Chicago -- Probably in Agreement with the Democrat Party's Wishes -- Allows Pro-Terror Hamas Supporters to March in Their Streets, While Blocking Pro-Israel Jews from Marching

Is this Chicago or Gaza City?

It's getting harder and harder to tell.

This week, citizens will gather in Chicago during the Democratic National Convention to voice their support for Israel and protest the abuses of Hamas.
However, this largely Jewish gathering will not be marching. Instead, they will gather on a small private lot blocks away from the convention as thousands of pro-Palestinian protesters march through the streets.
The reason is that Democratic Mayor Brandon Johnson has refused to grant their request for a permit.
While pro-Palestinian protesters have been given an array of accommodations by the city (and received a shoutout from President Joe Biden in his convention address), the Jewish protesters are only able to gather due to the donation of a private lot by an owner for their use.
Even as pro-Palestinian protesters veered off approved routes and tore down security fencing, it will be the Jewish protesters who will reportedly remain confined to this private lot under the watchful eye of the Chicago Police Department.
Besides pro-Palestinian protesters, pro-abortion protesters have been allowed to march, and Planned Parenthood is celebrating the nomination of Vice President Kamala Harris with free abortions.
So Jewish protesters get to watch as favored groups parade in abortion pill outfits, but they cannot march with the images of the Hamas hostages in Gaza.
Josh Weiner, co-founder of Chicago Jewish Alliance, confirmed that the group was not granted permits, so all they could do is walk around such approved protests to "make our presence felt."
He added that "pro-Palestine protesters have gotten multiple permits, including a march, which seems to be a little bit weighted on one side."

What the Democrat Party wants to avoid --and therefore woke failure Marxist Mayor Brandon Johnson wants to avoid -- is too many Fiery But Mostly Peaceful protests in Chicago.

If Hamas is granted control over the streets, they will only destroy so much.

But if they see the hated Jews out on the streets, expressing their political support of the "Little Satan" of Israel, they will attack them, and then there will be some damaging video that makes it out of the media embargo.

So it's simple: Grant the Jew-haters free reign over the city, force the Jewish protesters into specific Free Speech Zones far from the convention.

Concentrate them into camps, you might say.

Of course, the Democrat Media's attempt to run a Potemkin Village convention by giving Hamas control over the streets and thereby buying their Mostly Peace isn't wholly successful:

A Real America's Voice reporter was caught on camera Tuesday attempting to intervent as anti-Israel protesters set a U.S. flag on fire outside the DNC in Chicago.
Key Details:
Clashes between protesters and police in riot gear resulted in multiple arrests, adding to four arrests made when protesters breached the security perimeter on Monday.
Real America's Voice reporter Ben Bergquam was caught on camera attempting to save the flag seen burning, but was quickly shoved away by hostile protesters.

Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene reacted on X, saying: "If they don't respect our flag, our laws, our constitution, our law enforcement, then they also don't respect our lives."

No big deal, just Hamas operatives beating up American journalists so that they can burn the American flag.

If they don’t respect our flag, our laws, our constitution, our law enforcement, then they also don’t respect our lives.@BenBergquam has been my friend a long time.

He’s right and he’s courageous, but some of these people would kill him if they could.

Be careful Ben. https://t.co/T6D2imVlxQ
— Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 (@mtgreenee) August 21, 2024

But so long as people aren't getting their brains bashed in on the streets, or setting fire to police departments, then the Democrat Media Complex will report that "the Democrat Party is united" and "pulled off a picture-perfect convention."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:26 PM

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1 /pretends to be shocked

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 21, 2024 03:26 PM (JMAcK)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Pretty lame and tame so far.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2024 03:27 PM (63Dwl)

4 I lum'd NOOD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

5 At least in 1968 Daly wasn't a pussy.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 21, 2024 03:27 PM (1bNHn)

6 I think alot is preplanned to avoid tarring Kamala with 1968 vibes while letting their far left blow off steam.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 21, 2024 03:28 PM (c39uV)

7 It's so very ironic that the party that screams "NAZI!!!" at their opponents is the one attacking the Jews.

Sadly, they have no ability to grasp the irony.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 21, 2024 03:28 PM (JMAcK)

8 Illinois Nazis, man.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 21, 2024 03:28 PM (HnUIn)

9 Park MacDougald describes the steps Democrats have to take to keep Jewish specific DNC events secret from the mobs:

Every Jewish event at the DNC has a separate two-step RSVP process where organizers have to directly email you the location; nothing is listed publicly. Jews here literally hiding from the other members of their coalition

http://tiny.cc/v7qizz

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2024 03:29 PM (Odg76)

10 Concentrate them into camps, you might say.

I can really feel the joy

Posted by: brak at August 21, 2024 03:29 PM (NGHTx)

11 So Jewish protesters get to watch as favored groups parade in abortion pill outfits, but they cannot march with the images of the Hamas hostages in Gaza.
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Maybe the mugging by reality will compel some of them to not vote for - and crucially, not donate to - Democrats.

I'm not hopeful, but it also does spring eternal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 21, 2024 03:29 PM (HnUIn)

12
"Mostly peaceful"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2024 03:29 PM (LTLE1)

13
We are in the gurgled,labored breathing sounds of the end of America as we knew it.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 21, 2024 03:29 PM (+oR7L)

14 We got one more hit in us!

Posted by: Paper Lace at August 21, 2024 03:29 PM (2UnvF)

15 Would the pro-Hamas crowd just sit behind a fence if Brandon said no?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2024 03:29 PM (63Dwl)

16 If Hamas is granted control over the streets, they will only destroy so much.

But if they see the hated Jews out on the streets, expressing their political support of the "Little Satan" of Israel, they will attack them, and then there will be some damaging video that makes it out of the media embargo.
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Now tell me again who has power.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 21, 2024 03:29 PM (HnUIn)

17 No big deal, just Hamas operatives beating up American journalists so that they can burn the American flag.
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Meh. He wasn't a real journalist.

Posted by: Real Journalist at August 21, 2024 03:30 PM (HnUIn)

18 Use tinyurl or some other app. [CBD]

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 21, 2024 03:30 PM (TGPs7)

19 So far the protesters have been a disappointment.. I wanted real riots

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2024 03:30 PM (IyPmt)

20 The Jewish contingent should just march anyway.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 21, 2024 03:30 PM (CIS44)

21 Looks like I ain't gonna see any decapitations, cannibalism, rapes, murders, self-immolation, or human sacrifices to Moloch. I am gravely disappointed. [Tear runs from eye]

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 21, 2024 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

22 What does Chuck Schumer say about this. "At least I'll be gassed last?" Is there NO limit?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 21, 2024 03:30 PM (1bNHn)

23 Meh, if it were Highland Park, Skokie, Lake Bluff, or Winnetka, then the No Jew Zones would be a problem....

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 21, 2024 03:30 PM (73voq)

24 We are in the gurgled,labored breathing sounds of the end of America as we knew it.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 21, 2024 03:29 PM (+oR7L)

LOL

The American as we knew it has been dead for some time. The tyranny that is wearing its skinsuit is just becoming more bold as they are feeling out if they have the power to do what they want openly.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 21, 2024 03:31 PM (JMAcK)

25 I was born in Chicago. My wife and I love Rosebud's restaurant downtown.
We will NEVER set foot there again. NEVER.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at August 21, 2024 03:31 PM (gxokI)

26 Every Jewish event at the DNC has a separate two-step RSVP process where organizers have to directly email you the location; nothing is listed publicly. Jews here literally hiding from the other members of their coalition

==

Separate but Equal! (tm)

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2024 03:31 PM (V13WU)

27 >>So it's simple: Grant the Jew-haters free reign over the city, force the Jewish protesters into specific Free Speech Zones far from the convention.

Jewish Protestors: We want to have a counter protest right in the heart of Chicago.

City Permitting Department: Mishawaka Indiana is the best I can do.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 21, 2024 03:31 PM (XV/Pl)

28 A statue of Hanuman, the monkey god, has been unveiled in Texas. It's the third largest statue in the United States. Thoughts?

the statue of Sam Houston should shoot it

Posted by: brak at August 21, 2024 03:32 PM (NGHTx)

29 Defund The Chicago Police!

"Something in This City Changes People ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 21, 2024 03:32 PM (WsTWv)

30 ... Every Jewish event at the DNC has a separate two-step RSVP process where organizers have to directly email you the location; nothing is listed publicly. Jews here literally hiding from the other members of their coalition ...
Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2024 03:29 PM (Odg76)
++++
You'd think that this might a clue for Jewish attendees...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 21, 2024 03:32 PM (HnUIn)

31 @25 -- I loved Rosebud. I felt the same way about Old Prague...which is just a cafeteria now. Ugh.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 21, 2024 03:32 PM (73voq)

32 If they don�t respect our flag, our laws, our constitution, our law enforcement, then they also don�t respect our lives.@BenBergquam has been my friend a long time.

He�s right and he�s courageous, but some of these people would kill him if they could.

Be careful Ben.

De-mask them on camera. Someone will Dox them.

They'll leave. Happens every time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

33 Looks like I ain't gonna see any decapitations, cannibalism, rapes, murders, self-immolation, or human sacrifices to Moloch. I am gravely disappointed. [Tear runs from eye]
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 21, 2024 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

The DNC already highlighted their special mobile altar for sacrificing babies to Molech. Pretty sure ace even had a thread about it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 21, 2024 03:33 PM (JMAcK)

34 We are in the gurgled,labored breathing sounds of the end of America as we knew it.
Posted by: Frank Barone

Cheyne-Stokes (agonal) breathing.
DNC = DNR

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 21, 2024 03:33 PM (w9Wax)

35 I was born in Chicago. My wife and I love Rosebud's restaurant downtown.
We will NEVER set foot there again. NEVER.
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children

Traveled there a lot as a kid, lived in NW IN, lived there for 8ish years after college. Absolutely loved that city. And will likewise never set foot there again.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 21, 2024 03:33 PM (CIS44)

36 But so long as people aren't getting their brains bashed in on the streets, or setting fire to police departments, then the Democrat Media Complex will report that "the Democrat Party is united" and "pulled off a picture-perfect convention."
________
Might be fun to see some Journos bashed on the streets? Tapper or Tater or Acosta. One of that lot.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 21, 2024 03:33 PM (1bNHn)

37 The DNC will still get over 60% of the Jewish vote. And 75% of their donations.

Posted by: Who Cares at August 21, 2024 03:33 PM (dVxi/)

38 @stillgray
A statue of Hanuman, the monkey god, has been unveiled in Texas. It's the third largest statue in the United States. Thoughts?

It's blasphemous. Where the hell in Texas is it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

39 11 Maybe the mugging by reality will compel some of them to not vote for - and crucially, not donate to - Democrats.

I'm not hopeful, but it also does spring eternal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 21, 2024 03:29 PM (HnUIn)

=======

The Jewish vote had been trending, slowly, Republican until 2016 when there was a sudden snap back towards Democrats.

It went from about 35-65 to about 25-65/70 (lots of third party votes there, it seemed).

In 2020, it went back to what it was before, about 35-65.

I wouldn't be surprised with a 45-55 split in 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

40 Hamas rioters will be charged with misdemeanors, if that.

Chicago is going to resemble Johannesburg before long.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 21, 2024 03:33 PM (rJ48h)

41 >A statue of Hanuman, the monkey god, has been unveiled in Texas.
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why

Posted by: Don Black at August 21, 2024 03:34 PM (/7KEl)

42 Hamas ?

I think they are a dying breed

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2024 03:34 PM (NtVYv)

43 "Josh Weiner, co-founder of Chicago Jewish Alliance who walked with the pro-Israel group, said their intent was to “make our presence felt.” He said the group applied for permits that were not approved by the city.

