorialists...I think it had something to do with a Trump take but I couldn't connect it. I couldn't find it today.

So now this term must be next thing being promoted on the journ-o-list telegraph.

Posted by: DanMan at August 22, 2024 06:48 PM (8uzBS)

205 Her co-author, Louis Reitmann, was a research associate at the Vienna Center for Disarmament and Non-Proliferation.
_____

It's not quite fair to just pile on the stupid bint. The twink co-author deserves just as much ridicule.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2024 06:49 PM (fs1hN)

206 Quarter Twenty, he's too busy sniffing his mother's dirty underware.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2024 06:49 PM (3OQQc)

207 Separate the country now.

Or wait for unimaginable horrors.

It won't be long.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at August 22, 2024 06:49 PM (5SY7z)

208 Bold move, Cotton

@LeadingReport 8m
BREAKING: Trump is rumored to be hosting a gala event in honor of January 6 defendants.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2024 06:49 PM (IG4Id)

209 close only counts in horseshoes and global thermonuclear war
Posted by: anachronda at August 22, 2024 06:47 PM (oY6Yp)

And monkeypox!

Posted by: The CDC at August 22, 2024 06:49 PM (PiwSw)

210 Soon National Review will pen an essay titled “The Conservative Case For Sodomy And Nukes.”

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 06:50 PM (yAL3Q)

211 160 I was thinking more of his satellite dishes used in an aggressive manor.

i saw aggressive manor open for accomodating abode at the real estate follies back in the naughties.

Posted by: anachronda at August 22, 2024 06:50 PM (oY6Yp)

212 Meanwhile, in other news on perversion, a Russian guy was making it with a cow (a la "Stripes) when the bull came along and took exception to the festivities.

Evgenii Kuvshinov, 26, is said to have stripped off and sidled over to a male bull before turning his attention to a female tied to a wooden fence in a field in Thailand last week.

He allegedly tried to mount the cow only for her to react violently - pinning him to the ground and goring him.

https://tinyurl.com/3dzs55pu (DM - of course)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:51 PM (7gQkP)

213 Nair believes that White staff at nuclear facilities don't have the ability to properly evaluate threats from people of the same racial group, notably radical White supremacists.


This stupid twit. The AMERICAN staff have all the ability they need to evaluate threats to AMERICANS. Alpha, Beta and Gamma don't give a shit what your skin color is. Neither do the Russians, Chinese, Pakistanis, Indians, or even the French and Brits.
Dumb Dumb. Dumb.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 06:51 PM (W/lyH)

214 Her teeth are a testament to American dentistry.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at August 22, 2024 06:51 PM (9X60i)

215 Her co-author, Louis Reitmann, was a research associate at the Vienna Center for Disarmament and Non-Proliferation.
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It's not quite fair to just pile on the stupid bint. The twink co-author deserves just as much ridicule.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2024 06:49 PM (fs1hN)
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Think he might have lifted the odd shirt tail in his life?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:52 PM (7gQkP)

216 Think he might have lifted the odd shirt tail in his life?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:52 PM (7gQkP)
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I think he is a she.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 06:52 PM (tT6L1)

217 Nair believes that White staff at nuclear facilities don't have the ability to properly evaluate threats from people of the same racial group, notably radical White supremacists.
________________

Wait - we have nuclear weapons now? Cool!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:53 PM (7gQkP)

218 I know there are a shitload of people in India, but

Sneha Nair?

https://www.instagram.com/balancingserotonin/

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 06:53 PM (i24o9)

219 Chicago D convention news, TX D delegate robbed at gunpoint.
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 06:25 PM (V13WU)

inside the hall our outside?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 22, 2024 06:53 PM (n7h9X)

220 Good thing Bif is not here right now.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2024 06:53 PM (3OQQc)

221 The government is not supposed to exist merely to give fake jobs to useless Marxists who cannot secure work anywhere else.

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That's just crazy talk ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 22, 2024 06:54 PM (zTpWa)

222 Think he might have lifted the odd shirt tail in his life?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:52 PM (7gQkP)
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I think he is a she.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 06:52 PM (tT6L1)
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Let's start another round of "Guess That Sex." Fun for the whole family!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:54 PM (7gQkP)

223
Did you ever hear this little-told story about Kamala's time as VP? Biden desperately needed support in California, so Kamala agreed to invite Willie Brown to the white house for a state dinner.

After dinner and some drinks, both Willie and the 2nd Gentleman had to answer the call of nature. While they were both standing shoulder to shoulder at the urinals, Doug glances down and says "Wow Willie, how did your pecker get so big?". Willie says all he does is that every night before he gets into bed, he whips it out and whacks it against the bedpost three times.

Doug wanted to try it, so that night he does just that: pulls it out and WAP WAP WAP! Kamala perks up and says "Willie is that you!?!?"

