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Confirmed: Walz Was Demoted When He Deserted His Iraq-Bound Unit; Has Been Falsely Claiming a Rank He Does Not Hold for Almost 20 Years

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This is no small point, because Walz has repeatedly run on his claim that he was the "highest ranking service member" in Congress, pointing out his temporary, provisional promotion to Command Master Sergeant.

After he deserted his unit, he was demoted to Master Sergeant -- a much more common rank.


No one is reporting this yet, but I think it's a fair speculation that he was only given the promotion to Command Master Soldier was in anticipation of leading his unit in the Iraq War. As he bugged out as soon as he was informed his unit was going to Iraq, he obviously did not earn this rank.

And the National Guard stripped it from him.


The Minnesota National Guard confirmed Wednesday that Gov. Tim Walz, Kamala Harris' vice presidential running mate, was demoted and did not retire as a command sergeant major like he has claimed for years, including on his official gubernatorial biography.

While Walz temporarily held the title of command sergeant major he "retired as a master sergeant in 2005 for benefit purposes because he did not complete additional coursework at the U.S. Army Sergeants Major Academy," Army Lt. Col. Kristen Augé, the Minnesota National Guard's State Public Affairs Officer, told Just the News.

Part of his unofficial coursework, I imagine, was actually leading his unit in combat.


The statement reignited a controversy that began during his 2018 election for governor in which National Guardsman claimed on social media and in a paid ad that Walz declined to deploy to Iraq for combat duty in 2005 and forfeited his title of command sergeant major. Walz chose to run for Congress that year.

The governor's biography, published on the state's official website, says that "Command Sergeant Major Walz" retired from the Minnesota National Guard in 2005. At the time he was serving as one of the highest ranking members of the 1-125th Field Artillery Battalion.

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Minnesota Governor Walz was selected in 2004 to serve as the Command Sergeant Major of the 1-125th Field Artillery Battalion and by September of that year Walz was conditionally promoted to the rank.

So in September 2004, he was temporarily granted the rank of Command Sergeant Major -- while the Iraq War was in full swing.

If I can read into that: They promoted him because they envisioned him leading troops into war.

But he bugged out.

But, by early 2005, Walz's battalion was ordered to mobilize for an active duty deployment to Iraq.

September 2004, he's given the promotion. In "early" 2005, he's told he'll be deployed to Iraq.

And then he quits.


Shortly after, in May 2005, Walz "quit, leaving the 1-125th Field Artillery Battalion and its Soldiers hanging; without its senior Non-Commissioned Officer, as the battalion prepared for war," according to the two Command Sergeants Major.

"When your country calls, you are supposed to run into battle -- not the other way," Behrends told the New York Post Tuesday. He ran away. It's sad."

"He had the opportunity to serve his country, and said 'Screw you' to the United States. That's not who I would pick to run for vice president," he added.


JD Vance, who signed up to go to Iraq and then fought in Iraq, isn't having this chickenhawk steal valor from actual warriors.

Vance accuses Walz of "shameful" conduct for abandoning military unit before Iraq

Republican vice presidential nominee, Ohio Sen. J.D. Vance, accused his Democrat counterpart, Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz of "lying" about his military service and engaging in "stolen valor garbage" during a campaign rally in Detroit Wednesday. Vance's comments came in response to Walz's criticism of his Ivy League education.

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Vance responded to Walz's critique, saying, "I came from a family where nobody in my family had ever gone to law school. I grew up in a poor family. The fact that Tim Walz wants to turn it into a bad thing, that I actually worked myself through college, through law school and made something myself -- to me, that's the American dream. And if Tim Walz wants to insult it, I think that's frankly pretty bizarre."

Vance accused Walz of abandoning his unit before they deployed to Iraq, stating, "When Tim Walz was asked by his country to go to Iraq, you know what he did? He dropped out of the army and allowed his unit to go without him, a fact that he's been criticized for aggressively by a lot of the people that he served with."

Vance also criticized Walz's gun control stance, questioning, "He said, 'We shouldn't allow weapons that I used in war to be on America's streets.' Well, I wonder, Tim Walz, when were you ever in war? When was this? What was this weapon that you carried into war, given that you abandoned your unit right before they went to Iraq, and he has not spent a day in a combat zone?"

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Vance then launched into a critique of Walz's military service: "As a marine who served his country in uniform when the United States Marine Corps, when the United States of America asked me to go to Iraq to serve my country, I did it. I did what they asked me to do, and I did it honorably. When Tim Walz was asked by his country to go to Iraq, you know what he did? He dropped out of the army and allowed his unit to go without him, a fact that he's been criticized for aggressively by a lot of the people that he served with. I think it's shameful to prepare your unit to go to Iraq, to make a promise that you're going to follow through, and then to drop out right before you actually have to go."

Vance further criticized Walz's comments on gun control, saying, "He said, 'We shouldn't allow weapons that I used in war to be on America's streets.' Well, I wonder, Tim Walz, when were you ever in war? When was this? What was this weapon that you carried into war, given that you abandoned your unit right before they went to Iraq, and he has not spent a day in a combat zone? What bothers me about Tim Walz is the stolen valor garbage."



Tim Walz, like David French, seems to have a habit of misleading people into believing he served in combat.

Below, he declares he wanted to ban "weapons of war" like the weapons "he carried in war."

Spoiler alert: Tim Walz never saw "war" at all. He had an opportunity to see it in 2005 when his reserve unit was mobilized to deploy to Iraq, but he quit and left the unit he was supposedly "leading" in the lurch without a leader.


"Full Metal Stolen Valor," streiff calls it.

Meanwhile, Walz's rebuttal to Vance over this "stolen valor garbage" is... attacking Vance for using the GI Bill, as every GI does, to pay for his college education.

Isn't that the entire point of the GI Bill?

Or is Walz claiming JD Vance only signed up to fight in Iraq for the educational benefits? Gee, I sure think there are easier ways to pay for college than going to a warzone. Pell Grants, you know?


Meanwhile, Democrats are claiming that Iraq War veteran (for real) JD Vance did serve in the military or in a warzone.


As a commenter wrote:


Ancient slag, Sen. Tina Smith (D-MN) said this to Jim Acosta on CNN:

"Well, here is Tim Walz, who enlisted when he was 17 years old," she said of Vice President Kamala Harris's running mate. "He served in the National Guard for 24 years, and I'm not aware of any military service that J.D. Vance has ever served, so let's just make the comparison there."

Acosta did correct her but I'm sure it killed him to do it.

The Party of Science. The Party of Genius.

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Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:32 PM




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1 But he smiles and is folksy.

This fixes inflation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

2 Dont go too hard. We need to mope on the ticket. Wait until after convention.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 07, 2024 03:32 PM (vsXBg)

3 That's a really big tampon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 07, 2024 03:33 PM (W2Pud)

4 Meanwhile, Democrats are claiming that Iraq War veteran (for real) JD Vance did serve in the military or in a warzone.

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I thought he was admin or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

5 We have reached peak tampon.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2024 03:33 PM (fM98q)

6 Yeah, so what...I mean he's no John Kerry or Dick Blumenthal...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 07, 2024 03:34 PM (XMwZJ)

7
The cultists are referring to him as "Coach" or "the Coach."

The Coach will take care of it!

Coach is in Philly with Kamala right now!!!

I guess they quietly retired "Sheriff Joe" a while ago.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 07, 2024 03:35 PM (pgtWZ)

8 We have reached peak tampon.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2024 03:33 PM (fM98q

Always the case.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 07, 2024 03:35 PM (byaFR)

9 Apparently, there does exist a Command Master Sergeant Schmucketelli.

Will wonders never cease?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2024 03:35 PM (DMr82)

10 #americasdad was trending for him on Twitter. The man who couldn't actually get his wife pregnant.

Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2024 03:35 PM (4bYb7)

11 That's a really big tampon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 07, 2024 03:33 PM (W2Pud)

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And that bow tie is the gayest thing I've seen today. Including the Dylan Mulvaney picture that Ackbar posted.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2024 03:35 PM (DRSnL)

12 I didn't need to see Tim's butt plug!

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 03:35 PM (krQz2)

13 Kudos to Nancy for answer the question she wanted, not the question that was asked!

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 03:36 PM (pZEOD)

14 no nooded bastages, i took care of it

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2024 03:37 PM (CIS44)

15 So he availed himself of the benefits of the Guard for 27 years but when the time came to step up, his yellow streak took over and our Midwestern dad ran away.

Brave brave Sir DSA! He ran away away away.

Posted by: spongeworthy at August 07, 2024 03:38 PM (DWqKI)

16 In addition to the GI bill, or because of, vets get good loan rates for homes. Damn leeches. I just can't.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 07, 2024 03:38 PM (Z8Yh2)

17
I thought he was admin or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August

He was a communications expert. He was in Iraq. I will let those who actually served let us know if this meant he ever left the FOB.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 03:38 PM (pZEOD)

18 Command Sergeant Major, right? It's been 30 years since I had to know the difference.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 07, 2024 03:38 PM (x+zNV)

19 #americasdad was trending for him on Twitter. The man who couldn't actually get his wife pregnant.
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2024 03:35 PM (4bYb7)

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So they want Walz to be their dad and Kamala to be their momala? These people are so, so f*cked in the head.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2024 03:38 PM (DRSnL)

20 Jimmy Acosta corrected a Demoncrats? Really?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 07, 2024 03:38 PM (72W6e)

21 Brave Sir Timmy ran away.
Bravely ran away away.
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Timmy turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave, Sir Timmy!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2024 03:38 PM (W4qJF)

22 This pick gets better and better. We're at 1972 levels of stupid at this point (McGovern's first VP pick dropped out after it came out that he'd spent time getting electroshock therapy in a mental ward).

The Dims are so far up their ass though that they not only won't ditch Tampon Tim, they'll just pay 1,000 more influencers to say how hot and cool he is.

Posted by: the lower depths at August 07, 2024 03:38 PM (+b4rY)

23 And then he quits.

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It's weird, but that goes against every single thing I'd ever heard about joining the military.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 03:39 PM (Ledxi)

24 Kudos to Nancy for answer the question she wanted, not the question that was asked!
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 03:36 PM (pZEOD)
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What a brat!

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 03:39 PM (krQz2)

25 17
I thought he was admin or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August

He was a communications expert. He was in Iraq. I will let those who actually served let us know if this meant he ever left the FOB.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 03:38 PM (pZEOD)

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So, you're saying that there's space between "JAG officer who prosecutes soldiers for peeing in public" and Rambo?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 03:39 PM (GBKbO)

26 I hope that everyone understands this will not stop anyone on the left from voting for him. It might possibly sway some independent voters who are on the fence but it is not as big a deal with the left as it is with conservatives.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2024 03:39 PM (QNSds)

27 So now we have the dad everyone always wanted and Mamala... A regular Ozzie and Harriet

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 03:39 PM (IyPmt)

28 I'm not gonna get on Walz for retiring from the military instead of deploying since it seems he did serve his years. And he's not the only one to ever do it. It's not great, but it's not disqualifying.

But to claim a rank you didn't earn and to claim status for years (highest military enlisted in Congress) you didn't have and to lie to EVERYONE ALL THE TIME (including in his own dang book).

Yeah, well, there's no nice thing for me to say right now...and we're supposed to be Minnesota nice...I guess I could say "bless his heart"...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2024 03:39 PM (exHjb)

29 Is that a tactical tampon?

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2024 03:40 PM (v0R5T)

30 Jimmy Acosta corrected a Demoncrats? Really?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 07, 2024 03:38 PM (72W6e)
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Don't worry. He says he won't do it again.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 03:40 PM (krQz2)

31 Pathetic - some “influencer” said he looked like a coach so now all the lemmings are repeating the word over and over. And he isn’t even a coach.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2024 03:40 PM (W4qJF)

32 What's that command master saergent of field artillery holding? A TAMBOMB?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 07, 2024 03:40 PM (00Q4/)

33 I don't get that last CQ tweet

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2024 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

34 Very punchable face, that guy

to Bob@NSA: I kid, of course

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2024 03:40 PM (/7KEl)

35 I still don't understand why biden hasn't been 25th ed so kamala can run as the incumbent. It's almost like they really don't want her to win.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 07, 2024 03:40 PM (W2Pud)

36 Chicken Cackle and Chicken Shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2024 03:41 PM (QpSHc)

37 He also went to China to "teach" he made over 30 trips.

He's just another in a long line of un-American marxist Shit Heals, he's Bernie Sanders with a Minn-a-so-tan twang.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2024 03:41 PM (XV/Pl)

38 What IS that thing he's holding?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 03:41 PM (v6JzV)

39 Tom Servo's poetic appropriation at #21 is most excellent.

Posted by: PaddyO at August 07, 2024 03:41 PM (QVyXf)

40 Odds that they replace this twat as VP? Very low, for sure, but not zero. I mean, they did just stage a coup against a sitting President of the USA.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2024 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

41 All these completely snotty Dem female politicians snapping out with "I'm not aware of him being in the service." Maybe ask.

Posted by: m at August 07, 2024 03:41 PM (64Zez)

42 Small correction Ace. He's claiming to have been a command sergeant major, not a command master sergeant.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 07, 2024 03:41 PM (TL7UX)

43 Has anyone explained how one just quits and walks away from a NG commitment?

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2024 03:41 PM (/7KEl)

44 Walz looks Biden's age.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2024 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

45 It’s very unbecoming to tell the truth and defend yourself against lies and smears.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at August 07, 2024 03:42 PM (Y8lzz)

46 26 I hope that everyone understands this will not stop anyone on the left from voting for him. It might possibly sway some independent voters who are on the fence but it is not as big a deal with the left as it is with conservatives.
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Turnout has mattered much more than undecided voters for almost the entirety of this century. Anyone seriously considering voting Dim at this point is unpersuadable because of terminal stupidity. But you can demoralize one side while energizing/enraging the other, and Tampon Tim might do both. Maybe this stolen valor loon will be enough for low propensity voting white working class people to get off their asses and vote this year.

Posted by: the lower depths at August 07, 2024 03:42 PM (+b4rY)

47
26 I hope that everyone understands this will not stop anyone on the left from voting for him. It might possibly sway some independent voters who are on the fence but it is not as big a deal with the left as it is with conservatives.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2024 03:39 PM (QNSds)

But this is a very big deal with military veterans and military families - I’m seeing that already.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2024 03:42 PM (W4qJF)

48 26 I hope that everyone understands this will not stop anyone on the left from voting for him. It might possibly sway some independent voters who are on the fence but it is not as big a deal with the left as it is with conservatives.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August

I want to agree with you, but voteforvets, a left wing dumb org, is spending time “debunking” this, to which they are lying. If this wasn’t concerning, we wouldn’t see charts and graphs being made.

My bigger fear is it causes Kamala to switch him out for a less target rich environment type person.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 03:42 PM (pZEOD)

49 45 It’s very unbecoming to tell the truth and defend yourself against lies and smears.
Posted by: Mitt Romney at August 07, 2024 03:42 PM (Y8lzz)

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This is not a sock.

This is the real Mitt Romney.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 03:42 PM (GBKbO)

50 Did he even serve overseas in GW1? If he was in for 24 years, that would put his enlistment date around. 1991. Or did he wait until the shooting was over to join?

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 07, 2024 03:43 PM (rbKZ6)

51 43 Has anyone explained how one just quits and walks away from a NG commitment?
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2024 03:41 PM (/7KEl)

He had already served 20 years and accepted reduction to his previous rank...it's easier to do this enlisted than as an officer...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2024 03:43 PM (exHjb)

52
There are a lot of picture of Tim Walz with very young children. So very young and impressionable. Those pictures will resonate with the average Democratic voter more then this phony controversy.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at August 07, 2024 03:43 PM (RKVpM)

53 I also think it’s funny Nancy was not made aware he lied about this. She is not going to be a happy devil. No one embarrasses Nancy.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 03:43 PM (pZEOD)

54 46 Maybe this stolen valor loon will be enough for low propensity voting white working class people to get off their asses and vote this year.
Posted by: the lower depths at August 07, 2024 03:42 PM (+b4rY)

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If there is one thing, one event or choice, this year that will get low-propensity voters to get off their asses and vote this year, it's the attempted assassination of Donald Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

55 All these completely snotty Dem female politicians snapping out with "I'm not aware of him being in the service." Maybe ask.

Posted by: m at August 07, 2024 03:41 PM (64Zez)
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It doesn't just come out of the air.

You got to read for shit like that.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 03:43 PM (krQz2)

56 Cannot wait for a VP debate.

"This gonna be great!"
-Flounder

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 07, 2024 03:43 PM (JvZF+)

57 There are a lot of picture of Tim Walz with very young children. So very young and impressionable. Those pictures will resonate with the average Democratic voter more then this phony controversy.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at August 07, 2024 03:43 PM (RKVpM)
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Does he have hairy legs?

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 03:44 PM (krQz2)

58 There is no shame in bragging about something you didn't earn honestly.

Posted by: University of Michigan Football Team at August 07, 2024 03:44 PM (OoJaS)

59 Odds that they replace this twat as VP? Very low, for sure, but not zero. I mean, they did just stage a coup against a sitting President of the USA.
Posted by: Elric Blade at

Ya but who was 48th on the list?

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2024 03:44 PM (CIS44)

60 Odds that they replace this twat as VP? Very low, for sure, but not zero. I mean, they did just stage a coup against a sitting President of the USA.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2024 03:41 PM (iFTx/)
_______________

Also it would look ridiculous. Harris/[your name here] 2024.

Maybe [your name here]/[your name here] 2024.

"I'm with [whoever the nominee is this week]."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2024 03:44 PM (YqDXo)

61 [ICYMI:]

Pretty impressive anti Walz campaign going on Schlichter"s X.

People posting pictures of themselves in military uniform sayiing Not Tim Walz.

