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Pelosi's Top Security Aides Received a Red Alert About Possible Unrest the Eve of January 6th

Well well well.


Two top House security aides under then-Speaker Nancy Pelosi got stark warnings from police the night before the Jan. 6 riots that protesters might try to breach the U.S. Capitol through its tunnel systems and block lawmakers from voting to certify Joe Biden's presidential election win, according to newly obtained memos and text messages.

Maybe ask your Fed pal about that. The one who announced the evening of January 5th he intended to go "into the Capitol."

The documents obtained by Just the News also confirm that Pelosi's team played a role in the botched security planning for that fateful day.

"We have identified numerous open source comments indicating groups intentions of finding the tunnel entrances and confronting/blocking the MOCs (Members of Congress)," Capitol Police Deputy Chief Sean Gallagher wrote Deputy House Sergeant at Arms Tim Blodgett at 8:55 p.m. on Jan. 5, 2021 in an email that got forwarded less than an hour later to Blodgett's boss, then-Sergeant at Arms Paul Irving. The second time is listed in UTC, or Coordinated Universal Time.


A second warning was sent later that evening about possible threats against Supreme Court justices, and the sergeant-at arms-office scheduled a briefing for Pelosi's then-chief of staff Terri McCullough the next morning, hours before the breach occurred, according to the messages obtained by House Administration Oversight Subcommittee Chairman Barry Loudermilk.

Congressional investigators believe the texts and emails may explain why Pelosi in a recently surfaced video shot by her daughter as they were fleeing the Capitol on Jan. 6. claimed responsibility for security failures that day despite her claims to the contrary.

"We have responsibility, Terri," Pelosi is heard saying on the videotape to McCullough. "We did not have any accountability for what was going on there, and we should have. .. I take responsibility for not having them just prepare for more."

Loudermilk told Just the News his committee plans to question Pelosi's staff about what was meant on the videotape and how they reacted to the emailed warnings from Capitol Police.

"I think it was clear at that moment. She understood. They messed up. She or her staff are the ones who denied the request by Chief (Steven) Sund for the National Guard," he told the "Just the News, No Noise" television show.

Read the whole thing.

Meanwhile, Loudermilk says he'll try, again, to force Pelosi to disclose information about the cover-up of the bomb -- ??? -- found outside the DNC..


As Congress turns its attention to the assassination attempt on Donald Trump's life, a key House investigator vowed Monday to issue a subpoena to force the disclosure of a long-delayed report on an earlier Secret Service failure to detect a bomb that could have jeopardized Kamala Harris' life the morning of the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol riot.

The Homeland Security Department's inspector general has completed a report on Secret Service missteps during the Capitol crisis 3 ½ years ago but is refusing to release it even though footage Just the News published a year ago shows Secret Service agents took then Vice President-elect Harris within 10 yards of an undetected explosive device planted at the Democratic National Committee headquarters, Rep. Barry Loudermilk, R-Ga., said.

"We need to get this ... report. We need to see it," Loudermilk told the John Solomon Reports podcast. "And it needs to happen soon because we just created a task force to look at it. And ... I think there's important information there."

Rep. Barry Loudermilk on memo showing Pelosi's top security aides got warning about Capitol breach night before Jan. 6 riotRep. Barry Loudermilk on memo showing Pelosi's top security aides got warning about Capitol breach night before Jan. 6 riot.


"We are aware that the Secret Service has reviewed and cleared this report. Therefore, you alone are preventing the DHS OIG from releasing this report to Congress," Loudermilk said. "Given the events of July 13, 2024, yet another security failure by the U.S. Secret Service ("USSS") to detect and prevent a serious threat to a protectee, there is absolutely no justification for your delay."

She's not blocking the release of the report because it makes her look good, of course.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:00 PM




Comments

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1 Nooded

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 02, 2024 04:01 PM (O7YUW)

2 That's a very long link at the end.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 02, 2024 04:02 PM (O7YUW)

3 Keep in mind that the House Jan-6 Committee was not allowed to question Speaker Pelosi

Posted by: SMOD at August 02, 2024 04:02 PM (RHGPo)

4 Dude that was like 4 years ago!

Posted by: Tommy Vietor Van Driver at August 02, 2024 04:02 PM (Y8lzz)

5 Willowed:

Slap Slap Slap Slap.. Whats that sound?



Willie Brown's ballsack on Kamala's chin?

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at August 02, 2024 04:03 PM (Ps4hc)

6 Again, much like the Russia Hoax, we keep chicken f**king things we already know and keep re-discovering them every 6 months or so.


IT WAS ALL AN OP, FROM TOP TO BOTTOM.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 02, 2024 04:03 PM (XV/Pl)

7 They're exhausting with their games. Surely intentional.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 02, 2024 04:03 PM (NFX2v)

8 Not totally news.

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:03 PM (krQz2)

9 And you know the sad part. We are too late to vote our way out of this.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 02, 2024 04:03 PM (BFOh4)

10 Ace is regular as clockwork today

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 02, 2024 04:03 PM (JMAcK)

11 Fixed (Until Ace re-saves).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2024 04:03 PM (d9fT1)

12 IT WAS ALL AN OP, FROM TOP TO BOTTOM.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 02, 2024 04:03 PM (XV/Pl)
---
Well cauterize my buttocks!

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:04 PM (krQz2)

13 Ace is regular as clockwork today
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 02, 2024 04:03 PM (JMAcK)


Since the hot iron anyway.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 02, 2024 04:04 PM (aD39U)

14 >protesters might try to breach the U.S. Capitol through its tunnel systems and block lawmakers from voting to certify Joe Biden's presidential election win,
---

cue "Mission: Impossible" theme music

sounds like horseshit to me

Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 04:04 PM (/7KEl)

15 @12

>>Well cauterize my buttocks!

I think we have someone in-house who has experience holding butt cheeks apart.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 02, 2024 04:04 PM (XV/Pl)

16
* stretches *
* yawns *

Posted by: American Press at August 02, 2024 04:05 PM (krQz2)

17 "breach the U.S. Capitol through its tunnel systems"

What do they need tunnels for? I want a tunnel too.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at August 02, 2024 04:05 PM (s5zPX)

18 "botched" security LOL


Yeah, they "botched" this security, just like the July 13th security was "botched".

You misspelled "purposely lax", Justthenews

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 02, 2024 04:05 PM (JMAcK)

19 15 @12

>>Well cauterize my buttocks!

I think we have someone in-house who has experience holding butt cheeks apart.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 02, 2024 04:04 PM (XV/Pl)

======

And I bet Muldoon's done the other part before, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 02, 2024 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

20 Of course she ignored it. She was part of the group who planned it.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 04:05 PM (B1dzx)

21 nancy pelosi got what she and the deep state wanted.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 02, 2024 04:05 PM (QNSds)

22 Ten minutes ago:

BREAKING: Website of Israel's airport authority is down

Thirty-five minutes ago:

#BREAKING "In coming hours, the world will witness extraordinary scenes and very important developments," an Iranian state TV anchor said in a live program focused on Tehran's retaliation against Israel over the assassination of Hamas chief Ismail Haniyeh in Tehran.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 02, 2024 04:06 PM (uxCna)

23 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 02, 2024 04:06 PM (FIkb2)

24 Just suck it up lower caste Americans.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 02, 2024 04:06 PM (rJ48h)

25 Breach happens and stops the process as planned. Another squirrel.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 02, 2024 04:06 PM (Z8Yh2)

26 13. G'rump928(c

I sent you a non healthy idea below.

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 04:06 PM (2UJ+q)

27 The press disappeared the bomb during the Fedsurrection, just like they're trying to disappear the actual attempt on a President's life.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 02, 2024 04:07 PM (JMAcK)

28 I saw yesterday that the DOJ filed a report chastising the Texas Youth Prison System. They presented a whole laundry list of things that needed to be corrected (such as prolonged solitary confinement, disallowing sleep etc). Every single one of those items listed reflect exactly what the DOJ is doing to the Jan. 6th political prisoners.

Not a freakin peep from the Republican party.

Posted by: Orson at August 02, 2024 04:07 PM (dIske)

29 Two top House security aides under then-Speaker Nancy Pelosi got stark warnings from police the night before the Jan. 6 riots

"Here's what we're going to do tomorrow..."

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2024 04:07 PM (Lh/d2)

30 The important thing to remember is that the timing was to allow the House to be called into an emergency session to certify the election.

The key part is "emergency." The 6th was planned that way and at that time for that reason.

No motions or discussions can reach the floor. No discussions about fraud. Just certifying the vote. That was the entire point of the feds staging that time at that day.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 02, 2024 04:07 PM (6JA25)

31 watch out!

