The DNC and Its Candidates Have Lied Nonstop

Democrats' fakery goes deeper than just pantomiming a democratic process after executing a coup against the sitting president. The Harris-Walz campaign branding of "joy"--repeated this week ad nauseum by the propaganda press--is obviously fake and forced. By running a campaign almost completely devoid of policy substance or any real interaction with the news media, consisting mostly of staged videos of Harris and Walz yukking it up on the campaign trail or delivering speeches via teleprompter at highly controlled rallies, Democrat Party leaders are essentially running a psy-op on the American electorate.
A big part of that psy-op is to lie and mislead brazenly about everything. On the opening night of the convention, Biden repeated the infamous "very fine people on both sides" hoax and the "suckers and losers" hoax, both of which anyone can easily look up in 30 seconds. He also claimed that 500,000 new electric vehicle charging stations have been created under his administration (the actual number is seven), among many other blatant falsehoods.
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker repeated the "injecting bleach" line about Donald Trump and Covid. Former President Barack Obama lied about Trump's tax cuts, claiming they only benefited the wealthy, and about how many jobs have been created under the Biden-Harris administration.
Michelle Obama falsely claimed Trump wants to outlaw IVF. Tim Walz was introduced as a "Command Sergeant Major," a rank he never achieved. Capitol Police Officer Aquilino Gonell claimed he "almost died" on January 6, when in fact he suffered no injuries. On and on, lie after lie--and of the most lazy and obvious kind.
The biggest lie of all, though, is that President Biden wasn't forced out of his reelection campaign in what amounted to a coup last month. A key part of that lie is to downplay the fact that Harris is currently the vice president and present her instead as a new entrant to the race who brings new ideas and energy. But she's been in office for nearly four years now. Biden's failed policies are her failed policies.
Democrats are caught in a bind here. If they tout Harris as an integral part of the Biden administration, a trusted advisor and partner to the president, who as VP was given real responsibilities, how can they claim she doesn't then bear responsibility for what's happened while she's been in office?
Harris taking the stage and proclaiming, "When I am president, I will bring down the cost of groceries," elides the reality that she's been in office since 2021. If she's so committed to bringing down the cost of groceries, why hasn't she done something about it? Why is everything so much more expensive than it was before Biden-Harris were in charge?

America's Groomer Dad Tim Walz continues fabricating his military record and stealing further valor.

Walz enlisted two days after his 17th birthday in April 1981. As Walz tells it, when the planes hit the Twin Towers on Sept. 11, 2001, the attack compelled him to reenlist in lieu of his 20-year retirement, to carry out his patriotic duty to serve his country in a time of war. He then retired in 2005, years after his service obligation for retirement was satisfied.
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My initial reaction to the narrative that Walz reenlisted after 9/11 out of a sense of patriotism was confusion, as his date of enlistment was April 1981 and one would expect, absent unusual circumstances involving extensions or breaks in service, his 20-year retirement date would have been April 2001 and any reenlistment or extension would've had to have been executed in April, months prior to Sept. 11, 2001.
So I looked into it. On Nov. 2, 2009, Walz sat down with a historian from the Library of Congress Veterans History Project to memorialize his service as a military veteran. During the course of Walz's description of his service to his country, he related the following regarding his decision to reenlist after the 9/11 attacks:

My 20 years was actually, ironically enough, up that week of September 11, 2001, because of the time I had off and made up, so I reenlisted like, I think, the vast majority people did with a real uncertainty but wanting to with a real sense of wanting to do something.
That was a lie.

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Walz did not complete 20 years of service in September 2001. He didn't "stay after he could've retired" because he wasn't eligible to retire.
According to Walz's Report of Separation and Record of Service, he was put on "ING" -- Inactive National Guard -- from Dec. 1, 1989, to July 12, 1990, a total of 7 months and 12 days of inactive service. Walz was reportedly teaching school in China during that period.
The Report of Separation also denotes a discrepancy between his "Total Service for Pay" and "Total Service for Retirement Pay." That difference is 7 months and 12 days.
Had Walz wanted to retire after 20 years of service, he would not be eligible to do so until at least 7 months and 12 days after his enlistment anniversary date of April 8, 1981, barring further breaks in service or failure to acquire training and participation points to meet his annual obligations.
This would have put his eligible retirement date at Nov. 20, 2001, at the earliest -- more than a month after the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001. At a minimum, Walz was blatantly lying in his Library of Congress Veterans Project interview about being eligible to retire, "ironically," the week of Sept. 11, 2001.

You may say, "Well, at least he eventually re-upped for service." Except that we didn't actually invade Iraq until, what, late 2003. And we know how Walz reacted when he learned his unit was deploying in 2004 -- he went over his superiors' heads to get a sympathetic and probably Democrat officer to give him a special early retirement despite the military being under "stop-loss" orders which prevented non-connected military personnel from retiring.

Walz and his horrid wife have also lied about using IVF to get pregnant. That's important, because they're pushing another lie that Trump and Vance want to ban IVF fertilization.

'My wife and I used I.V.F. to start a family.'
Democratic vice presidential pick Tim Walz is once again under metaphorical fire after his wife clarified that she never underwent IVF treatments to bear the couple's two children, as Walz has led people to believe.
In a statement to CNN published on Tuesday, Gwen Walz clarified that she and her husband used intrauterine insemination, not in vitro fertilization, to have children.
'Today is IVF Day. Thank God for IVF, my wife and I have two beautiful children.'
Gwen Walz characterized the IUI process as "incredibly personal and difficult" and as a "journey" of "desperation that can eat away at your soul."
"Like so many who have experienced these challenges, we kept it largely to ourselves at the time -- not even sharing the details with our wonderful and close family," she said in the statement.
Though the couple actually used IUI, Tim Walz has repeatedly indicated that his wife became pregnant through IVF. As recently as April, Walz's team mailed out a campaign fundraising letter in an envelope with the message "My wife and I used I.V.F. to start a family," the New York Times reported.
Several weeks ago, Walz went on MSNBC to celebrate so-called IVF Day and note its apparent association with his family. "Today is IVF Day. Thank God for IVF, my wife and I have two beautiful children," he said.
In February, the Alabama Supreme Court ruled that embryos conceived via IVF should be considered children under the law.
Walz immediately slammed the ruling in a post on his government Facebook account, indicating the ruling was a "deeply personal" matter for his family since he and his wife availed themselves of "reproductive health care like IVF" to have children.
"Don't let these guys get away with this by telling you they support IVF when their handpicked judges oppose it," he continued.

Walz just can't stop lying about his entire life story, as that article details.

Tim Walz also lies about his close personal connections to Islamic pro-terrorist extremists who praise Adolf Hitler.

Apparently there were "very fine people" on both sides of World War Two.

During his tenure as the governor of Minnesota, Walz frequently associated with a controversial imam as his administration provided grants to a group with tenuous ties to al Qaeda. Walz has not been accused of associating directly with designated terrorism groups.
During his tenure as the governor of Minnesota, Gov. Tim Walz (D-Minn.) associated on multiple occasions with a radical Muslim Imam named Asad Zaman. The Democratic vice presidential nominee's administration also provided grants to a Muslim group that raised funds for an al Qaeda-linked charity.