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 22, 2024 06:54 PM (NMT5x)

224 It’s probably already been said here, but I wouldn’t mind seeing Sneha Nair in some short shorts.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 06:54 PM (v6JzV)

225 Why is every single thing reduced to what's in your pants.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at August 22, 2024 06:20 PM (SfhV1)

Especially from people who nobody cares what is in their pants.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 22, 2024 06:54 PM (n7h9X)

226 IN: Mutual Ass Destruction
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 06:44 PM (i24o9)

That HAS to be a porno title

Posted by: A dude in MI at August 22, 2024 06:54 PM (/6GbT)

227 I'm going to be pissed if I get nuked, and I am going to be REALLY pissed if I get gay-nuked.

Posted by: Weasel at August 22, 2024 06:55 PM (uGpeQ)

228 @LeadingReport 8m
BREAKING: Trump is rumored to be hosting a gala event in honor of January 6 defendants.
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IF he does, no clearer sign that he's outside the margin of cheat--nothing will inflame the left more than for him to do that.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 22, 2024 06:55 PM (VAkB9)

229 >>Does young "Sneha" have anything to do with the depilatory Nair?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

You mean other than attempting to eradicate her mustache with it?

Posted by: Aviator at August 22, 2024 06:55 PM (HQ9Sl)

230 If Trump announced he would fire 90% of the executive branch on day 1, my schadenboner would pierce the sun.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2024 06:55 PM (2UnvF)

231 The End Times have more buggery and retard than I was led to believe in Revelations.

I expected seas boiling and dead rising.

This is like a fuckin My Little Pony Apocalypse.

Refund!!!

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 06:55 PM (ek6ey)

232 He allegedly tried to mount the cow only for her to react violently - pinning him to the ground and goring him.
https://tinyurl.com/3dzs55pu (DM - of course)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:51 PM

While cows are halal, goats, sheep, and donkeys (particularly Moroccan ones) are preferable.

Posted by: Abdully McAbdulface at August 22, 2024 06:55 PM (a3Q+t)

233 "What are you going to name your new daughter, Mrs. Nair?"

"I'm kinda partial to 'Sneha.'"

"Oh."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:55 PM (7gQkP)

234 It’s probably already been said here, but I wouldn’t mind seeing Sneha Nair in some short shorts.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 06:54 PM

Out: Death by Snu Snu

In: Death by Sneha Sneha

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 22, 2024 06:55 PM (tM5h4)

235 >>Nair believes that White staff at nuclear facilities don't have the ability to properly evaluate threats from people of the same racial group, notably radical White supremacists.
——
I’m starting to get the feeling that an awful lot of non-white people in politics seem to be finding any excuse to tell everyone that whites are despicable.

Nah, that’s crazy talk.

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 06:56 PM (yAL3Q)

236 Darling Sneha, your homo buddies let you down. Any proud gay would never let you wear lipstick that color. You look like you have two inflatable lifeboats instead of lips.
***

I served with several gay troops, and I would do so gladly again. Every one of them would kid this bitch's ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 06:56 PM (W/lyH)

237 The next subatomic particle discovered shall be named the “queerino.”

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 06:20 PM (yAL3Q)

They already got the quark. That's close enough.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 06:22 PM (i24o9)

one of the quark 'flavors' is strange. another is 'charm'

Posted by: Oldcat at August 22, 2024 06:56 PM (n7h9X)

238
I do wish that you bustards would stop gendering my posts.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 22, 2024 06:57 PM (xG4kz)

239 I wouldn't mind seeing Nair in gunnysack. On the side of the road.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2024 06:57 PM (3OQQc)

240 This is like a fuckin My Little Pony Apocalypse.

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 06:55 PM (ek6ey)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 22, 2024 06:57 PM (OX9vb)

241 The End Times have more buggery and retard than I was led to believe in Revelations.

I expected seas boiling and dead rising.

This is like a fuckin My Little Pony Apocalypse.

Refund!!!

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 06:55 PM


God said he wouldn't end the world in a flood again but he never said a word about another sodom and gomorrah lesson or two.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 22, 2024 06:57 PM (QNSds)

242 It’s probably already been said here, but I wouldn’t mind seeing Sneha Nair in some short shorts.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 06:54 PM (v6JzV)
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Probably looks like she's got Buckwheat in a head lock. Hence the "weedwhacker" comment above.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:57 PM (7gQkP)

243 158 Out: Neutron Bomb

In: Colon Bomb

got ya covered

Posted by: chipotle at August 22, 2024 06:57 PM (oY6Yp)

244 These losers wouldn't make it in the private sector, they expect results!

Posted by: Ray Stantz at August 22, 2024 06:57 PM (/6GbT)

245 rumors !!! tis the season

Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 06:58 PM (V13WU)

246 Any of you homos nuke me, and I’ll kill you

-Francis Sawyer

Posted by: Timur Lenk at August 22, 2024 06:59 PM (mH0wb)

247 Probably looks like she's got Buckwheat in a head lock. Hence the "weedwhacker" comment above.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 22, 2024 06:57 PM (7gQkP)

I can give some pointers

Posted by: Michelle Obama's Landing Strip at August 22, 2024 06:59 PM (/6GbT)

248 These two skidmarks just graduated middle school and they are telling the adults how to save themselves.

I blame all those fuckin Godzilla movies where they put the 8yo kid in charge.

