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Is Kamala Harris an Open Public Alcoholic?

The answer is "yes," as anyone who has watched videos of her slurring and giggling her way through post-three-martini-lunch appearances.

I'm glad this is getting some traction. If someone can't wait until five-thirty PM to get sloshed, they're certainly not going to be ready for the fabled three AM call.

In the second clip: "False nose-shen" instead of "false notion."

Psst: Kamala's "joy" comes from a bottle.

And of course you can hear her intoxication in struggling to pronounce the c's in "coconut tree."

Kamala's thot-speech on the economy has been lambasted even by Marxist newsletter the Washington Post.

Vice President Kamala Harris's speech Friday was an opportunity to get specific with voters about how a Harris presidency would manage an economy that many feel is not working well for them. Unfortunately, instead of delivering a substantial plan, she squandered the moment on populist gimmicks. ...

One way to handle it might be to level with voters, telling them that inflation spiked in 2021 mainly because the pandemic snarled supply chains, and that the Federal Reserve's policies, which the Biden-Harris administration supported, are working to slow it.

Three years later and these supply chains are still "snarled"?

Here's the real explanation: Due to a two year lockdown, the public's appetite for spending was already high. Demand was already very high. Biden, in accordance with standard Democrat Marxist economic "policy," looked for any plausible reason to disburse public monies to Democrat constituencies and interest groups. He claimed he needed to "stimulate" demand -- which was already high -- by flooding the world with greatly devalued dollars.

Demand was already artificially high due to the lockdowns and then he juiced demand again by spamming out trillions in debased dollars.

That's why we have and continue to have inflation. Not because there were some supply chain interruptions in 2021.

Anyway:

The vice president instead opted for a less forthright route: Blaming big business. She vowed to go after "price gouging" by grocery stores, landlords, pharmaceutical companies and other supposed corporate perpetrators by having the Federal Trade Commission enforce a vaguely defined "federal ban on price gouging."

Never mind that many stores are currently slashing prices in response to renewed consumer bargain hunting. Ms. Harris says she'll target companies that make "excessive" profits, whatever that means. (It's hard to see how groceries, a notoriously low-margin business, would qualify.)

Even the Washington Post is rejecting the "greedy corporations" Marxist pandering.

But I wanted to link this story for another sign of Kamala's public insobriety: She actually didn't blame inflation on "price gouging."

She blamed inflation on... "price gauging," whatever that is.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:38 PM




Comments

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1 I hope she drinks heavily before every debate

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Trump-Ho And Triggerer of Seismographs With His World Class Farts at August 19, 2024 02:38 PM (DBZuM)

2 Breathalyzer before the debates. Trump should demand it on SM.

Posted by: Grayman27 at August 19, 2024 02:38 PM (pgwxJ)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 19, 2024 02:38 PM (ZUxK6)

4 Joe sundowns at sundown. Kamala sundowns after lunch?

Posted by: Arthur Dent at August 19, 2024 02:39 PM (tT6L1)

5 I hope she pulls a Bon Scott.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2024 02:39 PM (2YQOc)

6 The Venn Diagram of Kommie-la speaking in public and her being drunk and/or stoned is a single circle unity.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 02:40 PM (O85q8)

7
She's an old lush.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 19, 2024 02:40 PM (+oR7L)

8 /off 42 sock

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 02:40 PM (tT6L1)

9 I still think she's high as fuck rather than drunk. I've been around drunks. I've been around stoners. Her speech and mannerisms are giving me stoner vibes.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 19, 2024 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

10 She's used to gagging.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 02:40 PM (63Dwl)

11 Even the Washington Post is rejecting the "greedy corporations" Marxist pandering.

========

Why weren't they greedy under Trump?

Because Trump is a tyrant who will use the power of the government to destroy those who go after his voters' pocketbooks.

Fight corporatism. Vote for tyranny. Vote for Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

12 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2024 02:41 PM (X6qmc)

13 Breathalyzer before the debates. Trump should demand it

**********

Well no, if thats done and she has an alcoholic level of 5 billion then people will say oh she only did poorly in the debate because she was a little tipsy, haters

Im not kidding

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Trump-Ho And Triggerer of Seismographs With His World Class Farts at August 19, 2024 02:41 PM (DBZuM)

14
Check out how dysfunctional and Awkward cumface harris is:


https://youtu.be/MG2n4t7C35g?si=pXpw0drpmRn-iXn_&t=628


ALL of them are Incompetent even when it comes to *pretending* to buy a bag of potato chips!

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 02:41 PM (h0F3f)

15 Three years later and these supply chains are still "snarled"?


Come on ace... Mayor Pete is on maternity leave

Posted by: Inogame at August 19, 2024 02:41 PM (53oGX)

16 Kammie's going to get taugh with price-gaugers!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 02:41 PM (TcVeV)

17
Gauging
Corpsmen

Barry and Kammie have a lot in common.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 19, 2024 02:41 PM (+oR7L)

18 It's pronounced: Drunkmala!

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 02:41 PM (krQz2)

19 I don't think it's limited to alcohol.

there's some Big Pharma interaction here, sort of a "comorbidity"

Posted by: kallisto at August 19, 2024 02:42 PM (dCxaZ)

20 Hey, that's my material, lady! Knock it off!

Posted by: Foster Brooks at August 19, 2024 02:42 PM (tT6L1)

21 Afternoon.
Posted by: Robert at August 19, 2024 02:41 PM (X6qmc)


*looks out window*

Correct. You move to the next level.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Comment Propriety Review Referee at August 19, 2024 02:42 PM (TcVeV)

22 It's racist to say that Black Women are drunk!

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 02:42 PM (krQz2)

23 SHE HAS A STUTTER!!

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 02:43 PM (krQz2)

24 She's used to gagging.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 02:40 PM (63Dwl)
________

Highly doubtful she has any gag reflex at this point

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 19, 2024 02:43 PM (iFTx/)

25 So her amazingky toned arms are thanks to Val-u-rite?

Posted by: Stateless at August 19, 2024 02:43 PM (jvJvP)

26 That's who I want in the WH, a drunk imbecile.
She'll do fine foreign policy with frenenemies.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 19, 2024 02:43 PM (7D8wz)

27 Bomber Harris

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 02:43 PM (63Dwl)

28 What is it with alcoholic Democratic women? Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Kamala Harris. Yikes.

Democratic policies drive you to drink?

Posted by: Ann at August 19, 2024 02:43 PM (4neFu)

29 Doesn't price gauging concern you?

I think it should concern all of us.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2024 02:43 PM (aD39U)

30 Drunk and/or stoned. Which will be a "conservative conspiracy theory" until it isn't. Yet again.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 19, 2024 02:43 PM (qUkBO)

31 22 It's racist to say that Black Women are drunk!
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 02:42 PM (krQz2)

What about the indians?

Posted by: Just sayin... at August 19, 2024 02:43 PM (53oGX)

32 So Im confused

Is Coconut an alcoholic because they failed to position her for success?

or is she an alcoholic because big meanie Trump forced her to drink because he said white nazi supremacists are very fine people?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Trump-Ho And Triggerer of Seismographs With His World Class Farts at August 19, 2024 02:43 PM (DBZuM)

33 What brand does she drink? We should send it to all Dem candidates.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 02:43 PM (v6JzV)

34 I think she's throwing back the Xanax with Stoli chasers.

Posted by: kallisto at August 19, 2024 02:44 PM (dCxaZ)

35 If blowing someone could fix inflation, Kneepads would definitely be the person for the job.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 02:44 PM (TcVeV)

36 You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 02:44 PM (WTFYU)

37 She looks like a dirty martini kind of gal.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 19, 2024 02:44 PM (ZtyUu)

38 She not drinking bottom end wine… no, all of it beyond top shelf.
I’m hearing stories of bottles costing in excess of 2,500 dollars.
In socialism the top gov official gets the best hooch

Posted by: Redenzo at August 19, 2024 02:44 PM (HKvWX)

39 She may be drunk or high, but she's definitely unintelligent.

Posted by: huerfano at August 19, 2024 02:44 PM (VGOMa)

40 What about the indians?
Posted by: Just sayin


Never give liquor to the Red Man.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 02:44 PM (v6JzV)

41 Kamala's thot-speech on the economy has been lambasted even by Marxist newsletter the Washington Post.



It's never a good idea to allow your aides to write your speeches/flesh out your positions when they have NO experience.

One reason why Trump was so effective?

HE'S A BUSINESSMAN. He has the experience.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 19, 2024 02:45 PM (PiUts)

42 Harris voters, late 2025/early 2026: Trump MADE us destroy the country!

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 19, 2024 02:45 PM (qUkBO)

43 I think she's throwing back the Xanax with Stoli chasers.
Posted by: kallisto at August 19, 2024 02:44 PM (dCxaZ)
---------

lol!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 02:45 PM (tT6L1)

44 Her stand up is as funny as Margaret Cho's.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 19, 2024 02:45 PM (rJ48h)

45 If you could bottle that joy...

...

It would sound like a round trip.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 02:45 PM (krQz2)

46 The line between retarded and drunk can be awfully fine.

Posted by: Industrial Strength Rectal Itch at August 19, 2024 02:45 PM (cBvpj)

47 42 Harris voters, late 2025/early 2026: Trump MADE us destroy the country!
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 19, 2024 02:45 PM (qUkBO)

========

"I wouldn't have destroyed the country if Kavanaugh hadn't raped a chick."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

48
Wacky Prediction: by next Monday, the whoreus campaign will unveil a "Childless Tax Credit" proposal for cat ladies.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 02:45 PM (h0F3f)

49 Harris used to drink a lot.

She still does, but she used to too.

*rimshot*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 02:45 PM (TcVeV)

50 I think she's throwing back the Xanax with Stoli chasers.
Posted by: kallisto at August 19, 2024 02:44 PM (dCxaZ)
---
Misspelled "sterno".

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 02:45 PM (krQz2)

51 Mike @BadKarma5555
They are using this "joy" thing to cover up Kamala Harris's alcoholism. She's drunk or high all the time and they want to disguise that with #JOY

Alex Berenson @AlexBerenson 7h
The “Kamala is a drunk” thing is the latest sign the right has lost its mind…

Look, I get it. The media gaslit all of us about @JoeBiden’s obvious cognitive decline. But that doesn’t mean making up stuff about @KamalaHarris will work. It makes you look crazy and mean.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 1h
I'm not making up my opinion that she looks drunk to me in multiple videos.

Anyone who has been around drunks recognizes it. See all the comments.

If all the videos are fake, or there is some other explanation besides joy, I'm open to the fact check.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 02:45 PM (c39uV)

52 She's a drinker alright.

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 19, 2024 02:46 PM (wGerL)

53 happy happy joy joy ... new version of Ren and Stimpy?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2024 02:46 PM (Cus5s)

54 Trump once challenged Biden to take a drug test before a debate.

He should challenge Kamala to take a breathalyzer.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 19, 2024 02:46 PM (KbCG3)

55 She is a stupid alcoholic. She's never had a complete thought in her life.

The booze will fuck you up. All 8 of my uncles were alcoholics. I can spot them. She checks all the boxes.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 19, 2024 02:46 PM (7hB4n)

56 The vice president instead opted for a less forthright route: Blaming big business. She vowed to go after "price gouging" by grocery stores, landlords, pharmaceutical companies and other supposed corporate perpetrators by having the Federal Trade Commission enforce a vaguely defined "federal ban on price gouging."

Remember the prices increases across all companies at the same time has nothing to do with Biden setting the printing presses to warp speed, but is instead because they all in unison became "greedy" at the same time which just coincidentally matches Biden printing all those Bidenbux

Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2024 02:46 PM (oZhjI)

57 51 Alex Berenson @AlexBerenson 7h
The “Kamala is a drunk” thing is the latest sign the right has lost its mind…

Look, I get it. The media gaslit all of us about @JoeBiden’s obvious cognitive decline. But that doesn’t mean making up stuff about @KamalaHarris will work. It makes you look crazy and mean.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 02:45 PM (c39uV)

=========

"Look, I get it, the left lied to us endlessly about the previous precious, but they're telling the truth about this precious."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

58 *hic*

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 19, 2024 02:47 PM (TcVeV)

59 I initially read that as open public Alco-hole-ic. Still works as that; just ask Willie Brown.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 02:47 PM (ynpvh)

60 If this really starts blowing up on social media.... Whoa!

Send lawyers, guns, and money
The shit has hit the fan!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 19, 2024 02:47 PM (4XwPj)

61 9 I still think she's high as fuck rather than drunk. I've been around drunks. I've been around stoners. Her speech and mannerisms are giving me stoner vibes.
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 19, 2024 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

Honestly, I haven't been around that many stoners...but I have been around drunks.

To be that impaired in thinking and speech would also, most likely, show impaired walking. IMO.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 19, 2024 02:47 PM (Rbu5d)

62 Kamalca Holic

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 02:47 PM (JrF6z)

63 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 40m
Rumors Swirl That Kamala Harris Is Being Influenced By Russian Agent
buff.ly/3X8VJxW
====
A Russian named Smirnoff, that is!

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 02:47 PM (c39uV)

64 What's with all the day drinking hate? *hic*

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 19, 2024 02:47 PM (cK5/t)

65 That's why we have and continue to have inflation.

---------------

Also, the war on carbon fuels -- which drives up the cost of virtually all goods.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 02:47 PM (O85q8)

66 Could be gummies too.

Posted by: spypeach at August 19, 2024 02:47 PM (UuB/1)

67 Looks like some great campaign ads there

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 19, 2024 02:48 PM (NtVYv)

68 Drunk AND stupid is a possibility. But she is slimmer than Flounder.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2024 02:48 PM (1bNHn)

69 You know who else drank all the time?

Stalin.


See, the right can do it too.

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 19, 2024 02:48 PM (pZ0Mr)

70 #2 at 15 seconds in.

A pose that she looks at home with.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 02:48 PM (krQz2)

71 60 If this really starts blowing up on social media.... Whoa!

Send lawyers, guns, and money
The shit has hit the fan!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 19, 2024 02:47 PM (4XwPj)

She blows on social media?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 02:48 PM (ynpvh)

72 58 *hic*
Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 19, 2024 02:47 PM (TcVeV)

Thash… MY LINE!!

*hic*

~ Hillary Clinton

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 02:48 PM (WTFYU)

73 I'd just respond to Berenson with, Joe is at the top of his game.

Over and over again...

Posted by: Inogame at August 19, 2024 02:48 PM (53oGX)

74 Kamala: Sucks down the Colt 45

Tampon Tim: Sucks down the Colt

Posted by: Obligatory at August 19, 2024 02:48 PM (oZhjI)

75 You know who else drank all the time?
---
Had a little women like that.

Posted by: Robert Plant at August 19, 2024 02:48 PM (krQz2)

76 57 51 Alex Berenson @AlexBerenson 7h
The “Kamala is a drunk” thing is the latest sign the right has lost its mind…

Look, I get it. The media gaslit all of us about @JoeBiden’s obvious cognitive decline. But that doesn’t mean making up stuff about @KamalaHarris will work. It makes you look crazy and mean.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 02:45 PM (c39uV)

=========

"Look, I get it, the left lied to us endlessly about the previous precious, but they're telling the truth about this precious."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

I thought that was going to be one of those tweets that starts out sounding like a challenge but then ends up agreeing with the premise.

I cracked up when I found out the dude was serious.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 19, 2024 02:49 PM (KbCG3)

77 Pelosi was often drunk

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 19, 2024 02:49 PM (EGSGm)

78 There's only one 11 o'clock in my day, and it ain't in the A.M., amirite?!

Posted by: Party Girl Harris at August 19, 2024 02:49 PM (qUkBO)

79 74 Kamala: Sucks down the Colt 45

Tampon Tim: Sucks down the Colt

Posted by: Obligatory at August 19, 2024 02:48 PM (oZhjI)

The Colts have 45 team members?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 02:49 PM (ynpvh)

80 To his credit, Biden didn't have to drink to sound like an idiot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 02:49 PM (TcVeV)

81 I don't think it's limited to alcohol.

there's some Big Pharma interaction here, sort of a "comorbidity"
Posted by: kallisto

She takes care of the Grey Goose, her handlers take care of the little blue happy pills.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 19, 2024 02:49 PM (MMu89)

82 Drunk and stupid is no way to got through life, honey.

BTW. Notice the “beer muscles” when she tries to make her points accentuated by the false bravado followed by the alcohol induced confidence in what she’s said- which only makes sense to her.

Posted by: Truthbomb at August 19, 2024 02:49 PM (Ov1RC)

83 77 Pelosi was often drunk

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 19, 2024 02:49 PM (EGSGm)

Probably a bar whose size matches the freezer with her ice cream, metaphorically speaking.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 02:49 PM (ynpvh)

84 Kamablagabla

Posted by: XTC at August 19, 2024 02:50 PM (UnA8+)

85
Kamala only drinks all that wine because she is collecting corks for a crafting project.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 19, 2024 02:50 PM (+oR7L)

86 73 I'd just respond to Berenson with, Joe is at the top of his game.

