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DNC Viewership Down 22% from 2016
I guess that might indicate a lack of enthusiasm.
However, there's a reason the headline mentions 2016 rather than 2020 -- viewership is slightly up from 2020, and Biden came close enough in that one to steal it.The Democratic National Convention (DNC) saw a 22% decline in viewership compared to 2016, despite a slight increase from 2020 numbers. President Biden's late-night speech and the DNC's efforts to attract younger audiences couldn't match the engagement levels from previous years. Key Details: Viewership Drop: The DNC drew around 20 million viewers, down 22% from 2016, but slightly up from 2020. Biden's Speech: President Biden's late-night speech likely impacted overall viewership, attracting 19.1 million viewers. Network Ratings: MSNBC led viewership across networks with 4.6 million viewers, followed by CNN and ABC. Diving Deeper: The Democratic National Convention's opening night on Monday drew approximately 20 million viewers, according to Nielsen ratings, reflecting a significant 22% drop from the 2016 convention. This decrease comes despite a slight increase from the 2020 DNC numbers. President Joe Biden's speech, which marked his final convention address as the leader of the Democratic Party, was scheduled late on the East Coast, likely contributing to lower viewership. The speech, which aired from 11:30 p.m. to 12:30 a.m. ET, drew around 19.1 million viewers. The event was broadcast across 13 networks, with MSNBC leading the pack, attracting 4.6 million viewers. CNN and ABC followed with 3.2 million and 2.8 million viewers, respectively. Fox News, CBS, and NBC also pulled in significant numbers, but none reached the highs seen in past conventions.Speaking of stealing the election: the Biden-Harris DOJ is pleading to allow non-citizens to vote in swing-state Arizona.
The Biden-Harris Department of Justice (DOJ) on Friday requested the U.S. Supreme Court "deny" Republicans' bid to enforce an Arizona law requiring individuals to prove they're U.S. citizens when registering and voting in elections. Arguing on behalf of the administration, U.S. Solicitor General Elizabeth Prelogar requested that the nation's highest court instead allow a lower court decision -- one prohibiting the implementation of provisions of the statute in question -- to remain in effect for the November election. As The Federalist previously reported, the 2022 law mandated residents to show documentary proof of citizenship (DPOC) when registering via state voter registration forms. The statute also required such proof for individuals submitting mail-in ballots and voting in presidential contests.If you have no proof of your right to vote, you can only vote in federal elections. Perfect. This strange result comes because the 9th Circuit is on shaky ground setting aside rules for state elections, so they restricted their decision to federal voting.
(In Arizona, individuals who do not provide DPOC when registering to vote are permitted to do so as "federal-only voters" and cast ballots in federal elections).
The Republican National Committee and Arizona's GOP legislative leadership filed an emergency application with the Supreme Court on Aug. 8, asking the justices to place a stay on the lower 9th Circuit Court's decision and allow the law's DPOC requirements to take effect for the 2024 election. Nearly half the country's state attorneys general and several conservative organizations have since filed amicus briefs with the high court requesting a stay be issued.
Happy Friday Ever, everyone!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2024 01:17 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 01:17 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2024 01:17 PM (nR2nR)
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2020 was also done by Zoom.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)
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A government lawyer arguing for lawlessness should lead to disbarment and prosecution.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 22, 2024 01:19 PM (7PziG)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 01:17 PM (tT6L1)
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Tomorrow will be my first Friday back to work. We had Fridays off for the summer.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 22, 2024 01:19 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 22, 2024 01:20 PM (5AVMW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)
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Darn it, I initially read "disbarment" as "disemboweled" and thought, "Right on, TJM."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 01:20 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Minkypocalypse at August 22, 2024 01:20 PM (Ybyk2)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 01:17 PM (tT6L1)
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I get to drive all day tomorrow, so this is my last day of the week, but...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:20 PM (GBKbO)
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I don't think that goes quite far enough
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2024 01:20 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 22, 2024 01:20 PM (4XwPj)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 01:20 PM (tT6L1)
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I didn't mean to use language that would limit choices for punishment.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:20 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 01:21 PM (4DWWO)
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I don't think that goes quite far enough
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2024 01:20 PM (fs1hN)
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"7 figure book deal?"
-ever government lawyer, represented by Patterico
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: JayInAmes at August 22, 2024 01:21 PM (OlOaW)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at August 22, 2024 01:21 PM (2xB3Z)
Posted by: Ribbed at August 22, 2024 01:21 PM (IHRQq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Law by the left is simply viewed as politics by other means because essentially they are nihilists that destroy every institution they control.
Posted by: whig at August 22, 2024 01:22 PM (kW+z9)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 22, 2024 01:22 PM (E4SXi)
This isn’t some obscure issue as Democrats are claiming.
And what the hell. Arizona.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2024 01:22 PM (rZcgP)
Posted by: Beavis at August 22, 2024 01:22 PM (i0F8b)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)
I shall have you know that my arguments are backed by the highest of possible laws. If I don't do this I'll lose my pension. -- J'Quanda Jones, Esq.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2024 01:22 PM (nR2nR)
Posted by: Roku and Rokuette at August 22, 2024 01:22 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 22, 2024 01:23 PM (pZ0Mr)
Judging by the Atlanta rally, not Megan Thee Stallion fans.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 22, 2024 01:21 PM (IHRQq)
When she was with Kumasala Whoris, there were two whores on stage...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 22, 2024 01:23 PM (ynpvh)
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You might want to drop the first "r".
I just saw that Chris Wallace was saying how much more this was drawing than ours. So sometimes crowds matter?
Posted by: Eeyore at August 22, 2024 01:23 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 22, 2024 01:23 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2024 01:23 PM (PCK5/)
Yeah, but when she wasn't on stage, the audience left.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 22, 2024 01:23 PM (Ectld)
And what the hell. Arizona.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2024 01:22 PM (rZcgP)
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Maricopa county and the McCain machine threw the election over to Democrats.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 01:24 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)
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And wood chippers. Don't forget the wood chippers.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2024 01:24 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2024 01:24 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Roku and Rokuette at August 22, 2024 01:22 PM (dg+HA)
Boomers.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 01:24 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 01:24 PM (tT6L1)
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This wouldn't have happened if we had nominated someone that Cindy McCain liked.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:24 PM (GBKbO)
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You might want to drop the first "r".
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Happy Fiday?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 22, 2024 01:24 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2024 01:24 PM (rZcgP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 22, 2024 01:25 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 22, 2024 01:25 PM (E4SXi)
God forbid Cindy McCain be disappointed after her husband's Lifetime Disappointment Award.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 22, 2024 01:25 PM (Ectld)
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Tell me more...
Posted by: Mayor Pete at August 22, 2024 01:25 PM (fs1hN)
Oh…wait….
We’re racists, yeah, that’s it!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2024 01:26 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2024 01:24 PM (rZcgP)
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It would be funny if we got a 5-4 ruling that said, "It is the responsibility of every person working an election to ensure that only legal votes are counted. We are setting this up as precedent to allow for potential lawsuits in the 2024 election challenging illegal votes."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: DaveA at August 22, 2024 01:26 PM (FhXTo)
I know you weren't talking to me but how is my favorite visionary spicy wordstress these days.
Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 01:26 PM (4DWWO)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2024 01:26 PM (rZcgP)
Posted by: spypeach at August 22, 2024 01:26 PM (UuB/1)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 22, 2024 01:25 PM (E4SXi)
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False.
The AZ GOP is run by Democrats like John McCain was.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: We've all seen it before at August 22, 2024 01:26 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 22, 2024 01:19 PM (DRSnL)
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Coach Duncan will likely have a word with you about slacking off in your training.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 01:27 PM (tT6L1)
'Cocktail Hour with Hillary Clinton' debuts on CNN Fridays at 2pm!
Pour your favorite wine, vodka, or fentanyl mixer and join us then!
The ratings might not be big but advertiser support will be off the charts.
Posted by: Auspex at August 22, 2024 01:27 PM (j4U/Z)
And wood chippers. Don't forget the wood chippers.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Would wood chippers drastically throw off the dynamics of a helicopter?
Because I've had an idea.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 01:27 PM (jzegu)
But, I think that's always been the case, the DNC always gets more viewers than the RNC.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 22, 2024 01:27 PM (VAkB9)
Posted by: spypeach at August 22, 2024 01:26 PM (UuB/1)
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A fisking, a fisking!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 22, 2024 01:27 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2024 01:28 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Kamala's Throat at August 22, 2024 01:28 PM (3TalN)
But, I think that's always been the case, the DNC always gets more viewers than the RNC.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 22, 2024 01:27 PM (VAkB9)
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Based on my limited search, I think this is true.