Walz, a former teacher, and widely regarded as a "progressive," hosted Muslim cleric Asad Zaman multiple times and even praised Zaman as a "master teacher" at a 2018 event held by the Muslim American Society of Minnesota (MAS MN), a group Zaman leads, The Washington Examiner reported.
Walz and Zaman have denied having a personal relationship despite appearing at a number of public events together between 2018 and May 2023. According to The Times of Israel, both said "they don't know each other beyond that."
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Zaman gained notoriety for sharing an allegedly pro-Hitler movie that claimed a sizable number of Jews served in Nazi Germany's military, The Times of Israel reported.
After the October 7 Hamas attacks, Zaman posted support for Palestine's "right to defend itself." Zaman also shared a statement from his organization "reaffirm[ing] its unwavering support for the Palestinian people in their struggle against the Israeli occupation."
Zaman's organization referred in their Facebook posting to "Israel's recent unprovoked attacks."
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Through that relationship with Zaman, Walz also had loose indirect ties to a U.S.-designated terrorist group that funded al Qaeda.
MAS MN has partnered with the Islamic Association of North America (IANA). IANA received numerous Minnesota grants from 2019 to 2024 during the Walz administration, including two for Mosque security.
IANA has fundraised for Rahma Worldwide, a Michigan charity claiming to ship humanitarian aid to Gaza.
Rahma Worldwide's President Shadi Zaza, in a now-deleted Facebook post, admitted to partnering on an aid initiative with the Islamic Heritage Revival Society (IHRS) in Kuwait.
IHRS was designated as a terrorist group by the U.S. Department of Treasury as long ago as 2008 and was sanctioned for funding al Qaeda. The sanctions, however, only applied to IHRS's Pakistan and Afghanistan offices and not the Minnesota-based Islamic group.

Top Harris-Walz surrogate Debbie Wasserman-Schultz says it's "outrageous" and a "slur" to refer to Timothy Walz as "Tampon Tim."

(Tampon Tim required Minnesota schools to stock tampons in boys' bathrooms) pic.twitter.com/soO6g2Lzc8
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) August 19, 2024

The NBC "reporter" is happier, more excited and more jubilant than the DNC delegates themselves. Best moment of his life. https://t.co/EoUGOI8NxD
— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) August 22, 2024

What�s most important and instructive about this is not that it happened, but that she felt totally comfortable posting it. No sense of shame or embarrassment, no worry about professional blowback. They�re on the same team - and proud of it. https://t.co/rz9Gn0Dz5Z
— Steve Krakauer (@SteveKrak) August 23, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:40 PM

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1 Big Lyin Tent

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 23, 2024 05:42 PM (Ydd86)

2 Oh a first!
Let me go brag to the otters

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 23, 2024 05:43 PM (Ydd86)

3 Centrist ? Srsly ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2024 05:43 PM (IyPmt)

4 You LIE!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 23, 2024 05:44 PM (fs1hN)

5 Lying Liars and the lying lies they prevaricate.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2024 05:44 PM (ynpvh)

6 And in a country where people don't buy gas and food, things are going great!

Posted by: Stateless at August 23, 2024 05:45 PM (jvJvP)

7 Kumala is a moderate.
She guzzles moderately.
She's a moderately leftist communist
She's a moderate retard
She's often moderately drunk
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2024 05:45 PM (ynpvh)

8 Centrist ? Srsly ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2024 05:43 PM (IyPmt)
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Were they laughing when they wrote that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2024 05:46 PM (oCQkM)

9 Trump: [clicking beer bottles together] Kaaaammmmmaaalaaa, come out to de-ba-ate!

Posted by: SMOD at August 23, 2024 05:46 PM (GITLP)

10 Ace, you around? You need to see the video of walz angrily jerking his mentally disabled son around on the stage.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 23, 2024 05:46 PM (Wyak8)

11 9 Trump: [clicking beer bottles together] Kaaaammmmmaaalaaa, come out to de-ba-ate!

Posted by: SMOD at August 23, 2024 05:46 PM (GITLP)

Let her believe it's a cock-sucking contest and she might attend...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2024 05:47 PM (ynpvh)

12 The DNC and Its Candidates Have Lied Nonstop
—Disinformation Expert Ace
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We're right here you know!

Posted by: Surrogates at August 23, 2024 05:47 PM (AylM0)

13 They're shameless about. Even when you rub their noses in it, they're proud about being on the 'right side'.

Fuck em.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at August 23, 2024 05:47 PM (xcxpd)

14 "...intrauterine insemination." So, AWalz wasn't there for the act, huh?

Posted by: fly gal at August 23, 2024 05:47 PM (ZiETL)

15 Any misinformation communicated at the DNC this week is entirely the fault of Donald Trump.

Carry on.

Posted by: The MSM at August 23, 2024 05:48 PM (vtRd1)

16 What's weird to me is it's obvious MSM thinks RFK Jr is a right winger.

Though, compared to Kamala, I guess he is.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 23, 2024 05:49 PM (tT6L1)

17 Kumala surely embraces her Jamaican side.

https://www.uncommoncaribbean.com/jamaica/cock-soup/

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2024 05:49 PM (ynpvh)

18 Walz looks like he could easily be triggered by a troll on the campaign trail. He doesn't look like he can take confrontation well hint hint.

Posted by: ryukyu at August 23, 2024 05:49 PM (lmKVt)

19 To be fair, compared to the editorial staff of the NY Times, Kommula Harris is a centrist.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2024 05:49 PM (vtRd1)

20 Tim Walz is a Chis Farley skit in the ‘80’s at Second City.
Of course SNL will pass on it.
They are in on this. It’s no longer comedy its socialism

Posted by: Redenzo at August 23, 2024 05:50 PM (V/pbu)

21
Baby gravy turkey baster for the win!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 23, 2024 05:50 PM (7xWEH)

22 That's some serious, hard-hitting, charging the line of fire journalism by Kelly O'Donnell!

"How are you feeling?"
"Congratulations."

I have chills.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 23, 2024 05:50 PM (Odg76)

23 Were they laughing when they wrote that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2024 05:46 PM (oCQkM)
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They spewed out an article based on an X hot take.

Then congratulated themselves on their journalistic integrity.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 23, 2024 05:50 PM (tT6L1)

24 I have it on video that the NY Times staff at the DNC stopped applauding first.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2024 05:51 PM (vtRd1)

25 Sundowner had to use his lie Trump said there are good Nazis

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2024 05:51 PM (fwDg9)

26 Intrauterine insemination? So on top of everything else, we now know Tim can't perform as a man.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2024 05:51 PM (2UnvF)

27 23 Were they laughing when they wrote that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2024 05:46 PM (oCQkM)
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They spewed out an article based on an X hot take.

Then congratulated themselves on their journalistic integrity.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 23, 2024 05:50 PM (tT6L1)

Showing the new AI reporters how to write

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2024 05:51 PM (ynpvh)

28 Wife used to use their pumpkin soup mix until she went all Whole Foods organic white woman. Grace's stuff is pretty good, not too salty.

Posted by: Jamaica at August 23, 2024 05:52 PM (IG7T0)

29 Enemies of the people, some dude said.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 23, 2024 05:52 PM (i24o9)

30 25 Sundowner had to use his lie Trump said there are good Nazis

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2024 05:51 PM (fwDg9)

Well, there are: the dead ones.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2024 05:52 PM (ynpvh)

31 I can assure you Kamala is no moderate.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 23, 2024 05:53 PM (RIvkX)

32 intrauterine insemination." So, AWalz wasn't there for the act, huh?
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And his wife had the unnatural birth at 40 IIRC

This could be a good time to have a conversation about how damaging this type of behavior is to the children like theirs who are born with birth defects that will determine the rest of their lives.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 23, 2024 05:53 PM (Wyak8)

33 That's some serious, hard-hitting, charging the line of fire journalism by Kelly O'Donnell!

"How are you feeling?"
"Congratulations."

I have chills.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 23, 2024 05:50 PM (Odg76)

Meh. The Gold Standard of Big Time Journalism still has not been surpassed: "Mr. Obama, tell us what you find to be the most enchanting thing about being president?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2024 05:53 PM (vtRd1)

34 Walz looks like he could easily be triggered by a troll on the campaign trail. He doesn't look like he can take confrontation well hint hint.