Nick Cage is gonna steal the Declaration Of Independence!! pelosi's been warned

Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 04:07 PM (/7KEl)

32 Two top House security aides under then-Speaker Nancy Pelosi got stark warnings from police the night before the Jan. 6 riots that protesters might try to breach the U.S. Capitol through its tunnel systems and block lawmakers from voting to certify Joe Biden's presidential election win, according to newly obtained memos and text messages.
---
Could it be that they got wind of some asshole wandering around the crowd yelling "We gotta go INTO THE CAPITAL!! INTO THE CAPITAL!!"?

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:07 PM (krQz2)

33 12...Well cauterize my buttocks!
Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:04 PM (krQz2)

[Straightens tie...]
--- warmonger Lindsey, probably

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 02, 2024 04:07 PM (Rbu5d)

34 I sent you a non healthy idea below.
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 04:06 PM (2UJ+q)


I suggested canned peaches but was rejected. Apparently too much sugar and not enough peachiness.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 02, 2024 04:08 PM (aD39U)

35 On Jan. 6 Eve, does Schumer Claus visit all the conservative boys and girls in his sleigh drawn by Cerberus, and put videos of cackling Hillary and Kamala in their stockings?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 04:08 PM (v6JzV)

36 Nick Cage is gonna steal the Declaration Of Independence!! pelosi's been warned

Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 04:07 PM (/7KEl)
---
But he has the unbearable weight of massive talent on his side.

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:08 PM (krQz2)

37 Just another set of coincidences. Being Deep state must be fun as hell.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 02, 2024 04:08 PM (Z8Yh2)

38 Leaving politics out of it, any law enforcement agency and shot callers should prepare for this scenario at a rally protesting election results. It’s just common sense.

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 04:08 PM (B1dzx)

39 21 nancy pelosi got what she and the deep state wanted.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 02, 2024 04:05 PM (QNSds

She is honestly the evil genius. Will be curious what happens when she is gone. Her DEI succession candidate is no Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 04:09 PM (2UJ+q)

40 Well cauterize my buttocks!
Posted by: Axeman

Look, Nurse already told us about her day...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 04:09 PM (v6JzV)

41 22 Ten minutes ago:

BREAKING: Website of Israel's airport authority is down

Thirty-five minutes ago:

#BREAKING "In coming hours, the world will witness extraordinary scenes and very important developments," an Iranian state TV anchor said in a live program focused on Tehran's retaliation against Israel over the assassination of Hamas chief Ismail Haniyeh in Tehran.

... this is why US Cyber Command is slow to use their weapons .. you can only use them once and the defect will be fixed

This seems like a complete waste to me

Posted by: SMOD at August 02, 2024 04:09 PM (RHGPo)

42 #BREAKING "In coming hours, the world will witness extraordinary scenes and very important developments," an Iranian state TV anchor said

Come on, WWIII! Save our asses!

Posted by: The Deep State at August 02, 2024 04:09 PM (Lh/d2)

43
Wait a goldarned minute here. I was told that Trump incited the whole thing and that's why he needs to be thrown into prison.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2024 04:09 PM (rO3Tj)

44 37 Just another set of coincidences. Being Deep state must be fun as hell.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 02, 2024 04:08 PM (Z8Yh2)

Treason, murder, and graft for profit.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:10 PM (ynpvh)

45 About that Nurse story:

they were literally slapping hot iron to 'it' ?

Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 04:10 PM (/7KEl)

46 Come on, WWIII! Save our asses!
Posted by: The Deep State at August 02, 2024 04:09 PM (Lh/d2)



It's just a localized sunrise in Tehran.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 02, 2024 04:10 PM (aD39U)

47 I gotta say, that video of Pelosi admitting that they screwed up seemed pretty genuine.

Which is to say, I don't think she expected this op to spin out of control in that manner.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2024 04:10 PM (KbCG3)

48 I suggested canned peaches but was rejected. Apparently too much sugar and not enough peachiness.
Posted by: G'rump928

Frozen. No sugar. Publix has them. Whits is definitely not sugar free!

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 04:10 PM (2UJ+q)

49 43
Wait a goldarned minute here. I was told that Trump incited the whole thing and that's why he needs to be thrown into prison.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2024 04:09 PM (rO3Tj)

He used his secr3t power to back-cast in time a message to the rioters to take down the Capitol building.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:11 PM (ynpvh)

50 Treason, murder, and graft for profit.

And the children. Those sweet, tasty Haitian children.

Posted by: Hillary! at August 02, 2024 04:11 PM (710OU)

51 About that Nurse story:

they were literally slapping hot iron to 'it' ?
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 04:10 PM (/7KEl)
---
That's what I was thinking.

The hoard approves.

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:11 PM (krQz2)

52 48 I suggested canned peaches but was rejected. Apparently too much sugar and not enough peachiness.
Posted by: G'rump928

Frozen. No sugar. Publix has them. Whits is definitely not sugar free!

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 04:10 PM (2UJ+q)

I think the term is added sugar; peaches should have sugary goodness in their fruit already.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:11 PM (ynpvh)

53 22 Ten minutes ago:

BREAKING: Website of Israel's airport authority is down

Thirty-five minutes ago:

#BREAKING "In coming hours, the world will witness extraordinary scenes and very important developments," an Iranian state TV anchor said in a live program focused on Tehran's retaliation against Israel over the assassination of Hamas chief Ismail Haniyeh in Tehran.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 02, 2024 04:06 PM (uxCna)

Can one of the president's please come on camera and give us some assurance, or will it just be some Georgetown social climbing intern they send out to say "Nah, it'll be alright".

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 02, 2024 04:12 PM (uBBbP)

54 Trying to think of anything that would make Pelosi look good. Not coming up with much.

Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 04:12 PM (2bFN5)

55 Treason, murder, and graft for profit.

And the children. Those sweet, tasty Haitian children.
Posted by: Hillary! at August 02, 2024 04:11 PM (710OU)
---
Ya gotta fry 'em.

Posted by: Oprah at August 02, 2024 04:12 PM (krQz2)

56 Don't foget Oppression. Oppressing is the funnest of all.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 02, 2024 04:12 PM (Z8Yh2)

57 "Nah, it'll be alright".

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 02, 2024 04:12 PM (uBBbP)

Was that in the Critical Drinker voice?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2024 04:12 PM (KbCG3)

58 46 Come on, WWIII! Save our asses!
Posted by: The Deep State at August 02, 2024 04:09 PM (Lh/d2)


It's just a localized sunrise in Tehran.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 02, 2024 04:10 PM (aD39U)

Just Another Taqiyya Sunrise.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:12 PM (ynpvh)

59 El Al has stopped flights from the US to Israel. Way to go, Kamala!

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 04:13 PM (2UJ+q)

60 If you thought you hated Mitch McConnell enough, think again.

Mitch McConnell: ‘America First’ Is Foreign Policy ‘Nonsense’

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 02, 2024 04:13 PM (/U5Yz)

61 Someone in the last thread posted something from DU where the DUmmies are saying they need to "start being mean to Trump".

You know because shooting him doesn't count as mean.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2024 04:13 PM (oZhjI)

62 I think Nanzi was in on the total plot of the Coup d'etat

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2024 04:13 PM (fwDg9)

63 "make Pelosi look good"

Rack pics from '71?

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 02, 2024 04:14 PM (Z8Yh2)

64 Something that has always puzzled me: Why was then-Senator Harris at the DNC HQ that day in the first place? Why wasn't she at the Capitol for the vote? Even if she wasn't allowed to vote on the election results because she was on one side of the ticket, why wouldn't she be there for the historic FIRST! aspect and to get congratulations from her fellow Senators?

Posted by: pookysgirl, just asking questions at August 02, 2024 04:14 PM (dtlDP)

65 She's not blocking the release of the report because it makes her look good, of course.



-

As was noted earlier in the week, the feds get total secrecy. Citizens are allowed none.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 02, 2024 04:14 PM (6JA25)

66 I think the term is added sugar; peaches should have sugary goodness in their fruit already.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August

Thank you, Mr. Technical. 😂

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 04:14 PM (2UJ+q)

67 Just another set of coincidences. Being Deep state must be fun as hell.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 02, 2024 04:08 PM (Z8Yh2)

Treason, murder, and graft for profit.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:10 PM (ynpvh)
---
... and graft.

"Hey, you said graft twice!"

DC: "I like graft."

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:14 PM (krQz2)

68 Can one of the president's please come on camera and give us some assurance

Oh, wouldn't that be funny. Getting their schedules mixed up and two Presidents make appearances many miles from each other.