I'd put more stock on the fact that Republican registrations are generally increasing and Democrat registrations are generally decreasing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:28 PM (GBKbO)
Because I've had an idea.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 01:27 PM (jzegu)
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Maybe haul the wood chipper in a sling under the chopper to about 2K feet and play "hit the wood chipper?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 01:29 PM (tT6L1)
And wood chippers. Don't forget the wood chippers.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
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Would wood chippers drastically throw off the dynamics of a helicopter?
Because I've had an idea.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 01:27 PM (jzegu)
Chipper Choppers...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 22, 2024 01:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dingo at August 22, 2024 01:29 PM (Ectld)
Posted by: P.T. Barnum at August 22, 2024 01:29 PM (dg+HA)
Because I've had an idea.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 01:27 PM (jzegu)
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If you up it to a pair, that might solve the balance issues.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:29 PM (GBKbO)
I mentioned it, she said, "Oh, they ALL do that." She won't say Trump's name.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at August 22, 2024 01:29 PM (/OcD0)
Posted by: Arnold Scharzenegger at August 22, 2024 01:29 PM (jzegu)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 01:17 PM (tT6L1)
I'm retired. Every day is the last day of the week.
Oh crap!!! It's Thursday. Garbage day.
BRB!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 01:29 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: ...
Hiya dotty! I'm in a better mood today. Unfortunately that means I'm less profane. Oh well, tomorrow is another day for getting righteously pissed off!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 22, 2024 01:30 PM (4XwPj)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 22, 2024 01:27 PM (VAkB9)
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Because the DNC gets Hollywood stars and popular singers on theirs
Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2024 01:30 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)”
SCOTUS gave our entire country the finger with their denial of the last election lawsuits. There was plenty of meat there for them to at least set some guardrails and avoid what’s coming. They failed miserably.
The law clearly states that illegal aliens can’t vote and the states all have and interest and standing in that argument. As does every citizen. The 9th as usual played activist and was cutesy with this decision. It’s time for SCOTUS to at least acknowledge the states have an innate constitutional interest in ensuring that every voter must be reasonably verified as being eligible. That means some form of ID and now that states are giving illegal aliens licenses, proof of citizenship beyond a basic drivers license.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2024 01:31 PM (rZcgP)
Posted by: Cheri at August 22, 2024 01:31 PM (oiNtH)
LETS DANCE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUkqBRC1zUA
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 22, 2024 01:31 PM (5hfjS)
Kamala is going to be the first candidate, that I know of, that will not get a convention bump--she's losing ground.
As Dave noted, the bar for her oral performance tonight is sky-high--a standard that's impossible for her to meet.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 22, 2024 01:31 PM (VAkB9)
Posted by: Judgeking Merchan Kamehameha at August 22, 2024 01:32 PM (4DWWO)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 22, 2024 01:32 PM (E4SXi)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 22, 2024 01:27 PM (VAkB9)
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Because the DNC gets Hollywood stars and popular singers on theirs
Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2024 01:30 PM (IyPmt)
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So people were tuning in to see someone other than Kamala. Just like that event with the headlining performer whose audience cleared out before Kamala took the stage.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at August 22, 2024 01:32 PM (2xB3Z)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 22, 2024 01:31 PM (VAkB9)
Her voice is enough to turn most people off
Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2024 01:32 PM (IyPmt)
I don't understand Roberts or what happened to re-calibrate him, but that guy has come up with some goofy stuff. And now Barrett seems to be following in his footsteps. No consistency.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 22, 2024 01:32 PM (Ectld)
Kamala is going to be the first candidate, that I know of, that will not get a convention bump--she's losing ground.
As Dave noted, the bar for her oral performance tonight is sky-high--a standard that's impossible for her to meet.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 22, 2024 01:31 PM (VAkB9)
wording?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 22, 2024 01:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 22, 2024 01:19 PM (DRSnL)
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Coach Duncan will likely have a word with you about slacking off in your training.
Posted by: blake
She'll just bring him some bacon and all will be well.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 01:32 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 01:32 PM (jzegu)
This isn’t some obscure issue as Democrats are claiming.
And what the hell. Arizona.
Posted by: Marcus T
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They have been fighting over this for a long time. At least a year but my memory is fuzzy.
They passed a law saying that you need proof of citizenship to vote in the state, but it could not apply to federal election. Something about other laws requiring easy access and no barriers (civil rights, or something.) So they came up with a system where you have to prove you are citizen for state ballots, but for federal office it is a matter of "honor" -- that is, it is illegal and penalties are harsh and that should be enough of a deterrent.
But since no one is ever prosecuted it is not a deterrent. But, they say -- you lose chance of green card if you are caught voting. Again, there are lawyers who argue, with success, that you can't blame a dumb immigrant so immigration courts remove that penalty. That is the whole plan -- they intentionally made it confusing to encourage non-citizen voting, and to make it excusable if they are caught so they can not suffer penalty.
Posted by: Gentlemen, we mourn our recent loss at August 22, 2024 01:32 PM (8ibgJ)
The law clearly states that illegal aliens can’t vote and the states all have and interest and standing in that argument. As does every citizen. The 9th as usual played activist and was cutesy with this decision. It’s time for SCOTUS to at least acknowledge the states have an innate constitutional interest in ensuring that every voter must be reasonably verified as being eligible. That means some form of ID and now that states are giving illegal aliens licenses, proof of citizenship beyond a basic drivers license.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2024 01:31 PM (rZcgP)
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To believe the rumors, John Roberts begged and pleaded his fellow jurists to not take up TX v PA, ensuring them that the country would return to normal with a Biden victory.
Since Roberts seems immensely diminished since (the overturning of Roe and Chevron are probably not things he wanted), I don't think SCOTUS will treat election lawsuits the same way.
We'll see, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 22, 2024 01:32 PM (7PziG)
I wonder if they are hurt they were left out too.
Posted by: PJU at August 22, 2024 01:33 PM (G1dq6)
John Cooper @thejcoop 17h
When you know that Trump was going to check on a woman who fainted, you realize that many in the media are, in fact, pathologically incapable of telling the truth.
Newsweek @Newsweek 20h
Donald Trump suddenly stops rally and asks for "a doctor, please!"
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 22, 2024 01:33 PM (c39uV)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 22, 2024 01:33 PM (khgu5)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 22, 2024 01:32 PM (E4SXi)
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*sadz*
Posted by: Casey Jones at August 22, 2024 01:33 PM (VdhcA)
Well, isn’t that exactly what the Left has wanted for decades?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2024 01:33 PM (Hkcdp)
Kamala is going to be the first candidate, that I know of, that will not get a convention bump--she's losing ground.
As Dave noted, the bar for her oral performance tonight is sky-high--a standard that's impossible for her to meet.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 22, 2024 01:31 PM (VAkB9)
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Pixy seems to have set up some code that changed all of MiW's comments to nonsense. He stopped posting shortly after that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:33 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 22, 2024 01:33 PM (PWI4f)
Yes:
1. Alcohol, 2. Cigarettes, 3. Opening a bank account
4. Apply for food stamps, 5. Welfare, 6.Medicaid/Social Security, 7. Unemployment, 8. Rent/Buy a house, 9. Drive/rent/buy a car, 10. Get on an airplane, 11. Get married, 12. Purchase a gun
13. Adopt a pet, 14. Adopt a child, 15. Rent a hotel room, 16. Apply for a hunting license, 17. Apply for a fishing license, 18. Buy a cell phone, 19. Visit a casino, 20. Pick up a prescription 21. Hold a rally or protest, 22. Blood donations, 23. Buy an M rated video game, 24. Purchase nail polish at CVS,
25. Purchase certain cold medicines 26. Enter state & federal building, 27. Library Card
No:
1. Voting
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 22, 2024 01:34 PM (khgu5)
Oh, nice!
Crowder did a live fisking of the DNC last night with comedian Nick DiPaulo, I plan to watch it sometime. Nick is hilarious. He's also doing another one tonight.
Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2024 01:34 PM (QAK8m)
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Black Tik-Tok sees what you did there.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 01:34 PM (jzegu)
Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 01:34 PM (4DWWO)
Yes:
1. Alcohol, 2. Cigarettes, 3. Opening a bank account
4. Apply for food stamps, 5. Welfare, 6.Medicaid/Social Security, 7. Unemployment, 8. Rent/Buy a house, 9. Drive/rent/buy a car, 10. Get on an airplane, 11. Get married, 12. Purchase a gun
13. Adopt a pet, 14. Adopt a child, 15. Rent a hotel room, 16. Apply for a hunting license, 17. Apply for a fishing license, 18. Buy a cell phone, 19. Visit a casino, 20. Pick up a prescription 21. Hold a rally or protest, 22. Blood donations, 23. Buy an M rated video game, 24. Purchase nail polish at CVS,
25. Purchase certain cold medicines 26. Enter state & federal building, 27. Library Card
No:
1. Voting
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 22, 2024 01:34 PM (khgu5)
No:
2. Crossing the border illegally
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 22, 2024 01:34 PM (ynpvh)
Allegedly pretty good at reading off a teleprompter. As long as she's not stoned.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 22, 2024 01:35 PM (Ectld)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2024 01:35 PM (991eG)
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That happened to Moron Robbie, too!