That shit wasn't real.

I checked.

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 06:59 PM (ek6ey)

249 It’s probably already been said here, but I wouldn’t mind seeing Sneha Nair in some short shorts.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 06:54 PM
***

My Special Weapons platoon would probably throw her in the back of the 5 ton, next to a couple W33 rounds, and watch her squirm.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 06:59 PM (W/lyH)

250 Nair believes that White staff at nuclear facilities don't have the ability to properly evaluate threats from people of the same racial group, notably radical White supremacists.


This stupid twit. The AMERICAN staff have all the ability they need to evaluate threats to AMERICANS. Alpha, Beta and Gamma don't give a shit what your skin color is. Neither do the Russians, Chinese, Pakistanis, Indians, or even the French and Brits.
Dumb Dumb. Dumb.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 06:51 PM (W/lyH)

Like some wymynys studies major knows anything about men or their ability to evaluate nuclear threats. They have only been doing it since 1945.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 22, 2024 06:59 PM (n7h9X)

251 one of the quark 'flavors' is strange. another is 'charm'
Posted by: Oldcat at August 22, 2024 06:56 PM (n7h9X)
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Do I up vote or down vote this post?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 06:59 PM (tT6L1)

252 Nair believes that White staff at nuclear facilities don't have the ability to properly evaluate threats from people of the same racial group, notably radical White supremacists.


She can believe in the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus. What data does she have to back up her hate-filled feelings?

Can she identify a White Supremacy group that is in immediate need of a good nuking? How about just a drone strike? A bitch slap? A sternly written memo?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 22, 2024 07:00 PM (TfEvu)

253 I'm queering thith comment.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 22, 2024 07:00 PM (RIvkX)

254 one of the quark 'flavors' is strange. another is 'charm'
Posted by: Oldcat at August 22, 2024 06:56 PM (n7h9X)
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Do I up vote or down vote this post?
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Depends on the spin.

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 07:01 PM (yAL3Q)

255 So how does the bomb know if your queer. You could just maybe spilled some soft serve ice cream on your shirt?

Posted by: Liberace at August 22, 2024 07:01 PM (cKnz8)

256 Really looking forward to the first bomb getting set off as a result of blackmailing a cross-dresser.

Posted by: cpurick at August 22, 2024 07:01 PM (lNjg1)

257 Local news promo: tune in tonight as Kamala Harris makes history as the first woman of color nominated for president.

🤮

Posted by: Twilled at August 22, 2024 07:01 PM (aw2/Z)

258 I studied nuclear weapons targeting strategies in my freshman seminar.

Can you imagine?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 22, 2024 07:02 PM (RIvkX)

259 Like some wymynys studies major knows anything about men or their ability to evaluate nuclear threats. They have only been doing it since 1945.

Are these the same women who know men so well that they flee to the spa when men gather to watch the Super Bowl lest these Cassandras get beaten into a coma?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 22, 2024 07:02 PM (TfEvu)

260
Speaking as a former Army warhead custodian warrant officer.

No. No fuck, no. Absolutely 100% disagree with anyone having questionable personality issues being ANYWHERE near a nuclear warhead, it's release control mechanisms, and the authentication of control orders.

Just, no. You're bug fucking nuts, cannot even figure out whom to screw and you think you're gonna get close physical access to nukes. Fuck off.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 22, 2024 07:02 PM (MsrgL)

261 246 Any of you homos nuke me, and I’ll kill you

Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: cpurick at August 22, 2024 07:03 PM (lNjg1)

262
This stupid twit. The AMERICAN staff have all the ability they need to evaluate threats to AMERICANS. Alpha, Beta and Gamma don't give a shit what your skin color is. Neither do the Russians, Chinese, Pakistanis, Indians, or even the French and Brits.
Dumb Dumb. Dumb.
Posted by: Diogenes

==============

Funny how it's only White people who can't evaluate threats posed by their own race. I don't see Indians, Arabs, and Africans asking for White "sensitivity readers" for their intel.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2024 07:03 PM (lCaJd)

263 "That is, while it seems because of its name that queer Theory is activism on behalf of LGBT rights, it is actually not; IT IS ACTUALLY ABOUT DESTROYING NORMALCY IN ALL ITS FORMS, including for LGBT people, most of whom don’t like or want this. Queer Theory elevates only one identity as authentic: the queer identity, which ceases to be queer the moment it is accepted or even able to be categorized.

