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Senior Hamas Commander Dies of Covid-Related Israeli Airstrike

He died with covid but not of covid.

According to a report by the New York Post, Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh was killed in an Israeli airstrike on Tehran early Wednesday. Haniyeh was in Iran to attend the inauguration of the new Iranian president when the airstrike occurred. The Revolutionary Guard confirmed his death but did not provide details on who was responsible or the method of the assassination. Hamas, however, pointed the finger at Israel, stating Haniyeh was killed in a "Zionist airstrike on his residence in Tehran."

In a brief statement, Hamas declared, "Hamas declares to the great Palestinian people and the people of the Arab and Islamic nations and all the free people of the world, brother leader Ismail Haniyeh a martyr." The Revolutionary Guard corroborated that Haniyeh was killed at his Tehran residence, adding that the cause was under investigation.

No group has officially claimed responsibility for the assassination. Still, it comes in the wake of Israel's commitment to targeting Hamas leadership following the group's brutal October 7th attack on Israel. This assault resulted in the deaths of 1,200 Israelis and the abduction of 250 individuals.

Iran claims that Israel's attack on a terrorist child-killer who was hiding in another country so that he did not expose himself to counter-fire was "cowardly."

A diversity of definitions of "cowardly" is our strength.

Haniyeh is the Austere Religious Scholar who admitted that Hamas deliberately traps civilians near Hamas bases to use their Hamas-caused deaths as propaganda against Israel.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM




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1 Good afternoon Ace

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2024 12:10 PM (3Vkwq)

2 Hi Ace
I'm thrilled!
One in Beirut, One in Tehran and just read they took out an IRGC in Syria.
FAFO

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 12:11 PM (t/2Uw)

3 "Zionist Airstrike" would be a great name for a metal band.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 31, 2024 12:11 PM (2Dod/)

4 Top 10?!?

Posted by: Grayman27 at July 31, 2024 12:11 PM (pgwxJ)

5 Whenever I read about one of these guys taking it in the shorts, I always take comfort in imagining their surprise when they arrive at what they think is the door to Paradise.

Posted by: RebeccaH at July 31, 2024 12:11 PM (Nvors)

6 BREAKING: Leader of Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard (IRGC), Hajj Habib Zadeh, has been assassinated in Syria

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 12:11 PM (t/2Uw)

7 Haniyeh is the Austere Religious Scholar who admitted that Hamas deliberately traps civilians near Hamas bases to use their Hamas-caused deaths as propaganda against Israel.
++++
#hero

Posted by: The Western Left at July 31, 2024 12:12 PM (HnUIn)

8 I thought Biden said he had a cease fire that everyone had agreed to. Twice.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 31, 2024 12:12 PM (IHRQq)

9 Afternoon, ace.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 12:12 PM (ZANHd)

10 Glad they're taking out the trash. Moar, please.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 31, 2024 12:12 PM (2Dod/)

11 Geez, what a piece of s*** he was. Now that s*** is spread all over Tehran. I wonder if they'll notice.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 12:12 PM (xCA6C)

12 He seems like a good guy.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 31, 2024 12:12 PM (MGB5H)

13 I find it unconscionable that Israel would kill this man in such a fashion.

Now there's no way to bust each one of his teeth out with a hammer and cold chisel.

Do better, Israel.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2024 12:12 PM (BAEGB)

14
Well.....bye.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 31, 2024 12:12 PM (+oR7L)

15 Other than us, who else is giving these Hamas Fuckers money to kill people?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 31, 2024 12:12 PM (FmapG)

16 He should have worn a mask.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2024 12:12 PM (63Dwl)

17 Darn the luck. I strive to be a good person, so I pray for his soul. I hope he did as well.

Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2024 12:13 PM (2N3ca)

18 Hajizadeh was the General responsible for planning and coordinating Iran’s air attack against Israel a few months ago.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 12:13 PM (t/2Uw)

19 For some reason I'm imagining a Crank Yankers episode calling into the Hamas Ministry of Defense trying to order falafel.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 31, 2024 12:13 PM (XV/Pl)

20 Whenever I read about one of these guys taking it in the shorts, I always take comfort in imagining their surprise when they arrive at what they think is the door to Paradise.

Ah, no, this is abuse. You want eternal torment in hellish flames. Two doors down.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 12:13 PM (xCA6C)

21
He got his ass boostered! Oh, yes he did!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2024 12:13 PM (xG4kz)

22 10/7/2023 marks the date Israel finally had enough.

From what I can tell, Israel tried their best to get along but the Muslims were having none of it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 31, 2024 12:13 PM (tT6L1)

23 Why doesn't someone suggest common sense transient control?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 31, 2024 12:13 PM (1bNHn)

24 Where's Green Helmet Guy and his teddy bear?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2024 12:13 PM (jjhQ/)

25 Man, I'm gonna miss that guy.

Posted by: Enjoy Your 72 Virgins Or Whatever at July 31, 2024 12:14 PM (55kM1)

26 Sponge!!!

A shoutout to our Sponge, but also reportedly uttered by the individuals responsible for picking up the remains of Ismail Haniyeh.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2024 12:14 PM (N39Ws)

27 Today is a good day.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2024 12:14 PM (JvZF+)

28 25 Man, I'm gonna miss that guy.
Posted by: Enjoy Your 72 Virgins Or Whatever at July 31, 2024 12:14 PM (55kM1)

Israel didn't. IYKWIM.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2024 12:14 PM (N39Ws)

29 Assassination? Has anyone checked the sloped roofs in the area?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2024 12:14 PM (aOLxn)

30 He achieved room temperature....eventually

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2024 12:14 PM (HJ9BW)

31 He should have worn a mask.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 31, 2024 12:14 PM (HUH7B)

32 Was he eating Kaboom at the time?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 31, 2024 12:14 PM (UOpCJ)

33 How long before they get Nasrallah?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 12:14 PM (t/2Uw)

34 Iran claims that Israel's attack on a terrorist child-killer who was hiding in another country so that he did not expose himself to counter-fire was "cowardly."

Really? If that was an airstrike in Iran, I'd say flying into your enemy's airspace at what must be near the limit of your operational range to whack a scumbag while demonstrating that you can do this any time you want is kinda ballsy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 12:14 PM (ZANHd)

35 Iran is very good at 'cowardly.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2024 12:15 PM (jjhQ/)

36 So he died from the JOOOO vaccination?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 31, 2024 12:15 PM (1FWWQ)

37
The death of so many austere scholar-clerics in such a short time must be very disturbing to the junta.

Who makes the condemnation speech, Joey or Kumala?

Posted by: Auspex at July 31, 2024 12:15 PM (j4U/Z)

38 Israel's ability to target a terrorist while he is in Iran is pretty damn impressive. That's gotta increase the mullahs pucker factor.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2024 12:15 PM (LkLld)

39 We definitely need to back Israel 100%. Apparently they can kill anyone, anywhere, anytime.

We need to be on the same side as IDF. They have a particular set of skills.

Posted by: Don Black at July 31, 2024 12:15 PM (/7KEl)

40 Was he vaxxed?
Boosted?

Posted by: Your neighborhood Karen at July 31, 2024 12:15 PM (DobEs)

41
Airstrike poisoning is spreading across the arab nations that harbor terrorists.

A real shame.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 31, 2024 12:15 PM (+oR7L)

42 Hamas: “Hamas seeks to maximize civilian death.”
Israel: Increases civilian death by one. “You’re welcome.”

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 31, 2024 12:16 PM (jbnUc)

43 One update I’ve just seen in the last few minutes is that he was *not* killed by an airstrike, but that somehow the source of the hit came from inside Iran. No specific word yet on how they did it, but that news would have to be deeply terrifying to the Iranian leadership.

And given the timing, I think this hit was a very deliberate candygram to Iran’s new President, who had just met with Haniyeh the day before.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2024 12:16 PM (rGH6a)

44 Didn't Beau die fighting the Joos?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 31, 2024 12:16 PM (FmapG)

45 Austere Religious Craters.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2024 12:16 PM (BAEGB)

46 Heard enough from Gresh and Fauria

Posted by: Jamaica at July 31, 2024 12:16 PM (qW5d6)

47 Covid-Related Israeli Airstrike

Who gets the covid hospital payout?
The Israeli air force or the Tehran coroner's office?

Posted by: DaveA at July 31, 2024 12:16 PM (FhXTo)

48
According to a report by the New York Post, Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh was killed in an Israeli airstrike on Tehran early Wednesday.

Not sure that was what Kenny Rogers meant when he sang, 'The best you can hope for is to die in your sleep."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 31, 2024 12:16 PM (RKVpM)

49 Not defending this guy, but an air strike by Israel in Iran seems to be quite an escalation.

Good thing we have a from hand on the rudder of state to guide us through this challenging time.

Wait-who exactly is president right now?

Posted by: Tanz der Lemmings at July 31, 2024 12:16 PM (Ofj4q)

50 Really? If that was an airstrike in Iran, I'd say flying into your enemy's airspace at what must be near the limit of your operational range to whack a scumbag while demonstrating that you can do this any time you want is kinda ballsy.

That was absolutely the point. I'm sure the mullahs understood.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 12:16 PM (xCA6C)

51 Whenever I read about one of these guys taking it in the shorts, I always take comfort in imagining their surprise when they arrive at what they think is the door to Paradise.
Posted by: RebeccaH at July 31, 2024


***
What if the "72 virgins" promise was mistranslated long ago?

"Uh, no. You get 72 raisins. Next!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 12:16 PM (J2vNu)

52 Good for them.

But, Mossad is killing leaders in other countries yet somehow failed to know anything about the October 7th attacks? I think several people probably knew about the attacks but knew it would be a great excuse to go after Hamas.

After all we’ve learned, does anyone believe any Western government wouldn’t happily let cities burn or thousands die if it meant they coukd keep pushing their agenda?

Posted by: Stateless at July 31, 2024 12:16 PM (jvJvP)

53 Children die in all wars. Hamas deliberately seeks to maximise civilian death.

Even so, civilian casualty rate is extremely low in this conflict.


Only because Israel refuses to play tit for tat.

Don't want none? Don't start none.(tm)

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 31, 2024 12:16 PM (Mp4VO)

54 What a way to tell Iran's proxies that they aren't safe anywhere. What a way to tell Iran, anytime, any place.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 12:17 PM (t/2Uw)

55 I hope Kamala reflected on the fact that words matter. She is not dealing with reasonable or rational people and the hype she has been fed is flat wrong. These are evil people. She can’t talk about supporting those in Gaza without Hamas thinking they have made inroads. If you want to be a leader of the greatest country on Earth, you have to act like it, and acting like it excludes behaving like idiot Antifa brats.

I know, I know. But come on, I would do better in this space.

Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2024 12:17 PM (2N3ca)

56 Dear Supreme Leader Khameini,

Don't look up now!

Love, Franpsycho

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2024 12:17 PM (JvZF+)

57 That video of the cat lady screeching at the Trump supporter on the plane is something. It’s a view into the deranged minds of these lunatics. It’s not clear what set her off. Was he wearing a MAGA hat? But she instantly goes into TDS.

She starts with a rant about how Trump can’t be trusted with the nuclear button. That’s a new one and not part of the standard NPC programming. Did she pay for the upgraded player pack?

Then she suddenly veers off into Global Warming hysteria. Again, that’s not part of the usual TDS programming. But she can’t help herself. GW is the Holy Sacrament of these people’s lives.

Then it’s on to a weird rant about Trump "not believing in gravity." I assume that’s code for being Anti-Science (tm) and an attempt to claim GW is as established as gravity.

Finally, she's thrown off the plane. She was given of opportunities to calm down and take her seat. Nah. She seems proud that she got kicked off -- no doubt causing her a lot of trouble and inconvenience -- for screeching about Trump. She sure showed that filthy MAGA nazi!

Trump broke these people. Their minds are scrambled mush.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 31, 2024 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

58 Where's Green Helmet Guy and his teddy bear?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2024 12:13 PM


*points*

Over there.

And over there...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 12:17 PM (ZANHd)

59 And given the timing, I think this hit was a very deliberate candygram to Iran’s new President, who had just met with Haniyeh the day before.

*knock, knock*

Haniyeh: Who is it?

Candygram.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 12:18 PM (xCA6C)

60 51 Whenever I read about one of these guys taking it in the shorts, I always take comfort in imagining their surprise when they arrive at what they think is the door to Paradise.
Posted by: RebeccaH at July 31, 2024

***
What if the "72 virgins" promise was mistranslated long ago?

"Uh, no. You get 72 raisins. Next!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming

72 dates. Like the fruit. Not a night out on the town.

Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2024 12:18 PM (2N3ca)

61 I'm thinking it wasn't an air strike only because there are no propaganda photos of the damage.

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 12:18 PM (B1dzx)

62 Taking it in the shorts? I didn't think they wore shorts.

Posted by: Confused at July 31, 2024 12:18 PM (DobEs)

63
Who makes the condemnation speech, Joey or Kumala?
Posted by: Auspex at July 31, 2024


***
"Let me . . . let me turn it over to . . . you know. Anyway. She knows who she is."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 12:18 PM (J2vNu)

64
Jew killer dies, American universities mourn.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2024 12:18 PM (mIF7a)

65 Afternoon Ace. I would love to be a fly in the wall in the State Department meeting over these strikes. Also in the White House where I'm sure they're realizing that the Israelis are serious when they say never again. Though Joey is probably face first in his oatmeal

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2024 12:18 PM (zXgrQ)

66 >>Not defending this guy, but an air strike by Israel in Iran seems to be quite an escalation.

As opposed to Hamas murdering over 1000 Israeli citizens and taking hundreds hostage?

Without Iran and more specifically without us funding Iran so they could turn right around and fund Hamas, Hezbollah, the Houthis and others there would be no Islamic terrorism or any scale. Don't want none, don't start none.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2024 12:19 PM (LkLld)

67 57
Trump broke these people. Their minds are scrambled mush.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 31, 2024 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

Nothing says I am a Gaia Warrior like flying!

Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2024 12:19 PM (2N3ca)

68 What a way to tell Iran's proxies that they aren't safe anywhere.

What a way to tell Iran, anytime, any place.
Posted by: sharon



Shame they didn't catch him on the shitter.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 31, 2024 12:19 PM (Mp4VO)

69 So sad.. Not...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2024 12:19 PM (IyPmt)

70 And given the timing, I think this hit was a very deliberate candygram to Iran’s new President, who had just met with Haniyeh the day before.

*knock, knock*

Haniyeh: Who is it?

Candygram.


Well, damn. I see you already foreshadowed the joke.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 12:19 PM (xCA6C)

71 "Uh, no. You get 72 raisins. Next!"

Tough, but fair.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 31, 2024 12:19 PM (IHRQq)

72 Wait-who exactly is president right now?
Posted by: Tanz der Lemmings at July 31, 2024 12:16 PM (Ofj4q)

Sean Astin, I think.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2024 12:19 PM (aOLxn)

73 But what does Mrs Emhoff think?

Posted by: I would like to know at July 31, 2024 12:19 PM (DobEs)

74
Only because Israel refuses to play tit for tat.

_________

Tit >>>>>> Tat

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2024 12:20 PM (mIF7a)

75 Israel's ability to target a terrorist while he is in Iran is pretty damn impressive. That's gotta increase the mullahs pucker factor.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2024 12:15 PM


"Hey, mullahs....we can see your houses from here!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 12:20 PM (ZANHd)

76 "Uh, no. You get 72 raisins. Next!"
*
Tough, but fair.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 31, 2024


***
Chewy, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 12:20 PM (J2vNu)

77 Clearly Mossad doesn't follow DEI standards.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 31, 2024 12:20 PM (HabA/)

78 Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2024 12:19 PM (LkLld)

I think he meant strategically, not deserving.