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2024 04:14 PM (Lh/d2)

69
As a lifelong Democrat I'm proud of the fact that Kamala has chosen to downplay the fact that her life was so endangered on the morning of January 6th. It's that sort of humility that more people should be aware of before casting their ballot(s).

Posted by: Karen CheChe at August 02, 2024 04:14 PM (RKVpM)

70 It was NOT an "Explosive device" it was an inert facsimile of something that sort of looked like one. Kind of like that "Clock" that got a young arab an invite to the whitehouse.

Posted by: birdog at August 02, 2024 04:14 PM (lWs+l)

71 Trying to think of anything that would make Pelosi look good. Not coming up with much.
Posted by: scampydog at August 02, 2024 04:12 PM (2bFN5)



Vaseline on the lens?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 02, 2024 04:14 PM (aD39U)

72
Can one of the president's please come on camera and give us some assurance, or will it just be some Georgetown social climbing intern they send out to say "Nah, it'll be alright".


Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make

Posted by: Georgetown Social Climber Farquahar at August 02, 2024 04:15 PM (oZhjI)

73 Nanzi had to be in on the plot, had her daughter filming her heroic actions that were going to happen

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2024 04:15 PM (fwDg9)

74
a key House investigator vowed Monday to issue a subpoena

++++++++++++++

Enough with the vows. DO IT ffs.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2024 04:15 PM (ny95y)

75 Can one of the president's please come on camera and give us some assurance, or will it just be some Georgetown social climbing intern they send out to say "Nah, it'll be alright".
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 02, 2024 04:12 PM (uBBbP)
====

Nice ball-busting on Jake Sullivan.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2024 04:15 PM (JvZF+)

76 "Hitler" is just a friendly pejorative when it comes to Trump.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2024 04:15 PM (vFG9F)

77 Nanzi had to be in on the plot, had her daughter filming her heroic actions that were going to happen

-

Nailed it!

Posted by: Paul Pelosi's gay hammer fetish lover at August 02, 2024 04:15 PM (6JA25)

78 From the video of the agent who planted the pipe "bombs," we know it wasn't Agent FUPA or Agent Diversity Barbie.

Given that VP Hired for DEI was in the DNC HQ just before the pipe "bombs" were planted, i think we can be assured that it was someone on VP Hired for DEI's security detail that circled the block, planted the pipes, then got picked up.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 02, 2024 04:15 PM (Tw2RP)

79
Vaseline on the lens?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 02, 2024 04:14 PM (aD39U)

_______

The difference between porn and erotica.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2024 04:16 PM (rO3Tj)

80
El Al has stopped flights from the US to Israel. Way to go, Kamala!

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 04:13 PM


Sounds like things are about to get sporty. I don't like sporty.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2024 04:16 PM (RKVpM)

81 Trying to think of anything that would make Pelosi look good. Not coming up with much.
Posted by: scampydog


Rosa DeLauro

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 02, 2024 04:16 PM (/U5Yz)

82 Willowed

I was aggravated by the videos he has been showing because it shows the cops all running around the building looking at the roof with no one attempting to get on the building. Crooks was able to climb up there and from what I saw there were places someone could have climbed up too.

I know the story of one cop on another’s shoulders but I don’t know where that took place.
Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 03:45 PM (B1dzx)

———

I was aggravated about that too. Especially since the guy taking the video has a clear view of no one on the south side of the roof.

But then I’m told these are the cops that were tasked with traffic control and ran over to the area when people started yelling.

Of course then the lady on the horse with the Trump flag goes by. Murica.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 02, 2024 04:16 PM (LcLdk)

83 66 I think the term is added sugar; peaches should have sugary goodness in their fruit already.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August

Thank you, Mr. Technical. 😂

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 04:14 PM (2UJ+q)

I wouldn't mind owning a Technical...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:16 PM (ynpvh)

84 That gummy got me tripping too much to do any kind of press conference queen.

Posted by: Kamala at August 02, 2024 04:16 PM (Y8lzz)

85 69
As a lifelong Democrat I'm proud of the fact that Kamala has chosen to downplay the fact that her life was so endangered on the morning of January 6th. It's that sort of humility that more people should be aware of before casting their ballot(s).
Posted by: Karen CheChe at August 02, 2024 04:14 PM (RKVpM)

I know right! Memba that iconic picture of her standing on the dias in the senate with blood running down her face shouting fight fight fight.


Yeah me niether.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 02, 2024 04:17 PM (uBBbP)

86 76 "Hitler" is just a friendly pejorative when it comes to Trump.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2024 04:15 PM (vFG9F)

From a party that acts like Pol Pot when it comes to unborn babies...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:17 PM (ynpvh)

87 Well cauterize my buttocks!
Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:04 PM (krQz2)


You really want me to?

Posted by: Isabella, louve de France at August 02, 2024 04:17 PM (gKWVE)

88 81 Trying to think of anything that would make Pelosi look good. Not coming up with much.
Posted by: scampydog

Rosa DeLauro
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 02, 2024 04:16 PM (/U5Yz)neither.

Helen Thomas's rotting corpse.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 02, 2024 04:18 PM (uBBbP)

89 80
El Al has stopped flights from the US to Israel. Way to go, Kamala!

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 04:13 PM

Sounds like things are about to get sporty. I don't like sporty.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2024 04:16 PM (RKVpM)

Well, the Israeli's did bomb an airport in Syria used for sending munitions to the Hezzies in Lebannon.
https://www.israelnationalnews.com/en/news/394029

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:18 PM (ynpvh)

90
good lord you people won't stay on topic no matter how timely the topic. So since this is a post about Nanzi, I'll ask again from the thread where it was actually relevant and of course everyone did nothing but joke about Nurse and butt-cheeks:

What are Trump's options for his September sentencing? Show up, blow it off, somehow get another delay?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2024 04:18 PM (ny95y)

91 If you thought you hated Mitch McConnell enough, think again.

Mitch McConnell: ‘America First’ Is Foreign Policy ‘Nonsense’
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 02, 2024 04:13 PM (/U5Yz)

———-

And typical DC foreign policy is just gangbusters!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 02, 2024 04:18 PM (LcLdk)

92 Piper, I have a question for you.

I am a type-II diabetic, so I've made it a habit to avoid (most) sweet stuff, including fruit.

But I've read that some fruit is actually helpful for diabetes, in moderation, because it contains fiber, which helps bind up glocuse and thus flush it out of the system, along with other beneficial nutrients.

Do you have knowledge that you can share on this, and which fruits are OK for diabetics to consume? Because I really miss fruit.

Oh, and sorry for my anti-"memaw" rant on the previous thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 04:18 PM (v6JzV)

93 You know because shooting him doesn't count as mean.
----
As someone said, why is it such a big deal? Harris has been shot in the face a bunch of times.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 02, 2024 04:18 PM (Tw2RP)

94 81 Trying to think of anything that would make Pelosi look good. Not coming up with much.
Posted by: scampydog

Rosa DeLauro

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 02, 2024 04:16 PM (/U5Yz)

Danger hair...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:19 PM (ynpvh)

95 Thank you, Mr. Technical. 😂

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 04:14 PM (2UJ+q)

I wouldn't mind owning a Technical...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:16 PM (ynpvh)

I would love to convert my Nissan Frontier into a technical. The armaments would be the hard part. Alas.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Misunderstanding Comments for Humorous Effect at August 02, 2024 04:20 PM (Ad8y9)

96 92 Piper, I have a question for you.

I am a type-II diabetic, so I've made it a habit to avoid (most) sweet stuff, including fruit.

But I've read that some fruit is actually helpful for diabetes, in moderation, because it contains fiber, which helps bind up glocuse and thus flush it out of the system, along with other beneficial nutrients.

Do you have knowledge that you can share on this, and which fruits are OK for diabetics to consume? Because I really miss fruit.

Oh, and sorry for my anti-"memaw" rant on the previous thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 04:18 PM (v6JzV)

You might not like it, but bitter melon is supposed to be helpful.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:20 PM (ynpvh)

97 At least Pelosi is a normal-looking old hag. DeLauro, on the other hand...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 04:20 PM (v6JzV)

98 Has one of you already suggested that of course she knew there would be unrest, the Eff.Bee.EYE told her what they were working on?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 02, 2024 04:21 PM (FnneF)

99 good lord you people won't stay on topic no matter how timely the topic.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2024 04:18 PM (ny95y)
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We've had enough of your topic-centric bigotry, ma'am.

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:22 PM (krQz2)

100 99 good lord you people won't stay on topic no matter how timely the topic.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2024 04:18 PM (ny95y)
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We've had enough of your topic-centric bigotry, ma'am.