“The pro-Palestine protesters have gotten multiple permits, including a march, which seems to be a little bit weighted on one side,” Weiner said."

What a pussy. At the very least, you file a lawsuit. Controlled opposition doesn't do that though.

Posted by: Xander Crews at August 21, 2024 03:34 PM (rEmVK)

44 >>>I can really feel the joy

Can't you just?

Posted by: australian ace at August 21, 2024 03:34 PM (KRtlO)

45 Somebody should burn that big ol' IUD.
Cuz that would be funny.

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2024 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

46 45 Can't you just?
Posted by: australian ace at August 21, 2024 03:34 PM (KRtlO)

=====

Do you have an accent now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

47 "So, why do we have to hide this Jewish event?"

"Because of outside agitators."

"Like who?"

"You know, just agitators."

"Yes, but who's doing the agitating?"

"Ah, who's to say? Could be anyone!"

"Aren't we concerned?"

"Why all the questions, you stupid dick? Just put in your information, show up at your dumb Jew event and be quiet!"

"Oh. Okay."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 21, 2024 03:35 PM (KbCG3)

48 Every Jewish event at the DNC has a separate two-step RSVP process where organizers have to directly email you the location; nothing is listed publicly. Jews here literally hiding from the other members of their coalition

—

And yet they’re still in attendance.

Posted by: Twilled at August 21, 2024 03:35 PM (3rsSh)

49 Concentrate them into camps, you might say.

I can really feel the joy
Posted by: brak at August 21, 2024 03:29 PM

Freude macht frei, Kamerad!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2024 03:35 PM (ZANHd)

50 It's blasphemous. Where the hell in Texas is it?

not to Hindus. And there are an absolute ton of Indians in Texas.

Posted by: brak at August 21, 2024 03:35 PM (NGHTx)

51 Guys guys guys. All ye of little faith. There are indeed Jews marching through the streets in front of the DNC. Many of them. And they're being giving free reign! So quit yer whining!

It's just that these Jews are marching with the pro-Hamas goatfuckers.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 21, 2024 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

52 ...operatives beating up American journalists...

I don't know. Sounds like the start of a happy story.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 03:35 PM (W/lyH)

53 Paging Eldric Blade. Your special brand of invective is needed .
Sinwar says part of the hostage deal is that Israel must promise not to kill him.
I can't think of enough expletives to say what needs to be said.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 03:35 PM (3OQQc)

54 How you feel when you watch a bunch of spoiled Marxists burn the American flag says a lot about you as a person.

Me personally, I was not thinking pleasant thoughts.

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 21, 2024 03:36 PM (pZ0Mr)

55 Looks like I ain't gonna see any decapitations, cannibalism, rapes, murders, self-immolation, or human sacrifices to Moloch. I am gravely disappointed. [Tear runs from eye]
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 21, 2024 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

-------------

There's still a chance that one of these lefty goons will get the Jussie Smollett treatment. If the temperature was below freezing, it would almost be a certainty.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 21, 2024 03:36 PM (Vyll1)

56 I'm actually quite disappointed in the demonstrations this far. No explosions , few fires, no random deaths or injuries. These protesters are wimpy clowns compared to 1968. I can't even say "get off my lawn" because they wouldn't be on anyone's lawn

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2024 03:36 PM (qKpsC)

57 They haven't breached the actual arena, though they could probably muster sufficient numbers to do serious shit. So why haven't they?

Monday they knocked down some barriers and moved forward. Then what?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 21, 2024 03:36 PM (wzAuc)

58 One has to wonder, you can't please all wings of the party, someone is going to suffer. How does that calculation look?

Do you risk pissing off the ones who are more physically dangerous, or pissing off the ones who will vote for you, even if you keep screwing them over?

Or is it just a numbers game? There are 10 million of these people, but only 5 of those?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2024 03:36 PM (dGCAG)

59
A statue of Hanuman, the monkey god, has been unveiled in Texas. It's the third largest statue in the United States. Thoughts?

Damn Dirty Ape!

Posted by: Col. Taylor at August 21, 2024 03:36 PM (63Dwl)

60 "Something in This City Changes People ..."

--------------

So sad, so sad.

SAD!

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 21, 2024 03:36 PM (oiIoz)

61 It's blasphemous. Where the hell in Texas is it?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:33 PM

Without looking at the link, Imma say Austin.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2024 03:37 PM (ZANHd)

62 49 Every Jewish event at the DNC has a separate two-step RSVP process where organizers have to directly email you the location; nothing is listed publicly. Jews here literally hiding from the other members of their coalition

—

And yet they’re still in attendance.
Posted by: Twilled at August 21, 2024 03:35 PM (3rsSh)

***

"well what can we do, it's a one party system!"

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 21, 2024 03:37 PM (pZ0Mr)

63 Monday they knocked down some barriers and moved forward. Then what?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

stopped at the ACTUAL barrier.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 21, 2024 03:37 PM (CIS44)

64 Howell, MI Nazis, man.

[True in 2021!]

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 21, 2024 03:37 PM (c39uV)

65
not to Hindus. And there are an absolute ton of Indians in Texas.
Posted by: brak at August 21, 2024 03:35 PM (NGHTx)

I don't worship false gods, so it's blasphemous to me. The last statement was Thoughts? so there's my thought.

There's a shit ton of Indians everywhere. Why is Texas 'blessed' with the first large hideous monkey?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

66 They openly side with terrorists. What do you suppose they'll do when terrorists who've crossed into the country over the open, southern border need logistical help in procuring weapons, transportation, food and shelter for attacks on the public?

I think they'll side with the terrorists then too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 21, 2024 03:37 PM (Q4IgG)

67 Hamas ?

I think they are a dying breed
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
......

Like us smokers.

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2024 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

68 Just spitballing here, but maybe Chicago should provide the Jewish protestors with identification buttons, like yellow stars or something.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 21, 2024 03:38 PM (fQmeC)

69 Without looking at the link, Imma say Austin.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2024 03:37 PM (ZANHd)

Prolly because you can't depict allah.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

70 Sinwar says part of the hostage deal is that Israel must promise not to kill him.

==

oui, done !

---Very suspicious looking dude with a fake French accent

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2024 03:38 PM (V13WU)

71
Who was the idiot NBC adjacent reporter who first voiced the "mostly peaceful" nonsense during the Blessed George Floyd Days of Action?

Augie Doggie, or some such?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2024 03:38 PM (LTLE1)

72 what is stupider? Jews marching with Hamas or LGBTQ + marching with Hamas. Truck question. The answer Jewish LGBTQ+ marching with Hamas.

Posted by: Twilled at August 21, 2024 03:38 PM (3rsSh)

73 The gutless cowards are all wearing masks, because they want to hate America and Americans without accepting the consequences of their actions. Accountability for everyone else, but not for themselves.

Posted by: mrp at August 21, 2024 03:38 PM (rj6Yv)

74 They haven't breached the actual arena, though they could probably muster sufficient numbers to do serious shit. So why haven't they?

Monday they knocked down some barriers and moved forward. Then what?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 21, 2024 03:36 PM (wzAuc)

It was said the other day, knock down barrier one... ok. Knock down barrier two... that's fine, you need space to destroy. But try to knock down barrier three? You get a bullet in the neck.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2024 03:38 PM (dGCAG)

75 There's a shit ton of Indians everywhere. Why is Texas 'blessed' with the first large hideous monkey?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Money?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 21, 2024 03:38 PM (HnUIn)

76 Every Jewish event at the DNC has a separate two-step RSVP process where organizers have to directly email you the location; nothing is listed publicly. Jews here literally hiding from the other members of their coalition

And they'll STILL reliably vote Dem no mtter what.

Posted by: Cranky JAnne at August 21, 2024 03:38 PM (D9jZp)

77 And who the hell makes a monkey into a god?

If you cross him, does he fling shit at you?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 21, 2024 03:38 PM (v6JzV)

78 Whatever Chicongo is, or any big blue city, it is NOT America.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 21, 2024 03:39 PM (17s+e)

79 democrats the party that hates Jews while Jews vote democrat 95% of the time.

Irony can be pretty ironic.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 21, 2024 03:39 PM (QNSds)

80 Ian Miles Cheong
@stillgray
A statue of Hanuman, the monkey god, has been unveiled in Texas. It's the third largest statue in the United States. Thoughts?
------------
While people were worrying about Big Penguin, Big Monkey stole a march on them.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 21, 2024 03:39 PM (VdhcA)

81 > A statue of Hanuman, the monkey god, has been unveiled in Texas. It's the third largest statue in the United States. Thoughts?

Not really a god. It's a "Vanara." Vanaras are "semi-divine" with supernatural abilities. They're a bit like demigods from Greek or Roman mythology. Hanuman's not really a monkey either. They were shapeshifters and are popularly depicted as monkeys.

Hanuman is an aide to Rama who is an avatar of Vishnu.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2024 03:39 PM (Odg76)

82 We got one more hit in us!
Posted by: Paper Lace at August 21, 2024 03:29 PM (2UnvF)

Sing it!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 03:39 PM (W/lyH)

83 There is a huge statute of Buddha in Hawaii. I think second largest in the world....

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2024 03:39 PM (V13WU)

84 82 Hanuman is an aide to Rama who is an avatar of Vishnu.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2024 03:39 PM (Odg76)

========

When's the rendezvous, though?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 03:39 PM (GBKbO)

85 In hate monkeys. Especially emotional support monkeys. I mean how many bananas can one person eat?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy at August 21, 2024 03:39 PM (vo5bq)

86 Bo NIx named as Broncos starting QB

Posted by: Don Black at August 21, 2024 03:39 PM (/7KEl)

87 The choices in this election could not be more clear. It’s pretty clear of you are voting for Democrats and their fake candidate, you are voting for our collective destruction.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 21, 2024 03:39 PM (zFD6o)

88 Concentrate them into camps, you might say.

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Sounds like some kind of solution to me ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 21, 2024 03:39 PM (oiIoz)

89 There's a shit ton of Indians everywhere. Why is Texas 'blessed' with the first large hideous monkey?

I'm thinking Texas has more than most, so that's probably why. H1B visas and all that with all the energy, engineering, and medical in the major cities. I know when I worked for a major oil company in Houston there were entire floors that were dot Indian

Posted by: brak at August 21, 2024 03:39 PM (NGHTx)

90 While people were worrying about Big Penguin, Big Monkey stole a march on them.
Posted by: Captain Obvious,

I think it's financed by Big Penguin to distract from their nefarious agenda.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 21, 2024 03:39 PM (CIS44)

91 It CAN happen here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2024 03:40 PM (i24o9)

92 66
not to Hindus. And there are an absolute ton of Indians in Texas.
Posted by: brak at August 21, 2024 03:35 PM (NGHTx)

I don't worship false gods, so it's blasphemous to me. The last statement was Thoughts? so there's my thought.

There's a shit ton of Indians everywhere. Why is Texas 'blessed' with the first large hideous monkey?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
_______
I don't see how having a statue to some false god is blasphemy. Aren't there plenty of Zeus et al floating around? Paintings galore.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 21, 2024 03:40 PM (1bNHn)

93 Monday they knocked down some barriers and moved forward. Then what?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

stopped at the ACTUAL barrier.
Posted by: BruceWayne
......

