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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Jules Bastien-Lepage
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 31, 2024 09:30 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 31, 2024 09:30 AM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2024 09:31 AM (fYBMd)
Posted by: Ford Motor Company at July 31, 2024 09:31 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 31, 2024 09:31 AM (gbOdA)
"Never run when you can walk. Never walk when you can sit. . . . . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 09:31 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2024 09:31 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 31, 2024 09:31 AM (Da7Vv)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 31, 2024 09:32 AM (FLCL8)
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 31, 2024 09:32 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Don Black at July 31, 2024 09:32 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Ford Motor Company at July 31, 2024 09:31 AM (DobEs)
Judges would have accepted Fjords.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 31, 2024 09:32 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Will someone explain the gunshot 10 seconds after all the shooting? at July 31, 2024 09:23 AM
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I loved that once on the Gub Thread I asked a question about the Lee-Enfield SMLE and it [or the reply?] was #303.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 31, 2024 09:32 AM (i0CiB)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 09:32 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Lady Who's in a Foul Mood and Due for a Media Blackout at July 31, 2024 09:32 AM (JCLJi)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Not really sure at July 31, 2024 09:32 AM (DobEs)
I love this. I might get a print when I have an income again. I'm adding it to my very short list of prints I'd like. Depending on how big it is (when I order prints, I try to match original dimensions), I have a couple of spots it could go.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 09:33 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at July 31, 2024 09:33 AM (ry20a)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 31, 2024 09:33 AM (FLCL8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2024 09:33 AM (mqcLc)
Posted by: Ford Motor Company
Working on a bumper crop over here Boss!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 09:33 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 31, 2024 09:33 AM (8AONa)
Posted by: red speck at July 31, 2024 09:33 AM (0Id0S)
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)
Not Mexican. Resume circular filed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)
I've got the tines...
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 31, 2024 09:33 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2024 09:33 AM (mqcLc)
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LOL. Artistic license!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 09:33 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Dirty Frank at July 31, 2024 09:34 AM (6GtPi)
It's a wonderful painting but it captures the weariness too well, it tires me out just viewing it.
Posted by: Next2Nothing at July 31, 2024 09:34 AM (tA1/w)
Posted by: Mean Boss at July 31, 2024 09:34 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 31, 2024 09:34 AM (lY72Y)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 09:34 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at July 31, 2024 09:30 AM (hOUT3)
Nice rack > Nice rake
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 31, 2024 09:34 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: red speck at July 31, 2024 09:34 AM (0Id0S)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2024 09:34 AM (mqcLc)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 31, 2024 09:35 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: red speck at July 31, 2024 09:34 AM (0Id0S)
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HAHAHAHA.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 09:35 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)
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She has management written all over her!
Posted by: The Two Bobs at July 31, 2024 09:35 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2024 09:35 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2024 09:36 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: One of the Gabor sisters at July 31, 2024 09:36 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 31, 2024 09:36 AM (pohLc)
Posted by: red speck at July 31, 2024 09:36 AM (0Id0S)
On display: Room 057 The Collection Exhibition - Stand up for justice
Work info
Creation date: 1881
Other titles: Trett (NOR)
Fatigué (FRA)
Materials and techniques: Olje på lerret
Material:
Canvas
Dimensions:
Height: 81 cm
Width: 59 cm
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 31, 2024 09:36 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Art Garfunkel at July 31, 2024 09:36 AM (OguvZ)
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 31, 2024 09:34 AM (lY72Y)
Summer's Eve and a razor will fix you right up.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2024 09:36 AM (IUd0M)
Posted by: Bed, Bath, and You Know at July 31, 2024 09:36 AM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Ribbed at July 31, 2024 09:36 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 09:32 AM (6WCwE)
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Making it functional for both right- and left-handers.
Or switch-rakers ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 31, 2024 09:37 AM (lY72Y)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 09:37 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2024 09:36 AM (IUd0M)
Green? likely needs penicilin.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2024 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Or switch-rakers ...
Posted by: ShainS
What?! That's like a right or left handed baseball bat.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 09:38 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2024 09:38 AM (uGpeQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 09:37 AM (6WCwE)
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The firm handshake and steady gaze when you met to conclude a deal for farm equipment when her injured father sent her in his stead?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 09:38 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
You could loan her one of yours...
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2024 09:38 AM (lfiac)
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 31, 2024 09:37 AM (lY72Y)
Smart... make a rake you can use left-handed and then accuse them of consorting with the devil.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2024 09:38 AM (IUd0M)
Posted by: Westinghouse at July 31, 2024 09:39 AM (LfTgW)
Posted by: Tonypete
That's OK. She knows about hauk tuah.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2024 09:39 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2024 09:39 AM (j3E0V)
Posted by: Outside of Life at July 31, 2024 09:39 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: Mean Boss at July 31, 2024 09:34 AM (7fElN)
A tired woman is a happy woman.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 31, 2024 09:39 AM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 31, 2024 09:39 AM (i0CiB)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 31, 2024 09:39 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
After one particularly embarrassing incident, the young Tonypete learned well and never again underestimated farm girls.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 09:40 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: PabloD at July 31, 2024 09:40 AM (f6tTc)
Posted by: red speck at July 31, 2024 09:40 AM (0Id0S)
Posted by: dantesed at July 31, 2024 09:40 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 31, 2024 09:39 AM (g8Ew
No, a happy woman is a bitching woman, with a man to blame all her problems on.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 31, 2024 09:40 AM (pohLc)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2024 09:40 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: MAGA Girl at July 31, 2024 09:41 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2024 09:41 AM (d9LQi)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 31, 2024 09:42 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
It fits green, more likely trichomoniasis, and treated with flagyl.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2024 09:42 AM (lfiac)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2024 09:42 AM (Q0kLU)
"I mean, Russiagate was a big hoax. They wouldn't properly audit the 2020 election. Covid has been all but confirmed to have come from a lab. They continue to cover up the Trump assassination attempt. They lied about Biden's condition until he became a drag on their ticket, and then did an end run around the voters to drop his rightfully won nomination. Along with all of the other BS we're enduring on a daily basis.
It's just a shame that JD Vance is so weird."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 31, 2024 09:42 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: MAGA Girl at July 31, 2024 09:41 AM (DobEs)
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She needs pretty significant machinery to pull that off. I hope there's somebody with modern farm equipment waiting in the wings...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 09:42 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Farm Funk at July 31, 2024 09:42 AM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2024 09:42 AM (d9LQi)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 09:43 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2024 09:42 AM (lfiac)
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That's what I was going to say!
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2024 09:43 AM (uGpeQ)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2024 09:43 AM (V13WU)
"If you got time to lean, you got time to clean!"
"Yeah? Well, I ain't gonna scour for four bucks an hour!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2024 09:43 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2024 09:43 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Westinghouse at July 31, 2024 09:39 AM (LfTgW)
ABC and NBC out of Shreveport. CBS Deridder. You had to turn the antenna at Mamaws house.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 31, 2024 09:44 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez at July 31, 2024 09:44 AM (3nLss)
After a year of near-record yield
Our winner can now be revealed
She's widely adored
And wins our award
For being out standing in her field!
Posted by: muldoon at July 31, 2024 09:44 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Goldbricking Layabout at July 31, 2024 09:44 AM (55kM1)
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2024 09:44 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2024 09:44 AM (uGpeQ)
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 31, 2024 09:44 AM (Mp4VO)
Posted by: Ciampino - Humpday #12 She looks too tired to hump at July 31, 2024 09:44 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 09:42 AM (HnUIn)
In the olden days, farmers made rotating rakes which were drawn by trained horses. Those old farmers had mad skills at horse handling. My Grandfather could parallel park a horse and wagon.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 31, 2024 09:45 AM (pohLc)
Posted by: Sir Oscar Mayer at July 31, 2024 09:45 AM (he1RS)
"So fkng fatigué of Montec dropping his shite on every thread. The troll does not learn..."
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2024 09:45 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 31, 2024 09:45 AM (J8LnB)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2024 09:45 AM (d9LQi)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 09:45 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 31, 2024 09:45 AM (fDXgc)
You could loan her one of yours...
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2024 09:38 AM (lfiac)
I use those quite sparingly since they're in limited supply and I feel I can't just give them away.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2024 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Dunno, but it seems to be working for her. Nice painting of a Fen girl.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 09:46 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2024 09:46 AM (zXgrQ)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 31, 2024 09:46 AM (i0CiB)
"...Radio Yerevan was asked: 'what do a pregnant farm girl and a Trabant have in common?'
