Two Men Will Compete In "Women's" Boxing in the Olympics

And if the female opponent dies, she dies.

Two transgender boxers cleared to compete in 2024 Olympics despite being disqualified in 2023
MXM Exclusive

Quick Hit:
Two transgender boxers have been cleared to compete in the upcoming 2024 Paris Olympics, marking a significant moment in sports history. This decision follows the International Olympic Committee's (IOC) updated guidelines for transgender athletes.
Key Details:
The IOC has implemented new guidelines that affect the eligibility of transgender athletes, aiming for "inclusivity" while maintaining fair competition.
These guidelines require transgender women to have completed their transition before puberty.
Algeria's Imane Khelif and Taiwan's Lin Yu-Ting will compete for medals in the women's 66-kilogram and women's 57-kilogram matches, respectively, despite facing controversy in 2023.
Diving Deeper:
According to Fox News, the 2024 Paris Olympics will see the participation of two transgender boxers, following the International Olympic Committee's (IOC) recent approval. This decision aligns with the IOC's updated policies intended to balance "inclusivity" and "fair competition" among athletes.
The IOC's new guidelines stipulate that transgender women must complete their transition before the onset of puberty to be eligible to compete in the women's category. These rules are designed to ensure that no competitive advantage is gained by athletes who have undergone male puberty.
The athletes in question have met all the criteria set forth by the IOC and their respective sporting bodies, allowing them to compete at the highest level. This milestone is seen as a step forward in the recognition and inclusion of transgender athletes in international sports.
Algeria's Imane Khelif and Taiwan's Lin Yu-Ting will compete for a medal in the women's 66-kilogram and women's 57-kilogram matches, respectively. However, both competitors faced controversy in 2023. Khelif and Lin were disqualified during the women's world championships in New Delhi in March 2023. The International Boxing Association stated that both fighters failed to meet eligibility criteria.
Khelif was disqualified after a test found a high level of testosterone, according to Reuters, which cited Algerian media. The boxer told Algerian TV that the decision was part of a "big conspiracy." AFP reported that Khelif was told she had "characteristics that mean I can't box with women." The Algerian Olympic Committee stated at the time that Khelif was disqualified for medical reasons.

Meet Imane Khelif, a boxer who was banned from the Women's World Box Championships in 2023 because he is a man.

However, Khelif is being allowed to compete in women's Olympic boxing in Paris.

Just another reason to boycott the Olympics. pic.twitter.com/n8yG3wdE8I
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) July 29, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:27 PM

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 29, 2024 02:26 PM (41HF3)

2 Le ouch!

Posted by: gdgm+ at July 29, 2024 02:26 PM (w0+ZH)

3 The chicks should all boycott.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 29, 2024 02:27 PM (d9fT1)

4 This is just awesome.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2024 02:27 PM (Q4IgG)

5 Wait, I thought they weren't doing that?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 29, 2024 02:27 PM (DRSnL)

6 There are going to be dead women at some point. I hope they're proud of themselves.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 29, 2024 02:27 PM (xCA6C)

7 That dyke can punch!

Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2024 02:27 PM (HJ9BW)

8 Anyone ask western feminists what they think of the media broadcasting men literally beating women on TV?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 02:28 PM (oZhjI)

9 This will stop if he kills an opponent. Otherwise, oh well, I have reggae myletis

Posted by: Jamaica at July 29, 2024 02:29 PM (HLXyK)

10 box-free

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 02:29 PM (krQz2)

11 Two transgender boxers cleared to compete in 2024 Olympics despite being disqualified in 2023
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And isn't that really the story of Kamala?

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 02:29 PM (AQGfm)

12 Transitioned -before- puberty.

Sure Jan.

Posted by: Gaff at July 29, 2024 02:29 PM (jPS2y)

13 Wait, I thought they weren't doing that?
Posted by: Jordan61

It's up to each sports governing body. Tho I'm not sure why the boxers were banned before but aren't now. Possibly different governing body for boxing in the Olympics than the WCs.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 29, 2024 02:29 PM (CIS44)

14 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest is beginning to look like a pleasant 1960s sitcom compared to this stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 02:29 PM (J2vNu)

15 TBH I haven't watched the Olympics in years - I can't boycott them any more then I am now.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 02:29 PM (oZhjI)

16 And if the female opponent dies, she dies.

Damn. Ace with the thread-winner right out of the gate.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 29, 2024 02:29 PM (ZANHd)

17 Let Them Eat Dick.

Posted by: XTC at July 29, 2024 02:29 PM (UnA8+)

18 Men hitting women as an Olympic sport. So inclusive.

Posted by: huerfano at July 29, 2024 02:29 PM (VGOMa)

19 Good.

When something is too rotten to save - and the Olympics, like most major institutions, is in this condition - then accelerating into the curve is beneficial in that it causes more and wider rejection of the rotten edifice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 02:30 PM (HnUIn)

20 Hell, The Snake Pit and Shock Corridor would be delightful weekend retreats in comparison to this. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 02:30 PM (J2vNu)

21 This will stop if he kills an opponent.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 29, 2024 02:29 PM (HLXyK)

I would take you on that bet. Nothing will stop these people.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 02:30 PM (AQGfm)

22 I'm amazed that Algeria even has fake women.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2024 02:30 PM (TcVeV)

23 I would like to have a boxing match with Gabe Malor.

Posted by: fd at July 29, 2024 02:30 PM (vFG9F)

24 These people are evil

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 29, 2024 02:30 PM (2gRzS)

25 Ah, MXM: Non-Prog Axios with similar cutesy section names.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 02:30 PM (HnUIn)

26 Fallon Fox the man who fights women in MMA (not in the UFC) has broken 2 girls skulls.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 29, 2024 02:30 PM (CIS44)

27 Obviously, the real women should refuse the bouts.

I put that happening at 5% odds, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 02:30 PM (GBKbO)

28 Further proof we are in the wrong timeline.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2024 02:30 PM (JvZF+)

29 Just walk away, Renée.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 29, 2024 02:30 PM (/ENeD)

30 The bad guy then: I must break him

The bad guy now: I must break her

Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 02:30 PM (oZhjI)

31 TBH I haven't watched the Olympics in years - I can't boycott them any more then I am now.
Posted by: 18-1

What are these Olympics of which you speak? Is it some new TV show that doesn't get any advertising? A new freakshow from Barky and Big Mike?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2024 02:30 PM (VNX3d)

32 The IOC's new guidelines stipulate that transgender women must complete their transition before the onset of puberty to be eligible to compete in the women's category. These rules are designed to ensure that no competitive advantage is gained by athletes who have undergone male puberty.
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Ah, so only the *most* abused can compete.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 02:30 PM (HnUIn)

33 Khelif was disqualified after a test found a high level of testosterone, according to Reuters, which cited Algerian media.

Because her nuts started working.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 02:30 PM (+Wnnh)

34 Any man that wants to beat on women for sport should be typedelete typedelete typedelete typedelete

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 02:31 PM (AQGfm)

35 >Two Men Will Compete In "Women's" Boxing in the Olympics
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are they authentic trannies or just he-shes?

did they cut their dicks off or are they just phoning it in

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 02:31 PM (/7KEl)

36 That's a man, baby!

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 29, 2024 02:31 PM (mH6SG)

37 Transitioned -before- puberty.

Sure Jan.
Posted by: Gaff at July 29, 2024 02:29 PM

In Algeria, no less.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 29, 2024 02:31 PM (ZANHd)

38 The Baltimore House for the Criminally Insane let both Hannibal Lecter and Multiple Miggs out on their own recognizance. That's saner than this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 02:31 PM (J2vNu)

39 You deserve to get what you vote for.

In this case, I'd wager many of these women voted for the trans rights.

If that assumption is correct, they're about to be literally punched in the face by biological reality.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at July 29, 2024 02:32 PM (OnW9h)

40 Let Them Eat Dick.

Posted by: XTC at July 29, 2024 02:29 PM (UnA8+)
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By the bagful.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 02:32 PM (krQz2)

41 Afternoon.

A muzzie who likes to beat the shit out of girls?

I'm shocked! Shocked!

Well, not that shocked.

Posted by: Robert at July 29, 2024 02:32 PM (nYMOk)

42 Hang on a minute. Algeria?

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 02:32 PM (pRpzT)

43 Khelif was disqualified after a test found a high level of testosterone, according to Reuters, which cited Algerian media. The boxer told Algerian TV that the decision was part of a "big conspiracy." AFP reported that Khelif was told she had "characteristics that mean I can't box with women."
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A great big conspiracy that skulks in the shadows to say that men and women are different and in different athletic classes.

It's true, in a way. The rational opinion *is* still more or less in the shadows...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 02:32 PM (HnUIn)

44 Men hitting women as an Olympic sport. So inclusive.
Posted by: huerfano

Sounds like Scranton on a Saturday night.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 02:32 PM (+Wnnh)

45 Posted by: XTC at July 29, 2024 02:29 PM (UnA8+

There should not be women’s boxing.

Posted by: IOC at July 29, 2024 02:32 PM (an0zz)

46 These rules are designed to ensure
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Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 02:30 PM (HnUIn)

....that insane parents have more incentive to transition their spawn early.

Boy we live in hell.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 02:32 PM (AQGfm)

47 "Algeria's Imane Khelif and Taiwan's Lin Yu-Ting will compete for medals in the women's 66-kilogram and women's 57-kilogram matches."

66-kilogram is about 150 lbs. That's close to "middleweight" in American boxing. This is to say that a 150 lb male boxer can fucking hit. These are not little guys. Manny Pacquiao was knocking boxer's heads off at 140.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 29, 2024 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

48 Ah, MXM: Non-Prog Axios with similar cutesy section names.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 02:30 PM (HnUIn)
===

"Pixy Thread" does lack a certain style

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2024 02:32 PM (JvZF+)

49 Further proof we are in the wrong timeline.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

*shifty eyes*
-- nuclear physicists at CERN

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 29, 2024 02:32 PM (v6JzV)

50 Francis Dolarhyde, the "Tooth Fairy" (aka the Red Dragon), called to say, "I'm out."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 02:32 PM (J2vNu)

51 Looks like both Taiwan and Algeria are going to score gold medals in boxing.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 29, 2024 02:32 PM (nLFEI)

52 Any man that wants to beat on women for sport should be typedelete typedelete typedelete typedelete

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 02:31 PM (AQGfm)
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Don't kink-shame.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 02:33 PM (krQz2)

53 Screw the Olympics, it was going to turn into Cultural Marxism eventually

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 02:33 PM (fwDg9)

54 Anyone ask western feminists what they think of the media broadcasting men literally beating women on TV?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 29, 2024 02:28 PM

Best part, dude's uniform is literally a wife beater t-shirt.

Posted by: tbodie Lurker. Unless you are reading this. at July 29, 2024 02:33 PM (VCAdG)

55 Maybe for an undercard the IOC could have a sumo wrestler beating the living shit out of some toddlers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2024 02:33 PM (TcVeV)

56 this is not the women's boxes i was lead to believe i'd see...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 29, 2024 02:33 PM (UCRjB)

57 Yes, I'm sure the medical records out of Algeria are in order so we can be assured this is on the level.

And, I'd bet money this Algerian nutball has Islamacist leanings and allowing it in the ring with a woman is going to turn out horribly for the woman.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 02:33 PM (tT6L1)

58 37 In Algeria, no less.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 29, 2024 02:31 PM (ZANHd)

If he's a Muslim "Woman", shouldn't he have to fight in a Burqa?

Posted by: XTC at July 29, 2024 02:33 PM (UnA8+)

59 You're probably right. White women are embracing their inner mysigonist.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 29, 2024 02:33 PM (Lhh9g)

60 Another good reason to boycott the Olympics and its advertisers.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 29, 2024 02:33 PM (+H2BX)

61 Only part that’s surprising is the dude is from Algeria?

Or he could be from France but his parents were Algerian so he’s representing them. I can’t see a real Algerian being an open trannie.

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 29, 2024 02:34 PM (+eJ8V)

62 are they authentic trannies or just he-shes?

did they cut their dicks off or are they just phoning it in
Posted by: Don Black

Phoning it in. If he had cut his nuts off, there wouldn't have been a high level of testosterone found. See #33.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 02:34 PM (+Wnnh)

63 Wearing G-Strings?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 29, 2024 02:34 PM (6Tpok)

64 "Everyone has a plan until they get close to a colon-derived mangina."

-Mike Tyson

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 02:34 PM (AQGfm)

65 Ladies very simple solution. Punch them in the nuts. If you get dq'ed you've struck a blow for women's rights

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2024 02:34 PM (9Lk6I)

66 The IOC's new guidelines stipulate that transgender women must complete their transition before the onset of puberty to be eligible to compete in the women's category. These rules are designed to ensure that no competitive advantage is gained by athletes who have undergone male puberty.
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Ah, so only the *most* abused can compete.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 02:30 PM (HnUIn)
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I thought there was no such thing as pre-pubescent transitions, and that was a right-wing conspiracy theory? Was I lied to?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 29, 2024 02:35 PM (iFTx/)

67 Women's boxing is wrong in the first place. In the second place those girly boys should be forced to train with Tyson before being allowed in a ring.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2024 02:35 PM (6ZHNK)

68 "The IOC's new guidelines stipulate that transgender women must complete their transition before the onset of puberty to be eligible to compete in the women's category."

Ah yes. Little boys aren't any different until puberty.