Even American protesters are pussies now.

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2024 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

94 These people are pussies

Posted by: AARP hippie from the 1960's at August 21, 2024 03:40 PM (jJw6J)

95 democrats the party that hates Jews while Jews vote democrat 95% of the time.

Irony can be pretty ironic.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 21, 2024 03:39 PM (QNSds)

Catholics would not stop voting for Democrats, until abortion became a thing.

This might be the Jewish thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2024 03:40 PM (dGCAG)

96 @40

>>I wouldn't be surprised with a 45-55 split in 2024.

Lets not get all weed weed weeded up.

It might change, but it will change marginally.

And besides, the Jewish vote is largely a non-factor in most elections, over 40pct live in two states, NY and California, over 80pct live in just 8 states, and none of those states can be competitive by simply getting the Jewish vote alone.

What really needs to be countered is wealthy ideologically driven Jewish Donks.

To give you just a small example, a single rich Jewish billionaire, George Soros, has pretty much remade how laws are enforced in our major cities by funding radical DA campaigns around the country.

Mark Zuckerberg spent 250m to ballot harvest in 2020.

Just those two guys exerted force multipliers that far exceed the entirety of the Jewish Vote.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 21, 2024 03:40 PM (XV/Pl)

97 When's the rendezvous, though?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 03:39 PM (GBKbO)
++++
It takes place over a period of time that ran at least two books too long.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 21, 2024 03:40 PM (HnUIn)

98 Find these us flag burning protester and throw them a few rainbow flags. See if they burn them or hoist em high.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 21, 2024 03:40 PM (uBBbP)

99 Read some "inside scuttlebutt" that Obama called Joe and said "Here's the thing, Joe. Kamala's got the votes she needs to invoke the 25th."

And from there they forced Joe out of the race. The same source said that Joe's loyalists are really pissed about this and act like they want revenge.

I think the story about ~1 million jobs that just aren't there might be an example of the Joeists scorched earth project.

Posted by: Axeman at August 21, 2024 03:41 PM (krQz2)

100 Paging Eldric Blade. Your special brand of invective is needed .
Sinwar says part of the hostage deal is that Israel must promise not to kill him.
I can't think of enough expletives to say what needs to be said.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 03:35 PM (3OQQc)
______

Didn't the IDF already blow up this smelly Sinwar goatfucker? Or was that some other smelly Hamas goatfucker? Meh, they're all smelly goatfuckers. I don't know why the IDF doesn't do the obvious and spray human contact poison on the penises and assholes of all the goats in Gaza. Hamas and the rest of the Palis will all be dead in 72 hours. Including the women and children.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 21, 2024 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

101 Bo NIx named as Broncos starting QB
Posted by: Don Black at August 21, 2024 03:39 PM (/7KEl)

I read today where some are predicting the Bears to win the NFC North at 11 wins under Caleb Williams.

I don't know that either one can adapt to the speed and size of the game that quickly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

102 Maybe they should move the Jewish events to White Sox park, or old Comiskey, or the Cell, or whatever they're calling it? Plenty of empty seats there.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 21, 2024 03:41 PM (73voq)

103 De-mask them on camera. Someone will Dox them.
They'll leave. Happens every time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

That's what I was thinking. Big, tough, a$$hole, covering his face. SO brave, not.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 21, 2024 03:41 PM (JCLJi)

104

My kind of town, Chicago is
My kind of town, Chicago is
My kind of people, too
People who spit you

Posted by: Ol' pink eye at August 21, 2024 03:42 PM (63Dwl)

105 98 When's the rendezvous, though?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 03:39 PM (GBKbO)
++++
It takes place over a period of time that ran at least two books too long.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 21, 2024 03:40 PM (HnUIn)

=======

I read the first sequel once. It was kinda dumb.

Clarke was like, "fine, pay me money to bandy ideas around with this other guy for an afternoon, as long as I don't have to write a single word myself."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 03:42 PM (GBKbO)

106 “F**k this country… burn it down. Burn it down,” the extremist shouted.

There's the big building. If you aren't a crisis actor, why is it not combining with oxygen right now? Your stank breath ain't gonna ignite it. I'm not saying do it, I'm saying you're a cosplayer in good standing.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 21, 2024 03:42 PM (wzAuc)

107 I grew up in a mixed neighborhood where we had someone from every faith in the 1950’- 60’s . The fact that my Jewish neighbors who’’s fathers all fought in WWII would stand by and let this happen makes my brain freeze. Any Jew who votes for this and that’s exactly what they are doing have lost all respect of the rest of America and I don’t give a shit what happens to them.

Posted by: John Dyan at August 21, 2024 03:42 PM (FgE+W)

108 I don't know that either one can adapt to the speed and size of the game that quickly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe

I know it's only preseason, so grain of salt and all, but Bo has looked pretty good.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 21, 2024 03:42 PM (CIS44)

109 Wrong Indians

Comanches

Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2024 03:42 PM (jJw6J)

110 _______
I don't see how having a statue to some false god is blasphemy. Aren't there plenty of Zeus et al floating around? Paintings galore.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 21, 2024 03:40 PM (1bNHn)

They built it for worship. False god. Commandments find that sinful.

Same with Greek gods, I'm thinking.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

111 Hamas ?

I think they are a dying breed
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
......

Could test that if they come to my little town.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 03:42 PM (W/lyH)

112 Traveled there a lot as a kid, lived in NW IN, lived there for 8ish years after college. Absolutely loved that city. And will likewise never set foot there again.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 21, 2024 03:33 PM (CIS44)

Same here. Born just over the border. Field trip, family trips were to the zoos, museums.

I'll never go there again.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 21, 2024 03:43 PM (JCLJi)

113 democrats the party that hates Jews while Jews vote democrat 95% of the time.

Irony can be pretty ironic.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Because Republicans are meanies or something.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 21, 2024 03:43 PM (j2eAj)

114
I know it's only preseason, so grain of salt and all, but Bo has looked pretty good.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 21, 2024 03:42 PM (CIS44)

The NFL had high praise for Spencer Rattler too.....That's a pretty f*cking big grain of salt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

115 89 Concentrate them into camps, you might say.

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Sounds like some kind of solution to me ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 21, 2024 03:39 PM (oiIoz)

Honestly the Jewish supporters in the fenced off zone should play that up and make some fake guards dressed up with little moustaches and fake barb wire and stuff. Shout never forget...

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 21, 2024 03:43 PM (uBBbP)

116 The NFL had high praise for Spencer Rattler too.....That's a pretty f*cking big grain of salt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe B

But Im going by my eyes, not what anyone tells me.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 21, 2024 03:44 PM (CIS44)

117 Ian Miles Cheong
@stillgray
A statue of Hanuman, the monkey god, has been unveiled in Texas. It's the third largest statue in the United States. Thoughts?
_______

Stupid and ugly. Hindus have some really weird, bestial, perverted, and ugly-ass gods. Oh and monkeys are the biggest fucking assholes on the planet.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 21, 2024 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

118 93 Monday they knocked down some barriers and moved forward. Then what?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

stopped at the ACTUAL barrier.
Posted by: BruceWayne
......

Even American protesters are pussies now.
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2024 03:40 PM

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American protesters do as instructed now.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 21, 2024 03:44 PM (wzAuc)

119 Any Jew who fails to see that the Democrat party is rapidly becoming savagely Jew-hating is a fool.

Or not a real Jew.

Oh....buy guns. Buy ammo. Learn how to shoot.

Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo at August 21, 2024 03:44 PM (d9fT1)

120 117 Oh and monkeys are the biggest fucking assholes on the planet.
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 21, 2024 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

=======

I am not an animal! I am a human being!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

121 No big deal, just Hamas operatives beating up American journalists so that they can burn the American flag.
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You're going to need to specify who in that sentence is burning the flag.

Posted by: ... at August 21, 2024 03:44 PM (4DWWO)

122 Quick Google search says PA’s Jewish population is 430k and Georgia is 140k. Given Biden “won” GA by what 10k votes and PA by a similar amount, the Jewish vote matters, a lot.

Posted by: Twilled at August 21, 2024 03:45 PM (3rsSh)

123
But Im going by my eyes, not what anyone tells me.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 21, 2024 03:44 PM (CIS44)

Then you have more data than I as I haven't watched one second of anything NFL and don't really plan to.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

124 Wrong Indians

Comanches

Texas took care of those a while back. No statues for them.

Posted by: brak at August 21, 2024 03:45 PM (NGHTx)

125 I don't know why Jews show up in Chicago to protest anyway. A thimble full of common sense would tell you their treatment there was wholly predictable.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 21, 2024 03:45 PM (pohLc)

126 Before I decide to be upset, how are Jews generally voting in 2024? Otherwise, what did you expect? They're Democrats.

Posted by: Ribbed at August 21, 2024 03:45 PM (Ectld)

127 “F**k this country… burn it down. Burn it down,” the extremist shouted.

There's the big building. If you aren't a crisis actor, why is it not combining with oxygen right now? Your stank breath ain't gonna ignite it. I'm not saying do it, I'm saying you're a cosplayer in good standing.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer
......

Watch out. He's got a Hello Kitty lighter.

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2024 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

128 103 De-mask them on camera. Someone will Dox them.
They'll leave. Happens every time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

That's what I was thinking. Big, tough, a$$hole, covering his face. SO brave, not.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 21, 2024 03:41 PM (JCLJi)

You know who else covered their faces while terrorizing other races. Dems, we'll played.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 21, 2024 03:45 PM (uBBbP)

129

I am not an animal! I am a human being!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S ACTUALLY AN ASSHOLE.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at August 21, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

130 Jews here literally hiding from the other members of their coalition

One would think that might get them to reconsider their membership in this coalition.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 21, 2024 03:46 PM (hB7mE)

131 A statue of Hanuman, the monkey god, has been unveiled in Texas. It's the third largest statue in the United States. Thoughts?

Put slightly larger monkey statues on either side, one covering it's eyes the other covering its mouth.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 21, 2024 03:46 PM (fQmeC)

132 Buffalo are the assholes of the plains
Grizz are the assholes of the forest
White sharks are the assholes of the ocean

Monkeys are the Hamas of the jungle

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2024 03:46 PM (NtVYv)

133 What does Yudhisthira's Dice think about the statue of Hanuman?

Posted by: Faux News at August 21, 2024 03:46 PM (nvKZ7)

134 If the Jewish power structure in the city, starting with the governor, wanted the Jewish group to march, they would have gotten the permit. It's frustrating for those of us that want riots, but it's not discrimination, it's all stage-managed for the narrative, and these Jews are not Pritzkers. Crowns, Emanuels, etc.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump/Vance 2024 at August 21, 2024 03:46 PM (wGerL)

135 Let the doggone Canaanites have their golden calf. We have our golden monkey! Yeeehah!!! -- Yosemite Sheeva

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 21, 2024 03:46 PM (wBaIH)

136 I shall unleash a pox!

Posted by: Hanuman at August 21, 2024 03:46 PM (2UnvF)

137 126 Before I decide to be upset, how are Jews generally voting in 2024? Otherwise, what did you expect? They're Democrats.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 21, 2024 03:45 PM (Ectld)

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Partisanship gets baked into the individual cake of people early, and it's hard to get them out of that, no matter the issues or effects of policy.

