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It Gets Worse and Worse for Walz
As you know, "One man's socialism is just another man's neighborliness"!
Walz was a big covid-monger -- he proudly announced a snitch-line allowing liberals to call the cops on their neighbors for violating stay-at-home orders. The Nazi Snitch Network reported a lot of people for... going to parks and beaches. Covid's natural hunting ground!!!Jack PosoMegyn Kelly discusses Tim Walz abandoning his unit as they deployed to Iraq, leaving them without a leader as they entered a war zone. Walz has repeatedly lied and said that his term was up in 2005. It wasn't. It was up in 2007. But when Walz got the notification that his unit was about to be deployed to Iraq, he quit. He was asked about this when he first ran for Congress in 2006-- he had no answer for it, and did not dispute the paperwork showing that his term was up in 2007 and that he abruptly quit when served notification that he was about to be mobilized. I doubt his non-story has improved with age. What will be his next excuse? PTSD? Oh, he didn't see combat, much like fellow effeminate closet-masturbator David French. But he got totally wiped on a tough level of Call of Duty, and he just could not deal. He's also a drunk driver. For some reason the military did not punish him, even though Colonel Kurt Schlichter says that a drunk driving arrest would be the end of any military career.
@JackPosobiec MN Army Guard Lt Col: "Walz was known to put himself in for additional devices (oak leaves, good conduct loops, service stars) w/o being remotely close to completing the criteria. Joes, Peers and Superiors could not stand him, very pretentious person that should've never been promoted beyond E6."
So I guess he was saying he couldn't follow officer instructions because he was "deaf"? And yet the blood test confirmed he was drunk.
Dana Loesch
@DLoesch Walz tried to spin his DUI arrest -- his BAC was .128 and hospital blood test confirmed it -- as a "misunderstanding," and he wasn't drunk, but deaf. He thought the trooper was "someone chasing him." Can't make this up.
The "very conservative" NeverTrumper David French says he is All-In!!! on Kumala and Timmy Tampon.
And here it starts
— William Wolfe 🇺🇸 (@William_E_Wolfe) August 6, 2024
David French is nothing if not predictable https://t.co/pyHUFxR8q0 pic.twitter.com/eLSZc60VAL
RBeOne might posit that David French is a queen in several different ways. He's a multidimensional queen.
@RBPundit David French is such a god damn drama queen.
Will David French, who himself strongly implies he was a front-line combat soldier whenever he mentions his service as a JAG officer, be bothered by Walz's very troublesome Stolen Valor/Cowardice problem? Not hardly! French will welcome this Comrade-in-Arms! Here's Walz's key advisor in his decision to make Minnesota a "sanctuary state" for children seeking gender transition surgery. If you've forgotten what that means, that means that if a child in Florida flees the state because she can't get her tits cut off in Florida, Minnesota will perform the double radical masectomy for her -- and will fight the parents if they attempt to take the child back home.
Philip Melanchthon Wegmann
@PhilipWegmann This clip of Minnesota First Lady Gwen Walz is making the rounds. Her reflection on the 2020 riots: "I could smell the burning tires...I kept the windows open as long as I could because I felt like that was such a touchstone of what was happening."
"Her daughter also coordinated with rioters to let them know that the National Guard would not be activated one night." Better and better! https://t.co/RxObL5XqQa
— Convicted Felon Ace of Spades (@AceofSpadesHQ) August 6, 2024
Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze "I wanted to smell people's small businesses burning to the ground" is going to be a fun one.
Walz did not tell the rioters to stop rioting. Instead, even as his state was in flames, he encouraged them, by telling them they were winning:
Governor Tim WalzKumala staged a cringe fake phone call to Walz to pretend she was just informing him then that she had chosen him to be her VP running mate. She's so authentic you guys. Kamala tells everyone that they must be woke.
@GovTimWalz My administration will use every tool at our disposal to deconstruct generations of systemic racism in Minnesota. This effort is one of many steps to come in our effort to restore trust with communities that have been unseen and unheard for far too long. 3:24 PM Jun 2, 2020
Meet the Real Tim Walz
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) August 6, 2024
pic.twitter.com/jPBPaZ9sPJ
Jonathan Chait
@jonathanchait Does Harris understand the assignment? Before Walz, I was cautiously optimistic. Now, more cautious, less optimistic.
We may yet see Shapiro in the race.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2024 05:00 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2024 05:01 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 06, 2024 05:03 PM (VGRuw)
Posted by: Deep Throat Covfefe at August 06, 2024 05:03 PM (qkLZk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2024 05:04 PM (dTTBf)
That is, they had option A, who backed out. Then on to B, who backed out. etc.
Walz was probably the 4th or 5th choice.
And Kamaduh was like, "I like him, he said that funny thing. cackle, cackle"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 05:04 PM (l3206)
"Walz joined at 18 as a private. Rose through the NCO (sergeant) ranks, each requiring extreme competence at increasingly demanding jobs with more people & responsibility at every rank."
I thought it might resonate with some of you former dogfaces. ;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2024 05:04 PM (a3Q+t)
LOL. Clown show.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 06, 2024 05:05 PM (/U5Yz)
This quitting thing bothers me. You can't "quit" the military until your ETS/EAOS is up. Somebody up the chain let him quit most likely because they wanted to be rid of the POS. They probably carried him on the unit books until his retirement date came up.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2024 05:05 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: The Democrats at August 06, 2024 05:05 PM (Dzvaz)
They nail it every single time.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2024 05:05 PM (NpAcC)
There's rumorint out there that he was lucky number 13, when 12 others didn't want to commit career suicide.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 05:05 PM (i24o9)
Part of me wants to slam this guy for all its worse, but then the Dems have shown they will just swap out their candidates and we can’t afford all that happening. The rules are not the rules anymore.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 05:06 PM (2N3ca)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2024 05:06 PM (kgE5c)
He's more than that, he's a f**king c**t [British Usage] and a f*g [American Usage] and his sh*t is all retarded [Universal Usage]
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 05:06 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2024 05:06 PM (dTTBf)
Can't we have Disney or polls, Ace? Please?
But it's your site, so I'm not gonna go all Cat Ass Trophy on you. I can always leave if I don't like it, I understand that.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 05:06 PM (v6JzV)
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None of which, of course, was a conspiracy against people's rights.
Right?
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:06 PM (krQz2)
How the hell does THAT work?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2024 05:06 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2024 05:06 PM (kgE5c)
Posted by: butch at August 06, 2024 05:07 PM (AVZAs)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 06, 2024 05:07 PM (DB1hg)
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 05:07 PM (2N3ca)
If I never hear or read the name David French again that would be wonderful. He’s become a Babylon Bee parody…. He should just ask the Bee to tweet for him and be done with it
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 05:07 PM (jSZ9s)
I really hope America pays attention to just how far left and out of the mainstream this Dem ticket really is.
But we have a lot of dumb and immature people voting now. And lots of cheat to overcome.
Posted by: Czech Chick at August 06, 2024 05:07 PM (fpVC1)
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 06, 2024 05:07 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 05:08 PM (i24o9)
The Guard really started enforcing DUI and other higher standard stuff after 2003 or so, as they ramped up to a more active-duty posture with normal deployment rotations and such. They switched from a "strategic wartime reserve" force to a regular, operational one.
Posted by: Military Moron at August 06, 2024 05:08 PM (JCZqz)
Because all the people that can be run over in a bad financial filing!
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:08 PM (krQz2)
Those of us who live in climes where they close the schools over 1/4" of snow on the ground might not fully understand this, Ace, and could jump to conclusions.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2024 05:08 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2024 05:08 PM (NtVYv)
Too bad they didn't torch her mansion. That would have been really authentic.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 06, 2024 05:08 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff
It's just a rite of passage!
Posted by: Sammy Hagar at August 06, 2024 05:09 PM (KRtlO)
>>And, dear Minnesota...WTF is wrong with you people?!
Same thing that is wrong with most leftist states, large Donk Controlled Urban Centers, disorganized and useless GOP and conservative voters who have better things to do than vote apparently.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 05:09 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2024 05:05 PM (QNSds)
As an enlisted, if you do not finish your contract, you get an Admin NOT an Honorable Discharge.
Maybe someone could ask him THAT question.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2024 05:09 PM (xaFKb)
Hello, Bob from NSA.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2024 05:09 PM (dTTBf)
'Cause, you know, illegal immigrants getting freebies and handouts isn't at all an issue.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 05:09 PM (l3206)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 06, 2024 05:09 PM (+KJ2T)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 06, 2024 05:09 PM (jxyod)
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 06, 2024 05:09 PM (MZ+PY)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 06, 2024 05:03 PM (VGRuw)
Is that wrong?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 06, 2024 05:10 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: scampydog at August 06, 2024 05:10 PM (2bFN5)
And what the hell is wrong with Minnesota anyway? Buncha weirdos running around up there.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 06, 2024 05:10 PM (PWI4f)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 06, 2024 05:10 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 05:10 PM (EFhQB)
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He did things for them, milud!
He obliged them...
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:10 PM (krQz2)
This was an epic fuck up and I'm loving it.
Posted by: Lacra at August 06, 2024 05:10 PM (4pwAx)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 05:10 PM (HJ9BW)
Can't we have Disney or polls, Ace? Please?
I had this all as a post-script to a post about something else, but I decided it was too girthy and musky for a post-script.
Also, I'm not kidding, I think he'll be dropped from the ticket. the quitting-the-military-to-avoid-combat-and-lying-about-it is a killer.
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:11 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 06, 2024 05:11 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 05:11 PM (jvJvP)
David French is a raving moron.
These people obviously have no capacity for embarrassment.
Posted by: Jay in PA at August 06, 2024 05:11 PM (i7Q7S)
Cat Ass Trophy?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
Flounced, or got banned by Ace, or both, yesterday.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 05:11 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:11 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 05:12 PM (HJ9BW)
You can't just switch out your VP midway through the election campaign. Who do you think you are, McGovern?
(please be McGovern)
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 06, 2024 05:12 PM (pZ0Mr)
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 05:12 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 06, 2024 05:12 PM (OQsw9)
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 05:12 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:11 PM (KRtlO)
In a sane world with a sane Dem party, I'd agree...
But these are the folks who have a Tranny in an Admirals Uniform.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2024 05:12 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 06, 2024 05:12 PM (zRKQy)
He obliged them...
Hilarious reference! I love that sketch!
if anyone wants to see it, I think you'd find it under "Monty Python Anything Goes"
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:13 PM (KRtlO)
>>Also, I'm not kidding, I think he'll be dropped from the ticket.
That would absolutely be the Chef's Kiss of Saving Democracy.
Donks: We're just going to test drive candidates until we dig ups someone who isn't a complete clusterf*ck.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 05:13 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at August 06, 2024 05:13 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 05:13 PM (64Zez)
Gov Walz is a very evil man.
Posted by: Catch Thorty-Thr33 at August 06, 2024 05:13 PM (PsjFb)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 05:13 PM (HJ9BW)
Maybe someone could ask him THAT question.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 06, 2024 05:09 PM (xaFKb)
I'm not sure if that's true for Nasty Girls.
Or it's possible as an E8, turning down the E9 promotion might have been a trigger to have his enlistment potentially terminated.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 06, 2024 05:13 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Halfhand at August 06, 2024 05:13 PM (wra9p)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 05:13 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:13 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 05:13 PM (64Zez)
"When you reach “Master Sergeant” you are selected to serve as a First Sergeant (1SG) of a unit…if you’re good enough. Then, those 1SGTs compete for selection to Sergeant Major. Only the best Sergeant Majors are selected for Command Sergeant Major (CSM) billets.
CSMs serve as the senior enlisted person in the unit and the advisor to Commanders at battalion and above.
They know what they’re doing. They uphold standards. They speak their minds to all ranks (private to generals). They’re not afraid of getting bad news because they know how to fix things when they go wrong. And they serve the command (their commander and their soldiers) with a selfless integrity and a complete dedication.
During social events and informal occasions, they’re usually a whole bunch of fun. And they always have great stories. But they’re always professional."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2024 05:13 PM (a3Q+t)
How the hell does THAT work?
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Well, and there was also the temporary "red and blue flashing light" blindness.
He got the deaf and the lind from all the war on CNN he had to watch while he was stationed in Italy.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 05:14 PM (l3206)
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:14 PM (krQz2)
If he'd only known Kackling Kamala in 2005, he might have learned who he could blow to get his paperwork "fixed."