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 01:35 PM (jzegu)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 22, 2024 01:32 PM (E4SXi)
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*sadz*
Posted by: Casey Jones
*fist bump*
-- Jumbo the Elephant
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 01:35 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2024 01:35 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Roku and Rokuette at August 22, 2024 01:22 PM (dg+HA)
Viewers aged 16 to 24 spend an average of just 53 minutes a day watching traditional broadcast TV—a fall of two-thirds over the last decade–and seven times less than those aged 65 and over. Those aged 65+ still spend about a third of their waking day, almost six hours, watching broadcast TV—slightly higher than a decade ago.
Forbes, 2022.
https://tinyurl.com/yckty6fm
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 01:35 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Stateless at August 22, 2024 01:35 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 22, 2024 01:32 PM (7PziG)
If Harris has a second term, I doubt the SCOTUS will still exist.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 01:35 PM (W/lyH)
Also, what do people want to watch more, a traffic cam, or a traffic cam at a wreck?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 22, 2024 01:35 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 22, 2024 01:17 PM (nR2nR)
Like a honey bee, I'm waiting for it to be explained in dance form.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 22, 2024 01:35 PM (VGRuw)
IDRC what that's from.
Posted by: DaveA at August 22, 2024 01:26 PM (FhXTo)
Capone in “The Untouchables”
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at August 22, 2024 01:35 PM (JRP2U)
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How could anyone tell
Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 01:35 PM (4DWWO)
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A kritarchy, if you can keep it ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 22, 2024 01:36 PM (/YFXY)
Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2024 01:36 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 01:36 PM (/7KEl)
Easy to believe he pulled those numbers basically from California, Oregon and Washington.
That said, you'd think the unstoppable force that is Kamala -- so inevitable they had to push Joey out -- would be able to deliver ratings that were better than "slightly" beating 2020.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 22, 2024 01:36 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2024 01:36 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2024 01:37 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 22, 2024 01:32 PM (E4SXi)
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*sadz*
Posted by: Casey Jones
*******
cheer up Casey!
Posted by: Gomez Addams at August 22, 2024 01:37 PM (991eG)
Mystery item falls out of Nancy Pelosi's pants during her DNC speech
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 01:36 PM (/7KEl)
They finally hit the ground, eh?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 22, 2024 01:37 PM (KbCG3)
Allegedly pretty good at reading off a teleprompter. As long as she's not stoned.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 22, 2024 01:35 PM (Ectld)
She has a Hillary problem too - her voice can get shrill.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 22, 2024 01:37 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
Kamala will pass her orals. Always has. Last orals snagged her a BMW.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 22, 2024 01:37 PM (khgu5)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 22, 2024 01:37 PM (4DWWO)
John Cooper @thejcoop 17h
When you know that Trump was going to check on a woman who fainted, you realize that many in the media are, in fact, pathologically incapable of telling the truth.
Newsweek @Newsweek 20h
Donald Trump suddenly stops rally and asks for "a doctor, please!"
Posted by: andycanuc
That's disgusting.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 22, 2024 01:37 PM (FfSAJ)
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How could anyone tell
Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 01:35 PM (4DWWO)
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Heh. At least he properly uses apostrophes ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 22, 2024 01:37 PM (/YFXY)
Every time I turn around nowadays I'm having to pull out a driver's license or some kind of ID, even for trivial things.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 22, 2024 01:37 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO)
that is from Daily Mail, as is this:
BREAKING NEWS Urgent manhunt for Arizona man who threatened to shoot Trump during visit to the border TODAY
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 01:37 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)”
I think that’s a fair read. There is nothing here that is partisan. Clearly there are many substantive issues and material situations that show we have an election integrity problem. Furthermore that the federal government has an interest in ensuring that elections are free and fair is self evident. The question becomes the mechanics of how that is done. I don’t think (nor should we) look for SCOTUS to be prescriptive, but to set the guardrails such as ID and proof of citizenship, validating voters on mail in ballots or on any ballot is acceptable, etc.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2024 01:37 PM (rZcgP)
Posted by: Don Black
The midget who was flicking her bean?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 01:37 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Ribbed at August 22, 2024 01:35 PM (Ectld)
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I am not a stoner, sir! I am a drunk!
Posted by: Kamala at August 22, 2024 01:38 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: It's me donna
James Taylor sobs into his burka.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 22, 2024 01:38 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 22, 2024 01:38 PM (4DWWO)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 22, 2024 01:38 PM (Hkcdp)
“Texans are deeply troubled by the possibility that organizations purporting to assist with voter registration are illegally registering noncitizens to vote in our elections. If eligible citizens can legally register to vote when conducting their business at a DPS office, why would they need a second opportunity to register with a booth outside?"
Texas does all it can to keep Democrats from voting. Example: You need a photo ID to vote. University ID’s are not acceptable, but Concealed Hand Gun Licenses are.
It's already made it's way thought the federal courts and I believe it went to the Supreme Court. Until that changes, there isn't much we can do about the photo ID law.
2012 in PA, under GOP governor Corbett, the state implemented voter ID - including a requirement of a birth certificate (which costs money). Because a cost was associated, it violated the 24th Amendment (poll tax), the PA state courts struck it down.
"...elections are the cornerstone of our republic.", Paxton says. So is accepting the results of the election, asshole!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 22, 2024 01:39 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 01:37 PM (/7KEl)
What's urgent? Is his medal an ice sculpture?
Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 01:39 PM (4DWWO)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2024 01:37 PM (rZcgP)
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Reality argues the exact opposite. The federal government only rules because of a disconnect between the will of the people and federal governmental power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)
Also, courts are loathe to hop into the election suits. But if they do, you won't see a decision that throws out lots of valid votes due to concern about contamination from invalid votes.
Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2024 01:39 PM (xhfG9)
Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2024 01:36 PM (PCK5/)
aka Montec
Posted by: Michelle Fields
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No, he's still here. Posted above, matter of fact.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 01:39 PM (jzegu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 01:39 PM (v6JzV)
https://tinyurl.com/4py9h7vs
May affect mental health, but you knew that.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2024 01:40 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:33 PM (GBKbO)
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Wait a minute...all of his comments were already nonsense....
Oh, you mean random gibberish? Again, how could we tell?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2024 01:40 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Charlie, holding the handle at August 22, 2024 01:40 PM (vFG9F)
"...elections are the cornerstone of our republic.", Paxton says. So is accepting the results of the election, asshole!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 22, 2024 01:39 PM (JCZqz)
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1. Concealed handgun licenses are issued by the state and require a lot more evidence of residency and legality than University ID cards. They know this, but they don't care. Anything with a picture on it should be good enough. A fake CostCo membership should qualify.
2. This dude is saying this while his compatriots are demanding less security in elections. Weird.
That's weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:41 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Don Black
I think the standing rule is that any shooter gets a free three shots.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 22, 2024 01:41 PM (lTGtQ)
I think there's a bit of pragmatism in voting. That being said, there's a difference between inconsistencies and deliberately subverting an election. Which is why we should go back to paper ballots and stop pretending like sophistication brings accuracy.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 22, 2024 01:41 PM (Ectld)
Posted by: Buster Keaton at August 22, 2024 01:42 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 22, 2024 01:31 PM (VAkB9)
wording?
looks perfectly cromulent to me
Posted by: willie brown at August 22, 2024 01:42 PM (oY6Yp)
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I got a Harvard University ID without even attending Harvard
But I can still honestly tell people I went to Harvard, because I visited the campus once and had coffee there
the coffee sucked
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at August 22, 2024 01:42 PM (DBZuM)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 01:43 PM (tT6L1)
Also, courts are loathe to hop into the election suits. But if they do, you won't see a decision that throws out lots of valid votes due to concern about contamination from invalid votes.
Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2024 01:39 PM (xhfG9)
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The Constitution guarantees a republican form of government at both the state and federal level.
Counting ballots unconnected to voters is representative of whom?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:43 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)”
It’s really the people vis a vis the proscribed mechanisms in our constitution. The court is essentially advising as to the constitutionality of laws ,statutes and actions.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2024 01:43 PM (rZcgP)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 01:43 PM (tT6L1)
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Like calling in bomb threats to any indoor venue he schedules a campaign event in.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at August 22, 2024 01:43 PM (2xB3Z)
I'll guess "Obamaesque" but they may just go with "soaring", "surgical" or "visionary".
