House Probe Concludes That Biden Committed Impeachable Offenses By Using Government Power to Enrich His Family

And himself. When mafia dons direct payments to be made to their family members instead of themselves, they're not just being generous. That's their money and everyone knows it; they just can't admit its theirs because they'd be arrested if they did.

The Republican-led House committees leading the impeachment probe into Joe Biden concluded Monday the president engaged in impeachable conduct by helping to enrich his family with millions of dollars in business schemes that traded on his name and then defrauded voters by lying to cover up the scandal.
The House Oversight, Ways and Means and Judiciary Committees said they believe the evidence from their nine-month investigation establishes that Biden abused his office and violated his oaths under the Constitution, according to the 291-page report reviewed by Just the News.
"First and foremost, overwhelming evidence demonstrates that President Biden participated in a conspiracy to monetize his office of public trust to enrich his family," the committee's concluded in the the report released the day Biden was to be honored at the opening of the Democratic National Convention in Chicago.
"Among other aspects of this conspiracy, the Biden family and their business associates received tens of millions of dollars from foreign interests by leading those interests to believe that such payments would provide them access to and influence with President Biden," the executive summary added.

The report puts a finishing touch on a scandal that began in 2019 during the advent of the last presidential election, but it is unlikely to result in a formal impeachment since Biden has stepped down and handed over the reins of the Democratic Party to his vice president, Kamala Harris.
The committee cited evidence that Biden "actively participated" in an influence-peddling conspiracy by attending dinners with his family's foreign associates and speaking to them over the phone. These interactions were documented by email evidence and testimony from several of Hunter Biden's ex-business partners, including Devon Archer and Jason Galanis.
The committees also said evidence shows Hunter Biden used his father's official position as vice president to "garner favorable outcomes in foreign business dealings and legal proceedings."
Beyond Biden's conduct as vice president, the report argued the Justice Department during his presidency deviated from normal practices in order to provide favorable treatment to Hunter Biden, throwing up roadblocks in the investigation and preventing attorneys from pursuing certain avenues of inquiry, as two IRS whistleblowers testified to the House Ways and Means Committee.
The president also engaged in a coverup himself by lying about his and his family's conduct, the report alleged.
"President Joe Biden conspired to commit influence peddling and grift," the committees wrote. "In doing so, he abused his office and, by repeatedly lying about his abuse of office, has defrauded the United States to enrich his family."

Here are the most important findings of the impeachment investigation:
Biden family received more than $27 million from foreign sources
The committee's investigation found Hunter Biden and other family members received over $27 million from foreign sources. These funds were often obscured in "shell companies" to hide their true origins, the committee says. Some of the funds sent from China, for example, ended up directly in Joe Biden's bank account.
As part of the $27 million, Hunter Biden received significant compensation from several foreign ventures and positions.
For example, his role on the board of directors of the embattled Ukrainian energy company, Burisma, whose owner Mykola Zlochevksy was facing corruption allegations in Ukraine. Biden received a $1 million a year salary for his role on the board.
After receiving that position he would use his influence in Washington, D.C. to help organize a public relations campaign for the company and work to shut down the corruption investigation into Zlochevsky, even meeting personally with State Department officials.
In another instance, Hunter Biden received a $5 million loan in 2017 from entities connected to the energy firm CEFC China Energy. Just the News reported in 2022 that Hunter Biden had received this $5 million "interest free," forgivable loan. Emails from Hunter Biden's abandoned laptop showed that the loan was intended to benefit the Biden family, referred to as the "BD family."

However, the report admits it cannot establish a "clear quid pro quo" linking the payments to Biden family members to specific actions taken by Biden in exchange for those payments. The report argues, however, that this kind of clear quid pro quo is unnecessary for impeachment -- the Democrats said so when they impeached Trump.

President Biden's participation in this conspiracy to enrich his family constitutes impeachable conduct. By monetizing the Vice Presidency for his family's benefit, he abused his office of public trust, placing the welfare of his family ahead of the welfare of the United States. He also put foreign interests ahead of the interests of the American people. Indeed, precedent set by House Democrats in 2019 in their impeachment of President Donald J. Trump establishes that "abuse of office," defined as the exercise of "official power to obtain an improper personal benefit, while ignoring or injuring the national interest," is an impeachable offense.

Hello, everyone. Happy Monday, or, as the ancient Greeks called it, "My Lucky Bun-Day."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:25 PM

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1 st!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2024 12:24 PM (HnUIn)

2 Sponge!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2024 12:24 PM (aD39U)

3 The house impeachment probe that was never going to be anything other that political grandstanding.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 19, 2024 12:25 PM (QNSds)

4 Beyond Biden's conduct as vice president, the report argued the Justice Department during his presidency deviated from normal practices in order to provide favorable treatment to Hunter Biden, throwing up roadblocks in the investigation and preventing attorneys from pursuing certain avenues of inquiry, as two IRS whistleblowers testified to the House Ways and Means Committee.
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The hell you say.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2024 12:25 PM (HnUIn)

5 What did Kamala know, and when did she know it?

Posted by: Truthbomb at August 19, 2024 12:25 PM (DQ6xw)

6 /pretends to be shocked

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 19, 2024 12:25 PM (N1DT3)

7 Same failure theater as before.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2024 12:26 PM (Q4IgG)

8 This is all misinformation and should be ignored.

Posted by: The media at August 19, 2024 12:26 PM (xCA6C)

9 Quid pro quo, Clarice.

Posted by: Dr. H. Lecter at August 19, 2024 12:26 PM (OguvZ)

10 Teapot Dome was a tempest in a teacup in comparison.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 19, 2024 12:26 PM (Dw7ic)

11 Just when you think you can't hate the damn GOP more, they do this.

Posted by: spypeach at August 19, 2024 12:26 PM (UuB/1)

12 Do the impeachment vote. Break every Republican arm to get it passed. Let it die in the Senate.

Give Biden that stupid asterisk that people need for some reason.

It'll be a bad news cycle for a hot minute, and then we can get back to something important like how Trump said pussy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 12:26 PM (GBKbO)

13 However, the report admits it cannot establish a "clear quid pro quo" linking the payments to Biden family members to specific actions taken by Biden in exchange for those payments. The report argues, however, that this kind of clear quid pro quo is unnecessary for impeachment -- the Democrats said so when they impeached Trump.

A Ukrainian company paid Biden's son for political influence.

Biden then used his position as VP to get a prosecutor investigating that company fired.

Text book quid pro quo

Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2024 12:26 PM (oZhjI)

14 Who is surprised by this?

Posted by: Skip at August 19, 2024 12:26 PM (rfB6S)

15 What did Kamala know, and when did she know it?

Posted by: Truthbomb at August 19, 2024 12:25 PM

That was exactly my first thought.

Posted by: Bert G at August 19, 2024 12:26 PM (VARTN)

16 Evil Pure Fucking Evil Biden Crime Family

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2024 12:27 PM (gbOdA)

17 Blue Monday literally.
Hi Ace
can't wait to see what Biden has to say in his "farewell" speech. That's an interesting word in regards to him.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 12:27 PM (t/2Uw)

18 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: Anu we all know it at August 19, 2024 12:27 PM (DobEs)

19 House Probe Concludes That Biden Committed Impeachable Offenses By Using Government Power to Enrich His Family

"There's a surprise! I think I'm gonna have heart attack and die from that surprise!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 19, 2024 12:27 PM (ZANHd)

20 "the Justice Department during his presidency deviated from normal practices in order to provide favorable treatment to Hunter Biden"

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How dare you attack someone's child like this!

Posted by: Jay in PA at August 19, 2024 12:27 PM (i7Q7S)

21 "However, the report admits it cannot establish a "clear quid pro quo" linking the payments to Biden family members to specific actions taken by Biden in exchange for those payments."

I'd call Republicans useless, but that's an insult to those without purpose everywhere.

Posted by: Ribbed at August 19, 2024 12:27 PM (Ectld)

22 Hello, everyone. Happy Monday, or, as the ancient Greeks called it, "My Lucky Bun-Day."

Cheeburger Cheeburger! In between the buns. Mayor Pete knows . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2024 12:27 PM (x0n13)

23 3 The house impeachment probe that was never going to be anything other that political grandstanding.

I don't understand this attitude. Are you saying he isn't corrupt?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 12:27 PM (xCA6C)

24 "It was the only way that Barak and I could find to repay Hillary Clinton for the loan she made to settle the DNC's debts. I regretted it at the time, but she insisted that she be made whole for her participation"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 19, 2024 12:27 PM (D7oie)

25 Those guys catch on quick.

Posted by: fd at August 19, 2024 12:27 PM (vFG9F)

26 Biden then used his position as VP to get a prosecutor investigating that company fired.

Text book quid pro quo
Posted by: 18-1 at August 19, 2024 12:26 PM (oZhjI)

And son of a bitch they fired him

WITH BHUSSEIN APPROVAL

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2024 12:28 PM (gbOdA)

27 and so it continues

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's continuing at August 19, 2024 12:28 PM (aD39U)

28 You'd think Joe could/would do this for himself but...

First Lady Jill Biden to highlight President Biden's 50 years of public service when she addresses the DNC tonight.

I guess modesty prevents!

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 12:28 PM (c39uV)

29 Just curious- where does Kamala’s husband get his income?

Posted by: Truthbomb at August 19, 2024 12:28 PM (DQ6xw)

30 This is a great time for the GOP to go after Biden!

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 12:28 PM (JrF6z)

31 >>> 3 The house impeachment probe that was never going to be anything other that political grandstanding.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 19, 2024 12:25 PM (QNSds)

But there are rolled-up sleeves!!!

Odds this means the commies have decided to make DingDong the Historic First now instead of waiting until November?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 19, 2024 12:28 PM (FnneF)

32 Meanwhile, things are starting to get spicy in Chicago.

https://tinyurl.com/yrxhmyxa

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 12:28 PM (xCA6C)

33 Did commenter Captain Obvious take some time out to write this report?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 12:28 PM (tT6L1)

34 So... if the Democrats are truly set on dumping *biden and that seems to be the case, why not join with the GOP and impeach him? Put Harris in the big chair, if only for a couple months (assuming they fail to steal the 'election') and give the left their "historic first woman" bullshit.

They can run that crap over and over and over...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2024 12:28 PM (Q4IgG)

35 Congress denunciates itself, sends itself a strongly worded letter. Biden and Co. have been stinkin' up the joint since 1972. It's been a steady decline in most every metric since that time (except government debt).

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 12:29 PM (o3xwr)

36 If we win the presidency and congress in November, I hope they impeach that old pedophile in January as a going away present.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 19, 2024 12:29 PM (jbnUc)

37 "Just curious- where does Kamala’s husband get his income?"

Cleaning up Willie Brown's messes.

Posted by: Ribbed at August 19, 2024 12:29 PM (iFMeW)

38 29 Just curious- where does Kamala’s husband get his income?
Posted by: Truthbomb at August 19, 2024 12:28 PM (DQ6xw)

Ella Emhoff's modeling career!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2024 12:29 PM (x0n13)

39 Breaking: House GOP finds Woodrow Wilson in contempt of Congress, Wilson faces stiff penalty and possible jail time

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 12:29 PM (JrF6z)

40 Hunter's tax evasion trial next month ought to be a hoot.

Posted by: Cheri at August 19, 2024 12:29 PM (oiNtH)

41 No one cares about Joe Biden or Donald Trump. President Harris has all the momentum and national adoration now. She and Walz are like our national parental figures. Our Mother and Father who will usher in a new future for America. We've never see. This kind of excitement and electricity surrounding an election. It truly is a movement.

Posted by: Sid at August 19, 2024 12:29 PM (W7sGM)

42 Spicy in Chicago? No ketchup on hotdogs fellas!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 12:29 PM (o3xwr)

43 "I'll take 'Things we've all known for several years' for $64 trillion, Alex!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 12:30 PM (YOmit)

44 >>> 32 Meanwhile, things are starting to get spicy in Chicago.

https://tinyurl.com/yrxhmyxa
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 12:28 PM (xCA6C)

I don't see any flames.

*pouts*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 19, 2024 12:30 PM (FnneF)

45 It truly is a movement.
Posted by: Sid at August 19, 2024 12:29 PM (W7sGM)

ISWYDT

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 19, 2024 12:30 PM (aD39U)

46 Go back on vacation, must be fund raising time...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 19, 2024 12:30 PM (TGPs7)

47 So, what are they going to do about it? Can he and his family be fined huge amounts in addition to impeachment? Can he and his family members be imprisoned?

*not that I expect an impeachment to actually happen

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 19, 2024 12:30 PM (OX9vb)

48 34 So... if the Democrats are truly set on dumping *biden and that seems to be the case, why not join with the GOP and impeach him? Put Harris in the big chair, if only for a couple months (assuming they fail to steal the 'election') and give the left their "historic first woman" bullshit.

They can run that crap over and over and over...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2024 12:28 PM (Q4IgG)

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Because party over everything. Biden's been removed from power effectively. The successful removal of a D president would be a massive black mark on the party overall, the first and only president actually removed from power through impeachment and conviction.

That's a bad news cycle. They don't want bad news cycles.

Just ignore the report, call it partisan, and talk about how Kamala is going to undo the Biden years that she had nothing to do with and how the Biden years were better than the Trump years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

49 I for one am assured and optimistic that *this* time, a Congressional Hearing and subsequent Recommendations and Referrals will result in real and meaningful consequences for wrongdoers and practical, effective reforms in government.

This time, unlike every single prior time without exception, it will be different.

I am highly confident that *this* time, it isn't just theater for the purpose of generating unsubstantial soundbites for the benefit of the rubes. This time, surely, they mean it. They're definitely *not* going to do make a bunch of mouth noises and then nothing but go team up on a child prostitute in some Beltway sin dungeon with their "opponent" from "across the aisle."

Not this time. Surely not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2024 12:30 PM (HnUIn)

50 exercise of "official power to obtain an improper personal benefit, while ignoring or injuring the national interest," is an impeachable offense.

But it's just old uncle Joe!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 19, 2024 12:30 PM (RqKFg)

51 This is such a joke, there has been copious public, private, anecdotal and circumstantial evidence of this for decades.

I mean, no one can explain why Romanians, Chinese, Russian, and Ukranians keep depositing money in all of the Biden family bank accounts, it's a f**king mystery and enigma all rolled up in one.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2024 12:30 PM (XV/Pl)

52 Ella Emhoff's modeling career!!!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2024 12:29 PM (x0n13)

Skinny Drugged and Homely is no way to go thru life.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2024 12:30 PM (gbOdA)

53 Picking on a kindly, confused old grandpa again!

Posted by: Elder Abuse? at August 19, 2024 12:30 PM (CV8a5)

54 Sid seems to be a Mary Cloggenstein sock.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 12:30 PM (tT6L1)

55 28 You'd think Joe could/would do this for himself but...

First Lady Jill Biden to highlight President Biden's 50 years of public service when she addresses the DNC tonight.

I guess modesty prevents!
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August

Do you believe the unjust enrichment will be highlighted?