Over and over again...

Posted by: Inogame at August 19, 2024 02:48 PM (53oGX)

Did Berenson offer any explanation as to why a person comes across as drunk when they're not?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 19, 2024 02:50 PM (KbCG3)

87 The Colts have 45 team members?

53 active and a few more reserves actually.

/Wipes face

//Massages TMJ joint

///Cackles

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 19, 2024 02:50 PM (oZhjI)

88 You know who else drank all the time?

Stalin.


See, the right can do it too.
Posted by: Shenanigans

Stalin never got heavily drunk, though. He would notice the things that others said or did when they were more drunk than he was and then hold it over their heads as blackmail material.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 02:50 PM (v6JzV)

89 If she's on drugs, she's getting the best.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 19, 2024 02:50 PM (rJ48h)

90 85
Kamala only drinks all that wine because she is collecting corks for a crafting project.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 19, 2024 02:50 PM (+oR7L)

So...corks are her hobby, dicks are her profession?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 02:50 PM (ynpvh)

91 So her giggling and inappropriate laughter have had another cause entirely. Not because she's stupid and in over her head (though she is) and has no idea what to do next (though she doesn't). The answer is simple. She's a drunk.

Oh, please, let this become widely known!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 02:51 PM (J2vNu)

92 The “Kamala is a drunk” thing is the latest sign the right has lost its mind…

**********************

Everyone who said Pedo Joe was mentally demented and senile is now saying Coconut is drunk and high as fuck on a kite caught on one of Elon's rockets

But sure we lost our mind by stating the plainly obvious to all but incel fuckless twinkles like you

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Trump-Ho And Triggerer of Seismographs With His World Class Farts at August 19, 2024 02:51 PM (DBZuM)

93 She's mean when she's drunk. So she's always mean.

Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre at August 19, 2024 02:51 PM (TcVeV)

94 I still think she's high as fuck rather than drunk. I've been around drunks. I've been around stoners. Her speech and mannerisms are giving me stoner vibes.
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 19, 2024 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

Honestly, I haven't been around that many stoners...but I have been around drunks.

To be that impaired in thinking and speech would also, most likely, show impaired walking. IMO.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 19, 2024 02:47 PM (Rbu5d)
_______

Yea, that's another reason why I think she's stoned and not drunk. Usually by the time a drunk gets to impaired, goofy speech they already can barely stand. She is still able to walk mostly normally. But if you're stoned, the impaired speech and weird mannerisms -- and thinking everything you say is funny and joyful -- often exist without any noticeable inability to walk.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 19, 2024 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

95 This is all going to turn into white folk not understanding the “code” she is talking in. They did they same thing when Sharpton had a stroke on live tv and spoke gibberish. “It wasnt for ya’ll!”

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 19, 2024 02:51 PM (7PziG)

96 31 22 It's racist to say that Black Women are drunk!
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 02:42 PM (krQz2)

What about the indians?
Posted by: Just sayin... at August 19, 2024 02:43 PM (53oGX)
_______
I guess she can't handle firewater.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2024 02:51 PM (1bNHn)

97 What's with all the day drinking hate? *hic*
Posted by: She Hobbit

You're just jealous you can't day drink at your job.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2024 02:51 PM (CIS44)

98 Pelosi was often drunk
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

I remember the story about all the top shelf booze she always had on the government plane she used to fly back and forth to California.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 19, 2024 02:51 PM (7hB4n)

99 Enough of her prior staff are around that if she was day drinking constantly one or more of them would have let the world know.

A low IQ who thinks she's just the smartest person in every room. You know like the legend him self ex-pres O.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 19, 2024 02:51 PM (7D8wz)

100 I remember John Kerry gave a response to Shrub back in '04 and he was obviously drunk - slurring his words and stumbling.

The FNM ended their coverage with something to the effect of "Obviously Mr Kerry is tired from all of his campaigning"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2024 02:51 PM (oZhjI)

101 Ocifer I'm not as think as you drunk I am

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 02:51 PM (gXGVH)

102 91 So her giggling and inappropriate laughter have had another cause entirely. Not because she's stupid and in over her head (though she is) and has no idea what to do next (though she doesn't). The answer is simple. She's a drunk.

Oh, please, let this become widely known!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 02:51 PM (J2vNu)

She's suffered lots of head trauma.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 02:51 PM (ynpvh)

103 Unburdened by what has been posted, we cooked a bunch of pork chops last night. I'm down to gnawing the bones today.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2024 02:51 PM (aD39U)

104 9 I still think she's high as fuck rather than drunk. I've been around drunks. I've been around stoners. Her speech and mannerisms are giving me stoner vibes.
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 19, 2024 02:40 PM (iFTx/)
________
I was in college in the 70s. She could well be both at once you know. Many of us were back then.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2024 02:52 PM (1bNHn)

105 91 So her giggling and inappropriate laughter have had another cause entirely. Not because she's stupid and in over her head (though she is) and has no idea what to do next (though she doesn't). The answer is simple. She's a drunk.

Oh, please, let this become widely known!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 02:51 PM (J2vNu)

One quibble: notice she never giggles. She goes from statement to cackle with no in between.

Now think to yourself. Have you ever seen a drunk person giggle?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 19, 2024 02:52 PM (KbCG3)

106 Kamala has proven that drunk and stupid IS a way to go through life!

Posted by: Jay in PA at August 19, 2024 02:52 PM (i7Q7S)

107 cointreau and kammie, what a combo

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 19, 2024 02:52 PM (CWTWj)

108 She is high on a lot of those X postings. Look at her eyes, she can't focus at all. Maybe she's on anxiety medication and drinking too.

Posted by: Megthered at August 19, 2024 02:52 PM (vKdBP)

109 Pelosi was often drunk

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
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Felt like I was watching Nancy, Part II.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 02:52 PM (krQz2)

110 Enough of her prior staff are around that if she was day drinking constantly one or more of them would have let the world know.

And what would happen to a staffer that say went to one of hte Alphabets and said they wanted to tell them about Harris's drinking problem?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2024 02:52 PM (oZhjI)

111 Watch the video with the sound off. Kamala looks really impaired. She's got the boozy blowsy things going on.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 02:52 PM (tT6L1)

112 She's mean when she's drunk. So she's always mean.
Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre

You've heard she has a temper,
She'll beat you every night!
But only when she's sober,
So you're all right.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 02:53 PM (v6JzV)

113 She blamed inflation on... "price gauging," whatever that is.

-----------

"Price Gauging is a social construct tool of the white cisheteropatriarchal capitalist pig running dog-faced pony soldier oppressor, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 02:53 PM (ZWPVN)

114 I bet Maya Rudolph is chomping at the bit to play this fool for the next 4 years.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2024 02:53 PM (XV/Pl)

115 43 I think she's throwing back the Xanax with Stoli chasers.
Posted by: kallisto at August 19, 2024 02:44 PM (dCxaZ

If i forced to bet the Quatloo ranch on it id say you have it exactly right.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 19, 2024 02:53 PM (FCPbW)

116 She buys Chardonnax by the truckload.

Posted by: Chardonnay with Xanax, in a cardboard dispenser at August 19, 2024 02:53 PM (q1Zxb)

117 She's not drunk, she's "tired and emotional."

Posted by: British euphemisms we should be using at August 19, 2024 02:53 PM (+XDJC)

118 90 years ago today: Hitler "ascended to to president of Germany in an unprecedented act that consolidated the republic's power into one supreme ruler." He ousted the elderly German president Paul von Hindenburg.

Sound DNC coup-adjacent to anyone?

Posted by: Java Joe at August 19, 2024 02:53 PM (WaLgG)

119 Being drunk would be her best excuse at this point.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 02:53 PM (JrF6z)

120 112 She's mean when she's drunk. So she's always mean.
Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre

You've heard she has a temper,
She'll beat you every night!
But only when she's sober,
So you're all right.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 02:53 PM (v6JzV)

Hah! Fiddler on the Roof's Matchmaker song, redone in Bulgaronctus' fashion.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 02:53 PM (ynpvh)

121 Nichole's Xtweets 'unrolled' as an ordinary webpage, readable without requiring an X account:

3. The ENTIRE *JOY* CAMPAIGN IS AN ELABORATE COVER FOR HER PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS. It's the classic "Mom's not drunk, she's just really happy!" on a national scale.

It's like being gaslit by dysfunctional parents into pretending our alcoholic mom/aunt/grandma/whatever is just fine, thank you, keep smiling, the world is watching and if we pretend hard enough maybe we can fool ourselves into being happy, too! 🙄

https://tinyurl.com/z5mhtnzn

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 02:53 PM (c39uV)

122 And what would happen to a staffer that say went to one of hte Alphabets and said they wanted to tell them about Harris's drinking problem?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2024 02:52 PM (oZhjI)

Time for James O’Keefe to honeypot another gay ex-staffer.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 02:54 PM (WTFYU)

123 Im surrounded by stoners

The thing I notice the most is that I can insult them all day long and they'll forget everything I said tomorrow

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at August 19, 2024 02:54 PM (DBZuM)

124 I'm telling you, check out video #2 at 0:15.

You can't unsee it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 02:54 PM (krQz2)

125
Unburdened by what has been posted, we cooked a bunch of pork chops last night. I'm down to gnawing the bones today.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Pork is still affordable, but going up.

Someone mentioned Chicken is going way up.
Eggs are have gone Way Up in the last year.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 02:54 PM (h0F3f)

126 Say her name! Say it right! Jay-QUELL-un!

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 19, 2024 02:54 PM (lJBfP)

127 She is probably an absolute raging bitch when she starts drying out, and if she is like people in my family that is a regular schedule ranging from every three days to "just woke up"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 02:54 PM (D7oie)

128
Michael Malice on Joe Rogan : "Kamala is America's Wine Mom".

Hilarious. Malice pulls no punches.

https://youtu.be/DeP3zKDFu5s?si=7BgLgv9GU59D13y1

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2024 02:54 PM (xG4kz)

129 Media response in 3-2-1: "Oh yeah? Ya know who else was a teetotaller?"

Posted by: Martin Tell at August 19, 2024 02:54 PM (sFNX2)

130 I bet Maya Rudolph is chomping at the bit to play this fool for the next 4 years.

Then: I'm playing a character in a world where everyone in power is stupid.

Now: I'm playing a character in a world where everyone in power is stupid

Posted by: Maya Rudolph female lead in Idiocracy at August 19, 2024 02:54 PM (oZhjI)

131 The next dodge for Kamala that the media will bring up is "well she was brought up in Canada"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 02:54 PM (gXGVH)

132 >And what would happen to a staffer that say went to one of hte Alphabets and said they wanted to tell them about Harris's drinking problem?

Don't do it!

Posted by: seth rich at August 19, 2024 02:55 PM (rJ48h)

133 I still say stoned, not drunk.


But yes, charging ports on busses is truly visionary. Because people aren't glued to their cell phones enough.

Posted by: Ripley at August 19, 2024 02:55 PM (GUOwU)

134 Two villains that are rarely identified in the inflation mess are Cable News "historians" Michael Beschloss (no advanced history degree, IIC) and John Meacham, who encouraged the President with an obvious progressive dementia to spend money (print money) because they believe the left wing conventional wisdom that FDR spent the U.S. into prosperity with WWII defense production. It's literally two idiots (one with a history degree) in White House meetings goading Biden to become the next FDR and to be a "more consequential" President with a greater legacy than even Jesus 2.0 (Onyx Edition). That's it - that's why this all happened (largely unreported) and why everyone is miserable - to feed an old man's anxiety about having a small pp that doesn't work anymore.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at August 19, 2024 02:55 PM (ssz2a)

135 That ho is stealing my trademarked *hic*.

Posted by: Hillary! at August 19, 2024 02:55 PM (dKE7r)

136 "Alex Berenson @AlexBerenson 7h
The “Kamala is a drunk” thing is the latest sign the right has lost its mind…:

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Why?
How?

Imagine telling Berenson in say 2014 that the Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases would go on to lock down America and insist a "vaccine" for respiratory illness would stop transmission.

Wouldn't he have the same reaction?

Posted by: Jay in PA at August 19, 2024 02:55 PM (i7Q7S)

137 Before you criticize me, walk a mile with Willie Brown's dick in your mouth!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 19, 2024 02:55 PM (TcVeV)

138 Im surrounded by stoners
---
Pro tip: Don't buy any glass houses.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 02:55 PM (krQz2)

139 You know what each of those clips remind me of?

Times in my life where I've been at a family party where someone got hammered and for some reason became so deaf they had to stand on top of me to speak to me.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 19, 2024 02:56 PM (KbCG3)

140 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 02:53 PM (ynpvh)


How're you doing, Man?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 02:56 PM (v6JzV)

141 well her being drunk could explain why she got so excited about Venn diagrams.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 19, 2024 02:56 PM (ZtyUu)

142 I gauge prices all the time. If something is priced at $10.99 at Target, and I know it's $8.49 at Walmart, I gauge how long it will take me to get from Target to Walmart.

(OT: When did car companies start misspelling "gauge" as "gage" in their owner's manuals?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

143 Maybe she is trying to forget all the times she slurped Willie Brown's junk.

Posted by: Faux News at August 19, 2024 02:56 PM (nvKZ7)

144
Really, ace, link to Malice and Rogan. Malice nails her "three stages of wine mom"

https://youtu.be/DeP3zKDFu5s?si=7BgLgv9GU59D13y1

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2024 02:56 PM (xG4kz)

145 She is probably an absolute raging bitch when she starts drying out, and if she is like people in my family that is a regular schedule ranging from every three days to "just woke up"

*************

93% staff turnover rate

This is encouraging because it suggests no one is able to get her to stop drinking for 5 minutes so she can appear coherent enough to win an election

Not that its needed, the media will do its job to elevate her to obama god level status

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at August 19, 2024 02:56 PM (DBZuM)

146
bill clinton's ugly wife was coined "America's Mother-in-law" in 2016.

Gutfeld, I think, labeled harris as "America's Second Wife."

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 02:56 PM (h0F3f)

147 Pelosi was often drunk

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

I think it's the side effects of natron.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 19, 2024 02:56 PM (VwHCD)

148 well her being drunk could explain why she got so excited about Venn diagrams.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 19, 2024


***
She thought they meant vodka and Seagrams.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 02:57 PM (J2vNu)

149 Fucking hilarious that the "the government is lying about covid" substack guy (Berenson) believes everything else the media is telling us.

No wait, the other thing. It's sad.

Posted by: Gaff at August 19, 2024 02:57 PM (jPS2y)

150 falling like a coconut, is her thing,

Posted by: no 6 at August 19, 2024 02:57 PM (PXvVL)

151 I don't think they will allow Maya Rudolph to portray Kamal as she did in the past.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 02:57 PM (V13WU)

152 Hmmm. I thought this was just a joke. I don’t see it. I don’t know how that could be hidden, especially for years. I think she is just dumb.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 02:57 PM (p4NUW)

153 Fucking drunks, drug addicts, dementia patients, assholes, mental defectives……

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 19, 2024 02:58 PM (2YQOc)

154 Maybe they could get her to quit for three months, or maybe the dull and mean, sober Kamala is even a harder sell? Or maybe she'd get the DT's?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2024 02:58 PM (Cus5s)

155
I'm telling you, check out video #2 at 0:15.

You can't unsee it.
Posted by: Axeman


Oy Vey, Dougie!*
Is she "cupping" a pair of balls?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 02:58 PM (h0F3f)

156 The Washington Post is attacking her because it's owned by Bezos, who ALSO owns Whole Foods, who actually DO price gouge stupid liberals with huge markups for 'natural' and 'organic' crap.

If they start cracking down on 'price gouging' grocery stores, Whole Foods would be the first put out of business.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at August 19, 2024 02:58 PM (setIA)

157 Kamala's booze didn't drink itself.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 02:58 PM (JrF6z)

158 @136

>>Wouldn't he have the same reaction?

Again, there is copious amounts of tape before Kamala was VP and while she has always been a commie b***h, she at least didn't come across as being drugged up like some sort of Stepford Wife.

She's definitely on something, probably Benzos.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2024 02:58 PM (XV/Pl)

159 So many clips of her slurring her words.

Likely the only way to stave off the anger she has always shown to her staff.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 19, 2024 02:59 PM (N1DT3)

160
*she pretends to call her cuck pedo husband "dougie" when the cameras tell her to be playful and loose.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 02:59 PM (h0F3f)

161 Maybe they could get her to quit for three months, or maybe the dull and mean, sober Kamala is even a harder sell? Or maybe she'd get the DT's?

You know who else had the DTs?

*hint: they showed up after Kursk*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 02:59 PM (TcVeV)

162 "Alex Berenson @AlexBerenson 7h
The “Kamala is a drunk” thing is the latest sign the right has lost its mind…:

===========

Why?
How?