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 12:21 PM (B1dzx)

79 Perfect. Draw Iran into wider war and kill ceasefire negotiations. Two birds with one stone. I wonder what Traitor Trump and blood-soaked Netanyahu talked about?

Israel is not interested in this type of blame game. To hell with all the excuses anyone wants to peddle against taking out international terrorist warlords.

Netanyahu is like Trump. He does not care about Jews or Muslims. He is about himself. The way Israel's system is, he can remain in office as long as the wars continue.

Shaun King has something to say, "The United States and Israel have just assassinated the dear brother Ismail Haniyeh - who was the political head of Hamas. This comes after they already murdered virtually every member of his family. In the face of this, Brother Ismail remained steadfast to Islam and to a free Palestine.

He was working hard, day and night, on the ceasefire even though these genocidal monsters had murdered his own kids and grandchildren."

An Israeli strike is not good. I hope that it was an inside job. Someone Iranian. While I have no sympathy for this guy, not sure this will help bring peace quicker.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 31, 2024 12:21 PM (JCZqz)

80 I appreciate the efforts of the IDF to turn around the lives of austere religious scholars.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 31, 2024 12:21 PM (tT6L1)

81
Glass fragments got him! Yeah, glass fragments!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2024 12:21 PM (xG4kz)

82 What about a tit with a tat?

Or a tat of a tit?

.... or a tat of a tit *on* a tit?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2024 12:21 PM (BAEGB)

83 73 But what does Mrs Emhoff think?
Posted by: I would like to know at July 31, 2024 12:19 PM (DobEs)

It's time to pay off more student loans.. Or at least her partner in crime said so today... Meanwhile Trump is proposing removing taxes on Social Security

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2024 12:21 PM (IyPmt)

84 Israel's ability to target a terrorist while he is in Iran is pretty damn impressive. That's gotta increase the mullahs pucker factor.

This just in: for unknown reasons, the supply of diamonds coming out of Iran spiked recently.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 12:21 PM (xCA6C)

85 Whenever I read about one of these guys taking it in the shorts, I always take comfort in imagining their surprise when they arrive at what they think is the door to Paradise.

A great many people are going to be surprised when they get to that door.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2024 12:21 PM (Q0kLU)

86
Staged

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2024 12:21 PM (mIF7a)

87 Trump broke these people. Their minds are scrambled mush.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 31, 2024 12:17 PM (iFTx/)

Nothing says I am a Gaia Warrior like flying!
Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2024 12:19 PM (2N3ca)
___________

Don't worry, she'll make up the carbon explosion elsewhere. Not!

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 31, 2024 12:22 PM (iFTx/)

88 Wait-who exactly is president right now?
Posted by: Tanz der Lemmings at July 31, 2024
*
Sean Astin, I think.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2024


***
Michael Douglas. Or maybe Martin Sheen.

Posted by: Hollywood Liberals, Wishing at July 31, 2024 12:22 PM (J2vNu)

89
Tits?
Tats?

Posted by: Just woke up at July 31, 2024 12:22 PM (DobEs)

90 Dang. Ya gotta love Israel's ability to target so well. Surgical is the word that comes to mind.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 12:22 PM (W/lyH)

91 61 I'm thinking it wasn't an air strike only because there are no propaganda photos of the damage.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 12:18 PM

It will also mean that an aircraft penetrated all the way into Tehran without once being picked up on anyone’s radar. I think the F-35’s are good, but even I don’t think they’re that good.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2024 12:22 PM (rGH6a)

92 Shaun King has something to say, "The United States and Israel have just assassinated the dear brother Ismail Haniyeh - who was the political head of Hamas. This comes after they already murdered virtually every member of his family. In the face of this, Brother Ismail remained steadfast to Islam and to a free Palestine.

He was working hard, day and night, on the ceasefire even though these genocidal monsters had murdered his own kids and grandchildren."



Boo Hoo

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2024 12:22 PM (IyPmt)

93 What if there had been no Trump, if he decided against running for POTUS? Would these people who are loonies be normal or would they still go off the rails. It just seems like we suddenly have lots of people Trump broke.

Posted by: Megthered at July 31, 2024 12:22 PM (rwiQP)

94 Knock on door : Landshark
Khameni; no you're a Jew missile
Knock on door: no I'm a Landshark
Khameni : oh , ok BOOM

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2024 12:22 PM (4G1pm)

95
>>Not defending this guy, but an air strike by Israel in Iran seems to be quite an escalation.

Wasn't it only last month that Iran sent 300 assorted missiles and drones into Israel? I think they've been remarkably restrained.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 31, 2024 12:22 PM (RKVpM)

96 >>I think he meant strategically, not deserving.

I know. I think strategically Israel just told Iran stop funding and harboring terrorist who attack Israel or we will come and kill them anywhere including in Iran.

Iran is behind all of this terrorism. Stop it at the source.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2024 12:23 PM (LkLld)

97 I almost feel like we had a thread on this.


But, I'm getting old.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 31, 2024 12:23 PM (a1415)

98 .... or a tat of a tit *on* a tit?
_________

tit tit tat.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 31, 2024 12:23 PM (Dm8we)

99 DU never disappoints with their reality based comments.

If you consider Bizarro World as reality.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2024 12:23 PM (jjhQ/)

100 Shaun King has something to say, "The United States and Israel have just assassinated the dear brother Ismail Haniyeh - who was the political head of Hamas. This comes after they already murdered virtually every member of his family. In the face of this, Brother Ismail remained steadfast to Islam and to a free Palestine.

He was working hard, day and night, on the ceasefire even though these genocidal monsters had murdered his own kids and grandchildren."

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 31, 2024 12:21 PM (JCZqz)
-------------------

See, I don't think this particular post is an op. Talcum X isn't relevant to anyone except the lunatics of DU.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 31, 2024 12:23 PM (tT6L1)

101 This was a good hit -
It showed that they can hit anyone they want when and where they want, and
Chose to hit him in Iran, but
Qatar for whatever reason...
Perhaps Israel thinks it can work with Qatar in the future.... and it thinks Iran can only understand force...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 31, 2024 12:23 PM (m6NVp)

102 It's Canadian plywood so it is in mm. 3/4" is 19mm which is .7408". 1/2" is 12.7mm.
For the first set of wardrobes, I made the dados with a 23/32" bit which is .71875", too small for the .7408" plywood. I ssnded most of prefinish off the ends do they would fit.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 31, 2024 12:23 PM (GB9dh)

103 Ah...DUmmies quoting Talcum X. Shockah.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 12:23 PM (ZANHd)

104 Rest in pieces, douchebag.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 31, 2024 12:23 PM (seQ7t)

105 What if the "72 virgins" promise was mistranslated long ago?

"Uh, no. You get 72 raisins. Next!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


I think the idea comes from the fact that ancient Arabic has no vowels as written in the borrowed Assyrian script. Which means if you don't know the context, it's hard to tell what the word is.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2024 12:23 PM (IG4Id)

106 Tits?
Tats?
Posted by: Just woke up at July 31, 2024


***
Please, ladies, don't spoil the glory of the former with the latter.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 12:23 PM (J2vNu)

107 Taking it in the shorts? I didn't think they wore shorts.
Posted by: Confused at July 31, 2024 12:18 PM


Here's a little contrastive focus reduplication of the word short for your edification and entertainment, and also in honor of Ace getting Phas3 3 back on track:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OOTr04YTwE

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2024 12:24 PM (a3Q+t)

108 It was a UAV launched from inside Iran. Probably inside Tehran.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2024 12:24 PM (JvZF+)

109
Wasn't it only last month that Iran sent 300 assorted missiles and drones into Israel? I think they've been remarkably restrained.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 31, 2024 12:22 PM (RKVpM)

__________

300 mostly peaceful assorted missiles.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2024 12:24 PM (mIF7a)

110 Israel is not interested in this type of blame game. To hell with all the excuses anyone wants to peddle against taking out international terrorist warlords. ----

How did that one slip into the DU comments?


Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 12:24 PM (B1dzx)

111 Really? If that was an airstrike in Iran, I'd say flying into your enemy's airspace at what must be near the limit of your operational range to whack a scumbag while demonstrating that you can do this any time you want is kinda ballsy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 12:14 PM (ZANHd)

This is exactly what I thought when I heard of this killing.

Jews be damn good at military ops.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 31, 2024 12:24 PM (g8Ew8)

112 It will also mean that an aircraft penetrated all the way into Tehran without once being picked up on anyone’s radar. I think the F-35’s are good, but even I don’t think they’re that good.

The plane doesn't necessarily have to get that close. One can send ATG missiles with ranges of about 200 miles or cruise missiles with even longer ranges.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 12:24 PM (xCA6C)

113 Robert DeNito is President?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2024 12:24 PM (jjhQ/)

114 Kommie-la and her fellow Democrats hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 31, 2024 12:24 PM (HUH7B)

115 @92 donna, Shaun King obviously didn't watch the vid above

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2024 12:24 PM (4G1pm)

116 Tits?
Tats?
Posted by: Just woke up at July 31, 2024

***
Please, ladies, don't spoil the glory of the former with the latter.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 12:23 PM


How about tots?

Posted by: Nancy P. (D-CA) at July 31, 2024 12:25 PM (a3Q+t)

117 Knock on door : Landshark
Khameni; no you're a Jew missile
Knock on door: no I'm a Landshark
Khameni : oh , ok BOOM
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2024 12:22 PM


I laughed way too hard at that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 12:25 PM (ZANHd)

118 Trump broke these people. Their minds are scrambled mush.
Posted by: Elric Blade
=======
They were already broken, Trump just revealed it. That is his super power, he strips the masks off people and shows the howling ugly madness within a lot of people.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 12:25 PM (qdbNv)

119 On TDS:

Of the four major components of human decision-making:

H abit
I nstinct
R eason
E motion

...Reason is the s l o w e s t.

The nasty trick the propagandists have played on us all is weaponizing the other three components, thereby preventing Reason from ever coming into play in the first place.

(People CAN reason, they just don't get the chance)

The best counterplay, if possible, is to defuse each of the other three BEFORE attempting to reason, and then have a method of reasoning that works even when everyone is bringing their own facts to the table (working on this now).

Because otherwise, it all devolves to Middle East-style, er, resolution.

Posted by: Piercello at July 31, 2024 12:25 PM (qLcmG)

120 So....advancement opportunities in Hamas are opening up?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 31, 2024 12:25 PM (a1415)

121 Take out the damned Ka'aba already.

No More Moon Rock, No More Muhammad.

Posted by: XTC at July 31, 2024 12:25 PM (UnA8+)

122 I think the idea comes from the fact that ancient Arabic has no vowels as written in the borrowed Assyrian script. Which means if you don't know the context, it's hard to tell what the word is.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2024


***
Kind of like the Latin inscriptions on Roman aqueducts and pillars and tombs, with many words abbreviated. And those are at least in the Roman alphabet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 12:25 PM (J2vNu)

123 JD Vance is weird and Talcum X is normal.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 31, 2024 12:26 PM (GB9dh)

124 It was a UAV launched from inside Iran. Probably inside Tehran.

Are you saying there's proof of that, or are you speculating?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 12:26 PM (xCA6C)

125 Perfect. Draw Iran into wider war and kill ceasefire negotiations.


Ummm...where did all those missile come from a few months back?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 12:26 PM (W/lyH)

126 In the 80s I didn't think I would ever have to face any mainstream push in America to defend terrorists who kill children. Was never even on my radar. But here we are.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2024 12:26 PM (MNJ3i)

127 ***Puts on green eyeshade***

***Pulls out registry book and opens it to page 56***

***Picks up pencil and licks the tip***

Check one for Hezbollah on the books since 1985 and...

***Turns to page 463***

Check one for Hamas since 2023.

***Puts down pencil***

***Closes book and returns it to shelf***

***Closes book

Posted by: Minuteman at July 31, 2024 12:26 PM (LaNzR)

128 Biden gonna be pissed when he hears about this... but he won't because he's medically incapable of understanding anything more complex than "pudding'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 31, 2024 12:26 PM (m6NVp)

129 So secret it glows:

@Babygravy9 31m
The FBI has just declassified two documents on Patriot Front totalling 950 pages. Nearly every page is fully redacted. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2024 12:26 PM (IG4Id)

130 Mary Katharine Ham
@mkhammer
·
38m
One of the presidents should give a press conference.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 12:26 PM (t/2Uw)

131 In the biopic, Robert Downey, Jr. is going to play Shaun King.

Posted by: Brother Shaun: The Motion Picture at July 31, 2024 12:27 PM (55kM1)

132 Those austere scholars are dropping like flies.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 31, 2024 12:27 PM (Aoykm)

133 85 Whenever I read about one of these guys taking it in the shorts, I always take comfort in imagining their surprise when they arrive at what they think is the door to Paradise.

A great many people are going to be surprised when they get to that door.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2024 12:21 PM (Q0kLU)


This.

Hanieh-Nah (h/t Miklos) was calling for awakening the spirit. His spirit is getting awakened right about now. And not in a good way.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 31, 2024 12:27 PM (NMT5x)

134 129 So secret it glows:

@Babygravy9 31m
The FBI has just declassified two documents on Patriot Front totalling 950 pages. Nearly every page is fully redacted. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2024 12:26 PM (IG4Id)

If it's completely redacted, then it isn't declassified.

Words have meaning, FBI.

Posted by: XTC at July 31, 2024 12:27 PM (UnA8+)

135 What if the co-Presidents give press conferences at the same time?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2024 12:28 PM (jjhQ/)

136 And it is a mainstream push. This is what we are really up against. It's not a madness or a sickness. This is what and who they are.

Throw in the Official Corruption and Sexual Abuse of Children and I don't know what you've got but it's... not good.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2024 12:28 PM (MNJ3i)

137 So secret it glows:

@Babygravy9 31m
The FBI has just declassified two documents on Patriot Front totalling 950 pages. Nearly every page is fully redacted. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2024 12:26 PM


They could probably have save a lot of paper by just declassifying a list of people who weren't FIB employees.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 12:28 PM (ZANHd)

138 Childless cat lady university presidents in the US now hiding under the bed literally shaking over possible Mossad strike.

Hey, you should have been nicer to young Aaron from Queens who just wants to get his STEM degree without being spit on by purple-haired harpies because he walked across campus with his yarmulke on.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 31, 2024 12:28 PM (HabA/)

139 Archimedes, I'm sure I read it somewhere. Ch. 7 most probably.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2024 12:28 PM (JvZF+)

140 One thing that Haniyeh and I have in common, neither of us are likely to see the Mariners in the World Series.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 12:28 PM (W/lyH)

141 Ismail Haniyeh got boosted all right.

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2024 12:29 PM (V13WU)

142 One report said the missile was fired from inside Iran. Not sure is it was from a jet that penetrated their airspace, or from a ground launch (or maybe from a ship?).

Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2024 12:29 PM (Cus5s)

143 Sean King had something to say? Ummmm. I feel like he should go to Gaza and help out there.

Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2024 12:29 PM (PRqXW)

144 One thing that Haniyeh and I have in common, neither of us are likely to see the Mariners in the World Series.
Posted by: Diogenes


Or the Cowboys in the Superbowl.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 31, 2024 12:30 PM (Mp4VO)

145 The most important question is, who exactly is Karine Jean-Pierre the spokesperson fo----hahahahhahaha no seriously nobody gives even a single denatured molecule of a fuck....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2024 12:30 PM (BAEGB)

146 @Babygravy9 31m
The FBI has just declassified two documents on Patriot Front totalling 950 pages. Nearly every page is fully redacted. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2024 12:26 PM
----

I'm not sure the understand the meaning of "declassified".

Posted by: WisRich at July 31, 2024 12:30 PM (G0vdT)

147 One report said the missile was fired from inside Iran. Not sure is it was from a jet that penetrated their airspace, or from a ground launch (or maybe from a ship?).
Posted by: illiniwek

Be sweet if it was a MANPAD.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 31, 2024 12:30 PM (m6NVp)

148 Reports over the last few months have had Israeli special forces inside Iran launching drone strikes. I wouldn't be surprised if this was one of those

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2024 12:30 PM (4G1pm)

149 O/T


Was Trump invited back in 2016?

https://tinyurl.com/th3d93yf

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 31, 2024 12:30 PM (a1415)

150 One report said the missile was fired from inside Iran. Not sure is it was from a jet that penetrated their airspace, or from a ground launch (or maybe from a ship?).
Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2024 12:29 PM (Cus5s)
===

Too provocative and not the right message.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2024 12:31 PM (JvZF+)

151 Hamas leader falls down after loud popping noises.


--- The Bee

Posted by: Archer at July 31, 2024 12:31 PM (IDphi)

152 124 It was a UAV launched from inside Iran. Probably inside Tehran.

Are you saying there's proof of that, or are you speculating?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 12:26 PM (xCA6C)

Even if it’s just speculation, it’s a good one and appears to match the few available facts.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2024 12:31 PM (rGH6a)

153 Khaled Mashaal is now the new leader. he should to go to the funeral of predecessor, to pay his respects...

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2024 12:31 PM (V13WU)

154 I think the F-35’s are good, but even I don’t think they’re that good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2024 12:22 PM (rGH6a)

I've got a friend in the Air National Guard and flies the soon-to-be-retired F-15C's. I asked him one time over a couple of cold ones "just how good are the F-35's?" and he said... "Scary good, and we keep finding out how how much better than we thought they were every time we don't see them on radar."

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 31, 2024 12:31 PM (pn748)

155 An airstrike? Damn.

I was hoping for something up close and personal, such as that ear spray that Israelis used against some Arab mouthpiece many years ago.

Take them out quietly; that'll spook them.

Posted by: Weak Geek at July 31, 2024 12:31 PM (1XxWm)

156 This is an open forum. Who knows who is reading it.

So lets not accidentally give the mad mullahs any clues.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2024 12:31 PM (jjhQ/)

157 >Reports over the last few months have had Israeli special forces inside Iran launching drone strikes.
---


that's bold

Posted by: Don Black at July 31, 2024 12:32 PM (/7KEl)

158 Wait till they find out it's 72 Virginians.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 31, 2024 12:32 PM (+H2BX)

159 68
‘ Shame they didn't catch him on the shitter.’

How do you know they didn’t?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 31, 2024 12:32 PM (jbnUc)

160 Khaled Mashaal is now the new leader. he should to go to the funeral of predecessor, to pay his respects...
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2024 12:31 PM (V13WU)

Ohhhh,i would love to attend and pay my respects. Exactly when and where will this be, again?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2024 12:32 PM (BAEGB)

161 88 Wait-who exactly is president right now?
Posted by: Tanz der Lemmings at July 31, 2024
*
Sean Astin, I think.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2024

***
Michael Douglas. Or maybe Martin Sheen.
Posted by: Hollywood Liberals, Wishing at July 31, 2024 12:22 PM (J2vNu)

Kevin Kline

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2024 12:33 PM (N39Ws)

162 The FBI cannot confirm that Haniyeh was actually hit with a missile. It may have been shrapnel.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2024 12:33 PM (LkLld)

163 Part of the message is "we don't need planes and missiles to get to anyone in Tehran."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2024 12:33 PM (JvZF+)

164 Now the Marines need to send a sincere Thank You to Mossad.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 31, 2024 12:33 PM (hKoQL)

165 Ismail Haniyeh done got blowed up by an IDF missile? Why that is terrible. Terrible, terrible, terrible.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 31, 2024 12:33 PM (G8tt9)

166 the mullah are ahead of anything we can post. after all they have friends in high places...

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2024 12:33 PM (V13WU)

167 99 DU never disappoints with their reality based comments.

If you consider Bizarro World as reality.
Posted by: Anna Puma

If most of those DU posters did not work for the governments of the US, their lack of understanding of reality would be hilarious in a dark humor sort of way.

As it is, they represent an existential threat to the life, liberty, and property of American citizens.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 12:33 PM (qdbNv)

168 See, I don't think this particular post is an op. Talcum X isn't relevant to anyone except the lunatics of DU.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

The fact they even CHECKED what Talcum X said is telling, but they were actually mocking him. For the most part, DU is old white Dems, and they've been pretty supportive of Israel. At worst, they'll say Netanyahu is a bad guy, and there needs to be a ceasefire to help Palestinians resettle, but they don't like Hamas or much of the Hamas-led US protests.

Every thread will have a few activists pop-up to try and denounce Israel, apologize for Hamas, etc, but they get drowned out pretty quickly. They ARE very aware their party has an issue with Muslim voters potentially sitting out, which is why they're happy Kamala is running (and why some are hesitant to endorse Shapiro, even if he helps win PA).

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 31, 2024 12:33 PM (JCZqz)

169 In the biopic, Robert Downey, Jr. is going to play Shaun King.
Posted by: Brother Shaun: The Motion Picture at July 31, 2024 12:27 PM (55kM1)


He just has to remember to not go full retard. You NEVER go full retard!

Posted by: Doof at July 31, 2024 12:33 PM (RhGG0)

170 This was Israel’s version of a sternly worded letter.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 31, 2024 12:33 PM (Aoykm)

171 "Hamas leader falls down after loud popping noises."

That is brutal and perfect.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 31, 2024 12:33 PM (B0mGw)

172 Not defending this guy, but an air strike by Israel in Iran seems to be quite an escalation.

I think Israel is ramping things up now specifically because the US junta is officially headless. Either the junta is unable to do anything or Obama reveals he's been the man behind the curtain the whole time. Either way works for the Jooos.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2024 12:33 PM (2ocoG)

173 The good Lord sure do works in some mysterious way. Satisfyingly mysterious ways.

Posted by: Archer at July 31, 2024 12:34 PM (IDphi)

174 "Death to America Death to Israel Death to the Great Satan Death to the Little...oh poopie..."

Posted by: Possible Last Words of an Austere Religious Scholar at July 31, 2024 12:34 PM (PiwSw)

175 Archimedes, I'm sure I read it somewhere. Ch. 7 most probably.

Posted by: San Franpsycho


Roger that. Thanks.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 12:34 PM (xCA6C)

176 Michael Douglas. Or maybe Martin Sheen.
*******
Morgan Freeman is always president. Or god.

Posted by: Cosda at July 31, 2024 12:34 PM (RS8TZ)

177 @88 who's our president now?
Easy: Barky McFuckstick

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2024 12:34 PM (4G1pm)

178 147 One report said the missile was fired from inside Iran. Not sure is it was from a jet that penetrated their airspace, or from a ground launch (or maybe from a ship?).
Posted by: illiniwek

Be sweet if it was a MANPAD.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 31, 2024 12:30 PM (m6NVp)

And he was mopped up with a maxipad.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2024 12:34 PM (N39Ws)

179 Ohhhh,i would love to attend and pay my respects. Exactly when and where will this be, again?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2024 12:32 PM (BAEGB)

Iran.

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2024 12:34 PM (V13WU)

180 Wait-who exactly is president right now?
Posted by: Tanz der Lemmings at July 31, 2024
*
Sean Astin, I think.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2024

***
Michael Douglas. Or maybe Martin Sheen.
Posted by: Hollywood Liberals, Wishing at July 31, 2024
*
Kevin Kline
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2024


***
E.G. Marshall. Or maybe Zombie Henry Fonda.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 12:34 PM (J2vNu)

181
DU-ocrats will call for the flying of the Pride Progress flag at half mast in response to these senseless killings because... well, just because.

Posted by: Auspex at July 31, 2024 12:35 PM (j4U/Z)

182 "The developments have heightened fears of a broader regional conflict."

Every f*cking news report parrots this.

When Israel retaliates, it is escalation. No comment from the chattering classes about the original attacks though....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 12:35 PM (d9fT1)

183 Who had "Hospitals running out of blood' on their Bingo Card?

Come to the window.

https://tinyurl.com/4hrwwww6

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 31, 2024 12:35 PM (a1415)

184 I was informed that female terrorists receive 52 eunuchs upon passing.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 31, 2024 12:35 PM (hKoQL)

185 You'd thing they would be happy for former Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh as he was given a glorious martyrdom.

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2024 12:35 PM (RHGPo)

186 Wait-who exactly is president right now?
Posted by: Tanz der Lemmings at July 31, 2024
*
Sean Astin, I think.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2024

***
Michael Douglas. Or maybe Martin Sheen.
Posted by: Hollywood Liberals, Wishing at July 31, 2024
*
Kevin Kline
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2024

***
E.G. Marshall. Or maybe Zombie Henry Fonda.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 12:34 PM (J2vNu)
-------------
Morgan Freeman

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 31, 2024 12:35 PM (3Fz6p)

187 It's only rarely that DU seems to indicate that Hamas giving up hostages might be a good idea and way forward to ending the war.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

188 Hamas leader falls down after loud popping noises.

--- The Bee
Posted by: Archer at July 31, 2024 12:31 PM (IDphi)

Fuck they are good

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2024 12:36 PM (MNJ3i)

189 MANPAD sounds like something Adm. Levine would wear.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2024 12:36 PM (8S/sn)

190 182 "The developments have heightened fears of a broader regional conflict."

Every f*cking news report parrots this.

When Israel retaliates, it is escalation. No comment from the chattering classes about the original attacks though....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 12:35 PM (d9fT1)

=======

As Insty (I think) put it:

D-Day was escalation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

191 This was Israel’s version of a sternly worded letter.

Posted by: Jak Sucio

Thread winner

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 12:36 PM (t/2Uw)

192 Actually the Mossad planted a bomb in the Hamas leader's goats ass

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2024 12:36 PM (4G1pm)

193 Valerie Jarrett

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2024 12:36 PM (MNJ3i)

194 You'd thing they would be happy for former Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh as he was given a glorious martyrdom.
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2024 12:35 PM (RHGPo)
---
In his video clip above, he calls for the blood of the elderly to fuel their revolution.

Well, now his blood is part of that...Everyone should be overjoyed!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2024 12:36 PM (7fElN)

195 E.G. Marshall. Or maybe Zombie Henry Fonda.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 12:34 PM (J2vNu)

Donald Pleasance. iykyk

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 31, 2024 12:37 PM (Aoykm)

196 You'd thing they would be happy for former Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh as he was given a glorious martyrdom.

.. sometimes these "religious leaders" act like they really don't believe

is a glorious martyrdom only for the rubes ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2024 12:37 PM (RHGPo)

197 Are we sure he did not commit suicide ??

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2024 12:37 PM (V13WU)

198 Switchblade missile on donkey cart FTW.

Posted by: DaveA at July 31, 2024 12:37 PM (FhXTo)

199 Ace's headlines really are the best on the Innertubes. The content ain't so bad, either.

I always get at least a chuckle, if not outright laughingt, as I did with this one. COVID-1984. What can't it do??

Posted by: RickZ at July 31, 2024 12:37 PM (gKDq2)

200 Which Shapiro from PA are people referring to when they say Knee-Pads might pick him for VP?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 12:37 PM (J2vNu)

201 Wait-who exactly is president right now?

Harrison Ford, from "Air Force One".

Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2024 12:37 PM (2ocoG)

202 Haniyeh is collecting his 72 Helen Thomases right now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2024 12:37 PM (jjhQ/)

203 One of the presidents should give a press conference.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 12:26 PM (t/2Uw)
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Has the Secret Service given one yet? It's only been what - 18 days?

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 31, 2024 12:37 PM (ggOdn)

204 200 Which Shapiro from PA are people referring to when they say Knee-Pads might pick him for VP?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 12:37 PM (J2vNu)

======

Josh, the current governor.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

205 I was informed that female terrorists receive 52 eunuchs upon passing.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 31, 2024 12:35 PM


The gender pay gap should shame them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 12:37 PM (ZANHd)

206 Mu favorite anti terrorist weapon is the Ginsu missile. Does the IDF deploy these?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 31, 2024 12:37 PM (pohLc)

207 And...I think this assassination was a clear message to Iran, and the death of Haniyeh was just a bonus.

"We can reach all of you in your beds!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 12:37 PM (d9fT1)

208 we don't have a President we have a Politburo

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2024 12:37 PM (s3qiR)

209 197 Are we sure he did not commit suicide ??
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2024 12:37 PM (V13WU)

It was suicidal of him to take that leadership role. Once he did that, he was on borrowed time.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2024 12:37 PM (N39Ws)

210 201 Wait-who exactly is president right now


Jack Nicholson in Mars Attacks

Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2024 12:38 PM (IyPmt)

211
I think a country with the ability to glass Kharg Island, Iran and set that countries clock back to the 8th century - and doesn't - shows amazing restraint.

I remember a former Senator who offered to fly the lead plane in an attack on Kharg about half a century ago. Miss the guy - AuH20.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 31, 2024 12:38 PM (RKVpM)

212 One update I’ve just seen in the last few minutes is that he was *not* killed by an airstrike, but that somehow the source of the hit came from inside Iran. No specific word yet on how they did it, but that news would have to be deeply terrifying to the Iranian leadership.

*door bell rings* *Ismail Haniyeh approaches door*

IS: Who is it?

(mumbles) Fedmummf exprerprgl

IS: Who?

(mumbles) Candeh grumsss

IS: Who?

Land shark.

IS: What? *opens door*

Hava Nagila, motherfucker!

IS: AAAAAAAAAH!

...
...

Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2024 12:38 PM (eDfFs)

213 Actually the Mossad planted a bomb in the Hamas leader's goats ass
Posted by: Smell the Glove


I hate hurting animals. Should have used a 10 yr old boy instead.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 31, 2024 12:38 PM (Mp4VO)

214 I feel happy... I feel happy...

Posted by: Random Movie Quotes That Fit at July 31, 2024 12:38 PM (B0mGw)

215 One report said the missile was fired from inside Iran. Not sure is it was from a jet that penetrated their airspace, or from a ground launch (or maybe from a ship?).
Posted by: illiniwek

Be sweet if it was a MANPAD.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 31, 2024 12:30 PM (m6NVp)


Or a Dragon.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 12:38 PM (W/lyH)

216 I'm impressed that the Israelis managed to get air units so far into Iranian airspace without being detected, and get them out again.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 31, 2024 12:38 PM (3Fz6p)

217 He blowed up real good

Posted by: Billy Sol Hurok at July 31, 2024 12:38 PM (Y1sOo)

218
So....advancement opportunities in Hamas are opening up?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Somewhere in the Bekaa Valley, a sheep sexer moves up to sheep fooker.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 31, 2024 12:38 PM (xG4kz)

219 200 Which Shapiro from PA are people referring to when they say Knee-Pads might pick him for VP?


our governor, Useless Joshie

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2024 12:38 PM (s3qiR)

220 @Babygravy9 31m
The FBI has just declassified two documents on Patriot Front totalling 950 pages. Nearly every page is fully redacted. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

They're super-duper bad. So bad, we won't narc on ourselves.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 31, 2024 12:38 PM (JkCto)

221 Wait-who exactly is president right now?

I actually doubt we have one. It's a bunch of arrogant idiots milling about and trying to develop a policy.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 12:38 PM (xCA6C)

222 There are two white, obese women who bring their dogs to the dog park everyday, park their asses in chairs and proceed to bitch about Trump. Even before I knew about their TDS, I was struck by their unfriendiness in a place that is generally pretty friendly. They made it clear they didn't want to talk to me, their dogs also are not friendly (they both growled and snapped at my little guy who wants to play with all dogs) and so I always sit on the other side of the small dog park when they are there. But their braying voices carry and last night they were going on about how everyone loves Kamala and how weird Trump and Vance are and how Trump will take away their pensions if he is elected because - surprise, surprise - they are both government employees. I thought, these are the sort of people who take The View seriously.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 31, 2024 12:38 PM (HabA/)

223 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2024 12:38 PM (+sD5M)

224 Apparently another one -

Incoming reports of Commander of the IRGC Aerospace Forces, Amir Ali Hajizadeh assassinated in Damascus, Syria.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 31, 2024 12:38 PM (ggOdn)

225 Good riddance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2024 12:39 PM (+sD5M)

226 Even if Israel flew a squadron of bombers to Teheran and left nothing alive, it wouldn't be an "escalation".

Iran sent murderers into their nation to murder their people. Period. End of story. Nothing from there is an escalation. Anything they could conceive of would be an appropriate response. Bomb the presidential palace. Capture and execute an entire border village. Literally salt their fields and slaughter their livestock. They are monsters. Go defeat them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2024 12:39 PM (BAEGB)

227 Butler SS Seen Moonlighting in Tehran

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 31, 2024 12:39 PM (wBaIH)

228 Enjoy 72 Helen Thomas's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2024 12:39 PM (+sD5M)

229 Haniyeh is collecting his 72 Helen Thomases right now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2024 12:37 PM (jjhQ/)
====

Auuugggh!

*reaches for eyebleach*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2024 12:39 PM (JvZF+)

230 Hamas leader falls down after loud popping noises.

--- The Bee


Oh, that's goooood. I wish I'd thought of that.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2024 12:39 PM (2ocoG)

231 Senior Hamas Commander Dies of Covid-Related Israeli Airstrike

Pish! It was Climate Change that done him in. The temps went up 1000 degrees.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at July 31, 2024 12:39 PM (aD39U)

232 we don't have a President we have a Politburo

Posted by: BlackOrchid


I actually doubt we have one. It's a bunch of arrogant idiots milling about and trying to develop a policy.

Great minds.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 12:39 PM (xCA6C)

233 Trump broke these people. Their minds are scrambled mush.
Posted by: Elric Blade

The Left broke these people. Forty plus years (using the formation of the Dept. of Education as a marker) of indoctrination and anti-critical thinking has damaged many beyond repair (people in my town still drive alone wearing masks). Trump is just the largest Emmanuel Goldstein to ever come down the pike, and the brainwashed masses are doing as they've been trained.

There are many things I can forgive and forget, but what the Left has done to this nation is neither forgettable nor forgivable.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 31, 2024 12:39 PM (fQmeC)

234 216 I'm impressed that the Israelis managed to get air units so far into Iranian airspace without being detected, and get them out again.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 31, 2024 12:38 PM (3Fz6p)

That is amazing.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 31, 2024 12:39 PM (HabA/)

235 IRGC AEROSPACE? Goats on the Moon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2024 12:40 PM (4G1pm)

236 Wait-who exactly is president right now?



Jamie Foxx - White House Down

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 31, 2024 12:40 PM (Mp4VO)

237 "Iran sent murderers into their nation to murder their people. Period. End of story. Nothing from there is an escalation."

Yup. After decades of provocation and antagonism.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 31, 2024 12:40 PM (B0mGw)

238 224 Apparently another one -

Incoming reports of Commander of the IRGC Aerospace Forces, Amir Ali Hajizadeh assassinated in Damascus, Syria.
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 31, 2024 12:38 PM (ggOdn)

Day keeps getting better....

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 31, 2024 12:41 PM (HabA/)

239 Haniyeh is collecting his 72 Helen Thomases right now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2024 12:37 PM (jjhQ/)

72 Helen Thomases wearing 18 inch barbed steel strapons.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 31, 2024 12:41 PM (pohLc)

240 these are the sort of people who take The View seriously.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 31, 2024 12:38 PM (HabA/)

Bring an air horn.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 12:41 PM (d9fT1)

241 Incoming reports of Commander of the IRGC Aerospace Forces, Amir Ali Hajizadeh assassinated in Damascus, Syria.

He was busy trying to find a replacement rubber band for the glider fleet.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 12:41 PM (xCA6C)

242 Jack Nicholson in Mars Attacks
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2024 12:38 PM (IyPmt)
-----------
"Can't we all just...GET ALONG???"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 31, 2024 12:41 PM (3Fz6p)

243 >>Hamas leader falls down after loud popping noises.

--- The Bee


Ace levels of Cruelty in there.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2024 12:41 PM (u39gB)

244 Bibi's speech to Congress was his Michael Corleone "Baptism Scene" moment. He is settling all family business.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 31, 2024 12:41 PM (moLIP)

245 161
‘ Kevin Kline’

Mr. Fischoeder? Nooooo! Why?! Why?! Why?!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 31, 2024 12:42 PM (jbnUc)

246 IS: What? *opens door*

Hava Nagila, motherfucker!

IS: AAAAAAAAAH!


That reminds me of the famous closed caption fuckup from 2020 where Antifa was described as throwing "Mazel Tov cocktails" at police.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2024 12:42 PM (2ocoG)

247 204 200 Which Shapiro from PA are people referring to when they say Knee-Pads might pick him for VP?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 12:37 PM (J2vNu)
======
Josh, the current governor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Although, if it were Abigail Shapiro, in a tight sweater...https://tinyurl.com/bdhb4kwr

They might suddenly make up some ground with the male voter demographic!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 31, 2024 12:42 PM (JCZqz)

248 I should never have left Qatar.

Also, I AM IN AGONY IN THIS FIRE.

Posted by: Ismail Haniyeh at July 31, 2024 12:42 PM (aD39U)

249 220 @Babygravy9 31m
The FBI has just declassified two documents on Patriot Front totalling 950 pages. Nearly every page is fully redacted. Make of that what you will.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
-----
It's redacted because nearly everyone involved in this so-called extremist group are all on the FBI/ATF/FedGov payroll in some form or fashion, and revealing any of it would compromise all of their "sources and methods.'

Posted by: ballistic at July 31, 2024 12:42 PM (oqH4h)

250 All the money is apparently on Shapiro now. I'm thinking someone knows something.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2024 12:42 PM (MNJ3i)

251 Wait-who exactly is president right now?


Richard Nixon's head in a jar.


Wait- I might like that.

Posted by: Archer at July 31, 2024 12:42 PM (IDphi)

252 @224

>>Apparently another one - Incoming reports of Commander of the IRGC Aerospace Forces, Amir Ali Hajizadeh assassinated in Damascus, Syria.

Looks like Operation Wrath of G-d 2.0 has commenced.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 31, 2024 12:42 PM (XV/Pl)

253 247 Although, if it were Abigail Shapiro, in a tight sweater...https://tinyurl.com/bdhb4kwr

They might suddenly make up some ground with the male voter demographic!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 31, 2024 12:42 PM (JCZqz)

========

*this is bait gif*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

254 Land shark.

IS: What? *opens door*

Hava Nagila, motherfucker!

IS: AAAAAAAAAH!

...
...
Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2024 12:38 PM (eDfFs)

*snort

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 31, 2024 12:42 PM (OX9vb)

255 There are two white, obese women who bring their dogs to the dog park everyday, park their asses in chairs and proceed to bitch about Trump. Even before I knew about their TDS, I was struck by their unfriendiness in a place that is generally pretty friendly. . . . their braying voices carry and last night they were going on about how everyone loves Kamala and how weird Trump and Vance are and how Trump will take away their pensions if he is elected because - surprise, surprise - they are both government employees. I thought, these are the sort of people who take The View seriously.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 31, 2024


***
Just the kind of people I like to sit near while I smoke my pipe. (Heh, heh, heh.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 12:43 PM (J2vNu)

256 we don't have a President we have a Politburo

Posted by: BlackOrchid
---
I actually doubt we have one. It's a bunch of arrogant idiots milling about and trying to develop a policy.

Great minds.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 12:39 PM (xCA6C)


The problem with that policy they're trying to make is they want it to make Kamalalaladingbat sound good. Her record means she'll never look good, so they're going to try to do what they can to win, screw the U.S. of A.

Posted by: RickZ at July 31, 2024 12:43 PM (gKDq2)

257 130 Mary Katharine Ham
@mkhammer
·
38m
One of the presidents should give a press conference.
Posted by: sharon(willow's appren


Lol.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 31, 2024 12:43 PM (J3yZp)

258 Another Hamas leader that, somehow, became a billionaire.

Really odd how so many leaders of these "refugees" become billionaires.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2024 12:43 PM (1td06)

259 Wait-who exactly is president right now?
Posted by: Tanz der Lemmings at July 31, 2024

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 31, 2024 12:43 PM (fQmeC)

260 He died doing what he loved...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 31, 2024 12:43 PM (IY+he)

261 238 224 Apparently another one -

Incoming reports of Commander of the IRGC Aerospace Forces, Amir Ali Hajizadeh assassinated in Damascus, Syria.
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 31, 2024 12:38 PM (ggOdn)

Day keeps getting better....
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V

Today, we settle all the family Israeli business...

Posted by: Don Netanyahu at July 31, 2024 12:44 PM (JCZqz)

262 Bring an air horn.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 12:41 PM (d9fT1)

Poor dogs shouldn't suffer because of the stupidity of humans.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 31, 2024 12:44 PM (HabA/)

263 Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 31, 2024 12:42 PM (JCZqz)

Dude

Posted by: bed head at July 31, 2024 12:44 PM (Y1sOo)

264 IRGC AEROSPACE? Goats on the Moon
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2024 12:40 PM


Goooooats...In...Spaaaaaaaace!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 12:44 PM (ZANHd)

265 @249

>>It's redacted because nearly everyone involved in this so-called extremist group are all on the FBI/ATF/FedGov payroll in some form or fashion, and revealing any of it would compromise all of their "sources and methods.'


Ersatz Pete Townsend: Patriot Front! Patriot Front! It's a put on, its a put on.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 31, 2024 12:44 PM (XV/Pl)

266 154 I think the F-35’s are good, but even I don’t think they’re that good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2024 12:22 PM (rGH6a)

I've got a friend in the Air National Guard and flies the soon-to-be-retired F-15C's. I asked him one time over a couple of cold ones "just how good are the F-35's?" and he said... "Scary good, and we keep finding out how how much better than we thought they were every time we don't see them on radar."
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 31, 2024 12:31 PM (pn74



Back when I worked briefly for a large NW-based Defense and Airplane company, I was assigned to the Comanche RAH-66 helicopter program. The difference in the radar cross signature of it vs the Apache was...dramatic. Incredible machine.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 12:44 PM (W/lyH)

267 Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2024 12:39 PM (BAEGB)

Agree not escalation but strategically questionable at this point in the conflict in my Holiday Inn expertise. That's why I don't think it was an air strike via manned aircraft but an inside job.

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 12:45 PM (B1dzx)

268 Goat on a SCUD?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2024 12:45 PM (jjhQ/)

269 Today, we settle all the family Israeli business...

Posted by: Don Netanyahu


I never understood why this would work. The families, now headless, still exist, and they know where Las Vegas is.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 12:45 PM (xCA6C)

270
Only the junta could have the FBI goons release a declassified document completely blacked out. An in-your-face fuck you to all political opposition.

Posted by: Auspex at July 31, 2024 12:45 PM (j4U/Z)

271
No, the current administration is like the Spanish court during the reign of Charles II.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2024 12:45 PM (mIF7a)

272 In the biopic, Robert Downey, Jr. is going to play Shaun King.
Posted by: Brother Shaun: The Motion Picture

ICWYDT

Reprising his amazing role in "Tropic Thunder".

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 31, 2024 12:45 PM (vcOmj)

273 You know, right now, with a fucking drooling retard running a totally incompetent government full of freaks and imbeciles, would be a perfect time for a terrorist attack.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 31, 2024 12:45 PM (pohLc)

274 253 247 Although, if it were Abigail Shapiro, in a tight sweater...https://tinyurl.com/bdhb4kwr

They might suddenly make up some ground with the male voter demographic!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 31, 2024 12:42 PM (JCZqz)
========
*this is bait gif*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

EXPLAINING THE OBVIOUS IS MY SHTICK!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 31, 2024 12:45 PM (JCZqz)

275 Although, if it were Abigail Shapiro, in a tight sweater...https://tinyurl.com/bdhb4kwr

They might suddenly make up some ground with the male voter demographic!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar


Only way they are making up ground with male dem voters is if it's Sam Brinton.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 31, 2024 12:46 PM (Mp4VO)

276 270
Only the junta could have the FBI goons release a declassified document completely blacked out. An in-your-face fuck you to all political opposition.
Posted by: Auspex at July 31, 2024 12:45 PM (j4U/Z)

========

"This is proof that the FBI is in Trump's pocket, protecting his shock troops from exposure."
-DU, 99.824% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

277 Mary Katharine Ham
@mkhammer
·
38m
One of the presidents should give a press conference.
Posted by: sharon(willow's appren


Lol.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 31, 2024 12:43 PM (J3yZp)
***

Have always enjoyed listening to her.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 12:46 PM (W/lyH)

278 Also, I AM IN AGONY IN THIS FIRE.
Posted by: Ismail Haniyeh at July 31, 2024 12:42 P


Sorry, bro...like to help, but, you know...big chasm and all that..

Posted by: Lazarus at July 31, 2024 12:46 PM (ZANHd)

279 I've got a friend in the Air National Guard and flies the soon-to-be-retired F-15C's. I asked him one time over a couple of cold ones "just how good are the F-35's?" and he said... "Scary good, and we keep finding out how how much better than we thought they were every time we don't see them on radar."
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 31, 2024 12:31 PM (pn74

Did you ask him if they were better than the F-22?

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 12:46 PM (B1dzx)

280 those climate activists said nothing when Hezbollah was setting Northern Israel on fire with rockets aimed at residential areas.
it never ceases to amaze me that the world condemns Israel for pinpoint strikes doing everything in it's power to avoid civilian casualties and are called war ciminals.
While Hamas and Hezbollah, the Houthis and IRGC in Syria send rockets at civilian populations on a daily, daily!, basis and it is fine with the UN, the ICC, and governments around the world. Somehow claiming victim status allows one to commit crimes against humanity, killing women, children, elderly, all innocent civilians.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 12:46 PM (t/2Uw)

281 274 *this is bait gif*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

EXPLAINING THE OBVIOUS IS MY SHTICK!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 31, 2024 12:45 PM (JCZqz)

======

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

282 Take the pudding, Norah.

Norah O'Donnell to Step Down From CBS Evening News for Other Roles at Network
After 12 years as an anchor chair, she says ‘It’s time to do something different.’