Posted by: ryukyu at August 23, 2024 05:49 PM

After they way we saw him act with his autistic son I agree, he can be triggered extremely easy, and he will be. The VP debate could get sporty.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 23, 2024 05:54 PM (QNSds)

35 17 Kumala surely embraces her Jamaican side.

https://www.uncommoncaribbean.com/jamaica/cock-soup/

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2024 05:49 PM (ynpvh)
Article Title: "Cock Soup: Thick, Hot, Satisfying and Straight from Jamaica"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2024 05:54 PM (ynpvh)

36 When will Walz fall through a coffee table for the prize

Posted by: Redenzo at August 23, 2024 05:54 PM (V/pbu)

37 "Aww, shit, the Palace needs me to be a congressman now? Fuck. I guess we need to pop out a kid, then, huh?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2024 05:54 PM (BAEGB)

38 "The kid's a tard? Great! We can use that!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2024 05:55 PM (BAEGB)

39 LMAO Oh boy, the guy speaking on stage at the Trump Rally in Arizona is drunk AF.

Posted by: JROD at August 23, 2024 05:55 PM (IlL6s)

40 I so want JD to call him a feather merchant at the debate.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2024 05:55 PM (2UnvF)

41 Meh. The Gold Standard of Big Time Journalism still has not been surpassed: "Mr. Obama, tell us what you find to be the most enchanting thing about being president?"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2024 05:53 PM (vtRd1)
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I call those kind of questions "fluffy bunny questions."

"So, Mr. President: fluffy bunnies, or big-eyed puppies?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 23, 2024 05:57 PM (VdhcA)

42 40 I so want JD to call him a feather merchant at the debate.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2024 05:55 PM (2UnvF)

It does kind of set up a nice little campaign line for him... "Hey, I never saw combat, thank God. I don't claim to. But at least I went when then sent me!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2024 05:57 PM (BAEGB)

43 Hearts - Yes

https://youtu.be/hGdohNm5ASE

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 23, 2024 05:58 PM (i24o9)

44 JD at the debate:

You got a BFA on that thing?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2024 05:58 PM (2UnvF)

45 "So, Mr. President: fluffy bunnies, or big-eyed puppies?"
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 23, 2024 05:57 PM (VdhcA)
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Bill and his "boxers or briefs" question. though, that may have been an audience thing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 23, 2024 05:58 PM (tT6L1)

46

RFK Jr. withdraws, ENDORSES TRUMP!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2024 05:59 PM (x0n13)

47 Jamaicans are a randy bunch. Google Jamaican Dancehall music, rated

Posted by: Jamaica at August 23, 2024 05:59 PM (IG7T0)

48 Top Harris-Walz surrogate Debbie Wasserman-Schultz says it's "outrageous" and a "slur" to refer to Timothy Walz as "Tampon Tim."
______________________________

New one:

TIMMAY !!!!

Posted by: Orson at August 23, 2024 05:59 PM (dIske)

49 The way they've pulled this off is amazing. Walz is a selfless veteran/America's dad, and Vance is a couchfucking weirdo. MSN readers believe this.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 23, 2024 05:59 PM (Dm8we)

50 Tampon Tim Awalz = John Smallberries.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 23, 2024 05:59 PM (vNdJC)

51 JD at the debate:

You got a BFA on that thing?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2024 05:58 PM (2UnvF)
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Bachelor of Fine Arts?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 23, 2024 05:59 PM (VdhcA)

52 BFA = Blank Firing Adapter

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2024 06:00 PM (2UnvF)

53 maybe Timmy can fall down a well

faithful Kamala can rescue him

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 23, 2024 06:01 PM (vNdJC)

54 >>>Top Harris-Walz surrogate Debbie Wasserman-Schultz says it's "outrageous" and a "slur" to refer to Timothy Walz as "Tampon Tim."

STFC commie scrunt.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 23, 2024 06:01 PM (i24o9)

55 Tim Awalz is a traitorous buddy fucking scumbag of a valor thief.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 23, 2024 06:02 PM (vNdJC)

56 54 >>>Top Harris-Walz surrogate Debbie Wasserman-Schultz says it's "outrageous" and a "slur" to refer to Timothy Walz as "Tampon Tim."

STFC commie scrunt.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 23, 2024 06:01 PM (i24o9)

Yes, Mayonnaise Hair. Yes. It is a slur. Because fuck him, and fuck you too. That's how insults work.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2024 06:02 PM (BAEGB)

57 The drunk guy that spoke at the Glendale, AZ rally was Congressman Paul Gosar. If you get a chance watch his slurred speech. Little too much partying at the rally.

Posted by: JROD at August 23, 2024 06:02 PM (IlL6s)

58 "How do you feel"?

Geeze, where are the ice cream questions?!

Posted by: Axeman at August 23, 2024 06:02 PM (AylM0)

59 Kumala surely embraces her Jamaican side.

https://www.uncommoncaribbean.com/jamaica/cock-soup/

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2024 05:49 PM (ynpvh)
Article Title: "Cock Soup: Thick, Hot, Satisfying and Straight from Jamaica"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2024 05:54 PM (ynpvh)

Likes to jerk chicken?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 23, 2024 06:03 PM (i24o9)

60 Democrats lying is news?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 23, 2024 06:03 PM (+xLxK)

61 Well it seems pretty obvious now why all of the other VP candidates dropped out of consideration. Seems that the #1 criteria for VP was the willingness to lie about any and everything under the sun and - while some of the other candidates were OK with that - everyone else knew they could never compete with Walz when it came to outright shameless indiscriminate bullshit.

Posted by: JTSmith at August 23, 2024 06:04 PM (FxdZx)

62 I forgot about Debbie Whatswitherhair

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2024 06:04 PM (fwDg9)

63 BFA = Blank Firing Adapter

But enough of Tiny Tim's tiny pecker.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 23, 2024 06:04 PM (vNdJC)

64 Yes, Mayonnaise Hair. Yes. It is a slur. Because fuck him, and fuck you too. That's how insults work.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2024 06:02 PM (BAEGB)

Can't get one past her. She's sharp as the Cocksucker in Chief.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 23, 2024 06:04 PM (i24o9)

65 Now go borrow a salad fork from that Klobuchar goofball to fix that fucked up greasy thatch, you putrid played out back-bencher.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2024 06:04 PM (BAEGB)

66 Many Americans aren't worth dying for.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 23, 2024 06:05 PM (rJ48h)

67 The NBC "reporter" is happier, more excited and more jubilant than the DNC delegates themselves. Best moment of his life.
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He should wipe his chin.

Posted by: Axeman at August 23, 2024 06:05 PM (AylM0)

68 50 Tampon Tim Awalz = John Smallberries.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 23, 2024 05:59 PM (vNdJC)

Timbits . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2024 06:05 PM (x0n13)

69 Will to power joined with lying to achieve power + doing whatever it takes to attain and keep power. It worked for Barak after all.

both Harrris and Walz are that. It doesn't matter what they did to get where they are, what is important is that they did whatever they needed for whoever was holding out a position to fill. It is an indication of what they will do for power now, and what they will do to hold it.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2024 06:05 PM (D7oie)

70 The drunk guy that spoke at the Glendale, AZ rally was Congressman Paul Gosar. If you get a chance watch his slurred speech. Little too much partying at the rally.
Posted by: JROD at August 23, 2024 06:02 PM (IlL6s)
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Great. He represents my district.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 23, 2024 06:05 PM (tT6L1)

71 Is Debbie Washes her Schlitz still a thing?

How are the Awan brothers Debs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 23, 2024 06:05 PM (vNdJC)

72 Heart of the Sunrise - Yes

https://youtu.be/0vNcgL9Fi4w

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 23, 2024 06:05 PM (i24o9)

73
Debbie Wasserman Test (positive)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2024 06:06 PM (x0n13)

74 Great. He represents my district.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 23, 2024 06:05 PM (tT6L1)

You guys a bunch of drunks?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 23, 2024 06:06 PM (i24o9)

75 You guys a bunch of drunks?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 23, 2024 06:06 PM (i24o9)
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usually it's meth. Booze is a little old timey.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 23, 2024 06:06 PM (tT6L1)

76 usually it's meth. Booze is a little old timey.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 23, 2024 06:06 PM (tT6L1)

Meth is pretty 90s to be honest.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 23, 2024 06:07 PM (i24o9)

77 71 Is Debbie Washes her Schlitz still a thing?