Radio Yerevan answers: 'both are the shame of the family!'..."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2024 09:46 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: XTC at July 31, 2024 09:46 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2024 09:47 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: dantesed at July 31, 2024 09:40 AM (Oy/m2)
Artax, heading right for the swamp.
Posted by: The Story Isn't Neverending For Artax at July 31, 2024 09:47 AM (55kM1)
I knew I saw this exact scene on Hogans Heroes.
Posted by: Outside of Life at July 31, 2024 09:47 AM (89Sog)
How often do you see this "Montec"? Is he in the room with you right now? Does he speak to you?
I'm not Montec and it's dumb to imply I am.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 31, 2024 09:48 AM (B0mGw)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2024 09:42 AM (lfiac)
*channels inner JT*
Gesundheit!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2024 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner
". . . yeah, it's a rake. That's it - it's a rake."
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 09:48 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2024 09:48 AM (3Sugj)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2024 09:48 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 09:48 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: dantesed
Looks like a person to me. Another raker?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2024 09:48 AM (v6JzV)
"...Radio Yerevan was asked: 'what do a pregnant farm girl and a Trabant have in common?'
Radio Yerevan answers: 'both are the shame of the family!'..."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2024 09:46 AM (0FoWg)
What the difference on a Trabant and a Jehovahs Witness?
You can shut the door on a Jehovahs Witness!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 31, 2024 09:48 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 31, 2024 09:49 AM (i0CiB)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2024 09:49 AM (lfiac)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2024 09:50 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2024 09:50 AM (3Sugj)
“But God does not exist,” replies Stalin.
“Exactly,” says the farmer. “Neither do the potatoes.”
Posted by: Old classic at July 31, 2024 09:50 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 09:45 AM (6WCwE)
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Not unusual, even in the industrial age.
The "Pittsburgh Potty" is an example. Common in Pittsburgh (thus the name), it's usually in a basement and consists of a freestanding toilet and a crude showering facility (either a small stall or a big utility sink with flexible faucets for reach), often also doubling as a laundry room.
Pittsburgh was *dirty* because of all the coal, and steelworkers got especially filthy. Get home, enter through the basement, clean up and use the can so you don't track coal dust and soot all through the damn house.
This is also one possible origin of the "don't wear white after Labor Day" rule. As summer winds down, heating turns up - and in an era where "heat" meant "coal," your whites were unlikely to stay white. So at a common "end of summer" point, just put your whites away.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 09:50 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Fauci Farm Follies at July 31, 2024 09:50 AM (CV8a5)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2024 09:50 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 31, 2024 09:50 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: tubal at July 31, 2024 09:50 AM (PCK5/)
After a year of near-record yield
Our winner can now be revealed
She's widely adored
And wins our award
For being out standing in her field!
Posted by: muldoon at July 31, 2024 09:44 AM (uCfKO)
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Outstanding (yes I know), not only it's a limerick but it is also puny. She will rake in the prizes.
She's not skirting the problem.
Posted by: Ciampino - Humpday #13 at July 31, 2024 09:51 AM (qfLjt)
Montec flounced? We really need a spreadsheet, listing nic, general reason someone is irritating, and current status.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 09:51 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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The trolls and "true conservatives" ye shall always have with you.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 09:51 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 31, 2024 09:51 AM (i0CiB)
SS setup or incompetence or both; 6000 years from creation or billions of years; Project 2025, keep or discard; court packing unconstitutional or not
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 31, 2024 09:51 AM (UOpCJ)
Posted by: Gilligan's Island at July 31, 2024 09:52 AM (DobEs)
But that's just the company I keep . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 09:52 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2024 09:50 AM (V13WU)
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Montec has come back as Kumala Word Salad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 09:52 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2024 09:52 AM (v6JzV)
So any discrepancies between human observation and Scripture just get swept under the rug and ignored?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2024 09:26 AM (v6JzV)
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The biggest issue IMO is that we’ve been surveying the night sky for decades and astronomers see super nova explosions in other galaxies, the light of which would take millions of years to arrive to Earth. But in a universe only 6000 years old that means the super nova never happened, rather God created the light to mimic an explosion. I can’t see that as anything other than straight up deception, which goes against God’s character. So either most of astronomical science (and a good bit of physics) is complete bunk or the interpretation that God created the universe 6000 years ago is bunk.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 31, 2024 09:41 AM (UOpCJ)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 31, 2024 09:52 AM (UOpCJ)
Dunno, but it seems to be working for her. Nice painting of a Fen girl.
Posted by: Archimedes
😡😡😡
Posted by: Tennessee Ernie Ford
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 31, 2024 09:52 AM (Mp4VO)
Posted by: tubal at July 31, 2024 09:52 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2024 09:52 AM (d9LQi)
Montec flounced? We really need a spreadsheet, listing nic, general reason someone is irritating, and current status.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 09:51 AM (xCA6C)
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Called us Trump worshipers because we didn't believe the polls saying that Biden was winning against Trump, or something.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 09:53 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 09:53 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2024 09:52 AM (v6JzV)
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Kind of both. He flounced as he was getting banned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 09:53 AM (GBKbO)
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Then the errorist wins.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 31, 2024 09:53 AM (i0CiB)
Posted by: Ciampino - Humpday #14 at July 31, 2024 09:54 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 09:54 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: tubal at July 31, 2024 09:50 AM (PCK5/)
Kerosene soaked rag...tied around ankle.
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2024 09:54 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2024 09:54 AM (z+ik4)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Easy enough to do via archive searches if you remember the nics involved.
Then there are the banned--some that come back via apology for brief indiscretions, some that go away forever, and some that keep recurring like a bad rash or shingles.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 09:54 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: Come on, people! at July 31, 2024 09:54 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at July 31, 2024 09:55 AM (3Sugj)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2024 09:55 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 09:53 AM (GBKbO)
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One of those "you can't fire me! I quit!" situations?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 09:55 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2024 09:54 AM (AwYPR)
Those work on those Antifa pests too, if you light them on fire.
Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2024 09:55 AM (z+ik4)
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2024 09:54 AM (AwYPR)
Those work on those Antifa pests too, if you light them on fire.
Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2024 09:55 AM (z+ik4)
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A roamin' candle?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 09:56 AM (HnUIn)
Real people, as opposed to bots, have tics that readily identify themselves if they post long enough.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 09:57 AM (qdbNv)
My apologies. I will correct my oversight.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 31, 2024 09:57 AM (B0mGw)
And I bet she will find shit in that field.
Posted by: Mel Brooks is 99 at July 31, 2024 09:57 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2024 09:54 AM (AwYPR)
Those work on those Antifa pests too, if you light them on fire.
Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2024 09:55 AM (z+ik4)
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A roamin' candle?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 09:56 AM (HnUIn)
Hah!
Posted by: tubal at July 31, 2024 09:57 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Yeah. That works at July 31, 2024 09:57 AM (DobEs)
Missed your girls yesterday, Joe. It was National Cheesecake Day and we were hoping you would link accordingly.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2024 09:57 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024
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And Miss Linda assures me that, had I been able to as a boy, I'd have enjoyed visiting my maternal grandparents on their Florida farm in the summers.
Tell me another one, dear.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 09:57 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 09:58 AM (GBKbO)
According to my poor cousin Flo
Raking mallards is a tough way to go
She's utterly verklempt
From her poultry attempt
At getting her ducks in a row
Posted by: muldoon at July 31, 2024 09:58 AM (uCfKO)
No police departments hiring?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 09:58 AM (GBKbO)
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I've had one interview. I think it went reasonably well. Time will, of course, tell.
And I dunno. I'm not a cop. I haven't found any while looking for tech work, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 09:59 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 31, 2024 09:41 AM (UOpCJ)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
Or God told early man only what he wanted him to know. I honestly don't think that man 6,000 years sho could understand or envision 400 million years.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 31, 2024 09:59 AM (Mp4VO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Trolls can learn. Montec was an avid e-car fan but the pattern was always the same as with Moo Moo. First reasonable, then argumentative, then batshit crazy leading flouncing and banning.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 09:59 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: Hillary circa 1881 at July 31, 2024 10:00 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: dantesed at July 31, 2024 10:00 AM (Oy/m2)
Is that what you kids are calling it nowadays?
Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at July 31, 2024 10:00 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 09:59 AM (qdbNv)
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Montec's thing that I kept picking up on was admittance that cheating was a thing in elections and then acting like something like Trump being mean during the first debate in 2020 was the deciding factor. If he hadn't done that, then they wouldn't have been able to cheat Biden to victory, or something.
There was real cognitive dissonance in that man's brain.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 10:00 AM (GBKbO)
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Every leftist
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2024 10:01 AM (Q4IgG)
There was real cognitive dissonance in that man's brain.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
He also got tiresome with his whole "Jews will keep voting Democrat no matter what" shtick.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2024 10:01 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
I am completely fine with the former. My faith does not rest on an explanation of a supernova.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2024 10:02 AM (d9LQi)
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 10:02 AM (B1dzx)
It's her non-slacker sister!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 31, 2024 10:02 AM (gfztU)
Posted by: That Guy at July 31, 2024 10:03 AM (krQz2)
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Every leftist
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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You said it better and more succinctly than I.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:03 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2024 09:54 AM (AwYPR)
Those work on those Antifa pests too, if you light them on fire.
Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2024 09:55 AM (z+ik4)
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A roamin' candle?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 09:56 AM (HnUIn)
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Excellent Joe.
Is that jet fuel grade kerosene?
Posted by: Ciampino - Humpday #15 at July 31, 2024 10:03 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Just the steak, thanks. at July 31, 2024 10:03 AM (fHY5t)
He also got tiresome with his whole "Jews will keep voting Democrat no matter what" shtick.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2024 10:01 AM (v6JzV)
THAT was truly obsessive on his part. Axe grinders can quickly become annoying in the extreme, whether it is politics, someone’s version of “ theology” … or, God forbid, Prometheus…
Posted by: tubal at July 31, 2024 10:05 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 10:05 AM (B1dzx)
Jack Poso
@JackPosobiec
Billie Joe Armstrong holds up a Donald Trump head at a Green Day concert in DC just 2 weeks after Donald Trump was shot in the head at a rally
https://is.gd/dCTKJq
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 10:06 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Aside from the paid drive by one post Johnnies, the persistent ones that keep coming back from banning usually have psychological issues.
Me, if the cobs or Ace decide to get around to banning me, I'm gone permanently as there are always other places to be.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:06 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: tubal at July 31, 2024 10:05 AM (PCK5/)
Yeah, we need to catch up on that. Lol.
Posted by: Just the steak, thanks. at July 31, 2024 10:06 AM (fHY5t)
Posted by: Memories... at July 31, 2024 10:06 AM (he1RS)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2024 10:01 AM (v6JzV)
THAT was truly obsessive on his part. Axe grinders can quickly become annoying in the extreme, whether it is politics, someone’s version of “ theology” … or, God forbid, Prometheus…
Posted by: tubal
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Easier to do like I do, bore people to death with walls of text.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:07 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 09:53 AM (GBKbO)
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"You can't fire me, I quit"?
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:07 AM (krQz2)
Have to admit, if I were to get banned I'd still plan on attending the TX MoMee.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2024 10:07 AM (s9EYN)
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I read a good interpretation was that parts of the universe and earth was pre-existing prior to God reshaping the earth into what it is now (the earth was without form and void), so they were not part of the 7 day/6,000 year creation period
The earth being without form and void might have been like that for eons before the Lord decided, hey let's create man in our image, who will eventually forget how to define a woman
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 31, 2024 10:08 AM (DBZuM)
@JackPosobiec
Billie Joe Armstrong holds up a Donald Trump head at a Green Day concert in DC just 2 weeks after Donald Trump was shot in the head at a rally
Just another Lefty with literal mental issues.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 10:08 AM (B1dzx)
63 And Wow!, are her hands callused! Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Tonypete
That's OK. She knows about hauk tuah.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2024 09:39 AM (v6JzV)
Now! With axle grease!
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 31, 2024 10:08 AM (NMT5x)
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2024 09:54 AM (AwYPR)
Those work on those Antifa pests too, if you light them on fire.
Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2024 09:55 AM (z+ik4)
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A roamin' candle?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 09:56 AM (HnUIn)
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If it was burning could you say 'she was hopped up'?
Posted by: Ciampino - Humpday #16 at July 31, 2024 10:08 AM (qfLjt)
The Hebrew word for day is "Yom". There is no know usage of that word in the Bible that does not mean a 24 hour period.
If there is, please cite chapter/verse so I can better understand.
Posted by: Outside of Life at July 31, 2024 10:08 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:07 AM (qdbNv)
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Hey, you're not the only one.
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:08 AM (krQz2)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
Heh. Party crasher is something that an AOS moron would do.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:08 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: Just the steak
Which will lead to a tummy rub if one does it right!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 10:09 AM (6WCwE)
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I think that's Peter.
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:09 AM (krQz2)
Tickled Pink's hairdresser's cousin being right about Pope Benedict retiring still weirds me out.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2024 10:09 AM (s9EYN)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 10:09 AM (d9fT1)
@JackPosobiec
Billie Joe Armstrong holds up a Donald Trump head at a Green Day concert in DC just 2 weeks after Donald Trump was shot in the head at a rally
Just another Lefty with literal mental issues.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 10:08 AM (B1dzx)
Will never understand the staying power of Green Day. A middling band (at best) that could write a radio hit every now and again.
Like Blink 182 without the fun.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 31, 2024 10:10 AM (KbCG3)
The Hebrew word for day is "Yom". There is no know usage of that word in the Bible that does not mean a 24 hour period.
If there is, please cite chapter/verse so I can better understand.
Posted by: Outside of Life
I think it's in the Psalms.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2024 10:10 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 10:09 AM (6WCwE)
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Just the steak, thanks. at July 31, 2024 10:10 AM (fHY5t)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2024 10:07 AM (s9EYN)
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There is a whole process for attending the TXMoMe post-banning. It's really quite complicated and takes about 2 days.
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2024 10:11 AM (uGpeQ)
Posted by: Memories... at July 31, 2024 10:11 AM (he1RS)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024 10:12 AM (aD39U)
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Oh so easier than buying a gun then
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 31, 2024 10:12 AM (DBZuM)
"'Tain't corn. It's dope."
- - Classic Bloom County reference
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2024 10:12 AM (Q0kLU)
I've attended the last three, so no reason to stop. I'd be surprised though if the frequently banned were MoMee attenders.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2024 10:12 AM (s9EYN)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 31, 2024 10:12 AM (FmapG)
Posted by: Taint Corn at July 31, 2024 10:12 AM (HnUIn)
But do not overlook this one fact, beloved, that with the Lord one day is as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
Psalm 90:4 ESV
For a thousand years in your sight are but as yesterday when it is past, or as a watch in the night.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2024 10:12 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 10:12 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 31, 2024 10:12 AM (FmapG)
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Tired of coming and going and going and coming?
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:13 AM (krQz2)
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2024 10:11 AM (uGpeQ)
Penance involved?
Posted by: Just the steak, thanks. at July 31, 2024 10:13 AM (fHY5t)
If there is, please cite chapter/verse so I can better understand.
Posted by: Outside of Life at July 31, 2024 10:08 AM (89Sog)
It's all over the bible. It can mean day, half day (the light part), half day (the dark part), and I think year. Probably more than that, but I am not a biblical scholar.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 10:13 AM (d9fT1)
- - Classic Bloom County reference
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2024 10:12 AM
Lefty or not, I liked Bloom County.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 10:13 AM (ZANHd)
Posted by: tubal at July 31, 2024 10:13 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 10:13 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:13 AM (krQz2)
And always too soon
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2024 10:13 AM (IyPmt)
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In some instances. The really hard part is the written essay and panel review.
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2024 10:13 AM (uGpeQ)
Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2024 10:14 AM (LHPAg)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Nice painting. It speaks to me. Makes me tired just looking at it.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 10:14 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: N at July 31, 2024 10:14 AM (8XibL)
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2024 10:11 AM (uGpeQ)
It begins by forsaking the tools of children...the 9mm.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 10:14 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at July 31, 2024 10:14 AM (iF0sF)
Posted by: The woman in the painting at July 31, 2024 10:14 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Weasel
Penance involved?
Posted by: Just the steak
Gallons of single malt scotch.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 31, 2024 10:14 AM (Mp4VO)
Posted by: N at July 31, 2024 10:15 AM (8XibL)
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 10:15 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024 10:12 AM (aD39U)
The large bathers from Monday wouldn't let her join in their ablutions.
