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Kamala Is Planning to Throw Joe Biden Under the Bus; A Kamala Surrogate Says She Won't Bother Explaining Her Policies, But Will Rely Instead on the Independent News Media to Sell Her Policies For Her
Axios reported Wednesday that Harris "is hoping to distance herself" from Biden on the economy and other issues on which voters view him unfavorably. Earlier this week, for example, Harris vowed that reducing inflation would be "a day one priority" if elected. (Fact check: She has been in office for more than 1,300 days.) ... Harris will propose government controls on food prices by banning "corporate price gouging." Many experts have denounced the proposal as nonsensical and unserious, an example of blatant political pandering in order to distance herself from the Biden administration's abysmal record on inflation. Meanwhile, some journalists who should know better have sought to assist the Harris campaign by treating it as a serious proposal worthy of consideration. (Fact check: It is not.) Others, including pro-Harris commentator Josh Barro, have argued that the candidate's endorsement of "dumb populist economic policies" was a sign that Harris is "focused on winning." ... If journalists ever decide to hold Harris accountable for her words and actions, she might struggle to articulate a coherent economic message while distancing herself from the administration in which she served and was reportedly the "last person in the room" on every important policy decision President Joe Biden made since 2021.
Cutting herself free of Biden is going to be difficult -- because Biden and his staffers won't let her. They're wrapping the Biden record of failure and chaos around Kamala's drunken turkeyneck.
[A]s Kamala Harris and her handlers try to cover up her record and recreate her into something she's not going into the fall campaign season, one thing she can't run away from is the fact that she's tied to Joe Biden's record, for better or for worse. This is something that was explained, inadvertently, by Biden White House communications director Ben LaBolt, who admitted in a Monday DNC kickoff interview on MSNBC's "Morning Joe" that Kamala Harris "has been the governing partner for every key decision that the president has made in his term in office."
White House Comms Director Ben LaBolt: "Vice President Harris has been the governing partner for every key decision that the president has made in his term in office."
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) August 19, 2024
In case you were still wondering if Kamala owns the broken economy, broken border, and broken world. pic.twitter.com/QbsEto3D2U
Ron Klain, former chief of staff for President Joe Biden, admitted in an interview with the New York Times that Kamala Harris failed in her role as vice president. Klain acknowledged that despite the administration being "united behind the idea she should be successful," they "just didn't find the path to do it." Key Details: In the interview, Klain discussed the administration's struggles with managing critical issues, including the Afghanistan withdrawal and border security, where Harris was deeply involved. He admitted that the administration faced significant challenges but could not guide Harris to success. Klain emphasized that the team was committed to Harris's success but ultimately could not find the right path. "We were all united behind the idea she should be successful. We just didn't find the path to do it," he said. Jeffrey Zients, Biden's current chief of staff, echoed Klain's sentiments, stating that Harris was deeply involved in the administration's decisions from the start, but the outcomes were not as they had hoped.The Democrat Party has so much faith in Kamala that they're praising her refusal to answer questions, and saying the quiet part out loud -- Kamala doesn't need to talk up her policies, because the Marxist Media will do that for her.
In fact, I think Vice President Harris has been incredibly brave to roll out an ambitions economic agenda, because we all know how this works. The more details you share, the more your policies are going to get picked apart. But she's saying, I trust the American people, I trust the journalists to explain these policies and our values to folks. And I think when that happens, that will be successful for Democrats.
Kamala surrogate says that she doesn’t need to release details of her policy proposals because “they can be picked apart” and that instead she “trusts journalists” to explain them to people.
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) August 19, 2024
pic.twitter.com/fG1SInlMlH
I can't transcribe it because it's incoherent, but it's something about earned income child tax credits and some magical theory about how things pay for themselves. Also, her plan will somehow reduce child poverty by 50 percent. You could probably create a drinking game from these answers since I never knew that the phrase "return on investment" could be mentioned so many times in roughly 60 seconds:
🚨Kamala finally took questions from the press.
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) August 18, 2024
It went exactly as you would expect.
It’s easy to see why they don’t let her do this.
pic.twitter.com/bkIu1zXr0L
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 19, 2024 05:00 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 19, 2024 05:01 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 19, 2024 05:01 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 05:03 PM (H7MhK)
I heard that this full moon was gonna be cahRAYzy and oh it is!
Gonna read the content.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 19, 2024 05:03 PM (w6EFb)
Kamala surrogate says that she doesn’t need to release details of her policy proposals because “they can be picked apart”
These people are nothing short of retarded.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 05:04 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2024 05:04 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2024 05:04 PM (Q4IgG)
If I were Trump, I'd make every ad some combo of Biden/Harris tied at the hip.
Posted by: Blago at August 19, 2024 05:04 PM (wMRY8)
Maybe there's even something pre-recorded to play when he goes insane.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 19, 2024 05:05 PM (FfSAJ)
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 05:05 PM (PRqXW)
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 05:05 PM (H7MhK)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2024 05:05 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Stateless at August 19, 2024 05:05 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 19, 2024 05:06 PM (Rx2W7)
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Me either.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 05:06 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 05:06 PM (7BhDo)
Heh... Heh heh. HAHAHAHAHA...*wheeze* HAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 05:06 PM (xCA6C)
🚨You ready for some really good news?
Trump’s 2024 YouGov polling numbers are blowing his YouGov 2020 numbers *out of the water*🔥
Hispanic: 32% in 2020 -> now 41% in 2024
Black: 9% -> 17% (almost double!)
Men: 44% -> 54%
Women: 37% -> 44%
Seniors: 45% -> 57%
Even with Biden getting “the most votes in history” (LOL🤬 ), he only squeaked by in the Electoral College by less than 50,000 votes across 3 states
Even if Kamala improves her YouGov numbers by 30% between now and election day (I’d argue her numbers will actually go down after the debates), she’s still getting blown out in the Electoral College
Proof is in the numbers and it’s looking like a Trump landslide
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 05:06 PM (c39uV)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2024 05:05 PM (IyPmt)
a bunch of lefty interns
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 19, 2024 05:07 PM (ZtyUu)
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:07 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2024 05:07 PM (dTTBf)
Mount Rushmore is in Chicago?
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 05:05 PM (H7MhK)
Um Mount Flushmore..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 05:07 PM (7BhDo)
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All you have to do is LOOK AT THE FACES of the 3 principals behind her to see how well she is doing.
Nobody is glowing like she's nailing it.
And she's acting, somewhat, like she's nailing it.
Also, "They write it off, Jerry" vibes as well.
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 05:07 PM (krQz2)
Wait so is Joe Biden back in the race?
"President Biden, Vice President Harris, and Democrats are running to finish the job." - from the final 2024 Democrat platform.
Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom
Democrats didn't even bother to update their platform to remove the DOZEN mentions of a Biden "second term."
Zero daylight between Biden and Kamala
Greg Price @greg_price11
The official DNC platform has been released and it makes at least five mentions of “Biden’s second term.”
Tough look for the Democrat copy editors.
Greg Price @greg_price11
I just went through and counted.
"Biden's second term" is mentioned in the DNC platform a total of 19 times.
https://tinyurl.com/3nj2n6ab
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 05:08 PM (c39uV)
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 05:08 PM (UQoZh)
Posted by: nckate at August 19, 2024 05:08 PM (4bYb7)
So "fix everything we fucked up in the last four years" isn't a policy?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 05:08 PM (TcVeV)
Pfft. Until KJP, Interlocutus of Our Precious Democracy says it, it's just that smell wafting by.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 05:09 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 19, 2024 05:09 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 05:09 PM (krQz2)
If you want to tie Harris to Biden's economy....there's a a gift. I'd make Sperling famous....and not in a good way.
Posted by: Fat Ass Nadler at August 19, 2024 05:09 PM (dIske)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 05:09 PM (7BhDo)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2024 05:09 PM (Q4IgG)
Thank you!
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 05:05 PM (PRqXW)
Investment - 0.
Return on Investment - 0.
That's 0/0 or 100 percent as the zeros cancel.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 05:09 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: It's me donna
To find out we would have to have some kind of politically relevant organization that could press the White House for answers. It would have to be massive ... something on the order of Grand Old Party.
Anyway...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 19, 2024 05:09 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:07 PM (vFG9F)
Last run in the dog park, then trip to the vet?
Because that what this sounds like.
