Inspector General's Report: Despite Madison Cornbread's Perjury, Trump Never Wrenched the Wheel of the Presidential SUV from the Driver

So when will this Insurrectionist be going to jail for perjury?

Remember Cassidy Hutchinson, the former West Wing aide who swore that the hearsay evidence she would tell the J6 Committee was the truth, the whole truth, so help her God? The new Inspector General's report on the Secret Service's activities on Jan. 6, 2021, has finally put this story and Hutchinson's reputation into the wood-chipper.
As you may recall, Hutchinson said that on January 6, as President Donald Trump was driven from his speech at a Save America rally to the White House, he "lunged" at the Secret Service driver when he learned that he wouldn't be going to the Capitol Building for a "peaceful and patriotic" protest. That was the story she told the January 6 Committee.
Hutchinson, immediately turned into the darling of the Never Trump left. She testified before the January 6 Committee -- which, coincidentally, put their documents into the wood-chipper too, small world -- that the angry orange man caused quite a scene in the car.
In 2022 she testified that "The president reached up towards the front of the vehicle to grab at the steering wheel. Mr. Engel [lead Secret Service detail agent] grabbed his arm, and said, 'Sir you need to take your hand off the steering wheel, we're going back to the West Wing, we're not going to the Capitol.' Mr. Trump then used his free hand to lunge towards Bobby Engel."
Hutchinson's "source" for the gossip was, she claimed, former Secret Service agent-turned-Trump White House Deputy Chief of Staff Tony Ornato. Ornato says he never witnessed the event, much less told her.
Furthermore, the IG's redacted report says the Secret Service took more than four months before he made himself available where he reiterated that this Trump episode never happened. The other Secret Service agents who were in the car said Trump never lunged at the driver, though one reported that he was angry that he couldn't go.

In other words, they didn't want to falsify the story, so they didn't bother investigating and allowed Madison Cornbread's lies to poison the discourse.

And the Secret Service didn't bother knocking the story down. They, under the leadership of Kim Cheatle and Ronald Rowe Jr., were all too willing to allow the disinformation to stand -- just as the FBI allowed the "51 Intelligence Officials" disinformation to stand, despite having determined themselves that Hunter Biden's laptop belonged to none other than Hunter Biden.

Speaking of, Cheatle and Rowe also wanted to destroy Hunter Biden's cocaine so that no one would ever know who brought Hunter Biden's cocaine into the White House.

Former Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle and others in top agency leadership positions wanted to destroy the cocaine discovered in the White House last summer, but the Secret Service Forensics Services Division and the Uniformed Division stood firm and rejected the push to dispose of the evidence, according to three sources in the Secret Service community.

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At least one Uniformed Division officer was initially assigned to investigate the cocaine incident. But after he told his supervisors, including Cheatle and Acting Secret Service Director Ron Rowe, who was deputy director at the time, that he wanted to follow a certain crime-scene investigative protocol, he was taken off the case, according to a source within the Secret Service community familiar with the circumstances of his removal.

In other words, he wanted to swab the cocaine bag for DNA and Cheatle and Rowe took him off the case for suggesting this extremely-obvious step.

Remember when the DNA swab came back inconclusive?

What do you want to bet that someone helpfully wiped it?

Susan Crabtree writes further about Cheatle's role as a protector of the Biden family, and the usual method of dealing with Hunter Biden's drug paraphrenalia -- just getting rid of it.

Cheatle became close to the Biden family while serving on Vice President Joe Biden's protective detail -- so close that Biden tapped Cheatle for the director job in 2022, in part because of her close relationship to first lady Jill Biden.
When the cocaine was first discovered, Cheatle apparently knew it would spark a media firestorm. The incident prompted viral memes about Hunter Biden's addictions and accusations from Republican political figures, including Nikki Haley, that the Secret Service knew whose cocaine it was and was trying to cover it up.
Normally, the discovery of cocaine or another illegal narcotic in the White House complex or in and around the first family and their staff wouldn't come to light at all.
That's because the president's and first lady's, as well as family members' protective Secret Service details, the inner-most ring of protective agents assigned to the first family, would simply dispose of illegal drugs or other "contraband" found in the White House, personal residences, or other private areas of the president, his family, and White House staff, according to three sources in the Secret Service community.
But it wasn't a member of President Biden's regular detail who found the bag of cocaine just two days before the July 4 holiday last year. Instead, a member of the agency's Uniformed Division, which is charged with protecting the facilities and venues for presidents and other agency protectees, discovered the substance in the White House complex while conducting routine rounds of the building.

Of course, the Secret Service's main job is destroying evidence now.

The Inspector General for the Department of Homeland Security just released--after it being delayed by Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas--a report on the Secret Service failures on January 6th that almost led to the assassination of Kamala Harris, the incoming Vice President of the United States by a pipe bomb.
Among the many things reported was this tidbit: the Secret Service didn't just stonewall the investigation. They deleted evidence that would have helped explain what happened that day and uncovered some of the failures.
You read that right: the Secret Service not only failed to properly protect the incoming Vice President on the day that her election to the office was certified, but they engaged in an illegal coverup.
Acting Director of the Secret Service Ronald Rowe was, at the time of that event and on July 13th this year, in charge of the protective details as the assistant director.

The "bomb" found outside the DNC is so real and so dangerous that the Secret Service... destroyed evidence about it.

Rowe again, of course.

Rowe performed a Standard Regime News Dump on Friday, of course.

Here are just a few inexplicable things he revealed:
the Secret Service had no radio communications not only with the local police but also with the snipers
most of the vital communications were made using texts over an overloaded cell phone network
There are no recordings of the Secret Service communications, although there are of the locals
Rowe's assertions about the responsibilities of the local snipers didn't actually come from the local snipers--it was just made up by the Secret Service (we would know much less were it not for the locals)
the Secret Service command center was not co-located with the local police
The investigators have YET to talk to the local police who were assisting the SS, including the snipers (after three weeks!)
Butler was the VERY FIRST TIME that the Secret Service provided snipers for a Trump rally this election cycle

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:38 PM

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Posted by: SturmToddler at August 05, 2024 04:38 PM (UCRjB)

2 and this is my shocked face

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 05, 2024 04:38 PM (UCRjB)

3 corgis called

off to the content

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 05, 2024 04:38 PM (UCRjB)

4 Welp, I picked up NVDA for $99 thanks to the Kamala Crash. Forgot I even had a limit order…

Posted by: Marcus T at August 05, 2024 04:39 PM (8bQ1C)

5 Perjurer!

Posted by: Moonbeam at August 05, 2024 04:39 PM (rbKZ6)

6 How many millions did they spend to come to that conclusion?

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2024 04:40 PM (vFG9F)

7 I was missing Madison. I'm glad she's back.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:40 PM (v6JzV)

8 Of course, the Secret Service's main job is destroying evidence now.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Every single part of the Fed either destroys evidence, uses public email, and/or inserts greek letters so FOIA searches don't match.

Prove me wrong...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 05, 2024 04:40 PM (D/KNX)

9 Wonderful. We truly are in the bestest of hands, on the cusp of a potential major war between Israel and Iran.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 05, 2024 04:40 PM (uGhsv)

10 Dewey, Cheatle, and Rowe!

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 04:41 PM (krQz2)

11 I guess I'll use it now then...

Nick Sortor @nicksortor 2h
🚨 JUST IN: Disgraced Former Secret Service Director Cheatle and now-Director Rowe wanted to DESTROY the evidence coca*ne found in the Biden White House

They even REMOVED an agent from the case because he was defiant and insisted on following crime scene investigation protocol.

THIS IS CRIMINAL!

Fortunately, “the Secret Service Forensics Services Division and the Uniformed Division stood firm and rejected the push to dispose of the evidence, according to three sources in the Secret Service community,” RCP’s @susancrabtree reported.

The Secret Service is corrupt. RON ROWE MUST BE FIRED!

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 04:41 PM (i0CiB)

12 It’s not disinformation when they do it.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 05, 2024 04:41 PM (WTFYU)

13 Infinitive of nothing, but I bet Cheatle would be a good doink.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 05, 2024 04:41 PM (BswBb)

14 Ditto...

Collin Rugg @CollinRugg 3h
JUST IN: Former Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle wanted to destroy White House coca*ne evidence according to Real Clear Politics.

According to the report, an agent was taken off the case after he wanted to "follow a certain crime-scene investigative protocol."

Cheatle & then-deputy director Ron Rowe reportedly wanted to cover up evidence.

"The Secret Service Forensics Services Division and the Uniformed Division stood firm and rejected the push to dispose of the evidence, according to three sources in the Secret Service community," @susancrabtree reported.

Cheatle should be in prison.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 04:41 PM (i0CiB)

15 When does Ms. Cornbread open her OnlyFans account?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:41 PM (v6JzV)

16 It was a stupid fucking story when she told it and anybody who believed it is an asshole.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 05, 2024 04:42 PM (u73oe)

17 They lied!!?!?! WHAT A SHOCK

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 05, 2024 04:42 PM (N1DT3)

18 So hearsay - aka "gossip" - is now admissible in testimony? Why not get it directly from the people involved?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 04:42 PM (YqDXo)

19 "Remember Cassidy Hutchinson"

Why are they dead-naming Madison Cornbread?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 05, 2024 04:42 PM (Cus5s)

20 I bet she lets a lot of people butter her cornbread.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 05, 2024 04:42 PM (BswBb)

21 "-a report on the Secret Service failures on January 6th that almost led to the assassination of Kamala Harris, the incoming Vice President of the United States by a FAKE pipe bomb."

FTFT

lying cocksuckers

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 05, 2024 04:42 PM (UCRjB)

22 > Welp, I picked up NVDA for $99 thanks to the Kamala Crash. Forgot I even had a limit order…

Nice!

My company's stock is up 21% over the last six months, even after the Kamala Crash.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2024 04:43 PM (Odg76)

23 >>>7 I was missing Madison. I'm glad she's back.