Posted by: spindrift at July 31, 2024 10:15 AM (OguvZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2024 10:15 AM (dTTBf)
Posted by: The woman in the painting
My dear woman in the painting, The Paolo, how you say, is long for you too.
Posted by: The Paolo at July 31, 2024 10:15 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: The woman in the painting at July 31, 2024 10:14 AM (a3Q+t)
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The longing. It shall continue.
The Paolo does not engage in, how you say, reconquest?
Posted by: The Paolo at July 31, 2024 10:15 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2024 10:02 AM (d9LQi)
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Nor is it possible to explain it.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 31, 2024 10:15 AM (UOpCJ)
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at July 31, 2024 10:14 AM (iF0sF)
jewells!!! So happy to see you here! Missed you! Doing okay??
Posted by: tubal at July 31, 2024 10:15 AM (PCK5/)
@AdamKinzinger
There is a push by MAGA to say “real men” can’t vote for Kamala.
Their understanding of masculinity is so juvenile.
Real men have compassion. Real men protect the vulnerable, real men would advocate tooth and nail for Ukraine to survive.
Soft, weak men, need someone to tell them who to vote for. A crisis of masculinity exists, but mostly on the right.
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I always look to Butch Adam to define masculinity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 10:15 AM (L/fGl)
Did they even define "hours" in Genesis times ? They didn't have clocks ?
Posted by: Next2Nothing at July 31, 2024 10:15 AM (tA1/w)
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at July 31, 2024 10:14 AM (iF0sF)
So we can guess that they've chosen the "other god" of communism.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 31, 2024 10:16 AM (s9EYN)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 31, 2024 10:16 AM (hKoQL)
It's Not You, It's Me
She's a petulant moper, and a fretter.
Whatever could it be that upset her?
I think the biggest factor
Is they repossessed her tractor
And sent her a John Deere letter!
Posted by: muldoon at July 31, 2024 10:16 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2024 10:11 AM (uGpeQ)
It begins by forsaking the tools of children...the 9mm.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 10:14 AM (d9fT1)
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And a commitment to practicing fundamentals for life. Also, an ammo purchase requirement.
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2024 10:16 AM (uGpeQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 10:14 AM
I made it a point to introduce MP4 to The Lord's Own Caliber.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 10:16 AM (ZANHd)
Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2024 10:16 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024 10:12 AM (aD39U)
I remember going to some high-end store in Paris to pick up something for a relative (makeup or perfume or something). The clerks were total smokeshows, and they stank. I think it was the clothing, not the bodies.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 10:16 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024 10:12 AM (aD39U)
I worked for Michelin for 40 years...got my first "French exposure" in the early 70s....whoo-wee.
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2024 10:17 AM (AwYPR)
Neither one of those verses actually applies to the passage of time.
So how many thousands of years did G-d take to create the universe?
Posted by: Outside of Life at July 31, 2024 10:17 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: painters who paint freakishly long arms at July 31, 2024 10:17 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 10:14 AM
And watches > 42mm diameter?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2024 10:17 AM (a3Q+t)
- - Classic Bloom County reference
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2024 10:12 AM
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As I recall, Senator Bedfellow was trying to get in touch with the "salt of the earth" for votes...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2024 10:17 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:17 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024 10:12 AM (aD39U)
I remember going to some high-end store in Paris to pick up something for a relative (makeup or perfume or something). The clerks were total smokeshows, and they stank. I think it was the clothing, not the bodies.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 10:16 AM (d9fT1)
Must be a turn on come on over there….
Posted by: tubal at July 31, 2024 10:17 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2024 10:16 AM (xcIvR)
Ok, I laughed, but good plan.
Posted by: Just the steak, thanks. at July 31, 2024 10:18 AM (fHY5t)
Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2024 10:16 AM (xcIvR)
If you're headed towards gunfire and the buildings keep getting taller you might want to rethink that plan.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 31, 2024 10:18 AM (IUd0M)
@AdamKinzinger
There is a push by MAGA to say “real men” can’t vote for Kamala.
Their understanding of masculinity is so juvenile.
Real men have compassion. Real men protect the vulnerable, real men would advocate tooth and nail for Ukraine to survive.
Soft, weak men, need someone to tell them who to vote for. A crisis of masculinity exists, but mostly on the right.
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I always look to Butch Adam to define masculinity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 10:15 AM (L/fGl)
His preferred candidate was shoved off the ticket against the will of the voters.
Then a bunch of soyboys needed a Zoom call to tell them how to feel about it all.
Kinzinger knows what jizz tastes like from firsthand experience. Not a guy I run to for advice.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 31, 2024 10:18 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 09:59 AM (HnUIn)
Sure, sure.
That's what they all say.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 31, 2024 10:18 AM (JCLJi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2024 10:15 AM (dTTBf)
This one?
https://bityl.co/RL5D
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024 10:18 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
And every other modern invention since 1911, which, interestingly, does not exclude the hq os software
Posted by: N at July 31, 2024 10:18 AM (8XibL)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 10:14 AM
And watches > 42mm diameter?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2024 10:17 AM (a3Q+t)
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Yes! Yes, of course!
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2024 10:18 AM (uGpeQ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 10:13 AM (ZANHd)
I loved the storyline where Trump was crushed to death and his brain was put into the body of Bill the Cat.
"Who's my little miss goldiknockers?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2024 10:18 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at July 31, 2024 10:14 AM (iF0sF)
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Well, the psyop of "Christian Nationalism" is out there. I don't expect every pastor to know that it's an astroturf facade, and I think it makes a valid point, were there any real thing such as "Christian Nationalism" to worry about.
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:19 AM (krQz2)
There is a push by MAGA to say “real men” can’t vote for Kamala.
Their understanding of masculinity is so juvenile.
Real men have compassion. Real men protect the vulnerable, real men would advocate tooth and nail for Ukraine to survive.
Soft, weak men, need someone to tell them who to vote for. A crisis of masculinity exists, but mostly on the right.
More newspeak projection.
It’s getting surreal.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 10:19 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2024 10:17 AM (AwYPR)
Damn, theres a pun in there somewhere.
Posted by: Just the steak, thanks. at July 31, 2024 10:19 AM (fHY5t)
Posted by: N at July 31, 2024 10:19 AM (8XibL)
Posted by: Outside of Life at July 31, 2024 10:19 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 31, 2024 10:19 AM (gbOdA)
I'm going to take a guess that it wasn't an RCC church.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2024 10:19 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: spypeach at July 31, 2024 10:20 AM (UuB/1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 31, 2024 10:20 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: B
Rating restaurants or radials???
Posted by: N at July 31, 2024 10:20 AM (8XibL)
She's was raked by an illegally imported Turkish gardening implement!!!
Diversity is not our Strength!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2024 10:20 AM (eDfFs)
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer
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Pastor probably never read the Good Book story about the Tower of Babel.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:20 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 10:15 AM (L/fGl)
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He's not too manly to blubber.
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:20 AM (krQz2)
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:17 AM
Please. This is the TxMoMe we're discussing. Unless you have some unfortunate minor peccadillos like NZFrank has, it's Rule 308.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2024 10:20 AM (a3Q+t)
That church I mentioned is DEI on steroids. They've always got something stupid to say but that one really pissed me off. This is why I don't go to church. I'll worship God in my own home.
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at July 31, 2024 10:20 AM (iF0sF)
More newspeak projection.
It’s getting surreal.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 10:19 AM (B1dzx)
Dudes for Kamala!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 31, 2024 10:21 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Reforger
If you're headed towards gunfire and the buildings keep getting taller you might want to rethink that plan.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
You went to far and you are headed to the 9th Ward in Houston!
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 31, 2024 10:21 AM (Mp4VO)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 31, 2024 10:21 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024 10:22 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Outside of Life
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“If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.” ― Catherine Aird
Lesson to GOPe, don't be a Kinzinger or Cheney.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:22 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: Adam Kinzinger at July 31, 2024 10:22 AM (Y8lzz)
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:17 AM
Please. This is the TxMoMe we're discussing. Unless you have some unfortunate minor peccadillos like NZFrank has, it's Rule 308.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Rule 338 to bind them all.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 31, 2024 10:22 AM (Mp4VO)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 10:16 AM (ZANHd)
Looking forward to hitting the range again. Hope it's not so miserably hot and humid next time!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2024 10:22 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:20 AM (qdbNv)
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I'm reading True Grit right now, and I had to look up a Bible verse. Mattie refers to Luke 8, 26-33.