Posted by: sal at August 19, 2024 05:10 PM (0w7qT)
Posted by: andycanuck"
Gentlemen. It's a little early to start cleaning each other's carpet. Everyone still has to go vote!
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:10 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 05:10 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 05:10 PM (UQoZh)
Posted by: Braenyard, watching Nancy Pelosi's shadow at August 19, 2024 05:10 PM (yEg6H)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2024 05:11 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 05:11 PM (7BhDo)
CAUGHT: The Kamala Doritos thing at Sheetz was so fake they filmed it twice, once with Doug, once with Tim
Notice on the ‘official’ clip Tim ‘finds’ her a bag but she’s already holding one. She forgot to put it down
Totally scripted
Follow @still_boneless who put this together!
https://tinyurl.com/3p4audvs
28 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 05:11 PM (c39uV)
Noted Economist Nancy Pelosi will have you know that every Dollar spent on Welfare comes back to the Treasury sevenfold.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 05:11 PM (UQoZh)
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2024 05:11 PM (bS+DD)
Because that what this sounds like.
Posted by: sal at August 19, 2024 05:10 PM (0w7qT)
If he was not such an awful person, I would feel sorry for him. but as it is, I hope they pile on the humiliation.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 19, 2024 05:12 PM (ZtyUu)
Every time I hear the term "for the people", I'm thinking that they're a philthy commie
The other thing I think of is my poly sci classes, that always had this well-dressed but self-importantly stupid brunette with amazing tits. Mostly I think about how I could never get her to bang me.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 19, 2024 05:12 PM (y9nCu)
BREAKING: Kamala Harris’ campaign X account caught sharing video of Trump’s rally in Montana from *2 hours* earlier in the day, claiming it was the live footage.
I’ve never seen a campaign lie so blatantly in my life.
Shortly before Trump’s rally started, Kamala HQ shared the footage below.
A time stamp shows the video was taken at 7:36pm Eastern time.
Live footage from 9:35 eastern time shows a packed arena.
This is just one of the many deceptive posts the account has made in the past few weeks.
Despicable.
https://tinyurl.com/3f6h4xev
9 seconds; split-screen.
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 05:12 PM (c39uV)
Posted by: nckate
Still encouraging they are not writing anything off.
Posted by: Blago at August 19, 2024 05:12 PM (wMRY8)
They went DIGITAL!
Yep. The American dollar is now like Bitcoin, but without the pesky need to mine the coins or limit their number.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 05:12 PM (TcVeV)
Posted by: It's me donna
WEF, the Administrative State, IC, UN, etc., you know, the same bunch that has been ruling us for decades.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 19, 2024 05:12 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 19, 2024 05:12 PM (ejqPV)
So "fix everything we fucked up in the last four years" isn't a policy?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19
I still say a campaign platform stating they are going to return things to the place it was when your opponent was in charge is a very strange place to be.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 05:12 PM (PRqXW)
Totally scripted
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 05:11 PM (c39uV)
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They did not set her up for success, by yanking that bag away from her prior to the shot.
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 05:13 PM (krQz2)
Because that what this sounds like.
Maybe a stop by DQ for a Doggie Cone?
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 05:13 PM (UQoZh)
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:13 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2024 05:09 PM (Q4IgG)
Come on, its not like anything important is going on... I mean, no war in the Middle East! and we don't have our Tanks facing off with the Russians in Europe... its not like there are American Hostages taken by terrorists or something!
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2024 05:13 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 05:13 PM (PRqXW)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 19, 2024 05:13 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: W.C. Harris at August 19, 2024 05:14 PM (UprOq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 05:14 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2024 05:14 PM (Y7ceS)
It's mystifying to me that the GOP doesn't go after the media right now. If the MSM are working for Kamala, then the GOP should be attacking them.
They covered up Biden's mental infirmities for four years, only to panic when the debate showed him for the defective that he is. They knew that Biden was a crook, taking money from foreign entities for years. They knew that Hunter's laptop was real all along.
There's no reason why the GOP can't attack their credibility now, to undermine their attacks on Trump and neuter their power*.
*unless, of course, they really don't want Trump to win.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2024 05:14 PM (j+yiP)
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 05:14 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Orson at August 19, 2024 05:14 PM (dIske)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 05:15 PM (7BhDo)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 05:15 PM (v6JzV)
Take a look at how much money Obama spent to Not Do The Same Thing.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 05:15 PM (UQoZh)
Whitmer argued that people were 'reading too much into' her price-fixing proposal !!!
Video of the charming and attractive Gretchen explaining the positivtivity of Kamala Harris' communist plans.
https://tinyurl.com/5deae963
Posted by: Braenyard, watching Nancy Pelosi's shadow at August 19, 2024 05:15 PM (yEg6H)
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:13 PM (vFG9F)
To be fair, you have to dig deep to find an accomplishment in Kamala's career.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 05:15 PM (TcVeV)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 19, 2024 05:15 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2024 05:15 PM (bS+DD)
Posted by: Stateless at August 19, 2024 05:15 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 19, 2024 05:15 PM (dDSBl)
Posted by: W.C. Harris at August 19, 2024 05:16 PM (UprOq)
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 05:11 PM (c39uV)
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Fake News.
*Doug* is already holding the bag.
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 05:16 PM (krQz2)
Biden is completely cooked. Totally gone. Out to lunch. Nobody's home.
Kamala perpetuated a massive coverup of Biden's obvious decline for years — and she MUST answer for it.
https://tinyurl.com/3jr4httj
15 seconds; just visual without Joe speaking.
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 05:16 PM (c39uV)
Posted by: Blago
Also, running for POTUS, the top job in the land, you need to interview repeatedly with your employer. She needs to do interviews and press conferences to sell her policies to her employer who are the American public. She refuses to do that and I would like to see the Trump campaign to keep the pressure up and keep hammering this. She is nothing and has nothing except the sycophants in the press and the Dem party to try and drag her across the line.
Posted by: Cheri at August 19, 2024 05:16 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Orson at August 19, 2024 05:14 PM (dIske)
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I want the big ol' vaudeville hook.
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2024 05:16 PM (bS+DD)
Say what you will about Newsom but he did deliver $20 camping tents to the homeless at a cost of just $120,000 a copy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 05:17 PM (TcVeV)
Since Kamala drank everything flammable in the vicinity, probably won't happen
Posted by: gKWVE at August 19, 2024 05:17 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 05:17 PM (7BhDo)
That never made sense to me.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 19, 2024 05:17 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: W.C. Harris at August 19, 2024 05:14 PM (UprOq)
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And if you can't do that--we've got it from here.
Posted by: Mass Media at August 19, 2024 05:18 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 19, 2024 05:18 PM (vsXBg)
*unless, of course, they really don't want Trump to win.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2024 05:14 PM (j+yiP)
Nobody believes in the credibility of the media. The occasional smartass remark in public does for now if anyone has forgotten. The Biden senility scandal is on their head since their only defense is that they missed it for 4 years.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 05:18 PM (n7h9X)
See what's going on here?
Tabula Rasa
They're trying to re-create the 2008 obama "blank slate" candidacy. obama was whoever you wanted him to be -- leftist, moderate, black, half-black, pro-homo, anti-homo, etc.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 05:18 PM (h0F3f)
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2024 05:18 PM (PCK5/)
Despicable.
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Trump's team needs to do likewise. There's no "high road" in this 'election.'
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2024 05:18 PM (Q4IgG)
Who's running this Country
Posted by: It's me donna
Otto Pilot
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 05:14 PM (63Dwl)
Nah....
Posted by: D. P. State at August 19, 2024 05:18 PM (xaFKb)
He can get the coveted HAMAS Vote by strapping a Suicide Vest on for his speech tonight.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 05:18 PM (UQoZh)
But, Biden is and always has been too much of a little bitch to try a high stakes move like that.
Soooo, enjoy your fake gold watch, Gramps.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2024 05:19 PM (eDfFs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2024 05:19 PM (YqDXo)
anyway
this is a true story
Scranton
any time he whispers
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 05:20 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2024 05:15 PM (bS+DD)
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I can't recall her drinking, but I commented upstairs back then everyone had 2 glasses of wine at lunch. There were some political meetings in bars...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 05:20 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2024 05:18 PM (Q4IgG)
McCain's still dead right?
Good. Just checking....
Posted by: Stateless at August 19, 2024 05:20 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2024 05:16 PM (bS+DD)
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And "Sandman" from the Apollo to come and "sweep" them off the stage.