They usually have a phrase too like "hit it out of the park", "rose to the occasion", "had a moment". All written before the speech is even committed to the page.
Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 01:44 PM (4DWWO)
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Typo of Jerry Nadler's pants??
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 22, 2024 01:44 PM (c39uV)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 22, 2024 01:44 PM (FfSAJ)
But I can still honestly tell people I went to Harvard, because I visited the campus once and had coffee there
the coffee sucked
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at August 22, 2024 01:42 PM (DBZuM)
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I held on to my student ID for a couple of years after I graduated so that I could be "eligible" for discounts at local businesses....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2024 01:44 PM (7fElN)
It is about the whole system of mail-in, uncontrolled, chaos.
If you have to check photo ID, the Dem machine of vote harvesting, flooding the mail with ballots, fake voting of any registrant that they can find,.... all that is in jeopardy.
Posted by: Gentlemen, we mourn our recent loss at August 22, 2024 01:45 PM (8ibgJ)
Posted by: 6'4 and full of Mustard at August 22, 2024 01:45 PM (Ybyk2)
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Try using your student ID to go on a plane , dumbass.
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 01:45 PM (V13WU)
You'll be drunk about 5 minutes in.
That might make it possible to listen to her talk.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 22, 2024 01:45 PM (Lo97M)
Posted by: Nancy's midget at August 22, 2024 01:45 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 01:46 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Ribbed at August 22, 2024 01:41 PM (Ectld)
I don't disagree. But the point remains that the Constitution does not guarantee us fair elections. If a state creates an election system that has tons of graft, that is perfectly acceptable Constitutionally so long as the state Legislature passes it.
Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2024 01:46 PM (xhfG9)
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 01:46 PM (V13WU)
You'll be drunk about 5 minutes in.
That might make it possible to listen to her talk.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 22, 2024 01:45 PM (Lo97M)
Even that's not enough
Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2024 01:46 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 01:39 PM (jzegu
You can be more than one person here.
Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 01:46 PM (4DWWO)
>>I think the standing rule is that any shooter gets a free three shots.
No, the count is 8, you apparently get eight free shots at Trump before local PD will disable the shooter and then ,and only when forced to by circumstances, the USSS Snipers will spring into action to neutralize the threat.
Veritable pack of Chauncy Gardeners in that group.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 22, 2024 01:46 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 01:46 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2024 01:46 PM (rZcgP)
I think I was more moved the first time I saw this. When JD Vance's mother expressed pride for her son by telling the persons next to her "That's my boy." An expression of amazement as well as pridethat the son of a heroin addict with the deck stacked against him could become a VP candidate.
How shameless is it that the Dems had to script the exact same emotional moment (down to the exact words) for their VP candidate?
Posted by: JTSmith at August 22, 2024 01:46 PM (FxdZx)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 01:47 PM (v6JzV)
Is he sure ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2024 01:47 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2024 01:46 PM (xhfG9)
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Article IV, Section 3:
Section. 4.
The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence.
State governments allowing blatant fraud in elections is as constitutional a state crowning a king.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:47 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Colonel Nicholson at August 22, 2024 01:48 PM (991eG)
BREAKING NEWS Urgent manhunt for Arizona man who threatened to shoot Trump during visit to the border TODAY
Posted by: Don Black
Don't talk!
Posted by: Tuco at August 22, 2024 01:48 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 01:48 PM (4DWWO)
You'd probably lose on 14th amendment grounds.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 22, 2024 01:49 PM (Ectld)
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 01:49 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: JTSmith at August 22, 2024 01:46 PM (FxdZx)
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That hurts.
Posted by: Oliver Bartholomew at August 22, 2024 01:49 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 22, 2024 01:49 PM (c39uV)
Veritable pack of Chauncy Gardeners in that group.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 22, 2024 01:46 PM (XV/Pl)
The odd thing is that there were eight shots on audio, eight shell casings on the roof, and . . . The snipers shot twice.
Did the snipers have suppressed rifles?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2024 01:49 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Don Black
The midget who was flicking her bean?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 01:37 PM (v6JzV)
Bet it was a dryer sheet.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 22, 2024 01:49 PM (N39Ws)
Veritable pack of Chauncy Gardeners in that group.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
I honestly would like to know where the last five rapid fire shots went. Clearly not at the crowd or the stage. Maybe at the rooftop snipers.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 22, 2024 01:49 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: 6'4 and full of Mustard
Why you would chip a man before throwing him out of a helicopter?
Posted by: Bane at August 22, 2024 01:49 PM (hCzfy)
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 01:49 PM (V13WU)
Actually none of them are.
Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2024 01:49 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 22, 2024 01:50 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
......
Especially the slow motion ones.
Posted by: wth at August 22, 2024 01:50 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Don Black
Uterine prolapse.
Posted by: Desiccated shrunken womb at August 22, 2024 01:50 PM (q1Zxb)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 01:37 PM (v6JzV)
Bet it was a dryer sheet.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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Huh, you can flick the bean with a dryer sheet?
*takes notes*
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2024 01:51 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Kindltot
I finally saw a clip that partially showed the local sniper shooting at Crooks. Of the recorded shots, it seems #9 was the local sniper hitting Crooks/gun (with a different sound), and #10 was a SS sniper with a larger caliber round putting one into his mouth.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 22, 2024 01:51 PM (lTGtQ)
>>Did the snipers have suppressed rifles?
I would assume so, but hey, why are we even talking about something that apparently didn't happen as far as the federal government is concerned.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 22, 2024 01:51 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2024 01:51 PM (IyPmt)
I think I was more moved the first time I saw this. When JD Vance's mother expressed pride for her son by telling the persons next to her "That's my boy." An expression of amazement as well as pridethat the son of a heroin addict with the deck stacked against him could become a VP candidate.
How shameless is it that the Dems had to script the exact same emotional moment (down to the exact words) for their VP candidate?
Posted by: JTSmith at August 22, 2024 01:46 PM
Is Walz's son special needs? I saw that picture and thought he was retarded or slow.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2024 01:51 PM (tMjDM)
Posted by: blaster
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"All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws."
It has been argued that while there is a lot of leeway in what legislatures can do, allowing non-citizens to vote or any substantial fraud deprives citizens of their rights under the equal protection clause.
Posted by: Gentlemen, we mourn our recent loss at August 22, 2024 01:52 PM (8ibgJ)
Posted by: The Old 97 at August 22, 2024 01:52 PM (dg+HA)
My prediction is that Pennsylvania’s election fraud is goi g to be a spark, and SCOTUS will own it because they’re cowards.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2024 01:52 PM (rZcgP)
Door Number 2, please, Monte!
I could switch to Kamala during commercials, I guess, but... Nah. I'd rather watch Dobbs Tire and Auto ads.
Posted by: K.C. Wolf (mnw) at August 22, 2024 01:52 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Ribbed at August 22, 2024 01:49 PM (Ectld)
Probably but we live in a post Constitutional world.
Posted by: blaster at August 22, 2024 01:52 PM (xhfG9)
The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government
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define Republican Form of Government, as it applies to election law
if it does
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 01:52 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: mrp at August 22, 2024 01:52 PM (rj6Yv)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 9-5 - SLC-4E
Vandenberg Space Force Base, CA - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: August 23, 2024
Launch Time: 01:00 a.m. PDT, 0800 UCT, 10:00 CEST
Launch Window: Open til 5:00 a.m. PDT
Targeted Orbit: Low Earth Orbit (LEO)
Launch Inclination: South-East
https://www.youtube.com/live/oBKBSjytSlc
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la tinta e cosi cosi #11 at August 22, 2024 01:53 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 01:53 PM (V13WU)
the coffee sucked
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Try ordering a sweet iced tea anywhere in Yankeeland.
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 22, 2024 01:53 PM (FmapG)
if it does
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 01:52 PM (/7KEl)
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How would "election workers get to run the same stack of ballots through a machine until one side wins" meet any definition of republican?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 01:54 PM (GBKbO)
Forbes, 2022.
https://tinyurl.com/yckty6fm
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 01:35 PM (i24o9)
I imagine GOPers are far less likely to be in the group that watches a lot, especially network news. Even the old ones will watch cable news, and all but the oldest use even fewer MSM minutes. Cable news views have crashed heavily.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 22, 2024 01:54 PM (n7h9X)
I think there's a bit of pragmatism in voting. That being said, there's a difference between inconsistencies and deliberately subverting an election. Which is why we should go back to paper ballots and stop pretending like sophistication brings accuracy.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 22, 2024 01:41 PM (Ectld)
During the 2020 fiasco you'd hear about ballots being the wrong size for the machine so they needed lots of workers to transfer votes onto the correct sized ballots and all I'm thinking, "One dude to call out names and one dude with a freakin' chalkboard would work quicker."