It's not like they were bathed in testosterone in the womb compared to girls. Children are completely blank slates until puberty.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 29, 2024 02:35 PM (2gRzS)

69 Maybe they identify as guys who beats up girls.

And society's prejudice has them masquerading as guys who think they're girls.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 02:35 PM (krQz2)

70 What is the weight range for the Violent Misogynist Class?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2024 02:35 PM (TcVeV)

71 >>“ Meet Imane Khelif, a boxer who was banned from the Women's World Box Championships in 2023 because he is a man.”

Don’t you mean he’s unburdened by what has been?

Posted by: Camelas Kats at July 29, 2024 02:35 PM (ypoiK)

72 I hope they both get punched in the balls.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at July 29, 2024 02:36 PM (KFqMm)

73
Mr. Griner is playing basketball for the U.S. this year, too.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 02:36 PM (loGH0)

74 The guy who wrote The Mask of Sanity needs a new chapter to cover this kind of craziness.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 02:36 PM (J2vNu)

75 In Algeria, no less.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 29, 2024 02:31 PM (ZANHd)

If he's a Muslim "Woman", shouldn't he have to fight in a Burqa?
Posted by: XTC at July 29, 2024 02:33 PM (UnA8+)
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Almost certainly lives in France. France is crawling with migrants and scumbags and bums and terrorists from its former colonies, including Algeria.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 29, 2024 02:36 PM (iFTx/)

76 Is there a Child Mutilation & Rape Competition yet?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 29, 2024 02:37 PM (6Tpok)

77 The real women are going to get seriously fucked up. This is total clownworld.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2024 02:37 PM (VwHCD)

78 Or he could be from France but his parents were Algerian so he’s representing them. I can’t see a real Algerian being an open trannie.
————

That’s my bet. Cursory search shows no personal details, just that he was born in Algeria and represented them in 2020 also.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 29, 2024 02:37 PM (Y8lzz)

79 57 Yes, I'm sure the medical records out of Algeria are in order so we can be assured this is on the level.

And, I'd bet money this Algerian nutball has Islamacist leanings and allowing it in the ring with a woman is going to turn out horribly for the woman.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 02:33 PM (tT6L1)

58 37 In Algeria, no less.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 29, 2024 02:31 PM (ZANHd)

If he's a Muslim "Woman", shouldn't he have to fight in a Burqa?
Posted by: XTC

Why hasn't a muzzie religous cop beat this gay faggot within a half inch of his life?

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 02:37 PM (+Wnnh)

80 "Pixy Thread" does lack a certain style
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2024 02:32 PM (JvZF+)

pixy's cheating on us?

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 29, 2024 02:37 PM (UCRjB)

81 Hahaha! I love this! Men get to knock the shit out of women and don't go to jail. They stand on a podium and get a medal and wild applause! This is fucking awesome!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 29, 2024 02:37 PM (4XwPj)

82 I’m all for the trannies getting a league of their own. That way they can beat each other to death.

Posted by: Camelas Kats at July 29, 2024 02:37 PM (ypoiK)

83 Medical Xpress: Women need more sleep than men do, studies say

http://tiny.cc/45sbzz

It checks out. My sister would sleep 90 hours a day if she could.

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert at July 29, 2024 02:37 PM (nYMOk)

84 I put on a necktie for my upcoming interview.

My weight loss shows in that process. All of my ties got quite a bit longer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 02:37 PM (HnUIn)

85 But we are the weird ones.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 02:37 PM (LkLld)

86 "Khelif was disqualified after a test found a high level of testosterone, according to Reuters, which cited Algerian media."
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I don't see how you can experience that kind of bone growth without sufficient testosterone at puberty.

Posted by: javems at July 29, 2024 02:37 PM (8I4hW)

87 What is the weight range for the Violent Misogynist Class?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2024 02:35 PM (TcVeV)

I believe they have their own classeds

Bullyweight
Bruteweight
Traumaweight
Comaweight

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 02:37 PM (AQGfm)

88 More here:

REDUXX @ReduxxMag Jul 27
🚨Two Olympians competing as "female boxers" in Paris were previously disqualified from a women's boxing championship for having "XY chromosomes."

Imane Khelif and Lin Yu-Ting have been accused of "pretending to be women" by @IBA_Boxing.

https://tinyurl.com/27j8srzu

BREAKING: TWO "Female Boxers" Set To Compete At Paris 2024 Were Previously Disqualified From...
Two athletes competing in at the Paris Olympics were previously disqualified from a women’s world championship for having “XY chromosomes.” Imane Khelif of Algeria and Lin Yu-ing of Taiwan are...

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 02:38 PM (wse2C)

89 Maybe they identify as guys who beats up girls.

And society's prejudice has them masquerading as guys who think they're girls.
Posted by: Axeman

First, they need to train by roller skating in a skittish buffalo herd. Or boxing hungry grizzly bears.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2024 02:38 PM (VNX3d)

90 84 I put on a necktie for my upcoming interview.

My weight loss shows in that process. All of my ties got quite a bit longer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 02:37 PM (HnUIn)

========

In person or video call?

Also, good luck!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 02:38 PM (GBKbO)

91 Or he could be from France but his parents were Algerian so he’s representing them. I can’t see a real Algerian being an open trannie

Not without receiving flying lessons.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 02:38 PM (+Wnnh)

92 I hope they both get punched in the balls.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete
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Yep. Low blows. Repeatedly.

Posted by: scampydog at July 29, 2024 02:38 PM (2bFN5)

93 Will they be sporting wife-beaters?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 29, 2024 02:38 PM (6Tpok)

94 I thought there was no such thing as pre-pubescent transitions, and that was a right-wing conspiracy theory? Was I lied to?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 29, 2024 02:35 PM (iFTx/)
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Apparently so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 02:38 PM (HnUIn)

95 I dread what will happen

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 29, 2024 02:38 PM (o4IMi)

96 What if there is a "woman" who identifies as being a woman who had to go through make puberty because it made her feel moar womanly.Where is the inclusivity in that? It's not fair that she should be excluded because of how she identifies.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 29, 2024 02:38 PM (uBBbP)

97 I hope they both get punched in the balls.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at July 29, 2024 02:36 PM (KFqMm)

This. Every shot a chick throws should be to the nuts, until they get disqualified.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 02:38 PM (8+g7D)

98 Well, the Liberal Ladies are getting that "Equality" that they have always insisted on - good and hard.

We always warned them to be careful what they wished for....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at July 29, 2024 02:38 PM (SRRAx)

99

So you're sayin I can get rewarded for beating up women?

O La La!

Paris, here I cum...

Posted by: Tranni Tilapiatwat at July 29, 2024 02:39 PM (K97+p)

100 73
Mr. Griner is playing basketball for the U.S. this year, too.
Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 02:36 PM (loGH0)

That's a dude, isn't it?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2024 02:39 PM (CmlIW)

101 AZ R mayor of conservative Mesa, endorsed Kamallah.

The Gope will continue to betray you.

Posted by: You won't believe this at July 29, 2024 02:39 PM (bILdU)

102 REDUXX @ReduxxMag Jul 27
🚨Two Olympians competing as "female boxers" in Paris were previously disqualified from a women's boxing championship for having "XY chromosomes."

Oops!
That has to be embarrassing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2024 02:39 PM (TcVeV)

103 Any word on the latest religion of piece children attack in Southport ro are we memoryholing it already?

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 02:39 PM (AQGfm)

104 What is the weight range for the Violent Misogynist Class?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2024 02:35 PM (TcVeV)

I believe they have their own classeds

Bullyweight
Bruteweight
Traumaweight
Comaweight
Posted by: ...

Golf

Clap.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 02:39 PM (+Wnnh)

105 The woman in The Three Faces of Eve would need yet another new personality to deal with all of this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 02:39 PM (J2vNu)

106 I don't see how you can experience that kind of bone growth without sufficient testosterone at puberty.

Posted by: javems at July 29, 2024 02:37 PM (8I4hW)
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Phrasing.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 02:39 PM (krQz2)

107 And anyone competing now is at least a mid-teen, likely a late-teen or 20-something.

So to get those "prepubescent transitions" accomplished, it would have to have been well before the recent disclosures about it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 02:39 PM (HnUIn)

108 I used to love the Olympics in the way back times.

Just sorta lost interest over the years.

Sounds like they're really doing great!

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2024 02:39 PM (fV+MH)

109 Put a few AWFLs in the ring and I'll watch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2024 02:39 PM (TcVeV)

110 But more importantly, JD Vance is weird.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 02:40 PM (krQz2)

111 Why hasn't a muzzie religous cop beat this gay faggot within a half inch of his life?
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 02:37 PM (+Wnnh)
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Lying to further the cause of Islam. And, widening the anus through penetration with a penis is okay because it makes it easier to insert a bomb.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 02:40 PM (tT6L1)

112 79 Why hasn't a muzzie religous cop beat this gay faggot within a half inch of his life?
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 02:37 PM (+Wnnh)

Because the muzzie religious cops are gay faggots too.

They only kill when they get caught.

Posted by: XTC at July 29, 2024 02:40 PM (UnA8+)

113 Willowed:

You spelled "90%" wrong. Her husband was a famous politician and businessman. The idea that he himself would risk those kinds of photos getting out seems highly suspicious to me.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Word, brother!

Posted by: New York Gov. Anthony Weiner at July 29, 2024 02:40 PM (KAi1n)

114 Medical Xpress: Women need more sleep than men do, studies say

http://tiny.cc/45sbzz

It checks out. My sister would sleep 90 hours a day if she could.

Via Insty.
Posted by: Robert at July 29, 2024 02:37 PM (nYMOk)

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That makes sense. Husband & I go to bed at the same time, but he gets up like 2 hours before I do.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 29, 2024 02:40 PM (DRSnL)

115 This is Griner's third time in the Olympics so I don't know what the controversy is about.

Posted by: rick at July 29, 2024 02:40 PM (fYltx)

116 Mr. Griner is playing basketball for the U.S. this year, too.
Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 02:36 PM (loGH0)

That's a dude, isn't it?
Posted by: CaliGirl

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He did a puff piece interview with some bubblegum magazine years ago, somewhere around 2012 probably. Right when all the pro-child abuse folks started coming out of the woodwork.

He was asked what he would do if some governing body tested to see if he was a man and he said he didn't know.

You know. Normal born a woman stuff.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 02:41 PM (loGH0)

117 Oops!
That has to be embarrassing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2024 02:39 PM (TcVeV)

Like putting the salad fork on the wrong side of the dinner plate!

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 02:41 PM (AQGfm)

118 I read that DOKTOR Jill was thoroughly enchanted by the lampooning of sacred Christian images at the Opening Ceremonies.

*spit*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2024 02:41 PM (TcVeV)

119 Are they going to broadcast the executions, er matches?

Posted by: Beartooth at July 29, 2024 02:41 PM (BbD72)

120 Any word on the latest religion of piece children attack in Southport ro are we memoryholing it already?
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2 kids dead, seven injured. 17 year old arrested. Not suspected to be terror related but no motive known. That’s the official line anyway.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 29, 2024 02:41 PM (Y8lzz)

121 But seriously a man really could kill a woman in boxing.

Gotta break a few eggs I guess.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2024 02:41 PM (fV+MH)

122 115 This is Griner's third time in the Olympics so I don't know what the controversy is about.
Posted by: rick at July 29, 2024 02:40 PM (fYltx)

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Except now she's a convicted felon!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

123 86 "Khelif was disqualified after a test found a high level of testosterone, according to Reuters, which cited Algerian media."
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I don't see how you can experience that kind of bone growth without sufficient testosterone at puberty.
Posted by: javems at July 29, 2024 02:37 PM (8I4hW)

Pretty sure having a Wang doesn't disqualify you from being a woman, why are all the haters hung up on testosterone?

Haven't they seen the bossgurl movies?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 29, 2024 02:41 PM (uBBbP)

124 And, widening the anus through penetration with a penis is okay because it makes it easier to insert a bomb.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 02:40 PM (tT6L1)

the dirty snuke?

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 29, 2024 02:42 PM (UCRjB)

125 Algeria's Imane Khelif and Taiwan's Lin Yu-Ting will compete for medals in the women's 66-kilogram and women's 57-kilogram matches, respectively, despite facing controversy in 2023.
_________________

Savor the irony of having weight divisions - in the interests of fair competition - and abrogating sex divisions.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2024 02:42 PM (YqDXo)

126 That makes sense. Husband & I go to bed at the same time, but he gets up like 2 hours before I do.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 29, 2024 02:40 PM (DRSnL)

A man has to set aside time to kill spiders.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2024 02:42 PM (TcVeV)

127 I read that DOKTOR Jill was thoroughly enchanted by the lampooning of sacred Christian images at the Opening Ceremonies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2024 02:41 PM (TcVeV)
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As are all the staunch Catholics I know.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 02:42 PM (krQz2)

128 I hope they both get punched in the balls.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at July 29, 2024 02:36 PM (KFqMm)

This. Every shot a chick throws should be to the nuts, until they get disqualified.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 02:38 PM (8+g7D)

Genius really. Every one punches them in the balls, and when they buckle over you can say ooops, I thought you were a chick

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2024 02:42 PM (VwHCD)

129 Tell me these men have found a way to legally beat up women without telling me they found a way to legally beat up women.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 29, 2024 02:43 PM (Oq/TM)

130 Maybe the ' Trannie' is a guy in a burka

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 02:43 PM (fwDg9)

131 Joe Mannix, good for you better than going the other way

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2024 02:43 PM (JvZF+)

132 This is Griner's third time in the Olympics so I don't know what the controversy is about.
Posted by: rick

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There is no controversy.