This is excellent approach making him look like the coward he is. It is not just the Stolen Valor but the fact that he deserted his post when they were deployed to Iraq. That makes it way ore egregious.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2024 12:53 PM (t/2Uw)

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 07, 2024 03:44 PM (HYm6n)

62 If there is one thing, one event or choice, this year that will get low-propensity voters to get off their asses and vote this year, it's the attempted assassination of Donald Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 03:43 PM (GBKbO)
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...assuming they are "allowed" to find out about it from the media...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2024 03:44 PM (7fElN)

63 This Tim Walz character was a Command Master Sergeant of Cock.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 07, 2024 03:44 PM (2UBPP)

64 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRLiQNR4Yrc
Military Vet on How VP Pick Tim Walz Abandoned Fellow National Guard Members When They Got Deployed
Megyn Kelly
Aug 7, 2024
Megyn Kelly is joined by veteran Tom Behrends to discuss his personal military experience serving with VP pick Gov. Tim Walz in the National Guard, the controversy over Walz leaving the military rather than serving in Iraq, questions of leadership that it shows, whether Walz is a traitor and deserted the men in his unit, and more.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 07, 2024 03:44 PM (9aVck)

65 I also think it’s funny Nancy was not made aware he lied about this. She is not going to be a happy devil. No one embarrasses Nancy.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 03:43 PM (pZEOD)
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Except Nancy, quite a lot actually.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 03:44 PM (krQz2)

66 and to hell with Nancy P being called 'speaker emerita' or whatever

that position does not exist

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2024 03:44 PM (/7KEl)

67 That last comment by 'CQ'.

She's broken.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 07, 2024 03:45 PM (sAmhv)

68 54 46 Maybe this stolen valor loon will be enough for low propensity voting white working class people to get off their asses and vote this year.
Posted by: the lower depths at August 07, 2024 03:42 PM (+b4rY)

Or maybe his mutilation of children with trans lunacy laws...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 03:45 PM (IyPmt)

69

Guaranteed that creepy weirdo has something to hide. He gives off serious Catholic Priest rapist vibes.

Hey, didn't GWBush get slammed for evading combat with hiding in the ANG? I seem to remember that being a BFD back in the day.

These cunts are shameless.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 07, 2024 03:45 PM (et1vG)

70 voting for common sense legislation


Family friendly, common sense, universal, mandatory sodomy for the kids!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 07, 2024 03:45 PM (JazRo)

71 Pathetic - some “influencer” said he looked like a coach so now all the lemmings are repeating the word over and over. And he isn’t even a coach.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2024 03:40 PM (W4qJF)

More of a cooch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2024 03:45 PM (QpSHc)

72 47 But this is a very big deal with military veterans and military families - I’m seeing that already.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2024 03:42 PM (W4qJF)

Nobody likes Stolen Valor. Left, right, or anywhere.

Posted by: m at August 07, 2024 03:45 PM (64Zez)

73 I read Walz went to a school that required more years as a condition of attending the school. Then left early.

The fed thinks this is all fine.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 07, 2024 03:45 PM (Z8Yh2)

74 What is worse?

To bug out like a coward when your previously cushy career will see you have to lead people in a real war?

Or to stay in, and have this coward actually leading people in a real war, getting half his subordinates killed by his incompetence, and then coming back to strut and preen like some damned war hero?

He's still a piece of shit. I'm just exploring the idea.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2024 03:45 PM (VoAdT)

75 Did he even serve overseas in GW1? If he was in for 24 years, that would put his enlistment date around. 1991. Or did he wait until the shooting was over to join?

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 07, 2024 03:43 PM (rbKZ6)

This is why we don't math on the blog.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2024 03:45 PM (i24o9)

76 62 If there is one thing, one event or choice, this year that will get low-propensity voters to get off their asses and vote this year, it's the attempted assassination of Donald Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 03:43 PM (GBKbO)
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...assuming they are "allowed" to find out about it from the media...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2024 03:44 PM (7fElN)

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whig keeps sharing a number showing that only about a third of the American public trusts the news media.

They're getting their news from elsewhere.

"Not getting covered in the NYT," is not nearly the defense that it used to be.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

77 what the hell is that "Speaker Emerita" garbage?!?!

every other one is just referred to as "former Speaker" you morons

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 07, 2024 03:45 PM (s3qiR)

78 Pelosi says this election is about "kitchen table issues and voters will sit at theirs table and", then Pelosi realizes the kitchen table issues all go against Harris so she flips to "there are two visions of America".

Has anyone asked Pelosi if "our precious Democracy" includes kicking the sitting President off the ticket and replacing him with someone after all the voting ended?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2024 03:45 PM (Xbq2K)

79 My Dad was commander of an air squadron on the USS Coral Sea.
But I wanted Tampon Tim for a Daddy.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2024 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

80 Who the hell wears a bow tie with an open collar?

I mean, bow ties are gay anyway, but at least wear the damn thing correctly.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 03:45 PM (v6JzV)

81 That's a really big tampon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 07, 2024 03:33 PM (W2Pud)

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And that bow tie is the gayest thing I've seen today. Including the Dylan Mulvaney picture that Ackbar posted.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2024 03:35 PM (DRSnL)
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Is that photoshopped in? I've never seen a man wear a bow tie like that, right up against his neck skin. (An ascot, maybe, but not a bow tie.) That's so unbelievably homo that not even homos would do it. "Too gay," they would say. I wore bow ties in the past, but they were under my collar like a tie.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2024 03:46 PM (iFTx/)

82 "I'm with [whoever the nominee is this week]."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2024 03:44 PM (YqDXo)
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I have some confidence Dems could make that work.

They just have to reach critical drone ratio.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 03:46 PM (krQz2)

83 51 43 Has anyone explained how one just quits and walks away from a NG commitment?
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2024 03:41 PM (/7KEl)

He had already served 20 years and accepted reduction to his previous rank...it's easier to do this enlisted than as an officer...
Posted by: Nova Local at August

NOVA served, I didn’t. But my understanding is he got an exception because he was running for office, he didn’t have to quit, but he could. The reason he lost the CSM was because 1. He never served in this post and 2, he never bothered to complete all the training, etc required of this promotion. He was made to retract the statement he retired, because he didn’t. This was for GOV. He never corrected anything about it, though.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 03:46 PM (pZEOD)

84 Vance and his team need to lock down all the facts about Walz's military service and use it in the debate. All facts 100% irrefutable.

Posted by: SamIam at August 07, 2024 03:46 PM (oasF3)

85
Vance Accuses

Vance Pounces

Vance Seizes

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 03:46 PM (puj26)

86 Bonchie
@bonchieredstate
Bloomberg has now stealth-edited the claim that Tim Walz served in Iraq. The claim was originally made by the same reporter (Joshua Green) in 2004 while doing a profile of Walz.
The press are literally scrubbing the records to try to stop this scandal. They won't succeed.
Quote
Alan R. Levy
@alanesque·1h
Replying to @GPIngersoll and @JoshuaGreen
WOW!!! That’s one amazing STEALTH EDIT there, @Bloomberg
Image: x.com/bonchieredstate/status/1821262392313180516
12:09 PM · Aug 7, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 07, 2024 03:47 PM (9aVck)

87 More and more, 2 things are becoming clear:

1) he was their last choice
2) they knew all this but have no clue it's offensive.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2024 03:47 PM (Zn/ck)

88 I'd think he should be holding douche...

Posted by: Stateless at August 07, 2024 03:47 PM (jvJvP)

89 63 This Tim Walz character was a Command Master Sergeant of Cock.


also BergerMeister MeisterBerger of Cock


Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 07, 2024 03:47 PM (s3qiR)

90 Chris Matthews back on MSNBC telling us about Kamola Harris: ‘She Was John Wayne Last Night!’

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 07, 2024 03:47 PM (TGPs7)

91 3 That's a really big tampon.
Posted by: nurse ratched

He's a really big cunt.

Posted by: Elderly Git at August 07, 2024 03:47 PM (zB9nf)

92 Pathetic - some “influencer” said he looked like a coach so now all the lemmings are repeating the word over and over. And he isn’t even a coach.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2024 03:40 PM (W4qJF)

Apparently he coached while a teacher at a MN high school.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 07, 2024 03:47 PM (s9EYN)

93 87 More and more, 2 things are becoming clear:

1) he was their last choice
2) they knew all this but have no clue it's offensive.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2024 03:47 PM (Zn/ck)

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"Their last choice was obviously the best choice!"
-DU, 99.48% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

94 Walz is the seminal Democrat.

Full of shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2024 03:47 PM (Q4IgG)

95 54 46 Maybe this stolen valor loon will be enough for low propensity voting white working class people to get off their asses and vote this year.
Posted by: the lower depths at August 07, 2024 03:42 PM (+b4rY)

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If there is one thing, one event or choice, this year that will get low-propensity voters to get off their asses and vote this year, it's the attempted assassination of Donald Trump.

Which is why it is totally out of the news cycle.

Posted by: lurking grandma at August 07, 2024 03:48 PM (sujqA)

96 Did he even serve overseas in GW1? If he was in for 24 years, that would put his enlistment date around. 1991. Or did he wait until the shooting was over to join?

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 07, 2024 03:43 PM (rbKZ6)

This is why we don't math on the blog.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2024 03:45 PM (i24o9)
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They should offer an apologize.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 03:48 PM (krQz2)

97 I mean, bow ties are gay anyway, but at least wear the damn thing correctly.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August

You are killing me! I like a properly worn bow tie. Especially on a dapper attorney. You know you have worked with them and exactly what I mean!

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 03:48 PM (pZEOD)

98 Is that photoshopped in? I've never seen a man wear a bow tie like that, right up against his neck skin. (An ascot, maybe, but not a bow tie.) That's so unbelievably homo that not even homos would do it. "Too gay," they would say. I wore bow ties in the past, but they were under my collar like a tie.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2024 03:46 PM (iFTx/)

I see it more as a "male stripper" kind of thing.

But most of them are homos, too, so whatever, i guess.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2024 03:48 PM (VoAdT)

99 Be careful. JD did not fight either. But unlike Walz, he has never claimed otherwise.

Posted by: Skeptic at August 07, 2024 03:48 PM (SLVry)

100 84 Vance and his team need to lock down all the facts about Walz's military service and use it in the debate. All facts 100% irrefutable.
Posted by: SamIam at August 07, 2024 03:46 PM (oasF3)

There now won't be a VP debate...at least if Walz is still VP...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2024 03:48 PM (exHjb)

101 That's a really big tampon.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Sure is, but what is he holding?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 07, 2024 03:48 PM (XhxLj)

102 and to hell with Nancy P being called 'speaker emerita' or whatever

that position does not exist
Posted by: Don Black

Eh, I'm cool with it.
-- Zombie Pope Emeritus Benedict

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 03:49 PM (v6JzV)

103 >44 Walz looks Biden's age.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2024 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

Bro needs to hit the gym and maybe have a salad or five.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 07, 2024 03:49 PM (NgqoH)

104 Timmy Tampons is certainly someone you do not want being around your kids.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at August 07, 2024 03:49 PM (xPJvm)

105 @95

>>Which is why it is totally out of the news cycle.

For all intents and purposes, it didn't happen.

Which is a pretty neat trick as trick go.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2024 03:49 PM (XV/Pl)

106 Thank you for your service

Posted by: Zombie Bo Biden at August 07, 2024 03:49 PM (wBaIH)

107 This is why we don't math on the blog.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2024 03:45 PM (i24o9)

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LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2024 03:49 PM (DRSnL)

108 I also think it’s funny Nancy was not made aware he lied about this. She is not going to be a happy devil. No one embarrasses Nancy.
Posted by: Piper
.......

She will have shaky hands and lose her dentures.

The following health conditions can also cause shaky hands:
1. alcohol misuse or withdrawal.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2024 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

109 the truly amazing thing is how shameless Walz is.

he knows he was a coward and ran and hid from his responsibilities! he knows this could look bad!

but he what - thinks it's all fine somehow? figured once he was in they'd have to eat shit to cover for him and YOLO?

what a toolbag

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 07, 2024 03:49 PM (s3qiR)

110 99 Be careful. JD did not fight either. But unlike Walz, he has never claimed otherwise.
Posted by: Skeptic at August

JD was in a combat zone. He wasn’t front line, but as you said, he hasn’t claimed otherwise.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 03:50 PM (pZEOD)

111 This probably broke too early. We may have another Eagleton on our hands.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 07, 2024 03:50 PM (1bNHn)

112 100 84 Vance and his team need to lock down all the facts about Walz's military service and use it in the debate. All facts 100% irrefutable.
Posted by: SamIam at August 07, 2024 03:46 PM (oasF3)


True, but he was in a war zone... I guess you could call Minneapolis/ St Paul a war zone of sorts..

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 03:50 PM (IyPmt)

113 They knew when they picked him. So why did they pick him?

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 03:50 PM (puj26)

114 They should offer an apologize.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 03:48 PM (krQz2)

Maybe send an invite?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2024 03:50 PM (i24o9)

115 Sgt. Bilko

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2024 03:50 PM (63Dwl)

116 "Command master sergeant" would be a first sergeant, also called "top", also called "first sergeant" - the highest-ranking NCO in a company. I had a great 1SG when I was a signal platoon looey in the MAANG.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 07, 2024 03:50 PM (KAi1n)

117 Apparently, from what I can tell, Walz has been photographed wearing a 1st Special Forces Group hat a number of times

Green Beret Nap Time
@GBNT1952
Hey @Tim_Walz, this you? Do you often wear our crest even though you were only National Guard with zero deployments, never went through SFAS or the Q course, and by all accounts never even worked with Special Forces?
Stolen valor much?
Images: x.com/GBNT1952/status/1821211642857975880
Proud Elephant 🇺🇸🦅 and 7 others
8:47 AM · Aug 7, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 07, 2024 03:50 PM (9aVck)

118
If bernie sanders and john brennan had an old, gay son...

Posted by: Dr Fuckface, mental expert (D) at August 07, 2024 03:51 PM (Pymss)

119 and to hell with Nancy P being called 'speaker emerita' or whatever

that position does not exist
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2024 03:44 PM (/7KEl)

--
It's down the hall from office of the President Elect of the United States.

What is with these people inflating their titles and making up new ones? It's like they're wanna be banana republic dictators or klan memb-

Never mind it just clicked.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at August 07, 2024 03:51 PM (hjUY3)

120 I wonder what the ratio between combat and non-combat troops is, nowadays??

Posted by: tubal at August 07, 2024 03:51 PM (PCK5/)

121 Tamp on. Apply directly to the forehead.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 03:51 PM (puj26)

122 All these completely snotty Dem female politicians snapping out with "I'm not aware of him being in the service." Maybe ask.

Posted by: m at August 07, 2024 03:41 PM (64Zez)
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It doesn't just come out of the air.

You got to read for shit like that.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 03:43 PM


I have a liberal friend, who considers himself well informed, who, during GWB's reelection campaign, was legitimately surprised when I mentioned W was a fighter pilot. You can't fix that kind of stupid.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2024 03:52 PM (kgE5c)

123 113 They knew when they picked him. So why did they pick him?
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 03:50 PM (puj26)

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They didn't seem to ask many (if any) senators because they can't risk losing a seat.

They only seem to have approached governors, and that was just a steady string of nos like Cooper and Whitmer.

They wanted someone with statewide recognition, with a record of winning statewide, but who wouldn't risk them making the senate situation worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

124
Cernovich
@Cernovich
There’s still way more oppo about Tim
Walz. This is all a warm up. Wait until you find out the rest. Truly disgusting stuff.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 07, 2024 03:52 PM (TGPs7)

125 It's time to contemplate the significance of "in the shit." If there's no shit to be in, can it still be said that someone was "in the shit?" If it's true that "those also serve who only stand and wait," then clearly one can be "in the shit" even if there's no shit to be in.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 07, 2024 03:52 PM (woPEM)

126 Gals, what say you? You've better radar than us guys.

To me, Walz gives off major league creep vibes.

Thoughts?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2024 03:52 PM (tT6L1)

127 and to hell with Nancy P being called 'speaker emerita' or whatever

that position does not exist
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2024 03:44 PM (/7KEl)

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Nobody, who was acquitted in the Senate was "impeached forever" either.

But this is disinformation propagated by the disinformation media.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 03:52 PM (krQz2)

128 Be careful. JD did not fight either. But unlike Walz, he has never claimed otherwise.
Posted by: Skeptic at August 07, 2024 03:48 PM (SLVry)

He went to Iraq, and did what his superior officers required of him. Not everyone can be at the point of the spear. And even a REMF was at risk of being blown up by a truck bomb, or an incoming artillery shell or rocket.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2024 03:52 PM (QpSHc)

129 122 I have a liberal friend, who considers himself well informed, who, during GWB's reelection campaign, was legitimately surprised when I mentioned W was a fighter pilot. You can't fix that kind of stupid.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2024 03:52 PM (kgE5c)

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This would be like us not knowing that Kamala was in Seal Team Six, man.

She killed Osama!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

130 What did Vance do in Iraq if he wasn't in combat?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 03:53 PM (v6JzV)

131
Any man that can hold a vibrating tampon while wearing a bow tie has my vote.

So much more normal then that weird Vance.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at August 07, 2024 03:53 PM (RKVpM)

132 130 What did Vance do in Iraq if he wasn't in combat?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 03:53 PM (v6JzV)

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Hydrate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

133 If my father had done 96 in a 55 while blowing a .128 and claiming he was deaf, I'd've run away from home in absolute shame.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 07, 2024 03:53 PM (KAi1n)

134 Walz is the seminal Democrat.

Full of shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2024 03:47 PM (Q4IgG)

Kamala loves seminal.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 03:53 PM (puj26)

135 Tamp on. Apply directly to the forehead.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 03:51 PM (puj26)

=====

Ohhh I hate you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2024 03:53 PM (DRSnL)

136 said he looked like a coach

You misspelled couch.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 07, 2024 03:53 PM (JazRo)

137 Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 07, 2024 03:50 PM (9aVck)

Owwwch, that's going to leave a mark. Also, for the record, I do not want to experience "Green Beret Nap Time."

