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Cheatle Resigns

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The DEI disaster Cheatle was pushed out of her job, finally.

It was the Democrats calling her resignation who forced her out, of course. These government incompetents never resign when a Republican demands it.

And there's an element of "it's not the crime, it's the cover-up." Congressmen, including Democrats, objected to her empty repetition of the mantra "the buck stops with me" while she simultaneously showed up for a hearing she had four days to prepare for with no answers. Many she did not know (or claimed not to know them), others she admitted she knew, but refused to say.

U.S. Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle resigned Tuesday in the wake of mounting pressure following the assassination attempt on former President Trump, Fox News confirmed.

Fox News reviewed the letter Cheatle sent to the U.S. Secret Service Tuesday morning, just a day after she taking bipartisan heat during testimony before the House Oversight Committee Monday and over a week after a would-be assassin Thomas Crooks attempted to take the life of Trump at his rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, on July 13.

"To the Men and Women of the U.S. Secret Service, The Secret Service's solemn mission is to protect our nation's leaders and financial infrastructure," Cheatle wrote in a letter to the agency. "On July 13th, we fell short on that mission."

Cheatle said that the "scrutiny" over the last week "has been intense and will continue to remain as our operational tempo increases."

"As your Director, I take full responsibility for the security lapse," she wrote.
Kimberly Cheatle testifies before the House Oversight and Accountability Committee

...

Biden, who did not fire Cheatle in the 10 days since the shooting, said he is "grateful to Director Kim Cheatle for her decades of public service," and that he will appoint a new director soon.

"As a leader, it takes honor, courage, and incredible integrity to take full responsibility for an organization tasked with one of the most challenging jobs in public service," Biden said. "We all know what happened that day can never happen again. As we move forward, I wish Kim all the best."

Did he say it, Fox News, or did one of his staffers issue a statement in his name?

"I love this agency, our mission, and the great men and woken who sacrifice so much every day," she wrote. "I have, and will always, put the needs of this agency first."

"In light of recent events, it is with a heavy heart that, I have made the difficult decision to step down as your Director," Cheatle wrote. "I plan on spending time with my Fritos."

That last part may have been fabricated.

Obviously she put the "needs of this agency" last, and only resigned when Democrats demanded her resignation.

Meanwhile, speaking of fabrication, the second-worst president of the modern age... is sadly still with us.

News that former President Jimmy Carter died on Tuesday does not appear to be true.

X (formerly known as Twitter) is blowing up right now because of an "announcement" that appears to have been originally posted by far-right political activist and internet personality Laura Loomer.

The post quickly began trending on social media, with many people retweeting it without taking a closer look. If they had, they would have noticed the multiple inaccurate statements specifically in paragraphs two through four.

Loomer seemed to have realized fairly quickly that the announcement was fake, but her tweet had already been retweet many, many times.

If Jimmy Carter can provide proof of life, why can't the Colander-in-Chief?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:05 PM




Comments

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2024 12:05 PM (QNSds)

2 I nooded.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 23, 2024 12:05 PM (O7YUW)

3 She didn't willingly leave, somebody forced her out.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2024 12:05 PM (QNSds)

4 Top 3?!?

Posted by: GMan-27 at July 23, 2024 12:05 PM (pgwxJ)

5 Part of the coverup.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 23, 2024 12:06 PM (/U5Yz)

6 Drat.

Posted by: GMan-27 at July 23, 2024 12:06 PM (pgwxJ)

7 Looks like the dims are trying to make Sonya Massey the new George Floyd.

Summer of Sonya?

Posted by: bed head at July 23, 2024 12:06 PM (Y1sOo)

8 Happy Tuesday Ace.
Good news just keeps rolling in.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 23, 2024 12:06 PM (t/2Uw)

9 Move along, nothing to see here. All is well.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 23, 2024 12:06 PM (/U5Yz)

10 Her replacement is Wimberly Tweadle.

Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2024 12:06 PM (LHPAg)

11 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 12:06 PM (6GRih)

12 Seppuku is the only honorable option.

Do it, bitch.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 12:07 PM (sW5jf)

13 >>> Happy Tuesday Ace.

And to you!

Posted by: ace at July 23, 2024 12:07 PM (KRtlO)

14 Carter's going to "outlive" *biden.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 23, 2024 12:07 PM (Q4IgG)

15 It is nice to claim another DEI scalp.

However, can you imagine how many DEI commies there are in a place like the State Department?

Trump has a lot of work to do.

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 23, 2024 12:07 PM (i7Q7S)

16 I got an ad on X last night with Kamala Harris saying that Trump "is an existential threat to our democracy".

Guess she's auditioning for another assassin.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 23, 2024 12:07 PM (uxCna)

17 It's OK. I've already been offered up a gig with MSNBC.

Posted by: Kimberly Cheatle at July 23, 2024 12:07 PM (m0WlR)

18 Don’t fall in to the Loomer trap. The Sergeant at arms of the SCOTUS gave me that advice.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 23, 2024 12:07 PM (9mfKN)

19 Her sorry ass should have been fired.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 23, 2024 12:07 PM (ZtyUu)

20 Good riddance

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at July 23, 2024 12:08 PM (htwKB)

21 I can't believe she had to be asked to quit, but then again, cleaning up the evidence takes time.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 23, 2024 12:08 PM (Ectld)

22 Maybe it was Carter's battery operated wheelchair that died. Or the bulb that flashes on/off when he tries to communicate.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 23, 2024 12:08 PM (N39Ws)

23 And just like firing the "president" of "harvard," the real power structure continues on after the figurehead is swapped out.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 12:08 PM (WeK1f)

24 Obviously she put the "needs of this agency" last, and only resigned when Democrats demanded her resignation.
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Not at all. You can be sure they demanded her resignation almost immediately, but she held out for a week.

She only resigned when they compensation package was in place.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2024 12:08 PM (HnUIn)

25 Looks like the dims are trying to make Sonya Massey the new George Floyd.

Race riots would provide a welcome distraction from the coup.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 23, 2024 12:08 PM (uxCna)

26 "Biden, who did not fire Cheatle in the 10 days since the shooting, said he is "grateful to Director Kim Cheatle for her decades of public service," and that he will appoint a new director soon."

