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From 2018, PepperDog growls at wild hog. Sausage was made.PepperDog is a remarkable hunter! In the woods with Jack last weekend. Good haul for the table. These need soaking overnight in milk to be tasty otherwise they are bland and sometimes woody. DianaJack the Mushroom Hunter! Thanks for the cooking tips for Laetiporus sulphereus! Wonder if sausage and Chicken of the Woods mushrooms would be good together? Thank you for sharing your pets with us today. Interesting that we had an outdoor theme. If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:Until next Saturday, have a great week! If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, August 10. Some special PetMoron stories and photos there. I closed the comments on this post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Critters!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 17, 2024 03:18 PM (2UnvF) Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2024 03:24 PM (B1dzx) 3
Like, bark, dudes.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 17, 2024 03:26 PM (6veKA) 4
The beautiful pet thread. Yay.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 17, 2024 03:26 PM (H7ZYY) 5
What was that dog eating?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2024 03:28 PM (63Dwl) 6
I just figured out what the bush plant is that my cats go crazy over. I always had to shoo them away because I didn’t know if it was toxic.
Texas sage bush. Not toxic and dogs ,cats and horses can eat with no ill effects but weirdly it’s a deer repellent . Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2024 03:29 PM (B1dzx) 7
Now that it's below 100 degrees every evening I have started walking the doggo again. Of course, every time I put on a baseball cap now he thinks it's time for walkies.
Posted by: PabloD at August 17, 2024 03:31 PM (HSwo3) 8
What was that dog eating?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2024 03:28 PM (63Dwl) I don’t know but his owner seems like he was going to be greatly disappointed he won’t have any to eat. Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2024 03:31 PM (B1dzx) 9
What was that dog eating?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2024 03:28 PM (63Dwl) Hard to say. Might be dumplings, egg rolls, small steamed cakes, etc. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 17, 2024 03:33 PM (/HDaX) 10
Happy Caturday everyone
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2024 03:34 PM (fwDg9) 11
Finally made it home
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2024 03:35 PM (fwDg9) 12
Sorry KT, I should have included my nic when I sent you the "don't tread on me" meme.
Always look forward to your threads, and especially the pet thread! Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 17, 2024 03:37 PM (ZYbwD) 13
Looks like peccary is what's for dinner.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2024 03:39 PM (vjVW5) 14
Nyah!
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2024 03:40 PM (uwNDP) 15
My kittehs are taking their afternoon naps . They get up between 4:30 and 5:00 like clockwork.
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2024 03:42 PM (B1dzx) Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 17, 2024 03:44 PM (/HDaX) 17
Meow!
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at August 17, 2024 03:48 PM (sAmhv) 18
Pet thread makes my Saturday!
Daisy dog had a vet visit yesterday, for teeth cleaning and nail clipping. Came home and was an uncharacteristically groggy doggy. A good night's sleep and she was up early and back to her regular habits today. Yay. Ony cat has seemingly become a tad more tolerant of the dog. Hasn't hissed in days, but, then, Dog hasn't been doing the yipping and play-bowing that freaks Ony out. Don't think they'll ever be snuggle buddies. We figure Ony is about 20 now. Daisy isn't quite four, probably. They have a generational gap. Posted by: mindful webworker - would like a treat at August 17, 2024 03:50 PM (xe9Jg) 19
I had one kitten choose me but I gave him to a neighbor lady as I wasn’t ready to take care of a pet at the time. Working a lot so I could retire early. I would have kept him though if no one else stepped up.
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2024 03:50 PM (B1dzx) 20
Are wild pigs good to eat? I've heard and read about the problems they cause. How difficult a hunt are they? Not really pet thread questions but saw the pig above. Thought I'd ask.
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at August 17, 2024 03:51 PM (sAmhv) 21
Posted by: mindful webworker - would like a treat at August 17, 2024 03:50 PM (xe9Jg
20? Ony is the old man yelling at everyone to get off his lawn. Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2024 03:52 PM (B1dzx) 22
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at August 17, 2024 03:51 PM (sAmhv)
You have to prepare it properly to avoid brucellosis, leptospirosis, and trichinosis that they can carry but yes they can be good to eat. Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2024 03:58 PM (B1dzx) 23
Sorry . I seem to have driven away commenters. I will go prepare my late lunch.
Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2024 04:00 PM (B1dzx) 24
Wild hogs are a damn pestilence.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 17, 2024 04:01 PM (4Med0) 25
KT, just sent you a picture of my new fuzzy family member.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 17, 2024 04:01 PM (kpS4V) 26
Wild pigs are a scourge on the North Shore of Oahu -- a tasty scourge. One tore up a neighbor's beautifully landscaped yard, so she called a local father-and-son hog hunting team and they summarily dispatched it, but not before the son got his leg sliced by the tusk. But they had a nice pig roast that evening!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 17, 2024 04:05 PM (kpS4V) 27
I sure would enjoy hearing the back story re the 3 mud covered mammals...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 17, 2024 04:08 PM (MeG8a) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2024 04:10 PM (dTTBf) 29
Puddleglum as Ben but my inquiries here and see on YouTube are mostly no. Older ones are very likely disease infested.. very young piglets maybe.
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2024 04:12 PM (fwDg9) 30
The cat distribution system is ruthless.
How anyone could say no to a floofkitter, though, is beyond my ability to understand. (And what an adorable floofkitter that was) As always, thank you for this thread. I really look forward to it. Posted by: Appycay at August 17, 2024 04:13 PM (EdYR/) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2024 04:13 PM (1Nxff) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2024 04:15 PM (dTTBf) 33
Hadrian, Sorry about losing your pup. Hugs sent.
Posted by: Mrs JTB at August 17, 2024 04:16 PM (zudum) 34
Happy Caturday, pet folks!
Lucy the Fink is napping in her kitty hammock overlooking her courtyard. She snores and grumbles in her sleep sometimes. It's so silly. Got to go to the grocery store. We both need some food for the week ahead. Of course, she would be happy with tuna every day. But I don't suppose that would be good for her. Posted by: nurse ratched at August 17, 2024 04:17 PM (HXGNm) 35
Hugs sent. Posted by: Mrs JTB at August 17, 2024 04:16 PM (zudum) __________ Thank you. Diana has worked extra hard to comfort us. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2024 04:18 PM (1Nxff) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2024 04:18 PM (dTTBf) 37
Cute pets today! My kitties are wondering if I would hurry it up and go boil some chicken for them.
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2024 04:25 PM (pZEOD) 38
It was a rough week for you, Hadrian I am sorry.
Posted by: Piper at August 17, 2024 04:27 PM (pZEOD) 39
On a field training exercise in Hawaii, I recall some idiot left a sealed case of MREs laying about overnight.
Well the next morning, it looked like it contained a bomb. A wild hog knew what they were apparently, and at a nice big muddy hole in the side of this double-boxed confection, and through the thick plastic of the individual meals, the boxes, the mylar retort pouches, spreading wrappers and garbage far and wide. I was impressed, I guess. I bet that fucker didn't shit for a week. Posted by: Common Tater at August 17, 2024 04:27 PM (ada2f) 40
I stocked the bird feeder and filled their bath this morning.
Do they count as pets? Posted by: wth at August 17, 2024 04:33 PM (v0R5T) 41
Thanks for the Pet Thread, KT.
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 17, 2024 04:39 PM (9Bb92) 42
2 I laugh multiple times a day reading aos non political threads.
aos is a health site . Posted by: polynikes at August 17, 2024 03:24 PM Me too! And then I weep when I read the political threads. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 04:42 PM (HlyYF) 43
>>I stocked the bird feeder and filled their bath this morning.
