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Nancy Mace Says Kamala's Name "Wrong," Leftwing Race Hustlers Attack Her
Plus: Kamala's "Light on Details" Speech on Her Economic "Ideas"

The Race Supremacists are constantly making demands that everyone address them according to a complex and e'er-changing system of Racial Protocols that rivals that afforded kings.

You know what I mean by protocol? It's a formal system prescribing how kings, ambassadors, etc., are to be addressed in formal situations. We know have a Racial Protocol system in place dictating how disfavored races are demanded to behave with respect to favored races.

Videos below.

Speaking of favored potentates: Biden has just diverted some of the Secret Service's extremely overtaxed and incompetent personnel to protecting former Secret Service Director and s Diversity Incompetent Kim Cheatle.

Susan Crabtree
@susancrabtree

EXCLUSIVE and BREAKING:

Biden ordered Secret Service Protection for Former Agency Chief

The Secret Service is providing Kimberly Cheatle, its former director who resigned last month, a security detail in an unprecedented effort to protect a former agency chief amid lingering national anger about the myriad security lapses under her watch. Those failures led to the assassination attempt against former President Donald Trump and the killing of firefighter Corey Comperatore, according to three sources in the Secret Service community.

Cheatle has faced an ongoing firestorm of fury from American citizens, and even rank-and-file Secret Service special agents and officers, over the agency's failures that created an opening for shooter Thomas Crooks to open fire on Trump, piercing his ear and killing Comperatore in front of his family and wounding two other rally-goers.

President Biden ordered the taxpayer-funded protection for Cheatle, these sources say, because she was facing numerous threats, especially on social media from individuals angered by the agency's failures on July 13 and her lack of transparency during her testimony to the House Oversight Committee July 22. She resigned the next day.

Threatening indivduals have also approached her, knowledgable sources tell RCP.


Supposedly KA-ma-la (you racists!) will be speaking at 2:45 Eastern.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:40 PM




Comments

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1 Frist!!

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 02:40 PM (i0CiB)

2 Sorry. I guess he's retired or dead or something.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 02:40 PM (i0CiB)

3 Hmm

Posted by: Turn 2 at August 16, 2024 02:40 PM (JfxgE)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris 18h
When I am President, it will be a day one priority to bring down prices.

I’ll take on big corporations that engage in illegal price gouging and corporate landlords that unfairly raise rents on working families.

President Biden @POTUS 2h
I’m a capitalist.

I have no problem with companies making reasonable profits.

But not on the backs of seniors and working families.

Catturd ™ @catturd2 17m
LOL …

You paid off student debt for trust fund babies on the backs of seniors and working families.

Eric Matheny 🎙️ @ericmmatheny 4h
The party that celebrates a man having anal sex in the Senate Chamber is clutching their pearls over a congresswoman’s bikini photo.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 02:41 PM (i0CiB)

6 Kamala's pronouns are blow / job.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2024 02:41 PM (FnneF)

7 Ryan James Girdusky @RyanGirdusky 5h
JD Vance: “we should have a $5,000 tax credit for new parents”

The media: “he’s working against childless Americans”

***4 DAYS LATER***

Kamala Harris: “let’s do $6,000”

The media: “she’s incredible”

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 02:42 PM (i0CiB)

8 It's pronounced "Kamalamadingdong".

Posted by: fd at August 16, 2024 02:42 PM (vFG9F)

9 Kamala's speech is basically laying the foundations for the Federal government running the economy. This will not work out well.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at August 16, 2024 02:42 PM (LrWnf)

10 I laughed at Biden's mispronunciation of her name-Camel-a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2024 02:42 PM (dTTBf)

11 Kamala the Ugandan Giant > VP Kamala

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2024 02:42 PM (9xzST)

12 Biden has just diverted some of the Secret Service's extremely overtaxed and incompetent personnel to protecting former Secret Service Director and s Diversity Incompetent Kim Cheatle.

well this is obvious. can't have something untoward happen and the lady accidentally let slip how they planned to get rid of PDJT...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 16, 2024 02:42 PM (v6XNT)

13 @amuse @amuse 5h
Kamala Harris's first policy proposal mirrors one her father implemented in 1970s Jamaica—price controls on food. As a Marxist economist advising the government, her father’s policies led to widespread starvation & suffering. Venezuela tried in 2013 - same result - devastation.

The Nightmare Of Grocery Shopping In Venezuela
Venezuela's economic model has imploded. With food production, import and distribution now controlled by the government, shelves are bare. A day's hunt for groceries in Caracas can prove futile.
npr.org

Michael Shellenbergerv@shellenbergerv 21h
The media says Kamala Harris is proposing to end price gouging, but she’s not. She’s proposing price controls. They rarely work & often make things worse. There’s no debate about this among mainstream economists and, until a few hours ago, there wasn’t any in the media, either.

Michael Shellenberger @shellenberger 18h
Kamala Harris's campaign claims grocery stores are price-gauging, but they're not. If they were, their annual profits wouldn't be just 1.2% when the all-industry average is 8.5%. The media will likely hide those numbers tomorrow when they fluff Harris' proposal.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 02:42 PM (i0CiB)

14 Cheatle is going to have to learn to turn her head within a fraction of a second of the shot because her Secret Service protection isn't able to prevent it.

Posted by: torabora at August 16, 2024 02:43 PM (tFWCr)

15 I will only address Kamala by her proper pronouns - brainless, slut, and dummy.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2024 02:43 PM (JrF6z)

16 She's scheduled to speak at 2:45 EDT, so now we get to see how she'll be as president.

How late will she be?

My bet is 32 minutes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2024 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

17 Out of the 8,000 USSS agents hope Kim gets the ones that check all the DEI boxes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2024 02:43 PM (9xzST)

18 Again, the demoncrat party is overtly racist and racialist, the only way to deal with them is to tell them to go f**k themselves, we're not playing their game anymore, and if that mean throwing hands, then so be it.

The only way to deal with racist bullies is to smash them in their f**king faces.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 16, 2024 02:43 PM (XV/Pl)

19 >>> 9 Kamala's speech is basically laying the foundations for the Federal government running the economy. This will not work out well.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at August 16, 2024 02:42 PM (LrWnf)

Of course it will, because the Federal government already runs about 16% of the economy in the form of healthcare, and it's doing very well, and 100% is more than 16%, so it will be 18 times better!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 16, 2024 02:43 PM (FnneF)

20 6 Kamala's pronouns are blow / job.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2024 02:41 PM (FnneF)

Well played, well played.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 16, 2024 02:43 PM (CmlIW)

21 It's spelled Kamala, but it's pronounced bitch.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 16, 2024 02:43 PM (2UnvF)

22 Dumbola.

Posted by: Truthbomb at August 16, 2024 02:43 PM (Jz3bo)

23 It's pronounced "Kamalamadingdong".
Posted by: fd at August 16, 2024 02:42 PM (vFG9F)



KUMswala....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2024 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

24
Funny how these cocksucking Democrats never want to "take on" Blackrock who is buying up residential homes, making homes unaffordable for most people.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 02:44 PM (PtCPU)

25 Kamala's pronouns are blow / job.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2024 02:41 PM (FnneF)



That's hot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2024 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

26 Racism on full display on the CNN clip. But it didn't come from Mace.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 16, 2024 02:44 PM (fs1hN)

27 And don’t forget, you’re not supposed to look Kamala in the eyes.

I pronounce Kamala as Ku-nt-MA-la.

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 02:44 PM (B1dzx)

28 I was informed by sensible Republicans that the Demommunists will never be able to starve Americans.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2024 02:44 PM (JrF6z)

29 Supposedly KA-ma-la (you racists!) will be speaking at 2:45 Eastern.

thank God i'm working and won't be able to listen.

even if i'm working at home and have the tv/radio on..

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 16, 2024 02:44 PM (v6XNT)

30 10 I laughed at Biden's mispronunciation of her name-Camel-a
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2024 02:42 PM (dTTBf)

Well, she did point out back in 2016 that Joey is racist.

Posted by: Auspex at August 16, 2024 02:45 PM (j4U/Z)

31 It’s all over bitches. The media says Dumbola beats Trump and Walz beats Vance in latest polls. Ack it up, you guys.

Posted by: Truthbomb at August 16, 2024 02:45 PM (Jz3bo)

32 Dumbola?

Version of Ebola that makes you weetarded?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2024 02:45 PM (9xzST)

33 Crackala

Posted by: Truthbomb at August 16, 2024 02:45 PM (Jz3bo)

34 And don’t forget, you’re not supposed to look Kamala in the eyes.

I pronounce Kamala as Ku-nt-MA-la.
Posted by: polynikes


Fuck that cunt.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 02:45 PM (Mud1j)

35 Kamala's so far wreckers: price gouging food companies, predatory banks...more to come.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at August 16, 2024 02:45 PM (LrWnf)

36 @17

>> Out of the 8,000 USSS agents hope Kim gets the ones that check all the DEI boxes.

For some reason, Cheatles detail will all be 6'4" pipe hitting motherf**kers, the 5'4" tubbies and lactators will be on Trump and Vance's detail.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 16, 2024 02:45 PM (XV/Pl)

37 I don't understand all the confusion about how to pronounce her name. Doesn't everyone know how to say "Filthy $2 Whore"?

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 16, 2024 02:45 PM (iFTx/)

38 Dyson wouldn't have a job if it wasn't for his racism. He can go scratch.
Nancy Mace has nice elbows

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 16, 2024 02:45 PM (gXGVH)

39 Kumswalla is like an 8 year old doing a book report on a book she hasn't read.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 16, 2024 02:46 PM (1FWWQ)

40 Winemomala

Posted by: Truthbomb at August 16, 2024 02:46 PM (Jz3bo)

41
I hate when people use this cunt's first name, like she's Oprah.

Just call her "harris."

Fuck this "kamala" shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 02:46 PM (PtCPU)

42 How about Kamara? Sort of Japanese with a Camaro feel.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 16, 2024 02:46 PM (FmapG)

43 Kackling Kamala of Kalifornistan

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2024 02:46 PM (9xzST)

44 John Solomon @jsolomonReports 5h
Breaking: Presidential race swings 6 points in two weeks, catapulting Trump back to lead and ending Harris surge justthenews.com/node/129433?…

Catturd ™ @catturd2 2h
There was no surge. All smoke and mirrors.

Rasmussen Reports @Rasmussen_Poll 6h
Good Morning! "If the 2024 election were between Vice President Kamala Harris and former President Donald Trump, who would you vote for?"

Independents Only-
Trump: 49% (+9)
Harris: 40%
Someone Else: 7%
Not Sure: 5%

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 02:46 PM (i0CiB)

45 I actually don't know how Kamala's name is pronounced, in large part because I don't watch the news or political video footage in general for the most part. Also, I don't care. But based on my general language knowledge, I pronounce it COCK•suck•er.

Posted by: Indian Call Center Drone at August 16, 2024 02:46 PM (P3jvJ)

46 The proper pronunciation is Kamammunist

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2024 02:46 PM (JrF6z)

47 Supposedly KA-ma-la (you racists!) will be speaking at 2:45 Eastern.

thank God i'm working and won't be able to listen.

even if i'm working at home and have the tv/radio on..
Posted by: SturmToddler


I have to bathe my prarie dog then.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 02:46 PM (Mud1j)

48 Aftepppfffttttttt...

Ugh!

X_X

Posted by: Robert at August 16, 2024 02:46 PM (1Yy3c)

49 Dickswalowya

Posted by: Truthbomb at August 16, 2024 02:46 PM (Jz3bo)

50 PEOPLE WHO VIOLATE MY NEW PRICE CONTROLS ARE WRECKERS, SABOTEURS, AND HOARDERS!

WE WILL SET UP NEW "PEOPLES' COURTS" TO TRY THESE ECONOMIC TERRORISTS!

DON'T WORRY - WE WILL GET REVENGE FOR THE FACT THAT YOU CAN'T GET ENOUGH FOOD TO EAT!

Posted by: Joseph Vissarionovich Harris! at August 16, 2024 02:46 PM (uxCna)

51 If your name is weird you need to get over it. I married into a weird name. No one pronounces it right, I don't give a shit.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 16, 2024 02:46 PM (U8kCF)

52 42
I hate when people use this cunt's first name, like she's Oprah.

Just call her "harris."