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:22 PM (krQz2)

So you want the Morons to talk about Bewbs?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:22 PM (ynpvh)

101 100

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 02, 2024 04:22 PM (2UnvF)

102 But I've read that some fruit is actually helpful for diabetes

Lime, with an eel chaser.

Posted by: Ancient Vietnamese Delicacy at August 02, 2024 04:22 PM (Lh/d2)

103 good lord you people won't stay on topic no matter how timely the topic.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

What's the topic, again?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 04:23 PM (v6JzV)

104 100 99 good lord you people won't stay on topic no matter how timely the topic.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2024 04:18 PM (ny95y)
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We've had enough of your topic-centric bigotry, ma'am.

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:22 PM (krQz2)

So you want the Morons to talk about Bewbs?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:22 PM (ynpvh)

Buddy of mine was hanging out with this girl we were all friends with. She sent him a topless text. He simply wrote back, "Cool boobs."

Still the funniest reply I can think of.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2024 04:23 PM (KbCG3)

105 Line of T-storm was mostly a dud, not even much rain out of it

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2024 04:23 PM (fwDg9)

106 >>> 61 Someone in the last thread posted something from DU where the DUmmies are saying they need to "start being mean to Trump".

You know because shooting him doesn't count as mean.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2024 04:13 PM (oZhjI)

That was the Russians Iranians.

Posted by: the Derp State at August 02, 2024 04:23 PM (FnneF)

107 I worked with a woman that had a diabetic husband. They said she could can pears in pineapple juice for him. Might be worth checking into.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 02, 2024 04:24 PM (MdjE1)

108 103 good lord you people won't stay on topic no matter how timely the topic.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

What's the topic, again?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 04:23 PM (v6JzV)

Pretty sure it's cauterizing eel hemorrhoids.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2024 04:24 PM (KbCG3)

109 102 But I've read that some fruit is actually helpful for diabetes

Lime, with an eel chaser.

Posted by: Ancient Vietnamese Delicacy at August 02, 2024 04:22 PM (Lh/d2)

A most unusual enema.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:24 PM (ynpvh)

110 So you want the Morons to talk about Bewbs?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

This morning's Art Thread was epic!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 04:24 PM (v6JzV)

111 As someone said, why is it such a big deal? Harris has been shot in the face a bunch of times.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 02, 2024 04:18 PM (Tw2RP)
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People have shot down her throat as well, probably.

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:24 PM (krQz2)

112 I'm sure they're trying to figure out what to do in September. Trump was supposed to accommodate them by being dead, but now they are going to have to actually do... something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2024 04:24 PM (0FoWg)

113 Funny how a lot of things happen on Friday afternoon.

Muzzies done plopping their heads on the floor.
Jews beginning the Sabbath.
Other folks getting ready for weekend stuff.
Politicians (and the lapdog news readers) knowing all of this.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Misunderstanding Comments for Humorous Effect at August 02, 2024 04:25 PM (Ad8y9)

114 I heard Sydney Sweeney said she has no intention to stop doing nude scenes.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at August 02, 2024 04:25 PM (Y8lzz)

115
And we would have gotten away with it to, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

Posted by: Liz Cheney, after being unmasked by Scocby,Shaggy & the gang at August 02, 2024 04:25 PM (+oR7L)

116 110 So you want the Morons to talk about Bewbs?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

This morning's Art Thread was epic!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 04:24 PM (v6JzV)

They all looked the same...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:25 PM (ynpvh)

117 111 As someone said, why is it such a big deal? Harris has been shot in the face a bunch of times.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 02, 2024 04:18 PM (Tw2RP)
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People have shot down her throat as well, probably.

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:24 PM (krQz2)

And she got down on her knees while it was happening.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:26 PM (ynpvh)

118 116 So?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 04:26 PM (v6JzV)

119 Line of T-storm was mostly a dud, not even much rain out of it

We got soaked. It came down in buckets. At least we didn't lose power much.

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2024 04:26 PM (Lh/d2)

120
What's the topic, again?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 04:23 PM (v6JzV)

Pretty sure it's cauterizing eel hemorrhoids.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2024 04:24 PM (KbCG3)

So you are saying I should have used an electric eel?

Posted by: That guy with hemmarhoids and a moray eel up his butt at August 02, 2024 04:26 PM (uBBbP)

121 Dear Speaker Pelousy,

I'm gonna booglarize you, baby!

Posted by: Captain Beefheart at August 02, 2024 04:27 PM (CV8a5)

122 good lord you people won't stay on topic no matter how timely the topic.
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Don't be weird.
This ain't a boobs thread.
Yet.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 02, 2024 04:27 PM (Tw2RP)

123 So you want the Morons to talk about Bewbs?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

This morning's Art Thread was epic!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 04:24 PM (v6JzV)

They all looked the same...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:25 PM (ynpvh)
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It's like the artist once saw a boob. And ran with it, so to speak.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Misunderstanding Comments for Humorous Effect at August 02, 2024 04:27 PM (Ad8y9)

124 So you want the Morons to talk about Bewbs?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

This morning's Art Thread was epic!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 04:24 PM (v6JzV)

They all looked the same...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:25 PM (ynpvh)
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Once you've seen one,

You want to see them all.

Posted by: Ron White at August 02, 2024 04:27 PM (krQz2)

125 "good lord you people won't stay on topic no matter how timely the topic."

Must be new here.

Posted by: Outside of Life at August 02, 2024 04:28 PM (89Sog)

126 123 So you want the Morons to talk about Bewbs?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

This morning's Art Thread was epic!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 04:24 PM (v6JzV)

They all looked the same...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:25 PM (ynpvh)
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It's like the artist once saw a boob. And ran with it, so to speak.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Misunderstanding Comments for Humorous Effect at August 02, 2024 04:27 PM (Ad8y9)

The boobs in DC are NOT attractive.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:28 PM (ynpvh)

127 What possible reason has the government gotten REALLY quiet about the two pipe bomb attempts? These were reported. The bombs found and diffused. We have CCTV of the culprit. Yet nobody ever talks about this case, and many of the findings are classified. Why? With Ted Kazinski, and the Zodiac killer, it was wall to wall coverage. Here we get...crickets.

The only answer is:

1) This was a plant by a government agent/informant.

2) They know who did it and had them in custody before letting them go. Admitting that is very embarrassing.

3) The answer doesn't help the left-wing narrative, i.e. Antifa planted the bombs.

4) This was a foreign actor, and they are afraid it will lead to feelings of racism or some such thing against the protected group to which he/she belongs.

Four years - time to cough up everything you know. In fact, one law I'd like to see is a statue of limitations for investigations - say 5 years. After that they are forced to cough up everything. No keeping crimes secret for 30 years.

Posted by: El Mariachi at August 02, 2024 04:28 PM (mvURQ)

128 The boobs in DC are NOT attractive.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:28 PM (ynpvh)
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They wear a lot of suits.

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:29 PM (krQz2)

129 120
What's the topic, again?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 04:23 PM (v6JzV)

Pretty sure it's cauterizing eel hemorrhoids.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2024 04:24 PM (KbCG3)

So you are saying I should have used an electric eel?

Posted by: That guy with hemmarhoids and a moray eel up his butt at August 02, 2024 04:26 PM (uBBbP)

Shocking, I tell ya. Might do double duty as a AED machine.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:29 PM (ynpvh)

130 128 The boobs in DC are NOT attractive.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:28 PM (ynpvh)
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They wear a lot of suits.
Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:29 PM (krQz2)

=======

Skin suits.

All lizard people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 02, 2024 04:30 PM (GBKbO)

131
Line of T-storm was mostly a dud, not even much rain out of it

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2024 04:23 PM


Not even an eight of an inch here. It had so much promise... then nothing. Driving north today to St Peter's Village all the corn looked eight feet tall. Mine looks sad.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2024 04:30 PM (RKVpM)

132
Well, I've captured the news cycle on this thread without actually getting to a matter of substance.

I AM KAMALA

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2024 04:30 PM (ny95y)

133 128 The boobs in DC are NOT attractive.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:28 PM (ynpvh)
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They wear a lot of suits.

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:29 PM (krQz2)

They tend to simultaneously also be assholes and dicks.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:30 PM (ynpvh)

134 >The boobs in DC are NOT attractive.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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try Good Guys on Wisconsin Ave NW
some of the hottest women in the city

Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 04:31 PM (/7KEl)

135
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2024 04:24 PM (0FoWg)


+++++++++++++

Hmmmm.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2024 04:31 PM (ny95y)

136 Pro tip: if you're uncertain of whether to include an apostrophe on a word ... don't.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2024 04:31 PM (YqDXo)

137 Most eels live in the shallow waters of the ocean and burrow into sand, mud, or amongst rocks. Most eel species are nocturnal, and thus are rarely seen. Sometimes, they are seen living together in rectums or "eel pits".