Posted by: pookysgirl gets some military lingo but not all at August 07, 2024 03:53 PM (dtlDP)

138 They knew when they picked him. So why did they pick him?
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 03:50 PM (puj26)

Maybe "they" knew? Maybe "they" didn't care? Maybe everyone else except Joshey didn't want the gig? So Tampon Timmy answered the call.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 07, 2024 03:53 PM (K861k)

139 @125

>>It's time to contemplate the significance of "in the shit."

Ersatz George Carlin: You don't take a shit, you leave a shit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2024 03:54 PM (XV/Pl)

140 So they are already swiftboating him. Claiming he abandoned his guard unit when they were going to deploy to Iraq.

We have to rebut this kind of shit at every turn. They're getting a lot of mileage out of this and tampons in boys rooms. I don’t understand their obsession over this thing

Rebut it or ignore it or turn it into a positive? Walz retired after 20+ years; he didn't "desert." He got public schools to put free feminine hygiene products in all middle and high school school bathrooms...and God knows nobody should make life easier for trans kids.

You are so right. Ignoring a bully only emboldens them. When they bring a gun, we need to bring a grenade launcher. And the tampon thing only plays to their base. The majority of Americans will view their attacks as ridiculous.

My daughter's school put a tampon machine in the boys restroom. That lasted all of one month. Those things ended up all over the school. Boys being boys.

"Boys being boys". Incorrect. There is no such thing.

This was tried during the Governor race. They have the tools to rebut it and I’m sure they will What have the Rs got? Bone spurs.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2024 03:54 PM (ycI94)

141 Sergeant Slaughter>>Sergeant Bilko>>Sergeant Carter>>Sargent Shriver>>Sergeant Walz

Posted by: No Time For Sergeants at August 07, 2024 03:54 PM (CV8a5)

142 Walz. This is all a warm up. Wait until you find out the rest. Truly disgusting stuff.


not at all surprising because YES Blake he gives off VERY CREEPY vibes

he's the scout leader who puts his hand on a young boy's knee for no reason. the coach who inexplicably likes to pop into the locker room way too much

he's also a douchecanoe

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 07, 2024 03:54 PM (s3qiR)

143 Get Tampon Timmy some aviators and crash helmet and put him in the situation room with Joke, stat.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2024 03:54 PM (nDGMq)

144 " and I hunt."

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I love how they think that gives them some credibility on guns.

Posted by: Jay in PA at August 07, 2024 03:54 PM (i7Q7S)

145 125 It's time to contemplate the significance of "in the shit." If there's no shit to be in, can it still be said that someone was "in the shit?" If it's true that "those also serve who only stand and wait," then clearly one can be "in the shit" even if there's no shit to be in.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 07, 2024 03:52 PM (woPEM)

Wait, why are you standing in shit?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2024 03:54 PM (VoAdT)

146 I'd think he should be holding douche...
Posted by: Stateless


They didn't need two douches in the photo.

Posted by: mikeski at August 07, 2024 03:54 PM (UThTS)

147 Odds that they replace this twat as VP? Very low, for sure, but not zero. I mean, they did just stage a coup against a sitting President of the USA.
Posted by: Elric Blade


It's already insane that they swapped out Bidet. Tossing out the VP nom is just spitting gas on the bonfire.

The GOP really needs to emphasis the chaotic insanity that has become the Democrats. This is just bat-shit nuts.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2024 03:54 PM (IG4Id)

148 130 What did Vance do in Iraq if he wasn't in combat?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 03:53 PM (v6JzV)

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The normal raping and pillaging that deplorables normally do.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2024 03:54 PM (Xbq2K)

149 Huh weird. Walz normally luvs Ivy League Balz.

I mean he’s gotta suck all the Ivy cock now, but all of a sudden it’s bad that ONE person went there? Fuck xhim

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 07, 2024 03:54 PM (5wPLo)

150 "Sen. Tina Smith (D-MN) says she’s “not aware” of any military service JD Vance has ever served."

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Holy cow is she an unbelievably ignorant twat.

How lost is Minnesota?

Posted by: Jay in PA at August 07, 2024 03:55 PM (i7Q7S)

151 More and more, 2 things are becoming clear:

1) he was their last choice
2) they knew all this but have no clue it's offensive.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2024 03:47 PM (Zn/ck)
_________

I think he was their only choice. The others didn't want to be this whore's VP. The only exception might have been Shapiro. He's weaselly and stupid enough to think a Jew-hating party might pick a Jew for VP. Might as well be a leper and think you're gonna get picked for Seven Minutes in Heaven.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2024 03:55 PM (iFTx/)

152 Ohhh I hate you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2024 03:53 PM (DRSnL)

Earworm?

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 03:55 PM (puj26)

153 140 So they are already swiftboating him. Claiming he abandoned his guard unit when they were going to deploy to Iraq.

We have to rebut this kind of shit at every turn. They're getting a lot of mileage out of this and tampons in boys rooms. I don’t understand their obsession over this thing
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"Boys being boys". Incorrect. There is no such thing.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid Ao

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1. Refute it with what? "He just coincidentally decided to retire after he got orders to go to Iraq"? Is that some great defense?

2. Boys are not allowed to be boys. Yup. It's weird how men vote increasingly uniformly against Democrats now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

154 New Marquette WI poll out.

Harris 50%, Trump49% LV's

In June, before debate, it was Biden 51%, Trump 49%.

So no major change. A literal tossup.

Posted by: WisRich at August 07, 2024 03:55 PM (G0vdT)

155
111 This probably broke too early. We may have another Eagleton on our hands.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 07, 2024 03:50 PM (1bNHn)

This exact thought has occurred to me and a couple others here. The Dems have been asking for it by completely faking their primary system and then “vetting” candidates with far left opinion groups.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2024 03:56 PM (W4qJF)

156 If Tim Walz was my dad, I would have punched him in the face numerous times.

Posted by: Jay in PA at August 07, 2024 03:56 PM (i7Q7S)

157 130 What did Vance do in Iraq if he wasn't in combat?
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Combat correspondent, I believe.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 07, 2024 03:56 PM (woPEM)

158 You are killing me! I like a properly worn bow tie.
Posted by: Piper

OK, but they're still gay.

I was really glad when Tucker started wearing a normal, hetero-guy tie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 03:56 PM (v6JzV)

159 He needs tampon earrings.

https://tinyurl.com/263knysm

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2024 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

160 "Senator Gary Peters, it is Kamala Harris on line 2. She is saying something about that the VP job has become available again."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 07, 2024 03:56 PM (9aVck)

161
Look, fats...

All you need to know about tim walz is tim walz can only be elected to office in Minnefuckingsota.

Just like the only place cumface harris can only be elected in California.

These people are like sandy cortez, who cannot be elected outside her district.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2024 03:56 PM (Pymss)

162
This probably broke too early. We may have another Eagleton on our hands.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 07, 2024 03:50 PM


Didn't work out for them then, won't work out for them this time. They're stuck with this loser who screams pedo.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 07, 2024 03:56 PM (RKVpM)

163 From what I've read about Walz and from hearing him speak, and from the people under his command it was probably a good thing he bailed when he did. I never served because of horrible eyesight, but I think that Walz would have run away at the first sound of battle

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2024 03:56 PM (lyna3)

164 I know Kamala was picked to help keep the down ballot damage minimized.

With the selection of Walz, a bunch of DNC candidates have to be screaming, "Get off my side!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2024 03:56 PM (tT6L1)

165 Ol’ Yellow Stain

Posted by: Bogie with the strawberries at August 07, 2024 03:56 PM (Modkf)

166 154 New Marquette WI poll out.

Harris 50%, Trump49% LV's

In June, before debate, it was Biden 51%, Trump 49%.

So no major change. A literal tossup.
Posted by: WisRich at August 07, 2024 03:55 PM (G0vdT)

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But all the other polls show Harris gaining 7-10 points nationally! How can that be true and a swing state remains unmoved!? She should be up by 5!

(I didn't believe the polls before. I don't believe them now.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

167 Vance has never claimed combact experience. But he was in Iraq and I doubt he got that position because of his influencial parents.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 07, 2024 03:56 PM (dDSBl)

168 I was all over that Iraq place. I was Special Agent Blue Falcon.

Yeah, you ever hear us military guys talk about Blue Falcon? They're talking about me. That's how well known I am, among those who were there. If you know, you know.

Posted by: Tim Walz at August 07, 2024 03:56 PM (hmKaK)

169 Did he even serve overseas in GW1? If he was in for 24 years, that would put his enlistment date around. 1991. Or did he wait until the shooting was over to join?

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 07, 2024 03:43 PM (rbKZ6)

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We didn't send NG units to GW1.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 07, 2024 03:57 PM (3Fz6p)

170 Seriously though, the National Guard (run by states) should never be used overseas. That’s what the regular military is for. It’s a travesty that we allowed them to nationalize the state militias.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 07, 2024 03:57 PM (SPWCB)

171 Vance responded to Walz's critique, saying, "I came from a family where nobody in my family had ever gone to law school. I grew up in a poor family. The fact that Tim Walz wants to turn it into a bad thing, that I actually worked myself through college, through law school and made something myself -- to me, that's the American dream. And if Tim Walz wants to insult it, I think that's frankly pretty bizarre."

Bizarre is the new weird.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 03:57 PM (xCA6C)

172 120 I wonder what the ratio between combat and non-combat troops is, nowadays??

I recall there were more positions for non-combat troops in Vietnam than now. Part of getting to an all volunteer army was contracting many of them out. I have an acquaintance who had to serve in a non-combat role claiming conscientious objector status.

Posted by: lurking grandma at August 07, 2024 03:57 PM (sujqA)

173 Sergeant Slaughter>>Sergeant Bilko>>Sergeant Carter>>Sargent Shriver>>Sergeant Shultz>>Sergeant Walz
Posted by: No Time For Sergeants at August 07, 2024 03:54 PM (CV8a5)

Fixed.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 07, 2024 03:57 PM (K861k)

174 "Boys being boys". Incorrect. There is no such thing.

After being given an example of exactly such a thing.

Posted by: spindrift at August 07, 2024 03:57 PM (OguvZ)

175 The cultists are referring to him as "Coach" or "the Coach."

The Coach will take care of it!

Coach is in Philly with Kamala right now!!!

I guess they quietly retired "Sheriff Joe" a while ago.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office

Hmmm, just like another Coach from PA...what was his name? I believe that they took his statue down after a 52 count indictment and conviction.

Posted by: Cheri at August 07, 2024 03:57 PM (oiNtH)

176 In the old days going AWOL to avoid combat would get you shot.

But America isn't a serious country anymore and hasn't been one in a while.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2024 03:57 PM (oZhjI)

177 I think it's time to give Minnesota back to the Sioux.

Make 1862 great again.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 03:57 PM (v6JzV)

178 "Claiming he abandoned his guard unit when they were going to deploy to Iraq."

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Oh toots, it isn't a "claim" it is a fact.

Posted by: Jay in PA at August 07, 2024 03:57 PM (i7Q7S)

179 To me, Walz gives off major league creep vibes.

Thoughts?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2024 03:52 PM (tT6L1)

Guy was a student grooming group faculty advisor way back before it was mainstream left. He made pedos part of the protected class group of "sexual orientation." He coached, and the one pic I have seen of him with kids in a home (his home?) gave off Penn State Sandusky vibes. He hugs his wife like she is a prop.

Dude has major skeletons that are going to drop.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2024 03:57 PM (i24o9)

180 116 "Command master sergeant" would be a first sergeant, also called "top", also called "first sergeant" - the highest-ranking NCO in a company. I had a great 1SG when I was a signal platoon looey in the MAANG.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 07, 2024 03:50 PM (KAi1n)

CSM is an E9, depending on the role, also SGM. The highest NCO available. Top is for a 1SG, top NCO in the company, E8.

Disclaimer, never served, was just married to it for a very long time.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 03:58 PM (pZEOD)

181 Huh... looks like my sybian! I didn't say he could keep it!

Posted by: Adam Kinzinger, cryin' for ya at August 07, 2024 03:58 PM (oqI6K)

182 126 Gals, what say you? You've better radar than us guys.

To me, Walz gives off major league creep vibes.

Thoughts?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2024 03:52

100%. Reminds me of Denny Hastert.

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 07, 2024 03:58 PM (rbKZ6)

183 I think he was their only choice. The others didn't want to be this whore's VP. The only exception might have been Shapiro. He's weaselly and stupid enough to think a Jew-hating party might pick a Jew for VP. Might as well be a leper and think you're gonna get picked for Seven Minutes in Heaven.


this rings extremely true

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 07, 2024 03:58 PM (s3qiR)

184 Why is Timmy holding Hillary's cunt cork?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 07, 2024 03:58 PM (pohLc)

185 174 "Boys being boys". Incorrect. There is no such thing.

After being given an example of exactly such a thing.
Posted by: spindrift at August 07, 2024 03:57 PM (OguvZ)

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Nah.

It's part of the effort to destroy boys and remold them into defective girls.

Boys should act like girls. Well, not real girls. Real girls are kind of mean to each other. They should act like girls having polite tea parties.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

186 126 Gals, what say you? You've better radar than us guys.

To me, Walz gives off major league creep vibes.

Thoughts?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2024 03:52 PM (tT6L1)

OMG, yes, he's the kind of guy when you sneak off to the bathroom during a party, you pray he doesn't follow you into the hallway leading to the bathroom. Bad things happen in those hallways.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 07, 2024 03:58 PM (LJ9Iy)

187 @SFGoth, when I was in, I was only in one Unit, for 3 years,an Artillery BN in Germany. It was a small Unit, alone on a small Kaserne. All that to say, that except for our CSM, the senior NCOs were all in "acting" roles, I had two E-7 First Sgts, and all the motor pool guys were in roles at least one or two steps higher than their insignia would indicate. It was a bit of a zoo.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 07, 2024 03:58 PM (x+zNV)

188 Hmmm, just like another Coach from PA...what was his name? I believe that they took his statue down after a 52 count indictment and conviction.

Posted by: Cheri at August 07, 2024 03:57 PM (oiNtH)

Sandusky, and yes, he has the same vibe.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2024 03:58 PM (i24o9)

189 If Walz were a member of the Secret Service, he would be that short, chubby female agent using the body of the wounded President Trump as a human shield.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 07, 2024 03:58 PM (7fVdQ)

190 176 In the old days going AWOL to avoid combat would get you shot.

But America isn't a serious country anymore and hasn't been one in a while.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07

He did not go AWOL. It’s not that juicy.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 03:58 PM (pZEOD)

191 Embrace of cognitive dissonance is the Left's superpower.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 07, 2024 03:58 PM (PiwSw)

192 145 125 It's time to contemplate the significance of "in the shit." If there's no shit to be in, can it still be said that someone was "in the shit?" If it's true that "those also serve who only stand and wait," then clearly one can be "in the shit" even if there's no shit to be in.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 07, 2024 03:52 PM (woPEM)

Wait, why are you standing in shit?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2024 03:54 PM (VoAdT)

Well, she is standing next to Biden... soooo..

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2024 03:58 PM (xaFKb)

193 The Democrat party sure is full of unimpressive, dumb as shit women...
Tina Smith
@TinaSmithMN
I want to tell you all a story about the Tim Walz I know…
Video: x.com/TinaSmithMN/status/1820929220370935920
2:05 PM · Aug 6, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 07, 2024 03:58 PM (9aVck)

194 Sargent Schultz > Sergeant Slaughter>>Sergeant Bilko>>Sergeant Carter>>Sargent Shriver>>Sergeant Walz

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2024 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

195 I'm gobsmacked by the Dems running this playbook against Vance. Yeah, I know it's standard to question a Repub VP's background but that works only when he's pretty unknown.

Vance wrote a MFing best seller about his background and Opie made a hugely successful movie about it. Half of the wine moms probably read it--plus a lot of independents. IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK THIS TIME.

Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at August 07, 2024 03:59 PM (FEVMW)

196 Cernovich
@Cernovich
There’s still way more oppo about Tim
Walz. This is all a warm up. Wait until you find out the rest. Truly disgusting stuff.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

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"Timmy loves kids, I mean he really loves kids in the literal sense." Kamala Harris.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 03:59 PM (qdbNv)

197 Earworm?
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 03:55 PM (puj26)

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That commercial was the WORST.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2024 03:59 PM (DRSnL)

198 People who inflate/ make up titles get my goat!

Posted by: The Grand, High, Exalted, Mystic, Ruler, Morris Fink at August 07, 2024 03:59 PM (CV8a5)

199 Hmmm, just like another Coach from PA...what was his name? I believe that they took his statue down after a 52 count indictment and conviction.


yeah cheri they might live to regret this "coach" thing

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 07, 2024 03:59 PM (s3qiR)

200 100%. Reminds me of Denny Hastert.
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 07, 2024 03:58 PM (rbKZ6)


You're right

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 03:59 PM (IyPmt)

201 Darn it. Waaayy too slow.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2024 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

202 This probably broke too early. We may have another Eagleton on our hands.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 07, 2024 03:50 PM


Agree. Still, I'm not sure even the Dems could pull off yet another replacement on the top of their ticket.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 04:00 PM (xCA6C)

203
All this prompted me to review the military ranks, and the differences between services:

https://tinyurl.com/y8hddaeo

Something that gets confusing is the "lateral ranks". Here, you have command sergeant major vs sergeant major at E-9 level, and then below that, E-8, you have first sergeant vs. master sergeant. Note the differences between the Marines and the Air Force with their different sergeant levels.

A command sergeant major will be the most senior enlisted NCO in a unit at the battalion level or above. A First sergeant will be the most senior at the company level.

The have different duties than the regular sergeant majors and master sergeants. It's complex.