Fuck this "kamala" shit.
-----------
Mmm, Mrs Emhoff.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 16, 2024 02:46 PM (FmapG)

53
harris, or whoreus

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 02:47 PM (PtCPU)

54 I'd like an interviewer to ask Kamala, however the hell you pronounce her stupid name, to explain inflations causes like everyone is five, what are the causes and be very specific. Explain in detail how and where price controls have produced results and what are those results? Show your work.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 16, 2024 02:47 PM (CmlIW)

55 Fuck that cunt.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 02:45 PM


Sorry, not even with Sid's appendage.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2024 02:47 PM (a3Q+t)

56 For some reason, Cheatles detail will all be 6'4" pipe hitting motherf**kers, the 5'4" tubbies and lactators will be on Trump and Vance's detail.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 16, 2024 02:45 PM (XV/Pl)

I do love that line in Pulp Fiction.

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 02:47 PM (B1dzx)

57 I wonder how many of the "threats" against Cheatle were of the "you missed, you hack and you're going to pay for it" kind?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 16, 2024 02:47 PM (tT6L1)

58 Appendage?

You mean growth.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2024 02:47 PM (9xzST)

59 I laugh.
I laugh in their faces.
And then spit.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2024 02:47 PM (W/lyH)

60 Kam-uhh-la

Commie la.

Kam-ewww-la

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2024 02:47 PM (dTTBf)

61 If you want to see price gouging then look at motorcycle accessory prices. 100% markup is not unusual. They sell the bikes near cost. They even charge to uncrate them . They stay in business with service parts and accessories.

Our idiots have never ran a business. They're know - nothings.

Posted by: torabora at August 16, 2024 02:47 PM (tFWCr)

62 Speaking of Nancy Mace, have any bikini pics of her been posted yet?

Posted by: spindrift at August 16, 2024 02:47 PM (OguvZ)

63 The Marxists use words as weapons to beat down their opposition. Mispronouncing a name isn't, by itself, pejorative. Controlling the discourse, judging others by the level of their compliance, and the declaration of the charge, is the objective.

Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2024 02:48 PM (rj6Yv)

64 My name gets mispronounced all the time, and not slightly. People fuck it up rather egregiously.

I just roll with it. :B

Posted by: Robert at August 16, 2024 02:48 PM (1Yy3c)

65 How about Kamara? Sort of Japanese with a Camaro feel.
Posted by: Pudinhead


Japanese aren't generally that stupid. And if they are, they tend to keep it to themselves.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 16, 2024 02:48 PM (IG4Id)

66 Fuck this "kamala" shit.
-----------
Mmm, Mrs Emhoff.
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 16, 2024 02:46 PM (FmapG)

That works well

Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2024 02:49 PM (rj6Yv)

67 Tsk. I suppose we must all feel shame now. Perhaps the leftwits should suffer a collective aneurysm, thereby relieving their trauma.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 16, 2024 02:49 PM (hKoQL)

68
I wonder how many of Cheatle's old girlfriends are gonna have the old background check reaming out this week.

Posted by: Auspex at August 16, 2024 02:49 PM (j4U/Z)

69 I have to bathe my prarie dog then.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 02:46 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: rickb223's Jackalope at August 16, 2024 02:49 PM (a3Q+t)

70 Mattresses have a 2000% mark up.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 16, 2024 02:49 PM (U8kCF)

71 Kamara?

Is she big in Japan?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2024 02:49 PM (9xzST)

72 Real Mac Report @RealMacReport 52m
🚨CNN just DESTROYED Kamala Harris's Marxist economic agenda:

"We‘ve seen this kind of thing tried in lots of other countries before. Venezuela, Argentina, the Soviet Union...it leads to shortages" and would "cause a lot of harm."

https://tinyurl.com/3fwy2n5h
2:35 minutes

Catturd ™ @catturd2 33m
When you lose CNN.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 02:49 PM (i0CiB)

73 I wonder how a psychologist would characterize Kahmola's obsessive hand gestures.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 16, 2024 02:49 PM (XeU6L)

74 Speaking of Nancy Mace, have any bikini pics of her been posted yet?
Posted by: spindrift at August 16, 2024 02:47 PM (OguvZ)

Hopefully sooner than later.

Posted by: Robert at August 16, 2024 02:49 PM (1Yy3c)

75 @45

>>I actually don't know how Kamala's name is pronounced,

Well that's ok, because neither does she, you can find tape of her pronouncing it four different ways.

Six ways if you count the times she takes on a noticeably negro dialect when she's speaking to a black audience.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 16, 2024 02:49 PM (XV/Pl)

76 65 How about Kamara? Sort of Japanese with a Camaro feel.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Japanese aren't generally that stupid. And if they are, they tend to keep it to themselves.
-------------
This is true.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 16, 2024 02:49 PM (FmapG)

77 Kumswalla is like an 8 year old doing a book report on a book she hasn't read.

Kammie is well known for not reading her briefing materials, and then berating staff when she is caught out not knowing things.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 16, 2024 02:49 PM (uxCna)

78 Ahaha. Professor Dyson. Hadn’t seen his ugly communist ass for a long time.
STFU you word salad phony

Posted by: Redenzo at August 16, 2024 02:49 PM (V/pbu)

79 Jon Levine
@LevineJonathan
Taylor Lorenz of the Washington Post calls President Biden a "war criminal"

-
Well, she'll crazy and a liar and he's crazy and a liar.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 16, 2024 02:49 PM (L/fGl)

80 35 Kamala's so far wreckers: price gouging food companies, predatory banks...more to come.
____

Leftwing dictionary -

Price gouging food company (noun): (1) a food company

Predatory bank (noun): (1) a bank

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (fs1hN)

81 Another media dirty little secret...they ALL receive updated pronunciation lists of people and places in the news. Without it, they'd be all over with sounding out names.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (W/lyH)

82 Effective immediately, everyone needs to just start referring to her as Harris and bypass all this speech-code enforcement nonsense. No one in media refers to Trump as Donald, Bush as George, or Barak as Obama. Just Say Harris.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (JuaQi)

83
I go to Costco once a month, regularly, buying the same items.

I mentioned last night I was a bit shocked at the prices yesterday. Prices jumped up significantly in just the last month.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (PtCPU)

84 Someone needs to do a mash up or AI with Key and Peele’s substitute teacher pronouncing names bit.

A-A Ron is still the best.

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (B1dzx)

85 Some University is going to confer an honorary Doctorate of Bullshit on her so she can be Doctor K.

Posted by: torabora at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (tFWCr)

86 I suggest we resolve this teapot tempest by just calling her "Calamari."

Everyone agrees on how to pronounce that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (slRS9)

87 Posted by: Robert at August 16, 2024 02:48 PM (1Yy3c)

How are you feeling?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (dTTBf)

88 "Commie"

easy peasy

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (s3qiR)

89 Does calling "factcheckers" "autocorrecters" scan, or is it too ethereal?

Too bad, it fits nicely.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (JrF6z)

90 51 If your name is weird you need to get over it. I married into a weird name. No one pronounces it right, I don't give a shit.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 16, 2024 02:46 PM (U8kCF)

In my 41 years of existence, not a single person has ever said my last name correctly on the first try.

It's an Italian mess of vowels that don't at all sound like what they should sound like.

If you haven't come to terms with it by the time you're 10, you're a retard.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (KbCG3)

91 Launch in 6 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/live/7WVENEaFvvw

Posted by: Ciampino - too many launches? #02 at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (qfLjt)

92
Tomato
Tomatoe

Kamala
Moron

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (+oR7L)

93 I'm going to the Trump rally tomorrow in Wilkes Barre.

There is a lot of enthusiasm for Trump around these parts. Lots of flags, lawn signs, etc.

I haven't seen one Harris sign.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (8XGtF)

94 >>I actually don't know how Kamala's name is pronounced,

Well that's ok, because neither does she, you can find tape of her pronouncing it four different ways.

Six ways if you count the times she takes on a noticeably negro dialect when she's speaking to a black audience.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


Seven if you catch her with a dick in her mouth.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (Mud1j)

95
Dame Sucker of Cock

That's not subject to arcane and arbitrary rules of pronunciation, is it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (xG4kz)

96 Political Polls @PpollingNumbers 15h
#New Polling average - @washingtonpost

Michigan - 🔴 Trump
Nevada - 🔴 Trump +3
N. Carolina - 🔴 Trump +3
Arizona - 🔴 Trump +3
Georgia - 🔴 Trump +4
Pennsylvania - 🔵 Harris +1
Wisconsin - 🔵 Harris +2
====
Not that I care but for our troll's sake.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (i0CiB)

97 Oh great. Kamala is going to distort the home building industry by paying builders to Kamala approved homes. Plus blowing up the federal debt further by giving away $25K to "first time homeowners." What I am not hearing is single family detached homes which is what people actually want - I am expecting her plan means Cabrini Green Condos.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (LrWnf)

98 Kamala: Pronounced, "Cam el a"

No hump.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 16, 2024 02:51 PM (tT6L1)

99 @56

>>I do love that line in Pulp Fiction.

It's a great line in a great movie, probably Tarantino's best.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 16, 2024 02:51 PM (XV/Pl)

100 Michael Shellenberger @shellenberger 18h

Why is Michael Shellenberger still a Democrat?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 16, 2024 02:51 PM (sjkMN)

101 That video with Mace is something. The idiot leftists and race hustlers jump all over her for (supposedly) mispronouncing Kumswala's name, but even as they all screech at her, they themselves are all saying the name a bit differently.

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 16, 2024 02:51 PM (iFTx/)

102 What hump?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 16, 2024 02:51 PM (9xzST)

103 not a huge Mace fan, but she was spot on. Attacked Dyson right back, pronounced it one way then another, laughed it off.
Perfect.

Posted by: JayInAmes at August 16, 2024 02:51 PM (OlOaW)

104 Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (B1dzx)

That is a great skit. I think I've listened to it about five times and I still laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2024 02:51 PM (dTTBf)

105 YOU'VE GOT TO LET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET EVENTUALLY, BUSTER!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at August 16, 2024 02:51 PM (uxCna)

106 I've always understood that grocery stores operate on a very, very thin margin.

Certainly the manager of my local Giant always can be seen with a worried look on his face.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 16, 2024 02:51 PM (LxER7)

107 64 My name gets mispronounced all the time, and not slightly. People fuck it up rather egregiously.

I just roll with it. :B
Posted by: Robert
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Hroh-bear?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 16, 2024 02:51 PM (fs1hN)

108 I have had Kamala on for 35 seconds and every thing she has said is a lie.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 16, 2024 02:51 PM (J8OCH)

109 If you want to see price gouging then look at motorcycle accessory prices. 100% markup is not unusual. They sell the bikes near cost. They even charge to uncrate them . They stay in business with service parts and accessories.
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Razors, razor blades.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 16, 2024 02:52 PM (slRS9)

110 Kamala, Kammunist, or The Ho
Who cares.

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2024 02:52 PM (fwDg9)

111 Very weak, stray voltage if that is all that they have.

I would have loved Mace to come back with "Oh, Okay, I'll just call her a dimwitted, Communist whore for now on".

Posted by: Cheri at August 16, 2024 02:52 PM (oiNtH)

112
How will the race hustlers earn a living if we get to the non racist Utopia they claim to want?

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 16, 2024 02:52 PM (+oR7L)

113
ut even as they all screech at her, they themselves are all saying the name a bit differently.
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade


Yep.

The Gaslighting has reached a whole NOTHER level.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 02:52 PM (PtCPU)

114 A-A Ron is still the best.
Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (B1dzx)
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Call me "Bah Lah Kee."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 16, 2024 02:52 PM (tT6L1)

115 Are there any examples throughout all of history where price controls on goods have led to the stated outcome?

Note that I am sure they achieved the *desired* outcome for the politicians that implemented them.

But that's not how these policies are sold to the public.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 16, 2024 02:52 PM (7fElN)

116 I've always understood that grocery stores operate on a very, very thin margin.

Certainly the manager of my local Giant always can be seen with a worried look on his face.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo

I understand grocery store margins are in the 1% to 3% range.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at August 16, 2024 02:52 PM (LrWnf)

117 If the food rationing plan ever gets implemented, it is recommended to live near a zoo. That's what kept many Venezuelans alive.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 16, 2024 02:52 PM (lTGtQ)

118 93 I'm going to the Trump rally tomorrow in Wilkes Barre.