Me too. It's the Fake Name I'm the most proud of. I welcome every opportunity to write it.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:43 PM (KRtlO)

24 "Prison Mike" Raskin from Maryland talked about invoking some clause on Jan 6, 2025 if Trump is elected to prevent him from taking office.

On what basis, Jamie? You destroyed all of the evidence.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 05, 2024 04:43 PM (YIxO9)

25 Maybe we need to invite the British in to burn DC down again.

Let no stone stand atop another. Salt the ground. And sell the Deep State drones into the Arab slave markets.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 04:43 PM (yTqdG)

26 BTW, luckily the Fire Dept. [IIRC] found the cocaine or we never would have heard about it ever.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 04:43 PM (i0CiB)

27 "RON ROWE MUST BE FIRED!
Posted by: andycanuck "

I heard him today on the radio. He does not sound very bright. Kinda dumb, actually. Maybe it's an act.

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2024 04:43 PM (vFG9F)

28 Amazing that this "wrench the wheel" thing still has traction after 3.5 years. These people just hate letting go of a good story, truth be damned.

Posted by: bluebell at August 05, 2024 04:44 PM (ENJDE)

29 Infinitive of nothing, but I bet Cheatle would be a good doink.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 05, 2024 04:41 PM (BswBb)
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In the squeekhole?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 04:44 PM (3Fz6p)

30 Me too. It's the Fake Name I'm the most proud of. I welcome every opportunity to write it.
Posted by: ace

And we welcome every opportunity to read it and riff off it. Thank you, Ace.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:44 PM (v6JzV)

31 So hearsay - aka "gossip" - is now admissible in testimony? Why not get it directly from the people involved?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 04:42 PM (YqDXo)

because they won't answer correctly tovarich...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 05, 2024 04:44 PM (UCRjB)

32 Cheatle wanted to destroy the cocaine?

Sure she did.

Secret Service Forensics Services Division and the Uniformed Division stood firm and rejected the push to dispose of the evidence
________________

They had already "disposed" of the evidence, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 04:44 PM (YqDXo)

33 NVidia graphic card for $99?

What type and where?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 04:44 PM (yTqdG)

34 The story of trump grabbing the wheel was obvious garbage, just based on the Constitution. SS agents have no authority over POTUS, they can't prevent him from going to the capital.

Posted by: Don at August 05, 2024 04:44 PM (2GPfT)

35 Don't forget the Secret Service also tried to cover up Hunter's gun going missing. They went to the shop where HB bought the gun and tried to get the paperwork from the owner.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2024 04:44 PM (Odg76)

36 25 Maybe we need to invite the British in to burn DC down again.

Let no stone stand atop another. Salt the ground. And sell the Deep State drones into the Arab slave markets.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 04:43 PM (yTqdG)

========

Return all residential land back to Maryland.

Close the university.

Only non-residential, government buildings allowed.

Congress is done by Zoom. Congress critters must reside, full time, in their district.

All executive departments are remote only work and must have proportional residencies in every state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:45 PM (GBKbO)

37 Must be nice to have the deep state on your side. Must.Be.Nice.

Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2024 04:45 PM (HJ9BW)

38 Infinitive of nothing, but I bet Cheatle would be a good doink.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 05, 2024 04:41 PM (BswBb)
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I dunno. She looks like she bats for the other team.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 04:45 PM (YqDXo)

39 Maybe we need to invite the British in to burn DC down again.

Let no stone stand atop another. Salt the ground. And sell the Deep State drones into the Arab slave markets.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2024 04:43 PM (yTqdG)

you uh... wouldn't happen to have a news letter or something, would you....??

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 05, 2024 04:45 PM (UCRjB)

40 28 Amazing that this "wrench the wheel" thing still has traction after 3.5 years. These people just hate letting go of a good story, truth be damned.

I also heard he didn't really shoot Liberty Valance either.

Posted by: Clara Edwards at August 05, 2024 04:45 PM (og5mY)

41 Me too. It's the Fake Name I'm the most proud of. I welcome every opportunity to write it.
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:43 PM (KRtlO
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I of course knew whom you were talking about but honestly there's no way I would have remembered her real name because I'm so used to Madison Cornbread.

Posted by: bluebell at August 05, 2024 04:46 PM (ENJDE)

42 "Prison Mike" Raskin from Maryland talked about invoking some clause on Jan 6, 2025 if Trump is elected to prevent him from taking office.

I saw that quote in the previous thread.
WTF??? Is this guy begging for a response? Come to my town you little asshole.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2024 04:46 PM (W/lyH)

43 "Cheatle became close to the Biden family while serving on Vice President Joe Biden's protective detail -- so close that Biden tapped Cheatle for the director job in 2022, in part because of her close relationship to first lady Jill Biden."

But mostly because she would cover up all Joe and Family's criminal activities. Enabling and/or planning political opponent assassination was just a bonus.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 05, 2024 04:46 PM (Cus5s)

44 Me too. It's the Fake Name I'm the most proud of. I welcome every opportunity to write it.
Posted by: ace
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Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum is a corker.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 04:46 PM (3Fz6p)

45 Everything is hidden behind "national security" or Russian disinfo. Then they're outraged that anyone should point out the corruption of their "institutions."

Real virtue is rare and difficult, and yet we have these charlatans wrapping themselves in their supposed honor.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 05, 2024 04:46 PM (w6EFb)

46 NVidia graphic card for $99?

What type and where?

Pretty sure he meant the company stock.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2024 04:46 PM (Odg76)

47 Dewey, Cheatham and Rowe. Famous legal scholars. Or some such shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2024 04:46 PM (tlsIq)

48 Looks like the Left have now infiltrated every government agency and organization. I didn’t think they would have taken over the military as easily as they have though.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 04:46 PM (B1dzx)

49 Almost like there is concerted effort to do Trump in...
If it goes liike this much longer they will probably let an assassin through to kill him... if they don't Anwar Sadat him first.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 05, 2024 04:46 PM (cOq4q)

50 ALL our institutions have been compromised.

Our federal government needs to be completely destroyed.

A divorce and restructuring would be the best chance to avoid bloodshed....

But we're going to go for a larger version of Venezuela instead. I wonder how many millions will die this time.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 05, 2024 04:47 PM (N1DT3)

51 In other words, they didn't want to falsify the story, so they didn't bother investigating and allowed Madison Cornbread's lies to poison the discourse.

A lie makes it halfway around the world while the truth is still making me a sammich after I did that thing it's mouth I said I wouldn't.

Posted by: Flyguy at August 05, 2024 04:47 PM (HA1lM)

52 Speaking of hearsay, a guy told me that Kamala got the VP job by blowing Joe Biden.

When am I going to testify before a Congressional committee?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 04:47 PM (YqDXo)

53 >>>
Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum is a corker.

oh yeah. I had some good names for his law partners. One was like Rex Vagina or something.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:47 PM (KRtlO)

54 Darren J. Beattie @DarrenJBeattie
Why won't Kamala talk about how she narrowly avoided political assassination on January 6th?

What should have been from beginning Dems number 1 Jan 6 talking point has been their most carefully guarded secret

What's the deal with Kamala Harris, the Secret Service, and the Jan 6 pipe bomb?

Kamala's brush with the DNC pipe bomb, which should be the Dems' biggest J6 talking point, is their most carefully guarded secret.

Why? What did Kamala and her secret service detail know and when did they know it?

REMEMBER: Kamala Harris was in the DNC building when the so-called Jan 6 pipe bomb was discovered and removed.

The bombshell video below shows that her own secret service detail clearly knew the bombs were fake in advance (how did they know this?)

Despite the fact that dems have bent over backward to paint Jan 6 as a domestic terror event, and have lied to support this theory, Kamala has not milked her brush with the J6 pipe bomb for political points

In fact, she has studiously covered up her presence in the DNC building.

What should be their biggest J6 talking point is their most carefully guarded secret. Why?
https://tinyurl.com/rxrm5e7h

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 04:47 PM (i0CiB)

55 48 Looks like the Left have now infiltrated every government agency and organization. I didn’t think they would have taken over the military as easily as they have though.
Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 04:46 PM (B1dzx)

Their long march has been a success.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 04:47 PM (uHd5d)

56 *Cheatle* or maybe Cheetoh.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2024 04:47 PM (tlsIq)

57 Ace has an almost Dickensian gift for coming up with fictional names.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:48 PM (v6JzV)

58 Me too. It's the Fake Name I'm the most proud of. I welcome every opportunity to write it.
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:43 PM (KRtlO
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I of course knew whom you were talking about but honestly there's no way I would have remembered her real name because I'm so used to Madison Cornbread.

Posted by: bluebell at August 05, 2024 04:46 PM (ENJDE)

LOL, me too! But Darius "Sweetdick" Honeycum is delightful as well.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 05, 2024 04:48 PM (w6EFb)

59 26 BTW, luckily the Fire Dept. [IIRC] found the cocaine or we never would have heard about it ever.

makes you wonder what else they've found

Posted by: anachronda at August 05, 2024 04:48 PM (Pk+76)

60 >>>Infinitive of nothing, but I bet Cheatle would be a good doink.
Posted by: Vengeance

She looks like she keeps a thriller writer in her basement against his will and forces him to write sequels for her.

Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:48 PM (KRtlO)

61 “ Pretty sure he meant the company stock.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2024 04:46 PM (Odg76)”

Uh, yeah. Also picked up some good puts.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 05, 2024 04:48 PM (Lp05i)

62 Only non-residential, government buildings allowed.

Congress is done by Zoom. Congress critters must reside, full time, in their district.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:45 PM (GBKbO)

i disagree. they MUST meet in DC, but due to the overwhelming threat that is global climate change, there will be no AC or heating in government buildings.

and the various congress critters and govt employees will live in dorms and WILL be bed checked by 11 PM every night. Can't have them out all night and not able to do the work of the people the next day.