But it looks like Walz was going to take on the CSM role for his battalion. He quit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 07, 2024 04:00 PM (w6EFb)

204 Be careful. JD did not fight either. But unlike Walz, he has never claimed otherwise.
Posted by: Skeptic

May I draw your attention to 1LT Sharon Lane USA KIA '69 during a rocket attack on an evac hospital iirc.

https://t.ly/vZ4fd

Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2024 04:00 PM (DMr82)

205 Minnesota must be really screwed. Walz is a loon, Tina Smith is dumb as a box of rocks, Klobuchar is obnoxious and stupid, Keith Ellison is a Marxist Muslim and Minneapolis Mayor Frey makes soyboys look butch. I live in NY where Schumer is evil but he is intelligent.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2024 04:00 PM (lyna3)

206
Walz is giving off the Denny Hastert vibes.

Ewwww

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 07, 2024 04:00 PM (+oR7L)

207 He was in artillery? And couldn't bear to be 20clicks back from the front?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 07, 2024 04:00 PM (aD39U)

208 @175

>>Hmmm, just like another Coach from PA...what was his name? I believe that they took his statue down after a 52 count indictment and conviction.

JoePa looked the other way when Jerry Sandusky was running wild, he wasn't an active participant.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2024 04:00 PM (XV/Pl)

209 179- He coached, and the one pic I have seen of him with kids in a home (his home?) gave off Penn State Sandusky vibes. He hugs his wife like she is a prop.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2024 03:57 PM

He reminds me of him too.

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 07, 2024 04:00 PM (rbKZ6)

210 This guy reminds me of Potato Stelter. Should Walz be called the Yam?

They both have those creepy potato-shaped faces you find peering out of windows in white panel vans that you just wanna punch and keep punching.

Actually, Walz' face looks like a tampon. Tampon Tim it is!

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2024 04:01 PM (iFTx/)

211
Gotta keep in mind that cumface's nanny-fucking husband is jewish with jewish kids, so putting Shapiro on the ticket would be too much for the blacks to accept.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2024 04:01 PM (Pymss)

212 200 100%. Reminds me of Denny Hastert.
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 07, 2024 03:58 PM (rbKZ6)


You're right
Posted by: It's me donna
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Timmy obviously loves gladiator movies.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 04:01 PM (qdbNv)

213 Looking forward to having some Walz conversation with my lib friends here. Between the hapless GOP and our pathetically subservient left wing media environment, my guess is all of this is news to the MN electorate.

Silver lining of this pick is that I will get an unexpected chance to vote against Timmah again this fall. Hope it works out better than the last one.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at August 07, 2024 04:01 PM (5C4od)

214 Tampon of the 50-foot woman.

She wasn’t looking for her errant husband when she tore the roof off the bar, but simply wanted to get at the tampon in the men’s room!

Posted by: Reno_Dave at August 07, 2024 04:01 PM (t/84y)

215 Tim Walz is the dad an entire generation wish they had instead of the one they lost to Fox News.

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Mamma-la / Yellow Pop 2024!

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 07, 2024 04:01 PM (HYm6n)

216
You are killing me! I like a properly worn bow tie. Especially on a dapper attorney. You know you have worked with them and exactly what I mean!
Posted by: Piper at August

Dapper southern attorney. Bow tie and seersucker suit.

Posted by: Tuna at August 07, 2024 04:01 PM (oaGWv)

217 122 I have a liberal friend, who considers himself well informed, who, during GWB's reelection campaign, was legitimately surprised when I mentioned W was a fighter pilot. You can't fix that kind of stupid.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2024 03:52 PM (kgE5c)
_______________

I have a liberal neighbor who'd never heard of George Soros.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2024 04:01 PM (YqDXo)

218 I also think he looks like Bud Melman from the early Letterman shows.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 07, 2024 04:01 PM (LJ9Iy)

219 It's time to contemplate the significance of "in the shit." If there's no shit to be in, can it still be said that someone was "in the shit?" If it's true that "those also serve who only stand and wait," then clearly one can be "in the shit" even if there's no shit to be in.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 07, 2024 03:52 PM (woPEM)

Wait, why are you standing in shit?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2024 03:54 PM (VoAdT)


Well, it's better than standing on your head in s***.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 04:01 PM (xCA6C)

220 Until all of this info about Walz came out, I was pretty sure our governor ( Gretchen whitmer) was the worst governor, she may be, because Walz only put a couple of people under arrest for violating Covid restrictions, where as Gretchen had many people arrested. They both seem incredibly power hungry.
.

Posted by: Chillin the most at August 07, 2024 04:02 PM (AhKLt)

221 194 Sargent Schultz > Sergeant Slaughter>>Sergeant Bilko>>Sergeant Carter>>Sargent Shriver>>Sergeant Walz
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2024 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

Dick Sargent> Why? He got him some Witch...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2024 04:02 PM (xaFKb)

222 I've been a civilian all my life, but it's my understanding that Master Sergeants are the backbone of the Army.

Posted by: mrp at August 07, 2024 04:02 PM (rj6Yv)

223 @205

>>Minnesota must be really screwed. Walz is a loon, Tina Smith is dumb as a box of rocks, Klobuchar is obnoxious and stupid, Keith Ellison is a Marxist Muslim and Minneapolis Mayor Frey makes soyboys look butch. I live in NY where Schumer is evil but he is intelligent.

Again, this is why the founders created the EC.

https://tinyurl.com/n7dkv64r

If an EC structure could be installed for state level races, the Donks wouldn't be able to sniff an office.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2024 04:02 PM (XV/Pl)

224 "I have a liberal friend, who considers himself well informed, who, during GWB's reelection campaign, was legitimately surprised when I mentioned W was a fighter pilot."

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The party they vote for depends on this ignorance.

Posted by: Jay in PA at August 07, 2024 04:02 PM (i7Q7S)

225 And don't forget brave Pete Buttigieg in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 04:02 PM (v6JzV)

226 130 What did Vance do in Iraq if he wasn't in combat?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 03:53 PM (v6JzV)

I don’t know the actual numbers, but probably 3/4 of the service men and women who served in Iraq never saw actual combat.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2024 04:02 PM (W4qJF)

227
Waltz, face.

[X] Punchable

[ ] Not Punchable

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2024 04:03 PM (XeU6L)

228 Be careful. JD did not fight either.
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That doesn't matter. If you went when you were called, if you entered the theater, then it's head and shoulders above Walz.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 04:03 PM (krQz2)

229 Dick Sargent> Why? He got him some Witch...
Posted by: Romeo13

Dick York, the hetero one, had her first.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 04:03 PM (v6JzV)

230 Most Liberals are Liberals because of their Feelz… the Fascists are a different story…

Posted by: tubal at August 07, 2024 04:03 PM (PCK5/)

231 "When told that they would all be shot
"Unless they left the service,
"That hero hesitated not,
"So marvellous his nerve is.
"He sent his resignation in,
"The first of all his corps, O!"

Posted by: Pope John 20th at August 07, 2024 04:03 PM (gUhSx)

232
and he "hunts."

Yeah, another Democrat candidate who says he "hunts" but...

Hunts...but...maybe the 2A needs adjusting....

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2024 04:03 PM (Pymss)

233 Don’t forget, he claimed to be deaf in hi DUI due to artillery. That he heard all the way in Italy.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 04:03 PM (pZEOD)

234 205 Minnesota must be really screwed. Walz is a loon, Tina Smith is dumb as a box of rocks, Klobuchar is obnoxious and stupid, Keith Ellison is a Marxist Muslim and Minneapolis Mayor Frey makes soyboys look butch. I live in NY where Schumer is evil but he is intelligent.
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Well mister Smell the Glove, it ain't easy to attract good talent for those elected positions in flyover Jesus land and bring civilization to those folks clinging to religion and guns.

We have to get people stupid enough not to believe in documentaries like "Deliverance" about their constituents.

Posted by: DNC at August 07, 2024 04:04 PM (qdbNv)

235 " Walz" retired from the Minnesota National Guard in 2005. At the time he was serving as one of the highest ranking members of the 1-125th Field Artillery Battalion."

Well that seems true, but misleading. Weasel words ... the Democrat bread and butter.

But he was not the highest ranking in Congress (or whatever he said) since he was demoted, I presume before he was even elected.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2024 04:04 PM (Cus5s)

236 Vance did media relations. Trotted out to deal with reporters.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 07, 2024 04:04 PM (dDSBl)

237 So Walz brought Fallujah and/or Mogadishu to Minneapolis? Imma confused.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 04:04 PM (FmapG)

238 Wow, even the Nat'l Guard confirms that he has been telling lies about his service for years.

Will they "coup" him too? Who's left to serve?

Posted by: PJU at August 07, 2024 04:04 PM (G1dq6)

239 "I live in NY where Schumer is evil but he is intelligent."

Cheese on frozen patties says otherwise.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 07, 2024 04:04 PM (KAi1n)

240 Who said anything about fighting? He deployed to a war zone while the other guy opted to drop out rather than do so.

Posted by: steevy at August 07, 2024 04:04 PM (HJ9BW)

241 Day One of filming Cackle Creature: Ascent of a Fell Beast. Kamala, profound in her banality, queried me earlier whether I was the point person invested with providing YouTube content in service to her OG Brat street cred. "Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, said she, a mode of address which I had not before encountered, "Massage those Likes and unique views, my dude." She then murmured something about needing more ice for Momma's medicine before slumping to the pavement.

As the Secret Service, by dint of long experience, hoisted her wine mom cadaver to a nearby chair, I urged them to persevere in their duty, pointing out that no sloping roofs were present. As her head dipped down almost to her lap, amazing streams of gibberish uttered from her pie-hole, seeming to ask someone named Jill, I think? if she did not know the K-meister would cut her. James Joyce would both marvel and vomit at her discursive tangents fueled by Everclear and wine coolers.

Ach.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 07, 2024 04:04 PM (tmPIh)

242 Looking forward to having some Walz conversation with my lib friends here. Between the hapless GOP and our pathetically subservient left wing media environment, my guess is all of this is news to the MN electorate.

Silver lining of this pick is that I will get an unexpected chance to vote against Timmah again this fall. Hope it works out better than the last one.
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at August 07, 2024

Live here too. He's been blown by the Red Star and Peeon Press. Conservatives here have known about his stolen valor etc. for years! The media...other than Alpha news crickets/

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 07, 2024 04:04 PM (DmptV)

243 If you're a newborn and this is your first day--how can you be slighted for not knowing that JD Vance served his country?!

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 04:05 PM (krQz2)

244 Tampon of the 50-foot woman.

She wasn’t looking for her errant husband when she tore the roof off the bar, but simply wanted to get at the tampon in the men’s room!

Posted by: Reno_Dave at August 07, 2024 04:01 PM (t/84y)

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Up next from Disney: Godzilla vs. Tampon Tim.

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 07, 2024 04:05 PM (HYm6n)

245 I've been a civilian all my life, but it's my understanding that Master Sergeants are the backbone of the Army.
Posted by: mrp

Senior enlisted are the backbone of all the service branches.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 04:05 PM (v6JzV)

246
Hey, he was at the window when Minneapolis burned.

Well, standing behind his wife, but you take my meaning...

Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2024 04:05 PM (j4U/Z)

247 Everything about Kamala/Walz is so blatantly manufactured and watching the NPCs online/social media just go right along with it is pathetic. All the tweets, the posts, the memes; it's all so phony.

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 07, 2024 04:05 PM (pZ0Mr)

248 216 Dapper southern attorney. Bow tie and seersucker suit.
Posted by: Tuna at August 07, 2024 04:01 PM (oaGWv)

Or linen! I am not picky.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 04:05 PM (pZEOD)

249 And don't forget brave Pete Buttigieg in Afghanistan.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
......

He brought up the rear.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2024 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

250
You know who else had a DUI?

bob orourke

bob was also arrested for burglary

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2024 04:05 PM (Pymss)

251 This “JD didnt fight” nonsense is leftist talk. He never claimed to. He got deployed. Walz quit and got demoted when he was going to get deployed. Thats why all these bints are out talking “combat experience.” They knew this about Walz, they are ready, but it doesnt mean it will work.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 07, 2024 04:06 PM (vsXBg)

252 ---
That doesn't matter. If you went when you were called, if you entered the theater, then it's head and shoulders above Walz.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 04:03 PM

This, so much this.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 07, 2024 04:06 PM (DmptV)

253 So Kam/Tim are having a rally right now with a huge crowd..Another concert called a rally

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 04:06 PM (IyPmt)

254 Agree. Still, I'm not sure even the Dems could pull off yet another replacement on the top of their ticket.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 04:00 PM (xCA6C)

Imagine them going to Shapiro in about a month and saying “ok I know you’re a Jew and we didn’t want you, but how about reconsidering? We’re really desperate and nobody else wants to do it.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2024 04:06 PM (W4qJF)

255 Jimmy Carter announces he will vote for Harris.
Jimmy looks like he died a year ago and doesn't know it in this photo.

https://tinyurl.com/uvek6796

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2024 04:06 PM (/U5Yz)

256 Live here too. He's been blown by the Red Star and Peeon Press. Conservatives here have known about his stolen valor etc. for years! The media...other than Alpha news crickets/
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 07, 2024 04:04 PM (DmptV)
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I remember when the Pioneer Press was a nice counterweight to the Minneapolis Red Star.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2024 04:06 PM (tT6L1)

257 I don’t know the actual numbers, but probably 3/4 of the service men and women who served in Iraq never saw actual combat.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2024 04:02 PM (W4qJF)

My brother was field artillery in Iraq. 2 tours, and he went on many patrols in the war zone. And they weren't 20 clicks back.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 07, 2024 04:06 PM (pohLc)

258 [Correction:] Up next from Disney: Tranny Godzilla vs. Tampon Tim.

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 07, 2024 04:06 PM (HYm6n)

259 Tampon of the 50-foot woman.

She wasn’t looking for her errant husband when she tore the roof off the bar, but simply wanted to get at the tampon in the men’s room!

Posted by: Reno_Dave
......

She should have just stuck Tampon Tim in there.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2024 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

260 There's an (unverified) rumor on X that Walz had to have his stomach pumped once because he drank a gallon of horse semen. So there's that.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 07, 2024 04:07 PM (PWI4f)

261 i joined the Navy when i was 17, was in for 4 years and got out. that was in 1981. Technically, i am a veteran, still , i feel bad when i park in the Veterans reserved spot at Lowes home improvement.

Posted by: Shaftoe at August 07, 2024 04:07 PM (Rvxb7)

262 26 Gals, what say you? You've better radar than us guys.

To me, Walz gives off major league creep vibes.

Thoughts?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

Absolutely.

Posted by: Cheri at August 07, 2024 04:07 PM (oiNtH)

263 Did they vet this guy at all? I mean, if you're going to have basically a direct competitor to Vance, why would you select someone whose service could be called into question?

Every bit of this is hilarious.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 07, 2024 04:07 PM (KbCG3)

264 Jimmy Carter announces he will vote for Harris.
Jimmy looks like he died a year ago and doesn't know it in this photo.

https://tinyurl.com/uvek6796

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2024 04:06 PM (/U5Yz)

Retards and mental incompetents were last thread.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2024 04:07 PM (i24o9)

265
OUT- Smokin in the Boy's Room

IN- Tampons in the Boy's Room

Posted by: BROWNSVILLE STATION at August 07, 2024 04:07 PM (rn2/h)

266 224 "I have a liberal friend, who considers himself well informed, who, during GWB's reelection campaign, was legitimately surprised when I mentioned W was a fighter pilot."

==============

The party they vote for depends on this ignorance.
Posted by: Jay in PA
=======
These people chose to be ignorant just like those residents outside of the extermination camps were in Germany. They pretend not to know the bad things that the current regime does because the evil regime in power gives them things they want.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 04:07 PM (qdbNv)

267 What I read was that Vance was assigned to Infantry and was then transferred to media relations or some such thing.

Posted by: mrp at August 07, 2024 04:07 PM (rj6Yv)

268 Senior enlisted are the backbone of all the service branches.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 04:05 PM (v6JzV)

That's why Lloyd Austin threw 'em all an extra 20 bucks a month hardship pay last month.

Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2024 04:08 PM (j4U/Z)

269 Imagine them going to Shapiro in about a month and saying “ok I know you’re a Jew and we didn’t want you, but how about reconsidering? We’re really desperate and nobody else wants to do it.”
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I'd be Kamala's VP running mate for $10M cold cash. I'd have a blast slapping the help around.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 04:08 PM (FmapG)

270 233 Don’t forget, he claimed to be deaf in hi DUI due to artillery. That he heard all the way in Italy.
Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 04:03 PM

That’s why I’m wondering about his prior service. When was he in Italy? He got the DUI in 1995. I’m so confused, LOL!

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 07, 2024 04:08 PM (rbKZ6)

271 Walz is a First Class Major... Asshole.

Posted by: Col. Sanders at August 07, 2024 04:08 PM (gKWVE)

272 Hunts...but...maybe the 2A needs adjusting....
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2024 04:03 PM (Pymss


Interesting how the dems think we need to adjust our rights. Just a little bit. We're not taking away your rights to own a gun. Just most.of them.
We're not taking away your free speech. Just don't denigrate LGBGT people.
We're not taking away you freedom of religion. Just don't go to one of those conservative judgey churchezs.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 04:08 PM (W/lyH)

273 Walz was channeling Zisky: "I just want you guys to know, if we ever get into really heavy combat, I'll be right behind you."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2024 04:08 PM (YqDXo)

274 To lose your CSM just before deployment is a major blow to morale. To know that he abandoned his post to avoid deployment is beyond description in terms of its impact to the troops, especially the junior enlisted folks. You can hear the disgust in their voices as the men describe what Walz did. The fact he went on to steal valor is just beyond comprehension. That unit thankfully didn’t lose any troops on that deployment. But other MN guard units did. That was a tough year. Walz knew it. Everybody knew it, and unlike him went anyway.

F this piece of shit.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 07, 2024 04:09 PM (MdkS1)

275 238 Wow, even the Nat'l Guard confirms that he has been telling lies about his service for years.

Will they "coup" him too? Who's left to serve?
Posted by: PJU at August 07, 2024

Is it too late for us to borrow from AOC and send me into the race? I could play the role until we get in and then BLAMMO! It’s MAGA time! Werner will need to write out my scripts, though.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 04:09 PM (pZEOD)

276 236 Vance did media relations. Trotted out to deal with reporters.