Posted by: Eel facts at August 02, 2024 04:31 PM (vFG9F)

138 The "pipebomb" is some bullshit amateur-hour clusterfuck of a red herring DC would really prefer you stop mentioning.

This is what a real conspiracy looks like. A lot of pooch-screwing and then an *insistence* that you parrot the "official explanation" they have given you.

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:31 PM (krQz2)

139 136 Pro tip: if you're uncertain of whether to include an apostrophe on a word ... don't.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2024 04:31 PM (YqDXo)

Ill keep that in mind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:32 PM (ynpvh)

140 Most eels live in the shallow waters of the ocean and burrow into sand, mud, or amongst rocks. Most eel species are nocturnal, and thus are rarely seen. Sometimes, they are seen living together in rectums or "eel pits".

Posted by: Eel facts at August 02, 2024 04:31 PM (vFG9F)
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Pro tip: Do not force them up your ass.

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:32 PM (krQz2)

141 DOOOOO
your boobs hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie em in a knot
can you tie em in a bow
can you throw em o'er your shoulder
like a continental soldier
sdo your boobs hand low?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 02, 2024 04:32 PM (W2Pud)

142 "Pro tip: if you're uncertain of whether to include an apostrophe on a word ... don't.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"

Aint yall smart!

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2024 04:33 PM (vFG9F)

143 140 Most eels live in the shallow waters of the ocean and burrow into sand, mud, or amongst rocks. Most eel species are nocturnal, and thus are rarely seen. Sometimes, they are seen living together in rectums or "eel pits".

Posted by: Eel facts at August 02, 2024 04:31 PM (vFG9F)
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Pro tip: Do not force them up your ass.
Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:32 PM (krQz2)

Mud sharks are still okay though, right?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2024 04:33 PM (KbCG3)

144 140 Most eels live in the shallow waters of the ocean and burrow into sand, mud, or amongst rocks. Most eel species are nocturnal, and thus are rarely seen. Sometimes, they are seen living together in rectums or "eel pits".

Posted by: Eel facts at August 02, 2024 04:31 PM (vFG9F)
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Pro tip: Do not force them up your ass.

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:32 PM (krQz2)

Maybe that particular species of eel is like the candiru...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:33 PM (ynpvh)

145 Oh, and sorry for my anti-"memaw" rant on the previous thread.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 04:18 PM (v6JzV)

You can look up which fruits have a better glycemic level

Berries are some of the best, apple is good, orange pretty good too. The portion sizes are what you want to watch

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 02, 2024 04:34 PM (NtVYv)

146 What were we talking about again?

Posted by: Eel Facts at August 02, 2024 04:34 PM (vFG9F)

147 146 What were we talking about again?
Posted by: Eel Facts at August 02, 2024 04:34 PM (vFG9F)

=======

Star Trek?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 02, 2024 04:34 PM (GBKbO)

148
The "pipebomb" is some bullshit amateur-hour clusterfuck of a red herring DC would really prefer you stop mentioning.

How can you downplay the devastating effect a one hour kitchen timer can produce 24 hours later? This is why you people are weird.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at August 02, 2024 04:34 PM (RKVpM)

149
The boobs at night
Are big and bright
Clap-clap-clap-clap
Deep in the heart of Texas.

Remind me of
The girl I love.
....

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:34 PM (krQz2)

150 h, and sorry for my anti-"memaw" rant on the previous thread.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 04:18 PM (v6JzV)

You can look up which fruits have a better glycemic level

Berries are some of the best, apple is good, orange pretty good too. The portion sizes are what you want to watch
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 02, 2024 04:34 PM (NtVYv)

PS I have the Beetus too

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 02, 2024 04:34 PM (NtVYv)

151 145 Oh, and sorry for my anti-"memaw" rant on the previous thread.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 04:18 PM (v6JzV)

You can look up which fruits have a better glycemic level

Berries are some of the best, apple is good, orange pretty good too. The portion sizes are what you want to watch

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 02, 2024 04:34 PM (NtVYv)

A single serving is what I can eat in sitting; an entire Costco-sized bag of chips can be a single serving...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:35 PM (ynpvh)

152 147 146 What were we talking about again?
Posted by: Eel Facts at August 02, 2024 04:34 PM (vFG9F)

=======

Star Trek?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 02, 2024 04:34 PM (GBKbO)

That episode where the Cardassians kept shoving eels up Picard's ass until he saw the correct # of lights?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:35 PM (ynpvh)

153 What were we talking about again?
Posted by: Eel Facts at August 02, 2024 04:34 PM (vFG9F)

=======

Star Trek?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 02, 2024 04:34 PM (GBKbO)
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That episode where Sulu rammed an eel up his ass?

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:35 PM (krQz2)

154 They strung me up by my tail with piano wire!

Posted by: Eel Duce at August 02, 2024 04:35 PM (MDua2)

155
The Secret Service and DC Police acted like the bombs planted at RNC and DNC headquarters were no danger to anyone. Utterly unconcerned. Fake bombs planted as backup in case the January 6 activities at the Capitol were not sufficiently vigorous.

Pipes packed with kitty litter and hooked up to clocks.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 02, 2024 04:35 PM (oemrf)

156 It is amazing how much destruction (physical and psychological) tht people in high trust positions to protect can cause by jus NOT doing their jobs.

/sidebar
One person trusted to maintain some critical infrastructure item can raise havoc by just not doing it.
-or-
DEI can not maintain it because they don't know to and raise havoc.

A distinction w/o difference.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 02, 2024 04:36 PM (cOq4q)

157 Between looking at radar and reading a book,
I forgot the topic

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2024 04:36 PM (fwDg9)

158 153 What were we talking about again?
Posted by: Eel Facts at August 02, 2024 04:34 PM (vFG9F)

=======

Star Trek?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 02, 2024 04:34 PM (GBKbO)
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That episode where Sulu rammed an eel up his ass?

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:35 PM (krQz2)

Oh my...

Posted by: Sulu at August 02, 2024 04:36 PM (ynpvh)

159 DOOOOO
your boobs hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie em in a knot
can you tie em in a bow
can you throw em o'er your shoulder
like a continental soldier
sdo your boobs hand low?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 02, 2024 04:32 PM (W2Pud)
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When I was in the boy scouts they said "ears," but we all knew it was "balls." Gotta keep it g-rated.

In the Army the cadences were far more inappropriate.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Misunderstanding Comments for Humorous Effect at August 02, 2024 04:36 PM (Ad8y9)

160 Thursday night is 2AM Naked Hammer Fight Time at the Pelosi Estate, and last night was no exception. Except for a hangover and blue balls, I came through alright.

Posted by: Speaker Emerita Spousal Unit at August 02, 2024 04:36 PM (CV8a5)

161 Pro tip: if you're uncertain of whether to include an apostrophe on a word ... don't.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 02, 2024 04:31 PM

Thats good advice. Ill keep it in mind.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 02, 2024 04:36 PM (xHTmX)

162 "Pro tip: if you're uncertain of whether to include an apostrophe on a word ... don't.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"
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W'hy?

Posted by: Guy Who Is SURE He Made The Right Choice at August 02, 2024 04:37 PM (krQz2)

163 The eel is an elongated fish. The word eel comes from the Old English ehl, or 'elongated fish without scales'.

Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 04:38 PM (/7KEl)

164
1) This was a plant by a government agent/informant.

2) They know who did it and had them in custody before letting them go. Admitting that is very embarrassing.

3) The answer doesn't help the left-wing narrative, i.e. Antifa planted the bombs.

Posted by: El Mariachi
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Supposedly from those that pay a lot of attention to the story, the Feds tracked the person who placed the device and as they left via cameras, then they took the Metro--more cameras. Then cameras picked the subject entering a Metro parking lot and retrieving their car.

Person of interest was a government contractor and senior nco (Air Force or Army--can't remember) and has explosives training.

Feds claimed data corruption prevented them from positive id of the person.

Posted by: whig at August 02, 2024 04:38 PM (qdbNv)

165 126 Jim, you’ve never been in DC when the “skinterns” are out in force in the summer. It is simply glorious.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 04:38 PM (v6JzV)

166 162 "Pro tip: if you're uncertain of whether to include an apostrophe on a word ... don't.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"
---
W'hy?

Posted by: Guy Who Is SURE He Made The Right Choice at August 02, 2024 04:37 PM (krQz2)

Sounds like some ethnic name.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:38 PM (ynpvh)

167 Supposedly the 'fake bomb' was a training aid for search dogs or something like that. Probably had some explosive mix to set off a scent.