============

That made me cackle like Kamala!

He's not appointing anyone to anything.

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 23, 2024 12:08 PM (i7Q7S)

27 Getting rid of your DEI hire is similar to removing a seriously buried up tick on your ballsack. Its tough, and its painful, and hard to get loose.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 12:08 PM (pohLc)

28 The susceptibility of all Americans is being greatly tested and it's only going to get worse. Everyone needs to be more vigilant, and to examine everything carefully.

That Cater announcement was a test. People glanced at it, but didn't actually read it, and believed it and spread it.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 23, 2024 12:08 PM (iRX3h)

29 Our Government is a mockery.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2024 12:08 PM (XV/Pl)

30 Her sorry ass should have been fired.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 23, 2024 12:07 PM (ZtyUu)

=====

Beat me to it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2024 12:09 PM (DRSnL)

31 If Jimmy Carter can provide proof of life, why can't the Colander-in-Chief?
++++
Probably because it would proof that his life is sort of only technically ongoing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2024 12:09 PM (HnUIn)

32 17 It's OK. I've already been offered up a gig with MSNBC.
Posted by: Kimberly Cheatle at July 23, 2024 12:07 PM (m0WlR)

Wayne LaPierre's offer to come work for the NRA not enough $$$?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 23, 2024 12:09 PM (N39Ws)

33 Cheatle looks like she's about to lose it. The pressure to remain quiet about her role in the assassination attempt must be off the hook. She most likely knows the participants in the conspiracy to kill Trump too.

Also, Cheatle didn't kill herself.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 23, 2024 12:09 PM (Q4IgG)

34 Maybe Biden should call Aerotek for a replacement. Whoever gets the role will be there temporarily. We hope.

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2024 12:09 PM (p4NUW)

35 As a leader, it takes honor, courage, and incredible integrity to take full responsibility

Fuck you, whichever shit-for-brains minion wrote that for Pedo Joe. Full responsibility comes with the job. You're not doing everyone a favor by "taking" responsibility. You are responsible if you're in that position.

Posted by: spindrift at July 23, 2024 12:09 PM (OguvZ)

36 Will her temporary replacement be any better in any way?

OK, I denounce myself for asking that dumb question.

Posted by: Gref at July 23, 2024 12:09 PM (5fDan)

37 "Carter's going to "outlive" *biden."

We can only hope.

Posted by: Dad of Six at July 23, 2024 12:09 PM (VpZau)

38 Cheatle-dumb, Cheatle-dee (fenestratus)

Posted by: stu-mic-o-sucks at July 23, 2024 12:09 PM (w9Wax)

39 >>>Don’t fall in to the Loomer trap. The Sergeant at arms of the SCOTUS gave me that advice.

right. For some reason, a lot of people take her seriously. A lot of people just trust anyone who claims to be MAGA, no matter how sketchy or opportunistic.

Posted by: ace at July 23, 2024 12:10 PM (KRtlO)

40 Carter's going to "outlive" *biden.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 23, 2024 12:07 PM (Q4IgG)

Going to?...

Posted by: InZona at July 23, 2024 12:10 PM (/zgHy)

41 Is it wrong that my very first thought was that they killed Carter to elicit sympathy away from Trump?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 23, 2024 12:10 PM (DBZuM)

42 It’s not enough. The person in charge at the Butler site along with whoever led the advance team should be fired. Along with the agent who couldn’t holster her weapon… and maybe a few others depending on what the investigation finds. Many heads should roll because this was cartoonish incompetence…. At best

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 23, 2024 12:10 PM (+v6WB)

43 Good afternoon Ace
Anyone think Cheat-em is packing up house this very minute and moving to a country without a extradition treaty?

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 12:10 PM (G3+Ni)

44 Ace, have you seen the las Vegas story about Biden having some kind of medical emergency but instead of taking him to a hospital, they put him on AF1 to Delaware. Now no one has seen him in person...but how can that be. No Secret Service? No doctors visiting? No media camped outside watching comings and goings? This is truly bizarre.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 23, 2024 12:10 PM (t/2Uw)

45 If Jimmy Carter can provide proof of life, why can't the Colander-in-Chief?
----------------------

C'ause he can't dance...

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcjzHMhBtf0

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at July 23, 2024 12:10 PM (EFZgU)

46 Maybe she can get a job at a DC Target or Apple store.

Posted by: Reforger at July 23, 2024 12:11 PM (xcIvR)

47 Oh, and I'm sure it's been noted here or elsewhere, the claim yesterday when she was being grilled, is that the SS director resigned after Reagan was shot.

No, he resigned about 8 months after Reagan's event, and it seemed to have nothing to do with his decision to resign.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 12:11 PM (WeK1f)

48 They don't want CheatleJuice talking. Down the memory hole.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 12:11 PM (NtVYv)

49 33 Cheatle looks like she's about to lose it. The pressure to remain quiet about her role in the assassination attempt must be off the hook. She most likely knows the participants in the conspiracy to kill Trump too.

Also, Cheatle didn't kill herself.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 23

If I had to guess, Cheatle doesn’t know anything about it and the FBI handled the messy part, if there is a messy part, and it’s hard to not believe there is a messy part. Even if you squint your eyes. The FBI is pretty good at these things and keeping their mouths shut. Impressively, actually.

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2024 12:11 PM (p4NUW)

50 Cheatle is the biggest crack in the conspiracy theory.

Unless she was okay being scapegoated and pushed out.

Would imagine she's secure for generations, but how many generations would be interesting to find out.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 23, 2024 12:11 PM (KbCG3)

51 Don’t fall in to the Loomer trap. The Sergeant at arms of the SCOTUS gave me that advice.

right. For some reason, a lot of people take her seriously. A lot of people just trust anyone who claims to be MAGA, no matter how sketchy or opportunistic.

Posted by: ace at July 23, 2024 12:10 PM


dan bongino was warning about that on his radio show yesterday.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2024 12:11 PM (QNSds)

52 All right, then.
Smoldering skull?

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 23, 2024 12:11 PM (zdLoL)

53 So, Cheatle on the ash-heap and Dr. Jill is going back to private practice. Good week, so far.

Posted by: Enjoying the Ride at July 23, 2024 12:12 PM (CV8a5)

54 Ah, so she resigned. I guess that means the issue is closed, and we will never get the details.

I can guarantee you that the retard dropped out because the bullet missed. There are no coincidences.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 23, 2024 12:12 PM (TmCGJ)

55 "Dr. Jill is going back to private practice."