He was a dude back then, too.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 02:43 PM (loGH0)

133 128 This. Every shot a chick throws should be to the nuts, until they get disqualified.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 02:38 PM (8+g7D)

Genius really. Every one punches them in the balls, and when they buckle over you can say ooops, I thought you were a chick
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2024 02:42 PM (VwHCD)

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I think this would lead to a series of disqualifications for the women until the men end up in the finale together (depending on the seeding, I guess).

Then it's two dudes boxing with sore balls.

Great TV.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 02:43 PM (GBKbO)

134 They want all women to die so they can fuck the rest with no competition.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 29, 2024 02:43 PM (J8LnB)

135 The Olympics is sports for people who don’t like sports.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 29, 2024 02:43 PM (rJ48h)

136 2 kids dead, seven injured. 17 year old arrested. Not suspected to be terror related but no motive known. That’s the official line anyway.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 29, 2024 02:41 PM (Y8lzz)

so for sure an islamic kid on a "lone wolf" terror run...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 29, 2024 02:44 PM (UCRjB)

137 But seriously a man really could kill a woman in boxing.

Gotta break a few eggs I guess.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2024 02:41 PM (fV+MH)

Egg puns in...3...2...1....

Posted by: Look at the balls on that chick! at July 29, 2024 02:44 PM (8+g7D)

138 But seriously a man really could kill a woman in boxing.

Gotta break a few eggs I guess.
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2024 02:41 PM (fV+MH)
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Still waiting on Joe's omelet....

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 02:44 PM (krQz2)

139 I'm sorry...but THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! Sure, I'd love to see men drift into every women's event just to enjoy the absolute nonsense and stupidity. BUT, BOXING? FREAKIN PERFECT....AND I WANT BLOOD. I want such an over powered performance that the crowd goes silent and booos on the medal ceremony can be heard miles away.

Flounder: "This is going to be grrrrreat."

Posted by: Orson at July 29, 2024 02:44 PM (dIske)

140 As are all the staunch Catholics I know.
Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 02:42 PM (krQz2)

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Not me.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 29, 2024 02:44 PM (DRSnL)

141 Hot Air: Kamala Segregating Her Supporters--Literally

https://tinyurl.com/bdey2h7x

Posted by: Robert at July 29, 2024 02:44 PM (nYMOk)

142 One horrific bastardization after another.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at July 29, 2024 02:44 PM (gxokI)

143 There's a short story by Roald Dahl called "The Sound Machine." The lead character, an inventor, claims he has come up with a device that will let you hear the sounds plants make. The way it's written, you could take it as a kind of SF, that he has indeed found the plants' wavelength; or you can take it that he's just plain nuts.

I'd prefer that guy over this fake-men stuff.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 02:45 PM (J2vNu)

144 Britney Griner's wife is pregnant I believe...

Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2024 02:45 PM (HJ9BW)

145 Men hitting women as an Olympic sport. So inclusive.

Posted by: huerfano at July 29, 2024 02:29 PM (VGOMa)
________________

The IOC has just announced that they will include wife-beating as an event in the next Olympics. They'll have two divisions, one for white men and the other, more competitive one, for black men. The NFL is excited by this historic inclusion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2024 02:45 PM (YqDXo)

146 SNL's Rob Schneider boycotts Olympics over opening ceremony that 'disrespects Christianity and celebrates Satan'

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Rob....
the Robster....
Bocotting the Olympics!
the Robinator!

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 02:45 PM (/7KEl)

147 I haven't seen any Olympic Boxing yet. I've got a multi-view screen going, currently showing Swimming, Surfing and Tennis. 2 USA Women just got Bronze and Silver in a 400 meter medley.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 29, 2024 02:45 PM (2cS/G)

148 Tell me these men have found a way to legally beat up women without telling me they found a way to legally beat up women.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude

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The funniest part is that women like gay men and think they're awesome, while gay men HATE women and it's not only socially acceptable but encouraged and "cute" (or whatever the word would be for when fags hate women).

Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 02:45 PM (loGH0)

149 Hot Air: Kamala Segregating Her Supporters--Literally

https://tinyurl.com/bdey2h7x
Posted by: Robert at July 29, 2024 02:44 PM (nYMOk)
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Segregation is the new liberation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 02:45 PM (HnUIn)

150 145 The IOC has just announced that they will include wife-beating as an event in the next Olympics. They'll have two divisions, one for white men and the other, more competitive one, for black men. The NFL is excited by this historic inclusion.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2024 02:45 PM (YqDXo)

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So, Sherrod Brown has a chance?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

151 Gotta break a few eggs I guess.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2024 02:41 PM (fV+MH)
*
Egg puns in...3...2...1....
Posted by: Look at the balls on that chick! at July 29, 2024

***
Alert! Scramble!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 02:46 PM (J2vNu)

152 Slackers. Prison gangs tried that in the 80's.

Lying to further the cause of Islam. And, widening the anus through penetration with a penis is okay because it makes it easier to insert a bomb.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 29, 2024 02:46 PM (QSrLX)

153 Despite what they claim, the Biden’s are not Catholic. Being Catholic means you follow church doctrine. They don’t. They can claim to be anything they want, even rutabagas as that would be more believable because at best they are apostates.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 29, 2024 02:46 PM (63An5)

154 2 kids dead, seven injured. 17 year old arrested. Not suspected to be terror related but no motive known. That’s the official line anyway.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 29, 2024 02:41 PM (Y8lzz)

Thank you. The media was calling the victims "people". Very off behavior. They are covering up something.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 02:46 PM (AQGfm)

155 Men hitting women as an Olympic sport. So inclusive.

Posted by: huerfano at July 29, 2024 02:29 PM (VGOMa)
________________

The IOC has just announced that they will include wife-beating as an event in the next Olympics. They'll have two divisions, one for white men and the other, more competitive one, for black men. The NFL is excited by this historic inclusion.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2024 02:45 PM (YqDXo)
__________

[Raises eyebrow]

-- Ray Rice

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 29, 2024 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

156 Ike Turner approves.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 29, 2024 02:46 PM (TcVeV)

157 And what exactly is the IOC definition of a "completed transition?" Because if either of them still have their junk, they haven't transitioned shit.

Posted by: Halfhand at July 29, 2024 02:46 PM (frIh6)

158 Still waiting on Joe's omelet....

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 02:44 PM (krQz2)
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It's in his skull.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2024 02:47 PM (YqDXo)

159 But seriously a man really could kill a woman in boxing.

Gotta break a few eggs I guess.
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2024 02:41 PM (fV+MH)
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Still waiting on Joe's omelet....
Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 02:44 PM (krQz2)

lol assuming the left wants to make omelettes.

They just like breaking eggs.

Posted by: Robert at July 29, 2024 02:47 PM (nYMOk)

160

BossGirls of 1984

https://youtu.be/YNYeEDpOEM8

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2024 02:47 PM (63Dwl)

161 That makes sense. Husband & I go to bed at the same time, but he gets up like 2 hours before I do.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 29, 2024 02:40 PM

Since the TxMoMe is the Olympics of Bacon Wenching, how's the conditioning coming along?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2024 02:47 PM (mkqgH)

162 Genius really. Every one punches them in the balls, and when they buckle over you can say ooops, I thought you were a chick

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2024 02:42 PM (VwHCD)

They can blame it on their chick hormones. Win win.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 02:47 PM (8+g7D)

163 The Olympics is a fucking clown show

Trump should step in and make his own

The Trumpics

classy and luxurious sporting events, acknowledging biology and science, bigly

Posted by: Eeef Beee Eyeee Fuckwinkle Forensic Non-Binary Magically Making Slug with Trump's Blood on It Disapp at July 29, 2024 02:47 PM (DBZuM)

164 Tranny or Allah. Those are the choices.

Maybe I'll guess tranny.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 02:47 PM (AQGfm)

165 144 Britney Griner's wife is pregnant I believe...
Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2024 02:45 PM (HJ9BW)

I really thought he was a chick until recently when I heard him speak. I thought that's a guy but I couldn't figure out why he was playing on a girls basketball team. I was so confused.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2024 02:48 PM (CmlIW)

166 So, what I'm understanding is that these dudes wanted to become woman so they can be boxers? I can't wait for the first chick who wants her tits cut off and a dick sewn on so she can go into ballet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2024 02:48 PM (VwHCD)

167 Good thing those lesbians knew CPR.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 29, 2024 02:48 PM (YIxO9)

168 2 kids dead, seven injured. 17 year old arrested. Not suspected to be terror related but no motive known. That’s the official line anyway.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens

--

That reminds me.

Did y'all hear that Trump got shot?

Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 02:48 PM (loGH0)

169 The IOC has just announced that they will include wife-beating as an event in the next Olympics. They'll have two divisions, one for white men and the other, more competitive one, for black men. The NFL is excited by this historic inclusion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2024 02:45 PM (YqDXo)

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This could replace College Football as the NFL's minor leagues.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 29, 2024 02:48 PM (6Tpok)

170 Since the TxMoMe is the Olympics of Bacon Wenching, how's the conditioning coming along?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2024 02:47 PM (mkqgH)

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I got up at 4:45 this morning to work out. True story.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 29, 2024 02:48 PM (DRSnL)

171 144 Britney Griner's wife is pregnant I believe...
Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2024 02:45

She had a boy.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 02:48 PM (pZEOD)

172 Gotta break a few eggs I guess.

Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2024 02:41 PM (fV+MH)
*
Egg puns in...3...2...1....
Posted by: Look at the balls on that chick! at July 29, 2024

***
Alert! Scramble!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 02:46 PM (J2vNu)
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That thread would be over easy.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 02:48 PM (krQz2)

173 No motive means they know the motive.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 02:48 PM (AQGfm)

174 off sox, lol that nick was so long it got cut off

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 29, 2024 02:49 PM (DBZuM)

175 NBC (Peacock) won't show this match.

Posted by: Silent at July 29, 2024 02:49 PM (jCvle)

176 She had a boy.
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 02:48 PM (pZEOD)

She certainly did

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 02:49 PM (AQGfm)

177 Genius really. Every one punches them in the balls, and when they buckle over you can say ooops, I thought you were a chick

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2024 02:42 PM (VwHCD)

They can blame it on their chick hormones. Win win.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

For safety, the should slap a hot iron on it each time it happens. Can't be too careful, you know!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2024 02:49 PM (VNX3d)

178 Britney Griner's wife is pregnant I believe...
Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2024 02:45

She had a boy.
Posted by: Piper

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Named it Bash.

Get it?

Gay Bashing?

Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 02:49 PM (loGH0)

179 Since the TxMoMe is the Olympics of Bacon Wenching, how's the conditioning coming along?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 29, 2024 02:47 PM (mkqgH)

Thats funny.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 02:49 PM (8+g7D)

180
The Olympics is a fucking clown show
Trump should step in and make his own
The Trumpics

Trumpic Thunder

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 29, 2024 02:49 PM (63Dwl)

181 Band name, The Egg Whites and Yoke Ona.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 29, 2024 02:49 PM (J8LnB)

182 Leftist care about equality. I know because they say they do.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at July 29, 2024 02:49 PM (ytSiK)

183 Did y'all hear that Trump got shot?
Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 02:48 PM (loGH0)

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Um, nuh uh.

- Google

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 29, 2024 02:49 PM (DRSnL)

184 That reminds me.

Did y'all hear that Trump got shot?

Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 02:48 PM (loGH0)

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BREAKING: Christopher Wray Completes Personal FBI Investigation into Events Surrounding July 13; Finds Trump's Ear was Actually Hit By A Bloody Magic Loogie and Initiates Nationwide Manhunt for Keith Hernandez. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 29, 2024 02:50 PM (6Tpok)

185 Remember, if you are gay, some Muslim countries would rather turn you into a "woman".

It's not so jarring if you think of it that way.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 02:50 PM (krQz2)

186 That thread would be over easy.
Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 02:48 PM (krQz2)

Look at you, always looking at the sunny side.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 02:50 PM (AQGfm)

187 170 I got up at 4:45 this morning to work out. True story.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 29, 2024 02:48 PM

The rifle range needs to be given a heads up when lunch and bacon are being served. :-)

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 29, 2024 02:50 PM (Oq/TM)

188 60 Another good reason to boycott the Olympics and its advertisers.
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The Dibster @richarddibX Jul 28
🚨 Prominent Company Pulls Ads From Olympics Over Anti-Christian Opening Ceremony

Telecommunications company C Spire announced that they will be pulling all ads from NBC’s Paris Olympics coverage after the opening ceremony trashed Christianity with a drag-themed mockery of the Last Supper.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 02:51 PM (wse2C)

189 Highlight reel for the Olympics will be a blasphemous and insulting attack on Christians and dudes pretending to be women, beating real women to a pulp, or perhaps even death.

What’s not to watch? This is what Camela has in store for our country. But you go ahead and vote for her.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 29, 2024 02:51 PM (63An5)

190 If they're going to have Precision Wife-Beating as a sport, you'd think they would also have Synchronized Child Abuse or 10 Meter Animal Cruelty

I kid, of course

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 02:51 PM (/7KEl)

191 For safety, the should slap a hot iron on it each time it happens. Can't be too careful, you know!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 29, 2024 02:49 PM (VNX3d)

Smacked my head agin on a cabinet corner in the garage. Gees. It's a wonder I'm not 'totally' retarded. Had to run from Heidi with the iron.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 02:51 PM (8+g7D)

192 The boxing judges will take the gender issue into account.

The man will only win if he hits the girl so hard she passes out.