Do they count as pets? Heh, I like to think so. I refilled 2 of our 4 this morning and then scrubbed, refilled the birdbath. It's been very busy in the yard ever since Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2024 04:43 PM (Pijte) 44
Afternoon, pet folken,
Both Stirling and Dagny were sharing my nap just now. Normal for Stirling, unusual for the little Siberian. As for cats choosing me, I'd guess Angelique, the first Siberian I knew, chose me. She came up to me in an empty parking lot in '03 as I was drying my car, crying a clear "I need human help NOW!", and jumped into the car with me. Maybe it was not so much that she chose me as that she made a beeline for the first human she saw. Most of my other cats have shown a preference for my company -- Arizona the big red tabby, little tuxedo-coat Oreo, great black Wolf, and Stirling here. Of course I was the one who made food magically appear, too. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2024 04:44 PM (omVj0) 45
Ciampino's Rescue Kitties
Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all There's another more extensive photo & video update #265 at the link. Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on "See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time. https://is.gd/WQ5JcT OR http://tinyurl.com/4pak97f6 Posted by: Ciampino - Your job is to protect the home from marauding vermin at August 17, 2024 04:44 PM (qfLjt) 46
Best friend texted me this morning that his Yorkie passed away in the night. He'd taken her to vet Wednesday for a cough. They diagnosed her with congestive heart failure and gave him some meds. Said the she was acting fine yesterday.
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 17, 2024 04:44 PM (9Bb92) 47
In happier news, Dot (Delilah's sister) finally had a litter, an "oops" one after three years. We'll be getting Dot and a puppy back in a few months. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2024 04:46 PM (1Nxff) 48
>> I laugh multiple times a day reading aos non political threads. aos is a health site .
Even the political ones can be a hoot. I recall one time in the chemo lab w/hubby, and while he and the other patients dozed I was stifling laughter (like as a kid in church) over a silly "President Gutsy Call" thread mocking TFG. It was exactly what I needed. Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2024 04:46 PM (Pijte) 49
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 17, 2024 04:44 PM (9Bb92) I am sorry
What a shock for your friend!. I am sorry! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2024 04:48 PM (dTTBf) 50
Dog breed recommendations?
(One of our old dogs has recently crossed the Rainbow Bridge. Her brother is getting close.) For the next dog, my wife wants a dog that will behave and follow her around the house and not be too high energy. I have suggested a female hunting dog (like a Brittany Spaniel) since they are smart, and bond very well to their humans. That idea has not gone over well. Any suggestions from the Moron Horde? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 04:50 PM (HlyYF) 51
Funny story how he acquired his Yorkie. The dog belonged to a neighbor and would break loose and break into his backyard to play with his schnauzer. When neighbor was moving out of neighborhood told my friend, "you may as keep him since she likes you better than us." My friend said Ok and asked what do you feed her? Neighbor replied "nothing since she started eating all her meals at your house."
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 17, 2024 04:51 PM (9Bb92) 52
I'm going to hit two threads with one post! Sweet!
I have some pet spiders outside. Spidey has built a large web on the porch within a fairly large arch. I discovered the web by accidentally walking into part of it, but dude rebuilt. He's a pretty big spider; I've seen him in the middle of his web. There's a large web between 2 trees so i'm avoiding mowing that area. Haven't seen the spider. And there's a little baby spider with a tiny web in some tree branches. We're all coexisting nicely....so we're good. And the dog Alphy is doing very well too... Posted by: Stateless at August 17, 2024 04:52 PM (jvJvP) 53
Thunder is grumbling here after a hot sunny morning. I mention it because Stirling never worries about those sounds -- at least he doesn't hide. Yet when he hears fireworks, outside and at a distance, he slinks under the bed until it all goes away. So much for the Confident Kitten he seemed to be until he was about nine months old and heard NYE fireworks.
Dagny never seems bothered by either source of noise. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2024 04:52 PM (omVj0) 54
Condolences on the pup, Hadrian.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2024 04:52 PM (Pijte) 55
Besides Ace the Cat of course, I've finally found kittens I actually like ... too bad I'm allergic as hell and can't have. Delivered one of my friend's two kittens to an Appleseed friend, and God made it into a beautiful gift. (Long story, can share at TxMoMe. )
Anyhow, other 16-17 Week old shiny jet-black male remains, Very Chill cat, all shots, I can deliver within a couple hours of Burleson / Ft. Worth. Hit me up at steck128 at the googles, or phone / text me (Ben Had has my number. ) Posted by: Steck at August 17, 2024 04:53 PM (LlRQB) Posted by: Rod Porkmore at August 17, 2024 04:53 PM (5xays) 57
For the next dog, my wife wants a dog that will behave and follow her around the house and not be too high energy.