It's more a cultural marker than an actual expression of policy preferences.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

138 Paging Eldric Blade. Your special brand of invective is needed .
Sinwar says part of the hostage deal is that Israel must promise not to kill him.
I can't think of enough expletives to say what needs to be said.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 03:35 PM (3OQQc)

Tossing him out a helicopter at altitude isn't killing him per-se. Gravity does that.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2024 03:47 PM (n7h9X)

139 He’s right and he’s courageous, but some of these people would kill him if they could.

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And Kommie-la would help raise bail for him, and the Soros prosecutor would release him and drop the charges.

"America -- what a SHITHOLE country!"

In Soviet Amerika, Terrorism is War on YOU!

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 21, 2024 03:47 PM (J/mRh)

140 The Hanuman statue is in Houston, I think. Yeah, a lot of Indians in Texas - I was surprised too when I moved here.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 21, 2024 03:47 PM (ZtyUu)

141 American protesters do as instructed now.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 21, 2024 03:44 PM (wzAuc)

Rage for the Machine

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2024 03:47 PM (i24o9)

142 I am not an animal! I am a human being!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

Put your pants on, Spartacus.

Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2024 03:47 PM (jJw6J)

143 Traveled there a lot as a kid, lived in NW IN, lived there for 8ish years after college. Absolutely loved that city. And will likewise never set foot there again.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 21, 2024 03:33 PM (CIS44)

Same here. Born just over the border. Field trip, family trips were to the zoos, museums.

I'll never go there again.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question

Grew up in SW Michigan, more or less directly across the lake from Chicago. Had relatives there, so we would sometimes go to visit them, take in the museums, the aquariums, Brookfield Zoo, etc. Saw the King Tut exhibit at the Field Museum. Always a fun place.

Sad what's happened to it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 21, 2024 03:47 PM (v6JzV)

144 I hate every ape I see...from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z.

I'm prepared to denounce you all to my orangutan overlords.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 21, 2024 03:48 PM (73voq)

145 Leftism is Antisemitism pure and simple

Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2024 03:48 PM (fwDg9)

146 Bill Maher thought it was a good idea to talk about porn with little girls for his podcast

https://is.gd/JEb2i9

-
Well, in fairness, porn and girls go together like peanut butter and chocolate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 21, 2024 03:48 PM (L/fGl)

147 The Hamas "protesters" are DNC employees.

Posted by: ... at August 21, 2024 03:48 PM (4DWWO)

148
In hate monkeys. Especially emotional support monkeys. I mean how many bananas can one person eat?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy

One might question the degree of emotional support that one might expect from a creature that can rip off one's face.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2024 03:48 PM (LTLE1)

149 "Partisanship gets baked into the individual cake of people early, and it's hard to get them out of that, no matter the issues or effects of policy."

Sounds like you're excusing the rampant stupidity of Democrat voters. I disagree with that position.

Posted by: Ribbed at August 21, 2024 03:48 PM (Ectld)

150 Sinwar says part of the hostage deal is that Israel must promise not to kill him.
I can't think of enough expletives to say what needs to be said.
Posted by: Ben Had

That calls for that one gif of J Jonah Jameson throwing back his head laughing, and then asking "You serious?"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 21, 2024 03:49 PM (hB7mE)

151 You want cherry Slushee?

Posted by: Hanuman at August 21, 2024 03:49 PM (2UnvF)

152 I shall unleash a pox!

Posted by: Hanuman at August 21, 2024 03:46 PM (2UnvF)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2024 03:49 PM (i24o9)

153 I hate every ape I see...from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z.

I'm prepared to denounce you all to my orangutan overlords.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

Don't be so glibbon this subject.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 21, 2024 03:50 PM (v6JzV)

154 Pink and Wooderson are gonna organize a kegger at the Monkey tower.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 21, 2024 03:50 PM (73voq)

155 The monkey god statue can fling poo. Beware

Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2024 03:50 PM (jJw6J)

156 149 "Partisanship gets baked into the individual cake of people early, and it's hard to get them out of that, no matter the issues or effects of policy."

Sounds like you're excusing the rampant stupidity of Democrat voters. I disagree with that position.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 21, 2024 03:48 PM (Ectld)

========

People just assume their political alignment as part of their identity early. It's no more important to them than the favorite football team that they only pay attention to if they reach the playoffs.

Most people don't think politics all that much. They just have these base preferences that don't get updated because of current events.

Should they pay attention more? Probably? But why should they? Politics sucks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 03:50 PM (GBKbO)

157 Buffalo are the assholes of the plains
.....

They sure do leave some big steamers laying around.

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2024 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

158 I shall unleash a pox!
Posted by: Hanuman at August 21, 2024

***
"Han-ee-WEE-man-ee-mo!
O Idol of the Flies, you are free to GO!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 21, 2024 03:50 PM (J2vNu)

159 Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in?

Posted by: Hanuman at August 21, 2024 03:50 PM (2UnvF)

160 If Jews march, it would be inflammatory. If pro-Palestinians march, charge, burn, destroy, threaten -- that's just free speech.

Posted by: red speck at August 21, 2024 03:51 PM (0Id0S)

161 Even without riots around the convention it may be hard to convince the media that this was run well. There are a few stories floating around already where the media couldn't get credentials or access because the Dems screwed up the logistics.

Posted by: Octochicken at August 21, 2024 03:51 PM (oCS0o)

162 Those were just Antifa punks

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 21, 2024 03:51 PM (1yJEi)

163 Bill Maher thought it was a good idea to talk about porn with little girls for his podcast

https://is.gd/JEb2i9

Bill Maher is and has always been a sick, twisted liberal f*ck.

May he enjoy the barbed cock of Satan when he gets there. Early and often.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

164 Sinwar, the sand maggot motherfucker that planned and carried out the Oct 7 massacre now wants to save his own despicable hide. Mutherfucking coward. I would pay to jam an RPG up his ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 03:51 PM (3OQQc)

165 30...You'd think that this might a clue for Jewish attendees...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 21, 2024 03:32 PM (HnUIn)

But it won't be. Sad.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 21, 2024 03:52 PM (Rbu5d)

166 Hanuman! How many minutes for the burrito?

Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2024 03:52 PM (jJw6J)

167 "F--- this country... Burn it down!" says the brave guy covered head to toe for anonymity.

Posted by: red speck at August 21, 2024 03:52 PM (0Id0S)

168 Make water cannons great again.

Posted by: red speck at August 21, 2024 03:52 PM (0Id0S)

169 117 Stupid and ugly. Hindus have some really weird, bestial, perverted, and ugly-ass gods. Oh and monkeys are the biggest fucking assholes on the planet.

we're right here, you know

Posted by: otter liberation front at August 21, 2024 03:52 PM (oY6Yp)

170 Ze jeuden must remain in ze ghettos

Posted by: Kristallnact Council at August 21, 2024 03:52 PM (V1mqr)

171 149 "Partisanship gets baked into the individual cake of people early, and it's hard to get them out of that, no matter the issues or effects of policy."

Sounds like you're excusing the rampant stupidity of Democrat voters. I disagree with that position.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 21, 2024 03:48 PM (Ectld)

At the HQ, one group gets a special solicitude denied to all others. The rest are told to LOLGF for their stupid choices.

Posted by: favorites at August 21, 2024 03:52 PM (Sc3aB)

172 Partisanship gets baked into the individual cake of people early, and it's hard to get them out of that, no matter the issues or effects of policy."

No, it is not partisanship, it's stupidity and contempt for the slobbering inbred Trump voters.

Posted by: N at August 21, 2024 03:52 PM (Uxa1L)

173 I was born in Chicago, as it happened, and some of my father's relatives lived there long before I was born. I've only passed through O'Hare Airport. No desire to see Chicago now.

Well, there is the Iwan Ries pipe store. But . . .

Nah.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 21, 2024 03:53 PM (J2vNu)

174 One might question the degree of emotional support that one might expect from a creature that can rip off one's face.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2024 03:48 PM (LTLE1)

Saw a monkey on a lady's shoulder in a store. Supposedly a service animal. Smelled it before I saw it. Stinky dirty beasts.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy at August 21, 2024 03:53 PM (vo5bq)

175 Clownworld is the best.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2024 03:53 PM (UHnmb)

176 172 No, it is not partisanship, it's stupidity and contempt for the slobbering inbred Trump voters.
Posted by: N at August 21, 2024 03:52 PM (Uxa1L)

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That's more a cultural marker than anything about policy.

Which is my point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

177
Sinwar says part of the hostage deal is that Israel must promise not to kill him.
I can't think of enough expletives to say what needs to be said.
Posted by: Ben Had

Take him out NOW, then. We would not want to deny those 72 virgins the pleasure of his company, would we?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2024 03:53 PM (LTLE1)

178 Make water cannons great again.
Posted by: red speck
.....

aim for the checkered towels.

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2024 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

179 164 Sinwar, the sand maggot motherfucker that planned and carried out the Oct 7 massacre now wants to save his own despicable hide. Mutherfucking coward. I would pay to jam an RPG up his ass.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 03:51 PM (3OQQc)

Why so kind to a monster. I would hang his ass with a short wide belt so he would strangle for 20 minutes while his legs flailed wildly.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 21, 2024 03:54 PM (pohLc)

180 don't care for monkeys or apes

smelly, unpredictable
many are strong enough to rip your face off
but really stinky

Posted by: Don Black at August 21, 2024 03:54 PM (/7KEl)

181 Read some "inside scuttlebutt" that Obama called Joe and said "Here's the thing, Joe. Kamala's got the votes she needs to invoke the 25th."

And from there they forced Joe out of the race. The same source said that Joe's loyalists are really pissed about this and act like they want revenge.

I think the story about ~1 million jobs that just aren't there might be an example of the Joeists scorched earth project.
Posted by: Axeman at August 21, 2024 03:41 PM (krQz2)

Using Kamala and saying she was on Obama's side doesn't fit with Biden giving her the convention nod and
forcing this coronation, and reports Obama was angry about it.

The DNC power structure/Pelosi/Obama ran a coup, but that threat wasn't what they used. Because signs are there are one or more powerful factions making her look bad even now, and Biden has no power any more.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 21, 2024 03:54 PM (n7h9X)

182 don't care for monkeys or apes

smelly, unpredictable
many are strong enough to rip your face off
but really stinky
Posted by: Don Black at August 21, 2024 03:54 PM (/7KEl)
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Damn dirty apes...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 21, 2024 03:54 PM (VdhcA)

183 Sinwar deserves the North Korea treatment.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2024 03:55 PM (UHnmb)

184 That's more a cultural marker than anything about policy.

Which is my point.

It is stupid, unthinking, hatred

It is the tie that binds Jews to black women voters. Whoda thunk so

Posted by: N at August 21, 2024 03:55 PM (Uxa1L)

185 Hamas can't be racist or dangerous because unlike the Jews they don't have power.

Posted by: ... at August 21, 2024 03:55 PM (4DWWO)

186 We’ll end having to fight these creeps if we want a free , peaceful America again.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 21, 2024 03:55 PM (jbnUc)

187 Most people don't think politics all that much. They just have these base preferences that don't get updated because of current events.

A democrat is just a republican not yet mugged is ... simply ... a lie. Cause and effect has very little to do with either one.

And I didn't see a mass wave of blue collar Republicans leave the GOP after NAFTA either.