Posted by: rick at July 29, 2024 02:51 PM (fYltx)

193 That thread would be over easy.
Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 02:48 PM (krQz2)

Look at you, always looking at the sunny side.
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 02:50 PM (AQGfm)

someone's getting basted...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 29, 2024 02:52 PM (UCRjB)

194 168 That reminds me.

Did y'all hear that Trump got shot?
Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 02:48 PM (loGH0)

Facebook said it never happened, that it was a "fictional event".

Posted by: XTC at July 29, 2024 02:52 PM (UnA8+)

195 That thread would be over easy.
Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 02:48 PM (krQz2)

Look at you, always looking at the sunny side.
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 02:50 PM (AQGfm)

someone's getting basted...
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 29, 2024 02:52 PM (UCRjB)
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Somebody's poaching jokes.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 02:53 PM (krQz2)

196 Why is it so hard to do the minimal of protest and not watch the Olympics?

I can somewhat understand the NFL addiction but not this.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 02:53 PM (B1dzx)

197 Telecommunications company C Spire announced that they will be pulling all ads from NBC’s Paris Olympics coverage after the opening ceremony trashed Christianity with a drag-themed mockery of the Last Supper.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 02:51 PM (wse2C)
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I wonder if they're hiring.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 02:53 PM (HnUIn)

198 Smacked my head agin on a cabinet corner in the garage. Gees. It's a wonder I'm not 'totally' retarded. Had to run from Heidi with the iron.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 02:51 PM (8+g7D)

you might want to consider putting some padding on those...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 29, 2024 02:53 PM (UCRjB)

199
Wow. Looks like traditional cultures can absorb western decadence a lot faster than they can western civilization.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 29, 2024 02:54 PM (T3es0)

200 If someone sees VMom tell I'm trying to track her down to pick her brain about Carnivore Diet.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 02:54 PM (8+g7D)

201 185 Remember, if you are gay, some Muslim countries would rather turn you into a "woman".

It's not so jarring if you think of it that way.
Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 02:50 PM

Isn't it Iran that will do sex changes for gay men? I think it is but I don't know why they don't kill the gay men for admitting they're gay? Logic isn't a strong suit for them I guess.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2024 02:54 PM (CmlIW)

202 The French government was just usurped by the far left and liberals because Macron and his trannie “wife” didn’t want to cede power to democratically elected conservatives. That being said, this is all predictable.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 29, 2024 02:54 PM (63An5)

203 >>you might want to consider putting some padding on those...

Wear a helmet.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 02:55 PM (LkLld)

204 Smacked my head agin on a cabinet corner in the garage. Gees. It's a wonder I'm not 'totally' retarded. Had to run from Heidi with the iron.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 02:51 PM (8+g7D)

you might want to consider putting some padding on those...
Posted by: SturmToddler

Cut down pool noodles.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 02:55 PM (+Wnnh)

205 Band name, The Egg Whites and Yoke Ona.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 29, 2024 02:49 PM (J8LnB)

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Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're going to sluice and fry me

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 29, 2024 02:55 PM (6Tpok)

206 I thought this was going to be the Olympics where they brought back men's/women's/mixed Midget Tossing. The Czechoslovakians were the undisputed masters back in the 50s. You would think the French would have dominated given the famous midgets Toulouse Lautrech and Herve Villachaize, but no, the best midgets (and tossers) come from Silesia.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 29, 2024 02:55 PM (YIxO9)

207 I have not seen one minute of this years Olympics. Cutting the cord has its benefits. :-)

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 29, 2024 02:56 PM (Oq/TM)

208 Just checked the standings, the Algerian, Khelif, got "her" ass kicked by a Serbian woman and is done. Didn't see the Taiwanese name on the board, but I'll keep an eye on it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 29, 2024 02:56 PM (2cS/G)

209
Smacked my head agin on a cabinet corner in the garage. Gees. It's a wonder I'm not 'totally' retarded. Had to run from Heidi with the iron.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 02:51 PM (8+g7D)

Those head injuries bleed a lot. I did that on a marble table. 10 stitches in my forehead. I made up different cool stories about how I did it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2024 02:56 PM (CmlIW)

210 Just saw that Iran recalled the French ambassador over the blasphemous opening ceremony.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 29, 2024 02:56 PM (YIxO9)

211 200 If someone sees VMom tell I'm trying to track her down to pick her brain about Carnivore Diet.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 02:54 PM (8+g7D)

I just started on it. Not sure we're doing it the same way though, Cannibal Bob.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 29, 2024 02:56 PM (KbCG3)

212 I had already opted out watching the Olympics because of the Last Supper blasphemy scandal. That more shit has been heaped on the wagon since my personal boycott doesn't much matter to me at this point.

It's a terrible shame. I'm old enough to remember the universal excitement the Olympics generated back in the day, how engaged everyone once felt, how riveted we were by watching some of the most thrilling moments in sports history. All gone now, ruined for everyone.

Gotta admit, I am somewhat puzzled modern organizers have gone all out to utterly wreck the Olympics as an institution. With all its globalist trappings, one would think they would do all they could to preserve it for its propaganda value.

Posted by: troyriser at July 29, 2024 02:56 PM (Vvljl)

213 106 I don't see how you can experience that kind of bone growth without sufficient testosterone at puberty.

Posted by: javems at July 29, 2024 02:37 PM (8I4hW)
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Phrasing.

Posted by: Axeman at July 29, 2024 02:39 PM (krQz2)

Ah, I see.

Posted by: javems at July 29, 2024 02:57 PM (8I4hW)

214 Those head injuries bleed a lot. I did that on a marble table. 10 stitches in my forehead. I made up different cool stories about how I did it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2024 02:56 PM (CmlIW)

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Yikes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 29, 2024 02:57 PM (DRSnL)

215 So, has it been proven one way or another that Madame Macron is really a dude? Enquiring minds want to know!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 29, 2024 02:57 PM (5TVgj)

216 This busty blonde with nice teeth very distantly remembers when "boys and girls are different" was not a controversial statement:
http://tiny.cc/k6sbzz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 02:57 PM (HnUIn)

217 Update: “Mark Henderson, 38 years, of Albert Road in Southport has been charged with attempted murder.
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Two children have died, Chief Constable Serena Kennedy told a news conference on Monday evening.

Nine other children have been injured. Six of them are in a critical condition.

Two adults are also in critical condition after being injured.

A 17-year-old boy has been arrested on suspicion of murder.

Police said he is from the Banks area but is originally from Cardiff.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 02:57 PM (wse2C)

218 Smacked my head agin on a cabinet corner in the garage. Gees. It's a wonder I'm not 'totally' retarded. Had to run from Heidi with the iron.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 02:51 PM (8+g7D)

you might want to consider putting some padding on those...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 29, 2024 02:53 PM (UCRjB)

Tall people are more susceptible to concussions.

Ask me how I know?

Posted by: rick at July 29, 2024 02:57 PM (fYltx)

219 210 Just saw that Iran recalled the French ambassador over the blasphemous opening ceremony.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 29, 2024 02:56 PM (YIxO9)

I saw a tweet from a Muslim condemning it while quickly mentioning that Muslims do not allow their religion to be mocked in this way.

I know that Islam isn't exactly popular around here but there is something to be said for their devotion and commitment.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 29, 2024 02:57 PM (KbCG3)

220 you might want to consider putting some padding on those...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 29, 2024 02:53 PM (UCRjB)

Yeah, I tried gluing some styrofoam I got in packaging. Kept falling off so i tried to rationalize that I should be about to just 'NOT bang my head on the fucking sharp corner!'...decided to just sell the damn house now. Fixed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 02:58 PM (8+g7D)

221 With all its globalist trappings, one would think they would do all they could to preserve it for its propaganda value.
Posted by: troyriser at July 29, 2024 02:56 PM (Vvljl)

Nothing that brings everyone together can be allowed.

All part of the same operation.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 02:58 PM (AQGfm)

222
Yikes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 29, 2024 02:57 PM (DRSnL)

They were little tiny stitches and I don't have a scar. I really like my family dr, he did a really good job. It was like I cut a big flap. I was really worried about the scar.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2024 02:58 PM (CmlIW)

223 He was asked what he would do if some governing body tested to see if he was a man and he said he didn't know.

You know. Normal born a woman stuff.
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He is a genetically male hermaphrodite the parents raised as a girl.
Everyone ever where he plays, knows.
The Baptists at Baylor are ine of the most dishonest programs in the NCAA

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 29, 2024 02:58 PM (n0DgZ)

224 Tall people are more susceptible to concussions.

Ask me how I know?

Posted by: rick at J

Dunno about that, Ive had 9 and I certainly aint tall.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 29, 2024 02:58 PM (CIS44)

225 So, has it been proven one way or another that Madame Macron is really a dude? Enquiring minds want to know!
Posted by: Pete in Texas

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If I understand modern society correctly all that has to happen is someone identifies that person as such and it's fact.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 02:58 PM (loGH0)

226 Just checked the standings, the Algerian, Khelif, got "her" ass kicked by a Serbian woman and is done. Didn't see the Taiwanese name on the board, but I'll keep an eye on it.
Posted by: Lincolntf

Russian/Chechnyian/Sebian wimmins are stronk. Like bull.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 02:58 PM (+Wnnh)

227 Whoever boxes him should just swing at low blows until DQ’d just to make the point.

Posted by: Crazy at July 29, 2024 02:59 PM (hrl/R)

228 An witness to the stabbing attack in Liverpool:

“It is like a scene from a horror movie,” local merchant Colin Parry told the BBC. “They are coming here now and screaming. It’s like something from America, not like sunny Southport.”

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 02:59 PM (/7KEl)

229 I see why the Doug Emhoff came up earlier
Guess he was doing Ghey outreach, or around and had no idea Sundowner was or his aide was giving up the campaign

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 02:59 PM (fwDg9)

230 Isnt Madam Macron a pedophile who boinked Macron when he was only 15, and thats why she's 60 years older than him?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 29, 2024 02:59 PM (DBZuM)

231 They sure are fighting the rumors hard that Macron’s wife is really a dude. They charged two people and put them on trial. Because that’s democracy or something. They claim she has three children from her first marriage no dna evidence to back it up though. Because that’s absurd.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 29, 2024 03:00 PM (63An5)

232 Wear a helmet.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 02:55 PM (LkLld)

Damn. Wish i had thought of that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 03:00 PM (8+g7D)

233 216 This busty blonde with nice teeth very distantly remembers when "boys and girls are different" was not a controversial statement:
http://tiny.cc/k6sbzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 02:57 PM (HnUIn)

Not that it isn't nice to revisit this one, but she's no blonde.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 29, 2024 03:00 PM (LxER7)

234 If I understand modern society correctly all that has to happen is someone identifies that person as such and it's fact.
Posted by: If Moron Robbie

My white, cracker ass identifies as black.
If all it takes is identifying.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:00 PM (+Wnnh)

235 #217 Seeing the contradiction I just searched and found...

||A man has today, Monday 29 July, been charged with attempted murder following a reported stabbing in Southport.

Just after 5.20pm on Saturday 27 July, emergency services were called to report that an 18-year-old transgender woman had been stabbed inside a property on Albert Road.

The victim was taken to hospital for treatment and is in a stable condition.

Mark Henderson, 38 years, of Albert Road in Southport has been charged with attempted murder.

He will appear in Liverpool Magistrates Court this morning, Monday 29 July.||

So different crime; glad they outlawed handguns!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 29, 2024 03:00 PM (wse2C)

236 So what happens if someone brings a gun that they claim identifies as a boxing glove against one of these men?

Posted by: Louis Cypher at July 29, 2024 03:01 PM (a7MkF)

237 How will the odds makers in Vegas handicap this fight?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 29, 2024 03:01 PM (Q4IgG)

238 Not that it isn't nice to revisit this one, but she's no blonde.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 29, 2024 03:00 PM (LxER7)
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She presents as blonde. Why are you deadcoloring her hair? Transblondes are blondes, h8r!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 03:01 PM (HnUIn)

239 Smacked my head agin on a cabinet corner in the garage. Gees. It's a wonder I'm not 'totally' retarded. Had to run from Heidi with the iron.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Shortly after we moved in to the new house Hubbymayhem smacked his head on the corner of the cabinet above his coffee pot. It happened three times. He said, we may have to take that cabinet out. I didn't look up from the tablt, just said no we are not. He seemed miffed and said fine then we have to move the trash can. Again, not looking up, I said, or you could take one step to your left to avoid the cabinet. He stared at the cabinet, then the trash can, then said oh sure, you just want to do this the easy way!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 29, 2024 03:01 PM (4XwPj)

240 My white, cracker ass
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:00 PM (+Wnnh)

I thought we were done with the egg jokes

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 03:01 PM (AQGfm)

241
My white, cracker ass identifies as black.
If all it takes is identifying.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at

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I, too, identify rickb223 as black and expect any and all funding, promotions, and legal low-expectations to be applied accordingly.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 03:01 PM (loGH0)

242 >>> Just checked the standings, the Algerian, Khelif, got "her" ass kicked by a Serbian woman and is done. Didn't see the Taiwanese name on the board, but I'll keep an eye on it.

Good. I'm picturing South Park, where cartman thought he'd join the special Olympics and win a bunch of medals, and instead he gets schooled by the kids who actually trained and worked hard.

Posted by: LizLem at July 29, 2024 03:01 PM (QAK8m)

243 Those head injuries bleed a lot. I did that on a marble table. 10 stitches in my forehead. I made up different cool stories about how I did it.

Posted by: CaliGirl

Could you provide some examples?