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2024 04:38 PM (fwDg9)

168 160 Thursday night is 2AM Naked Hammer Fight Time at the Pelosi Estate, and last night was no exception. Except for a hangover and blue balls, I came through alright.
Posted by: Speaker Emerita Spousal Unit
=======
The song Sledgehammer for him is a way of life.

Posted by: whig at August 02, 2024 04:38 PM (qdbNv)

169 165 126 Jim, you’ve never been in DC when the “skinterns” are out in force in the summer. It is simply glorious.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 04:38 PM (v6JzV)

No, but I used to have a window view from a lab during summer in San Diego...lotsa fit ladies in skimpy clothing running and walking about.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:39 PM (ynpvh)

170 Meanwhile, from CISA and FBI: [paraphrasing] those cyberattacks we intend to launch on election day will only delay it, but not impact the election security or integrity of the results.
https://tinyurl.com/yc83arxd

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at August 02, 2024 04:39 PM (rWBww)

171 I thought it was ears. Oh my stars.

1 class left. If the world explodes between 4 and 5, will someone come get me, please?

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 04:39 PM (2UJ+q)

172 Pro tip: Do not force them up your ass.

-

This homophobia has to stop.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi's gay hammer fetish lover at August 02, 2024 04:40 PM (6JA25)

173
DEI thinks there are far too many non-eel-rammers employed by companies, and people tend to be far too non-eel-ramming-centric to make it a safe space for "eel enthusiasts".

Posted by: Guy Who Is SURE He Made The Right Choice at August 02, 2024 04:40 PM (krQz2)

174 That episode where Sulu rammed an eel up his ass?

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:35 PM (krQz2)

Oh my...
Posted by: Sulu
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Cap'n, We kenna hold Sulu's intestines together much longer sir.

Posted by: Scottie at August 02, 2024 04:40 PM (qdbNv)

175 The largest eels are over ten feet long.

Posted by: Don Black - try our Jellied Eel at August 02, 2024 04:40 PM (/7KEl)

176 hahaha, that sock worked out great

Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 02, 2024 04:40 PM (6JA25)

177 Ace works so hard researching his posts. Shame on you! Shame on all of you! *stomps feets*

And please to disregard my previous comments.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Misunderstanding Comments for Humorous Effect at August 02, 2024 04:40 PM (Ad8y9)

178 173
DEI thinks there are far too many non-eel-rammers employed by companies, and people tend to be far too non-eel-ramming-centric to make it a safe space for "eel enthusiasts".

Posted by: Guy Who Is SURE He Made The Right Choice at August 02, 2024 04:40 PM (krQz2)

I felt every word of this.

Maybe we are weird.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2024 04:40 PM (KbCG3)

179
Philly mayor just posted a Harris/Shapiro campaign ad at Xwitter.

BTW, the Progressive Wing is against Shapiro the Jew and calling him "Genocide Josh."

#GenocideJosh

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 02, 2024 04:41 PM (upEnu)

180 172 Pro tip: Do not force them up your ass.

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This homophobia has to stop.

Posted by: Paul Pelosi's gay hammer fetish lover at August 02, 2024 04:40 PM (6JA25)

Tentacles are the way to go.

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at August 02, 2024 04:41 PM (ynpvh)

181
My mommy told me not to ram eels up my ass
Eels up my ass. Eels up my ass.

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:41 PM (krQz2)

182 Someone ordered a Code Red on Pelosi and she wasn't home. The Capitol Police which has an outpost for her near her mansion was at the bathhouse.
So it's systemic failure and AG Barr couldn't find systemic in the dicktionary.

Posted by: torabora at August 02, 2024 04:42 PM (GhU8I)

183 I saw a Harris commercial during the prime time olympics broadcast last night.

She will win Seattle by 70 points.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 02, 2024 04:42 PM (W2Pud)

184 182 Someone ordered a Code Red on Pelosi and she wasn't home. The Capitol Police which has an outpost for her near her mansion was at the bathhouse.
So it's systemic failure and AG Barr couldn't find systemic in the dicktionary.

Posted by: torabora at August 02, 2024 04:42 PM (GhU8I)

Yup.

Posted by: Urban Dictionary at August 02, 2024 04:43 PM (ynpvh)

185 #GayWhitePedoEelRammersForHarris

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 02, 2024 04:43 PM (upEnu)

186 I guess there's never been any bomb that "could have threatened" Trump's life.

Except for the ones in that parking lot on July 13th.

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2024 04:44 PM (lX8VI)

187 ///from last thread
Kamala should use Cher's "Halfbreed" as her theme song.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2024 03:59 PM (h8CK2)

Gypsies, Tramps, Thieves one would work as well

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 02, 2024 04:44 PM (cOq4q)

188 183 I saw a Harris commercial during the prime time olympics broadcast last night.

She will win Seattle by 70 points.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 02, 2024 04:42 PM (W2Pud)

She won't even have to lie on her back or get on her knees.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:44 PM (ynpvh)

189 Bribe'em tells Netanyahu to stop escalating tensions. Joke said the US would send help this time but it would probably be the last time

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 04:45 PM (5MvGY)

190 188 183 I saw a Harris commercial during the prime time olympics broadcast last night.

She will win Seattle by 70 points.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 02, 2024 04:42 PM (W2Pud)

She won't even have to lie on her back or get on her knees.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:44 PM (ynpvh)

"But I'll do it anyway!" - Kammie

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2024 04:45 PM (KbCG3)

191
Philly mayor just posted a Harris/Shapiro campaign ad at Xwitter.

A woman Mayor, actually black, married with children, for those outside the Philly area.

Stranger and stranger it gets. I suppose they think she'll help Philly go from 80% (D) to 100%. Might take until 3:01 am to call PA.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at August 02, 2024 04:45 PM (RKVpM)

192 185 #GayWhitePedoEelRammersForHarris
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump

Rude. What about the one from Taiwan?

Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 04:45 PM (2UJ+q)

193 She won't even have to lie on her back or get on her knees.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Nope. Some of the women here have been wearing their pearls every day since biden was forced out.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 02, 2024 04:45 PM (W2Pud)

194 #GayWhitePedoEelRammersForHarris

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 02, 2024 04:43 PM (upEnu)
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When's the Zoom call?

On a more serious note, James Lindsay said that the White Women had the dynamics of a "struggle session".

Thank goodness, they're bringing the Maoism.

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:46 PM (OaZlZ)

195 She will win Seattle by 70 points.
Posted by: nurse ratched

How can you stand to be around so many stupid people? My county voted 70-30 in '16, and 75-25 in '20.

Posted by: NYC Refugee Since 1988 at August 02, 2024 04:46 PM (CV8a5)

196 How is she blocking anything if Republicans are in the majority?

Posted by: MikeN at August 02, 2024 04:46 PM (HVZOH)

197 Pro tip: Do not force them up your ass.
Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:32 PM (krQz2)

They have to go voluntarily?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at August 02, 2024 04:47 PM (VGRuw)

198 For Trump, I mean

Posted by: NYC Refugee Since 1988 at August 02, 2024 04:47 PM (CV8a5)

199 Kamala's wordsalad for today

"This is just an extraordinary testament to the importance of having a president who understands the power of diplomacy and understands the strength that rests in understanding the significance of diplomacy."

Re Biden and prisoner exchange.

Posted by: Scottie at August 02, 2024 04:47 PM (qdbNv)

200 How is she blocking anything if Republicans are in the majority?

Posted by: MikeN at August 02, 2024 04:46 PM (HVZOH)
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From time to time Republicans let Democrats run things.

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:47 PM (OaZlZ)

201 Nope. Some of the women here have been wearing their pearls every day since biden was forced out.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 02, 2024 04:45 PM (W2Pud)

People who do this kinda shit should be put in a home.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2024 04:48 PM (0FoWg)

202 I remember my history....there once was two Popes.

Posted by: torabora at August 02, 2024 04:48 PM (GhU8I)

203 199 Kamala's wordsalad for today

"This is just an extraordinary testament to the importance of having a president who understands the power of diplomacy and understands the strength that rests in understanding the significance of diplomacy."

Re Biden and prisoner exchange.
Posted by: Scottie at August 02, 2024 04:47 PM (qdbNv)

"Just say it's a big fucking deal, you dummy." - Joe, remembering better days

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2024 04:48 PM (KbCG3)

204 How can you stand to be around so many stupid people? My county voted 70-30 in '16, and 75-25 in '20.
Posted by: NYC Refugee Since 1988

It's ok. You get used to it. I do shake my head and roll my eyes. A Lot.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 02, 2024 04:48 PM (W2Pud)

205 "This is just an extraordinary testament to the importance of having a president who understands the power of diplomacy and understands the strength that rests in understanding the significance of diplomacy."