There is a lot of enthusiasm for Trump around these parts. Lots of flags, lawn signs, etc.

I haven't seen one Harris sign.


Just like 20.

Posted by: JayInAmes at August 16, 2024 02:52 PM (OlOaW)

119
Gaslight is now Nuclear Powered with these deranged people.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 02:52 PM (PtCPU)

120 Old Rodney Dangerfield line,
‘She gives good headache’

Posted by: Redenzo at August 16, 2024 02:52 PM (V/pbu)

121 79 Jon Levine
@LevineJonathan
Taylor Lorenz of the Washington Post calls President Biden a "war criminal"

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Well, she'll crazy and a liar and he's crazy and a liar.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 16, 2024 02:49 PM (L/fGl)

I'm going to defer to her on this. After all, she's been alive since before the Civil War. She's seen enough to call a spade a spade.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2024 02:53 PM (KbCG3)

122 DeepState DipShit

Kackala: "And I will work to pass the first ever Federal ban on pro ... price GAUGING on food."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 16, 2024 02:53 PM (IG4Id)

123 you mean we can't call her 'that whore'?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 16, 2024 02:53 PM (YiKO5)

124 Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (Mud1j)

Like catching the sun being out.

Also you owe me a monitor.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2024 02:53 PM (JrF6z)

125 wait, as a candidate she is given prime time coverage ? aren't they required to give Trump the same ?? by law that is ?

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2024 02:53 PM (V13WU)

126 I paid off my student debt.
My wife and I paid our mortgage.
100%
Why the fvck should we also pay theirs is my obviously racist question of the day.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at August 16, 2024 02:53 PM (gxokI)

127 Self-Awareness FAIL: AP Warns About Stories That Look Like Real Articles But are Actually Dem Ads

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It's quite simple. AP has no real articles. They're all Dem ads.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 16, 2024 02:53 PM (L/fGl)

128 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 16, 2024 02:51 PM (tT6L1)

I expect She's done a good amount of humping in order to get further along in her professional career.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2024 02:53 PM (dTTBf)

129 Why do people like Nancy Mace go on CNN. She'd reach more people standing on a street corner in Wando, SC.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 16, 2024 02:53 PM (wBaIH)

130
I always called her "bitch, I'm coming!!"

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 16, 2024 02:53 PM (+oR7L)

131 93 I'm going to the Trump rally tomorrow in Wilkes Barre.


cool mpfs! fantastic!

I'm off to college move in 2 - with a newly sprained ankle from being an idiot during college move in 1

anyway LaLa whatever - I don't worry too much about pronouncing call girl names

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2024 02:54 PM (s3qiR)

132 YOU'VE GOT TO LET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET EVENTUALLY, BUSTER!

It is amazing how DOCTOR Jill Biden has completely and utterly disappeared.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 16, 2024 02:54 PM (uxCna)

133 if this speech is to advance her campaign , it could be illegal you know.

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2024 02:54 PM (V13WU)

134 Are there any examples throughout all of history where price controls on goods have led to the stated outcome?

Note that I am sure they achieved the *desired* outcome for the politicians that implemented them.

But that's not how these policies are sold to the public.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel



Not one. It is so axiomatic that there is no 'exception that proves the rule'.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 16, 2024 02:54 PM (lTGtQ)

135 https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw?si=20R0l_Qzh5apSs8I

Obligatory Key and Peele - substitute teacher pronouncing names

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 16, 2024 02:54 PM (7fElN)

136 Kamala takes an hour to cook Minute Rice

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2024 02:54 PM (JrF6z)

137 As a white man, I'm sure there have been times when I have "disrespected" black women, but the problem is, some of these "black women," I'm not entirely sure they're black.

They have that light mocha skin tone, and frankly, some of those gals who show up on CNN and elsewhere, I find myself feeling something like a desire to bang them.

I would think they would be grateful for that, not feeling disrespected.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2024 02:54 PM (dGCAG)

138 Pixy error...

Michigan - 🔴 Trump < 1

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 02:54 PM (i0CiB)

139 I do love that line in Pulp Fiction.

===

It's a great line in a great movie, probably Tarantino's best.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 16, 2024 02:51 PM


WLNSSEODQY.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at August 16, 2024 02:54 PM (a3Q+t)

140 Speaking of Nancy Mace, have any bikini pics of her been posted yet?
Posted by: spindrift at August 16, 2024 02:47 PM (OguvZ)



I'm fine with this one.


https://is.gd/ixX8EC

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2024 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

141 It's quite simple. AP has no real articles. They're all Dem ads.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 16, 2024 02:53 PM (L/fGl)

Yep.

Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2024 02:54 PM (rj6Yv)

142 127 Self-Awareness FAIL: AP Warns About Stories That Look Like Real Articles But are Actually Dem Ads


all articles are ads

/formerCreativeDirector

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 16, 2024 02:54 PM (s3qiR)

143 I say VP Harris but pronounce it VP harass, to give her that foreign exotic feel.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump/Vance 2024 at August 16, 2024 02:54 PM (wGerL)

144 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (KbCG3)

Same here. When asked for my last name at a restaurant or waiting in line I always give a generic Smith. Though now they usually just take your first name. I also change that up a bit .

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 02:54 PM (B1dzx)

145 108 people in attendance at Kamala's event in North Carolina.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2024 02:55 PM (5p7BC)

146 Kamala's like a 7-11. Open 24 hours.

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2024 02:55 PM (JrF6z)

147 51 If your name is weird you need to get over it. I married into a weird name. No one pronounces it right, I don't give a shit.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 16, 2024 02:46 PM (U8kCF)

When being perpetually outraged pays so well, the supply will increase to meet demand.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 16, 2024 02:55 PM (CmlIW)

148 It's pronounced Kumana Herass

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2024 02:55 PM (JrF6z)

149 Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump/Vance 2024 at August 16, 2024 02:54 PM (wGerL)

Well done. That's hilarious.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2024 02:55 PM (dTTBf)

150
Self-Awareness FAIL: AP Warns About Stories That Look Like Real Articles But are Actually Dem Ads

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


And the ONLY reason they're admitting to it now is because "Republicans Pounced" on this Misinformation over a week ago and called it out.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 02:55 PM (PtCPU)

151 96 Georgia - 🔴 Trump +4

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Not that I care but for our troll's sake.
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (i0CiB)

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I think GA is going to go very heavily for Trump. Not double digits, but maybe 8-9%.

The GA elections board is forcing through changes that should prevent 1.7 million ballots without images happening again.

And the GOPe will refuse to learn any lessons from it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 16, 2024 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

152 If the food rationing plan ever gets implemented, it is recommended to live near a zoo. That's what kept many Venezuelans alive.
Posted by: Thomas Paine



Granted, they're stringy and tough, but there's a lot of homeless that nobody would miss.

"Please pass me that leg, Mrs. Donner".

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 02:56 PM (Mud1j)

153 She's talking about pre existing conditions. Again, can you buy fire insurance after your house burns down? These people are economic illiterates

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 16, 2024 02:56 PM (CmlIW)

154 Pronounce Kamala's name? I simply don't care. And not for the reasons the tedious left thinks I don't care.

Posted by: scampydog at August 16, 2024 02:56 PM (2bFN5)

155 The nitwits of the left seem to have a lot of time for shrieking
Are any of them employed

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 16, 2024 02:57 PM (e1ILC)

156
'm fine with this one.


https://is.gd/ixX8EC
Posted by: Sponge


You gotta respect a woman with large mamalia.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 02:57 PM (PtCPU)

157 How are you feeling?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (dTTBf)

Not too bad. I was suuuuper groggy coming out of anesthesia but I got better and more alert fairly steadily. Then I went to Chik-Fil-A for a spicy chicken sammich, waffle fries and a mil shake and now I'm pretty much right as rain.

Funnily enough the post procedure instructions say not to eat spicy or greasy food. Whoops.

Posted by: Robert at August 16, 2024 02:57 PM (1Yy3c)

158 145 108 people in attendance at Kamala's event in North Carolina.
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Blue Tsunami times.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 16, 2024 02:57 PM (FmapG)

159 145 108 people in attendance at Kamala's event in North Carolina.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2024 02:55 PM (5p7BC)

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I'm kind of surprised both candidates are taking time to visit NC.

No one else seems to treat it like a swing state.

Maybe they're seeing it closer in the internals, but those leaked Dems showed Trump up by about 10.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 16, 2024 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

160 Moh-ron or More-on?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2024 02:57 PM (a3Q+t)

161 Based on working in a convenience store for 15 years in a multi-ethnic neighborhood, the key is to treat everyone the same with patience and respect. When you call someone out, the regulars don't have a problem with that under the circumstances.

Posted by: mrp at August 16, 2024 02:57 PM (rj6Yv)

162 108 people in attendance at Kamala's event in North Carolina.
Posted by: Dave in Fla


And 14,000 CGI attendees.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 02:57 PM (Mud1j)

163 Pronouncing Kumswala's name is like that meme from maybe 10 years ago with the dress that nobody could agree on the color of. Is the dress black and blue? Or white and gold? Is it KAM-ah-la? Kah-MAL-la? Wil-LEES- Who-AH? You decide!

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 16, 2024 02:57 PM (iFTx/)

164 NOVA Campaigns @NoVA_Campaigns 1h
Tim Walz on his Italy deployment:

“I won’t suffer financially from the deployment, but many others will…”

“In the big scheme of deployments, this probably isn’t too bad, I thought we might end up in Iraq”

Imagine being an E-1 with this as the 1st Sgt’s motivational speech

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 02:57 PM (i0CiB)

165 Afternoon, All.

Well, I didn't get the job I interviewed for on Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2024 02:58 PM (v6JzV)

166 108 people in attendance at Kamala's event in North Carolina.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 16, 2024 02:55 PM (5p7BC)



A groundswell of overwhelming support.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2024 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

167 Kamala just promised first time home buyers $25,000 for their down payment. I think I'll cosign for my 4 grandkids (oldest is 14) and take advantage of this progressive program.

Posted by: jwest at August 16, 2024 02:58 PM (VP9ao)

168 Not too bad. I was suuuuper groggy coming out of anesthesia but I got better and more alert fairly steadily. Then I went to Chik-Fil-A for a spicy chicken sammich, waffle fries and a mil shake and now I'm pretty much right as rain.
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Those waffle fries are hard to make. Just look at them.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 16, 2024 02:58 PM (FmapG)

169 Moh-ron or More-on?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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Gotta go with More On. That one works with Moron Mondays.

Posted by: scampydog at August 16, 2024 02:58 PM (2bFN5)

170
Trump: "Inflation is killing the middle class!"

Kamala: "let me also highlight how much inflation is killing the middle class under my administration!"

Um. Ok?

But Trump is an unstable dum-dum who's losing it and cracking up and the walls are closing in and the wheels are falling off and the rats are abandoning ship and, and and!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2024 02:58 PM (7oyRZ)

171
Well, I didn't get the job I interviewed for on Wednesday.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2024 02:58 PM (v6JzV)



Sorry to hear that. Did they give you a reason?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2024 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

172 Funnily enough the post procedure instructions say not to eat spicy or greasy food. Whoops.
Posted by: Robert at August 16, 2024 02:57 PM (1Yy3c)
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Yeah, I never let that stop me...Of course, you may still have some lingering prep meds in your system...

Be ready!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 16, 2024 02:58 PM (7fElN)

173 mooor-ooon

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 02:59 PM (i0CiB)

174 The correct pronunciation is Come-Ala !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 16, 2024 02:59 PM (Wb+1f)

175 170
But Trump is an unstable dum-dum who's losing it and cracking up and the walls are closing in and the wheels are falling off and the rats are abandoning ship and, and and!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2024 02:58 PM (7oyRZ)

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Kamala's efforts to combat inflation through campaign rhetoric is just further proof that inflation isn't happening.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 16, 2024 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

176 Folks, your frEndZ at Fox Wes have a new poll out saying that Tampon Tim is more popular than JD Vance.

Also, Arizona was just called by them for Harris.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 16, 2024 02:59 PM (Iusta)

177 I'm kind of surprised both candidates are taking time to visit NC.

No one else seems to treat it like a swing state.