Posted by: Robert at August 22, 2024 01:54 PM (9i56J)
Posted by: Ribbed at August 22, 2024 01:54 PM (Ectld)
Posted by: Pudinhead
You Southerners can keep that shit.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 01:54 PM (v6JzV)
the coffee sucked
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Try ordering a sweet iced tea anywhere in Yankeeland.
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 22, 2024 01:53 PM (FmapG)
That’s our default… unsweet is a special request.. as God intended.
Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2024 01:54 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: spindrift at August 22, 2024 01:54 PM (OguvZ)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 22, 2024 01:51 PM (lTGtQ)
300 Winchester Magnum - that'll leave a mark.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 22, 2024 01:55 PM (N39Ws)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 9-5 - SLC-4E
......
Starliner needs a jump start?
Posted by: wth at August 22, 2024 01:55 PM (v0R5T)
********
Somebody skipped Kegel Day at the gym again...
Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2024 01:55 PM (991eG)
Posted by: m at August 22, 2024 01:55 PM (64Zez)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 9-5 - SLC-4E
Vandenberg Space Force Base, CA - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: August 23, 2024
Launch Time: 01:00 a.m. PDT, 0800 UCT, 10:00 CEST
Launch Window: Open til 5:00 a.m. PDT
Targeted Orbit: Low Earth Orbit (LEO)
Launch Inclination: South-East
https://www.youtube.com/live/oBKBSjytSlc
Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, la tinta e cosi cosi #11 at August 22, 2024 01:53 PM (qfLjt)
I'm planning on sleeping through this one but the night launches look so much cooler than during the day, especially the re entry and landing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2024 01:55 PM (tMjDM)
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 01:55 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 22, 2024 01:53 PM (FmapG)
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I live in the Neutral Zone when it comes to the Iced Tea Wars. You can get half-and-half around here...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 22, 2024 01:55 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2024 01:55 PM (dTTBf)
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Somebody skipped Kegel Day at the gym again...
Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2024 01:55 PM (991eG)
d'you suppose it was a chicken egg ?
Posted by: runner at August 22, 2024 01:55 PM (V13WU)
You'd probably lose on 14th amendment grounds.
Posted by: Ribbed
++++++++++++++
Honestly, I think it's time to look into those penumbras to see if there's protection for illegal aliens and dead people voting.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 22, 2024 01:55 PM (lCaJd)
So THAT's what those big medicine balls are for.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 22, 2024 01:55 PM (Ectld)
As the week has rolled along, I just get the sense that it's staged.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2024 01:56 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Pudinhead
Relax, they need the sugar for the cornbread
Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2024 01:56 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Pudinhead
You Southerners can keep that shit.
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The other one is asking for cream for your coffee will get you milk. Yankees fuck everything up.
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 22, 2024 01:56 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Who Cares at August 22, 2024 01:56 PM (dVxi/)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 22, 2024 01:56 PM (KAi1n)
As the week has rolled along, I just get the sense that it's staged.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2024 01:56 PM (krQz2)
Me and I agree
Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2024 01:56 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 22, 2024 01:57 PM (cw9q7)
As the week has rolled along, I just get the sense that it's staged.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2024 01:56 PM (krQz2)
It's not the Spirit of '68 at all. Sad.
Posted by: spindrift at August 22, 2024 01:57 PM (OguvZ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 22, 2024 01:57 PM (cw9q7)
Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2024 01:57 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Ribbed at August 22, 2024 01:57 PM (Ectld)
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 22, 2024 01:57 PM (pZ0Mr)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 01:57 PM (v6JzV)
You are unanimous in this!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 01:57 PM (v6JzV)
LOL... Yes
Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2024 01:58 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2024 01:58 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 01:58 PM (v6JzV)
*finishes kolache*
Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2024 01:58 PM (rZcgP)
There was no ruling they could have made to PA that would have made any difference.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 22, 2024 01:58 PM (7PziG)
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On one hand, you have significant federal oversight of elections in states that resisted Reconstruction 140+ years ago*. On the other hand feds have no oversight whatsoever on all the other states including those with obvious massive cheating operations. I'd say we have a little unequal treatment under the law already.
*never mind that fed oversight is worthless, other than as an annoyance, looking at you Atlanta
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 22, 2024 01:58 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Ribbed
++++++++++++++
Honestly, I think it's time to look into those penumbras to see if there's protection for illegal aliens and dead people voting.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Federal election rules should be the same between Key West, Florida & Utqiagvik, Alaska and all point in between.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 22, 2024 01:58 PM (khgu5)
Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2024 01:58 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Ribbed at August 22, 2024 01:55 PM (Ectld)
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* Trump grabs crotch *
"I've got your big medicine balls right here!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 22, 2024 01:59 PM (svkSf)
Posted by: Oliver Bartholomew at August 22, 2024 01:59 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Oglebay at August 22, 2024 01:59 PM (7fVdQ)
How the f**k do you people drink that sh*t?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 22, 2024 01:59 PM (XV/Pl)
There, I said it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 01:58 PM (v6JzV)
Some are just reprobate…
Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2024 01:59 PM (PCK5/)
There, I said it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Dude you're like Mikey
you hate everything!
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 01:59 PM (/7KEl)
There, I said it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 01:58 PM (v6JzV)
The only way I can drink Ice Tea is in an Arnold Palmer.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2024 02:00 PM (tMjDM)
She's going to be more hopped up than Joe ever was. They're going to steal their inspiration from Clark Griswold:
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family DNC. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm political emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest DNC since Obama tap-danced with Hillary fucking Clinton. And when the MSM squeezes its fat subservient ass down that chimney tonight, they're gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 22, 2024 02:00 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 02:00 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2024 02:00 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 22, 2024 02:00 PM (VxbYP)
As the week has rolled along, I just get the sense that it's staged.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2024 01:56 PM (krQz2)
If one could walk among the crowd and observe carefully, you will find the organizers with the radios and cell phones going. They in turn talk to the ones with the bullhorns. It's all planned.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 02:00 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 02:00 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Paolo at August 22, 2024 02:00 PM (N39Ws)
There was no ruling they could have made to PA that would have made any difference.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee
The. Texas should have declared war on PA.
USSC's biggest job is to settle disputes between the states.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 22, 2024 02:00 PM (khgu5)
How the f**k do you people drink that sh*t?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 22, 2024
***
That's why I ask for water. Plus it's free.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 22, 2024 02:01 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2024 02:01 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 02:01 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 02:01 PM (/7KEl)
This guy gets it…
Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2024 02:01 PM (PCK5/)
https://tinyurl.com/5buv2rrr
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 22, 2024 02:00 PM (VxbYP)
So.soon after Phil Donahue's passing???
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 02:02 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Roku and Rokuette at August 22, 2024 01:22 PM (dg+HA)
Boomers.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 01:24 PM (i24o9)
I may have mentioned this before but when I became a widow I immediately cut out the (then truly crappy and slow, intermittent) internet and satellite TV provider. They were both charging well over $100/mo.
I was really bummed at first. But I soon realized how much time I wasted watching TV (and most of it I'd already seen before, or it wasn't worth watching anyway). The internet provider then upgraded to "fiber" and started trying to get me back. They went as low at $25/mo. for 1 year. Right now the offer is $30/mo.
But I've realized I have too much to do and don't need temptation to slow me down. So the answer is still no.
Also, the kids (who aren't really kids anymore) don't like hanging around where there's no internet IFKWIM.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 22, 2024 02:02 PM (JCLJi)
Posted by: SFGoth at August
I don’t drink it because I avoid sugar, but southern me feels offended somehow. 😂
Posted by: Piper at August 22, 2024 02:02 PM (jAPoh)
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 02:01 PM (/7KEl)
Artificial sweetener, if at all.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 02:02 PM (i24o9)
The only way I can drink Ice Tea is in an Arnold Palmer.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2024 02:00 PM (tMjDM)
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We made Arnold Palmers at one of our Civil War reenactments. As Palmer wasn't around at the time, we called it a "Stonewall Jackson."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 22, 2024 02:02 PM (VdhcA)
Sad: Black People Turned Away In Droves As Democrats Require Photo ID To Enter Convention
Politics, Aug 20, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
Now: MSNBC w/former Secretary of HUD, Julian Castro*
In part and paraphrased:
Dems go on offense over immigration issues.
Trump is doing specific issue events.
Harris can be effective but we can also live up to our (no separating families) values.
Oprah & Wes Moore doing groundwork last night.