Imagine telling Berenson in say 2014 that the Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases would go on to lock down America and insist a "vaccine" for respiratory illness would stop transmission.

Wouldn't he have the same reaction?
Posted by: Jay in PA at August 19, 2024 02:55 PM (i7Q7S)

Oh for gods sake, we know that probably 2/3 of Congress and half the administration and worker bots are drunks. Those long lunches and waitress sandwiches didn't just go away.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 02:59 PM (n7h9X)

163 Fucking hilarious that the "the government is lying about covid" substack guy (Berenson) believes everything else the media is telling us.


Gell-Mann amnesia

Hell someone should specifically mention that to him on twitter...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2024 02:59 PM (oZhjI)

164 140 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 02:53 PM (ynpvh)


How're you doing, Man?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 02:56 PM (v6JzV)

Feeling down. Wife's been gone for almost 7 months now. Got my Letters Testamentary, so I can start handling my FIL's probate estate. Younger son doesn't want to go to school, so may fail HS. Loads of fun...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 02:59 PM (ynpvh)

165 The Emhoff's will be celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary on Thursday.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 02:59 PM (a3Q+t)

166 I had an alcoholic relative that after decades of heavy drinking, died at age 54. For several decades prior to her death, her thought processes became like a child or childish in what she would say. Just like Kamala sounds.

Posted by: Cheri at August 19, 2024 02:59 PM (oiNtH)

167 If you’d done the things I did to get where I am, you’d be an alcoholic too.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 19, 2024 03:00 PM (e1jrp)

168 Alex Berenson @AlexBerenson 7h
The “Kamala is a drunk” thing is the latest sign the right has lost its mind…

Look, I get it. The media gaslit all of us about @JoeBiden’s obvious cognitive decline. But that doesn’t mean making up stuff about @KamalaHarris will work. It makes you look crazy and mean.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 02:45 PM (c39uV)


I think he means:
"You shouldn't be so mean like she is. Remember, after all, you are white and are held to a higher standard. Unlike the Vice President. "

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 03:00 PM (D7oie)

169 @151

>>I don't think they will allow Maya Rudolph to portray Kamal as she did in the past.

She actually made her more cooler and down to earth than she actually is.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2024 03:00 PM (XV/Pl)

170 Feeling down. Wife's been gone for almost 7 months now. Got my Letters Testamentary, so I can start handling my FIL's probate estate. Younger son doesn't want to go to school, so may fail HS. Loads of fun...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Oh man, I'm so sorry. Will say a prayer for you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 03:00 PM (v6JzV)

171 Look, I get it. The media gaslit all of us about @JoeBiden’s obvious cognitive decline.
-----

You expressly do not get it.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 03:01 PM (JrF6z)

172 She is probably an absolute raging bitch when she starts drying out, and if she is like people in my family that is a regular schedule ranging from every three days to "just woke up"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024


***
Hangover: the feeling that a moose is having a baby in your head. When she's like that, I doubt she's the quiet type who pops ibuprofen and drinks a little hair of the dog.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 03:01 PM (J2vNu)

173 Hmmm. I thought this was just a joke. I don’t see it. I don’t know how that could be hidden, especially for years. I think she is just dumb.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 02:57 PM (p4NUW)
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I was skeptical until I watched the videos with the sound off. It's also possible Kamala had a drinking problem and something happened so that it's gotten out of hand.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 03:01 PM (tT6L1)

174 167 If you’d done the things I did to get where I am, you’d be an alcoholic too.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 19, 2024 03:00 PM (e1jrp)

7 Jaegermeisters don't get the taste out, do they?--Joke punchline

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 03:01 PM (ynpvh)

175 And what would happen to a staffer that say went to one of hte Alphabets and said they wanted to tell them about Harris's drinking problem?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2024 02:52 PM (oZhjI)

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They Didn't Kill Themselves.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 03:01 PM (ZWPVN)

176 She's definitely on something, probably Benzos.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2024 02:58 PM (XV/Pl)


One of the side effects of benzos is (ironically) crippling anxiety, and often that leads to higher dosing, and eventually serious addiction.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 03:01 PM (D7oie)

177 Willowed:

How are you doing? Always good to see you here, and get reports from your part of the world.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 19, 2024 02:40 PM (XeU6L)
-

Doing fine. Vacationing with BD pups and grandpups in northern Israel - but not too north.

Quagmire continues, greatly due to Biden Regime threats and pressure.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2024 03:01 PM (+9Nbm)

178 Willowed:

I hate to say this about another woman and yes, I know looks are not everything but why are these lefty protestor women so damn unattractive?

Wait till you see the female delegates. Last DNC I pointed out that Debbie Wasserman Schultz and Sarah Silverman were the two best looking women there. They're both banned this year, and will be replaced by 1's and 2's as Queen Kamala has to be the best looking woman at the convention.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 19, 2024 03:02 PM (Da7Vv)

179 158 @136

>>Wouldn't he have the same reaction?

Again, there is copious amounts of tape before Kamala was VP and while she has always been a commie b***h, she at least didn't come across as being drugged up like some sort of Stepford Wife.

She's definitely on something, probably Benzos.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2024 02:58 PM (XV/Pl)

I read that as Bezos, and thought, "Gross"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 03:02 PM (ynpvh)

180 147 Pelosi was often drunk

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

I think it's the side effects of natron.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

------------
LOL!

Posted by: Guy who knew natron was used by the egyptians to make mummies at August 19, 2024 03:02 PM (+XDJC)

181 I'm glad her bizarro world behavior is finally getting attention, but I think it's as likely as anything it's pills or gummies as well.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 19, 2024 03:02 PM (ei7q6)

182 BTW dumbshit there is no "all" - no one was "gaslit" about Biden's cinder block brain matter except stupidass leftards.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 03:02 PM (JrF6z)

183 I had an alcoholic relative that after decades of heavy drinking, died at age 54. For several decades prior to her death, her thought processes became like a child or childish in what she would say. Just like Kamala sounds.
Posted by: Cheri

One of the attorneys I used to work for had an alcoholic brother-in-law who was like that. She called it "drunk logic."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 03:02 PM (v6JzV)

184 105- Now think to yourself. Have you ever seen a drunk person giggle?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 19, 2024 02:52 PM

More times than I can count.

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 19, 2024 03:02 PM (rbKZ6)

185 Look, I get it. The media gaslit all of us about @JoeBiden’s obvious cognitive decline.

PRO TIP: You wouldn't have been gaslighted if you weren't stupid.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 19, 2024 03:02 PM (TcVeV)

186 No medical background but I thought xanax for anxiety or, more likely, she has Bipolar disorder.

Alcohol would obviously affect medications for either.

There's just something about her overall behaviour and some of the problems some family, friends have experienced.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too. at August 19, 2024 03:02 PM (NFX2v)

187 I dunno

maybe she's just a SPED
maybe a head injury as a child?

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 03:03 PM (/7KEl)

188
She sounds, more often than not, like her major in college was Stoner Philosophy ...

"What if ... each one of our ... * snarfs * ... our cells was, like, its, its, its ... * grabs handful of Cheetos and shoves them in her mouth * ... own ubiversh ... * cackles * ... and ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2024 03:03 PM (xG4kz)

189 183 I had an alcoholic relative that after decades of heavy drinking, died at age 54. For several decades prior to her death, her thought processes became like a child or childish in what she would say. Just like Kamala sounds.
Posted by: Cheri

One of the attorneys I used to work for had an alcoholic brother-in-law who was like that. She called it "drunk logic."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 03:02 PM (v6JzV)

Is that like dream logic? 'Cause that's f**ked-up too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 03:03 PM (ynpvh)

190 @176

>>One of the side effects of benzos is (ironically) crippling anxiety, and often that leads to higher dosing, and eventually serious addiction.

But Benzos can give the appearance of being drunk, which probably is what she's doing because it's really hard to sneak a drink when you're VP but extraordinarily easy to mix in some special pills with your daily vitamins.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2024 03:03 PM (XV/Pl)

191 Come on people... it's just a stutter. Don't get all wee-wee'd up about it.
----
If she is drunk I admire her liver.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2024 03:03 PM (Q4IgG)

192 Hmmm. I thought this was just a joke. I don’t see it. I don’t know how that could be hidden, especially for years. I think she is just dumb.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024


***
I do wonder why her critics, including us here, are only now mentioning this possibility. Seems to me it should have been floated as a theory before now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 03:03 PM (J2vNu)

193 Look, I get it. The media gaslit all of us about @JoeBiden’s obvious cognitive decline.

**************

Why are these people so inconsistently fucking stupid?

Like they'll have a random moment of consciousness that gets quickly followed by a stream of obnoxious retarded fuckery

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at August 19, 2024 03:03 PM (DBZuM)

194 as Queen Kamala has to be the best looking woman at the convention.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 19, 2024 03:02 PM (Da7Vv)

“Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the fairest one at the convention?”

*maniacal cackling*

~ Kamala Harris

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 03:03 PM (WTFYU)

195 Feeling down. Wife's been gone for almost 7 months now. Got my Letters Testamentary, so I can start handling my FIL's probate estate. Younger son doesn't want to go to school, so may fail HS. Loads of fun...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 02:59 PM (ynpvh)


get him into an apprenticeship program. Low voltage electrical, steel, concrete, welding, any of them are REALLY WELL PAYING JOBS and DON'T REQUIRE GOING INTO DEBT and mostly require BASIC MATH AND READING TO QUALIFY

Don't let your kid wind up like me with a useless BA and the belief that work is below him

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 03:04 PM (D7oie)

196 Not gonna be fun if she has to go thru detox as President.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 19, 2024 03:04 PM (rJ48h)

197 187 I dunno

maybe she's just a SPED
maybe a head injury as a child?

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 03:03 PM (/7KEl)

work-related head injuries.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 03:04 PM (ynpvh)

198
Warning: Any 'drunk as a skunk' comments will be countered with much vitriol!"

Posted by: Skunk Anti-Defamation League at August 19, 2024 03:04 PM (RKVpM)

199 164 Feeling down. Wife's been gone for almost 7 months now. Got my Letters Testamentary, so I can start handling my FIL's probate estate. Younger son doesn't want to go to school, so may fail HS. Loads of fun...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19,

Oh, Jim. Such big huge virtual hugs to you. I am so sorry so much is on your plate right now.

Is virtual school an option for your son? Or maybe a micro school so he is still engaged but has a little flexibility to work through his own emotions?

Outschool is a good option and place to look, as well as Brilliant Minds Micro school.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 03:05 PM (p4NUW)

200 One of the attorneys I used to work for had an alcoholic brother-in-law who was like that. She called it "drunk logic."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 03:02 PM (v6JzV)


I have heard it referred to as "wet-head"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 03:05 PM (D7oie)

201 Feeling down. Wife's been gone for almost 7 months now. Got my Letters Testamentary, so I can start handling my FIL's probate estate. Younger son doesn't want to go to school, so may fail HS. Loads of fun...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 02:59 PM (ynpvh)

If he has an inclination you might want to shift him to a trade school. Our HS even had one in the 70s. College will likely not be doing a male any favors and learning a real skill will be useful.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 03:05 PM (n7h9X)

202 Hicks Nix Kamala 'Hics!'

Posted by: Variety at August 19, 2024 03:05 PM (c39uV)

203 Apparently Kamala was told not to speak during this event because she was too intoxicated, but she did anyways.
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Notice her nose-wipe early in the video.

Alcohol? Perhaps. But I've repeatedly said I think it's some other substance.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2024 03:05 PM (+9Nbm)

204 If she is drunk I admire her liver.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Pfft. Piker

Posted by: Stephen Green, Vodkapundit at August 19, 2024 03:05 PM (v6JzV)

205 maybe she's just a SPED
maybe a head injury as a child?
Posted by: Don Black

Power of and?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 19, 2024 03:06 PM (cK5/t)

206 DEI Harris couldn't handle the stress of being VP with the world aflame and Biden* on death's doorstep. Self-medication to the rescue.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 19, 2024 03:06 PM (qUkBO)

207 201 Feeling down. Wife's been gone for almost 7 months now. Got my Letters Testamentary, so I can start handling my FIL's probate estate. Younger son doesn't want to go to school, so may fail HS. Loads of fun...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 02:59 PM (ynpvh)

If he has an inclination you might want to shift him to a trade school. Our HS even had one in the 70s. College will likely not be doing a male any favors and learning a real skill will be useful.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 03:05 PM (n7h9X)

That's an option he's well aware of, and wants to do. A HS diploma makes it easier.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 03:06 PM (ynpvh)

208 Off, sock.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 03:06 PM (v6JzV)

209 If you’d done the things I did to get where I am, you’d be an alcoholic too.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 19, 2024 03:00 PM (e1jrp)

7 Jaegermeisters don't get the taste out, do they?--Joke punchline

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 03:01 PM (ynpvh)

-----------------

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE JAEGERMEISTER IS GERMAN FOR HUNTER-MASTER!!!!!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 03:07 PM (ZWPVN)

210 206 DEI Harris couldn't handle the stress of being VP with the world aflame and Biden* on death's doorstep. Self-medication to the rescue.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at August 19, 2024 03:06 PM (qUkBO)

Just like the rest of us, she couldn’t believe he didn’t die within the first 3 months!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 03:07 PM (WTFYU)

211 Imma out. Gonna get some lunch (non-liquid).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 03:07 PM (ynpvh)

212 I've read that after age 50 everyone has the face they deserve.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 19, 2024 03:07 PM (MeG8a)

213 Hmmm. I thought this was just a joke. I don’t see it. I don’t know how that could be hidden, especially for years. I think she is just dumb.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024

***
I do wonder why her critics, including us here, are only now mentioning this possibility. Seems to me it should have been floated as a theory before now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 03:03 PM (J2vNu)
__________

It has been floated before. Some of the clips linked above are from 2020. It's just that she was never this big of a target before. I've been debating whether she's drunk or stoned (or possibly both) since about 2020.

Remember: There's a reason she's hidden away in her basement. Just like with Joey Shitbrains, the handlers know that every time she's in public there's a risk of complete collapse.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 19, 2024 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

214 There better be a BAID on the nuclear football, in case she stumbles upon it sitting around the White House.

Posted by: Roy at August 19, 2024 03:07 PM (z+ik4)

215 Kamala obviously has some issues from her past. Perhaps she should take some time to confront them and get some healing instead of running for President.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2024 03:07 PM (dTTBf)

216 From the perspective of the oligarchs really running this shitshow of an administration, Kamala Harris' drinking problem is a plus. Drunks are more malleable, more easily manipulated--you know, in the way elderly Alzheimer's patients are easily manipulated. (Been there, done that.)

All those backroom wheeler-dealers want is a plausible puppet. Harris, while not perfect for their purposes, suits nicely. She's both drunk and stupid enough to think they'll allow her a seat at the big boys' table. Or under the table, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: troyriser at August 19, 2024 03:07 PM (Vvljl)

217 I still think she's high as fuck rather than drunk. I've been around drunks. I've been around stoners. Her speech and mannerisms are giving me stoner vibes.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq.

Embrace the healing power of Andy, who is powerful and healing.

Posted by: Kamala at August 19, 2024 03:07 PM (hCzfy)

218 I was skeptical until I watched the videos with the sound off. It's also possible Kamala had a drinking problem and something happened so that it's gotten out of hand.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024


***
She got tapped with this tremendous responsibility (not to govern well, just to get elected). Now she has no down time to toss back a few martinis when she's not being observed. So she slips and sips while traveling on the plane, and emerges pickled.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 03:07 PM (J2vNu)

219 ok, a headline about a non-drunk, seen at my mammy herald:

Donald Trump’s golfing granddaughter is taking her talents to this Florida university

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 19, 2024 03:08 PM (CWTWj)

220 I hate to say this about another woman and yes, I know looks are not everything but why are these lefty protestor women so damn unattractive?

***********************

Rush highlighted this point by suggesting feminism was equality for ugly women

I also think their diet of veganism and 500 different cocktails of birth control pills that they laughably dont need has something to do with it too

I saw YouTube videos of older women who switch from veganism to full carnivore and it literally de-ages them by years. Its actually shocking to see the change

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at August 19, 2024 03:08 PM (DBZuM)

221 Breathalyzer before the debates.

Breath tube at the bottom of the AF2 staircase.

Trump could just pause and touch his nose with an extended arm.

Posted by: DaveA at August 19, 2024 03:08 PM (PMJuY)

222 PRO TIP: You wouldn't have been gaslighted if you weren't stupid.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

In a time when lying is everywhere and accepted, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
We've been lied to by the "media" for decades, and really, only now, are we realizing the complete totality of the lies we have been told for a very long time.
Anybody with even a cursory observation knew that Joe Biden was mentally impaired 4 years ago....Yet, he was "elected".
To question his legitimate election was made akin to treason....to question the lie.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at August 19, 2024 03:08 PM (vcOmj)

223 217 I still think she's high as fuck rather than drunk. I've been around drunks. I've been around stoners. Her speech and mannerisms are giving me stoner vibes.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq.

