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Tim Walz Quit the National Guard and Abandoned His Unit When They Got the Call-Up to Deploy to Iraq in 2005

Stolen valor, again.

And he runs on his "military record"!


On a 150-year-old farm in Brewster, Tom Behrends hopes his tell-it-like-it-is style will finally get the attention he believes it deserves in Minnesota's race for governor.

"The public needs to know how pathetic his leadership was as a National Guardsman," Behrends said about Gov. Tim Walz.

He's back again to wage a public war of words against Walz. This is what his grain bin looked like in the 2018 election:

"He abandoned us. What the hell kind of leader does that? As soon as the shots were fired in Iraq, he turned and ran the other way and hung his hat up and quit," Behrends said.

This all starts years ago, when Behrends says Walz's misleading statements about his military service first led him to come forward in the fall of 2018. The story was largely ignored and Minnesota's largest newspaper, the Star Tribune, checked it out but decided not to publish, according to Behrends.

"When the reporter called, I thought, 'What the hell, is this North Korea?'" Behrends recalled. Alpha News reached out to the Star Tribune but didn't receive a response.

The backstory

Back in early 2005, a warning order went out to southern Minnesota's First Battalion-125th Field Artillery to mobilize for a mission to Iraq, Behrends said. Walz served as the unit's highest non-commissioned officer after he was conditionally promoted to command sergeant major on April 1, 2005, records show. On May 16, Walz retired from the guard, avoided the deployment, and ran for Congress.

Walz has implied in previous statements that he didn't retire because of the deployment, but National Guard records show his service obligation wasn't complete until September 2007.

Behrends was next in line for the position and was asked to take his place.

"I was like well, for Pete's sake, if this guy quits, if I say I'm not going to do it, I mean, what the hell kind of leadership is that?" Behrends recalled. "If a company would say we're going to deploy to Iraq and the foreman says, 'I'm not going,' what does that say to the 500 that work in that factory?"

Command Sergeant Major Behrends went on to serve in Iraq on a nearly two-year deployment, all while Walz began using that very title as a congressman.

Behrends said he contacted Walz with his concerns before raising the issue publicly, sending letters to Washington in 2016. The letters all went unanswered, Behrends said.

Behrends again tried to draw attention to the story in 2018 when Congressman Walz announced his run for governor.

"It kind of just sat there, you know, when he was a congressman. He bragged that he was a retired command sergeant major and the highest-ranking person ever in the House," Behrends recalled.

"Then, the state of Minnesota came out after 2018 after this was exposed and they said, 'Well, he can say that he served as a command sergeant major, but he can't say he's a retired one because he's not,'" he added.

"He was saying that and there were campaign letters coming in the mail saying that. They said, right on there, he's a retired command sergeant major. Just tooting his own horn, hanging on the coattails of people that actually are command sergeant majors that went through all the process and put all the time in," Behrends said.

A spokesperson for the Minnesota National Guard previously said Walz wasn't able to retire as a command sergeant major since he failed to complete coursework and other requirements related to the rank.

Documents show the Army corrected Walz's service record. He was reduced in rank to an E-8 master sergeant after retirement.

"It's stolen valor is really what it is. I don't know of anybody else that's done what he's done," Behrends said.

Note that he was appointed, provisionally, command sergeant major in April and then, in the very next month of May, he quit the Guard because his unit was being sent to Iraq.

But he claims he was a command sergeant major.

For 21 days? Provisionally? And he quit to avoid going to war?

Fuck this fat fuck.

Trump cheered the selection of Walz.

Former President Donald Trump says he is thrilled Vice President Kamala Harris announced her VP pick as Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz.

"THANK YOU!" Trump wrote on Truth Social on Tuesday.

...

The Trump team immediately launched into attacking the Minnesota governor after the Harris team's announcement, ripping him for his "far-left" record dealing with his home state's stances on immigration, gender, COVID-19 and the riots after the death of George Floyd.

"Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are two open-borders, weak-on-crime, defund-the-police liberals who make up the most radical, far-left ticket in the history of our country," Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Whatley wrote in a statement.

"Walz supports illegal immigration, has called cops racist, put violent criminals back on the street, and in 2020, let rioters burn the Twin Cities while Kamala stepped in to fundraise for their bail."

Trump adviser Brian Hughes said, "By picking Tim Walz as her running mate, Kamala Harris not only bent the knee to the radical left, she doubled down on her dangerously liberal, weak, and failed agenda.


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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

2 LOL
https://x.com/RonColeman/status/1820814548925899222

Posted by: Dave's not here, man at August 06, 2024 01:58 PM (raPis)

3 More popcorn please

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 01:58 PM (IyPmt)

4 Tampon Tim!

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 01:58 PM (AZ+sh)

5


He went A-walz . ..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 01:59 PM (x0n13)

6 Back in the day going AWOL like this would get you shot.

Now it gets you a VP gig.

What a weird weird world Mr Walz lives in.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2024 01:59 PM (oZhjI)

7 BurgerMeister MeisterBurger.

My daughter wants to know if they'll use the song in the campaign.

Posted by: Duh at August 06, 2024 01:59 PM (Ahg10)

8 I hate these people. And I do all I can to find the good, I really do. But these people are just hateful.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 01:59 PM (pZEOD)

9 You know, in an effort to be taken seriously

Posted by: Duh at August 06, 2024 01:59 PM (Ahg10)

10 Fuck this fat fuck.
————-

Eh, can’t you just make one of the hobos do it?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at August 06, 2024 02:00 PM (Y8lzz)

11 He went A-walz . ..
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 01:59 PM (x0n13)

=====

*snort*

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 02:01 PM (DRSnL)

12 >>Tampon Tim!

>Back in the day going AWOL like this would get you shot.


String. Him. Up.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 02:01 PM (X1WfU)

13 Are there any issues on which Walz and Shapiro publicly disagree?

I mean all Dems govern the same but...if the FNM is claiming Shapiro is unacceptable due to his views what views are those exactly?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2024 02:01 PM (oZhjI)

14 So Walz was with Beau during the D-Day invasion and the hunt for bin Laden in Tora Bora? How did Walz survive while Beau was killed beside him so many times over the centuries?

Posted by: Gref at August 06, 2024 02:01 PM (Dzvaz)

15 Yesterday "they" were crowing about how her numbers were going go up today with her VP pick.... Of course they probably will but it will be harder to convince that they are real

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 02:01 PM (IyPmt)

16 So much Walz!

1 - 2 - 3! 1 - 2 - 3!

My feet are killing me!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 02:01 PM (gq5yh)

17 None dare call it cowardice.

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 02:02 PM (0bidA)

18 Walz... A truly weird choice

Posted by: It's me donna at August 06, 2024 02:03 PM (IyPmt)

19
lol:

The DNC stenographers at the failed magazine
"rolling stone" try to be cute and ask, "Is That Legal?"

The rolling stone pedos write a fake article about the president getting gifted a truck by some Gen Z influencer.

Is that legal, they ask, in an attempt to push the Narrative that it is Not legal.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 02:03 PM (plL4B)

20 The Bee is an American treasure.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 02:03 PM (B1dzx)

21
Does this ticket even have a designated recipient of softball questions like KJP?

Anybody home? Hello?

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2024 02:03 PM (j4U/Z)

22 Walz is a real peach. Not sure how effective this tidbit is in terms of attack purposes, but...

Apparently he was in a student exchange program to China that China funded.

(I mean, it's not "hawking supplement pills to the Chinese while an astronaut"-level bad, but it's not great.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 06, 2024 02:03 PM (1Idb6)

23 omg the bee:
(remove space)
https://x.com/TheBabylonBee/status/ 1820868447695163609

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 06, 2024 02:03 PM (s3qiR)

24 Poll: Only 17% of Americans View Radical-Left Tim Walz Positively

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 06, 2024 02:03 PM (/U5Yz)

25 'Da Nang Dick' Blumenthal apparently wasn't available...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 06, 2024 02:03 PM (TGPs7)

26 Kamala and Tim are like America's Mom and Dad.

Posted by: Propaganda Penguin at August 06, 2024 02:03 PM (vFG9F)

27 Kamala Harris is going to have a hard time running on the "Trump so old" line when her running mate is 60 and looks 80.

His arteries are harder than Joe Biden's dick at a Girl Scouts jamboree.

Posted by: ace at August 06, 2024 02:03 PM (KRtlO)

28 Emhoff/Walz 2024 -- Keep Infantilization & Emascalation Great!

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 02:03 PM (0bidA)

29 Most of our "elites" are also cowards.

At least the elites of the previous era had courage and risked their lives and their fortunes.

These "elites" have never risked anything.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 06, 2024 02:03 PM (N1DT3)

30 Babylon Bee nails it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:04 PM (krQz2)

31 So Welz was the pick Army-style?
Everybody take two steps back?

LOL. Pudgy was inhaling a Twinkie and didn't hear drill Sargant.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 02:04 PM (l3206)

32 Memories of Iraq are seared into his memory

Posted by: sage of scranton at August 06, 2024 02:04 PM (/xx1k)

33 and this guy had the nerve to call Vance weird ? what a bitch.

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 02:04 PM (V13WU)

34 Who was the Dem who said he flew missions in Vietnam when he really only flew cargo to the Philippines?

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 02:04 PM (B1dzx)

35 Al-Asad Walz

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 02:04 PM (AylSc)

36 Apparently he was in a student exchange program to China that China funded.


no let that one lie - stray voltage

a few private schools around here participate in that program - one of my kids almost did it - yes sponsored by China

it seems like a good program tho

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 06, 2024 02:05 PM (s3qiR)

37 willowed:

They are playing this for the cheat to win. These crooks, these communists win they will say to the nation, look, this is what you voted for, this is what you want. ...and the sheep will follow.


Posted by: Braenyard at August 06, 2024 02:05 PM (lCWOD)

38 Wow - the absolute joyful, gleeful beat down by the Trump campaign on Walz is really something to behold...

Yeah, it's over, Johnny!

Pelosi and Obama gave up - see you in 2028.

Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2024 02:05 PM (K+UlC)

39 17 None dare call it cowardice.

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 02:02 PM (0bidA)


Joey will give him a Medal of Honor at the Democrat National Convention to prove he is a military hero second only to Warrior Saint Beau.

Posted by: Gref at August 06, 2024 02:05 PM (Dzvaz)

40 I guess Mark Kelly did the China pitchman thing *after* coming back from space, but the way I wrote it is juicier and technically accurate-- astronauts don't stop being astronauts after they land, right? I mean, he still is one, yes?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 06, 2024 02:05 PM (1Idb6)

41 DaNang Dick Blumenthal

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 02:05 PM (AylSc)

42
I always wondered what the difference is between a jamboree and a jubilee.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 02:05 PM (plL4B)

43 Does Walz have a magic hat from his service days?

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 02:05 PM (B1dzx)

44 Ding-dong is going to lose 49 states.

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 02:05 PM (v0R5T)

45 So, he was in the Army National Guard for a long time. Was he deployed? Was he in combat ?

In other words, what is his actual military experience?

Posted by: First time caller number three at August 06, 2024 02:05 PM (TLBJy)

46 ABC shows their Wang!

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:05 PM (krQz2)

47 I think this could be a 48 state electoral sweep.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 06, 2024 02:06 PM (MeG8a)

48 btw Josh really really wanted to be the pick

Around here people are saying that Cherelle "leaked" his selection on purpose to cause a fait accompli

so maybe we need to simmer down a bit lol or they will drop Walz or something lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 06, 2024 02:06 PM (s3qiR)

49 Alpha News
@AlphaNewsMN
“The public needs to know how pathetic his leadership was as a National Guardsman,” said Tom Behrends, a retired command sergeant major, about Gov. Tim Walz.
Watch the video below or read the story here: https://bit.ly/3Rs9X7W
Video: x.com/AlphaNewsMN/status/1567558323527946244
10:00 AM · Sep 7, 2022

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 06, 2024 02:06 PM (9aVck)

50 None dare call it cowardice.

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 02:02 PM (0bidA)

---
That would be ....

....

....

He's white and male--I GOT NOTHING!

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:07 PM (krQz2)

51 I read that the reason Biden was tossed aside was concern for the down ticket races. How does this Harris Walz ticket help that?

Posted by: lurking grandma at August 06, 2024 02:07 PM (sujqA)

52 Willowed:

471 Zombie Nixon has taken a position in the election.

https://tinyurl.com/2p98cysj

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:07 PM (xCA6C)

53 36 Apparently he was in a student exchange program to China that China funded.


no let that one lie - stray voltage

a few private schools around here participate in that program - one of my kids almost did it - yes sponsored by China

it seems like a good program tho


Okay. Like I said, it's not really attack ad-type stuff, but the optics of it are not good.

I mean, China anything now is kinda sus. So it's good for innuendo and unfair smears and whatnot.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 06, 2024 02:07 PM (1Idb6)

54 Either they didn't research and focus group this fat-asshat, or they're throwing in the towel.

Triangulating for 2028?

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 02:07 PM (0bidA)

55 When your Band of Brothers hate you it’s best not to brag about your military record.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 02:07 PM (B1dzx)

56
Dan Daly: "Do you sons-of-bitches want to live forever?"

Tim Walz: "Yes!!!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 02:07 PM (Bh3RI)

57 Man, Josh Shapiro gettin descriminated against for being a Jew! When is that guy gonna catch a break? Or any Jews really

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at August 06, 2024 02:07 PM (Ke+Bi)

58 Willowed.

So you don't like the Lume commercials.

https://is.gd/ktAj4e

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 02:08 PM (L/fGl)

59 Democrats sure do like to lie about their military service, huh? That's surprising, given how upright and trustable they generally are.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 06, 2024 02:08 PM (B9Prs)

60 I think this could be a 48 state electoral sweep.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 06, 2024 02:06 PM (MeG8a)

I would not get comfortable - computers tend to have major glitches on election day . weird no? seems to affect swing states !

Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 02:08 PM (V13WU)

61 51 I read that the reason Biden was tossed aside was concern for the down ticket races. How does this Harris Walz ticket help that?
-----------------
Well, I have no fucking idea how it helps down ticket. But Imma a normie.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 02:08 PM (FmapG)

62 So, Waliz was the last kid left for the kickball game?

The fat kid with chocolate around his mouth and a too-small tee-shirt hike over his gut.
Wearing one shoe and a dirty sock on the other foot.

Team KammiMagic!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 02:08 PM (l3206)

63 I think this could be a 48 state electoral sweep.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 06, 2024 02:06 PM (MeG8a)
---
I'd say there's something stronger in your Kool-Aid.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:08 PM (krQz2)

64 Da Nang Dick told Cuck Kavanaugh, "False in one thing, false in everything". These faggy fuckcunts have no shame.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 02:08 PM (lmY9R)

65 So, he was in the Army National Guard for a long time. Was he deployed? Was he in combat ?
___

No.

And...no.

He's just another slick-sleeved poser who was too much of a coward to deploy to a combat zone when his unit was called up in 2005, which by this time, the IEDs were a lot more powerful than in 2003.

And no, going to Qatar for a meet and greet with troops on R&R doesn't count.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 02:08 PM (DPVkC)

66 51 I read that the reason Biden was tossed aside was concern for the down ticket races. How does this Harris Walz ticket help that?

Shore up the base. They may still lose the Presidency, but maybe they don't suffer an Obama-level wipeout in Congress and governorships and mayors, and so on.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 06, 2024 02:08 PM (1Idb6)

67 Shapiro is thinking, "glad I ain't part of this sh1t show."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 02:09 PM (AylSc)

68 '48 state electoral sweep.'

Even putting the cheat aside, such things are in the past. There are at least 10 states that are permanently socialist Dem

Posted by: sage of scranton at August 06, 2024 02:09 PM (/xx1k)

69 So you don't like the Lume commercials.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 02:08 PM (L/fGl)

=====

I just think that broad needs to take a f*cking shower already.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 02:09 PM (DRSnL)

70 >>I would not get comfortable - computers tend to have major glitches on election day .


Fortunately. None of them are connected to the internets.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 02:09 PM (X1WfU)

71 I read that the reason Biden was tossed aside was concern for the down ticket races. How does this Harris Walz ticket help that?

They thought Biden would be catastrophic for the party down-ticket, which he would have been. Fortunately for us, they picked just about the only ticket which is worse.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:09 PM (xCA6C)

72 Welcome, my fellow Blue Falcon!

Posted by: John Kerry, OBF (Order of the Blue Falcon) at August 06, 2024 02:09 PM (fQQI9)

73 34 Who was the Dem who said he flew missions in Vietnam when he really only flew cargo to the Philippines?

Posted by: polynikes
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Think that was DaNang Dick Blumenthal--current senior senator for CT.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 02:09 PM (qdbNv)

74 Man, Josh Shapiro gettin descriminated against for being a Jew!

Posted by: Deceased
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Shhhhhh!

Posted by: The Demedia at August 06, 2024 02:09 PM (krQz2)

75
Well, I have no fucking idea how it helps down ticket. But Imma a normie.
Posted by: Pudinhead


Didn't you used to have two d's, er, 3 d's, in your name?

Did Ace take away one of your d's?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 02:09 PM (plL4B)

76 "Please, Mister Custer -- I don't wanna go!"

Posted by: Tim Walz at August 06, 2024 02:10 PM (J2vNu)

77 Apparently he was in a student exchange program to China that China funded.

----------------

Did he learn to fly one of Mark Kelly's Chinese sot balloons?

/I suppose it depends upon their weight load limit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 02:10 PM (0bidA)

78 I mean, what did we expect from the "Who's Not It!" VP search?

Run by Jr. High Queen Bee, "oh I like him! He made that snarky burn that totally wrecked Vance!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 02:10 PM (l3206)

79
And he quit to avoid going to war?

He didn't want to be a warmaker.
He wanted to be neighborly.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 02:10 PM (63Dwl)

80 Walz is a REMF in the rear with the gear.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 02:10 PM (AylSc)

81 >>I just think that broad needs to take a f*cking shower already.


She took a shower.

But, her pussy still stinks.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 02:10 PM (X1WfU)

82 I read that the reason Biden was tossed aside was concern for the down ticket races. How does this Harris Walz ticket help that?
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They had to change-up the con.

The old con was found out.

Now, faithful Democrats can't learn enough about the new con before it's time for them to pre-vote.

Posted by: The Demedia at August 06, 2024 02:11 PM (krQz2)

83
"I regret I have only one career to give to my country."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 02:11 PM (Bh3RI)

84 Walz...has called cops racist

Par for the course in MN, especially Hennepin County. The Mayor and I think the SecState or Atty General have also piled on with "white supremacy in law enforcement".

It's about the most irresponsible thing a politician can say. As pandering goes, it's up there with tampons in the boys' room. It's considered normal for white politicians in Hennepin / Minnesota.

Posted by: Tom Perry at August 06, 2024 02:11 PM (MX0bI)

85 66 Shore up the base. They may still lose the Presidency, but maybe they don't suffer an Obama-level wipeout in Congress and governorships and mayors, and so on.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 06, 2024 02:08 PM (1Idb6)

========

Which is a weird assumption considering they're trying to do it with the most unpopular VP in a while who 4 years prior, despite massive establishment backing, couldn't last until the Iowa caucuses.

The actual Democrat base, the one that turns out in primaries, voted for 2 old white guys until one of them won. The activists were fully behind every minority who popped up.

The base and the activists (backed by donor dollars) aren't exactly the same group of people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 02:11 PM (GBKbO)

86 54 Either they didn't research and focus group this fat-asshat, or they're throwing in the towel.

Triangulating for 2028?


There's a theory that Democrat candidates are pretty bad nationally because they get fluffed by the media and never *have* to learn the skills and discipline that come with actual pressure.

Whereas Republicans face meat-grinder of media every day, so, again, in theory, they should be better at dealing with the slings and arrows of outrageous outrageousness.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 06, 2024 02:11 PM (1Idb6)

87 64 Da Nang Dick told Cuck Kavanaugh, "False in one thing, false in everything". These faggy fuckcunts have no shame.
Posted by: ...
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GOPe types would emulate that but the Dem media won't let them. So they rely on being bi partisan to stab their voters in the back.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 02:11 PM (qdbNv)

88 Maybe a 290 or so win for Trump this election??

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 02:11 PM (PCK5/)

89 Again, willowed, but Walz is dangerous. He is a wolf in sheep's clothing. Looks like the harmless neighbor down the street, which is entirely how he won here in 2022. I'm sure the Dems did all of their research, but figured, hey, he was able to dupe the voters in MN, maybe he can pull it off nationwide. And they might be right. Do not underestimate this guy. He fucked up almost everything Covid related, and let Minneapolis burn, and still managed to get re-elected here. Part of that is on the circular firing squad that is the MN GOP, but much of it is Walz faux everyman bullshit that sells all too well.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at August 06, 2024 02:11 PM (5C4od)

90 So enlisteds in the National Guard are allowed to just resign whenever? There's no contractual obligation to serve a certain amount of time like in the rest of the military?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 02:11 PM (v6JzV)

91 Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze
"I wanted to smell people's small businesses burning to the ground." is going to be a fun one.
Quote
Philip Melanchthon Wegmann
@PhilipWegmann·44m
This clip of Minnesota First Lady Gwen Walz is making the rounds.
Her reflection on the 2020 riots:

“I could smell the burning tires…I kept the windows open as long as I could because I felt like that was such a touchstone of what was happening."
Video: x.com/i/status/1820847003271639392
10:49 AM · Aug 6, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 06, 2024 02:11 PM (9aVck)

92 ">I just think that broad needs to take a f*cking shower already.

She took a shower.

But, her pussy still stinks.
Posted by: garrett "


The stuff is supposed to better than two showers. That's some powerful disinfectant.

Posted by: Propaganda Penguin at August 06, 2024 02:12 PM (vFG9F)

93 *Jeebus, "spy" got auto&cucumbered to "sot?"

Chinese AI?

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 02:12 PM (0bidA)

94 75
Well, I have no fucking idea how it helps down ticket. But Imma a normie.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Didn't you used to have two d's, er, 3 d's, in your name?

Did Ace take away one of your d's?
-------------
My grade point average is growing. GAINZZ.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 02:12 PM (FmapG)

95 They thought Biden would be catastrophic for the party down-ticket, which he would have been. Fortunately for us, they picked just about the only ticket which is worse.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:09 PM (xCA6C)


the last 8 years have shown that those who are moving the pieces have no plan B, they just act, and if it doesn't go as planned, they just smile awkwardly and pretend that it did

Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2024 02:12 PM (D7oie)

96 Whereas Republicans face meat-grinder of media every day, so, again, in theory, they should be better at dealing with the slings and arrows of outrageous outrageousness.
Posted by: Lance McCormick
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Many GOP officeholders and their staff are more like moderate Democrats in disguise than of the Right.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 02:12 PM (qdbNv)

97
The Last Walz

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2024 02:12 PM (xG4kz)

98 86 There's a theory that Democrat candidates are pretty bad nationally because they get fluffed by the media and never *have* to learn the skills and discipline that come with actual pressure.

Whereas Republicans face meat-grinder of media every day, so, again, in theory, they should be better at dealing with the slings and arrows of outrageous outrageousness.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 06, 2024 02:11 PM (1Idb6)

========

People don't rise in political machines because they're good at electoral politics.

They rise in political machines because they know how to make those already in power within those machines happy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

99 92 ">I just think that broad needs to take a f*cking shower already.

She took a shower.

But, her pussy still stinks.
Posted by: garrett "
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She needs to get tested. Stinky pussy requires drugs.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 06, 2024 02:13 PM (FmapG)

100 Willowed:

We used to end up dominating every thread! Those were the days!
Posted by: Big Penguin at August 06, 2024 01:58 PM


Don't be taken in by this psy-op.[/b[ Big Penguin is working constantly behind the scenes both here and in the world to spread acceptance and gain embracement of their polymorphic perversity and mephitic bouquet.

Like evil and rust, Big Penguin never sleeps!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2024 02:13 PM (fQQI9)

101 Walz is a REMF in the rear with the gear.

Walz looks like the kind of guy who would bitch about a paper cut for a week.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:13 PM (xCA6C)

102 Why did the handlers pick Walz

Harris/Walz
it's like they WANT to lose
I dont get it

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 02:13 PM (/7KEl)

103 The stuff is supposed to better than two showers. That's some powerful disinfectant.
Posted by: Propaganda Penguin at August 06, 2024 02:12 PM (vFG9F)

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It ain't helping with her hair, which looks so greasy my phone slipped out of my hand.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 02:13 PM (DRSnL)

104 Ding-dong / Deserter 2024

Posted by: wth at August 06, 2024 02:13 PM (v0R5T)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 06, 2024 02:13 PM (fQQI9)

106 Walz is a REMF in the rear with the gear.
___

Anna, that's insulting to the REMFs.

At least some of them wanted to deploy.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 02:13 PM (DPVkC)

107
Looks like the harmless neighbor down the street, which is entirely how he won here in 2022

__________

"He seemed like a quiet man who kept to himself."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 02:13 PM (Bh3RI)

108 >>She needs to get tested. Stinky pussy requires drugs.


She could try Pine-Sol?

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 02:13 PM (X1WfU)

109 She took a shower.

But, her pussy still stinks.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 02:10 PM (X1WfU

Damn.

Five more syllables and you could have had a haiku.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 02:14 PM (lmY9R)

110 Which is a weird assumption considering they're trying to do it with the most unpopular VP in a while who 4 years prior, despite massive establishment backing, couldn't last until the Iowa caucuses.

The actual Democrat base, the one that turns out in primaries, voted for 2 old white guys until one of them won. The activists were fully behind every minority who popped up.

The base and the activists (backed by donor dollars) aren't exactly the same group of people.


Sure, but that assumes these people are making good decisions for their desired outcome. Sometimes people just guess wrong.

IMO it's not a lot more complex than they gotta choose someone, and sure why not this guy? Especially after the Shapiro trial balloon/headfake/whatever.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 06, 2024 02:14 PM (1Idb6)

111 Ways for the enlisted to leave service without the Big Chicken Dinner?

No Stop Loss.
Has completed their initial service.
And does not owe any time for service schools.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 06, 2024 02:14 PM (AylSc)

112 Governor Larry Hogan
@GovLarryHogan

I want to extend my congratulations to Governor Walz on being selected as the Democratic vice presidential nominee. We had the chance to work together as fellow governors, and while we come from different parties, I have always appreciated his dedication to public service. I believe we need more governors at the national level because governors have to actually get stuff done. I wish Tim and his family well in the campaign ahead.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2024 02:14 PM (NpAcC)

113 88 Maybe a 290 or so win for Trump this election??
Posted by: tubal
======
Too early to tell. Lots of events coming up--the presidential immunity case in DC trial court--mid August, the impending PDJT sentencing in NY mid September, the Dem convention, the economy worsening, war in the Middle East, etc.