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 05, 2024 04:48 PM (UCRjB)

63 The story of trump grabbing the wheel was obvious garbage, just based on the Constitution. SS agents have no authority over POTUS, they can't prevent him from going to the capital.

SS did prevent Trump from going to the capitol. Trump got angry, but didn't grab the wheel.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2024 04:48 PM (Odg76)

64 Between ace and JJ i never know anyone's real name anymore.

Posted by: bluebell at August 05, 2024 04:48 PM (ENJDE)

65 Oversight Subcommittee @OversightAdmn Jul 25
🧵
The attempted assassination of President Trump on July 13 was an egregious security failure of the Secret Service, but it was not the first.

On January 6, 2021, at approximately 11:25 am, then Vice President-elect Kamala Harris arrived at the DNC and drove “within several yards” of one of the pipe bombs.

Prior to her arrival, the Secret Service conducted a security sweep of the DNC.

Despite these sweeps, the pipe bomb was not discovered until 1:05 pm, more than an hour and a half after Harris had arrived at the DNC.

This subcommittee has been investigating the security failures associated with that day and have sent SEVERAL letters to the Secret Service.

The Secret Service has failed to comply fully with this Subcommittee’s request despite multiple deadline extensions.

Regardless of who is leading the Secret Service, there obviously needs to be a full overhaul of their procedures.

Their lack of accountability for their failures is a symptom of a failing agency.
https://tinyurl.com/bdcjbn72

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 04:49 PM (i0CiB)

66 Why won't Kamala talk about how she narrowly avoided political assassination on January 6th?

She might have lost her novelty gavel if she had one!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 04:49 PM (oZhjI)

67 Inspector General's Report: Despite Madison Cornbread's Perjury, Trump Never Wrenched the Wheel of the Presidential SUV from the Driver
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The whole story was ridiculous. How can anyone grab the steering wheel from the back seat? You'd have to climb over the seat and lunge at full extension to reach the damned thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 04:49 PM (YqDXo)

68 So much lunging in that story by a man, who is in his 70s, well over 6' tall, not thin and wearing body armor under his suit, from a seated position on the passenger side in the back of a limo. Totally believable.

Posted by: huerfano at August 05, 2024 04:50 PM (VGOMa)

69 62 i disagree. they MUST meet in DC, but due to the overwhelming threat that is global climate change, there will be no AC or heating in government buildings.

and the various congress critters and govt employees will live in dorms and WILL be bed checked by 11 PM every night. Can't have them out all night and not able to do the work of the people the next day.
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 05, 2024 04:48 PM (UCRjB)

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Making them suffer is appealing, but I just think that representatives of the people should be of the people. They should live among the people they represent.

Senators have to live in towns with no more than 1% of the population of the state for at least 6 months of the year. The rest of the time, they can live wherever they wish within the state's borders.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:50 PM (GBKbO)

70 This took three years. 3 years when everyone with a functioning brain knew that Trump did nothing wrong that day.

This proves that the deep state is engaged in a massive cover up in regards to anything Trump related.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 05, 2024 04:50 PM (QNSds)

71 >>>Infinitive of nothing, but I bet Cheatle would be a good doink.
Posted by: Vengeance

She looks like she keeps a thriller writer in her basement against his will and forces him to write sequels for her.
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:48 PM (KRtlO

I dunno. Something about her arouses me. But that could just be the espresso. And with my dating history, beware.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 05, 2024 04:50 PM (Lp05i)

72 She looks like she keeps a thriller writer in her basement against his will and forces him to write sequels for her.
Posted by: ace at August 05, 2024 04:48 PM (KRtlO)

*snort*

It was the bee sting..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 04:51 PM (aD39U)

73 68 So much lunging in that story by a man, who is in his 70s, well over 6' tall, not thin and wearing body armor under his suit, from a seated position on the passenger side in the back of a limo. Totally believable.
Posted by: huerfano at August 05, 2024 04:50 PM (VGOMa)

========

Counter:

Women have no incentive to lie ever about anything ever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:51 PM (GBKbO)

74 57 Ace has an almost Dickensian gift for coming up with fictional names.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:48 PM (v6JzV)

It’s like we need one of those name randomizers to come up with your Ace Name.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 04:51 PM (p4NUW)

75 25 Maybe we need to invite the British in to burn DC down again.

We got our own Deep State to torch. Quit queue-jumping!

Posted by: the Brits at August 05, 2024 04:51 PM (gKWVE)

76 Between ace and JJ i never know anyone's real name anymore.
Posted by: bluebell at August 05, 2024 04:48 PM (ENJDE)
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"ace" and "JJ" aren't their real names, either.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 04:52 PM (3Fz6p)

77 The bombshell video below shows that her own secret service detail clearly knew the bombs were fake in advance (how did they know this?)

You've come to this conclusion based on dubious assumptions. SS stand around the "bomb" and let children pass close by. You've used that information to conclude the SS knew it was harmless, but you've also included a hidden assumption. You assume SS are competent and care if children get killed by a bomb. I think you can't assume these things.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2024 04:52 PM (Odg76)

78 Market up tomorrow? Down? Sideways?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 04:53 PM (aD39U)

79 Have that Alex Stein or whoever he is chase down cornbread and ask her about it and he booty

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2024 04:53 PM (NtVYv)

80 13 Infinitive of nothing, but I bet Cheatle would be a good doink.

to boldly doink...

Posted by: james t. kirk at August 05, 2024 04:53 PM (Pk+76)

81 Me too. It's the Fake Name I'm the most proud of.
Posted by: ace
___________

If you coined Stanky Janky, I think that tops it.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 05, 2024 04:53 PM (Dm8we)

82 52 Speaking of hearsay, a guy told me that Kamala got the VP job by blowing Joe Biden.

When am I going to testify before a Congressional committee?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 04:47 PM (YqDXo)

I do hope she changed his diaper first.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2024 04:53 PM (tlsIq)

83 Making them suffer is appealing, but I just think that representatives of the people should be of the people. They should live among the people they represent.

Senators have to live in towns with no more than 1% of the population of the state for at least 6 months of the year. The rest of the time, they can live wherever they wish within the state's borders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:50 PM (GBKbO)

eh, that's not bad either. i would accept that.

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 05, 2024 04:53 PM (UCRjB)

84 82 When am I going to testify before a Congressional committee?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 04:47 PM (YqDXo)

I do hope she changed his diaper first.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2024 04:53 PM (tlsIq)

========

You seen Salo?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:54 PM (GBKbO)

85 "ace" and "JJ" aren't their real names, either.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 04:52 PM (3Fz6p)
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And now I understand your nic.

Posted by: bluebell at August 05, 2024 04:54 PM (ENJDE)

86 85 "ace" and "JJ" aren't their real names, either.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 04:52 PM (3Fz6p)
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And now I understand your nic.
Posted by: bluebell at August 05, 2024 04:54 PM (ENJDE)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:54 PM (GBKbO)

87 >>> 4 Welp, I picked up NVDA for $99 thanks to the Kamala Crash. Forgot I even had a limit order…
Posted by: Marcus T at August 05, 2024 04:39 PM (8bQ1C)

Ha, I may check a few prices on Friday morning.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 05, 2024 04:54 PM (FnneF)

88 Between ace and JJ i never know anyone's real name anymore.
Posted by: bluebell at August 05, 2024 04:48 PM (ENJDE)
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*PSSST* "Perfessor" Squirrel is not my real name!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2024 04:55 PM (7fElN)

89 76 Between ace and JJ i never know anyone's real name anymore.
Posted by: bluebell at August 05, 2024 04:48 PM (ENJDE)
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"ace" and "JJ" aren't their real names, either.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 04:52 PM (3Fz6p)

If you say one bad thing about Santa.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2024 04:55 PM (tlsIq)

90 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:54 PM (GBKbO)
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And I understand your schtick.

Posted by: bluebell at August 05, 2024 04:55 PM (ENJDE)

91 So...any institution in the world right now that actually does what it's tasked beyond reproach?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 05, 2024 04:55 PM (KbCG3)

92 Market up tomorrow? Down? Sideways?

==

jittery ! I predict the market will be jittery !

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 04:55 PM (V13WU)

93 "Normally, the discovery of cocaine or another illegal narcotic in the White House complex or in and around the first family and their staff wouldn't come to light at all."

So unknown white powders floating around the WH isn't that big of a concern? Anthrax anyone? Or cocaine itself not notable?

I'm just not taking it at face value that found chemicals not distributed by the WH Physician are trivial events. Everything I thought and knew about "the adults in charge" is wrong; they're comprehensively awful.

But then this is Clown World and Potemkin Presidency. Maybe I'm the loon.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 05, 2024 04:55 PM (aXxgO)

94 Let's bet on Kamala pronouncing Praetorian correctly.

Posted by: DaveA at August 05, 2024 04:55 PM (FhXTo)

95 88 Between ace and JJ i never know anyone's real name anymore.
Posted by: bluebell at August 05, 2024 04:48 PM (ENJDE)

Donna is mine

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 04:55 PM (IyPmt)

96 "ace" and "JJ" aren't their real names, either.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea,

However, "C. B. Dildo" is a real name.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 04:55 PM (v6JzV)

97 I dunno. Something about her arouses me. But that could just be the espresso. And with my dating history, beware.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 05, 2024 04:50 PM (Lp05i)

She has Nurse Ratched eyes, really.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 05, 2024 04:55 PM (w6EFb)

98 Olivia Troye, an ex-national security adviser to former Vice President Mike Pence, called Sunday on her former boss to endorse Vice President Harris’s presidential run, calling it the “right thing” to do.

Troye is part of the Harris campaign’s newly launched “Republicans for Harris” group, made up of more than 25 Republicans. As part of the group’s launch Sunday, Troye said the stakes of this election are “too high to let partisanship jeopardize our freedom and the Constitution.”

I'd be shocked if anyone, and I mean ANYONE listens to Pence. If he ever had credibility, he lost it all when he became VP. Those photos of him staring at the convicted felon, as if he was worshiping him, pretty much showed he's nothing but a spineless toady. I think he looks and acts like a glass of warm skim milk.