This has the effect of making queer Theory self-defeating and simultaneously self-concentrating in a peculiar way. . . . That queer Theory lies to itself in this way is likely to be considered a feature, and a useful one at that, because the less sense something makes and more paradoxical it is, the more properly queer it is . .

https://newdiscourses.com/tftw-queer-theory/

Posted by: KT at August 22, 2024 07:03 PM (xekrU)

264 I studied nuclear weapons targeting strategies in my freshman seminar.

Was it taught by a furry?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 22, 2024 07:03 PM (TfEvu)

265 Every one of them would kid this bitch's ass.


Kick. Kick this bitch's ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 07:03 PM (W/lyH)

266 So if they tax unrealized gains, I can deduct my massive losses from taxable income. Right?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 22, 2024 07:03 PM (RIvkX)

267 She needs to pay a rat to chew that mole off of her eyebrow. It is HIGHLY distracting.....

Posted by: Uncle Buck at August 22, 2024 07:03 PM (7flhA)

268 My Special Weapons platoon would probably throw her in the back of the 5 ton, next to a couple W33 rounds, and watch her squirm.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 06:59 PM

To be fair, Sybian >>>>>>>>>>>>>> W33

Posted by: Sneha at August 22, 2024 07:03 PM (a3Q+t)

269 Look, there’s a top and a bottom quark. Doesn’t get more gay than that.

Posted by: electronic means at August 22, 2024 07:03 PM (yAL3Q)

270
Sne-ha!
Sne-hee-hee-hee! Sne-ha!
Sne-ha!

She's a-pickin' and he's a-grinnin'!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 22, 2024 07:04 PM (xG4kz)

271 There is a rumor that Taylor Swift will be appearing at the DNC tonight.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 22, 2024 07:04 PM (uxCna)

272 Dear Sneha,

Ami I a white supremicist? No, I am not. I am, however, better than you. I don't judge people based on the color of their skin, much less hate them for it. Neha, you are a very shallow thinker, following the latest craze - hate whitey. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Love,
Duke

PS Fuck you

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2024 07:04 PM (2UnvF)

273 Just, no. You're bug fucking nuts, cannot even figure out whom to screw and you think you're gonna get close physical access to nukes. Fuck off.
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 22, 2024 07:02 PM (MsrgL)


Preach it brother!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 07:04 PM (W/lyH)

274 Totally off topic.

My wife has reported that the eggs at ALDI are now over $3/dozen.

Best economy ever, Jack!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 22, 2024 07:04 PM (WTFYU)

275 Her co-author, Louis Reitmann, was a research associate at the Vienna Center for Disarmament and Non-Proliferation.
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It's not quite fair to just pile on the stupid bint. The twink co-author deserves just as much ridicule.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2024 06:49 PM (fs1hN)

Austria hasn't really been armed since 1910 or so. They are the ones that started WWI then LOST against tiny Serbia and followed that up by losing repeatedly against Russia.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 22, 2024 07:04 PM (n7h9X)

276 by: BifBewalski at August 22, 2024 07:02 PM (MsrgL)

Do they man silos with men /women teams?

Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 07:05 PM (B1dzx)

277 one of the quark 'flavors' is strange. another is 'charm'
Posted by: Oldcat at August 22, 2024 06:56 PM (n7h9X)[/i\

None of the quark spin flavors is Umami, so I am skeptical of the whole thing

Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2024 07:05 PM (D7oie)

278 It's no accident that there is overlap between the "queer theory" luminaries and the "decolonization" luminaries.

Posted by: KT at August 22, 2024 07:05 PM (xekrU)

279
Eggs?

How 'bout that 'lectric bill, jack!?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 22, 2024 07:05 PM (B4bSG)

280 It's not quite fair to just pile on the stupid bint. The twink co-author deserves just as much ridicule.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2024 06:49 PM

And we're just the ones to do it!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2024 07:06 PM (ewjUl)

281 Do they man silos with men /women teams?
Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 07:05 PM

Why so much H8? It depends on how they identify, of course.

Posted by: Sneha at August 22, 2024 07:06 PM (a3Q+t)

282 Wow, the Nair brand is still around.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 07:07 PM (v6JzV)

283 255 So how does the bomb know if your queer. You could just maybe spilled some soft serve ice cream on your shirt?
Posted by: Liberace at August 22, 2024 07:01 PM (cKnz

That wasn't ice cream.. it tasted kinda funny....