We are simply going to have to work through those events until November.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 02:15 PM (qdbNv)

114 Some people may really not understand the significance. When you are winding up for deployment unit cohesion and building espirit de corps is of paramount importance. If you see unit leadership do crap like this it makes that effort tougher. This is a person who wants to be elected to a leadership position. Unreal and dq’ing.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 06, 2024 02:15 PM (d1nBw)

115 Walz belittles National Guard during infighting with Mayor Jacob Frey

“To call the sons and daughters who put themselves on the line that night ’19-year-old cooks’ is nothing short of a slap in the face and a way to deflect political blame.”

https://tinyurl.com/ye2xan29

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 02:15 PM (DPVkC)

116 Big Penguin is a myth. There are no "organized" Penguins. The entire idea is ridiculous.

Posted by: Propaganda Penguin at August 06, 2024 02:15 PM (vFG9F)

117 Walz looks like the kind of guy who would bitch about a paper cut for a week.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:13 PM (xCA6C)
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Don't get me started. I've heard guys complain about an owie I wouldn't even notice.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 02:15 PM (tT6L1)

118
as Grump would say...

Apropos of nothing, I am re-watching Dexter for the first time since 2013.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 02:15 PM (wlOeW)

119 The Walz are closing in.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 02:15 PM (X1WfU)

120 Like evil and rust, Big Penguin never sleeps!

The hell I don't.

Posted by: Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot at August 06, 2024 02:15 PM (1Idb6)

121 She took a shower.

But, her pussy still stinks.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 02:10 PM (X1WfU

Damn.

Five more syllables and you could have had a haiku.
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 02:14 PM (lmY9R)
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She took a shower.
But, her pussy still stinks.
Minnesota burned

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:15 PM (krQz2)

122 110 Sure, but that assumes these people are making good decisions for their desired outcome. Sometimes people just guess wrong.

IMO it's not a lot more complex than they gotta choose someone, and sure why not this guy? Especially after the Shapiro trial balloon/headfake/whatever.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 06, 2024 02:14 PM (1Idb6)

=======

I don't have it out of the realm of possibility that Obama actually doesn't understand what the American people want. He was a marketing creation who popped at the exact right time and rode a wave outside of his making to the presidency. His political chops have been shown to be nonsense ever since.

I'm just saying that it's a...curious assumption.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 02:15 PM (GBKbO)

123 91

“I could smell the burning tires…I kept the windows open as long as I could because I felt like that was such a touchstone of what was happening."
Video: x.com/i/status/1820847003271639392
10:49 AM · Aug 6, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe

If you asked someone to draw a Midwest woman, it would be this person. Wow.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 02:15 PM (pZEOD)

124 Harris/Walz
it's like they WANT to lose
I dont get it
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 02:13 PM (/7KEl)
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Their plan Z is to collapse what's left of the system and blame all the problems in the world on Trump after he wins.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 06, 2024 02:16 PM (7fElN)

125 I want to extend my congratulations to Governor Walz on being selected as the Democratic vice presidential nominee. We had the chance to work together as fellow governors, and while we come from different parties, I have always appreciated his dedication to public service. I believe we need more governors at the national level because governors have to actually get stuff done. I wish Tim and his family well in the campaign ahead.
Posted by: redridinghood

Would be nice to see Hogan embarrassed in his Senate run. The GOP is better off without such worthless and faithless politicians. Walz would gladly stab Hogan to death in an elevator then calmly deny he did it to the waiting press.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 02:16 PM (qdbNv)

126 Big Penguin is just an idea.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 02:16 PM (v6JzV)

127 >>She took a shower.
But, her pussy still stinks.
Minnesota burned


lulz

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 02:16 PM (X1WfU)

128 Walz looks like a squinty eyed, fat, creepy pedophile.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 06, 2024 02:16 PM (EYnHd)

129 Governor Larry Hogan
@GovLarryHogan

I want to extend my congratulations to Governor Walz on being selected as the Democratic vice presidential nominee. We had the chance to work together as fellow governors, and while we come from different parties, I have always appreciated his dedication to public service.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2024 02:14 PM (NpAcC)
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Hoo-GAN!

Posted by: Col. Klink at August 06, 2024 02:17 PM (krQz2)

130 Is it me or does Gwen Walz look like a young pre bollard Hillary?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 02:17 PM (tT6L1)

131 Wow. Talk about taking the air out of the room....

Way to go, Mrs. Emhoff! 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at August 06, 2024 02:17 PM (SRRAx)

132 I wonder how Walz would react to a bullet cutting a groove across his ear? Would he jump up with clinched fist held high, or shit himself and cry for mama?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 06, 2024 02:17 PM (pohLc)

133 the last 8 years have shown that those who are moving the pieces have no plan B, they just act, and if it doesn't go as planned, they just smile awkwardly and pretend that it did

That's my guess-- they've burned through Plans B thru God knows what and are just kinda winging it.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 06, 2024 02:17 PM (1Idb6)

134 Some people may really not understand the significance. When you are winding up for deployment unit cohesion and building espirit de corps is of paramount importance. If you see unit leadership do crap like this it makes that effort tougher. This is a person who wants to be elected to a leadership position. Unreal and dq’ing.
Posted by: Marcus T
___

THIS^^^

When your senior NCO or officers do crap like this, it sucks for the entire unit.

I had a company commander who bugged out mid-tour in 2003 for a "medical emergency", then posted pics of himself going to six-flags back in Texas.

So yeah, I'm a bit touchy about this.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 02:17 PM (DPVkC)

135 Five more syllables and you could have had a haiku.

No, the 2nd line has only 6 syllables as written. It needs 7.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:17 PM (xCA6C)

136 Good afternoon all!

I agree with something a commenter wrote on the earlier thread: Everything that is happening with the Democrat party right now is all because PDT survived.

Posted by: jmel at August 06, 2024 02:17 PM (RWHIh)

137 All in all it's just another bitch in the walz

Posted by: P f'n F. at August 06, 2024 02:17 PM (og5mY)

138 113 88 Maybe a 290 or so win for Trump this election??
Posted by: tubal
======
Too early to tell. Lots of events coming up--the presidential immunity case in DC trial court--mid August, the impending PDJT sentencing in NY mid September, the Dem convention, the economy worsening, war in the Middle East, etc.

We are simply going to have to work through those events until November.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 02:15 PM (qdbNv)


Ah, true enough… just a little cautious optimism surfacing after this incomprehensible pick today… seems senseless and self-defeating on their part…

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 02:17 PM (PCK5/)

139 don't buy in to the penguin hype

they are just smelly flightless birds

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 02:17 PM (/7KEl)

140 103 The stuff is supposed to better than two showers. That's some powerful disinfectant.
Posted by: Propaganda Penguin at August 06, 2024 02:12 PM (vFG9F)

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It ain't helping with her hair, which looks so greasy my phone slipped out of my hand.
Posted by: Jordan61
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Bleach is not great at cleaning up grease.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 02:17 PM (qdbNv)

141 Willowed:

I'm laughing at the Tampon Tim meme even though I have no idea where it came from.

Dan Bongino asked CatTurd to push #TamponTim on X. Within 20 minutes it was the number one trend.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 06, 2024 02:18 PM (Da7Vv)

142 Blumenthal isn’t who I was thinking of. It was an Ohio rep I think. Who was the congressman that Hodgkinson was connected to?

Of course google won’t show it with brief description.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 02:18 PM (B1dzx)

143 =

I don't have it out of the realm of possibility that Obama actually doesn't understand what the American people want. He was a marketing creation who popped at the exact right time and rode a wave outside of his making to the presidency. His political chops have been shown to be nonsense ever since.

I'm just saying that it's a...curious assumption.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 02:15 PM (GBKbO)

———-

100% This.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 06, 2024 02:18 PM (EYnHd)

144 112 Governor Larry Hogan
@GovLarryHogan

I want to extend my congratulations to Governor Walz on being selected as the Democratic vice presidential nominee. We had the chance to work together as fellow governors, and while we come from different parties, I have always appreciated his dedication to public service. I believe we need more governors at the national level because governors have to actually get stuff done. I wish Tim and his family well in the campaign ahead.
Posted by: redridinghood at August

Holy moly. I just….holy moly.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 02:18 PM (pZEOD)

145 When danger reared its ugly head,
Tim Walz, he turned his tail and fled!
Brave, brave, brave Tim Walz!

Posted by: Advo at August 06, 2024 02:18 PM (jO4mz)

146 "He seemed like a quiet man who kept to himself."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 02:13 PM (Bh3RI)



Reporter: Do you think he did it?
Neighbor: Oh yeah, transing kids was all he ever talked about.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 06, 2024 02:18 PM (pH/7g)

147 Minnesota First Lady says she left the windows open during the 2020 BLM riots to smell the burning tires and soak in the moment

Her daughter was also caught leaking National Guard plans to rioters so they could avoid arrest

She loves the smell of death and destruction.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 06, 2024 02:18 PM (gbOdA)

148 14 So Walz was with Beau during the D-Day invasion and the hunt for bin Laden in Tora Bora? How did Walz survive while Beau was killed beside him so many times over the centuries?
Posted by: Gref at August 06, 2024 02:01 PM (Dzvaz)
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Super easy. Barely an inconvenience. When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.

Posted by: Eeyore, the weird donkey at August 06, 2024 02:18 PM (1bNHn)

149 Babylon bee nailed it again

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 06, 2024 02:18 PM (EGSGm)

150 Not getting Waltz, but Pa is already in the bag for the Marxists

Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2024 02:18 PM (AGaAY)

151 My Mother In Law's surgery went well. They repaired her shattered femur by installing a rod and ball. It's most likely going to be a very long recovery.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 06, 2024 02:19 PM (Odg76)

152 O T -A German gymnast died last week at the age of 16 -cardiac arrest was reported. Her name was Mia Sophie Lietke.

Why would a 16 year old in great shape suddenly die?

Posted by: Glenn John at August 06, 2024 02:19 PM (nvKZ7)

153 It's a good thing he doesn't have a fat, wrinkly head.

Posted by: Tom Perry at August 06, 2024 02:19 PM (MX0bI)

154

I see why te Dems hit out with that weird attack...

It's because they picked a weird little weirdo who has s bizarre wife and the guy's one of those fucked in the head commies.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 06, 2024 02:19 PM (et1vG)

155 Blumenthal isn’t who I was thinking of. It was an Ohio rep I think. Who was the congressman that Hodgkinson was connected to?

Of course google won’t show it with brief description.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 02:18 PM (B1dzx)
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Schumer, I believe.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 02:19 PM (tT6L1)

156 >>Minnesota First Lady says she left the windows open during the 2020 BLM riots to smell the burning tires and soak in the moment


It helps with the Winnie Mandela Roleplaying.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 02:19 PM (X1WfU)

157 Ah, true enough… just a little cautious optimism surfacing after this incomprehensible pick today… seems senseless and self-defeating on their part…
Posted by: tubal
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Enjoy the little things in politics like the general public getting to know yet another sniveling cowardly ruling class ass hiding behind his fake credentials.

As I have a cold heart, that is enough for me for today.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 02:19 PM (qdbNv)

158 Why are we calling him "Tampon Tim?"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 02:19 PM (v6JzV)

159 Single-handed, Dr. Klingman has virtually wiped out thigh-fold odor in this country. She is a Sabin/Salk/Pasteur/Curie level genius rolled up into one voluptuous package. All y'all are just jealous.

Posted by: She Saved My Bacon at August 06, 2024 02:19 PM (CV8a5)

160
Wow. Talk about taking the air out of the room....

___________

Democratic consultants throw their papers to the floor on hearing the news, "Shit!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 02:19 PM (Bh3RI)

161 Bleach is not great at cleaning up grease.

Yeah, but it's aces for chemical warfare agents.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:19 PM (xCA6C)

162 You think you hate him now, wait till you get to know him!

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2024 02:19 PM (+oR7L)

163 There were a lot here who thought the Kamala pick in 2020 was a white flag.

It's not. And this isn't either.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 02:19 PM (lmY9R)

164 Why are we calling him "Tampon Tim?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at

He put tampons in boy's bathrooms

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 02:20 PM (CIS44)

165 Tampon Tim gives the campaign that fresh feeling!

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:20 PM (krQz2)

166 Their plan Z is to collapse what's left of the system and blame all the problems in the world on Trump after he wins.

Given inflation, Social Security, the deficit, Iran, China, and everything else, that's not a *horrible* idea, except--

Trump 2.0 will probably get 1-3 Supreme Court picks, plus things may actually get better.

I guess it's a case of doing the best with what you have. Mitigate your losses if at all possible.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 06, 2024 02:20 PM (1Idb6)

167 Where are all the Walz Trolls? Did they get bored of him already?

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 02:20 PM (lmY9R)

168 >want to extend my congratulations to Governor Walz on being selected as the Democratic vice presidential nominee.
----

contemplate that sentence
'selected' as the nominee
not elected, not nominated

selected

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 02:20 PM (/7KEl)

169 Martha.

Posted by: She Saved My Bacon at August 06, 2024 02:20 PM (CV8a5)

170 Holy moly. I just….holy moly.
Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 02:18 PM (pZEOD)

Don’t believe him. They are in the same party. One is just under cover.

Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 02:20 PM (B1dzx)

171 My Mother In Law's surgery went well. They repaired her shattered femur by installing a rod and ball. It's most likely going to be a very long recovery.
Posted by: bonhomme

Good to hear, bonhomme. Soon the fun of physical therapy begins.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 02:20 PM (v6JzV)

172 Let's see:
Kamabla takes the "Trump is immoral" smear off the table.
And Pulz takes the "suckers and losers" smear off the table.

All they have is "Trump is racist"
Except Trump nuked that with, "is she even black?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 06, 2024 02:20 PM (l3206)

173 Someone said this is a Pelosi pick. She isn’t that dumb. I wonder if this is the first case of Kamala not being a great puppet and making her own decision. It seems like one in line with her incredibly honed sense of strategy.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 02:20 PM (pZEOD)

174 The story was largely ignored and Minnesota's largest newspaper, the Star Tribune, checked it out but decided not to publish, according to Behrends.
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"Ignored"

"Decided not to publish"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2024 02:21 PM (JvZF+)

175 Why did the handlers pick Walz

Harris/Walz
it's like they WANT to lose
I dont get it
Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 02:13 PM (/7KEl)
********
They are going for the college age kids. They already have the reliable Democrats.
This pick helps to avoid campus protests in the fall and during the convention.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2024 02:21 PM (NpAcC)

176
Tampon Tim can now go jogging, wear white pants, and go horseback riding with the confidence of no leakage.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 06, 2024 02:21 PM (+oR7L)

177 40 I guess Mark Kelly did the China pitchman thing *after* coming back from space, but the way I wrote it is juicier and technically accurate-- astronauts don't stop being astronauts after they land, right? I mean, he still is one, yes?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 06, 2024 02:05 PM (1Idb6)


NASA officially calls him and all other astronauts who are no longer with NASA, Former Astronauts.

https://tinyurl.com/2r3d8nts

Posted by: Gref at August 06, 2024 02:21 PM (Dzvaz)

178 Walz looks like the kind of guy who would bitch about a paper cut for a week.
Posted by: Archimedes

Probably put himself in for a Purple Heart. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
-- Genghis Kahn Kerry - Super Hero

Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2024 02:21 PM (WXNFJ)

179 > Why did the handlers pick Walz
--------
I suspect her staff had something to do with that. There's speculation that shortly after *biden stepped down her staff was augmented with hardcore leftists while some of the more *biden friendly ones were given the boot.

Harris has something of a poor track record with her staff. I personally think it was because they were picked for her, not by her. Many were *biden loyalists there to keep her in check.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2024 02:21 PM (Q4IgG)

180
Who was the Dem who said he flew missions in Vietnam when he really only flew cargo to the Philippines?

Posted by: polynikes
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Think that was DaNang Dick Blumenthal--current senior senator for CT.


Flew missions for Toys For Tots, he did. Earned a very rare backwards "R" device for his campaign ribbon, too!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2024 02:21 PM (xG4kz)

181 >>Minnesota First Lady says she left the windows open during the 2020 BLM riots to smell the burning tires and soak in the moment
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These people are such wannabe tinpot dictators.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 02:21 PM (lmY9R)

182
I don't have it out of the realm of possibility that Obama actually doesn't understand what the American people want.

_________

America is a foreign country to Obama.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 02:21 PM (Bh3RI)

183 I think this could be a 48 state electoral sweep.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 06, 2024 02:06 PM (MeG8a)


1. Wouldn't it have to be all 50 states plus DC to be a sweep?

2. Let not start sucking each other's....

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2024 02:21 PM (RhGG0)

184 Walz is craven

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 06, 2024 02:21 PM (EGSGm)

185 My Mother In Law's surgery went well. They repaired her shattered femur by installing a rod and ball. It's most likely going to be a very long recovery.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 06, 2024 02:19 PM (Odg76)

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I missed this, but glad it went well. Prayers to her and you and your family for strength in the coming months.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 02:21 PM (DRSnL)

186 142 Blumenthal isn’t who I was thinking of. It was an Ohio rep I think. Who was the congressman that Hodgkinson was connected to?

Of course google won’t show it with brief description.
Posted by: polynikes at August 06, 2024 02:18 PM (B1dzx)


Hodgkinson sent emails to Dick Durbin, who refused to cooperate with the subsequent investigation.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 06, 2024 02:22 PM (PiwSw)

187
The Snore and the Whore, 2024.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:22 PM (krQz2)

188 This is a carbon copy of the 2020 play.

An extreme far left hateful imbecile from a deep blue state.

Eye on the ball.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 02:22 PM (lmY9R)

189 Why are we calling him "Tampon Tim?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at

He put tampons in boy's bathrooms
Posted by: BruceWayne


Ah, yes.

I bet King Charles called him to find out who the contractor was.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 02:22 PM (v6JzV)

190 167 Where are all the Walz Trolls? Did they get bored of him already?

Maybe Tim Kaine ate them all.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 06, 2024 02:22 PM (1Idb6)

191 Maybe a 290 or so win for Trump this election??

The Democrats have brought in 30 million extra voters from overseas to make up for all the Americans who want no part of them. Any talk of a Trump win is premature until we can figure out how to stop those illegal votes.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 06, 2024 02:22 PM (Da7Vv)

192 Will the weird nazi bring out the donors ? I really doubt it

Posted by: LASue at August 06, 2024 02:22 PM (Lovir)

193 I'm going to reserve judgement about all this until I find out what Rob Reiner thinks...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 06, 2024 02:23 PM (PiwSw)

194 I agree with something a commenter wrote on the earlier thread: Everything that is happening with the Democrat party right now is all because PDT survived.


it still takes my breath away

it is true

may God protect PDJT

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 06, 2024 02:23 PM (s3qiR)

195 Trump could win all 50 states and we won't let him into the WH.

Posted by: Rep. Raskin at August 06, 2024 02:23 PM (/U5Yz)

196 183 I think this could be a 48 state electoral sweep.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 06, 2024 02:06 PM (MeG8a)

1. Wouldn't it have to be all 50 states plus DC to be a sweep?


Harumph!

Posted by: The Bleeps and the Creeps at August 06, 2024 02:23 PM (1Idb6)

197
That's good news, bonhomme.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 02:23 PM (wlOeW)

198
It's Walzomania!!!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 02:23 PM (Bh3RI)

199 No, the 2nd line has only 6 syllables as written. It needs 7.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:17 PM (xCA6C

You sure bro? 😂

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 02:24 PM (lmY9R)

200 You snooze, you loose. As Walz can well attest.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:24 PM (krQz2)

201 Philip Melanchthon Wegmann
@PhilipWegmann
This clip of Minnesota First Lady Gwen Walz is making the rounds.

Her reflection on the 2020 riots:

“I could smell the burning tires…I kept the windows open as long as I could because I felt like that was such a touchstone of what was happening."

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 06, 2024 02:24 PM (TGPs7)

202
I wonder how Walz would react to a bullet cutting a groove across his ear? Would he jump up with clinched fist held high, or shit himself and cry for mama?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 06, 2024 02:17 PM (pohLc)



He'd pull a Greg Stillson and grab the nearest baby to hold up as a meat shield.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 06, 2024 02:24 PM (y9nCu)

203 Mark Kelly
Mr Grabby Giffords.
Make Grabby happy!
Grab all guns!
Why don't you want to make Grabby happy?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 06, 2024 02:24 PM (1mOP2)

204 The Democrats have brought in 30 million extra voters from overseas to make up for all the Americans who want no part of them. Any talk of a Trump win is premature until we can figure out how to stop those illegal votes.


Recent developments in the UK might persuade them that this is a poor strategy.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:24 PM (xCA6C)

205 BTW. A bunch of guys from the Minnesota NG died during what was meant to be CSM Cowards deployment. I don’t have time to cross reference his unit. But they are on the Iraq Wall

Posted by: Marcus T at August 06, 2024 02:24 PM (d1nBw)

206
Why are we calling him "Tampon Tim?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


This country has tampon envy ever since Chuckles the Clown became the raining* monarch in Lesser Britain?

* He's a sitz tinkler -- pass it on.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2024 02:25 PM (xG4kz)

207 Tampon Tim? Catchy. It may work? Wonder if Trump has the balls to use it?

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 06, 2024 02:25 PM (K861k)

208 Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:15 PM (krQz2)

Nevermind my brain isn't working today at all. 🤪

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 02:25 PM (lmY9R)

209 Add Waltz' 17% favorability to Kamala's 27% favorability and you get 44% - so a clear mandate!

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 06, 2024 02:26 PM (Da7Vv)

210 170 Don’t believe him. They are in the same party. One is just under cover.
Posted by: polynikes at August

I work my tail off every day. I eat right. I did a complete 180 a few years ago because being healthy seemed like a good way to go through life, and unhealthy meant sore joints and short breath. And here we have Larry Hogan, Chris Christie, Tim Walz, all chugging along. I truly do not judge those who are not perfect, I am not perfect by far. But when you are completely just ignoring things, you would think it would catch up with them. Or maybe you hope, and then I feel guilty.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 02:26 PM (pZEOD)

211 Michael Lucci
@Michael7ucci
Kamala Harris tapping Tim Walz for VP is a case study in how the Chinese Communist Party's sub-national influence strategies can translate into an advocate in the White House.
China cultivated Walz as a teacher and a state legislator. He lived in China and visited ~30 times.
Video: x.com/i/status/1820879722643124681
10:48 AM · Aug 6, 2024
·23m
The CCP cultivating Tim Walz is textbook "sub-national influence"
1) Establish a relationship through friendly exchange during early career
2) Soften Walz's views of China with years of propaganda visits
3) Maintain a relationship as his career progresses
4) Get Walz to parrot
5) Play the long game and capitalize on the relationship at an opportune time.
We must end all Chinese influence operations at the state and local level. China can no longer be allowed to "use the local to surround the central."
·23m
As @michaelsobolik rightly highlights, here's Tim Walz being surprised that the CCP treated him so well.
One way or another, the CCP will look to collect on those favors.
Quote
Michael Sobolik
@michaelsobolik·1h
Notable: the Chinese government funded @Tim_Walz’s student exchange trips to China in the 90s.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 06, 2024 02:26 PM (9aVck)

212 207 Tampon Tim? Catchy. It may work? Wonder if Trump has the balls to use it?


you must be joking?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 06, 2024 02:26 PM (s3qiR)

213 203 Mark Kelly
Mr Grabby Giffords.
Make Grabby happy!
Grab all guns!
Why don't you want to make Grabby happy?

What a snappy little mammy
Gonna keep a pappy happy
And accompany me, huh
To the ends of the earth
Ah, yeah
That's why I said

Posted by: P f'n F. at August 06, 2024 02:26 PM (og5mY)

214 No, the 2nd line has only 6 syllables as written. It needs 7.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:17 PM (xCA6C

You sure bro?


Pretty sure, yeah.

haiku, unrhymed poetic form consisting of 17 syllables arranged in three lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:26 PM (xCA6C)

215 Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:15 PM (krQz2)

Nevermind my brain isn't working today at all. 🤪
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 02:25 PM (lmY9R)

Holy fuck I need sleep. That was to Archimedes. I was trying to say "nice one" to you.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 02:27 PM (lmY9R)

216 I don't have it out of the realm of possibility that Obama actually doesn't understand what the American people want. He was a marketing creation who popped at the exact right time and rode a wave outside of his making to the presidency. His political chops have been shown to be nonsense ever since.

I'm just saying that it's a...curious assumption.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024


***
He doesn't think like an American. Nobody who knew how Americans feel about their dogs and other animals would have written, or allowed to be written, about himself that he ate dog as a boy. If you say he didn't know what was in the book, okay (though he should have), but he read the thing on tape. The moment he hit the part about eating the dog in Indonesia he should have insisted on cutting that out.

He didn't. He has no idea how Americans think and feel. He isn't one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2024 02:27 PM (J2vNu)

217 Have you all yet met Mrs. Walz?

https://tinyurl.com/44zx9red

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 02:27 PM (gq5yh)

218 But they are on the Iraq Wall
Posted by: Marcus T


Where is that?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 02:27 PM (v6JzV)

219 TW. A bunch of guys from the Minnesota NG died during what was meant to be CSM Cowards deployment. I don’t have time to cross reference his unit. But they are on the Iraq Wall
Posted by: Marcus T
___

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 02:27 PM (DPVkC)

220 Wake up AMERICA, the left want the USA to go the way of Venezuela. To quote Nancy Reagan: "just say NO!"

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 06, 2024 02:28 PM (JNTt1)

221 Why are we calling him "Tampon Tim?"

Because he wants tampons in boy's restrooms in schools (Really).

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 06, 2024 02:28 PM (Da7Vv)

222 He doesn't think like an American. Nobody who knew how Americans feel about their dogs and other animals would have written, or allowed to be written, about himself that he ate dog as a boy. If you say he didn't know what was in the book, okay (though he should have), but he read the thing on tape. The moment he hit the part about eating the dog in Indonesia he should have insisted on cutting that out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


What's wrong with that?
-- Kristi Noem

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 02:28 PM (v6JzV)

223 Bless Jamie Raskin's heart.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 06, 2024 02:28 PM (PiwSw)

224 When the Walz
Come tumbling down
When the Walz
Come tumbing, tumbling

Posted by: Jouhn Kougar KoncentrationKamp at August 06, 2024 02:28 PM (w9Wax)

225 “I could smell the burning tires…I kept the windows open as long as I could because I felt like that was such a touchstone of what was happening."