It ends up working as a very good laugh in the book.
The book is funny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 10:22 AM (GBKbO)
@AdamKinzinger
There is a push by MAGA to say “real men” can’t vote for Kamala.
Their understanding of masculinity is so juvenile.
Real men have compassion. Real men protect the vulnerable, real men would advocate tooth and nail for Ukraine to survive.
Soft, weak men, need someone to tell them who to vote for. A crisis of masculinity exists, but mostly on the right.
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I always look to Butch Adam to define masculinity.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 10:15 AM
Jeebus, what is it with these buttholes and this Ukraine litmus test?
Ukraine Ukraine Ukraine. It's like a tourettes thing with them.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 31, 2024 10:22 AM (J3yZp)
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at July 31, 2024 10:23 AM (iF0sF)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is the one way speed of light? at July 31, 2024 10:23 AM (9ZKGd)
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 31, 2024 10:21 AM (Mp4VO)
Ramallah on Buffalo.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 31, 2024 10:23 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 31, 2024 10:21 AM (ufFY
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Sick and tired of love (Give her a break)
She's had her fill of love (She's not a snake)
From bellow and above (Can't you see she's sick)
Tired (She's bushed)
Tired of being admired (Let her alone)
Tired of love uninspired (Get off the phone)
She's tired (Don't you know she's pooped)
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:23 AM (krQz2)
Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2024 10:23 AM (oaGWv)
Now I'm pondering the concept of someone being banned here but still attending a MoMe. I'm thinking there some version of MIGS (Moron In Good Standing) status on everyone's permanent record. I've been told that those records fall under Weasel's purview. I'm sure there's copious cross-checking prior to being allowed to attend a MoMe.
Posted by: Doof at July 31, 2024 10:23 AM (RhGG0)
Polish sports journalist dismissed from Olympics coverage for describing John Lennon's "Imagine" as "a vision of communism"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 10:24 AM (L/fGl)
Montec has come back as Kumala Word Salad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 09:52 AM (GBKbO)
There are TWO of them?!
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2024 10:24 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024 10:22 AM (aD39U)
It's the 19th century...that might be a bushrake!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 10:24 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer
The very first thing the left does is hijack language.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 10:25 AM (6WCwE)
That church I mentioned is DEI on steroids. They've always got something stupid to say but that one really pissed me off. This is why I don't go to church. I'll worship God in my own home.
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at July 31, 2024 10:20 AM (iF0sF)
Lots of Lefty “ Evangelical” meeting houses around… there has been an all too successful infiltation of mainline Protestant denominations by the Wokeists nowadays… not a good thing at all.
Anyway, so HAPPY to see you back in the HQ saddle again !!!
Posted by: tubal at July 31, 2024 10:25 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2024 10:25 AM (d9LQi)
Billy Joe Armstrong is a half wit and holding up a Trump mask is his bid for more notoriety . That's it. He did it with Bush (American Idiot).
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2024 10:26 AM (zXgrQ)
Ukraine Ukraine Ukraine. It's like a tourettes thing with them.
Seriously? Have you read this site for long? There are people here who inject Ukraine into every conversation.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 10:26 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:17 AM
Please. This is the TxMoMe we're discussing. Unless you have some unfortunate minor peccadillos like NZFrank has, it's Rule 308.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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I have several of those peccadillos. But, also have a soft spot for my 30-06's. And 8x57's, 7x57's and 6.5x55 fwiw.
My problem is that they don't like me anymore due to being stuck in a safe since my medical issues began and have worsened since Covid first struck.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:26 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024 10:26 AM (aD39U)
Something like, "this garden tool is also someone of low morals."
"What is a hoe?"
"Sorry. What is a rake."
The ho is a female; rake is a rich, immoral or promiscuous male.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2024 10:26 AM (ehw0y)
158 Kerosene soaked rag...tied around ankle.
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2024 09:54 AM (AwYPR)
Those work on those Antifa pests too, if you light them on fire.
Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2024 09:55 AM (z+ik4)
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A roamin' candle?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 09:56 AM (HnUIn)
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Radioactive dating says 6000 years is bunk. I agree. Something may have happened 6000 years ago bit it wasn't the creation of the Earth.
Posted by: Ciampino - Humpday #17 at July 31, 2024 10:26 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: N at July 31, 2024 10:20 AM (8XibL)
Tire factories....Michelin employed about 25k in North America.
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2024 10:26 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: spindrift at July 31, 2024
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John Brown was all about ablution
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 10:26 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 31, 2024 10:26 AM (7PziG)
Posted by: Soy Boy Nirvana at July 31, 2024 10:27 AM (55kM1)
Something like, "this garden tool is also someone of low morals."
"What is a hoe?"
"Sorry. What is a rake." ...
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2024 10:26 AM (ehw0y)
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If true, the judges should have come back with a correction on that one. The question had two valid answers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 10:27 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at July 31, 2024 10:27 AM (DobEs)
Seriously? Have you read this site for long? There are people here who inject Ukraine into every conversation.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 10:26 AM (xCA6C)
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Ukraine! Ukraine! Ukraine!
Posted by: Jan at July 31, 2024 10:27 AM (krQz2)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 31, 2024 10:26 AM (7PziG)
Her boyfriends mother just confirmed her support for the trannie last supper.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 10:28 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2024 10:28 AM (LkLld)
++++
This is one of the better copy/paste non-sequitors I've seen recently.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 10:28 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Kara of the Eymorg at July 31, 2024 10:28 AM (aD39U)
https://bityl.co/RL5Z
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024 10:26 AM (aD39U)
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Very, very nice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 10:28 AM (HnUIn)
In this modern online world the local church is pretty much the only community left. It's worth it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is the one way speed of light? at July 31, 2024 10:28 AM (9ZKGd)
Posted by: Soy Boy Nirvana at July 31, 2024 10:27 AM (55kM1)
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And then Rupaul.
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:28 AM (krQz2)
I don't know what happened there - 2 different comments got pasted together. Ignore the kerosene part.
Posted by: Ciampino - Humpday #17a at July 31, 2024 10:29 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at July 31, 2024 10:29 AM (iF0sF)
The book is funny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Interesting. Never really read Westerns that much and only saw the Wayne version of True Grit years ago when ABC had the movie of the week as a kid.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:29 AM (qdbNv)
https://bityl.co/RL5Z
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024 10:26 AM (aD39U)
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Very, very nice.
Wow, that is nice. I'd hang that one in a place of honor.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 10:29 AM (xCA6C)
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"When Jesus stepped ashore, he was met by a demon-possessed man from the town."
So we're still on AdamKinzinger?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 10:29 AM (L/fGl)
US officials were iced out by Israel before Hamas Leader was killed in Tehran.
Israel DID NOT inform the Biden administration before they took out Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh in Tehran on Wednesday morning.
… I thought General Milley had retired
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2024 10:29 AM (RHGPo)
https://bityl.co/RL5Z
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024 10:26 AM (aD39U)
++++
Very, very nice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 10:28 AM (HnUIn)
Yeah, that's really well done.
Posted by: spindrift at July 31, 2024 10:30 AM (OguvZ)
Posted by: poseurs at July 31, 2024 10:30 AM (55kM1)
Posted by: Senator John Fetterman at July 31, 2024 10:30 AM (krQz2)
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:29 AM (qdbNv)
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My mother keeps giving me books written by people with short, pithy sentence structures. Portis and Greene, in particular.
She's telling me something.
It's not subtle. Whenever she reads one of my books, she says it explicitly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 10:30 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2024 10:22 AM
I think it'll have to be post-Labor Day. This is a busy month. Travel and such. September should be good, though. We'll get you some more range time to prep for the TXMoMe.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 10:30 AM (ZANHd)
Posted by: The Broadway wing of the horde at July 31, 2024 10:30 AM (DobEs)
BTW, the guy in the painting is wearing some weird sort of assless overalls chaps.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 10:30 AM (xCA6C)
https://bityl.co/RL5Z
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Very, very nice.
". . . and then, after the spanking. . . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 10:30 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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I would agree and go when I can but sitting or even standing for a time is now intolerable for me physically.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:30 AM (qdbNv)
https://bityl.co/RL5Z
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024 10:26 AM (aD39U)
++++
Very, very nice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 10:28 AM (HnUIn)
Yeah, that's really well done.