Embrace the healing power of Andy, who is powerful and healing.
Posted by: Kamala at August 19, 2024 03:07 PM (hCzfy)

I have to go with Barney on this one.

Posted by: Roy at August 19, 2024 03:09 PM (z+ik4)

224 Kamala obviously has some issues from her past. Perhaps she should take some time to confront them and get some healing instead of running for President.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2024 03:07 PM (dTTBf)

Running for president IS her confronting them. Marxism is therapy for the deranged.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 03:09 PM (JrF6z)

225
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 03:03 PM (/7KEl)

work-related head injuries.
Posted by: jim (in Kalif


Your telling me. Seen the choppers on her?

Posted by: Willie brown at August 19, 2024 03:09 PM (uBBbP)

226 I've read that after age 50 everyone has the face they deserve.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 19, 2024


***
OH DEAR GOD GET IT OFF ME

Posted by: Knee-Pads Harris at August 19, 2024 03:09 PM (J2vNu)

227 Maybe Joe Biden's stutter is sexually transmittable.



Good luck eating later.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 19, 2024 03:09 PM (YI/mm)

228 >>>166 I had an alcoholic relative that after decades of heavy drinking, died at age 54. For several decades prior to her death, her thought processes became like a child or childish in what she would say. Just like Kamala sounds.
Posted by: Cheri at August 19, 2024 02:59 PM
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Same here. Sister-in-law. Alcohol-induced dementia in her late 50s, in assisted living since her early 60s.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 19, 2024 03:09 PM (wzAuc)

229 I do wonder why her critics, including us here, are only now mentioning this possibility. Seems to me it should have been floated as a theory before now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 03:03 PM (J2vNu)



At the risk of scogging, I've been saying this for awhile.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2024 03:09 PM (aD39U)

230 Jim, here is the Oregon's Labor and Industries' Apprenticeship program page

I suspect your state has one too, but go through this with your kid.

https://tinyurl.com/4x7czbfh

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 03:10 PM (D7oie)

231 "It's also possible Kamala had a drinking problem and something happened so that it's gotten out of hand."

Like getting tapped to run for a man's job, for which she is in no way prepared.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2024 03:10 PM (Cus5s)

232 I do wonder why her critics, including us here, are only now mentioning this possibility. Seems to me it should have been floated as a theory before now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

Lots of us have posited that shes always high in public

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2024 03:10 PM (CIS44)

233 Even the Washington Post is rejecting the "greedy corporations" Marxist pandering.

Bezos owns a chain of supermarkets.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 19, 2024 03:10 PM (uxCna)

234 I saw YouTube videos of older women who switch from veganism to full carnivore and it literally de-ages them by years. Its actually shocking to see the change

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at August 19, 2024 03:08 PM (DBZuM)

Recently saw a study on a male, where he did six months of carnivore/animal-based, six months western diet, six months vegan.

The animal-based was best by his blood markers. Vegan was by far the worst.

Humans were not meant to subsist on plants!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 19, 2024 03:10 PM (KbCG3)

235 Remember: There's a reason she's hidden away in her basement. Just like with Joey Shitbrains, the handlers know that every time she's in public there's a risk of complete collapse.
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq

I really think it’s because she is dumb. But the worst kind of dumb - the dumb who thinks she is an intellectual. I could be wrong, of course, but that is a tough thing to hide for such a long period of time.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 03:10 PM (pZEOD)

236 Gutfeld, I think, labeled harris as "America's Second Wife."
Posted by: Soothsayer,

Our new step mom? Dang, she ain't even hot.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 19, 2024 03:10 PM (MMu89)

237 Look, I get it. The media gaslit all of us
------

Even irony is looking at this like "damn bro, slow your roll"

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 03:10 PM (JrF6z)

238 Warning: Any 'drunk as a skunk' comments will be countered with much vitriolbutyl mercaptan!"
Posted by: Skunk Anti-Defamation League at August 19, 2024


***
Fixed

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 03:10 PM (J2vNu)

239 That's General Drunk to you plebians..

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 19, 2024 03:11 PM (TGPs7)

240 Hmmm. I thought this was just a joke. I don’t see it. I don’t know how that could be hidden, especially for years. I think she is just dumb.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 02:57 PM (p4NUW)

Why would you think they hide it?

Ever see those "Day in the Life of" of cute girls working in tech companies like Google? They had wine on tap in the office, they'd go visiting other gals in other tech offices, and post work bar meetings after.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 03:11 PM (n7h9X)

241
I guaranfuckingtee you the next fake #hashtag these gaslighters will push will be #quirky.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 03:11 PM (h0F3f)

242 It isn't day drinking if you wait until happy hour.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 03:11 PM (dp11t)

243 Serious question: Has this guttersnipe ever herself denied she was drunk? Has anyone in her inner circle? It seems only D-list nobodies are defending her on this.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 19, 2024 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

244 Loads of fun...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 02:59 PM (ynpvh)
-

I know talk is cheap but I hope you take on the challenges at hand with wisdom and strength and set things on a good path.

Flip a switch. You can do it. And it doesn't have to be perfect.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2024 03:11 PM (+9Nbm)

245 I'm not sure how well the "she's drunk all the time" angle will work, unless it's followed by "No she's not drunk, that's actually her normal state".

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 19, 2024 03:11 PM (lg881)

246 Kanela has an impressionable personality. She's been living with, figuratively, a House full of, to say the least, addictive personalities. She was a useful tool to the bureau and to her family but couldn't take the stress.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 19, 2024 03:11 PM (yEg6H)

247 Warning: Any 'drunk as a skunk' comments will be countered with much vitriol!"
Posted by: Skunk Anti-Defamation League at August 19, 2024 03:04 PM (RKVpM)
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Pff. You think you have it bad?

Posted by: Regulan Blood Worms at August 19, 2024 03:11 PM (VdhcA)

248 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

jim.
so sorry, sir.
my prayers are up for you and your son.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 19, 2024 03:12 PM (Rbu5d)

249 Willowed

Robbie prefers that women occupy traditional distaff roles and nothing else.
Posted by: SFGoth
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I think there may be some people who are confused regarding my comments on feminism and how destructive it is and has been.

I fully support women doing what they want, be it starting a roofing company or getting tattoos of nose rings. Go for it. My comments are meant for nothing more than to help people fooled by feminism understand how damaging it is to both the women and the nation. I know cosmo and tiktok etc say that men want argumentative boss bitches with prison tattoos and nose rings who are also terrible with money and have delayed having children in order to sleep with dozens of men, but it's not true. It's easy to verify, too. Just ask the men you know if they want to marry an argumentative boss bitch with prison tattoos and nose rings who is also terrible with money and has delayed having children in order to sleep with dozens of men. You already know the answer. And yet our youth are being raised this way. Draw attention to it in order to stop it.

For the record I think only taxpayers should vote.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when women's jobs were valuable and had meaning? at August 19, 2024 03:12 PM (8l6wf)

250 Our new step mom? Dang, she ain't even hot.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 19, 2024 03:10 PM (MMu89)

“Son, that doesn’t matter when I turn the lights off.”

~ Your Dad, explaining why he settled

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 03:12 PM (WTFYU)

251 Would be funny AF if kamalawannadingdong was one of those drunks that thinks she gets smahter the more she drinks. A real part hardy blow hard type.


Yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaw.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 19, 2024 03:12 PM (uBBbP)

252 Addendum: oh, but women shouldn't be allowed to vote in federal elections so long as they are not required to register for the draft.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when women's jobs were valuable and had meaning? at August 19, 2024 03:13 PM (8l6wf)

253 Who doesn't have a twee martooni lunch, or breakfast, for that matter?

Posted by: Rum Dum at August 19, 2024 03:13 PM (CV8a5)

254 I 100% believe they are hiding her away because anything "real" has the potential to derail the abject lie that the race is close, which is the barest minimal requirement needed to run out the clock on The Steal.

Same reason Joe hid in 2020.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 03:13 PM (JrF6z)

255 Donald Trump’s golfing granddaughter is taking her talents to this Florida university
Posted by: gnats local 678

Miami

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2024 03:13 PM (CIS44)

256 I'm getting that North Korean feeling except for my dick.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 19, 2024 03:13 PM (aOzEQ)

257 242 It isn't day drinking if you wait until happy hour.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 03:11 PM (dp11t)

Is it day drinking if your still in blackout mode?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 19, 2024 03:14 PM (uBBbP)

258 It isn't day drinking if you do it all day

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 03:15 PM (JrF6z)

259
Look, fats:

The bottom line is: harris Cannot go "off-script" ever. She must stay on script or else she's exposed.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 03:15 PM (h0F3f)

260 Who doesn't have a twee martooni lunch, or breakfast, for that matter?
Posted by: Rum Dum at August 19, 2024


***
Rob Petrie: "I am . . . serene."

Laura: "How many serenes did you have?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 03:15 PM (J2vNu)

261 Anyone ever heard of a "California accent?"

I knew some people when I lived out there that had a sort of slurred, lazy way of talking. They weren't drunk (mostly) or high (sometimes) but they did sort of talk like Kamala.

I don't think that's the case here. But I can see the media telling us it is and the press pushing it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2024 03:15 PM (Q4IgG)

262 Rush highlighted this point by suggesting feminism was equality for ugly women

I also think their diet of veganism and 500 different cocktails of birth control pills that they laughably dont need has something to do with it too

I saw YouTube videos of older women who switch from veganism to full carnivore and it literally de-ages them by years. Its actually shocking to see the change
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump Ho And Yearner for Zooey Deschanel's Bosom at August 19, 2024 03:08 PM (DBZuM)

#24: Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 03:15 PM (n7h9X)

263 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 02:59 PM

I'm sorry Jim - you are going through a lot. Just a thought on your son - my son at age 17 hated HS mostly because he was bored and not into the social scene of HS. I enrolled him in an alternative HS in our town and it was fantastic. Maybe something like this would work for him? It was all of the traditional courses but tailored to each kid and without the peer/social pressures of a regular HS environment.

Anyway, be good to yourself and keep the faith - thinking of you.

Posted by: Cheri at August 19, 2024 03:15 PM (oiNtH)

264 Remember: There's a reason she's hidden away in her basement. Just like with Joey Shitbrains, the handlers know that every time she's in public there's a risk of complete collapse.
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq

I really think it’s because she is dumb. But the worst kind of dumb - the dumb who thinks she is an intellectual. I could be wrong, of course, but that is a tough thing to hide for such a long period of time.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 03:10 PM (pZEOD)
______

She is very dumb. But dumbness doesn't produce glassy-eyed stares, almost uncontrollable cackling and laughing, weird arm and hand gestures, and this overall sense of goofiness in everything she does. Watch the video of her with the girls' softball team. That's not stupidity. She is high and/or drunk as fuck.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 19, 2024 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

265 I suppose if my only qualification for gaining political office was sucking the right dicks I'd be heavily self-medicating with booze and drugs too.

Posted by: It would also be ghey but you get the point at August 19, 2024 03:15 PM (q1Zxb)

266 So Harris has a narrower range of "good time" than Biden if she is incapacitated by a hangover. The dysfunction is desirable in a puppet, although as seen with Biden it has its limits.

As for the economic program: did the idiots who jumped on the Woke Capital train really think the nonsense would be confined to culture and not leech out into economics and finance?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 19, 2024 03:16 PM (KSNKu)

267 236 Gutfeld, I think, labeled harris as "America's Second Wife."
Posted by: Soothsayer,

Our new step mom? Dang, she ain't even hot.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 19, 2024 03:10 PM (MMu89)

And walz is the second hubby that cheated on number 1 with the baby sitter.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 19, 2024 03:16 PM (uBBbP)

268 But if you don’t start drinking in the morning then you wouldn’t be able to drink all day! It’s like a Venn Diagram…a clock is a circle and the sun is a circle. And that’s what the top of my glass looks like. They all fit right on top of each other. It’s just common sense. Do I have to explain that again?

Posted by: Kamala for Preezy at August 19, 2024 03:16 PM (EXfKk)

269 234
Humans were not meant to subsist on plants!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August

We are omnivores. Our bodies are quite good at telling us what we need and what we are lacking. Really young children have this down. We train it out of them (eat everything on your plate or no dessert!) or it gets trained out due to foods available and being pushed. As adults, we ignore it for fad diets or because we have gone so long with the ignore, we don’t recognize the signs. Think about it- you are told to drink x number of glasses of water. Truth is, you should drink when you are thirsty. You are told to eat this or that, truth is you need a variety of foods if you are otherwise healthy. So much more here, but I feel like I dominate conversations like this so I am going to practice being quieter.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 03:16 PM (pZEOD)

270 Lots of good paying jobs in skilled trades.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 19, 2024 03:16 PM (Da7Vv)

271 re 250: another pucnhline: well, my poppa once said to me 'son, the worst i ever had... was still pretty good.'

of course, poppa might not have 'know' moochelle

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 19, 2024 03:17 PM (CWTWj)

272 And walz is the second hubby that cheated on number 1 with the baby sitter.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 19, 2024 03:16 PM (uBBbP)

He learned it from watching first hubby.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 19, 2024 03:17 PM (KbCG3)

273 57.5% of the perpetrators of antisemitic incidents were identified as far leftists, 22.1% of them were Islamists, 11.5% were unknown and 8.9% were done by far-right extremists

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 19, 2024 03:17 PM (RHGPo)

274 When you're drunk all day, EVERY phone call is a 3am phone call.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 03:17 PM (JrF6z)

275 Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2024 03:15 PM (Q4IgG)

C'mon. Everyone knows the current excuse is a stutter.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 19, 2024 03:17 PM (KSNKu)

276 I'd be willing to caddy for Kai Trump.

Posted by: My Service To Mankind at August 19, 2024 03:17 PM (CV8a5)

277 If someone can't wait until five-thirty PM to get sloshed, they're certainly not going to be ready for the fabled three AM call.

Wow, I didn't know you were a teetotaler, Ace.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 03:17 PM (xCA6C)

278 261 Anyone ever heard of a "California accent?"

I knew some people when I lived out there that had a sort of slurred, lazy way of talking. They weren't drunk (mostly) or high (sometimes) but they did sort of talk like Kamala.

I don't think that's the case here. But I can see the media telling us it is and the press pushing it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2024 03:15 PM (Q4IgG)


NO WAY!

Posted by: Spicloi at August 19, 2024 03:17 PM (uBBbP)

279 If I had a nickel for every time a Democrat woman presidential candidate was a raging alcoholic, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 19, 2024 03:19 PM (B9Prs)

280 Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid 6h
🚨 Breaking: Senator John Fetterman will not attend the Democratic National Convention
===
Over Israel [and protesters targeting him etc..]

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 03:19 PM (c39uV)

281 A lot of people say Kamala is drunk all the time. A lot of very respected people. I'm not saying it, I'm just telling you what a lot of people are saying. They say it would explain a lot about all her nuttiness. It's true.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 03:19 PM (JrF6z)

282 ***
Rob Petrie: "I am . . . serene."

Laura: "How many serenes did you have?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 03:15 PM (J2vNu)

Lol. Blast from the past.

Posted by: Spicloi at August 19, 2024 03:19 PM (uBBbP)

283 so I am going to practice being quieter.
Posted by: Piper


That is not the Horde way.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 03:19 PM (v6JzV)

284 Re CA accent - there is the stupid valley girl talk. But that's not Kamala I don't think.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 19, 2024 03:19 PM (ZtyUu)

285 This election reminds me more and more of 1992. None of the DemonRat big shots wanted to run against Bush 41, because he was invincible after the 1991 Gulf War.

Add in a 3rd party candidate and full court press lies about the economy and voilà, we got the satanic Clintons for the next 32 years.

The Deep State learned its lesson from 1992, as Hillary and Bill became too powerful and, dare I say, at least functionally competent, for the Deep State to control them completely.

Fast forward to 2024. No Donk hotshot wants to run, and a third party candidate will pull in a lot of votes from Harris as well as Trump. We have the same endless MSM lies against Trump. But this time the Deep State has chosen two utterly incompetent low-functioning imbeciles as their candidates, who can be completely controlled after Cheat 2.0 installs them in office.

We are fucked.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 19, 2024 03:19 PM (tVm14)

286 I do wonder why her critics, including us here, are only now mentioning this possibility. Seems to me it should have been floated as a theory before now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
*
Lots of us have posited that shes always high in public
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2024


***
Understand, Bruce, I'm not suggesting that KH is NOT a drunk or a stoner, or both. I just don't remember seeing a discussion of this in the last four years, here or in any source Ace linked. Possibly I've forgotten.