In his book he said he spent time embedded with front line units, interviewing and photographing marines. He has a photo of himself in the book carrying a rifle.

Posted by: lurking grandma at August 07, 2024 04:09 PM (sujqA)

277 At some point, some people decided that the 2004 election was going to be a re-hash of Vietnam. They deserve a kick in the nads every day.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 07, 2024 04:09 PM (cf/0E)

278 Leaving everything about Walz’s military out of hisresume, the guy is completely worthless.

Posted by: tubal at August 07, 2024 04:09 PM (PCK5/)

279 That’s why I’m wondering about his prior service. When was he in Italy? He got the DUI in 1995. I’m so confused, LOL!
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 07, 2024 04:08 PM (rbKZ6)

Yeah, and he lived in China for a year 'teaching'... how the hell did he do his reserve time?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2024 04:09 PM (xaFKb)

280 Dick Sargent> Why? He got him some Witch...
Posted by: Romeo13

Dick York, the hetero one, had her first.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
.......

She liked Dicks?

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2024 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

281 Still, I'm not sure even the Dems could pull off yet another replacement on the top of their ticket.

See if Col. Angus is available. The ladies all love Col. Angus.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 07, 2024 04:10 PM (aD39U)

282 261 i joined the Navy when i was 17, was in for 4 years and got out. that was in 1981. Technically, i am a veteran, still , i feel bad when i park in the Veterans reserved spot at Lowes home improvement.
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I'm like you. Veterans are guys that got shot at. I just got two Love Boat tours in WestPac.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 04:10 PM (FmapG)

283 Democrats are awful. Getting rid of Biden over a little stutter.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 04:10 PM (puj26)

284 https://tinyurl.com/uvek6796
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Egads. There's no way that he is saying any of this.

Posted by: Cheri at August 07, 2024 04:10 PM (oiNtH)

285 “ After he deserted his unit, he was demoted to Master Sergeant -- a much more common rank.”

But no less important. The Msgt’s I know are all solid people. Except for this ass pirate.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 07, 2024 04:10 PM (MdkS1)

286 Why didn't he face a firing squad? Or at least a life sentence in Leavenworth?

Posted by: I'm a coward and deserter, vote for me! at August 07, 2024 04:10 PM (q1Zxb)

287 This is no small point, because Walz has repeatedly run on his claim that he was the "highest ranking service member" in Congress


Um...he was enlisted. So there were no former officers in Congress?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 04:10 PM (v6JzV)

288 ...Walz the dad an entire generation wishes they had...


Govern me harder daddy!

Posted by: AWFLs at August 07, 2024 04:10 PM (xM5OR)

289 Don’t forget, he claimed to be deaf in hi DUI due to artillery. That he heard all the way in Italy.

Maybe he went to a particularly loud opera.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 04:10 PM (xCA6C)

290 Imagine them going to Shapiro in about a month and saying “ok I know you’re a Jew and we didn’t want you, but how about reconsidering? We’re really desperate and nobody else wants to do it.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2024 04:06 PM (W4qJF)
_______________

Way to flatter someone and really induce him to carry the can for you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2024 04:10 PM (YqDXo)

291 263 Did they vet this guy at all? I mean, if you're going to have basically a direct competitor to Vance, why would you select someone whose service could be called into question?

Every bit of this is hilarious.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Well it says right on his Wikipedia page he was a combat hero. You think they went further?

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 04:10 PM (pZEOD)

292 Please tell me that is a photoshop.


Please….

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2024 04:11 PM (Hkcdp)

293 >Jimmy looks like he died a year ago and doesn't know it in this photo.

Still voting for Harris then.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 07, 2024 04:11 PM (cf/0E)

294 So I guess oppo-research isn't a thing any more for democrats? You can just go on television and say whatever the hell pops into your head and expect to be taken at face value?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2024 04:11 PM (/y8xj)

295 Walz was never promoted to that rank. The statement says he was "conditionally" promoted. That is, he is promoted upon certain conditions being met. Those conditions not being met, he was never promoted. He's a complete and total liar. Big shocker, I know.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 07, 2024 04:11 PM (YQ4mh)

296 Jimmy Carter announces he will vote for Harris.
Jimmy looks like he died a year ago and doesn't know it in this photo.

https://tinyurl.com/uvek6796

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2024 04:06 PM (/U5Yz)

Retards and mental incompetents were last thread.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2024 04:07 PM (i24o9)
_________

Jimmah looks like that short bad guy at the end of Robocop when he's melting after getting doused with toxic waste

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2024 04:11 PM (iFTx/)

297 263 Did they vet this guy at all? I mean, if you're going to have basically a direct competitor to Vance, why would you select someone whose service could be called into question?

Every bit of this is hilarious.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 07, 2024 04:07 PM (KbCG3)

Here was the vetting process:
“Mr. Walz, are you now, or have you ever been, a Jew?”
Walz: “Nope, don’t even like ‘em.”
Vetting: “oh ok, you’re good to go then.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2024 04:11 PM (W4qJF)

298 Stock indexes down a lot today. Looks like yesterday was a dead cat bounce.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2024 04:11 PM (xPl2J)

299 These people chose to be ignorant just like those residents outside of the extermination camps were in Germany. They pretend not to know the bad things that the current regime does because the evil regime in power gives them things they want.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 04:07 PM (qdbNv)
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Plus, whatever their guy did or is going to do, it's not going to be to single-handedly end democracy.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 04:11 PM (krQz2)

300 278 Leaving everything about Walz’s military out of hisresume, the guy is completely worthless.
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Well, he has a resume. Kamala, not so much.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 04:11 PM (FmapG)

301 Yeah, this guy took money for 24 years, and trained at a Job... then when it came time to DO the job... he quit.

Nuff said.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2024 04:11 PM (xaFKb)

302 Probably already mentioned: Walz honeymooned in China

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2024 04:12 PM (Hkcdp)

303 Looks like yesterday was a dead cat bounce.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2024 04:11 PM (xPl2J)


*tosses it in the flatbed*

Posted by: Robert Kennedy Jr at August 07, 2024 04:12 PM (gKWVE)

304 Command Sergeant Major

Posted by: John E Taylor at August 07, 2024 04:12 PM (0f4Kj)

305 Tim Walz is the Dylan Mulvaney of National Guard members.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2024 04:12 PM (Luf6q)

306 ...attacking Vance for using the GI Bill, as every GI does, to pay for his college education.

Isn't that the entire point of the GI Bill?


Back when recruiting was working, the GI Bill was always one of the top three reasons people joined the military. Walz.is an ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 04:12 PM (W/lyH)

307 Man that Carter guy looks awful.

Posted by: Vladimir Lenin at August 07, 2024 04:12 PM (PiwSw)

308 I heard that Nancy Pelosi and Obama were pushing Kamala to select Walz for VP.
Is that Gavin Newsom, Pelosi's brother-in-law, I hear warming up in the bullpen?

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 07, 2024 04:13 PM (9aVck)

309 284 https://tinyurl.com/uvek6796
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Egads. There's no way that he is saying any of this.
Posted by: Cheri
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Shades of McCain's dying days and endless funeral but then again, McCains are honorary Democrats as the Maverick label will tell you.

Democrats in general have no concept of shame as you must milk every single event for political gain. That is why every Democrat funeral is a campaign rally.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 04:13 PM (qdbNv)

310 I would drop all of this military back and forth and focus on his extremist politics, jew hate, open borders love and governmental incompetence…

Posted by: tubal at August 07, 2024 04:13 PM (PCK5/)

311 LOL

https://tinyurl.com/yc7dww9j

Vance going up to reporters on the runway outside of Kamala's plane asking THEM why they haven't been able to get Kamala to take any questions from the Media

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 07, 2024 04:13 PM (pZ0Mr)

312 Jimmy Carter announces he will vote for Harris.
Jimmy looks like he died a year ago and doesn't know it in this photo.

Jimmy pretty much got the ball rolling on democrat juice hate.

Posted by: BROWNSVILLE STATION at August 07, 2024 04:13 PM (rn2/h)

313 I'm like you. Veterans are guys that got shot at.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 04:10 PM (FmapG)
_____________

My late father - a Marine Corps lifer who fought on Saipan, Tinian, Roi-Namur, and Iwo Jima, where he received a battlefield commission - used to draw exactly that distinction.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2024 04:13 PM (YqDXo)

314 284 https://tinyurl.com/uvek6796
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Egads. There's no way that he is saying any of this.
Posted by: Cheri at August 07, 2024 04:10 PM

Cute of them to use that picture of him just sitting on the front porch strumming his guitar. There’s absolutely no way he looks like that now. That picture is probably 15 years old.

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 07, 2024 04:13 PM (rbKZ6)

315 My Dad retired an E-9. He said there were many great Noncoms, and there were some that needed killing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 07, 2024 04:13 PM (pohLc)

316 267 What I read was that Vance was assigned to Infantry and was then transferred to media relations or some such thing.
Posted by: mrp at August 07, 2024 04:07 PM (rj6Yv)

Every marine is trained to be a rifleman 1st before getting peeled off to their actual military job.

Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2024 04:13 PM (exHjb)

317 306 ...attacking Vance for using the GI Bill, as every GI does, to pay for his college education


He literally lived in poverty.. Perhaps he actually was deserving

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 04:13 PM (IyPmt)

318 So I guess oppo-research isn't a thing any more for democrats? You can just go on television and say whatever the hell pops into your head and expect to be taken at face value?
Posted by: Oddbob at August 07, 2024 04:11 PM (/y8xj)
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The fluffery of the press makes them lazy. Gives them a feeling that they are good enough.

And besides, mean conservatives pounce on everything--but don't control any major media, since Paul Ryan installed himself at Fox.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 04:14 PM (krQz2)

319 Hey, quit piling on the socialist, authoritarian, valor stealing, terrorist supporting, selective violence supporting, kid mutilating jackass. He's just being himself, and you people are bigots for pointing it out.

Posted by: Orson at August 07, 2024 04:14 PM (dIske)

320 The Junta Party seems to go out of their way to get the degenerate figureheads that they can find for whatever position. Monkey Pox Tsar wouldn't ever take the VP slot. But this huy did.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2024 04:14 PM (cOq4q)

321 Makes you wonder if Shapiro turned in his foreskin yet.
So waddaya. Do they pull him now, or wait until we've dragged him? Still got the old astronaut in the ready room?

Disparage the US military as thou wouldst -- and do we ever -- stolen valor is never going to stand up in public. He's, well, toast.

It's funny because, without this figurative 'V for valor,' his years of NG service would have been an honest point in his favor. But they couldn't leave it alone. They never can.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 07, 2024 04:14 PM (zdLoL)

322 I'm like you. Veterans are guys that got shot at. I just got two Love Boat tours in WestPac.
Posted by: Pudinhead

I agree. I don't even feel like I was truly in the Navy, because I never served on a ship. I was a land sailor the whole time.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 04:14 PM (v6JzV)

323 Yeah, this guy took money for 24 years, and trained at a Job... then when it came time to DO the job... he quit.

Nuff said.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2024 04:11 PM (xaFKb)

That's the real problem. He spent two decades taking all the benefits of service. Then when it was time to man up, show up, he chickened out and left his men high and dry.

I don't care if he was a fucking JAG and in the rear with the gear. Dude quit on his men. Bootygig has a more redeeming record.

Failed leader.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2024 04:14 PM (i24o9)

324 😂😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2024 04:14 PM (V13WU)

325 310 I would drop all of this military back and forth and focus on his extremist politics, jew hate, open borders love and governmental incompetence…
Posted by: tubal at August 07, 2024 04:13 PM (PCK5/)

I would keep the military stuff going because this still crosses party lines AND I would start screaming about his pedos as a protected class legislation.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 04:14 PM (pZEOD)

326 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2024 04:15 PM (V13WU)

327 The Nasdaq closed at 16,195.81, down 1%.

15.5 is my near term target but it is close enough that a 400 pt rally tomorrow wouldn't surprise me so I think I am out for a few days.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 07, 2024 04:15 PM (aD39U)

328 Fox News Shrieks just now: "Harris takes a 3 Point lead nationally! Leads on all key issues including the economy!"

Yeah, no...no one believes this at all. You see this blaring, twerking bare naked ass in your face of a headline, and you realize that children, yes, adult children, are intimately now controlling all of your politics and the media.

It isn't left, it isn't Islamists, it isn't communism or socialism - its infantilism...we all created these people and never held them accountable to anything at all - and now they are like some horrible mental illness plaque - a plaque that we all authored and cannot stop.

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2024 04:15 PM (K+UlC)

329 Scenario: After Russia no Iran yeah, that's it commits some form of massive atrocity in Chicago week after next, the November 2024 elections are suspended because reasons. Oh yeah, Trumpilifwohdsvbazure is sentenced to one MEEELION years in September because he said 'pussy'.

Odds?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2024 04:15 PM (FnneF)

330 Probably already mentioned: Walz honeymooned in China

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2024 04:12 PM (Hkcdp)
______________

Obama "honeymooned" with his boyfriend in Karachi. Which I didn't realize what such a romantic hotspot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2024 04:15 PM (YqDXo)

331 Jimmy pretty much got the ball rolling on democrat juice hate.
Posted by: BROWNSVILLE STATION

FDR and Truman started the GOP nominees are Not Sees.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 04:15 PM (qdbNv)

332 311 LOL

https://tinyurl.com/yc7dww9j

Vance going up to reporters on the runway outside of Kamala's plane asking THEM why they haven't been able to get Kamala to take any questions from the Media
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 07, 2024 04:13 PM (pZ0Mr)

NICE!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2024 04:15 PM (xaFKb)

333 What I read was that Vance was assigned to Infantry and was then transferred to media relations or some such thing.
Posted by: mrp at August 07, 2024 04:07 PM (rj6Yv)

Every marine is trained to be a rifleman 1st before getting peeled off to their actual military job.
Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2024 04:13 PM (exHjb)
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What? Are you fooled by the clandestine network of hillbillies that controls everything?!

Big Hillbilly wants you ignorant.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 04:15 PM (krQz2)

334 Did they vet this guy at all?

My guess is that they got the losers and no-hopers together in a room, lined them up, and said "anyone who doesn't want to be the veep on Kamala's ticket, take a step back. Walz was scratching his ass at the time and didn't hear them.

I can see it now. He looks up, notices he's all by himself, and says "s***".

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 04:16 PM (xCA6C)

335 Looks like yesterday was a dead cat bounce.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2024 04:11 PM (xPl2J)

*tosses it in the flatbed*

Posted by: Robert Kennedy Jr at August 07, 2024 04:12 PM (gKWVE)

Not Intel. Geez.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 07, 2024 04:16 PM (i24o9)

336 https://tinyurl.com/yc7dww9j

Vance going up to reporters on the runway outside of Kamala's plane asking THEM why they haven't been able to get Kamala to take any questions from the Media
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 07, 2024 04:13 PM (pZ0Mr)
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Neither Walz nor Kamala are able to pull that off, unlike Vance or Trump.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2024 04:16 PM (tT6L1)

337 Probably already mentioned: Walz honeymooned in China

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2024 04:12 PM (Hkcdp)
_______________

And I believe Bernie Sanders honeymooned in Moscow.

Appropriate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2024 04:16 PM (YqDXo)

338 That’s why I’m wondering about his prior service. When was he in Italy? He got the DUI in 1995. I’m so confused, LOL!
Posted by: Moonbeam

Does that mean he can't go to Canada?

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 07, 2024 04:16 PM (4tur1)

339 328 Fox News Shrieks just now: "Harris takes a 3 Point lead nationally! Leads on all key issues including the economy!"

If true we are completly f**ked

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 04:16 PM (IyPmt)

340 297-Here was the vetting process:
“Mr. Walz, are you now, or have you ever been, a Jew?”
Walz: “Nope, don’t even like ‘em.”
Vetting: “oh ok, you’re good to go then.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2024 04:11 PM

OMG! That’s hilarious!

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 07, 2024 04:17 PM (rbKZ6)

341 In Desert Shield/ Storm the Air National Guard activated Airmen stateside and deployed Guardsmen up to full Squadron level.

But the ANG is a completely different animal from the ArNG. Or was, I don't know nowadays.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 07, 2024 04:17 PM (LaNzR)

342 Scenario: After Russia no Iran yeah, that's it commits some form of massive atrocity in Chicago week after next, the November 2024 elections are suspended because reasons. Oh yeah, Trumpilifwohdsvbazure is sentenced to one MEEELION years in September because he said 'pussy'.

Odds?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2024 04:15 PM (FnneF)

-

AndyCanuck already posted the link to the FBI saying the Russians were going to interfere using computer attacks and interrupt the election, but don't worry because the election won't be compromised. Don't think too hard about how they can predict that.

Also please to be forgetting all the parts about voting machines not being hooked up to the internet in 2020

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 04:17 PM (Ledxi)

343 If Kamala swaps out Walz for J. B. Pritzker we could have the JB vs JD debate to look forward to.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 07, 2024 04:17 PM (9aVck)

344 Military H8 and Walz connections won't sway any Leftist, maybe will middle Americans

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2024 04:17 PM (fwDg9)

345
339 328 Fox News Shrieks just now: "Harris takes a 3 Point lead nationally! Leads on all key issues including the economy!"

If true we are completly f**ked
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 04:16 PM (IyPmt)


It is called Propaganda donna…

Posted by: tubal at August 07, 2024 04:17 PM (PCK5/)

346 328 Fox News Shrieks just now: "Harris takes a 3 Point lead nationally! Leads on all key issues including the economy!"

Yeah, no...no one believes this at all. You see this blaring, twerking bare naked ass in your face of a headline, and you realize that children, yes, adult children, are intimately now controlling all of your politics and the media.