She is dumber than a TRS-80 AI.

Posted by: Eel Facts at August 02, 2024 04:49 PM (vFG9F)

206 Nope. Some of the women here have been wearing their pearls every day since biden was forced out.

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That's hilarious and I guarantee the people who organized it behind the scenes are laughing at them for it.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 02, 2024 04:49 PM (6JA25)

207 195 She will win Seattle by 70 points.
Posted by: nurse ratched

How can you stand to be around so many stupid people? My county voted 70-30 in '16, and 75-25 in '20.

Posted by: NYC Refugee Since 1988 at August 02, 2024 04:46 PM (CV8a5)

Domestic turkeys are some of the dumbest animals. They gather together densely when it's hot and die. They'll look up during a hailstorm and go blind. Kinda reminds me of the intelligence in Blue cities. It's like the farm animals voting for the farmer to rule them because he feeds them, nevermind that occasionally some of the pigs, chickens, and other animals end up on his dinner table.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:49 PM (ynpvh)

208 Kamala's wordsalad for today

"This is just an extraordinary testament to the importance of having a president who understands the power of diplomacy and understands the strength that rests in understanding the significance of diplomacy."

Posted by: Scottie at August 02, 2024 04:47 PM (qdbNv)
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Can I have some fresh pepper?

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:49 PM (OaZlZ)

209 People that do that shit should be sacrificed on the altars of their stupidity and left for carrion.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 04:50 PM (5MvGY)

210 202 I remember my history....there once was two Popes.

Posted by: torabora at August 02, 2024 04:48 PM (GhU8I)

More than that.

Posted by: Alexander Pope at August 02, 2024 04:50 PM (ynpvh)

211 190 188 183 I saw a Harris commercial during the prime time olympics broadcast last night.

She will win Seattle by 70 points.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 02, 2024 04:42 PM (W2Pud)

Same here in NorCal

Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2024 04:50 PM (IyPmt)

212 I remember my history....there once was two Popes.

Posted by: torabora at August 02, 2024 04:48 PM (GhU8I)
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Did they both shit in the woods?

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:51 PM (OaZlZ)

213 There is a high correlation between women wearing their pearls every day since biden was forced out and a coming future feast for their cats.

Posted by: whig at August 02, 2024 04:51 PM (qdbNv)

214 Darren J. Beattie @DarrenJBeattie
Why won't Kamala talk about how she narrowly avoided political assassination on January 6th?

What should have been from beginning Dems number 1 Jan 6 talking point has been their most carefully guarded secret

What's the deal with Kamala Harris, the Secret Service, and the Jan 6 pipe bomb?
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Kamala's brush with the DNC pipe bomb, which should be the Dems' biggest J6 talking point, is their most carefully guarded secret.

Why? What did Kamala and her secret service detail know and when did they know it?

REMEMBER: Kamala Harris was in the DNC building when the so-called Jan 6 pipe bomb was discovered and removed.

The bombshell video below shows that her own secret service detail clearly knew the bombs were fake in advance (how did they know this?)

Despite the fact that dems have bent over backward to paint Jan 6 as a domestic terror event, and have lied to support this theory, Kamala has not milked her brush with the J6 pipe bomb for political points

In fact, she has studiously covered up her presence in the DNC building.

What should be their biggest J6 talking point is their most carefully guarded secret. Why?
https://tinyurl.com/rxrm5e7h

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 04:51 PM (i0CiB)

215 212 I remember my history....there once was two Popes.

Posted by: torabora at August 02, 2024 04:48 PM (GhU8I)
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Did they both shit in the woods?

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:51 PM (OaZlZ)

No, I think the bear shit them in the woods and used a bunny to wipe his ass...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:52 PM (ynpvh)

216 You guys are so topical today! Look-ee here-

Vietnamese doctors removed a live 2-foot-long eel from a man’s abdomen — that had chewed through his intestines after he shoved it up his anus.

The nauseating discovery was made when a 31-year-old Indian national was admitted to Viet Duc Hospital in Hanoi on July 27 with excruciating abdominal pain, according to Vietnam News.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 02, 2024 04:53 PM (MDua2)

217 Oversight Subcommittee @OversightAdmn Jul 25
🧵
The attempted assassination of President Trump on July 13 was an egregious security failure of the Secret Service, but it was not the first.

On January 6, 2021, at approximately 11:25 am, then Vice President-elect Kamala Harris arrived at the DNC and drove “within several yards” of one of the pipe bombs.

Prior to her arrival, the Secret Service conducted a security sweep of the DNC.

Despite these sweeps, the pipe bomb was not discovered until 1:05 pm, more than an hour and a half after Harris had arrived at the DNC.

This subcommittee has been investigating the security failures associated with that day and have sent SEVERAL letters to the Secret Service.

The Secret Service has failed to comply fully with this Subcommittee’s request despite multiple deadline extensions.

Regardless of who is leading the Secret Service, there obviously needs to be a full overhaul of their procedures.

Their lack of accountability for their failures is a symptom of a failing agency.
https://tinyurl.com/bdcjbn72

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 04:53 PM (i0CiB)

218 >>> 170 Meanwhile, from CISA and FBI: [paraphrasing] those cyberattacks we intend to launch on election day will only delay it, but not impact the election security or integrity of the results.
https://tinyurl.com/yc83arxd
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at August 02, 2024 04:39 PM (rWBww)

Why are you looking at us like that?

Posted by: ClownStrike at August 02, 2024 04:53 PM (FnneF)

219 Teaser for a movie my local library recommended to me just now: "Eileen is a peculiar young woman whose dreary life stretches on toward unending misery." Oh yeah, that's a must-watch.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at August 02, 2024 04:54 PM (rWBww)

220 218 >>> 170 Meanwhile, from CISA and FBI: [paraphrasing] those cyberattacks we intend to launch on election day will only delay it, but not impact the election security or integrity of the results.
https://tinyurl.com/yc83arxd
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at August 02, 2024 04:39 PM (rWBww)

Why are you looking at us like that?

Posted by: ClownStrike at August 02, 2024 04:53 PM (FnneF)

Maduro's election will be child's play compared to what the deep state plans for October and November.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:54 PM (ynpvh)

221 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:49 PM (ynpvh)

OT on the political point but Weird that wild turkeys are pretty damn smart . Almost became our National bird,

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 04:54 PM (B1dzx)

222 I'm still trying to get one of those Papal Nuncio jobs. Will I have to convert to Mackerel Snapper?

Posted by: Fish-eyed Fool at August 02, 2024 04:54 PM (CV8a5)

223 Kamala was in on tje 'pipe bomb' or just a patsy to be on tje way for a potential outrage if that was needed

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2024 04:55 PM (fwDg9)

224 219 Teaser for a movie my local library recommended to me just now: "Eileen is a peculiar young woman whose dreary life stretches on toward unending misery." Oh yeah, that's a must-watch.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at August 02, 2024 04:54 PM (rWBww)

Eleanor Rigby?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:55 PM (ynpvh)

225 Teaser for a movie my local library recommended to me just now: "Eileen is a peculiar young woman whose dreary life stretches on toward unending misery." Oh yeah, that's a must-watch.

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So a current-events film about the personal choices of half of America's women.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 02, 2024 04:55 PM (6JA25)

226 218 It's like 2020. They are telling us, straight up, ahead of time, how they intend to cheat #resist.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at August 02, 2024 04:56 PM (rWBww)

227 People who do this kinda shit should be put in a home.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2024 04:48 PM (0FoWg)

It's obviously a club such as the modern day political version of wearing Mickey Mouse ears for women, because I had no idea until about a week ago that 1. Commie La was known for wearing pearls and 2. That anyone else was wearing pearls to show their adulation of her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2024 04:56 PM (dTTBf)

228 226 218 It's like 2020. They are telling us, straight up, ahead of time, how they intend to cheat #resist.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at August 02, 2024 04:56 PM (rWBww)

And they have multiple prongs and multiple plans.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:56 PM (ynpvh)

229 225 Teaser for a movie my local library recommended to me just now: "Eileen is a peculiar young woman whose dreary life stretches on toward unending misery." Oh yeah, that's a must-watch.