Maybe they're seeing it closer in the internals, but those leaked Dems showed Trump up by about 10.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Well, if only a hundred and eight people showed up, she really should consider that a clue.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 02:59 PM (Mud1j)

178 And 14,000 CGI attendees.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 02:57 PM (Mud1j)

Walz got educated under the CGI Bill

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2024 02:59 PM (JrF6z)

179 IMO It’s not the grocery stores but the corporate suppliers that are increasing the price beyond the increased cost to produce their product. They refer to that as anticipatory pricing . I call it temporary bullshit that will be corrected by the market if allowed to.

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 03:00 PM (B1dzx)

180 "Kamala" in Finnish means....

You won't believe me, so check for yourself.

[Hat Tip: dhmosquito]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2024 03:00 PM (d9fT1)

181 I mean, FFS, has the media forgotten there are literally hundreds of videos of Biden saying "The Biden-Harris administration" for Trump to use?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2024 03:00 PM (7oyRZ)

182 But Trump is an unstable dum-dum who's losing it and cracking up and the walls are closing in and the wheels are falling off and the rats are abandoning ship and, and and!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2024 02:58 PM (7oyRZ)

I saw And And And! open for the Commitments at the North Dublin Roller-rama. Fookin' deadly!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 16, 2024 03:00 PM (LxER7)

183 Kamala is planning the first DEI economy which when you remove the packaging is pretty much a 1930s Soviet economy. Price controls, prosecuting businesses, distorting the housing markets by paying builders to build what she wants built and by paying unqualified people to buy them...this is just to start.

This leads directly to shortages, companies going out of business permanently, black markets, and further rules and beatings when this all goes to shit.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at August 16, 2024 03:00 PM (LrWnf)

184 97 Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (LrWnf)

The home buyer giveaway is even worse. “First generation” buyers get the biggest handouts. So, all those recent arrivals will be provided a house.

Posted by: EveR at August 16, 2024 03:00 PM (Z/h4+)

185

That Dyson asshole deserves a beating.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzx at August 16, 2024 03:00 PM (6ZugP)

186 Is it KAM-ah-la? Kah-MAL-la? Wil-LEES- Who-AH? You decide!
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq.


I follow a couple of twitter accounts that are run by Indian Americans. Their explanation for the actual pronunciation is much more unfortunate. As in the running joke that follows her everywhere.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 16, 2024 03:01 PM (IG4Id)

187 Sorry to hear that. Did they give you a reason?
Posted by: Sponge


I was working with a staffing agency, and got the news from them. The staffing agency didn't mention a reason.

Probably because I'm an older white guy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2024 03:01 PM (v6JzV)

188 Now they've gone all law and order.

The New York Times just woke up from a coma and published this piece that says Hunter Biden should be charged with spying

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They characterize Hunter's conduct as "brazen" but forget to mention that the fine folks at the NYT were accessories before and after the fact.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 16, 2024 03:01 PM (L/fGl)

189 Isn't it Commie-la?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 16, 2024 03:01 PM (e1ILC)

190 A CNN anchor said Kamala may "have a hard time" getting her $25,000 bribe to first time home buyers passed into law. Maybe Trump should see her $25K and raise it to $50K.

Posted by: jwest at August 16, 2024 03:01 PM (VP9ao)

191
Do you all remember what did in clinton's ugly wife in 2016?

I'll tell you: They underestimated how much people hated bill clinton's cunt of a wife.

Fake News gaslighted about how great and liked she was, but she wasn't.

Seem familiar?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:01 PM (PtCPU)

192 But Trump is an unstable dum-dum who's losing it and cracking up and the walls are closing in and the wheels are falling off and the rats are abandoning ship and, and and!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2024 02:58 PM (7oyRZ)



I mean, it's no wonder Jessie Ventura is voting for Kumswala. The choice is obvious!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2024 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

193 Lots of Leftists around Raleigh, especially those who recently moved in from the North. I looked around and told the agent, nah bro, these are the people I’m trying to get away from

Posted by: Marcus T at August 16, 2024 03:01 PM (Iusta)

194 Walz got educated under the CGI Bill
Posted by: ...

*snort


Walz dropped out of the race last night after he discovered he'd have to deploy to battleground states.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 03:01 PM (Mud1j)

195 No James, just like 2016.

Dickwad

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 16, 2024 03:01 PM (8XGtF)

196 Probably because I'm an older white guy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Two time loser.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 16, 2024 03:01 PM (L/fGl)

197 I mean, FFS, has the media forgotten there are literally hundreds of videos of Biden saying "The Biden-Harris administration" for Trump to use?
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And a bunch of governmental publications with that designation on their covers; and administration letterhead.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 03:02 PM (i0CiB)

198 Ask William Dafoe how to pronounce his last name. So many mispronounced it for so long he goes by the incorrect pronunciation.

But he's a white guy, and so can roll with it without being a whiney bitch.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 16, 2024 03:02 PM (wBaIH)

199 I just call her Kamal

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 16, 2024 03:02 PM (NtVYv)

200 We now live in C.S. Lewis’ foreboding world of overbearing, autocratic, totalitarian, scolds & do-gooder hypocrites.

Looking for any reason to be offended solely for the opportunity to performance art their being offended and take on the role of victimhood or, as in this case, victim by proxy.

Because with great victimhood comes great power.

We are being ruled over by manipulative Drama Queens and their cuck gangs of enablers.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 16, 2024 03:02 PM (6ydKt)

201 Do you all remember what did in clinton's ugly wife in 2016?


Monica?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 03:02 PM (Mud1j)

202 The Secret Service is providing Kimberly Cheatle ... a security detail

Uh-oh, that's not good. Does she have information that will lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton?

Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2024 03:02 PM (9SBJU)

203 Hroh-bear?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 16, 2024 02:51 PM (fs1hN)

Hah!

My last name. It's only two syllables but it has one of these "ñ" and then people have no freakin' idea what to do. Accent marks frighten 'em. :B

Posted by: Robert at August 16, 2024 03:02 PM (1Yy3c)

204
by Monday, we're going to hear how whoreus harris is the "most qualified candidate in history," just like bill clinton's ugly wife was in 2016.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:02 PM (PtCPU)

205 Dyson's whole worldview is anti-white grievance horseshit. He's convinced he's owed something, in perpetuity; a white debt too enormous to ever be paid off. So he feels entitled to bitch about it forever, using it as the answer to every question in any context. As long as he clings to that premise, there's no point even talking to him.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 16, 2024 03:02 PM (DvCQ+)

206 They tried price controls on everything during/after the French revolution.

The government says you can't charge more than 3 Francs for a loaf of bread or whatever, but it costs the bakery 5 Francs for all the ingredients necessary to make that loaf of bread.

You'll never guess what happened! No bread, and people starved. Famine is almost always a political event, not anything to do with mother Nature.

Leftists might mean well, but they don't understand how things work. Here in this country they have long been wrecking energy production, whether nuclear, coal, gas, you name it. The cost of a BTU or Kilowatt affects the price of everything. Every. Thing.

This is the tragedy, when government tries to "help" people by destroying the purchasing power of the currency. Then they want to impose "price controls", that have never worked, and can't be made to work even under the point of a gun.

There should be a "Horrors Of Collectivism" testimony before congress from every country that has tried all this stupid shit, maybe once a year. Make it a fucking holiday, whatever it takes. Everyone who has immigrated from shithole countries, and it's my understanding we have some ....

Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2024 03:03 PM (b9oRn)

207 Same here. When asked for my last name at a restaurant or waiting in line I always give a generic Smith. Though now they usually just take your first name. I also change that up a bit .

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 02:54 PM (B1dzx)
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Yeah, I have that problem too.

Posted by: Harry Balzac at August 16, 2024 03:03 PM (slRS9)

208
Wait, is the $25K a loan or a gift?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:03 PM (PtCPU)

209 Oh I JayinAmes.

Why do you care.

You're obviously a douche.

Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty at August 16, 2024 03:03 PM (8XGtF)

210 Did Kamala bring her Venn diagrams to show how communism works?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 16, 2024 03:03 PM (Iusta)

211 Walz got educated under the CGI Bill
Posted by: ...
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Well played, ...

Posted by: scampydog at August 16, 2024 03:03 PM (2bFN5)

212 And 14,000 CGI attendees.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 02:57 PM (Mud1j)

Walz got educated under the CGI Bill
Posted by: ... at August 16, 2024 02:59 PM (JrF6z)

Walz crossed the Delaware with Washington to get the CGI bill passed.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2024 03:04 PM (dGCAG)

213 I really wish all Republicans would stop going to CNN. You're not going to get a fair shake, so why walk into an obvious trap? Are politicians that starved for attention?

Posted by: Blago at August 16, 2024 03:04 PM (wMRY8)

214 144 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2024 02:50 PM (KbCG3)

Same here. When asked for my last name at a restaurant or waiting in line I always give a generic Smith. Though now they usually just take your first name. I also change that up a bit .

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 02:54 PM (B1dzx)

I have a pretty unique first name so that always gets questioned, too.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2024 03:04 PM (KbCG3)

215 Now that I know that it irritates liberal race baiters I'm never going to say her name the same way twice. She's really not important enough for me to learn the correct way to pronounce her name.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 16, 2024 03:04 PM (CmlIW)

216
Wait, wouldn't that just, you know, fiuckingINCREASE the price of houses by, you know, TwentyfuckingFivefucking dollars??

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:04 PM (PtCPU)

217 Dyson sucks!!

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 03:04 PM (i0CiB)

218 I'm kind of surprised both candidates are taking time to visit NC.

No one else seems to treat it like a swing state.

Maybe they're seeing it closer in the internals, but those leaked Dems showed Trump up by about 10.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I don't think it's NC per se, but the location of the media market. I think NC gets VA as well. But yes, it seems strange to see her campaign there. Also strange that she'd be pandering to Nevada voters. When was the last time a Dum lost Nevada?

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 16, 2024 03:04 PM (iFTx/)

219 Nancy Mace will come.

Posted by: Steiner at August 16, 2024 03:04 PM (aD39U)

220 184 97 Posted by: Altaria Pilgram

The home buyer giveaway is even worse. “First generation” buyers get the biggest handouts. So, all those recent arrivals will be provided a house.
Posted by: EveR

Exactly. I have seen data in some of the agricultural areas of CA where the per capita income is around $25K but with homeownership in the 70% range where homes cost $300K or so. Odds on these are owned by illegals working for cash and pooling resources. Pretty sure this fucks over actually US citizens by decreasing the supply and driving up prices.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at August 16, 2024 03:05 PM (LrWnf)

221 There should be a "Horrors Of Collectivism" testimony before congress from every country that has tried all this stupid shit, maybe once a year.



There should be a Horrors Of Collectivism Hall where all the heads are displayed.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 03:05 PM (Mud1j)

222 108 people in attendance at Kamala's event in North Carolina.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

She made it to triple digits!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 16, 2024 03:05 PM (L/fGl)

223 I heard rather than saw the missile, just now HUGE sonic boom.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 16, 2024 03:05 PM (CmlIW)

224 188 Now they've gone all law and order.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 16, 2024 03:01 PM (L/fGl)

Gotta be right with Justice when the Trump jailing order comes.

Posted by: Auspex at August 16, 2024 03:05 PM (j4U/Z)

225 Kum-Allah??

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 16, 2024 03:05 PM (i0CiB)

226 Well, I didn't get the job I interviewed for on Wednesday.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2024 02:58 PM (v6JzV)

Bummer.

Well...that place was full of gaywad communists anyway. Probably.

Posted by: Robert at August 16, 2024 03:05 PM (1Yy3c)

227 I'll tell you: They underestimated how much people hated bill clinton's cunt of a wife.

Fake News gaslighted about how great and liked she was, but she wasn't.

Seem familiar?
Posted by: Soothsayer
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And Michelle Obama is the most beautiful woman ever.

It was like constant dare for anyone to say any different.

Posted by: Blago at August 16, 2024 03:05 PM (wMRY8)

228 Did Kamala take any questions today?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2024 03:05 PM (63Dwl)

229 208
Wait, is the $25K a loan or a gift?
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:03 PM (PtCPU)

A gift in exchange for a vote.

Posted by: jwest at August 16, 2024 03:05 PM (VP9ao)

230 A CNN anchor said Kamala may "have a hard time" getting her $25,000 bribe to first time home buyers passed into law. Maybe Trump should see her $25K and raise it to $50K.