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 05:20 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Orson at August 19, 2024 05:20 PM (dIske)
doesn't that mean she has to explain them to the journalists?
sounds like it's turtles all the way down.
Posted by: anachronda at August 19, 2024 05:20 PM (oY6Yp)
Say what you will about Newsom but he did deliver $20 camping tents to the homeless at a cost of just $120,000 a copy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 05:17 PM (TcVeV)
Not likely any got to homeless. The state legislature made shoplifting a non-crime so the homeless just stole the tents from stores. I live here.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 05:20 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2024 05:21 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 05:20 PM (JvZF+)
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And of course, I realize that was quite a few years back and a lot can change.
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2024 05:21 PM (bS+DD)
Posted by: Willie Brown at August 19, 2024 05:21 PM (UQoZh)
________________
"All the bad shit? That was Joe's doing. All the good shit - which I can't recall offhand - that was my doing."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2024 05:21 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: W.C. Harris at August 19, 2024 05:22 PM (UprOq)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2024 05:22 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: plate o'shrimp at August 19, 2024 05:22 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 05:22 PM (/7KEl)
This little disagreement over who controls Philippine waters is escalating.
Video
Aug 19, 2024 #News #china #philppines
The Philippines and China accused each other of ramming vessels and performing dangerous maneuvers in the South China Sea, the latest flare-up after the two nations agreed last month to try to manage disagreements at sea.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-h5k2dWej4
Posted by: Braenyard, watching Nancy Pelosi's shadow at August 19, 2024 05:22 PM (yEg6H)
Really wish I had kept that bottle.
Posted by: Les Nessman at August 19, 2024 05:22 PM (Ad8y9)
Good. Just checking....
Posted by: Stateless at August 19, 2024 05:20 PM (jvJvP)
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Really rude of you to bring that up while his funeral tour is still going on.
Posted by: bluebell at August 19, 2024 05:23 PM (bS+DD)
There's an update on that...
looking like Merchan may cuck out on the Dems.
Robert Gouveia / Watching the Watchers on Youtube will probably be covering that in about 35-40 minutes.
Posted by: Willie Brown at August 19, 2024 05:23 PM (UQoZh)
Posted by: Zombie Joe Biden at August 19, 2024 05:23 PM (hCzfy)
Yes you will spend the rest of your life behind bars. Look at the Black Panthers who were willing to pay the price... Thats what is takes. Don't spout hero bullshit. this is the I got mine fuck you independent club . Your flag is shitty toilet paper lmao
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 05:23 PM (7BhDo)
Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2024 05:21 PM (1bNHn)
it wasn't the Press press that printed all those ballots. Their power has waned.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 05:23 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 19, 2024 05:24 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: W.C. Harris at August 19, 2024 05:24 PM (UprOq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Icky Weirdo at August 19, 2024 05:24 PM (Ad8y9)
If Biden did that every channel would have a copy of Ashley Biden's diary and the audio of Biden doing the quid pro quo in Ukraine and would blast it 24-7 until he withdrew...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2024 05:24 PM (oZhjI)
By the way, Trump is now behind Tipsy in NC, making NC the new home of suburban wine moms.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 19, 2024 05:24 PM (Y3swt)
He's not officially dead until the funeral is over and they bury him.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 05:24 PM (UQoZh)
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:13 PM (vFG9F)
Aha! So that's why I got onion rings instead of fries?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 19, 2024 05:25 PM (xl/qI)
https://tinyurl.com/y3pjkkyr
This is not the "story" we've been told thus far. "Crooks" (I should say the "designated shooter") was supposedly on his stomach on the roof. How did he "fall" when shot at by Butler County SWAT and then reappear?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 19, 2024 05:25 PM (w6EFb)
🚨#BREAKING: President Joe Biden and Jill Biden will not be attending Kamala’s nomination speech and plan to leave Democrat national convention after his farewell address later today
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 05:25 PM (c39uV)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2024 05:19 PM (YqDXo)
As commander-in-chief, his last dinner should serve duck.
Posted by: "D.D." at August 19, 2024 05:25 PM (gKWVE)
https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1825643625696604203
Remember when characters like this were only in post-apocalyptic fiction?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2024 05:25 PM (oZhjI)
Not likely any got to homeless. The state legislature made shoplifting a non-crime so the homeless just stole the tents from stores. I live here.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 05:20 PM (n7h9X)
Did you see the the big tent sale at REI?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 19, 2024 05:25 PM (y9nCu)
Hermann Göring hero's goodbye at Nuremberg.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2024 05:26 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Kamala "Braveheart" Harris at August 19, 2024 05:26 PM (TcVeV)
Posted by: LASue at August 19, 2024 05:26 PM (llS7k)
Which one of them is going to plant the upper-decker in the main toilet?
Posted by: gKWVE at August 19, 2024 05:26 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 19, 2024 05:27 PM (B9Prs)
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 05:27 PM (/7KEl)
https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1825643625696604203
Remember when characters like this were only in post-apocalyptic fiction?
Posted by: 18-1
Could be an actor candidate in the new Mad Max movie?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2024 05:27 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 05:27 PM (/7KEl)
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The destruction of Western Civilization?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 19, 2024 05:28 PM (VdhcA)
Swan song then funeral pyre?
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:07 PM (vFG9F)
Joe was installed as the Democrat nominee in 2020 by the Democrat Big Dogs. By forcing-out every other candidate, one way or another. He was removed as nominee in 2024 and Kamala installed in his place by the same Big Dogs. That's life in the Democrat Fast Lane, Joe, you slimy low-life. There will be more fake cheering for Joe tonight than there was for Stalin at the Annual Soviet Communist Party meetings in the 1930s. Because no one ever liked Joe Biden the Politician or Joe Biden the Legend In His Own Mind Man from Scranton. Joe can't disappear fast enough for me.
Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2024 05:28 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 19, 2024 05:24 PM (Y3swt)
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Democrats' Hero's Welcome = "Baby Killer!"
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 05:28 PM (krQz2)
According to the news, after Joe's speech, the delegates are-
going to dress Biden in a bear suit, stuff him into a giant wooden statue of a man and set it on fire,
all the while dancing and having an orgy at its feet.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2024 05:28 PM (eDfFs)
Maybe the campaign shouldn't have picked a chain the Biden/Harris administration is suing for discrimination.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 05:29 PM (LkLld)
https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1825643625696604203
Remember when characters like this were only in post-apocalyptic fiction?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2024 05:25 PM (oZhjI)
Just showing that a dude can outdo women in most any task outside the family unit.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 05:29 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: W.C. Harris
Almost worked, but the meddling kids, you know, smelled so good.
Posted by: Zombie Joe Biden at August 19, 2024 05:29 PM (hCzfy)
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 05:27 PM (/7KEl)
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The destruction of Western Civilization?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 19, 2024 05:28 PM (VdhcA)
Creating generational wealth for the Biden clan?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 05:30 PM (TcVeV)
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2024 05:30 PM (PCK5/)
Thank you!
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 05:05 PM (PRqXW)
Investment - 0.
Return on Investment - 0.
That's 0/0 or 100 percent as the zeros cancel.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 05:09 PM
Dude. When you divide by zero, the answer is infinite.
This just shows that Kumahla understands math better than we do.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 05:30 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 19, 2024 05:30 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 05:30 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: tubal
Much more especially in the minority community. Seals his street cred.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2024 05:31 PM (/U5Yz)
The more that the Unjustness / Unfairness is highlighted, the better Trump will do.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 05:31 PM (UQoZh)
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 05:25 PM (c39uV)
And why are there U-Hauls at the White House?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 19, 2024 05:32 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 05:30 PM (t/2Uw)
Water's rising in the hold. Better unass this ship, pronto!
Posted by: The Rats at August 19, 2024 05:32 PM (xl/qI)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 19, 2024 05:32 PM (w6EFb)
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That's how you move classified material, silly!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 19, 2024 05:32 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: tubal
Much more especially in the minority community. Seals his street cred.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2024 05:31 PM (/U5Yz)
149 >>Trump in prison, or out on appeal… less votes… or more??
The more that the Unjustness / Unfairness is highlighted, the better Trump will do.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 05:31 PM (UQoZh)
Kind of my thought…
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2024 05:32 PM (PCK5/)
Not to be a pedant (but yeah, I'm a pedant), half the Roman aristocracy fled in panic when Caesar approached Rome after conquering Gaul. Sleepy Joe elicits no such response.