Those poor children.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 23, 2024 12:12 PM (IHRQq)

56 cushy Lobbyist position soon to come.

Posted by: Shaftoe at July 23, 2024 12:13 PM (Rvxb7)

57 Morning.

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 12:13 PM (jEQU4)

58 >>47 Oh, and I'm sure it's been noted here or elsewhere, the claim yesterday when she was being grilled, is that the SS director resigned after Reagan was shot.

No, he resigned about 8 months after Reagan's event, and it seemed to have nothing to do with his decision to resign.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 12:11 PM (WeK1f)


We live in a context-free world now.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 23, 2024 12:13 PM (RXJdG)

59 So, the next director of the SS is going to be a black lesbian, right?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2024 12:13 PM (WPL6O)

60 Pretend Potato Joe is still capable, keep Mike Johnson out of Veep slot...

Posted by: anon at July 23, 2024 12:13 PM (lDq8n)

61 Golden Parachutes are gr-r-r-reat!

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 23, 2024 12:14 PM (n17eQ)

62
Let me step in here and accept full responsibility for what has happened over the last two weeks; I'm prepared to deal with the consequences.

Posted by: Auspex at July 23, 2024 12:14 PM (j4U/Z)

63 7 Looks like the dims are trying to make Sonya Massey the new George Floyd.

that's gonna be tough as she was a psycho

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 23, 2024 12:14 PM (s3qiR)

64 44 Ace, have you seen the las Vegas story about Biden having some kind of medical emergency but instead of taking him to a hospital, they put him on AF1 to Delaware. Now no one has seen him in person...but how can that be. No Secret Service? No doctors visiting? No media camped outside watching comings and goings? This is truly bizarre.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 23

We do have video of him coming off the plane in DE, though. The rumor was Johns Hopkins, but why would he go there and not Walter Reed? But he did land in DE. He needed help getting in the limo on the way to the airport, though, and that looked not good at all.

We never get to see who comes and goes to DE. Which is why he went there every darn weekend. The press remained very incurious about that.

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2024 12:14 PM (p4NUW)

65 I think I'll go for a walk!

Posted by: Jimmy C. at July 23, 2024 12:14 PM (IHRQq)

66 I'll bet Cheatle takes this real hard. Like Fort Marcy Park hard.

Posted by: Conspiracies, get yer conspiracies here! at July 23, 2024 12:14 PM (ohEAP)

67 This just in:

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Posted by: White House Press Statement at July 23, 2024 12:14 PM (LaNzR)

68 Come to me Kimberly.

Posted by: Fort Marcy Park at July 23, 2024 12:14 PM (/U5Yz)

69 Who was that one crackpot? A British journalist that ran a news site that went under. Real nutjob, claimed Trump was secretly arrested during his administration. What was her name?

That's who Laura Loomer reminds me of.

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 12:14 PM (jEQU4)

70 58 >>47 Oh, and I'm sure it's been noted here or elsewhere, the claim yesterday when she was being grilled, is that the SS director resigned after Reagan was shot.

No, he resigned about 8 months after Reagan's event, and it seemed to have nothing to do with his decision to resign.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 12:11 PM (WeK1f)


We live in a context-free world now.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 23, 2024 12:13 PM (RXJdG)

I didn't know this.

Neither did the guy who brought it up or the woman it was used against.

Two people who both would've benefitted from strong points.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 23, 2024 12:14 PM (KbCG3)

71 If Jimmy Carter can provide proof of life, why can't the Colander-in-Chief?
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:05 PM


I believe this is related to some of our discussion downstairs. Jimmy may have been a piss poor president, but he was and is a patriot. He did this to show his character, and to show the coup junta that it should be done.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 23, 2024 12:14 PM (MsrgL)

72 She's a Biden stooge. Now that he's gone, she was sure to follow. Her testimony was such an absolute disaster -- truly this woman is a fucking moron -- that even the Dums realized she had to go.

I mean, she had ONE JOB and she fucked that up. For conservatives, that one job was to protect Trump. For Democraps, that one job was to ensure Trump got murdered. She failed at both "one jobs."

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 23, 2024 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

73 54 Ah, so she resigned. I guess that means the issue is closed, and we will never get the details.


the congressional hearing continues today

of course, the DHS and FBI declined to show up for the hearing

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 23, 2024 12:15 PM (s3qiR)

74 So she keeps her pension, bennies, etc.
Sweet.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 23, 2024 12:15 PM (MeG8a)

75 It’s not enough. The person in charge at the Butler site along with whoever led the advance team should be fired. Along with the agent who couldn’t holster her weapon… and maybe a few others depending on what the investigation finds. Many heads should roll because this was cartoonish incompetence…. At best
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 23, 2024 12:10 PM (+v6WB)

Her resignation is part of the coverup. Governor Shapiro had operational control over ALL state resources at the event, and the small SS contingent may not have been in charge of anything other than protecting Trump's body. Which they did, more or less reasonably well.

So the fact there weren't more SS agents, or there wasn't more situational control for them is the main question here: Who really ordered the hit on the President?

Almost certainly not Pepsi Karen.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 12:15 PM (WeK1f)

76 69 Who was that one crackpot? A British journalist that ran a news site that went under. Real nutjob, claimed Trump was secretly arrested during his administration. What was her name?

That's who Laura Loomer reminds me of.
Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 12:14 PM (jEQU4)

Well, I just thought Loomer reminded me of Louise Mensch.

Maybe we're thinking same thing?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 23, 2024 12:15 PM (KbCG3)

77 Dave is preparing for his Oval Office address to the nation tomorrow

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 23, 2024 12:15 PM (cpxq+)

78 Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
Posted by: White House Press Statement at July 23, 2024 12:14 PM (LaNzR)

That's what he wants you to think.