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024 12:46 PM (aD39U)

283 It was a UAV launched from inside Iran. Probably inside Tehran.

Could have been. Which would mean that somebody drove a truck with an armed UAV deep into Iranian territory and prepped it for launch. If anything, that's even ballsier than flying deeply into Tehran airspace.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 31, 2024 12:46 PM (/y8xj)

284 Hamas leader falls down after loud popping noises.

--- The Bee
Posted by: Archer at July 31, 2024 12:31 PM (IDphi)

Fuck they are good
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2024 12:36 PM (MNJ3i)

----------------

I hate them for making me feel so inadequate.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 31, 2024 12:46 PM (d5oA9)

285 268 Goat on a SCUD?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2024 12:45 PM (jjhQ/)


This new version of CLUE is lit!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2024 12:46 PM (PiwSw)

286 Senior Hamas Commander Dies of Covid-Related Israeli Airstrike
______________

On the bright side he doesn't need a ventilator. The IDF already ventilated him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2024 12:46 PM (YqDXo)

287 Strike two!

https://tinyurl.com/23tj2tbx

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 31, 2024 12:47 PM (a1415)

288 No, the current administration is like the Spanish court during the reign of Charles II.

They all drool?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 12:47 PM (xCA6C)

289 That reminds me of the famous closed caption fuckup from 2020 where Antifa was described as throwing "Mazel Tov cocktails" at police.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2024 12:42 PM (2ocoG)
------------
So, what is a "Mazel Tov Cocktail?" A Manischewitz Sling?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 31, 2024 12:47 PM (3Fz6p)

290 Every Iranian leader now understands that they can be taken out anytime, anywhere. Will that cause sober reflection on their part? No, of course not.

Because of the worlds weakness and anti-Semitic hate lust, nothing will change until enough top men who fuck goats are bombed into oblivion..

So it is written.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 31, 2024 12:47 PM (Aoykm)

291 Kids Online Safe Act just passed the Senate:
It ends death scrolling for minors
It ends using algorithms to push minors into dangerous content
It requires social media sites to offer parental controls and access to minors' accounts.
It limits minors' interaction with strangers.
It creates time limits for minors' on social media.
It limits access to porn and advertising to minors.

tinyurl.com/3a9d6p9z

Any inside baseball on why this is bad? Looks pretty solid.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 31, 2024 12:47 PM (B0mGw)

292 255 There are two white, obese women who bring their dogs to the dog park everyday, park their asses in chairs and proceed to bitch about Trump. Even before I knew about their TDS, I was struck by their unfriendiness in a place that is generally pretty friendly. . . . their braying voices carry and last night they were going on about how everyone loves Kamala and how weird Trump and Vance are and how Trump will take away their pensions if he is elected because - surprise, surprise - they are both government employees. I thought, these are the sort of people who take The View seriously.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 31, 2024

***
Just the kind of people I like to sit near while I smoke my pipe. (Heh, heh, heh.)


I'd like to wear a cherry red ball cap with "Weird" in white stitching and a propeller on the top and walk by them 10x an hour while they were there.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2024 12:47 PM (5QYr4)

293 Which Shapiro from PA are people referring to when they say Knee-Pads might pick him for VP?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 12:37 PM (J2vNu)

Ben

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2024 12:48 PM (GFM7I)

294 278 Also, I AM IN AGONY IN THIS FIRE.
Posted by: Ismail Haniyeh

========
You chose......poorly.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 12:49 PM (qdbNv)

295 ***
What if the "72 virgins" promise was mistranslated long ago?

"Uh, no. You get 72 raisins. Next!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming

72 dates. Like the fruit. Not a night out on the town.
Posted by: Piper
≈≈=≈≈=≈

Be like getting a nice fruit basket upon arriving in Heaven. A very nice touch, but not the end all.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 31, 2024 12:49 PM (m6NVp)

296 >> 49 Wait-who exactly is president right now?

Some 7ft tall guy named Joe.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 31, 2024 12:49 PM (/U5Yz)

297 Kids Online Safe Act just passed the Senate:
It ends death scrolling for minors
It ends using algorithms to push minors into dangerous content
It requires social media sites to offer parental controls and access to minors' accounts.
It limits minors' interaction with strangers.
It creates time limits for minors' on social media.
It limits access to porn and advertising to minors.

tinyurl.com/3a9d6p9z

Any inside baseball on why this is bad? Looks pretty solid.
Posted by: Ribbed



Minors will be anyone under 72.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 31, 2024 12:49 PM (Mp4VO)

298 291 Any inside baseball on why this is bad? Looks pretty solid.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 31, 2024 12:47 PM (B0mGw)

========

Any legislation designed to give more power to government is automatically suspect because government is not only untrustworthy but also antagonistic to the people.

Outside of that baseline?

I wouldn't trust bureaucrats to not look for kiddie porn on their work computers or to refrain from bribes from connected and rich tech companies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

299
If anything, that's even ballsier than flying deeply into Tehran airspace.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 31, 2024 12:46 PM (/y8xj)

__________

"Purpose of visit to Iran?"
"Killing a Hamas commander."
"Anything to declare?"
"Just this armed UAV."
"Have a nice time."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2024 12:49 PM (mIF7a)

300 I never understood why this would work. The families, now headless, still exist, and they know where Las Vegas is.
Posted by: Archimedes

It's probably explained in the novel more, but I assume Michael believed the other families were involved in the assassination attempts on his father, and he just wanted revenge? (Except for killing Moe Green...that was just business).

In Godfather II, Hyman Roth talks about Moe Green's death, hinting he knew Michael was responsible, but saying no one looked into it, because they knew it was business. Maybe that applied to killing the others, too?

Posted by: Movie Moron at July 31, 2024 12:50 PM (JCZqz)

301 Why was I not first consulted?

Posted by: Kamalama Dingdong at July 31, 2024 12:50 PM (Wo6BI)

302 A Manischewitz Sling?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 31, 2024 12:47 PM


That sounds either disgusting, or the perfect pairing for a PB&J.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 12:50 PM (ZANHd)

303 Back when I worked briefly for a large NW-based Defense and Airplane company, I was assigned to the Comanche RAH-66 helicopter program. The difference in the radar cross signature of it vs the Apache was...dramatic. Incredible machine.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 12:44 PM (W/lyH)

I remember seeing footage of those things doing snap turns, maintaining course and speed while turning the body ninety degrees. Flying alongside facing the same way, to fly along side you looking right at you.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 31, 2024 12:50 PM (pIfcn)

304 Posted by: Ribbed at July 31, 2024 12:47 PM (B0mGw

You always have to look for the potential worm virus language in any Congressional Bill.

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 12:50 PM (B1dzx)

305 I did not know that our Secret Cervix provided protection for Hamas terrorists.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2024 12:50 PM (YqDXo)

306 I'd like to wear a cherry red ball cap with "Weird" in white stitching and a propeller on the top and walk by them 10x an hour while they were there.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2024 12:47 PM (5QYr4)

Is Vance embracing this? It should be possible for him to go out and ridicule these people.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2024 12:51 PM (GFM7I)

307 Did you ask him if they were better than the F-22?
Posted by: polynikes

There are some amazing electronic systems inside the F-35 (also known as Fat Amy, so I am told), when they are actually working.
The USAF F-35A's have an availability rate of about 40%.
Their ability to network, have 360 degree situational awareness, the software that helps reduce pilot workload in combat space, to be able to remotely target for other platforms.
When they are actually working, that is.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 31, 2024 12:51 PM (vcOmj)

308 Why was I not first consulted?
Posted by: Kamalama Dingdong

you would have told the enemy ?

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2024 12:51 PM (V13WU)

309 >>Did you ask him if they were better than the F-22?
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 12:46 PM (B1dzx)
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I'm no expert but my understanding is that the two craft have different roles. The F-22 is more of a dog-fighter/air dominance platform, while the Lightning is more of a dual air/ground striker. In head to head, the F-22 is superior, I think.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 31, 2024 12:51 PM (bNf8H)

310 Let me be Debbie Downer for a minute.

Is Netanyahu settling all family business now because he fears that Harris will take office* and yank all support for Israel?


*Note I did not write "wins the election"

Posted by: Weak Geek at July 31, 2024 12:51 PM (xvq9M)

311 Wait-who exactly is president right now?
Posted by: Tanz der Lemmings at July 31, 2024


***
Zombie Edward Herrmann

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 12:51 PM (J2vNu)

312 “ Norah O'Donnell to Step Down From CBS Evening News for Other Roles at Network
After 12 years as an anchor chair, she says ‘It’s time to do something different.’”

Blow jobs for Slurpees?

Posted by: Vengeance at July 31, 2024 12:51 PM (seQ7t)

313 Well, nice work if you can get it:

@Variety
Robert Downey Jr. is making "significantly more" than $80 million to play Doctor Doom in two "Avengers" movies, sources say.

Downey's deal is also filled with perks that include private jet travel, dedicated security and a whole “trailer encampment.”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2024 12:52 PM (IG4Id)

314 It ends using algorithms to push minors into dangerous content
It requires social media sites to offer parental controls and access to minors' accounts.
It limits minors' interaction with strangers.
It creates time limits for minors' on social media.
It limits access to porn and advertising to minors.

tinyurl.com/3a9d6p9z

Any inside baseball on why this is bad? Looks pretty solid.
Posted by: Ribbed

Because in order to enforce this, the government must then have access to all your computers and data... as well as the data inside corporations, so they can Police the algorithms themselves.

This is a total invasion of online privacy, by the governments....

Posted by: Indian Villager at July 31, 2024 12:52 PM (xaFKb)

315 Ismail failed to practice adequate social missile distancing.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 31, 2024 12:52 PM (bNf8H)

316 It's probably explained in the novel more, but I assume Michael believed the other families were involved in the assassination attempts on his father, and he just wanted revenge? (Except for killing Moe Green...that was just business).

In Godfather II, Hyman Roth talks about Moe Green's death, hinting he knew Michael was responsible, but saying no one looked into it, because they knew it was business. Maybe that applied to killing the others, too?


I get that, but you'd think one or more of the families would take revenge. They aren't known as a live and let live, let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo group.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 12:52 PM (xCA6C)

317 If Kamala selected Ben Shapiro's large breasted sister as VP, she might get some non soy boy male votes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2024 12:52 PM (4G1pm)

318 Given that some of the news on some Telegram channels was that the Israeli government was having to pull military units from Gaza to secure one of their own jails and courthouses to fight off Kahanists rioting over the arrests of soldiers accused of violating Palestinian prisoners with sticks ( which made the western news) and the consequent infighting between Israeli military and police , it looks like Israel is coming apart. Well how do they all get on the same page and the preceding story out of the current narrative? . They’ve successfully whacked the leaders of the command structures arrayed against them. And they’re demonstrating where this war is headed. It’ll be wider and involve us when it’s definitely certain that the guy in charge ain’t in charge.

Posted by: Suspicious Gorn at July 31, 2024 12:52 PM (aKLh+)

319 Any inside baseball on why this is bad? Looks pretty solid.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 31, 2024 12:47 PM (B0mGw)

One thing it took me a while to learn, if Democrats are for it, it is bad. This is a rule you can live by, like the sunrise.

The reason is not always in plain sight.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2024 12:52 PM (MNJ3i)

320 Incoming reports of Commander of the IRGC Aerospace Forces, Amir Ali Hajizadeh assassinated in Damascus, Syria.
Posted by: jhawk90

Suicide. You think he wants to go back after this hit?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 31, 2024 12:53 PM (JkCto)

321 299

"Purpose of visit to Iran?"
"Killing a Hamas commander."
"Anything to declare?"
"Just this armed UAV."
"Have a nice time."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2024 12:49 PM (mIF7a)

It'll be a blast!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 31, 2024 12:53 PM (N39Ws)

322 It was a UAV launched from inside Iran. Probably inside Tehran.

Could have been. Which would mean that somebody drove a truck with an armed UAV deep into Iranian territory and prepped it for launch. If anything, that's even ballsier than flying deeply into Tehran airspace.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 31, 2024 12:46 PM (/y8xj)


Drones ought to scare the crap out of every leader and his/her security service.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 12:53 PM (W/lyH)

323 While Hamas and Hezbollah, the Houthis and IRGC in Syria send rockets at civilian populations on a daily, daily!, basis and it is fine with the UN, the ICC, and governments around the world. Somehow claiming victim status allows one to commit crimes against humanity, killing women, children, elderly, all innocent civilians.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
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It is the same thing domestically when the perpetually aggrieved go after someone who has to kill a thug out to prevent death or severe injury.

The aggrieved always have different ways of telling you that they dindu nuffin, they were a good kid turning their life around (at fifty no less) and anyway the assaulted had it coming to them anyway.

The proper response to those sorts of critters is you are vile and despicable people that raised and revere such killers as these. Get thee behind me Satan.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 12:53 PM (qdbNv)

324 Dang, that was odd.

My comment at 310 was blocked by a ban notice. As soon as I emailed tech support, the comment appeared.

Posted by: Weak Geek at July 31, 2024 12:53 PM (xvq9M)

325 >>Blow jobs for Slurpees?

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That seems like a net-neutral exchange. Aren't they the same thing?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 31, 2024 12:53 PM (bNf8H)

326 18 Hajizadeh was the General responsible for planning and coordinating Iran’s air attack against Israel a few months ago.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 12:13 PM (t/2U

Can I get some credit for having posted this #18 comment after having posted even earlier abut his demise? lol

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 12:53 PM (t/2Uw)

327 Robert Downey Jr. is making "significantly more" than $80 million to play Doctor Doom in two "Avengers" movies, sources say.

Downey's deal is also filled with perks that include private jet travel, dedicated security and a whole “trailer encampment.”


I really hope they lose their shirts over this. I'll do my part.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 12:54 PM (xCA6C)

328 I get that, but you'd think one or more of the families would take revenge. They aren't known as a live and let live, let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo group.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 12:52 PM (xCA6C)

They just demonstrated they can get anyone, anytime. It's a powerful statement. The families wouldn't know who in their own family they could trust anymore.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2024 12:54 PM (MNJ3i)

329 Downey's deal is also filled with perks that include private jet travel, dedicated security and a whole “trailer encampment.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2024 12:52 PM (IG4Id)
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I'm guessing he thinks it's a whole lot better than being stuck in jail.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 31, 2024 12:54 PM (3Fz6p)

330 Also comment no 2 and 6.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 12:54 PM (t/2Uw)

331 310 Let me be Debbie Downer for a minute.

Is Netanyahu settling all family business now because he fears that Harris will take office* and yank all support for Israel?


*Note I did not write "wins the election"
Posted by: Weak Geek at July 31, 2024 12:51 PM (xvq9M)

Nope, he knows that if Kamalwala is elected, he is screwed no matter what he does...

and if Trump is elected, he's Golden.

When the political outcome of what you decide is not impacted by your decision, may as well do what you F'n want.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 31, 2024 12:54 PM (xaFKb)

332 Drones ought to scare the crap out of every leader and his/her security service.
Posted by: Diogenes
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And every asshole billionaire that dreams of being a feudal lord of the manor ordering the serfs around.

An armed society is a polite society and doesn't tolerate tyrants.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 12:54 PM (qdbNv)

333 @Variety
Robert Downey Jr. is making "significantly more" than $80 million to play Doctor Doom in two "Avengers" movies, sources say.