Posted by: jwest at August 16, 2024 03:01 PM (VP9ao)
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Make it 50,000 pesos.

Posted by: Harry Balzac at August 16, 2024 03:05 PM (slRS9)

231 Nancy Mace Says Kamala's Name "Wrong,"
......

"Ding-Dong" is not correct pronunciation?

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2024 03:06 PM (v0R5T)

232 I really wish all Republicans would stop going to CNN. You're not going to get a fair shake, so why walk into an obvious trap? Are politicians that starved for attention?
Posted by: Blago


It depends on how quick on their feet they are and if they're eager to verbally beat them into the dirt.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 16, 2024 03:06 PM (IG4Id)

233 Nancy Mace should have told them all, "You people are the racists!" and walked out. She spoke up for herself -- but you couldn't hear her because the "professor" (of what? Black Studies?) was practically shouting at her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2024 03:06 PM (J2vNu)

234
I really wish all Republicans would stop going to CNN. You're not going to get a fair shake, so why walk into an obvious trap? Are politicians that starved for attention?
Posted by: Blago


Mace just help expose CNN (again) as deranged gaslighting lunatics. It was a good appearance for us.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:06 PM (PtCPU)

235 218 I don't think it's NC per se, but the location of the media market. I think NC gets VA as well. But yes, it seems strange to see her campaign there. Also strange that she'd be pandering to Nevada voters. When was the last time a Dum lost Nevada?
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 16, 2024 03:04 PM (iFTx/)

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Using Charlotte and environs to get Southwestern VA is...possible, but I think it has more to do with NC itself.

Perhaps pro-forma stuff at this point. I don't want to fall back onto polls (spit), but no one is calling NC as close.

I'd believe it being about the governor's race more than the presidential race before thinking it was about VA.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 16, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

236 When I am ordering take out I often use my nic, Pug, because my meat space name is very common. there could be several dudes with the same name who also placed take out order.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Icky Weirdo at August 16, 2024 03:06 PM (xPJvm)

237 And Michelle Obama is the most beautiful woman ever.
________________

They polled Harambe.

Posted by: Harry Balzac at August 16, 2024 03:06 PM (slRS9)

238 @62 Speaking of Nancy Mace, have any bikini pics of her been posted yet?

This Citadel-grad surfer is nonplussed that you hadn't asked before.

https://tinyurl.com/4vd7mjzn

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 16, 2024 03:06 PM (zdLoL)

239 Leftists might mean well
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They 100% do not mean well

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2024 03:06 PM (JrF6z)

240 "Kamala" in Finnish means....

You won't believe me, so check for yourself.

[Hat Tip: dhmosquito]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 16, 2024 03:00 PM (d9fT1)
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Holy shit! So ... it's like surstromming then?

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 16, 2024 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

241 222 108 people in attendance at Kamala's event in North Carolina.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

She made it to triple digits!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 16, 2024 03:05 PM (L/fGl)

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Did she answer all the questions?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 16, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

242 >>> 132 YOU'VE GOT TO LET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET EVENTUALLY, BUSTER!
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It is amazing how DOCTOR Jill Biden has completely and utterly disappeared.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 16, 2024 02:54 PM (uxCna)

Has anyone seen her since the Olympics? Perhaps she went swimming in the Seine?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2024 03:06 PM (FnneF)

243 https://www.youtube.com/live/7WVENEaFvvw
Posted by: Ciampino - too many launches?

Thank you for posting link - caught it just in time! Beautiful.

Posted by: Cheri at August 16, 2024 03:06 PM (oiNtH)

244 Kumbaya Harris

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2024 03:07 PM (v6JzV)

245
Launch in 6 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/live/7WVENEaFvvw
Posted by: Ciampino - too many launches? #02


Thank you for that. Space X is a marvel!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 16, 2024 03:07 PM (xG4kz)

246 Wait, wouldn't that just, you know, fiuckingINCREASE the price of houses by, you know, TwentyfuckingFivefucking dollars??

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:04 PM (PtCPU)

Correct.

Posted by: Robert at August 16, 2024 03:07 PM (1Yy3c)

247 The Secret Service is providing Kimberly Cheatle ... a security detail
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Uh-oh, that's not good. Does she have information that will lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton?
Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2024 03:02 PM (9SBJU)

Tim Dillon has a whole rant about how she's seen things, she knows things, and there's no way they can allow her to live.

They'll show up at her house one day, and she will be expecting them. In some ways, she'll welcome them. It's how her kind always end up.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2024 03:07 PM (dGCAG)

248 Maybe if Kamara ate a White Man's Taco on Tee Vee she would pickup some support among Hispanics and Lesbians?

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 16, 2024 03:07 PM (FmapG)

249 If she'd just spell her name 'Commala,' everybody would pronounce it the 'correct' way.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 16, 2024 03:07 PM (DvCQ+)

250 I grew up where Herbert is pronounced A-Bear.

And now live where Bexar is pronounced Bear.

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 03:07 PM (B1dzx)

251 We need 4chan to push the idea that it's sexist to be referring to Harris by her first name, because there is more gravitas in referring to a man's last name, and we are denying her that respect.

And the beauty of that would be that 50% of Dem voters will suddenly be confused about who this new Harris candidate is. Sounds like they put a man back on the ticket. All her name recognition centers around her first name.

Posted by: Alan Bloom at August 16, 2024 03:07 PM (rAsBA)

252 Despite all of his faults, we can agree that Newt Gingrich is a master of kicking the snot out of reporters. If a pol is that level of combat effective, then they should go on CNN. If not, well, then don't.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 16, 2024 03:08 PM (IG4Id)

253 216
Wait, wouldn't that just, you know, fiuckingINCREASE the price of houses by, you know, TwentyfuckingFivefucking dollars??

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:04 PM (PtCPU)

"Now why would you think handing out federally guaranteed loans would raise the cost of something?" -- America's institutes of higher learning

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2024 03:08 PM (KbCG3)

254 210 Did Kamala bring her Venn diagrams to show how communism works?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 16, 2024 03:

I read that as Venn Diaphragm and wondered why she would need birth control.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 16, 2024 03:08 PM (e1ILC)

255
When asked for my last name at a restaurant or waiting in line I always give a generic Smith.

Table for Mister Generic!

Posted by: Apple bees at August 16, 2024 03:08 PM (63Dwl)

256 I'd believe it being about the governor's race more than the presidential race before thinking it was about VA.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 16, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)
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Possible . . . but what governor -- especially one in a reddish state -- wants that toxic tart anywhere near them??

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 16, 2024 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

257 It depends on how quick on their feet they are and if they're eager to verbally beat them into the dirt.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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It just seems to me the "best case" for a Republican is they just get into a screaming match with some activist pretending to be a journalist.

It just give the network too much credibility if Republicans seem willing to participate that it's a credible news outlet.

Posted by: Blago at August 16, 2024 03:08 PM (wMRY8)

258 Maybe they're seeing it closer in the internals, but those leaked Dems showed Trump up by about 10.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Trump isn't going to make the same mistake Hillary did, go figure

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2024 03:08 PM (JrF6z)

259
I axe you this: If harris is "ahead" in the polls, and harris is so popular, and the base is so "excited," and harris is going to turn Texas blue, would Fake News really be pretending to freak out over her name??

These people are Desperate.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:09 PM (PtCPU)

260 "Kamala" in Finnish means....

You won't believe me, so check for yourself.

[Hat Tip: dhmosquito]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


That's horrible. Ghastly. Awful even!

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 03:09 PM (Mud1j)

261
Mispronunciation? Sometimes our tongues don't work right, unlike, say, Kumala...

Posted by: Hungarian Gent at August 16, 2024 03:09 PM (vD+o9)

262 Anytime the government tries to make something affordable, it will skyrocket in price.

Look at student loans.

Posted by: Blago at August 16, 2024 03:09 PM (wMRY8)

263 256 Possible . . . but what governor -- especially one in a reddish state -- wants that toxic tart anywhere near them??
Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 16, 2024 03:08 PM (iFTx/)

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Good question. I doubt Stein is anywhere near her events.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 16, 2024 03:09 PM (GBKbO)

264 Wait, is the $25K a loan or a gift?

Posted by: Soothsayer



It is a gift from you to an illegal.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 16, 2024 03:09 PM (lTGtQ)

265 Meagher county, Montana is pronounced "Marr." Named after Thomas Meagher, noted Irishman, first territorial governor of Montana. He led a very interesting life.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Icky Weirdo at August 16, 2024 03:09 PM (xPJvm)

266 people in attendance at Kamala's event in North Carolina.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

She made it to triple digits!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 16, 2024 03:05 PM (L/fGl)

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Did she answer all the questions?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 16, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)
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Well, she did answer "same as in town" but I don't think most people there understood what she was saying.

Oh, and of that 108 people, how many were "reporters"? 50?

Posted by: Doctor Elric Blade, Esq. at August 16, 2024 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

267 The people who insist on calling Trump “Drumpf” and other schoolyard taunts are made.

Lolgf. Alinsky #4 mo’fos!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 16, 2024 03:09 PM (Hkcdp)

268 234
I really wish all Republicans would stop going to CNN. You're not going to get a fair shake, so why walk into an obvious trap? Are politicians that starved for attention?
Posted by: Blago

I think it's great when republicans go on CNN, as long as they treat the anchors there just like Trump and Vance. When they ask a loaded question, call them out as liars and propagandists. Calmly explain to the low-information viewers what the truth is. It plays well.

Posted by: jwest at August 16, 2024 03:10 PM (VP9ao)

269 The US housing supply is down due to illegal immigrants already. They are squeezing out American citizens for both houses and apartments. It has driven up prices and decreased inventory. The $25 k is a structured giveaway to illegal immigrants that Democrats want to provide a pathway to citizenship. The same illegal immigrants and families they want on Medicare. The same ones stealing healthcare resources from American families. The same ones they are putting into social security. The same ones committing crimes in your communities. The same ones overcrowding your schools and stealing resources from your children

Posted by: Marcus T at August 16, 2024 03:10 PM (Iusta)

270 258 Maybe they're seeing it closer in the internals, but those leaked Dems showed Trump up by about 10.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Trump isn't going to make the same mistake Hillary did, go figure
Posted by: ... at August 16, 2024 03:08 PM (JrF6z)

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And that makes the most sense.

Show up a couple of times. Get a few thousand new emails and potential volunteers. Secure victory.

We'll see where they're visiting in October.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 16, 2024 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

271 It is amazing how DOCTOR Jill Biden has completely and utterly disappeared.

She was on the August cover of Vogue magazine, and now she is an unperson.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 16, 2024 03:10 PM (uxCna)

272 It's a great line in a great movie, probably Tarantino's best.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 16, 2024 02:51 PM

WLNSSEODQY.
Posted by: Winston Wolfe

And they make such a BIG DEAL out of Shakespeare!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 16, 2024 03:10 PM (L/fGl)

273 Has anyone seen her since the Olympics? Perhaps she went swimming in the Seine?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 16, 2024 03:06 PM (FnneF)

I'm gonna say they know they can keep Joe quiet, he'll keep his mouth shut because he's used to being told what to do.

But Jill is a bitch, she's mouthy, she doesn't really know her place. They've got her locked up, they're pumping her full of whatever drugs they must, to keep her from speaking.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2024 03:10 PM (dGCAG)

274 259
I axe you this: If harris is "ahead" in the polls, and harris is so popular, and the base is so "excited," and harris is going to turn Texas blue, would Fake News really be pretending to freak out over her name??

These people are Desperate.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:09 PM (PtCPU)

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They freaked out about a nobody wearing an Obama mask at a rodeo...while he was president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 16, 2024 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

275 When asked for my last name at a restaurant or waiting in line I always give a generic Smith.

Table for Mister Generic!
Posted by: Apple bees


Always give the name Donner.

"We have a table ready for the Donner party".

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 03:10 PM (Mud1j)

276 How about "Dingbat"?

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2024 03:10 PM (v0R5T)

277 Plus blowing up the federal debt further by giving away $25K to "first time homeowners."
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It's billed as "up to $25k". Which I take to mean my kids will get much closer to $0 rather than $25k because "Equity".