Posted by: John Kerry at July 29, 2024 03:01 PM (xCA6C)

244 And just like that, every country that cared about winning will have a team that is 100% full of 'transgender women'.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at July 29, 2024 03:01 PM (setIA)

245 Whoops! My bad....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 29, 2024 03:01 PM (LxER7)

246 Why is it so hard to do the minimal of protest and not watch the Olympics?

I can somewhat understand the NFL addiction but not this.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 02:53 PM (B1dzx)
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I don't watch either one, and haven't for years now. The Olympics are disgusting in their mendacity and moral preening. I stopped watching the NFL with the kneeling crap. I stopped watching MLB when it went all-in on BLM (and Rob Manfred's idiotic rules changes). And I never watched the NBA, not having the slightest interest in basketball or ghetto culture.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2024 03:01 PM (YqDXo)

247 Hot Air: Build Back Better Built Nothing

https://tinyurl.com/3hr9uvcm

Posted by: Robert at July 29, 2024 03:01 PM (rkxWt)

248 Yeah, I tried gluing some styrofoam I got in packaging. Kept falling off so i tried to rationalize that I should be about to just 'NOT bang my head on the fucking sharp corner!'...decided to just sell the damn house now. Fixed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 02:58 PM (8+g7D)

that's one way to handle it...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 29, 2024 03:02 PM (UCRjB)

249 Also any and all applicable exceptions to firearm laws and possession in prohibited areas.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 03:02 PM (loGH0)

250
Yeah, I tried gluing some styrofoam I got in packaging. Kept falling off so i tried to rationalize that I should be about to just 'NOT bang my head on the fucking sharp corner!'...decided to just sell the damn house now. Fixed.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 02:58

Do you need stitches? I put my hand on the corners of the table I hit my head on if I'm trying to pick something up off of the floor near that table.
Never Again.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2024 03:02 PM (CmlIW)

251 Those head injuries bleed a lot. I did that on a marble table. 10 stitches in my forehead. I made up different cool stories about how I did it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2024 02:56 PM (CmlIW)

I have a nifty scar above my eye where a chunk of kindling bounced back into my face when I was cutting it down to fit in the firepit with an axe

The only story I have is "2nd runner up on the Moshe Dayan impersonator contest 2024"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2024 03:03 PM (D7oie)

252 In fairness, they should let the real women wear brass knuckles in fighting the "women."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2024 03:03 PM (YqDXo)

253 http://tiny.cc/k6sbzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 02:57 PM (HnUIn)

Such a happy fraulein!

Posted by: Robert at July 29, 2024 03:03 PM (rkxWt)

254 I just started on it. Not sure we're doing it the same way though, Cannibal Bob.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 29, 2024 02:56 PM (KbCG3)

Lol. Cannibalism aside, red meat is damn expensive. A couple of weeks now, eggs, butter, some red meat, chicken. Just tested. Not in ketosis. In for the long haul though.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 03:03 PM (8+g7D)

255 >>Damn. Wish i had thought of that.

I have deep thoughts. That's why I'm in management.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 03:03 PM (LkLld)

256 Algeria and Taiwan? We've really done well at exporting tranny madness I guess.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 29, 2024 03:03 PM (2ocoG)

257 243 Those head injuries bleed a lot. I did that on a marble table. 10 stitches in my forehead. I made up different cool stories about how I did it.

Posted by: CaliGirl

Could you provide some examples?
Posted by: John Kerry at July 29, 2024 03:01 PM

I told one guy that I did it trying to open a live trap with a fox inside and the fox bit me as I opened the trap. He believed me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2024 03:04 PM (CmlIW)

258 I always say, if only Tonya Harding and Mike Tyson had threatened to reproduce in time, they could have blackmailed the world.

As it is, they're both washed up. Blame it on the lack of family values.

Posted by: Tom Perry at July 29, 2024 03:05 PM (MX0bI)

259 This busty blonde with nice teeth very distantly remembers when "boys and girls are different" was not a controversial statement:
http://tiny.cc/k6sbzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Looks like she should be holding three beer steins in each hand.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2024 03:05 PM (Dm8we)

260 Don Jr said nothing is built nothing is back nothing is better. Thought that was a brilliant formulation.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 03:05 PM (AQGfm)

261 Weren't the ancient Olympic competitors performances done nekkid?

Might be something they need to revive...for clarity.

Posted by: Rex B at July 29, 2024 03:05 PM (oyXpg)

262 so inclusive !

Posted by: runner at July 29, 2024 03:05 PM (V13WU)

263 Meanwhile, the next summer Olympics is scheduled to be held in LA, which has so much money it can afford to spend $3 billion on a light rail train that will have three stops to take people to/from the Olympics.

Attagirl, Karen Bass. Just take the money out of the budgets for welfare and "homeless" services.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2024 03:06 PM (YqDXo)

264 You can get padded protective corners for cabinets. I know Amazon carries them. Banging your head on a cabinet is common in some of the teardrop trailers.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 29, 2024 03:06 PM (xjTDL)

265 Maybe China should invade Taiwan.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at July 29, 2024 03:06 PM (2xB3Z)

266 Those head injuries bleed a lot. I did that on a marble table. 10 stitches in my forehead. I made up different cool stories about how I did it.

Posted by: CaliGirl
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I have embellished every scar that I have. They run the gamut from bear attacks to barroom fights.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2024 03:06 PM (XeU6L)

267 Those head injuries bleed a lot. I did that on a marble table. 10 stitches in my forehead. I made up different cool stories about how I did it.

Posted by: CaliGirl

Could you provide some examples?
Posted by: John Kerry at July 29, 2024 03:01 PM

I told one guy that I did it trying to open a live trap with a fox inside and the fox bit me as I opened the trap. He believed me.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2024 03:04 PM (CmlIW)

i play hockey, so one was a kick in the face with a skate, and the other was a puck deflected and hit me in the chin.

those were a month apart, which was the hockey gods way of telling me time to ditch the half shield and get a full cage.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 29, 2024 03:06 PM (UCRjB)

268 My white, cracker ass identifies as black.
If all it takes is identifying.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at

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I, too, identify rickb223 as black and expect any and all funding, promotions, and legal low-expectations to be applied accordingly.
Posted by: If Moron Robbie

Where's my reparations and Pigford Settlement?
I'll take forty acres and a mule too!

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:06 PM (+Wnnh)

269 Weren't the ancient Olympic competitors performances done nekkid?
_________________

This just in: SF is now preparing its bid for at least the male half of the next Olympics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2024 03:07 PM (YqDXo)

270 Meanwhile, the next summer Olympics is scheduled to be held in LA, which has so much money it can afford to spend $3 billion on a light rail train that will have three stops to take people to/from the Olympics.

Attagirl, Karen Bass. Just take the money out of the budgets for welfare and "homeless" services.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Well the events that arent in OKC anyway.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 29, 2024 03:07 PM (CIS44)

271 254 I just started on it. Not sure we're doing it the same way though, Cannibal Bob.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 29, 2024 02:56 PM (KbCG3)

Lol. Cannibalism aside, red meat is damn expensive. A couple of weeks now, eggs, butter, some red meat, chicken. Just tested. Not in ketosis. In for the long haul though.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 03:03 PM (8+g7D)

You drinking some salt water/electrolytes?

Whenever the wife buys ribeyes, she gets the thick cut and we slice them in half. Still not cheap but 10-12 ounces will keep you pretty full.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 29, 2024 03:07 PM (KbCG3)

272 I remember morons saying "nothing's built, nothing's back, and nothing's better" back around 2022.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 03:08 PM (loGH0)

273 Maybe China should invade Taiwan.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at July 29, 2024 03:06 PM (2xB3Z)
_______________

They have until January 2025.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2024 03:08 PM (YqDXo)

274 28 Further proof we are in the wrong timeline.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 29, 2024 02:30 PM (JvZF+)

I blame that on the Large Hadron Collider.

If not that, We;re in the proper timeline, and the reason is sin. Rebellion against God.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 29, 2024 03:08 PM (Rbu5d)

275 I thought peak crazy had been hit. Wrong again.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 29, 2024 03:08 PM (rY75g)

276 Things seem to be going well in Venezuela.

https://tinyurl.com/43usu9da

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 03:08 PM (LkLld)

277 Meanwhile, the next summer Olympics is scheduled to be held in LA, which has so much money it can afford to spend $3 billion on a light rail train that will have three stops to take people to/from the Olympics.

Attagirl, Karen Bass. Just take the money out of the budgets for welfare and "homeless" services.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Dodging homeless encampments is a new sport for the next Olympics.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:08 PM (+Wnnh)

278
I have embellished every scar that I have. They run the gamut from bear attacks to barroom fights.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2024 03:06 PM (XeU6L)

Same, I'm always amazed at the people that believe me.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2024 03:09 PM (CmlIW)

279 I'm not all that comfortable watching real women beat up other real women, but watching men do that? Nah, bro.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 29, 2024 03:09 PM (sRfrW)

280 Meanwhile, the next summer Olympics is scheduled to be held in LA, which has so much money it can afford to spend $3 billion on a light rail train that will have three stops to take people to/from the Olympics.

It pays for itself in tourism and word-of-mouth! People around the world will finally hear about Los Angeles, and decide they might want to visit!

Posted by: LA 2028 Planning and Money-Laundering Committee at July 29, 2024 03:09 PM (OguvZ)

281
Look-look,, anyway...

Posted by: I'm joe biden and I approve this message! at July 29, 2024 03:09 PM (5hfjS)

282 Anyone ask western feminists what they think of the media broadcasting men literally beating women on TV?
Posted by: 18-1

They are in on it. The NOW organization has stated firmly that trans women are women. It's almost like they have been a sham all along.

Posted by: Cheri at July 29, 2024 03:09 PM (oiNtH)

283 The "Strong Woman" song from South Park sounds like Billy Squier.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 29, 2024 03:10 PM (cf/0E)

284 282 Anyone ask western feminists what they think of the media broadcasting men literally beating women on TV?
Posted by: 18-1

They are in on it. The NOW organization has stated firmly that trans women are women. It's almost like they have been a sham all along.
Posted by: Cheri at July 29, 2024 03:09 PM (oiNtH)

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Marxists out to destroy western civilization.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

285 They have until January 2025.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2024 03:08 PM (YqDXo)
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The US can't defend Taiwan. Japan is better positioned than we are. If that conflict happens, my guess is that we will wade in and flame out and it's the unquestionable end of the superpower era.

I also don't think Red China will win it in a walkover. Taiwan is not helpless or broadly incompetent. It's high-risk if Red China wants to try it. But I doubt we will be the deciding factor in that conflict if it happens.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 03:10 PM (HnUIn)

286 Dodging homeless encampments is a new sport for the next Olympics.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:08 PM (+Wnnh)
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The Olympics held in SF will include "SF hopscotch," walking down the street avoiding the piles of sorta human crap.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2024 03:10 PM (YqDXo)

287
those were a month apart, which was the hockey gods way of telling me time to ditch the half shield and get a full cage.
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 29, 2024 03:06 PM (UCRjB)

That's scary and I'm glad you changed your set up.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2024 03:11 PM (CmlIW)

288 I like telling people the real stories behind my scars. Like when I cut myself with a plastic knife.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 03:11 PM (AQGfm)

289 66...Was I lied to?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 29, 2024 02:35 PM (iFTx/)

Yes.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 29, 2024 03:11 PM (Rbu5d)

290 26 Fallon Fox the man who fights women in MMA (not in the UFC) has broken 2 girls skulls.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 29, 2024 02:30 PM (CIS44)

Sure, because that is exactly what a real woman would do. Right?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 29, 2024 03:12 PM (sRfrW)

291 When I broke my ankle two years ago, people would ask me how it happened. They always seemed disappointed when I answered, "Stepped in a hole."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 29, 2024 03:12 PM (3Fz6p)

292 It pays for itself in tourism and word-of-mouth! People around the world will finally hear about Los Angeles, and decide they might want to visit!

Posted by: LA 2028 Planning and Money-Laundering Committee at July 29, 2024 03:09 PM (OguvZ)
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Or if they hear the true story, will decide to stay far away.