It isn't left, it isn't Islamists, it isn't communism or socialism - its infantilism...we all created these people and never held them accountable to anything at all - and now they are like some horrible mental illness plaque - a plaque that we all authored and cannot stop.
Posted by: Boswell
======
Seriousness will happen with the Fed punchbowl is taken away. Society right now is drunk with debt and the elites are partying to the last in their redoubts just like in Poe's Masque of the Red Death.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 04:17 PM (qdbNv)

347 My guess is that they got the losers and no-hopers together in a room, lined them up, and said "anyone who doesn't want to be the veep on Kamala's ticket, take a step back. Walz was scratching his ass at the time and didn't hear them.
________________

He's deaf!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2024 04:18 PM (YqDXo)

348 Jimmy Carter announces he will vote for Harris.
Jimmy looks like he died a year ago and doesn't know it in this photo.

https://tinyurl.com/uvek6796

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2024 04:06 PM (/U5Yz)


I wonder how many times he will vote.for her?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 04:18 PM (W/lyH)

349 Walz also started a program with his wife that takes high school kids to China for the summer.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2024 04:18 PM (Hkcdp)

350 I'm starting to think Ace's prediction they swap him out is not so crazy.

Posted by: Blago at August 07, 2024 04:18 PM (wMRY8)

351
313 I'm like you. Veterans are guys that got shot at.”

I understand that emotionally, but no serviceman controls where or how they are deployed. That’s why any who serve and obey orders faithfully are considered Veterans.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2024 04:18 PM (W4qJF)

352
"Hey, I was a weekend warrior. I didn't sign up for this Iraq crap."

Posted by: Brigadier General Tim Walz at August 07, 2024 04:18 PM (+oR7L)

353 313 I'm like you. Veterans are guys that got shot at.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 04:10 PM (FmapG)
_____________

My late father - a Marine Corps lifer who fought on Saipan, Tinian, Roi-Namur, and Iwo Jima, where he received a battlefield commission - used to draw exactly that distinction.
------------------
Yep. My dad was a Marine lifer, too, who fought on Guadalcanal, Bougainville, Guam and Iwo. Imma guessing your dad was in either the 4th or 5th Marine Division.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 04:18 PM (FmapG)

354 > Fox News Shrieks just now: "Harris takes a 3 Point lead nationally! Leads on all key issues including the economy!"
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Bet she never relinquishes this fake "lead." It's to pad the steal. Three + months to drill it into every NPC's head and most of the public at large.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2024 04:18 PM (Q4IgG)

355 332 311 LOL

https://tinyurl.com/yc7dww9j

Vance going up to reporters on the runway outside of Kamala's plane asking THEM why they haven't been able to get Kamala to take any questions from the Media
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 07, 2024 04:13 PM (pZ0Mr)

NICE!
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2024 04:15 PM (xaFKb)

Imagine Kamala striding up to a gaggle of reporters like that.

"Want to talk to that gaggle?"

"Ugh, more gagging?"

"Uh, no, I said gaggle Madame Vice President."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 07, 2024 04:18 PM (KbCG3)

356 Nobody should be watching Fox News.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2024 04:18 PM (/U5Yz)

357
It is called Propaganda donna…
Posted by: tubal at August 07, 2024 04:17 PM (PCK5/)


I know but it's frustrating... The economy ? The border ? No way Kamala could lead there

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 04:18 PM (IyPmt)

358 "Senior enlisted are the backbone of all the armed services"...Harrumph!

Posted by: E-4 Mafia at August 07, 2024 04:19 PM (x+zNV)

359 Vance going up to reporters on the runway outside of Kamala's plane asking THEM why they haven't been able to get Kamala to take any questions from the Media

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Oh jeez there's one of the Teletubby Twinz guarding him.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 04:19 PM (Ledxi)

360 >>> 342
-

AndyCanuck already posted the link to the FBI saying the Russians were going to interfere using computer attacks and interrupt the election, but don't worry because the election won't be compromised. Don't think too hard about how they can predict that.

Also please to be forgetting all the parts about voting machines not being hooked up to the internet in 2020
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 04:17 PM (Ledxi)

Gotta love the Eff.Bee.EYE.

computer attacks = ~$100k of faceborg ads?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2024 04:19 PM (FnneF)

361 Does that mean he can't go to Canada?
Posted by: nurse ratched


Only if he brings enough for everyone.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2024 04:19 PM (IG4Id)

362 313 I'm like you. Veterans are guys that got shot at.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 04:10 PM (FmapG)
_____________

My late father - a Marine Corps lifer who fought on Saipan, Tinian, Roi-Namur, and Iwo Jima, where he received a battlefield commission - used to draw exactly that distinction.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2024 04:13 PM (YqDXo)

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My son, who I am proud to say retired from the Air Force 2 years ago. Says the same thing. He was a language analyst and fluent in several languages and over seas in various places, including Somalia, translati g in the field and doing retcon work. But he says he was never in combat or shot at and so he doesn't call himself a veteran. He says he "retired from the military " but that's not the same thing.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 07, 2024 04:19 PM (RLLZj)

363 If true we are completly f**ked
Posted by: It's me donna
=======
Fox has been consistently bad in the Democrat direction on their polling for over a decade. Simply put, their news division is hard left and don't let the simpering prime time clown commentators distract you from the guys behind the curtain.

Rupert Murdoch and his sons ain't nobodies friends--not in the US, not in the UK, or even not in their native Australia.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 04:19 PM (qdbNv)

364 Here was the vetting process:
“Mr. Walz, are you now, or have you ever been, a Jew?”
Walz: “Nope, don’t even like ‘em.”
Vetting: “oh ok, you’re good to go then.”
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2024 04:11 PM

OMG! That’s hilarious!
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 07, 2024 04:17 PM (rbKZ6)

Seconded !


First major decision by their pres, nominee and it sucks bigly.

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2024 04:19 PM (V13WU)

365 Iirc, Walz also spent a year teaching in China before joining the military. Newsweek published a story explaining all of his China connections…

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2024 04:19 PM (Hkcdp)

366 Back when recruiting was working, the GI Bill was always one of the top three reasons people joined the military. Walz.is an ass.
Posted by: Diogenes

There is a little know/used alternate for the GI Bill. Maybe it is more known now... Anyway...
Decline the GI Bill, strike-out that page and write "Pizza Oven" above the strike.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2024 04:19 PM (cOq4q)

367 24 YEARS OF HONORABLE SERVICE! RAWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at August 07, 2024 04:19 PM (aD39U)

368 Cackle Creature Day One Addendum: Everywhere carries Walz the giant tampon, a grotesquerie not unlike that which a Carrot-Top and a Gallagher might employ to amuse the limbic-centered sensibilities of famed Covid Dodger Chris Cuomo, once pictured wielding an over-sized swab in hopes of convincing his Assisted Living decimator brother that he was smart, not dumb like people say. Were Kafka here, I would ask, after inquiring how such an advanced age was possible for the Czech scribbler, would it not be better if a metamorphosis simplified the tire flame afficionado's life to the minute concerns of a roach.

After an interval, Kafka would doubtless say, Homie there ain't got the stones to square off with Iraqis and their vaunted Camel Spiders. Word, playa, I would respond, preach the rizzle dizzle. Then would we wonder at the idiom we adopted. What is that about? Oh, were Kinski but here to provide moral support and make cognac runs, for even he serves some purpose. I scan the cerulean blue overhead for the approach of a plunging asteroid. Such would be succor and release, but it is not to be. Gott.

Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 07, 2024 04:19 PM (tmPIh)

369 354 > Fox News Shrieks just now: "Harris takes a 3 Point lead nationally! Leads on all key issues including the economy!"
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Bet she never relinquishes this fake "lead." It's to pad the steal. Three + months to drill it into every NPC's head and most of the public at large.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2024 04:18 PM (Q4IgG)

Yes… a sgnal that they intend to Cheat, like The Mother of all Cheats….

Posted by: tubal at August 07, 2024 04:19 PM (PCK5/)

370 Kamala's handlers failed to position her for success yet again!

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2024 04:20 PM (V13WU)

371 Why is Walz holding the world's largest dildo in that pic?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 07, 2024 04:20 PM (DBZuM)

372 Vance going up to reporters on the runway outside of Kamala's plane asking THEM why they haven't been able to get Kamala to take any questions from the Media

That's what you call a passive aggressive beatdown. If the press had shame, they'd know that.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 04:20 PM (xCA6C)

373 I dont think they knew all this, I think they assumed that because most of his adult life has been in politics, any scandals would have come out by now.

They didnt think that maybe in deep blue Minnesota, he never had a real opponent.

Posted by: Blago at August 07, 2024 04:20 PM (wMRY8)

374 Look forward to Arizona called for Kamala by Fox after the DNC convention.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 04:20 PM (qdbNv)

375 Top pic: MyDildo, the libbie answer to MyPillow.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2024 04:20 PM (ynpvh)

376 Carter’s health has been deteriorating in recent months, and he has been in hospice care since February of last year.
......

But he's shooting for 100 in October. He wants to outlive Biden.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2024 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

377 Before the swap, Trump lead everyone. Now, he loses to everyone. Wait till he is sentenced. Kamalol will go up 5% nationally and lead all swing states.

Posted by: Jamaica at August 07, 2024 04:20 PM (IG7T0)

378 357
It is called Propaganda donna…
Posted by: tubal at August 07, 2024 04:17 PM (PCK5/)


I know but it's frustrating... The economy ? The border ? No way Kamala could lead there
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 04:18 PM (IyPmt)

As Martini Farmer said, and I agreed with, it is The CHEAT SIGNAL….

Posted by: tubal at August 07, 2024 04:21 PM (PCK5/)

379 I don;t know, yesterday I thought that no way they will get rid of this guy, but...maybe maybe . Will decide to spend more time on local issues as gov and not cause a distraciton in the national race !

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2024 04:21 PM (V13WU)

380 It is called Propaganda donna…
Posted by: tubal at August 07, 2024 04:17 PM (PCK5/)

That may be true, but it works, and most people who they are polling are just going to raa raa for their team. They just need the polls close enough to justify the cheat. It's a 2020 repeat without covid (so far)

Posted by: spypeach at August 07, 2024 04:21 PM (UuB/1)

381 Looks like Walz is beholden to Big Tampon!

Posted by: Shaftoe at August 07, 2024 04:21 PM (Rvxb7)

382 Top pic: MyDildo, the libbie answer to MyPillow.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
......

JUST 25 DOLLARS !

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2024 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

383 Before the swap, Trump lead everyone. Now, he loses to everyone. Wait till he is sentenced. Kamalol will go up 5% nationally and lead all swing states.
Posted by: Jamaica

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Someone said he got shot a couple of weeks ago but I can't find anything about it in the news.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 04:21 PM (Ledxi)

384 351
313 I'm like you. Veterans are guys that got shot at.”

I understand that emotionally, but no serviceman controls where or how they are deployed. That’s why any who serve and obey orders faithfully are considered Veterans.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2024 04:18 PM (W4qJF)

Yeah, someone I ended up (as an officer) on front-man checking cars gate guard duty (with enlisted backing up from the booth) after 9-11 for 9 months. Not what I was trained for, but LTs got put into all sorts of spots b/c folks had to get deployed and no one else could fill them (so LT, it's all yours)...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2024 04:21 PM (exHjb)

385 I understand that emotionally, but no serviceman controls where or how they are deployed.
Posted by: Tom Servo


They have some say in the matter, especially in peacetime. But Uncle Sam has the final say.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 04:21 PM (v6JzV)

386 381 Looks like Walz is beholden to Big Tampon!

Posted by: Shaftoe at August 07, 2024 04:21 PM (Rvxb7)

Used by the world's biggest douche, no doubt.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2024 04:22 PM (ynpvh)

387 Sergeant York>>Dick Sergeant>>Dick York>>Walls Drugs>>Sergeant Walz

Posted by: Minuteman at August 07, 2024 04:22 PM (LaNzR)

388 someone = somehow

Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2024 04:22 PM (exHjb)

389 Looks like yesterday was a dead cat bounce.

Yabuddy, I think you'd better dump hard, and stuff what's left into a mattress. You're no stock player. The dems have broken you.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 07, 2024 04:22 PM (zdLoL)

390 Yep. My dad was a Marine lifer, too, who fought on Guadalcanal, Bougainville, Guam and Iwo. Imma guessing your dad was in either the 4th or 5th Marine Division.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 04:18 PM (FmapG)
________________

4th Mar. Div.

Yours was in the 1st Mar. Div., I presume?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2024 04:22 PM (YqDXo)

391 In 2021, Minnesotans were roughly five times more likely to move to Florida than vice versa.

They were fleeing a state that, under Gov. Tim Walz, turned its back on law and order, increased taxes, and imposed unscientific coronavirus restrictions, harming children and destroying businesses.

Walz is an unbridled leftist, an Ilhan Omar-style Democrat that puts ideology above all else.

Meatball bringing the heat.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2024 04:22 PM (/U5Yz)

392 now... Anyway...
Decline the GI Bill, strike-out that page and write "Pizza Oven" above the strike.
On, that was a MASH episode.


Actually, they write "S.L.R.P."
They'll pay off your student loans.

Maybe they have a form for it now. That is how they used to do it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2024 04:22 PM (cOq4q)

393
That reminds me when Tim Walz and I were in Seal Teal 12 and took out Oldsmobile Been Ladle.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 04:22 PM (OgWfa)

394 If she was leading nationally, would Biden be so determined not to drop out ? hmmm

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2024 04:22 PM (V13WU)

395 If Walz is forced out , Shapiro would be in a bad way. "Look I already had my foreskin reattached, now you want be to have another bris? Ok where's the mohel"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2024 04:22 PM (lyna3)

396 JD Vance is really effective of the stump.

Not sure how much of a difference VP's make, but I've really warmed up to him.

Posted by: Blago at August 07, 2024 04:23 PM (wMRY8)

397 Walz was there, knee deep in all that blood and guts, fighting alongside Beau Biden on Mount Suribachi when they raised the flag as a tribute to Uncle Ambrose who had been eaten by cannibals during the War of 1812. And if you disagree you're a lying racist misogynist sexist dog-faced pony soldier.

Posted by: p-squared at August 07, 2024 04:23 PM (0prFs)

398 My son, who I am proud to say retired from the Air Force 2 years ago. Says the same thing. He was a language analyst and fluent in several languages and over seas in various places, including Somalia, translati g in the field and doing retcon work. But he says he was never in combat or shot at and so he doesn't call himself a veteran. He says he "retired from the military " but that's not the same thing.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 07, 2024 04:19 PM (RLLZj)

Yeah, it's like in the Navy... if you don't have a Sea Service Ribbon... with Stars on it... you ARE NOT a Sailor... you may be in the Navy, but you are not part of the tribe.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2024 04:23 PM (xaFKb)

399 Why on earth would Kamala lead on the economy?

More Pravda American style.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2024 04:23 PM (dTTBf)

400 and if she is leading nationally , and she is Biden's VP, why wasn't Biden leading ?

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2024 04:23 PM (V13WU)

401 Everyone loves Karmella, unlike back in 2020 when not even people in her own state wanted her for president.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 04:24 PM (Ledxi)

402 Kamelia leading on all 57 states. How can she be leading if no one knows what she's leading? She wmt talk to the press and when she does no one knows what she's saying. I guess it's easier to just makes stuff up then.

Posted by: Megthered at August 07, 2024 04:24 PM (rwiQP)

403 Martini Farmer that's my guess too
Keep the polls tight and ease in the vote steal

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2024 04:24 PM (fwDg9)

404 It's funny how the Left hates the military and associates all of it with fascism, yet strangely is always super eager to pretend they are some decorated warrior.

Posted by: Blago at August 07, 2024 04:24 PM (wMRY8)

405 A couple acquaintances moved to the Minneapolis-St Paul region several years ago; wonder how *they* liked the burning tire smell.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2024 04:24 PM (FnneF)

406 I'm starting to really like the Kamala and Walz duet.

Seems like a match made to lose an election.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2024 04:25 PM (tT6L1)

407 David Harsanyi
@davidharsanyi
From 2006 [The Atlantic]. There is no one who would read this line and not assume Walz had served in Afghanistan. The same author of the stealth-edited Bloomberg piece.
Image : x.com/davidharsanyi/status/1821276652409847861
Link to Atlantic piece: https://t.co/CL1rRnl9i1
Last edited
1:06 PM · 4529/Aug 7, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 07, 2024 04:25 PM (9aVck)

408 My son, who I am proud to say retired from the Air Force 2 years ago. Says the same thing. He was a language analyst and fluent in several languages and over seas in various places, including Somalia, translati g in the field and doing retcon work.
Posted by: Just Lily

Did he go to DLI?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 04:25 PM (v6JzV)

409 Looks like Walz is beholden to Big Tampon!

Posted by: Shaftoe at August 07, 2024 04:21 PM (Rvxb7)

Well, he certainly be holding it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2024 04:25 PM (dTTBf)

410 Admiral Levine > Sargent Walz.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2024 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

411
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin!

- Monty Python

Posted by: frankly at August 07, 2024 04:25 PM (JGQXz)

412 JD Vance is really effective of the stump.

And he looks like he's having a great time. That's surprisingly important.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 04:25 PM (xCA6C)

413 391 In 2021, Minnesotans were roughly five times more likely to move to Florida than vice versa.

Meh, I'm sure they did it for the weather.

Posted by: because who doesn't like tropical storms at August 07, 2024 04:25 PM (gKWVE)

414 I have a source, Lucy Ramirez, who has proof that Walz rose to the rank of Emperor and killed the Kaiser. Twice.

Posted by: Dan Rather at August 07, 2024 04:25 PM (hqVaF)

415 Oh, it looks like Tampon Tim has a wound on this face. Let's let the Waffler cauterize the wound.

https://tinyurl.com/2rdmfu9w

When he's done, he could use his Truth Syrup to find out how he was wounded.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 07, 2024 04:25 PM (VNX3d)

416 406 I'm starting to really like the Kamala and Walz duet.