How are the Awan brothers Debs?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 23, 2024 06:05 PM (vNdJC)

SPitroasting, but with her it's vomit-roasting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2024 06:07 PM (x0n13)

78
OUT-Tampon Timmy

IN-Turkeybaster Tim

Posted by: Miklos, Happily Houring at August 23, 2024 06:07 PM (lSyD7)

79 Great. He represents my district.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 23, 2024 06:05 PM (tT6L1)

"well it is not like you could not vote for him, it would cause a power vacuum that would be filled by someone far worse"

---Credentialed Political Analyst

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2024 06:08 PM (D7oie)

80 67 The NBC "reporter" is happier, more excited and more jubilant than the DNC delegates themselves. Best moment of his life.
---
He should wipe his chin.
Posted by: Axeman at August 23, 2024 06:05 PM (AylM0)

I comfort myself knowing that these people probably go home deathly afraid that their families won't be there anymore because they didn't perform convincingly enough that day, and they cry themselves to sleep wondering what horrors the morning's email will have them saying and doing tomorrow.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2024 06:08 PM (BAEGB)

81 Tim Walz the candidate is an IQ test for the voters. And Minnesota nice voters Flunked out. Republican form of government will not work there

Posted by: Ex GOP at August 23, 2024 06:08 PM (GpUII)

82 Will to power joined with lying to achieve power + doing whatever it takes to attain and keep power. It worked for Barak after all.

Posted by: Kindltot
___________

He is not the uberman I expected.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 23, 2024 06:08 PM (Dm8we)

83 The Walz 9/11 vs 11/20 reenlistment and IVF vs IUI lies seem way too picayune. Too complicated and hair-splitting to pursue.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 23, 2024 06:09 PM (7fVdQ)

84 The problem isn't the democrats' and media's lies. The problem is the people who believe them.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 23, 2024 06:09 PM (3wi/L)

85 It's not a lie if the MFN doesn't report it as so.

Posted by: javems at August 23, 2024 06:09 PM (8I4hW)

86 Jamaicans are a randy bunch. Google Jamaican Dancehall music, rated

Posted by: Jamaica at August 23, 2024 05:59 PM (IG7T0)

Aren't STDs as common as air down there?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 23, 2024 06:09 PM (i24o9)

87 The IVF attack is really odd, is this a real thing in certain social conservative circles?

Just like 99% of conservatives didnt want to ban birth control, it just takes one oddball like Santorum that suddenly this is some policy plank.

Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2024 06:09 PM (wMRY8)

88 Kerry Kennedy just posted on X about how RFK has "abandoned our family's values..." and the rebuttals are brutal.
"You mean values like leaving a girl in a car to drown?"

ouchie...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 23, 2024 06:09 PM (MeG8a)

89 maybe Timmy can fall down a well

faithful Kamala can rescue him
Posted by: Anna Puma

WOOF

Posted by: Sam Brinton, good doggy at August 23, 2024 06:10 PM (lSyD7)

90 I guess Tim "No Ballz" Walz gets his marching orders on child genital mutilation from his masters in China.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2024 06:10 PM (vtRd1)

91 @visegrad24
At least 3 people have been stabbed to death and several people are receiving CPR after a mass stabbing attack at a “diversity festival” in Solingen, Germany 🇩🇪

@BILD
reports that eyewitnesses saw “an Arab-looking man” stabbing people

This is how the city describes the festival:

2024 is a special year for Solingen: the city of blades is celebrating its 650th anniversary! Celebrations and events will be spread throughout the year - with the highlight being the big "Festival of Diversity" from August 23 to 25 (…

All these events and activities only exist because so many of us are involved in associations and communities. They put the programs together - for the most part on a voluntary basis. Special thanks go to them, because without them, our city would not be as colorful and worth living in.

Look forward to colorful diversity and celebrate it with us…

https://tinyurl.com/bde5dxch

Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2024 06:10 PM (ZCDBf)

92 BFA

Bidens flaming asshole.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 23, 2024 06:10 PM (cCkcq)

93 83 The Walz 9/11 vs 11/20 reenlistment and IVF vs IUI lies seem way too picayune. Too complicated and hair-splitting to pursue.
Posted by: Oglebay at August 23, 2024 06:09 PM (7fVdQ)

So what.

This is the New Rules. Who cares if it's picayune. Who cares if it's even true or not. Grab a handful and start flinging, because fuck that guy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2024 06:11 PM (BAEGB)

94 OUT-Tampon Timmy

IN-Turkeybaster Tim
Posted by: Miklos, Happily Houring at August 23, 2024 06:07 PM (lSyD7)

Look, the ChiComs told me I had to cut off my dick, so what was I supposed to do?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2024 06:12 PM (vtRd1)

95 Are they lies?
Yes
No

Easy as that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 23, 2024 06:12 PM (Wyak8)

96 93 83 The Walz 9/11 vs 11/20 reenlistment and IVF vs IUI lies seem way too picayune. Too complicated and hair-splitting to pursue.
Posted by: Oglebay at August 23, 2024 06:09 PM (7fVdQ)

So what.

This is the New Rules. Who cares if it's picayune. Who cares if it's even true or not. Grab a handful and start flinging, because fuck that guy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2024 06:11 PM (BAEGB)

+++++

Oh, I agree. It's just those two in particular don't have enough bite, IMO.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 23, 2024 06:12 PM (7fVdQ)

97 Grab a handful and start flinging, because fuck that guy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2024 06:11 PM (BAEGB)

The horse jizz memes were epic and fun, and they forced fact-checkers to fact check them.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 23, 2024 06:12 PM (i24o9)

98 "That's some serious, hard-hitting, charging the line of fire journalism by Kelly O'Donnell! "How are you feeling?" "Congratulations."
I have chills."

She could have asked a softball policy question that might have given Harris a chance to shine, but even that was probably too dangerous for the "Now More Moderate" Harris.

She needs to just one time laugh and "joke" ... "oh, and Death to White America" cackle cackle.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 23, 2024 06:13 PM (Cus5s)

99 Heh.

Hehehehe.

I just imagined a chinese guy trying to say "Walz"....

Do it.

It's hillarious.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2024 06:13 PM (BAEGB)

100 Robert

added more stuff

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 23, 2024 06:13 PM (vNdJC)

101 "What's up with the media's creepy obsession to make Democrats your dad?"

Article from "Legal Insurrection" site:

https://tinyurl.com/52aht47n

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2024 06:13 PM (dTTBf)

102
RFK Jr. withdraws, ENDORSES TRUMP!

Phrasing?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 23, 2024 06:13 PM (7xWEH)

103
That, of course, is Rachel Maddow talking to the "enthusiastic" reporter. I'd love to see her curl up and die on live t.v. on Election Night, but I have to work up the nerve to watch.

If Trump wins, I expect her to assure her viewers that she'll be here for you, despite whatever is coming her way, as long as she's allowed. (She thinks Trump will pick her up and throw her in a camp LOLOL, who'd want that useless stick making license plates or hoeing weeds.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 23, 2024 06:14 PM (NAICc)

104 RFK Jr. withdraws, ENDORSES TRUMP!

Phrasing?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 23, 2024 06:13 PM (7xWEH)

It would be awkward if he kept going and endorsed.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 23, 2024 06:14 PM (i24o9)

105 91 Posted by: Robert at August 23, 2024 06:10 PM (ZCDBf)

Stabbing attack in Solingen? A city known for knfesmithing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2024 06:14 PM (x0n13)

106 I just imagined a chinese guy trying to say "Walz"....

Do it.