Posted by: GPQuartano at August 19, 2024 05:33 PM (XFFWZ)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 19, 2024 05:33 PM (2NHgQ)
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"From each according to their skin color to each according to their pronouns" and "Four legs good, two legs bad."
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 05:33 PM (NNebx)
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 05:33 PM (14URa)
Better count the silverware and presidential toilet paper rolls.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2024 05:33 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 05:33 PM (t/2Uw)
Biden is a menace.
He's everything wrong with Washington. He's the poster child for the "we need term limits" movement.
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 19, 2024 05:33 PM (pZ0Mr)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 19, 2024 05:34 PM (Y3swt)
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 05:33 PM (14URa)
Eh, MSNBC, YES?
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2024 05:34 PM (PCK5/)
Sweet.
It'll be like the remote controlled vibrator is made of razor blades...
Posted by: Stateless at August 19, 2024 05:34 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 05:34 PM (V13WU)
I have a hard time believing even Democrats are scummy enough to make the POTUS move with a Uhaul.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 05:34 PM (LkLld)
BREAKING: Trump leads Harris by 4% (49%-45%) nationally, according to a new Rasmussen poll.
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 05:34 PM (c39uV)
https://x.com/dixidarlen/status/1825645394925334977
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 19, 2024 05:34 PM (s3qiR)
Coming from a prosecutor means 'Ya got me by the balls so I relinquish my accusations to the will of the court'.
Manhattan DA Defers to Judge on Delaying Trump’s Sentencing Date:
Prosecutors wrote in their letter: “Given the defense’s newly-stated position, we defer to the Court on whether an adjournment is warranted to allow for orderly appellate litigation of that question, or to reduce the risk of a disruptive stay from an appellate court pending consideration of that question.
“The People are prepared to appear for sentencing on any future date the Court sets.”
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 05:34 PM (7BhDo)
This just shows that Kumahla understands math better than we do.
Could we get Kamala working on black holes and quantum foam? We seem to need some top shelf talent in those areas.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 05:35 PM (xCA6C)
This just shows that Kumahla understands math better than we do.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 05:30 PM (a3Q+t)
close, it is indefinite. Or illegal once you allow div 0, any math statement can be turned into anything. you can do operations on infinite serieses, there are distinct classes of infinities that are 'bigger' since they can not be put in one to one correspondence with the infinities of numbers without leaving lots of numbers out.
For example, you can prove that the infinity of integers are smaller than integers and fractions.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 05:35 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 05:35 PM (UQoZh)
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 05:33 PM (14URa)
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Irony and/or sarcasm doesn't always come across well in print.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 19, 2024 05:35 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:35 PM (vFG9F)
pic.twitter.com/fG1SInlMlH
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) August 19, 2024
Translation: Kamala still won't study or listen to advisors enough to learn policy details and describe them to the press or the rubes. Her laziness and stupidity would cripple her candidacy if the press wasn't covering for her. Sure, they'll explain 'her' policies, after her staffers give them al the details she has no chance of comprehending. Even if she could remember them.
Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2024 05:35 PM (aBgBM)
🚨#BREAKING: President Joe Biden and Jill Biden will not be attending Kamala’s nomination speech and plan to leave Democrat national convention after his farewell address later today
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Related??
Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
U-Haul trucks spotted at the White House after Biden leaves for the DNC 👀
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 05:36 PM (c39uV)
*Angry Mitch McConnell enters the chat
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2024 05:36 PM (/U5Yz)
Nobody at 1600 Penn Ave uses U-Haul to move in or out.
It's more likely a Patriot Front staging for something going down in the capitol city later on. To draw attention from the DNC shit show.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2024 05:36 PM (Q4IgG)
What are we- chopped liver?
Posted by: Suburban Wine Moms at August 19, 2024 05:37 PM (Y3swt)
Posted by: JTSmith at August 19, 2024 05:37 PM (FxdZx)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 19, 2024 05:37 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 19, 2024 05:37 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: "D.D." at August 19, 2024 05:25 PM (gKWVE)
______________
I think Kamala has had any number of dishonorable discharges from her nether regions.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2024 05:37 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) "
Twerking demons would not be out of place.
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:37 PM (vFG9F)
For example, you can prove that the infinity of integers are smaller than integers and fractions.
Ah, the recrudescence of Amish Dude.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 05:37 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
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That's how you move classified material, silly!
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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The Corvette is in Delaware!
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 05:37 PM (c39uV)
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aw....
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 05:38 PM (V13WU)
That could be pretty difficult after the SC's ruling on presidential immunity.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 05:38 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 05:33 PM (14URa)
Fa fa fa fa fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa!!!
Posted by: David Byrne Tonight on this thread only! at August 19, 2024 05:38 PM (eDfFs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Dude! It's dinner time!
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 05:38 PM (xCA6C)
Another fun fact: after my brethren reefed their ill-conceived, fucked up Commie ship of state, Smirnoff was in super high demand on the Russian market, because even though several domestic brands were better than that swill, anything American was perceived as high status.
The Russian government consequently spiked the tariffs to protect the domestic producers.
Not to be deterred, the Slavonaut gangsters in Brighton Beach found a workaround. They dyed large amounts of Smirnoff blue, and exported it to Russia as "windshield fluid." On the other end, they added something that neutralized the dye and turned it back to clear, and had a phony bottling plant to repackage it.
So, the product itself was genuine, but everything else about it was counterfeit and bootlegged.
It's the Adibas Lifestyle.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2024 05:38 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:39 PM (vFG9F)
U-Haul trucks spotted at the White House after Biden leaves for the DNC 👀
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 05:36 PM (c39uV)
________________
They're changing the locks on the White House as we type.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2024 05:39 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
1,132 cases of Tranquility Overnight Adult Diapers.
Posted by: Stateless at August 19, 2024 05:39 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 05:39 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 05:39 PM (a3Q+t)
DC Councilman Trayon White - infamous for claiming Jews control the weather - has been arrested on charges of taking $150,000 in bribes.
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 05:40 PM (c39uV)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2024 05:33 PM (/U5Yz)
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Check all the keyboards for missing letters.
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 05:40 PM (NNebx)
BREAKING: Trump leads Harris by 4% (49%-45%) nationally, according to a new Rasmussen poll.
Posted by: andycanuck
Rasmussen the only poll though showing Trump consistently ahead. Not that I believe the polling but it is hard to ignore the constant din. My hope is that this week will see the end of Harris's honeymoon when people actually see who she really is.And there will be debates. She is no better than Biden, in fact probably worse.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 05:40 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 05:40 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 05:35 PM (xCA6C)
Dark Matter and Dark Energy would be better. Nobody knows what they even are but the grant money keeps coming.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 05:40 PM (n7h9X)
https://x.com/dixidarlen/status/1825645394925334977
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 19, 2024 05:34 PM (s3qiR)
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Stop dragging my,
Stop dragging my,
Stop dragging my corpse around.
Posted by: Joe at August 19, 2024 05:40 PM (krQz2)
Also, Taco Bell isn't really Mexican!
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 05:39 PM
Next you're going to tell us that the Swedish Bikini Team isn't Swedish, but American?
Way to suck all the joy out of our lives.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 05:41 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 19, 2024 05:35 PM (VdhcA)
I was just trying to lure Ace into the comments with the frenchification. I love him long-time.
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 05:41 PM (14URa)
That could be pretty difficult after the SC's ruling on presidential immunity.
Posted by: JackStraw
I want to see the corrupt judges and state AGs that are harassing Trump given the civilian version of UCMJ Article 138. Capricious abuse of power to wrongfully punish a private citizen.
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 19, 2024 05:41 PM (MsrgL)
Depends on how many Margaritas she's had.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 05:41 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 05:42 PM (tT6L1)
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You get to choose the form of your feral government dividend payment: in rainbows; or in unicorns.
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 05:42 PM (NNebx)
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 05:41 PM (14URa)
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Alors, il commence.
Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ça commence. at August 19, 2024 05:42 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 19, 2024 05:42 PM (FfSAJ)
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 05:42 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 05:39 PM (a3Q+t)
Harry knows more about what the English populace wants than Parliament does.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 05:42 PM (n7h9X)
Way to suck all the joy out of our lives.