Posted by: Who Cares at August 21, 2024 03:55 PM (dVxi/)

188 don't care for monkeys or apes

smelly, unpredictable
many are strong enough to rip your face off
but really stinky
Posted by: Don Black at August 21, 2024

***
I don't even like to watch documentaries about them. They look like parodies of humans.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 21, 2024 03:56 PM (J2vNu)

189 I grew up in a mixed neighborhood where we had someone from every faith in the 1950’- 60’s.

-
The Rastafarians supplied the ganja.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 21, 2024 03:56 PM (L/fGl)

190 One of my old girlfriends lives in Chicago. Even though she was an adorable little cutie with a nearly-insatiable sex drive... She's now a divorced Trump-hating Democrat JINO. She knew the risks, she bought the tickets, I say let 'em burn.

Posted by: Counting Counters at August 21, 2024 03:56 PM (Ybyk2)

191 Fling us some poo, you're the Hanuman,
Fiing us some poo tonight,
For we're all in the mood for a merde or three,
And you got us feeling like shite.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 21, 2024 03:56 PM (v6JzV)

192 Sinwar deserves the North Korea treatment.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Playing catch with a mortar.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 21, 2024 03:56 PM (j2eAj)

193 I'm actually quite disappointed in the demonstrations this far. No explosions , few fires, no random deaths or injuries. These protesters are wimpy clowns compared to 1968. I can't even say "get off my lawn" because they wouldn't be on anyone's lawn
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 21, 2024 03:36 PM (qKpsC)
***

As mentioned previously, it's all an act.
You can bet the guys managing the "rioters" have their copies of the event sheet and are in constant comms with their controllers.
5:15 PM: 1000 protesters at the corner of Main and 2nd. Block traffic for 25 minutes.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 03:56 PM (W/lyH)

194 I still have family in the Chitcago area.

Some of them are hoping to move to Texas in the next year.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

195 "People just assume their political alignment as part of their identity early. It's no more important to them than the favorite football team that they only pay attention to if they reach the playoffs."

When my choice is the guys I loosely agree with on politics and the people not trying to genocide me, I question my cultural indoctrination.

Posted by: Ribbed at August 21, 2024 03:57 PM (Ectld)

196 Sinwar deserves the North Korea treatment.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2024 03:55 PM (UHnmb)
------------
"Mr. Sinwar, would you stand on this big red 'X' for a minute?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 21, 2024 03:57 PM (VdhcA)

197 194 I still have family in the Chitcago area.

Some of them are hoping to move to Texas in the next year.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

======

But Texas is full.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

198
... the Dems screwed up the logistics.
Posted by: Octochicken

In what way?

Did those seeking a free abortion get a vasectomy and vice versa? What did they expect from a group that insists they do not know what a woman is?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2024 03:57 PM (LTLE1)

199 I can't think of enough expletives to say what needs to be said.
Posted by: Ben Had

That cocksucking son of a motherfucking bitch needs a bacon grease infused flaming arrow through his tiny little dick.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 21, 2024 03:57 PM (4XwPj)

200 One of my old girlfriends lives in Chicago. Even though she was an adorable little cutie with a nearly-insatiable sex drive... She's now a divorced Trump-hating Democrat JINO. She knew the risks, she bought the tickets, I say let 'em burn.
Posted by: Counting Counters at August

Hey, I dated her in mn, gymnast, she was unbelievably cute,

Posted by: N at August 21, 2024 03:57 PM (Uxa1L)

201 I thank The Lord as often as I can my dad was transferred to Texas when I was still young so I could grow to appreciate freedom and guns.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

202 Because Republicans are meanies or something.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 21, 2024 03:43 PM (j2eAj)

I certainly don't have a problem with anyone who looks at the R party, and says "oh no, I'm not voting for those people."

What I find hard to believe is any rational person looking at the modern Democrat party, and not saying "Good lord, these are the worst people on the planet, there's no way in hell I'm voting for them."

Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2024 03:58 PM (dGCAG)

203
But Texas is full.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

They're conservative.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

204 Ironically enough, my boss just offered me tickets for a Cubs game tonight. Last time I saw them, Sammy Sosa was hitting them out on Waveland.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 21, 2024 03:58 PM (73voq)

205 Houston is only about 23% white. About 200k Indians in the area. 500k Indians in Texas.

Posted by: brak at August 21, 2024 03:58 PM (NGHTx)

206 "And I didn't see a mass wave of blue collar Republicans leave the GOP after NAFTA either."

Wow. Well, let me explain something about blue collar, Republicans, and the 90s.

Posted by: Ribbed at August 21, 2024 03:58 PM (IHRQq)

207 yeah the '68 protesters were highly motivated

this year's effort seems more like street theater than anything else

Posted by: Don Black at August 21, 2024 03:58 PM (/7KEl)

208 Madamemayhem to the rescue. Thank you.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 03:59 PM (3OQQc)

209 Saw a monkey on a lady's shoulder in a store. Supposedly a service animal. Smelled it before I saw it. Stinky dirty beasts.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob...at least we'll have Joy at August 21, 2024

***
The entire cast of Friends was united in disliking Marcel the monkey who was featured in the first season. That was why they phased him out in Season Two. (Actually Marcel was a female named Katie.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 21, 2024 03:59 PM (J2vNu)

210 195 When my choice is the guys I loosely agree with on politics and the people not trying to genocide me, I question my cultural indoctrination.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 21, 2024 03:57 PM (Ectld)

======

And then you realize the information they're getting.

It's not that Democrats support Hamas. It's that Israel is overstepping and killing civilians with abandon. It's not that Walz is Chinese owned and has tried to turn MN Somalian. It's that he's folksy and Midwestern.

They live in bubbles designed to make them not question their preconceived notions.

Why don't they all just abandon the Democrat Party? They don't see reason to because their bubbles are too tightly controlled.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

211 I thank The Lord as often as I can my dad was transferred to Texas when I was still young so I could grow to appreciate freedom and guns.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck

It is the parents not the state, tx has it share of retards.

Posted by: N at August 21, 2024 03:59 PM (Uxa1L)

212 Listen up all you Homo Trump Supporters. Did you hear what I said last night ??? You better vote Harris even though she is an Idiot and a Clown. Barry and myself need another 4 years to make this a Commie Country. If you don't I will personally rip you balls off and shove them down your little pansy ass throats !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Big Mike at August 21, 2024 03:59 PM (/1UO6)

213 Fling us some poo, you're the Hanuman,
Fiing us some poo tonight,
For we're all in the mood for a merde or three,
And you got us feeling like shite.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 21, 2024 03:56 PM (v6JzV)
-----------
That is...disturbingly effective.

Is it wrong that I can't stop laughing?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 21, 2024 03:59 PM (VdhcA)

214 Get you hands off me you damned dirty golden ape.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 21, 2024 03:59 PM (wBaIH)

215 Sinwar says part of the hostage deal is that Israel must promise not to kill him.
I can't think of enough expletives to say what needs to be said.
Posted by: Ben Had

Israelis should just kill his ass and issue a communique: Next.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 03:59 PM (W/lyH)

216 ... the Dems screwed up the logistics.
Posted by: Octochicken
---
Logistics, the name of the pooch.

Posted by: Axeman at August 21, 2024 04:00 PM (krQz2)

217 > Have you tried unplugging it and then plugging it back in?

Along those lines, my cable modem finally died. It was an old surfboard DOCSIS 3.0. DOCSIS 3.1 has been around since 2013 or so. It started boot-looping on me yesterday. I ordered a snazzy one from Netgear, then ran down to BestBuy to get one to tide me over. I'm going to return the BestBuy one when the Netgear gets here.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2024 04:00 PM (Odg76)

218 When my choice is the guys I loosely agree with on politics and the people not trying to genocide me, I question my cultural indoctrination.

Most don't Why do you think White Guilt was such an easy sell on the left ? Why Back the Blue is still the default on the Mainstream Right ?

The man is telling you the truth. Most people pick their team, then choose what they see and and hear to support that choice.

Posted by: Who Cares at August 21, 2024 04:00 PM (dVxi/)

219 I’ll take Zimbabwe for 200 Alex….,,

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 21, 2024 04:00 PM (Aoykm)

220 Fling us some poo, you're the Hanuman,
Fiing us some poo tonight,
For we're all in the mood for a merde or three,
And you got us feeling like shite.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 21, 2024 03:56 PM (v6JzV)

Damn it!
I just snorted my tea.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 04:01 PM (W/lyH)

221 It is not about who you are with it is about who you are against, the bolsheviks and menshviks hated the tsarists,

Posted by: N at August 21, 2024 04:01 PM (Uxa1L)

222 I certainly don't have a problem with anyone who looks at the R party, and says "oh no, I'm not voting for those people."

What I find hard to believe is any rational person looking at the modern Democrat party, and not saying "Good lord, these are the worst people on the planet, there's no way in hell I'm voting for them."

Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2024 03:58 PM (dGCAG)

Rationality plays no part in it. It is indoctrination and "in" group preference. That's the extent of the mental processes that produce dem voters.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2024 04:01 PM (i24o9)

223
It is the parents not the state, tx has it share of retards.
Posted by: N at August 21, 2024 03:59 PM (Uxa1L)

Every state does, however Texas hasn't inundated the state government with retards. I didn't have to get the 'vax,' I can still walk out of a gun store with a gun and I can still hunt and fish without a problem.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

224 Traveled there a lot as a kid, lived in NW IN, lived there for 8ish years after college. Absolutely loved that city. And will likewise never set foot there again.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 21, 2024 03:33 PM (CIS44)

Same here. Born just over the border. Field trip, family trips were to the zoos, museums.

I'll never go there again.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question

Ditto.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 21, 2024 04:02 PM (Rbu5d)

225 don't care for monkeys or apes

smelly, unpredictable
many are strong enough to rip your face off
but really stinky
Posted by: Don Black

I'm reading a book in which one character (who, coincidentally, is Spanish) preaches that Spaniards evolved from a higher class of simian than the French. I guess we can all agree with that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 21, 2024 04:02 PM (L/fGl)

226 My favorite part of the camera phones recording: there are people in that crowd who would happily slit the throat of everyone recording what's going on.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 21, 2024 04:02 PM (tT6L1)

227 I don’t trust anyone or anything from the Blue Shithole Zones. But they’re finding that out themselves now.

Good.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 21, 2024 04:02 PM (Aoykm)

228 I could only watch about 30 seconds of that two minute video. These are seriously deranged and evil people. Burn it down??? Do they not realize how much suffering would result? And to be on the side of the Hamas monsters just boggles any decent mind…. A society that tolerates and promotes this really doesn’t deserve to continue. Gosh, did I take a black pill this morning? Sorry just found this so depressing

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 21, 2024 04:02 PM (rqnng)

229
Barry and myself need another 4 years to make this a Commie Country. If you don't I will personally rip you balls off and shove them down your little pansy ass throats !!!!!!!!
Posted by: Big Mike

Thanks for making it clear why you did not earn your emotional support monkey certification.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2024 04:02 PM (LTLE1)

230 I can't think of enough expletives to say what needs to be said.
Posted by: Ben Had

That cocksucking son of a motherfucking bitch needs a bacon grease infused flaming arrow through his tiny little dick.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 21, 2024 03:57 PM

Damn...

*lights cigarette*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2024 04:03 PM (ZANHd)

231 I'm reading a book in which one character (who, coincidentally, is Spanish) preaches that Spaniards evolved from a higher class of simian than the French. I guess we can all agree with that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 21, 2024 04:02 PM (L/fGl)
---
It's well known that the French descended from Surrender Monkeys.