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 12:30 PM (pZEOD)

56 We've never see. This kind of excitement and electricity surrounding an election. It truly is a movement.

A bowel movement

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2024 12:30 PM (IyPmt)

57 Does the report and its findings count as the strongly worded letter, or do we still have that to look forward to?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 19, 2024 12:30 PM (QsEsv)

58 29 Just curious- where does Kamala’s husband get his income?
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Same as in town.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 19, 2024 12:31 PM (24LU/)

59
$50 says this doesn't make MSM news mention today.

Do you feel lucky?

Posted by: Auspex at August 19, 2024 12:31 PM (j4U/Z)

60 This time, unlike every single prior time without exception, it will be different.

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 19, 2024 12:31 PM (RqKFg)

61 41 Sid at August 19, 2024 12:29 PM (W7sGM)

Sid just earned his 0.42 from Soros right there!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2024 12:31 PM (x0n13)

62 38 29 Just curious- where does Kamala’s husband get his income?
Posted by: Truthbomb at August 19, 2024 12:28 PM (DQ6xw)

Ella Emhoff's modeling career!!!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2024 12:29 PM (x0n13)
________
I guess she IS their answer to Anna Paulina Luna.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2024 12:31 PM (1bNHn)

63 Biden threatening to hold back aid unless the Burisma prosecutor was fired is not evidence of quid pro quo? Ninja please.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 12:32 PM (B1dzx)

64 Nancy Mace will come.

Posted by: Steiner at August 19, 2024 12:32 PM (aD39U)

65 Meanwhile, things are starting to get spicy in Chicago.

https://tinyurl.com/yrxhmyxa
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 12:28 PM (xCA6C)

When I saw "spicy", I was hoping for Molotov cocktails and hickory shampoos. Putting stickers on traffic signs is kinda lame.

Posted by: spindrift at August 19, 2024 12:32 PM (OguvZ)

66 Get on with it. I want his lying, grifting ass drug through every mud hole between DC to Scranton and back again.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 19, 2024 12:32 PM (3OQQc)

67 Spinal Tap reference. I like it.

DC is destroying Joe now....

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 12:32 PM (krQz2)

68 So, this basically serves as a how to manual?

Posted by: Stateless at August 19, 2024 12:32 PM (jvJvP)

69 Leave Joe alone. I don't want him removed and Kamala coronated as supreme ruler before the election

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2024 12:32 PM (IyPmt)

70 65 When I saw "spicy", I was hoping for Molotov cocktails and hickory shampoos. Putting stickers on traffic signs is kinda lame.
Posted by: spindrift at August 19, 2024 12:32 PM (OguvZ)

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I saw similar stickers in DC months ago targeted against Biden.

DC did not burn.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 12:32 PM (GBKbO)

71 I see that troll Sid is taking the good drugs.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 19, 2024 12:32 PM (hB7mE)

72 52 Ella Emhoff's modeling career!!!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2024 12:29 PM (x0n13)

Skinny Drugged and Homely is no way to go thru life.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2024 12:30 PM (gbOdA)

"Hey now!"

- - Patti Smith and Candy Slice

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2024 12:33 PM (x0n13)

73 - Didn't someone put this story up here in the last day or three?

Posted by: TeeJ at August 19, 2024 12:33 PM (aCV/b)

74 Mary socking Sid socking MiW sounds like a Saturday night at Mary and Dorcus's place.

Posted by: Pawl at August 19, 2024 12:33 PM (vFG9F)

75 Sid taking that cock deep, this morning.

Posted by: garrett at August 19, 2024 12:33 PM (7o+lw)

76 Nancy Mace will come.
Posted by: Steiner at August 19, 2024 12:32 PM (aD39U)
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It is only a matter of the time..

Posted by: The Paolo at August 19, 2024 12:33 PM (krQz2)

77 Also those 'repayments' of 'loans' by his brother to Joe show direct payment of these bribe payments.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 12:33 PM (B1dzx)

78 I have to think Sid is a parody account. Not so good as Moshe used to be, though.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2024 12:33 PM (1bNHn)

79 Breaking: House GOP finds Woodrow Wilson in contempt of Congress, Wilson faces stiff penalty and possible jail time

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 12:29 PM (JrF6z)

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Update: Edith Wilson is expected to hire Eric Holder's Law firm to defend Woodrow from this ~~miscarriage~~ abortion of justice.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 12:33 PM (YOmit)

80 41 No one cares about Joe Biden or Donald Trump. President Harris has all the momentum and national adoration now. She and Walz are like our national parental figures. Our Mother and Father who will usher in a new future for America. We've never see. This kind of excitement and electricity surrounding an election. It truly is a movement.
Posted by: Sid at August 19, 2024 12:29 PM (W7sGM)

My Bowels drink to that...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 19, 2024 12:33 PM (TGPs7)

81 41
‘ It truly is a movement’
You’re truly a movement.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 19, 2024 12:34 PM (jbnUc)

82 73 - Didn't someone put this story up here in the last day or three?
Posted by: TeeJ at August 19, 2024 12:33 PM (aCV/b)

I think it dropped Friday and of course was ignored

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2024 12:34 PM (IyPmt)

83 Is this the same thing as a sternly worded letter to the editor while your suit jacket is off and your sleeves are rolled up?

I think it is. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted by: I'll choose a new nick later at August 19, 2024 12:34 PM (89Sog)

84 Do you know what else was a movement?

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 12:34 PM (JrF6z)

85 Impeachment? Aren't there some bribery crimes in there? This is why Dems will cheat cheat cheat to keep their AG in power. Many would face indictment (for many things) if Trump won.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 19, 2024 12:34 PM (Cus5s)

86 From the sidebar:

"We will all be dead and dust before Kaffeine Kennedy produces anything that resembles a hit."

Not quite all of us, Mr. O'Spades.

And I would appreciate it if you all would start thinking about the kind of world your grandchildren are going to leave me. Thanks, old chaps!

Posted by: Keith Richards at August 19, 2024 12:34 PM (a3Q+t)

87 >>> Do the impeachment vote. Break every Republican arm to get it passed. Let it die in the Senate.

Give Biden that stupid asterisk that people need for some reason.

It'll be a bad news cycle for a hot minute, and then we can get back to something important like how Trump said pussy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 12:26 PM

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Do you think Democrats might want her to go into election day as the incumbent? Would they vote to convict and remove? Twenty-fifth his ass? They'll do anything to win, as long as it doesn't cause them to lose. There's the rub.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 19, 2024 12:34 PM (wzAuc)

88 18
Nothing will happen.
.......

He's too senile to stand trial anyway.

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2024 12:34 PM (v0R5T)

89 Isn't it great how the Republicans timed this so as to do as little harm as possible to the Democrats? Why, you'd think it was on purpose.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2024 12:34 PM (1bNHn)

90 NY Times treatment: "House G.O.P. Makes Impeachment Case Against Biden Without Proof of Crime."

Not linking.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 19, 2024 12:34 PM (Dm8we)

91 The house impeachment probe that was never going to be anything other that political grandstanding.

I don't understand this attitude. Are you saying he isn't corrupt?

Posted by: Archimedes

Oh, the corruption is obvious. It's that nobody expects anything of consequence to actually be done about it, given that the rest of the Swamp is little better. Fox, henhouse, some assembly.

Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at August 19, 2024 12:34 PM (OUMaO)

92 Haven't been to Chicago in many years. Had a nice auntie who taught at Rockford and DeKalb, she would fetch us in Iowa now and then and make the drive to the Windy city.

People who didn't live through it will never understand the Cold War. There was a very public rivalry between competing systems. The soviets were convinced their symphony orchestras and space program and everything about the Communist life was superior to the West and free markets.

My auntie was kind of a micro-cosm of this. Liberal (and Democrat) as hell, but a proponent of fine literature, movies, plays, museums, symphony and orchestra. And Cubs games, and places of historical note. She took us everywhere, fine restaurants and the rest of it.

I knew I was in the big city, because the skyscrapers went to the sky, and the manhole covers were emitting steam, just like in the movies! I kept a weather eye out for Karl Malden and guys like that.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 12:34 PM (o3xwr)

93 I suppose an impeachment could complicate pardons for Hunter. And Dems might not care to help Biden this time, they've already disposed of him like a used tissue.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 19, 2024 12:34 PM (24LU/)

94 "My 'I don't have to run day'".....

That line always pissed me off for some reason, not sure why.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 19, 2024 12:35 PM (5AVMW)

95 I think Sid = David Hogg

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 19, 2024 12:35 PM (ZtyUu)

96 CNN and MSNBC are in full Tiger Beat mode...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 19, 2024 12:35 PM (PiwSw)

97 Sleeve status- rolled up!

Fun to read but who cares. No one is getting prosecuted for this, Biden and family are made and will receive blanket pardons.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 19, 2024 12:35 PM (7PziG)

98 There seems to be a new Beatle Juice movie coming up. Can't tell for since it looks like the first one. TJM, do you have the skinny on this one?

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 19, 2024 12:35 PM (FmapG)

99 BREAKING: Limp Dick Republican's Hide From Their Voters After Bombshell Document Release

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2024 12:35 PM (/U5Yz)

100 So the slow play pretending impeachment is still a thing, eh?

Posted by: Inogame at August 19, 2024 12:35 PM (53oGX)

101 93 they've already disposed of him like a used tissue.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 19, 2024 12:34 PM

Tampon!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2024 12:35 PM (x0n13)

102 Joe gets removed from office, some people are going to be sweating, because they know Kamala won't be nearly as motivated to sign their pardons.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 12:35 PM (tT6L1)

103 I found Sid"s comment amusing. It reads like a parody of what a leftist would say.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 12:36 PM (t/2Uw)

104 Do you know what else was a movement?
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 12:34 PM

In fairness, he was constipated a lot.

Posted by: You Know Who's commode at August 19, 2024 12:36 PM (a3Q+t)

105 I suppose an impeachment could complicate pardons for Hunter. And Dems might not care to help Biden this time, they've already disposed of him like a used tissue.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 19, 2024 12:34 PM (24LU/)
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Joe's a crinkly, crusty jerk-sock.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 12:36 PM (krQz2)

106 NY Times treatment: "House G.O.P. Makes Impeachment Case Against Biden Without Proof of Crime."
_____

Pretty sure that's how it's done, at least 2016-2020 time period.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 19, 2024 12:36 PM (24LU/)

107 Guilty as sin, free as a bird.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 19, 2024 12:37 PM (PiUts)

108 We did it, boys.

We dragged out these hearings until comfortably after the point at which they could have no possible meaning. Joe is out. We kept this thing bound up for long enough that it could have no effect. We made the right sounds, took the right actions, got the soundbites and effectively stalled for long enough. Our job is done. We've run the interference and did it well, and have been rewarded both in fundraising and in the right parts of the specialty political press.

Knock off early, gents. We've earned it.

Posted by: The GOP at August 19, 2024 12:37 PM (HnUIn)

109 29 Just curious- where does Kamala’s husband get his income?
Posted by: Truthbomb at August 19, 2024

He is an entertainment lawyer. He worked at Venable and DLA Piper. Huge firms.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 12:37 PM (pZEOD)

110 When Trump wins, he should go after these assholes like they did him.

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2024 12:37 PM (v0R5T)

111 "Republican-led" so that's all anyone needs to know. Look! Joy! (Then Joy jumped out the window....)

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 12:37 PM (KAi1n)

112 87 Do you think Democrats might want her to go into election day as the incumbent? Would they vote to convict and remove? Twenty-fifth his ass? They'll do anything to win, as long as it doesn't cause them to lose. There's the rub.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 19, 2024 12:34 PM (wzAuc)

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I think they're obsessed with news cycles and coming out on top. The removal of Biden from the nomination was a massive anomaly in how Democrats work, pulling back the curtain of the fiction they push out and revealing that Biden was actually not popular. As soon as he gave up, they pulled that curtain right back up.

If they were intent on getting rid of Biden from the actual presidency, they'd have done it by now. They reportedly threatened him with the 25th at the beginning of July. 6 weeks later, he's still around. He's a figurehead. Everyone knows it.

Besides, Kamala as candidate has the "help me break the glass ceiling" part of her narrative. That goes away if she's actually president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

113 She and Walz are like our national parental figures

The kind that abuse the kids.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 19, 2024 12:37 PM (RqKFg)

114 they've already disposed of him like a used tissue.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 19, 2024 12:34 PM

Tampon!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 19, 2024 12:35 PM

WLNSSEODQY. There may be strings attached.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at August 19, 2024 12:37 PM (a3Q+t)

115 "My 'I don't have to run day'".....

That line always pissed me off for some reason, not sure why.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 19, 2024 12:35 PM (5AVMW)
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Ditto!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at August 19, 2024 12:37 PM (krQz2)

116 Damn half the attacks and criticism comments on this story is against the Republicans.

Doing the job Democrats won't do.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 12:37 PM (B1dzx)

117 107 Guilty as sin, free as a bird.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 19, 2024 12:37 PM (PiUts)

Not for long

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at August 19, 2024 12:37 PM (IyPmt)

118 95 I think Sid = David Hogg
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 19, 2024 12:35 PM (ZtyUu)
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No. Sid's too funny to be the little Pigg.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2024 12:38 PM (1bNHn)

119 98 There seems to be a new Beatle Juice movie coming up. Can't tell for since it looks like the first one. TJM, do you have the skinny on this one?
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 19, 2024 12:35 PM (FmapG)

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I've read reactions from screenings that say it's not good. I dunno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

120 /pretends to be shocked
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 19, 2024 12:25 PM (N1DT3)

eh, i'm not even gonna pretend anymore. they don't care and nothing is going to come of it, so why should i even pretend to play along?

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 19, 2024 12:38 PM (v6XNT)

121 This is exhibit A for term limits. But no one is serious.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 19, 2024 12:38 PM (Aoykm)

122 93 they've already disposed of him like a used tissue.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 19, 2024 12:34 PM

Tampon!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Are they flushing him down the toilet? Because you know what you're not supposed to flush down the toilet.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 12:38 PM (KAi1n)

123 It truly is a movement.
Posted by: Sid at August 19, 2024 12:29 PM (W7sGM)

This is TRUTH

Posted by: #2 at August 19, 2024 12:39 PM (53oGX)

124 You have no proof is what the guilty say.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 12:39 PM (JrF6z)

125 Huge firms.

Got nothing on the Paolo.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 19, 2024 12:39 PM (RqKFg)

126 I was going to say Biden was disposed of like a used condom.at a pride parade. But I didn't want to offend anyone's sensibilities. So I didn't

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 19, 2024 12:39 PM (24LU/)

127 This is exhibit A for term limits. But no one is serious.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 19, 2024 12:38 PM (Aoykm)
++++
It's exhibit a billion for filling all political offices with a draft. Do your duty, serve for one term, go home.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2024 12:40 PM (HnUIn)

128 119 98 There seems to be a new Beatle Juice movie coming up. Can't tell for since it looks like the first one. TJM, do you have the skinny on this one?
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 19, 2024 12:35 PM (FmapG)

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I've read reactions from screenings that say it's not good. I dunno.
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They are interesting visually but I can't remember the premise of the first movie other than to show the interesting visuals.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 19, 2024 12:40 PM (FmapG)

129 My Uncle Russ was murdered on a Chicago street in the Loop for his wallet and his watch. Back of his head was smashed in. Nothing ever came of it.