*Twin is Joaquin Castro, U.S. House of Representatives
from Texas's 20th district. Their mother is Maria del Rosario "Rosie" Castro (born 1947) an American civil rights activist and educator, active even during the "Free Angela Davis" campaign of 1971.
Speaking of Angela Davis, there's a brief and interesting Facebook video, (ajplusenglish/videos/ ) "Here's what Angela Davis thinks about Kamala Harris" from Aug. 14, 2020
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too. at August 22, 2024 02:02 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Piper at August 22, 2024 02:02 PM (jAPoh)
You look in the mirror, "bless your heart."
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 02:02 PM (i24o9)
Because I've had an idea.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Tik-Tok Influencer at August 22, 2024 01:27 PM
...
What if it's like 100 woodchippers on a barge?
Or maybe you just stuff an otter in the guys pants before you push him.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 22, 2024 02:03 PM (z/ifB)
There, I said it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 01:58 PM (v6JzV)
The only way I can drink Ice Tea is in an Arnold Palmer.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2024 02:00 PM (tMjDM)
I like the Donald Trump. Ice Tea and Orange flavored drink.
Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 02:03 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2024 02:03 PM (rZcgP)
There was no ruling they could have made to PA that would have made any difference.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 22, 2024 01:58 PM (7PziG)
Hmm. I wonder what the 1965 voting rights act might have said about that.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2024 02:03 PM (D7oie)
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Is Tang no longer available?
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 22, 2024 02:03 PM (FmapG)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
Monk fruit. Doesn't have that chemical aftertaste and doesn't affect wife's diabeetus.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 22, 2024 02:03 PM (khgu5)
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 02:01 PM (/7KEl)
Empress Tea from Victoria BC.
Most excellent.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 02:04 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2024 02:00 PM (tMjDM)
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We made Arnold Palmers at one of our Civil War reenactments. As Palmer wasn't around at the time, we called it a "Stonewall Jackson."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 22, 2024 02:02 PM (VdhcA)
Stonewall did have a thing for sucking on lemons.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 22, 2024 02:04 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
Monk fruit. Doesn't have that chemical aftertaste and doesn't affect wife's diabeetus.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 22, 2024 02:03 PM (khgu5)
That stuff is SWEET!!! Wife uses it..
Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2024 02:04 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 22, 2024 02:05 PM (E4SXi)
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Is Tang no longer available?
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 22, 2024 02:03 PM (FmapG)
It is and I would use the liquid Tang . Now I use Milo .
Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 02:05 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Billy Porter at August 22, 2024 02:05 PM (woPEM)
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 22, 2024 02:02 PM (JCLJi)
LMAO.
We've been off cable since ca. 2008. Only internet, after a HDTV antenna for a while. It's such a wasteful time suck, letting propaganda and sales pitches into your life.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 02:05 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 22, 2024 02:02 PM (VdhcA)
Stonewall did have a thing for sucking on lemons.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 22, 2024 02:04 PM (n7h9X)
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Exactly.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 22, 2024 02:05 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August
My daughter made pine needle tea at her nature camp. She said it smelled better than it tasted.
Posted by: Piper at August 22, 2024 02:06 PM (jAPoh)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 22, 2024 02:06 PM (FCrpy)
There, I said it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 01:58 PM (v6JzV)
This is the sort of vulgarity up with which we shall not put.
Posted by: The British at August 22, 2024 02:06 PM (z/ifB)
Hey, this is great and all, but could you rewrite it as if you're explaining it to a five year old?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 22, 2024 02:06 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 02:06 PM (4DWWO)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 22, 2024 02:07 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: mnw at August 22, 2024 02:07 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 22, 2024 02:03 PM (khgu5)
What did you call me?
I use very little, a quarter packet or less per glass if at all. I am very sensitive to sweet flavor. I like unsweetened cereal with milk only. Taste's sweet enough.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 02:07 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 22, 2024 02:07 PM (W/lyH)
RCP average today has Sheehy +5
Oh, that's SWEET!
Posted by: mnw at August 22, 2024 02:07 PM (NLIak)
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Tester should have shown up to the DNC to help him considering Kamala's momentum!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 02:07 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2024 02:08 PM (1dUol)
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 22, 2024 02:08 PM (c39uV)
Posted by: Piper at August 22, 2024 02:08 PM (jAPoh)
RCP average today has Sheehy +5
Oh, that's SWEET!
Posted by: mnw at August 22, 2024 02:07 PM (NLIak)
Like our tea, eh Missouri??
Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2024 02:08 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: rickb223
Hubbymayhem uses liquid stevia.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 22, 2024 02:08 PM (4XwPj)
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 22, 2024 02:08 PM (c39uV)
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Hey!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 22, 2024 02:08 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 02:08 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 22, 2024 02:08 PM (c39uV)
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"Shut up, Frodo."
-Obi Wan-Jones
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 22, 2024 02:08 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2024 02:08 PM (rZcgP)
The Congress should refuse to certify the votes from Arizona electors. I can hear the whining and bitching now.
Posted by: Smackey at August 22, 2024 02:08 PM (osDvt)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 22, 2024 02:08 PM (E4SXi)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2024 01:51 PM (tMjDM)
99% sure that he is not special needs because if he were the Dems would be playing this up with the same shamelessness that Joe dredged up Beau's death after every line he uttered.
Posted by: JTSmith at August 22, 2024 02:09 PM (FxdZx)
Posted by: Euell Gibbons at August 22, 2024 02:09 PM (woPEM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2024 02:09 PM (dTTBf)
Distill the life that's inside of me
Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
I'm anemic royalty
Posted by: Ribbed at August 22, 2024 02:09 PM (Ectld)
Please stop.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 02:09 PM (v6JzV)
Jack Daniel’s maker scraps DEI policies after threat of ‘anti-woke’ boycott
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 02:09 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 02:09 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: doug at August 22, 2024 02:09 PM (8/lc0)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 22, 2024 02:08 PM (E4SXi)
Can I interest you in some sleepy time tea?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 02:09 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 22, 2024 02:08 PM (rZcgP)
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Sequim?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 22, 2024 02:10 PM (VdhcA)
You pass it around and leave the teabag in.
Posted by: ... at August 22, 2024 02:06 PM
LOL.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 22, 2024 02:10 PM (+oR7L)
We did. Wait- tell us about your education system...
Posted by: The Founders at August 22, 2024 02:10 PM (yYWHi)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 22, 2024 02:06 PM (FCrpy)
They told a lot of jokes you never saw coming.
Then they'd tell jokes you saw coming a mile away.
And they were all hilarious.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 22, 2024 02:11 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 02:11 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 02:11 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 22, 2024 02:06 PM (FCrpy)
Clarkson's Farm is a great show.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 22, 2024 02:12 PM (sjkMN)
How many fucking heirs does Seagrams have? Like every other asshole with a few bucks is a Seagrams heir.
Posted by: Robert at August 22, 2024 02:12 PM (C3eOa)
Posted by: Piper at August 22, 2024 02:06 PM (jAPoh)
the tender end leaves and buds of himalaya blackberries make a decent herbal tea.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2024 02:12 PM (D7oie)
Scrap the infiltrators and spineless who went along with it and then we'll talk.
Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2024 02:12 PM (Fr3vV)
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And a huge Liberal Party of Canada donor.
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 22, 2024 02:13 PM (c39uV)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2024 01:51 PM (tMjDM)
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He gave the same impression to me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 22, 2024 02:13 PM (RIvkX)
Because I've had an idea.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Tonight's forecast: partly cloudy with a 20% chance of meat.
Posted by: mikeski at August 22, 2024 02:13 PM (8ZG0t)
I don't understand how you sell this garbage to companies with a brand name.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 22, 2024 02:13 PM (Ectld)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 22, 2024 02:13 PM (qKpsC)
I don't think all the usual DEM tricks in MT (i.e., propping up a moribund Libertarian; getting the Greens kicked off the ballot) is going to do it for them this year.
Scratch one repulsive, morbidly obese liberal hack, God willing.
Posted by: mnw at August 22, 2024 02:13 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
How does it sound?
Chuse
How did they spell it?
Chuse
Looks legit.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 22, 2024 02:13 PM (khgu5)
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 22, 2024 02:14 PM (JCLJi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2024 02:14 PM (dTTBf)
Wasn't the Bronfman name prominent in the NXIVM case? I'll go out on a limb and say Epstein Island, as well.
Posted by: t-bird at August 22, 2024 02:14 PM (3l0s/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2024 02:09 PM (dTTBf)
+++++
Trump/Vance can scare the voters by raising the specter of a rising tide of invaders if Harris is elected. "They are coming to your neighborhood if the Dems are in power and they will be the beneficiaries of generous special programs paid for with your taxes but for which you are ineligible."