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 12:15 PM (jEQU4)

79 Cheatle wrote. "I plan on spending time with my Fritos."
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And here I thought that was the affectionate pet name for her family...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2024 12:15 PM (BpYfr)

80 Big whoop. Like the dems have a shortage of DEI incompetents that toe the party line.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2024 12:15 PM (XHLnT)

81 She was the perfect boss. Didn't know shit from shinola. Loved her. She kept dick Cheney safe from the terrorists on 911. No Dorito was ever destroyed by the enemy during her tenure. We will miss you Miss Cheeto!

Posted by: The DEI Staff at July 23, 2024 12:15 PM (PFkF2)

82 So, the next director of the SS is going to be a black lesbian, right?

I think as long as they identify as a black lesbian it counts. Even if they present as a straight white male.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 12:15 PM (dZVON)

83 44 Ace, have you seen the las Vegas story about Biden having some kind of medical emergency but instead of taking him to a hospital, they put him on AF1 to Delaware. Now no one has seen him in person...but how can that be. No Secret Service? No doctors visiting? No media camped outside watching comings and goings? This is truly bizarre.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 23, 2024 12:10 PM (t/2Uw)
That's exactly what stupid people do when they're trying to put one over on America.

Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2024 12:15 PM (LHPAg)

84 I thought Laura Loomer was a known idiot? No?

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2024 12:15 PM (p4NUW)

85 Great, this frees her up to be Harris' VP pick

Posted by: Cave Johnson at July 23, 2024 12:15 PM (9tyOu)

86 "News that former President Jimmy Carter died on Tuesday does not appear to be true."

He wasn't on yesterday's manifest the Boss provides me. It would help if people would check with me first as to who is on the manifest. Mmmmkay.

Posted by: Uncle Screwtape at July 23, 2024 12:16 PM (K861k)

87 59 So, the next director of the SS is going to be a black lesbian, right?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2024 12:13 PM (WPL6O)

Mooshelle?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 12:16 PM (pohLc)

88 I believe this is related to some of our discussion downstairs. Jimmy may have been a piss poor president, but he was and is a patriot.

Don't. Don't you make be defend Jimmah Carter. Don't you do it!

Posted by: Archimedes at July 23, 2024 12:16 PM (xCA6C)

89 Stay Tuned for other tales of Official Lame Duckery. The chum is in the water and the Dems are eating their own.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 23, 2024 12:16 PM (pIfcn)

90 #29 on the heels of #28.

29 Our Government is a mockery.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Our people are a mockery. Did you read the Carter announcement? And see how many people fell for it, without even hesitating? If that was a test, whoever wrote it is either laughing or jotting down notes.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 23, 2024 12:16 PM (iRX3h)

91 87 59 So, the next director of the SS is going to be a black lesbian, right?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2024 12:13 PM (WPL6O)

Mooshelle?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 12:16 PM (pohLc)
---
Is it possible to be a lesbian and have a schlong?

Posted by: The Paolo at July 23, 2024 12:16 PM (oqH4h)

92 It is nice to claim another DEI scalp.
However, can you imagine how many DEI commies there are in a place like the State Department?
Trump has a lot of work to do.
Posted by: Jay in PA

Fire. Them. ALL.

Put the ranking Lance Corporal at each embassy in charge of U.S. relations until trustworthy staff can be drafted from unwilling candidates out of deep blood red states.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 23, 2024 12:16 PM (MsrgL)

93 Howdy Ace, Horde

Does anyone else here think of Don Cheadle when you see Cheatle? And think, "Man, I know Iron Patriot was lame, but why does everyone want to fire him?"

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 23, 2024 12:17 PM (ZelNj)

94 lol whoops

Posted by: ballistic at July 23, 2024 12:17 PM (oqH4h)

95 Well, I just thought Loomer reminded me of Louise Mensch.

Maybe we're thinking same thing?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 23, 2024 12:15 PM (KbCG3)

That's the one!

Put out the craziest shit you ever saw. At least Loomer keeps her crackpottery almost plausible.

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 12:17 PM (jEQU4)

96 66 I'll bet Cheatle takes this real hard. Like Fort Marcy Park hard.
Posted by: Conspiracies, get yer conspiracies here! at July 23, 2024 12:14 PM (ohEAP)

68 Come to me Kimberly.
Posted by: Fort Marcy Park at July 23, 2024 12:14 PM (/U5Yz)

It's a thing of beauty. Like a Goya of old people eating soup.

Posted by: Conspiracies, get yer conspiracies here! at July 23, 2024 12:17 PM (ohEAP)

97 I mean, she had ONE JOB and she fucked that up. For conservatives, that one job was to protect Trump. For Democraps, that one job was to ensure Trump got murdered. She failed at both "one jobs."

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 23, 2024 12:14 PM


Yet she gave herself and her team an A for the operation. Not sure how that grading curve works when you have one man murdered another wounded and the republican candidate for President shot and nearly killed, but here we are.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2024 12:17 PM (QNSds)

98 She'll be tipping back Mojito's with Lois Lerner in Grand Cayman by sunset. Laughing about the rubes that are paying their pensions.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 23, 2024 12:17 PM (/U5Yz)

99 I don't know about the rest of Teh Horde but I've hadenough excitement in the past three weeks to last me for the next ten years.

"Interesting times" doesn't even begin to cover it.

Posted by: creeper at July 23, 2024 12:17 PM (M6moH)

100 So, the next director of the SS is going to be a black lesbian, right?
------------
Whose dead-name was "Brian"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 23, 2024 12:17 PM (cpxq+)

101 "I think as long as they identify as a black lesbian it counts."

Hunter is getting really excited at the prospect.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 23, 2024 12:18 PM (Ectld)

102 Her resignation is not nearly enough. Every one of the shadowy figures who ordered this weaponized incompetence needs to be strung up for treason.

And not just because they plotted to kill Trump but also for there crimes against the citizenry and their subversion of the Constitution.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 23, 2024 12:18 PM (JOR6L)

103 So, the next director of the SS is going to be a black lesbian, right?

How did that leak?!

Posted by: Karin Jean-Pierre at July 23, 2024 12:18 PM (NCclz)

104 The whole assassination is starting to make the Kennedy assassination look straightforward-- there are a lot of facts that are not adding up.