Downey's deal is also filled with perks that include private jet travel, dedicated security and a whole “trailer encampment.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2024 12:52 PM (IG4Id)

He should make really weird demands: a nest of peacocks in his trailer encampment, water imported from Myanmar, not only is no one on set allowed to look at him, they must turn around, get on their knees, put their hands over their ears and eyes.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2024 12:55 PM (GFM7I)

334 Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 31, 2024 12:51 PM (bNf8H

I do know the F-22 couldn't be adequately outfitted to be a carrier plane but I think it should have been the Air Forces primary airframe. But again all my expertise is from staying at a Holiday Inn .

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 12:55 PM (B1dzx)

335 Drones ought to scare the crap out of every leader and his/her security service.

==

"Knock, Knock"
"Who is there?"
"Predator"
"Predator who , habibi ??"

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2024 12:55 PM (V13WU)

336 331 When the political outcome of what you decide is not impacted by your decision, may as well do what you F'n want.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 31, 2024 12:54 PM (xaFKb)

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I bet it's more related to internal Israeli politics, the slow erosion of support for the war, and whatever timing the Mossad can come up with to hit targets.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

337 250 All the money is apparently on Shapiro now. I'm thinking someone knows something.
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2024 12:42 PM (MNJ3i)

It's absolutely Shapiro.

Local PA Talk Radio has been talking about how Commie-La's "First Appearance with her New Running Mate" is going to be in PA.

Posted by: XTC at July 31, 2024 12:55 PM (UnA8+)

338 Kid Safe only works with active surveillance of all content and the ablity to shut down sites that are problematic.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 31, 2024 12:55 PM (d82sv)

339 Israel killed a real racist.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 31, 2024 12:56 PM (J8LnB)

340 310 Let me be Debbie Downer for a minute.

Is Netanyahu settling all family business now because he fears that Harris will take office* and yank all support for Israel?

*Note I did not write "wins the election"
Posted by: Weak Geek

Nah...probably just because they got enough intel to plan and coordinate strikes to hit multiple people simultaneously. They figure if they just hit one in Iran or Yeman, the others will go into hiding.

Or, with Biden obviously out to lunch, and Dems paralyzed between Jew and Muslim voter bases, now is a good to to strike. An election in 100ish days, and inauguration 75 days after that, is a long time to just wait.

Posted by: Military Moron at July 31, 2024 12:56 PM (JCZqz)

341 Does a anyone outside of PA know Josh Shapiro? I would bet no.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 31, 2024 12:56 PM (/U5Yz)

342 Any inside baseball on why this is bad? Looks pretty solid.
Posted by: Ribbed
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Governments and their legislation plus minions are never a substitute for good parents.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 12:56 PM (qdbNv)

343 He should make really weird demands: a nest of peacocks in his trailer encampment, water imported from Myanmar, not only is no one on set allowed to look at him, they must turn around, get on their knees, put their hands over their ears and eyes.

Pfffft. What a dilettante.

Posted by: Kamala at July 31, 2024 12:56 PM (xCA6C)

344 I remember seeing footage of those things doing snap turns, maintaining course and speed while turning the body ninety degrees. Flying alongside facing the same way, to fly along side you looking right at you.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 31, 2024 12:50 PM (pIfcn)


Watched one do a complete 360 while maintaining level forward flight at about 60 knots.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 12:56 PM (W/lyH)

345 341 Does a anyone outside of PA know Josh Shapiro? I would bet no.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 31, 2024 12:56 PM (/U5Yz)

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If they go with Shapiro, it's a desperation move. Presidential campaigns haven't chosen VPs with the assumption that they have favorite son effects...ever. They know that there's no effect.

If the Harris campaign is suddenly desperate for it, then they're fucking desperate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 12:57 PM (GBKbO)

346 Blow jobs for Slurpees?
Posted by: Vengeance at July 31, 2024 12:51 PM (seQ7t)


No, she said "something different".

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 31, 2024 12:57 PM (NMT5x)

347 Ben Shapiro's sister's tits are really something.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 31, 2024 12:58 PM (FmapG)

348 It limits access to porn and advertising to minors.

tinyurl.com/3a9d6p9z


Now I don't mind giving up the advertising, but...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2024 12:58 PM (vtRd1)

349 Hajizadeh was the General responsible for planning and coordinating Iran’s air attack against Israel a few months ago.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 12:13 PM (t/2U

Also the Marine Base bombing in Lebanon IIRC . Someone slap some knowledge on me.

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 12:58 PM (B1dzx)

350 341 Does a anyone outside of PA know Josh Shapiro? I would bet no.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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People don't really vote for VPs but donors give or not based on that.

Picking Shapiro would be based on the fact that PA is central to the Dem hopes of keeping the White House--very difficult to otherwise get to 270 with the existing map.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 12:58 PM (qdbNv)

351 President
@realDonaldTrump
en route to the National Association of Black Journalists Conference


LOL

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 31, 2024 12:58 PM (/U5Yz)

352 Seriously, the MCU needs RDJ a whole lot more than he needs them. Let him go for all that traffic will bear.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 31, 2024 12:58 PM (3Fz6p)

353 I predict that Season 5 of Fauda is gonna be lit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 31, 2024 12:58 PM (a1415)

354 Apparently you don't need a big buck drone to kill a president. A 20 year old juvenile delinquent with an over the counter rifle is enough.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 31, 2024 12:58 PM (pohLc)

355 I doubt that the VP on either side of the line will determine the election outcome. This is just war, between Trump and …. well everyone that hates him.

Posted by: tubal at July 31, 2024 12:59 PM (PCK5/)

356 Watched one do a complete 360 while maintaining level forward flight at about 60 knots.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 12:56 PM (W/ly

Can it do the loop de loop like in Blue Thunder😀

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 12:59 PM (B1dzx)

357 If the Harris campaign is suddenly desperate for it, then they're fucking desperate.
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Well, there goes Michigan. Go Go Godzilla.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 31, 2024 12:59 PM (FmapG)

358 If they go with Shapiro, it's a desperation move.



What are they going to have to give up to get the Squad, Dearbornistan & Mogadishu, Minnesota to vote Team Joo?

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 31, 2024 12:59 PM (Mp4VO)

359 348 It limits access to porn and advertising to minors.

tinyurl.com/3a9d6p9z

Now I don't mind giving up the advertising, but...
Posted by: Cicero
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Sure that there is a pedo grooming exclusion in that. Senators can't help themselves in putting that sort of exception in the fine print.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 12:59 PM (qdbNv)

360 158 Wait till they find out it's 72 Virginians.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 31, 2024 12:32 PM (+H2BX)

My all-time favorite essay on this line of thought:

https://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2011/05/page/5/

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at July 31, 2024 12:59 PM (VGRuw)

361 All the money is apparently on Shapiro now. I'm thinking someone knows something.
Posted y: ...

____


It makes Trump's road to 270 significantly more difficult if true. He needs PA. I tend to think MI and WI are much harder to flip.

Democrats always seem to be able to get people to sacrifice their careers for the "cause". Never Republicans, only if its an easy layup.

Posted by: Blago at July 31, 2024 01:00 PM (MD/h5)

362 350 341 Does a anyone outside of PA know Josh Shapiro? I would bet no.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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People don't really vote for VPs but donors give or not based on that.

Picking Shapiro would be based on the fact that PA is central to the Dem hopes of keeping the White House--very difficult to otherwise get to 270 with the existing map.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 12:58 PM (qdbNv)

Money, while important, will not determine this election.

Posted by: tubal at July 31, 2024 01:00 PM (PCK5/)

363 Any inside baseball on why this is bad? Looks pretty solid.
Posted by: Ribbed


Hayek's First Rule of Politics: Every new power granted to government will eventually be used as a weapon against the enemies of the Ruling Class.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2024 01:00 PM (vtRd1)

364 The SAFE act makes ISPs responsible for policing the activities of children.Which means everyone with internet pays more to do what parents aren't doing.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 31, 2024 01:00 PM (MdjE1)

365 >@realDonaldTrump
en route to the National Association of Black Journalists Conference
---



do they know he's coming, or is this a 'crash the party' thing

Posted by: Don Black at July 31, 2024 01:00 PM (/7KEl)

366 This is just war, between Trump and …. well everyone that hates him.
Posted by: tubal
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I would amend that to everyone that hates heritage America and its inhabitants. Trump is just in their way as he says.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 01:00 PM (qdbNv)

367 It also means she is the nominee no matter what

Posted by: Jamaica at July 31, 2024 01:00 PM (d82sv)

368 351 President
@realDonaldTrump
en route to the National Association of Black Journalists Conference


LOL
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 31, 2024 12:58 PM (/U5Yz)
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Looks like C-span is broadcasting it live.

Posted by: WisRich at July 31, 2024 01:00 PM (G0vdT)

369 I mean, who doesn't want a trailer encampment... um, ok, that sounds weird, now that you mention it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2024 01:00 PM (IG4Id)

370 Or, with Biden obviously out to lunch, and Dems paralyzed between Jew and Muslim voter bases, now is a good to to strike. An election in 100ish days, and inauguration 75 days after that, is a long time to just wait.
Posted by: Military Moron at July 31, 2024


***
That's close to six months out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 01:00 PM (J2vNu)

371 Yashar Ali
@yashar
Shaun King has just issued this statement (not a joke):
“The United States and Israel have just assassinated the dear brother Ismail Haniyeh - who was the political head of Hamas. This comes after they already murdered virtually every member of his family. In the face of this, Brother Ismail remained steadfast to Islam and to a free Palestine.
He was working hard, day and night, on the ceasefire even though these genocidal monsters had murdered his own kids and grandchildren. I never understood how he had such strength to push forward. But he knew and said that he was no different than the average Palestinian who has lost so much.
These genocidal monsters think that this weakens Hamas, or weakens the resistance, but it does neither. It will only strengthen both.
I must admit that I am furious, because they murder people with impunity. It’s absurd. But you can never destroy a people who do not believe that death is the end.
I am sending prayers to his remaining family and to the leaders who must now rise up in his place.”

-
Responsible contrary opinions will be ignored.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 01:00 PM (L/fGl)

372 Any inside baseball on why this is bad? Looks pretty solid.
----
Look at what it does not do.

Protect privacy.

As someone yesterday pointed out, a simple robust privacy bill would kill all social media.
Because their entire business model is harvesting and selling personal information without the users knowledge or consent.

Just a simple opt-in requirement with mandatory disclosure of
what is sold and who buys it would kill them.

It'll never happen, not just because of the millions in bribes, but because the deep state would lose huge power.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2024 01:01 PM (1td06)

373 Ben Shapiro's sister's tits are really something.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 31, 2024 12:58 PM (FmapG)

With all due respect to her melons, if she's not going to let me touch them, I don't know why I should care.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2024 01:01 PM (GFM7I)

374 realDonaldTrump
en route to the National Association of Black Journalists Conference
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do they know he's coming, or is this a 'crash the party' thing
Posted by: Don Black at July 31, 2024 01:00 PM (/7KEl

Hate to break up your Black Panther party.

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 01:01 PM (B1dzx)

375 Picking Shapiro will give the PA cheat more plausibility.

Posted by: tubal at July 31, 2024 01:01 PM (PCK5/)

376
It took what is approximated to be 250,000 ballots brought into PA from NY state for Biden to win PA in 2020.

That number is gonna need to be a whole lot better this time around. Shapiro being the game changer? Kamala and Barack need their heads examined - for evidence of brains.

Outside of PA who gives a fvck. Oh, yeah some muslins.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 31, 2024 01:01 PM (RKVpM)

377 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 12:57 PM (GBKbO)

If it happens, it's not desperation. It is cover for stealing PA. Because "people" assume the VP will deliver a state so any shenanigans there will be put on a very low rung of attention. Expect the PA "polls" to have her up by 3 or 4 by election day.

Also I have this awful feeling the reason why Kuntala isn't being made president beforehand is so the media can blast Historic First loud on the day after the Next Steal, and take any and all air out of all questions.

Short version, we need yet another miracle.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2024 01:01 PM (MNJ3i)

378 "Picking Shapiro would be based on the fact that PA is central to the Dem hopes of keeping the White House"

Also to woo back those Jewish voters nationwide who might have defected this year.

As well as to give a President Coconut further cover (see Emhoff, Doug) to stab Israel deep, deep in the back.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 31, 2024 01:01 PM (qUkBO)

379 do they know he's coming, or is this a 'crash the party' thing
Posted by: Don Black at July 31, 2024 01:00 PM (/7KEl)
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All pre arranged.

Interestingly enough, Kamala took a pass.

Posted by: WisRich at July 31, 2024 01:01 PM (G0vdT)

380 What are they going to have to give up to get the Squad, Dearbornistan & Mogadishu, Minnesota to vote Team Joo?
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods


Yup. That's my take. Giving up the majority of the muzzy vote for a white Jewish guy from PA. Bad strategic move IMO.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 31, 2024 01:01 PM (/U5Yz)

381 The feds regulate the ISP to regulate you. Corporations are the cutout.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 31, 2024 01:01 PM (d82sv)

382 Polynikes, the Marine base bombing was the guy they took out in Beirut. Irony is that the US had a price on his head so have a hard time dissing that assasination.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 01:01 PM (t/2Uw)

383 It makes Trump's road to 270 significantly more difficult if true. He needs PA. I tend to think MI and WI are much harder to flip.

Democrats always seem to be able to get people to sacrifice their careers for the "cause". Never Republicans, only if its an easy layup.

Posted by: Blago

Picking Shapiro might actually make Michigan and Virginia worse for the Dems per the Muslims and Whitmer has good reason to let Kamala go down in flames.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 01:01 PM (qdbNv)

384 Watched one do a complete 360 while maintaining level forward flight at about 60 knots.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 12:56 PM (W/ly

Can it do the loop de loop like in Blue Thunder😀
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 12:59 PM (B1dzx)


Yes...and a roll. Pity the Army cancelled the program.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 01:01 PM (W/lyH)

385 What are they going to have to give up to get the Squad, Dearbornistan & Mogadishu, Minnesota to vote Team Joo?
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods
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That's the gamble, but Trump asking for a ban on Muslims probably negates any inroads he could make with that group.

Posted by: Blago at July 31, 2024 01:02 PM (MD/h5)

386 "Drones ought to scare the crap out of every leader and his/her security service."

Yeah, Ukraine has videos of them dropping grenades constantly, and even tank killer bombs. FBI will perhaps offer that tech to the next assassin?

Then there are the drone swarms .... warfare has changed, hopefully we are keeping up, but first we must go Full Woke, and eliminate too much masculinity and racism, and all the other -isms.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2024 01:02 PM (Cus5s)

387 366 This is just war, between Trump and …. well everyone that hates him.
Posted by: tubal
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I would amend that to everyone that hates heritage America and its inhabitants. Trump is just in their way as he says.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 01:00 PM (qdbNv)


Good amendment whig… as usual you say “ it” better than I can..