Of course the real benificiaries will be the sellers not the buyers as home prices will go up. It will probably benefit the most the investment companies that have been gobbling up single family homes in the last couple years. Good job, Harris.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 16, 2024 03:11 PM (fs1hN)

278 when I order pizza I identify as Dave

Posted by: Don Black at August 16, 2024 03:11 PM (/7KEl)

279 I was working with a staffing agency, and got the news from them. The staffing agency didn't mention a reason.

Probably because I'm an older white guy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16

Bulg, you need to ask them to find out why and get the feedback. Let them know you want it to improve for the next opportunity. Use those words. If it is an age thing, they need to scramble. But you don’t sound bitter or like you are about to sue the snot out of them, either.

If it’s not, maybe you actually learn something you can use. The other thing it does, should their chosen candidate not pan out, and that does happen, they will remember you as open to feedback.

Posted by: Piper at August 16, 2024 03:11 PM (p4NUW)

280 I cannot wait for Nov 6, when Kumlala disappears from the national stage

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 16, 2024 03:12 PM (MYLTN)

281
There is a lot of enthusiasm for Trump around these parts. Lots of flags, lawn signs, etc.

I haven't seen one Harris sign.
Posted by: mpfs, Jooish Spy Dolphin reporting for duty


Any "Harris / Awol 2024" signs?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 16, 2024 03:12 PM (xG4kz)

282 Of course the real benificiaries will be the sellers not the buyers as home prices will go up. It will probably benefit the most the investment companies that have been gobbling up single family homes in the last couple years. Good job, Harris.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 16, 2024 03:11 PM (fs1hN)

Not to mention the banks, who will likely end up owning this real estate without having to shell out that initial $25K.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2024 03:12 PM (KbCG3)

283 If you passed a law forbidding private equity from investing in single-family rentals, you'd probably fix housing overnight.

Posted by: Blago at August 16, 2024 03:12 PM (wMRY8)

284 Always give the name Donner.

"We have a table ready for the Donner party".
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 03:10 PM (Mud1j)

Once or twice I’ve given the last name Helava.

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 03:12 PM (B1dzx)

285
It's billed as "up to $25k". Which I take to mean my kids will get much closer to $0 rather than $25k because "Equity".

Posted by: Chuck Martel


Exactly. Just like their racist student loan "forgiveness" was really only for their base of voters: teachers, fags, etc.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:13 PM (PtCPU)

286 The black guy on Barney Miller was a better Harris as Harrises go.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 16, 2024 03:13 PM (e1ILC)

287 Donner Party, table for six! Err five! Four!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2024 03:13 PM (aD39U)

288 Meagher county, Montana is pronounced "Marr." Named after Thomas Meagher, noted Irishman, first territorial governor of Montana. He led a very interesting life.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Icky Weirdo at August 16, 2024 03:09 PM (xPJvm)

Does he have a podcast? Does he have a million followers on Instagram? How can you say someone has lived an interesting life, when he doesn't have a million followers on Instagram?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2024 03:13 PM (dGCAG)

289 I think GA is going to go very heavily for Trump. Not double digits, but maybe 8-9%.

The GA elections board is forcing through changes that should prevent 1.7 million ballots without images happening again.

And the GOPe will refuse to learn any lessons from it.

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Learning lessons? Kemp and Raffensberger (sic, but who cares) are positively livid about it.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at August 16, 2024 03:13 PM (vAFOi)

290 Will the $25K be taxed as income?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2024 03:13 PM (63Dwl)

291 284 Always give the name Donner.

"We have a table ready for the Donner party".
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 03:10 PM (Mud1j)

Once or twice I’ve given the last name Helava.
Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 03:12 PM (B1dzx)

A fun thing that always works:

When asked to spell your name, give the spelling and then end with M-O-U-S-E.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2024 03:13 PM (KbCG3)

292 Nancy Mace Says Kamala's Name "Wrong,"

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How many ways are there to pronounce "Whore?"

Posted by: ShainS -- If you like socialized healthcare, you'll love socialized food! at August 16, 2024 03:14 PM (f454y)

293 The black guy on Barney Miller was a better Harris as Harrises go.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 16, 2024 03:13 PM (e1ILC)



Dude dressed well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

294 you passed a law forbidding private equity from investing in single-family rentals, you'd probably fix housing overnight.

Posted by: Blago at August 16, 2024 03:12 PM (wMRY

That and getting rid of rent control.

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 03:14 PM (B1dzx)

295 Always give the name Donner.

"We have a table ready for the Donner party".
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 03:10 PM (Mud1j)
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"Donner, party of eight!"

"...party of seven!"

"...party of six!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 16, 2024 03:14 PM (VdhcA)

296 Kumalot...still my favorite

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 16, 2024 03:14 PM (pXeye)

297 If you are in business, and want to stay in business, you have to raise prices to reflect the current replacement cost for the product, even for product already on shelf, or in the tank, or whatever. That's not "anticipatory pricing" afaik. They aren't gouging, they are trying to stay afloat while the genuine, no-shit wreckers and hoarders are in government.

We as a society ask no special qualifications, no background checks, no technical hurdles to run for office. Just get elected, and Bob's Yer Uncle. The "Technocratic Elite" notions are, on balance, perhaps a tad worse. And then, the Media, and Academia. At least CNN isn't pushing price controls.

WHERE did Harris get her pseudo-intellectual financial acumen from, exactly? That might be illustrative. Make this a Teachable Moment. For the electorate, for America, and the rest of the world too. Because stupid harmful policies to "help" people are just about played out.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2024 03:14 PM (b9oRn)

298 I'm kind of surprised both candidates are taking time to visit NC.
---
Moves are not always counter-moves, they may be feigns to hide the true state of the race.
Don't read too much into "visited __ state."

I honestly don't know how much it matters as we're so digital now.

But, I will say this, I think the type of voters Trump needs to overcome the cheat, the hidden voters the Dems don't know exist, are swayed by exciting rallies in their state.
While Dems just need proof of life (or less).

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2024 03:14 PM (7oyRZ)

299 289 Learning lessons? Kemp and Raffensberger (sic, but who cares) are positively livid about it.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at August 16, 2024 03:13 PM (vAFOi)

=======

As they should be because they're both corrupt shitheels.

I was mostly inferring the rest of the state-level GOP apparatuses.

Some backbenchers will learn of the changes in, say, Kansas, and try to implement them, but the bill will die without being read three times, or whatever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, reminiscing about lost times with Orson Welles at August 16, 2024 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

300 How many ways are there to pronounce "Whore?"
Posted by: ShainS -- If you like socialized healthcare, you'll love socialized food! at August 16, 2024 03:14 PM (f454y)



I prefer Hoor.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 16, 2024 03:14 PM (aD39U)

301 "I was working with a staffing agency, and got the news from them. The staffing agency didn't mention a reason."

They never do. If you ask why, they'll just lie, or get indignant and pissy. Hey, at least they called you with the bad news. Most of the time, radio silence.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 16, 2024 03:14 PM (DvCQ+)

302 The black guy on Barney Miller was a better Harris as Harrises go.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 16, 2024 03:13 PM (e1ILC)


Dude dressed well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)
----------
Also was Shepherd Book on "Firefly."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 16, 2024 03:15 PM (VdhcA)

303 This guy has changed his mind about monkey pox, y'all.

LMFAO!

https://tinyurl.com/96e9yj2r

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 16, 2024 03:15 PM (w6EFb)

304 I cannot wait for Nov 6, when Kumlala disappears from the national stage
Posted by: Huck Follywood


Pasty, amped and ready.

Posted by: Gavin Newsollini at August 16, 2024 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

305 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 16, 2024 03:13 PM (KbCG3)

Hah. Singing it of course.

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 03:15 PM (B1dzx)

306 Same here. When asked for my last name at a restaurant or waiting in line I always give a generic Smith. Though now they usually just take your first name. I also change that up a bit .
Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 02:54 PM (B1dzx)

Donner....

some times the old jokes are best...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 16, 2024 03:15 PM (v6XNT)

307 Will the $25K be taxed as income?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr



To you? Yes.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 16, 2024 03:15 PM (lTGtQ)

308 Here’s an idea. How about we lower rates, by lowering inflation through spending cuts, kicking out the illegal immigrants and lowering taxes.

All of a sudden, people have more disposable income because things cost less, they can afford a house because rates are lower and they have more money in their pocket, and they don’t have to compete with illegals for jobs or housing.

I mean, if we’re just spitballing.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 16, 2024 03:15 PM (Iusta)

309 when I order pizza I identify as Dave
Posted by: Don Black



"I'm sorry. I can't do that Dave".

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 03:15 PM (Mud1j)

310 Who does any Republican go on CNN? Or any of the other alphabets. It’s always 1 vs 8 scenario.

Posted by: Makes no sense at August 16, 2024 03:16 PM (3LdmM)

311 Posted by: Piper at August 16, 2024 03:11 PM (p4NUW)

Thanks, Piper. I just sent an inquiry to my contact at the staffing agency.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2024 03:16 PM (v6JzV)

312 290 Will the $25K be taxed as income?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2024 03:13 PM (63Dwl)

They only thought this up about 20 minutes before the speech, so it might be a few days to get all the financial details straight.

Posted by: jwest at August 16, 2024 03:16 PM (VP9ao)

313 Because stupid harmful policies to "help" people are just about played out.
--------------
But they do spread the money around in the hood. Blue Shitholes can no longer live off a state taxpayers. They've gone national a long, long time ago.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 16, 2024 03:16 PM (FmapG)

314 I cannot wait for Nov 6, when Kumlala disappears from the national stage
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 16, 2024 03:12 PM (MYLTN)

I know it won't happen, but my fantasy is there's a revolt at the convention, and the delegates reject her and General Colonel Captain Command Sgt. Major Tampon Timmy.

Hell, maybe they'll nominate Bernie. Or Alzheimer Joe.

A boy can dream, can't he?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2024 03:16 PM (dGCAG)

315 How many ways are there to pronounce "Whore?"
Posted by: ShainS -- If you like socialized healthcare, you'll love socialized food!
......

How many languages are there on earth anyway?

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2024 03:16 PM (v0R5T)

316 I mean, holy shit. Inflation is destroying our country because Democrats are spending too much. So what’s the first thing they propose? Spending more money on handouts.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 16, 2024 03:16 PM (Iusta)

317 I wonder how much the American Homebuilders Association is kicking in to congressional re-election campaigns.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 16, 2024 03:16 PM (lTGtQ)

318 Will the $25K be taxed as income?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2024 03:13 PM (63Dwl)



Only if your voting history includes any Republican.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2024 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

319 It's annoying how the media is trying to turn that annoying cackle into a sign of joy.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 16, 2024 03:17 PM (e1ILC)

320 Like Ralph Ciferrto: "Who-uhr"

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 16, 2024 03:17 PM (pXeye)

321 The black guy on Barney Miller was a better Harris as Harrises go.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 16, 2024 03:13 PM (e1ILC)


Dude dressed well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)
----------
Also was Shepherd Book on "Firefly."
Posted by: Captain Obvious


R. I. P. Ron Glass

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 03:17 PM (Mud1j)

322 I have to bathe my prarie dog then.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 02:46 PM (Mud1j)

Is that some kind of a euphemism? Like, "I bathed my prairie dog this morning, IYKWIM. I'll probably bathe it again tonight."

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 16, 2024 03:17 PM (VGRuw)

323 Will the $25K be taxed as income?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

You're funny.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at August 16, 2024 03:17 PM (LrWnf)

324 Bulg,
at this point you need to consider volunteering at the local high school to be a tutor. Or at the animal shelter. Or at your church for Sunday school. When you make yourself useful, you feel better about yourself.

or just get a job delivering pizzas. It's easier to get a job when you have a job.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified lunatic at August 16, 2024 03:17 PM (W2Pud)

325
R. I. P. Ron Glass
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 03:17 PM (Mud1j)



He died right after the election in 2016. Hollywood found out he was a closet conservative?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2024 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

326
Anyone remember all the fake "economic experts" who said the Trump Tax Cuts will cost $50 Bazillion dollars over 10 years?

What's the economic impact of all these stupid harris proposals?

Shirley giving away $25K to people to buy their first house (risky people, too) will have a significant impact on house prices, inflation, foreclosures, bank failures, and eventually employment, yes?

Where are the studies??