I have suggested a female hunting dog (like a Brittany Spaniel) since they are smart, and bond very well to their humans. That idea has not gone over well. Any suggestions from the Moron Horde? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 *** I know next to nothing about dogs or their breeds. Is a Sheltie, a miniature collie, a good choice as PI describes? They're very good-looking, that's all I know. The other afternoon at the park, a woman was walking three of them, and they seemed well-behaved. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2024 04:57 PM (omVj0) 58
>>For the next dog, my wife wants a dog that will behave and follow her around the house and not be too high energy.
Heh, a chiweenie. Mine is wonderful - sweet-tempered, loves to go for walks and play, but just as happy snuggling and napping. Super-friendly with people and other dogs when out, protective at home. Mine is generally not yappy, but he can get really wound up by the squirrels in the back yard sometimes. Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2024 04:57 PM (Pijte) 59
Pillage Idiot, start making the rounds of the animal shelters and looking. If that fails look at miniature wired haired dachshunds.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2024 04:59 PM (nvZes) 60
Anyhow, other 16-17 Week old shiny jet-black male remains, Very Chill cat, all shots, I can deliver within a couple hours of Burleson / Ft. Worth. Hit me up at steck128 at the googles, or phone / text me (Ben Had has my number. )
Posted by: Steck at August 17, 2024 *** In my experience, all-black cats are the most easygoing and adaptable. Whoever adopts him will probably have a great buddy. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2024 04:59 PM (omVj0) 61
...I have suggested a female hunting dog (like a Brittany Spaniel) since they are smart, and bond very well to their humans. That idea has not gone over well.
P. I.: two of the nicest dogs I have known in my life were Brittany spaniels and the other nicest dog was half cocker spaniel. Both Brittany's were male and had absolutely lovely dispositions and were so good around people. All three were excellent companions. That's just my two cents worth. Wishing you the best in your search. Posted by: Appycay at August 17, 2024 05:02 PM (EdYR/) 62
Hadrian, I must have missed the news, but wishing you speedy comfort to get over the loss.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 17, 2024 05:05 PM (MeG8a) 63
Wife tells me they've changed procedures at our shelter on how to view/acquire a pet. No longer can you go in look at all of them inside. Now you have to go online and make an appointment for 2 (maybe 3) that you can see. What's up with that?
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 17, 2024 05:07 PM (9Bb92) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2024 05:09 PM (dTTBf) 65
On the feral pigs. 50 to 75 lbs are very good eating
The larger they get meat gets pretty rank The big ones here get shot and drug to the back for the coyotes and they make th e pigs move their feeding ground Just remember if you are going to eat it you have to process it right then Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2024 05:11 PM (nvZes) 66
olddog, it has gotten ridiculous. Seems like they don't want those animals to have homes.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2024 05:13 PM (nvZes) 67
I did an overnight camping trip and took Jake with me. When I got home, Mr Trouble was so happy to see me. He came in and laid in my lap for pets.
I found Fanny's latest hiding place and told her I was back. She was like "oh, okay". Did finally get up later in the day for pets. Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 17, 2024 05:13 PM (dDSBl) 68
Wife tells me they've changed procedures at our shelter on how to view/acquire a pet. No longer can you go in look at all of them inside. Now you have to go online and make an appointment for 2 (maybe 3) that you can see. What's up with that?
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 17, 2024 *** My local SPCA is like that too, and in '22 they were still demanding you put on a face diaper as well. That was why I started looking farther afield on Petfinder. My search turned up the future Stirling (and his sisters) in Vicksburg -- a four-hour drive. But they had no nonsense about appointments or masks. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2024 05:15 PM (omVj0) 69
One daughter still works at our main animal shelter. She checks the pens and website frequently to recommend pets to her friends and relatives.