I don't care for that town at all.

Posted by: pawn at August 19, 2024 12:40 PM (QB+5g)

130 Allow me to draw you a Venn diagram:

People who knew this all along and are outraged -> O
People who knew this all along and don't care -> O

Notice that the circles do not intersect. Also notice that there is no circle labeled "People who did not know this."

Posted by: Oddbob at August 19, 2024 12:40 PM (/y8xj)

131 Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 19, 2024 12:35 PM (5AVMW)

That entire song annoys me, because I work on Sunday and I greatly appreciate what I do (Mostly) but it's about seven hour of "Running" (not literally) day,until I can come home and collapse.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2024 12:40 PM (dTTBf)

132 Francis Brennan @FrancisBrennan 1h
Wait so is Joe Biden back in the race?

"President Biden, Vice President Harris, and Democrats are running to finish the job." - from the final 2024 Democrat platform.

Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom 47m
Democrats didn't even bother to update their platform to remove the DOZEN mentions of a Biden "second term."

Zero daylight between Biden and Kamala

Greg Price @greg_price11 1h
The official DNC platform has been released and it makes at least five mentions of “Biden’s second term.”

Tough look for the Democrat copy editors.

Greg Price @greg_price11 19m
I just went through and counted.

"Biden's second term" is mentioned in the DNC platform a total of 19 times.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 12:40 PM (c39uV)

133 103 I found Sid"s comment amusing. It reads like a parody of what a leftist would say.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 12:36 PM (t/2Uw)

It needs a Soviet style poster. So creepy, that Mother and Father bit. Actually, that sounds more Maoist than Soviet.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 19, 2024 12:40 PM (OX9vb)

134 93 they've already disposed of him like a used tissue.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 19, 2024 12:34 PM

Tampon!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Biden's dubious deals, like tampons, all come with strings attached.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 19, 2024 12:40 PM (N39Ws)

135 Face it, the only worthwhile Republican slogan is "You have to vote for us, even if we are worthless. They are even worse. Look at Britain."

Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2024 12:40 PM (1bNHn)

136
Joe gets removed from office, some people are going to be sweating, because they know Kamala won't be nearly as motivated to sign their pardons.

That's why I'm wondering *which side* got a hold of some incriminating footage of Kamala captured on P Diddys video system. Was she drunk, smoking a joint, getting spit roasted?

So far, with events moving the way they are I don't think Kamala has to sweat it. Unless some whistleblower makes a copy of the video and sends it to a friendly.

Posted by: Skunk Anti-Defamation League at August 19, 2024 12:41 PM (RKVpM)

137 135 Face it, the only worthwhile Republican slogan is "You have to vote for us, even if we are worthless. They are even worse. Look at Britain."
Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2024 12:40 PM (1bNHn)

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Comment from...1993?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

138 OT/ But I see "rumors" out there that Trump is gonna be sentenced to 1 year-4 years with immediate arrest.. Probably putting that out there to smear Trump during the Dem cornnation

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at August 19, 2024 12:41 PM (IyPmt)

139 I was going to say Biden was disposed of like a used condom.at a pride parade. But I didn't want to offend anyone's sensibilities. So I didn't
Posted by: Chuck Martel
......

Thank goodness!

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2024 12:41 PM (v0R5T)

140 Fortunately Dear Leader Harris intends on unburdening us of this pesky electoral process shortly.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 19, 2024 12:41 PM (7PziG)

141 they've already disposed of him like a used tissue.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 19, 2024 12:34 PM

Tampon!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Don't throw it away!!! What a waste!!!
-- Charles III

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 12:41 PM (v6JzV)

142 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2024 12:40

How about they have to follow the laws like we do? I’d settle for that as a start.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 19, 2024 12:41 PM (Aoykm)

143 Nancy Mace will come.
Posted by: Steiner at August 19, 2024 12:32 PM

--

And I won't care how she screams my name.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 19, 2024 12:41 PM (wzAuc)

144 Tim Walz once described Chinese Communism as a system where "everyone is the same and everyone shares"

What a deluded drone.

Yeah, like everybody's got it like Chairman Xi!

If you can describe goals as if they were actualities, it reveals a serious intellectual flaw.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 12:42 PM (krQz2)

145 OK, now what about Hunter's Cocaine?

Posted by: XTC at August 19, 2024 12:42 PM (UnA8+)

146 I found Sid"s comment amusing. It reads like a parody of what a leftist would say.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 12:36 PM (t/2Uw)
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I'm virtually certain that's exactly what it is.

I don't think Sid is real. I think he's a Moron sock.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2024 12:42 PM (HnUIn)

147
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Holy sh*t

The UK is releasing 5k prisoners to make room for anti-immigration protestors

Some of those will be voiIent offenders...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 19, 2024 12:42 PM (TGPs7)

148 How about they have to follow the laws like we do? I’d settle for that as a start.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 19, 2024 12:41 PM (Aoykm)
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They'll always exempt themselves.

Power corrupts, so it should be widely distributed and minimized.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2024 12:42 PM (HnUIn)

149 I wish the B's called out the Clinton cabal but they won't because there are always things to bargain for their own families.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too. at August 19, 2024 12:42 PM (NFX2v)

150 147
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Holy sh*t

The UK is releasing 5k prisoners to make room for anti-immigration protestors

Some of those will be voiIent offenders...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 19, 2024 12:42 PM (TGPs7)

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It'd be funny if the UK got snap elections again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 12:43 PM (GBKbO)

151 144 Tim Walz once described Chinese Communism as a system where "everyone is the same and everyone shares"

What a deluded drone.

Yeah, like everybody's got it like Chairman Xi!

If you can describe goals as if they were actualities, it reveals a serious intellectual flaw.
Posted by: Axeman at August

Unless you are black or a Uighur.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 12:43 PM (pZEOD)

152 don't think Sid is real. I think he's a Moron sock.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2024 12:42 PM (HnUIn)

Then it should have been banned long ago because it's not funny or witty.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 12:43 PM (B1dzx)

153 Why would they NOT jail Trump? That's my question.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 12:43 PM (JrF6z)

154 Now it is safe to take shots at Il Tutti Capi de Tutti Capi

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 12:44 PM (JvZF+)

155 Maybe Sunday was *Prince's* "I-don't-have-to-run day".

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 12:44 PM (krQz2)

156 The extended Biden crime family who belong in the slammer probably totals more than 20. Brothers, Joe's sister, nieces, nephews, all the grandchildren. Except Navy Joan.

Posted by: Carlo Gambino, Eat Your Heart Out at August 19, 2024 12:44 PM (CV8a5)

157 153 Why would they NOT jail Trump? That's my question.
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 12:43 PM (JrF6z)

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Because his conviction is a joke that doesn't actually have a crime attached to it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

158 The dirty little secret of AoS is we've only ever had like three real leftard trolls.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 12:45 PM (JrF6z)

159 150 147
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Holy sh*t

The UK is releasing 5k prisoners to make room for anti-immigration protestors

Some of those will be voiIent offenders...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 19, 2024 12:42 PM (TGPs7)

This is about as insane as it gets

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 19, 2024 12:45 PM (NtVYv)

160 Tim Walz once described Chinese Communism as a system where "everyone is the same and everyone shares"

What a deluded drone. ...
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 12:43 PM (pZEOD)
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This is quite common.

I knew someone who tried buy gas from Citgo because it was Venezuelan and so "at least there, the profits belong to the people instead of to Big Oil."

Never mind that most retail Citgo was a different outfit anyway, and that it was all delusional bullshit in the first place.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2024 12:45 PM (HnUIn)

161
Because his conviction is a joke that doesn't actually have a crime attached to it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

And... ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 19, 2024 12:45 PM (IyPmt)

162 The GOP is a bitch-made collection of soy-titted useless idiots. Fuck this party.

I wish I could be a Democrat. Remorseless. Vicious. Soulless. Anything to win. Perpetual bullies. Survivors.

Plus, they truly understand that the majority of Americans are stupid, vacuous, and easily manipulated. Throw them a smartphone and TikTok and you can do ANYTHING.

Republicans still believe in "muh IDEALS."

I want my enemies rounded up and shot out of a SpaceX ship into the Sun.

Posted by: Kevin Feige's Hat Sweat at August 19, 2024 12:45 PM (N/oGZ)

163 Because his conviction is a joke that doesn't actually have a crime attached to it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

Would that be a reason for them not to jail him or for for a normal country not to jail him

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 12:45 PM (JrF6z)

164 The UK is releasing 5k prisoners to make room for anti-immigration protestors

Some of those will be voiIent offenders...
____

And the violent offenders will commit atrocities which will provoke more protests, which will create a need for more prison space, etc.

Winning!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 19, 2024 12:45 PM (24LU/)

165 @138

>>OT/ But I see "rumors" out there that Trump is gonna be sentenced to 1 year-4 years with immediate arrest.. Probably putting that out there to smear Trump during the Dem cornnation

You do not hang 136 years worth of felony charges around someone neck to punk out with a paltry 1-4 sentence.

He'll get somewhere between 7.5 to 13 years and if they are really feeling spice, they will throw the book at him and give him 136 years.

A one year sentence and they are telling the world this was a political hit job and not a serious proceeding.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2024 12:46 PM (XV/Pl)

166 "Why would they NOT jail Trump? That's my question."

There is nothing stopping them?

Posted by: pawn at August 19, 2024 12:46 PM (QB+5g)

167 Sid is real and a dick.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 12:46 PM (JvZF+)

168 I want my enemies rounded up and shot out of a SpaceX ship into the Sun.

Posted by: Kevin Feige's Hat Sweat
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I just want my enemies shot.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 19, 2024 12:46 PM (17s+e)

169 8 This is all misinformation and should be ignored.
Posted by: The media at August 19, 2024 12:26 PM (xCA6C)

Thanks in part to the Repubs who helped by releasing this the week of the convention, insuring that it will get zero oxygen?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 19, 2024 12:46 PM (lg881)

170 156 The extended Biden crime family who belong in the slammer probably totals more than 20. Brothers, Joe's sister, nieces, nephews, all the grandchildren. Except Navy Joan.
Posted by: Carlo Gambino, Eat Your Heart Out at August 19, 2024 12:44 PM (CV8a5)

All of it most certainly had tax returns and exactly the correct payments... most certainly. No need for the IRS to even look... especially that Cincinnati office.

Posted by: Inogame at August 19, 2024 12:46 PM (53oGX)

171 Impeachment or not. Pardons or none. It doesn't matter in the long run for the *bidens. Unless there's someone who's been royally screwed over by the family who has the wherewithal to extract some revenge.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2024 12:47 PM (Q4IgG)

172 And the violent offenders will commit atrocities which will provoke more protests, which will create a need for more prison space, etc.

Winning!
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There is always social justice. Those preaching it should really fear it.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 19, 2024 12:47 PM (FmapG)

173 insuring that it will get zero oxygen?
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 19, 2024 12:46 PM (lg881)

ensuring, ffs.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 19, 2024 12:47 PM (lg881)

174 I want my enemies rounded up and shot out of a SpaceX ship into the Sun.
Posted by: Kevin Feige's Hat Sweat at August 19, 2024 12:45 PM (N/oGZ)

I'm confused. Do you want to be like a Democrat or remain loyal to your ideals?

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 12:47 PM (B1dzx)

175 I want my enemies rounded up and shot out of a SpaceX ship into the Sun.

Posted by: Kevin Feige's Hat Sweat
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I just want my enemies shot.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 19, 2024 12:46 PM (17s+e)
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*fistbump*

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at August 19, 2024 12:47 PM (krQz2)

176 I managed to get a home run ball outside of Comiskey park, but a bunch (about 8 or 9 maybe) other kids showed up, right out of Central Casting. "Gimme the ball" they sez. Is this a frigging movie? I just wanted a home run ball.

Yeah, I wussed out. LOL. I concluded they could whoop my ass.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 12:47 PM (o3xwr)

177 OK, now what about Hunter's Cocaine?
Posted by: XTC at August 19, 2024 12:42 PM

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Cocaine Bear at August 19, 2024 12:47 PM (ZANHd)

178 In Communism, you line up for bread.
In Capitalism bread lines up for you.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 19, 2024 12:48 PM (PiUts)

179 Because his conviction is a joke that doesn't actually have a crime attached to it?

I don't get it.

Posted by: Judge Merchan at August 19, 2024 12:48 PM (/y8xj)

180 162 The GOP is a bitch-made collection of soy-titted useless idiots. Fuck this party.

I wish I could be a Democrat. Remorseless. Vicious. Soulless. Anything to win. Perpetual bullies. Survivors.

Plus, they truly understand that the majority of Americans are stupid, vacuous, and easily manipulated. Throw them a smartphone and TikTok and you can do ANYTHING.

Republicans still believe in "muh IDEALS."

I want my enemies rounded up and shot out of a SpaceX ship into the Sun.
Posted by: Kevin Feige's Hat Sweat at August 19, 2024 12:45 PM (N/oGZ)

Honestly, this.

Democrats get to be Monsters.

Posted by: XTC at August 19, 2024 12:48 PM (UnA8+)

181 Soon Biden's only supporters will be neverTrumpers.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 19, 2024 12:48 PM (FfSAJ)

182 This is about as insane as it gets
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 19, 2024 12:45 PM (NtVYv)

Is anyone even pushing back on Stamer? seems to me, their Tory party is even more useless than our GOP.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 19, 2024 12:48 PM (ZtyUu)

183 What are the MAGA weirdos planning in Chicago that shops have all their windows boarded up for?

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 12:48 PM (krQz2)

184
TONY™
@TONYxTWO
Acting like “Drunk Kamala” is now going viral on TlK T0K 💀😭😭🤣🔥🔊

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 19, 2024 12:49 PM (TGPs7)

185 168 I want my enemies rounded up and shot out of a SpaceX ship into the Sun.

Posted by: Kevin Feige's Hat Sweat
---

I just want my enemies shot.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 19, 2024 12:46 PM (17s+e)

May I offer an alternative option?

Posted by: Pinochet at August 19, 2024 12:49 PM (53oGX)

186 174 I'm confused. Do you want to be like a Democrat or remain loyal to your ideals?
Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 12:47 PM (B1dzx)

I'm getting to the point where I just want to watch my enemies die.

Posted by: XTC at August 19, 2024 12:49 PM (UnA8+)

187 Impeach? Malarkey!

Posted by: Creepy Joe at August 19, 2024 12:49 PM (Nv9tW)

188 It's a good thing Dignity and Respect have been reinstated at the highest levels of government.

The adults are in charge.