Posted by: TxMarko at August 22, 2024 07:07 PM (7flhA)

284 If Trump announced he would fire 90% of the executive branch on day 1...

I would volunteer to man the back hoe by the vast lime pits.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 22, 2024 07:07 PM (TfEvu)

285
Austria hasn't really been armed since 1910 or so. They are the ones that started WWI then LOST against tiny Serbia and followed that up by losing repeatedly against Russia.
Posted by: Oldcat

Don't neglect their prolonged slap fight with the Italians in the Alps.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 22, 2024 07:07 PM (xG4kz)

286 Air Force General Lemmi Winks of NORAD approves of this theory.

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 07:07 PM (ek6ey)

287 I don't know it it's me or them, but I read these people's words but fail completely to understand their meaning.

Posted by: Javems at August 22, 2024 07:07 PM (8I4hW)

288 I studied nuclear weapons targeting strategies in my freshman seminar.


I studied it 50 kms from the border where 40,000 Russians, and an equal number of their Czech and East German buddies were waiting for the order to come kill me.
And we were the secondary attack.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 07:08 PM (W/lyH)

289 That wasn't ice cream.. it tasted kinda funny....

Posted by: TxMarko at August 22, 2024 07:07 PM (7flhA)

Better bring in noted expert Tim Walz to help out.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 22, 2024 07:08 PM (WTFYU)

290 The guy looks like a 16 year old little brother of the actor Tom Holland. He was in Uncharted with Marky Mark.

Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 07:09 PM (B1dzx)

291 The Trump campaign is putting out a press release saying he will be joined by a special guest at tomorrow's campaign stop in Arizona.

Sounds like an endorsement is on the way.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 07:10 PM (LkLld)

292 Local news promo: tune in tonight as Kamala Harris makes history as the first woman of color nominated for president.

Except it's not true. Black women have run for president.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 22, 2024 07:10 PM (KAi1n)

293 That wasn't ice cream.. it tasted kinda funny....

Posted by: TxMarko at August 22, 2024 07:07 PM (7flhA)

Better bring in noted expert Tim Walz to help out.

Kamala has swallowed more than Timmy

Posted by: Liberace at August 22, 2024 07:10 PM (cKnz8)

294 287 I don't know it it's me or them, but I read these people's words but fail completely to understand their meaning. Posted by: Javems

That is the point, I think. There IS no meaning behind their empty words... just bullshit.

Posted by: TxMarko at August 22, 2024 07:10 PM (7flhA)

295 This has the effect of making queer Theory self-defeating and simultaneously self-concentrating in a peculiar way. . . . That queer Theory lies to itself in this way is likely to be considered a feature, and a useful one at that, because the less sense something makes and more paradoxical it is, the more properly queer it is . .

https://newdiscourses.com/tftw-queer-theory/
Posted by: KT at August 22, 2024 07:03 PM (xekrU

this crap is supposed to make conservatives forget that there just was a political assassination attempt on the ex-President and a leading opponent to the current regime, and that the current regime is flooding the country with violent alien criminals and promoting human trafficking.

James Lindsay can go bite a suitably secular wad of raccoon scat.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2024 07:11 PM (D7oie)

296 2+2=5. There, I queered it up for you.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 22, 2024 07:11 PM (qUkBO)

297 BifBewalski at August 22, 2024 07:02 PM (MsrgL)

Do they man silos with men /women teams?
Posted by: polynikes

Some of my Nike Hercules batteries had sub surface magazines. All of the Nike batteries had mixed sex people as operators, mechanics, and custodians. The German Luftwqsse brigade I was past in was all Male, we had on female, common specialist and she stayed her ass preggers so she wouldn't have to go downrange where the nukes were.

Army Pershing and Pershing II, I think those were 100% Male before Start 2 killed them. Diogenes?

Field artillery 8" and 155s were 100% Male as well.

Air force silos? Probably, but don't know for sure.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 22, 2024 07:11 PM (MsrgL)

298 That is the point, I think. There IS no meaning behind their empty words... just bullshit.

If her work was generated by ChatGPT, the engineers would probably be fired for incompetence if not malice.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 22, 2024 07:11 PM (TfEvu)

299 The paper sounds like one of those fake studies papers those pranksters submitted to various magazines.

Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 07:11 PM (B1dzx)

300 Should we expect queer nukes to also be stealing women's luggage? Drunk people are bad enough in the airport but NUKES?

Posted by: ryukyu at August 22, 2024 07:12 PM (lmKVt)

301 9
The authors of this very important paper:

==================

They look like the Hollywood version of Huma Abedin and Alex Soros.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2024 06:18 PM (lCaJd)
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YES YES!