Yeah, well, I had a Gimlet, and I'm a mean drunk.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 05:42 PM (xCA6C)
Also, Taco Bell isn't really Mexican!
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 05:39 PM (xCA6C)
But, Smirnoff Taco Bell Taco-Flavored Vodka is the shizznizzle!!!
Posted by: Coconut Harris at August 19, 2024 05:42 PM (eDfFs)
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 05:42 PM (V13WU)
BREAKING: Antifa and far-left have torn down barricades at the DNC and are swarming in back the security fencing
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 05:43 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2024 05:43 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ça commence
This is one of the great inside jokes.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 05:43 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Oldcat
_________________
The average audiences for the evening newscasts of ABC, CBS and NBC remained relatively stable for all three networks, according to Comscore TV Essentials data.
All Big 3 had under 8 million for the evening news, each. So, that's 24 million believers out of an adult population of, what, 300 million adults.
https://tinyurl.com/mr3s3r74
pewresearch.org/ journalism/fact- sheet/ network-news/
Posted by: Braenyard, watching Nancy Pelosi's shadow at August 19, 2024 05:43 PM (yEg6H)
DC Councilman Trayon White - infamous for claiming Jews control the weather - has been arrested on charges of taking $150,000 in bribes.
Posted by: andycanuck
It was dem ebil weather joos what done did it. I is innocent.
Posted by: DC Councilman Trayon White at August 19, 2024 05:43 PM (MsrgL)
BREAKING: Antifa and far-left have torn down barricades at the DNC and are swarming in back the security fencing
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 05:43 PM (t/2Uw)
LMAO, go ferals, go.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2024 05:43 PM (i24o9)
@Julio_Rosas11 3m
🚨DNC protesters have torn down security fencing around the DNC and are getting closer to the United Center.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 19, 2024 05:44 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ça commence. at August 19, 2024 05:42 PM (VdhcA)
Mais oui! Zut alors!!
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 05:44 PM (14URa)
Nobody at 1600 Penn Ave uses U-Haul to move in or out.
nobody expects the
Posted by: anachronda at August 19, 2024 05:44 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 19, 2024 05:44 PM (a3Q+t)
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And the American populace wants him to go back and take his surly wife with him...what to do , what to do ...
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 05:44 PM (V13WU)
BREAKING: Antifa and far-left have torn down barricades at the DNC and are swarming in back the security fencing
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 05:43 PM (t/2Uw)
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Took them long enough.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 05:44 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 05:44 PM (7BhDo)
Posted by: JackStraw"
If the Dems win, they will destroy Trump.
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:44 PM (vFG9F)
Mr. Second Gentlemen looks like he's known all along how stupid his wife his, but now the whole world knows too.
Oh, and as I typed that I thought; second? Ha! More like sloppy 2000's.
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 19, 2024 05:44 PM (NMT5x)
🚨DNC protesters have torn down security fencing around the DNC and are getting closer to the United Center.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 19, 2024 05:44 PM (IG4Id)
awesome !
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 05:44 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ça commence. at August 19, 2024 05:42 PM (VdhcA)
Mais oui! Zut alors!!
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 05:44 PM (14URa)
Tu es tres droll!!
Posted by: tubal at August 19, 2024 05:44 PM (PCK5/)
Greek/Philadelphia lawyer language. Translation: she resides on the lower left portion of the IQ bell curve.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 19, 2024 05:45 PM (MMu89)
BREAKING: Antifa and far-left have torn down barricades at the DNC and are swarming in back the security fencing
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 05:43 PM (t/2Uw)
Mostly peaceful, though? Any fire yet? Because, if Chicago were to burn (again), that would be simply dreadful. And surely Trump's fault.
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 05:45 PM (14URa)
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 05:45 PM (V13WU)
BREAKING: Antifa and far-left have torn down barricades at the DNC and are swarming in back the security fencing
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 05:43 PM (t/2Uw)
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Took them long enough.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 05:44 PM
Booze and food on the other side..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 05:45 PM (7BhDo)
Posted by: Madonna at August 19, 2024 05:45 PM (a3Q+t)
Look. It's real simple. I've got a pie. I divide it zero times. I still have a whole pie.
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:45 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 05:29 PM (LkLld)
____________________________
Hahah...I remember that. The DOJ filed it the following Monday after Biden showed up at one in PA and no one paid attention to him.
Posted by: Orson at August 19, 2024 05:46 PM (dIske)
We’ll never know.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 19, 2024 05:46 PM (B9Prs)
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 05:46 PM (V13WU)
If the Dems win they will destroy us all.
The DNC's platform calls for citizenship with all benefits for all illegal aliens. If they win the country is over.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 05:46 PM (LkLld)
https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1825643625696604203
Remember when characters like this were only in post-apocalyptic fiction?
Posted by: 18-1
Obviously not some one conversant with the English language.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 19, 2024 05:46 PM (hB7mE)
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:45 PM (vFG9F)
And infinite pieces.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2024 05:46 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: DC Councilman Trayon White at August 19, 2024 05:43 PM (MsrgL)
_________________
Shouldn't that be "I BE innocent?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2024 05:46 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 05:46 PM (gXGVH)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 05:30 PM (t/2Uw)
Joe's shipping boxes of Top Secret files to his Wilmington garage, for reference by the ghost writer of Joe's autobiography of his Presidential term. In reality it will be a political revenge book and may never be printed if Obama, Pelosi, and other Dem Big Dogs have a say in the matter.
Also shipping the docs to the garage because no one will be dumb enough to fund a Presidential Library for Joe, so he'll have to set it up on his own, in the garage.
Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2024 05:46 PM (aBgBM)
Not to be deterred, the Slavonaut gangsters in Brighton Beach found a workaround. They dyed large amounts of Smirnoff blue, and exported it to Russia as "windshield fluid." On the other end, they added something that neutralized the dye and turned it back to clear, and had a phony bottling plant to repackage it.
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And going the other direction the Soviet Mig fighter was called "the flying restaurant" because pilots would report icing condition, get permission to deploy de-icers then not do it. The alcohol deicing fluid would then serve as the main feature in a drinking party once they landed.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 05:46 PM (n7h9X)
Look. It's real simple. I've got a pie. I divide it zero times. I still have a whole pie.
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:45 PM (vFG9F)
All these problems go away if we just take zero off of the number line.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 05:47 PM (WTFYU)
You are assuming that the Resident is the one who decided he was going to move out.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 05:47 PM (UQoZh)
You know that part where the axis is divided by a couple of squiggly lines to convey that the data point is so far out of bounds that they can't represent it without squashing all the other data into a small part? Yeah, that's Kamala.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 05:47 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: kamala! at August 19, 2024 05:47 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon "
No, just one piece. It's my pie.
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:47 PM (vFG9F)
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Sir, while you were out we packed your stuff !
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 05:47 PM (V13WU)
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Distilled in Arkansas.
Posted by: Braenyard, watching Nancy Pelosi's shadow at August 19, 2024 05:47 PM (yEg6H)
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She took the Econ classes AOC took.
We are governed by complete morons, and she will have u hungry and homeless a year after taking office.
This election is seriously f'd up.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 19, 2024 05:47 PM (IdOWm)
You say that like the End Times won't be filled with Fun Activities.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 05:48 PM (UQoZh)
BREAKING: Antifa and far-left have torn down barricades at the DNC and are swarming in back the security fencing
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
I can only hope they bring Molotov cocktails IEDs with them.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2024 05:48 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 05:47 PM (UQoZh)
Yeah, Nan and Chuck probably know a guy. Got 'em a good price.
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 05:48 PM (14URa)
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:45 PM (vFG9F)
And infinite pieces.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2024 05:46 PM (i24o9)
So we have had 1 div 0 = 0 and also 1. It is just illegal.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 05:48 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 19, 2024 05:48 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 05:42 PM (tT6L1)
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Would it not be awesome if -- at the convention -- he says he's not stepping away from the campaign, he goes all old man angry dementia Dark Brandon on DogEater / Killary / Kommie-la / et. al. for throwing him under the short-bus, and that he accepts the nomination?
Yeah, a man can dream ... can't he?