But the key is Cheatle-- she was hired solely hide Biden's mental and physical decline. To lie to the American people.
Meaning, she has, this whole time, been working for someone else not the President.
Who is her handler? Who was she really reporting to?
Oh, and let's not forget that she deleted all her texts from around J6. Without consequences.
There is a big clue on who she really works for and who is really running things.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 23, 2024 12:18 PM (VTuWM)

105 I don't know about the rest of Teh Horde but I've hadenough excitement in the past three weeks to last me for the next ten years.

"Interesting times" doesn't even begin to cover it.


I'd like to see a plot of the number of visits to AOSHQ vs. time. I'll bet the numbers are currently through the roof.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 23, 2024 12:18 PM (xCA6C)

106 Ace, I wanted to thank you for the sugar glider clip on yesterday's Cafe. I didn't get to see it until after you had left the thread, but, after hectoring you to post one, really feel I need to express my gratitude.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 23, 2024 12:18 PM (tTbnc)

107 I am starting to wonder if this assassination attempt was a bigger plot than 1 person

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 12:19 PM (G3+Ni)

108 As I mentioned on JJ's thread, the bottom line here is that even the coup plotters need the SS to be competent.
You can't have random high schoolers taking out Kamala or Adam Schiff or something, or else we end up with every possible faction in DC taking out the others' candidates. That's why Democrats were yelling at Cheatle.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2024 12:19 PM (2ocoG)

109 We’re living through that Chinese curse.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 23, 2024 12:19 PM (rJ48h)

110 "the las Vegas story about Biden having some kind of medical emergency but instead of taking him to a hospital, they put him on AF1 to Delaware."

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Here is video of him walking up the steps on AF1 leaving from Vegas.

https://tinyurl.com/y6usrzwr

That "story" is another reason why everyone should be careful getting news from X. It was all clickbait BS

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 23, 2024 12:19 PM (i7Q7S)

111 I caught a YouTube the other day where Neil deGrasse Tyson was claiming that fallout from thermonuclear weapons is not a problem. It’s only the fission nukes that have that problem.

I’ve never heard anyone ever say this before.

I seem to recall that fallout from Castle Bravo (the 6Mt that was 15Mt) went of course by a wind change and a Japanese fishing boat was affected.

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2024 12:19 PM (RHGPo)

112 ---
Is it possible to be a lesbian and have a schlong?
Posted by: The Paolo at July 23, 2024 12:16 PM

Lia Thomas.
Caitlyn Jenner

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2024 12:19 PM (p4NUW)

113 I have no idea who Laura Loomer is,although her name gets brought up on here. I also have no idea why Travis Kelcy is considered to be in the closet, because I don't care about Tay-Tay and her boyfriend.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 12:19 PM (dTTBf)

114 the next director of the SS is going to be a black lesbian, right?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2024 12:13 PM (WPL6O)

Mooshelle?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 12:16 PM (pohLc)

She's a tranny. Sheesh. All that gender re-education for nothin'.

Posted by: DEI Re-Education Camp Coordinator at July 23, 2024 12:19 PM (K861k)

115 Did anyone see where Fox is saying First Vegetable will address the nation tomorrow?

Posted by: electronic means at July 23, 2024 12:19 PM (rjJqk)

116 Now, who the hell was the SS in charge in Butler, PA?

Posted by: profligatewaste at July 23, 2024 12:19 PM (W54U5)

117 Did Miss Cheetos staff salt her moving boxes with souper secret documents so the FBI can run a weapons free raid on her house a few months from now?

Posted by: torabora at July 23, 2024 12:20 PM (PFkF2)

118 @90

>>Our people are a mockery. Did you read the Carter announcement? And see how many people fell for it, without even hesitating?

Well, that sort of thing has been happening since there has been a Towne Crier.

Voting for a literal Meat Sack and continuing to support that meat sack takes a special brand of lunacy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2024 12:20 PM (XV/Pl)

119 I caught a YouTube the other day where Neil deGrasse Tyson was claiming that fallout from thermonuclear weapons is not a problem. It’s only the fission nukes that have that problem.

I’ve never heard anyone ever say this before.


Given that the trigger for a fusion bomb is a fission bomb, that seems unlikely.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 23, 2024 12:20 PM (xCA6C)

120 I guess, since the influence peddling gig is over, Hunter will be devoting his time to his art, and mebbe a passing interest in hookers and blow.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 12:20 PM (pohLc)

121 If I had to guess, Cheatle doesn’t know anything about it and the FBI handled the messy part, if there is a messy part, and it’s hard to not believe there is a messy part. Even if you squint your eyes. The FBI is pretty good at these things and keeping their mouths shut. Impressively, actually.
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2024 12:11 PM (p4NUW)

An oversimplification of the government's assassination attempts is to say the CIA creates the messes, and FBI cleans them up.

It's an oversimplication, but not really inaccurate.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 12:20 PM (J/Vr2)

122 Hasn't X been X for a couple of years, now?

Why do they have to keep reminding us that it used to be Twitter?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 23, 2024 12:20 PM (3Fz6p)

123 "I have, and will always, put the needs of this agency first."

Sure, but the agency does not put the country first. The "needs of the agency" is to protect the junta, and destroy those that challenge the junta (or DeepState, New World Order, whatever)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 23, 2024 12:20 PM (Cus5s)

124 I agree that her resignation is not enough. the disappearance of the comms recording is just a bridge too far. There are many others responsible for the security lapse and they should all be fired if not criminally charged.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 23, 2024 12:20 PM (t/2Uw)

125 They can make her Election Czar. She has the right name for it.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 12:21 PM (qrUD3)

126 Like i said earlier.. She resigned because she missed...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2024 12:21 PM (IyPmt)

127 Will Cheatle being removed/resigning keep her safe from accountability and help with the cover up?

We are all tired of the deep state getting away with this crap, and they cannot be allowed to get away with this one.

Posted by: Crazy at July 23, 2024 12:21 PM (I40X7)

128 [Per Bongino:]

1. Local PD were supposed to man the roof from which the assassin shot, but refused because "it was too hot." Secret Cervix failed to get that position covered.

2. The reason the counter-sniper team didn't fire when they had the assassin in their sights -- and waited for the muzzle flash before finally firing and killing him -- was they weren't sure if the shooter was one of their own or a local PD counter-sniper.