She looks Middle Eastern. He looks like a faggot.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, il culo e molto doloroso #20 at August 22, 2024 07:12 PM (qfLjt)

302 Austria-Hungary was a disaster in WWI. The Russians would’ve crushed their asses had the Germans not been there to back them up.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 07:12 PM (v6JzV)

303 https://tinyurl.com/54a4r8t2
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2024 07:13 PM (fwDg9)

304 Austria hasn't really been armed since 1910 or so. They are the ones that started WWI then LOST against tiny Serbia and followed that up by losing repeatedly against Russia.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 22, 2024 07:04 PM (n7h9X)

It didn't help that the queer Colonel Redl had sold all the Austrian war mobilization plans to the Russians before the war kicked off.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2024 07:13 PM (D7oie)

305 So stupid it has to be true:

@LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Former CNN host Don Lemon says sources have told him George Bush could be speaking at the DNC.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2024 07:13 PM (IG4Id)

306
btw, anyone notice the president intentionally says "harris-biden" instead of biden-harris?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 22, 2024 07:13 PM (B4bSG)

307 I am hoping if any future Prezidint decides that Unilateral Disarmament is the way to go, that those heroes who remain in hiding in the PantyGone and other agencies will rise up and... do the right thing.

Posted by: TxMarko at August 22, 2024 07:13 PM (7flhA)

308 >>> There is a rumor that Taylor Swift will be appearing at the DNC tonight.

Someone here said that Don Lemon said it. Also Beyonce. After getting fired from cable and from Elon, I don't know how much insider clout Lemon actually has to have that info.

It could also be a ploy just to pump up viewership numbers? I'd like to think Swift's publicist is smarter than to let her wade into that crapshow.

Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2024 07:14 PM (Eng1Z)

309 Army Pershing and Pershing II, I think those were 100% Male before Start 2 killed them. Diogenes?

In the late 80's Field Artillery opened up to women. I know several who were PRP certified.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 07:14 PM (W/lyH)

310 I studied it 50 kms from the border where 40,000 Russians, and an equal number of their Czech and East German buddies were waiting for the order to come kill me.
And we were the secondary attack.
Posted by: Diogenes

My aim point (Fulda) wasn't even out of my own weapon's blast radius. And I was supposed to put all ten rounds into it. I felt sorry for anyone that didn't know I was there and what I was gonna do to them while they tried to speed bump the soviets.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 22, 2024 07:14 PM (MsrgL)

311 Great. As if the spectre of nuclear annihilation wasn't enough of a buzzkill, now we'll have radioactive mutant monkeypox in the mix. SCROVID-25.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2024 07:14 PM (0FoWg)

312 Springer textbooks: Introduction: Queer Utopias, Queer Futurity, and Potentiality in Quotidian Practice:

This anthology is a symposium on the inchoate debates about queer futurity and queer utopias. Through the empirical work by contemporary queer theorists, this book aims to create a critical dialogue about the emergence of queer spaces and the ways in which these spaces aim to further queer futurity. . . This book brings academic rigor and empiricism to a field generally dominated by polemics and albeit intriguing but often less than rigorous cultural analysis, which is generally delivered in sesquipedalian loquaciousness that masquerades as academic nuance and complexity. . .
One of the keywords following the full abstract is "Death Drive".

And of course, "Utopia" means "Nowhere".

https://tinyurl.com/5nv4pdem

Posted by: KT at August 22, 2024 07:16 PM (xekrU)

313 Sounds like an endorsement is on the way.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 22, 2024 07:10 PM (LkLld)

think it is going to Dave Smith? Goodness I like that man, he can hold a crowd like Trump.
No, wait, it might Ricky Martin? He could do that dance!

Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2024 07:16 PM (D7oie)

314 "The government is not supposed to exist merely to give fake jobs to useless Marxists who cannot secure work anywhere else."

Buddy, have I got news for you!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 22, 2024 07:16 PM (a9CYf)

315
You know, putting out a rumor that tailor swift might be at the DNC is a pretty slick way of ginning up viewership.

Add geroge bush to that rumor, and even more viewers tune in.

The end result: "historic" viewership for the DNC.

Don't Fall For The Bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 22, 2024 07:16 PM (B4bSG)

316
SCROVID-25.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2024 07:14 PM (0FoWg)



Ha! I love it, that should be in the Official AoS Styleguide.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 22, 2024 07:16 PM (NMT5x)

317 Maybe we need a Lavender Dome version of SDI, so we can shoot pansies into space to intercept a missile attack.

BTW, the transitioners did a pretty good job, assuming the picture on the left is after, that on the right is before.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 22, 2024 07:17 PM (1bNHn)

318 We need to get rid of the soy-boys and cat ladies. We need Gene Kranz, Margaret Thatcher, Simon Kenton, Chesty Puller and WT Sherman.

I am shit fucking tired of being scolded by simpering little fuckers who have never been in a fistfight.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Flightless Icky Weirdo at August 22, 2024 07:18 PM (Ad8y9)

319 I am hoping if any future Prezidint decides that Unilateral Disarmament is the way to go, that those heroes who remain in hiding in the PantyGone and other agencies will rise up and... do the right thing.

Or pack to the ceiling with high explosives the next 747 that uses the Pentagram for a landing field.