Maybe it's that the evidence is now overwhelming, and also that it's urgent now that we let people know the D candidate is a drunk.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 03:19 PM (J2vNu)

287 ***Steal a patent? Damn straight!***
-yeah, you can do it, You Have To Have the Will to Do It.-
---------------------------------


That's why she didn't get any votes. She's a straight up tyrant and that doesn't play well even with solid, on the street, Democrats.

Posted by: Braenyard, watching Nancy Pelosi's shadow at August 19, 2024 03:20 PM (yEg6H)

288 Im going with drunk and stupid.

She can always sober up; the other issue is tougher to fix.

Posted by: LASue at August 19, 2024 03:20 PM (lCppi)

289 Anyone ever heard of a "California accent?"

I knew some people when I lived out there that had a sort of slurred, lazy way of talking. They weren't drunk (mostly) or high (sometimes) but they did sort of talk like Kamala.

I don't think that's the case here. But I can see the media telling us it is and the press pushing it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2024 03:15 PM (Q4IgG)

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It was called the "Valley Girl" accent back in the 80s and 90s -- presumably evolved from the San Fernando Valley?

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 03:20 PM (ZWPVN)

290 Just the other day I was talking to this guy Jack Daniels and he said that if we continue to screw up the economy that it might get worse and cause something called inflation.

Posted by: Kumala Harris at August 19, 2024 03:20 PM (qpLSv)

291 I still think it's possible the cocaine was hers.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 03:20 PM (dGCAG)

292 I knew some people when I lived out there that had a sort of slurred, lazy way of talking. They weren't drunk (mostly) or high (sometimes) but they did sort of talk like Kamala.

I don't think that's the case here. But I can see the media telling us it is and the press pushing it.


When you're in a slurring contest with Joe Biden, and he wins for clarity, you've got a big problem.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 03:20 PM (xCA6C)

293 Anyone ever heard of a "California accent?"
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SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULLES!!!

Posted by: San Dimas High School Football Jock at August 19, 2024 03:21 PM (VdhcA)

294 The animal-based was best by his blood markers. Vegan was by far the worst.

Humans were not meant to subsist on plants!


Look at animals. Herbivores have their eyes on the sides of their heads so they can see attacks coming. Carnivores have their eyes in the front - so they can spot prey. Where are our eyes?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 19, 2024 03:21 PM (Da7Vv)

295
The failed diverse post-menopausal girl-boss movie "Borderlands" hasn't even hit $15M at the box office, after two weeks.

Budget was $120M.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 03:21 PM (h0F3f)

296
There are some clips where it's clear she's definitely high IMO, the way she speaks, the exaggerated arm movements, the stops to think before she says something simple in the middle while she's saying it.

Then in others, it's clear she's just stupid. Stupid and unprepared. She could be high or drunk too at the same time. But, mostly she seems a truly stupid person.

She's so stupid that she hasn't memorized 3 or 4 bullshit speeches to pull out whenever she doesn't have anything to say. And barf one of those out, sound coherent, and traipse off.

Drunk is worse but she's also profoundly stupid.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2024 03:21 PM (eDfFs)

297 Three years later and these supply chains are still "snarled"?

shame we don't have a transportation czar that could sort out these snafus

Posted by: anachronda at August 19, 2024 03:21 PM (oY6Yp)

298 Saw a meme today that compared Walz to the old Chris Farley man in a van character. And I finally thought, "That's it!"

Hilarious.

Posted by: InZona at August 19, 2024 03:21 PM (o8srJ)

299 293 Anyone ever heard of a "California accent?"
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SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULLES!!!
Posted by: San Dimas High School Football Jock at August 19, 2024 03:21 PM (VdhcA)

A most excellent reference.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 19, 2024 03:21 PM (KbCG3)

300 242 It isn't day drinking if you wait until happy hour.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 19, 2024 03:11 PM (dp11t)

It's 5 O'clock somewhere!

Posted by: Jimmy Buffett at August 19, 2024 03:22 PM (VGRuw)

301 It's the old alcoholics excuse, that the job is so stressful, she needs a drink to take the edge off.

So, let's revisit the multiple stories of the last few years that she is excessively angry and so many of her staff quit.
The kind of thing alcoholics do.

And so, all that are left are the far-left, true-believers.
And enablers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 19, 2024 03:22 PM (pbPTf)

302 Warning: Any 'drunk as a skunk' comments will be countered with much vitriol!"
Posted by: Skunk Anti-Defamation League at August 19, 2024 03:04 PM


Same with 'pickled as a mephitic penguin' comments.

Posted by: Penguin Anti-Defamation League at August 19, 2024 03:22 PM (a3Q+t)

303 I fully support women doing what they want, be it starting a roofing company or getting tattoos of nose rings. Go for it. My comments are meant for nothing more than to help people fooled by feminism understand how damaging it is to both the women and the nation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - remember when women's jobs were valuable and had meaning? at August 19, 2024 03:12 PM (8l6wf)

It is undeniably true that since Feminism went mainstream women are less happy in self reported surveys, taking more medication for depression, and so on. There are similar effects with the more recent explosion in promiscuity, women are less likely to pair bond the more partners she has.

Note that these facts aren't spread by the media, unlike the dangers of incandescent lights, so you should see what your allies really think. Its one thing to boost a change in course, another to reject any change when the costs become obvious.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 03:22 PM (n7h9X)

304
The new fake Aliens movie is getting mixed reviews. Idiots like it, everyone else says it's meh or worse.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 03:22 PM (h0F3f)

305 I don't think that's the case here. But I can see the media telling us it is and the press pushing it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2024 03:15 PM (Q4IgG)

It was called the "Valley Girl" accent back in the 80s and 90s -- presumably evolved from the San Fernando Valley?
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 03:20 PM (ZWPVN)

Compare her famous "they're not going to stop, nor should they" rant to her cacklefest rambling.

If it was her accent, there wouldn't be such a stark difference.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 03:22 PM (dGCAG)

306 Where are our eyes?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 19, 2024 03:21 PM (Da7Vv)


Looking at boobs.

Posted by: spindrift at August 19, 2024 03:22 PM (OguvZ)

307 Her "space" comments sound like someone really stoned trying to discuss their "heavy revelations", which sound stupid to anyone not also stoned.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2024 03:22 PM (Cus5s)

308 Saw a meme today that compared Walz to the old Chris Farley man in a van character. And I finally thought, "That's it!"

Hilarious.
Posted by: InZona

You might be saying, Matt, HOW CAN I GET BACK ON THE RIGHT TRACK

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2024 03:22 PM (CIS44)

309 294 The animal-based was best by his blood markers. Vegan was by far the worst.

Humans were not meant to subsist on plants!

Look at animals. Herbivores have their eyes on the sides of their heads so they can see attacks coming. Carnivores have their eyes in the front - so they can spot prey. Where are our eyes?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 19, 2024 03:21 PM (Da7Vv)

Usually staring at my wife's butt.

Oh, you meant...I got it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 19, 2024 03:23 PM (KbCG3)

310 304
The new fake Aliens movie is getting mixed reviews. Idiots like it, everyone else says it's meh or worse.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 03:22 PM (h0F3f)

=======

Nice to know I'm not an idiot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

311 Just the other day I was talking to this guy Jack Daniels and he said that if we continue to screw up the economy that it might get worse and cause something called inflation.

I think she's gotten 2nd and 3rd opinions from Pappy van Winkle.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 03:23 PM (xCA6C)

312 Rob Petrie: "I am . . . serene."

Laura: "How many serenes did you have?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024
*
Lol. Blast from the past.
Posted by: Spicloi at August 19, 2024


***
Don't forget, too, that often when Darrin the First and Samantha had a serious quarrel, he would repair to the bar near his office and have a couple of drinks. Usually the resident barfly he conversed with was played by the actor who later embodied Mr. Whipple of "Squeeze the Charmin" fame.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 03:23 PM (J2vNu)

313 I really think it’s because she is dumb. But the worst kind of dumb - the dumb who thinks she is an intellectual. I could be wrong, of course, but that is a tough thing to hide for such a long period of time.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 03:10 PM

---

She's dumb, yes. But even dumb people can do the work to seem minimally prepared in public, and her lack of prep with so much on the line has baffled me. This makes more sense. A buzz makes you more delusional and impairs both your gratification deferral and memory. Hell of a thing to mix with low intelligence.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 19, 2024 03:23 PM (wzAuc)

314 217 I still think she's high as fuck rather than drunk. I've been around drunks. I've been around stoners. Her speech and mannerisms are giving me stoner vibes.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq.

Embrace the healing power of Andy, who is powerful and healing.
Posted by: Kamala at August 19, 2024 03:07 PM

Benzos with a white wine kicker.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 19, 2024 03:23 PM (tMjDM)

315 304
The new fake Aliens movie is getting mixed reviews. Idiots like it, everyone else says it's meh or worse.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 03:22 PM (h0F3f)

But what does TJM have to say about it?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 03:23 PM (WTFYU)

316 Kamala doesn't speak "Valley" because you couldn't gag her with a spoon.

Posted by: M U Zappa at August 19, 2024 03:23 PM (CV8a5)

317 The vice president instead opted for a less forthright route: Blaming big business. She vowed to go after "price gouging" by grocery stores,

no, she didn't. she vowed to go after "price gauging". bongino was playing it over and over the other day.

Posted by: anachronda at August 19, 2024 03:23 PM (oY6Yp)

318 I "can" wait that long. However, on the weekend I typically choose not to.

Posted by: Watcher It All Go Down at August 19, 2024 03:23 PM (WO+8/)

319 "Madame, I'll be both sober and not stupid in the morning," he should say.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 19, 2024 03:23 PM (KSNKu)

320 1. She's drunk in public and on video.

I couldn't tell that wasn't Nancy Pelosi until about halfway thru.

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2024 03:23 PM (RFx0q)

321 There are rare cases in which herbivores will consume meat, but it's usually because of some severe dietary deficiency. They will also chew bones for the salt.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 03:23 PM (v6JzV)

322 Look at animals. Herbivores have their eyes on the sides of their heads so they can see attacks coming. Carnivores have their eyes in the front - so they can spot prey. Where are our eyes?
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Usually scanning for nice asses and tits.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 19, 2024 03:23 PM (FmapG)

323 315 But what does TJM have to say about it?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 03:23 PM (WTFYU)

=======

Meh.

https://is.gd/DElIfK

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

324 by the way, thank you cbd.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 19, 2024 03:24 PM (CWTWj)

325 295
The failed diverse post-menopausal girl-boss movie "Borderlands" hasn't even hit $15M at the box office, after two weeks.

Budget was $120M.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 03:21 PM (h0F3f)

Never girlboss too close to the sun.

Why they make Blanchett so ugly in this movie.

Also looking forward the cate a Jamie riffing hot flash jokes before they blow up the moon or something. "Let's see a guy do that" "hot mess mode, off!"

Posted by: Spicloi at August 19, 2024 03:24 PM (uBBbP)

326 I've said it before, Randi Weingarten is the guy who used to do the Crazy Eddie commercials:

https://tinyurl.com/yc7dv5an

Her policies are INSAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2024 03:24 PM (+9Nbm)

327 I think "hard times Harris" would be a good nickname. Bring more light to the price fixing.

Posted by: InZona at August 19, 2024 03:24 PM (o8srJ)

328 317 The vice president instead opted for a less forthright route: Blaming big business. She vowed to go after "price gouging" by grocery stores,

no, she didn't. she vowed to go after "price gauging". bongino was playing it over and over the other day.
Posted by: anachronda


somebody needs to finish reading the content before he pops off in the grey boxes, apparently.

Posted by: anachronda at August 19, 2024 03:24 PM (oY6Yp)

329 Then in others, it's clear she's just stupid. Stupid and unprepared. She could be high or drunk too at the same time. But, mostly she seems a truly stupid person.

She's so stupid that she hasn't memorized 3 or 4 bullshit speeches to pull out whenever she doesn't have anything to say. And barf one of those out, sound coherent, and traipse off.


The contrast with the razor-sharp J.D. Vance couldn't be starker.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 03:25 PM (xCA6C)

330 You have to admire the absolute loyalty within the Dem party. Were Harris a Republican, disgruntled former staff would be lining up to level some sort of accusation against her. But, the Dems (regardless of the severity of the offense) ALWAYS keep their mouths shut.

Posted by: Orson at August 19, 2024 03:25 PM (dIske)

331 Carnivores have their eyes in the front - so they can spot prey. Where are our eyes?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 19, 2024 03:21 PM


We only have one eye, and we're laser-focused on target acquisition!

Posted by: One-Eyed Heat-Seeking Missle at August 19, 2024 03:25 PM (a3Q+t)

332 [snip of excellent rant]

We are fucked.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 19, 2024 03:19 PM (tVm14)

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Good analogy and well-said.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 03:25 PM (ZWPVN)

333
Nice to know I'm not an idiot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Are you surprised at the 86% rotten tomatoes audience score?

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 03:25 PM (h0F3f)

334 The failed diverse post-menopausal girl-boss movie "Borderlands" hasn't even hit $15M at the box office, after two weeks.

Budget was $120M.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 03:21 PM (h0F3f)
_____

I never even knew Borderlands existed until Ace started shitting on it a few weeks ago.

I never heard of Roblox either until Pixy said something about it this morning. I still have no idea what it is, other than some online game.

Remember the old "you don't get out much, do you?" put-down? Well now it's more like "you get out too much, don't you?"

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 19, 2024 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

335 Where are our eyes?
------------
Usually scanning for nice asses and tits.
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 19, 2024


***
Which ideally are right in front of us! It all works out!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 03:25 PM (J2vNu)

336 330 You have to admire the absolute loyalty within the Dem party. Were Harris a Republican, disgruntled former staff would be lining up to level some sort of accusation against her. But, the Dems (regardless of the severity of the offense) ALWAYS keep their mouths shut.
Posted by: Orson at August 19, 2024 03:25 PM (dIske)

========

Nah.

Establishment Republicans get that loyalty.

McConnell is still in office, and not a single staffer has come out saying that he sleeps 22 hours a day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

337 Where are our eyes?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 19, 2024 03:21 PM (Da7Vv)

On Sydney Sweeney's chest.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 03:26 PM (dGCAG)

338 Same here. Sister-in-law. Alcohol-induced dementia in her late 50s, in assisted living since her early 60s.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

Oh that is so awful and sad. I saw my relative throw very loud tantrums like a child when she was refused another drink after having had many every day, all day. It is horrible to be a part of that and the effects are felt by everyone around that person.

Posted by: Cheri at August 19, 2024 03:26 PM (oiNtH)

339 The contrast with the razor-sharp J.D. Vance couldn't be starker.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 03:25 PM (xCA6C)

Shame he’s so weird…

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 03:26 PM (WTFYU)

340 315 304
The new fake Aliens movie is getting mixed reviews. Idiots like it, everyone else says it's meh or worse.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 03:22 PM (h0F3f)

But what does TJM have to say about it?


my money's on "well, it's no prometheus..."

Posted by: anachronda at August 19, 2024 03:26 PM (oY6Yp)

341 The whole world changed when Mr. Whipple died.

Posted by: Henry Kissinger at August 19, 2024 03:26 PM (CV8a5)

342 She's a mean drunk too

Posted by: Every Harris staffer who quit at August 19, 2024 03:26 PM (z+ik4)

343 333 Are you surprised at the 86% rotten tomatoes audience score?
Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 03:25 PM (h0F3f)

========

No RT score surprises me anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

344 The animal-based was best by his blood markers. Vegan was by far the worst.

Humans were not meant to subsist on plants!

Look at animals. Herbivores have their eyes on the sides of their heads so they can see attacks coming. Carnivores have their eyes in the front - so they can spot prey. Where are our eyes?
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 19, 2024 03:21 PM (Da7Vv)

Humans are omnivores - our digestive tract is longer than carnivore, shorter than herbivores. Teeth have grinders and sharp teeth. Women tended to do plant gathering/growing/and small animal tending where physical limitations especially during pregnancy are less of an issue. Men went off and hunted for protein which could cover for shortfall in the other food sources.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 03:26 PM (n7h9X)

345 But, the Dems (regardless of the severity of the offense) ALWAYS keep their mouths shut.
Posted by: Orson at August 19, 2024 03:25 PM


Or else, of course.

Posted by: Fort Marcy Park at August 19, 2024 03:26 PM (a3Q+t)

346 Don't forget, too, that often when Darrin the First and Samantha had a serious quarrel, he would repair to the bar near his office and have a couple of drinks. Usually the resident barfly he conversed with was played by the actor who later embodied Mr. Whipple of "Squeeze the Charmin" fame.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Yeah, that character was great. And every adult on that show, mortal and witch/warlock, was a first-class boozer (well, maybe not Aunt Clara).

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 03:26 PM (v6JzV)

347 If you make a Venn diagram, you know a cirle thing drawing dohicky, of day drinkers, and people that get drunk in daylight, and drunk people that drink before dark it is close to a circle. CACKLE, CACKLE, CACKLE. I MEAN YOU KNOW A ROUND CIRCLE!