3. There was some minor explosion heard during the assassination attempt (causing fear that there was an additional attack coming), and was one reason why there was such a delay in the reaction by the Secret Cervix agents.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 12:21 PM (qC/Q1)

129 59 So, the next director of the SS is going to be a black lesbian, right?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2024 12:13 PM (WPL6O
Sure will, they even have one sitting around with nothing to do. She can get up in front of cameras and say 'Miss Scarlett, I don't know nothin' bout no sassnations.'

Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2024 12:21 PM (LHPAg)

130
There is a big clue on who she really works for and who is really running things.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

She works for Mayorkas and if we want to pick someone out who is a caricature of Dr. Evil, it’s that guy. He would steal the moon if he could.

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2024 12:21 PM (p4NUW)

131 66 I'll bet Cheatle takes this real hard. Like Fort Marcy Park hard.
Posted by: Conspiracies, get yer conspiracies here! at July 23, 2024 12:14 PM (ohEAP

Boss hasn't sent this evening's manifest?

Posted by: Uncle Screwtape at July 23, 2024 12:21 PM (K861k)

132 "I have no idea who Laura Loomer is"

You know that one crazy, hardcore aunt you have who does nothing but post MAGA theories and Trump memes on Facebook no matter how far out? She's like her, but manic depressive and off her meds.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 23, 2024 12:21 PM (IHRQq)

133 113 Howdy FenelonSpoke. Laura Loomer is a very brave investigative reporter and patriot.

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 23, 2024 12:21 PM (ZelNj)

134 I caught a YouTube the other day where Neil deGrasse Tyson was claiming that fallout from thermonuclear weapons is not a problem. It’s only the fission nukes that have that problem.
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There are some Japanese fisherman who would like to have a word with him.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 23, 2024 12:21 PM (3Fz6p)

135 REHOBOTH BEACH, Delaware (AP) — President Joe Biden will address the nation from the Oval Office on Wednesday evening on his decision to drop his 2024 Democratic reelection bid.

Biden posted on X that he would speak “on what lies ahead” and how he will “finish the job for the American people.” He will speak at 8 p.m. ET.

Posted by: electronic means at July 23, 2024 12:22 PM (rjJqk)

136 Laura Loomer makes Jim Hoft look statesmanlike.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 23, 2024 12:22 PM (vbbO2)

137 Good afternoon everyone. I haven't heard the Administration called 'in disarray' yet.

Imagine is the parties involved were reversed.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 12:22 PM (5Seyi)

138 Mayorkas lost his USSS political cut-out. Awesome.

A very rare event has just occurred - since the days of Slick's first term, this is the first time a MAJORITY Republican House committee, with significant DEM support, successfully depth-charged a sitting Dem director of a prominent federal agency and forced the director's resignation.

Could this, just possibly, be a harbinger event of a restoration of the Madisonian principal of a branch of government re-establishing its constitutional authority against another branch of government? I'm not holding my breath, but it's something.

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2024 12:22 PM (rj6Yv)

139 "Yet she gave herself and her team an A for the operation. "

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That's because she's THE BOSS, man! She is responsible and in charge. Answering questions and fixing stuff is not for THE GIRL BOSS, bro!

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 23, 2024 12:22 PM (i7Q7S)

140 News that former President Jimmy Carter died on Tuesday does not appear to be true.

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2024 12:22 PM (RHGPo)

141 I loved the Q&A when the Democrat representative asked her what the USSS director did when Reagan was shot, and she confidently answered, “He continued to serve.” Then the rep said, “No, he resigned.” What a worthless tool she is!

Posted by: Advo at July 23, 2024 12:22 PM (jO4mz)

142 [Reprising my comment earlier today:]

Now that they've gotten a scalp, the entire incident will be memory-holed faster than you can say "Afghanistan" or "Maui."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 12:23 PM (qC/Q1)

143 From my living memory, mumble mumble years now, this same crap always happens.

Congress yells at somebody, nothing ever happens when criminal charges are warranted, maybe they "resign" but maybe not, though what sort of penalty is that? Full pension and benefits and the rest of it. Cheatle is Retiring. Do they give her a gold watch or something?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2024 12:23 PM (vt1Qg)

144 I'd pretend to want her out if I were in on it & knew she had another safe landing ground. The dems/progressives weren't involved in some righteous act calling for her dismissal but rather political protection of themselves and theirs.

Posted by: L - If.... (Cellphone) at July 23, 2024 12:23 PM (LL19j)

145 Don't. Don't you make be defend Jimmah Carter. Don't you do it!
Posted by: Archimedes

I know, right. I despise that rat bastard with the heat of a super nova, fed through a 0.00001 micron sized black hole. The very idea of him setting an example of poise, statesmanship and ethics has me nauseous

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 23, 2024 12:23 PM (MsrgL)

146 Why do they have to keep reminding us that it used to be Twitter?

Because media types are incandescently angry that Musk allows anyone with $8 a month to have a blue checkmark. You used to have to be one of the Beautiful People, or at least they consider themselves beautiful.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2024 12:23 PM (2ocoG)

147 But the key is Cheatle-- she was hired solely hide Biden's mental and physical decline. To lie to the American people.
Meaning, she has, this whole time, been working for someone else not the President.
Who is her handler? Who was she really reporting to?
Oh, and let's not forget that she deleted all her texts from around J6. Without consequences.
There is a big clue on who she really works for and who is really running things.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

I think that pretty much nailed it. And now, with the events of July 13th, she is a liability, and has been tossed overboard. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!!

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 23, 2024 12:23 PM (vcOmj)

148 I'll bet Cheatle takes this real hard. Like Fort Marcy Park hard.
Posted by: Conspiracies, get yer conspiracies here! at July 23, 2024 12:14 PM (ohEAP
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Bitch couldn't guard an empty, crumpled up potato chip bag. I felt safer when she left.

Posted by: Chester Cheetah at July 23, 2024 12:23 PM (3Fz6p)

149 >>that's gonna be tough as she was a psycho

As if that'll matter. It won't be part of the narrative.

She checks the correct boxes as does the person who shot her.