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:18 PM (PtCPU)

327 Is there a way to mispronounce Harris?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 16, 2024 03:18 PM (e1ILC)

328 OT: little sad racing news. Scott Bloomquist died in a plane crash today. He was a renown dirt track racer and pretty well respected by his peers.

https://shorturl.at/77frn

Goes to Speed Sport website.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 16, 2024 03:18 PM (sAmhv)

329 And the beauty of that would be that 50% of Dem voters will suddenly be confused about who this new Harris candidate is. Sounds like they put a man back on the ticket. All her name recognition centers around her first name.
Posted by: Alan Bloom

It's our 23rd President Benjamin Harris back from the dead!!

Posted by: Cheri at August 16, 2024 03:18 PM (oiNtH)

330 "I'm afraid we're out of pepperoni, Dave." 🔴

Posted by: Don Black at August 16, 2024 03:18 PM (/7KEl)

331 "or just get a job delivering pizzas."

If you do, carry a gun.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 16, 2024 03:18 PM (DvCQ+)

332 319 It's annoying how the media is trying to turn that annoying cackle into a sign of joy.
____

I always thought it was a sign she was high.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 16, 2024 03:19 PM (fs1hN)

333 When you have to poop really bad, the turd is said to be "prairie doggin'"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2024 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

334 The black guy on Barney Miller was a better Harris as Harrises go.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 16, 2024 03:13 PM (e1ILC)


Dude dressed well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)
----------
Also was Shepherd Book on "Firefly."
Posted by: Captain Obvious


R. I. P. Ron Glass
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 03:17 PM (Mud1j)

Is it racist that I get Tim Reid and Ron Glass mixed up sometimes?

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 03:19 PM (B1dzx)

335 Shirley giving away $25K to people to buy their first house (risky people, too) will have a significant impact on house prices, inflation, foreclosures, bank failures, and eventually employment, yes?

Where are the studies??
Posted by: Soothsayer

Right here in the comments.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at August 16, 2024 03:19 PM (LrWnf)

336 Kamala says everyone's name wrong, what of it??

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2024 03:19 PM (V13WU)

337 Is that some kind of a euphemism? Like, "I bathed my prairie dog this morning, IYKWIM. I'll probably bathe it again tonight."
Posted by: Bacon Jeff


Actually, no. LOL. Used to have one. Way back in another life when I was rehabbing wildlife. I miss him.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 16, 2024 03:20 PM (Mud1j)

338 pronounced 'her ass'

Posted by: Don Black at August 16, 2024 03:20 PM (/7KEl)

339 I axe you this: If harris is "ahead" in the polls, and harris is so popular, and the base is so "excited," and harris is going to turn Texas blue, would Fake News really be pretending to freak out over her name??

These people are Desperate.
---
If you want proof that not even the Dems believe Kamala is ahead, look at the morning thread DU dispatch.

They were bitching about the corporate media (as all corporations are right-wing) manufacturing a "close race" narrative for ratings.
Sure, their complaint pretends that it's Kamala is really a billion points ahead. And the honest polls would show that.

But, why would you care about "fake" polling if your candidate was really, actually ahead? And you really, honestly believed she was ahead?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 16, 2024 03:20 PM (7oyRZ)

340 327 Is there a way to mispronounce Harris?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 16, 2024 03:18 PM (e1ILC)

Whore-ris

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 03:20 PM (B1dzx)

341 Is there a way to mispronounce Harris?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is
.....

Hairy ass

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2024 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

342 333 When you have to poop really bad, the turd is said to be "prairie doggin'"
---------------
The Kracken rises.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 16, 2024 03:21 PM (FmapG)

343 219 Nancy Mace will come.
Posted by: Steiner at August 16, 2024 03:04 PM (aD39U)

Not if there's a prayer breakfast...

Posted by: Inogame at August 16, 2024 03:21 PM (53oGX)

344 It’s like the whack a mole carnival game.

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 03:21 PM (B1dzx)

345 327 Is there a way to mispronounce Harris?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 16, 2024 03:18 PM (e1ILC)

Fairess, Harrison

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 16, 2024 03:22 PM (CmlIW)

346 Shirley giving away $25K to people to buy their first house (risky people, too) will have a significant impact on house prices, inflation, foreclosures, bank failures, and eventually employment, yes?

Where are the studies??

Posted by: Soothsayer


Any news source from 2008.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 16, 2024 03:22 PM (lTGtQ)

347 Bulg,
at this point you need to consider volunteering at the local high school to be a tutor. Or at the animal shelter. Or at your church for Sunday school. When you make yourself useful, you feel better about yourself.

or just get a job delivering pizzas. It's easier to get a job when you have a job.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Actually, next weekend a start a volunteer gig as a docent at a local historic site.

And I am applying for part-time tutoring gigs as well, and other part-tme stuff.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2024 03:22 PM (v6JzV)

348 If Democrats want to reduce inflation, they should repeal the "Inflation Reduction Act", allow drilling, mining and pipelines, and reduce regulatory burden all across the economy.

Piece of cake.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 16, 2024 03:22 PM (VM/Eb)

349 cannot wait for Nov 6, when Kumlala disappears from the national stage

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 16, 2024 03:22 PM (yrYXr)

350 I occasionally watch a YouTube channel wherein a guy does fart pranks. He will talk about prairie doggin.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 16, 2024 03:23 PM (e1ILC)

351 Because stupid harmful policies to "help" people are just about played out.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 16, 2024 03:14 PM (b9oRn)
_______________

Bottom line: the government shouldn't "help" anybody. Just enforce the basic laws, and keep the playing field level.

That's it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 16, 2024 03:23 PM (slRS9)

352 This Harris / Walz campaign has turned into the biggest joke in political history.

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2024 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

353 Did she pronounce it the black way or the Indian way?

Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2024 03:23 PM (+9G3c)

354 348 If Democrats want to reduce inflation, they should repeal the "Inflation Reduction Act", allow drilling, mining and pipelines, and reduce regulatory burden all across the economy.

Piece of cake.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 16, 2024 03:22 PM (VM/Eb)

At least two slices.

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 03:23 PM (B1dzx)

355
YGTBFKM

You've got to be fucking kidding me:

The New York Mets baseball team decided it was a good idea to have that stupid "hawk tuah" girl throw out a ceremonious "first pitch" at one of their games.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:23 PM (PtCPU)

356 Supposedly KA-ma-la (you racists!) will be speaking at 2:45 Eastern.

--------------

All these creepy media photos of her remind me of DogEater in a wig and dress. Exactly how they marketed the Chocolate Magic Negro Dark-Bringer.

Old & Busted: The Fundamental Transformation of America.
New Hotness:The Fundamental Transtarvation of America.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 16, 2024 03:24 PM (xF5Lb)

357 Batten down the hatches!

Politico Reports Harris Would 'Supercharge' Biden Era Policies That Only Worsened Problems

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 16, 2024 03:24 PM (L/fGl)

358
How are we not living Idiocracy?!?!

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:24 PM (PtCPU)

359 years?

What's the economic impact of all these stupid harris proposals?

Shirley giving away $25K to people to buy their first house (risky people, too) will have a significant impact on house prices, inflation, foreclosures, bank failures, and eventually employment, yes?

Where are the studies??
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:18 PM

No one ever answers why their program failed, they say since they have good intentions and claim it would have been worse without the intervention. Lies.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 16, 2024 03:24 PM (CmlIW)

360 Does Kamara know how to make a blueberry slushee?

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 16, 2024 03:24 PM (FmapG)

361 My last name is very straightforward, pronounced exactly as it is spelled. I would have to be with you in person to give a rundown on all the ways that people seem to be baffled by it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 16, 2024 03:25 PM (VdhcA)

362 The New York Mets baseball team decided it was a good idea to have that stupid "hawk tuah" girl throw out a ceremonious "first pitch" at one of their games.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:23 PM (PtCPU)

Well, to be fair:

Hawk Tuah Girl >>> Mr. Met

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at August 16, 2024 03:25 PM (LxER7)

363 Is it racist that I get Tim Reid and Ron Glass mixed up sometimes?
Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 03:19 PM (B1dzx)
=====================
Nah, I get Tim Walz and Jeffry Dahmer mixed up all the time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 16, 2024 03:25 PM (VM/Eb)

364 cannot wait for Nov 6, when Kumlala disappears from the national stage

At least she'll be remembered. Tim Walz will be a Final Jeopardy stumper question.

Posted by: t-bird at August 16, 2024 03:25 PM (+9G3c)

365 cannot wait for Nov 6, when Kumlala disappears from the national stage

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 16, 2024 03:22 PM (yrYXr)
________________

Kamala will see to that, too!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 16, 2024 03:25 PM (slRS9)

366 I pronounce Kamala as Ku-nt-MA-la.
Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 02:44 PM (B1dzx)

"Pamala" is Jamaican slang for "punt".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2024 03:25 PM (3Hwb5)

367 YGTBFKM

You've got to be fucking kidding me:

The New York Mets baseball team decided it was a good idea to have that stupid "hawk tuah" girl throw out a ceremonious "first pitch" at one of their games.
Posted by: Soothsayer
......

Spitball.

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2024 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

368 327 Is there a way to mispronounce Harris?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 16, 2024 03:18 PM (e1ILC)

Pronounce the Rs like Ws (like Kripke on Big Bang Theory), then, then accuse everyone of being able-ist for mocking your disability if they try to correct you.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 16, 2024 03:25 PM (VGRuw)

369 Hell, maybe they'll nominate Bernie. Or Alzheimer Joe.

A boy can dream, can't he?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2024 03:16 PM (dGCAG)

A 'health crisis' forces Ms/Slattern Harris-Emhoff to withdraw from the race.

Our Democracy's leaders come together in an open secret meeting in Chicago.

HILLARY!!!!

Posted by: Auspex at August 16, 2024 03:26 PM (j4U/Z)

370 Best week of the year for stocks. As Kamala widens her lead and becomes inevitable, investors rejoice.

Posted by: MAGA is weird at August 16, 2024 03:26 PM (PlINi)

371 >>> 369 Hell, maybe they'll nominate Bernie. Or Alzheimer Joe.

A boy can dream, can't he?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 16, 2024 03:16 PM (dGCAG)

A 'health crisis' forces Ms/Slattern Harris-Emhoff to withdraw from the race.

Our Democracy's leaders come together in an open secret meeting in Chicago.

HILLARY!!!!
Posted by: Auspex at August 16, 2024 03:26 PM (j4U/Z)

I'm ready!

Posted by: Hillary! at August 16, 2024 03:26 PM (FnneF)

372 "You are a white woman disrespecting a black woman"

And there it is, Whitey. You are now, de facto, a second-class citizen in your own former nation; and increasingly it'll be de jure. This is what happens when a people lose power to their enemies and the ethnic cleansing starts. They kept up the mask long enough to get lazy, weak Whites to give away their entire power structure because they were afraid of being called a scary word, and now they're about to use it for revenge on you.

"B-but I don't even care about race!"

It doesn't matter how YOU identify yourself: that's how these people see you, and at the end of the day the most salient identy you have is the one hung on you by your enemies who want you dead. White people will either wake the fuck up to this reality or be destroyed. People are not virtuous for pretending that race magically doesn't exist; they're just fucking fools.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at August 16, 2024 03:26 PM (0Uf+z)

373 The New York Mets baseball team decided it was a good idea to have that stupid "hawk tuah" girl throw out a ceremonious "first pitch" at one of their games.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:23 PM (PtCPU)


She's lasted as a "thing" far longer than I expected.

Meanwhile, gas pump guy is forlorn and forgotten.

Posted by: spindrift at August 16, 2024 03:26 PM (OguvZ)

374 Its being set up to have the debate turn into “why cant you say her name correctly Trump?”

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 16, 2024 03:26 PM (7PziG)

375 YGTBFKM

You've got to be fucking kidding me:

The New York Mets baseball team decided it was a good idea to have that stupid "hawk tuah" girl throw out a ceremonious "first pitch" at one of their games.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:23 PM (PtCPU)

-------------

Dignity Dies in Deviancy.

/Zombie Daniel Patrick Moynihan weeps in disgust ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 16, 2024 03:26 PM (xF5Lb)

376 Actually, next weekend a start a volunteer gig as a docent at a local historic site.

And I am applying for part-time tutoring gigs as well, and other part-tme stuff.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


That's AWESOME!
you never know who you will meet working as a docent.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified lunatic at August 16, 2024 03:26 PM (W2Pud)

377 My last name is very straightforward, pronounced exactly as it is spelled. I would have to be with you in person to give a rundown on all the ways that people seem to be baffled by it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
.......