-

So a current-events film about the personal choices of half of America's women.
Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse



he'd go to a kindergarten at August 02, 2024 04:55 PM


Did they mention cats ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2024 04:56 PM (IyPmt)

230 219 Teaser for a movie my local library recommended to me just now: "Eileen is a peculiar young woman whose dreary life stretches on toward unending misery." Oh yeah, that's a must-watch.
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at August 02, 2024 04:54 PM (rWBww)

=======

On, come on Eileen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 02, 2024 04:56 PM (GBKbO)

231 Nope. Some of the women here have been wearing their pearls every day since biden was forced out.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Do you have ZZ Top cued up to play when you see them?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 02, 2024 04:56 PM (cOq4q)

232 227 People who do this kinda shit should be put in a home.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2024 04:48 PM (0FoWg)

It's obviously a club such as the modern day political version of wearing Mickey Mouse ears for women, because I had no idea until about a week ago that 1. Commie La was known for wearing pearls and 2. That anyone else was wearing pearls to show their adulation of her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2024 04:56 PM (dTTBf)

Do NOT look up pearl necklace on Urban Dictionary...but it fits.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:57 PM (ynpvh)

233 Don't worry: Eyepatch McCain is looking into it.
No, with the other eye.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 02, 2024 04:57 PM (uPilC)

234 I mean, pretty on-brand for Kamala's thing to be a pearl necklace.

If you know, you know.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2024 04:57 PM (KbCG3)

235
BTW, the Progressive Wing is against Shapiro the Jew and calling him "Genocide Josh."

And they will vote for...?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2024 04:57 PM (63Dwl)

236
Kamala was in on tje 'pipe bomb' or just a patsy to be on tje way for a potential outrage if that was needed

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2024 04:55 PM


If you wanna make a k'omelet you gotta break some eggs.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2024 04:57 PM (RKVpM)

237 because I had no idea until about a week ago that 1. Commie La was known for wearing pearls
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You're close

Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 02, 2024 04:58 PM (6JA25)

238 224 "Eileen" (2023). But gonna be hard to get a copy until the demand stampede is over. Wait a couple months.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at August 02, 2024 04:58 PM (rWBww)

239 >>> 233 Don't worry: Eyepatch McCain is looking into it.
No, with the other eye.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 02, 2024 04:57 PM (uPilC)

Looking into what, companies Pelosi has invested in?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 02, 2024 04:58 PM (FnneF)

240 This is not the 15 minutes of fame I was expecting.

Posted by: Anal Eel at August 02, 2024 04:58 PM (vFG9F)

241 >>> 240 This is not the 15 minutes of fame I was expecting.
Posted by: Anal Eel at August 02, 2024 04:58 PM (vFG9F)

Boo fcking hoo.

Posted by: Anal Gerbil at August 02, 2024 04:59 PM (FnneF)

242 Maxine Waters is the Aunt Esther of the House of Representatives.
Much worse than Pelosi. Don't open the door if they are knocking.

Posted by: torabora at August 02, 2024 04:59 PM (GhU8I)

243 What's funny about this:
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This is just an extraordinary testament to the importance of having a president who understands the power of diplomacy and understands the strength that rests in understanding the significance of diplomacy.
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Is that Kamala said this minutes before Joe wandered onto the Russian plane with no SS around him, or trying to stop him.

"It's important to have a president who understands..."

Not sure what Joe understands, Kammie.

Posted by: Axeman at August 02, 2024 04:59 PM (krQz2)

244 Teaser for a movie my local library recommended to me just now: "Eileen is a peculiar young woman whose dreary life stretches on toward unending misery." Oh yeah, that's a must-watch.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at August 02, 2024 04:54 PM (rWBww)

Eleanor Rigby?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:55 PM (ynpvh)
***

In Japan you must ask for Ireen.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2024 04:59 PM (W/lyH)

245 Of course then the lady on the horse with the Trump flag goes by. Murica.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 02, 2024 04:16 PM (LcLdk)

Hah. Fuck yeah !

Posted by: polynikes at August 02, 2024 04:59 PM (B1dzx)

246 "You're Damned Right I ignored the Code Red"
Pelosi and others running the 1/6 PsyOp

Posted by: illiniwek at August 02, 2024 04:59 PM (Cus5s)

247 244 Teaser for a movie my local library recommended to me just now: "Eileen is a peculiar young woman whose dreary life stretches on toward unending misery." Oh yeah, that's a must-watch.

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at August 02, 2024 04:54 PM (rWBww)

Eleanor Rigby?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:55 PM (ynpvh)
***

In Japan you must ask for Ireen.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2024 04:59 PM (W/lyH)

I thought she was the Japanese girl without arms and legs up against a door...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 05:00 PM (ynpvh)

248 .

NOOD

Ace is the place with the Hot Iron Hemorrhoid Man

Nah, I'm kidding, it's really:

The Week That Was Woke

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 02, 2024 05:00 PM (O7YUW)

249 When Code Pink protests in the Capitol does Pelosi order a Code Red?

Posted by: torabora at August 02, 2024 05:01 PM (GhU8I)

250 nood

Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at August 02, 2024 05:01 PM (GQrG+)

251
Do NOT look up pearl necklace on Urban Dictionary...but it fits.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 04:57 PM


It's now so mainstreamed 'regular' Internet dictionaries include an explanation. In somewhat boring technical terms.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2024 05:01 PM (RKVpM)

252 REMEMBER: Kamala Harris was in the DNC building when the so-called Jan 6 pipe bomb was discovered and removed.

The bombshell video below shows that her own secret service detail clearly knew the bombs were fake in advance (how did they know this?)
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It was made with a Mickey Mouse clock, two red pipe cleaners for wires, and six used taper candles for dynamite.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 02, 2024 05:01 PM (cOq4q)

253 Teaser for a movie my local library recommended to me just now: "Eileen is a peculiar young woman whose dreary life stretches on toward unending misery." Oh yeah, that's a must-watch.
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at August 02, 2024 04:54 PM (rWBww)

=======

On, come on Eileen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 02, 2024 04:56 PM (GBKbO)
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Already did.

Posted by: Dexy's Midnight Nutters at August 02, 2024 05:01 PM (krQz2)

254 Kamala's wordsalad for today

"This is just an extraordinary testament to the importance of having a president who understands the power of diplomacy and understands the strength that rests in understanding the significance of diplomacy."

Posted by: Scottie at August 02, 2024 04:47 PM (qdbNv)

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I feel unburdened by that,, thanks.

OUT: The Salad Shooter.
IN: The Salad Spitter.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 02, 2024 05:02 PM (oVv4i)

255 235
BTW, the Progressive Wing is against Shapiro the Jew and calling him "Genocide Josh."

And they will vote for...?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 02, 2024 04:57 PM (63Dwl)

could be a leak like the SCOTUS leak, some lib baby that hates Jews wants people to tell Harris et al, hell no, no Jews on the ticket.

Posted by: ziggggeeee at August 02, 2024 05:02 PM (K5Rdg)

256 It was made with a Mickey Mouse clock, two red pipe cleaners for wires, and six used taper candles for dynamite.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 02, 2024 05:01 PM (cOq4q)

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At least the Secret Cervix now knows what happened to F. Joe's White House Mickey Mouse Clock.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 02, 2024 05:05 PM (oVv4i)

257 Chevron is moving its headquarters from CA to TX.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 02, 2024 05:06 PM (woPEM)

258 "...explain why Pelosi in a recently surfaced video shot by her daughter as they were fleeing the Capitol on Jan. 6. claimed responsibility for security failures that day despite her claims to the contrary."

But that didn't go forward to Bennie's 1/6 Committee Hearings & run on a loop on tv? (No clips of Nan admitting a screw up, no breaking news later on?) All the rest of Alexandra's most helpful videotapes went 'round & 'round.

So how does Nan look good? Just another late
Mea culpa for a long ago sin that they all forgot about from a serial deceitful person.

Posted by: L - If.... (Cellphone) at August 02, 2024 05:08 PM (NFX2v)

259 I AM KAMALA
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 02, 2024 04:30 PM

I think Sean Penn played you in a movie. Kam I Am.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at August 02, 2024 05:09 PM (tBmO2)

260 Do NOT look up pearl necklace on Urban Dictionary...but it fits.

Thanks I've known the term for about ten years or so-not from the Urban Dictionary but from the ASHQ . I, of course meant actual pearls.

This is TMI, but I am glad I never had a sex partner who said, "Mind if I masturbate on your neck and wink, wink nudge nudge give you a "pearl necklace"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2024 05:10 PM (dTTBf)

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Posted by: Scottie at August 02, 2024 04:47 PM (qdbNv)

I think she should have put "Diplomacy" a few more times.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2024 05:11 PM (dTTBf)

262 I’m having a hard time finding info on where the authorities discovered Crooks’ car in Butler.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 03, 2024 12:16 PM (LcLdk)

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