Mrs.Walz sounds like she has some sort of mental illness,. thatis such a weird statement

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 06, 2024 02:29 PM (dTTBf)

226
Do not forget: NOBODY in the D party voted for camelface whoreus to be the nom. She was selected very un-democratically.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 02:29 PM (wlOeW)

227 "It kind of just sat there, you know, when he was a congressman. He bragged that he was a retired command sergeant major and the highest-ranking person ever in the House," Behrends recalled.

--

"Highest-ranking person ever in the House"? Was Behrends overstating what Walz was bragging, or did Walz actually say that? If so, how could anybody buy it? There are at least two retired GENERALS that I know of serving in the House right now, and we've been in a few wars over the past 248 years, IIRC.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 06, 2024 02:29 PM (wzAuc)

228 You know what this whole Dem team show is like?

The Producers...

It's almost like they are going to be shocked as the media pumps them up and they get temporary popularity for the two purposefully most heinous people to ever be selected to run for national public office.

Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2024 02:29 PM (K+UlC)

229 Stolen valor didn't seem to hurt that scaly lizard from Connecticut.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 06, 2024 02:29 PM (tf4XU)

230 191 The Democrats have brought in 30 million extra voters from overseas to make up for all the Americans who want no part of them. Any talk of a Trump win is premature until we can figure out how to stop those illegal votes.

Posted by: An Observation sez China

And suddenly they found their inner border hawk with Venezuela. Why? Because the good Venezuelans are not going to vote D. They are Cubans redux. Their gangs are absolutely frightening as all get out, but the non criminals are just the type of (legal) immigrants we would want.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 02:29 PM (pZEOD)

231 Visited China 30 times?? Please tell me he speaks Mandarin.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2024 02:30 PM (JvZF+)

232 Mrs.Walz sounds like she has some sort of mental illness,. thatis such a weird statement
___

Sounds like something a demon would say.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 02:30 PM (DPVkC)

233 Through the Lens of the Left always playing the “ Lng March Game”… how does what is happening play out??

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 02:30 PM (PCK5/)

234 ooh JD Vance is coming here today!

well to Philly

neat!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 06, 2024 02:30 PM (s3qiR)

235 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
🚨BREAKING: Judge in Trump’s NY case delays date for ruling on presidential immunity until two days before scheduled sentencing

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2024 02:30 PM (NpAcC)

236 227 "Highest-ranking person ever in the House"? Was Behrends overstating what Walz was bragging, or did Walz actually say that? If so, how could anybody buy it? There are at least two retired GENERALS that I know of serving in the House right now, and we've been in a few wars over the past 248 years, IIRC.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 06

I believe he meant NCOs.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 02:30 PM (pZEOD)

237 Hashtag #TamponTim is trending on X.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 02:30 PM (gq5yh)

238 One of the worst VP picks ever

I'll admit it right now, Shapiro terrified me.

It would have been a move to the middle and probably delivered PA. I know people say "it doesnt matter" but it does in a close race.

Walz is comically terrible and Kamala didnt need help winning over Leftists in the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Blago at August 06, 2024 02:31 PM (wMRY8)

239 How many black suit midgets are they sending with Vance?

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 02:31 PM (lmY9R)

240 Mrs.Walz sounds like she has some sort of mental illness,. thatis such a weird statement

I think that's just the Midwest accent. She sounds like Francis McDormand in Fargo.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:31 PM (xCA6C)

241 He doesn't think like an American. Nobody who knew how Americans feel about their dogs and other animals would have written, or allowed to be written, about himself that he ate dog as a boy. If you say he didn't know what was in the book, okay (though he should have), but he read the thing on tape. The moment he hit the part about eating the dog in Indonesia he should have insisted on cutting that out.

He didn't. He has no idea how Americans think and feel. He isn't one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2024 02:27 PM (J2vNu)

Since he was raised by Grandpa Dunham, a card-carrying marxist, and his dad Unkel Frank Marshall Davis, another card-carrying marxist. Yep, not an American.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 06, 2024 02:31 PM (K861k)

242 This has got to be the most revolting ticket -- and I mean that in every sense of the word -- in American history.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 06, 2024 02:31 PM (tf4XU)

243 Trivia question: Who was the only US President who served in the military as an enlisted man?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 02:31 PM (v6JzV)

244
I understand the Democrat base are sheep and they'll drink whatever kool-aid is served, but can you imagine OUR reaction if the rotten Republicans just "decided" Trump shouldn't be on the ticket and just replaced him with some Rino cunt/cuck?

I don't think we'd be taking it too well.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 02:32 PM (wlOeW)

245 Hashtag #TamponTim is trending on X.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 02:30 PM (gq5yh)
---
So is "Make America Burn Again".

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:32 PM (krQz2)

246 Barnes and Barris think the choice of Walz means internally Harris’s puppeteers are not confident. Choosing Minnesota as your wall of defense… the only state that went for Reagan in the landslide.

Posted by: electronic means at August 06, 2024 02:32 PM (g0Dmp)

247 UK's Director of Public Prosecutions says he's looking into extraditing social media influencers who may have said something that may have energized the rioters.

http://tiny.cc/a74ezz

Not happy with only jailing their own citizens for posting memes, the Brits are extending their claws outside their borders.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 06, 2024 02:32 PM (Odg76)

248 Again, reading these comments, I implore you not to underestimate this asshole. He will show up wearing jeans and a flannel and the old white ladies will think "oh he looks just like my husband/brother/son" and vote for him no matter what crazy shit comes out of his mouth. Many such cases. Check the crosstabs on his 2022 victory. Nanny-state bullshit safety-ism and racial pandering go a long way when the vessel is coded as non-threatening.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at August 06, 2024 02:32 PM (5C4od)

249 Guy Kawasaki:

"Steve Jobs has a saying that A players hire A players. But B players hire C players, and C players hire D players. It doesn't take long to get to F players. This trickle-down effect causes bozo explosions in companies."

And in political parties. Kamala said she felt "more comfortable" with Walz, and I bet this is why.

Posted by: Splunge at August 06, 2024 02:32 PM (hmKaK)

250
Trivia question: Who was the only US President who served in the military as an enlisted man?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Audie Murphy!

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 02:32 PM (wlOeW)

251 Bill has come due.

@michaelsobolik
·
1h
Notable: the Chinese government funded @Tim_Walz’s student exchange trips to China in the 90s.

By Walz’s own admission, it was unusual that the government “paid a large part of the cost.”

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 02:32 PM (LkLld)

252 Mrs. Walz is the Winnie Mandela of Imelda Marcoses.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2024 02:32 PM (JvZF+)

253 155 Blumenthal isn’t who I was thinking of. It was an Ohio rep I think. Who was the congressman that Hodgkinson was connected to?

Of course google won’t show it with brief description.
Posted by: polynikes

Hodgkins was connected to Dirty Dick Durbin, no. 2 in the Senate leadership at the time. Tom Harkin, Senator from Iowa may be who you are talking about.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 02:32 PM (qdbNv)

254 I understand the Democrat base are sheep and they'll drink whatever kool-aid is served, but can you imagine OUR reaction if the rotten Republicans just "decided" Trump shouldn't be on the ticket and just replaced him with some Rino cunt/cuck?

I don't think we'd be taking it too well.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Who is saying they didnt, he just happened to move his head

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 02:33 PM (CIS44)

255 Obama --> Biden
Biden --> Kamala
Kamala --> Vance

? --> Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 06, 2024 02:33 PM (PiwSw)

256 “I could smell the burning tires…I kept the windows open as long as I could because I felt like that was such a touchstone of what was happening."

-
I love the smell of burning tires in the morning. It smells like communism.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 02:34 PM (L/fGl)

257 UK's Director of Public Prosecutions says he's looking into extraditing social media influencers who may have said something that may have energized the rioters.

http://tiny.cc/a74ezz

Not happy with only jailing their own citizens for posting memes, the Brits are extending their claws outside their borders.


Dear Director of Public Prosecutions,
EABOD.
Best,
Archimedes

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:34 PM (xCA6C)

258
Not happy with only jailing their own citizens for posting memes, the Brits are extending their claws outside their borders.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 06, 2024 02:32 PM (Odg76)
-------------

Make any bets the Junta here and in Canada have a list of people they've sent to Britain and Britain will happily comply and issue warrants, which the Junta and Canada will gladly comply with?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 02:34 PM (tT6L1)

259 I meant Walz, d'oh

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 06, 2024 02:34 PM (PiwSw)

260 Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at August 06, 2024 02:32 PM (5C4od)
___

I fully expect them to cheat, and barring a miracle from God Himself, "win".

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 02:34 PM (DPVkC)

261 "He will show up wearing jeans and a flannel and the old white ladies will think "oh he looks just like my husband/brother/son" and vote for him no matter what crazy shit comes out of his mouth."

And they were otherwise going to vote for Trump?

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 06, 2024 02:34 PM (tf4XU)

262 Does anyone know if southern Minnesota's First Battalion-125th Field Artillery had swift boats back in 2005?

Posted by: Dave's not here, man at August 06, 2024 02:34 PM (raPis)

263 Mrs.Walz sounds like she has some sort of mental illness,. thatis such a weird statement
___

Sounds like something a demon would say.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 02:30 PM (DPVkC)
-

These are evil people. Sodomites.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 02:34 PM (gq5yh)

264
The Clamp On and the Tampon

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2024 02:34 PM (xG4kz)

265 254 I understand the Democrat base are sheep and they'll drink whatever kool-aid is served, but can you imagine OUR reaction if the rotten Republicans just "decided" Trump shouldn't be on the ticket and just replaced him with some Rino cunt/cuck?

I don't think we'd be taking it too well.
Posted by: Soothsayer

=======

Not the best comparison. Imagine an alternate reality where Jeb won the whole thing in 2016 and then just decided, after a wan primary in 2020, that he'd step aside and we got...I dunno...DeWine instead.

That'd be a closer analogy, I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 02:34 PM (GBKbO)

266 I understand the Democrat base are sheep and they'll drink whatever kool-aid is served, but can you imagine OUR reaction if the rotten Republicans just "decided" Trump shouldn't be on the ticket and just replaced him with some Rino cunt/cuck?

I don't think we'd be taking it too well.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 06, 2024 02:32 PM (wlOeW)

That's why they ran a months long demoralization campaign on them first.

Remember the reports toward the end that Hunter was advising Biden? We were all like why are they even REPORTING that?

It was all to confuse and depress their sheep who were left imagining that Trump was inevitable if they stuck with Biden.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 02:34 PM (lmY9R)

267 248 Again, reading these comments, I implore you not to underestimate this asshole. He will show up wearing jeans and a flannel and the old white ladies will think "oh he looks just like my husband/brother/son" and vote for him no matter what crazy shit comes out of his mouth. Many such cases. Check the crosstabs on his 2022 victory. Nanny-state bullshit safety-ism and racial pandering go a long way when the vessel is coded as non-threatening.
Posted by: Milquetoast
=======
People don't vote for VP. They vote for the top of the ticket. But, some people do vote AGAINST who the VP is for various reasons.

What flies in Deep Blue states for politics does not fly necessarily in others. Kamala is an example.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 02:34 PM (qdbNv)

268 Leftism is a mental disorder.

Walz and his wife are nuts.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 06, 2024 02:34 PM (EYnHd)

269 Walz and ~

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:35 PM (krQz2)

270 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
🚨BREAKING: Judge in Trump’s NY case delays date for ruling on presidential immunity until two days before scheduled sentencing
Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2024 02:30 PM (NpAcC)

This means he will be sentenced to Jail, immediately. The idea is to take appeal time away. Merchan did this when he realized the SCOTUS wasn't going to step in and stop him from sentencing him to jail.

Your SCOTUS - always at the forefront of civil war - these idiots.

Posted by: Boswell at August 06, 2024 02:35 PM (K+UlC)

271 Trivia question: Who was the only US President who served in the military as an enlisted man?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

James Buchanan, rank of Private.

Posted by: Jouhn Kougar KoncentrationKamp at August 06, 2024 02:35 PM (w9Wax)

272 Who is saying they didnt, he just happened to move his head
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 02:33 PM (CIS44

Shit

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 02:35 PM (lmY9R)

273 235 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
🚨BREAKING: Judge in Trump’s NY case delays date for ruling on presidential immunity until two days before scheduled sentencing
Posted by: redridinghood

Wouldn’t it be awesome if our Supreme Court stopped trying to explain how the law works to journalists who are visibly thinking of a counter argument instead of listening and actually did their part to keep things from devolving into chaos?

Also, can we hire a clerk for ACB whose sole job is to keep her from going to lunch with Kagan?

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 02:35 PM (pZEOD)

274 Notable: the Chinese government funded @Tim_Walz’s student exchange trips to China in the 90s.
___

Wasn't he in the National Guard by this time?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 02:35 PM (DPVkC)

275 crazy that the dems bypassed the primary process, coronated a batshit insane balls sucking cuntwalker, who then picked a deranged batshit insane pasty white communist, and then claim to be saving democracy

And half the country will still vote for this shit

God help us

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 06, 2024 02:36 PM (DBZuM)

276 Who is saying they didnt, he just happened to move his head
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 02:33 PM (CIS44

S***


Perhaps a nap...

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:36 PM (xCA6C)

277 > “I could smell the burning tires…I kept the windows open as long as I could because I felt like that was such a touchstone of what was happening."