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 05:48 PM (vc9G+)
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 05:49 PM (V13WU)
FFS, I wouldn't trust them to valet park my Camry.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 19, 2024 05:49 PM (Gse2f)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 05:48 PM (n7h9X)
Great, now the pie is a stupid cat in a stupid box.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 05:49 PM (WTFYU)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 05:43 PM (t/2Uw)
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Took them long enough.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 05:44 PM
Not possible. The chicago police superintendent said this morning that protestors would not be allowed to commit violence in "his" city.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 19, 2024 05:49 PM (QNSds)
Yeah, a man can dream ... can't he?
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 05:48 PM (vc9G+)
My version involves him naming ALL the names involved in the coup and those taking foreign donations.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2024 05:49 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2024 05:49 PM (3OQQc)
data. Fuck them Follow and intercept the UHauls STAT. FOR REAL PUSSY'S
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 05:50 PM (7BhDo)
Just like the military service or anything else, it invites scrutiny, however.
"Funny you mention this. I have in the audience with me tonite, 3 of your former cow orkers from that time. They want to talk to you about the time you called in sick claiming your mother was dying, and you were seen at the Casino. They had to work double shifts back to back because of that."
Walz tried the "you can't criticize a veteran", and that's nonsense too. Does McDonalds keep employee service records?
How many times did Harris call in sick? Was she a dutiful employee? Same with Walz. Where are his performance evaluations? NCOER
FOIA, he should release those records, correct? Seems reasonable. Or get someone to leak them, because I guess that's OK now, due to past precedential presidents and tax returns.
What's good for the goose is good for the gander boys and girls.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 05:50 PM (o3xwr)
Yeah, a man can dream ... can't he?
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 05:48 PM (vc9G+)
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I think Joe's handlers fear that very thing which is why they're cutting his stay short. Remember, Joe never had much of a filter and it's pretty much nonexistent these days.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 05:50 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 05:49 PM
Actually, you can. Read the explainer I posted above.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 19, 2024 05:50 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 05:50 PM (14URa)
Thank you!
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 05:05 PM (PRqXW)
I would love an actual journalist to ask her that if government policies pay for themselves because of ROI, then why are our taxes so high and we have sky high inflation? Yeah yeah a guy can dream
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 19, 2024 05:50 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: FUGAZI at August 19, 2024 05:51 PM (UQoZh)
Yeah, a man can dream ... can't he?
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 05:48 PM (vc9G+)
I AM THE PRESIDENCY!
~ Darth Brandon channeling his Emperor Palpatine
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 05:51 PM (WTFYU)
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:51 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 05:45 PM (14URa)
Has to be a cow somewhere. I've seen democrats.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 05:51 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 19, 2024 05:50 PM (a3Q+t)
you are not supposed to ! it's infinity !!!
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 05:51 PM (V13WU)
BREAKING: Protesters have taken down fence at the security perimeter around the DNC in Chicago
https://tinyurl.com/zzyp2rkv
8 seconds; not very frisky
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 05:51 PM (c39uV)
__________________
All vodka ("little water") is just aqueous ethanol. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2024 05:51 PM (YqDXo)
But we can't survive a fourth Obama term. He has us on a Cloward-Pliven trajectory to ruin.
I thought the Deep State would know that they shouldn't kill their host if they want to thrive.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 19, 2024 05:51 PM (Gse2f)
Posted by: DC Councilman Trayon White at August 19, 2024 05:43 PM (MsrgL)
AoS Style Guide says, "I BE innocent."
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at August 19, 2024 05:52 PM (jpjFa)
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:51 PM (vFG9F)
The pie crust is too tough for nothing can cut it.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 05:52 PM (n7h9X)
BREAKING: Protesters have breached the barrier surrounding the DNC
https://tinyurl.com/26nsfb8e
25 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 05:52 PM (c39uV)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 19, 2024 05:49 PM (QNSds)
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Rank and file PD probably said, "Sure and you're going to back us when we're hauled into court because some skinny soi boi broke a fingernail when we tried to arrest him?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 05:52 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 05:53 PM (7BhDo)
Not possible. The chicago police superintendent said this morning that protestors would not be allowed to commit violence in "his" city.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 19, 2024 05:49 PM (QNSds)
It's like Richard Daley redux! It's gonna be lit!!!
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 05:53 PM (14URa)
https://tinyurl.com/4nunwmcu
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 05:53 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 19, 2024 05:53 PM (dDSBl)
BREAKING: Trump leads Harris by 4% (49%-45%) nationally, according to a new Rasmussen poll.
Rasmussen is even spotting the Dems two points more then he/she/they should.
I'm not saying it's over, but I can hear the fat lady warming up for the end of the opera.
Posted by: Skunk Anti-Defamation League at August 19, 2024 05:53 PM (RKVpM)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 19, 2024 05:54 PM (w6EFb)
If they identify as Chicago residents all bets are off.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 05:54 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:51 PM (vFG9F)
There's at least a little flavoring. One brand was named after Gorbachev when he saved the special grass they used to give it is special flavor.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 05:54 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 05:54 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 05:54 PM (gXGVH)
Posted by: Oldcat
Soviet pilots - officers - didn't have access to cheap vodka?
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 05:54 PM (KAi1n)
.. Deja Vu
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 19, 2024 05:54 PM (ySigQ)
www.twitch.tv/smokenscan
Posted by: Braenyard, watching Nancy Pelosi's shadow at August 19, 2024 05:54 PM (yEg6H)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Now they're in real trouble.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 05:55 PM (KAi1n)
Remember when characters like this were only in post-apocalyptic fiction?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2024 05:25 PM (
In my post-apocalyptic dystopia, the fat ones like him will be milled into Purina Rape Dog Chow, to keep my ferocious Justice Hounds in fighting trim as they mercilessly pursue the others.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2024 05:55 PM (0FoWg)
Two women, one tub of Jello.
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 05:50
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 19, 2024 05:55 PM (FfSAJ)
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they're gonna do a Number Six on that convention!
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 05:55 PM (/7KEl)
Bullet points shall be cobbled together for the mad woman.
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GSA transition support available to nominees beginning Aug. 27
If, "The Partnership for Public Service’s Center for Presidential Transition® serves as the premier nonpartisan source of information and resources to help presidential candidates and their teams lay the groundwork for a new administration or for a president’s second term," what does GSA and other Federal agencies, such as The National Archives, actually DO?
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too. at August 19, 2024 05:55 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 05:55 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 05:54 PM (LkLld)
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And if they did the dreaded "crossing of state lines"...?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 19, 2024 05:55 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 05:55 PM (gXGVH)
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 05:50
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 19, 2024 05:55 PM (FfSAJ)
One nation shudders.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 05:55 PM (WTFYU)
BREAKING: Protesters have breached the barrier surrounding the DNC
https://tinyurl.com/26nsfb8e
25 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 05:52 PM (c39uV)
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Ramp up 68!
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 05:56 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: The Fixx at August 19, 2024 05:56 PM (xan6U)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2024 05:56 PM (1Nxff)
.. Deja Vu
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 19, 2024 05:54 PM (ySigQ)
It's for the infrastructure, you hater!
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 05:56 PM (14URa)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 05:49 PM (WTFYU)
At least the pie doesn't shit in the box.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at August 19, 2024 05:56 PM (jpjFa)
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 05:56 PM (krQz2)
numbers tonight. Enjoy your world shitstains. Don't forget the rape and looting.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2024 05:56 PM (/U5Yz)
https://tinyurl.com/7vdse5wr"
Nice piece. Dividing by zero is akin to an infinite series. You get closer and closer to the end but never quite there.
The answer is Infinity, which isn't a number number, but a kind of approximation
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 19, 2024 05:56 PM (Gse2f)
Can you divide by -0?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2024 05:56 PM (1Nxff)
Well, I can, but then I'd have to kill you....
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at August 19, 2024 05:57 PM (jpjFa)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 19, 2024 05:49 PM (QNSds)
__________________
Remind me again what the murder rate is in "his" city?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2024 05:57 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 05:55 PM (gXGVH)
Mayhaps they wish to… disrupt official proceedings?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 05:57 PM (WTFYU)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 05:57 PM (gXGVH)
Posted by: JOY DIVISION at August 19, 2024 05:57 PM (UQoZh)
Posted by: Don Black
Is that three number 2s? A thricey deucy? (3/2)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 05:58 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 19, 2024 05:58 PM (Gse2f)
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:58 PM (vFG9F)
Dad said it was called "Hot Runnin' Torpedo Juice" in the USN on the submarines.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 05:58 PM (o3xwr)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 05:58 PM (5tO4c)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 05:58 PM (JvZF+)
_________________
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2024 05:58 PM (YqDXo)
-Recovered manuscript from the DNC, 2024
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 19, 2024 05:58 PM (B9Prs)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
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If you post the link we can click to it.