Posted by: Kameltoe Harris at August 19, 2024 03:26 PM (17s+e)

348 Windfall profits tax, anyone?

How'd that go last time?

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 19, 2024 03:27 PM (zrlyb)

349 Alphas surround themselves with other Alphas. Betas always surround themselves the C-list actors. See Obama.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 19, 2024 03:27 PM (FmapG)

350 DOW back to only 500 or so from its July all time high.

Triple top? or To Infinity, and Beyond?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2024 03:27 PM (Cus5s)

351 Restoration PAC Will Be Running This Ad Through the Entirety of the DNC

https://tinyurl.com/ycxm6jmr

Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2024 03:27 PM (NpAcC)

352 @269 Piper-you give sound diet n health advice. I don't think it can be said enough.

If you don't recognize through cravings what your lacking or you don't recognize it, I suggest having blood drawn and looking out for vitamin & mineral deficiencies amongst other things.

Posted by: JROD at August 19, 2024 03:27 PM (IlL6s)

353 Don't forget, too, that often when Darrin the First and Samantha had a serious quarrel, he would repair to the bar near his office and have a couple of drinks. Usually the resident barfly he conversed with was played by the actor who later embodied Mr. Whipple of "Squeeze the Charmin" fame.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 03:23 PM (J2vNu)


Loved the drink cart right at the bottom of the stairs in their house.

When I was a little kid I thought I'd grow up and live in that house. Screw the Brady house.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 19, 2024 03:27 PM (uBBbP)

354 Played Borderlands for about 2 minutes and quit. It was incredibly stupid, even by videogame standards. At least for me. Of course they would make a movie.

Posted by: Megthered at August 19, 2024 03:27 PM (vKdBP)

355 >>Anyone ever heard of a "California accent?"


Si

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 03:27 PM (UQoZh)

356 If someone can't wait until five-thirty PM to get sloshed, they're certainly not going to be ready for the fabled three AM call.


Heh.
Reminds me of my younger days as a keeper of the codes for my artillery unit in Germany. We'd get an emergency action message, usually after midnight, and if it were a weekend it was likely alcohol was used by one of the team members. I'd get a call to come fix it. Ugh.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 19, 2024 03:28 PM (W/lyH)

357 Her "space" comments sound like someone really stoned trying to discuss their "heavy revelations", which sound stupid to anyone not also stoned.

Dj'a ever notice *hic* that...the solar shys...shys...shystem kinda looks like an atom *belch*? Maybe therrrrer are little tiny people on the atom....

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 03:28 PM (xCA6C)

358 The new fake Aliens movie is getting mixed reviews. Idiots like it, everyone else says it's meh or worse.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 03:22 PM (h0F3f)

But what does TJM have to say about it?

my money's on "well, it's no prometheus..."
Posted by: anachronda at August 19, 2024 03:26 PM (oY6Yp)
______

I have little interest in it. Didn't like the trailer. Tired of movies with mostly 20-something DEI-hire morons. But, in this case, maybe it'd be cool to watch 20-something DEI-hire morons get butchered by monsters.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 19, 2024 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

359
I thought the vocal fry affectation was the linchpin of whatever passed as a California accent.

What I find annoying about the sound of Harris' voice is how nasal it is.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2024 03:28 PM (xG4kz)

360 You know what is really scary? If Kamala is like this, and she's not a drunk.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 19, 2024 03:28 PM (Da7Vv)

361 Carnivores have their eyes in the front - so they can spot prey. Where are our eyes?

Opinions vary.

Posted by: Lori Lightfoot at August 19, 2024 03:28 PM (RFx0q)

362 Yeah, that character was great. And every adult on that show, mortal and witch/warlock, was a first-class boozer (well, maybe not Aunt Clara).
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 03:26 PM (v6JzV)

Gladys was a lush.

Posted by: Abner Kravitz at August 19, 2024 03:28 PM (z+ik4)

363 358 I have little interest in it. Didn't like the trailer. Tired of movies with mostly 20-something DEI-hire morons. But, in this case, maybe it'd be cool to watch 20-something DEI-hire morons get butchered by monsters.
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 19, 2024 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

=======

A couple of good sequences of that. But, mostly, overlong and just kind of uninvolving.

I'd say wait for Redbox, but...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

364 Usually scanning for nice asses and tits.
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 19, 2024 03:23 PM


Some of us read the footnotes.

Posted by: Rex R. & Quentin T. at August 19, 2024 03:29 PM (a3Q+t)

365 We only have one eye, and we're laser-focused on target acquisition!
Posted by: One-Eyed Heat-Seeking Missle at August 19, 2024 03:25 PM (a3Q+t)

Speaking of, I heard an interesting discussion about the modern missiles... JRAM or JDAM or whatever, that are fired from aircraft, while the ARAM or whatever are fired from ships.

We're considering giving some to the Ukes.

Why? Cuz nobody knows what the hell they're doing in DC. We don't have enough of them, that if we DID want to go to war with a sophisticated power, we'd be SOL.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 03:29 PM (dGCAG)

366 You have to admire the absolute loyalty within the Dem party. Were Harris a Republican, disgruntled former staff would be lining up to level some sort of accusation against her. But, the Dems (regardless of the severity of the offense) ALWAYS keep their mouths shut.

Posted by: Orson at August 19, 2024 03:25 PM (dIske)

---------------

Arkancides have consequences -- just ask Zombies Vince Foster, Ron Brown, Chris Stevens, Seth Rich, and Jeffrey Epstein... among innumerable others.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 03:29 PM (WoCBj)

367 >>>289 Anyone ever heard of a "California accent?"
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It was never slurred or sloppy. Midwest influence until the migration...

Posted by: Braenyard, watching Nancy Pelosi's shadow at August 19, 2024 03:29 PM (yEg6H)

368 Usually the resident barfly he conversed with was played by the actor who later embodied Mr. Whipple of "Squeeze the Charmin" fame.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
Yeah, that character was great. And every adult on that show, mortal and witch/warlock, was a first-class boozer (well, maybe not Aunt Clara).
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024


***
I don't recall Samantha tippling veyr much. Her black-haired hottie cousin Serena, hell yes, but not her. And Uncle Arthur and Endora seemed to get their highs from tormenting Darrin.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 03:29 PM (J2vNu)

369
Yeah, I've had it with watching shows wherein everyone is a douchebag.

No Likeable Characters = No Watch

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 03:30 PM (h0F3f)

370 Why they make Blanchett so ugly in this movie.
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Because like masculinity, femininity must be destroyed, to create a world without individuals, expression or thought, which are all heresies against the State.

Same reason they uglied up Mary Elizabeth Winstead in Gemini Man. Talk about heresy.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 03:30 PM (JrF6z)

371 >>Humans are omnivores - our digestive tract is longer than carnivore, shorter than herbivores. Teeth have grinders and sharp teeth. Women tended to do plant gathering/growing/and small animal tending where physical limitations especially during pregnancy are less of an issue. Men went off and hunted for protein which could cover for shortfall in the other food sources.


This is true. And why I laugh about the accusations that men just want to keep women knocked up and in the kitchen.

They should also be in the garden.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 03:30 PM (UQoZh)

372 Nah.

Establishment Republicans get that loyalty.

McConnell is still in office, and not a single staffer has come out saying that he sleeps 22 hours a day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 03:25 PM (GBKbO)
_________________________________

Establishment republicans ain't republicans. And, now that I think about it, the Dems have contingencies in place. Seth Rich comes to mind.

Posted by: Orson at August 19, 2024 03:30 PM (dIske)

373 TJM I got 4 more days of free britbox finished IT crowd any comedies I gotta check out before I lose it?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2024 03:30 PM (CIS44)

374 I saw my relative throw very loud tantrums like a child when she was refused another drink after having had many every day, all day.

In all fairness ... if my fridge full of beer refused me a beer ? I'd kick its ass too.

Posted by: Watcher It All Go Down at August 19, 2024 03:30 PM (WO+8/)

375 If someone can't wait until five-thirty PM to get sloshed, they're certainly not going to be ready for the fabled three AM call.

"Hello, operator? What time is it in London right now?"

Posted by: Kaballah Harris at August 19, 2024 03:30 PM (RFx0q)

376 Horde prayers requested for J, who just fell off her porch and hit her head on concrete. J is a recent widow. I've known her nearly 40 years and she's family to me.

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 19, 2024 03:30 PM (iZbyp)

377 Make Presidents Lucid Again

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 03:30 PM (JrF6z)

378 369
Yeah, I've had it with watching shows wherein everyone is a douchebag.

No Likeable Characters = No Watch

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 03:30 PM (h0F3f)

So, DNC coverage is completely out then?

Posted by: Roy at August 19, 2024 03:30 PM (z+ik4)

379 The new fake Aliens movie is getting mixed reviews. Idiots like it, everyone else says it's meh or worse.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 03:22 PM (h0F3f)



Saw "ALIEN: Romulus" this weekend.

No real Spoilers; Still a bit kinda sorta spoilery.



Basically, it took bites out of the first 4 ALIEN movies, and blended them together, ultimately, focussing most heavily on 1 & 4.

And, unfortunately, Romulus is being used as a bridge to bring Ridley Scott's terrible "Prometheus" crapola back into play, so expect that as the next movie.

On the upside: TJM will be thrilled with the prospect of more "Prometheus" ahead.

I rate the ALIEN movies in the order 1, 2, 3 Romulus, 4, rest of the crap.

Romulus starts out great but surprisingly loses steam when it should just get going. The Xenomorph itself plays a shockingly reduced role, which IMO is a mistake.

Check it out. Or don't.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2024 03:31 PM (eDfFs)

380 372 Establishment republicans ain't republicans. And, now that I think about it, the Dems have contingencies in place. Seth Rich comes to mind.
Posted by: Orson at August 19, 2024 03:30 PM (dIske)

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False.

Establishment Republicans are the only real Republicans. Since they've determined the policy of the Republican Party for decades now, it's those who oppose establishment Republicans who are RINOs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

381
Probably about to be willowed, but --

According to Maureen Dowd, Obama was righteously ticked when Biden endorsed Kamala in his farewell letter. Obama wanted someone else, but Biden boxed in the whole Democrat party with that genius move.

My theory: Obama's choice was Gavin Newsom.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 19, 2024 03:31 PM (I87yH)

382 When I was a little kid I thought I'd grow up and live in that house. Screw the Brady house.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

I still want to live at Fred Sanford's place.

Posted by: Skillet at August 19, 2024 03:31 PM (CV8a5)

383 I have little interest in it. Didn't like the trailer. Tired of movies with mostly 20-something DEI-hire morons. But, in this case, maybe it'd be cool to watch 20-something DEI-hire morons get butchered by monsters.
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 19, 2024 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

=======

A couple of good sequences of that. But, mostly, overlong and just kind of uninvolving.

I'd say wait for Redbox, but...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 03:29 PM (GBKbO)
_________

I'll wait until it comes out on 4K. Which should be like 2-3 months. The lag time keeps getting shorter and shorter. I use 3D Blu-ray Rental.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 19, 2024 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

384 >>>Anyone ever heard of a "California accent?"


----

yeah, "The Californians" on SNL

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 03:31 PM (/7KEl)

385 I got 4 more days of free britbox finished IT crowd any comedies I gotta check out before I lose it?
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2024 03:30 PM (CIS44)

Father Ted

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 03:31 PM (JrF6z)

386 373 TJM I got 4 more days of free britbox finished IT crowd any comedies I gotta check out before I lose it?
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2024 03:30 PM (CIS44)

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No idea if they're on there, but Black Books and Coupling, for sure. Also, Taskmaster if it's there, but it's all for free on Youtube anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

387 Nothing worse than an over 50 liberal female drunk.

Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2024 03:32 PM (IDphi)

388 Everyone's a Douchebag was a catchy tune from The Lego Movie.

Posted by: spindrift at August 19, 2024 03:32 PM (OguvZ)

389 Anyone have any recommendations for good tactical 12-gouge shotgins??

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 03:32 PM (c39uV)

390 Played Borderlands for about 2 minutes and quit. It was incredibly stupid, even by videogame standards. At least for me. Of course they would make a movie.
Posted by: Megthered at August 19, 2024 03:27 PM (vKdBP)

People who know better than I say if you were going to make a movie about this game, you're about 20 years too late.

I'm assuming there are updated version of it, but apparently the underlying game is kind of meh by modern standards.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 03:32 PM (dGCAG)

391 >>According to Maureen Dowd, Obama was righteously ticked when Biden endorsed Kamala in his farewell letter. Obama wanted someone else, but Biden boxed in the whole Democrat party with that genius move.


Some here called that immediately.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 03:32 PM (UQoZh)

392 I got 4 more days of free britbox finished IT crowd any comedies I gotta check out before I lose it?
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2024 03:30 PM (CIS44)
----------
Have you seen the Ealing comedies with Alec Guinness?

Posted by: San Dimas High School Football Jock at August 19, 2024 03:32 PM (VdhcA)

393 Establishment Republicans are the only real Republicans. Since they've determined the policy of the Republican Party for decades now, it's those who oppose establishment Republicans who are RINOs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

Concur. Turns out we were the RINOs all along.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 03:32 PM (WTFYU)

394 Cannot watch the videos since dad was an alcoholic, 50 years later I cannot abide being around someone who’s smashed.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 19, 2024 03:32 PM (2NHgQ)

395 When I was a little kid I thought I'd grow up and live in that house. Screw the Brady house.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 19, 2024


***
Yes! To this day the Stephens home and the Petrie house are part of what I envision as a home.

More recently Charlie Harper's place in Two and a Half Men seems super-cool too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 03:33 PM (J2vNu)

396 Yeah Kamela definitely seems to be shitfaced in a lot of those clips.

I've never really watched her long enough to get a baseline on what she'd be like sober.

What do you expect tho?
She had nothing to do all day but drink.
She never has to drive herself anywhere.
Everything she needs can be brought to her.

Why not throw back several over the day?
Especially if nobody around you says anything.

It makes sleeping at night easier.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 19, 2024 03:33 PM (6ydKt)

397 Nice to know I'm not an idiot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Are you surprised at the 86% rotten tomatoes audience score?
Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 03:25 PM (h0F3f)

Not really, RT scores are often pretty good as long as the show avoids actively attacking the audience. Even the alt reviewers said while not a great movie, some things worked and were homages to the old shows rather than destructive to them.

Plot holes and the like are usually forgivable on the spot and would just affect if you go back or stream it later yourself.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 03:33 PM (n7h9X)

398
There has never been an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting where a skunk stepped forward and said, "Hello, I'm Pepé Le Pew, and I'm an alcoholic."

Posted by: Skunk Anti-Defamation League at August 19, 2024 03:33 PM (RKVpM)

399 Humans are omnivores - our digestive tract is longer than carnivore, shorter than herbivores. Teeth have grinders and sharp teeth. Women tended to do plant gathering/growing/and small animal tending where physical limitations especially during pregnancy are less of an issue. Men went off and hunted for protein which could cover for shortfall in the other food sources.

Yes, like Bears and Rats, we are omnivores. And we have many of the same sort of problems other omnivores have.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 19, 2024 03:33 PM (Da7Vv)

400 CARB - UBER - JAB - Butty-Butty-jam are still the cause of the supply chain breakdown and it never truly recovered.

CARB - can't drive trucks older than model year 2011, and the new electronic emissions controls on new trucks makes them prone to breakdowns.

UBER - Can't be an independent trucker in California and can't visit container ship ports.

JAB - up until 2022 had to have the Jab to drive trucks in California.

The Transportation Secretary had the ships park further out to see so you can't see them from the coast, to make the problem invisible and alternate east coast ports are not efficient and require a trip around South America.

Because of the poor U.S. Corporate Tax situation, none of that manufacturing moved back to the United States

Posted by: Mim Moco at August 19, 2024 03:33 PM (svLOV)

401 Nothing worse than an over 50 liberal female drunk.
Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2024 03:32 PM (IDphi)
____

[Raises eyebrow]

-- 25 year old boytoy who likes cougars

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 19, 2024 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

402 >>Anyone have any recommendations for good tactical 12-gouge shotgins??


Mine is to NEVER buy a Mossberg. For any reason other than needing a bow anchor for crosswinds.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 03:33 PM (UQoZh)

403 No idea if they're on there, but Black Books and Coupling, for sure. Also, Taskmaster if it's there, but it's all for free on Youtube anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I'll look for black books and taskmaster. Coupling is on peacock now I was looking for that one yesterday. Thanks.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 19, 2024 03:33 PM (CIS44)

404 Romulus starts out great but surprisingly loses steam when it should just get going. The Xenomorph itself plays a shockingly reduced role, which IMO is a mistake.