Posted by: Axeman at August 21, 2024 04:03 PM (krQz2)

232 People praying next to the abortion van would be arrested and given harsh penalties.

Posted by: Cheri at August 21, 2024 04:03 PM (FGQ5G)

233 Israelis should just kill his ass and issue a communique: Next.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 03:59 PM (W/lyH)

They are trying. Supposedly they got close last week...the coffee was still hot.

Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo at August 21, 2024 04:03 PM (d9fT1)

234 @122

>>Quick Google search says PA’s Jewish population is 430k and Georgia is 140k. Given Biden “won” GA by what 10k votes and PA by a similar amount, the Jewish vote matters, a lot.

There are roughly 72k voting age Jewish voters in GA, the vast majority of them live in and around the Atlanta area, the rough political break down of voter registration pct is 54D, 38R, 7I, we have no idea what the real voter participation is but let's assume it tracks with registration, the GOP would have to move 25pct of the Donk vote to make up that 10k difference.

That's a tall order even when the GOP's pitch is we don't want to murder you like those other guys do.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 21, 2024 04:03 PM (XV/Pl)

235 201 I thank The Lord as often as I can my dad was transferred to Texas when I was still young so I could grow to appreciate freedom and guns.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

Puny freedom. I burn my leaves in the yard in Arkansas and nobody says a word. My town is 35000 and growing like hell. Killed squirrels and ground hogs in my yard with an unsupressed .22 rifle, neighbors said nothing. Operated an open forge in the driveway for forging my gun parts, nobody says a word. Try that in most towns in Tehas.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 21, 2024 04:04 PM (pohLc)

236 Make America Chicago And Caracas Also (MACACA)!

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 21, 2024 04:04 PM (CtOTL)

237 234 There are roughly 72k voting age Jewish voters in GA, the vast majority of them live in and around the Atlanta area, the rough political break down of voter registration pct is 54D, 38R, 7I, we have no idea what the real voter participation is but let's assume it tracks with registration, the GOP would have to move 25pct of the Donk vote to make up that 10k difference.

That's a tall order even when the GOP's pitch is we don't want to murder you like those other guys do.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 21, 2024 04:03 PM (XV/Pl)

========

How many to move to overcome 1.7 million ballots without images?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 04:04 PM (GBKbO)

238 I'm reading a book in which one character (who, coincidentally, is Spanish) preaches that Spaniards evolved from a higher class of simian than the French. I guess we can all agree with that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 21, 2024 04:02 PM (L/fGl)
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The French monkeys were all hanging out in cafes, wearing berets and smoking Gauloises.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 21, 2024 04:04 PM (VdhcA)

239 Last night we has a party at the Brattleboro Womins Reproctertive Center watchimng Presdent Obama. We loves him and we has a grate time listening to him and michelle. We loves him and you shoulds two because he be did so mony grate thing four you and childrin of coller.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at August 21, 2024 04:04 PM (/1UO6)

240 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 21, 2024 03:57 PM (4XwPj)

You don't just have a way with words, you have a way with thoughts.

Posted by: ... at August 21, 2024 04:04 PM (4DWWO)

241 People praying next to the abortion van would be arrested and given harsh penalties.
Posted by: Cher
......

or be forced to eat a placenta taco.

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2024 04:04 PM (v0R5T)

242
Aidan Kearney
@DoctorTurtleboy
Breaking News - I now have permission to report that I have been in talks with a juror in the Karen Read murder trial. I will be publishing my interview with them in the not-so-distant future.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 21, 2024 04:04 PM (TGPs7)

243 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 21, 2024 03:57 PM (4XwPj)

Newsletter?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 21, 2024 04:05 PM (Aoykm)

244 Posted by: Big Mike at August 21, 2024 03:59 PM (/1UO6)

Yeh about that whole ripping balls thing....

Bring it motherfucker. I will be waiting, counting rounds and trying to decide if it's best to use the shotty or go with the 357. The next question is carve the wookie up with a bowie knife or just use the silver plated spork.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 21, 2024 04:05 PM (4XwPj)

245 smelly, unpredictable
many are strong enough to rip your face off
but really stinky
Posted by: Don Black at August 21, 2024

***
I don't even like to watch documentaries about them. They look like parodies of humans.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 21, 2024 03:56 PM (J2vNu)

They will chew your face fingers and genitals off, but let you live. If you call that living.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 21, 2024 04:05 PM (uBBbP)

246 Israelis should just kill his ass and issue a communique: Next.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 03:59 PM (W/lyH)

They are trying. Supposedly they got close last week...the coffee was still hot.
Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo at August 21, 2024 04:03 PM (d9fT1)

I hope they get him before he croaks of fright !

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2024 04:06 PM (V13WU)

247 I think I misread that one.

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2024 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

248 @237

>>How many to move to overcome 1.7 million ballots without images?

The answer is 42, you know this.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 21, 2024 04:06 PM (XV/Pl)

249 *Flings poo at Mary Cloggenstein*

Posted by: Hanuman at August 21, 2024 04:06 PM (2UnvF)

250 224 Traveled there a lot as a kid, lived in NW IN, lived there for 8ish years after college. Absolutely loved that city. And will likewise never set foot there again.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 21, 2024 03:33 PM (CIS44)

Same here. Born just over the border. Field trip, family trips were to the zoos, museums.

I'll never go there again.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question

Ditto.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 21, 2024 04:02 PM (Rbu5d)

58 year Chicago and suburban resident here. Yea the Black neighborhoods are no go zones, and the blue collar Grabowskis are all gone, the character of the city is Lake Front prog-tard and gangster, but the tourist areas: Millenium Park, Grant Park, Museum campus, are the best in the world. I would not recommend moving here, but it is a great place to visit.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump/Vance 2024 at August 21, 2024 04:06 PM (wGerL)

251 The only apes I like are Punk Monkey and Card-Sharp Chimp.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 21, 2024 04:07 PM (v6JzV)

252 "Did you see Barack Hussein Obama last night? Take little shots. He was taking shots at your president and so was Michelle. You know, they always say:

'Sir, please stick to policy. Don't get personal.'

And yet they're getting personal all night long these people.

Do I still have to stick to policy?"

Trump knows the deal.

Posted by: blaster at August 21, 2024 04:07 PM (xhfG9)

253 Puny freedom. I burn my leaves in the yard in Arkansas and nobody says a word. My town is 35000 and growing like hell. Killed squirrels and ground hogs in my yard with an unsupressed .22 rifle, neighbors said nothing. Operated an open forge in the driveway for forging my gun parts, nobody says a word. Try that in most towns in Tehas.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 21, 2024 04:04 PM (pohLc)

Can I do that where I can now? No. I can have 5 chickens and 2 goats. Can't openly shoot them in my town of 82,000.

However, there are hundreds and hundreds of towns, including the one I hope to be moving to in the near future, where you can. And I will.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

254 248 @237

>>How many to move to overcome 1.7 million ballots without images?

The answer is 42, you know this.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 21, 2024 04:06 PM (XV/Pl)

======

That's the answer to the wrong question!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

255 They will chew your face fingers and genitals off, but let you live. If you call that living.

That is the second half of what started as the best date ever

Posted by: N at August 21, 2024 04:07 PM (Uxa1L)

256 Ahhhh....Mary Clogginstein. You little hottie you!
I bet you are a biter and a scratcher in the sack.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 04:08 PM (W/lyH)

257 "And then you realize the information they're getting."

They have the same access to information I do or you.

Posted by: Ribbed at August 21, 2024 04:08 PM (Ectld)

258 The only apes I like are Punk Monkey and Card-Sharp Chimp.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Card-sharp chimp is a cheater. Don't play cards with him.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2024 04:08 PM (XeU6L)

259 also there are a lot of photogenic animals out there

simians are butt-ugly
and stinky

Posted by: Don Black at August 21, 2024 04:08 PM (/7KEl)

260 The best way to know tx is a free state would be the nearly unrestricted u-trns and texits

Posted by: N at August 21, 2024 04:08 PM (Uxa1L)

261 Maybe somewhat OT, but has Wyatt been around lately? I hope retirement is fast approaching.

Posted by: Jayhawkone at August 21, 2024 04:08 PM (euz6Q)

262 The only apes I like are Punk Monkey and Card-Sharp Chimp.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
--------

I miss OregonMuse.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

263 @254

>>That's the answer to the wrong question!

Well, you would have to 1st multiply them like Tribbles and 2nd get them to vote for a Republican, which is apparently the last thing they want to do.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 21, 2024 04:09 PM (XV/Pl)

264 However, there are hundreds and hundreds of towns, including the one I hope to be moving to in the near future, where you can. And I will.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

Best not be Graham, Texas. A town populated with more busybodies and karens I have never seen.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 21, 2024 04:09 PM (pohLc)

265 I can't think of enough expletives to say what needs to be said.
Posted by: Ben Had

That cocksucking son of a motherfucking bitch needs a bacon grease infused flaming arrow through his tiny little dick.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 21, 2024 03:57 PM (4XwPj)

Dang!

Nice job Madame.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 21, 2024 04:10 PM (JCLJi)

266 Oh, and there's also that rodeo monkey riding a dog. He's OK, too.

And, of course, the late Gorilla Pundit.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 21, 2024 04:10 PM (v6JzV)

267 Best not be Graham, Texas. A town populated with more busybodies and karens I have never seen.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 21, 2024 04:09 PM (pohLc)

We were looking out that way, but since we already own land elsewhere, we're going to wind up there, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

268 The only apes I like are Punk Monkey and Card-Sharp Chimp.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
--------

Card-sharp chimp is a cheater. Don't play cards with him.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2024 04:08 PM (XeU6L)
***

This.
He can palm a card with hands and feet.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 04:11 PM (W/lyH)

269 They have the same access to information I do or you.

Posted by: Ribbed at August 21, 2024 04:08 PM (Ectld)
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What good does the information they don't like do for them?

They want information that feeds their ego.

Posted by: Axeman at August 21, 2024 04:11 PM (krQz2)

270 However, there are hundreds and hundreds of towns, including the one I hope to be moving to in the near future, where you can. And I will.

yes but have they avoided being de facto absorbed by Mexico? It doesn't feel like there's many of those left

Posted by: brak at August 21, 2024 04:11 PM (NGHTx)

271 257 "And then you realize the information they're getting."

They have the same access to information I do or you.
Posted by: Ribbed at August 21, 2024 04:08 PM (Ectld)

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But they're not interested in politics.

Essentially, you're damning them because they're uninterested in politics while participating by voting.

Which, is sure, undesirable. But they're not going to be shamed or convinced otherwise.

The best idea Instapundit ever had was a conservative millionaire buying women's magazines. Something perceived of apolitical but is political to its core because of editorial choices. Any conservative millionaire would screw it up and put Ben Shapiro on the cover, but a well-run operation would just be about women's issues from the perspective of the conservative woman without ever mentioning politics. Maybe getting to the point of praising Melania's style while ignoring Michelle.

They have the access. They choose not to access it. They have their base assumptions they made as a teenager and haven't updated since. That's their thinking. To attack that, you can't have political arguments. You have to undermine the information systems that they do participate in.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

272
Concentrate them into camps, you might say.

I can really feel the joy
Posted by: brak
---------
Freude macht frei.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2024 04:11 PM (XeU6L)

273 Corsicana !

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 04:12 PM (3OQQc)

274 The "Elites" ultimately wish to force Shari'ah Law on the Rubes.

You think it's gonna be Hitler, but it's gonna be the Ayatollah.