Meanwhile, ghetto thugs are looking forward to fresh prey.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2024 03:12 PM (YqDXo)

293 real women do not box

why is there no women's olympic sport for psychological mind gaming twisting where the loser plunges into a depth of unrecoverable gaslit insanity?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 29, 2024 03:12 PM (DBZuM)

294 I have embellished every scar that I have. They run the gamut from bear attacks to barroom fights.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 29, 2024 03:06 PM (XeU6L)

Same, I'm always amazed at the people that believe me.
Posted by: CaliGirl

I have matching scars on my forearms. I can't remember where I got them. I think playing with the dog. I tell everyone it from my wildlife rehabbing time. One was a bobcat and one was from a hawk.
😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:13 PM (+Wnnh)

295 I have zero cares to give for the Olympics. Stupid waste of time since 1984. Maybe next time, they can show Mohammed banging his 9 year old bride.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 29, 2024 03:13 PM (Aoykm)

296 Let us honor the time when you could make fun of trannies in womens sports:

1988 Paul Hunt gymnastics comedy beam routine

https://tinyurl.com/cq3sz2a

Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 03:13 PM (loGH0)

297 The Olympics held in SF will include "SF hopscotch," walking down the street avoiding the piles of sorta human crap.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2024 03:10 PM (YqDXo)

Had to go to SF last summer for work. I have never in my life seen that much butt crack on display. Never.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 29, 2024 03:13 PM (sRfrW)

298 Imagine if conservatives were on the side of men beating on women for sport.

Or slaughtering black people by the millions.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 03:13 PM (AQGfm)

299 Rafer Johnson lighting the torch at the 1984 Olympics > current Olympic faggotry.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 29, 2024 03:13 PM (rJ48h)

300 I can't understand why China hasn't moved on Taiwan already

the US is essentially leaderless at the moment

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 03:13 PM (/7KEl)

301 >>> 273 Maybe China should invade Taiwan.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at July 29, 2024 03:06 PM (2xB3Z)
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They have until January 2025.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2024 03:08 PM (YqDXo)

I'm a little surprised they hadn't already tried it, seeing how well Brandon did in supporting KEEEV.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2024 03:13 PM (FnneF)

302 why is there no women's olympic sport for psychological mind gaming twisting where the loser plunges into a depth of unrecoverable gaslit insanity?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger

Yakes too long to unfold.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:13 PM (+Wnnh)

303 why is there no women's olympic sport for psychological mind gaming twisting where the loser plunges into a depth of unrecoverable gaslit insanity?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 29, 2024 03:12 PM (DBZuM)
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Because of the latency required to score the event. For true top competitors, it will take several years to tabulate the results.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 03:13 PM (HnUIn)

304 those were a month apart, which was the hockey gods way of telling me time to ditch the half shield and get a full cage.
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 29, 2024 03:06 PM (UCRjB)

That's scary and I'm glad you changed your set up.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2024 03:11 PM (CmlIW)

yeah the kick to the head was a one off with a little bitch of a guy who's going to get his comeuppance when we play against each other next time.

but the puck to the face was just a good gash that could have gotten stitches but i didn't. but that was the sign that it was time to change. and I've adapted to it pretty well and don't notice the cage when i'm skating.

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 29, 2024 03:13 PM (UCRjB)

305 Well this is a first for me. I just switched my view to Women's Basketball and I'm rooting for the not American team. Japan is playing scrappily, and keeping it close early, but it would be a huge upset if USA didn't beat them and then cruise to the Gold. Either way, this game has been super sloppy.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 29, 2024 03:13 PM (2cS/G)

306 I also don't think Red China will win it in a walkover. Taiwan is not helpless or broadly incompetent. It's high-risk if Red China wants to try it. But I doubt we will be the deciding factor in that conflict if it happens.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 03:10 PM (HnUIn)
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If Taiwan doesn't have nukes they should have their heads examined.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2024 03:14 PM (YqDXo)

307 207 I have not seen one minute of this years Olympics. Cutting the cord has its benefits. :-)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 29, 2024 02:56 PM (Oq/TM)

Me either, I might see about youtubing certain events... I'm well past 29, but my kids, I don't want to deprive them of seeing some excellent competition.

Posted by: Inogame at July 29, 2024 03:14 PM (53oGX)

308 291 When I broke my ankle two years ago, people would ask me how it happened. They always seemed disappointed when I answered, "Stepped in a hole."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 29,

It's so much fun when strangers ask you make up a cool story on the spot. They will believe you, try it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2024 03:14 PM (CmlIW)

309 300 I can't understand why China hasn't moved on Taiwan already

the US is essentially leaderless at the moment
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 03:13 PM (/7KEl)

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They would rather win it through the subversion of their electoral system because it's much more cheaper and safer?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

310 "The IOC has implemented new guidelines that affect the eligibility of transgender athletes, aiming for "inclusivity" while maintaining fair competition"

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What's not inclusive about having this man fight another man? I don't think there's a better sport for an opposing male and the audience to have a trannie participate in. No need to be around while avoiding 'fouling', no need to contact all over like with wrestling, just fists and beat the cr@p out of that freak. Of course, they'd never make the Olympics much less box a true male anyway. But one can dream... And yes, it's not hateful and they'd deserve it, when they, males, are trying to box (beat up) females...

Posted by: bearski at July 29, 2024 03:14 PM (Bhsk7)

311 My scars come from an anterior ligament repair, a racquet ball racquet to the side of the head and a fish filleting knife.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 03:14 PM (B1dzx)

312 Two men enter. One woman gets a fractured skull.

Genderdome.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 03:14 PM (LkLld)

313 the US is essentially leaderless at the moment

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China is not in a hurry, if Trump gets back in they'll be all like, well fuck it, we'll come back in another 4 years

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 29, 2024 03:14 PM (DBZuM)

314 303 why is there no women's olympic sport for psychological mind gaming twisting where the loser plunges into a depth of unrecoverable gaslit insanity?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 29, 2024 03:12 PM (DBZuM)
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Because of the latency required to score the event. For true top competitors, it will take several years to tabulate the results.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 03:13 PM (HnUIn)

Lol, thread winner.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2024 03:15 PM (CmlIW)

315 If Taiwan doesn't have nukes they should have their heads examined.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2024 03:14 PM (YqDXo)
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I will be truly shocked if Korea and Taiwan and Japan didn't start crash atomic weapons programs by mid-November '20 at the latest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 03:15 PM (HnUIn)

316 A death won't matter, that's a risk in boxing anyway, why would they care?

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 29, 2024 03:15 PM (Vvh2V)

317 These guidelines require transgender women to have completed their transition before puberty.
......

Botched.

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2024 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

318 @285

>>I also don't think Red China will win it in a walkover. Taiwan is not helpless or broadly incompetent. It's high-risk if Red China wants to try it. But I doubt we will be the deciding factor in that conflict if it happens.

I don't think China will invade Taiwan, it would undoubtedly violate some Sun Tzu maxim of don't do overtly what can be accomplished covertly.

For all intents and purposes, China controls Taiwan via outsized influence, every day that goes by they obtain more and more influence, so why risk invading, there is nothing but down side.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 29, 2024 03:16 PM (XV/Pl)

319 Rafer Johnson lighting the torch at the 1984 Olympics > current Olympic faggotry.
Posted by: mr tmz at July 29, 2024 03:13 PM (rJ48h)
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This.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 29, 2024 03:16 PM (3Fz6p)

320 Things seem to be going well in Venezuela.

https://tinyurl.com/43usu9da
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 03:08 PM (LkLld)

That would be a verdadero casarolazo, my friend. that is the easy part of the protests.

(a friend went up country in Venezuela, and he mentioned that the further you went up the Orinoco, the crazier the locals started to get. I believe him just from knowing venezuelans from the coast and Caracas)

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2024 03:16 PM (D7oie)

321 I can't understand why China hasn't moved on Taiwan already

the US is essentially leaderless at the moment
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 03:13 PM (/7KEl)

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They would rather win it through the subversion of their electoral system because it's much more cheaper and safer?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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They must believe that whoever is making the decisions has calculated that war would help Kamala's chances.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2024 03:16 PM (Dm8we)

322 You drinking some salt water/electrolytes?

Whenever the wife buys ribeyes, she gets the thick cut and we slice them in half. Still not cheap but 10-12 ounces will keep you pretty full.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 29, 2024 03:07 PM (KbCG3)

I need to do that. Plenty of salt on everything (love salt) and have electrolyte drink.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 03:16 PM (8+g7D)

323 Good

And when the Olympic women's boxing finale is these two MEN fighting, will that spur any conversation ?

I'm betting it will.

Posted by: deadrody at July 29, 2024 03:16 PM (u3vVq)

324 Had to go to SF last summer for work. I have never in my life seen that much butt crack on display. Never.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 29, 2024 03:13 PM (sRfrW)

more crack than a plumbers convention?

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 29, 2024 03:16 PM (UCRjB)

325 This stuff is why I'm glad Pookette is in music, not sports. About the only thing she can't do as a middle-school girl is the bass drum (the boys are big and enthusiastic enough that it's not an issue).

Posted by: pookysgirl, piano and cello and bells mom at July 29, 2024 03:16 PM (dtlDP)

326 When I broke my ankle two years ago, people would ask me how it happened. They always seemed disappointed when I answered, "Stepped in a hole."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar

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I cracked a foot bone and had to wear that boot thing and use crutches for part of fall 2016. People asked how it happened, and I said, "I can tell you in five words. Want to buy a cat?"

(Actually it had nothing to do with my cats. But it got a good laugh)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 03:17 PM (J2vNu)

327 NO HITTING BELOW THE BELT

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2024 03:17 PM (v0R5T)

328 It's so much fun when strangers ask you make up a cool story on the spot. They will believe you, try it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2024 03:14 PM (CmlIW)
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Steve Dallas: As I was pulling the screaming woman away from 200 Klan biker rapists...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 29, 2024 03:17 PM (3Fz6p)

329
66-kilogram is about 150 lbs. That's close to "middleweight" in American boxing. This is to say that a 150 lb male boxer can fucking hit. These are not little guys. Manny Pacquiao was knocking boxer's heads off at 140.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 29, 2024 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

Welterweight. Some of the greatest boxers in history competed at welterweight. Sugar Ray Leonard, Tommy Hearns, Duran etc. Add Hagler for middleweight with just a few pounds more.

Monsters all.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2024 03:17 PM (y9nCu)

330 Well this is a first for me. I just switched my view to Women's Basketball and I'm rooting for the not American team. Japan is playing scrappily, and keeping it close early, but it would be a huge upset if USA didn't beat them and then cruise to the Gold. Either way, this game has been super sloppy.
Posted by: Lincolntf

1st time ever I haven't rooted for an American team. I don't care who wins as long as it isn't America.

Snub the one female player that has ignited more enthusiasm and following for a shemale player.
Yay Brett Griner!

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:17 PM (+Wnnh)

331 women's events we'd like to see:

Eye-Rolling
You Know What You Did Hurdles
4x100 Nagging
Downhill Not Wanting To Talk About It

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 03:17 PM (/7KEl)

332 I like the comedian who was fretting about getting older. He said when he was young and he hurt his neck he could truthfully say it was playing football, beating up a bully or helping move a friend's furniture.

Now when he's ask how he hurt his neck he can only say ' sleeping'.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 03:17 PM (B1dzx)

333 Trump's best chance is to make direct in-roads to Black women.

There is no other group that studies the issues and the candidates platforms and comes to an entirely independent choice in voting.

Posted by: rick at July 29, 2024 03:18 PM (fYltx)

334 I need to do that. Plenty of salt on everything (love salt) and have electrolyte drink.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 03:16 PM (8+g7D)
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We do live in a Brawndo state.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 03:18 PM (tT6L1)

335 144 Britney Griner's wife is pregnant I believe...
Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2024 02:45 PM (HJ9BW)

there's so much wrong with that sentence...
[sigh]

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 29, 2024 03:18 PM (Rbu5d)

336 I will be truly shocked if Korea and Taiwan and Japan didn't start crash atomic weapons programs by mid-November '20 at the latest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 03:15 PM (HnUIn)

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"Our allies in the Republic of North Korea already had nukes. Open a book sometime ..."

-- Kommie-la Emhoff 2024!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 29, 2024 03:18 PM (tu9wo)

337 >>> 276 Things seem to be going well in Venezuela.

https://tinyurl.com/43usu9da
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 03:08 PM (LkLld)

I'm getting 'something went wrong', did some lurking commie employee find it and have a snit?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2024 03:19 PM (FnneF)

338 Trump's best chance is to make direct in-roads to Black women.

There is no other group that studies the issues and the candidates platforms and comes to an entirely independent choice in voting.
Posted by: rick
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Which would be great if they actually voted. But they don't.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 03:19 PM (loGH0)

339 I will be truly shocked if Korea and Taiwan and Japan didn't start crash atomic weapons programs by mid-November '20 at the latest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 03:15 PM (HnUIn)
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Me too. The Nips are touchy about nuclear weapons, so I would be that they the components on the shelf, as it were, to be assembled quickly as needed. That way they can claim to their people that they don't have nuclear weapons - but could have them in short order if needed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2024 03:19 PM (YqDXo)

340
I have matching scars on my forearms. I can't remember where I got them. I think playing with the dog. I tell everyone it from my wildlife rehabbing time. One was a bobcat and one was from a hawk.
😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:13 PM (+Wnnh)

I'm stealing these.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2024 03:19 PM (CmlIW)

341 84 I put on a necktie for my upcoming interview.

My weight loss shows in that process. All of my ties got quite a bit longer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 02:37 PM (HnUIn)

I prefer to say that my ties shrunk in the wash or something. Also, it's now fashionable for the bottom of the tie to end at about the belly button. At least in my mind...

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 29, 2024 03:20 PM (NMT5x)

342 @deadrody, the Algerian tranny has already been eliminated. I have not seen footage of the fight, but I'm going to look for it. Apparently "she" lost all 5 rounds to a Serbian real woman.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 29, 2024 03:20 PM (2cS/G)

343 China wants to take Taiwan as bloodlessly as they took Hong Kong. They don't have simpering Westerners (Brits) to hand it over so that complicates things, but if they bind them enough culturally and economically (already achieved), then convince them that China is better suited for them than anyone else (can you argue with that with the US / the West how it is now?) while building up your previously-huge military three-fold (both of which are in process)... Eventually they'll fold of their own volition. I don't think the time is far off from when the younger Taiwanese look up to China and between that and Chinese embedded corruption, vote to join the PRC...

Posted by: bearski at July 29, 2024 03:20 PM (Bhsk7)

344 I am coming out....of retirement and a few other places!

Posted by: Ray-Anne "Boom Boom" MANcini at July 29, 2024 03:20 PM (oyXpg)

345 Harris says she agrees with Biden’s Supreme Court reforms. Wonder if she has bothered to read them.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 03:20 PM (p4NUW)

346 women's events we'd like to see:

Eye-Rolling
You Know What You Did Hurdles
4x100 Nagging
Downhill Not Wanting To Talk About It
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 03:17 PM (/7KEl)

The Whats Wrong Nothing Yard Dash

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 03:20 PM (AQGfm)

347 Meanwhile, the next summer Olympics is scheduled to be held in LA, which has so much money it can afford to spend $3 billion on a light rail train that will have three stops to take people to/from the Olympics.