Posted by: Braenyard, watching Nancy Pelosi's shadow at August 19, 2024 05:59 PM (yEg6H)
Posted by: HUSKER DU at August 19, 2024 05:59 PM (UQoZh)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 05:59 PM (LkLld)
https://tinyurl.com/4nunwmcu
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Not on fire.
Yet.
Posted by: mikeski at August 19, 2024 05:59 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2024 05:59 PM (MGB5H)
Thank you!
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 05:05 PM (PRqXW)
Yes, I was thinking this isn't the WORST explanation I've ever heard of some weird mash up of trickle-down economics and Pelosi's "we make money from welfare" gibberish, but I'd love to hear HOW it's paid for (and not just "IT PAYS FOR ITSELF!!")
Posted by: LASue at August 19, 2024 05:59 PM (GOOc7)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 05:58 PM (5tO4c)
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An essential qualification in today's health care industry.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 05:59 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 06:00 PM (gXGVH)
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:51 PM (vFG9F)
in computer representation of numbers there is a value that is not zero but does not have a negative counterpart (like -1 has 1, -2 has 2 but 0 and this number have no opposite. Sometimes it is called negative 0.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 06:00 PM (n7h9X)
BREAKING: Antifa and far-left have torn down barricades at the DNC and are swarming in back the security fencing
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Fireworks and lawn blowers at dusk?
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too. at August 19, 2024 06:00 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 05:58 PM (5tO4c)
Don't be silly, dear. If you hate everyone, who is going to play with you?
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at August 19, 2024 06:00 PM (jpjFa)
a whoopin and a whompin
ever' living thing in sight
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 06:00 PM (/7KEl)
https://tinyurl.com/4nunwmcu
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Not on fire.
Yet.
Posted by: mikeski
Crowd is not spicy enough yet. Maybe after dark things will get lit up.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2024 06:00 PM (/U5Yz)
Headline: Biden heads to Chicago for a Heroes goodbye
I thought presidents laid in state in the capital Rotunda?
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 19, 2024 06:00 PM (+oR7L)
BREAKING: Antifa and far-left have torn down barricades at the DNC and are swarming in back the security fencing
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 05:43 PM (t/2Uw)
Mostly peaceful, though? Any fire yet? Because, if Chicago were to burn (again), that would be simply dreadful. And surely Trump's fault.
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 05:45 PM (14URa)
I've been LOL all day listening to Democrat Talking Heads on all networks bitching about the protests. "They are only hurting the Party! The Party is united for Kamala and we don't need distractions from our Kamala Coronation Party in the news this week! ARRRGGHH!"
EABOD all you anti-American, ant-Semite, and anti-Trump protest lovers and apologists!
Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2024 06:01 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Don Black
Is that three number 2s? A thricey deucy? (3/2)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 05:58 PM (KAi1n)
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It's where they go a-riding into town a-whamping and a-whomping every living thing within an inch of its life, but that's not important right now.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 19, 2024 06:01 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 06:01 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 05:57 PM (gXGVH)
if it was made of 4 and 20 blackbirds a cat might like it.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 06:01 PM (n7h9X)
A Gangsta move from the giddy up!
https://tinyurl.com/bdvnnsyh
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 06:01 PM (7BhDo)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 06:02 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Black Sabbath at August 19, 2024 06:02 PM (xan6U)
Damn. That's good snark, right there.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 06:02 PM (UQoZh)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 05:58 PM (5tO4c)
Moi aussi, mon ami.
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 06:02 PM (14URa)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 05:58 PM (5tO4c)
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Dad used to say he can't be racist because he hates everyone equally. I'm sure he ripped it off somewhere.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 06:02 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 06:02 PM (gXGVH)
Posted by: Ignoramus
Ku Klux Klain
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 06:02 PM (KAi1n)
Headline: Biden heads to Chicago for a Heroes goodbye
_________
They set fire to his barge in the Chicago River?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 19, 2024 06:02 PM (1Nxff)
Joe promised her that she would be Queen for 8 years, and he couldn't keep that promise. So she's pretty steamed right now, just before the appearance tonight.
You know, I'd say "make popcorn" but I feel sorry for the good people of Chicago (the bad people can f*ck themselves). Tonight's gonna be lit.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 19, 2024 06:02 PM (w6EFb)
@IngrahamAngle
·
24m
HAHAHAHA From the NYT: "[H]is speech, which has a place of honor as the final one of the night, will begin just before 11 p.m. Eastern time."
Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 06:03 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 06:03 PM (o3xwr)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
My grandfather.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 06:03 PM (KAi1n)
Posobiec covering this if you want to watch in real time. Think it's about to get spicy.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 06:03 PM (t/2Uw)
Not possible. The chicago police superintendent said this morning that protestors would not be allowed to commit violence in "his" city.
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Maybe he doesn't live in Chicago.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 19, 2024 06:03 PM (qUkBO)
BREAKING: Protestors attempting to break the second barrier to DNC
https://tinyurl.com/yuy7mx82
14 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 06:03 PM (c39uV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 06:02 PM (JvZF+)
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Gunny Hartman?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 19, 2024 06:03 PM (VdhcA)
Posted by: MAGA is weird at August 19, 2024 06:03 PM (LYjcD)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 06:03 PM (gXGVH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 06:04 PM (63Dwl)
THE WHOLE WORLD'S WATCHING
THE WHOLE WORLD'S WATCHING
for you younger Morons, that was a protest chant from Chicago '68
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 06:04 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Angel at August 19, 2024 06:04 PM (wICUv)
Jill is too.
It's like Sigfried meeting Roy. What are the odds of one gay lion tamer finding another gay lion tamer?
(RIP, Greg Giraldo.)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 19, 2024 06:04 PM (Gse2f)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 06:03 PM (t/2Uw)
Thx, going there now!!
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 06:04 PM (14URa)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2024 05:59 PM (MGB5H)
Of embarrassment only after she sobered up after the Staten Island Rally videos
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 06:05 PM (7BhDo)
The Brown Shirts need to pace themselves.
This thing goes until Thursday.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 06:05 PM (UQoZh)
Posted by: Trolls are weird at August 19, 2024 06:06 PM (xan6U)
a whoopin and a whompin
ever' living thing in sight
Posted by: Don Black
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It's been way too long for a blazing saddles reference around here.
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 19, 2024 06:06 PM (JfxgE)
Only in the DNC are you forced to give your own Eulogy.
"Joe Biden? I remember him well!......."
-Joe Biden
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 19, 2024 06:06 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: MAGA is weird at August 19, 2024 06:06 PM (LYjcD)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 06:06 PM (KAi1n)
Remember fence-throttling around Chicago: Good
Fence-throttling around the Capitol: Bad. Why are you even doing that?!
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 06:06 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 06:02 PM (JvZF+)
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My late FIL?
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 19, 2024 06:07 PM (JfxgE)
Expect multiple variations of they're going to put y'all back in chains tonight.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2024 06:07 PM (XV/Pl)
THE WHOLE WORLD'S WATCHING
THE WHOLE WORLD'S WATCHING
for you younger Morons, that was a protest chant from Chicago '68
Posted by: Don Black
https://youtu.be/wQbxs9FZqRk
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 06:08 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 06:02 PM (JvZF+)
WC Fields.
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 06:08 PM (14URa)
Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 05:58 PM (vFG9F)
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Tell you what. Eating the pie, then I'm eating you.
Posted by: fd's cat at August 19, 2024 06:08 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Oldcat
Soviet pilots - officers - didn't have access to cheap vodka?
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 05:54 PM (KAi1n)
well.....not ENOUGH maybe
This story came from the pilot who defected to Japan in his plane in the 70s or early 80s. It could be that supplies in Vladivostok weren't as reliable.
Stories told about the Russia army officers on promotion - for each shoulder star you put in in a full tumbler of vodka, drank it to get the star, and your helper pin it on to 'whet' the decoration.... then the drinking really started for everyone.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 06:08 PM (n7h9X)
Pat Paulsen for President '68!