'But you know that smell, that burning rubber smell-
the whole city-
smelled like-
victory'

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 02:36 PM (/7KEl)

278 > “I could smell the burning tires…I kept the windows open as long as I could because I felt like that was such a touchstone of what was happening."
--------
Wonder how she'll feel when the burning tires are around her neck.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2024 02:37 PM (Q4IgG)

279
“I could smell the burning tires…I kept the windows open as long as I could because I felt like that was such a touchstone of what was happening."


Winnie Mandela had a line of neckwear that was right up your alley, ma'am.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2024 02:37 PM (xG4kz)

280 I fully expect them to cheat, and barring a miracle from God Himself, "win".

yep, they know what names to print on the "found ballots" and all of the mail in ones now so they've probably already started

Posted by: brak at August 06, 2024 02:37 PM (NGHTx)

281 248 Again, reading these comments, I implore you not to underestimate this asshole. He will show up wearing jeans and a flannel and the old white ladies will think "oh he looks just like my husband/brother/son" and vote for him no matter what crazy shit comes out of his mouth. Many such cases. Check the crosstabs on his 2022 victory. Nanny-state bullshit safety-ism and racial pandering go a long way when the vessel is coded as non-threatening.
Posted by: Milquetoast

This is how I feel about Mayor Pete. He really shouldn’t be underestimated.

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 02:37 PM (pZEOD)

282
I am a Command First Master Senior Chief Super-Technical Sergeant Major of the Army, Air Force, Marines, and Space Force and All The Things of The United States. And the World.

Posted by: Tim Walz at August 06, 2024 02:37 PM (w6EFb)

283 Remember Biden didn't have to win to win.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 02:37 PM (lmY9R)

284 Trivia question: Who was the only US President who served in the military as an enlisted man?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

James Buchanan, rank of Private.
Posted by: Jouhn Kougar KoncentrationKamp

Correct. War of 1812.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 02:37 PM (v6JzV)

285 test

Posted by: Propaganda Penguin at August 06, 2024 02:37 PM (vFG9F)

286 Tim Walz Quit the National Guard and Abandoned His Unit When They Got the Call-Up to Deploy to Iraq in 2005

--

Mr. Black has yahoo for his email. He just opened it to send me something and the main yahoo page has a picture of Walz in his military uniform to go with their excited headline. He's a military man!

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 06, 2024 02:37 PM (mupln)

287 yep, they know what names to print on the "found ballots" and all of the mail in ones now so they've probably already started
Posted by: brak at August 06, 2024 02:37 PM (NGHTx)

They probably knew back in February.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 02:38 PM (lmY9R)

288
And half the country will still vote for this shit

_________

About a third of the country will still vote for this. But more than half the ballots will be for this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 06, 2024 02:38 PM (Bh3RI)

289 12

Posted by: Propaganda Penguin at August 06, 2024 02:38 PM (K7/OQ)

290 zerohedge
@zerohedge
*TRUMP SAYS HE WILL DO AN INTERVIEW W/ ELON MUSK ON MONDAY NIGHT
11:30 AM · Aug 6, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 06, 2024 02:38 PM (9aVck)

291 >>“I could smell the burning tires…I kept the windows open as long as I could because I felt like

using Lume was really getting expensive.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 02:39 PM (X1WfU)

292 Yeah, you're right. Pelosi says Walz is "straight down the middle".
So, a 40 state win.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 06, 2024 02:39 PM (MeG8a)

293 So every Fedgov bureaucrat that had a problem with Trump's leadership got national news coverage...why do I expect the FNM will pass on covering what Walz's NG subordinates thought of him?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2024 02:39 PM (oZhjI)

294 >>Wasn't he in the National Guard by this time?

Don't know but the Chinese government doesn't just fund dozens of trips to China out of the goodness of their communist hearts and I don't think it's a coincidence that Walz is an "equity" spewing commie.

It's past time we started calling people what they are, Walz is a communist.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 02:39 PM (LkLld)

295 Her daughter was also caught leaking National Guard plans to rioters so they could avoid arrest

--------------

Another white trash family -- the treasonous apple doesn't fall far from the treasonous tree ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 02:39 PM (0bidA)

296 Hashtag #TamponTim is trending on X.

See post 141 for why it is trending. See 221 for what it means.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 06, 2024 02:39 PM (Da7Vv)

297 The VP debate should be rather interesting based on military history alone.

Posted by: Orson at August 06, 2024 02:40 PM (dIske)

298 278, 279
Right on cue.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 06, 2024 02:40 PM (Q4IgG)

299 3/4 of yesterday's Dow loss have now been recovered.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:40 PM (xCA6C)

300 Vance has the credentials to call out the old Leftist fart's stolen valor.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 06, 2024 02:40 PM (tf4XU)

301 James Buchanan, rank of Private.

Also the only president to take a shot to the face. Well, before Obama at least.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2024 02:40 PM (oZhjI)

302 It's past time we started calling people what they are, Walz is a communist.
Posted by: JackStraw
___

I don't think that's the insult it once was, especially nowadays with the younger set.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 02:41 PM (DPVkC)

303
Dr. Darth Foedious MD
@FriendlyFoe3
·
Follow
Replying to @dgoldwas and @seanmdav
Her staff’s new internal tongue-in-cheek campaign slogan just dropped: “We are now burdened by another white has-been

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 02:41 PM (pZEOD)

304 Burning tires create about the nastiest smell imaginable. WTF?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 02:41 PM (v6JzV)

305 Another extreme white terrorist caught:

https://tinyurl.com/3s44e8ja

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 02:41 PM (gq5yh)

306 Underestimate?

You guys are talking like there's going to be a reall election.

81 million ballots, jack.

Posted by: The Candidates Are Cyphers at August 06, 2024 02:41 PM (+n72I)

307 Trivia question: Who was the only US President who served in the military as an enlisted man?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 02:31 PM (v6JzV)


Al Haig?

Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2024 02:41 PM (RhGG0)

308 Vote for [Somebody is not Jewish!]

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:41 PM (krQz2)

309 293 So every Fedgov bureaucrat that had a problem with Trump's leadership got national news coverage...why do I expect the FNM will pass on covering what Walz's NG subordinates thought of him?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2024 02:39 PM (oZhjI)

———

We know that you know and you know that we know.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 06, 2024 02:41 PM (EYnHd)

310 Vance has the credentials to call out the old Leftist fart's stolen valor.

I expect Tulsi to absolutely flay him.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:41 PM (xCA6C)

311 I'm really loving this Walz pick!

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 06, 2024 02:41 PM (iFTx/)

312 Despite Minnesotans knowing all this about Walz and him abandoning the debates because he did horribly, this fuck face won Minnesota by 7%

albeit by 200,000 (votes) and only because of Minneapolis and Duluth who are full retard as usual

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 06, 2024 02:42 PM (DBZuM)

313 >>Burning tires create about the nastiest smell imaginable. WTF?


Second Nastiest.

Posted by: Girl from the Lume Commercial at August 06, 2024 02:42 PM (X1WfU)

314 won't be any debates

the Dem plan is to keep their candidates away from the cameras, and let the media do the campaigning

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 02:42 PM (/7KEl)

315 Burning tires create about the nastiest smell imaginable. WTF?

Town near mine decided that Gaia demanded plastic by recycled and unlike the smarter blue shitholes actually built a plastic recycling facility instead of just shipping it to China.

And...it stank. Everyone that could that lived near by sold and moved away...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2024 02:42 PM (oZhjI)

316 Just listened to Vance carve up the Walz pick but did so by pivoting back to Harris and her open borders, anti domestic jobs, anti domestic energy, and pro crime policies.

Every time he speaks he sounds more eloquent and comfortable. I hope he gets the chance to have a VP debate

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 06, 2024 02:42 PM (pZ0Mr)

317 from the previous thread

Kyle Becker
@kylenabecker
Got DUI in 1995 going 96mph in a 55 speed zone

End of story.

Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 02:43 PM (64Zez)

318 >>I don't think that's the insult it once was, especially nowadays with the younger set.

Clearly not for the younger set but there's a reason they try so desperately to not call themselves communists and go with progressives, the vast majority of older voters who unlike younger voters actually vote are not down with communism.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 02:43 PM (LkLld)

319 Leftism is a mental disorder.

Walz and his wife are nuts.
Posted by: Seems Legit
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Don't forget about me!

Posted by: Hope Walz at August 06, 2024 02:43 PM (2bFN5)

320 Got DUI in 1995 going 96mph in a 55 speed zone


Remember when Shrub getting a DUI meant he needed to resign from the race?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2024 02:43 PM (oZhjI)

321 I don't think that's the insult it once was, especially nowadays with the younger set.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at August 06, 2024 02:41 PM (DPVkC)

No, it isn't. Vance should make a speech on "What is Fascism?" We need to define it correctly and place the democrat Left properly within its ambit.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 06, 2024 02:43 PM (tf4XU)

322 And they were otherwise going to vote for Trump?
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 06, 2024 02:34 PM (tf4XU)

In a word, yes. I'm not talking about childless cat ladies, I'm talking boomer / Gen X white women in the suburbs, ex-urbs and rural areas. In other words, purple to red areas. Places that Republicans need to rack up votes in order to offset Little Mogadishu. Republicans have not won a statewide race here since Tim Pawlenty was re-elected 20 years ago. DFL realized early on that the urban progs will vote 90% for whomever they put up, so as long as they can put up somebody that codes as non-threatening and they can get half the suburban vote (targeting women) and 20 to 25% of the rural vote (also targeting women), they can do whatever the fuck they want.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at August 06, 2024 02:43 PM (5C4od)

323 Every time he speaks he sounds more eloquent and comfortable. I hope he gets the chance to have a VP debate

***********

BUT HE'S SO WEIRDDDDDDDD!!!1111eleventy!11

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 06, 2024 02:44 PM (DBZuM)

324 299 3/4 of yesterday's Dow loss have now been recovered.
Posted by: Archimedes
=======
Underlying fundamentals have not changed much. Japan's panic was stemmed from BoJ raising interest rates a week or so ago.

Still think that the market has reached a peak as those very fundamentals are softening and a huge bubble in tech over AI is likely to deflate. Ordinary recessions do a number of business investment and that is likely to hit AI suppliers like Nvidia pretty hard in the profit category. Intel already has problems and Apple is softening due to its appeal in China and other places. China is essentially turning away from Apple and to domestic suppliers on their phones which is the main profitable tentpole for the brand.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 02:44 PM (qdbNv)

325 I know that Grover Cleveland (D) paid someone to fight in his stead in the Civil War.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 06, 2024 02:44 PM (wzAuc)

326 Despite Minnesotans knowing all this about Walz and him abandoning the debates because he did horribly, this fuck face won Minnesota by 7%

albeit by 200,000 (votes) and only because of Minneapolis and Duluth who are full retard as usual
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger
___

Minnesota was also the only state that didnt go for Reagan in 84

Its been retarded for a long time.

Apparently the same socialist genetics that populate Scandanavia settled in another winter hellscape with minnesota

Posted by: Blago at August 06, 2024 02:44 PM (wMRY8)

327 New campaign slogan.

https://is.gd/4LtxOV

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 02:45 PM (L/fGl)

328 265 254 I understand the Democrat base are sheep and they'll drink whatever kool-aid is served, but can you imagine OUR reaction if the rotten Republicans just "decided" Trump shouldn't be on the ticket and just replaced him with some Rino cunt/cuck?

I don't think we'd be taking it too well.
Posted by: Soothsayer

=======

Not the best comparison. Imagine an alternate reality where Jeb won the whole thing in 2016 and then just decided, after a wan primary in 2020, that he'd step aside and we got...I dunno...DeWine instead.

That'd be a closer analogy, I think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 06, 2024 02:34 PM (GBKbO)
________
I don't think that works. Really, I cannot imagine an analogous case. No Republican would get the coverage from the press that Biden got.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 06, 2024 02:45 PM (1bNHn)

329 Yes. In all the ways that matter the Left is FASCIST. That is the proper term.

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 02:45 PM (PCK5/)

330 So every Fedgov bureaucrat that had a problem with Trump's leadership got national news coverage...why do I expect the FNM will pass on covering what Walz's NG subordinates thought of him?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2024 02:39 PM (oZhjI)
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Because that would be "swift-boating" him.

Kerry was proud to bring up all and put on display all the men that were in his unit who were still pro-Kerry.

But bring in people who were in his theater who were not pro-Kerry--and didn't like the way that Kerry got started by sliming them as ruthless killers, and that's not underhanded character assassination!

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:45 PM (krQz2)

331 The Left's astroturf "joy" campaign is almost as fake and forced as the "weird" attack.

I have this strange feeling that I haven't felt in so long. It is pure unadulterated joy! I was a reluctant Harris supporter but have been pleasantly surprised at how she has evolved into this role.

It really feels good to be joyful. I'm sure we've got hard times and fights ahead -- but I'm feeling good about Harris/Walz and it's such a contrast to the fear and hatred of the Felon/Weird Uncle. My favorite Tim Walz fact is that he named a highway after Prince and signed the bill in purple ink.

"named a highway after Prince". That isn't silly. It is important, as it is an indicator of how and why he will appeal to younger voters.

It feels so good to have decent, happy people to confront the weird and hateful! this will be a wave election, we will take the Whitehouse, House and Senate.

I am feeling motivated and hopeful. The tide has turned and the Kamala momentum is growing. We are winning and we will outwork them. Tim Walz is a folk hero, the country is going to adore him and he's going to win a lot of middle America voters we had written off in the past.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2024 02:45 PM (JCZqz)

332 Minnesota was also the only state that didnt go for Reagan in 84

Its been retarded for a long time.