Posted by: bed head at July 23, 2024 12:23 PM (Y1sOo)

150 The susceptibility of all Americans is being greatly tested and it's only going to get worse. Everyone needs to be more vigilant, and to examine everything carefully.

That Cater announcement was a test. People glanced at it, but didn't actually read it, and believed it and spread it.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus


Tell me about it.

Posted by: COVID-19 at July 23, 2024 12:24 PM (Wmh88)

151 I caught a YouTube the other day where Neil deGrasse Tyson was claiming that fallout from thermonuclear weapons is not a problem. It’s only the fission nukes that have that problem.

I’ve never heard anyone ever say this before.

I seem to recall that fallout from Castle Bravo (the 6Mt that was 15Mt) went of course by a wind change and a Japanese fishing boat was affected.
Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2024 12:19 PM (RHGPo)

I understand it also matters how close to the ground they are when they detonate. Like the reason Hiroshima and Nagasaki aren't wastelands is because those bombs detonated high up.

I dunno.

How about we just say it's magic and stick to mocking leftists and lusting over Mannix babes.

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 12:24 PM (WCgos)

152 So, the next director of the SS is going to be a black lesbian, right?
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Whose dead-name was "Brian"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 23, 2024 12:17 PM


That's the name of the robot floor cleaner at Sams. Someone got one of those kids bike license plates that says "Brian" and taped it on the front of the machine. I fvck with it every time I see it in the store.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2024 12:24 PM (QNSds)

153 So, the next director of the SS is going to be a black lesbian, right?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2024 12:13 PM (WPL6O)

Claudine Gay called, said she's tanned, rested, and ready.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 12:24 PM (HV+I2)

154 Laura Loomer looks good in a bikini. Thats the sum total of what I know about her.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 12:24 PM (pohLc)

155 X is kinda like the early internet. It's polluted with nasty and lots of stupid stuff. I betcha it hosts ascii pron.

Posted by: torabora at July 23, 2024 12:24 PM (PFkF2)

156
four seasons:

I am a WY lawyer. Provide a way to contact and I may be able to assist.

Posted by: Son of Quaker Sam at July 23, 2024 12:24 PM (6OgWq)

157 Posted by: Ribbed at July 23, 2024 12:21 PM (IHRQq)

I don't have any aunts still living. I'm that old. Thanks for the for the info. There seems to be some divergence of opinion on here about Laura Loomer..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 12:24 PM (dTTBf)

158 Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2024 12:22 PM (RHGPo)

Yes. But his spirit lives on!

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 23, 2024 12:25 PM (K861k)

159 Did you read the Carter announcement? And see how many people fell for it, without even hesitating? If that was a test, whoever wrote it is either laughing or jotting down notes.
Posted by: Taq


Well, to be fair, it was perfectly believable. Dude is 99 and has been in hospice for a while. And I did look it up online and I saw stories confirming it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 12:25 PM (v6JzV)

160 "I betcha it hosts ascii pron."

Giggety.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 23, 2024 12:25 PM (Ectld)

161 122 Hasn't X been X for a couple of years, now?

Why do they have to keep reminding us that it used to be Twitter?
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Cuz Elon X owns his own mothership.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 23, 2024 12:25 PM (n17eQ)

162 138 Could this, just possibly, be a harbinger event of a restoration of the Madisonian principal of a branch of government re-establishing its constitutional authority against another branch of government? I'm not holding my breath, but it's something.
Posted by: mrp at July 23

Let’s not get crazy. 😂

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2024 12:25 PM (p4NUW)

163 "There seems to be some divergence of opinion on here about Laura Loomer.."

She does have her followers, clearly.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 23, 2024 12:25 PM (Ectld)

164 X is kinda like the early internet. It's polluted with nasty and lots of stupid stuff. I betcha it hosts ascii pron.

Nope, free full-color samples from OnlyFans "models".

Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2024 12:25 PM (2ocoG)

165 "Did he say it, Fox News, or did one of his staffers issue a statement in his name?"

Thanks for the reaffirmation that Fox is little more than a B List propaganda organ for Soviet America.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 23, 2024 12:26 PM (KSNKu)

166 Could this, just possibly, be a harbinger event of a restoration of the Madisonian principal of a branch of government re-establishing its constitutional authority against another branch of government?
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It could be, that a left wing whack job calling for resignation just means their motivation for doing so is possibly quite different than what one might ordinarily expect from the other side of the aisle.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2024 12:26 PM (vt1Qg)

167 DO NOT TRUST ANY NEWS OR ANY BREAKING STORIES

Posted by: Max Power at July 23, 2024 12:26 PM (q177U)

168 I said this a few days ago, what the USSS needs are squat Guatemalan roofers with large sun hats.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 23, 2024 12:26 PM (xPJvm)

169 Biden posted on X that he would speak “on what lies ahead” and how he will “finish the job for the American people.” He will speak at 8 p.m. ET.

Posted by: electronic means at July 23, 2024 12:22 PM (rjJqk)

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So he intends to bankrupt if not kill all the rest of us while he still can?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 12:26 PM (qC/Q1)

170 Hasn't X been X for a couple of years, now?

Why do they have to keep reminding us that it used to be Twitter?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 23, 2024 12:20 PM (3Fz6p)
++++
Because "X" is a stupid name and is often used as a generic variable or placeholder. It's also very short (a single letter is as short as it gets) and so it's easy to lose in a string of text. Leaving it as simply "X" in coverage probably makes it easy to miss or lose, and its former name had huge brand recognition. Given his plans for it, I understand - I think - why Musk rebranded Twitter, but "X" is a pretty bad company name.

At this point, though, I suspect that the "X - formerly Twitter - " formation is more habit than anything else. It'll fade over time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2024 12:26 PM (HnUIn)

171 154 Laura Loomer looks good in a bikini. Thats the sum total of what I know about her.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 12:24 PM (pohLc)

She kinda looks like Morticia, if Morticia were hit in the face with a shovel.