It's hillarious.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

YU GO NAOW!

Posted by: Unhappy Asian Lady at August 23, 2024 06:14 PM (lSyD7)

107
Protip: Turkey baster insemination does not guarantee the smartest of offspring. Some times you have to wrench their arm out of their shoulder socket to get them to pay attention.

-- Caring Parental Guidance 101

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 23, 2024 06:15 PM (RKVpM)

108 91

'“an Arab-looking man” stabbing people

2024 is a special year for Solingen: the city of blades is...'

(smirk) city of blades.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 23, 2024 06:15 PM (3wi/L)

109 "Top Harris-Walz surrogate Debbie Wasserman-Schultz "

Shoot! I forgot to get mayonnaise at the grocery store this morning.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 23, 2024 06:15 PM (pIfcn)

110 Wasserman-Schultz is the Tom Daschle of Chuck Schumers

I confess I don't know what that means

Posted by: Don Black at August 23, 2024 06:16 PM (/7KEl)

111 Protip: Turkey baster insemination does not guarantee the smartest of offspring.

Or the prettiest.

Posted by: Web Hubbell at August 23, 2024 06:16 PM (vtRd1)

112 Stabbing attack in Solingen? A city known for knfesmithing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

And Diversity Festival with some Gay Blades

Posted by: Miklos with Heidelberg dueling scar at August 23, 2024 06:16 PM (lSyD7)

113 110 Wasserman-Schultz is the Tom Daschle of Chuck Schumers

I confess I don't know what that means
Posted by: Don Black at August 23, 2024 06:16 PM (/7KEl)

That's how you know it's working.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2024 06:16 PM (BAEGB)

114 The new definition of "right wing" is to be against the establishment, big corporations and billionaires, and the control of speech. See, the parties switched....

Posted by: azjaeger at August 23, 2024 06:16 PM (7Q/SH)

115 The IVF attack is really odd, is this a real thing in certain social conservative circles?

Just like 99% of conservatives didnt want to ban birth control, it just takes one oddball like Santorum that suddenly this is some policy plank.
Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2024 06:09 PM (wMRY

I am having a really bad day, so I will be really blunt

IVF if the backstop for the poor liberal I-can-do-it-all ladies to lie to themselves that they can do a career, not have kids however method they chose, and then still have kids in their 40's when they are "ready"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2024 06:17 PM (D7oie)

116 103
That, of course, is Rachel Maddow talking to the "enthusiastic" reporter. I'd love to see her curl up and die on live t.v. on Election Night, but I have to work up the nerve to watch.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 23, 2024 06:14 PM (NAICc)

She makes $30,000 an episode to keep her audience scared. If she did, it would be for show. She probably wants Trump to win to keep her ratings up.

Posted by: ryukyu at August 23, 2024 06:18 PM (lmKVt)

117 The horse jizz memes were epic and fun, and they forced fact-checkers to fact check them.

4chan is trying to launch stories about Walz and Jerry Sandusky butt banging teenage boys together. Imagine the memes that will generate.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at August 23, 2024 06:18 PM (T4xYB)

118 The new definition of "right wing" is to be against the establishment, big corporations and billionaires, and the control of speech. See, the parties switched....

A true right-winger also opposes the trains that run on time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2024 06:18 PM (vtRd1)

119 Protip: Turkey baster insemination does not guarantee the smartest of offspring.

Or the prettiest.
Posted by: Web Hubbell

Malia and Sasha turned out fine.

Posted by: Big Mike at August 23, 2024 06:19 PM (lSyD7)

120 and then still have kids in their 40's when they are "ready"
-

And I'm willing to bet money this postponing of children is tied to autism, ADD, etc.

Just like Walz kid.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 23, 2024 06:19 PM (Wyak8)

121 You see, you attach a BFA to your rifle when your shooting blanks and since Tim had trouble impregnating his wife...never mind.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2024 06:19 PM (2UnvF)

122 Top Harris-Walz surrogate Debbie Wasserman-Schultz says it's "outrageous" and a "slur" to refer to Timothy Walz as "Tampon Tim."

----
And Trump is literally Hitler!!!!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 23, 2024 06:19 PM (JwQ8M)

123 Wasserman-Schultz is the Bella Abzug of Shirley Chisholms

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2024 06:19 PM (x0n13)

124 I am having a really bad day, so I will be really blunt

IVF if the backstop for the poor liberal I-can-do-it-all ladies to lie to themselves that they can do a career, not have kids however method they chose, and then still have kids in their 40's when they are "ready"

Posted by: Kindltot
___

I agree with all that, but is anyone wanting to outlaw it on the GOP side?

There's all sorts of bad decisions people make that I have zero interest enshrining in the law.

Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2024 06:20 PM (wMRY8)

125 If communism is the new centrism, I would hate to see how crazy the "extreme left" are

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 23, 2024 06:21 PM (JwQ8M)

126 Just like 99% of conservatives didnt want to ban birth control, it just takes one oddball like Santorum that suddenly this is some policy plank.
Posted by: Blago
-------

With the support of the MSM.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2024 06:21 PM (XeU6L)

127 So does she swallow each squirt?
Or hold a mouth full till he's empty?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 23, 2024 06:21 PM (7xWEH)

128 Wasserman-Schultz is the Bella Abzug of Shirley Chisholms

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

*sheer envy*

Posted by: Helen Thomas at August 23, 2024 06:21 PM (lSyD7)

129
I don't buy forty year old eggs often, but when I do...

Posted by: The Dumbest Man in Mexico at August 23, 2024 06:21 PM (RKVpM)

130 >Top Harris-Walz surrogate Debbie Wasserman-Schultz says it's "outrageous" and a "slur" to refer to Timothy Walz as "Tampon Tim."
---

the party of homo tranny pedo insanity doesn't get to lecture me on what's outrageous

Posted by: Don Black at August 23, 2024 06:22 PM (/7KEl)

131 103
'who'd want that useless stick making license plates or hoeing weeds'

Raises hand

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 23, 2024 06:22 PM (3wi/L)

132 128 Wasserman-Schultz is the Bella Abzug of Shirley Chisholms

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

*sheer envy*
Posted by: Helen Thomas at August 23, 2024 06:21 PM (lSyD7)

Helen Thomas is the Rosa DeLauro of the Tank from Tiennenmen Squares.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2024 06:22 PM (BAEGB)

133 I'm thinking he used that illustrious Army career as cover for some nefarious activity, plus he had some pull with somebody, being absolved of a DUI, that offense normally results in ruining a career or a discharge.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 23, 2024 06:23 PM (hKoQL)

134 Protip: Turkey baster insemination does not guarantee the smartest of offspring. Some times you have to wrench their arm out of their shoulder socket to get them to pay attention.
------------
*sadz*

Posted by: Kaiser Wilhelm II at August 23, 2024 06:23 PM (VdhcA)

135 I am not even sure who publications like the New York Times or the traditional media appeal to. They are not changing any minds. The videos of Kamala in her own words are everywhere on social media, which arguably has better coverage than the networks. I talked to a bunch of younger kids today who are voting. They’re not buying what Democrats are selling, and I was surprised how well informed they were.

People are suffering. They know she’s been in the White House for years now. Combined with the videos about her Marxist policy ramblings, this only gets worse for her.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 23, 2024 06:23 PM (c9rBD)

136 I think the terms "democrat, republican left and right" are becoming meaningless as the "left" continues to redefine what words mean and the media goes along.

It's harder to shuck off being pinned with an ideology that epitomizes your political, social, and economic principles when the "political" tag is removed.