Apparently the same socialist genetics that populate Scandanavia settled in another winter hellscape with minnesota

Posted by: Blago


I blame lutefisk.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 02:45 PM (v6JzV)

333 lol poll reaction:

17%: think this was a good pick

The rest: Who the fuck is Walz?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at August 06, 2024 02:45 PM (DBZuM)

334 I’m going to say it, fuck Minnesota it is lost to America.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 06, 2024 02:45 PM (EYnHd)

335 Yes. In all the ways that matter the Left is FASCIST. That is the proper term.

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 02:45 PM (PCK5/)
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Europe is.

It's just not Nazism, that's all.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:46 PM (krQz2)

336 Minnesota was also the only state that didnt go for Reagan in 84

Its been retarded for a long time.


don't forget Senator Stuart Smalley and Governor Jesse Ventura

Posted by: brak at August 06, 2024 02:46 PM (NGHTx)

337 299 3/4 of yesterday's Dow loss have now been recovered.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:40 PM

--

The final hour of trading should be interesting.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 06, 2024 02:46 PM (wzAuc)

338 Minnesota was also the only state that didnt go for Reagan in 84

Its been retarded for a long time.

Apparently the same socialist genetics that populate Scandanavia settled in another winter hellscape with minnesota

Posted by: Blago


I blame lutefisk.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 02:45 PM (v6JzV)
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In fairness, Mondale was from there.

Most landslides still have the opponent winning their homes state.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:47 PM (krQz2)

339 >>Minnesota was also the only state that didnt go for Reagan in 84


I think it is the only State Reagan did not Campaign / Compete in. They really just ignored it.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 02:47 PM (X1WfU)

340 I’m going to say it, fuck Minnesota it is lost to America.
Posted by: Seems Legit


It went to hell after Mary Richards left.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 06, 2024 02:47 PM (v6JzV)

341 She should move to South Africa. Rich white elites can smell burning tires up close there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 06, 2024 02:47 PM (0FoWg)

342
"named a highway after Prince". That isn't silly. It is important
--------

I say a lot of stupid shit. If I ever get *this* stupid about anything please throw me on the broken down pile. Holy fuck.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 02:47 PM (lmY9R)

343 The Lincoln Project
@ProjectLincoln
Can't wait to watch MAGA twist themselves into a pretzel trying to convince America this guy is evil.

https://tinyurl.com/akh5z58d

Posted by: redridinghood at August 06, 2024 02:47 PM (NpAcC)

344 Republicans have not won a statewide race here since Tim Pawlenty was re-elected 20 years ago. DFL realized early on that the urban progs will vote 90% for whomever they put up, so as long as they can put up somebody that codes as non-threatening and they can get half the suburban vote (targeting women) and 20 to 25% of the rural vote (also targeting women), they can do whatever the fuck they want.
Posted by: Milquetoast
=====
The key is to go after working class guys that don't vote, not women. Instead, the GOP as a brand hates on the working class and tries to woo the unmarried upper class women category pointlessly. The GOPe does not want working class types by and large because their corporate friendly policies and their social liberalism would have to be shelved.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 02:47 PM (qdbNv)

345 named a highway after Prince". That isn't silly. It is important, as it is an indicator of how and why he will appeal to younger voters.
=======

No one born after 1988 has a flying fucking clue who Prince is

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 02:47 PM (CIS44)

346 Beau and myself were with the Marines at Little Big Horn. I gave Custer the plan to invoke at that Battle. Beau fought and killed about 1,000 Nasty Redskins before the final of 500 Arrows Hit Him and he succumbed to his wounds. Beau and I were immediately promoted to 6 Star Generals and were Given the Iron Cross and Hero of the Soviet Union Medals.

Posted by: Tim Waltz at August 06, 2024 02:47 PM (hbjSA)

347 With the Fascist Left’s Jew-hate, they are passingly close to Nazis..

Posted by: tubal at August 06, 2024 02:47 PM (PCK5/)

348 "named a highway after Prince". That isn't silly. It is important, as it is an indicator of how and why he will appeal to younger voters.

DU is an inexhaustible source of humor.

Posted by: spindrift at August 06, 2024 02:47 PM (OguvZ)

349 My favorite Tim Walz fact is that he named a highway after Prince and signed the bill in purple ink.

By all means, let's make him #2 in line to hold the nuclear football...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 06, 2024 02:48 PM (PiwSw)

350 "named a highway after Prince". That isn't silly. It is important, as it is an indicator of how and why he will appeal to younger voters.
---
Because nobody is more current than Prince!

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:48 PM (krQz2)

351 We are winning and we will outwork them. Tim Walz is a folk hero, the country is going to adore him and he's going to win a lot of middle America voters we had written off in the past.

Well, you can't say the battle lines aren't clearly drawn. I'll give you that.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:48 PM (xCA6C)

352 @ProjectLincoln
Can't wait to watch MAGA twist themselves into a pretzel trying to convince America this guy is evil.


Every moment the Lincoln Project spends tweeting about Trump is a moment that aren't molesting a child...so vote Trump for the children!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2024 02:48 PM (oZhjI)

353 >Apparently the same socialist genetics that populate Scandanavia settled in another winter hellscape with minnesota

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is it because they are so far north, that the years of cold have done something to their brains? Maybe being right next to Canadia?

Posted by: Don Black at August 06, 2024 02:48 PM (/7KEl)

354 I’m going to say it, fuck Minnesota it is lost to America.
Posted by: Seems Legit
___

I agree, I think it was probably trending red and then the Deep State decided it would be Somalia's dumping ground and that was that.

The American electorate that's white has been trending Republican for along time now.

States like Minnesota and WI are lily white and should be bright red, but they have a "progressive" tradition

Posted by: Blago at August 06, 2024 02:49 PM (wMRY8)

355 Tim Walz is a folk hero, the country is going to adore him and he's going to win a lot of middle America voters we had written off in the past.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2024 02:45 PM (JCZqz)

=====

Bwahahaha

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 02:49 PM (DRSnL)

356 322 And they were otherwise going to vote for Trump?
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 06, 2024 02:34 PM (tf4XU)

In a word, yes.
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at August 06, 2024 02:43 PM (5C4od)

Not realistic to believe that Walz's demeanor or charm or message is going to woo anybody otherwise favorable to Trump/Vance. But that's why we have elections. Trump and Vance aren't going to be silent or non-responsive to the awesomely seductive appeal of the corpulent old leftist in his flannel shirt.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 06, 2024 02:49 PM (tf4XU)

357 339 >>Minnesota was also the only state that didnt go for Reagan in 84


I think it is the only State Reagan did not Campaign / Compete in. They really just ignored it.
Posted by: garrett
========
1984 race was 49.7 percent Mondale to 49.5 Reagan and the margin was less than 4k votes.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 02:49 PM (qdbNv)

358 You mean a democRat is claiming military honors that he didn’t earn?

Inconceivable!

Posted by: Misanthropic Misanthrope at August 06, 2024 02:49 PM (Y2NGV)

359 346 Beau and myself were with the Marines at Little Big Horn. I gave Custer the plan to invoke at that Battle. Beau fought and killed about 1,000 Nasty Redskins before the final of 500 Arrows Hit Him and he succumbed to his wounds. Beau and I were immediately promoted to 6 Star Generals and were Given the Iron Cross and Hero of the Soviet Union Medals.
Posted by: Tim Waltz at August 06, 2024 02:47 PM (hbjSA)


Confirmed.

Posted by: Brian Williams, embedded with the troops at August 06, 2024 02:49 PM (PiwSw)

360 The first time I went to Taco Bell, I rolled up the car windows afterward to savor the smell of my own farts. Our culinary diversity deserves to be celebrated.

Posted by: Mrs. Walz at August 06, 2024 02:49 PM (+n72I)

361 No one born after 1988 has a flying fucking clue who Prince is...



B.S. That is Obama's Little Brother..... DUHHHHHHHH

Posted by: Tim Waltz at August 06, 2024 02:49 PM (hbjSA)

362
Sometimes it takes more courage to quit and run away than stay with your regiment, losers.

Posted by: Auspex at August 06, 2024 02:49 PM (j4U/Z)

363 Demoncrats......he's perfect.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at August 06, 2024 02:49 PM (ytSiK)

364 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2024 02:45 PM (JCZqz)
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Ah, the blue jerksock is seeing a lot of action again.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:49 PM (krQz2)

365 292 Yeah, you're right. Pelosi says Walz is "straight down the middle".
So, a 40 state win.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 06, 2024 02:39 PM (MeG8a)
______
Which 10 do you predict we take?

There's too much #$%$ing overconfidence here.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 06, 2024 02:49 PM (1bNHn)

366 don't forget Senator Stuart Smalley and Governor Jesse Ventura
Posted by: brak at August 06, 2024 02:46 PM (NGHTx)
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The Ventura gov race was interesting. fully 60+ % of MN residents rejected the GOP and the DNC. The DNC learned the lesson and did what was necessary to maintain control. The GOP went back to sleep.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 06, 2024 02:50 PM (tT6L1)

367 What did he name it?

The road formerly known as a highway?

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 02:50 PM (lmY9R)

368
Tim Walz
Rhymes with
Tim Kaine.

Posted by: Shades of 2016 at August 06, 2024 02:50 PM (DobEs)

369 Trump was a Draft Dodger !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tim Waltz at August 06, 2024 02:50 PM (hbjSA)

370 is it because they are so far north, that the years of cold have done something to their brains? Maybe being right next to Canadia?
Posted by: Don Black
=======
Unions and prairie populism.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 02:50 PM (qdbNv)

371 The line of demarcation, electorally speaking, is College Education.

There is reason the Dems are willing to flood the University System with funding.
And also why they agitate for increased enrollment of Minorities and Women.

It's their Farm League and the source of their Brownshirt Army.
Antifa IS the University System.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 02:50 PM (X1WfU)

372 Sugar Walls/Tim Walz 2024

Posted by: The Mantastic Tor at August 06, 2024 02:50 PM (dwzrA)

373 Demoncrats......he's perfect.
Posted by: Plainoldtoast at August 06, 2024 02:49 PM (ytSiK)
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I mean, whose inactivity doesn't let a state burn?!

Let him who has not let his state burn cast the first stone!

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:50 PM (krQz2)

374 Prince wasn't even named after Prince.

Posted by: ... at August 06, 2024 02:50 PM (lmY9R)

375 No love for Donny Bone Spurs?

Posted by: Deep State Covfefe at August 06, 2024 02:51 PM (qkLZk)

376 I am feeling motivated and hopeful. The tide has turned and the Kamala momentum is growing. We are winning and we will outwork them. Tim Walz is a folk hero, the country is going to adore him and he's going to win a lot of middle America voters we had written off in the past.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

How are they twisting his military “service” and lies about his rank?

Posted by: Piper at August 06, 2024 02:51 PM (p4NUW)

377 "named a highway after Prince". That isn't silly. It is important, as it is an indicator of how and why he will appeal to younger voters.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 06, 2024 02:45 PM (JCZqz)

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Do younger voters even know who Prince is?

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 02:51 PM (DRSnL)

378 There's too much #$%$ing overconfidence here.

Posted by: Eeyore



Ah, the classics.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:51 PM (xCA6C)

379 A folk hero? What? I've never heard of this politician before. I'm sure he's just another fuckin' maggot like the rest of 'em. But I know he's no "folk hero."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 06, 2024 02:51 PM (0FoWg)

380 What did he name it?

The road formerly known as a highway?
Posted by: ... at

*snort*

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 02:52 PM (CIS44)

381 349 My favorite Tim Walz fact is that he named a highway after Prince and signed the bill in purple ink.

———-

Oh FFS, we need serious people runnng this country. What do we get? A shit show of dumb, trans, luggage stealing, butt ramming, morons with poor work ethics.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 06, 2024 02:52 PM (EYnHd)

382 Via instapundit
1995 DWI for Walz doing 96 in a 55.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 06, 2024 02:52 PM (5wvSX)

383 This a-hole is the reason people I knew couldn't visit relatives for the holidays because he'd mandated "small holiday gatherings" and encouraged people to snitch if they saw out-of-state plates on their neighbor's driveway.

My father called it "The Socialist Republic of Minnesota" for a reason.

Posted by: pookysgirl is glad her relatives don't live in MN anymore at August 06, 2024 02:52 PM (dtlDP)

384
“I could smell the burning tires…I kept the windows open as long as I could because I felt like that was such a touchstone of what was happening."[/i

Minnie in control
Wheels on fire, burning rubber tires

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2024 02:52 PM (63Dwl)

385 Vote Hairy-Balls! Has a definite ring to it

Posted by: JTSmith at August 06, 2024 02:52 PM (FxdZx)

386 Do younger voters even know who Prince is?
Posted by: Jordan61

See me at 345

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 02:52 PM (CIS44)

387 The Pillsbury Dough Boy just called Tim Walz and told him to man the hell up and grow a pair.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:52 PM (xCA6C)

388 New campaign slogan.

https://is.gd/4LtxOV


Nice, but how many people who aren't political junkies -- and conservative political junkies at that -- will even get the reference?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 06, 2024 02:53 PM (/y8xj)

389 Good Lord what an awful pick.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 06, 2024 02:53 PM (ceNNR)

390 1984 race was 49.7 percent Mondale to 49.5 Reagan and the margin was less than 4k votes.
Posted by: whig
___

I read somewhere that some pollsters purposely made Reagan's CA numbers look close and they put a lot of time and effort into making sure CA was fortified. He ended up winning by like 16%.