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 05:14 PM (llS7k)
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 05:14 PM (64Zez)
Want to know more about Tim Walz? Try making his hot dish recipe. link to recipe and article in Minnesota Star Tribune:
https://tinyurl.com/2nt4twen
Note: From Rep. Tim Walz, who won the 2014 Minnesota Congressional Delegation Hotdish Off with this (peas-less) recipe.
I like their "doesn't taste weird" comment: Here on the Star Tribune Taste team, we’re confident that the quickest way to get to know someone is to eat their food. So, if you’re new to Walz, or hot dish, give it a try. We promise, it doesn’t taste “weird.”
They really are tripling down on this "weird" thing. It can't be making a difference with normie LIVs, who can SEE the weirdness of drag-queen storyhour Dems, so maybe, like Walz's selection, it's just a move to rally the base and increase turnout?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2024 05:14 PM (JCZqz)
Also, my daddy, and both of my grandaddies were career Army officers, and this makes me more mad for my ex husband than them. Not sure why. It’s kind of affecting my souls at the moment. 😂🤣😂🤣
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 05:14 PM (2N3ca)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 06, 2024 05:14 PM (PsjFb)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 05:14 PM (B1dzx)
Eh. Who cares? I am still uncertain how to pronounce Cameltoe's stupid name.
*throws hands up, growls old man style, returns to billable work*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at August 06, 2024 05:15 PM (Ad8y9)
But, at these times I have always driven with hyper-awareness. Below the speed limit and very safely.
This maniac has shown BAD JUDGMENT with his dui at 95 mph.
That’s fucked upon for even a drunk stoner.
Posted by: Redenzo at August 06, 2024 05:15 PM (V/pbu)
How the hell does THAT work?
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Well, and there was also the temporary "red and blue flashing light" blindness.
He got the deaf and the lind from all the war on CNN he had to watch while he was stationed in Italy.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 05:14 PM (l3206)
It's a known side-effect of too much pasta and red wine.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 05:15 PM (llS7k)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 05:13 PM (XV/Pl)
Well, Scoop Jackson's been dead for 40 years, I'm not sure how dusty he'd be if they dig him up.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 06, 2024 05:15 PM (dGCAG)
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We need Kamala! to describe what a command sergeant major is.
That would be pretty damn fun.
Posted by: Jay in PA at August 06, 2024 05:15 PM (i7Q7S)
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I did the ton on a motorcycle once, but and that was enough for me
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 05:15 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 05:15 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 05:16 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 05:11 PM (v6JzV)
Thanks. Bummer. Good dude.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 05:16 PM (i24o9)
"the conservative case for drunk driving"
followed by...
"the conservative case for imprisoning anti-trans people"
followed by...
"the conservative case for eliminating candidates and just having [generic democrat] vs [generic republican]"
followed by...
"the conservative case for eliminating elections entirely"
followed by...
"the conservative case for outlawing conservatism"
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 06, 2024 05:16 PM (pZ0Mr)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 06, 2024 05:16 PM (xPl2J)
That's an actual concern, as is Kamala's viability. The RNC never does anything and never will, but it should be looking at the legalities to exit the race and be replaced in each individual state and be ready to employ lawfare to force them to continue or at least not to have replacements added to the ballot.
If Biden/Harris/whoever goes down in November, along with the riots expect David French finally to come out of the closet, to the extent he was possibly able ever to be in it.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 06, 2024 05:17 PM (KSNKu)
I got to experience Gov. Walz covid totalitarianism second hand here in New Mexico. Gov. Walz and NM Gov. Grisholm plus a few other totalitarians had weekly conference calls which would get lightly reported here in New Mexico. Days after our governor would come out with some new draconian lockdown rules, For example, you could only have 10 people in a 200,000 square foot grocery store which meant that you had to stand out in the cold weather for hours to buy food. This went on for a couple months. To this day I think she got that idea from that shit in Minnesota.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at August 06, 2024 05:17 PM (rIBZP)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 06, 2024 05:17 PM (hUZEZ)
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 05:17 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 05:17 PM (llS7k)
I don't want to get too far over my skis, but if I had to guess, I'd say that Tim Walz will, like Biden before him, be forced quit the ticket.
They're having a huge rally of excited young people in Pennsylvania right now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 05:17 PM (63Dwl)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2VTR86_iOM
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:13 PM (KRtlO)
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The Douglas Adams days.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:17 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Inbred filthy Scandi's.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 06, 2024 05:17 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 05:11 PM (v6JzV)
Thanks. Bummer. Good dude.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 05:16 PM (i24o9)
I do not want a big post mortem… but what was the problem???
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 05:17 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Dr Huge Largemeat at August 06, 2024 05:18 PM (et1vG)
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I would not discount it. But then Rs can run on the musical chairs party - first get rid of Biden then get Walz, then get rid of Walz. What's next ?! If Ds want my advice (long pause) , stay with Walz. Shapiro's is not a national politician for you people - too Jewy for the likes of Minnesota's own Omar !
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 05:18 PM (V13WU)
____________
Then, I joined the U.S. Army Reserves, put on the uniform, and (eventually) rolled out on my first mission “outside the wire” in Diyala Province, Iraq . . . where I couldn’t read Drudge or Politico and had to focus on a single objective -- to defeat the enemy that was trying to kill my brothers in arms and kill me.
https://tinyurl.com/y227jheu
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2024 05:18 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 05:15 PM (/7KEl)
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110 on two wheels way back when, Laying over the tank to keep vibration down was interesting. I will say this, sitting up suddenly while backing off the throttle slowed one down right quick.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 05:18 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 06, 2024 05:17 PM (/U5Yz)
Most of the Saner Danes moved to Seattle. Oh, wait...
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 05:18 PM (llS7k)
Posted by: Jay in PA at August 06, 2024 05:19 PM (i7Q7S)
Piper, thank you for that. You are awesome.
And, my favorite partially Pawnee person!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 05:19 PM (v6JzV)
I also suspect this was Obama's idea of being clever. You can always tell an Obama plot by how stupid and unproductive it is -- everything is "stray voltage."
So is Waltz a pick from Harris, Pelosi, or Obama.
I think it is mostly Obama, but maybe Pelosi had input. (Harris is doing as told like a good little whore.) And it is another stupid Obama move. He is expanding the base by including a Midwestern white candidate. (Biden was never anything more than an empty suit.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 06, 2024 05:19 PM (o+X+x)
--David French the Apostate.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 06, 2024 05:19 PM (zRKQy)
Does politics trump their life mission?
Will they vote for Kamala anyways and let this pass?
Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 05:19 PM (jvJvP)
read that sentence. GERNEARTIONS. of SYTEMMMIC RACISM. in. MINNESOTA.
Yeah, when I think of systemic racism, Minnesota is the first place that always comes to mind.
Posted by: El Mariachi at August 06, 2024 05:19 PM (nLFEI)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
It would depend if the bull railing his wife was finished yet or not.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 05:20 PM (MGB5H)
Innocence has no meaning. Like a Jew in the oven.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 06, 2024 05:20 PM (U8nIs)
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 05:20 PM (/7KEl)
But he's been belittled. He's been put in his place. He should not accept sloppy seconds.
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 05:20 PM (64Zez)
They're having a huge rally of excited young people in Pennsylvania right now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 05:17 PM (63Dwl)
Bwahahahahahhaha!!!
"Hello, fellow youths!"
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 05:20 PM (llS7k)
With the assumption that this is Obama's pick, he is building on the base because that is all he cares about, all he knows, and all he respects. He is going for the gold and putting another puzzle piece in place in his remaking the USA as a commie hellhole. His plan is to steal the election, but he wants his coalition in place -- queers, browns, muzzies, and commies -- and in power.
He also wants chaos and Waltz has shown he supports burning the cities in order to remake them in marx's image (smelly, irate, annoying, and out of work.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 06, 2024 05:20 PM (o+X+x)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 05:20 PM (B1dzx)
"We had hoped we would see 100 percent compliance by residents and visitors with the Governor's 'stay at home' order," said Neal. "However, this weekend, we have continued to receive many complaints and reports of large group gatherings, close-contact ball games and lack of social distancing. This is not optional. Failure of Minnesotans to comply with this order will result in the metro area reaching peak caseload sooner than medical facilities are able to handle. We all need to do our part."
Meanwhile, Gov. Walz noted Monday that with Twin Cities metro area traffic down 79% and rural area traffic down 71%, it appears that much of the state is obeying the order. Additionally, the state saw a 68% drop in DWI arrests over the weekend.
https://is.gd/U2z3xN
Posted by: olddog in mo at August 06, 2024 05:20 PM (hoCmQ)
Posted by: Weasel at August 06, 2024 05:21 PM (uGpeQ)
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 05:17 PM (PCK5/)
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Cat Ass made a remark about the Cafe using too many links from undesirable locations. Ace has had enough of those complaints and suggested Cat either do it himself, leave or be banned. Cat chose to leave.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 05:21 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff
It's just a rite of passage!
Posted by: Sammy Hagar at August 06, 2024 05:09 PM (KRtlO)
Yeah... I actually have, many times. Speeding, even excessively, isn't that big a deal. It's the speeding while drunk, and then making us BS excuses, that shows poor judgement. But to be fair, he was only 30-ish at the time, so still operating with a not fully matured brain. Not giving him a pass on this, but there's plenty of more current issues to criticize him on.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 06, 2024 05:21 PM (VGRuw)
@CatAssTrophy99 if you want to stay in touch.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 05:21 PM (i24o9)
Most of the Saner Danes moved to Seattle. Oh, wait...
Posted by: LASue
Truth. I live near Seattle and it's Scandi palooza. At least the eastern (red)WA Scandi's are somewhat sane.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 06, 2024 05:21 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 05:21 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 05:21 PM (V13WU)
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No chance.
They can't afford to lose a single Jew hating vote and the self loathing Jews are all in for KamelToe anyway.
Posted by: Jay in PA at August 06, 2024 05:22 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:11 PM
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Sounds ideal! Are there big glass storefronts on both sides?
Posted by: Rock-hurling Antifa shitgoons with telltale Girlthrow Disorder at August 06, 2024 05:22 PM (Uc8km)
The guy got 1.2 million votes when he first won in 2018.
In 2022, he got nearly 90k less.
Total registered voters in MN is 3.59 million.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 05:22 PM (l3206)
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 05:22 PM (2N3ca)
Surprised he didn’t declare war on South Dakota.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 05:22 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 05:17 PM (PCK5/)
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Cat Ass made a remark about the Cafe using too many links from undesirable locations. Ace has had enough of those complaints and suggested Cat either do it himself, leave or be banned. Cat chose to leave.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 05:21 PM (tT6L1)
Ah.. thanks for the response blake..
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 05:22 PM (PCK5/)
He literally cannot conserve shit.
You don't conserve anything by constantly saying at least the revolutionaries who want to turn things upside down aren't the uncouth fighters on my side!
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:23 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 05:17 PM (PCK5/)
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Cat Ass made a remark about the Cafe using too many links from undesirable locations. Ace has had enough of those complaints and suggested Cat either do it himself, leave or be banned. Cat chose to leave.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 05:21 PM (tT6L1)
Ah.. thanks for the response blake..
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 05:22 PM (PCK5/)
Yes, thanks.
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 05:24 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 05:24 PM (ZHVrD)
Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2024 05:24 PM (LHPAg)
They're having a huge rally of excited young people in Pennsylvania right now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 05:17 PM (63Dwl)
Bwahahahahahhaha!!!
"Hello, fellow youths!"
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 05:20 PM (llS7k)
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Well they have to appreciate that he named a highway after the pop star Prince.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:24 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: steevy at August 06, 2024 05:24 PM (HJ9BW)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 05:24 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 06, 2024 05:16 PM (xPl2J)
I think that's the real issue. I can barely imagine the screeching that's going on now at the Obama, Jarrett, and Clinton offices. Probably Pelosi's, too, although she's more savvy than the rest and this might be part of her own double-secret , 5th dimensional chess move.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 05:25 PM (llS7k)
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I've wondered, if I had a name like "Ray Lee Wayne", I'd just turn myself in to the cop shop on general principles. Just a matter of time.
Gacy lived in my hometown before he started stuffing bodies in the crawlspace.
He managed maybe 3 Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise, and was active in the JayCees or something like that. He was arrested for buggery, but a suspended sentence or charge dropped. In those days maybe moving to another state could keep the heat off from anyone knowing about past inclinations. So far as is known, he didnt' kill anyone in the state of Iowa. Who knows for sure.
He was well known in politics is my point. Rosalyn Carter seems to pop up now and then. Did Gacy get involved in Chicago with politics?