Posted by: spindrift at July 31, 2024 10:30 AM (OguvZ)
The interest and yet shyness is palpable.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024 10:30 AM (aD39U)
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"When Jesus stepped ashore, he was met by a demon-possessed man from the town."
So we're still on AdamKinzinger?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 10:29 AM (L/fGl)
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It was in relation to how pigs should be slaughtered because they're filled with the devil. It works in context as a good laugh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 10:31 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Kara of the Eymorg at July 31, 2024 10:28 AM (aD39U)
Ukraine
Wekraine!
Hekraine!
Shekraine!
Theykraine!
EVERYBODY KRAINE!
Posted by: XTC at July 31, 2024 10:31 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You are learning what she is trying to suggest. Definitely.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:31 AM (qdbNv)
US officials were iced out by Israel before Hamas Leader was killed in Tehran.
Israel DID NOT inform the Biden administration before they took out Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh in Tehran on Wednesday morning.
They've clearly decided to assume Trump will win, and until then, they'll go it alone. I think that's the smart move.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 10:31 AM (xCA6C)
US officials were iced out by Israel before Hamas Leader was killed in Tehran.
Israel DID NOT inform the Biden administration before they took out Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh in Tehran on Wednesday morning.
… I thought General Milley had retired
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2024 10:29 AM (RHGPo)
Funny story from the NBA. One of the teams was leaking stuff to the press but the league office couldn't figure out who. So they floated four different stories to four teams they thought it could be.
Welp, once the "story" got out, they knew who was leaking. Wish Israel would do something similar in regards to their plans.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 31, 2024 10:31 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 31, 2024 10:32 AM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at July 31, 2024 10:32 AM (DobEs)
Clerk had honest fear for me in her eyes.
I noticed I was being stalked by about 4 dudes about that time so I bought 2 knives.
Made it to Conroe a-okay.
Posted by: Reforger at July 31, 2024 10:32 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: The Broadway
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Combine that with the Producers plot and you have box office gold.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:32 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 10:31 AM (GBKbO)
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The real funny thing is in the context. The symbol of the nearby Roman legion was the *boar*.
Everybody knew what it meant, which is why they asked Jesus to leave town.
Posted by: Senator John Fetterman at July 31, 2024 10:32 AM (krQz2)
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This is one of the better copy/paste non-sequitors I've seen recently.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 10:28 AM (HnUIn)
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Glad you liked it Joe, it was purely a stochastic process which I probably would struggle to repeat on demand.
Posted by: Ciampino - Humpday #18 at July 31, 2024 10:32 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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You are learning what she is trying to suggest. Definitely.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:31 AM (qdbNv)
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Oh, she's right. I've known she's right for a while.
My sentences gain complexity and lose focus the longer they go on. I adopted the habit decades ago because I thought that's what esteemed writers do. It's the Joyce influence.
I cut things down on my own now,...when I notice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 10:33 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 09:52 AM (GBKbO)
There are TWO of them?!
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2024 10:24 AM
Always two, there are...a master and an apprentice.
Posted by: Yoda at July 31, 2024 10:34 AM (ZANHd)
Kamala Harris - Super Genius
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2024 10:34 AM (LkLld)
Posted by: Yoda at July 31, 2024 10:34 AM (ZANHd)
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Then how did they begin?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 10:34 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 10:35 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Broadway Hordians at July 31, 2024 10:35 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Interesting. Never really read Westerns that much and only saw the Wayne version of True Grit years ago when ABC had the movie of the week as a kid.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024
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The Wayne version from 1969 captures the humor (and the excitement) even better than the Coen Bros. 2010 version with Jeff Bridges.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 10:35 AM (J2vNu)
Wekraine!
Hekraine!
Shekraine!
Theykraine!
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Can you dig it, baby?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024
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Igraine!
Migraine!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 10:35 AM (J2vNu)
https://bityl.co/RL62
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024 10:36 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 10:35 AM (J2vNu)
I think we are in the minority on that opinion.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 10:36 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 31, 2024 10:36 AM (15g9l)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 31, 2024 10:36 AM (UOpCJ)
Posted by: Doof at July 31, 2024 10:23 AM (RhGG0)
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I merely serve in an advisory capacity to Ben Had.
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2024 10:36 AM (uGpeQ)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 31, 2024 10:36 AM (uo3/3)
Posted by: XTC at July 31, 2024
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Or you could, yanno, just Wang Chung tonight.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 10:37 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2024 10:36 AM (uGpeQ)
I assumed that you were the bouncer.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024 10:37 AM (aD39U)
It ends up working as a very good laugh in the book.
The book is funny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 10:22 AM
Coincidentally, that was last Sunday's Gospel reading.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 10:37 AM (ZANHd)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2024 10:26 AM (ehw0y)
The series Rake (the Aussie one, not the one season American one with Greg Kinnear) was pretty funny.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 31, 2024 10:37 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 10:37 AM (6WCwE)
https://bityl.co/RL5Z
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024 10:26 AM (aD39U)
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Very, very nice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 10:28 AM (HnUIn
Agreed. Looks kinda like he's messin' with a ring, and so far she's clueless.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 31, 2024 10:37 AM (JCLJi)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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I would agree and go when I can but sitting or even standing for a time is now intolerable for me physically.
Posted by: whig
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Our preacher routinely points out that many of our strongest prayer warriors are the people who are no longer physically able to attend church.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is the one way speed of light? at July 31, 2024 10:38 AM (9ZKGd)
Kamala Harris - Super Genius
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2024 10:34 AM (LkLld)
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Pretty sure she copied that from ChatGPT...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 31, 2024 10:38 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 10:35 AM (J2vNu)
———
Both are pretty darn good. One of the rare instances that.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 31, 2024 10:38 AM (UOpCJ)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 31, 2024 10:36 AM (UOpCJ)
The unseen Dark matter don’t ya know.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 10:38 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 10:35 AM (J2vNu)
I think we are in the minority on that opinion.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024
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Much better color, too, and Kim Darby was much cuter than the girl in the 2010 version.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 10:38 AM (J2vNu)
They've clearly decided to assume Trump will win, and until then, they'll go it alone. I think that's the smart move.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 31, 2024 10:31 AM (xCA6C)
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I've been thinking along those lines. As to obeying orders from the CiC, if Trump says 'Supply Israel with whatever' and the delivery gets mired or halted then he'll know who to fire. Win win.
Posted by: Ciampino - Humpday #19 at July 31, 2024 10:38 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 10:35 AM (J2vNu)
I think we are in the minority on that opinion.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 10:36 AM (B1dzx)
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I would agree, especially regarding Glen Campbell's role.
And I'm a Coen-fan, and liked the Coens' version as well.
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:38 AM (krQz2)
Posted by: Broadway Hordians
I've been thru Ukraine on a horse with no name
La, la, la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la, la
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 31, 2024 10:38 AM (Mp4VO)
Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2024 10:38 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 31, 2024 10:26 AM (7PziG)
The rumor is-
Taylor Swift is currently a new song about her break-up with Joe Biden.
At first, she was fascinated with his gentle sexy hair-sniffing ways and his musky, manly odor of feces leaking from his Depends. Biden's angry outbursts and weird whispering spoke to her very soul.
But....well, now the thrill is gone.
And Kamala? Taylor just doesn't swing that way.
No, she wants a new man. One that's strong and brave and keeps his promises.
Taylor new crush is Trump for ever and always.
*swoon!*
Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2024 10:39 AM (eDfFs)
My sentences gain complexity and lose focus the longer they go on. I adopted the habit decades ago because I thought that's what esteemed writers do. It's the Joyce influence.
I cut things down on my own now,...when I notice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I used to edit my obtuse sentences multiple times before submission to journals. I learned long ago to avoid writer's block to simply put material on the page and then edit the heck out of it. Solves one problem but introduces others. Started posting here simply to clarify my thoughts into prose way back when. That was before the cut and paste troll struck and AOS instituted a limit.
That is forcing me to be more succinct, but I often butcher grammar rules when trying to edit for the gray box length. And so it goes.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:39 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2024 10:39 AM (zXgrQ)
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2024 10:36 AM (uGpeQ)
I assumed that you were the bouncer.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Ben Had has no need of a bouncer. If she took a mind to it, she could kick your ass seven ways from Sunday.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 10:39 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at July 31, 2024 10:32 AM (DobEs)
We thought you were waiting for an invitation to arrive.
Posted by: Oingo Boingo at July 31, 2024 10:39 AM (uo3/3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 10:37 AM (J2vNu)
Nah.