Attagirl, Karen Bass. Just take the money out of the budgets for welfare and "homeless" services.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

That was actually Garcetti. 20 for 28. Which were rail lines, connections, etc for the Olympics. That shit was baked in long ago.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 29, 2024 03:21 PM (FxH7T)

348 Mesa, AZ Republican mayor supports Harris. Wants her to be more like John McCain and work across the aisle to give AZ more.

This is todays Republican party on full display.

Posted by: Mike Pence at July 29, 2024 03:21 PM (/U5Yz)

349 Apparently "she" lost all 5 rounds to a Serbian real woman.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 29, 2024 03:20 PM (2cS/G)
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Don't mess with Serbians.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 29, 2024 03:21 PM (3Fz6p)

350 Harris says she agrees with Biden’s Supreme Court reforms. Wonder if she has bothered to read them.
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 03:20 PM (p4NUW)
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Hahahahahahaha...good one...Harris reading.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 03:21 PM (tT6L1)

351 The Whats Wrong Nothing Yard Dash
Posted by: ...

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If I have to tell you what the event is then what's the point.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at July 29, 2024 03:21 PM (loGH0)

352 Harris says she agrees with Biden’s Supreme Court reforms. Wonder if she has bothered to read them.
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 03:20 PM (p4NUW)

They're as much "his" reforms as they are hers.

It's a diktat and for some reason they want "Joe" to own it.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 03:21 PM (AQGfm)

353 ~~Downhill~~ Slalom Not Wanting To Talk About It

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Suggested edit

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 29, 2024 03:21 PM (6Tpok)

354 off traitorous sock

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 29, 2024 03:22 PM (/U5Yz)

355 346 women's events we'd like to see:

Eye-Rolling
You Know What You Did Hurdles
4x100 Nagging
Downhill Not Wanting To Talk About It
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 03:17 PM (/7KEl)

The Whats Wrong Nothing Yard Dash
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 03:20 PM (AQGfm)

Followed by the I'm fine jump...

Posted by: Inogame at July 29, 2024 03:22 PM (53oGX)

356 women's events we'd like to see:

Eye-Rolling
You Know What You Did Hurdles
4x100 Nagging
Downhill Not Wanting To Talk About It
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 03:17 PM (/7KEl)

The Whats Wrong Nothing Yard Dash
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 03:20 PM (AQGfm)

synchronized silent treatment

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 29, 2024 03:22 PM (UCRjB)

357 >>I'm getting 'something went wrong', did some lurking commie employee find it and have a snit?

We are getting a preview of what it looks like when they have to cheat so big that everyone on the planet knows the election was rigged.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2024 03:22 PM (LkLld)

358 women's events we'd like to see:

Eye-Rolling
You Know What You Did Hurdles
4x100 Nagging
Downhill Not Wanting To Talk About It
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024
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The Whats Wrong Nothing Yard Dash
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024

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The If I Buy Two I'll Save More Sprint

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 03:22 PM (J2vNu)

359 1st time ever I haven't rooted for an American team. I don't care who wins as long as it isn't America.

Snub the one female player that has ignited more enthusiasm and following for a shemale player.
Yay Brett Griner!

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:17 PM (+Wnnh)

Yeah, I'm in the same boat. Actual racism is stupid.

Posted by: pookysgirl, born and raised a Hawkeye at July 29, 2024 03:22 PM (dtlDP)

360 Mesa, AZ Republican mayor supports Harris. Wants her to be more like John McCain and work across the aisle to give AZ more.

This is todays Republican party on full display.
Posted by: Mike Pence at July 29, 2024 03:21 PM (/U5Yz)
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That same Mayor endorsed Hobbs. No idea why that idiot bothers to identify as Republican.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 03:22 PM (tT6L1)

361 Today we celebrate the Olympics. Because Olympians are Olympic, & they are at the Olympics being Olympian, so it's more important now to celebrate their Olympianism.
-Kamala Word Salad Generator

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:22 PM (+Wnnh)

362 66-kilogram is about 150 lbs. That's close to "middleweight" in American boxing. This is to say that a 150 lb male boxer can fucking hit. These are not little guys. Manny Pacquiao was knocking boxer's heads off at 140.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 29, 2024 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

Welterweight. Some of the greatest boxers in history competed at welterweight. Sugar Ray Leonard, Tommy Hearns, Duran etc. Add Hagler for middleweight with just a few pounds more.

Monsters all.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2024 03:17 PM (y9nCu)
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Correct. I chose "middleweight" to compare it to so those here who don't know anything about boxing could at least gleam from "middle" that this was a mid-weight and not a small guy. A non-boxing fan will have little idea what "welterweight" is.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 29, 2024 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

363 236 So what happens if someone brings a gun that they claim identifies as a boxing glove against one of these men?
Posted by: Louis Cypher at July 29, 2024 03:01 PM (a7MkF)

When he goes in for the clutch, smack him in the ding ding FTW.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 29, 2024 03:23 PM (sRfrW)

364 We do live in a Brawndo state.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 03:18 PM (tT6L1)

Right up there with Booty Sweat.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 03:23 PM (8+g7D)

365 360 Mesa, AZ Republican mayor supports Harris. Wants her to be more like John McCain and work across the aisle to give AZ more.

This is todays Republican party on full display.
Posted by: Mike Pence at July 29, 2024 03:21 PM (/U5Yz)
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That same Mayor endorsed Hobbs. No idea why that idiot bothers to identify as Republican.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 03:22 PM (tT6L1)

I'm sure the AZ GOP has a stern letter typed up...

Posted by: Inogame at July 29, 2024 03:23 PM (53oGX)

366 Don't forget one of our most celebrated Olympians is a tranny now.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 03:23 PM (B1dzx)

367 6 women's events we'd like to see:

Eye-Rolling
You Know What You Did Hurdles
4x100 Nagging
Downhill Not Wanting To Talk About It
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 03:17 PM (/7KEl)

The Whats Wrong Nothing Yard Dash
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 03:20 PM (AQGfm)

Followed by the I'm fine jump...
Posted by: Inogame at July 29, 2024 03:22 PM (53oGX)

and tripple jumping to conclusions

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 29, 2024 03:23 PM (UCRjB)

368 After the Orange Man is long, long gone -- then attack!

Posted by: zombie Sun Tzu at July 29, 2024 03:24 PM (wse2C)

369 women's events we'd like to see:

Eye-Rolling
You Know What You Did Hurdles
4x100 Nagging
Downhill Not Wanting To Talk About It
Posted by: Don Black

Towel folding
Sammich making
Dishwasher loading

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:24 PM (+Wnnh)

370 I suspect the Olympic ratings are the worst ever?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 29, 2024 03:24 PM (/U5Yz)

371 Chicks dig scars.

Posted by: Frank N. Stein at July 29, 2024 03:24 PM (mkqgH)

372 Harris says she agrees with Biden’s Supreme Court reforms. Wonder if she has bothered to read them.
Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024
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Hahahahahahaha...good one...Harris reading.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024

***
I'm sure she *can* read them. She just doesn't want to. It'll burden her, and she had to be unburdened, you know.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 03:24 PM (J2vNu)

373 365 That same Mayor endorsed Hobbs. No idea why that idiot bothers to identify as Republican.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 03:22 PM (tT6L1)

I'm sure the AZ GOP has a stern letter typed up...
Posted by: Inogame at July 29, 2024 03:23 PM (53oGX)

========

"Your endorsement of Kamala was an embarrassment. You didn't praise her nearly enough."
-Cindy McCain

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

374 Guy who was in the Senate for 36 years thinks that other people should be subjected to term limits.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2024 03:24 PM (uxCna)

375 Synchronized scissoring

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 29, 2024 03:24 PM (ufFY8)

376 The opposition was up %25 in pre election polls in Venezuela and the Marxists won %51
Good chance how our election will go

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 03:25 PM (fwDg9)

377 off traitorous sock

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 29, 2024 03:22 PM (/U5Yz)

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You're gonna have to be a hell of a lot more specific ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 29, 2024 03:25 PM (S/DpA)

378 369 women's events we'd like to see:

Eye-Rolling
You Know What You Did Hurdles
4x100 Nagging
Downhill Not Wanting To Talk About It
Posted by: Don Black

Towel folding
Sammich making
Dishwasher loading
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:24 PM (+Wnnh)

So, Mrs. Ino... can't load a dishwasher.
True story..

Posted by: Inogame at July 29, 2024 03:25 PM (53oGX)

379

Duk Koo Kim is now Duck if you have a quim!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2024 03:25 PM (x0n13)

380 "Your endorsement of Kamala was an embarrassment. You didn't praise her nearly enough."
-Cindy McCain
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)
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Stopped clapping before the bell rang.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 29, 2024 03:25 PM (3Fz6p)

381 and tripple jumping to conclusions
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 29, 2024

***
"I did not *jump* to conclusions. I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were."

Posted by: Buffy the Vampire Slayer at July 29, 2024 03:25 PM (J2vNu)

382 360. People like that, and open primaries are why I really do not care about party affiliation numbers.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 29, 2024 03:25 PM (7PziG)

383 335 144 Britney Griner's wife is pregnant I believe...
Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2024 02:45 PM (HJ9BW)

there's so much wrong with that sentence...
[sigh]

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 29, 2024 03:18 PM (Rbu5d)

Once you get used to hearing 'her wife' and 'his husband' it gets somehow normal.

Posted by: rick at July 29, 2024 03:26 PM (fYltx)

384 Mesa, AZ Republican mayor supports Harris. Wants her to be more like John McCain and work across the aisle to give AZ more.

This is todays Republican party on full display.
Posted by: Mike Pence at July 29, 2024 03:21 PM (/U5Yz)
-------------

That same Mayor endorsed Hobbs. No idea why that idiot bothers to identify as Republican.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 03:22 PM (tT6L1)

I'm sure the AZ GOP has a stern letter typed up...
Posted by: Inogame at July 29, 2024 03:23 PM (53oGX)

I mentioned it this morning that according to voter party registration stats AZ should be the most conservative state in the Union. Dems are definitely registering as Republicans.

Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 03:26 PM (B1dzx)

385 379

Duk Koo Kim is now Duck if you have a quim!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2024 03:25 PM (x0n13)

Or Tuck and pretend you've got a quim.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2024 03:26 PM (x0n13)

386 291 When I broke my ankle two years ago, people would ask me how it happened. They always seemed disappointed when I answered, "Stepped in a hole."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 29, 2024 03:12 PM (3Fz6p)

I know someone who tore his ACL in a freak gardening accident.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at July 29, 2024 03:26 PM (VGRuw)

387 I Dreamt He Was Cheating trials.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 29, 2024 03:26 PM (ufFY8)

388 I'm sure the AZ GOP has a stern letter typed up...
Posted by: Inogame

The AZ GOP is weak and lazy...mostly lazy.
We live part of the year in Navajo county. The GOP is shit here.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 29, 2024 03:26 PM (/U5Yz)

389 Posted by: Inogame at July 29, 2024 03:25 PM (53oGX)

I can't load one either. I've never had a dishwasher.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2024 03:26 PM (dTTBf)

390 376 The opposition was up %25 in pre election polls in Venezuela and the Marxists won %51
Good chance how our election will go
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 03:25 PM (fwDg9)

Our media is going to keep polls around 2-4% so it's more palatable.

Posted by: Inogame at July 29, 2024 03:26 PM (53oGX)

391 I'm sure the AZ GOP has a stern letter typed up...
Posted by: Inogame at July 29, 2024 03:23 PM (53oGX)
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Back when I lived in that area, Mesa was upper middle class. Nice homes, not wealthy, but, very well off.

If the city is still as I remember, then that city is full of AWFLs.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 03:26 PM (tT6L1)

392 My scars come from an anterior ligament repair, a racquet ball racquet to the side of the head and a fish filleting knife.
Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 03:14 PM (B1dzx)

sounds like the worst date ever. Was there a second one?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 29, 2024 03:26 PM (D7oie)

393 Chicks dig scars.
Posted by: Frank N. Stein at July 29, 2024 03:24 PM (mkqgH)

Woof.
https://youtu.be/ZztrDsOUJeI?si=TjIje7zLjPOB0uFb

Posted by: Elizabeth at July 29, 2024 03:26 PM (TcVeV)

394 Correct. I chose "middleweight" to compare it to so those here who don't know anything about boxing could at least gleam from "middle" that this was a mid-weight and not a small guy. A non-boxing fan will have little idea what "welterweight" is.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 29, 2024 03:23 PM

I met Ray Mancini in a bar and he's not a huge guy and I think his opponent died. When I met him it was back in the 80s but he didn't really look like some huge guy, at all.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2024 03:26 PM (CmlIW)

395 Senile Joe spent an entire week preparing for a debate. Kamala will spend no time in preparation. How will that affect results?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 29, 2024 03:27 PM (rY75g)

396 I take the same attitude towards the Olympics as I do the NFL: is someone tells me they watch the latter, the assumption is they are a cretin and tedious. The accuracy rate is north of seventy percent and rising.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 29, 2024 03:27 PM (KSNKu)

397 I'm stealing these.
Posted by: CaliGirl

😂😂😂

What's funny is, the only real hurt I suthat entire decade, was from a single squirrel bite by a knuckle. The dog has scarred me up worse. But it sounds cooler.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:27 PM (+Wnnh)

398 every summer girls would come back from their three weeks without FH and a bunch would have ankle injuries from stepping in holes on the beach

and they were young!

anyway seriously, is Inola Maher actually a female? does NOT look like it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 29, 2024 03:27 PM (s3qiR)

399 335 144 Britney Griner's wife is pregnant I believe...
Posted by: steevy at July 29, 2024 02:45 PM (HJ9BW)

there's so much wrong with that sentence...
[sigh]
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 29, 2024 03:18 PM (Rbu5d)

Already had the kid. Lil Brittney wants the kid to call her "Pops." Because she's a man. See how that works?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 29, 2024 03:27 PM (sRfrW)

400 389 Posted by: Inogame at July 29, 2024 03:25 PM (53oGX)

I can't load one either. I've never had a dishwasher.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2024 03:26 PM (dTTBf)

I rib her for it, but the list of things she takes care of is so long I'd never pretend to have a real problem.