Now look at Jim Jones. Huge player in the "Peoples Temple" in California politics in the 1970s. Jones made Charlie Manson look a real amateur
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2024 05:26 PM (JGGiW)
So these cocksucking "never" motherfuckingcunts like david cuck french and jennifer rubin are on their 3rd Election In A Row "saving" conservatism??
Fuuuuuuuuck you in your fucking pussy, you cunts.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 05:26 PM (V91bQ)
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 05:26 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 05:26 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 06, 2024 05:26 PM (DBZuM)
Posted by: Democrats at August 06, 2024 05:26 PM (Iusta)
he's perfect!
listen to French! he's great leave him alone!
I'm still worried they will pop Mike in there somehow come on - take the win! Tim for the win!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 06, 2024 05:26 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2024 05:06 PM (kgE5c)
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The eternal question.
Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2024 05:26 PM (bS+DD)
Posted by: Northernlurker
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I gaze lovingly at my beautiful wife while she is serviced by her dark, swarthy, bull.
What was the question again?
Posted by: David French at August 06, 2024 05:26 PM (flxR3)
https://www.wctrib.com/community/
letters/the-truth-about-tim-walz
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 05:26 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 05:27 PM (ZHVrD)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 05:27 PM (RKVpM)
it's crazy pants!
but you know they will switch out whoever they want whenever ...WTH
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 06, 2024 05:27 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Democrats at August 06, 2024 05:27 PM (Iusta)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 06, 2024 05:06 PM (kgE5c)
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The eternal question.
Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2024 05:26 PM (bS+DD)
Now do Kansas…
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 05:27 PM (PCK5/)
He obliged them...
Hilarious reference! I love that sketch!
if anyone wants to see it, I think you'd find it under "Monty Python Anything Goes"
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:13 PM (KRtlO)
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One of my all time favorite Python sketches.
I've used "pixie hats" and "skating vicar" references for the J6 committee and Trump trials.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:27 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: electronic means at August 06, 2024 05:27 PM (g0Dmp)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
The cold. Too cold. Too long.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 05:27 PM (ZHVrD)
Posted by: pookysgirl is glad her relatives don't live in MN anymore at August 06, 2024 05:27 PM (dtlDP)
it's like terminal brain freeze up there
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 06, 2024 05:28 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 05:28 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:28 PM (krQz2)
Very normal to be obsessed with a columnist and sexual deviancy, and to be obsessed enough to learn the terms. Kind of like learning to dance ironically.
Posted by: Deep Throat Covfefe at August 06, 2024 05:28 PM (qkLZk)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 05:28 PM (i24o9)
She's an AWFL to the billionth degree.
Posted by: Jay in PA at August 06, 2024 05:28 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2024 05:28 PM (j4U/Z)
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It's really impressive when you know he knows:
1) Kamabla sucked off every politician in SF she could get her mouth on
2) Kamabla slept with at least two different married men
3) Kamabla bailed out multiple felons
4) the DUI, with an evading arrest, and a resisting/assault for being mouth drunk is far more than what the DOJ is getting decade-long felony convictions for.
He's literally supporting the very ticket that has indisputably done what he claims he's opposed to.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 05:28 PM (l3206)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2024 05:28 PM (UuUuC)
Posted by: blake
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Thanks for this.
quick question - undesirable how? it is always x or insta. Instagram crashed my computer once so I never go there anymore. The best part of the x ones is Ace's clever titles.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 06, 2024 05:29 PM (o+X+x)
Here's hoping this defenestration will motivate conservative voters here to take the Senate back so the insanity can stop for at least a little while. The last two years have been terrible. Every bad idea has been rubber stamped.
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at August 06, 2024 05:29 PM (5C4od)
She's an AWFL to the billionth degree.
well you start to understand Tim. she is a ballbuster of the highest order!
AND HE LOVES IT
she no doubt pegs him
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 06, 2024 05:29 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Democrats at August 06, 2024 05:29 PM (Iusta)
I'm starting' to love this guy.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2024 05:28 PM (j4U/Z)
wut
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 05:29 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 05:29 PM (MqqJZ)
Hey guys, Hitler was "saving" Judaism by slaughtering 6 million Jews!!
Just like I'm "saving" conservatism by being a destructive Democrat shill!
Posted by: David cocksucker cuck French at August 06, 2024 05:29 PM (V91bQ)
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I’ve been asking this question ever since they elected Jesse Ventura
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 06, 2024 05:29 PM (DBZuM)
As bad as this pick is, I doubt it gets swapped. They'll just take their lumps and hope there's enough wine moms out there that hate Trump.
Posted by: Lacra at August 06, 2024 05:30 PM (4pwAx)
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 05:30 PM (v0R5T)
read that sentence. GERNEARTIONS. of SYTEMMMIC RACISM. in. MINNESOTA.
Posted by: El Mariachi at August 06, 2024 05:19 PM (nLFEI)
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A long time, top-to-bottom blew state.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:30 PM (krQz2)
maybe a good time to take a break, get some fresh air over on X ... wait a minute
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 06, 2024 05:30 PM (s3qiR)
he/she would 'transform the race'
but instead, the Dems have put forward two of the worst people on their side
again:
it's like they are actively trying to lose
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 05:30 PM (/7KEl)
And the media will keep on gaslighting.
Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2024 05:30 PM (QfvaV)
Posted by: Weasel at August 06, 2024 05:30 PM (uGpeQ)
Did he participate in the first Gulf War?
Because he had to have joined in ~1985 to have reached retirement in 2005. That means he had a good probability of seeing action in GW1. Since I don't see any defense of him along those lines, I have to imagine he didn't go.
Now, it's entirely possible his unit didn't go (or not in their entirety) and there wouldn't be any sort of cowardice displayed there, I do have to wonder how his fellow soldiers saw him in 1990-92?
Posted by: GWB at August 06, 2024 05:30 PM (Vd5yi)
Posted by: Brave Sir Walz at August 06, 2024 05:31 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 06, 2024 05:31 PM (3Fz6p)
I'm starting' to love this guy.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2024 05:28 PM (j4U/Z)
Did you know that him and his wife are teachers/groomers?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 05:31 PM (i24o9)
quick question - undesirable how? it is always x or insta. Instagram crashed my computer once so I never go there anymore. The best part of the x ones is Ace's clever titles.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 06, 2024 05:29 PM (o+X+x)
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I believe Cat complained Ace was giving clicks to enemy sites.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 05:31 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 05:21 PM (tT6L1)
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I missed all the kerfuffle, but it is that hard just to not click on them?
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 05:31 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:28 PM (krQz2)
I'm not a violent person, but that is a punch-face extraordinaire.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 05:31 PM (llS7k)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2024 05:31 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:32 PM (KRtlO)
ooh we have enemy sites! which ones? I want to be the troll for once! letssssgoooooo
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 06, 2024 05:32 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2024 05:32 PM (W/lyH)
Just set aside his far left politics, this guy is a train wreck.
But they elected Jesse Ventura and Al Franken, so all of this tracks in dumbshit Minnesota.
100% guarantee he's got other skeletons in his closet.
Posted by: Lacra at August 06, 2024 05:32 PM (4pwAx)
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David French denies his breath smells like his wife's boyfriend's dick.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 05:32 PM (l3206)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 06, 2024 05:32 PM (o+X+x)
Midway? More like in the next couple of days. Now do you believe all the stories about her unwillingness to do the prep work?
She's prolly wondering "Okay, who do I have to suck off to get out of this one?!"
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 06, 2024 05:32 PM (gfztU)
she no doubt pegs him
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 06, 2024 05:29 PM
I'll do anything for love... but I won't do that.
/ look it up
Posted by: Meatloaf at August 06, 2024 05:32 PM (RKVpM)
She's an AWFL to the billionth degree.
Posted by: Jay in PA at August 06, 2024 05:28 PM (i7Q7S)
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I get a picture of her standing at a double window, waving smoke toward her nose and huffing it in.
She loves the smell of burning capital.
Let them eat burning tires.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:32 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 05:32 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: Weasel at August 06, 2024 05:30 PM (uGpeQ)
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What do all those words mean?
Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2024 05:32 PM (bS+DD)
Lolz
You can’t even say that without laughing
Whereas Trump/Vance has the same phonetic feeling as saying “Vengeance”
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 06, 2024 05:32 PM (DBZuM)
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 05:32 PM (V91bQ)
Dropping him before the convention? Wow. Who would take Kamala's sloppy seconds? Buttigieg is my guess.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 06, 2024 05:33 PM (pgtWZ)
Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at August 06, 2024 05:33 PM (OUMaO)
So why so much concern with a Jew on the ticket affecting the voting outcome in Minnesota?
Sum Udda Ting, no?
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2024 05:33 PM (Gse2f)
They actually come close to how bad Walz and Kamala are and how ridiculous Dem voters are.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 05:33 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 06, 2024 05:03 PM (VGRuw)
*raises hand*
At least, not according to the ticket the policeman wrote me. (Mostly because he was tailgating the semi in front of him, and I'd already slowed waaaay down.)
Posted by: GWB at August 06, 2024 05:33 PM (Vd5yi)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 05:31 PM (DRSnL)
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I believe Ace mentioned it. Along with pointing it's no little effort to create the Cafe.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 05:33 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Weasel at August 06, 2024 05:30 PM (uGpeQ)
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What do all those words mean?
Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2024 05:32 PM (bS+DD)
hahahaha
Nice, bluebell.
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 05:33 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: rich at August 06, 2024 05:33 PM (UofUP)
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 05:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 05:26 PM (PCK5/)
If not for AOSHQ, what would we have done when Rush Limbaugh died and left such a big hole?
Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2024 05:34 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 06, 2024 05:32 PM (gfztU)
*unzips pants*
Posted by: Satan at August 06, 2024 05:34 PM (4Med0)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 06, 2024 05:03 PM (VGRuw)
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While blowing triple digits.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:34 PM (krQz2)
he/she would 'transform the race'
but instead, the Dems have put forward two of the worst people on their side
again:
it's like they are actively trying to lose
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 05:30 PM (/7KEl)
And all while Don Lemon and Jake Tapper and Van Jones and that short-haired-liar woman on MSNBC all proclaim the Dem's "deep bench." Sure, Jan.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 05:34 PM (llS7k)
And more makeup and heels than Kiss. Plus Hulk Hogan (kids please use the internets for who the old leather man with a mullet is)
Posted by: Deep Throat Covfefe at August 06, 2024 05:34 PM (qkLZk)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 05:34 PM (aD39U)
My what an understatement that was. This is delicious!
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 06, 2024 05:34 PM (DyhEb)
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 05:27 PM (PCK5/)
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Oh c'mon. They had a few good songs.
Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2024 05:34 PM (bS+DD)
This goes beyond gaslighting into acid dropping territory
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 06, 2024 05:35 PM (DBZuM)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 06, 2024 05:33 PM (pgtWZ)
Oh man I’d waste one of my 3 wishes from Alladin’s lamp to make this happen. It would be pure comedy gold Jerry
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 05:35 PM (MqqJZ)
Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2024 05:32 PM (bS+DD)
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That's why I try and use a lot of pictures!
Posted by: Weasel at August 06, 2024 05:35 PM (uGpeQ)
You can’t even say that without laughing
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 06, 2024 05:32 PM (DBZuM)
Hairy Swalz
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 05:35 PM (64Zez)
So why so much concern with a Jew on the ticket affecting the voting outcome in Minnesota?
Sum Udda Ting, no?
Posted by: Ignoramu
Its Michigan theyre worried about
Huge arab/muslim population.
Even Bush campaigned in 2000 on how they were profiled in airports.
Who the hell thought it was a good idea to bring these people over here?
Posted by: Lacra at August 06, 2024 05:35 PM (4pwAx)
Trump trolled with a scenario where Biden shows up at the convention and claims the nomination.
Please God, I've never wanted anything so much as to see this go down in Chicago.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 06, 2024 05:35 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Deep Throat Covfefe at August 06, 2024 05:35 PM (qkLZk)
Posted by: Weasel at August 06, 2024 05:30 PM (uGpeQ)
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Well...it didn't happen all at once *sniff*
It was just a little "I'll read a topic sentence or two..."
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:35 PM (krQz2)
Trump can still lose, but he will not be beaten by these two.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 06, 2024 05:35 PM (vsXBg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 05:35 PM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 06, 2024 05:36 PM (OQsw9)
Posted by: Bacon
But, but, but!
It was just a 5 dollar ticket in Montana during the 'I can't drive 55' era.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2024 05:36 PM (toj3d)
Just set aside his far left politics, this guy is a train wreck.
But they elected Jesse Ventura and Al Franken, so all of this tracks in dumbshit Minnesota.
100% guarantee he's got other skeletons in his closet.