The Democrats/left are ideological ______ (fill in the blank.) Let them redefine the rest of the English language. That will be interesting.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 23, 2024 06:24 PM (Q4IgG)

137 133 I'm thinking he used that illustrious Army career as cover for some nefarious activity, plus he had some pull with somebody, being absolved of a DUI, that offense normally results in ruining a career or a discharge.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 23, 2024 06:23 PM (hKoQL)

"So if I get promoted to a non-com, I get to slap a bunch of privates around? Sign me up!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2024 06:24 PM (BAEGB)

138 it doesn't have to mak sense, does it

Posted by: Don Black at August 23, 2024 06:24 PM (/7KEl)

139 Wasserman-Schultz is the Bella Abzug of Shirley Chisholms

Bella Stumbo has entered the chat.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 23, 2024 06:24 PM (7xWEH)

140 Take a Friend - Rush

https://youtu.be/FpPYbai4wRc

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 23, 2024 06:24 PM (i24o9)

141 Oh

And President Trump and Mr. Kennedy-

Unbundle cable.

*CC to J.D.*

Posted by: Miklos has policy suggestion at August 23, 2024 06:24 PM (lSyD7)

142 "We used IVF to conceive our children and the Rs want to ban it!"

"You didn't use IVF, you used IUI, liar."

See the problem? It's kind of like the being accused of eating a sh*t sandwich and responding that that is an obvious lie because you don't like bread.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 23, 2024 06:24 PM (7fVdQ)

143 I think the terms "democrat, republican left and right" are becoming meaningless as the "left" continues to redefine what words mean and the media goes along.

---------------------

The dividing line is no longer right/left but sane/insane.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2024 06:25 PM (2UnvF)

144
Shoot! I forgot to get mayonnaise at the grocery store this morning.
Posted by: Bilwis
-----

ISWYDT

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2024 06:25 PM (XeU6L)

145 Wow!

Kamala’s Wins
@harris_wins
BREAKING: Many pundits are already dubbing Kamala Harris’ speech tonight the greatest acceptance speech in American history. What a moment.

-
Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, and William Jennings Bryant could take lessons from her!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 23, 2024 06:25 PM (L/fGl)

146 I get to slap a bunch of privates around?

Don't get near my privates.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 23, 2024 06:26 PM (7xWEH)

147 Just like 99% of conservatives didnt want to ban birth control, it just takes one oddball like Santorum that suddenly this is some policy plank.
Posted by: Blago
-------

With the support of the MSM.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
____

Of course, the problem was, you could see him on tape saying it and he was a Presidential contender. So it wasnt a complete lie. The IVF thing seems to be 100% bullshit.

One thing I am super grateful for regarding Trump is jettisoning that "holy roller" wing of conservatism. i dont think anyone really buys that Trump cares about issues like IVF and wants to ban them.

Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2024 06:26 PM (wMRY8)

148 Hey Anna Puma, the store I was at in East Stroudsburg Pa that had all of the Gundam models is Cloud City Games.

They have a facebook page, the website and information is on that page, you can also scroll down and see what they are about, as I said, they have one of the largest tabletop game setups I've seen.

https://tinyurl.com/b56u3jbj

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 23, 2024 06:26 PM (XV/Pl)

149
Zuckerburg better start blocking FaceBook people soon before the 'October Surprise' slaps both turgid balls on his cheeks.

Two blocks the past two months. I should be better but hardly trying.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 23, 2024 06:26 PM (RKVpM)

150 Kamala’s Wins
@harris_wins
BREAKING: Many pundits are already dubbing Kamala Harris’ speech tonight the greatest acceptance speech in American history. What a moment.

Sure.. They had their revues written for weeks...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2024 06:26 PM (IyPmt)

151 Timbits . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2024 06:05 PM (x0n13

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 23, 2024 06:26 PM (OX9vb)

152 137
'So if I get promoted to a non-com, I get to slap a bunch of privates around'

You don't have to be a non-com to slap privates around.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at August 23, 2024 06:28 PM (3wi/L)

153 A color revolution out in the open.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 23, 2024 06:29 PM (vsXBg)

154 Far worse than Walz's lie about his wife's treatment by IVF is the Democrats' lies about the Republican stance on IVF. I have yet to hear one prominent member of the GOP come out against IVF. Trump is not against IVF. It's a vicious, evil lie that no one in our garbage media objects to in the slightest.

Posted by: UGAdawg at August 23, 2024 06:29 PM (tRd71)

155 4chan is trying to launch stories about Walz and Jerry Sandusky butt banging teenage boys together. Imagine the memes that will generate.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at August 23, 2024 06:18 PM (T4xYB)

Dude made pedo's a protected class, he volunteered to watch boys in the locker room, and he volunteered to be a faculty advisor to a student grooming organization well before it was mainstream left.

There is some there there, and it is a matter of time before it comes out.

If I had big cash, I'd offer bounties for people to come out with it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 23, 2024 06:29 PM (i24o9)

156 Timbits . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2024 06:05 PM (x0n13

*snort
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

Are those like fake bacon bit Bac O's?

Actually soy?

Posted by: Miklos begins to suspect at August 23, 2024 06:30 PM (lSyD7)

157 I agree with all that, but is anyone wanting to outlaw it on the GOP side?

There's all sorts of bad decisions people make that I have zero interest enshrining in the law.
Posted by: Blago at August 23, 2024 06:20 PM (wMRY

BECAUSE IT IS A PSYOP. It is designed to be a wedge issue based around icky parts of sex which is supposed to cause intense revulsion on conservatives and make them scream and deny out of disgust and fear and try to put someone else's face in the rat-cage

It riles up the liberals and MAKES THE CONSERVATIVES DANCE TO THE SAME ISSUE

YOU are dancing to that tune right now like an NPC. That is how you know it is working.
If it gets in and makes you disgusted, review if it is important or not, not on the disgust scale, but on the actual reality scale. You had it there, when you started talking about the small numbers involved, but you shorted out because it hit the disgust line.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2024 06:30 PM (D7oie)

158 >@harris_wins
BREAKING: Many pundits are already dubbing Kamala Harris’ speech tonight the greatest acceptance speech in American history.
-----

Like who?
'Many.'

Posted by: Don Black at August 23, 2024 06:30 PM (/7KEl)

159 "We used IVF to conceive our children and the Rs want to ban it!"

"You didn't use IVF, you used IUI, liar."
---
Well yeah.
That's it's, "he's a liar about that and is lying abouts Republicans " is the response.

Only the retarded "in fairness" Con, Inc. writers are explaining how it's a lie.
Don't bother.
Call him a liar.
Make him explain.

They are lying about the things they think the voters they need to win care about.
And they wouldn't bother lying if "you can't beat the cheat."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 23, 2024 06:30 PM (POTzq)

160
Helen Thomas is the Rancida Tlaib of Ismael Haniyehs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2024 06:31 PM (x0n13)

161 There is some there there, and it is a matter of time before it comes out.

If I had big cash, I'd offer bounties for people to come out with it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

not a chance

Posted by: Denny Hastert at August 23, 2024 06:31 PM (lSyD7)

162 1st and 10 @Michigan 47, bad snap, becomes 2nd &23. Sack makes it 3rd&29.
There's a reason why he transferred.

Posted by: Jamaica at August 23, 2024 06:31 PM (IG7T0)

163 What do they mean "almost completely devoid of ... any real interaction with the news media"? They consult daily on strategy.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 23, 2024 06:31 PM (1bNHn)

164 A color revolution out in the open.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 23, 2024 06:29 PM (vsXBg)

a color revolution in every barrio

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2024 06:31 PM (D7oie)

165 Walz lying about his service pisses me off. All the other shit does too, including how brusque he was with his son on stage.

I was in Germany when Desert Shield/Storm blew up. I was in a battalion that was nuclear capable (LANCE missile), but I was a medic. I seriously considered PCSing to another unit that was deploying. But, my wise and wonderful wife reminded me that we had two very young children to think about.