I think it is easier to predict the traits of pure bred dogs, but those are rare or troubled at the shelter. However, most mutts have good dispositions in my experience. I should have mentioned that I probably need a medium-sized dog. I take the dogs out to our farm on some of my work days. There are coyotes, bobcats, and hawks all on the hunt while I am out there. I used to have a brittany that was so smart that I could fell trees with her watching. She would sit wherever I put my gear (safe spot) as soon as the chainsaw was fired up. With the saw off and walking to the next project, she would happily range in front of me the entire time! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 05:23 PM (HlyYF) 70
olddog, it has gotten ridiculous. Seems like they don't want those animals to have homes.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2024 05:13 --------------- That's what I was thinking, Ben Had. Or that some of us are not worthy and they're scrutinizing us. I've been racking my brain trying to understand their rationale and can't come up with anything benign. Posted by: olddog in mo at August 17, 2024 05:26 PM (9Bb92) 71
Wandered off to play Fetch with the doggo. And see some memes from Powerline. And Bookworm. And Barnhardt. And caturday funnies at BluebirdOfBitterness.com. It's like Saturday Morning Cartoons for adults in 2024!
20? Ony is the old man yelling at everyone to get off his lawn. Posted by: polynikes Yeah, except Ony's a gal. Doing pretty good for her age. She's like Vance's granny with six loaded pistols in the house. Ony's got a bed on the floor in our closet. After a little Fetch in the hot sun, Daisy Dog went into the closet and is lying on the cool concrete floor next to Ony. Seems to be a demilitarized zone for them. Posted by: mindful webworker - lions lying down with lambs at August 17, 2024 05:26 PM (xe9Jg) 72
Three years ago I opened the front door, and saw a mommy cat with four very cute kittens. They all looked at me plaintively. "Got milk?"
Before I could get them some, my wife closed the door on them and then blocked the door with her body. Message received. Cats would be useful in keeping the field mice away. Alas. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2024 05:29 PM (u82oZ) 73
An ICYMI from last night's ONT - clean doggie
https://twitter.com/OntWtf/ status/1824518323989840045 Can't be real - has to be AI. Posted by: mindful webworker - (Animal Intelligence?) at August 17, 2024 05:30 PM (xe9Jg) 74
Nood
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at August 17, 2024 05:32 PM (yjEX3) 75
20 Are wild pigs good to eat? I've heard and read about the problems they cause. How difficult a hunt are they? Not really pet thread questions but saw the pig above. Thought I'd ask.
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at August 17, 2024 03:51 PM (sAmhv Sure they are. I got this one and his twin brother one round 80 yards. The one I aimed at was broadside to me, the other was right on his other side so I didn’t even see him. Both head shots. Both around 125 lbs. We made sausage of them. No dachshunds were harmed. Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2024 05:32 PM (o2ZRX) 76
73 Posted by: mindful webworker
74 Nood Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara Talk about getting in just under the wire!! Posted by: mindful webworker - (Animal Intelligence?) at August 17, 2024 05:44 PM (xe9Jg) 77
Wow, our shelter is much different than some of you are lamenting.
My daughter goes in and helps set up the "cat room". There are multiple cat towers and semi-hiding places in a large, glassed-in room. Humans can just walk in to the room and see which cats come to visit, which cats are a little timid but will happily purr if gently placed on a warm lap, etc. She just has to keep an eye out for cat fights (rare), hairballs on the carpet, and other things that might discourage humans from spending time in the cat room. (Which usually results in an adoption.) They also have a winding circuitous hallway of dog rooms. Those generally have 2-6 dogs on display. No appointment needed to wander the hallway. You do need a volunteer to bring a dog to you in the outdoor or indoor "dog visiting" areas. I live in a medium-sized city. Right now they are down to six cats and 18 dogs for adoption. (My daughter says there are always more in the back getting prepped for adoption.) I think we achieve a zero kill rate on young, healthy animals. I am not sure how they manage to leave out from the count the older or obviously abused animals that I know they do receive. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at August 17, 2024 05:49 PM (HlyYF) Processing 0.01, elapsed 0.021 seconds. |
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