Posted by: Lacra at August 06, 2024 05:32 PM (4pwAx)
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A prick like Walz no doubt has a bunch of "buddies" who will come visit if you get too close to exposing more crap.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2024 05:36 PM (W/lyH)
She loves the smell of burning capital.
Let them eat burning tires.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:32 PM (krQz2)
Nero's fat wife.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 05:36 PM (llS7k)
You're going to make Kamala drop him from the ticket in the first 24 hours!
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2024 05:36 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Kara of the Eymorg at August 06, 2024 05:36 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
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There's an Italian animated movie from the late 70s or thereabouts, Allegro Non Troppo, that kind of does what you describe, but to his Bolero.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2024 05:36 PM (Dm8we)
I don't like people who spout off how other people should do their jobs without knowing how those jobs are done. It is not POSSIBLE to run a website and embargo every goddmann motherfucking website every commenter is currently boycotting. These fuckers tell me "link Rumble," so I told CAT, go to Rumble, YOU find these links you BELIEVE MUST exist on Rumble, and do a cafe.
They don't exist on Rumble, mostly. Rumble is for banned political content. People do not post many fuckign cat videos there. And Rumble is impossible to BROWSE -- you can't see a video without sitting though a fucking AD every fucking video.
How am I going to find content on Rumble when I have to sit through 30 seconds of a forced ad just to see a 10-15 second clip? Especially when I look at about five times as many videos as I actually link.
If stupid motherfuckers would just ASK ME A QUESTION -- "Why not link Rumble?" -- instead of stupidly, ingnorantly LOBBING AN ACCUSATION as their opening move, then they could learn why "just linking Rumble" is nonviable.
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:36 PM (KRtlO)
Well, for Ben Shapiro. For the Putz Of Pennsylvania, his cowardly deletion of the IDF section in his own Wiki page shows he's a pants wetter.
Posted by: gKWVE at August 06, 2024 05:37 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 06, 2024 05:37 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 06, 2024 05:37 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Elric Blade
The State hasn't seen a conservative elected in what... over a century!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2024 05:37 PM (toj3d)
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Anyone here brave enough to watch it?
I don't want to stain my youtube algo by watching.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 05:37 PM (l3206)
Posted by: Jamaica at August 06, 2024 05:37 PM (IG7T0)
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I’m gonna argue that Hogan is timeless, even my best friends Gen A kids know who he is
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 06, 2024 05:37 PM (DBZuM)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 06, 2024 05:35 PM (5p7BC)
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PPV gold.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 05:37 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Lacra at August 06, 2024 05:37 PM (4pwAx)
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 05:27 PM (PCK5/)
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Oh c'mon. They had a few good songs.
Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2024 05:34 PM (bS+DD)
Laura Kelly…. All she is is dust in the wind…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 05:37 PM (MqqJZ)
Anyone remember when Rush analyzed obama early on and called him a "blank slate?"
That's what they're going to attempt with whoreus -- make her a crowd-pleaser, for each and every crowd -- like she just came down with the last drop of rain and we don't remember the last 5 years.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 05:37 PM (V91bQ)
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:13 PM (KRtlO)
Wow, that's a good find! "Sorry, my client has become pretentious!" Need to pass that one along to my lawyer BiL.
Posted by: pookysgirl has ancestors from Westphalia at August 06, 2024 05:38 PM (dtlDP)
and so will be the next cunt who lodges an unfounded attack on me instead of just asking a question.
I HAVE TO WORK HERE. But commenters do NOT have to be here. If you do not like this site, then get the fuck out. I do not need the grief. I DO get to set the rules on my own site.
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:38 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 06, 2024 05:38 PM (s3qiR)
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I had the same thought, but check out (or don't, if you're close to dinner time) the fawning coverage over at amateur webzine Slate. "Enlisted soldier"! "Schoolteacher"! "Worked to get progressive laws passed"! "Came up with the 'weird' insult thats totes gonna stick to Trump and Vance"!
They live in bizarro world.
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at August 06, 2024 05:38 PM (hjUY3)
Posted by: Elric Blade
State party is named "Democrat Farm and Labor". Has been forever. You tell me what's going on there.
Posted by: Brother Tim learned to stop quibbling and love the Protestant Reformation at August 06, 2024 05:38 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 06, 2024 05:37 PM (kpS4V)
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Plus the free medical advice is worth the price of admission alone.
Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2024 05:38 PM (bS+DD)
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 05:38 PM (V91bQ)
Posted by: Don Black
.......
Because they fail miserably at interviews for real jobs.
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 05:38 PM (v0R5T)
Huge arab/muslim population.
Posted by: Lacra at August 06, 2024 05:35 PM (4pwAx)
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Michigan's SoS is investigating a PAC started by Elon Musk among others.
They're just worried that it would make the margin of cheat to be too big to be believed.
Not that it matters because our voters gave the politically-elected SoS office the exclusive prerogative to question Michigan elections.
I sooo want to move to Florida or Tennessee now.
All our elections are belong to the SoS.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:38 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 05:27 PM (PCK5/)
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Oh c'mon. They had a few good songs.
Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2024 05:34 PM (bS+DD)
I get Styx and Kansas mixed up sometimes.
Just like Survivor could be a Journey cover band.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 05:38 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 05:38 PM (llS7k)
Posted by: Jordan61
......................................
I've wondered that myself. It's not difficult to simply pass the links by.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 06, 2024 05:38 PM (flxR3)
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 05:27 PM (PCK5/)
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Oh c'mon. They had a few good songs.
Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2024 05:34 PM (bS+DD)
***
Slowly slides Kansas Greatest Hits CD into drawer.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2024 05:38 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Deep Throat Covfefe at August 06, 2024 05:39 PM (qkLZk)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2024 05:09 PM (XV/Pl)
This is pretty accurate
I went to the caucus this winter. My precinct has enough registered Republicans to have 8 delegates and 4 alternates. There were 4 of us there. I was the only one under 70.
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at August 06, 2024 05:39 PM (5C4od)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2024 05:36 PM (Dm8we)
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A great movie!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 06, 2024 05:39 PM (kpS4V)
Well, for Ben Shapiro. For the Putz Of Pennsylvania, his cowardly deletion of the IDF section in his own Wiki page shows he's a pants wetter.
Posted by: gKWVE at
Well deleting something on Wikipedia was a lot easier than sewing my foreskin back on!
-Josh Shapiro
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 05:39 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump Vance 2024 at August 06, 2024 05:39 PM (s2V+q)
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 05:39 PM (V91bQ)
Trump trolled with a scenario where Biden shows up at the convention and claims the nomination.
Please God, I've never wanted anything so much as to see this go down in Chicago.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 06, 2024 05:35 PM (5p7BC)
heh
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 05:39 PM (64Zez)
Low-class cunts do that. Yes, I am in a service industry and I do serve my customers -- up to a point. When blatant disrespect is shown, when STRANGERS fucking yell at me for no good fucking reason, they will soon learn that I may be a waiter but I am not their FUCKING SLAVE OR SERVANT, and they will be banned permanently.
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:39 PM (KRtlO)
You can’t even say that without laughing
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 06, 2024 05:32 PM (DBZuM)
Hairy Swalz
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 05:35 PM (64Zez)
Hairless/Balz 2024.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 05:40 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2024 05:40 PM (Q4IgG)
They actually come close to how bad Walz and Kamala are and how ridiculous Dem voters are.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 05:33 PM (B1dzx)
****
regarding how ridiculous Dem voters were, it's worth remembering also that McGovern (didn't matter who his VP nominee was) lost 49 states. The Dems were insane, but the general electorate was normal.
Harris/Walz or any combination really is almost guaranteed to score at least a hundred electoral votes. Joe Biden in his demented state shocked everyone so much they threw him off the ticket. Had he gone ahead as the nominee he STILL would have won half a dozen states at least.
The general electorate has gotten much dumber than it was in 1972
Posted by: Shenanigans at August 06, 2024 05:40 PM (pZ0Mr)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 06, 2024 05:40 PM (4Med0)
Posted by: Don Black
.......
Because they fail miserably at interviews for real jobs.
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 05:38 PM (v0R5T)
With few exceptions (who are all on our side) they have immense egos but are too ugly for Hollywood.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 05:40 PM (llS7k)
Posted by: Debbie's Friend Karen at August 06, 2024 05:40 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 06, 2024 05:37 PM (kpS4V)
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Plus the free medical advice is worth the price of admission alone.
Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2024 05:38 PM (bS+DD)
Single men benefit from the dating advice.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 05:40 PM (aD39U)
I am not their FUCKING SLAVE OR SERVANT, and they will be banned permanently.
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:39 PM (KRtlO)
_________
*raises arm*
*snaps fingers*
You there!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 05:41 PM (1Nxff)
Double down.
In love with this guy.
Wanna put his poster up in my bedroom
Wanna watch his history unfold over the next week.
Wanna show you how you can do worse than Kamala.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2024 05:41 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Don Black
.......
Because they fail miserably at interviews for real jobs.
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 05:38 PM (v0R5T)
***
Because you have to be absolutely shameless to be a politician. Day after day, standing there lying into the faces of the electorate, but knowing the better you are, the more $$$ you get to keep.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2024 05:41 PM (W/lyH)
The people calling Trump weird just went and picked a VP from the weirdest fucking state in the union
You cannot make this shit up
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 06, 2024 05:41 PM (DBZuM)
How did this obviously unqualified shitstained fascist faggot fuck with red flags that would be the envy of China get elected governor in Minnesota in the first place??
I saw the electoral map earlier today - neon red over 95% of the state. Lower right corner blue, upper right corner blue.
Geographically, like PA, some small percentage of the land area of the state decides. This needs to change.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 05:41 PM (RKVpM)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 06, 2024 05:41 PM (3YdrS)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 06, 2024 05:42 PM (BFOh4)
Again, this is just pure fucking ignorance that could have been resolved by CAT admitting he maybe doesn't know some things and maybe could ASK A QUESTION instead of immediately LOBBING AN ACCUSATION.
I am sick of the chronically, angrily ignorant, and I will not abide them.
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:42 PM (KRtlO)
https://www.datapandas.org/ranking/average-iq-by-state
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 06, 2024 05:42 PM (/U5Yz)
Seems like this is more kidnaping of a child, than making sure a minor can destroy their own life without parental consent. How do they take away parental rights? Are state rights more powerful than parental oversight? So age of consent for trans surgery is what ... 10? 6?
Posted by: illiniwek at August 06, 2024 05:42 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Khan at August 06, 2024 05:42 PM (V91bQ)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 05:42 PM (MqqJZ)
Please wash your special sock after each imagining of such a scenario.
Posted by: Deep Throat Covfefe at August 06, 2024 05:42 PM (qkLZk)
Posted by: Don Black
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Because politics is the access to power in a civil society. So they both desire power, but have to put on veneers of concern and responsibility.
It's the confidence schemes that are the most repellent.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:42 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 06, 2024 05:42 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 06, 2024 05:41 PM (3YdrS)
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Not sure about that but I do know Canada won't let people in who have a DUI.
Posted by: Weasel at August 06, 2024 05:42 PM (uGpeQ)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 06, 2024 05:41 PM (3YdrS)
If Sam Brinton got a security clearance, then I'm not sure what the restrictions would be...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 06, 2024 05:43 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Eeyore at August 06, 2024 05:43 PM (1bNHn)
Rumble. it's a bad model. It may be a necessary model for them to stay alive, but it is not good for viewers to be forced to watch an ad to see every single ten second clip.
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:43 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:39 PM (KRtlO)
Whoa!
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 05:43 PM (llS7k)
Posted by: David French at August 06, 2024 05:43 PM (mVQeX)
I was talking more about Eagleton. He was still re-elected Senator in 1974.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 05:43 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 05:43 PM (AylSc)
Posted by: ace
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Pins and needles. Needles and pins. It's a happy man that grins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdcV3ljwQAU
Posted by: Ralph Cramden at August 06, 2024 05:43 PM (o+X+x)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump Vance 2024 at August 06, 2024 05:43 PM (s2V+q)
They stab at thee.
Posted by: Khan at August 06, 2024 05:42 PM (V91bQ)
I'm choking to death here.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 05:43 PM (aD39U)
https://www.datapandas.org/ranking/average-iq-by-state
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 06, 2024 05:42 PM (/U5Yz)
Thy compute IQ there the way they count votes. The same three guys entering data over and over again.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2024 05:43 PM (W/lyH)
She loves the smell of burning capital.
Let them eat burning tires.