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2024 12:49 PM (Qj8ua)

189 177 OK, now what about Hunter's Cocaine?
Posted by: XTC at August 19, 2024 12:42 PM

*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Cocaine Bear at August 19, 2024 12:47 PM (ZANHd)

*big snort* *looks around innocently*

Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at August 19, 2024 12:49 PM (PiwSw)

190 Call me crazy but I don't think that Kumallah Harris is going to be the person to make communism work either.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 19, 2024 12:49 PM (17s+e)

191 Speaking of corruption I'd quite like to know much money David French has made from grifting.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 19, 2024 12:49 PM (FfSAJ)

192 Hope this pushes Joe closer to start issuing those family pardons ASAP.

Posted by: EveR at August 19, 2024 12:49 PM (Z/h4+)

193 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Holy sh*t

The UK is releasing 5k prisoners to make room for anti-immigration protestors

Some of those will be voiIent offenders...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 19, 2024 12:42 PM (TGPs7)

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BREAKING: F. Joe To Fly 5000 Prematurely-Released Violent UK Convicts Into Battleground States, Give Them Massive Amounts of Free Shit, and Register Them To Vote. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 12:50 PM (xUqHO)

194 This thirsty redhead doesn't believe that "committees" and "investigations" and whatnot matter:
http://tiny.cc/tj1izz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2024 12:50 PM (HnUIn)

195 Does it even matter, now? Just like the Washington Generals, er, I mean the GOP. Missed it by that much!

Posted by: Stale, Pale, and Male at August 19, 2024 12:50 PM (eMjFj)

196 OK, now what about Hunter's Cocaine?
Posted by: XTC at August 19, 2024 12:42 PM

*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Cocaine Bear at August 19, 2024 12:47 PM (ZANHd)
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Cheatleer wanted that baggy destroyed. She passed the evidence officer over for promotion who refused to destroy it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 12:50 PM (krQz2)

197 Nice of them to tell us now, instead of a decade or two ago.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 19, 2024 12:50 PM (WPL6O)

198 Greg Price @greg_price11 28m
Tim Walz at a DNC meeting was once again introduced as “Command Sergeant Major” — even though he was never a Command Sergeant Major.

https://tinyurl.com/mvekddm2
50 seconds; stumbling DUmmy probably meant to say the accurate "Master Sgt." but got it the wrong way around.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 12:51 PM (c39uV)

199 Hunter's tax trial yet to come. I am expecting a plea deal since the power transfer has been completed.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 12:51 PM (B1dzx)

200 I found Sid"s comment amusing. It reads like a parody of what a leftist would say.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 19, 2024 12:36 PM (t/2Uw)
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I'm virtually certain that's exactly what it is.

I don't think Sid is real. I think he's a Moron sock.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2024 12:42 PM (HnUIn)

it's 50/50 !

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 12:52 PM (V13WU)

201 This is an entire convention of a political party that HATES this country.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 19, 2024 12:52 PM (7PziG)

202 Walz was a Sargeant, or sgt for short. Also a Constable...

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 12:52 PM (JrF6z)

203 Impeachable? Like a peach pie?--Hillary Clinton

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 12:53 PM (ynpvh)

204 The House has oversight responsibilities and this is an appropriate use of that power. It would be negligent to do otherwise in view of the fairly substantial evidence. Given this was an abuse of office and official power in which there is a fairly clear quid pro quo, and the VP has no specific immunity from criminal behavior, it will be interesting to see where this goes. Politically it is an albatross to be hung around the neck of Biden Harris as a sign of their corruption. Some AG, could potentially wind this into a federal corruption issue and therefore have standing. It will offset the unfair prosecution of Trump, which makes him wildly popular every time Democrats pursue it. There are actually receipts for the bribes and the official acts are clearly connected in timing and in Biden’s own words.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 19, 2024 12:53 PM (c+Oos)

205 What are the tells when a regular is socking a troll?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 19, 2024 12:53 PM (FfSAJ)

206 199 Hunter's tax trial yet to come. I am expecting a plea deal since the power transfer has been completed.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 12:51 PM (B1dzx)

Trump made him do it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 12:53 PM (ynpvh)

207 Speaking of corruption I'd quite like to know much money David French has made from grifting.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 19, 2024 12:49 PM (FfSAJ)

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$20, same as in town.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 12:53 PM (B5Ngp)

208
I think that J'Blowme is likely to blow his top in some manner or another this evening. Who gets dinged by the shrapnel will be the fun thing to watch.

If he starts naming names, will he be hustled off the podium with a proffered excuse that "he was afflicted by fatigue and we stopped him from speaking out of an abundance of concern for his health"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2024 12:54 PM (xG4kz)

209 Impeachment?

Why?

I'm not hungry.

Posted by: Presdient Charlie Foxtrot at August 19, 2024 12:54 PM (krQz2)

210 205 What are the tells when a regular is socking a troll?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 19, 2024 12:53 PM (FfSAJ)

I'd tell ya, but then everybody, including the trolls, would know.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

211 Hope this pushes Joe closer to start issuing those family pardons ASAP.

His family better hope he hangs on. My guess he’s already signed the pardons and his staff will find them in his corvette garage.

Posted by: Stale, Pale, and Male at August 19, 2024 12:54 PM (eMjFj)

212 Sergeant Major , Major Sargent, Dick Sargent, Canned Sardines.....

Posted by: Chinese Whispers at August 19, 2024 12:54 PM (V13WU)

213 What are the tells when a regular is socking a troll?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 19, 2024 12:53 PM (FfSAJ)
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He's the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 19, 2024 12:54 PM (VdhcA)

214 Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 19, 2024 12:48 PM (ZtyUu)

Asked too late in the other thread, are you in Texas now? What do you think of it?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 19, 2024 12:54 PM (s9EYN)

215 48 34 So... if the Democrats are truly set on dumping *biden and that seems to be the case, why not join with the GOP and impeach him? Put Harris in the big chair, if only for a couple months (assuming they fail to steal the 'election') and give the left their "historic first woman" bullshit.

They can run that crap over and over and over...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2024 12:28 PM (Q4IgG)

========

Well, if Harris takes the big chair for a couple months she has to move to the Center to acquire votes. But, if Joe is in there he can ram leftist nonsense executive orders down our throats until January. And, I guarantee you the "radical advisors" around him at present are all putting together their dream project to get pushed through before Biden leaves.

Posted by: Orson at August 19, 2024 12:55 PM (dIske)

216 “ Walz was a Sargeant, or sgt for short. Also a Constable...”

It’s Sergeant dammit. 😂

Posted by: Marcus T at August 19, 2024 12:55 PM (c+Oos)

217
Vivek Ramaswamy
@VivekGRamaswamy
I’m a tad skeptical of how organic some of these “protests” at the DNC really are. The Dems are desperate to recast Kamala Harris as a moderate, “centrist” candidate, so the sudden criticism from the far left seems…oddly convenient.

The Media and CIA (but I repeat myself) continue to play us...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 19, 2024 12:55 PM (TGPs7)

218 Big fcuking whoop.
Biden's PINO and this is Failure Theatre writ large.
The Congressional'R's' led by a coward like Johnson are an organized fraud perpetually searching for rakes on which to step or shivs to stick in their ever- hopeful, eternally voters.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at August 19, 2024 12:55 PM (gd11t)

219 If Harris became president now she would have to actually do something.

Purportedly.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 12:55 PM (JrF6z)

220 If he starts naming names, ~~will he be hustled off the podium~~

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2024 12:54 PM (xG4kz)
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... a crazed MAGA supporter will take him out from the rafters....

Posted by: DC at August 19, 2024 12:55 PM (krQz2)

221 211 Hope this pushes Joe closer to start issuing those family pardons ASAP.

His family better hope he hangs on. My guess he’s already signed the pardons and his staff will find them in his corvette garage.

Posted by: Stale, Pale, and Male at August 19, 2024 12:54 PM (eMjFj)

They'll find the pardons hanged, consider it a suicide.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 12:55 PM (ynpvh)

222 If he starts naming names, will he be hustled off the podium with a proffered excuse that "he was afflicted by fatigue and we stopped him from speaking out of an abundance of concern for his health"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2024 12:54 PM (xG4kz)

I want the whole Joe experience - mumbling Joe, whispering Joe, screaming Joe, incoherent Joe.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 19, 2024 12:55 PM (ZtyUu)

223 DNC Dyes Chicago River Red To Celebrate Abortion
Politics · Aug 19, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
CHICAGO, IL — As top Democratic political leaders and influencers gathered in the Windy City for the week, the Democratic National Convention dyed the Chicago River red to celebrate abortion.

dlvr.it/TC68y8

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 12:56 PM (c39uV)

224 That troll has to be a sock. Nobody is that stupid.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 19, 2024 12:56 PM (c+Oos)

225 Guess the Democrats gave the Republicans the Okay to release this, after it's pointless.

I wonder what Biden and his family did to piss off the liberal leaders, as they're really starting to let everyone go after him and release the dirt they've been sitting on for years.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 19, 2024 12:56 PM (DDKfn)

226 Nothing will come of any of this. It's page right out of Standard GOP Playbook: run out the clock. It's far too late for anyone to really do anything meaningful with it. Speaker whatshisname will never allow impeachment to go forward and the senate would never convict even if it did. This is the Strongly Worded Letter phase of the Investigations & Hearings & Commissions & Meetings show.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 19, 2024 12:56 PM (PWI4f)

227 222 If he starts naming names, will he be hustled off the podium with a proffered excuse that "he was afflicted by fatigue and we stopped him from speaking out of an abundance of concern for his health"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2024 12:54 PM (xG4kz)

I want the whole Joe experience - mumbling Joe, whispering Joe, screaming Joe, incoherent Joe.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 19, 2024 12:55 PM (ZtyUu)

Also comes with sniffy joe and "who shit my pants" Joe.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

228 223, Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 12:56 PM (c39uV)

Parody, right?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 19, 2024 12:56 PM (ZtyUu)

229 Is this about us?

Posted by: Thirsty Redheads at August 19, 2024 12:56 PM (DobEs)

230
It truly is a movement.

Thus spake our own special bowel movement.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2024 12:57 PM (xG4kz)

231 The report puts a finishing touch on a scandal that began in 2019 during the advent of the last presidential election, but it is unlikely to result in a formal impeachment since Biden has stepped down and handed over the reins of the Democratic Party to his vice president, Kamala Harris.

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Um... (1) Biden is still president; and (b) Trump was impeached after he left office!

Posted by: No One Of Consequence at August 19, 2024 12:57 PM (F4bAW)

232 It’s Sergeant dammit. 😂
Posted by: Marcus T at August 19, 2024 12:55 PM (c+Oos)

LOL I can't even blame auto correct. Though I have too much John Singer Sargent in my feed so I think that was the brain melt

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 12:57 PM (JrF6z)

233 I want the whole Joe experience - mumbling Joe, whispering Joe, screaming Joe, incoherent Joe.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 19, 2024 12:55 PM (ZtyUu)
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... the Joe that accepts the nomination of his party ...

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 12:57 PM (krQz2)

234 @204

>>There are actually receipts for the bribes and the official acts are clearly connected in timing and in Biden’s own words

No one is disputing this, what people are angry about is that as usual, it's a day late and a dollar short, this should have been done two years ago, not after he's been defacto removed as President and 6 months or less from shuffling off the stage anyways.

Typical GOP F**king nonsense.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2024 12:57 PM (XV/Pl)

235 224 That troll has to be a sock. Nobody is that stupid.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 19, 2024 12:56 PM (c+Oos)

Don't underestimate stupidity; it knows no bounds.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

236 I want the whole Joe experience - mumbling Joe, whispering Joe, screaming Joe, incoherent Joe.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 19, 2024 12:55 PM (ZtyUu)

grabbing Joe, sniffing Joe, incontinent Joe, TIA Joe....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 19, 2024 12:57 PM (PiwSw)

237 Is Paper Lace still around? Will one night this week be "The Night Chicago Died"? That song is 50 years old.

Posted by: Chicago Deep-Dish Pizza Sucks, Too at August 19, 2024 12:57 PM (CV8a5)

238 Catturd ™ @catturd2 8m
Kamala the border czar strikes again.

New York Post @nypost 1h
Illegal immigrant accused of raping 10-year-old boy in Mississippi trib.al/n4hPH08

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 12:57 PM (c39uV)

239 It's such a movement that doesn't bother to show its enthusiasm in any manner other than being weighted heavily in polls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 12:57 PM (GBKbO)

240
That troll has to be a sock. Nobody is that stupid.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 19, 2024 12:56 PM

Sid is on some DNC email list that daily gives him his talking points to regurgitate.

Posted by: Skunk Anti-Defamation League at August 19, 2024 12:58 PM (RKVpM)

241 Marcus the joke is "sarge" for short and then a Constable so I screwed that up too.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 12:58 PM (JrF6z)

242 Joe and Walz need to have a Walter Mitty fantasy life face off.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 19, 2024 12:58 PM (FfSAJ)

243 Parody, right?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 19, 2024 12:56 PM (ZtyUu)
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Parody until it becomes a prophecy.

And the Bee is known for parodies becoming prophecy.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 12:58 PM (tT6L1)

244 Yeah, I wussed out. LOL. I concluded they could whoop my ass.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 12:47 PM (o3xwr)

You need to watch 'Eden Lake.'

Posted by: Stateless at August 19, 2024 12:58 PM (jvJvP)

245 You know this hits a nerve. Look at all the trolls going after the GOP. lol.

Don’t forget to have mom cut the crust off your baloney sandwich.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 19, 2024 12:58 PM (c+Oos)

246 Details are sparse right now, but it looks like Harley-Davidson has responded to a potential boycott by totally backing off from all DEI/Woke bullshit

Posted by: Don Black at August 19, 2024 12:58 PM (/7KEl)

247
Walz was a Sargeant, or sgt for short.

Make me a sergeant in charge of the booze! Make me a sergeant in charge of the booze!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 19, 2024 12:58 PM (63Dwl)

248 I keep hearing that the Kamala media bubble is already deflating.

Which is why people are looking toward Michelle Obama's speech on Tuesday night...

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 12:58 PM (krQz2)

249 This thirsty redhead doesn't believe that "committees" and "investigations" and whatnot matter:
http://tiny.cc/tj1izz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2024 12:50 PM

Spectral analysis indicates she likely is not truly a redhead.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 19, 2024 12:58 PM (a3Q+t)

250 Don't underestimate stupidity; it knows no bounds.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 12:57 PM (ynpvh)
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The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 19, 2024 12:58 PM (VdhcA)

251 That would probably be a fun thread. Regulars acting as socks and the person who does it the best gets a free year membership to ASHQ and some shelving supplies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2024 12:59 PM (dTTBf)

252 I want the whole Joe experience - mumbling Joe, whispering Joe, screaming Joe, incoherent Joe.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 19, 2024 12:55 PM (ZtyUu)

Also comes with sniffy joe and "who shit my pants" Joe.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

Falling down the stairs Joe would be icing on the cake.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 19, 2024 12:59 PM (VGRuw)

253 Afternoon ace. Said it this AM, the Republicans will succeed in impeachment and remove Biden from office on 1/19/25. Kamala will be the first female president for one day. Yay queen

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 12:59 PM (gXGVH)

254 ensuring, ffs.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 19, 2024 12:47 PM (lg881)
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*unclenches*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 01:00 PM (JvZF+)

255 PINO. Penis In Name Only??

Like Big Mike Obama??