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 19, 2024 06:08 PM (+oR7L)
You know what? Fuck you HD. Indian makes a much better product.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2024 06:08 PM (/U5Yz)
About the time the cops started dispensing hickory shampoo and a tune-up to various miscreants, the Klieg lights went on, and filming commenced. Or at least that's the only thing anyone who wasn't there saw. The press has the ability to really twist everything if they want to.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 06:08 PM (o3xwr)
https://tinyurl.com/4nunwmcu
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Not on fire.
Yet.
Posted by: mikeski
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Streets are full, it looks like a flower about to blossom.
Beautiful.
Posted by: Braenyard, watching Nancy Pelosi's shadow at August 19, 2024 06:08 PM (yEg6H)
Posted by: fd's cat at August 19, 2024 06:09 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 06:02 PM (JvZF+)
WC Fields.
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 06:08 PM (14URa)
or Dirty Harry
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 06:09 PM (n7h9X)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 05:58 PM (5tO4c)
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Dad used to say he can't be racist because he hates everyone equally. I'm sure he ripped it off somewhere.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August
I may have jury duty. Last time in my part of Canada, they didn't ask questions, just looked at you and accepted or rejected.
My look screamed death penalty and I was dismissed.
Posted by: Stateless at August 19, 2024 06:09 PM (jvJvP)
Sounds like an insurrection.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 06:06 PM
The Duality of our Democracy!!!!
Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 19, 2024 06:09 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 06:09 PM (gXGVH)
Not possible. The chicago police superintendent said this morning that protestors would not be allowed to commit violence in "his" city.
____
Maybe he doesn't live in Chicago.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 19, 2024 06:03 PM (qUkBO)
Yeah well from what I see Chi Town Blacks ain't putting up with any large scale burining and/or looting from the pasty trust fund crew..!! AT ALL!!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 06:09 PM (7BhDo)
Rasmussen is even spotting the Dems two points more then he/she/they should.
I'm not saying it's over, but I can hear the fat lady warming up for the end of the opera.
Posted by: Skunk Anti-Defamation League at August 19, 2024 05:53 PM
rasmussen was a very accurate pollster both in 2016 and 2020. One thing we need to remember is that Trump never led in any national poll in 2016 or 2020.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 19, 2024 06:10 PM (QNSds)
Jack Poso @JackPosobiec 26m
BREAKING: Antifa and far-left have torn down barricades at the DNC and are swarming in back the security fencing
https://tinyurl.com/5aj5um3u
50 seconds; montage/split screens of multiple videos
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 06:10 PM (c39uV)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 19, 2024 06:10 PM (vsXBg)
Jill is too.
It's like Sigfried meeting Roy. What are the odds of one gay lion tamer finding another gay lion tamer?
(RIP, Greg Giraldo.)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 19, 2024 06:04 PM (Gse2f)
I believe those odds are pretty damn high. How many lion tamers are there? Most likely know of and about all the others - the grapevine.
Posted by: Gref at August 19, 2024 06:10 PM (aBgBM)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 06:03 PM (o3xwr)
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Never drink absolute ethanol. It's prepared from distilled ethanol by azeotropic distillation with benzene to remove the last trace of water. Muy malo, compadres.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2024 06:10 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2024 06:10 PM (Hkcdp)
Just one?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 06:10 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 06:09 PM (gXGVH)
Beautiful story.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 19, 2024 06:11 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: fd's cat at August 19, 2024 06:11 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 19, 2024 06:11 PM (IG4Id)
https://tinyurl.com/4nunwmcu
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Not on fire.
Yet.
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At least not until Diane Lane and Rick Moranis shows up.
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 19, 2024 06:11 PM (JfxgE)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 05:39 PM (a3Q+t)
What's-her-face hardest hit.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 19, 2024 06:11 PM (w6EFb)
Which is weird, because Harley Riders were always gay.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 06:11 PM (UQoZh)
1. There aren't any DNC protests.
2. The DNC protests are peaceful and transient.
3. The DNC protests are a good thing.
4. The DNC protests only hurt rich people.
5. The DNC protests are Putin's fault.
6. The DNC protests are Trump's fault.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 19, 2024 06:12 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 06:02 PM (JvZF+)
WC Fields.
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 06:08 PM (14URa)
or Dirty Harry
Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 06:09 PM (n7h9X)
The Mechanic as per Charles Bronson
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 06:12 PM (7BhDo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 06:09 PM (gXGVH)
That is fuckin' beautiful! Newsletter???
Posted by: Peaches at August 19, 2024 06:12 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Dad of Six at August 19, 2024 06:12 PM (fW/oa)
By tonight it will be reported as White Nazi Christian Nationalists who tore down the DNC barricades
Posted by: Lizzy at August 19, 2024 06:12 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: fd's cat
Too bad they didn't have PPV back then. They coulda made millions, back when that was real money.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 06:13 PM (KAi1n)
Depends on how many Margaritas she's had.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 05:41 PM (xCA6C)
We'll need to hammer out the rules for the drinking game.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 19, 2024 06:14 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 05:42 PM (V13WU)
A dirty martini.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 19, 2024 06:14 PM (w6EFb)
Well since these millinials need to reenact all the hippie era bullcrap, bring on the police dogs, fire hoses, and let the beatings begin. Let them really feel the 60's instead of the fondly remembered flowers in the gun barrel, and "flowers in your hair san francisco" crap.
Let them have it.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 19, 2024 06:14 PM (+oR7L)
1. There aren't any DNC protests.
2. The DNC protests are peaceful and transient.
3. The DNC protests are a good thing.
4. The DNC protests only hurt rich people.
5. The DNC protests are Putin's fault.
6. The DNC protests are Trump's fault.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist
...............................................
You forgot to add 'indictments pending '.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 19, 2024 06:15 PM (xan6U)
Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at August 19, 2024 06:15 PM (dwzrA)
1. There aren't any DNC protests.
2. The DNC protests are peaceful and transient.
3. The DNC protests are a good thing.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 19, 2024 06:12 PM (qUkBO)
DNC Protests are just an indication of the people's passion, and passion is authenticity, and authenticity is a good thing, ergo, protests are good.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 19, 2024 06:16 PM (VGRuw)
All those co-geners and "popskull" contaminants that boil off at different temps in homebrew hooch. Nome sayin'?
Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 06:16 PM (o3xwr)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 05:58 PM (5tO4c)
Only hate sin and thd devil
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 06:16 PM (lX8VI)
Police in riot gear now at the protests at the DNC
https://tinyurl.com/4caw9h7j
9 seconds
ZP @exitliq_ 3m Replying to @Breaking911
Defund the police
AmericanPapaBear @AmericaPapaBear 5m Replying to @Breaking911
Will they be arrested and Kamala bail them out?
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 06:17 PM (c39uV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 06:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 19, 2024 06:20 PM (u82oZ)
Why do I suspect that the "changes" will amount to "hide it better?"
Posted by: Oddbob at August 19, 2024 06:21 PM (/y8xj)
Which is further proof that anything from the Babylon Bee can't be trusted.
Posted by: tom at August 19, 2024 06:22 PM (2Zba4)
All those co-geners and "popskull" contaminants that boil off at different temps in homebrew hooch. Nome sayin'?
Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 06:16 PM (o3xwr)
__________________
It's much purer than moonshine, or any liquor. It is literally 100% ethanol, but for a small residuum of benzene (which is highly carcinogenic, and fries the brain and the liver like nobody's business).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2024 06:22 PM (YqDXo)
She made Willie happy enough to end up as the Dem nominee eventually. How many fling chicks pull THAT off?
Posted by: azjaeger at August 19, 2024 06:22 PM (ki+iJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 19, 2024 06:23 PM (YqDXo)
Which is weird, because Harley Riders were always gay.
Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 06:11 PM (UQoZh)
I went to prison in 1977 in the county I had a Celly Bamm an enforcer for the Florida Outlaws. Def not ghey he whacked and buried two Hells Angels behind the Outlaw clubhouse in Tampa after the they traveled to make a drug connection. I addressed him as Mr. Bamm lmao.Fucker was a bad ass. He had Greg Alman hair and guns with skull and cross pistons (Outlaw logo) on the face of both biceps. I had long hair and had been going to Vic Tanny's for a year so I was a mini me lmao.. After I was sentenced for strong armed robbery and doing my time a little whacko dude claimed to be a biker when he approached me after I was running the motor pool clerical desk buying shit for the mechanics course and DOc southern most repair shop at DCI Homestead FL. all tatted up. fucker w
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