I never lie about my service. I did what I did. Which is why I get so fucking het up when assholes like Walz fucking lie about it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Icky Weirdo at August 23, 2024 06:31 PM (Ad8y9)

166 "Many pundits are already dubbing Kamala Harris’ speech tonight the greatest acceptance speech in American history. "

HIstorical !!! First time in history no Presidential candidate has mentioned absolutely no policies they are in favor of or goals for their term but completely speaking in vague generalities?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2024 06:32 PM (dTTBf)

167 Hilarious.

Actual impending socio-economic collapse on a scale not seen since the 3rd century... and these dumb fucks are jangling the IVF keys around.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2024 06:32 PM (BAEGB)

168 "We used IVF to conceive our children and the Rs want to ban it!"

"You didn't use IVF, you used IUI, liar."

See the problem? It's kind of like the being accused of eating a sh*t sandwich and responding that that is an obvious lie because you don't like bread.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 23, 2024 06:24 PM (7fVdQ)

Better: "You are a lying, horse-jizz guzzling liar."

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 23, 2024 06:32 PM (i24o9)

169 Like who?
'Many.'
Posted by: Don Black at August 23, 2024 06:30 PM (/7KEl)

Manny loved it. Ir reminded him of the stories about Santa Ana that his abuela used to tell.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2024 06:33 PM (D7oie)

170 OT but Saturday's game between FSU and GA Tech is in Ireland for some f***ing reason

Posted by: Don Black at August 23, 2024 06:33 PM (/7KEl)

171
Actual impending socio-economic collapse on a scale not seen since the 3rd century... and these dumb fucks are jangling the IVF keys around.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Swinger's party???

Posted by: Anthony's Wiener at August 23, 2024 06:34 PM (lSyD7)

172 >>> 145 Wow!

Kamala’s Wins
@harris_wins
BREAKING: Many pundits are already dubbing Kamala Harris’ speech tonight the greatest acceptance speech in American history. What a moment.

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Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, and William Jennings Bryant could take lessons from her!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 23, 2024 06:25 PM (L/fGl)

Even better than Mr Greek Columns? Wow. That will explain how she won 200 million ~~ballots~~ votes.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 23, 2024 06:34 PM (FnneF)

173 I wonder if Alabama will discontinue #56?

Posted by: Jamaica at August 23, 2024 06:34 PM (IG7T0)

174 170 OT but Saturday's game between FSU and GA Tech is in Ireland for some f***ing reason
Posted by: Don Black at August 23, 2024 06:33 PM (/7KEl)

To give cover for Muslim rape and stabbing gangs!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2024 06:35 PM (x0n13)

175 There I was, in the shit, Taylor Barracks in Aschaffenburg. Pulling another long tour of guard duty in empty buildings. then I saw it:

A bier vending machine in the break room, 2 DM per bottle. Fuckin'-A.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Icky Weirdo at August 23, 2024 06:35 PM (Ad8y9)

176 Swinger's party???
Posted by: Anthony's Wiener at August 23, 2024 06:34 PM (lSyD7)

In the swinger's party of life, you're the dickhead who rode his bike there.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2024 06:35 PM (BAEGB)

177 Didn't watch a second of it. I prefer it that way.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 23, 2024 06:36 PM (dg+HA)

178 Football gets eyeballs everywhere it goes. There is an NFL game in Brazil.

Posted by: Jamaica at August 23, 2024 06:36 PM (IG7T0)

179 I wonder if Alabama will discontinue #56?
Posted by: Jamaica
__________

Was that Biden's number?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 23, 2024 06:36 PM (Dm8we)

180 OT but Saturday's game between FSU and GA Tech is in Ireland for some f***ing reason
Posted by: Don Black at August 23, 2024 06:33 PM (/7KEl)

To give cover for Muslim rape and stabbing gangs!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

White redneck supremacist football hooligans

Posted by: Miklos is writing the headlines already at August 23, 2024 06:36 PM (lSyD7)

181 I think the terms "democrat, republican left and right" are becoming meaningless as the "left" continues to redefine what words mean and the media goes along.
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Left and right have very little analytical value.

They are defined by the Marxists. Marxists are "left" because they're a rather coherent grouping.

But the "Right" is anything that wants to resist Marx's historical "6 ages" and is not down for a Marxist revolution. (As national socialists weren't).

Since Marx's shit is all made up, it's not analytical to define politics by who does and does not believe Marx's bullshit.

The French Revolution gave us the terms and the one important thing to remember, is that nobody who stood on the right side of the National Assembly when the revolution began was left alive by the time Napoleon put the children to bed.

They were one-by-one arrested and executed for the crime o sounding "counter-revolutionary".

Posted by: Axeman at August 23, 2024 06:36 PM (OaZlZ)

182 I'm listening to that Tucker with doctors video, and I agree on the fat kids and estrogen stuff mostly.

But on our infant mortality being so high ... I thought "we" had said this was due to America attempting to save really tiny babies, and counting their deaths. Other places don't even try, so it is not a "live birth death", or whatever it is called.

Am I mis-remembering?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 23, 2024 06:37 PM (Cus5s)

183 158 >@harris_wins
BREAKING: Many pundits are already dubbing Kamala Harris’ speech tonight the greatest acceptance speech in American history.
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Like who?
'Many.'
Posted by: Don Black at August 23, 2024 06:30 PM (/7KEl)

Also, 'experts".

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2024 06:37 PM (vtRd1)

184 >>> 167 Hilarious.

Actual impending socio-economic collapse on a scale not seen since the 3rd century... and these dumb fucks are jangling the IVF keys around.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2024 06:32 PM (BAEGB)

I was thinking more along the lines of - was it 1137 or 1178 BC? The one where the 'sea peoples' who no one can figure out who they really were, fcked up a whole bunch of places including Egypt.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 23, 2024 06:37 PM (FnneF)

185 [iKamala’s Wins
@harris_wins
BREAKING: Many pundits are already dubbing Kamala Harris’ speech tonight the greatest acceptance speech in American history. What a moment.

They misspelled "idiots."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 23, 2024 06:38 PM (CHHv1)

186 I will bet that soccer will fade in Africa as the NFL gets more African born players.
Soccer is a European or poor sport.

Posted by: Jamaica at August 23, 2024 06:38 PM (IG7T0)

187 Many pundits are already dubbing Kamala Harris’ speech tonight the greatest acceptance speech in American history.

==

they are full of shite

Posted by: runner, pundit at August 23, 2024 06:38 PM (V13WU)

188 Baffle them with the bullshit Harris.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2024 06:38 PM (3OQQc)

189
White redneck supremacist football hooligans
Posted by: Miklos is writing the headlines already at August 23, 2024 06:36 PM (lSyD7)

Allah-gans.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2024 06:38 PM (x0n13)

190 Like who?
'Many.'
Posted by: Don Black at August 23, 2024 06:30 PM (/7KEl)

Also, 'experts".
Posted by: Cicero

Trust them

Posted by: anonymous sources at August 23, 2024 06:38 PM (lSyD7)

191

Pundidiots.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2024 06:39 PM (x0n13)

192 188 Baffle them with the bullshit Harris.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2024 06:38 PM (3OQQc)

Where is she by the way ? Back in the basement ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2024 06:39 PM (IyPmt)

193 Many Leftists hacks

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2024 06:39 PM (fwDg9)

194 Kamala’s Wins
@harris_wins
BREAKING: Many pundits are already dubbing Kamala Harris’ speech tonight the greatest acceptance speech in American history. What a moment.

Sure.. They had their revues written for weeks...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2024 06:26 PM (IyPmt)

Coincidentally, they’re the same pundits who agreed that “The Acolyte” was the greatest Star Wars story ever written.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2024 06:39 PM (gBVkZ)

195 The big thing to keep in mind is, they are manufacturing these phony issues because they are trying to set traps for Trump at the debate.