Seems like a match made to lose an election.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2024 04:25 PM (tT6L1)

Kumala sucks.
Walz danced from his duty

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2024 04:25 PM (ynpvh)

417 261 i joined the Navy when i was 17, was in for 4 years and got out. that was in 1981. Technically, i am a veteran, still , i feel bad when i park in the Veterans reserved spot at Lowes home improvement.
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Yeah, I'm the same way. Those spaces should be for guys who got shot at.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 07, 2024 04:26 PM (woPEM)

418 @356

>>Nobody should be watching Fox News.

Once they dumped Tucker and moved Gutfeld to 10pm, there was no reason to watch them anymore.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2024 04:26 PM (XV/Pl)

419 If Harris handles the presidency the way she handled the VP pick and rollout I just want you to know we are all going to die in a giant fire ball.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2024 04:26 PM (LkLld)

420 Harris is doing same as Hillary .. have a popular band play to bring out a big crowd, then hope they don't leave once the politicians show up. In Eu Claire WI now, popular local Ban Iver.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2024 04:26 PM (Cus5s)

421 - Monty Python
Posted by: frankly at August 07, 2024 04:25 PM (JGQXz)

Holy shit! He found us out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2024 04:26 PM (QpSHc)

422 Debby has arrived in NoVa.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 04:27 PM (xCA6C)

423 Where is Brian Stelter and Reliable Sources when, now, more than ever, we *need* to know if Walz ever said "p*ssy"?????

Posted by: Wine Moms at August 07, 2024 04:27 PM (avPVA)

424 Yeah, it's like in the Navy... if you don't have a Sea Service Ribbon... with Stars on it... you ARE NOT a Sailor... you may be in the Navy, but you are not part of the tribe.
Posted by: Romeo13


Agreed. I am proud of my service in the Navy, but unless I something I need to pull out for resume purposes, I don't crow about it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 04:27 PM (v6JzV)

425 Top pic: MyDildo, the libbie answer to MyPillow.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
......

JUST 25 DOLLARS !
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2024 04:21 PM (v0R5T)
***

*announcer voice in background*
Strings sold separately.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 04:27 PM (W/lyH)

426 422 Debby has arrived in NoVa.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 04:27 PM (xCA6C)

I was so disappointed she didn't do Dallas...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2024 04:27 PM (ynpvh)

427 Not to crap on the enlisted, but a BN CSM is outranked by every butter bar in the unit.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 07, 2024 04:28 PM (KAi1n)

428 Debby has arrived in NoVa.
Posted by: Archimedes


She's done doing Dallas, and is now heading for Dranesville?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 04:28 PM (v6JzV)

429 @414

>>I have a source, Lucy Ramirez, who has proof that Walz rose to the rank of Emperor and killed the Kaiser. Twice.

If it wasn't typed on an IBM Selectric typewriter and then mimeographed into triplicate, it didn't happen Kenneth.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2024 04:28 PM (XV/Pl)

430
Did he go to DLI?

Yes. For Mandarin.

It is apparently tough. First time he ever saw grown men crying during an exam.

They didn't have DLI classes for Somali or East African French so he had to learn those separately. Then pass the tests for those.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 07, 2024 04:28 PM (RLLZj)

431 If Harris handles the presidency the way she handled the VP pick and rollout I just want you to know we are all going to die in a giant fire ball.

Next day's media report: Kamala shines like the sun.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 04:28 PM (xCA6C)

432 425 Top pic: MyDildo, the libbie answer to MyPillow.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
......

JUST 25 DOLLARS !
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2024 04:21 PM (v0R5T)
***

*announcer voice in background*
Strings sold separately.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 04:27 PM (W/lyH)

That's the electric cord.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2024 04:28 PM (ynpvh)

433 Where's Dave in FL ? Maybe he can do a break down on this "poll"

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 04:28 PM (IyPmt)

434 51 43 Has anyone explained how one just quits and walks away from a NG commitment?
Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2024 03:41 PM (/7KEl)

He had already served 20 years and accepted reduction to his previous rank...it's easier to do this enlisted than as an officer...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2024 03:43 PM (exHjb)

Was probably planning on running for office all along. Reenlisted so he could put that he "signed up after 9/11" on his campaign materials.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 07, 2024 04:28 PM (TL7UX)

435 A couple acquaintances moved to the Minneapolis-St Paul region several years ago; wonder how *they* liked the burning tire smell.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 07, 2024 04:24 PM (FnneF)
_______________

An oh so liberal acquaintance of mine is from Minnesota (not sure which part). I'd love to know his views on what has happened in Minneapolis in recent years.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2024 04:28 PM (YqDXo)

436 406 I'm starting to really like the Kamala and Walz duet.

Seems like a match made to lose an election.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2024 04:25 PM (tT6L1)

They are just rubbing our noses in the cheat.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2024 04:28 PM (s1NDj)

437 Did they vet this guy at all?
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Vetting is too much work, you fascist!

Next you're going to want to force them into the labor of thinking before they speak.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 04:28 PM (krQz2)

438 You know I looked up Tim Walz age.
Yikes he’s 60. Are you shitting me.
This lazy man hasn’t seen a gym or ate properly in the last 30 years.
Bad genes or a hefty 12oz. Curls.

Posted by: Redenzo at August 07, 2024 04:28 PM (V/pbu)

439 414 I have a source, Lucy Ramirez, who has proof that Walz rose to the rank of Emperor and killed the Kaiser. Twice.
Posted by: Dan Rather
-----
What is the frequency Kenneth. (Thwack) I said, what is the frequency Kenneth (Double Thwack). Dammit, what is the frequency Kenneth--Don't you pretend you don't hear me (Thwack, Thwack, Thwack)

(Repeat thwacking until Rather is acknowledges that he is Kenneth the lizard man and the frequency is 5.9 mhz)

Posted by: hobo at August 07, 2024 04:29 PM (qdbNv)

440 A good video exposing AWALZ for the true scumbag that he is.

https://x.com/EWErickson/status/1820900327513534525

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2024 04:29 PM (/U5Yz)

441 431 If Harris handles the presidency the way she handled the VP pick and rollout I just want you to know we are all going to die in a giant fire ball.

Next day's media report: Kamala shines like the sun.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 04:28 PM (xCA6C)

A blackhole used to be a sun...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2024 04:29 PM (ynpvh)

442 422 Debby has arrived in NoVa.

Posted by: Archimedes



Thanks. (Grabs umbrella on way to subway.)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 07, 2024 04:29 PM (sAmhv)

443 390 Yep. My dad was a Marine lifer, too, who fought on Guadalcanal, Bougainville, Guam and Iwo. Imma guessing your dad was in either the 4th or 5th Marine Division.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 04:18 PM (FmapG)
________________

4th Mar. Div.

Yours was in the 1st Mar. Div., I presume?
-------------------
Nope, he was in the 3rd. Guadalcanal was in mop up mode when the 3rd relieved the 1st.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 04:29 PM (FmapG)

444 He was a language analyst and fluent in several languages and over seas in various places, including Somalia, translating in the field and doing retcon work. But he says he was never in combat or shot at and so he doesn't call himself a veteran.

Old school D&D said a "veteran" was a first-level (IIRC) Fighter. Which means they might not have got at the goblins yet.

Posted by: gKWVE at August 07, 2024 04:29 PM (gKWVE)

445 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
How nice of the Trump camp to help publicize Gov. Tim Walz's compassionate and common-sense policy of providing free menstrual products to students in Minnesota public schools! Let's do this everywhere.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 07, 2024 04:29 PM (TGPs7)

446 An oh so liberal acquaintance of mine is from Minnesota (not sure which part). I'd love to know his views on what has happened in Minneapolis in recent years.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2024 04:28 PM (YqDXo)
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"You mean when all the MAGAts in hawaiian shirts burned our cities down?!"

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 04:30 PM (krQz2)

447 438 You know I looked up Tim Walz age.
Yikes he’s 60. Are you shitting me.
This lazy man hasn’t seen a gym or ate properly in the last 30 years.
Bad genes or a hefty 12oz. Curls.

Posted by: Redenzo at August 07, 2024 04:28 PM (V/pbu)

Like Cheetos?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2024 04:30 PM (ynpvh)

448 AWALZ

-

hahahaha

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 04:30 PM (Ledxi)

449 The dog faced pony soldier days of summer..

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 07, 2024 04:30 PM (Aoykm)

450 Posted by: Just Lily


When was he at DLI?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 04:30 PM (v6JzV)

451 Hey now, Eric Holder approved this guy. What more could you ask for?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2024 04:30 PM (nDGMq)

452 Next day's media report: Kamala shines like the sun.
Posted by: Archimedes

With excuses to John Randolph, "Kamala shines and stinks like a dead mackerel in the moonlight."

Posted by: hobo at August 07, 2024 04:31 PM (qdbNv)

453 Lord , please grant our prayers. Let there be a debate between Donald and the affirmative action vp and please, Please let there be a debate between Mr. Vance and the Waltznut.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * unburdened at August 07, 2024 04:31 PM (5W5fc)

454 I have a source, Lucy Ramirez, who has proof that Walz rose to the rank of Emperor and killed the Kaiser. Twice.
Posted by: Dan Rather

Isn't Lucy Nurse Ratched's cat?

Posted by: SFGoth at August 07, 2024 04:31 PM (KAi1n)

455 438 You know I looked up Tim Walz age.
Yikes he’s 60. Are you shitting me.
This lazy man hasn’t seen a gym or ate properly in the last 30 years.
Bad genes or a hefty 12oz. Curls.
Posted by: Redenzo at August 07, 2024 04:28 PM (V/pbu)

Boomer x2 vs Boomer/Millennial...

Gen X is left out...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 07, 2024 04:31 PM (exHjb)

456 @445

>>Let's do this everywhere.

Hillary is about as personable as a case of Syphilis.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2024 04:31 PM (XV/Pl)

457 420 Harris is doing same as Hillary .. have a popular band play to bring out a big crowd, then hope they don't leave once the politicians show up. In Eu Claire WI now, popular local Ban Iver.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2024 04:26 PM (Cus5s)

Du Fuq they doin' in Eau Claire? Waiting for the air show?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2024 04:31 PM (s1NDj)

458 @HillaryClinton
How nice of the Trump camp to help publicize Gov. Tim Walz's compassionate and common-sense policy of providing free menstrual products to students in Minnesota public schools! Let's do this everywhere.

-

I assumed the chicks already had some cheapo Ol' Roy quality ones in their bathrooms.

These are for the boys bathrooms, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 04:31 PM (Ledxi)

459 445 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
How nice of the Trump camp to help publicize Gov. Tim Walz's compassionate and common-sense policy of providing free menstrual products to students in Minnesota public schools! Let's do this everywhere.
Posted by: Mister Ghost



In the boys bathroom. Is there a moment when this broad is sober?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 07, 2024 04:31 PM (sAmhv)

460 452 Next day's media report: Kamala shines like the sun.
Posted by: Archimedes

With excuses to John Randolph, "Kamala shines and stinks like a dead mackerel in the moonlight."

Posted by: hobo at August 07, 2024 04:31 PM (qdbNv)

Well, yeah, she probably put the head in her mouth.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2024 04:32 PM (ynpvh)

461 To be fair, there are 'assignments' that Ms. Harris 'handled' quite well.

Posted by: Willie B. at August 07, 2024 04:32 PM (avPVA)

462 A good video exposing AWALZ for the true scumbag that he is.

https://x.com/EWErickson/status/1820900327513534525


I would like to see more (much more) of that reporter.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 04:32 PM (xCA6C)

463 This lazy man hasn’t seen a gym or ate properly in the last 30 years.
Bad genes or a hefty 12oz. Curls.
Posted by: Redenzo at August 07, 2024 04:28 PM (V/pbu)

... a fondness for Chinese food.

Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2024 04:32 PM (j4U/Z)

464 That's not a tampon, it's a pig launcher.
(obligatory pipe layer joke)

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2024 04:32 PM (v0R5T)

465 A good video exposing AWALZ for the true scumbag that he is.

https://x.com/EWErickson/status/1820900327513534525

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2024 04:29 PM (/U5Yz)
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You'll vote AWALZ n Kamala with me.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 04:32 PM (krQz2)

466 Nope, he was in the 3rd. Guadalcanal was in mop up mode when the 3rd relieved the 1st.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 04:29 PM (FmapG)
_____________

Ah, that makes sense. I didn't think the 1st Mar. Div. was on Iwo Jima, but I knew that it had been on Guadalcanal, which is why I guessed 1st Mar. Div.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2024 04:33 PM (YqDXo)

467 I wonder if some fun could be had with "Waltz of the Flowers"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2024 04:33 PM (QpSHc)

468 Did the DNC not know all this shit about Walz before naming him as VP candidate?

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2024 04:33 PM (/7KEl)

469 The latest spin is that Walz submitted his retirement paperwork months beforehand, so leaving the Army wasn't in reaction to being deployed.

Posted by: Gran at August 07, 2024 04:33 PM (kycfo)

470 Major Major Major Major outranked Command Sergeant Major Walz.

Posted by: Yossarian at August 07, 2024 04:33 PM (avPVA)

471 Decline the GI Bill, strike-out that page and write "Pizza Oven" above the strike.
On, that was a MASH episode.


Actually, they write "S.L.R.P."
They'll pay off your student loans.

Maybe they have a form for it now. That is how they used to do it.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2024 04:22 PM (cOq4q)
***

I commanded a recruiting company. There is (used to be) a great deal kf money for education benefits. GI Bill, Paying off loans, Cash bonuses for certain critical jobs, and even paying for medical school if one is
accepted.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 04:33 PM (W/lyH)

472 465 A good video exposing AWALZ for the true scumbag that he is.

https://x.com/EWErickson/status/1820900327513534525

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2024 04:29 PM (/U5Yz)
---
You'll vote AWALZ n Kamala with me.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 04:32 PM (krQz2)

Kumala & AWALZ: Suck it and walk away

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2024 04:33 PM (ynpvh)

473 419 If Harris handles the presidency the way she handled the VP pick and rollout I just want you to know we are all going to die in a giant fire ball.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2024 04:26 PM (LkLld)

I don't know what you are talking about. She's been president for two weeks and everything is going great.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at August 07, 2024 04:33 PM (5C4od)

474 451 Hey now, Eric Holder approved this guy. What more could you ask for?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07

I am thinking more and more Harris used her best stompy foot and said she was going to be president, she gets to pick and here we are.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 04:34 PM (pZEOD)

475
In the boys bathroom. Is there a moment when this broad is sober?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 07, 2024 04:31 PM (sAmhv)
--------------

Some aide is going to eat a lamp for that gaffe.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2024 04:34 PM (tT6L1)

476 Beetle Bailey was a goldbricking fuckstick too.

Sarge wasn't too much of a go-getter either. It's a shame Sarge wasn't able to kick some serious fucking ass.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 07, 2024 04:34 PM (2UBPP)

477 445 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
How nice of the Trump camp to help publicize Gov. Tim Walz's compassionate and common-sense policy of providing free menstrual products to students in Minnesota public schools! Let's do this everywhere.
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 07, 2024 04:29 PM (TGPs7)

Not that you have needed any for the past 50 years, but why in hell would we subsidize that? How 'bout lowering the costs via sensible fiscal policy? Huh?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2024 04:34 PM (s1NDj)

478 The latest spin is that Walz submitted his retirement paperwork months beforehand, so leaving the Army wasn't in reaction to being deployed.

-

Man, tough break. Hopefully he wasn't dropping out to run for political office or that could come back to haunt him.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 04:34 PM (Ledxi)

479 Harris leading nationally means she's on track to win the popular vote. That's it.

PA wins the election.

In fact, if you start with the 270towin map, Trump has many more paths to victory than Kamala:

1. Win PA and win with 270 EVs

2. Don't win PA but win both MI and WI and win with 287 EVs

3. Win just one of WI or MI and also AZ and win between 272-277 EVs

4. Win AZ and NV and any one of the rust belt states and win

5. Even if he loses ALL the rust belt states, he can win AZ and NV, and then win another chunk of Maine. The state has 4 EVs up for grabs. Trump is favored to win one, Kamala to win the other, but the other two are only slightly leaning for Kamala. Steal that and he gets to 270 EVs

6. Even if he loses ALL the rust belt states, he can win AZ and NV and then he only needs to flip the one district in Nebraska that went for Biden in 2020. That gives him a 269 tie and an ultimate win via state delegation voting.

Six different paths to victory for Trump.

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 07, 2024 04:34 PM (pZ0Mr)

480 Yes… a sgnal that they intend to Cheat, like The Mother of all Cheats….
Posted by: tubal at August 07, 2024 04:19 PM (PCK5/)

Fox is the lead leak on the cheat...if they keep Kamala in the lead these next few months in their polls and then start calling swing states early the night of the election - it's basically over - no matter what the vote count turns out to be.

The Murdoch/Ryan connection is key to the cheat, as I heard a very connected DNC guy here in NYC tell me - watch how Fox treats the race to know how the DNC intends to get it done - if Fox acts like its close or its Kamala's to lose - she wins going away easily.

He predicted 2020 on the nose and Fox's early predictions for AZ that very night, just before they did - so got to say - I think he's going to be right.

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2024 04:34 PM (K+UlC)

481 40 oz curls >>>>> 12 oz curls

Posted by: LeRoy at August 07, 2024 04:34 PM (avPVA)

482 470 Major Major Major Major outranked Command Sergeant Major Walz.
Posted by: Yossarian at August 07, 2024 04:33 PM

--

That's Lt. Col. Major Major Major, buddy

Posted by: U.S. Rep Major Major Major (D) at August 07, 2024 04:35 PM (wzAuc)

483 TIm Walz = REMF

Posted by: mongo at August 07, 2024 04:35 PM (p7SlO)

484 JD Vance is really effective of the stump.

Not sure how much of a difference VP's make, but I've really warmed up to him.
Posted by: Blago

A good VP candidate will be the pit bull while the POTUS candidate is the Statesman that articulates their policies.