As long as there is a big name action thriller movie producer there to capture it.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 22, 2024 07:18 PM (TfEvu)

320 YD, you really need to put out that Brawlmark line.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 22, 2024 07:18 PM (3OQQc)

321 Smart move saying Harris-Biden. The Scoamf and the drunk Oxymom have been running the show for a while now.

Biden was just a ventriloquist's dummy.

Now that they have gone full Lenin, no point in even mentioning Bidentia.

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 07:18 PM (xG6tZ)

322 Except it's not true. Black women have run for president.
Posted by: SFGoth

Right on, Comrade!

Posted by: Angela Davis at August 22, 2024 07:18 PM (lSyD7)

323 I'd like George Clinton's take on this. Something something "critical ass."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 22, 2024 07:18 PM (lJBfP)

324 It didn't help that the queer Colonel Redl had sold all the Austrian war mobilization plans to the Russians before the war kicked off.

The Russians were fabulous!

Posted by: Queer Colonel Redl! at August 22, 2024 07:19 PM (uxCna)

325
In reality, the DNC viewership tonight will be very low, and that's why the Democrat's are desperate enough to start a rumor about swift and beyonce and bush showing up.

Will that rumor get millions of eyeballs on the DNC finale?

Of course it will.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 22, 2024 07:19 PM (B4bSG)

326 Clown world.

Posted by: I want off this fucked up planet at August 22, 2024 07:20 PM (q1Zxb)

327 BREAKING: Former CNN host Don Lemon says sources have told him George Bush could be speaking at the DNC.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2024 07:13 PM (IG4Id)

the goal of conservatism is to preserve the valuable and useful elements of society to hand of to the future to create a better world, not enshrine the ashes of the past for reverence today.

The Bushes are venerating the remains of their cremated past

Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2024 07:20 PM (D7oie)

328 316 YD should wrest the style guide away from Muldoon’s control and completely rewrite it.

In iambic hateameter.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 07:20 PM (v6JzV)

329 My aim point (Fulda) wasn't even out of my own weapon's blast radius. And I was supposed to put all ten rounds into it. I felt sorry for anyone that didn't know I was there and what I was gonna do to them while they tried to speed bump the soviets.
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 22, 2024 07:14 PM (MsrgL)
***

We were a bit south. The Cheb area was our first
target.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 07:21 PM (W/lyH)

330 I wonder what Geraldine Ferraro would think of Kumswallow Harris. Not the required surface level party platitudes, but deep down.

Posted by: Don't think it would be favorable at August 22, 2024 07:21 PM (q1Zxb)

331

Shirley Chishlom

Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 07:21 PM (geKVs)

332 stupid it has to be true:

@LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Former CNN host Don Lemon says sources have told him George Bush could be speaking at the DNC.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2024 07:13 PM (IG4Id)

Probably mixed up Bush with Asa Hutchinson who is at the convention. He needs to DIAF . Any Republican who can support these commies were never Republicans. I mean Republican registered voters too .

Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 07:21 PM (B1dzx)

333 Was it taught by a furry?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 22, 2024 07:03 PM (TfEvu)
====

By the WASPiest person I had ever met.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 22, 2024 07:22 PM (RIvkX)

334 This anthology is a symposium on the inchoate debates about queer futurity and queer utopias.

They spelled "incoherent" wrong.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 22, 2024 07:22 PM (TfEvu)

335 Just what I like to hear - people inserting social commentary into nuclear weapons.

Posted by: El Mariachi at August 22, 2024 07:22 PM (nLFEI)

336
Hi, I'm Fuckface McGee, my twitter account is @rumormonger, and I just heard from sources that Bob Dylan, Paul McCartney, and Frank Sinatra will be at the DNC tonight.

Posted by: Fuckface McGee at August 22, 2024 07:22 PM (B4bSG)

337 Looks like Doogie Howser.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2024 07:22 PM (63Dwl)

338 Austria hasn't really been armed since 1910 or so. They are the ones that started WWI then LOST against tiny Serbia and followed that up by losing repeatedly against Russia.
Posted by: Oldcat


We had some family issues.

Posted by: Inbred Habsburgs at August 22, 2024 07:22 PM (wh7vU)

339 Cafe is open!

Cars! Dogs! Cows! Cats! Dolphins!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 22, 2024 07:23 PM (OX9vb)

340 I wonder what Geraldine Ferraro would think of Kumswallow Harris. Not the required surface level party platitudes, but deep down.

She has been entertaining Satan since 2011.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at August 22, 2024 07:23 PM (TfEvu)

341 We had some family issues.
Posted by: Inbred Habsburgs at August 22, 2024 07:22 PM (wh7vU)

they were deeply in debt, and getting deeper trying to service an empire.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2024 07:24 PM (D7oie)

342 Tonight will be the highest rating because they’re putting on a concert with Pink and the Dixie Chicks and probably Beyoncé according to rumors.

Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 07:24 PM (B1dzx)

343 We had some family issues.

Also doesn't help when you have a country with eleven official languages.