Wang Chung was supposed to be fun (operative word : SUPPOSED), according to the song.
And fun isn't allowed on a Smart Military Blog.
Posted by: XTC at July 31, 2024 10:39 AM (UnA8+)
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Speaking of which, I see they are making a movie of Hemingway's Across the River and into the Trees. I've never read it so I have no idea.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 10:39 AM (L/fGl)
Taylor new crush is Trump for ever and always.
*swoon!*
Posted by: naturalfake
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You would get heads exploding literally around the world if that happened. Very droll.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:40 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 10:33 AM (GBKbO)
Keep the sentences short.
Posted by: Earnest Hemingway at July 31, 2024 10:40 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 31, 2024 10:36 AM (UOpCJ)
The unseen Dark matter don’t ya know.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 10:38 AM (B1dzx)
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You mean the aether?
Posted by: Ciampino - Humpday #20 at July 31, 2024 10:40 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:40 AM (krQz2)
"Keep your seat, Trash!"
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024
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She was truer to the book character, yes; but harder to like. The final scene in the '69 film sends you out of the theatre smiling. With the 2010, I was saying, "Jeez, whatta bitch Mattie grew up to be."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 10:40 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024 10:40 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 10:40 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Soy Boy Nirvana at July 31, 2024 10:27 AM (55kM1)
I suspect ol Adam.thought the Olympic opening ceremony was just fabulous!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2024 10:41 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 10:38 AM (B1dzx)
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The 90% accounting trick that makes "all the numbers add up".
You can balance out the equation of the universe with ONE LITTLE TRICK.
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:41 AM (krQz2)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 31, 2024 10:41 AM (4XwPj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2024 10:41 AM (v6JzV)
Never read.
Posted by: Earnest Hemingway at July 31, 2024 10:42 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Earnest Hemingway at July 31, 2024 10:40 AM
"Quite right, said Strunk,
Or rather 'Quite', said White"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 10:42 AM (ZANHd)
Posted by: Earnest Hemingway
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Do you need the "the" in there, Earnie?
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:42 AM (krQz2)
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Speaking of which, I see they are making a movie of Hemingway's Across the River and into the Trees. I've never read it so I have no idea.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 10:39 AM (L/fGl)
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Looked it up.
Filmed in 2020...Hit one film festival in 2022...Getting released...in Canada...in 4 weeks.
That's one of those awful timelines. Looks like it just had trouble getting a distributor, but it did win a jury prize at its one film festival.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 10:42 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Yoda
Then how did they begin?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Valerie Jarrett.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 31, 2024 10:42 AM (AYNL4)
Fight me!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024 10:40 AM (aD39U)
You understood his dialogue?
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 10:42 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: Laconic at July 31, 2024 10:42 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 10:39 AM (6WCwE)
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Lawd yes she could!
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2024 10:43 AM (uGpeQ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2024 10:41 AM (v6JzV)
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So, I'm reading both Portis and Kipling at the same time right now, and they both rely on short sentences almost exclusively.
I don't even notice. The thoughts are clear and presented cleanly.
The longer I go, the more I'm convinced that short sentences are just generally better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 10:43 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2024 10:44 AM (MNJ3i)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at July 31, 2024 10:44 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2024 10:44 AM (6WCwE)
I mean, come on- time passes differently depending on where you're standing?
Dennis Miller voice: 'yeah right babe'
Posted by: Don Black, would-be physicist at July 31, 2024 10:44 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2024 10:36 AM (uGpeQ)
I assumed that you were the bouncer.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024 10:37 AM (aD39U)
He's a co-bouncer -- and the bouncing is done ahead of time! If you're there, it's because Ben Had and/or Weasel know you belong there.
Posted by: Doof at July 31, 2024 10:44 AM (RhGG0)
Posted by: Yoda at July 31, 2024 10:34 AM (ZANHd)
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Then how did they begin?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 10:34 AM
I dunno...I lost it after they started talking about midichlorians.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 10:44 AM (ZANHd)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2024 10:45 AM (zXgrQ)
A lesson I learned in my yute, don't mess with a woman he works with horses.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2024 10:45 AM (LkLld)
It should be as long as it needs to be.
Preferably succinct.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 31, 2024 10:45 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:46 AM (krQz2)
Fight me!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 31, 2024
*
You understood his dialogue?
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024
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That was my problem with JB as Rooster too. In some scenes, I only knew what he was saying because I know the novel and 1969 film so well. Never had a bit of trouble understanding any of the actors in the '69 version.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 31, 2024 10:46 AM (J2vNu)
Kipling is the best writer in history imho. Anyone would do well trying to follow his style.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 10:46 AM (B1dzx)
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Damn straight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 10:46 AM (L/fGl)
Death: “There’s more hoods here than we thought!”
Flaming Carrot: “Then shoot more bullets!”
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 31, 2024 10:46 AM (EXyHK)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 31, 2024 10:46 AM (w9Wax)
The longest?? "I do."
Posted by: Doof at July 31, 2024 10:46 AM (RhGG0)
Posted by: Calvin Coolidge at July 31, 2024 10:47 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 10:44 AM (ZANHd)
That was the most ridiculous bullshit ever.
Was that pre-DEIsney or not? I forget.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 31, 2024 10:47 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2024 10:47 AM (jdHxK)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 31, 2024 10:48 AM (AYNL4)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 31, 2024 10:48 AM (i0CiB)
Posted by: Broadway Hordians at July 31, 2024 10:35 AM (DobEs)
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For some reason I read that sentence in my head to the tune of Cream's 'Cocaine'. Ukraine rhymes with it.
Posted by: Ciampino - Humpday #21 at July 31, 2024 10:48 AM (qfLjt)
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Damn straight.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 10:46 AM (L/fGl)
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Is that because or despite that "socialist" Hugo Chavez died a billionaire?
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:48 AM (krQz2)
Posted by: Earnest Hemingway at July 31, 2024 10:40 AM
Suck it, you ADD losers!
Posted by: ze Germans at July 31, 2024 10:48 AM (OguvZ)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 31, 2024 10:48 AM (ufFY8)
Was that pre-DEIsney or not? I forget.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 31, 2024 10:47 AM (ufFY
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Lucas' idea.
Lucas really should have handed an outline to a young, talented, writer and director pair and just produced the prequels.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 10:48 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Broadway Hordians at July 31, 2024 10:35 AM (DobEs)
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And they call Ukraine a fuck-up.
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:48 AM (krQz2)
Posted by: The Eagles at July 31, 2024 10:49 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: tubal at July 31, 2024 10:49 AM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Earnest Hemingway at July 31, 2024 10:40 AM
Suck it, you ADD losers!
Posted by: ze Germans at July 31, 2024 10:48 AM (OguvZ)
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Couldn't have said it better myself.
Posted by: James Joyce at July 31, 2024 10:49 AM (krQz2)
My sentences gain complexity and lose focus the longer they go on. I adopted the habit decades ago because I thought that's what esteemed writers do. It's the Joyce influence.
I cut things down on my own now,...when I notice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I used to edit my obtuse sentences multiple times before submission to journals. I learned long ago to avoid writer's block to simply put material on the page and then edit the heck out of it. Solves one problem but introduces others. Started posting here simply to clarify my thoughts into prose way back when. That was before the cut and paste troll struck and AOS instituted a limit.
That is forcing me to be more succinct, but I often butcher grammar rules when trying to edit for the gray box length. And so it goes.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:39 AM (qdbNv)
I don't think there's any absolute rule.
Long complex sentences can work very well, buuuut there needs to be a reason for their length and complexity.
Short punchy sentences can work.
But, for me a single reading rhythm is a bore.
I like to mix them up. And use them to help delineate characters.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2024 10:49 AM (eDfFs)
Posted by: Doof
There was a great line in Bewitched that I've remembered since childhood. Darren and Samantha were having a spat, and Darren (the Dick Sargent version, who generally sucked) said "This was all started by something I said."
Samantha: "Oh? What was that?"
Darren: "I do."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2024 10:49 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 10:49 AM (B1dzx)
"Simplify, Simplify Simplify," wrote Thoreau.
"One 'Simplify' would have sufficed," responded Emerson.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2024 10:50 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: The Eagles at July 31, 2024 10:49 AM (DobEs)
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Ahem. America.
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:50 AM (krQz2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 10:48 AM (GBKbO)
Ok.
Yeah, the midichlorians are genius compared to Disney's insipid woke pablum.