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 01:00 PM (c39uV)

256 Spectral analysis indicates she likely is not truly a redhead.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 19, 2024 12:58 PM (a3Q+t)
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A Collars/Cuffs dichotomy?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 19, 2024 01:00 PM (VdhcA)

257 Which is why people are looking toward Michelle Obama's speech on Tuesday night...
==

MO: ..And this is why, delegates adn guest, I am honored to accept your nomination for the President of the United States !

KH:

Posted by: Chinese Whispers at August 19, 2024 01:00 PM (V13WU)

258 “ Marcus the joke is "sarge" for short and then a Constable so I screwed that up too.
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 12:58 PM (JrF6z)”

I’m just busting you. I always joke the military uses abbreviations for sergeant because almost nobody can spell it.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 19, 2024 01:00 PM (c+Oos)

259 That would probably be a fun thread. Regulars acting as socks and the person who does it the best gets a free year membership to ASHQ and some shelving supplies.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2024 12:59 PM (dTTBf)

I'm not smart enough to pretend to be stupid.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 19, 2024 01:00 PM (FfSAJ)

260 lol

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 01:00 PM (V13WU)

261 Marcus the joke is "sarge" for short and then a Constable so I screwed that up too.
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 12:58 PM

NOT EVERY PASS IS A COMPLETION.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 19, 2024 01:00 PM (a3Q+t)

262 Yes, #223 is from the Babylon Bee.

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 01:00 PM (c39uV)

263 that totally blows

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 01:01 PM (V13WU)

264 249 This thirsty redhead doesn't believe that "committees" and "investigations" and whatnot matter:
http://tiny.cc/tj1izz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2024 12:50 PM

Spectral analysis indicates she likely is not truly a redhead.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 19, 2024 12:58 PM (a3Q+t)

I doubt you've analized her spectrum.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 01:01 PM (ynpvh)

265 EMIGRANT GAP, Calif. — Parts of Interstate 80 in Placer County are closed Monday morning after an electric big rig caught fire east of Nyack, the California Highway Patrol said. Drivers are being kept off the interstate for at least half a mile in both directions because the Tesla truck's battery was on fire, said Jason Lyman, a CHP spokesperson. The toxic fumes are an inhalation danger, he said.

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2024 01:01 PM (RHGPo)

266 You know who else got probed in The House?

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 01:01 PM (VwPLx)

267 All the Democrat "factions" have once again mysteriously united instantly like The Borg. Shock City.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 01:01 PM (JrF6z)

268 I think that if the Democrats do decide to put Harris in the White House prior to the election by impeaching *biden she can continue to operate as she has been with no real scrutiny from the press. Or the GOP.

The movers and shakers behind this administration can continue to do whatever they're doing regardless who's in the White House.

And that includes any GOP candidate too. Trump included. They'll just move a bit further into the shadows.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2024 01:01 PM (Q4IgG)

269 Yeah, I wussed out. LOL. I concluded they could whoop my ass.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 19, 2024 12:47 PM (o3xwr)

You're not serious, right?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 19, 2024 01:02 PM (5AVMW)

270 *unclenches*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 19, 2024 01:00 PM

Thank you.

Posted by: Surprise Otters at August 19, 2024 01:02 PM (a3Q+t)

271 They really are not sending their A team.

The official DNC platform has been released and it makes at least five mentions of “Biden’s second term.”

Tough look for the Democrat copy editors.

https://tinyurl.com/25jjjtca

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 01:02 PM (xCA6C)

272 I’m pretty sure at the end of Michelle Obama’s speech zhe is going to rip off a dress to expose a red banana hammock emblazoned with a hammer and sickle.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 19, 2024 01:02 PM (c+Oos)

273 You know who else got probed in The House?
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 01:01 PM (VwPLx)
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the two guys who shot the homo porn in the House?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 01:02 PM (tT6L1)

274 34 So... if the Democrats are truly set on dumping *biden and that seems to be the case, why not join with the GOP and impeach him? Put Harris in the big chair, if only for a couple months (assuming they fail to steal the 'election') and give the left their "historic first woman" bullshit.

They can run that crap over and over and over...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2024 12:28 PM (Q4IgG)
______
Good for you not thinking the 25th Amendment removes the President. It only suspends his actions.

It's amazing how many pundits don't get that.

BTW, did anyone else read and retch over Jazz Shaw's weekend column fearing calling KahMAHlah a Commie was "going too far?" And authentic soy fed pussy.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2024 01:02 PM (1bNHn)

275 Pretext to force him out early so Harris makes herstory. Yawn.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 19, 2024 01:03 PM (Te7DI)

276 Never mind that most retail Citgo was a different outfit anyway, and that it was all delusional bullshit in the first place. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2024 12:45 PM (HnUIn)

@JoeM, the gasoline comes from the closest, cheapest refinery. It's been at least 50 years since service stations were tied to a particular refiner. The EPA strictly regulates the components of your local gasoline, so they are all the same, with one exception: the additives. Each brand makes its own additives and mixes them in the tank, or maybe in the truck that's delivering if they're delivering to multiple stations of the same brand.

And upstream, with very few exceptions, the refineries source their mix of crude oils on the open market. It's been at least 50 years, again, since refineries were tied to a crude producer. They usually use a blend of crude oils anyway, optimized for price and gasoline yield. The exception may be where there is a specific long-term contract, like Alaskan crude for Chevron. Citgo (later Lyondell-Citgo) has a contract with Venezuela where they buy a fixed volume of Venezuelan crude. PdVSA, the Ven national oil company, bought Citgo to lock in that contract

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2024 01:03 PM (r5tfK)

277 265 EMIGRANT GAP, Calif. — Parts of Interstate 80 in Placer County are closed Monday morning after an electric big rig caught fire east of Nyack, the California Highway Patrol said. Drivers are being kept off the interstate for at least half a mile in both directions because the Tesla truck's battery was on fire, said Jason Lyman, a CHP spokesperson. The toxic fumes are an inhalation danger, he said.

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2024 01:01 PM (RHGPo)

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If the Donner Party had had an EV battery, they could have at least had barbecue.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 01:03 PM (VwPLx)

278 I’m just busting you. I always joke the military uses abbreviations for sergeant because almost nobody can spell it.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 19, 2024 01:00 PM (c+Oos)

No I needed that. I love playing with grammar but I'm pretty parsnickety about my spelling.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 01:03 PM (JrF6z)

279 274 34 So... if the Democrats are truly set on dumping *biden and that seems to be the case, why not join with the GOP and impeach him? Put Harris in the big chair, if only for a couple months (assuming they fail to steal the 'election') and give the left their "historic first woman" bullshit.

They can run that crap over and over and over...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 19, 2024 12:28 PM (Q4IgG)
______
Good for you not thinking the 25th Amendment removes the President. It only suspends his actions.

It's amazing how many pundits don't get that.

BTW, did anyone else read and retch over Jazz Shaw's weekend column fearing calling KahMAHlah a Commie was "going too far?" And authentic soy fed pussy.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2024 01:02 PM (1bNHn)

Didn't Soy Fed Pussy front for Pussy Riot in Moscow in 2018?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 01:03 PM (ynpvh)

280 208
I think that J'Blowme is likely to blow his top in some manner or another this evening. Who gets dinged by the shrapnel will be the fun thing to watch.

If he starts naming names, will he be hustled off the podium with a proffered excuse that "he was afflicted by fatigue and we stopped him from speaking out of an abundance of concern for his health"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 19, 2024 12:54 PM (xG4kz)

There's no way he does anything like that. Most likely he'll just give an "impassioned" speech promoting Harris. It will probably be cringeworthy, but will only end up embarrassing him.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 19, 2024 01:03 PM (lg881)

281 If Kamalapalooze fizzles and Michellemania is required the lemmings will make the change without missing a beat or even noticing the change.

Posted by: Ripley at August 19, 2024 01:03 PM (GUOwU)

282 It would be kind of funny to have Biden come on stage and say "screw you these are my delegates , I'm back bitches" Chaos would increase.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 01:03 PM (gXGVH)

283 Nothing will ever be done

Posted by: Jaimo at August 19, 2024 01:03 PM (G3WRK)

284 Yeah but Trump spoke on the phone to the Ukrainian President! And he said pussy!

So there.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! Upon Us. at August 19, 2024 01:04 PM (C4BAC)

285 There's buzz in my CA neck of the woods, Hunter flew into Santa Maria on Saturday. Staying at a billionaire pal's estate in Santa Ynez, Kiani is his name. Military aircraft have already been restricting airspace around the Santa Barbara area and north. Joe and Jill are flying in after his keynote tonight and from what I've read, will stay here the rest of the week. Who is running our country right now?????

Posted by: beckster at August 19, 2024 01:04 PM (GbGY3)

286 The Manhattan District Attorney’s office won’t oppose former President Donald Trump’s request to delay his upcoming sentencing in his Manhattan criminal case, prosecutors said in a letter Monday, potentially punting the ex-president’s sentencing until after the election as he appeals an upcoming ruling over whether the verdict against him should be thrown out.

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2024 01:04 PM (RHGPo)

287 What are the tells when a regular is socking a troll.

The inability of other regulars to detect the outrageously obvious sarcasm and self depreciation.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin's Squirt Gun Apocalypse at August 19, 2024 01:04 PM (Ybyk2)

288 BTW, did anyone else read and retch over Jazz Shaw's weekend column fearing calling KahMAHlah a Commie was "going too far?" And authentic soy fed pussy.

Eh, he was just saying that might be counterproductive to our goals. I can live with that, even if I disagree.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 01:04 PM (xCA6C)

289 And upstream, with very few exceptions, the refineries source their mix of crude oils on the open market. It's been at least 50 years, again, since refineries were tied to a crude producer. They usually use a blend of crude oils anyway, optimized for price and gasoline yield. The exception may be where there is a specific long-term contract, like Alaskan crude for Chevron. Citgo (later Lyondell-Citgo) has a contract with Venezuela where they buy a fixed volume of Venezuelan crude. PdVSA, the Ven national oil company, bought Citgo to lock in that contract
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2024 01:03 PM (r5tfK)
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Right. It was delusional from the start, but justified because "socialism is good." The old-fashioned Delusion Double Down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 19, 2024 01:04 PM (HnUIn)

290 The DNC could nominate a bag of socks and their faithful along with the MSM would call it “exciting”.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 19, 2024 01:04 PM (c+Oos)

291 ...I want my enemies rounded up and shot out of a SpaceX ship into the Sun.
Posted by: Kevin Feige's Hat Sweat at August 19, 2024 12:45 PM (N/oGZ)

One correction. Boeing Starliner instead of SpaceX. That way, we know it will only be a one-way trip. No chance of return.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 19, 2024 01:04 PM (dRi4v)

292 285 There's buzz in my CA neck of the woods, Hunter flew into Santa Maria on Saturday. Staying at a billionaire pal's estate in Santa Ynez, Kiani is his name. Military aircraft have already been restricting airspace around the Santa Barbara area and north. Joe and Jill are flying in after his keynote tonight and from what I've read, will stay here the rest of the week. Who is running our country right now?????

Posted by: beckster at August 19, 2024 01:04 PM (GbGY3)

Don't worry; DC is a perpetual graft machine.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 19, 2024 01:04 PM (ynpvh)

293 I've got a sinking feeling we are totally fucked.

Posted by: Guy with a sinking feeling we're totally fucked at August 19, 2024 01:05 PM (q1Zxb)

294 I think the Obama team knew that Joe wasn't ready to run, which is why they moved the "debate" up to June.

And I think they knew that Kamala would flop, as well. So, he spread the word that the Demedia was to give Kamala 100% support and her best chance to win, knowing that she would deflate on her own.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 01:05 PM (krQz2)

295 The DNC could nominate a bag of socks and their faithful along with the MSM would call it “exciting”.

What about if they're toe-socks? Those are pretty exciting.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 01:05 PM (xCA6C)

296 251 That would probably be a fun thread. Regulars acting as socks and the person who does it the best gets a free year membership to ASHQ and some shelving supplies.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I have a large collection of IKEA metric Allen wrenches and leftover screws and bolts I'd be happy to donate.

Posted by: Shelfish Guy at August 19, 2024 01:06 PM (CV8a5)

297 What is the difference between President Biden and President Kamala?

One is an addled dementoid who doesn't know where the fuck they are, and an invisible basement puppet for the Left - and the other is Joe Biden.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 01:06 PM (JrF6z)

298 DC_Draino @DC_Draino 4h
It’s now less than 3 months before the election that Joe Biden is not running in and the GOP is just putting out a report saying Joe Biden committed impeachable offenses?!

When Pelosi heard about Trump’s phone call to Ukraine sniffing around for Democrat corruption, she launched an impeachment the next week

When Republicans have mountains of evidence of actual crimes, they pump out a report 2 years later on a guy that isn’t running for re-election

Don’t get me wrong, I want as much transparency and evidence as possible

But this just feels a bit underwhelming

We need our Reps playing hardball, not squish ball

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 3h
This is what I call the “illusion of action”

Pelosi impeached our guy twice and Republicans are like

“Look we filed a report!”

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 01:06 PM (c39uV)

299 There's no way he does anything like that. Most likely he'll just give an "impassioned" speech promoting Harris. It will probably be cringeworthy, but will only end up embarrassing him.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at August 19, 2024 01:03 PM (lg881)
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I'm predicting continued yelling with scattered creepy whispering.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 19, 2024 01:06 PM (VdhcA)

300 So, are these people old fashioned crony capitalists, skimming off the top, like a standard issue Democrat. Or are they commies?

I know people want to listen to Cummala and her price controls blather, and bash her over the head with it, but nobody really believes they're going to take on corporate interests, and force them to cut prices... do they?

If anything, they're fascists. And yes, there's a difference.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 01:06 PM (dGCAG)

301 The reality is impeachment means Jack shit these days but it would be good to have it on Biden's record for historical purposes.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 01:06 PM (B1dzx)

302 They really are not sending their A team.

The official DNC platform has been released and it makes at least five mentions of “Biden’s second term.”

Tough look for the Democrat copy editors.

https://tinyurl.com/25jjjtca
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 01:02 PM (xCA6C)
_______

[Smirks then winks]

-- Doctor Jill Biden

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 19, 2024 01:07 PM (iFTx/)

303 Comparing Harris’ momentum to Obama’s in 2008, this is different and more intense. The stakes are greater now. McCain was a conservative and a very decent person. The symbolism of America having a Black president was great. The Harris candidacy is much less about her being a woman or Black than it is about having a competent, smart, honest, capable person as president. Either Harris wins or we go into 50 years of the dark ages.

I'm gratified how little "first woman president," or "first Black/Indian woman president" identity play is being emphasized. The anti-veteran sentiment towards Walz has been appalling!

I am looking forward to Tim Walt’s speech. His folksy charm and Nebraska connection have been great for the campaign.

The rightwing nutters have also pulled out the 'Harris is a drunk' card amongst other unfounded slurs. As JVL predicted, the mud pit is here. Joe is too astute to shiv the Harris campaign. It would invalidate his sacrifice and make a mockery of his legacy.