Oblivious?

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2024 03:27 PM (v0R5T)

378 You feed an animal in a zoo for years and you create an animal that can no longer fend for itself in the wild. The government builds zoos like nobody’s business.

Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 03:27 PM (B1dzx)

379 Just call her "harris."

Fuck this "kamala" shit.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 02:46 PM (PtCPU)

Pronounced "whore-is".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2024 03:27 PM (3Hwb5)

380
The New York Mets baseball team decided it was a good idea to have that stupid "hawk tuah" girl throw out a ceremonious "first pitch" at one of their games.
Posted by: Soothsayer



This is so peak 2024.........

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2024 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

381 Kamala, government price controls don't work.

Zombies:

Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev

Posted by: Archer at August 16, 2024 03:27 PM (IDphi)

382 Politico Reports Harris Would 'Supercharge' Biden Era Policies That Only Worsened Problems

If we go faster, we'll break right thru this iceberg!

Posted by: Kaptain Kamala at August 16, 2024 03:27 PM (+9G3c)

383 I'm sure Kamala could be pronounced with an Indian accent.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 16, 2024 03:27 PM (e1ILC)

384 >When you have to poop really bad, the turd is said to be "prairie doggin'"
-----

turtle head pokin' out

Posted by: Don Black at August 16, 2024 03:28 PM (/7KEl)

385 238 "This Citadel-grad surfer is nonplussed that you hadn't asked before."

https://tinyurl.com/4vd7mjzn

Ok, I would rate "serviceable" - in a storm.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 16, 2024 03:28 PM (gfztU)

386 My late mother-in-law used to pronounce “Huckabee” as “Hucklebee.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2024 03:28 PM (v6JzV)

387 brown-capping

Posted by: Don Black at August 16, 2024 03:28 PM (/7KEl)

388 How did they announce her?

Play her video then roll her out or just announce "Ladies and gentlemen, throwing out tonight's ceremonial first pitch.......HAWK TUAH!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2024 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

389 Nah, I get Tim Walz and Jeffry Dahmer mixed up all the time.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Too bad Ed Asner is gone. He could play Walz in the movies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at August 16, 2024 03:28 PM (L/fGl)

390
I was watching a stream in which the women on the stream were genuinely shocked to find out that men aren't hawk tuah girl's fan base -- it's other stupid girls who elevated her to "influencer."

Men, in general, aren't impressed or infatuated with her, at all.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:28 PM (PtCPU)

391 brown-capping
Posted by: Don Black at August 16, 2024 03:28 PM (/7KEl)



Etch-a-sketching.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2024 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

392 My last name is very straightforward, pronounced exactly as it is spelled. I would have to be with you in person to give a rundown on all the ways that people seem to be baffled by it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 16, 2024 03:25 PM (VdhcA)
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Same here, with a classic two-syllable surname of the English yeomanry (kinda like "Johnson"). Which is often mispellt and occasionally mispronounced. Amazing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 16, 2024 03:29 PM (slRS9)

393 Touching cloth.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 16, 2024 03:29 PM (e1ILC)

394 Pronounce the Rs like Ws (like Kripke on Big Bang Theory), then, then accuse everyone of being able-ist for mocking your disability if they try to correct you.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 16, 2024 03:25 PM (VGRuw)
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Kripke: Siwi, can you wecommend a westauwant?

Siri: I'm sorry, Bawwy, I do not know what "wecommend a westauwant" is.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 16, 2024 03:29 PM (VdhcA)

395 386 My late mother-in-law used to pronounce “Huckabee” as “Hucklebee.”
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As a kid I pronounced chimney as chiminey. I blame Mary Poppins for that. Bitch.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 16, 2024 03:29 PM (FmapG)

396 Touching cloth.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 16, 2024 03:29 PM (e1ILC)



TTC - Turd touchin' cotton.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 16, 2024 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

397 Politico Reports Harris Would 'Supercharge' Biden Era Policies That Only Worsened Problems

If we go faster, we'll break right thru this iceberg!

Posted by: Kaptain Kamala at August 16, 2024 03:27 PM (+9G3c)
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Ramming speed!

Or if in an airplane, power dive!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 16, 2024 03:30 PM (slRS9)

398 Meanwhile, gas pump guy is forlorn and forgotten.

Posted by: spindrift at August 16, 2024 03:26 PM (OguvZ)

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I'm pretty sure that Pete Bootygag brought him on board to run the Department of Transportation trains IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 16, 2024 03:30 PM (xF5Lb)

399 363 Is it racist that I get Tim Reid and Ron Glass mixed up sometimes?
Posted by: polynikes at August 16, 2024 03:19 PM (B1dzx)

Understandable. They both had killer pant creases.

Posted by: David Brooks, Conservative Commentator at August 16, 2024 03:30 PM (j4U/Z)

400 Bulg, you need to ask them to find out why and get the feedback. Let them know you want it to improve for the next opportunity. Use those words. If it is an age thing, they need to scramble. But you don’t sound bitter or like you are about to sue the snot out of them, either.


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sorry , Piper, but that is waste of time. 1) they will not provide the real reason(s) 2) staffing agencies are a waste of time in general

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2024 03:31 PM (V13WU)

401 Nood Soros.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 16, 2024 03:31 PM (u82oZ)

402 No hump.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 16, 2024 02:51 PM (tT6L1)

But she sucks, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 16, 2024 03:31 PM (3Hwb5)

403

I wonder if that bow-tie wearing cuck faggot George Will will protest the hakw tuah girl soiling his favorite game. Will is, after all, a baseball purist.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:31 PM (PtCPU)

404 Hopefully Harris will just be a foot note in history soon

Posted by: Skip at August 16, 2024 03:31 PM (fwDg9)

405 The last thing people should do is give themselves a stupid confusing name

Posted by: ... at August 16, 2024 03:31 PM (JrF6z)

406 Who cares how it's pronounced? After November 5th, no one will remember it anyway.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 16, 2024 03:31 PM (2UnvF)

407 there are times when staffing agencies work, but those charge big bucks

Posted by: runner at August 16, 2024 03:31 PM (V13WU)

408 376 Thanks, Nurse!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 16, 2024 03:32 PM (v6JzV)

409 So, the media that routinely called Donald Trump "Drumpf" and frequently compared him to Adolf Hitler is upset that people mispronounced Kamala's first name?

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 16, 2024 03:32 PM (KEWDx)

410 "You pronounced my name wrong!"

"Your name is spelled wrong."

Posted by: Tom Perry at August 16, 2024 03:32 PM (MX0bI)

411 I wonder if that bow-tie wearing cuck faggot George Will will protest the hakw tuah girl soiling his favorite game. Will is, after all, a baseball purist.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:31 PM (PtCPU)
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Too late for that. He should have put out a contract on Rob Manfred.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 16, 2024 03:33 PM (slRS9)

412 Moh-ron or More-on?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 16, 2024


***
Wasn't it Moriarty in Kelly's Heroes who called people "Moh-rons"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 16, 2024 03:34 PM (J2vNu)

413 https://tinyurl.com/96e9yj2r
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 16, 2024 03:15 PM (w6EFb)

That was great!

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 16, 2024 03:34 PM (JCLJi)

414 Politico Reports Harris Would 'Supercharge' Biden Era Policies That Only Worsened Problems

If we go faster, we'll break right thru this iceberg!

Posted by: Kaptain Kamala at August 16, 2024 03:27 PM (+9G3c)
_______________

Ramming speed!

Or if in an airplane, power dive!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 16, 2024 03:30 PM (slRS9)

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I remember the day after DogEater was "re-elected" in 2012, Prager quipped (paraphrasing): "The difference between the passengers on the Titanic and American Democrats is that the former didn't vote in favor of hitting the iceberg."

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 16, 2024 03:34 PM (xF5Lb)

415 Harken your mind back to when the price rises started: it was announced by everyone everywhere. It was an op then and it's an op now. What to look for is how they intend to cover the drop in revenue.
My first thought is healthcare or pensions.
Second would be heavily subsidizing something and using that number to push theCPI down

Posted by: Jamaica at August 16, 2024 03:35 PM (BlUTV)

416 390
I was watching a stream in which the women on the stream were genuinely shocked to find out that men aren't hawk tuah girl's fan base -- it's other stupid girls who elevated her to "influencer."

Men, in general, aren't impressed or infatuated with her, at all.
_______

Slight quibble, I would say not impressed that she told everyone about it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 16, 2024 03:35 PM (fs1hN)

417 Looking forward to Kamala’s reelection in 2028. By that time, no one will have to actually vote. AI will decide all elections.

Posted by: rotate the POD please HAL at August 16, 2024 03:37 PM (9X60i)

418 Kamalama-ding-dong

Posted by: Fritzy at August 16, 2024 03:38 PM (LM1wn)

419 Men, in general, aren't impressed or infatuated with her, at all.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 16, 2024 03:28 PM (PtCPU)

I bet you'd let her bathe your prairie dog.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 16, 2024 03:38 PM (VGRuw)

420 Why do it this way? Well, their voters are stupid and would never blame the Party. So, who cares?
They cheat at every level of everything, so who cares?
It also creates a political space for them to push something they really want

Posted by: Jamaica at August 16, 2024 03:39 PM (uaMbu)

421 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
......

You're the one who calls her "Calamari", right?
For shame, for shame.

Posted by: wth at August 16, 2024 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

422 I call shenanigans. What did she do, buy a condo in Anacostia...?

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at August 16, 2024 03:40 PM (6mBpS)

423 Wasn't it Moriarty in Kelly's Heroes who called people "Moh-rons"?

that was the Stork from Animal House.

Posted by: Shaftoe at August 16, 2024 03:40 PM (Rvxb7)

424 You know who else was named kamala. Sati's mother in the train station

Posted by: Ben Had at August 16, 2024 03:43 PM (nDGMq)

425 I have always mixed up Robert Conrad and Bob Crane.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 16, 2024 03:45 PM (JCLJi)

426 I just listened to a clip of Harris' speech. Well, she obviously didn't write it and it doesn't sound like she's engaged about it at all. Sounds like she's on autopilot. Terrible speaker.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2024 03:48 PM (dTTBf)

427 brown-capping

Etch-a-sketching.[i/]


Crowning.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 16, 2024 03:49 PM (JCLJi)

428 As a kid I pronounced chimney as chiminey. I blame Mary Poppins for that. Bitch.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 16, 2024 03:29 PM (FmapG)

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Under Kommie-la's socialized food & heat care, I'm envisioning a public-private fast food chain partnership named "Chiminey Cricket."

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 16, 2024 03:50 PM (MG2xz)

429 Oh no!

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 16, 2024 03:50 PM (JCLJi)

430 Whew.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 16, 2024 03:50 PM (JCLJi)

431 I have always mixed up Robert Conrad and Bob Crane.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 16, 2024 03:45 PM (JCLJi)

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For me, when I was a kid, it was Lee Marvin and James Coburn.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kommie-la 2024: The Fundamental Transtarvation of America! at August 16, 2024 03:53 PM (MG2xz)

432 Eric Matheny 🎙️ @ericmmatheny 4h
The party that celebrates a man having anal sex in the Senate Chamber is clutching their pearls over a congresswoman’s bikini photo.
Posted by:


I totally forgot about that, there’s been so much to forget

Posted by: Gonzotx at August 16, 2024 04:13 PM (XPG0Y)

433 She said it the same way Biden did earlier this week.

Posted by: teh Wind at August 16, 2024 04:24 PM (l+V04)

434 I can't pronounce "Kamalala," so I just call her "The Camel." Is that racist?

Posted by: Ralph at August 16, 2024 04:55 PM (TysyT)

435 Threatening indivduals have also approached her, knowledgable sources tell RCP.
Shouldn't she, having been head of SS, be able to handle those individuals on her own? Or is she so incompetent at security she can't even take care of herself?

Posted by: GWB at August 16, 2024 07:03 PM (CrXxA)

436 Her first name is Finnish, pronounced KAH-ma-la. Look up the translation!!!

Posted by: Hal Dall at August 16, 2024 07:05 PM (RZjqM)

437 Kamala on hänen nimensä [Awful is her name]

Posted by: Hal Dall at August 16, 2024 07:12 PM (RZjqM)

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