We were the pioneers of multiculturalism!

Posted by: Austria-Hungary! at August 22, 2024 07:24 PM (uxCna)

344 "Queer theory asks: Who created these ideas?"

People much smarter than you.

"How are they being upheld?"

Not by you, you're too stupid to carry the torch even one step further.

"Whose interests do they serve?"

Those of the human race, dummy.

"And whose experiences are being excluded?"

You forgot one question - who gives a shit?

Posted by: El Mariachi at August 22, 2024 07:25 PM (nLFEI)

345 Bright side:
Maybe Bush speaking at the DNC will finally keep that shit RINO family off my Republocan ballot forever.


The Nevertrumpers will go through a lot of Jergens if he does speak at the DNC.

Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 07:25 PM (xG6tZ)

346 Fine, good ridden Bush

Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2024 07:26 PM (fwDg9)

347 this crap is supposed to make conservatives forget that there just was a political assassination attempt on the ex-President and a leading opponent to the current regime, and that the current regime is flooding the country with violent alien criminals and promoting human trafficking.

James Lindsay can go bite a suitably secular wad of raccoon scat.

Kindltot at August 22, 2024 07:11 PM

Well, he wrote that quite some time before the current crisis, and it's just been sitting on his site waiting for an official of the Biden Administration to explain to us why this extraordinarily nightmarish theory is being applied to our nuclear arms (and why it is being taught in our classrooms).

I would categorize a political assassination attempt on the ex-President and a leading opponent to the current regime, and that the current regime is flooding the country with violent alien criminals and promoting human trafficking as events which disrupt normalcy, and which thus are in line with Queer Theory. It needs to be expunged from government and schools.

Posted by: KT at August 22, 2024 07:28 PM (xekrU)

348 Take two situations:

In the 60s, after the East Germans barricaded the city, Gen. Lucius Clay had deploy tanks not to, but through Checkpoint Charlie to chasten the regime there about America's right as a controlling power in Berlin. This resulted in Khrushchev forcing Ulbricht the STFD and STFU.

But what if it hadn't? What if he'd been wrong? What if Khrushchev decided to go to the mattresses?

Nobody on either side seriously considered it then, or during Bay of Pigs, because both sides knew the other didn't have a bunch of queers in charge of the nukes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2024 07:30 PM (0FoWg)

349
The Nevertrumpers will go through a lot of Jergens if he does speak at the DNC.
Posted by: Sifty at August 22, 2024 07:25 PM

Mitt Romenemy and Willie Kristal might even cross the streams IYKWIS.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2024 07:31 PM (ewjUl)

350 Sorry, I got that wrong - Clay sent tanks to escort the civilian vehicles, and then oversaw them pass through the checkpoint.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 22, 2024 07:34 PM (0FoWg)

351 If Trump gets back in, and pray God he does, he can not waste a single moment of his four years. His mission must be to root out every anti-American deep state bureaucrat and send them to the unemployment line where they belong. The institutional rot is so deep, so ingrained, so pervasive, that it will be a monumental task and one that will require more than one term. Trump needs to get that ball rolling from the moment the election is called in his favor and waste zero time between then and January 20, 2029. And we better have a successor administration willing to do the same.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at August 22, 2024 07:34 PM (WpfAE)

352 I wonder what Geraldine Ferraro would think of Kumswallow Harris.

Its a fair question. Hell - what would Hillary Clinton have thought of her, back when Hillary was serious ... and she was serious, for a short while ... about a political career.

Whenever I bitch about women in politics ... and I bitch a lot, because frankly they are the weaker sex ... I think about Janice Rogers Brown. And Margaret Thatcher.

But they were both so fucking rare. Not indicative of women in general. Certainly not now.

Posted by: Who Cares at August 22, 2024 08:00 PM (PCWo9)

353 "We need bullies to do their fucking jobs again." Heh. I've been saying a version of this for years.

Posted by: leber at August 22, 2024 08:36 PM (rovGg)

354 "We need bullies to do their fucking jobs again."

Amen.

Posted by: look whats not at August 22, 2024 09:15 PM (nakGR)

355 Don't neglect their prolonged slap fight with the Italians in the Alps
———
The “slap fight” between Austria-Hungary and Italy in WW1 was anything but laughable. Imagine trying to attack well-defended positions in the Alps, with artillery shells causing loads of secondary shrapnel from rock fragments. And fighting in alpine winters at altitude. The alpine troops on both sides were equal to or better than most of the soldiers on the other fronts. Hell, Rommel fought on the Italian Front and was awarded the Blue Max.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at August 22, 2024 09:42 PM (jklbb)

356 OK Buck...

'All about that Bass' Post Modern Jukebox....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aLnZ1NQm2uk
Hope this comes through....😛

Posted by: COMountainMarie at August 22, 2024 11:10 PM (tRAXV)

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