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MN's Evita or Antionette
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 05:44 PM (l3206)
Posted by: Son of Dad at August 06, 2024 05:44 PM (8JB5s)
How does a guy get to be a command sergeant major with a DUI?
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He did things for them, milud!
He obliged them...
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:10 PM (krQz2)
There was a time decades ago when it was said in the Army that you couldn't get stripes unless you had at least one Article 15 on your record. That ended around the early 80s.
By 1991, a DUI would get lose you at least two stripes and your security clearance. I got caught up in a serious kerfuffle when the Headquarters Co NBC NCO got a DUI. HHC First Sergeant pulled me out of the S3 section to take over that morning, without telling the Ops NCO. You could hear the screaming all over the building and the company XO had to pull them apart to keep them from coming to blows.
The E6 NBC NCO ended up getting kicked out as an E3 PFC (I think there was some other shit that they found out about that made it worse).
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2024 05:44 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2024 05:44 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:42 PM (KRtlO)
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Sorry, ace, I really tried to tread carefully with my answers.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 05:44 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Drunken Yoda at August 06, 2024 05:44 PM (ilHZO)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 05:38 PM (B1dzx)
Since Steve Perry was kicked out forever ago, Journey is a Journey cover band
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 05:44 PM (MqqJZ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 06, 2024 05:44 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Truthbomb at August 06, 2024 05:45 PM (d9i2R)
Trump trolled with a scenario where Biden shows up at the convention and claims the nomination.
Please God, I've never wanted anything so much as to see this go down in Chicago.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 06, 2024 05:35 PM (5p7BC)
Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake
Posted by: DNC 2024 Chicago at August 06, 2024 05:45 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Deep Throat Covfefe at August 06, 2024 05:45 PM (qkLZk)
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:39 PM (KRtlO)
_________
*raises arm*
*snaps fingers*
You there!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 05:41 PM (1Nxff)
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I know!
It's been a while since somebody has been by to fill my water glass.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:45 PM (krQz2)
*snaps fingers*
You there!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 05:41 PM (1Nxff)
Crying laughing!!
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 05:45 PM (llS7k)
She probably was complaining about how the riots messed up her beauty appts, her glam squad couldn't get to her mansion with all the burning and killing going on.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 06, 2024 05:45 PM (3YdrS)
he's perfect!
listen to French! he's great leave him alone!
I'm still worried they will pop Mike in there somehow come on - take the win! Tim for the win!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 06, 2024 05:26 PM (s3qiR)
Go Tim!!
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 05:45 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 06, 2024 05:41 PM (3YdrS)
I'm going out on a limb here, but I'd think it would matter in what US state and on what type of road (interstate or whatever) and a bazillion other factors, so that it's not just a yes/no answer.
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 05:45 PM (64Zez)
There is great glee in this, and now I have the final component to chronicle this diseased campaign - Sergeant Major McCovid Cuck, the vermin who puts the MF in REMF. I shall chronicle the epic vodka-fueled automotive adventures of he and Kamala as their stain and blight taint the body politic and endanger all. Also, RFK jr. shall have a cameo with a suspiciously-deceased bear cub.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 06, 2024 05:45 PM (tmPIh)
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He did things for them, milud!
He obliged them...
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:10 PM (krQz2)
The same Kamala got to be a DA?
Posted by: GWB at August 06, 2024 05:45 PM (Vd5yi)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 06, 2024 05:45 PM (i24o9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2024 05:45 PM (dTTBf)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 06, 2024 05:46 PM (NtsB7)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 05:46 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:39 PM (KRtlO)
Whoa!
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 05:43 PM (llS7k)
***
Something vexes thee?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2024 05:46 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Eeyore at August 06, 2024 05:43 PM (1bNHn)
LOL
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 05:46 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: Drunken Yoda at August 06, 2024 05:44 PM (ilHZO)
Like the pick you do hmm.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 05:46 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump Vance 2024 at August 06, 2024 05:43 PM (s2V+q)
I know it’s just our own assumptions based on their own statements and observations but I think it’s higher.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 05:46 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05
When you are dating someone, pay attention to how they treat waiters, salespeople and others.
Because that is EXACTLY how you will be treated in 5 years.
Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 05:46 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 05:47 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 06, 2024 05:47 PM (DBZuM)
it attracts sociopaths
they tend towards the horrible
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 06, 2024 05:47 PM (s3qiR)
Very rarely wore HP.
Despite the addition of more than 100 concerts I only use my "deafness" as an excuse for not hearing my wife when she mumbles something.
And the easiest way to get E5 is sucking dick, err I mean shining boots and a clean pressed servicable uniform... Being a Cheese Dick so to speak.
Oh wait... Nevermind.
I think sucking dick is the only way to advance now.
Posted by: Reforger at August 06, 2024 05:47 PM (xcIvR)
He's got white eyebrows!
Walz, his eyebrows are white.
anyone remember the wacky JUICEMAN on tv?
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 05:47 PM (V91bQ)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2024 05:47 PM (toj3d)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2024 05:45 PM (dTTBf)
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Kamala is a zero with no personality. Try finding a candidate which has the appropriate credentials and knows they've pretty much reached their political pinnacle while being unable to outshine Kamala. This is how you get Walz.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 05:47 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 06, 2024 05:47 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 05:47 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: nckate at August 06, 2024 05:47 PM (4bYb7)
Posted by: MJ at August 06, 2024 05:47 PM (zwDuR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2024 05:48 PM (d9fT1)
Is her nipple glowing in this profile view or we just seeing a bit of red neon from the sign behind her?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 05:48 PM (AylSc)
And, dear Minnesota...WTF is wrong with you people?!
The cold. Too cold. Too long.
Rocky and Bullwinkle were from there.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 05:48 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 05:48 PM (llS7k)
_____
In Minnesota? I can't imagine there are anything but lumberjacks, hockey players and beavers up there. Maybe the beavers are all Dems?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2024 05:48 PM (UuUuC)
Posted by: CaliGirl
Yes. Sort of. It's complicated but possible.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 06, 2024 05:48 PM (flxR3)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 06, 2024 05:48 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2024 05:48 PM (UuUuC)
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Deers and queers.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:48 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2024 05:48 PM (UuUuC)
Don't forget the Gophers.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 05:49 PM (llS7k)
==
maybe they did, and think that living down Walz record will be easier than Shapiro's... Jewishnosity ..
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 05:49 PM (V13WU)
Eagleton had seen a therapist once or twice. 50% of Dem voters are on psychiatric meds.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump Vance 2024 at August 06, 2024 05:43 PM (s2V+q)
Voters? How about "Congressmen and their staff". Remember the big to-do about how Congress get's all their meds under their medical insurance from the same tiny little pharmacy run out of what used to be a 3 bedroom house? Tell me there isn't something hinky about that.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2024 05:49 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 06, 2024 05:49 PM (4Med0)
Posted by: SamIam at August 06, 2024 05:49 PM (oasF3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 05:49 PM (1Nxff)
Seems like this is more kidnaping of a child, than making sure a minor can destroy their own life without parental consent. How do they take away parental rights? Are state rights more powerful than parental oversight? So age of consent for trans surgery is what ... 10? 6?
Posted by: illiniwek at August 06, 2024 05:42 PM (Cus5s)
==
No chance whatsoever for something to go wrong with this one, right?
Posted by: Black JEM at August 06, 2024 05:49 PM (GZYu7)
She probably was complaining about how the riots messed up her beauty appts, her glam squad couldn't get to her mansion with all the burning and killing going on.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 06, 2024 05:45 PM (3YdrS)
There's video of her saying this.
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 05:49 PM (64Zez)
That's all you need to know.
Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2024 05:49 PM (QfvaV)
Hey, Mr. Stassi, man, save a line for me. Oh, save a line for me.
Hey, Mr. Stassiman, send a line to me. Oh, send a line to me.
It's been so long, it's hard to get along, I'm dying can't you see.
I'll tell you what you need to know, I'll give you all I've got you know.
Oh, Mr. Stassi, man, send a line to me.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 06, 2024 05:49 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 05:49 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 05:49 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 06, 2024 05:49 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:39 PM (KRtlO)
_________
*raises arm*
*snaps fingers*
I am envisioning an Ewok doing the Knife Fight Scene from West Side Story now.
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 05:49 PM (X1WfU)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 05:49 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: LASue a
We love Fr. Mike. The Bible in a year was super.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 06, 2024 05:50 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 05:50 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 05:50 PM (AylSc)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 06, 2024 05:41 PM (3YdrS)
Not in and of itself a disqualifier. The key thing on clearances is when you fill out the paper work, you list everything. All the negative stuff. Everything. Misdemeanors and felonies will require adjudication but not necessarily disqual you.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2024 05:50 PM (W/lyH)
You forgot to say “fire for effect”. But to be fair, I may not have heard you.
BTW, I try to never let people know about my hearing loss. The last thing I would ever do is use it as an excuse.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 06, 2024 05:50 PM (NtsB7)
Unlike your foray into horror with “Nosferatu,” here you may not require appliance makeup and ersatz fangs to achieve the dread in the pit of the stomach. The creature’s laughter alone puts one in mind of Sartre’s ennui.
Posted by: electronic means at August 06, 2024 05:50 PM (g0Dmp)
To me, it is a very impressive. As I said above, I especially like Ace's clever headings. I always wonder how he manages to put it together and keep the quality so high daily. It must take a lot of time and effort.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 06, 2024 05:50 PM (o+X+x)
yeah it's like right now I think?
is it binding? just say yes
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 06, 2024 05:50 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 05:46 PM (jvJvP)
That is so true...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2024 05:50 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:50 PM (KRtlO)
The Harris Campaign website has no section for issues. It really only has fund raising. Nothing else.
That's all you need to know.
Posted by: blaster
Tabula Rasa
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 05:50 PM (V91bQ)
Posted by: CaliGl
Yeah, that's a stretch, seein' the pics
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2024 05:51 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 06, 2024 05:51 PM (+H2BX)
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:51 PM (KRtlO)
How did this obviously unqualified shitstained fascist faggot fuck with red flags that would be the envy of China get elected governor in Minnesota in the first place??
==
I saw the electoral map earlier today - neon red over 95% of the state. Lower right corner blue, upper right corner blue.
Geographically, like PA, some small percentage of the land area of the state decides. This needs to change.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 05:41 PM (RKVpM)
istr some other Moron naming a Warren SCOTUS case that nuked the state-level versions of the electoral college based on some penumbra-ish BS, but of course I can't /$&%# remember the 'X vs Y' *names*.
Posted by: DNC 2024 Chicago at August 06, 2024 05:51 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: CaliGirl
Yes. Sort of. It's complicated but possible.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 06, 2024 05:48 PM (flxR3)
Thank you, I was wondering if that disqualifies you for the type of security clearance you'd need to see the type of things the congress critters see. I hate two sets of rules more than anything.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 06, 2024 05:51 PM (3YdrS)
Posted by: SamIam at August 06, 2024
Exactly.
I wonder how many on the left will learn about this.
They were shocked to find out Biden was a drooling idiot.
And none of them would believe the creeping on little girls.
We're in separate universes...
Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 05:51 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 06, 2024 05:51 PM (FnneF)
"I was deaf, so I went twice the speed limit." His speedometer and 'novel' defense confirm the BAC.
Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2024 05:51 PM (/2WjX)
In a word, yes. I’ve known a few. Provided it was properly adjudicated.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 06, 2024 05:51 PM (NtsB7)
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 05:49 PM (X1WfU)
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Remember, the ewoks were going to eat our heroes before they were impressed by C3PO.
And Ace has talked about eating Noah Rothman.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:51 PM (krQz2)
You're a funny guy.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 05:51 PM (aD39U)
Tim Walz wants lots of kids to abandon their unit.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 05:52 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 05:52 PM (AylSc)
are there a lot of colleges in MN? that's one of our big huge problems here
I wonder how many of those kids vote both here and at home hmm
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 06, 2024 05:52 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: CaliGl
Yeah, that's a stretch, seein' the pics
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2024 05:51 PM
They hate her.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 06, 2024 05:52 PM (3YdrS)
Holy cow- that is poetry.
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 05:52 PM (llS7k)
If the press asks - and they won't - they'll just stonewall. It's a proven winner.
Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2024 05:52 PM (QfvaV)
One ballot per acre!
Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2024 05:53 PM (/2WjX)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 05:50 PM (VNX3d)
117 on the autobahn in Germany. 1975 Nova.
A bit...spooky.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2024 05:53 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Somebody With Pretty Good Advice Along The Way at August 06, 2024 05:53 PM (JGGiW)
Posted by: mrp at August 06, 2024 05:53 PM (rj6Yv)
You can’t even say that without laughing
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I'm a big fan of the "people vote on the stupidest of reasons" theory.