Posted by: Cheri at August 07, 2024 04:35 PM (oiNtH)

485 Between That Guy and Harris, who the hell knows anything about Foreign Policy?

President and VP are not supposed to be Jobs for Dummies.
That's where to beat the drums AND their a**es.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 07, 2024 04:35 PM (NFX2v)

486 476 Mmmmmm...Miss Buxley...mmmmmm...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 04:35 PM (v6JzV)

487 The latest spin is that Walz submitted his retirement paperwork months beforehand, so leaving the Army wasn't in reaction to being deployed.
___

Oh BS.

Walz told his brigade CSM that he was totes going to deploy, then a little over a month later, he put in his retirement paperwork.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 07, 2024 04:36 PM (79ETo)

488 CPO Sharkey >>>>>> CSM Walz

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 04:36 PM (v6JzV)

489 of providing free menstrual products to students in Minnesota public schools

****************

The shriveled miserable sow is leaving out the tidbit that these tampons were being provided in men's bathrooms

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 07, 2024 04:36 PM (DBZuM)

490 "Yeah, it's like in the Navy... if you don't have a Sea Service Ribbon... with Stars on it... you ARE NOT a Sailor... you may be in the Navy, but you are not part of the tribe."

Whoa there Cheif , cool your jets.

When i was in the Navy one of our sister squadrons had a P3 go down with 18 souls on board during a training flight.
It may not have been during war but they were damn well Sailors/Airmen regardless. i may not consider myself a veteran because i wasn't in combat but honorable service is Honorable Service and i would tell another sailor that they were not deserving of being called a sailor because they didn't have the right collar device.

Posted by: Shaftoe at August 07, 2024 04:37 PM (Rvxb7)

491 Tim Walz is it.
There may be some confusion at the convention.

There used to be a cigar commercial:
Have a Tampa
Have a Tampa on me.

Well, Tim, you're no Tampa.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2024 04:37 PM (agLqO)

492
When was he at DLI?

2007 I believe.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 07, 2024 04:37 PM (RLLZj)

493 486 476 Mmmmmm...Miss Buxley...mmmmmm...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 04:35 PM (v6JzV)

One of my favs is when Miss Buxley locks herself in the bathroom, and the General is trying to get her out and, talking about the door knob tells her "Jiggle it, Miss Buxley" just as the General's wife walks in...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2024 04:37 PM (ynpvh)

494 whats interesting is that the mn media decided to hide this info and deprive the ctizens of the state the right to have what was needed for an informed vote

nice strib

Posted by: N at August 07, 2024 04:37 PM (8XibL)

495 491 Tim Walz is it.
There may be some confusion at the convention.

There used to be a cigar commercial:
Have a Tampa
Have a Tampa on me.

Well, Tim, you're no Tampa.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2024 04:37 PM (agLqO)

I thought people from Tampa were called Tampons...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2024 04:38 PM (ynpvh)

496 Walz learned all his foreign policy from his 30 visits to China.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 07, 2024 04:38 PM (+oR7L)

497 478 The latest spin is that Walz submitted his retirement paperwork months beforehand, so leaving the Army wasn't in reaction to being deployed.

-

Man, tough break. Hopefully he wasn't dropping out to run for political office or that could come back to haunt him.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 04:34

The problem is he didn’t retire. And he accepted the CSM provisional for a deployment. He did get out early to run for Congress.

Posted by: Piper at August 07, 2024 04:38 PM (pZEOD)

498 Mmmmmm...Miss Buxley...mmmmmm...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 04:35 PM (v6JzV)


This.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 04:38 PM (W/lyH)

499 When was he at DLI?

2007 I believe.
Posted by: Just Lily


Way past my time, then.

What a great place to be stationed.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 04:38 PM (v6JzV)

500 Sen. Tina Smith (D-MN) says she’s “not aware” of any military service JD Vance has ever served.

She is one horrible horrible woman.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2024 04:39 PM (/U5Yz)

501 We didn't send NG units to GW1
---------

Oh yes they did!

A whole shitload of 'em. This was a doctrine change, and it caught many state organizations by surprise. Ask me how I know.

Many state guards were simply told to rail-load everything up and go. Not "everything" was ready to go, despite official pronouncements (on paper) to the contrary.

Posted by: Somebody With Pretty Fair Advice Along The Way at August 07, 2024 04:39 PM (5/wly)

502 "We learned NOTHING from the Swiftboat vets!"

Posted by: The Democratic Party at August 07, 2024 04:39 PM (eIGHH)

503 Lying make you old. The body hates lies, and causes chronic stress.
tell the truth and sleep at night.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2024 04:39 PM (D7oie)

504 NASA has postponed Crew X from launching because broken, pos, Starliner is using the dock.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2024 04:39 PM (agLqO)

505 500 Sen. Tina Smith (D-MN) says she’s “not aware” of any military service JD Vance has ever served.

She is one horrible horrible woman.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2024 04:39 PM (/U5Yz)

I wasn't aware of Tina's existence.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2024 04:39 PM (ynpvh)

506 NOOD Disney

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2024 04:39 PM (ynpvh)

507 I thought people from Tampa were called Tampons...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I thought tampons were those game fish in Florida famous for putting up a good fight when hooked.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 04:40 PM (v6JzV)

508 Looks like Walz is beholden to Big Tampon!
Posted by: Shaftoe at August 07, 2024 04:21 PM (Rvxb7)
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That's a big tampon he be holdin'!

Posted by: Ebonics Ed at August 07, 2024 04:40 PM (krQz2)

509 continued from post 479

Kamala's paths to victory are much narrower. Accoring to 270towin she's starting out with only 226 safe EVs. She needs to win...

1. all three rust belt states (PA, MI, and WI)- that gets her 270

2. If she doesn't win all three, she MUST win PA. If she wins PA and WI, but loses MI, she still needs both AZ and NV to win

3. If she doesn't win all three rust belt states, she MUST win PA, If she wins PA and MI, but loses WI, she has to win AZ

4. If she doesn't win all three rust belt states, she MUST win PA, if she wins it but doesn't win either of MI or WI, she has to win both AZ and NV and steal one that Trump is favored in, such as GA or NC.

tl;dr: She has a much tougher path to win, and will need to do a lot of campaigning to seal the deal. I don't think her tightly controlled, hidden from media, chained-to-teleprompter strategy will do it.

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 07, 2024 04:40 PM (pZ0Mr)

510 Mmmmmm...Miss Buxley...mmmmmm...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 04:35 PM (v6JzV)


Connie Rod from the maintenance magazine.
Yum!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 04:40 PM (W/lyH)

511 Vance you want the Truth?
You can't handle the truth!

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Vance? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for all Women Killed by Illegals, and you curse Biden. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Biden's exit, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.

Posted by: Command Major Sergent of the Minnesota Gay Pride Guard at August 07, 2024 04:40 PM (Qfk4E)

512
I wasn't aware of Tina's existence.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


You are blessed.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2024 04:40 PM (/U5Yz)

513 I thought people from Tampa were called Tampons...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
-----------------

No banana have a cigar.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2024 04:41 PM (agLqO)

514 The latest spin is that Walz submitted his retirement paperwork months beforehand, so leaving the Army wasn't in reaction to being deployed.


He re-upped in 2003 for the CMS School which was two years, AND an additional two years in service after the school. Earliest he could have gotten out was 2007.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 04:41 PM (o/kBd)

515 500 Sen. Tina Smith (D-MN) says she’s “not aware” of any military service JD Vance has ever served.

She is one horrible horrible woman.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 07, 2024 04:39 PM (/U5Yz)

I wasn't aware of Tina's existence.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2024 04:39 PM (ynpvh)
______________

Me either.

Hey, Tina, next time before pontificating publicly, maybe read up a bit? Just a thought. The 30 seconds on Wikipedia would have been time well-spent.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2024 04:41 PM (YqDXo)

516 I have to wonder if the GOP aren't pulling the trigger too early on aWalz. Clearly there's a ton of crap to throw at him, and much of is seems pretty easy to confirm. Why not wait until September when it's pretty much too late for the socialists to change course?

Six weeks from now, the printing presses will still be working 24/7 producing Harris/Walz ballots. What happens when Walz drops out and they have to start printing all over again? 100M ballots aren't going to print themselves, after all.

Posted by: p-squared at August 07, 2024 04:42 PM (0prFs)

517 What a great place to be stationed.

I do believe he enjoyed it there. He really liked the challenge.

But he liked everyplace he was sent. He especially liked the people of Somalia and Kenya.

Posted by: Just Lily at August 07, 2024 04:42 PM (RLLZj)

518 I was proud of Bill Clinton's Military Service and I wanted to follow in his Foot Steps .......

Posted by: Command Major Sergent of the Minnesota Gay Pride Guard, Tim Walz at August 07, 2024 04:44 PM (Qfk4E)

519
https://tinyurl.com/yc7dww9j

Vance going up to reporters on the runway outside of Kamala's plane asking THEM why they haven't been able to get Kamala to take any questions from the Media
Posted by: Shenanigans

+++++++++++++

That's Agent Fupa off to his left!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 07, 2024 04:45 PM (pgtWZ)

520 504 NASA has postponed Crew X from launching because broken, pos, Starliner is using the dock.
---
Starliner can't return on its own. If SpaceX has to rescue the crew, then Starliner will be destroyed. That's appearing more and more likely every day.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 07, 2024 04:45 PM (woPEM)

521 Seems a little small.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 07, 2024 04:45 PM (wGerL)

522 Boomer x2 vs Boomer/Millennial...Gen X is left out...

If that's the depth of your analysis, you're too retarded to vote.
By some clerical error, you're still allowed to pay rent in the US.
Don't push it. Boats go out to sea every day.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 07, 2024 04:46 PM (zdLoL)

523
I suspect that one of you other Morons have pointed this out but a Sergeant Major has two levels: Sergeant Major (star in the middle of your stripes) is a non-leadership position, which might be an important position in brigade or division staff but you only lead your staff office. A Command Sergeant Major (star plus wreath in your stripes) is a specified leadership position, highest ranking enlisted soldier at the battalion or higher level.

If you are reassigned out of your CSM position (perhaps you have finished your command tour and are reassigned for staff duty, which is something you are expected to do at some point), you then become a SM at the E-9 pay grade. No dishonor. Going from CSM (E-9) to Master Sergeant (E- is a formal DEMOTION.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2024 04:47 PM (y9nCu)

524 478 The latest spin is that Walz submitted his retirement paperwork months beforehand, so leaving the Army wasn't in reaction to being deployed.

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Man, tough break. Hopefully he wasn't dropping out to run for political office or that could come back to haunt him.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume, tattoos, and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 04:34 PM (Ledxi)

Pretty weak spin if he's saying he took the promotion knowing he was quitting early. That's better?

Posted by: Inogame at August 07, 2024 04:48 PM (53oGX)

525 Probably already discussed, but I do believe that any pay grade of Office outranks the most senior enlisted member.

Which would mean that Timmy was lying about the "Most senior'" part of his boast as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 07, 2024 04:48 PM (a1415)

526 I wasn't aware that Bill Clinton didn't have a military service.

Posted by: Tina at August 07, 2024 04:48 PM (krQz2)

527 Did they vet this guy at all?

It seems like a bunch of teenage commies run the campaign and the WH, so I would say no.

Posted by: PJU at August 07, 2024 04:49 PM (G1dq6)

528 In some states, early voting starts in September.

Posted by: mrp at August 07, 2024 04:49 PM (rj6Yv)

529 When i was in the Navy one of our sister squadrons had a P3 go down with 18 souls on board during a training flight.
Posted by: Shaftoe at August 07, 2024 04:37 PM (Rvxb7)

Okay...I was a Naval officer that was attached to both a P3 and an A6 squadron for a while, including many years serving in the surface navy - the US Navy is a dangerous business. I get it.

But our surface force presence is what we served the Navy for - I was proud of my many years of sea service ribbons - and I pre-judged a lot of comments by my fellow officers by their time at sea...its not a one and done mission like we had when I was attached at the squadrons - just as dangerous but a whole hell of a lot longer lasting...so I get that comment.

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2024 04:50 PM (K+UlC)

530 At the VA, when a Veteran dies, an overhead call goes out all over campus announcing a "Final Salute" and gives location where to assemble. Staff line up on either side of the unit hallway and then the litter with the deceased covered in a US flag moves slowly down the hall with the Vet's family members following it. Staff, if Veterans, salute, while all others hold their hand over their heart. All in silence. I've participated in many and it is extremely moving and no one leaves without tears in their eyes.

My point, no one asks what this Veteran did during his/her service. No one asks if they were in combat or not. It does not matter. They wore the uniform and recited the oath and did what they did in Service to their country.

Posted by: Cheri at August 07, 2024 04:50 PM (oiNtH)

531 My opinion? Walz is a creep. Trust me on this. I know creeps.

Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2024 04:51 PM (M6moH)

532 If you are reassigned out of your CSM position (perhaps you have finished your command tour and are reassigned for staff duty, which is something you are expected to do at some point), you then become a SM at the E-9 pay grade. No dishonor. Going from CSM (E-9) to Master Sergeant (E- is a formal DEMOTION.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Reserve / Guard units have their lifers literally taking turns being CSM, and 1SG before then.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 07, 2024 04:53 PM (cOq4q)

533 www Congress gov
HHRG-115-HA00-Bio-WalzT-20170215

In part: U.S. Congressman Tim Walz is currently serving his sixth term representing Minnesota’s First Congressional District. The First Congressional District spans the southern part of Minnesota – from the South Dakota border in the west to the Wisconsin border in the east. Walz proudly serves the people of southern Minnesota on three committees in the United States House of Representatives: Agriculture, Armed Services, and Veterans' Affairs. He is the ranking member of the Agriculture Subcommittee on General Farm Commodities and Risk Management. He also is one of nine House Members to serve on the Congressional-Executive Commission on China. Walz serves as co-chair of the Congressional Sportsmen’s Caucus, and has leadership posts with the National Guard and Reserve Caucus and the Congressional Veterans Jobs Caucus. Tim Walz was born in West Point, Nebraska and is the son of a public school administrator and community activist. As a child, Tim’s parents instilled in him the values of hard work and community service. Walz enlisted in the Army National Guard at the young age of 17, and retired 24 years later as Command Sgt. Major"

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 07, 2024 04:58 PM (NFX2v)

534 Amen, Cheri. Every vet here on this smart mil lag has my utmost respect and gratitude. Full stop.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 07, 2024 05:01 PM (TYEmI)

535 "My point, no one asks what this Veteran did during his/her service. No one asks if they were in combat or not. It does not matter. They wore the uniform and recited the oath and did what they did in Service to their country."

True.


But in Timmy's case he made claims of service and rank that were known by him to be false.

There is a reason why this is considered such a dishonorable thing amongst honorable people.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 07, 2024 05:01 PM (a1415)

536 My influence is, I block what I can. Screen out most media.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 07, 2024 05:27 PM (likVb)

537 That crazy leftist bitch on The Five was just comparing Timmy to Vance in the same light! I thought Gutfeld AND Waters were going to slap the living crap out of her. Typical leftist twat....she would just not shut up.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 07, 2024 05:46 PM (iODuv)

538 Tim Walz is just like your dad if your dad beat your mom, stole your college fund and spent it in weed and booze, molested your kids and forced the babysitter to get an abortion after he knocked her up.

Posted by: Misanthropy 4 The Win at August 07, 2024 07:30 PM (Yelf3)

539 Perhaps Heels Up Harris ought to dump Lard Ass Timmy and his stolen valor and select a real war hero.

Maybe Da Nang Dick Blumenthal.

Posted by: Misanthropy 4 The Win at August 07, 2024 07:31 PM (Yelf3)

540 So the M9 and M17, M18 and the P320 the latter two are based on will be banned if Mr. Walz gets his way?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 07, 2024 10:56 PM (PsjFb)

541
My point, no one asks what this Veteran did during his/her service. No one asks if they were in combat or not. It does not matter. They wore the uniform and recited the oath and did what they did in Service to their country.
Posted by: Cheri at August 07, 2024 04:50 PM (oiNtH)

Yeah but the record isn’t embellished either.

Before my father’s funeral, I looked at the doc that would determine what would go on his headstone. “Vietnam”, it said. “My father would object; he never set foot in Vietnam.” But, as it was explained to me, that was going to be put there to denote the era. After all, he did serve throughout Vietnam and could have been sent there. He never could figure out why he didn’t go.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 07, 2024 11:01 PM (PsjFb)

542 161 All you need to know about tim walz is tim walz can only be elected to office in Minnefuckingsota.

Just like the only place cumface harris can only be elected in California.

These people are like sandy cortez, who cannot be elected outside her district.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 07, 2024 03:56 PM (Pymss)

Good points.

Posted by: m at August 08, 2024 03:39 AM (64Zez)

543 I'm not sure if I have mentioned, but at one time I served in The USMC. other than targeted attacks on me, which are real, I would have stayed for the long haul under one condition.

During my 4 year and 3 month term in service as an enisted. . .CLINTON! mobilized my theater 17 times, I volunteered every time, and never once did I get on that plane or boat. I was theater for his ego.

If I had actually gone to war, and known that I could do my actual job, rather than being a pawn in Clintons political game? I would have stayed and ridden out the abuses I had thrown at me, because I'm a MARINE! I serve my nation not myself, and If I serve under a "man" like Clinton who only serves himself, I could not in good conscious surrender my liberty, my life, or as it turns out, ability to build a family due to the fickle attitudes of petty dictators.

So I allowed my contract to expire, and Life has sucked ever since, not like it was so great before.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at August 08, 2024 08:35 AM (XKj0h)

544 Also, Master Sgt, isn't a "lesser" rank, it's a different designation. the Master grades are supposed to be specialists in their fields. Command Sgt's like SFC's, or SMaj's (in the USMC) are command grade, they are meant to be the voice of the commander to the enlisted. the Master Grades, translate the officer, to wannabe officer jargon into actual information.

(random thing, in my experience, in the USMC, I don't know if I mentioned, I was a Marine once, we had more respect for the practicals of the masters, than the command level first and smaj's, because the masters have to prove their work, don't know a single command staff, I gave one fuck about.)

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