Posted by: Oglebay at August 22, 2024 02:14 PM (7fVdQ)
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48 strikeouts in one game??
Wow. That man can swing!
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 22, 2024 02:14 PM (c39uV)
We all need to wake the f*ck up. Your next door f*cking neighbor, who votes democrat, is your enemy, plain and simple.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! Upon Us. at August 22, 2024 02:15 PM (BN9Gq)
I'd just show them how it all turned out.
Posted by: Who Cares at August 22, 2024 02:15 PM (dVxi/)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 02:15 PM (8ZxsC)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 22, 2024 02:12 PM (sjkMN)
Looks like He decides to open up a Pub with Kaleb for season 4
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 22, 2024 02:15 PM (FCrpy)
Law by the left is simply viewed as politics by other means because essentially they are nihilists that destroy every institution they control.
Posted by: whig
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Two lifetimes ago, while arguing that we shouldn't have broken the defense agreement we had with Afghanistan, my Democrat adversary said that contracts/agreements are the points with which to begin negotiation not an end result.
They've been up to this buggery for a long time.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 02:15 PM (geKVs)
Because of some court ruling decades ago, you cant effectively "screen" federal ballots. So a "dreamer" (illegal) can request a ballot for only federal office (not state) and they have to be given to them. But state law can screen these types of ballot requests.
So what yo have is Dems outperform in federal races vs state races in AZ.
Posted by: Blago at August 22, 2024 02:16 PM (5qUbx)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 22, 2024 02:16 PM (BN9Gq)
Posted by: mnw at August 22, 2024 02:17 PM (NLIak)
Did you mean Iraq or did we do the same to Afghanistan?
Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 02:17 PM (B1dzx)
Tim Walz's 17-year-old son has ADHD, along with a non-verbal learning disorder
CBS News: (In part)
Gus is a high school senior. His parents recently disclosed to People magazine he has a non-verbal learning disorder, ADHD and an anxiety disorder. They called his condition "his secret power" and said he's "brilliant" and poised for success.
Unlike learning disorders that make it difficult for a child to learn to read, a non-verbal learning disorder affects different kinds of learning, including the ability to notice patterns and learn concepts, according to the Child Mind Institute.
"These include visual patterns, social patterns, and concepts in language and math," the organization notes on its website.
Those with a non-verbal learning disorder may also have trouble with non-verbal social cues such as body language and facial expressions.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too. at August 22, 2024 02:17 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 22, 2024 02:16 PM (BN9Gq)
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3.2
Posted by: Bulgarian Judge at August 22, 2024 02:17 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2024 02:17 PM (D7oie)
Caleb: You're fired.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 22, 2024 02:17 PM (E4SXi)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2024 02:17 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2024 02:17 PM (991eG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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To show that everyone has a voice in the DnC.
To occupy the battle space.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 02:18 PM (geKVs)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 22, 2024 02:12 PM (sjkMN)
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Yep. Clarkson is bringing a lot of attention to farming. From what I've seen, British farmers appreciate Jeremy showing what they're up against.
The episode where the doofus from the council was going on about how Jeremy didn't need the money and wouldn't understand the farm is its own business and needs to be self sustaining could easily be a regulatory agency here in the US.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 02:18 PM (tT6L1)
So Rain Man.
Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 02:18 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2024 02:17 PM (D7oie)
Puyallup?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 02:19 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Croaker at August 22, 2024 02:19 PM (JzWOg)
He has this "poor mouth" schtick when the reality is, he has a 7 figure retirement plan working for the government his whole life.
Posted by: Blago at August 22, 2024 02:19 PM (5qUbx)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 02:19 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 22, 2024 02:17 PM (991eG)
Any good looking Chiclets in the group?
Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 02:19 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Orson at August 22, 2024 02:19 PM (dIske)
We all need to wake the f*ck up. Your next door f*cking neighbor, who votes democrat, is your enemy, plain and simple.
so are we hitting the black pill stage yet where we all admit Trump will never be allowed to be president again? bc I think some of us were getting almost optimistic there before the D's pulled their candidate switch coup
Posted by: brak at August 22, 2024 02:19 PM (NGHTx)
Tim Walz's 17-year-old son has ADHD, along with a non-verbal learning disorder
Well. Timpon's daughter was aiding and abetting the rioters and BLM/Antifa crew during the mostly peaceful arson in the Twin Shitties.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 22, 2024 02:19 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 02:20 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 22, 2024 02:20 PM (7PziG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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To show that everyone has a voice in the DnC.
To occupy the battle space.
In many cases, e.g. Biden, Hillary, Walz, and Pelosi, I think the goal is is to keep the public from being exposed to these idiots. They are not good salesmen for the cause.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2024 02:21 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 02:21 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 22, 2024 02:21 PM (c39uV)
Posted by: polynikes
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We broke an agreement with Afghanistan when the Russians invaded.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 02:21 PM (geKVs)
Oh, yeah, we have Yamhill and Rickreall . . . *Kicks rocks*
Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2024 02:21 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: brak at August 22, 2024 02:19 PM (NGHTx)
I have my own black pills, but nobody wants to hear it. So I keep it to myself.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 02:21 PM (i24o9)
Cle elum
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 22, 2024 02:21 PM (+oR7L)
every teenager these days claims that
Posted by: brak at August 22, 2024 02:21 PM (NGHTx)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 22, 2024 02:21 PM (FfSAJ)
And that sounds like a pastry.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 02:21 PM (v6JzV)
Walz mecca.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 02:22 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 22, 2024 02:22 PM (4XwPj)
Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 02:19 PM (B1dzx)
_______________________________
Nah, just some fat chick with a mohawk called "Bubble Yum." She used to be a stripper, but the spilled beer over the years caused floor rot, and a rather disturbing scene that left 12 grown men traumatized.
(I provided the backstory)
Posted by: Orson at August 22, 2024 02:22 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2024 02:21 PM (D7oie)
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Multnomah!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 22, 2024 02:22 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at August 22, 2024 02:22 PM (Ybyk2)
every teenager these days claims that
My wife watched the DNC, and noted that there was something wrong with him.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2024 02:22 PM (xCA6C)
Well, the RNC convention seemed to have a diverse group of speakers and it didn't go that late, as I recall.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2024 02:22 PM (dTTBf)
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at August 22, 2024 02:22 PM (991eG)
Supposedly Barron was the genius that advised his dad to go on podcasts/shows like Adin Ross and Theo Von, which have been well received. Millions of views from gen z, who are climbing the ranks to vote soon.
Best comment I saw on it: "As it turns out, asking a zoomer how to appeal to zoomers gets you more useful answers than asking your gen-x campaign staffers"
Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2024 02:22 PM (QAK8m)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 02:18 PM (tT6L1)
Their are other Farm Shops that are just as good as yours
That's what the council said to him.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 22, 2024 02:23 PM (FCrpy)
every teenager these days claims that
My wife watched the DNC, and noted that there was something wrong with him.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2024 02:22 PM (xCA6C)
So Walz actually is his Father then
Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2024 02:23 PM (IyPmt)
Some may be, but most are not. I think it's Trump's to lose now.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2024 02:23 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 22, 2024 02:23 PM (dDSBl)
Oh, yeah, we have Yamhill and Rickreall . . . *Kicks rocks*
Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2024 02:21 PM
We call Yamhill "Sweet potato bump"
Gladstone is "Happy Rock"
Of course we have Boring, Estacada,Dufur as well.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 22, 2024 02:24 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2024 02:22 PM (xCA6C)
So Walz actually is his Father then
Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2024 02:23 PM (IyPmt)
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Oh ouch!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 22, 2024 02:24 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 02:24 PM (xhs9l)
ok I'm being a jerk, but that just reminds me of a very common pandering trope online
Posted by: brak at August 22, 2024 02:24 PM (NGHTx)
Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2024 02:22 PM (QAK8m)
Go with who knows.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 02:24 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: polynikes
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We broke an agreement with Afghanistan when the Russians invaded.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 02:21 PM (geKVs)
I’ve never heard of such an agreement. The Soviet Union had been influential and intertwined in Afghanistan long before the invasion. Since the early 70’s IIRC.
Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 02:24 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 22, 2024 02:24 PM (xhs9l)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 22, 2024 02:25 PM (dDSBl)
Best comment I saw on it: "As it turns out, asking a zoomer how to appeal to zoomers gets you more useful answers than asking your gen-x campaign staffers"
Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2024 02:22 PM (QAK8m)
Theo said that Dana White set up his interview with Trump.
I would bet that Trump readily accepted because Barron was a fan.
Barron is a weapon. Good on him.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 22, 2024 02:25 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 02:25 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: brak at August 22, 2024 02:21 PM (NGHTx)
He has it, or certainly presents as such...it's a chromosomal abnormality, one of many depending the number and distal deletion. One of quite a
few that we explored with my son...get a Fischer Array if you have doubts - it will determine the abnormality and the treatment/prognosis long term....