Posted by: XTC at August 21, 2024 04:12 PM (UnA8+)

275 Ben Had, do you have any more news about JT?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 21, 2024 04:13 PM (v6JzV)

276 >>>Grew up in SW Michigan, more or less directly across the lake from Chicago. Had relatives there, so we would sometimes go to visit them, take in the museums, the aquariums, Brookfield Zoo, etc. Saw the King Tut exhibit at the Field Museum. Always a fun place.

Sad what's happened to it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 21, 2024 03:47 PM

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Thanks for leaving us out of it.

Posted by: The White Sox, mathematically eliminated in mid-August at August 21, 2024 04:13 PM (wzAuc)

277 Corsicana !
Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 04:12 PM (3OQQc)

Wish we could, honestly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

278 Maybe somewhat OT, but has Wyatt been around lately? I hope retirement is fast approaching.
Posted by: Jayhawkone at August 21, 2024 04:08 PM (euz6Q)

I was just thinking about him this morning. He should be just a few months away I think.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 04:13 PM (W/lyH)

279 Bulg, not at the moment.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 04:13 PM (3OQQc)

280 Wyatt was a huge help in locating JT.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 04:15 PM (3OQQc)

281 Mr. we could use a man like Alphonse Capone again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 21, 2024 04:16 PM (L/fGl)

282 The "Elites" ultimately wish to force Shari'ah Law on the Rubes.

You think it's gonna be Hitler, but it's gonna be the Ayatollah.
Posted by: XTC at August 21, 2024 04:12 PM (UnA8+)
***

They may think camps. I'm thinking more like Gettysburg.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 04:16 PM (W/lyH)

283 Chicago or Gaza?

Anyone innChicago with an RPG?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2024 04:17 PM (fwYcj)

284 Thanks for leaving us out of it.
Posted by: The White Sox, mathematically eliminated in mid-August at August 21, 2024 04:13 PM (wzAuc)

Like you want sympathy from Tigers fans?

Posted by: mrp at August 21, 2024 04:17 PM (rj6Yv)

285 AR- Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rolla

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2024 04:18 PM (fwYcj)

286 163
Bill Maher thought it was a good idea to talk about porn with little girls for his podcast

https://is.gd/JEb2i9

Bill Maher is and has always been a sick, twisted liberal f*ck.

May he enjoy the barbed cock of Satan when he gets there. Early and often.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 21, 2024 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

And no spit. (Two and a Half Men reference see link)

tiny.cc/feqizz

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2024 04:18 PM (N39Ws)

287 284 Thanks for leaving us out of it.
Posted by: The White Sox, mathematically eliminated in mid-August at August 21, 2024 04:13 PM (wzAuc)

Like you want sympathy from Tigers fans?
Posted by: mrp at August 21, 2024 04:17 PM (rj6Yv)

=======

If the A's win today, they may be not last place in the AL West for the first time...this season?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

288 Thanks for leaving us out of it.
Posted by: The White Sox, mathematically eliminated in mid-August at August 21, 2024 04:13 PM (wzAuc)

Like you want sympathy from Tigers fans?
Posted by: mrp

Yeah, my whole family was Tigers fans. I hate baseball, so I really didn't care, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 21, 2024 04:18 PM (v6JzV)

289 It matters not. Jewish people will still overwhelmingly vote (and much more importantly) finance and promote the demonrat party and candidates.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 21, 2024 04:18 PM (PWI4f)

290 Thanks for leaving us out of it.

Posted by: The White Sox, mathematically eliminated in mid-August at August 21, 2024 04:13 PM (wzAuc)

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Make Wearing Shorts In Baseball Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 21, 2024 04:18 PM (CtOTL)

291 Anyone innChicago with an RPG?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2024 04:17 PM (fwYcj)
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Would you bet against being able to find an RPG or three if you searched a mosque in Chicago?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 21, 2024 04:19 PM (tT6L1)

292 Mullah-crackadollah

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 04:19 PM (3OQQc)

293 >>>225 don't care for monkeys or apes

---

and that ain't it takes to love me
like I wanna be loved by you.

Posted by: Jim Stafford, Hitmaker at August 21, 2024 04:19 PM (wzAuc)

294 291 Anyone innChicago with an RPG?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2024 04:17 PM (fwYcj)
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Would you bet against being able to find an RPG or three if you searched a mosque in Chicago?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 21, 2024 04:19 PM (tT6L1)

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I never imagined Muslims to be big D&D players.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 04:20 PM (GBKbO)

295 I'd still be a die-hard (and, of course, normally disappointed) Cubs fan if WGN were still around (or if they are, if they were still showing the games).

Sad sigh....

2016 was a VERY good year.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 21, 2024 04:20 PM (JCLJi)

296 294
I never imagined Muslims to be big D&D players.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 04:20 PM (GBKbO)

Duke Nuke'm had pretty cool RPGs.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2024 04:21 PM (N39Ws)

297 Would have thought the aclu would have something to say about this.

Posted by: N at August 21, 2024 04:21 PM (Uxa1L)

298 Muslim idea of roleplay?

Abdul plays the goat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2024 04:21 PM (fwYcj)

299 don't care for monkeys or apes

---

and that ain't it takes to love me
like I wanna be loved by you.

Posted by: Jim Stafford

Wow, that's a callback.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 21, 2024 04:21 PM (v6JzV)

300 That damn Trump!

POLITICO
@politico
US job totals will likely be revised down by 818,000 as Trump cries fraud

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 21, 2024 04:21 PM (L/fGl)

301 Sinwar says part of the hostage deal is that Israel must promise not to kill him.
I can't think of enough expletives to say what needs to be said.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 03:35 PM (3OQQc)

Well, there are a lot of Jewish lawyers out there. I'm sure someone could craft something full of legalese to create a lot of loop holes. Someone mentioned helicopters and gravity. Maybe a soccer field and rabid dogs.

How about they seed a ton of internet evidence (e.g. social media, cloud files) and real world stuff (porn in his offices) that he's ghey then out him?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 21, 2024 04:21 PM (lg881)

302 "What good does the information they don't like do for them?"

In some circle, information you don't like is considered useful. If you won't listen to new information even when your friends are plotting your demise, why should I wring my hands over your fate?

Posted by: Ribbed at August 21, 2024 04:22 PM (Ectld)

303 lol
Just saw Big Mike's new haircut. Very butch.

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2024 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

304 I never imagined Muslims to be big D&D

What is the difference bet

Posted by: N at August 21, 2024 04:22 PM (Uxa1L)

305 301 Well, there are a lot of Jewish lawyers out there. I'm sure someone could craft something full of legalese to create a lot of loop holes. Someone mentioned helicopters and gravity. Maybe a soccer field and rabid dogs.

How about they seed a ton of internet evidence (e.g. social media, cloud files) and real world stuff (porn in his offices) that he's ghey then out him?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 21, 2024 04:21 PM (lg881)

========

"I didn't kill him. I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 04:23 PM (GBKbO)

306 300 That damn Trump!

POLITICO
@politico
US job totals will likely be revised down by 818,000 as Trump cries fraud

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 21, 2024 04:21 PM (L/fGl)

"Likely."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 21, 2024 04:23 PM (KbCG3)

307 The Muzzies in Madagascar are led by an Aye-Ayetollah.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 21, 2024 04:23 PM (v6JzV)

308 I think Muslims are into RPG, such as "Helicopter the Homosexual off the building," and, "Slit the Infidel's Throat like Mohammed."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 21, 2024 04:23 PM (tT6L1)

309 Sinwar could always stumble down two flights of stairs and then get run over by a garbage truck.

Accidents do happen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2024 04:24 PM (fwYcj)

310 Thanks for leaving us out of it.
Posted by: The White Sox, mathematically eliminated in mid-August at August 21, 2024 04:13 PM (wzAuc)

Isn't Barky a Sox fan? I wonder if "authentic" Cubs fan Hillarity has been teasing him this week?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 21, 2024 04:24 PM (lg881)

311 Via Instapundit, Queering Nuclear Weapons...

Sneha Nair, appointed in February as special assistant at the National Nuclear Security Administration, a wing of the Biden-Harris Department of Energy, has been pushing various disarmament policies – including reducing or eliminating nuclear weapons. Fine, that’s nothing new on the left. But, as far as I can tell, this is:

Nair also argues that advancing “queer theory” to include America’s nuclear arsenal is essential to America’s national security. No, really. I’ll give you a minute to stop laughing before we continue.

Ready? Nair’s insane argument goes like this:

Queer theory informs the struggle for nuclear justice and disarmament. Queer theory helps to shift the perception of nuclear weapons as instruments for security by telling the hidden stories of displacement, illness, and trauma caused by their production and testing.

By understanding DEI as a set of values critical to security, and therefore as an element of an effective nuclear security culture, stakeholders can explore how DEI can contribute to stronger security at nuclear facilities...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 21, 2024 04:25 PM (TGPs7)

312 I want to go all Ragnar stabbing Kjartin on Sinwar

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 04:26 PM (3OQQc)

313 Sneha Nair

Does she love short shorts?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 21, 2024 04:26 PM (v6JzV)

314 The best idea Instapundit ever had was a conservative millionaire buying women's magazines. Something perceived of apolitical but is political to its core because of editorial choices. Any conservative millionaire would screw it up and put Ben Shapiro on the cover, but a well-run operation would just be about women's issues from the perspective of the conservative woman without ever mentioning politics. Maybe getting to the point of praising Melania's style while ignoring Michelle.

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That's a great idea.

Wealthy Conservatives should have been trying to fight the Culture Wars in this manner for decades.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 21, 2024 04:26 PM (CtOTL)

315 Short hajib maybe

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2024 04:26 PM (fwYcj)

316 309 Sinwar could always stumble down two flights of stairs and then get run over by a garbage truck.

Accidents do happen.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 21, 2024 04:24 PM (fwYcj)

Haha, that reminds me, it would be a great thing to see Sinwar end up like Ricardo Montalban in The Naked Gun.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 21, 2024 04:27 PM (lg881)

317 Sinwar didn't say anything about torture.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2024 04:27 PM (i24o9)

318 Thanks for leaving us out of it.
Posted by: The White Sox, mathematically eliminated in mid-August at August 21, 2024 04:13 PM (wzAuc)
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Us too.

Posted by: Maths at August 21, 2024 04:27 PM (krQz2)

319 Thanks for leaving us out of it.
Posted by: The White Sox, mathematically eliminated in mid-August at August 21, 2024 04:13 PM (wzAuc)

Like you want sympathy from Tigers fans?
Posted by: mrp at August 21, 2024 04:17 PM (rj6Yv)

=======

If the A's win today, they may be not last place in the AL West for the first time...this season?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 21, 2024 04:18 PM (GBKbO)
***

Damned Mariners.
Best pitching in MLB and the worst bats.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 04:28 PM (W/lyH)

320 That's a great idea.

Wealthy Conservatives should have been trying to fight the Culture Wars in this manner for decades.
Posted by: ShainS

Because women that read mags to help them figure out how to have an orgasm are thinkrs.

Posted by: N at August 21, 2024 04:28 PM (Uxa1L)

321 > Just saw Big Mike's new haircut. Very butch.

Have you seen the weird crevasse in between Big Mike's "boobs?"

http://tiny.cc/zfqizz

Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2024 04:28 PM (Odg76)

322 Hmmm...

Robert F. Kennedy Jr

@RobertKennedyJr
I am going to address the nation this Friday.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 21, 2024 04:29 PM (TGPs7)

323 301 Sinwar says part of the hostage deal is that Israel must promise not to kill him.
I can't think of enough expletives to say what needs to be said.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 03:35 PM (3OQQc)
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Sinwar: "Oh and one last item. I'm a little embarrassed by it.