I see some posts above disregarding this, but any encouragement, or "safe passage", that we can give to rightwingers who are looking for a justifiable path away from being a trump voter should be supported.

I Won't Hold My Breath Waiting For Pence To Be Brave. The last time he went against Cantaloupe Caligula the Corpulent, the mob wanted to hang him

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 05, 2024 04:56 PM (JCZqz)

99 Welp, I picked up NVDA for $99 thanks to the Kamala Crash. Forgot I even had a limit order…
Posted by: Marcus T at August 05, 2024 04:39 PM (8bQ1C)

I heard you can get Intel real cheap.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 04:56 PM (B1dzx)

100 Senators have to live in towns with no more than 1% of the population of the state for at least 6 months of the year. The rest of the time, they can live wherever they wish within the state's borders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:50 PM (GBKbO)

eh, that's not bad either. i would accept that.
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 05, 2024 04:53 PM (UCRjB)

I would fear that up here. Ever hear of a honey bucket?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2024 04:56 PM (tlsIq)

101 >>> 24 "Prison Mike" Raskin from Maryland talked about invoking some clause on Jan 6, 2025 if Trump is elected to prevent him from taking office.

On what basis, Jamie? You destroyed all of the evidence.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 05, 2024 04:43 PM (YIxO9)

Sounds insurrectiony to me.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 05, 2024 04:56 PM (FnneF)

102 BTW, luckily the Fire Dept. [IIRC] found the cocaine or we never would have heard about it ever.

makes you wonder what else they've found
________________

For the love of God, do NOT go into the Senate conference room (aka "the bridal suite") without knocking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 04:57 PM (YqDXo)

103 I see some posts above disregarding this, but any encouragement, or "safe passage", that we can give to rightwingers who are looking for a justifiable path away from being a trump voter should be supported.

Blow it out your ass.. Safe passage ?.. Delusional much

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 04:57 PM (IyPmt)

104 Infinitive of nothing, but I bet Cheatle would be a good doink.

Yeah the safe word she is gonna give you is fluggaenkoecchicebolsen

Good luck in getting your dutch pronunciation correct...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 04:57 PM (oZhjI)

105 I still don’t think this was Hunter’s coke. There are probably 100 ppl in the white house who are junkies. The odds that it’s Hunter’s is low.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 04:58 PM (udKmK)

106 Madison Cornbread...always cracks me up. Like Tiffany Homeschool or Prudence Goodwyfe.

Posted by: look whats not at August 05, 2024 04:58 PM (nakGR)

107 105 I still don’t think this was Hunter’s coke. There are probably 100 ppl in the white house who are junkies. The odds that it’s Hunter’s is low.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 04:58 PM (udKmK)

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It'd be funny if it was Kamala's.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:58 PM (GBKbO)

108 Futures market is up for now. I think we’re going to roller coaster for awhile. There are lot of decent buys with 52 week lows. Good individual picks that will recover.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 05, 2024 04:58 PM (Lp05i)

109 Butler was the VERY FIRST TIME that the Secret Service provided snipers for a Trump rally this election cycle

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:38 PM

And let the assassin get off EIGHT (8!!!) shots before killing him so he couldn't be interrogated.

At this point, I have ZERO faith in any of our federal government.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 05, 2024 04:59 PM (N1DT3)

110 still don’t think this was Hunter’s coke. There are probably 100 ppl in the white house who are junkies. The odds that it’s Hunter’s is low.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 04:58 PM (udKmK)

Of those 100 who is important enough that they wouldn’t turn in to save the prime suspect Hunter?

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 04:59 PM (B1dzx)

111 105 I still don’t think this was Hunter’s coke. There are probably 100 ppl in the white house who are junkies. The odds that it’s Hunter’s is low.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 04:58 PM (udKmK)

I can't imagine a baggie of anything wasn't already up his nose. He certainly would have kept it close.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2024 05:00 PM (tlsIq)

112 Between ace and JJ i never know anyone's real name anymore.
Posted by: bluebell at August 05, 2024 04:48 PM (ENJDE)
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*PSSST* "Perfessor" Squirrel is not my real name!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2024 04:55 PM (7fElN)

the lie is you're not a squirrel, are you?

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 05, 2024 05:00 PM (UCRjB)

113 It'd be funny if it was Kamala's.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:58 PM (GBKbO)

I dated a Lady a couple of times who exhibited Kamala's exact mannerisms, when she was doing Coke.

Overly talkative without making any sense... jittery and talking with a lot of gestures...

and took an IQ dive when high...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 05, 2024 05:00 PM (xaFKb)

114 >>> 69
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Making them suffer is appealing, but I just think that representatives of the people should be of the people. They should live among the people they represent.

Senators have to live in towns with no more than 1% of the population of the state for at least 6 months of the year. The rest of the time, they can live wherever they wish within the state's borders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 04:50 PM (GBKbO)

NO! Not the congresscritters!

Posted by: Citizens of Rock Ridge at August 05, 2024 05:00 PM (FnneF)

115 "Butler was the VERY FIRST TIME that the Secret Service provided snipers for a Trump rally this election cycle"

Amazing timing, too, that the counter-snipers engaged in the one and only time a sniper showed up. Almost like trying to destroy the one person who could explain some things since dead men tell no tales. And immediately before the nominating convention where the absolute most chaos could be created.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 05, 2024 05:00 PM (aXxgO)

116 I would fear that up here. Ever hear of a honey bucket?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2024 04:56 PM (tlsIq)

we can make they work th ehoney wagon for safety

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 05, 2024 05:01 PM (UCRjB)

117 114 NO! Not the congresscritters!
Posted by: Citizens of Rock Ridge at August 05, 2024 05:00 PM (FnneF)

======

Even the IRISH are better than them!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 05:01 PM (GBKbO)

118 24 "Prison Mike" Raskin from Maryland talked about invoking some clause on Jan 6, 2025 if Trump is elected to prevent him from taking office.

i'm expecting kamala to declare that her solemn duty to the constitution precludes her from accepting electoral votes for a convicted felon.

Posted by: james t. kirk at August 05, 2024 05:01 PM (Pk+76)

119 I still don’t think this was Hunter’s coke. There are probably 100 ppl in the white house who are junkies. The odds that it’s Hunter’s is low.
Posted by: Elric Blade
_________

Then it must have been one of those 100 that they couldn't throw under the bus in order to show that it wasn't his. So someone very highly placed.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 05, 2024 05:01 PM (Dm8we)

120 Intel is a tough buy right now. The are facing a lot of headwinds but there is a decent upside. Could be worth a small buy.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 05, 2024 05:01 PM (Lp05i)

121 markets do move in sync, so keep your eyes on Tokyo and then Europe (DAX) to know what will show up this side of the Atlantic

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 05:01 PM (V13WU)

122 24 "Prison Mike" Raskin from Maryland talked about invoking some clause on Jan 6, 2025 if Trump is elected to prevent him from taking office."

What, no pledge to accept the election results, as they ask of Republicans?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 05, 2024 05:01 PM (VGRuw)

123 So, if Cheatle, as a government agent (and a *uckin' high-ranking one at that) wanted to destroy evidence (and there's a > 0% likelihood it was done)...

What other nefarious actions and outright crimes has she committed? And not just as part of the Secret Service, but also during her time with Pepsi-Co? If she somehow caught Dr. Jill's eye and was pushed/hired into a leadership role, WHAT was the thing that made Cheatle noticed? While still at a soda company?

Posted by: Another Anon at August 05, 2024 05:01 PM (QNMaY)

124 Market up tomorrow? Down? Sideways?

Dead cat bounce tomorrow, I predict

Posted by: Halfhand at August 05, 2024 05:02 PM (WB6YK)

125 "wrench the wheel" thing still has traction after 3.5 years. These people just hate letting go of a good story, truth be damned.
Posted by: bluebell

We'd be better off if he'd've spun the Beast around, run it up the steps and clobbered Mike and Nancy like Kathleen Lloyd in The Car.

Posted by: DaveA at August 05, 2024 05:02 PM (FhXTo)

126 Was this the first time Trump had a rally in an open field surround by elevated positions ( trees and buildings) ?

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 05:02 PM (B1dzx)

127 Prior to her arrival, the Secret Service conducted a security sweep of the DNC.

Despite these sweeps, the pipe bomb was not discovered until 1:05 pm, more than an hour and a half after Harris had arrived at the DNC.
_______________

Sweep? Like with a broom?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 05:02 PM (YqDXo)

128 Ace, more of Homeland Security.

Stacy Washington
@StacyOnTheRight
EXCLUSIVE - Federal Air Marshal Whistleblowers Report Tulsi Gabbard Actively Under Surveillance via Quiet Skies Program -
From uncoverdc.com
3:05 AM · Aug 5, 2024

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 05:03 PM (NFX2v)

129 116 I would fear that up here. Ever hear of a honey bucket?
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2024 04:56 PM (tlsIq)

we can make they work th ehoney wagon for safety
Posted by: SturmToddler

I was deployed as a senior commander to an area with lots of Russian spies, was warned about honey pots....and they never materialized!!!!! What a ripoff!!!

Posted by: Military Moron at August 05, 2024 05:03 PM (JCZqz)

130 105 I still don’t think this was Hunter’s coke. There are probably 100 ppl in the white house who are junkies. The odds that it’s Hunter’s is low.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 04:58 PM

Where was Ashley that weekend?