They hired Hillary's debate prep team, ok?

They truly believe they can snap sharp one-liners like this at Trump and he'll curl up on the floor like a big baby. Unable to respond.
And all the True Christians, led by their Pastor David French will vote for Harris.
They literally haven't watched a single Trump debate-- they already "know" how he is, Maddow wouldn't lie to them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 23, 2024 06:40 PM (POTzq)

196 Like who?
'Many.'
Posted by: Don Black at August 23, 2024 06:30 PM (/7KEl)

Also, 'experts".
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2024 06:37 PM (vtRd1)
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More than 50?

Posted by: Axeman at August 23, 2024 06:40 PM (OaZlZ)

197 Huh. Interesting that a bunch of retards are supposedly calling commie-la's speech Teh BEST EVAR, only days after the Alcolyte was canceled.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 23, 2024 06:40 PM (FnneF)

198 #56 was the awful Alabama center's number who botched snaps all season long. I don't remember if he screwed the pooch in the Rose Bowl.
He transferred.

Posted by: Jamaica at August 23, 2024 06:40 PM (IG7T0)

199 It's me donna, 12 days to the debate. She won't be around much.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2024 06:41 PM (3OQQc)

200 Like who?
'Many.'
Posted by: Don Black at August 23, 2024 06:30 PM (/7KEl)

Also, 'experts".
Posted by: Cicero

Trust them
Posted by: anonymous sources at August 23, 2024 06:38 PM (lSyD7)
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Top. Men.

Not bottoms.

Toppers.

Posted by: Axeman at August 23, 2024 06:41 PM (OaZlZ)

201 I'm sure these "pundits" are the same ones who praised Biden's debate performance--you know, the one that ended his presidency--as "magisterial."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 23, 2024 06:41 PM (CHHv1)

202 >>> 194
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Coincidentally, they’re the same pundits who agreed that "The Acolyte" was the greatest Star Wars story ever written.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2024 06:39 PM (gBVkZ)

Silly Tom Servo, they ARE the (ex-)writers for The Acolyte. You didn't think they could learn to code, did you?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 23, 2024 06:41 PM (FnneF)

203 But on our infant mortality being so high ... I thought "we" had said this was due to America attempting to save really tiny babies, and counting their deaths. Other places don't even try, so it is not a "live birth death", or whatever it is called.

Am I mis-remembering?
Posted by: illiniwek at August 23, 2024 06:37 PM (Cus5s)

No, that is the explanation. But that was from years ago, and it may be affected by our changing demographics due to the open border.

Posted by: sal at August 23, 2024 06:41 PM (0w7qT)

204
I suspect the 'October Surprise' this election cycle will be Tim Walz saying to Jerry Sandusky, "Hold my beer" while Tim heads into the Penn State locker room to finish the job.

Don't care if it's AI.

Or if it get's a 'Community Notes' on Twitter/X. Everyone knows it's probably true.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 23, 2024 06:42 PM (RKVpM)

205 ... who ever gave a fuck about an acceptance speech? They're not supposed to be great, they're supposed to be boilerplate rah rah thanks for your support now go fight win fucking yawn.

Nobody talks about the Great Acceptance Speeches in history. There's nothing to even fucking TALK about yet, you smoothbrained numpties. Nothing has happened to or by Candidate Harris. There are no events to recap, or successes to crow about.

"Can I be your nominee?"
"Why not, we got fuck all else on the bench."
"Yayyyy!"

Greatest In History? Suck the other nut, it's got a delightful suggestion of rosemary and peppercorn on the palate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 23, 2024 06:42 PM (BAEGB)

206 166 "Many pundits are already dubbing Kamala Harris’ speech tonight the greatest acceptance speech in American history. "

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I hope she starts talking about how neat space is.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 23, 2024 06:42 PM (JwQ8M)

207 I'm sure these "pundits" are the same ones who praised Biden's debate performance--you know, the one that ended his presidency--as "magisterial."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 23, 2024 06:41 PM (CHHv1)

Nah. It was "measured."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2024 06:43 PM (vtRd1)

208 It's me donna, 12 days to the debate. She won't be around much.
Posted by: Ben Had

Oh, she'll get around.

Posted by: Willie Brown et al. at August 23, 2024 06:43 PM (lSyD7)

209 In the End - Rush

https://youtu.be/aKhkgn9GN9o

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 23, 2024 06:43 PM (i24o9)

210 "No, that is the explanation. But that was from years ago, and it may be affected by our changing demographics due to the open border." Posted by: sal

thx

Posted by: illiniwek at August 23, 2024 06:44 PM (Cus5s)

211 The pundits were literally gasping in delight and breathless with joy after Harris's speech. It was bullshit

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 23, 2024 06:44 PM (4kfbT)

212 They have been hiding Harris like Sundowner in 2020

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2024 06:44 PM (fwDg9)

213 Closest I ever got to combat was when I was in Portoroz, Yugoslavia during the World Cup, and Scotland had just lost to the Yugoslavian team in nearby Trieste, Italy. Hooligans! Bandits!

Me and my fellow medic buddy tried to dress wounds, but our sergeant grabbed us by our collars and dragged us away, which is good because we heard police sirens approaching.

We washed off the blood in the Adriatic sea. Then we drank some more.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at August 23, 2024 06:44 PM (Ad8y9)

214 NOOOOOOOD

Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2024 06:44 PM (q177U)

215 America: I can't afford groceries
Trump: You could when I was President. And you will if I'm elected.
Harris: But Trump wants to ban IVF!

Can you see what's going on here?

Who is desperate to hold their base and who is appealing beyond their base?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 23, 2024 06:45 PM (POTzq)

216 Runaround Kamala

Here's my story, it's sad but true
It's about an Attorney General that I once knew
She took my love then ran around
And ended up blowing Willie Brown

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2024 06:45 PM (vtRd1)

217 I hope she starts talking about how neat space is.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

Kammy is Chair of the National Space Council.

Bet Elon could feed Trump a couple of yummies for the debate.

Posted by: Miklos so hopes at August 23, 2024 06:46 PM (lSyD7)

218 BREAKING: Many pundits are already dubbing Kamala Harris’ speech tonight the greatest acceptance speech in American history.
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Any mentions of yellow school busses, venn diagrams or time.

Posted by: javems at August 23, 2024 06:48 PM (8I4hW)

219 In the End - Rush

https://youtu.be/aKhkgn9GN9o
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 23, 2024 06:43 PM (i24o9)

I love this song. A lot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at August 23, 2024 06:48 PM (Ad8y9)

220 LAST!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Telling War Stories at August 23, 2024 06:49 PM (Ad8y9)

221

Tim Walz knows what David French tastes like.

Posted by: Just Sayin at August 23, 2024 06:51 PM (Iynsv)

222 I got a NARROW URETHRA.

Posted by: Tim (Hank) Hill at August 23, 2024 06:51 PM (xcIvR)

223 Spoiler: the gangs are not actually Swedish.

Second Spoiler: The Swedish Bikini Team isn't actually Swedish.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 23, 2024 06:52 PM (a3Q+t)

224 Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 23, 2024 06:42

Agreed. I've gotten Denny Hastert vibes from Timmy.

Denny was our congresscritter, met him in person and talked while waiting for the 4th of July parade here. No idea what was hidden in his history, but was mighty pissed when he made a fortune buying land the govt wanted for a planned new highway.

Posted by: Farmer, with my own historical take at August 23, 2024 07:54 PM (55Qr6)

225 "Why Is Hillary Clinton So Beloved?"

It's a serious question, so I asked my AI.

It turns out, Hillary and Kamala have some kind of deal. Sounds legit!

Posted by: Tom Perry at August 23, 2024 08:31 PM (MX0bI)

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