And "I like the name, how it sounds" is one of the stupidest.
So, I expect a lot of LIVs to say "eww" at that one.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 05:53 PM (l3206)
Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2024 05:51 PM (/2WjX)
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Well, see, the "Twinkie defense" had already been used.
Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2024 05:53 PM (bS+DD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 05:49 PM (63Dwl
That was hilarious!
And I hate myself for getting it.....
Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 05:53 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 06, 2024 05:53 PM (flxR3)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2024 05:53 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Redenzo at August 06, 2024 05:54 PM (V/pbu)
Posted by: CaliGl
Yeah, that's a stretch, seein' the pics
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2024 05:51 PM
They hate her.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 06, 2024 05:52 PM (3YdrS)
The video of her saying this is, for example, on Instapundit. She's wearing black slacks and top and a red suit jacket.
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 05:54 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: ace
I've never been to Rumble, so please forgive my ignorance. Why do they do that? Its going to alienate some potential customers so what's the point?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 06, 2024 05:54 PM (4XwPj)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 05:54 PM (aD39U)
************
We can make an exception for car salesmen right?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 06, 2024 05:54 PM (DBZuM)
Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2024 05:54 PM (/2WjX)
Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2024 05:55 PM (QfvaV)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 06, 2024 05:37 PM (kpS4V
That’s what I’m saying, besides, I have people here I like more than some ‘fambly’
Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2024 05:55 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2024 05:51 PM (/2WjX)
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Well, see, the "Twinkie defense" had already been used.
Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2024 05:53 PM (bS+DD)
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More like the twink defense, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:55 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 06, 2024 05:53 PM (flxR3)
This!
and how the fu*k do they get past the polygraphs???
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2024 05:55 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 05:47 PM (PCK5/)
If by "the job" you mean #2 on the loser ticket, you are probably right.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 06, 2024 05:55 PM (dGCAG)
Now, that is weird. I guess it's because all they're running on with Kamala is identity politics and "Not Trump"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2024 05:55 PM (dTTBf)
Ace and the COBs do a great job here. So many problems would simply go away if people would realize they don't have to click on a post / link or anything else. Don't like the post - don't go into it. Don't like the links - don't click them.
The Cafe is (for me) a nice palate cleanser after a brutal day in the real world. It brings a smile to my face - sometimes when I desperately need one.
There is something special about this place. Where else can you go for the variety of content published every day. The humor, the 9mm/45acp, Ginger/Marianne, etc. debates are hilarious. Obscure movie references and other innuendos.
Everybody has bad days. It happens.
Thank you Ace and the COBs for all the hard work you do to make this place awesome.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 06, 2024 05:55 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 05:55 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 06, 2024 05:45 PM (3YdrS)
There wasn't much rioting happening on Summit Ave in St. Paul, that's for fucking sure.
Which I can confirm as I was a part of some of the Covid lockdown protests at the governor's mansion. No burned out shells of buildings there. And plenty of cops.
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at August 06, 2024 05:55 PM (5C4od)
Posted by: mrp at August 06, 2024 05:53 PM (rj6Yv)
And for the muslims who believe in female genital mutilation. I'm sensing a theme....
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 05:55 PM (llS7k)
electro convulsive therapy
that's when they put the jumper cables on your temples and throw the switch
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 05:56 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: electronic means at August 06, 2024 05:56 PM (g0Dmp)
In Minnesota? I can't imagine there are anything but lumberjacks, hockey players and beavers up there. Maybe the beavers are all Dems?
Posted by: Chuck Martel
Duluth, and iron miners in the Arrowhead region
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2024 05:56 PM (Ebvx7)
Posted by: JackStraw
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I don't often say "thread winner"
... but, thread winner.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:56 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 06, 2024 05:37 PM (kpS4V
That’s what I’m saying, besides, I have people here I like more than some ‘fambly’
Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2024 05:55 PM (LHPAg)
Ditto.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 06, 2024 05:56 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2024 05:56 PM (QfvaV)
Kamala Harris: Kamala Harris *cackle*
BK: What is your quest?
KH: I seek the Presidency in order to destroy the United States and Western Civilization. *cackle*
BK: Who is your running mate?
KH: Walz, no Shapiro *Yarrrrg...cackle...gggggghhhh*
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 06, 2024 05:56 PM (rfcKq)
I thought it was 'Never feed them after midnight'.
Shit!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 06, 2024 05:57 PM (a1415)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 05:57 PM (AylSc)
It's been a while since somebody has been by to fill my water glass.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 05:45 PM
My beer is flat. Whose job is it to change the CO2?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 05:57 PM (RKVpM)
I see Muslims in Michigan at 3%. So I don't get the concern with a Jew VP nominee killing the ticket.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 06, 2024 05:57 PM (Gse2f)
Posted by: Gen. George Patton at August 06, 2024 05:57 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: electronic means
This is a valid insight and I had not considered this. Sartre's proverbial wisdom that Hell is other people. but more specifically a former Frisco DA and her pet DUI artist applies here. On Nosferatu, we did save some money - barring Kinski from food for weeks during the shoot gave him the required pallor and otherness required. During shots, I would taunt him by consuming Schnitzel. That worked surprisingly well.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 06, 2024 05:57 PM (tmPIh)
Screw the newsletter, I want this guy's book.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 06, 2024 05:57 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2024 05:56 PM (QfvaV)
Perfect for Harris then. Didn't I see references about her enjoying her wine?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 06, 2024 05:58 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 06, 2024 05:58 PM (NtsB7)
a lot of what they do is host long podcasts banned by YouTube. So if you know you want to watch an hour long Viva Frei or Russel Brand podcast, having to sit through some commercials is acceptable.
When someone like me is *browsing* to find short little videos, forcing me to sit through multiple ads for each and every 10 second clip -- most of which I will not post because they're 1, dogshit or 2, old crap I've already linked ten times -- is not acceptable.
That's why I told CAT to just try what he was demanding -- add some actual EFFORT to TEST the Great Theory! his stupid little mind had conceived. Just, you know, try out your Theories before yelling at people that they must practice them.
I already went through all this, the LAST TIME people gave me grief about the Cafe. That time, it was about Twitter.
Just link Rumble, the stupid ignorant faggots told me. Well, I tried, and I gave up after the second night. I'm not ending every night watching 20 minutes of stupid ads just to find a total of three or four minutes of content
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:58 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 05:58 PM (llS7k)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 05:57 PM (AylSc)
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Fine.
*Raises hand*
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 05:58 PM (tT6L1)
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Generic Democrat polls better. Pretty soon the campaign will be the equivalent of a white can with "BEER" in black letters on it.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2024 05:58 PM (UuUuC)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 05:58 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Corky the Retard at August 06, 2024 05:58 PM (X1WfU)
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2024 05:59 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Gen. George Patton
Got your six general.
Posted by: R. Lee Ermey at August 06, 2024 05:59 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 05:59 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 05:59 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2024 05:59 PM (QfvaV)
During shots, I would taunt him by consuming Schnitzel. That worked surprisingly well.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project
Christ Almighty...
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 05:59 PM (V91bQ)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 06, 2024 05:17 PM (KSNKu)
Phrasing!
Posted by: GWB at August 06, 2024 06:00 PM (J4ABZ)
You may discover Harris doing the same thing to you, however she apparently prefers wurst, usually blood sausage.
Posted by: electronic means at August 06, 2024 06:00 PM (g0Dmp)
@LeadingReport 6m
BREAKING: St. Louis Circuit Court judge has ordered the City of St. Louis to stop its guaranteed basic income program.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 06, 2024 06:00 PM (IG4Id)
I need shelving help...seriously!
I just moved a set of steel shelves into my gun room and it is 1/4" too tall to fit where I want it. And I measured.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2024 06:00 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 06, 2024 06:00 PM (NtsB7)
I could have told CAT this if he just asked me "why don't you link Rumble," but the ignorant dont like asking questions. They know they are stupid and weak and feel that asking questions signals that they are stupid and weak, so instead they just assert and yell.
They prefer to yell the world into their preferred shape.
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 06:00 PM (KRtlO)
To be fair, he got as close to the front lines as Beau.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2024 05:59 PM (j4U/Z)
And Walz's wife likes the smell of the burn pits.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 06, 2024 06:00 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Gen. George Patton
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Nope. Jesus gets first shot at it.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:00 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 06:00 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Jaimo at August 06, 2024 06:00 PM (sOA7y)
Duluth, and iron miners in the Arrowhead region
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
James Oberstar was that area's Congresscritter for many years.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2024 06:00 PM (Ebvx7)
Faster than my 302 Maverick for some reason.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 06:00 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 06:01 PM (LkLld)
You get up to 150+ and yeah...things get pretty intense. And they can go real bad real fast at those kind of speeds.
Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 06:01 PM (X1WfU)
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Ok, a lot to pity up in Duluth. But don't miners see the writing on the wall, Dems will come for them too and tell them they need to learn to code?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2024 06:01 PM (UuUuC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 06, 2024 06:01 PM (4Med0)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 06:01 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 06, 2024 05:58 PM
I buried the needle on the speedometer on a 1970 Chevy Nova with a 350 and a 4 speed muncie transmission on the autobahn in 1978 taking my car up to Bremerhaven to get it shipped back to the States when I was getting out of the Army.
We were going so fast the windshield wipers were not even touching the glass. That made your a$$ pucker up.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2024 06:01 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2024 06:00 PM (d9fT1)
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Measure again and then cut. A hole in your ceiling.
Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2024 06:02 PM (bS+DD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 06:02 PM (AylSc)
Posted by: Gen. George Patton
Punch him in the face.
Posted by: Gunny Highway at August 06, 2024 06:02 PM (/U5Yz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2024 06:00 PM (d9fT1)
You're supposed to measure twice.
Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2024 06:02 PM (QfvaV)
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:58 PM (KRtlO)
Sorry I'm laughing. Even when you’re pissed it’s funny.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 06, 2024 06:02 PM (NtsB7)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 06:02 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 05:58 PM (KRtlO)
I think there are two solutions.
1. Buy a zoo and start making your own cute animal videos.
2. Do what you want.
I like #1.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2024 06:02 PM (d9fT1)
Josh Shapiro: I turned Kamalot down!
https://is.gd/PHTXYu
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 06:03 PM (L/fGl)
The Muslim steal in Michigan is dwarfed by the Detoit/Flint/Saginaw/Grand Rapids ballot fake, so the woke left outrage is kinda funny.
Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2024 06:03 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: beckster at August 06, 2024 06:03 PM (GbGY3)
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There’s a reason why I floor it on the interstate whenever I see the St. Louis signs and don’t stop until I’m 100 miles out
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 06, 2024 06:03 PM (DBZuM)
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 06, 2024 06:03 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2024 06:03 PM (LHPAg)
Boy, I can't wait for the convention with all those Dem House and Senate candidates pushin' and shovin' for their photo op with the San Francisco Socialist and the Minnesota Quitter!
Posted by: mrp at August 06, 2024 06:04 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 05:59 PM (PCK5/)
Indeed. 100 comment rule, use URL shorteners so the margins don't get the Kamala treatment, and respect the owner and his house.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 06, 2024 06:04 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 06:04 PM (VNX3d)
==
There wasn't much rioting happening on Summit Ave in St. Paul, that's for fucking sure.
Which I can confirm as I was a part of some of the Covid lockdown protests at the governor's mansion. No burned out shells of buildings there. And plenty of cops.
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at August 06, 2024 05:55 PM (5C4od)
But did you get out of your car and walk around during the protest like those icky MI woofloo super-spreaders All Hail Eris and hogmartin???
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 06, 2024 06:04 PM (FnneF)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 06, 2024 06:04 PM (UuUuC)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 06:01 PM (LkLld)
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They're going to bust up like stoners leaning in a corner.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:04 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 06, 2024 06:04 PM (4Med0)
Let some air out of the tires.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 06:04 PM (aD39U)
True first world problem.
Consider tearing up, and rebuilding the floor, about an inch lower.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 06, 2024 06:05 PM (a1415)
I've put more foam in the toilet bowl after taking a piss then the beer my waitress brought me. But I still gave her a good tip.