Posted by: huerfano at August 05, 2024 05:03 PM (VGOMa)

131 Market up tomorrow? Down? Sideways?

Dead cat bounce tomorrow, I predict
Posted by: Halfhand at August 05, 2024 05:02 PM (WB6YK)

Depends...will there be a mushroom cloud in the Middle East somewhere?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2024 05:03 PM (W/lyH)

132 Raskin from Maryland talked about invoking some clause on Jan 6, 2025 if Trump is elected to prevent him from taking office.
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I....I'm deeply skeptical there is such a clause.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 05:04 PM (krQz2)

133 Depends...will there be a mushroom cloud in the Middle East somewhere?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2024 05:03 PM (W/lyH)

Yeah, Events.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 05:04 PM (aD39U)

134 120 Intel is a tough buy right now. The are facing a lot of headwinds but there is a decent upside. Could be worth a small buy.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 05, 2024 05:01 PM (Lp05i)

I'm going to give them another quarter. There is more bad news coming for Intel regarding the 13/14 gen desktop chips that are failing. Plus, didn't they slash/eliminate their dividend? I'll take a look at year end and see about picking up some shares then.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 05, 2024 05:04 PM (N39Ws)

135
The narrative is well meaning, so let's just let it go...

Posted by: Auspex at August 05, 2024 05:04 PM (j4U/Z)

136 EXCLUSIVE - Federal Air Marshal Whistleblowers Report Tulsi Gabbard Actively Under Surveillance via Quiet Skies Program

==

enemy of the state !

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 05:04 PM (V13WU)

137 In other words, they didn't want to falsify the story, so they didn't bother investigating and allowed Madison Cornbread's lies to poison the discourse.

And the Secret Service didn't bother knocking the story down.

_________________________________

I distinctly remember a SS member specifically stating that the rumor was nonsense almost immediately after it was made. But, I recall that the response wasn't an official response of the SS, but an individual who was present. I think the true investigation should be geared towards why that individual felt it necessary to go outside normal press protocol. I'm not faulting the individual, but it would help gain a perview of just how compromised things are at the moment.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2024 05:04 PM (dIske)

138 I can't imagine a baggie of anything wasn't already up his nose. He certainly would have kept it close.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2024 05:00 PM (tlsIq)

It wasn't pro-weight. I imagine Hunter doesn't go for anything smaller than an 8-ball.

Posted by: Peaches at August 05, 2024 05:05 PM (14URa)

139 Did the SS ever say where the bag of coke was found? If it was a long the fence line, there is an outside chance some dealer or user, not on WH grounds, threw it there so he wouldn't get caught with it.

(Shrug)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 05, 2024 05:05 PM (6bVxM)

140 >>I....I'm deeply skeptical there is such a clause.

Posted by: Axeman at August 05, 2024 05:04 PM

The "It's there because we want it" clause of the 14th.

Posted by: huerfano at August 05, 2024 05:05 PM (VGOMa)

141 104 Infinitive of nothing, but I bet Cheatle would be a good doink.

Yeah the safe word she is gonna give you is fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
Posted by: 18-1

Jill's safeword is "malarkey"...so when I give it to her hard, and she says it, I say "No malarkey", and pound her even harder.

Word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 05:06 PM (JCZqz)

142 Did the SS ever say where the bag of coke was found?
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It was inside the White House, in a public area, IIRR.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 05:06 PM (3Fz6p)

143 Intel is a tough buy right now. The are facing a lot of headwinds but there is a decent upside. Could be worth a small buy.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 05, 2024 05:01 PM (Lp05i)

They just got 8 billion taxpayer money and then laid off a big chunk of employees. Looks like they will get propped up out of necessity.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 05:06 PM (B1dzx)

144 I wonder how many Pulitzer Prize winning New York Times photragraphers have been to Trump rallies before.
Must have really pissed someone off to get an assignment at a scumbags watching Drumph lie rally.
The rallies never even made mention on the news and then...
Unexpectadly...

Posted by: Reforger at August 05, 2024 05:06 PM (xcIvR)

145 "*PSSST* "Perfessor" Squirrel is not my real name!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2024 04:55 PM (7fElN)

the lie is you're not a squirrel, are you?
Posted by: SturmToddler"

When we first met in Texas he was a lot taller than I expected.

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2024 05:06 PM (vFG9F)

146 112 Between ace and JJ i never know anyone's real name anymore.
Posted by: bluebell at August 05, 2024 04:48 PM (ENJDE)

Yes, the FBI is wondering about my nom de plume as well.

Posted by: Auspex at August 05, 2024 05:07 PM (j4U/Z)

147 Totally OT...
Proud Grandpa moment...Freshman Granddaughter of Diogenes #2 has taken the field in her first collegiate soccer match.
*wipes a tear away*

Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2024 05:07 PM (W/lyH)

148
I dated a Lady a couple of times who exhibited Kamala's exact mannerisms, when she was doing Coke.

Overly talkative without making any sense... jittery and talking with a lot of gestures...

and took an IQ dive when high...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 05, 2024 05:00 PM (xaFKb)
________________

I consulted for a company that had a woman acting like that, constantly interrupting herself (by starting sentences, then starting a new one). She'd never acted like that before, and to me it was obvious she was coked to the eyeballs, but no one else seemed to have noticed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 05:07 PM (YqDXo)

149 For some reason, I've got "Do the Hustle" in my head.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 05:07 PM (v6JzV)

150 Please to know that modalities aren't any better in the 24th Century.

Posted by: Apu Crusher at August 05, 2024 05:07 PM (a3Q+t)

151 can't imagine a baggie of anything wasn't already up his nose. He certainly would have kept it close.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2024 05:00 PM (tlsIq)

Take a look at the list of things Hunter has just left lying around or abandoned.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 05:07 PM (B1dzx)

152 Dead cat bounce tomorrow, I predict
Posted by: Halfhand at August 05, 2024 05:02 PM (WB6YK)

Depends...will there be a mushroom cloud in the Middle East somewhere?
Posted by: Diogenes

Do you think it would help!?!? Or, we can start a war with Russia? Everyone's on board with more intervention to save Ukraine, right?

Posted by: Kamala Harris campaign advisors at August 05, 2024 05:08 PM (JCZqz)

153 141 104 Infinitive of nothing, but I bet Cheatle would be a good doink.

Yeah the safe word she is gonna give you is fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
Posted by: 18-1

Jill's safeword is "malarkey"...so when I give it to her hard, and she says it, I say "No malarkey", and pound her even harder.

Word as a Biden.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 05:06 PM (JCZqz)

Before that, the safe word was "four". But all she kept yelling was "for".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 05, 2024 05:08 PM (N39Ws)

154 Proud Grandpa moment...Freshman Granddaughter of Diogenes #2 has taken the field in her first collegiate soccer match.
*wipes a tear away*
Posted by: Diogenes

Is that the one going to Virginia Tech?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 05:08 PM (v6JzV)

155 I don't know who it was but someone said, up front, Cheatle became Director Cheatle because she prefers women over men.

DEI all the way. And too stupid to understand she was being set up to take the fall no matter what.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 05, 2024 05:08 PM (tT6L1)

156 151 can't imagine a baggie of anything wasn't already up his nose. He certainly would have kept it close.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2024 05:00 PM (tlsIq)

Take a look at the list of things Hunter has just left lying around or abandoned.
Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 05:07 PM (B1dzx)

Besides whores?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 05, 2024 05:08 PM (N39Ws)

157 "*PSSST* "Perfessor" Squirrel is not my real name!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Who names their kid "*PSSST*?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024 05:08 PM (IG4Id)

158 "We'd be better off if he'd've spun the Beast around, run it up the steps and clobbered Mike and Nancy like Kathleen Lloyd in The Car.
Posted by: DaveA"

And then sped off and parked it on top of the pipe bomb as a shield to protect the public.

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2024 05:08 PM (vFG9F)

159 How the hell was Cornbread's "testimony" even allowed into the record? They had the actual Secret Service agents, who were in the car with Trump, available to testify. Why rely on second-hand hearsay evidence when you have best-evidence available? I know, I know...rhetorical question.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 05, 2024 05:08 PM (XMwZJ)

160 Is that the one going to Virginia Tech?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 05:08 PM (v6JzV)

Go Hokies!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2024 05:09 PM (W/lyH)

161 > Did the SS ever say where the bag of coke was found?

IIRC there were at least three places they claimed it was found.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2024 05:09 PM (Odg76)

162 Intel is a tough buy right now. The are facing a lot of headwinds but there is a decent upside. Could be worth a small buy.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 05, 2024 05:01 PM (Lp05i)

They just got 8 billion taxpayer money and then laid off a big chunk of employees. Looks like they will get propped up out of necessity.
Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 05:06 PM (B1dzx)
———

I bought some today. The stock has been savaged this year. I think it was an over-reaction. Plus, too big to fail.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 05:09 PM (udKmK)

163 And when are these assholes going to prison? Not a rhetorical question.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 05, 2024 05:09 PM (XMwZJ)

164 Overly talkative without making any sense... jittery and talking with a lot of gestures...

and took an IQ dive when high...

Posted by: Romeo13

Tough to dive when you're already standing in the shallow end of the gene pool.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 05, 2024 05:09 PM (JCZqz)

165 159 How the hell was Cornbread's "testimony" even allowed into the record?

In front of the J6 Committee? Haven't you been paying attention?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 05, 2024 05:09 PM (N39Ws)

166 IIRC there were at least three places they claimed it was found.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2024 05:09 PM (Odg76)
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Perhaps it was Werner Heisenberg's cocaine.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 05:10 PM (3Fz6p)

167 IIRC there were at least three places they claimed it was found.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2024 05:09 PM (Odg76)

All in the WH

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 05:10 PM (IyPmt)

168 Go Hokies!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

Go Hokies!!!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 05:10 PM (v6JzV)

169
Take a look at the list of things Hunter has just left lying around or abandoned.
Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 05:07 PM (B1dzx)
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Guns, incriminating photos on a laptop, drug paraphernalia at a hotel, etc.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 05, 2024 05:10 PM (tT6L1)

170 Deplorable Jay Guevara: "The whole story was ridiculous. How can anyone grab the steering wheel from the back seat? You'd have to climb over the seat and lunge at full extension to reach the damned thing."

Absurdity on stilts, of course.