Posted by: tubal at July 31, 2024 01:02 PM (PCK5/)

388 All pre arranged.

Interestingly enough, Kamala took a pass.
Posted by: WisRich at July 31, 2024 01:01 PM (G0vdT)


Kamala is well-known for preferring white men with money.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2024 01:02 PM (vtRd1)

389 Did you ask him if they were better than the F-22?
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 12:46 PM (B1dzx)
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I'm no expert but my understanding is that the two craft have different roles. The F-22 is more of a dog-fighter/air dominance platform, while the Lightning is more of a dual air/ground striker. In head to head, the F-22 is superior, I think.
Posted by: Frasier Crane

The F-35 (A,B and C) can definitely do "air to air", but not as well as the F-22. The F-22 is faster and more manueverable, but still. The US theory of "air to air" is generally standing off and shooting with longer range missiles (like the AIM-120C). But the Russkies have the R77 hypersonic air-to-air, which has longer range and is MUCH faster.
The F-35 can target (and being stealthy) can get closer to the adversary, while a bigger, heavier F-15, can carry a lot of missiles, ala, the new F-15EX, and do the shooting.
The newest wrinkle is the AIM-174B, which is a Standard SM-6 adapted to be carried by an airplane (like an F-18 or F-15). It has REALLY long range.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 31, 2024 01:02 PM (vcOmj)

390 Allah failed to position these terrorist leaders for success.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 31, 2024 01:02 PM (fQmeC)

391 I feel like Trump goes into a Lion's Den every day as a matter of course.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2024 01:03 PM (MNJ3i)

392 382 Polynikes, the Marine base bombing was the guy they took out in Beirut. Irony is that the US had a price on his head so have a hard time dissing that assasination.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
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That is expecting the State Department to actually be rational instead of hating on Israel.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 01:03 PM (qdbNv)

393 377 If it happens, it's not desperation. It is cover for stealing PA. Because "people" assume the VP will deliver a state so any shenanigans there will be put on a very low rung of attention. Expect the PA "polls" to have her up by 3 or 4 by election day.

Also I have this awful feeling the reason why Kuntala isn't being made president beforehand is so the media can blast Historic First loud on the day after the Next Steal, and take any and all air out of all questions.

Short version, we need yet another miracle.
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2024 01:01 PM (MNJ3i)

Susquehanna Poll already has Commie-La up 4 in PA.

Posted by: XTC at July 31, 2024 01:03 PM (UnA8+)

394 RCP has already given MI and WI back to the Dems so PA is critical. However, I think this all based on that crazy poll yesterday that had Harris up 11 in MI.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 01:03 PM (t/2Uw)

395 Picking Shapiro might actually make Michigan and Virginia worse for the Dems per the Muslims and Whitmer has good reason to let Kamala go down in flames.
Posted by: whig
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I just dont see jew hating Muslims voting for Trump.

Posted by: Blago at July 31, 2024 01:03 PM (MD/h5)

396 Short version, we need yet another miracle.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2024 01:01 PM (MNJ3i)

the polls are already trending that way.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 31, 2024 01:03 PM (ZtyUu)

397 Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2024 01:02 PM (Cus5s)

Steven Pressfield saw it coming. Read his novel The Profession . Not his best book but very prescient.

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 01:03 PM (B1dzx)

398 “ Picking Shapiro would be based on the fact that PA is central to the Dem hopes of keeping the White House--very difficult to otherwise get to 270 with the existing map.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 12:58 PM (qdbNv)”

It absolutely an electoral move and a sign they are desperate. Shapiro’s election was largely due to a weak opponent who ran a terrible campaign and the overall voter fundamentals in the last election. I don’t think that’s enough to bring Democrats PA in this election. The electorate has changed drastically and a lot of the honest polling reflects that. Republicans have stepped up their GOTV in places like Buck’s County substantially and in PA overall.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2024 01:04 PM (dLfTR)

399 Fellow went to sleep.
Asked for a wakeup call.
Which turned out to be a Hellfire missile in his ear at 0200.
Not sorry about that.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 31, 2024 01:04 PM (cB7nX)

400 "Senior Hamas Commander Dies of Covid-Related Israeli Airstrike"

A similar headline we could have had -

Senior US Political Leader's Reelection Bid Dies from COVID-Related Stabs in Back by Allies

Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2024 01:04 PM (5fDan)

401 I predict that Season 5 of Fauda is gonna be lit.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 31, 2024 12:58 PM (a1415)

Good series. It pretty well portrays how complicated and fucked up the ME is.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 31, 2024 01:04 PM (g8Ew8)

402 Susquehanna Poll already has Commie-La up 4 in PA.
Posted by: XTC at July 31, 2024 01:03 PM (UnA8+)

That's me. Bringing you tomorrow's predictions - today!

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2024 01:04 PM (MNJ3i)

403 390 Allah failed to position these terrorist leaders for success.
Posted by: Stu Podaso
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That is actually a pretty good rhetoric as it summarizes Arab fatalism. If it happened, it was Allah's will.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 01:04 PM (qdbNv)

404 382 Polynikes, the Marine base bombing was the guy they took out in Beirut. Irony is that the US had a price on his head so have a hard time dissing that assasination.
Posted by: sharon(willow's appre

Thanks . I knew it was one of the recent kills.

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 01:05 PM (B1dzx)

405 Can't wait for the pro-Hamas Left to start denouncing "Genocide Josh".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 31, 2024 01:05 PM (uxCna)

406 Short version, we need yet another miracle.
Posted by: ..
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People were overly confident that Kamala was going to be worse than Biden.

Trump needed Biden to run is the bottom line.

I'm not saying its over, but Kamala/Shapiro where they probably win PA, I dont like the odds. They just need normally blue states to once again go blue.

Posted by: Blago at July 31, 2024 01:05 PM (MD/h5)

407 do they know he's coming, or is this a 'crash the party' thing
Posted by: Don Black at July 31, 2024 01:00 PM (/7KEl)
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All pre arranged.

Interestingly enough, Kamala took a pass.
Posted by: WisRich at July 31, 2024 01:01 PM (G0vdT)
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Probably the only smart thing she will do this week. Imagine following him on the podium! She would pale in comparison.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 01:05 PM (W/lyH)

408 It absolutely an electoral move and a sign they are desperate. Shapiro’s election was largely due to a weak opponent who ran a terrible campaign and the overall voter fundamentals in the last election. I don’t think that’s enough to bring Democrats PA in this election. The electorate has changed drastically and a lot of the honest polling reflects that. Republicans have stepped up their GOTV in places like Buck’s County substantially and in PA overall.
Posted by: Marcus T
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Excuse for the cheat in PA where Philly votes 150 percent or more of registered voters is what I think.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 01:06 PM (qdbNv)

409 If Trump loses we are screwed, all of us, except for the Elites. And they are a small small club. That fact is not able to penetrate the thick skulls of so many. Stupidity is rampant in America.

Posted by: tubal at July 31, 2024 01:06 PM (PCK5/)

410 Probably the only smart thing she will do this week. Imagine following him on the podium! She would pale in comparison.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 01:05 PM (W/lyH)


ISWYDT

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2024 01:06 PM (vtRd1)

411 394 RCP has already given MI and WI back to the Dems so PA is critical. However, I think this all based on that crazy poll yesterday that had Harris up 11 in MI.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 01:03 PM (t/2Uw)

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Same pollster had a poll with Trump up by 4 in PA released at the same time.

Man...polling is a giant fucking mess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 01:06 PM (GBKbO)

412 I hate that they are trying to dpress me with this crazy polling. Trump up 3 in MI and suddenly down by 11. Overnight. Up by 5 in PA, suddenly down by 4. Those are pretty dramatic swings.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 01:06 PM (t/2Uw)

413 I need Ace on my twitter feed.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 01:07 PM (w6EFb)

414 Steven Pressfield saw it coming. Read his novel The Profession . Not his best book but very prescient.
Posted by: polynikes

2032. Trump - CNN. I read it years ago and it still makes me laugh.

And yes, it was, in some ways, eerily prescient.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 31, 2024 01:07 PM (vcOmj)

415 That savage was executed, not "assassinated." Regime media uses "assassination" to give that animal a veneer of political standing he never had. He was no statesman, just another muzzie who improved the world by no longer being in it.

Posted by: Putie at July 31, 2024 01:07 PM (H1der)

416 A lot of us wondered why they were being "honest" in April to June about the polls against Biden.

Now we know the answer. It's funny what questions you forget when you are buried in lies.

It was all part of the swap con. Every bit of it.

Ask yourself what the hell the difference is between Biden-Harris and Harris-Anyone.

What is the difference? Biden already got 81 million votes. There's no difference. Kamala was "unpopular", remember? We live in a very bad fake scripted game show.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2024 01:07 PM (MNJ3i)

417 412 I hate that they are trying to dpress me with this crazy polling. Trump up 3 in MI and suddenly down by 11. Overnight. Up by 5 in PA, suddenly down by 4. Those are pretty dramatic swings.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 01:06 PM (t/2Uw)

If you think of Polls as Propaganda it all makes sense, sharon..

Posted by: tubal at July 31, 2024 01:07 PM (PCK5/)

418 413 I need Ace on my twitter feed.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 01:07 PM (w6EFb)

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Ace would ignore us when he was addicted to Twitter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 01:07 PM (GBKbO)

419 Probably the only smart thing she will do this week. Imagine following him on the podium! She would pale in comparison.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 01:05 PM (W/lyH)

ISWYDT
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2024 01:06 PM (vtRd1)


Snort!
I didn't even think about that.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 01:08 PM (W/lyH)

420 Ahh ain't nowaze tahhhred, becuz I come so far fum whare ah stahrrted fum.

Posted by: Hillary! 2024 Dark Horse Candidate at July 31, 2024 01:08 PM (vtRd1)

421 Ignore the polling. It’s nonsense.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2024 01:08 PM (rGH6a)

422 If they go with Shapiro, it's a desperation move. Presidential campaigns haven't chosen VPs with the assumption that they have favorite son effects...ever. They know that there's no effect.

If the Harris campaign is suddenly desperate for it, then they're fucking desperate.
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The only stupider "conventional wisdom" in politics is, the VP needs to be a consensus pick.

How can you tell?
Only Republicans are demanded to follow those.

Dems NEVER pick a favored son or consensus for VP.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2024 01:08 PM (1td06)

423 >>Allah failed to position these terrorist leaders for success.
Posted by: Stu Podaso


Burden Status: Unburdened

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2024 01:08 PM (u39gB)

424 I really don't think Obama intends to allow Ka*a*a to get the nomination.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 31, 2024 01:08 PM (w6EFb)

425 People were overly confident that Kamala was going to be worse than Biden.

Trump needed Biden to run is the bottom line.

I'm not saying its over, but Kamala/Shapiro where they probably win PA, I dont like the odds. They just need normally blue states to once again go blue.
Posted by: Blago
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You really don't know much political history do you.

Kamala historically in previous campaigns polls worse and worse as people become familiar with her.

Trump, ironically does the opposite. He performs better in actual votes than he does in polls historically since 2016.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 01:08 PM (qdbNv)

426 I'm not saying the polling is right, but Trump getting shot is not going to carry into the election the way some people think it is. The last few weeks are probably the highest Trump will ever poll.

That being said, Trump dramatically outperforms his polling and he's polling better now than in 2016 or 2020.

But Democrats pulled a rabbit out of their hat getting Biden sidelined.

Posted by: Blago at July 31, 2024 01:08 PM (MD/h5)

427 If you think of Polls as Propaganda it all makes sense, sharon..
Posted by: tubal at July 31, 2024 01:07 PM (PCK5/)

FUD:

Fear. Uncertainty. Ding-dongs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2024 01:09 PM (BAEGB)

428 I hate that they are trying to dpress me with this crazy polling. Trump up 3 in MI and suddenly down by 11. Overnight. Up by 5 in PA, suddenly down by 4. Those are pretty dramatic swings.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 01:06 PM (t/2Uw)

If you think of Polls as Propaganda it all makes sense, sharon..
Posted by: tubal at July 31, 2024 01:07 PM (PCK5/)
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Remember what Rush said. Polls are not used to report public opinion, they are used to sway public opinion.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 01:09 PM (W/lyH)

429 422 The only stupider "conventional wisdom" in politics is, the VP needs to be a consensus pick.

How can you tell?
Only Republicans are demanded to follow those.

Dems NEVER pick a favored son or consensus for VP.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2024 01:08 PM (1td06)

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It's always about internal politics at the highest levels.

W picking Cheney was a power move. Obama picking Biden was a power move. Trump picking Pence was consolidation. Trump picking Vance is a power move.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 01:09 PM (GBKbO)

430 132 Those austere scholars are dropping like flies.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 31, 2024 12:27 PM (Aoykm)

Update the thesaurus to add austere as a synonym for rigor-mortis.

Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2024 01:10 PM (z+ik4)

431 Shapiro on the ticket may bring PA but it'll lose Michigan. No way Dearbornistan turns out to vote for that ticket.

Posted by: Shep!!! at July 31, 2024 01:10 PM (RXJdG)

432 I along with others said a year ago that the main focus for the RNC and candidate should be a voter integrity plan and to have it in place to to stop the cheat . I don't know if a specific plan has been made.

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 01:10 PM (B1dzx)

433 I hate that they are trying to dpress me with this crazy polling. Trump up 3 in MI and suddenly down by 11. Overnight. Up by 5 in PA, suddenly down by 4. Those are pretty dramatic swings.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 01:06 PM (t/2Uw)

If you think of Polls as Propaganda it all makes sense, sharon..
Posted by: tubal

The polls are used to justify the cheat. Also....are the polls for "registered voters" or "likely voters"?

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 31, 2024 01:10 PM (vcOmj)

434 Try again. He'd sell his mother for the shot at VP. He and his are protected with fine private schools, etc. (as is Fetterman) but JF has some scruples.
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Wikipedia
In part, Philadelphia has a number of centers of worship for a multitude of faiths. According to the Pew Research Center, the most practiced religion is Christianity with 68%, (41% Protestant and 26% Catholic) followed by Irreligion with 24%, Judaism with 3%, and other religions with 5%.

The most predominant, Christianity, has been seen in the city since its foundation. However many new religions have arrived, including Islam and Hinduism. With immigration from the Middle East, the Horn of Africa, Pakistan, Bangladesh, and India, these two religions have increased their presence. The largest concentrations of Muslims and Hindus live in the Northeast and North parts of the city, Center City, West Philadelphia, and sprawling into the nearby suburbs.

According to several statistics, Philadelphia has surpassed Detroit and New York City to become the American metropolitan area with the highest proportion of Muslims.[5]

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 31, 2024 01:11 PM (NFX2v)

435
Kamala historically in previous campaigns polls worse and worse as people become familiar with her.

Trump, ironically does the opposite. He performs better in actual votes than he does in polls historically since 2016.
Posted by: whig

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I'm hoping that's true, but Trump will get every Democrat to the polls, even ones that dont like Kamala.

if Dems can take PA off the board, we're fucked imo

We're basically now hoping jew-hating Muslims save us.

Posted by: Blago at July 31, 2024 01:11 PM (MD/h5)

436 431 Shapiro on the ticket may bring PA but it'll lose Michigan. No way Dearbornistan turns out to vote for that ticket.
Posted by: Shep!!! at July 31, 2024 01:10 PM (RXJdG)

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It won't bring PA because VPs don't have favorite son effects. Never have. This isn't suddenly the moment they do.

If PA goes Democrat again, it'll most likely be because Philadelphia is allowed to make up numbers again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

437 FUD:

Fear. Uncertainty. Ding-dongs.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2024 01:09 PM (BAEGB)

I would say I like HoHos better than Dingdongs, but now we're back to talking about Cummala Hairass.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2024 01:11 PM (GFM7I)

438 Posted by: Blago at July 31, 2024 01:05 PM (MD/h5)

Biden got 81 million votes. What is the difference between him and do-nothing Harris? Skin color?
The dementia that was supposedly hidden so well until June that Biden was down to Trump in *April*?

Ridiculous. We don't even question how far beyond credibility what they feed us is. What happened to Trump's bump from the attack? All of it vanished because the useless dementia guy's VP hasn't even taken over but is now the magic unvoted for nominee?? No chance.