But shit, CO2 runs out and the beer tastes like chilled pee. She was grateful I mentioned it. Not her job. Not sure why humping around a 70# container isn't in her job description. 'Two man lift' for UPS.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 06:05 PM (RKVpM)
Posted by: where's Walz? at August 06, 2024 06:05 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2024 06:02 PM (QfvaV)
Measuring is for pussies.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2024 06:05 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 06:05 PM (WdMlw)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2024 06:01 PM (QNSds)”
I think we were in Saarbrucken or whatever trying to make a flight at Ramstein. I remember thinking at least if I die it will be quick.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 06, 2024 06:05 PM (NtsB7)
Hopefully he stays on ... for Trump's (and the nation's) sake.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 06, 2024 06:06 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 06, 2024 06:06 PM (wBaIH)
Which I can confirm as I was a part of some of the Covid lockdown protests at the governor's mansion. No burned out shells of buildings there. And plenty of cops.
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at August 06, 2024 05:55 PM (5C4od)
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Does the mob still own a few houses on Summit? Beautiful mansions on that street. Though, I think some of the larger places went condo back when.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 06:06 PM (tT6L1)
I could have told CAT this if he just asked me "why don't you link Rumble," but the ignorant dont like asking questions. They know they are stupid and weak and feel that asking questions signals that they are stupid and weak, so instead they just assert and yell.
They prefer to yell the world into their preferred shape.
Posted by: ace
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Some people never look past the superficial to understand not just what things are, but why. To do that you need to first ask how. I see it as a sign of intelligence.
Anyone can complain, but smarter people already know the answer so they don't.
Posted by: Just random thougths at August 06, 2024 06:06 PM (o+X+x)
Weren't things getting sporty in Minnfidel's neck of the Minnesota woods during the Blessed Gorge Floyd contretemps?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2024 06:06 PM (Ebvx7)
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I can see that on a movie poster. Starring Nic Cage.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2024 06:06 PM (Dm8we)
Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
NEW: Actor Ben Stiller says he "wishes he was black" while urging people to vote for Kamala Harris during a "Comics For Kamala" fundraising call.
Stiller praised Harris for being Indian, black, and "everything."
"It's gonna be the first woman president and that's incredibly exciting. And you know, she's Indian, she's black, she's everything."
"You know, I'm Jewish and Irish. I wish I was black. Every white Jewish guy wishes he was black."
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Hey, us goyim don't want you either!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 06:06 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 06, 2024 06:06 PM (PiwSw)
Simple, just drill holes in the floor.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 06, 2024 06:06 PM (/U5Yz)
Faster than my 302 Maverick for some reason.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 06:00 PM (aD39U)
When I was 8 I drove our 1967 Fairlane SW on the Chenault Air Base runway with my father riding shotgun. Got up to 85mph and thought I had broken the sound barrier.
I miss my dad.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 06:06 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2024 06:00 PM (d9fT1)
You're supposed to measure twice.
Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2024 06:02 PM (QfvaV
Put more stuff in there and the floor may sink a few inches. It’s worth a try.
Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2024 06:06 PM (LHPAg)
I disagree, in this case. I've seen Ace 'overreact.'
Can happen in the best of families.
This particular astrophy richly deserved it.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 06, 2024 06:06 PM (zdLoL)
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Helloooo!!!!
*waves frantically*
Posted by: DeWine (OH) at August 06, 2024 06:06 PM (UuUuC)
Posted by: Rosemary ".239" Lehmberg at August 06, 2024 06:07 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Jamaica at August 06, 2024 06:07 PM (IG7T0)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 06, 2024 06:07 PM (NtsB7)
Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2024 06:02 PM (QfvaV)
Measuring is for pussies.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2024 06:05 PM (d9fT1)
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*types-deletes**types-deletes**types-deletes**types-deletes*
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:07 PM (krQz2)
"Walz was known to put himself in for additional devices (oak leaves, good conduct loops, service stars) w/o being remotely close to completing the criteria. "
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Hey John Kerry -- why the fat gut?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 06, 2024 06:07 PM (TraC5)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 06, 2024 06:08 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2024 06:08 PM (fwDg9)
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you should probably just move
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 06:08 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 06, 2024 06:08 PM (DBZuM)
It's intense. The unlimited sections of the autobahns are always really short- at least where I was- and you're chewing up a mile every twenty seconds.
Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2024 06:08 PM (ZFKBV)
If Kamala axes Walz, it will just make her look even more incompetent
** distant laughter sounds out from the **
** McGovern / Eagleton ticket of 1972 **
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2024 06:08 PM (Ebvx7)
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you should probably just move
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 06:08 PM (/7KEl)
Simpler to burn the house down.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 06:09 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 06:09 PM (B1dzx)
Posted by: ace
Can't blame you for that. I have zero patience for ads. But it seems completely contrary for a website to do that. Sure put the ads in the long stuff and leave the short clips ad free. That makes more sense to me.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 06, 2024 06:09 PM (4XwPj)
Gaylord's daughters going to parties. Crickets.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 06:09 PM (AylSc)
Posted by: Crazy at August 06, 2024 06:09 PM (EES2L)
2) The Dems had to know all this. And they went with him anyway.
3) But what if they didn't know all this as they've so completely isolated themselves in the Liberal Safety Zone of Gooder Thoughts and Stuff?
Neither Kamabla nor AWalz have had to court anything less than far left voters.
They have not yet begun to gaffe.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 06:09 PM (l3206)
Also I seem to remember we are supposed to tell him when he is posting the wrong topics, too.
Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2024 06:09 PM (QfvaV)
Pay attention. Because, you either have really good brakes or, you likely have a car that is totaled. They use soft steel rotors and don't as a rule, ever "turn them". They are kind of snooty that way. And it's tough to argue with a guy in a lab coat, right? They use metallic brake pads, that make lots of noise and coat the wheels with a tenacious dust.
But that fucking car could stop on a dime, and I'm sure glad it could.
Posted by: Somebody With Pretty Good Advice Along The Way at August 06, 2024 06:09 PM (JGGiW)
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:07 PM (krQz2)
Nah...I deserve the abuse. Now I have to put it against another wall, which means moving more shit, and since I am lazy, that really s*cks.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2024 06:09 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 06:09 PM (V13WU)
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you should probably just move
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 06:08 PM (/7KEl)
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Get a taller gun room. Check.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:09 PM (krQz2)
@Mr_Kustom
Why do people make such a big deal about "the first"
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Shut up! That's why.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 06:10 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Jamaica at August 06, 2024 06:10 PM (IG7T0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 06:10 PM (AylSc)
Posted by: Jaimo
Kamala will bring prices down, because they are too high!
You can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: Gref at August 06, 2024 06:10 PM (Dzvaz)
Posted by: Jamaica at August 06, 2024 06:10 PM (IG7T0)
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you should probably just move
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 06:08 PM (/7KEl)
Simpler to burn the house down.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 06:09 PM (aD39U)
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Don't forget the salt.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:10 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2024 06:10 PM (QfvaV)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2024 06:09 PM (d9fT1)
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I feel a "first world problems" column coming on . . .
Posted by: bluebell at August 06, 2024 06:11 PM (bS+DD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 06:06 PM (L/fGl)
Ben Stiller is nowhere near as funny as his father. I mean his father was Frank Costanza and Arthur Spooner…. Two of the best characters ever
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 06:11 PM (WdMlw)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2024 06:11 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 06, 2024 06:11 PM (NtsB7)
Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2024 06:09 PM (QfvaV)
Yup. And then comes a voting system so that the commenters can decide what gets posted and what gets shitcanned... because this is a democracy!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2024 06:11 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Jamaica at August 06, 2024 06:11 PM (IG7T0)
Posted by: Mister Scott
Telephone poles looked like a picket fence, huh?
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 06:11 PM (ZHVrD)
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:07 PM (krQz2)
Nah...I deserve the abuse. Now I have to put it against another wall, which means moving more shit, and since I am lazy, that really s*cks.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2024 06:09 PM (d9fT1)
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Abuse? It was more the phrasing.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:11 PM (krQz2)
Also I seem to remember we are supposed to tell him when he is posting the wrong topics, too.
Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2024 06:09 PM (QfvaV)
Definitely the second one!
Posted by: everyone who whines about Diesney posts at August 06, 2024 06:12 PM (FnneF)
He's also a rabid leftist. Communist.
Just what the Democrats need. According to them.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2024 06:12 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 06:11 PM (ZHVrD)
Never look sideways.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 06:12 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 06:12 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: blaster at August 06, 2024 06:10 PM (QfvaV)
Even better...an angle grinder!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2024 06:12 PM (d9fT1)
@CollinRugg
NEW: Actor Ben Stiller says he "wishes he was black" while urging people to vote for Kamala Harris during a "Comics For Kamala" fundraising call.
Stiller praised Harris for being Indian, black, and "everything."
"It's gonna be the first woman president and that's incredibly exciting. And you know, she's Indian, she's black, she's everything."
"You know, I'm Jewish and Irish. I wish I was black. Every white Jewish guy wishes he was black."
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Hey, us goyim don't want you either!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one
There was a video on youtube of a white girl who said she only wanted one race of men; I don't remember which. It was stitched with several of men, each passing on her to a different race, in order. It was hilarious
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 06:12 PM (VNX3d)
I need shelving help...seriously!
I just moved a set of steel shelves into my gun room and it is 1/4" too tall to fit where I want it. And I measured.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2024 06:00 PM (d9fT1)
Take a photo for the FW thread!
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 06:12 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: electronic means
This is well-said. Even Grizzly Man did not invoke terrors like this. In service tp the craft, I shall endeavor to keep Frau Troll at a safe distance. Equipped with vodka and industrial grade pepper spray, I shall follow what may be termed the carrot and stick approach. Cinema is a fraught endeavor.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 06, 2024 06:12 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: Gref at August 06, 2024 06:12 PM (Dzvaz)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2024 06:12 PM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Somebody With Pretty Good Advice Along The Way at August 06, 2024 06:13 PM (JGGiW)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 06:11 PM (WdMlw)
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And Stiller and Meara were comedy legends.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:13 PM (krQz2)
Full frontal nudity from the shaved landing strip all the way up to the neck.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 06:13 PM (AylSc)
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 06:12 PM (64Zez)
A closeup of the ceiling would be nice.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 06:13 PM (aD39U)
Go on and write me up for doin' 96
Fleein' my unit high on pixie sticks
But I'm deaf and I got other tricks
I can't drive less than 56
Posted by: SFGoth at August 06, 2024 06:13 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Jamaica at August 06, 2024 06:11 PM (IG7T0)
Of course. But where's the fun in that?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2024 06:14 PM (d9fT1)
so what's the big deal
and those wingsuit guys are all gonna be meatwaffles eventually
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 06:14 PM (/7KEl)
@thehill
Kamala Harris seeks to learn from Hillary Clinton’s campaign
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Make sure there are plenty of bollards wherever you!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 06:14 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 06:14 PM (64Zez)
I got an idea, Ben. Put on these ruby slippers, close your eyes and click your heels three times.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 06, 2024 06:14 PM (mH6SG)
There is a "why I have trust issues" meme on facebook. Two measuring tapes and one is a 1/4" off from the other one.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 06:14 PM (ZHVrD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 06:14 PM (AylSc)
Posted by: Jaimo at August 06, 2024 06:15 PM (sOA7y)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 06, 2024 06:15 PM (BEAj6)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
"Even great men have to pee." - Jerry Stiller. Favorite movie line ever.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 06, 2024 06:15 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: runner
Yeah, it's already a chaotic arrangement. Bumping either one off at this point would be a complete loss down ticket.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 06, 2024 06:15 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 06:15 PM (IyPmt)
I got an idea, Ben. Put on these ruby slippers, close your eyes and click your heels three times.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 06, 2024 06:14 PM (mH6SG)
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In downtown South Chicago...
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:15 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 06:09 PM (aD39U)
The safe bet.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 06, 2024 06:15 PM (4Med0)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2024 06:14 PM (d9fT1)
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I see, so, it's not about the nail.
Got it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 06:15 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Jaimo at August 06, 2024 06:15 PM (sOA7y)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 06, 2024 06:15 PM (dg+HA)
Like like Malcolm McDowell in Caligula.
This will cause your enemies to have a mental diarrheal.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 06, 2024 06:15 PM (hAU6L)
His Mother Anne Meara was hilarious
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 06:16 PM (IyPmt)
How about anything remotely relevant to the VP job?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 06:16 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Jamaica at August 06, 2024 06:11 PM (IG7T0)
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Disassemble bad!
Posted by: Cult of Johnny 5 at August 06, 2024 06:16 PM (krQz2)
Because it would be hilarious if they come out wayyyy too late in the game and say "What? No, he's not the pick. He was never the pick. That's just Right Wing Disinformation."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2024 06:16 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 06:17 PM (AylSc)
Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2024 06:17 PM (ZFKBV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 06:17 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 06, 2024 06:08 PM (lCWOD)
I know contrary to conventional wisdom but I thought it was a positive.