Posted by: Inogame at July 29, 2024 03:28 PM (53oGX)

401 395. She only needs one moment to look sternly at Trump and say “I am speaking, shush” for it to be a “win.”

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 29, 2024 03:28 PM (7PziG)

402 I can't load one either. I've never had a dishwasher.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2024 03:26 PM (dTTBf)

The Bob and Tom skit about the smell coming from their dishwasher was hilarious back in the day.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 29, 2024 03:29 PM (ufFY8)

403 Female pole vaulters are hot!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 29, 2024 03:29 PM (oeKeQ)

404 Speaking of Boxing, anyone remember the name Peter McNeely?

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 29, 2024 03:29 PM (2cS/G)

405 She only needs one moment to look sternly at Trump and say “I am speaking, shush” for it to be a “win.”
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 29, 2024 03:28 PM (7PziG)
----------------

Kamala can't pull if off. She'll say it, trail off then cackle.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 03:29 PM (tT6L1)

406 I'm sure the AZ GOP has a stern letter typed up...
Posted by: Inogame at July 29, 2024 03:23 PM (53oGX)

Come, now, this dude is a safe bet as the GOP nominee/designated loser for the next stolen Arizona governor's race.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 29, 2024 03:30 PM (KSNKu)

407 When I broke my ankle two years ago, people would ask me how it happened. They always seemed disappointed when I answered, "Stepped in a hole."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 29, 2024 03:12 PM (3Fz6p)

I know someone who tore his ACL in a freak gardening accident.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff

Had a cow-orker step off a curb wrong and it resulted in a broken leg where his tibia looked like a barber pole.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:30 PM (+Wnnh)

408 >>> 401 395. She only needs one moment to look sternly at Trump and say “I am speaking, shush” for it to be a “win.”
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 29, 2024 03:28 PM (7PziG)

Needs to do the head shake thing, to be authentic and stuff.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 29, 2024 03:30 PM (FnneF)

409 See Joe also wants past Presidents to be charged with crimes
He has no idea what he is asking deluding himself he is as pure as the wind driven snow

Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 03:30 PM (fwDg9)

410 >I can't load one either. I've never had a dishwasher.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
-----

you live in a little house on the prairie, don't you 🏚

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 03:30 PM (/7KEl)

411 403 Female pole vaulters are hot!
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet!

I would like female gymnastics more if the contestants weren't so flat and spindly.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 29, 2024 03:30 PM (/U5Yz)

412 Posted by: Inogame at July 29, 2024 03:28 PM (53oGX)

That was very nice. I think we should have an Olympic event for nice genuine compliments men say about their wives.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2024 03:30 PM (dTTBf)

413 McNeeley, I meant.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 29, 2024 03:31 PM (2cS/G)

414 women's events we'd like to see:

Eye-Rolling
You Know What You Did Hurdles
4x100 Nagging
Downhill Not Wanting To Talk About It
Posted by: Don Black

Towel folding
Sammich making
Dishwasher loading
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods
......

nude synchronized swimming

Posted by: wth at July 29, 2024 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

415
What's funny is, the only real hurt I suthat entire decade, was from a single squirrel bite by a knuckle. The dog has scarred me up worse. But it sounds cooler.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:27 PM (+Wnnh)

Same, my injuries are because I'm clumsy, not because I'm moving a badger in chicken wire to the back of the ranch.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2024 03:31 PM (CmlIW)

416 Olympic sport for the gals-

Folding Fitted Sheets

Posted by: rick at July 29, 2024 03:31 PM (fYltx)

417 He has no idea what he is asking deluding himself he is as pure as the wind driven snow
Posted by: Skip at July 29, 2024 03:30 PM (fwDg9)
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GW, Obama and Clinton should all be nervous at that idea.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 29, 2024 03:31 PM (tT6L1)

418 Female pole vaulters are hot!
Posted by: ShainS

Pole vaulters and high jumpers. All you see is them from behind and short short shorts.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:31 PM (+Wnnh)

419 The bar in each debate will absurdly low for her. If i were trump, i would keep the mic off like he did with Biden.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 29, 2024 03:31 PM (7PziG)

420 She only needs one moment to look sternly at Trump and say “I am speaking, shush” for it to be a “win.”

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 29, 2024 03:28 PM (7PziG)

---------------

"And that little girl -- now wearing The Big Boy Pants sans diaper -- is me."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 29, 2024 03:32 PM (+mZtc)

421 women's events we'd like to see:

Eye-Rolling
You Know What You Did Hurdles
4x100 Nagging
Downhill Not Wanting To Talk About It
Posted by: Don Black

Towel folding
Sammich making
Dishwasher loading

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:24 PM (+Wnnh)
______________

Shoe shopping

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2024 03:32 PM (YqDXo)

422 Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 03:30 PM (/7KEl

No; I've mostly lived in an old house that never had one installed and don't see the need for it. Although little House On the Prairie sounds rather appealing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2024 03:32 PM (dTTBf)

423 Milei has refused to recognize the Venezuela results.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2024 03:32 PM (Dm8we)

424 Milei has refused to recognize the Venezuela results.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2024 03:32 PM (Dm8we)

Insurrection!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 29, 2024 03:33 PM (ufFY8)

425 That was very nice. I think we should have an Olympic event for nice genuine compliments men say about their wives.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2024 03:30 PM (dTTBf)

My wife is prettier than a badger in the moonlight.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 03:33 PM (AQGfm)

426
I know someone who tore his ACL in a freak gardening accident.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff

Had a cow-orker step off a curb wrong and it resulted in a broken leg where his tibia looked like a barber pole.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:30 PM (+Wnnh)
One of my friends took her kids trick or treating and tripped off of a curb, fell and broke her arm and wrist and had to have like an exoskeleton like thing on the outside of her wrist. She told people she tripped, I told her to say a mountain lion was after her kids.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 29, 2024 03:33 PM (CmlIW)

427 them from behind and short short shorts.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:31 PM (+Wnnh)

the suits the divers have are fantastic. those things split right up the middle of the cheeks...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 29, 2024 03:33 PM (UCRjB)

428 423 Milei has refused to recognize the Venezuela results.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2024 03:32 PM (Dm8we)

=======

Send in the army. Take Venezuela as a protectorate!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 29, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

429 Harris says she agrees with Biden’s Supreme Court reforms.
______________

Classic leftist stunt. Whenever something doesn't go their way, they want to change the rules. See, e.g., the Electoral College, and now this.

Reds, stop playing the refs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2024 03:33 PM (YqDXo)

430 Joe's Handlers' 'supreme court reform' will go nowhere

it's red meat for the left, it'll be a story for about a week, then Kamala will say something stupid again and we'll be on to that

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 03:33 PM (/7KEl)

431 I would like female gymnastics more if the contestants weren't so flat and spindly.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 29, 2024 03:30 PM (/U5Yz)

The do kinda look like they could break you, don't they?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 29, 2024 03:33 PM (sRfrW)

432
Don't forget one of our most celebrated Olympians is a tranny now.
Posted by: polynikes at July 29, 2024 03:23 PM (B1dzx)

Wouldn't have done it if he hadn't killed some AWFL with his SUV in Malibu. He started the trans scam a couple of months later while the case was still pending. Basically he tried and succeeded in making himself felony conviction-proof.

I still don't believe that he had his nuts and banana lopped off in the surgery he supposedly had done.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2024 03:33 PM (y9nCu)

433 ...I've never had a dishwasher.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2024 03:26 PM (dTTBf)

Dishwashers are awesome.

What I need now is a self-operating mower. A Loomba...

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 29, 2024 03:34 PM (JCLJi)

434 423 Milei has refused to recognize the Venezuela results.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Blinken is upset about how the election was implemented.

Rich.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 29, 2024 03:34 PM (/U5Yz)

435 That was very nice. I think we should have an Olympic event for nice genuine compliments men say about their wives.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 29, 2024 03:30 PM (dTTBf)

My wife is prettier than a badger in the moonlight.
Posted by: ...

My wife is purtier than a speckled pup under a Christmas tree.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:34 PM (+Wnnh)

436 Meanwhile, the USA Women's team is 1-for-11 from 3 at the close of the first half. Team USA has a 10 point lead because they are twice the size of the Japanese players and completely dominate the paint.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 29, 2024 03:34 PM (2cS/G)

437 Noodus courtiana

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 29, 2024 03:34 PM (J2vNu)

438 Joey little Marxist drones wrote the proposal about the courts . Joe doesn't have to be worried about being prosecuted because he isn't going to be around much longer

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 29, 2024 03:35 PM (9Lk6I)

439 Hot damn, that Italian backstroke gold medal winner is hot af.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2024 03:35 PM (sNvzL)

440 What I need now is a self-operating mower. A Loomba...
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question
_________

They make those. Seriously.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 29, 2024 03:35 PM (Dm8we)

441 Dishwashers are awesome.

What I need now is a self-operating mower. A Loomba...
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question

Call Nine Juan Juan.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:35 PM (+Wnnh)

442 nude synchronized swimming
Posted by: wth at July 29, 2024 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

I see we've finally gotten to the point in this silly ass discussion.

Can we have nekkid men, too, or would that be too much of a challenge for you?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 29, 2024 03:35 PM (sRfrW)

443 20 years without a dishwasher and 2 with one. It's no contest. One of the best things I ever did.

No better feeling than baking or cooking for three hours and immediately having a clean kitchen.

Posted by: ... at July 29, 2024 03:35 PM (AQGfm)

444 "My wife is cuter than a speckled pup."

judges?

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 03:35 PM (/7KEl)

445 431 I would like female gymnastics more if the contestants weren't so flat and spindly.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 29, 2024 03:30 PM (/U5Yz)

The do kinda look like they could break you, don't they?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief

Their legs would make good lemon squeezers or rock crushers.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 29, 2024 03:36 PM (/U5Yz)

446 432 Jenner just went off on ChatGPT when it said misgendering him was. Worse than an assassination attempt on Trump. She said to misgender her all day long and is looking to sue for tying her name to something that disgusting.

Posted by: Piper at July 29, 2024 03:36 PM (p4NUW)

447 I see we've finally gotten to the point in this silly ass discussion.

Can we have nekkid men, too, or would that be too much of a challenge for you?
Posted by: tcn in AK
---
Synchronized shrinkage

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 29, 2024 03:36 PM (iZbyp)

448 Pole vaulters and high jumpers. All you see is them from behind and short short shorts.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 29, 2024 03:31 PM (+Wnnh)

--------------

Indeed. I've mentioned before a few times my pubescent formative fixations on the rears & legs of female ice skaters like Janet Lynn and Dorothy Hamill back in the day.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 29, 2024 03:38 PM (cM9SK)

449 Fen, I kid of course

My dishwasher is out of service and I am hand washing currently.
I tried to fix it but broke it instead (I meant to do that).

It might be as old as the house 1985
I look forward to replaceing it after the renovations and painting are done

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 03:38 PM (/7KEl)

450 My Supreme Court reform package:

No women
All rulings have to be actually Constitutional
White wigs required

Posted by: rick at July 29, 2024 03:39 PM (fYltx)

451 This busty blonde with nice teeth very distantly remembers when "boys and girls are different" was not a controversial statement:
http://tiny.cc/k6sbzz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2024 02:57 PM (HnUIn)

Look... at... that. Call me kooky, but it makes me glad all my god given man circuits are fully armed and operational.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 29, 2024 03:40 PM (VwHCD)

452 Dorothy Hamill was also cuter than a speckled pup

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 03:40 PM (/7KEl)

453 I'm definitely watching this one. Dudes slapping women around the way G*d intended.

Posted by: Roberto at July 29, 2024 03:41 PM (QUC63)

454 Wise man say NOOd first

Posted by: zombie Sun Tzu at July 29, 2024 03:41 PM (wse2C)

455 Mens events:

Tire Change
What Is She Talking About (timed event)
Synchronized Mowing
Cinderblock Throw
Pull My Finger

Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 03:45 PM (/7KEl)

456 Will NBC cut away from the action to do a profile on him?

Posted by: Avi at July 29, 2024 04:17 PM (T4qa/)

457 Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 29, 2024 02:54 PM (8+g7D)

So funny with your nic! 😂😂😂

I am carnivore, if you can’t find v mom in time.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at July 29, 2024 04:28 PM (Vvh2V)

458 452 Dorothy Hamill was also cuter than a speckled pup
Posted by: Don Black at July 29, 2024 03:40 PM (/7KEl)

National Lampoon's Nadia Comaneci sketch from the 1978 That's Not Funny That's sick album,

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2024 04:40 PM (x0n13)

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