Check it out. Or don't.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2024 03:31 PM


Sounds like it's no Ghost Ship.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 03:33 PM (a3Q+t)

405 >>>Yeah, I've had it with watching shows wherein everyone is a douchebag.

No Likeable Characters = No Watch

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 03:30 PM (h0F3f)

======

Exactly. And can someone tell me who was the likable character in Breaking Bad? I watched a 7 episodes I believe before I stopped watching. Same for Dexter.

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 19, 2024 03:33 PM (D5AAb)

406
Anyone ever heard of a "California accent?"

+++++++

The morons have had their fun, now the serious answer: Southern Californese is considered Standard American English as to pronunciation.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 19, 2024 03:33 PM (I87yH)

407 And Uncle Arthur and Endora seemed to get their highs from tormenting Darrin.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,


On one episode, Endora and Arthur were reminiscing about the Civil War. Endora said, "I went with Lee." Arthur responded, "I went with Grant -- he had better booze."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 03:33 PM (v6JzV)

408 She's had a lifelong Sutter Homes.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 19, 2024 03:33 PM (wzAuc)

409 387 Nothing worse than an over 50 liberal female drunk.
Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2024 03:32 PM (IDphi)

Wanna bet.

Posted by: Over 50 female childless liberal drunk at August 19, 2024 03:34 PM (uBBbP)

410 Carnivores have their eyes in the front - so they can spot prey. Where are our eyes?

Opinions vary.

Posted by: Lori Lightfoot at August 19, 2024 03:28 PM (RFx0q)

--------------

Thanks for that chuckle, t-bird.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 03:34 PM (g5etb)

411 If you don't recognize through cravings what your lacking or you don't recognize it, I suggest having blood drawn and looking out for vitamin & mineral deficiencies amongst other things.
Posted by: JROD


I've decided that when my mouth waters at petrichor, it means mineral deficiency. And the feeling does seem to go away after I remember to take calcium and magnesium.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 19, 2024 03:35 PM (hB7mE)

412 Drunk is worse but she's also profoundly stupid.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 19, 2024 03:21 PM (eDfFs)

Yeah, I'm not sure she's drunk.

I really think this is stupidity combined with lack of knowledge (not the same thing)...she doesn't care to know things and she's not smart enough to pull off not knowing things...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 19, 2024 03:35 PM (exHjb)

413 Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 19, 2024 03:31 PM (I87yH)

Don't believe it. Kamala is their choice of puppet. She wasn't selected for VP by accident. They knew Biden was on borrowed time and none of this with Kamala is spontaneous.

As I am wont to say, all this talk of "factions" and yet with a solitary drumbeat, they deliver a single creepy unblemished message. Through every media outlet.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 03:35 PM (JrF6z)

414 There is a Venn diagram for Kamala blithering while speaking due to being stoned, drunk and/or stupid.

Posted by: Ripley at August 19, 2024 03:35 PM (GUOwU)

415 I've never really watched her long enough to get a baseline on what she'd be like sober.

What do you expect tho?
She had nothing to do all day but drink.
She never has to drive herself anywhere.
Everything she needs can be brought to her.

Why not throw back several over the day?
Especially if nobody around you says anything.

It makes sleeping at night easier.


Roofies? I'm just saying, be open to new things.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 03:35 PM (xCA6C)

416 Anyone have any recommendations for good tactical 12-gouge shotgins??
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 03:32 PM


Bombay Sapphire is a good gin, whether by the shot or mixed in a martini.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 03:35 PM (a3Q+t)

417 I'm assuming there are updated version of it, but apparently the underlying game is kind of meh by modern standards.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 03:32 PM (dGCAG)

It’s a looter-shooter, so if you like grinding for loot, you’ll like it.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 19, 2024 03:35 PM (WTFYU)

418 Why? Cuz nobody knows what the hell they're doing in DC. We don't have enough of them, that if we DID want to go to war with a sophisticated power, we'd be SOL.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 03:29 PM (dGCAG)

Javelin Missiles.... our war stocks are empty, and all live fire training has been cancelled, for YEARS.

It will take about 7 years of production to replace the war stocks we gave away... but all new production is going to the Ukes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 19, 2024 03:35 PM (xaFKb)

419 Gladys was a lush.
Posted by: Abner Kravitz


Both of them?

Posted by: Keeping Score at August 19, 2024 03:35 PM (CV8a5)

420 If there's a 3 a.m. last call, I'll be there.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 19, 2024 03:36 PM (wzAuc)

421 391 >>According to Maureen Dowd, Obama was righteously ticked when Biden endorsed Kamala in his farewell letter. Obama wanted someone else, but Biden boxed in the whole Democrat party with that genius move.


Some here called that immediately.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 03:32 PM (UQoZh)

--- ---

But I thought Kamala was Obama's pick in 2020?

They have a falling out or he thought Kamala couldn't beat Trump?

That implies Biden doesn't think she can win either.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 19, 2024 03:36 PM (6ydKt)

422 People who know better than I say if you were going to make a movie about this game, you're about 20 years too late.

I'm assuming there are updated version of it, but apparently the underlying game is kind of meh by modern standards.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 03:32 PM (dGCAG)

Further Borderlands weren't as successful. They did have a craft system where you could mix and match parts on your guns and weapons to make a custom design I hear, but it was pretty much a shoot em up type of game with some quirkyness.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 03:36 PM (n7h9X)

423 I spent 15 years in AA and never heard of an open public drunk. We called them Hobo's.. with the flies in their jeans rusted shut from pissing themselves.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 03:37 PM (7BhDo)

424 According to Maureen Dowd, Obama was righteously ticked when Biden endorsed Kamala in his farewell letter. Obama wanted someone else, but Biden boxed in the whole Democrat party with that genius move.

My theory: Obama's choice was Gavin Newsom.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 19, 2024 03:31 PM (I87yH)

Well, he is a gay homosexual, so I'm sure he does like Gavin better.

Of course, given that Biden is more or less the President, all these people treating him like the invalid he is, you'd think a serious nation would notice, and object to having the guy in the Big Chair.

If Bobama and Co. want to be honest, they can stop the charade. If corporate media wants to be honest...

So yeah, that's where we are. But Cummala is about bringin' the joy.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 03:37 PM (dGCAG)

425 Late to the thread, but I'd be surprised if she's an alcoholic, or if so, has been one for long. Alcohol abuse for extended periods of time often lead to weight gain and other pretty noticeable symptoms, and she doesn't show many of them.

She might just be that stupid.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 19, 2024 03:37 PM (JCZqz)

426
Do we know that Drunken Kamala is getting traction outside our hemisphere of the mediaverse? I mean, lefties might not even notice. They don't watch the news, and the news won't show her messing up anyway.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 19, 2024 03:37 PM (I87yH)

427 351 Restoration PAC Will Be Running This Ad Through the Entirety of the DNC

https://tinyurl.com/ycxm6jmr
Posted by: redridinghood at August 19, 2024 03:27 PM (NpAcC)


Can we get a new template for political ads? We've seen this same template for the past 25 years: serious narrator, serious music, serious words moving across the screen over serious images.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 19, 2024 03:37 PM (RXJdG)

428 In the lush respect, she would be compatible with Walz, in my experience (mainly reading about MLB players with drunk driving incidents), DUI arrests tend to be the tip of the substance abuse iceberg.

Posted by: rjm319 at August 19, 2024 03:37 PM (YXTnt)

429 If she's a hard drinker, surely someone would have spilled the beans by now- smelled alcohol on her breath or something-

maybe she's just stupid

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 03:37 PM (/7KEl)

430 Norm Macdonald said you stand up in front of everyone so it doesn't seem very anonymous to him.

Also he said he drinks because he's not an alcoholic but his buddy Adam Eget doesn't drink because he *is* an alcoholic.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 03:37 PM (JrF6z)

431 394 Cannot watch the videos since dad was an alcoholic, 50 years later I cannot abide being around someone who’s smashed.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 19, 2024 03:32 PM (2NHgQ)

This. Can't stand drunks who think they get smarter when they drink. Sure, pal you got the whole world figured out.

Posted by: Over 50 female childless liberal drunk at August 19, 2024 03:37 PM (uBBbP)

432 Yes, like Bears and Rats, we are omnivores. And we have many of the same sort of problems other omnivores have.
--------
My wife is a slut.

Posted by: a rat, reading the New Yorker at August 19, 2024 03:37 PM (c39uV)

433 Kamala should argue "well Churchill was drunk most of the time so I can be too you sexists misogynistic white supremacists".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 03:38 PM (gXGVH)

434 376 Horde prayers requested for J, who just fell off her porch and hit her head on concrete. J is a recent widow. I've known her nearly 40 years and she's family to me.
Posted by: screaming in digital at August

You’ve got it!

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 03:38 PM (p4NUW)

435 If she's a hard drinker, surely someone would have spilled the beans by now- smelled alcohol on her breath or something-

maybe she's just stupid
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 03:37 PM (/7KEl)

MAKE THEM DEFEND IT

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 03:38 PM (JrF6z)

436 Handler sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 19, 2024 03:38 PM (uBBbP)

437 Kamala sober up already.

Posted by: Flounder at August 19, 2024 03:38 PM (IDphi)

438 Don't take too much magnesium. Ever see an old VW engine case burn?

Posted by: All Aglow at August 19, 2024 03:38 PM (CV8a5)

439 I make no big secret of the fact I'm a recovering drunk. The good news? I have decades of continuous sobriety. Point is, I know drunks and I've never really got a kindred spirit vibe with Kamala Harris. I think she likes to get high and would bet the farm what she's doing are opiate-based pharmaceuticals. Have you heard her Venn Diagram speech, where she marvels at the beauty and synchronicity of Venn diagrams? Or her famous 'unburdened by what has been' speech, which she's done a dozen times or more?

Drugs, man. Really good drugs.

Posted by: troyriser at August 19, 2024 03:38 PM (Vvljl)

440 She has a bad history with her VP staff. Did she have this staff problem as a Senator or is it something new after moving up the chain of command?

Posted by: Braenyard, watching Nancy Pelosi's shadow at August 19, 2024 03:38 PM (yEg6H)

441 I still think she's high as fuck rather than drunk. I've been around drunks. I've been around stoners. Her speech and mannerisms are giving me stoner vibes.
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq.

Nah. She's "in-crowd", the right parties, that means alcohol. Besides, it's generally easier to sneak a tipple than a toke.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 03:38 PM (KAi1n)

442 Posted by: screaming in digital at August 19, 2024 03:30 PM (iZbyp)

Will pray for J

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 19, 2024 03:38 PM (Rbu5d)

443 But I thought Kamala was Obama's pick in 2020?

They have a falling out or he thought Kamala couldn't beat Trump?

That implies Biden doesn't think she can win either.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 19, 2024 03:36 PM (6ydKt)

Kamala was clearly Biden's Team's pick. Nobody was going to kick out Biden to get Kamala in charge.

Obama has always been miscast as a mastermind. He has influence and toadies but he's always been too lazy to really make things work. The Clintons were better in that respect.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 03:38 PM (n7h9X)

444 I have concluded Harris is a woke commie code talker... She knows exactly what she is saying. Imagine what HAS BEEN and what COULD BE,,

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 03:39 PM (7BhDo)

445 What I find annoying about the sound of Harris' voice is how nasal it is.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2024 03:28 PM (xG4kz)

Yes, this! I just can't. Can't listen to her.

Could never listen to Obama either.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 19, 2024 03:39 PM (JCLJi)

446
Exactly. And can someone tell me who was the likable character in Breaking Bad?


Yellowstone -- there wasn't one.

I liked Jimmy / Saul in Better Call Saul, but he was not likable because he was a decent human being. His attitude of "I tried playing things your way and got little or no credit for doing so, so 'up yours'"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2024 03:39 PM (xG4kz)

447 Bomber Harris
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Nice.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 03:39 PM (KAi1n)

448 Like most women her age these days, she's probably strung out on xanax and SSRIs

Posted by: brak at August 19, 2024 03:39 PM (25k9m)

449
But I thought Kamala was Obama's pick in 2020?

They have a falling out or he thought Kamala couldn't beat Trump?

That implies Biden doesn't think she can win either.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

+++++++++++

Good questions. I didn't read the article from Dowd, just heard about it from someone. Dowd was a fervent Newsom supporter from way back, so maybe she's not entirely reliable.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 19, 2024 03:39 PM (I87yH)

450 415
Roofies? I'm just saying, be open to new things.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 03:35 PM (xCA6C)

--- ---
She seems to be the type to be very open about a lot of things.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 19, 2024 03:39 PM (6ydKt)

451 I had that playing this morning while getting ready. I really think that Gladys Kravitz (the original Karen) really needed a drink among other things.

Aaabnah!

Posted by: Cheri at August 19, 2024 03:40 PM (oiNtH)

452 I think she does it all

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2024 03:40 PM (IyPmt)

453 If Kamala wasnt the pre-selected pick, the media wouldn't have strangely asked Biden about her "fitness" at his Big Boy press conference.

These things don't happen in a vacuum. All of it is show.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 03:40 PM (JrF6z)

454 >>>MAKE THEM DEFEND IT
Posted by: ...
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Most excellent observation.

Posted by: Braenyard, watching Nancy Pelosi's shadow at August 19, 2024 03:40 PM (yEg6H)

455 She has a bad history with her VP staff. Did she have this staff problem as a Senator or is it something new after moving up the chain of command?
Posted by: Braenyard, watching Nancy Pelosi's shadow at August 19, 2024 03:38 PM (yEg6H)

Probably, but as VP *all* of her staff were Biden people and thus watching her as much as helping her. Not that she wanted to do much, which was the one smart thing she did.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 03:40 PM (n7h9X)

456
he not drinking bottom end wine… no, all of it beyond top shelf.
I’m hearing stories of bottles costing in excess of 2,500 dollars.
In socialism the top gov official gets the best hooch
Posted by: Redenzo at August 19, 2024 02:44 PM (HKvWX)

In Ringo's novel The Last Centurion, the supply depot was loaded with top-shelf booze because Congressmen and VIPs were always visiting, and they don't drink booze from the well.

I always wondered how much truth there was in that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 19, 2024 03:41 PM (y9nCu)

457 Trump used the term, kommie Kamala a few minutes ago.

Posted by: Archer at August 19, 2024 03:41 PM (IDphi)

458 Her stand up is as funny as Margaret Cho's.
Posted by: mr tmz

I saw Margaret Cho in a small club in S.F. around '96. She does elderly Korean women quite well. Mocking her mother was pretty funny.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 03:41 PM (KAi1n)

459 416 Anyone have any recommendations for good tactical 12-gouge shotgins??
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 03:32 PM

Bombay Sapphire is a good gin, whether by the shot or mixed in a martini.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 03:35 PM (a3Q+t)

Calling Dr Bombay calling Dr Bombay we need you come right away.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 19, 2024 03:41 PM (uBBbP)

460 452 I think she does it all
Posted by: It's me donna
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That's what Willie said.

Posted by: Braenyard, watching Nancy Pelosi's shadow at August 19, 2024 03:41 PM (yEg6H)

461
Drunk, stupid and commie is way to go through life.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at August 19, 2024 03:41 PM (OgWfa)

462 Do we really want communists to be clean and sober?

If Marx had hit the sauce more, maybe he would've written less.

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 19, 2024 03:42 PM (fbLbk)

463 It is a damned lie that I *hic* go through 4 cases of vodka, two cases of bourbon, and two cases of scotch every week! Damned MAGA lies! I go though six cases of each every week! Along with more boxes of pink Zinfandel than I can count on my fingers and toes!

Posted by: I'm Kamala and you're not, Suckas! at August 19, 2024 03:42 PM (aBgBM)

464 Mamala's had a bit too much of her special medicine.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2024 03:42 PM (1bNHn)

465 Nah. She's "in-crowd", the right parties, that means alcohol. Besides, it's generally easier to sneak a tipple than a toke.

Vaping it solves the problem.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 19, 2024 03:43 PM (uBBbP)

466 If Kamala wasnt the pre-selected pick, the media wouldn't have strangely asked Biden about her "fitness" at his Big Boy press conference.

These things don't happen in a vacuum. All of it is show.
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 03:40 PM (JrF6z)

There was a show that week after Biden was couped out. Obama was clearly backfooted by Kamala being endorsed - in a separate press release - and the getting Biden Delegates saying they would vote for her. Whatever dumb plan Obama had was out the window then.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 03:43 PM (n7h9X)

467 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4m
JUST IN - KAMALA HARRIS PROPOSES RAISING THE CORPORATE TAX RATE TO 28% - NBC NEWS

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 03:43 PM (c39uV)

468 Exactly. And can someone tell me who was the likable character in Breaking Bad? I watched a 7 episodes I believe before I stopped watching. Same for Dexter.

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 19, 2024 03:33 PM (D5AAb)

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I think Mike Ehrmantraut (portrayed by the great Jonathan Banks) was a generally sympathetic character -- although he showed up probably after you stopped watching.