And then vehicles have these things called brake and accelerator pads. Was Trump going to control those with his mind?

I swear we live in the stupidest of times. And the stupid will be more tomorrow.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 05, 2024 05:10 PM (aXxgO)

171 She's a Lt. Col. in the Army Reserves
---
Tulsi Gabbard 🌺
@TulsiGabbard

$20/month “economic hardship pay” for junior enlisted troops VS nearly $200 billion dollars funding Ukraine’s military, corrupt government, bureaucrat pensions, law enforcement, “independent” radio broadcasters & more. This is so insulting and speaks volumes about our leaders priorities and what they care about most — it’s not our troops.

Aug. 2, 2024

Watch the accompanying video on twitter. It's super!

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 05:10 PM (NFX2v)

172 Did the SS ever say where the bag of coke was found?
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It was inside the White House, in a public area, IIRR.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 05:06 PM (3Fz6p)

My understanding was that the area had lockers, like what you'd put valuables in, and that's where the bag was found. Not sure if it was a visitor area or for staff.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 05, 2024 05:11 PM (dtlDP)

173 If the SS director wanted to destroy the cocaine just give it to Hunter to hoover

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2024 05:11 PM (kCLO6)

174 Looks like the SS learned that it's more efficient to shoot the patsy as opposed to waiting for Jack Ruby to show up.

Not that I'm saying that Ree Tardy Oswald was a patsy... but then again, I'm not NOT saying that.

Posted by: PabloD at August 05, 2024 05:11 PM (tm6Fd)

175 Trump peed on a female staffer as he was grabbing the steering wheel.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 05:11 PM (B1dzx)

176 139 Did the SS ever say where the bag of coke was found? If it was a long the fence line, there is an outside chance some dealer or user, not on WH grounds, threw it there so he wouldn't get caught with it.

(Shrug)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 05, 2024 05:05 PM (6bVxM)

Would the SS even search Hunter? He must've gotten scared someone would catch him and he stashed it someplace until he could safely retrieve it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 05:11 PM (uHd5d)

177 I don't know who it was but someone said, up front, Cheatle became Director Cheatle because she prefers women over men.
________________

She certainly has the look. Also, no mention of a husband or boyfriend.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 05:12 PM (YqDXo)

178 And then vehicles have these things called brake and accelerator pads. Was Trump going to control those with his mind?

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He can apparently control the economy with his mind, per the latest DNC dicta. Brakes and accelerators would be child's play!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 05:13 PM (3Fz6p)

179 The Cornbreads of Madison County

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 05:13 PM (v6JzV)

180 Would the SS even search Hunter? He must've gotten scared someone would catch him and he stashed it someplace until he could safely retrieve it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 05:11 PM (uHd5d)
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Hunter is stupid and arrogant enough to have told his dealer, "No problem, come on over to the White House and drop that baggie over here." Heck, in DC, there are probably dealer who know their way around the White House quite well.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 05, 2024 05:13 PM (tT6L1)

181 LOL. From the documents in the Google anti-trust lawsuit, Bing's number one search term is, "google.com."

http://tiny.cc/fksdzz

Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2024 05:13 PM (Odg76)

182 Remember Harrison Butker, the kicker for the KC Chiefs who enraged Karens with his comments about a woman's happiest moment is having kids? They wanted him cancelled.

The Chiefs just made him the highest paid kicker in the NFL.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2024 05:14 PM (LkLld)

183

USSS budget is 3 billion.

Is that a value?

Rowe really put on the act with taking his smart-guy glasses off and looking so caring about his men, and almost crying about how bad it is for his men.

What a sick machine the whole thing is.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 05, 2024 05:14 PM (et1vG)

184 The Cornbreads of Madison County
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 05:13 PM (v6JzV)
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I always thought there should be a follow-on called "The Madges of Bridgison County," but that's just me, I guess.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 05:15 PM (3Fz6p)

185 Hunter is stupid and arrogant enough to have told his dealer, "No problem, come on over to the White House and drop that baggie over here."
Posted by: blake

Dealer: "OK, as soon as I stop by Lisa M.'s place."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 05:15 PM (v6JzV)

186 Ironic that Hunter does his abstract paintings blowing through a straw?

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 05:15 PM (B1dzx)

187 149 For some reason, I've got "Do the Hustle" in my head.

You're welcome.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

https://tinyurl.com/48vuxdhf

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 05:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

188 It took and army led by Constantine the Great to destroy the Praetorian Guard and their barracks. Unfortunately it will probably take more than that to deal with the intelligence/security apparatus

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2024 05:15 PM (kCLO6)

189 The Eff Bee Eye needs to be gutted

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2024 05:15 PM (fwDg9)

190

“That achievement in a male-dominated industry was not lost on me,” she said. “I kept a photo on my desk of the first five women sworn into the service, and I used that to remind me that these women created opportunities for me and I can help others grow and lead as well.”

LOL

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 05, 2024 05:16 PM (et1vG)

191 Remember Harrison Butker, the kicker for the KC Chiefs who enraged Karens with his comments about a woman's happiest moment is having kids? They wanted him cancelled.
_______________

Wut? Karens enraged? There's a first.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 05:16 PM (YqDXo)

192 Tough to dive when you're already standing in the shallow end of the gene pool.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 05, 2024 05:09 PM (JCZqz)

My mom clipped out a list of ways to call people stupid and put it next to her desk when I was growing up. My dad added a few, of course. "No lifeguard at the gene pool that day" was one of the favorites. "All foam, no beer" was another.

Posted by: pookysgirl has all the fries in her happy meal at August 05, 2024 05:16 PM (dtlDP)

193 Deplorable Jay Guevara: "The whole story was ridiculous. How can anyone grab the steering wheel from the back seat? You'd have to climb over the seat and lunge at full extension to reach the damned thing."

Absurdity on stilts, of course.

And then vehicles have these things called brake and accelerator pads. Was Trump going to control those with his mind?

I swear we live in the stupidest of times. And the stupid will be more tomorrow.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
__________

He jumped the seat, punched the driver and then Indiana Jonesed him out the door.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 05, 2024 05:17 PM (Dm8we)

194
Hunter is stupid and arrogant enough to have told his dealer, "No problem, come on over to the White House and drop that baggie over here." Heck, in DC, there are probably dealer who know their way around the White House quite well.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 05, 2024 05:13 PM (tT6L1)

Wouldn't it be delicious if his dealer was an agent? The call is coming from inside the White House?

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 05:17 PM (uHd5d)

195 Scrub the scabs loose and let me pus run free.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 05, 2024 05:17 PM (6stbc)

196 “That achievement in a male-dominated industry was not lost on me,” she said. “I kept a photo on my desk of the first five women sworn into the service, and I used that to remind me that these women created opportunities for me and I can help others grow and lead as well.”

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at August 05, 2024 05:16 PM (et1vG)
________________

Dating opportunities?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 05:17 PM (YqDXo)

197 https://tinyurl.com/48vuxdhf
Posted by: Piper

Ah, a fellow fan, I see.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 05:18 PM (v6JzV)

198 Revolver some time article I got the impression the bomb was a dog training aid, had to look like a kids project but while mostly inert, it would have a enough explosive to set off a dog's scent. Maybe not as much as a bullet would have in gun powder.

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2024 05:18 PM (fwDg9)

199 Remember Harrison Butker, the kicker for the KC Chiefs who enraged childless Karens with his comments about a woman's happiest moment is having kids? They wanted him cancelled.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 05:19 PM (YqDXo)

200 She played her part very well. We'll see her again somewhere in the next Trump Administration.

Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2024 05:19 PM (CFrOc)

201 197 https://tinyurl.com/48vuxdhf
Posted by: Piper

Ah, a fellow fan, I see.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at

I thought we could take a peep into our future.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 05:19 PM (ZdaMQ)

202 CNN, Griffin describes how she helped Hutchinson with her testimony, The Lead

Former Trump White House communications director Alyssa Farah Griffin describes helping former Mark Meadows aide Cassidy Hutchinson with her January 6 testimony while Hutchinson was still being represented by Trump lawyers.
02:32 - Source: CNN

Democracy in Peril:
Hutchinson: Trump is the Most Grave Threat to Our Democracy
Alyssa Farah Griffin CNN Political Commentator
Adam Kinzinger, CNN Senior Political Commentator

Jake Tapper introducing the segment, asking Qs.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 05:20 PM (NFX2v)

203 I thought we could take a peep into our future.
Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 05:19 PM (ZdaMQ)
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I wondered where you were going with that. I don't see us getting a fancy courtyard like that, though, I think we'd get something close to barb wire and an open field.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 05, 2024 05:21 PM (tT6L1)

204 https://x.com/Pelinal_WS/status/1820472017868787943

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 05, 2024 05:22 PM (cf/0E)

205 Market up tomorrow? Down? Sideways?

==

jittery ! I predict the market will be jittery !
Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 04:55 PM (V13WU)

I predict the market will be up or down or unchanged.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at August 05, 2024 05:23 PM (g8Ew8)

206 SS did prevent Trump from going to the capitol. Trump got angry, but didn't grab the wheel.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 05, 2024 04:48 PM (Odg76)

They didn't have any authority to prevent him from going to the capital, anymore then they would have any to prevent him from walking into North Korea.

And I wouldn't trust their claims on this.

Posted by: Don at August 05, 2024 05:23 PM (2GPfT)

207 And I wouldn't trust their claims on this.
Posted by: Don at August 05, 2024 05:23 PM (2GPfT)

Me either

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 05:25 PM (IyPmt)

208 OK, all, Imma gonna take a break now. Maybe see you on the Cafe or the ONT.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 05:25 PM (v6JzV)

209
Ace really missed an opportunity to title a post about the stock market:

Stock Tuah!

and post an image of cumala whorus under it

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 05:26 PM (b4oSi)

210 Well, I’m only down about 1.4% today. I have no idea what I’m doing, but apparently I’m pretty good at it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 05, 2024 05:27 PM (uTKQI)

211 Why anyone would believe a stupid story about Trump from the back seat reaching over tjhe grab the wheel is beyond me, although these are the same people who'd believe Trump would rape a woman in a B-G woman's dressing room. Trump is the political version of the anti Christ to them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2024 05:27 PM (4GaPi)

212
Somebody do that!

Go on twitter and post a pic of camelface harris and caption it: Stock Tuah!