No idea where I read that, but thought it was an interesting account.

Posted by: Blago at August 06, 2024 02:53 PM (wMRY8)

391 I’m going to say it, fuck Minnesota it is lost to America.
Posted by: Seems Legit

A big (area) part of Minnesota is really nice, with a lot of nice people. Hard working farmers, etc. Scandinavian, Germanic ancestry; Protestants. Lutherans.
But Prairie Socialists. They want their farm subsidies.
The urban centers (Minneapolis-St. Paul) are full of Progressive Democrats, who cultivate all the stupid ideas that make things worse.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at August 06, 2024 02:53 PM (vcOmj)

392 We're on the verge of WWIII. The market crashed. Inflation is soaring. Unemployment is rising. The terror duo are the Democrats' candidates. And the White House . . .

Biden Admin bans federal government from using plastic forks to save the planet

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 02:53 PM (L/fGl)

393 >>1984 race was 49.7 percent Mondale to 49.5 Reagan and the margin was less than 4k votes.


And the Campaign did not spend a dime there.

Posted by: garrett at August 06, 2024 02:53 PM (X1WfU)

394 New one. Trump assassin.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:53 PM (xCA6C)

395 @ProjectLincoln
Can't wait to watch MAGA twist themselves into a pretzel trying to convince America this guy is evil.


A few clips of raging mobs burning buildings will do the trick.

Posted by: spindrift at August 06, 2024 02:53 PM (OguvZ)

396 3/4 of yesterday's Dow loss have now been recovered.

Silver is still (inexplicably) below $27.50 an oz. There was no reason for silver prices to have crashed like that. Its a good time to buy some.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 06, 2024 02:53 PM (Da7Vv)

397 I’m going to say it, fuck Minnesota it is lost to America.

Posted by: Seems Legit
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Blew state.

Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:53 PM (krQz2)

398 See me at 345
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 06, 2024 02:52 PM (CIS44)

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I just saw it, before you called me out!

Dude's been dead since 2016. If he were still alive, he'd be 64.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2024 02:53 PM (DRSnL)

399 He went A-walz . ..
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 06, 2024 01:59 PM (x0n13)

Brave Sir Tim bravely ran away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2024 02:54 PM (e1bCr)

400
I wear a raspberry beret.

Posted by: Tim Walz at August 06, 2024 02:54 PM (w6EFb)

401 2020 elections. Georgia news:

https://tinyurl.com/5far6sez

When are numerous people going to be executed and put behind bars for this?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 06, 2024 02:54 PM (gq5yh)

402 There's too much #$%$ing overconfidence here.

Posted by: Eeyore
___

Maybe overall, but I'm 100% convinced Walz was a terrible pick for Kamala and will be a drag on the ticket.

Posted by: Blago at August 06, 2024 02:54 PM (wMRY8)

403 Make America Somalia Again!

Reminds me I've got Fatbeard on the DVR.

Very nice Ike.

Posted by: DaveA at August 06, 2024 02:54 PM (FhXTo)

404 I'd wager the other NCOs and junior enlisted in Walz' unit felt relieved when he didn't deploy with them.

Posted by: callsign claymore at August 06, 2024 02:55 PM (jmkKK)

405 Per Bongino, Tampon Tim is also pushing for illegal alien voting.

Unexpectedly ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 02:55 PM (0bidA)

406 >>There's too much #$%$ing overconfidence here.
Posted by: Eeyore


Talk about staying on form.

It's ok to be pleased with Democrats doing something stupid. Don't worry, we'll get back to DOOM! presently.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 06, 2024 02:55 PM (LkLld)

407 None dare call it cowardice.
Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 02:02 PM (0bidA)

Harris and Walz: Chicken Cackle, and Chicken Shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2024 02:56 PM (e1bCr)

408 392 We're on the verge of WWIII. The market crashed. Inflation is soaring. Unemployment is rising. The terror duo are the Democrats' candidates. And the White House . . .

Biden Admin bans federal government from using plastic forks to save the planet
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 06, 2024 02:53 PM (L/fGl)
_______
OK, I agree not to use plastic forks to save the planet. Deal.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 06, 2024 02:56 PM (1bNHn)

409 The Ventura gov race was interesting. fully 60+ % of MN residents rejected the GOP and the DNC. The DNC learned the lesson and did what was necessary to maintain control. The GOP went back to sleep.
Posted by: blake
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The GOPe is by and large darwinian toward the country's population is much like the Tories in UK. The donors and far too many of their officeholders emphasize those who have it made rather than those striving to better their lives.

DeSantis is one of the rare GOP governors that has done things like vouchers for poor families to send their kids to a better school. It helped him considerably in 2022.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 02:56 PM (qdbNv)

410 NOOOD.

Posted by: Brian Williams, embedded with the troops at August 06, 2024 02:56 PM (PiwSw)

411 Do younger voters even know who Prince is?

one of the best Super Bowl halftime shows ever. That was in 2007, which was just..... a few years ago, right?.....oh wait, crap

Posted by: brak at August 06, 2024 02:56 PM (NGHTx)

412 A command Sar major you say. Maybe similar to what I would call an RSM. Left the boys before a deployment and fucked off you say. Claims he was a hardarse you say.

I don't think I like this fucker very much. Grrr.






Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at August 06, 2024 02:56 PM (AT+DL)

413 394 New one. Trump assassin.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 06, 2024 02:53 PM (xCA6C)

Posted by: m at August 06, 2024 02:57 PM (64Zez)

414 397 I’m going to say it, fuck Minnesota it is lost to America.

Posted by: Seems Legit
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Blew state.
Posted by: Axeman at August 06, 2024 02:53 PM (krQz2)
_______
At least we need to save the moose and the squirrel.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 06, 2024 02:57 PM (1bNHn)

415
Tim "Old Yellow Stain" Walz.

Posted by: Kang/Kodos 2024 at August 06, 2024 02:57 PM (OgWfa)

416 401 2020 elections. Georgia news:

https://tinyurl.com/5far6sez

When are numerous people going to be executed and put behind bars for this?
Posted by: Biden's
========
That steal occurred because the GOP wanted Trump out as much as the Dems. This is especially true for pols in AZ and GA at the time and key GOP legislators in MI, PA, and WI.

Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 02:58 PM (qdbNv)

417 I wear a raspberry beret.

Posted by: Tim Walz at August 06, 2024 02:54 PM (w6EFb)

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Do you drive a Little Red Corvette?

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 02:58 PM (0bidA)

418
Hell, I'd forgotten, but Prince died in 2016. Fentanyl OD.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 06, 2024 03:00 PM (w6EFb)

419 Dui eased his resignation, it SHOULD have killed his career, this ass smells of John Kerry. Sonofabitch quit on his men, his service, AND his country.

Useless prick.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at August 06, 2024 03:00 PM (hKoQL)

420 I confess I went to sleep the night of the election convinced that Mondale was going to win. I can always pick a winner.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 06, 2024 03:00 PM (JvZF+)

421 The key is to go after working class guys that don't vote, not women. Instead, the GOP as a brand hates on the working class and tries to woo the unmarried upper class women category pointlessly. The GOPe does not want working class types by and large because their corporate friendly policies and their social liberalism would have to be shelved.
Posted by: whig at August 06, 2024 02:47 PM (qdbNv)

Agreed - and I would also say that the iron range took longer to re-align in a way similar to the realignment that happened in West Virginia over the past 20 years - again an indictment of the MN GOP that they weren't speeding this along. But they don't run in to those people at the country club so they keep doing the same old shit. Take a bow Tom Emmer.

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at August 06, 2024 03:01 PM (5C4od)

422 60 I think this could be a 48 state electoral sweep.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 06, 2024 02:06 PM (MeG8a)

I would not get comfortable - computers tend to have major glitches on election day . weird no? seems to affect swing states !
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2024 02:08 PM (V13WU)
---------------------------

They are playing for the whole ball of wax. They are all in.
They have a plan to win by cheat then tell the blind believers and the rest of the world; See, you voted for this, this is what you want and we will have Venezuela.

The only way we can win this election is for each of us to plant seeds of doubt. Seeds of doubt in those that are working on the cheat - the worker bees. Doubtful, over cautious, even fearful that their cheating may be unsuccessful resulting in severe penalty.
They know they were exposed last time, they know the opposition is restless. Pass awareness along at every opportunity - a casual/off hand statement in the checkout line, - take advantage of every opportunity to plant a seed.

A minimum of 33% of voters are devout opposition. That's something like every third person in the checkout line or wherever you are.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 06, 2024 03:01 PM (lCWOD)

423 []Big Penguin is a myth

Whatever keeps human minds on the wrong web-footed bastards.

Anatidae Association

Posted by: DaveA at August 06, 2024 03:05 PM (FhXTo)

424 He doesn't think like an American. Nobody who knew how Americans feel about their dogs and other animals would have written, or allowed to be written, about himself that he ate dog as a boy. If you say he didn't know what was in the book, okay (though he should have), but he read the thing on tape. The moment he hit the part about eating the dog in Indonesia he should have insisted on cutting that out.

He didn't. He has no idea how Americans think and feel. He isn't one.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 06, 2024 02:27 PM (J2vNu)

I feel like it's the exact opposite. His ghostwritten autobiographies were coldly calculated. Things like minor drug use and eating dog meat are outside of the norm, sure, but they aren't outrageously objectionable enough to sink political prospects.

Those tidbits do help provide the impression of a person who has had a lot of varied experiences in life, which tied directly into their campaign image of Obama being a sophisticated, cosmopolitan, "citizen of the world".

Posted by: Sjg at August 06, 2024 03:07 PM (aqZN1)

425 Voters should have a say on making Marxism illegal.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 06, 2024 03:13 PM (U8nIs)

426 The ad theTrump campaign needs to make is for the "leave me alone voter". I keep seeing folks say that. Show the government meddling in folks lives then show that it will end with Trump in the White House

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 06, 2024 03:25 PM (dDSBl)

427 295 Her daughter was also caught leaking National Guard plans to rioters so they could avoid arrest

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Another white trash family -- the treasonous apple doesn't fall far from the treasonous tree ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 06, 2024 02:39 PM (0bidA)
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The turd does not fall far from the ass.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 06, 2024 03:37 PM (JNTt1)

428 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 06, 2024 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

429
On a 150-year-old farm in Brewster, Tom Behrends hopes his tell-it-like-it-is style will finally get the attention he believes it deserves in Minnesota's race for governor.
"The public needs to know how pathetic his leadership was as a National Guardsman," Behrends said about Gov. Tim Walz.



SWIFTBOAT dat sumbitch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 06, 2024 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

430 So in the Guard and Reserves, we typically do the Sergeants Major Academy as a non-resident course.

Its a crap ton of online classes, you have to find a CSM local to you to present oral reports to, you have papers to write...and you have 2 years to get it done followed by 2 weeks of active classes at Ft Bliss.

This guy's provisional appointment to CSM was predicated on his promise to complete that course...I think they gave me 3 years to get enrolled and get done.

So this chump...by the timeline, it looks like he made the recommended promotion list and was provisionally promoted to E9/SGM before he was even enrolled. Then he was laterally promoted to E9/CSM. CSM is more prestigious than plain ol' SGM like me but still, as a retired SGM, I am still treated as a dignitary whenever I visit military bases and they will put me up in the Distinguished Visitors quarters.

So i don't know how they had to "correct his record" of retirement. We have a certain service obligation after completing the Sergeants Major Academy but he didn't even get enrolled in the class is my guess.

He wanted the title, prestige, and benefit but not the work or the job. I really hate guys like this.

Posted by: thesgm at August 06, 2024 03:52 PM (bIA6Y)

431 Documents show the Army corrected Walz's service record. He was reduced in rank to an E-8 master sergeant after retirement.

"It's stolen valor is really what it is. I don't know of anybody else that's done what he's done," Behrends said.



But stolen valor doesn't hurt anyone and he didn't profit off of it.

Oh wait...........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 06, 2024 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

432 Walz served as the unit's highest non-commissioned officer after he was conditionally promoted to command sergeant major on April 1, 2005, records show.
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My old Sgt. Major would have ripped this guy a new asshole.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 06, 2024 04:02 PM (XeU6L)

433 "Walz served as the unit's highest non-commissioned officer after he was conditionally promoted to command sergeant major on April 1, 2005.

Should have known it was a joke, look at the date of his conditional promotion!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 06, 2024 04:13 PM (toj3d)

434 Screw Palestine and screw these stupid protesters Justice for the victims of Terrorists

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 06, 2024 04:43 PM (wGqjj)

435 Sarah Hoyt has falsely accused me of Stolen Valor, of being a fake Marine. I have a DD214 that proves her wrong. All Im asking is that she look it over and then post a retraction and apology. She refuses to look at it.

Why is this allowed? Why does no one seem to care?

Posted by: Fen at August 06, 2024 05:10 PM (+8q/b)

436
i seem to remember in 2005

that dudes in artillery units sent to iraq

were being repurposed into front line infantry units

due to the lack of a need for artillery firepower

in a street to street and house to house war

against an insurgency

im quite sure this is why he quit

Posted by: sound awake at August 06, 2024 05:14 PM (g7ym/)

437 Let the Swift-Boating begin!!

Posted by: Quinton McHale at August 06, 2024 10:04 PM (1wdUl)

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