I should have known.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 31, 2024 10:51 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Earnest Hemingway
Okay.
Posted by: Tonypete
Allow me to quote myself and say the two most horrible words in the world: "I wish."
https://tinyurl.com/2f8yuw77
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2024 10:51 AM (Q0kLU)
...seek legal action after being “the target of an extremely violent campaign of cyber-harassment and defamation.”
... the fat snowflake
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2024 10:51 AM (RHGPo)
It should be as long as it needs to be.
Preferably succinct.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 31, 2024 10:45 AM (ufFY
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So no Dickens then.
Posted by: Ciampino - Humpday #22 at July 31, 2024 10:52 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2024 10:52 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:52 AM (krQz2)
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 10:46 AM (B1dzx)
Joseph Conrad has entered the discussion.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 10:52 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2024 10:52 AM (RHGPo)
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The whole, no-network idea in the revamped Battlestar Galactica seems like a good idea.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Ciampino - Humpday #22 at July 31, 2024 10:52 AM
Hey...when you're getting paid by the word...
Posted by: Dickens at July 31, 2024 10:53 AM (ZANHd)
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 10:46 AM (B1dzx)
Joseph Conrad has entered the discussion.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 10:52 AM (d9fT1)
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Conrad is amazing.
And English was something like his fifth language.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2024 10:51 AM (RHGPo)
He needs to be renditioned, then rendered.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 31, 2024 10:53 AM (ufFY8)
...seek legal action after being “the target of an extremely violent campaign of cyber-harassment and defamation.”
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2024 10:51 AM (RHGPo)
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it would be weird if she were a Democrat voter.
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:53 AM (krQz2)
Posted by: Ciampino - Humpday #21 at July 31, 2024 10:48 AM (qfLjt)
They got bribes,
They got bribes,
They got bribes -
Ukraine.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2024 10:53 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2024 10:53 AM (3cXfB)
Posted by: whelp at July 31, 2024 10:53 AM (og5mY)
Posted by: Ciampino - Humpday #23 at July 31, 2024 10:53 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2024 10:54 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 10:46 AM (B1dzx)
Joseph Conrad has entered the discussion.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 10:52 AM (d9fT1)
Can’t go wrong with either of those…
Posted by: tubal at July 31, 2024 10:54 AM (PCK5/)
And English was something like his fifth language.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
Pig Latin doesn't count.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2024 10:54 AM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Ciampino - Humpday #21 at July 31, 2024 10:48 AM (qfLjt)
They got bribes,
They got bribes,
They got bribes -
Ukraine.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 31, 2024 10:53 AM
*golf clap*
Posted by: Dickens at July 31, 2024 10:54 AM (ZANHd)
And I'm going to get on that right after I down this 12-slice pizza and a triple cheeseburger.
Posted by: White Lizzo at the Olympics at July 31, 2024 10:54 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2024 10:54 AM (ZANHd)
And English was something like his fifth language.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
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If you like Joseph Conrad, Putin wins.
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:55 AM (krQz2)
They got bribes,
They got bribes -
Ukraine.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
That was beautiful, man!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 31, 2024 10:55 AM (4XwPj)
Here We Go Again: Intel Community Says Iran Is Meddling in Election Against Trump, but Russia Is for Him
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 10:55 AM (L/fGl)
Obese Olympic 'Christ' Threatens To Sue Critics Over 'Last Supper' Backlash
This is a terrible headline.
Lessee...
Fat Fuck Furious From Failure of Foolish Festivities
There that's better.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 31, 2024 10:55 AM (eDfFs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 10:55 AM (L/fGl)
BS on the Russia thing
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2024 10:56 AM (IyPmt)
Short punchy sentences can work.
But, for me a single reading rhythm is a bore.
I like to mix them up. And use them to help delineate characters.
Posted by: naturalfake
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Writing depends on the purpose and audience. I always write prose as any fiction that I would write would probably be an inferior version of Heinlein's competent man in his stories.
Writing fiction depends on being able to get into other people's heads. I find that difficult.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2024 10:56 AM (qdbNv)
Special Mentions to the King James Bible and William Shakespeare.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 31, 2024 10:56 AM (AYNL4)
Posted by: Axeman
I had a dream the other night with Putin in it. Except his first name was "Sergei." Weird.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2024 10:57 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 10:52 AM (d9fT1)
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Probably my favorite!
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2024 10:57 AM (RG6z4)
And English was something like his fifth language.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
That is incomprehensible to me. But he was steeped in literature as a child (including Shakespeare), and it became a part of him.
Amazing man.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 10:57 AM (d9fT1)
Special Mentions to the King James Bible and William Shakespeare.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 31, 2024 10:56 AM (AYNL4)
Love Austen... I've read everything she's written more than once
Posted by: It's me donna at July 31, 2024 10:57 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 31, 2024 10:56 AM (AYNL4)
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Shakespeare should be seen, not read.
Any high school English teacher who forces 15 year olds to read Shakespeare is acting as a saboteur of Western culture.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 31, 2024 10:57 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2024 10:51 AM (RHGPo)
oooh...Ima give you such a pinch.
Posted by: BignJames at July 31, 2024 10:58 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2024 10:51 AM (RHGPo)
++++
Mean words are not violence.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 31, 2024 10:59 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at July 31, 2024 10:55 AM (L/fGl)
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There's one reason that I can see why our enemies would want Trump in. The #Resistence jams up the bureaucracy and creates more chaos and leaks.
The government is more engaged in expelling the alien particle (Trump) than running its affairs.
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:59 AM (krQz2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2024 10:59 AM (v6JzV)
Deranged Attention Whore Furious About Getting Attention!!!!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 31, 2024 10:59 AM (4XwPj)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is the one way speed of light? at July 31, 2024 10:59 AM (HAFUI)
Posted by: Ripley at July 31, 2024 11:00 AM (GUOwU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Disagree. Just have them read it aloud as if they were performing it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 31, 2024 11:00 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 31, 2024 11:00 AM (PiwSw)
Surprised he hasn’t been cancelled because one of his books. I’m sure you could guess which one. Maybe because it wasn’t one of his most well known.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 11:00 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2024 10:51 AM (RHGPo)
FAFO.
Liberals are like the eternally annoying youngest brother who just keeps picking at the older brothers until, finally...
And then they run cyrin' to mommy.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 31, 2024 11:00 AM (JCLJi)
Posted by: The Eagles at July 31, 2024 10:49 AM (DobEs)
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Ahem. America.
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2024 10:50 AM (krQz2)
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Beatles 'Eleanor Rigby' ?
"All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?"
Posted by: Ciampino - Humpday #24 at July 31, 2024 11:01 AM (qfLjt)
band of brothers
to be or not to be
seems like the list should be longer but you get it
Posted by: Don Black, would-be physicist at July 31, 2024 11:02 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 31, 2024 11:02 AM (AYNL4)
_________
The prospect of "The First Jewish VP" will also bring back Jewish voters who may have considered not voting D this year.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 31, 2024 11:03 AM (qUkBO)
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 11:00 AM (B1dzx)
But it is a great one!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 11:03 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2024 11:04 AM (2ocoG)
Mike DeWine is sending extra security to an Andy Beshear appearance today and won't explain why. Last time he did that was for JD Vance.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2024 11:05 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 11:00 AM (B1dzx)
But it is a great one!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 31, 2024 11:03 AM (
Would make a good movie.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2024 11:05 AM (B1dzx)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 31, 2024 11:05 AM (hKoQL)
_________
The prospect of "The First Jewish VP" will also bring back Jewish voters who may have considered not voting D this year.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 31, 2024 11:03 AM (qUkBO)
Local PA Talk Radio keeps saying that Commie-La's "First Appearance with her Running Mate" is going to be when she's in PA, so yes, it's Shapiro.
Posted by: XTC at July 31, 2024 11:05 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2024 11:07 AM (V13WU)
Posted by: 70s music for $400, Alex at July 31, 2024 11:07 AM (DobEs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2024 11:12 AM (dTTBf)
teaser image
Last 24 hours sees military escalation in Lebanon, Gaza, Iran, Syria, & Iraq...
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2024 12:26 PM (RHGPo)
...seek legal action after being “the target of an extremely violent campaign of cyber-harassment and defamation.”
... I have this feeling that the definition of "violent" used here is over the top
just don't understand how violence is conveyed over a wire .. is there virtual violence ?
Posted by: SMOD at July 31, 2024 12:34 PM (RHGPo)
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