Israel: "Go on".

Sinwar: "You can't kill me...like ever. *shrugs shoulders*

Posted by: WisRich at August 21, 2024 04:29 PM (G0vdT)

324 POLITICO
@politico
US job totals will likely be revised down by 818,000 as Trump cries fraud

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 21, 2024 04:21 PM (L/fGl)

"Likely."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

--

That's their actual headline.

bad orange man makes political hay on the protruding bellies of hundreds of thousands of unexpectedly starving little children

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 21, 2024 04:29 PM (wzAuc)

325 Sinwar died of natural causes. Anyone with that many holes in him is naturally going to die.

Posted by: Mossad at August 21, 2024 04:29 PM (2UnvF)

326 That cocksucking son of a motherfucking bitch needs a bacon grease infused flaming arrow through his tiny little dick.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 21, 2024 03:57 PM (4XwPj)

Oww! Who are you referring to?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 21, 2024 04:29 PM (FfSAJ)

327 Because women that read mags to help them figure out how to have an orgasm are thinkrs.
Posted by: N at August 21, 2024 04:28 PM (Uxa1L)

They also don't vote with their minds, but with their emotions. It is a good idea.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 21, 2024 04:30 PM (lg881)

328 Wealthy Conservatives should have been trying to fight the Culture Wars in this manner for decades.
Posted by: ShainS

Wealthy cons should have been buying university chairs that target anti-communist profs and staff.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 21, 2024 04:30 PM (IG4Id)

329 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 21, 2024 04:26 PM (v6JzV)

Oh God. Please don’t makes go there again…,

Posted by: Nair at August 21, 2024 04:30 PM (Aoykm)

330 When will Jew reject the Democrats?

They’re like wife’s in an abusive marriage, willing to accept whatever indignity is delivered while insisting they can make it way.

No.
No, you can’t. They want you dead and your Jewish state wiped off the map. Time to wake up.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2024 04:30 PM (GLcqQ)

331 *Sometime in the not too distant future

"Did you hear the latest?! Sinwar killed himself, left a suicide note! Depression..."

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2024 04:30 PM (V13WU)

332 304 What is the difference bet

$20, same as downtown

Posted by: anachronda at August 21, 2024 04:30 PM (oY6Yp)

333 >>> Have you seen the weird crevasse in between Big Mike's "boobs?"

http://tiny.cc/zfqizz
Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2024 04:28 PM (Odg76)

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Almost getting into Admiral Ackbar territory.

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 21, 2024 04:30 PM (JfxgE)

334 Oww! Who are you referring to?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 21, 2024 04:29 PM (FfSAJ)

Guy who forgot to add extra pickles to her burger.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2024 04:31 PM (i24o9)

335 @RobertKennedyJr
I am going to address the nation this Friday.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 21, 2024 04:29 PM (TGPs7)

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Hello nation!

Posted by: Ralph Cramden at August 21, 2024 04:31 PM (2UnvF)

336 A conservative buying something like a mag sounds great, until you realize sometimes the seller won't sell.

For instance, I believe Glenn Beck tried to buy Al Gore's tv channel/operation, etc and the sellers refused. instead they sold out to Al Jazrea or whatever it is.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 21, 2024 04:31 PM (tT6L1)

337 By understanding DEI as a set of values critical to security, and therefore as an element of an effective nuclear security culture, stakeholders can explore how DEI can contribute to stronger security at nuclear facilities...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 21, 2024 04:25 PM (TGPs7)
***

Saw that earlier and started writing about it. (Got sidelined by lunch.)
Completely insane bullshit. Nair came from the
Stimson Institute which is a big $$$ hole for Soros.
You ever notice how all these assholes are "special assistants?" It's lime they are being forced onto the agency by the administration.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2024 04:32 PM (W/lyH)

338 Sinwar: "Oh and one last item. I'm a little embarrassed by it.

Israel: "Go on".

Sinwar: "You can't kill me...like ever. *shrugs shoulders*
Posted by: WisRich at August 21, 2024 04:29 PM (G0vdT)

Well, since Lord of the Rings is apparently right wing, they could just declare that "We promise that no Israeli, to a man, will kill you". Then send in the female Mossad.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 21, 2024 04:32 PM (lg881)

339 252 "Did you see Barack Hussein Obama last night? Take little shots. He was taking shots at your president and so was Michelle. You know, they always say:

'Sir, please stick to policy. Don't get personal.'

And yet they're getting personal all night long these people.

Do I still have to stick to policy?"

Trump knows the deal.
Posted by: blaster at August 21, 2024 04:07 PM (xhfG9)

Obama should have remembered the last time he tried to make it personal with Trump. It was at the White House Correspondents Dinner in 2015.

Trump got back at Barry in almost the same way Carrie got back at her classmates after that prom.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 21, 2024 04:32 PM (q07c5)

340 A video for the ghouls at Planned Parenthood:

https://bit.ly/4fV5kzR

Posted by: Half Dozen at August 21, 2024 04:32 PM (ppfCG)

341 Look at the missiles, they're all phallic symobols of the Patriarchy!!! Just like skyscrapers!!!321.

Posted by: Miss Nair, probably at August 21, 2024 04:33 PM (lg881)

342 I've reached the end of my patience with "Democrats mistreat the Jews" stories. If Jews want better treatment, they can walk off the plantation, a task that's easier for them to accomplish than Blacks given that the Jewish political split is already around 70/30. If they won't there's very little I can do for them. I can't save them from themselves. This is hardly a special Hewbrews-only rule. It's the same rule that applies to anyone else (blacks, Asians, whomever).

Posted by: Physician Heal Thyself at August 21, 2024 04:33 PM (i5iKV)

343 Seriously he really blew up that toilet.

Posted by: Mossad at August 21, 2024 04:34 PM (Y8lzz)

344 196 Sinwar deserves the North Korea treatment.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2024 03:55 PM

--

dialed-in artillery or starving dogs. I say starving dogs.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 21, 2024 04:34 PM (wzAuc)

345
btw, anyone see Matt Walsh trolling the DNC in a Halloween-worthy getup as a White Dude for Kamala? (re-posting from late last nite)

He video-bombed an interview of Chuck Schumer by some familiar MSM twinkie whose name I don't know. A sly Xeeter called him "a reformed man on a mission."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 21, 2024 04:34 PM (I87yH)

346 Well, since Lord of the Rings is apparently right wing, they could just declare that "We promise that no Israeli, to a man, will kill you". Then send in the female Mossad.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 21, 2024 04:32 PM (lg881)

Fucking Mossad Fembots. Brutal.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 21, 2024 04:34 PM (Aoykm)

347 (Got sidelined by lunch.)
Posted by: Diogenes

"Hey, you, give us the money your mom gave you to eat me, or I let this breakfast guy have it."
-- Lunch

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 21, 2024 04:34 PM (v6JzV)

348 Obama has a huge grudge against PDT. Remember, Obama said, flat out, Donald Trump will never be president and then pantomimed dropping a mic..to much laughter.

Obama loathes PDT because PDT proved him wrong, publicly, in so many ways, but, that moment probably really sticks in Barry's mind.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 21, 2024 04:35 PM (tT6L1)

349 If we paint the H-bomb pink with glitter can we glass Iran?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 21, 2024 04:35 PM (rll/6)

350 >>> 336 A conservative buying something like a mag sounds great, until you realize sometimes the seller won't sell.

For instance, I believe Glenn Beck tried to buy Al Gore's tv channel/operation, etc and the sellers refused. instead they sold out to Al Jazrea or whatever it is.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 21, 2024 04:31 PM (tT6L1)

*cough*

St Louis Rams

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at August 21, 2024 04:35 PM (FnneF)

351 *In not too distant future

"Did you hear that Sinwar's secret boyfriend killed him in his sleep ??! Lover's quarrel...

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2024 04:36 PM (V13WU)

352 Nood

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2024 04:37 PM (i24o9)

353
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: A woman just fainted in the stands at the Trump rally, and Trump walked out from behind the protective glass to make sure she was ok

He gave her a hug as EMTs brought her out...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 21, 2024 04:37 PM (TGPs7)

354 runner, Arafat's lover killed him with aids.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 21, 2024 04:37 PM (3OQQc)

355 The biggest problem the commies have here is so many guns. This is why they want to take them away. Also, military vets with specialized training. Such as how to build munitions from commonly available materials. And I ain't talking about black power, I mean C4 and TNT. I actually know some guys like this, and they aren't bearded militia types.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 21, 2024 04:37 PM (pohLc)

356 Fucking Mossad Fembots. Brutal.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 21, 2024 04:34 PM (Aoykm)

I've been to Israel and have seen some of the "ladies of the IDF". I ~~fantasize~~ imagine the Mossad ones to be even hotter (and of course deadlier).

Posted by: Miss Nair, probably at August 21, 2024 04:38 PM (lg881)

357 Guy who forgot to add extra pickles to her burger.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 21, 2024 04:31 PM (i24o9)

Tough but fair.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 21, 2024 04:39 PM (FfSAJ)

358 160 If Jews march, it would be inflammatory. If pro-Palestinians march, charge, burn, destroy, threaten -- that's just free speech.
Posted by: red speck at August 21, 2024 03:51 PM (0Id0S)

"Look what you made me do!!"

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at August 21, 2024 04:46 PM (qKYfj)

359 Jack Poso 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: A woman just fainted in the stands at the Trump rally, and Trump walked out from behind the protective glass to make sure she was ok

He gave her a hug as EMTs brought her out...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 21, 2024 04:37 PM (TGPs7)

Oh my G-d that I don't believe in, that was so staged. And the irony of it, right after they claimed that the Dems are faking restaurant stop-ins!

We need to make this viral. Trumpf is so fake. This is worse than the fake assination attempt!

Posted by: Probably what our intrepid DU guy is going to post at August 21, 2024 04:47 PM (lg881)

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Posted by: Drew in MO at August 21, 2024 06:15 PM (bVrJU)

363 Pretty sure Democratic Jews would not act like White Trump supporters. A lot of the Antifa was Jewish.

I remember seeing the Jews at the tunnel thing, and the video of their behavior was not pleasant at all.

Is the DNC being unjust vs. Hamas? Yes, of course. Do I support the DNC? Yes, I do.

A lot of those Democratic Jews worked very hard to get Hamas people into America. I CERTAINLY don't want Muzzies in America, but those D-Jews would call me all sorts of bad names. So maybe a taste of reality will get them to reevaluate their political tactics.

Doubtful, but hey, lay down with dogs, get up with fleas.

Or the D-Jews get right with God, and with Reality, and start supporting kicking out Mozzies from America.

Posted by: Eric2 at August 21, 2024 06:39 PM (q7Vou)

364 IMPORTANT TO KNOW:

These are largely well-funded Obama/Soros protestors, bussed in on tour busses and given the highest levels of riot permits. For example, no one is permitted to armed near them, even highly-credentialed security.

That means THEY ARE BACKED BY THE ESTABLISHMENT.

Despite their harsh words for Biden and Harris, these are Barry’s own HAMAS BOYFRIENDS. They are playing a Good Cop/Bad Cop Game. Obama/Soros is using them to push the pro-Terror anti-Israel line while giving lip service to supporting Israel publicly.

el Jefe is trying to shift the Overton Window to his own Judenhass, to make everyone think America is now pro-Terrorist like he is.

Commie Pys-Ops in the service of satan.

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