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 05:27 PM (b4oSi)

213 It was inside the White House, in a public area, IIRR.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
....................
Oh. Nevermind then. I apologize to Hunter for not giving him ownership of some prime nose candy. Sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 05, 2024 05:28 PM (6bVxM)

214 "Family" is still living on the 3rd floor of the White House. Between that, their visitors, the other half of the family below, it's no easy fete narrowing down who/what employs "calming" aids.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 05:28 PM (NFX2v)

215 I bet White House is the best coke money can buy. Not that shit you get from a guy named Spider.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 05, 2024 05:30 PM (uTKQI)

216
I'm missing the connection here.

How did Cassidy Hutchinson acquire the name Madison Cornbread?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2024 05:30 PM (xG4kz)

217
Talk about gaslighting....

jimmy carter, who is 99% dead, has "endorsed" camelface whoreus

Yeah, really.

He can't speak or hear or see, but he's up on the "news" and has "endorsed" the cunt.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 05:30 PM (b4oSi)

218 You mean they’re all in cahoots against DJT? Well, I never!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 05, 2024 05:30 PM (Aoykm)

219 Down 0.56%- My holdings
1.) Mostly 3 month T-bills, (75% )
2.) followed by precious metals stocks,
3.) followed by Energy stocks
4.) followed by a mix of miscelleaneous stocks diversified accross the s&P

I sold off all my tech stocks a while back as I thought they were way overvalued.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 05, 2024 05:33 PM (cCxiu)

220 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2024 05:30 PM (xG4kz)

Just a name Ace came up with, I guess because Madsion sounds like a name a left wing woman might have-sounds trendy? and maybe he was craving cornbread at the time?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2024 05:34 PM (dTTBf)

221 " Market up tomorrow? Down? Sideways?"

At some point their will be a big relief rally ... then after that, if it makes new lows, it would (generally indicate a lot more carnage ahead.

I think 18K DOW of 2020 pandemic is in the cards, but I've been a perma-bear on fundamentals since 2000.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 05, 2024 05:35 PM (Cus5s)

222 217
Talk about gaslighting....

jimmy carter, who is 99% dead, has "endorsed" camelface whoreus

Yeah, really.

He can't speak or hear or see, but he's up on the "news" and has "endorsed" the cunt.
Posted by: Soothsayer
............
John McCain has also endorsed Barakala O'Harris.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 05, 2024 05:35 PM (6bVxM)

223 Fox News: Several U.S. personnel injured in suspected rocket attack at Al Asad air base: officials
The attack comes as Iran vows to attack Israel
Published and updated today

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 05:36 PM (NFX2v)

224 215 I bet White House is the best coke money can buy. Not that shit you get from a guy named Spider.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 05, 2024 05:30 PM (uTKQI)

FU

Posted by: Spider at August 05, 2024 05:36 PM (ZTJjv)

225 Three years again.

Have you gotten used to the pattern yet? It's a demoralizaton game.

Every day you wake up and they "admit" or "confirm" a thing from three years ago that you already know isn't true, isn't true.

And meanwhile there are a dozen more things you know aren't true happening right now.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 05:36 PM (lX8VI)

226
Trump grabbed the steering wheel AND pussy?

Ambidicktrious?

Posted by: Auspex at August 05, 2024 05:37 PM (j4U/Z)

227 Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 05:30 PM (b4oSi)

Oh ye of little faith!

Former President Benjamin Harrison endorsed Kamala too and Jackie Kennedy Onassis also came through on the Ouija board saying "Kamala's my gal."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2024 05:38 PM (dTTBf)

228 the Secret Service Forensics Services Division and the Uniformed Division stood firm and rejected the push to dispose of the evidence,
______
Those must be the honest agents we keep hearing about.

Posted by: Eeyore, the weird donkey at August 05, 2024 05:38 PM (1bNHn)

229 226
Trump grabbed the steering wheel AND pussy?

Ambidicktrious?
Posted by: Auspex
....................
Stop it now! I'm already voting for him!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 05, 2024 05:39 PM (6bVxM)

230 Democracy in Peril:
Hutchinson: Trump is the Most Grave Threat to Our Democracy
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Rhetoric softened!!!!

(what was the phrase again?)

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 05:39 PM (lX8VI)

231 I always thought the Fibbies were the worst, planting bombs, raiding old peoples houses for the crime of praying, and organizing kidnap plots against governors. But the SS may have hit a new low allowing recent high school graduates to shoot at former Presidents.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 05, 2024 05:39 PM (SjcBN)

232 Not that shit you get from a guy named Spider.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Oddly specific coming from a guy named sniffy.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 05, 2024 05:39 PM (D/KNX)

233
Talk about gaslighting....

jimmy carter, who is 99% dead, has "endorsed" camelface whoreus

Yeah, really.

He can't speak or hear or see, but he's up on the "news" and has "endorsed" the cunt.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Sure plays a mean pinball.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2024 05:40 PM (63Dwl)

234 Trump just mentioned that Trudeau might be Fidel's son.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 05, 2024 05:41 PM (cf/0E)

235 Former President Benjamin Harrison endorsed Kamala too and Jackie Kennedy Onassis also came through on the Ouija board saying "Kamala's my gal."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2024 05:38 PM (dTTBf)

Over RFK? That phantom bitch!

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 05:41 PM (lX8VI)

236

The presidential limousine has a barrier separating the front/driver seats from the passenger compartment. Grabbing at the steering wheel from the passenger compartment is physically impossible.

To see an accuser just make something up, especially something easily disproved, is eerie. Seeing how far it can get, is a lot worse. People get fired over easily disproven false accusations. It's like the false accuser knows more than we do.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 05, 2024 05:41 PM (qnek2)

237 Butler was the VERY FIRST TIME that the Secret Service provided snipers for a Trump rally this election cycle

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:38 PM

They never had to tie up loose ends before.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 05, 2024 05:42 PM (TFU3K)

238 Market up tomorrow? Down? Sideways?

==

jittery ! I predict the market will be jittery !
Posted by: runner

I predict the market will be up or down or unchanged.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons

BUY BUY BUY !
No wait...
SELL SELL SELL !

Posted by: Jim Cramer - Investment Pro and Media Personality at August 05, 2024 05:43 PM (v0R5T)

239 But just add this to the long list of proven lies about Trump that not one media outfit has yet to call a lie.

Hookers pissing on a bed
Hacked DNC emails
Secret back door server with Alfa Bank
Secret trips to Europe
Etc.

All incredibly stupid, laughably transparent lies they all demanded we take seriously.
No one will ever make them account for that, "why did you report those ridiculous lies as if they were possibly true?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 05, 2024 05:43 PM (5olC1)

240 Did the Secret Service give Kamala her cocaine back now that she's gonna be top dog?

Posted by: Pixley Picayune at August 05, 2024 05:43 PM (CV8a5)

241 >>> 231 I always thought the Fibbies were the worst, planting bombs, raiding old peoples houses for the crime of praying, and organizing kidnap plots against governors. But the SS may have hit a new low allowing recent high school graduates to shoot at former Presidents.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 05, 2024 05:39 PM (SjcBN)

That recent HS grad was *totally* acting on his own.

TOTALLY, man. Pinky swear.

Posted by: Top Men and Whammen of the Eff.Bee.EYE at August 05, 2024 05:43 PM (FnneF)

242 Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 05:41 PM (lX8VI)

Only because Kamala dresses slightly better than RFK and-as far as we know doesn't shoot bears.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2024 05:44 PM (dTTBf)

243 Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 05, 2024 05:41 PM (qnek2)

Being fake accused by one of these lefty cunts is the worst. And it is a lefty more often than not. Or at least it was in my case.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 05:44 PM (lX8VI)

244 They're not the only ones. The elites have the test strips for fentanyl, clean suppliers, medical care, etc.

After all, it's the Biden-Harris "National Drug Control Strategy"

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 05:44 PM (NFX2v)

245 I have a confession to make.
I hate Adam Kinzinger--truly and sincerely. There's something about his self righteous grifting douchebaggery that stirs the darkness of my soul.
He attacks Christians for supporting Trump but actually hates Christians.
I wish one those Wiley Coyote boulders would land on him.
I apologize for this

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 05, 2024 05:44 PM (FfSAJ)

246 >>> 242 Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 05:41 PM (lX8VI)

Only because Kamala dresses slightly better than RFK and-as far as we know doesn't shoot bears.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2024 05:44 PM (dTTBf)

It was road kill when I got there!

Why I kept in in my car for a couple hundred miles, well, uh...

Posted by: RFK Jr. at August 05, 2024 05:45 PM (FnneF)

247 I thought Ding-Dong was going to announce her VP pick today.

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2024 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

248 It will not surprise me if in 2 weeks we have another Democrat nomination

Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2024 05:45 PM (fwDg9)

249 Butler was the VERY FIRST TIME that the Secret Service provided snipers for a Trump rally this election cycle

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:38 PM

Is this story confirmed.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 05:45 PM (lX8VI)

250 The presidential limousine has a barrier separating the front/driver seats from the passenger compartment. Grabbing at the steering wheel from the passenger compartment is physically impossible.