We accept way too much instead of thinking about it.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2024 01:12 PM (MNJ3i)

439 "Look at what it does not do. Protect privacy. As someone yesterday pointed out, a simple robust privacy bill would kill all social media."

Texas just won pretty big in court yesterday against Meta for privacy violations, scraping biometrics.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 31, 2024 01:12 PM (B0mGw)

440 Israel takes out a Hamas leader in Tehran (!) yesterday, and an Iranian in Syria today, yet the US stock market is up big right now. This market seems to be immune to WWIII doomer news.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 31, 2024 01:12 PM (qUkBO)

441 Today, we settle all the family Israeli business...
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I never understood why this would work. The families, now headless, still exist, and they know where Las Vegas is.


So, your Don has been killed and you have now been battlefield promoted to Don. The gang responsible has moved half a country away, to a city that is neutral territory. The gang that killed your Don is not trying to take over your business or is killing any other of your men. Do you waste your time on revenge or chalk it up to "just business".

Posted by: Chuck C at July 31, 2024 01:12 PM (yOPBE)

442 Yeah, no. Camela had her bump and it’s not enough. She’s now getting a reality check with video showing her own words. She’s a terrible candidate and it only gets worse from here. Reinventing herself won’t work with a lot of her on the records comments. As one Democrat operative put it yesterday, drastically changing your positions at this point smells political even to the most pedestrian voters. It smacks of dishonesty and the other side will play that to the max. She was a terrible candidate to begin with, trying to defend that is going to be her downfall.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2024 01:13 PM (dLfTR)

443 Nood. Kamala.

*ducks*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 01:13 PM (ZANHd)

444 Shapiro’s election was largely due to a weak opponent who ran a terrible campaign and the overall voter fundamentals in the last election.
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Maestro (or whatever his name was) was pure GOP grifter.
Words, words and more words-- never an intention to act or do.
He glommed on to the stolen election anger to get the nomination but the stink of his insincerity came through.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2024 01:13 PM (1td06)

445 Gore didn't bring TN.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 01:13 PM (t/2Uw)

446 417 412 I hate that they are trying to dpress me with this crazy polling. Trump up 3 in MI and suddenly down by 11. Overnight. Up by 5 in PA, suddenly down by 4. Those are pretty dramatic swings.
Posted by: sharon

Polling at this stage is all about trends. Pick one pollster and keep with that over time. Trying to aggregate them simply makes a statistical mess as you lose the good info by adding bad.

Later in September, you see better polling using likely voters than registered or all individual sampling.

State polls are particularly subject to error and wild swings right now because getting a representative sample is more difficult than a nationwide poll. To get accurate state polls, you have to oversample groups . But cheap media pollsters don't do that. Instead, they use a couple of minority respondents to impute the attitude of the sampling group as a whole. Bad practice and bad results leading to wide swings.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 01:13 PM (qdbNv)

447 442 Yeah, no. Camela had her bump and it’s not enough. She’s now getting a reality check with video showing her own words. She’s a terrible candidate and it only gets worse from here. Reinventing herself won’t work with a lot of her on the records comments. As one Democrat operative put it yesterday, drastically changing your positions at this point smells political even to the most pedestrian voters. It smacks of dishonesty and the other side will play that to the max. She was a terrible candidate to begin with, trying to defend that is going to be her downfall.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2024 01:13 PM (dLfTR)

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She drastically changed all of her previous positions because she was winning too easily.

Duh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

448 It won't bring PA because VPs don't have favorite son effects. Never have. This isn't suddenly the moment they do.

If PA goes Democrat again, it'll most likely be because Philadelphia is allowed to make up numbers again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I think you get at least 1% more than you normally do, and that's probably what the state will come down to.

Voters think their state gets favoritism with a hometown VP, and usually they do.

Posted by: Blago at July 31, 2024 01:13 PM (MD/h5)

449 It won't bring PA because VPs don't have favorite son effects. Never have. This isn't suddenly the moment they do.

If PA goes Democrat again, it'll most likely be because Philadelphia is allowed to make up numbers again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

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Al Gore lost home stateTennessee in 2000 and he wa the Presidential candidate.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 31, 2024 01:14 PM (UOpCJ)

450 Heh. Kill an Arab in a Persian land. Kill a Persian in an Arab land. Then watch the news-idiots gabble about Israel "bringing Iran into the conflict" with straight faces.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 31, 2024 01:14 PM (BAEGB)

451 Has Shapiro been a good governor? I'd say no so I don't see an advantage.

Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 01:15 PM (B1dzx)

452
We accept way too much instead of thinking about it.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2024 01:12 PM


There are those of us who accept nothing from people who never change in their never-Trump ideas. I see the same names and before reading know they're shit shovelers.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 31, 2024 01:15 PM (RKVpM)

453 saw a clip yesterday or today, forget which, but Kramala was talking like a sister from the hood

so apparently she can turn it on and off

Posted by: Don Black at July 31, 2024 01:15 PM (/7KEl)

454 Since we're talking about air power:

On July 29, 2024 (10 years later), Air & Space Forces Magazine online interviewed U.S. Air Force Vice Chief of Staff Gen. James C. Slife. This Ukraine war-informed quote struck home: "We used to make the claim that since 1953 no American has been killed by air attack. We can't make that claim anymore," Slife said. "It calls into question, 'What does air superiority actually look like?' [Does] it look like 30,000 feet over the Yalu River (Korea) in 1953 or does it look like below 3,000 feet with quadcopters with a hand grenade slung to the bottom of them? I think the answer is: It's all of the above."

https://tinyurl.com/5ay6ezrd

Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 01:15 PM (xCA6C)

455 Kamala Harris, a mixed race woman and a person of deep insights and profound compassion, one who can bridge the deep politicald ivides in our country is currently up by 15% in Michigan.

Posted by: Rock solid and totally unbiaseded polls at July 31, 2024 01:16 PM (dTTBf)

456 449 Al Gore lost home stateTennessee in 2000 and he wa the Presidential candidate.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 31, 2024 01:14 PM (UOpCJ)

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The Presidential favorite son effect has more data to support it than the VP effect.

But even that is more prone to larger issues than a simple effect would imply. It's more an artifact of the time when elections were really won by the strength of party bosses at the state level...when elections were REAL funky.

Heck. Romney arguably had 3 home states, and he lost 2 of them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

457 Republicans got their ass handed to them in PA because they were not prepared. They won’t make that mistake again and they are a lot of resources, legal and otherwise, being poured into places like Phili. There will be a lot of eyes watching this time. That doesn’t mean they won’t try stuffing boxes, it just means they are more apt to be caught or called on it, and get it into the legal cycle faster.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2024 01:16 PM (dLfTR)

458 Posted by: Blago

Any chance we could get you to go share your wisdom to sites like hot air? I think they would benefit from your knowledge. While your at it, share with the bulwark.

True stardom awaits you!

Posted by: Outside of Life at July 31, 2024 01:17 PM (89Sog)

459 This is why J.D. Vance was brilliant. He is the best chance for securing PA, MI, WI.
I don;t think banning fracking, open borders, outsourcing manufacturing, EVs appeals to anyone in those states.
My hope is that this is all phony hype.
Did you see the story about how Biden allowed NIH scientists to join the Autoworker's Union in order to get their endorsment.
Like that is going to change the minds of actual autoworkers.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 31, 2024 01:17 PM (t/2Uw)

460 Republicans got their ass handed to them in PA because they were not prepared. They won’t make that mistake again and they are a lot of resources, legal and otherwise, being poured into places like Phili. There will be a lot of eyes watching this time. That doesn’t mean they won’t try stuffing boxes, it just means they are more apt to be caught or called on it, and get it into the legal cycle faster.
Posted by: Marcus T
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So 2018, 2020 and 2022 they didn't know what they're doing (and even let retard Fetterman win) but this time they have it handled?

Sorry if I'm skeptical.

Posted by: Blago at July 31, 2024 01:18 PM (MD/h5)

461 If you think of Polls as Propaganda it all makes sense, sharon..
Posted by: tubal at July 31, 2024 01:07 PM (PCK5/)

Very much THIS!

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 31, 2024 01:18 PM (g8Ew8)

462 436. If PA goes Democrat again, it'll most likely be because Philadelphia is allowed to make up numbers again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

It doesn't need to. Redistricting - combining parts of Philly with the suburbs took care of that. Just Delco alone (many blue collar, union) now feeds in huge to the Democratic numbers.

Thank O and Holder, and beware.

WHYY, OVER THE LINE? Feb 22. 2018
New congressional districts in Philly suburbs could help Democrats win in D.C.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 31, 2024 01:18 PM (NFX2v)

463 Al Gore lost home stateTennessee in 2000 and he wa the Presidential candidate.
Posted by: MAGA
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But a different Democrat would have lost the state by a much larger margin.

Bush won by less than 1%.

Now TN goes red by double digits.

Posted by: Blago at July 31, 2024 01:19 PM (MD/h5)

464 True stardom awaits you!
Posted by: Outside of Life

It must bother you because you know I'm right.

Posted by: Blago at July 31, 2024 01:19 PM (MD/h5)

465 saw a clip yesterday or today, forget which, but Kramala was talking like a sister from the hood

so apparently she can turn it on and off
Posted by: Don Black


She might be able to speak like a hood rat, but when she needs to dound educated, she can't pull it off.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 31, 2024 01:19 PM (Mp4VO)

466 i don't think it will be Shapiro. baggage . but if it is ..baggage !

Posted by: runner at July 31, 2024 01:20 PM (V13WU)

467 A martyr? Whoa, Mama! He’s in high cotton! No really, he’s picking cotton in hell where the rows are a thousand miles long, they ain’t no water barrel at the turnaround, and six foot long rattlesnakes are everywhere. And it’s always noonday sun overhead.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2024 01:20 PM (LHPAg)

468 Shapiro will not make Dearbornistan very happy, but I think it's a move designed to keep American Jews (especially Jewish donors) on the D plantation. There are Jews like Christina Hoff Sommers, who hate the anti-semitism of leftists but have such bad TDS that they will fool themselves that Shapiro's pick is a sign Kamala is "moving to the center." Sommers said something to that effect on X a few days ago. "See, the Dems really don't hate us! It's just a few nasty far left people."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at July 31, 2024 01:22 PM (HabA/)

469 saw a clip yesterday or today, forget which, but Kramala was talking like a sister from the hood

so apparently she can turn it on and off
Posted by: Don Black


The mark of a con man

Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2024 01:22 PM (5fDan)

470 Picking Shapiro would be based on the fact that PA is central to the Dem hopes of keeping the White House--very difficult to otherwise get to 270 with the existing map.
*********
Shapiro is one of the insiders of the PA election cheating. Kamala desperately needs her fingers in that to win the state.

Posted by: Cosda at July 31, 2024 01:24 PM (RS8TZ)

471 Take a standard, 100% "civilian" Hughes 500 helicopter. Or a Bell 206. Doesn't matter what kind of 'choppah, really.

Clamp on ONE rail for a Hellfire Missile to one of the struts n' skid assemblies. Run the interface cable through an open sliding window, to the hand-held Hellfire control and display, operated by the Co-Pilot.

Fly to within 2 miles of the target, FIRE on target, observe and record impact.

Return to base, 10 miles or so. Dismount Hellfire mount, put it along with Hellfire Control & Display into Hilux, and disappear it along the dusty back roads to a designated egress point. Israel picks up the Hellfire gear, which is never seen in Iran, again.

No need to fly a bird all the way in *from* Israel.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2024 01:24 PM (kQgoX)

472 466 i don't think it will be Shapiro. baggage . but if it is ..baggage !
Posted by: runner
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Dem politics is essentially a black box so any guess about specifics involves information we are not privvy to including very expensive private polling in states and vast background checks looking for landmines to prevent the Eagleton or Quayle problem.

Then, there is the individual politician's decision whether or not to be anointed VP. A lot of that calculus depends on whether the pol thinks it is a promotion to future and better things or a dead end job.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 01:24 PM (qdbNv)

473 One thing it took me a while to learn, if Democrats are for it, it is bad. This is a rule you can live by, like the sunrise.

The reason is not always in plain sight.

Posted by: ... at July 31, 2024 12:52 PM (MNJ3i)
_______________

This. That thought alone spurred my opposition to net neutrality.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2024 01:25 PM (YqDXo)

474 Heck. Romney arguably had 3 home states, and he lost 2 of them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
+++
Yeah, but it's Romney. He deserved to lose all 3 of them.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 31, 2024 01:26 PM (Lo97M)

475 saw a clip yesterday or today, forget which, but Kramala was talking like a sister from the hood

so apparently she can turn it on and off
Posted by: Don Black

The mark of a con man

Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2024 01:22 PM (5fDan)
_____________

She warn't no ways tahred?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2024 01:26 PM (YqDXo)

476 Shapiro is one of the insiders of the PA election cheating. Kamala desperately needs her fingers in that to win the state.
Posted by: Cosda

I am simply predicting based on public information about the importance of PA to the Dem path. As I mention earlier, picking Shapiro might also excuse abnormal voting patterns in PA as a supposed VP effect. Political research literature indicates little state effect in modern elections for VP and some for President (probably a selection bias problem as a person has to be thought well enough by their home state to get to Presidential nominee in the first place).

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 01:27 PM (qdbNv)

477 436 If PA goes Democrat again, it'll most likely be because Philadelphia is allowed to make up numbers again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

Josh will be her VP because he has experience running the Philly Cheat Machine and they want him to expand it at the National level.

Posted by: XTC at July 31, 2024 01:27 PM (UnA8+)

478 It must bother you because you know I'm right.
Posted by: Blago
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More that you are consistent with your doom and gloom about Trump and refuse the reality that massive cheating for the Dems occurred in 2020 in order for Biden to eke out a win.

Might want to take a look now at the formal Georgia Election Board findings now of the 2020 election in Fulton County. It specifically includes that the two pollworkers in Fulton caught on screen running voters through the scanners were in fact scanning the same ballots multiple times. Roughly 300k votes have no image, 150 k votes have no valid signature as well.

Multiply this in Milwaukee, Philadelphia, Detroit, Phoenix, etc.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 01:31 PM (qdbNv)

479 Hey. Which voting machine company did Venezuela use?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 31, 2024 01:31 PM (J8LnB)

480 479 Hey. Which voting machine company did Venezuela use?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot
======
You want Brian in New Orleans back? That is how you get it by saying the company's name.

Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 01:34 PM (qdbNv)

481 Irananian media sounds just like ours..

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 31, 2024 01:44 PM (XLfSN)

482 Kinda lame for Satan worshippers to be locked in on 666 AD lifestyles and warfare. They are gonna shit when the True Visionaries take over

Posted by: Denny Crane! at July 31, 2024 01:53 PM (7PfMk)

483 But again all my expertise is from staying at a Holiday Inn .
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 12:55 PM (B1dzx)

Hey, me too, partner!!

Posted by: Lloyd Austin Sec Of BS at July 31, 2024 02:24 PM (iODuv)

484 Gop should grow a fucking SPINE and declare that their vote totals will be withheld until the Democrat cities are done

No more of this "here's the amount of votes you need to find" bullshit

The left will never EVER play by rules. The new GOP must stand strong

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 31, 2024 02:36 PM (XLfSN)

485 doubt it was an airstrike ... thats just Iran trying to stir the pot ...

Posted by: The Dark Lord at July 31, 2024 02:50 PM (DBAaD)

486 Him and Bin Laden are together in a Lake of Flame I hope they are enjoying it

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 31, 2024 04:49 PM (wGqjj)

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