Let’s not conflate the Palestinian protesters with Democrats. Trump will, like he ascribes Minnesota BLM protests to Walz even though he was president.

Posted by: Intercepted The Bulwark Comments Section Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 19, 2024 01:07 PM (JCZqz)

304 Here is a bit of good news though: the Soros-backed, soft-on-crime Los Angeles District Attorney George Gascon is headed for defeat in his upcoming re-election, thanks in part to Soros not financing his campaign this year.

As our friends at America 2100 detail in the thread below, even in blue cities, public opinion has turned against soft-on-crime prosecutors, and in response, Soros has stopped funding them.

Posted by: SMOD at August 19, 2024 01:07 PM (RHGPo)

305 It would be kind of funny to have Biden come on stage and say "screw you these are my delegates , I'm back bitches" Chaos would increase.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 01:03 PM (gXGVH)
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Right. Is that too much to ask for?

Amen.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 01:07 PM (krQz2)

306 300 So, are these people old fashioned crony capitalists, skimming off the top, like a standard issue Democrat. Or are they commies?

Yes.

Posted by: The worst of everything at August 19, 2024 01:07 PM (q1Zxb)

307 President Biden will give Ace a shout-out this evening, saying "Phas3 - let's finish the job!"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 19, 2024 01:08 PM (a3Q+t)

308 Posted by: Intercepted The Bulwark Comments Section Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 19, 2024 01:07 PM (JCZqz)

Delusional, no self awareness, projecting psychopaths. Just another Monday.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 01:09 PM (B1dzx)

309 303 Comparing Harris’ momentum to Obama’s in 2008, this is different and more intense. The stakes are greater now. McCain was a conservative and a very decent person. The symbolism of America having a Black president was great. The Harris candidacy is much less about her being a woman or Black than it is about having a competent, smart, honest, capable person as president. Either Harris wins or we go into 50 years of the dark ages.

Posted by: Intercepted The Bulwark Comments Sect

==

"Also, McCain killed black babies for sport and wants to nuke Iran."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 01:09 PM (GBKbO)

310 Kamala has hardwood floors because nobody wants another Bush in the White House.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 01:09 PM (JrF6z)

311 Bears, pretty women and vodka are main selling points...

Alex Jones
@RealAlexJones
🚨BREAKING: PUTIN JUST DROPPED A BOMBSHELL DECREE—INVITING PEOPLE FROM ACROSS THE GLOBE WHO ARE FED UP WITH THE GLOBALIST, NEOLIBERAL NIGHTMARE TO SEEK SANCTUARY IN TRADITIONAL RUSSIA!

This new decree blows the lid off the establishment's agenda, letting freedom-loving folks bypass the usual bureaucratic nonsense like language tests or history exams. If you're ready to reject the insane policies of your home countries that push these destructive, anti-human, neoliberal agendas, Russia is rolling out the red carpet!

The Russian government is about to compile a list of countries poisoning minds with these twisted ideals, and the Foreign Ministry is gearing up to issue visas to true patriots as soon as September! It's time to stand up for spiritual and moral values!

Source: Tass

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 19, 2024 01:10 PM (TGPs7)

312 What about if they're toe-socks? Those are pretty exciting.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 01:05 PM (xCA6C)

AGREED!!!

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at August 19, 2024 01:10 PM (5AVMW)

313 Either Harris wins or we go into 50 years of the dark ages.

Posted by: Intercepted The Bulwark Comments Sect,
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This might be true. 1000 years of darkness vs 50.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 01:10 PM (JrF6z)

314 DC_Draino @DC_Draino 3h
This is what I call the “illusion of action”

Pelosi impeached our guy twice and Republicans are like

“Look we filed a report!”
Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 01:06 PM (c39uV)

I just call it the Republican Party, acting like Republicans.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 01:10 PM (dGCAG)

315 308 Posted by: Intercepted The Bulwark Comments Section Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 19, 2024 01:07 PM (JCZqz)

Delusional, no self awareness, projecting psychopaths. Just another Monday.
Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 01:09 PM (B1dzx)

Yep. They are utterly insane.

Posted by: Yet, they run everything at August 19, 2024 01:10 PM (q1Zxb)

316 I am so gratified that we finally have a bi racial woman on the ticket. Her warm smile and joyous spirit will unite people because she truly has an inclusive view towards governance, in which everybody works together for the common good.

Posted by: Sock Try at August 19, 2024 01:11 PM (dTTBf)

317 Let’s not conflate the Palestinian protesters with Democrats. Trump will, like he ascribes Minnesota BLM protests to Walz even though he was president.

Posted by: Intercepted The Bulwark Comments Section Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 19, 2024 01:07 PM (JCZqz)
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Right. Like they are somebody else's voters?

Trump voters, perhaps? No?

Do they know what 3rd party they are going to vote for?

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 01:11 PM (krQz2)

318 311 Bears, pretty women and vodka are main selling points...

Alex Jones
@RealAlexJones
🚨BREAKING: PUTIN JUST DROPPED A BOMBSHELL DECREE—INVITING PEOPLE FROM ACROSS THE GLOBE WHO ARE FED UP WITH THE GLOBALIST, NEOLIBERAL NIGHTMARE TO SEEK SANCTUARY IN TRADITIONAL RUSSIA!

This new decree blows the lid off the establishment's agenda, letting freedom-loving folks bypass the usual bureaucratic nonsense like language tests or history exams. If you're ready to reject the insane policies of your home countries that push these destructive, anti-human, neoliberal agendas, Russia is rolling out the red carpet!

The Russian government is about to compile a list of countries poisoning minds with these twisted ideals, and the Foreign Ministry is gearing up to issue visas to true patriots as soon as September! It's time to stand up for spiritual and moral values!

Source: Tass
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Those under 30 with military experience given priority!

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 01:11 PM (p4NUW)

319 @298

>>“Look we filed a report!”

Once the Assassination Op failed, Pelosi pushed Joe out in less than two weeks.

Say what you want about the Donks, but when they move, they f**king move.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2024 01:11 PM (XV/Pl)

320 the two guys who shot the homo porn in the House?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 01:02 PM (tT6L1)

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* touches nose *

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 01:11 PM (QBJYW)

321 The other alternative is Biden comes on stage , pardons his entire family and then resigns immediately. Kamala comes on stage and is sworn in with the crowd having a massive orgasm. The the leftist hardcore outside start real violence

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 01:12 PM (gXGVH)

322 The Russian government is about to compile a list of countries poisoning minds with these twisted ideals, and the Foreign Ministry is gearing up to issue visas to true patriots as soon as September! It's time to stand up for spiritual and moral values!

Source: Tass
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 19, 2024 01:10 PM (TGPs7)

Fuck, the way things are going this could become a viable option.

Posted by: Crazy solutions in a crazy time at August 19, 2024 01:12 PM (q1Zxb)

323 There was some guy who did a video who mentioned the UK has jailed more dissidents than Putin. And the numbers aren't even close.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 01:12 PM (tT6L1)

324 🚨BREAKING: PUTIN JUST DROPPED A BOMBSHELL DECREE—INVITING PEOPLE FROM ACROSS THE GLOBE WHO ARE FED UP WITH THE GLOBALIST, NEOLIBERAL NIGHTMARE TO SEEK SANCTUARY IN TRADITIONAL RUSSIA!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 19, 2024 01:10 PM (TGPs7)
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Gonna wait for the Yelp reviews on this one.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 01:13 PM (krQz2)

325 Once the Assassination Op failed, Pelosi pushed Joe out in less than two weeks.

Say what you want about the Donks, but when they move, they f**king move.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2024 01:11 PM (XV/Pl)

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The loan benefit of authoritarianism.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 01:13 PM (QBJYW)

326 *LONE benefit

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 01:13 PM (QBJYW)

327 The stakes are greater now. McCain was a conservative and a very decent person. The symbolism of America having a Black president was great.

Yes, I clearly remember the Democrat ads in 2012 that said "Your guy is a very decent person. But our guy is black." Almost convinced me, I must admit.

Posted by: Judge Merchan at August 19, 2024 01:13 PM (/y8xj)

328 Did Skip call lunch time? Tandoori chicken, grilled veggies and whole grain naan on deck!

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 01:13 PM (p4NUW)

329 You got your honest cloud in my wonder curious.

Posted by: They make quality shelving on Kashyyyk not Endor at August 19, 2024 01:13 PM (Ybyk2)

330 Those under 30 with military experience given priority!
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 01:11 PM (p4NUW)

Russia doesn't need more soldiers.

Ukraine does, and the U.S. of A. is very possibly going to supply them with those, but Russia just needs to decide whether it wants to take the gloves off or not.

After the Kursk incursion, they almost certainly will.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 01:14 PM (dGCAG)

331 There was some guy who did a video who mentioned the UK has jailed more dissidents than Putin. And the numbers aren't even close.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 01:12 PM (tT6L1)
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Somebody did that reveal on Rogan's podcast, recently.

1 full order of magnitude difference.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 01:14 PM (krQz2)

332 the two guys who shot the homo porn in the House?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 01:02 PM (tT6L1)

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* touches nose *
Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 01:11 PM (QBJYW)

Then wipes furiously with an anti-bacterial wipe made of sandpaper...

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 19, 2024 01:14 PM (5AVMW)

333 "Either Harris wins or we go into 50 years of the dark ages.

Well I hope if we get the dark ages, we will at least get some monks dilligently working away at Biblical translation and illuminated manuscripts. Somebody also needs to save all the books which will be excised because of political correctness.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2024 01:14 PM (dTTBf)

334 Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 1h
Today's impeachment report by @HouseGOP confirms that DC US Attorney Matthew Graves refused to partner with Special Counsel David Weiss to charge Hunter Biden with tax evasion.

Joe Biden appointed Graves in November 2021. He has since spent most of his time rounding up J6ers, promising to bring the total caseload to 2,000.

His office continues to prosecute J6ers, announcing new arrests on a weekly basis.

But there is more. Graves' wife, Fatima Goss Graves, runs a $100 million radical leftwing nonprofit in DC. She currently is leading the fight to demand Clarence Thomas' resignation and expand the court.

She has visited the Biden White House at least 40 times since her husband became DC US attorney.

Fatima Goss Graves visited the White House at least three times in March 2022--at the same time her husband was in communication with Weiss about Hunter Biden tax investigation.

She attended events with Biden--including an event three days before her Matthew Graves declined to partner with Weiss.

(FWIW the search option for all WH visitors logs is gone)

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 01:14 PM (c39uV)

335 Tandoori chicken, grilled veggies and whole grain naan on deck!
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 01:13 PM (p4NUW)
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Ah ha! I see your evil plot! You create your clientele through feeding them up so they need your services!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 01:14 PM (tT6L1)

336 Oh, and about the UK, they appear to be emptying out their prisons to make room for dissidents.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 01:15 PM (krQz2)

337 🚨BREAKING: PUTIN JUST DROPPED A BOMBSHELL DECREE—INVITING PEOPLE FROM ACROSS THE GLOBE WHO ARE FED UP WITH THE GLOBALIST, NEOLIBERAL NIGHTMARE TO SEEK SANCTUARY IN TRADITIONAL RUSSIA!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 19, 2024 01:10 PM (TGPs7)

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Will the Anons have interwebz access?

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 01:15 PM (QBJYW)

338 There was some guy who did a video who mentioned the UK has jailed more dissidents than Putin. And the numbers aren't even close.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 01:12 PM (tT6L1)

Britain. And Canada... and the U.S.

As Algore once said, everything that should be up, is down, and everything that should be down, is up!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 01:15 PM (dGCAG)

339 336 Oh, and about the UK, they appear to be emptying out their prisons to make room for dissidents.
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 01:15 PM (krQz2)

=======

Establishment conservatism:

Bringing back totalitarian monarchy in democratic clothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

340 Kamala prefers the term "Indian Ages"

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 01:16 PM (JrF6z)

341 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at August 19, 2024 01:16 PM (/y8xj)

342 Somebody also needs to save all the books which will be excised because of political correctness.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Already on it, Fen. You should see my living room. And dining room.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 01:16 PM (v6JzV)

343 I'm a liberal who understands why my fellow liberal posters attempt to build up Kamala. I'm not one of those posters. The main selling point is she is not Trump . As soon as you bull headed , claim to love America people realize that, you might just decide to vote for the Democrat this time.

Posted by: Peter at August 19, 2024 01:16 PM (B1dzx)

344
Any way, the fact that the Dems are staging rallies marketed as "Puppet Show + Harris/Walz", in places as solid blue as exist on the planet, given they're having to hang black curtains to hide the empty seats, and the audience is leaving after the Puppet Show, tells me their internal polls bite the big one.

The Dems tried running a rally without the Puppet Show and they drew more people in the press section than in the audience. There were so few people in the audience that somebody actually counted all of them and came up with 129. Remember there are ads where the Dems offer to pay for air fares and hotel rooms if you'll attend a Harris/Walz rally.

The PUPPET SHOW + Kamala/Walz rallies don't look so good without the PUPPET SHOW, do they?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 19, 2024 01:16 PM (Da7Vv)

345 The stakes are greater now. McCain was a conservative...
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*record scratch*

LOL.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 01:17 PM (krQz2)

346 Tanned, ready and rested for committees that go nowhere.

- Trey Gowdy

Posted by: Bete at August 19, 2024 01:17 PM (LX4y3)

347 I scold my dog from time to time, and sometimes threaten to get rid of him, but we both know I don't mean it. Republicans and Democrats have a similar relationship.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 19, 2024 01:17 PM (MZ+PY)

348 Posted by: Peter at August 19, 2024 01:16 PM (B1dzx)

========

Trump did destroy the world the first time when he tried to impose a travel ban on China after they released a flu virus that killed 0.15% of the Pennsylvania population.

It's true.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 01:17 PM (GBKbO)

349 Oh, and about the UK, they appear to be emptying out their prisons to make room for dissidents.
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 01:15 PM (krQz2)

They were bragging last week about having a whole swath of their police, doing nothing but scouring the internet for people saying mean* things about "immigrants."

*By mean they basically mean true things. Observing things that are actually happening, and expressing a distaste for it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 01:18 PM (dGCAG)

350 Posted by: Peter at August 19, 2024 01:16 PM (B1dzx)

======

Also, outright admitting that there are no positive reasons to vote for your candidate?

She's just an anti-Trump vote?

That's pretty much the Mitt Romney mode.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

351 They really are not sending their A team.

The official DNC platform has been released and it makes at least five mentions of “Biden’s second term.”

Tough look for the Democrat copy editors.

https://tinyurl.com/25jjjtca
Posted by: Archimedes at August 19, 2024 01:02 PM (xCA6C)
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It's as if they're trying to dump Harris and prop up someone else during the convention. This would also explain her stupid policy statements yesterday. Someone's instructed Kalamala's staff to make sure that she fails.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 19, 2024 01:18 PM (+9Nbm)

352 350 Posted by: Peter at August 19, 2024 01:16 PM (B1dzx)

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Also, outright admitting that there are no positive reasons to vote for your candidate?