At the time this story came out, people knew that. Some people just want to believe anything Trump says or does is deranged and evil

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2024 05:46 PM (dTTBf)

251 @LaCivitaC
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
According to my sources ….@KamalaHarris is NOT picking @JoshShapiroPA

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2024 05:46 PM (LkLld)

252 >>> 248 It will not surprise me if in 2 weeks we have another Democrat nomination
Posted by: Skip at August 05, 2024 05:45 PM (fwDg9)

Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake

Posted by: DNC 2024 Chicago at August 05, 2024 05:46 PM (FnneF)

253 Mary Jo Kopechne, if she were alive, would vote for Ted Kennedy, if he were alive, and running for President.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 05:47 PM (aD39U)

254 Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give 'em a push
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake
Posted by: DNC 2024 Chicago at August 05, 2024 05:46 PM (FnneF)
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VoiLA!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 05:47 PM (3Fz6p)

255 Did the Secret Service give Kamala her cocaine back now that she's gonna be top dog?
Posted by: Pixley Picayune
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I don't know, but they make sure she has plenty of Wacky Tobaccy.

Posted by: wth at August 05, 2024 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

256 249 Butler was the VERY FIRST TIME that the Secret Service provided snipers for a Trump rally this election cycle

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:38 PM

Is this story confirmed.

rowe himself said it at the press conference

Posted by: anachronda at August 05, 2024 05:47 PM (Pk+76)

257 osted by: RFK Jr. at August 05, 2024 05:45 PM (FnneF)

You didn't shoot it?. You just ran into it and then decided to take it home for a snack?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2024 05:48 PM (dTTBf)

258 What about this when it went all over for some days?

The Daily Beast, July 25, 2024: ‘The View’s’ Ana Navarro Uses Nude Melania Trump Photo to Defend Kamala Harris
SHE WENT THERE
Ana Navarro posted the image to point out Republican hypocrisy amidst Kamala Harris’ presidential campaign.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 05:48 PM (NFX2v)

259 248 It will not surprise me if in 2 weeks we have another Democrat nomination
Posted by: Skip

*shit eating grin*

Posted by: Gavin Newsollini at August 05, 2024 05:48 PM (v0R5T)

260 Of course, if we only nominated better quality candidates, the media would not fabricate outrageous lies, completely made up, to smear Republicans.

I mean, stuff like the candidate had sex with a couch.
Raped a girl at a party 40 years ago.
Bullied a fag in middle school.
Killed a meth head all over again with mean words about gays.
Murdered grandma by not wearing a mask and also cutting Social Security.
Etc.

Just better candidates and they'll stick to the issues.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 05, 2024 05:49 PM (5olC1)

261 Man y'all ain't gettin the good shit no mo.
Rattn me out.
Ima cut it with laxatives from now on.
Come on over. I know you have to.

Posted by: Spider at August 05, 2024 05:49 PM (xcIvR)

262
BREAKING NEWS!!!
According to my sources ….@KamalaHarris is NOT picking @JoshShapiroPA
Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2024 05:46 PM (LkLld)

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Uh, folks? I have something important to tell you...

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2024 05:49 PM (1Nxff)

263 Remember, the USSS erased the Comms for the Trump assassination attempt under the rubric of, that's what we do after every Trump event.

The entire timeline of events is being built from the Comms from the local PD because unlike the USSS, they recognized that day was not a typical day.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2024 05:50 PM (XV/Pl)

264 Mary Jo Kopechne, if she were alive, would vote for Ted Kennedy
Was watching videos on Youtube of lefties behaving badly (well, of course) toward Trump supporters, and it struck me just how detached from reality these people are. Truly scary and mind boggling.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 05, 2024 05:50 PM (XMwZJ)

265 What about this when it went all over for some days?

The Daily Beast, July 25, 2024: ‘The View’s’ Ana Navarro Uses Nude Melania Trump Photo to Defend Kamala Harris
SHE WENT THERE
Ana Navarro posted the image to point out Republican hypocrisy amidst Kamala Harris’ presidential campaign.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 05:48 PM (NFX2v)

Doesn't she owe an ad agency money for using them?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 05:50 PM (aD39U)

266 It will not surprise me if in 2 weeks we have another Democrat nomination
Posted by: Skip

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IMO, that’s why the Trump campaign isn’t going too hard on Kamala yet. Let them have their convention and then drop the hammer.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 05, 2024 05:52 PM (u73oe)

267 Wouldn't it be delicious if his dealer was an agent? The call is coming from inside the White House?
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 05:17 PM (uHd5d)

Hunter doesn't go down to bars to meet a connection, it is not safe. The chances that there is a designated USSS agent to go fetch the drugs is non-zero

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 05:53 PM (D7oie)

268 >>3 Mary Jo Kopechne, if she were alive, would vote for Ted Kennedy, if he were alive, and running for President.

Mary Jo Kopechne HAS voted Dem in every election since her Murder.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 05:55 PM (BwNH5)

269 There was a cryptic tweet from Kelly over the weekend he deleted that suggested he was the VP.

It didn't make sense to me, that that was the implication.

Something about serving the people of AZ.

My favorite Leroy Jenkins pick is Big Mike

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 05, 2024 05:55 PM (5olC1)

270 It will not surprise me if in 2 weeks we have another Democrat nomination
Posted by: Skip
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Me either. I bet Hillarhoid is still sitting by her phone ... waiting ... hoping.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 05, 2024 05:56 PM (YqDXo)

271 >>Remember, the USSS erased the Comms for the Trump assassination attempt under the rubric of, that's what we do after every ...

Assassination. Successful or not.

(See JFK)

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 05:56 PM (BwNH5)

272 Congress. Tell me why we keep 535 of them and their staffs there and in home districts.

Also, their lifeline benefits, nepotism for a great deal of their family members, inside stock info., inside gov. contracts, info.,
etc.

Term limits

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 05:56 PM (NFX2v)

273 According to my sources ….@KamalaHarris is NOT picking @JoshShapiroPA
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Cramer was pulling for Lantz, or whatever his name is, as a good businessman. So, reverse Cramer??

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 05:57 PM (i0CiB)

274 According to my sources ….@KamalaHarris is NOT picking @JoshShapiroPA

So who is?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 05:58 PM (aD39U)

275 What the fuck was RFK Jr doing with a bear?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 05, 2024 05:58 PM (4Med0)

276 Tim Walz seems to be getting a lot of mentions on X.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2024 05:58 PM (LkLld)

277 What the fuck was RFK Jr doing with a bear?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 05, 2024 05:58 PM (4Med0)

One word: brain parasites.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 05:58 PM (aD39U)

278 I bet White House is the best coke money can buy. Not that shit you get from a guy named Spider.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 05, 2024 05:30 PM (uTKQI)

I remember this discussion, and for some reason I remember it being spelled "Spyder" though that may have been from a Maria Bamford bit.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 05:59 PM (D7oie)

279 >>Term limits

Term Limits are a tough nut to crack, Constitutionally Speaking.

Better to Tax the ever loving shit out of anyone who 'serves'.

Attach the Max Income Tax Rate allowable by Statute to anyone sporting their level of Fed. Benefits.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 05:59 PM (BwNH5)

280 Oh. Waltz. I was thinking of cartoonist Walter Lanz when I first read the politician's name.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 05:59 PM (i0CiB)

281 >>What the fuck was RFK Jr doing with a bear?

He was a self admitted Sex Addict.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 06:00 PM (BwNH5)

282 ...also. RFK Jr has Daddy Issues.

So. Not surprised by the Bear.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 06:00 PM (BwNH5)

283 nood

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 06:01 PM (i0CiB)

284 If it's Walz , Vance will have a blast with him at the debates. He's a socialist, he's incompetent and he let Minneapolis be destroyed by the riots. Vance could also point out that the police weren't properly supervised and the buck ultimately stops with the governor

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2024 06:02 PM (kCLO6)

285 What the fuck was RFK Jr doing with a bear?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 05, 2024 05:58 PM (4Med0)

One word: brain parasites.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Hey! Can that be transmitted by oral sex?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: CumSwallow Harris at August 05, 2024 06:03 PM (MsrgL)

286 I like Walter Lantz even though he drew Chilly Willy, who had a walrus best friend, even though penguins and walruses don't cross paths in the wild.

Posted by: Stickler for De-tail at August 05, 2024 06:04 PM (CV8a5)

287 rowe himself said it at the press conference
Posted by: anachronda at August 05, 2024 05:47 PM (Pk+76)

Holy shit

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 06:04 PM (lX8VI)

288 268 >>3 Mary Jo Kopechne, if she were alive, would vote for Ted Kennedy, if he were alive, and running for President.

Mary Jo Kopechne HAS voted Dem in every election since her Murder.
Posted by: garrett
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She keeps voting for Oldsmobile. Weird.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 05, 2024 06:04 PM (6bVxM)

289 ...
This proves that the deep state is engaged in a massive cover up in regards to anything Trump related.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 05, 2024 04:50 PM (QNSds)

The Lefty NPCs love that bull$h!t. They are so nestled in their cocoons, they have no idea what's really going on. Example:

Over the weekend we were visiting friends and went out to dinner. An elderly couple (friends of friends) that we didn't know ended up sitting next me and the lovely Mrs. Cop. We're making small-talk, when - completely unexpectedly - the old lady in the couple asks me how I think the election in Ohio is going to go. I clarify that she's talking about the Presidential election and say that Donald Trump will more than likely win Ohio.

I then state that the Democrats have done a terrible job governing the nation: high inflation, food costs doubled, fuel costs doubled, millions of illegal aliens, and the world on fire.

Welp, conversation dries-up at that point. They were so crestfallen you would have thought that I had kicked their dog. LOL.

Lefties have no problem imposing their politics and I don't put up with it.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 05, 2024 06:06 PM (pJWtt)

290 off sock

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 05, 2024 06:14 PM (sJHOI)

291 "Ace has an almost Dickensian gift for coming up with fictional names."

Disinformation Expert Ace has a gift that keeps me coming back, not just for the names but for the exceptional prose, period. A gift that keeps on giving. Thank you, Ace. Your most astute verbiage and perception is truly exceptional.

Posted by: XRRdemocrat at August 05, 2024 08:02 PM (eWfDT)

292 Tell me why those Secret Service agents should not hang?

Posted by: Jane at August 05, 2024 08:31 PM (bXvrr)

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