Posted by: Boswell at August 22, 2024 02:26 PM (K+UlC)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 22, 2024 02:26 PM (7PziG)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2024 02:26 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2024 02:26 PM (dTTBf)
it is my suspicion - not that I love the vaccine schedule or anything - that both older fathers (i.e., worse quality sperm like the ones that need IUI to fertilize) and PROGESTERONE SUPPLEMENTATION (which everyone trying to conceive with fertility docs is made to take) cause a higher chance of neurological disorders and Autism.
someday probably 50 years from now it will quietly come out that fertility drugs were a key cause of the massive increase in ASD we are seeing now.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 22, 2024 02:26 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 22, 2024 02:25
Loved Postum. My grandparents called it Mormon Coffee.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 22, 2024 02:26 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: red speck at August 22, 2024 02:26 PM (0Id0S)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2024 02:26 PM (xCA6C)
Cynic in me wonders, what do campaign managers prefer:
Adorable kids or special needs kids?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 22, 2024 02:27 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 22, 2024 02:23 PM (IyPmt)
I laughed.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 22, 2024 02:27 PM (JCLJi)
I hear you but, he presents to me as ASD. they seem to be stretching really hard to avoid saying that for some reason?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 22, 2024 02:28 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 02:28 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 02:19 PM (i24o9)
You are too funny.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 22, 2024 02:28 PM (sjkMN)
I hear you but, he presents to me as ASD. they seem to be stretching really hard to avoid saying that for some reason?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 22, 2024 02:28 PM (s3qiR)
So IVF not such a good thing?
Posted by: polynikes at August 22, 2024 02:29 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 22, 2024 02:29 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2024 02:22 PM (QAK8m)
Go with who knows.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 02:24 PM (i24o9)
I don't know, I was watching Fox Nooz the other day, and Sean Hannity says he's zooming who.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2024 02:29 PM (dGCAG)
Sinwar reportedly (per FOX News) wants guarantees of his survival included in any ceasefire/hostage deal.
I hadn't read that anywhere previously.
It does not betoken... optimism.
Posted by: mnw at August 22, 2024 02:29 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 22, 2024 02:30 PM (FfSAJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I haven't been watching DNC, just seeing the livestream summary of each night at Breitbart. It sounds like they are letting people go on waaaay too long and have pointless musical acts or extra people in between the speakers dragging out the time.
RNC did a good job of having a lot of voices, but keeping them short enough that none of them dragged out. I enjoyed hearing everyone and several people I felt could have gone on longer, which is great. Keep the audience wanting more, not checking their watches.
Trump was the only one that felt too long, but I think there was def strategy behind it. It showed he has the stamina to speak in a way Biden can no longer do because of physical and mental decline. Plus it's Trump, as the nominee he can speak however long he likes.
Posted by: LizLem at August 22, 2024 02:30 PM (QAK8m)
That can't be right. He's sent thousands to their deaths by telling them about the 72 raisins.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 22, 2024 02:30 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 22, 2024 02:29 PM (dGCAG)
The only person who I've ever known to be an out and out, explicit fan of his went full on TDS libtard.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 02:31 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee
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yea, the lawfare has to happen before the ballot gets put in the box.
No judge or court is going to start separating ballots, and democrats know this, they've been doing it for 200 years
Mail in and drop off ballots just made it way easier, they used to have to get pretend people to stand in voting lines.
Posted by: Blago at August 22, 2024 02:31 PM (5qUbx)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 22, 2024 02:32 PM (4XwPj)
Posted by: brak
I have my own black pills, but nobody wants to hear it. So I keep it to myself.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon
You fuckers aren't fooling me. Those are licorice jelly beans.
Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at August 22, 2024 02:32 PM (OUMaO)
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Colorado has Parachute, Rifle, and Silt
and Gypsum
and Bedrock
Posted by: Don Black at August 22, 2024 02:32 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 22, 2024 02:33 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: brak
Despair is a sin. Act accordingly.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2024 02:34 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2024 02:34 PM (u82oZ)
https://tinyurl.com/5hfuy2a2
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2024 02:34 PM (dTTBf)
Posted by: Bazooka Joe at August 22, 2024 02:34 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Opp, Alabama at August 22, 2024 02:35 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2024 02:35 PM (u82oZ)
The Witch Doctor song by the Dead Kennedys.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2024 02:34 PM (u82oZ)
The Muppets did it better.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 02:35 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Blago at August 22, 2024 02:31 PM (5qUbx)
——-
Exactly what happened. The standing in line BS got to be too much of a lie to keep up.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 22, 2024 02:36 PM (okiOL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 22, 2024 02:36 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 02:36 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 22, 2024 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
@NEWSMAX 36m
The group Muslim Women for Harris-Walz disbanded after the refusal by the Democratic National Committee to allow a Palestinian-American to speak this week, the group announced Wednesday on social media.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 22, 2024 02:37 PM (IG4Id)
Add it to my tab. Smiling like an idiot, while marching to the hangman, is not a virtue.
Posted by: Who Cares at August 22, 2024 02:37 PM (dVxi/)
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I thought it was between Ting Tang and Bing Bang.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2024 02:37 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 22, 2024 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 22, 2024 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Winslow, Arizona at August 22, 2024 02:38 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Skip at August 22, 2024 02:38 PM (JxtNm)
Posted by: SFGoth at August
I don’t drink it because I avoid sugar, but southern me feels offended somehow. 😂
Posted by: Piper
Well bless your heart. (Did I do that right?)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 22, 2024 02:38 PM (KAi1n)
People who proclaim this are always a LEETLE BIT behind.
The political betting markets have switched dramatically during the DNC show.
Guess which way they've moved?
Check it out at RCP. I speak truth.
Posted by: mnw at August 22, 2024 02:38 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 22, 2024 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)
How’d your wife’s appointment go, may I ask??
Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2024 02:38 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Archimedes
I play the game by the rules you establish.
(The royal you. Not you personally)
You want to play straight up baseball? Fine.
You want to play cheap shots? Expect me to clothesline one of your runners.
You want to leave kids off limits? Fine.
You want to drag them into it, you'll see where your toddler shits himself on national tv.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 22, 2024 02:38 PM (khgu5)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2024 01:51 PM (tMjDM)
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He gave the same impression to me.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 22, 2024 02:13 PM (RIvkX)
That makes me feel better. I didn't want to make fun of him if he's special needs.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 22, 2024 02:38 PM (uHd5d)
Do you actually know a lot of people who have gone to the hangman?
What is your solution?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2024 02:39 PM (dTTBf)
It's the f*cking LAW. You deny a state from enforcing LAW, you're committing treason and should be HANGED.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 22, 2024 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Do you actually know a lot of people who have gone to the hangman?
What is your solution?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 22, 2024 02:39 PM (dTTBf)
If you are born to drown, you can’t be hanged…
Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2024 02:40 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 22, 2024 02:40 PM (i24o9)
How’d your wife’s appointment go, may I ask??
Posted by: tubal at August 22, 2024 02:38 PM (PCK5/)
Just fine. Very uneventful. No issues whatsoever with the port use, she didn't even feel anything.
Took a bit of a nap when the anti-nausea and Benadryl kicked in, but other than that, all went well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 22, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
so to speak
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 22, 2024 02:40 PM (c39uV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 22, 2024 02:40 PM (v6JzV)
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Despairing in something is not a sin. Only despair of everything, as you are not finding refuge in the Lord.
Posted by: Axeman at August 22, 2024 02:40 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Tom Dooley at August 22, 2024 02:40 PM (dg+HA)
She's a bit pale, but no issues at this time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 22, 2024 02:38 PM
*fistbump*
Glad to hear it. Prayers continuing for both of you.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 22, 2024 02:41 PM (kgE5c)
They were strongly in Trumps favor on election night. Then multiple cities shut down the counts within twenty minutes of each other.
Posted by: Who Cares at August 22, 2024 02:41 PM (dVxi/)
Hi, Salty
Why we talkin' 'bout the Clay Center? You hoping the Chefs* will move?
*this is never a typo
Posted by: mnw at August 22, 2024 02:43 PM (NLIak)
She's a bit pale, but no issues at this time.
Posted by: Sponge
It's a shock to the body. Just keep an eye on her.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 22, 2024 02:44 PM (khgu5)
https://tinyurl.com/5hfuy2a2
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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He told the deli operator, send the food you don't like to the plane for the media.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 22, 2024 02:45 PM (geKVs)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 22, 2024 04:57 PM (wGqjj)
l o fucking l
Stay dumb and die mad, Maga cuck.
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