She's just an anti-Trump vote?

That's pretty much the Mitt Romney mode.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)
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But that was the same argument used against Romney.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2024 01:19 PM (1bNHn)

353
The main selling point is she is not Trump . As soon as you bull headed , claim to love America people realize that, you might just decide to vote for the Democrat this time.

You flunk. You have to sell us on Kamala in 50 words or less without using the word 'Trump' once. Also, name one accomplishment of hers without mentioning oral gratification.

Posted by: Skunk Anti-Defamation League at August 19, 2024 01:19 PM (RKVpM)

354 I'm a liberal who understands why my fellow liberal posters attempt to build up Kamala. I'm not one of those posters. The main selling point is she is not Trump . As soon as you bull headed , claim to love America people realize that, you might just decide to vote for the Democrat this time.
Posted by: Peter at August 19, 2024 01:16 PM (B1dzx)

Democrats are fascists. Not liberals.

That you don't know the difference makes me question whether you should be allowed unsupervised on the internet.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 01:19 PM (dGCAG)

355 Ah ha! I see your evil plot! You create your clientele through feeding them up so they need your services!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

This plan is brilliant and I shall increase our monthly happy hours to weekly!

Actually, this is my left overs from last night. It’s both yummy and healthy!

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 01:19 PM (p4NUW)

356 Trump said Peter

Posted by: nckate at August 19, 2024 01:19 PM (4bYb7)

357 @350

>>Also, outright admitting that there are no positive reasons to vote for your candidate?

At least in Kambala Harris's America, my daughter will be able to murder my grandchildren en-utero.

--
Concerned Pennsylvania Father and Former Republican.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 19, 2024 01:20 PM (XV/Pl)

358 Here's the good guy for many:

Politico: Gov. Josh Shapiro said that ‘antisemitism played absolutely no role’ in Harris' VP choice
The Pennsylvania governor said Trump is "the least credible person" on antisemitism. Holly Otterbein,
08/19/2024, 10:27am

Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro said Monday that “antisemitism played absolutely no role” in Vice President Kamala Harris’ decision to not pick him as her running mate.

Former President Donald Trump said at a rally in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, on Saturday that Harris “turned him down because he’s Jewish.”

Shapiro, who was widely considered to be a front-runner for the VP pick, pushed back on Trump's remarks to reporters after delivering a speech to his home state’s presidential delegation breakfast on Monday.

“First off, Donald Trump is the least credible person to listen to when it comes to hate and bigotry and certainly antisemitism," he said. "I mean, remember, this was the guy after Charlottesville, when folks were walking around with Tiki torches saying 'Jews will not replace us,' who literally said, 'There are good people on both sides.'”

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too. at August 19, 2024 01:20 PM (NFX2v)

359 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

Stop that was me experimenting with semi reasonable troll sock. . Sorry.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 01:20 PM (B1dzx)

360 Sgt. Friday > Sgt. Vince Carter > Sgt. Walz

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2024 01:20 PM (/U5Yz)

361 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 01:16 PM (v6JzV)

I (sadly) have you beat. I can't even get into my garage there are so many books there. Should have gotten rid of many of them after the college English professor parents died, but there's something sentimental-to me about books with my parents signatures in them which they used in graduate school and when teaching.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2024 01:20 PM (dTTBf)

362 The main selling point is she is not Trump . As soon as you bull headed , claim to love America people realize that, you might just decide to vote for the Democrat this time.
Posted by: Peter

Uh...we fully understand "not being Trump" is the main selling point for Kamala, because she has no redeeming qualities or policies. Most here like Trump and/or the policies he espouses, so no...you won't see anyone here voting Harris, especially because we fully understand her.

You may want to visit the Bulwark or Lincoln Project with your sales pitch for better validation.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 19, 2024 01:20 PM (JCZqz)

363 Also, outright admitting that there are no positive reasons to vote for your candidate?

She's just an anti-Trump vote?

That's pretty much the Mitt Romney mode.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

And Trump's bad because... what, he said pussy?

Honestly, these people shouldn't be trusted with forks.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 01:21 PM (dGCAG)

364 Payments to a third party made for the purpose of evading the law are separate offenses of money laundering, aren't they?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at August 19, 2024 01:21 PM (ssz2a)

365 Impeach Biden ... strike while the iron is stone-cold.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 19, 2024 01:21 PM (cf/0E)

366
Stop that was me experimenting with semi reasonable troll sock. . Sorry.
Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 01:20 PM (B1dzx)

Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2024 01:21 PM (dTTBf)

367 Clown World is pretty effing Clownish but I'd want to see an acknowledgment of the right to bear arms, not to mention some sort of homesteading act, before even thinking about moving half way around the world.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 19, 2024 01:21 PM (FnneF)

368 So open season on the Potato & his Herodian family is cool now that he's been put in the corner?

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 19, 2024 01:21 PM (W+kMI)

369 353 You flunk. You have to sell us on Kamala in 50 words or less without using the word 'Trump' once. Also, name one accomplishment of hers without mentioning oral gratification.
Posted by: Skunk Anti-Defamation League at August 19, 2024 01:19 PM (RKVp

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The whole "but Trump" thing is so flaccid this time.

We have a Trump administration in the past. He didn't destroy the world. He didn't start WWIII. Russia didn't invade Ukraine. He didn't jail his opponents. He did walk away from power on schedule when he "lost" his election. He did obey every single judicial order imposed upon him.

He was...a kind of generic Republican president. And then the entire world called him racist because he wanted to stop immigration from China after they released a virus that killed 0.15% of PA residents even though it was the most deadly pandemic in world history. Worse than the black plague.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

370 >The main selling point is she is not Trump.

Trump's main selling point is that he isn't one of the crooks, such as her, who've been running the country into the ground for generations.

Posted by: davidt at August 19, 2024 01:22 PM (i0F8b)

371 359 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

Stop that was me experimenting with semi reasonable troll sock. . Sorry.
Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 01:20 PM (B1dzx)

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Fair 'nuf.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

372 Tim Walz is a perfect VP! His folksy charm and sincerity , his honesty, commitment to the truth is just what Kamala Harris needs !

Posted by: dis at August 19, 2024 01:22 PM (V13WU)

373 Peter, PDT is a billionaire who took a bullet because he wants nothing more than what's best for our country. This is someone who could have rode off into the sunset and said, "I've had enough" yet he's still fighting.

Whereas Kamala isn't PDT is her only selling point. What, exactly, has Kamala even accomplished in her life?

Amazing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 01:22 PM (tT6L1)

374 Peter? Like a dick??

Posted by: hillary (')(.) at August 19, 2024 01:22 PM (c39uV)

375 358 Here's the good guy for many:

“First off, Donald Trump is the least credible person to listen to when it comes to hate and bigotry and certainly antisemitism," he said. "I mean, remember, this was the guy after Charlottesville, when folks were walking around with Tiki torches saying 'Jews will not replace us,' who literally said, 'There are good people on both sides.'”

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too. at August 19, 2024 01:20 PM (NFX2v)
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Fortunately the Straight Shooting Media Fact Checkers will be jumping right on top of this.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2024 01:22 PM (1bNHn)

376 I feel sorry for anyone who watches even 10 seconds of that shitshow. Honestly.

The only thing I'm remotely interested in is the branding and that's just curiosity more than anything.

Hillary's in 2016 was their weird sexless soulless spage age vibe. It was all silver and shiny as if aliens were coming. Maybe that was the joke.

But honestly I found it creepy. Very little red white and blue other than token stuff, or any color. Downright baffling. But yeah count me out of a shred of interest in what a single commie faggot there has to say about anything.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 01:23 PM (JrF6z)

377 The main selling point is she is not Trump . As soon as you bull headed , claim to love America people realize that, you might just decide to vote for the Democrat this time.
Posted by: Peter

I , for one, find her stump speeches noting times were better under Trump and she is going to return us to those times a very interesting flex.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 01:23 PM (p4NUW)

378 I flipped on Fox Business and Cavuto had Molly Ball on and they were bitching about Trump calling people names . Nothing positive about Kamala or her policies. These people are pathetic.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 01:23 PM (gXGVH)

379 ha, polynikes, you got me. Well done.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 01:23 PM (tT6L1)

380 Oh, and about the UK, they appear to be emptying out their prisons to make room for dissidents.
Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 01:15 PM (krQz2)

Isn't that the background for A Clockwork Orange?

Posted by: Kindltto at August 19, 2024 01:23 PM (D7oie)

381 377 I , for one, find her stump speeches noting times were better under Trump and she is going to return us to those times a very interesting flex.
Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 01:23 PM (p4NUW)

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I believe Trump released an ad that was just an unedited clip of Kamala talking about how much prices have increased with the final "I approve this message" from Trump at the end.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

382 I am a person who has always voted Democrat. It is particularly important now to vote for Kamala Harris because she stands against the rude vitriol of Donald Trump-and unlike him-has a genuine care and concern for the people of the U.S.

Posted by: Sock try at August 19, 2024 01:24 PM (dTTBf)

383 Vince Carter was a hell of a basketball player, too.

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 01:24 PM (5Jo4L)

384 Peter, you're fired. Back behind the coffee bar.

Posted by: No Discernable Results at August 19, 2024 01:25 PM (qUkBO)

385 You flunk. You have to sell us on Kamala in 50 words or less without using the word 'Trump' once. Also, name one accomplishment of hers without mentioning oral gratification.
Posted by: Skunk Anti-Defamation League

Free shit. Not the other guy. Blue no matter who. Black, woman. Historic! Make rich pay fair share. Strong on crime, immigrants, economy, middle class, rich pay fair share. Cares about future, joyful candidate, represents all. Love is love!

How's that?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 19, 2024 01:25 PM (JCZqz)

386
Abortion/Vasectomy bus at the DNC convention?

The democrats have a fixation with people crotches.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 19, 2024 01:25 PM (+oR7L)

387 So our representatives are now looking at corruption and malfeasance of someone who is 2 feet out the door of the office and leaping into death’s door? Not a moment too soon….

Posted by: Crazy at August 19, 2024 01:25 PM (qezE+)

388 We still have books boxed from when we moved 4 years ago.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2024 01:25 PM (1bNHn)

389 Sorry, Peter.

I'm not in the market for someone who is just not Trump.

I'm not even sure what value that is to just not be Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 01:25 PM (krQz2)

390 365 Impeach Biden ... strike while the iron is stone-cold.

Give Me A Hell Yeah

And that’s the bottom line because Stone Cold said so

Posted by: Stone Cold said so at August 19, 2024 01:25 PM (MjIVI)

391 Whoever is judging the sock contest probably can't keep up with the excellent entries so far.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2024 01:26 PM (dTTBf)

392 Funny how long it takes to come to this obvious conclusion but Trump is somehow already at the prison sentencing stage over an $8k tax dispute.

Posted by: Blago at August 19, 2024 01:26 PM (wMRY8)

393 375 Fortunately the Straight Shooting Media Fact Checkers will be jumping right on top of this.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2024

I would get so frustrated by this, but then I realized something - this has been debunked so many times, shoot even snopes has it on their website as false. But they still say it. Want to know why? Because they know as well as we do their electorate is ridiculously dumb. They can say anything without worry because their voters are so dang stupid, they don’t know any better.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 01:26 PM (p4NUW)

394 I am a person who has always voted Republican. It is particularly important now to vote for Kamala Harris because she stands against the rude vitriol of Donald Trump-and unlike him-has a genuine care and concern for the people of the U.S.

Posted by: 25 Cent Post at August 19, 2024 01:26 PM (qUkBO)

395 I was a longtime Republican voter. I admit I was fed up with the party by the time Bush warmonger came along but you people have now crossed into full insanity. Suddenly love a guy who molests his daughter and has three wives. Principled!

Posted by: Freddy Freak at August 19, 2024 01:26 PM (JrF6z)

396 Isn't that the background for A Clockwork Orange?

Posted by: Kindltto at August 19, 2024 01:23 PM (D7oie)

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A Clockwork Orange is The New Black.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 01:26 PM (5Jo4L)

397 Stop that was me experimenting with semi reasonable troll sock. . Sorry.
Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 01:20 PM (B1dzx)

How about you stop doing that.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 01:26 PM (dGCAG)

398
One thing I'll say about Kamala, she has to be the most gratifying candidate for office in recent history with a rich oral tradition.

Posted by: Skunk Anti-Defamation League at August 19, 2024 01:27 PM (RKVpM)

399 Worse than the black plague.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

Why's it gotta be black? Racist!

Posted by: Joy Ann Reid at August 19, 2024 01:27 PM (53oGX)

400 Apparently, @KamalaHarris forgot that the #BidenHarrisAdministration is SUING @Sheetz for requiring criminal background checks of their employees when she visited for some snacks yesterday.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2024 01:27 PM (gbOdA)

401 Here's the thing about Russia becoming the champion of Free Speech: It could be the case, but it doesn't do anything toward separation of powers or limited government.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 01:27 PM (krQz2)

402 Free shit. Not the other guy. Blue no matter who. Black, woman. Historic! Make rich pay fair share. Strong on crime, immigrants, economy, middle class, rich pay fair share. Cares about future, joyful candidate, represents all. Love is love!

How's that?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August

Twwwweeeeettttt! Flag thrown. You said the other guy. Same as Trump. Plus you don’t count. We need one of our guests to do this. Don’t help them.

Posted by: Piper at August 19, 2024 01:27 PM (p4NUW)

403 323 There was some guy who did a video who mentioned the UK has jailed more dissidents than Putin. And the numbers aren't even close.
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Jerry Pournelle would be very disappointed with the USA. We went and made his future world real. Are we not living in the CoDominium right now?

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 19, 2024 01:27 PM (W+kMI)

404 337

Will there be free vodka?

Posted by: wth at August 19, 2024 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

405 397 Stop that was me experimenting with semi reasonable troll sock. . Sorry.
Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 01:20 PM (B1dzx)

How about you stop doing that.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 01:26 PM (dGCAG)

=======

I have grown to genuinely hate the fake troll game.

MiW did me in, assuming it was fake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

406 I saw a guy on the beach yesterday wearing a "white guys for kamala" t shirt. His girlfriend was also wearing a kamala shirt.

I looked at them directly in the eyes and laughed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2024 01:27 PM (KLaAg)

407 145 OK, now what about Hunter's Cocaine?
Posted by: XTC

Not a problem.

He's just one reason in millions why narcan had been made available hither and yon, and now it's joined by "Trainings, Fentanyl Test Strips, and Xylazine Test Strips."

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too. at August 19, 2024 01:27 PM (NFX2v)

408 This is Sid, Peter and Paul. Why don't you sit here and have some punch

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 19, 2024 01:27 PM (gXGVH)

409 I am a person who has always voted Republican. It is particularly important now to vote for Kamala Harris because she stands against the rude vitriol of Donald Trump-and unlike him-has a genuine care and concern for the people of the U.S.
Posted by: 25 Cent Post at August 19, 2024 01:26 PM (qUkBO)
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Hmm, a regular posting David French doing a sock. Are we awarding socking of sock points or just straight up points?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 01:27 PM (tT6L1)

410 Apparently, @KamalaHarris forgot that the #BidenHarrisAdministration is SUING @Sheetz for requiring criminal background checks of their employees when she visited for some snacks yesterday.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 19, 2024 01:27 PM (gbOdA)
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She forgot "We hates it! We hates the Sheetzeses!!"