In "Better Call Saul" it was probably Nacho Varga (portrayed by the talented Michael Mando).

But wifey refused to watch either for the same reason -- no likable characters.

I loved them because I think Vince Gilligan is a genius -- and from a purely cinematic perspective they were brilliant.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 03:44 PM (bB4/9)

469 Good questions. I didn't read the article from Dowd, just heard about it from someone. Dowd was a fervent Newsom supporter from way back, so maybe she's not entirely reliable.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 19, 2024 03:39 PM (I87yH)

--- ---

I've seen people saying that here and elsewhere.

I seem to remember Obama was a big supporter of Kamala's since she became California A.G. Called her the prettiest A.G. in the country or something back then?

We won't know the full stories until people start writing books.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 19, 2024 03:44 PM (6ydKt)

470 There has never been an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting where a skunk stepped forward and said, "Hello, I'm Pepé Le Pew, and I'm an alcoholic."
Posted by: Skunk Anti-Defamation League[/io]

The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop stinking.

Posted by: DaveA at August 19, 2024 03:44 PM (PMJuY)

471 Cannot watch the videos since dad was an alcoholic, 50 years later I cannot abide being around someone who’s smashed.
__

Neither can I.

Mom was a mean drunk, and I have no desire to watch clips of that.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 19, 2024 03:44 PM (RU4sa)

472 Anyone care to take a guess whose cocaine was found at the White House? Anyone? Anyone?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 19, 2024 03:44 PM (iODuv)

473 I saw Margaret Cho in a small club in S.F. around '96. She does elderly Korean women quite well. Mocking her mother was pretty funny.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 03:41 PM (KAi1n)

Yes.. She used to be funny

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2024 03:44 PM (IyPmt)

474 Liz Claimen is having a report about the new monkey pox strain. It's been reported in Sweden and Pakistan and is spreading heavily in Congo. Just in time for the US election. Tell me I have a tin hat on when I say it's an op

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 03:44 PM (gXGVH)

475 Calling Dr Bombay calling Dr Bombay we need you come right away.
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Great crossover reference, Cuthbert!

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 03:44 PM (c39uV)

476 I'd call her a high functioning alcoholic(HFA) , but I question the "high functioning" part.

Posted by: Miles at August 19, 2024 03:44 PM (KGhmo)

477 >>But I thought Kamala was Obama's pick in 2020?
>>They have a falling out or he thought Kamala couldn't beat Trump?
>>That implies Biden doesn't think she can win either.


She didn't make it out of the early stages of the Primaries. So, not Obama's pick...
though Obama may have been her Champion for the VP?

He knows the steal will likely be much harder for Kamala than it would have been for others. And she brings no Electoral Votes with her that the Dems don't already have.

Joe Biden is venal and aggressive (that's BEFORE the dementia). His legacy was completely shredded by this move / coup. I really don't think he cares about her chances at all.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 03:45 PM (UQoZh)

478 Late to the thread, but I'd be surprised if she's an alcoholic, or if so, has been one for long. Alcohol abuse for extended periods of time often lead to weight gain and other pretty noticeable symptoms, and she doesn't show many of them.

She might just be that stupid.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 19, 2024 03:37 PM (JCZqz)

I've seen plenty of women who hold it together, physically.

Until they don't.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 03:45 PM (dGCAG)

479 Kumallah is going to bring every stupid and proven wrong economic theory as new and wonderful.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 19, 2024 03:45 PM (17s+e)

480 >>I think she does it all


Can confirm.

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 19, 2024 03:46 PM (UQoZh)

481 It wasn't all that long ago that the press was pushing unflattering stories about Kamala.

The 360 degree turn around must have caused some whiplash.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2024 03:46 PM (Q4IgG)

482 The big questions are: how is the Convention going, is it pre programmed or are they having a little contention. Second, how are things outside, are there any people with opposing convictions?

Posted by: Braenyard, watching Nancy Pelosi's shadow at August 19, 2024 03:46 PM (yEg6H)

483 A pill is easier to hide than booze. I’m guessing Valium or Xanax.

Posted by: Julie Waters at August 19, 2024 03:46 PM (XGllp)

484 >>Tell me I have a tin hat on when I say it's an op


A Tin Condom might work better?

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 03:46 PM (UQoZh)

485 Tonight, the Democratic Party will abort Joe Biden...

Laura Loomer

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 19, 2024 03:47 PM (TGPs7)

486 Until the Secret Service tells us who's Coke that was in the White House, we are free to claim it was Kamala's.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 19, 2024 03:47 PM (Da7Vv)

487 Do we know that Drunken Kamala is getting traction outside our hemisphere of the mediaverse? I mean, lefties might not even notice. They don't watch the news, and the news won't show her messing up anyway.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 19, 2024 03:37 PM (I87yH)

We know they can't say anything because of doctrine but they can always stay home or not volunteer.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 03:47 PM (n7h9X)

488
Franco Harris

the good kind of Harris

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 03:48 PM (/7KEl)

489 But wifey refused to watch either for the same reason -- no likable characters.
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Pretend Walter White is Hal from Malcolm in the Middle!

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 03:48 PM (c39uV)

490 Tonight, the Democratic Party will abort Joe Biden...

Laura Loomer
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 19, 2024 03:47 PM (TGPs7)

Our last chance for him to publicly blurt out the N word.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 03:48 PM (dGCAG)

491 468 Exactly. And can someone tell me who was the likable character in Breaking Bad? I watched a 7 episodes I believe before I stopped watching. Same for Dexter.

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 19, 2024 03:33 PM (D5AAb)

As they explained in some of the behind the scenes interviews and such, the entire point of a lot of the characer arcs were to show everybody "breaking bad" at some point.

From the klepto sister, to Skylar going along with Walter's schemes, to Hank breaking rules to get Walter, they all went wrong.

Except for one character, Walter's son; Walter, Jr.
They specifically pointed to him as the only character that didn't break bad.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 19, 2024 03:48 PM (6ydKt)

492 MAKE THEM DEFEND IT

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 03:38 PM (JrF6z)

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Alinsky, you magnificent bastard -- ellipsis read your book!

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 03:48 PM (MF8Ly)

493 An argument against alcoholism would be that she's always at the same level of drunkenness. She should fall over more

Posted by: t-bird at August 19, 2024 03:48 PM (gf6mn)

494 Where are our eyes?
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Women often tell me their eyes are up there.

Posted by: That Guy at August 19, 2024 03:49 PM (krQz2)

495 Dad was a knock down, sometimes mean drunk. Couldn’t hide it. Had a friend for many years that could down a lot of hard alcohol and barely show it, in hindsight I consider him an alcoholic, just better at functioning with lots of alcohol in his system. Not all alcoholics are the same.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 19, 2024 03:49 PM (2NHgQ)

496
Exactly. And can someone tell me who was the likable character in Breaking Bad? I watched a 7 episodes I believe before I stopped watching. Same for Dexter.
Posted by: Turn 2


The first 3 seasons of Dexter is great.
Season 2 is excellent.

Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 03:49 PM (h0F3f)

497 Liz Claimen is having a report about the new monkey pox strain. It's been reported in Sweden and Pakistan and is spreading heavily in Congo. Just in time for the US election. Tell me I have a tin hat on when I say it's an op
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 03:44 PM (gXGVH)

yeah that famous Sweden - Pakistan - Congo highway. Lulz. They already tried Monkeypox once, didn't fly.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 03:49 PM (n7h9X)

498 Franco Harris

the good kind of Harris
Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 03:48 PM (/7KEl)

It wasn't a catch.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 03:49 PM (dGCAG)

499 nood antisemites

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 03:50 PM (c39uV)

500 Exactly. And can someone tell me who was the likable character in Breaking Bad?
*
Yellowstone -- there wasn't one.

I liked Jimmy / Saul in Better Call Saul, but he was not likable because he was a decent human being. His attitude of "I tried playing things your way and got little or no credit for doing so, so 'up yours'"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2024


***
I can't think of one either. Fascinating characters it had, esp. Walter White; and he may have started his journey into the meth world to provide for his family, but it didn't end up that way. But not likeable, no.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 03:50 PM (J2vNu)

501


noooood


Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 03:50 PM (h0F3f)

502 Not right nood

Posted by: Inogame at August 19, 2024 03:50 PM (53oGX)

503 Nood. We aren’t into antisemitism

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 03:50 PM (p4NUW)

504 Except for one character, Walter's son; Walter, Jr.
They specifically pointed to him as the only character that didn't break bad.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 19, 2024 03:48 PM (6ydKt)
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*Waves air at you*

I broke it bad a number of times.

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at August 19, 2024 03:51 PM (krQz2)

505 495 Dad was a knock down, sometimes mean drunk. Couldn’t hide it. Had a friend for many years that could down a lot of hard alcohol and barely show it, in hindsight I consider him an alcoholic, just better at functioning with lots of alcohol in his system. Not all alcoholics are the same.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 19, 2024 03:49 PM (2NHgQ)

Ozzy Osborne said it best, ahjusfeelbettahwoniveadafewdrunks.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 19, 2024 03:51 PM (uBBbP)

506 Pretend Walter White is Hal from Malcolm in the Middle!

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 03:48 PM (c39uV)

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Never saw that but I heard it was funny.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 03:51 PM (MF8Ly)

507 Exactly. And can someone tell me who was the likable character in Breaking Bad? I watched a 7 episodes I believe before I stopped watching. Same for Dexter.
Posted by: Turn 2

The first 3 seasons of Dexter is great.
Season 2 is excellent.
Posted by: Soothsayer, Hee/hee at August 19, 2024 03:49 PM (h0F3f)

Never saw BB but I'd guess the lead character reacting and beating the system that screwed him most of his life for a while then coming to a bad end is where the draw comes. So you can understand some and see the criminals get punished and feel satisfied.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 03:51 PM (n7h9X)

508 But wifey refused to watch either for the same reason -- no likable characters.
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Pretend Walter White is Hal from Malcolm in the Middle!
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024


***
Or the Seinfeld dentist who converted to Judaism for the jokes!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 19, 2024 03:51 PM (J2vNu)

509 Hard to diagnose someone as an alcoholic from a distance. I had a professor who seemed somewhat inebriated in class. However, it turned out . . . well, yeah, that person was an alcoholic, and mid-semester went to a retreat or clinic something to dry out. Never mind.

Posted by: Bud Norton at August 19, 2024 03:52 PM (6cOMd)

510 Good analogy and well-said.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America




Garcias.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 19, 2024 03:52 PM (tVm14)

511 She didn't make it out of the early stages of the Primaries. So, not Obama's pick...
though Obama may have been her Champion for the VP?

He knows the steal will likely be much harder for Kamala than it would have been for others. And she brings no Electoral Votes with her that the Dems don't already have.

Joe Biden is venal and aggressive (that's BEFORE the dementia). His legacy was completely shredded by this move / coup. I really don't think he cares about her chances at all.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 03:45 PM (UQoZh)

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Yeah, Obama gave up on her like everybody else in 2020, but I think picking Harris for VP was definitely his influence as part of Biden winning the SC primary.

Biden being spiteful??
I never would've guessed it.
Seems like the move Hunter's Dad would make, no doubt.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 19, 2024 03:53 PM (6ydKt)

512 495 Dad was a knock down, sometimes mean drunk. Couldn’t hide it. Had a friend for many years that could down a lot of hard alcohol and barely show it, in hindsight I consider him an alcoholic, just better at functioning with lots of alcohol in his system. Not all alcoholics are the same.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 19, 2024 03:49 PM (2NHgQ)

Ozzy Osborne said it best, ahjusfeelbettahwoniveadafewdrunks.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 19, 2024 03:51 PM (uBBbP)

I remember a WKRP episode where the DJs were doing a police demo of reaction time after drinking and Johnny Fever got *faster*. The policeman doing the exercise started drinking himself.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 03:53 PM (n7h9X)

513 Yeah, Obama gave up on her like everybody else in 2020, but I think picking Harris for VP was definitely his influence as part of Biden winning the SC primary.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 19, 2024 03:53 PM (6ydKt)

Doesn't really fit the facts we know.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 19, 2024 03:55 PM (n7h9X)

514 >>>>There was a show that week after Biden was couped out. Obama was clearly backfooted by Kamala being endorsed - in a separate press release - and the getting Biden Delegates saying they would vote for her. Whatever dumb plan Obama had was out the window then.
Posted by: Oldcat
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It was an awkward time. Fast backroom maneuvers aided by Pelosi, who's main goal is to keep/enlarge the House & Senate, grabbed those electors before Obama could make his move. Whatever that was.

Posted by: Braenyard, watching Nancy Pelosi's shadow at August 19, 2024 03:55 PM (yEg6H)

515 Biden was supposed to do one term. Kamala would have lost in the primary and they would have Newsome.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 19, 2024 03:56 PM (dDSBl)

516 The dems might as well have picked Meghan Markle as their nominee.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 19, 2024 03:58 PM (tM5h4)

517 Liz Claimen is having a report about the new monkey pox strain. It's been reported in Sweden and Pakistan and is spreading heavily in Congo. Just in time for the US election. Tell me I have a tin hat on when I say it's an op
Posted by: Smell the Glove

The Director General of WHO has declared MPox a public health emergency of international concern. Don't call it Monkey Pox as that is racist, and it is NOT a gay disease! Even though 99% of cases are found in men having sex with men. The other 1% is probably found in animals that have been raped by a gay man.

Posted by: Cheri at August 19, 2024 03:58 PM (oiNtH)

518 32 So Im confused

Is Coconut an alcoholic because they failed to position her for success?

or is she an alcoholic because big meanie Trump forced her to drink because he said white nazi supremacists are very fine people?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Trump-Ho And Triggerer of Seismographs With His World Class Farts at August 19, 2024 02:43 PM (DBZuM)

This made me laugh!

Posted by: m at August 19, 2024 04:05 PM (64Zez)

519 Crossing the streams: Went carnivore two years ago. The preceding sixteen years were spent drinking hard: one to two handles a week of 90-proof.

No booze on carnivore.

After dropping about fifty pounds, I figured it would be ok to have a drink every now and then. I had become a total lightweight, prone to killer hangovers after just one drink.

After a year of carnivore, I got to where I have to force a drink down. I'll nurse a shot for a couple of hours in a social situation after almost twenty years of pouring myself four to six ounces at 5pm sharp every night just to get started.

Turns out they just discovered that brain cells suffering insulin resistance can feed on acetate in the bloodstream. Remember that shit about how alcohol kills brain cells? Seems it can do the opposite.

Posted by: biteme at August 19, 2024 04:05 PM (xWS9V)

520 Hey I watched vid on X about a mini device that can pick up wifi (not a phone). I thought of you all> You'll love it sitting in the camps posting here after your Day in The Russian style stinking maggot filled soup.. WTF???? Punk City USA here!!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 04:08 PM (7BhDo)

521 Liz Claimen is having a report about the new monkey pox strain.

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That's nice...but how did her tits look?

Posted by: Bigsmith at August 19, 2024 04:08 PM (1Au9i)

522 What you wuz anit shit... What are you now?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 19, 2024 04:10 PM (7BhDo)

523 55 She is a stupid alcoholic. She's never had a complete thought in her life.

The booze will fuck you up. All 8 of my uncles were alcoholics. I can spot them. She checks all the boxes.
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 19, 2024 02:46 PM (7hB4n)

Yikes. I appreciate your service. Very seriously. And your opinion.

Posted by: m at August 19, 2024 04:10 PM (64Zez)

524 144 Really, ace, link to Malice and Rogan. Malice nails her "three stages of wine mom"

https://youtu.be/DeP3zKDFu5s?si=7BgLgv9GU59D13y1
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2024 02:56 PM (xG4kz)

There's definitely something to what he's saying. But I don't think "wine mom" is the right diagnosis.

Posted by: m at August 19, 2024 04:30 PM (64Zez)

525 Kameleon's got Ricky Bobby hands. Whenever she's pulling shit out of her rear -- which is often -- she's got this palms-upward, floating arm thing going on. Everything about her is awkward and forced.

Posted by: red speck at August 19, 2024 04:38 PM (0Id0S)

526 Old white racists doing their thing. Sad.

PS: stocks keep soaring on excellent
economic news. 4 More Years!!



Posted by: MAGA is weird at August 19, 2024 04:47 PM (9Zlhg)

527 Devastating polls for Trump today . VP Harris is up +4 and +3 nationally. And this is before the massive DNC bounce that will soon arrive.

Sad.

🤣

Posted by: MAGA is weird at August 19, 2024 04:51 PM (XwuoD)

528 Alcoholism and stupidity are not mutually exclusive. I know lots of alcoholics who are morons. In many cases, the two conditions are mutually supporting. Do you know anyone who gets smarter the more alcohol they consume? Yah, me neither.

Posted by: NiallBGoos at August 19, 2024 09:44 PM (MkMW0)

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