Bush was the son of the most prominent person in Kennebunkport and the current CIA director . He was in the car with one of the most well known tennis player in the world . I think if it were any other person in that scenario there would not have been a conviction much less an arrest.
What good is having all that juice if you ain’t going to use it. Goes to how the family thinks.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 06:17 PM (B1dzx)
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Hey John Kerry -- why the fat gut?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 06, 2024 06:07 PM
I had a fellow 1st class Petty Officer (E6) "award" himself a brand new set of Enlisted Aviation Warfare Specialist wings without the benefit of going through the long drawn out qualification process and interview with the board. Once it was found out when his record was being reviewed for making Chief Petty Officer, he went to mast and left the Navy as an E5.
Gun decking awards to me is as bad as any sort of fraud you can imagine. It's stealing valor literally.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2024 06:17 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 06:17 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 06, 2024 06:17 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: beckster
......
I cringed so hard it turned to crunge.
Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 06:18 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: rickb223
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The lines on the road looked like dots.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 06, 2024 06:18 PM (Dm8we)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2024 06:18 PM (fwDg9)
Yet, was the DA and later the AG.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 06, 2024 06:18 PM (MeG8a)
No negative waves.
Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2024 06:18 PM (ZtJCM)
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Once you've turned black you can never go back.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 06, 2024 06:18 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2024 06:17 PM (ZFKBV)
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I see two possible outcomes:
1. Shelf is cut to the correct height, or,
2. House burns down.
Sounds like a good plan.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 06:18 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 06:18 PM (V91bQ)
This precise sentiment was related to me by an aging Ed Wood Jr., as we engaged in impromptu conversation amongst the ladies’ frocks section within the now-defunct Bullocks Wilshire.
Posted by: electronic means at August 06, 2024 06:19 PM (g0Dmp)
Get a DWI in PA while way above the speed limit? Bend over here it comes. I know two people who went through the process with *just* a DWI. Reeducation camp, huge fine, and horrific insurance rates.
I looked up an old girlfriend during covid. Her husband had two.
I had to snicker. After the first, they claim your record gets expunged if you do the reeducation camp and pay the fine. If it's expunged then how do they know you already had one?
Deep thoughts.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 06, 2024 06:19 PM (RKVpM)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
The ceiling is sheetrock, just cut it out to fit the top of the shelving unit.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2024 06:19 PM (toj3d)
Sgt Major Basil Plumley: What, are you a fucking weatherman now?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 06, 2024 06:19 PM (Aqu9a)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 06, 2024 06:04 PM (FnneF)
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We frolicked and capered about like lepers on Cinderella liberty!
Best part was seeing some young Antifa-esque goon waving a Confederate (false) flag and we both said "That's all you're gonna see on the news!", and sure enough he was front and center. And Whitchmer said she felt unsafe!
I have never seen a more orderly, clean, middle class riot.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 06, 2024 06:19 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 06:19 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Rachel Levine at August 06, 2024 06:19 PM (GpUII)
His Mother Anne Meara was hilarious
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 06:16 PM (IyPmt)
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Frank Costanza is practically an offshoot of the type of character Jerry used to play in the Stiller and Meara routines.
Pretty sure that's what Larry David was looking for.
Posted by: Cult of Johnny 5 at August 06, 2024 06:19 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 06:19 PM (AylSc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 06:19 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 06:19 PM (ZHVrD)
Posted by: mrp at August 06, 2024 06:19 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2024 06:19 PM (ZtJCM)
That might be enough to make me consider watching it on TV.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 06:20 PM (VNX3d)
Kamala’s campaign has gone from brat to wurst.
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One of the funniest Norm jokes
"Looks like things have gone from Sinbad to Sinworst."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 06:20 PM (l3206)
Posted by: Miklos obviously asks at August 06, 2024 06:20 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 06:20 PM (AylSc)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2024 06:19 PM (toj3d)
It's a steam pipe that is boxed out.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2024 06:21 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 06, 2024 06:21 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 06, 2024 06:21 PM (U8kCF)
You put Walz in a badass tank.
Then you put one of those bad ass tank commander helmets on his head.
Now get a picture of him with his head just out of the turret showing what a badass and in control sonuvabitch he is.
Gold, Jerry!
Gold!
Posted by: Dukakis at August 06, 2024 06:21 PM (dg+HA)
Not so - my brother got a DUI on the eve of his graduation from flight school. Not sure of the details anymore - it was long ago - but, he was not kicked out.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 06, 2024 06:21 PM (w6EFb)
But it's all for not with the simple kill-shot question, "Kamala, do you personally believe Hamas is a terrorist organization?"
Posted by: Malicious Compliance at August 06, 2024 06:21 PM (OBuuS)
Posted by: Weasel at August 06, 2024 06:21 PM (uGpeQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 06, 2024 06:21 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 06:21 PM (AylSc)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 06:21 PM (WdMlw)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
I was going to say that. Notching the floor is also an option. A quarter inch? Router bit that shit!
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 06, 2024 06:22 PM (BEAj6)
Later the Soviets let him run a gulag. He said he had the time of the inmates' lives.
Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2024 06:22 PM (ZtJCM)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 06, 2024 06:22 PM (4Med0)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 06:22 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 06:22 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at August 06, 2024 06:23 PM (kpS4V)
Because the left lies.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 06:23 PM (ZHVrD)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 06, 2024 06:23 PM (hAU6L)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 06:23 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Malicious Compliance at August 06, 2024 06:23 PM (OBuuS)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 06:21 PM (WdMlw)
It will.. But like the other polls it's fake
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 06:23 PM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 06:23 PM (AylSc)
Were you corrected or banned?
I'm on X's craplist so I can't really look....
Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 06:23 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 06, 2024 05:03 PM (VGRuw)
'55 Chevy Belair was my dad's first new car, and still his absolute favorite. He's 89 and still talks about it. He was a gearhead and suped it up. He's told me so, so I know he's done triple digits in a '55.
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 06, 2024 06:23 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 06:22 PM (IyPmt)
Neutered *and* flea-dipped.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2024 06:23 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 06, 2024 06:24 PM (YRsIm)
Pretty sure that's what Larry David was looking for.
Posted by: Cult of Johnny 5 at August 06, 2024 06:19 PM (krQz2)
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SERENITY NOW!!!!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 06, 2024 06:24 PM (3Fz6p)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 06:21 PM (WdMlw)
The polls are fake and manufactured to get them close enough for the steal.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 06, 2024 06:24 PM (U8kCF)
Sandy Koufax never "wished" he was a black.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 06:24 PM (V91bQ)
I need shelving help...seriously!
I just moved a set of steel shelves into my gun room and it is 1/4" too tall to fit where I want it. And I measured.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 06, 2024 06:00 PM (d9fT1)
Turn it on its side?
...
(kidding!)
Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 06:24 PM (64Zez)
Posted by: polynikes
FORE!
Posted by: Michael Skankel at August 06, 2024 06:24 PM (lSyD7)
Posted by: haffhowershower at August 06, 2024 06:24 PM (NMT5x)
Posted by: It's me donna
It's hard to bet the only person that said yes. It's not like they have a lot of other choices.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 06, 2024 06:24 PM (ZHVrD)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 06, 2024 06:21 PM (WdMlw)
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Being a dumpster fire and people knowing that it's not disinformation that you're a dumpster fire are two different things.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 06:25 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 06, 2024 06:25 PM (U8kCF)
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 06:25 PM (V91bQ)
Yet, was the DA and later the AG.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
Supposedly she did on the second try. She failed when the pass rate was over 80%.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 06, 2024 06:25 PM (IG4Id)
Boy. You must be amazing at giving away bits of your country to people who hate you and wish you would just die and go away.
Are you sure you're not actually Republican?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 06, 2024 06:25 PM (BAEGB)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 06, 2024 06:24 PM (U8kCF)
Concur.
Posted by: mrp at August 06, 2024 06:25 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: It's me donna
They used the best Camel vet they could find in Iran for this work!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 06, 2024 06:26 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2024 06:26 PM (ZtJCM)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 06:26 PM (V13WU)
Not so - my brother got a DUI on the eve of his graduation from flight school. Not sure of the details anymore - it was long ago - but, he was not kicked out.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 06, 2024 06:21 PM
Back in the day stuff like DUI's were tolerated in the military and not career ending like they would become later.
There was a running joke in the Navy back in the 70s and 80s that you couldn't make Chief Petty Officer without having had a DUI and going through the alcohol rehab program.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 06, 2024 06:26 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 06, 2024 06:26 PM (w6EFb)
Robert Barnes has said she’s the dumbest lawyer he’s ever seen in a courtroom.
Posted by: electronic means at August 06, 2024 06:26 PM (g0Dmp)
Posted by: Jamaica at August 06, 2024 06:27 PM (IG7T0)
Kamala, "He's in!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 06:23 PM (AylSc)
Sweet. Got any elephant tranquilizer?
Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 06, 2024 06:27 PM (4Med0)
Posted by: Stateless at August 06, 2024 06:28 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Eromero at August 06, 2024 05:34 PM (LHPAg)
I resent that!
Posted by: Big Hole at August 06, 2024 06:28 PM (iODuv)
Whoa, looks like I made a wrong turn!
Outaheah
Posted by: Ex GOP at August 06, 2024 06:28 PM (GpUII)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 06, 2024 06:29 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: N at August 06, 2024 06:29 PM (8XibL)
They are so unserious about implementing the law but totally serious about vetting the practitioners of the law.
They're weird.
Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2024 06:30 PM (ZtJCM)
That's because ace banned flame wars, otherwise we would have daily purges around here.
Posted by: N at August 06, 2024 06:31 PM (8XibL)
Wear a dust mask.
Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2024 06:32 PM (ZtJCM)
Doug Emhoff
@DouglasEmhoff
Being an aspirational coffee blend was not on my 2024 bingo card.
https://is.gd/ZMYc7X
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So now you can get Let Them Eat Cake and First Gentleman Coffee!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 06:33 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: electronic means
I would have prized the opportunity to meet with him. Ed, I would say, you are not dissimilar to Fritz Lang, had he not forsworn wearing women's undergarments during the Weimar era. Then would I beseech him to get me Bela Lugosi's autograph. With a headshot would be especially neat. I would taunt other auteurs with the Hungarian's likeness. Thus truly would they truly see me rollin' and engage in their hatin'. Yo, I would say, hate not the Werner playa, hate the game.
Posted by: Werner Herzog Has A New Project at August 06, 2024 06:33 PM (tmPIh)
Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2024 06:33 PM (ZtJCM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 06:34 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 06, 2024 06:34 PM (5MvGY)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 06, 2024 06:34 PM (+H2BX)
Go to the easiest state to take the bar. Then move to where the bottom feeders live and make bank
Posted by: Somebody With Pretty Bad Advice Along The Way at August 06, 2024 06:36 PM (JGGiW)
Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2024 06:40 PM (ZtJCM)
Emhoff, "He's a vet."
Kamala, "He's in!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 06:23 PM (AylSc)
Kammie picked him because he was the only option that didn't make her appear dumb as a dog turd.
Posted by: Gref at August 06, 2024 06:42 PM (Dzvaz)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2024 06:43 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2024 06:47 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Halfhand at August 06, 2024 05:13 PM (wra9p)
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The "off" is silent, you just know by the smell.
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #02 at August 06, 2024 06:54 PM (qfLjt)
Jack Poso
@JackPosobiec
MN Army Guard Lt Col:
"Walz was known to put himself in for additional devices (oak leaves, good conduct loops, service stars) w/o being remotely close to completing the criteria. Joes, Peers and Superiors could not stand him, very pretentious person that should've never been promoted beyond E6."
If he wasn't good enough to be an officer why in the hell do you think he would be an NCO?
Posted by: Sergeant Major at August 06, 2024 07:19 PM (hM+Ep)
Tim Walz established a “snitch” program during Covid where people report neighbors for violating his authoritarian stay-at-home orders
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2024 08:02 PM (gbOdA)
I didn't leave The Corp, I don't know if I mentioned but at one time I was in The USMC, because I missed out of attempting, but because I LOVED The Corps as it was andit was no longer. I was wiling to take the heat the abuse as long as I was Marine. That changed.
Shit happens, but I don't pretend I was a great hero of things. I simply loved it. These frauds. FRENCH is the most grotesque of them, and NRO and Comentary wrong, "the most artful " whatever writer of conservatisism. FUCK NRO and Comentary, and Podhoretz, is basically bugar picking nepot in a money making scheme.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at August 07, 2024 07:46 AM (XKj0h)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 07, 2024 04:17 PM (wGqjj)
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