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 01:28 PM (krQz2)

411 "Because they know as well as we do their electorate is ridiculously dumb. They can say anything without worry because their voters are so dang stupid, they don’t know any better."
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This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Paul and Terry, Somerville, MA at August 19, 2024 01:28 PM (qUkBO)

412 I am a person who has always voted Republican. It is particularly important now to vote for Kamala Harris because she stands against the rude vitriol of Donald Trump-and unlike him-has a genuine care and concern for the people of the U.S.

Posted by: 25 Cent Post at August 19, 2024 01:26 PM (qUkBO)
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Got it. In your world calling somebody a weird couch-fucker is not "rude".

Got it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 01:29 PM (krQz2)

413 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 19, 2024 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

414 Well I hope if we get the dark ages, we will at least get some monks dilligently working away at Biblical translation and illuminated manuscripts.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2024 01:14 PM (dTTBf)

The best fruitcake I've ever had was made by monks, so illuminated manuscripts and fruitcake. Good times!

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 19, 2024 01:29 PM (VGRuw)

415 In before the "Nothing Will Happen" guy......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 19, 2024 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

416 391 Whoever is judging the sock contest probably can't keep up with the excellent entries so far.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 19, 2024 01:26 PM (dTTBf)

There was a time in my life that this sentence would me a much different thing...

Posted by: Over 29 at August 19, 2024 01:29 PM (53oGX)

417 Breaking: Republicans have just subpoenaed the remains of the Titanic, believing iceberg may be responsible for disaster.

"We are going to get to the bottom of this once and for all", says Jim Jordan, referring to the Atlantic Ocean.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 01:30 PM (JrF6z)

418 The difference between a Kamala pander and a PDT pander?

PDT goes through a grocery store or whatever and I think he genuinely enjoys being among regular people.

Kamala, though, no. She's mugging for the photo op and that's it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 19, 2024 01:30 PM (tT6L1)

419 I am a person who has always voted Republican.

Posted by: 25 Cent Post at August 19, 2024 01:26 PM

My condolences to you and your family.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 19, 2024 01:30 PM (+oR7L)

420 JD Vance is spending some quality time in PA, talking to people , taking questions from the media. I think he has plans to try some Philly Cheesesteak on the way out.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 01:30 PM (V13WU)

421 So our representatives are now looking at corruption and malfeasance of someone who is 2 feet out the door of the office and leaping into death’s door? Not a moment too soon….

Posted by: Crazy at August 19, 2024 01:25 PM (qezE+)

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We don't call it "Failure Theater" for nothing.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 01:30 PM (5Jo4L)

422
I looked at them directly in the eyes and laughed.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2024 01:27 PM (KLaAg)

This. This is how you do it. Ridicule them to their face. Hurt their feelings. It is good for the soul.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 19, 2024 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

423 I wouldn't mind living in Russia, to be honest. If I were sngle.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 01:31 PM (v6JzV)

424 I have grown to genuinely hate the fake troll game.

MiW did me in, assuming it was fake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

Which should be the point any "regular" can understand, we get enough more or less genuine trolls in here, and they end up taking up so much time in these threads, what value does it bring to fake this crap?

Unless you don't want to have any kind of serious conversation, in which case, carry on.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 01:31 PM (dGCAG)

425 *single*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 01:31 PM (v6JzV)

426 Democrats Release Their Party Platform: Child Genital Mutilation, Marxism, and Dementia Joe’s “Second Term”

That sounds about right.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2024 01:31 PM (/U5Yz)

427 The most absurd part of the "not Trump" argument is that we have already had 4 years of Trump followed by 4 years of Biden/Harris and the contrast couldn't be more stark.

The country did great under Trump. Hell, the world did great under Trump. No wars, prosperity, China kept on a leash, same with Putin and the mad mullahs. Our border was safe and until Democrats sent their shock troops from antifa/BLM to burn cities low crime.

Every single thing is worse under Biden/Harris. Far worse. You'd have to be a stone cold idiot to choose Harris for any reason but because she's "not Trump" borders on retarded.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 01:31 PM (LkLld)

428 This is so gay. House Republicans need to shut up forever. This failure theater was an obviously transparent, tired ass joke many years ago.

But they Just. Never. Stop.

Is anyone on earth dumb enough to still fall for this?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 19, 2024 01:31 PM (0FoWg)

429 I can appreciate a fake troll when it's done to skewer the real trolls in a humorous way.

Posted by: But Dull, Unimaginative Troll Imitation Is Dull and Unimaginative at August 19, 2024 01:31 PM (cNrpt)

430 424 Which should be the point any "regular" can understand, we get enough more or less genuine trolls in here, and they end up taking up so much time in these threads, what value does it bring to fake this crap?

Unless you don't want to have any kind of serious conversation, in which case, carry on.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 01:31 PM (dGCAG)

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It just derails everything, and the conversation turns to the trolls themselves rather than to anything else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

431 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 19, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

I tried to stop you as soon as I could. Faster response time than I expected.

Posted by: polynikes at August 19, 2024 01:32 PM (B1dzx)

432 House Probe Concludes That Biden Committed Impeachable Offenses By Using Government Power to Enrich His Family
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Speaking of fake trolling

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 01:32 PM (JrF6z)

433 You flunk. You have to sell us on Kamala in 50 words or less without using the word 'Trump' once. Also, name one accomplishment of hers without mentioning oral gratification.

Posted by: Skunk Anti-Defamation League
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Is that before or after cleaning out the Augean Stables?

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 01:32 PM (krQz2)

434 423 I wouldn't mind living in Russia, to be honest. If I were sngle

I've seen those ads too.

Posted by: Stone Cold said so at August 19, 2024 01:32 PM (MjIVI)

435 JD Vance is spending some quality time in PA, talking to people , taking questions from the media. I think he has plans to try some Philly Cheesesteak on the way out.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 01:30 PM (V13WU)

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Scott Pressler is a great American and has been doing God's work registering new R voters (including former D's and I's) in PA for awhile now.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 01:33 PM (5Jo4L)

436 "Well I hope if we get the dark ages, we will at least get some monks dilligently working away at Biblical translation and illuminated manuscripts."

On it.

Posted by: Canticle for Lebowitz at August 19, 2024 01:33 PM (i0F8b)

437 Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr 3h
Checks out.

https://tinyurl.com/4tsfr629
meme IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 01:34 PM (c39uV)

438 I wouldn't mind living in Russia, to be honest. If I were sngle.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 19, 2024 01:31 PM (v6JzV)

At least the government seems to care about the people.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 01:34 PM (dGCAG)

439 Is anyone on earth dumb enough to still fall for this?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

The geezers that keep Fox News on all day while they plan how to burn through their kids inheritance love Jim Jordan when he rolls up his sleeves and, the smart Neil Cavuto, well, he is so plugged in.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 19, 2024 01:34 PM (/U5Yz)

440 Speaking of fake trolling
Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 01:32 PM (JrF6z)
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Why do I get the picture of Jonathan Price from Pirates of the Caribbean coming out from his hiding place to shake his fist after the pirates were vanquished?

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 01:34 PM (krQz2)

441 424 Which should be the point any "regular" can understand, we get enough more or less genuine trolls in here, and they end up taking up so much time in these threads, what value does it bring to fake this crap?

Unless you don't want to have any kind of serious conversation, in which case, carry on.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 01:31 PM (dGCAG)

_______
Except that half the Horde thinks the other half are trolls.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2024 01:35 PM (1bNHn)

442 The report puts a finishing touch on a scandal that began in 2019 during the advent of the last presidential election, but it is unlikely to result in a formal impeachment since Biden has stepped down and handed over the reins of the Democratic Party to his vice president, Kamala Harris.---

And there it is.
To all that say these investigations are just show, come collect your winnings.
It doesn't matter that he actually did these things and sold national and foreign policy for personal gain.
He'll be out of power soon so there's no reason to play Fool the Rubes anymore.
Disgusting

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 19, 2024 01:35 PM (FCbAQ)

443 Apparently, @KamalaHarris forgot that the #BidenHarrisAdministration is SUING @Sheetz for requiring criminal background checks of their employees when she visited for some snacks yesterday.

Did she tell a charming, relatable story about how her grandmother used to take her to Sheetz for Doritos and an Icee on their way to the Freedom March?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 19, 2024 01:35 PM (/y8xj)

444 "Clear Quid Pro Qup" is a matketing gimmick. It is the same thing as regular Pro Quo.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 19, 2024 01:35 PM (cOq4q)

445 our first troll imitation critique !

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 01:35 PM (V13WU)

446 I wouldn't mind living in Russia, to be honest. If I were sngle

Read an article over the weekend where they stated that over 70,000 Americans have fled the states to live in Europe because of how much better things are over there. The health care is better, the food is better, the people are nicer, the jobs are better and provide much better vacation times..........

Funny thing, tho. They never once mentioned the substantially higher cost of living.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 19, 2024 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)

447 Wait. We have to be serious?

Fuck that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 19, 2024 01:35 PM (qQ7Xj)

448 Oh good. They finally caught that one individual at the top of the Dem executive branch that was doing bad things. Glad that's sorted now.

[makes wiping my hands clean of this motion]

Posted by: banana Dream at August 19, 2024 01:36 PM (Y6IkP)

449 I'm sure there's nothing to find on Kamala. Clean as a whistle she is! Great job GOP.

Posted by: ... at August 19, 2024 01:36 PM (JrF6z)

450 The best part about this is, when Joe is gone, there's no more Biden's in any type of power position and the family should just die off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 19, 2024 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

451 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 40m
Rumors Swirl That Kamala Harris Is Being Influenced By Russian Agent
buff.ly/3X8VJxW

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 01:36 PM (c39uV)

452 After the Kursk incursion, they almost certainly will.
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Yep. And most likely in the September-November timeframe.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 19, 2024 01:37 PM (FmapG)

453 Responding to or talking about the trolls, fake or otherwise, just clogs the threads and prevents us from talking about movies and boobs!

Posted by: AoS regulars at August 19, 2024 01:37 PM (iwfvr)

454 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 19, 2024 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

455 Nood! Abortion van!

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 19, 2024 01:37 PM (rbKZ6)

456 453 Responding to or talking about the trolls, fake or otherwise, just clogs the threads and prevents us from talking about movies and boobs!
Posted by: AoS regulars at August 19, 2024 01:37 PM (iwfvr)
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The movies are negotiable.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2024 01:38 PM (1bNHn)

457 436 "Well I hope if we get the dark ages, we will at least get some monks dilligently working away at Biblical translation and illuminated manuscripts."

On it.
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Ah, that was a great story. Even heard a radio drama version of it once. It's a clever version of "the only thing we never learn..."

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 19, 2024 01:38 PM (W+kMI)

458 I wouldn't mind living in Russia, to be honest. If I were sngle

Russian ain't an easy language to learn, winters are brutal, the whisky sucks, and the currency is rubble.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 01:38 PM (KAi1n)

459 Every single thing is worse under Biden/Harris. Far worse. You'd have to be a stone cold idiot to choose Harris for any reason but because she's "not Trump" borders on retarded.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 19, 2024 01:31 PM (LkLld)

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That border has now been erased as well

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 19, 2024 01:38 PM (5Jo4L)

460 Russia is superficially western, but the rules of old still apply - color outside the lines - go to jail for being a traitor. Especially now with the war going on.

Posted by: runner at August 19, 2024 01:38 PM (V13WU)

461 434 423 I wouldn't mind living in Russia, to be honest. If I were sngle

I've seen those ads too.
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Depends on where in Russia you are living.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 19, 2024 01:39 PM (FmapG)

462 nood

Posted by: andycanuck (c39uV) at August 19, 2024 01:39 PM (c39uV)

463 458 Russian ain't an easy language to learn, winters are brutal, the whisky sucks, and the currency is rubble.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 19, 2024 01:38 PM (KAi1n)

But there are no feral youths of dusky complexion.

Posted by: XTC at August 19, 2024 01:40 PM (UnA8+)

464 One not-Trump slot is filled up by my wife. Also, I have another one for my daughter. Trump need not apply for that position. Also, as my mother or mother in law, that would also be weird

I'd have some problems with Trump being my son--as well as a chronological challenge, so we'll consider that a not-Trump slot as well.

I have a doctor, and I don't want Trump for that, nor Dentist.

But as you can see, all my not-Trump slots are filled.

No vacancies.

Posted by: Axeman at August 19, 2024 01:40 PM (krQz2)

465 458 I wouldn't mind living in Russia, to be honest. If I were sngle

Russian ain't an easy language to learn, winters are brutal, the whisky sucks, and the currency is rubble.
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Speaking Russian takes time. Its printed language is pretty easy to read once you get the hang of the Cyrillic Alphabet.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 19, 2024 01:40 PM (FmapG)

466 Except that half the Horde thinks the other half are trolls.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 19, 2024 01:35 PM (1bNHn)

Only a troll would say such a thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 19, 2024 01:42 PM (dGCAG)

467 Did she tell a charming, relatable story about how her grandmother used to take her to Sheetz for Doritos and an Icee on their way to the Freedom March? Posted by: Oddbob at August 19, 2024 01:35 PM (/y8xj)

"Fweedom"

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 19, 2024 01:42 PM (r5tfK)

468 So what if they kick Brandon to the curb. Camelhoe will still pardon the family on January 19th.

Posted by: Rick T at August 19, 2024 01:44 PM (xeXUW)

469 To release this insipid report now is an insult.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 19, 2024 01:49 PM (aStvO)

470 Typical GOP...
Pelosi and the Democrats would have impeached for this stuff a year ago and figured out how to drag a few Republicans into it with her. But hey, now Biden's not running we'll release this report.
Absolutely useless Party.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at August 19, 2024 01:50 PM (zdYK9)

471 SQUIRREL!!

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 19, 2024 01:58 PM (Z8Yh2)

472 "My 'I don't have to run day'".....

That line always pissed me off for some reason, not sure why.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 19, 2024 12:35 PM (5AVMW)

That Susanna Hoffs is a saucy little minx though.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at August 19, 2024 02:04 PM (JSF6W)

473 “First off, Donald Trump is the least credible person to listen to when it comes to hate and bigotry and certainly antisemitism,"

Yes, the Abraham accords and his Jewish grandchildren certainly brand him as "Auntie Semite", now don't they.

I swear if Democrats were any stupider they'd lie in the sun with their legs and arms flailing like a turtle on its back.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 19, 2024 02:08 PM (Da7Vv)

474 Did they forget about the film of Brandon bragging about getting rid of the Burisma Investigator while cokehead was giving 10% to the big guy for his work( hah) for Burisma?

Posted by: BigG at August 19, 2024 02:40 PM (dhVjM)

475 Hey Demon-Rats 25th Amendment were are you Demon-Rats?!

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 19, 2024 04:27 PM (wGqjj)

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