Posted by: danged shovels at July 23, 2024 12:26 PM (ohEAP)

172 Nah, they pass bodily fluid back and forth between Jimmy & Joe.

Posted by: L - If.... (Cellphone) at July 23, 2024 12:26 PM (LL19j)

173 158 Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2024 12:22 PM (RHGPo)

Yes. But his spirit lives on!
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Franco never had a cape. Pinochet did. Pinochet for the fashion win.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 23, 2024 12:26 PM (n17eQ)

174 Speaking of sugar gliders, Abe Vigoda and I got new wingsuits last week and are flying the Alps later today. See you on the Cafe Thread!

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at July 23, 2024 12:26 PM (CV8a5)

175 I know Loomer is sometimes one fry short of a Happy Meal, but the truth is she is more often than not correct in her reporting. She wrote about Biden having a medical emergency a week before Schachtel, yet he's online trashing her because of the Jimmy Carter death report (which she quickly corrected): Oh look, she killed two presidents in 24 hours. LOL

It wouldn't surprise me if the Carter scoop was fed to her specifically to hurt her credibility, particularly since she has been reporting Biden's medical crises.

Wish our side would hold their fire once in a while.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 23, 2024 12:26 PM (3ImbR)

176 I caught a YouTube the other day where Neil deGrasse Tyson was claiming that fallout from thermonuclear weapons is not a problem. It’s only the fission nukes that have that problem.

Which is why kids across the United States were drinking milk irradiated with Iodine 131 and Strontium 90 in the mid-1950s.

What an idiot.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 23, 2024 12:27 PM (uxCna)

177 I found the Dems grilling her odd (although some went with the typical gun control angle) They never break ranks like this to criticize a fellow leftist. Some donor or the DNC must have pulled the plug on her.

Posted by: Ripley at July 23, 2024 12:27 PM (GUOwU)

178 Laura Loomer looks good in a bikini. Thats the sum total of what I know about her.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Jim Hoft does not look good in a bikini so perhaps I will reconsider.....

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 23, 2024 12:28 PM (vbbO2)

179 Welp, no longer a need to continue the investigation.

We should probably give more money to the USSS, they are obviously lacking resources and training.

Posted by: Mike Johnson at July 23, 2024 12:28 PM (/U5Yz)

180 "Laura Loomer looks good in a bikini."

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She's a very rough looking 33.

In 10 years she will look 70 years old.

Yikes.

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 23, 2024 12:28 PM (i7Q7S)

181 155 X is kinda like the early internet. It's polluted with nasty and lots of stupid stuff. I betcha it hosts ascii pron.
Posted by: torabora at July 23, 2024 12:24 PM (PFkF2)

I do not even know what that is and I am not about to look it up but... GOOD!

I love that X is a free speech zone.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 23, 2024 12:28 PM (JOR6L)

182 Cheatle looks like she's about to lose it. The pressure to remain quiet about her role in the assassination attempt must be off the hook. She most likely knows the participants in the conspiracy to kill Trump too.

Also, Cheatle didn't kill herself.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


All it takes is 4. Jill Biden, Kim PepsiCo, Agent on the ground to tell everyone to stand down & 1 FBI/CIA Agent handler.

The handler is most likely already out of the country. That just leaves Kim Pepsico and the Agent in charge on the ground. Because no one is going after Jill Biden.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 12:28 PM (6GRih)

183 I caught a YouTube the other day where Neil deGrasse Tyson was claiming that fallout from thermonuclear weapons is not a problem. It’s only the fission nukes that have that problem.
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I'm as much of a scientist as Bill Nye, so my guess is, that could be right in that they "burn cleaner."
So, it's an intense blast of short-lived radiation with little to no radioactive particles scattered?

Anyway, let's nuke the moon to test it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 23, 2024 12:28 PM (VTuWM)

184 Joes death is the mid-October surprise. Do it for Joe!!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 23, 2024 12:28 PM (7PziG)

185 If Twitter was still Twitter, they would have banned the word "coup" by now.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 23, 2024 12:28 PM (uxCna)

186 Bankrupt. Then kill once you're no longer productive...by their measure.

Posted by: L - If.... (Cellphone) at July 23, 2024 12:28 PM (LL19j)

187 Someone should let Kamala know she was picked because if she does lose, no big lose to the party. But if the decide to try a huge cheat party, she is perfect because anytime President Trump looks cross eyed at her, we are going to hear misogynist racist non stop.

I am torn. On one hand, I don’t want Trump to hold back, after all, if you want to run with the big dogs, you better be ready to run. On the other, I know it’s not a fair landscape in newsland, so I don’t want Trump to give them fodder. This is just a dumb place to live.

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2024 12:28 PM (p4NUW)

188 168 I said this a few days ago, what the USSS needs are squat Guatemalan roofers with large sun hats.
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They need Rooftop Koreans.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 23, 2024 12:28 PM (n17eQ)

189 151 I caught a YouTube the other day where Neil deGrasse Tyson was claiming that fallout from thermonuclear weapons is not a problem. It’s only the fission nukes that have that problem.
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Neil is a stupid person. You use an A bomb to trigger an H bomb so yes, there is fallout from an H Bomb. Most of the rest of it depends on components of the bombs used (cobalt is a particularly nasty addition) and whether it was an air or ground burst.

Bombs actually have signatures based on the mineral components used and NEST teams are trained in part on how to rapidly determine exactly where the components of a detonated nuke came from geographically.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2024 12:29 PM (RcRst)

190 Got the song for the outgoing Pepsi Praetorian right here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoyvvEWHodk

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 23, 2024 12:29 PM (W+kMI)

191 X is kinda like the early internet. It's polluted with nasty and lots of stupid stuff. I betcha it hosts ascii pron.
Posted by: torabora at July 23, 2024 12:24 PM (PFkF2)

I do not even know what that is and I am not about to look it up but... GOOD!

I love that X is a free speech zone.
Posted by: Redbanzai


Asci porn.

(.) (.)

Boobs

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 12:29 PM (6GRih)

192 [Per Bongino:]


Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 12:21 PM (qC/Q1)

For what it's worth, I don't trust Bongino.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 12:29 PM (eNYbm)

193 Biden posted on X that he would speak “on what lies ahead” and how he will “finish the job for the American people.” He will speak at 8 p.m. ET.

Posted by: electronic means at July 23, 2024 12:22 PM (rjJqk)


Wut? He he campaigned on needing Four More Years to Finish The Job!

Posted by: Gref at July 23, 2024 12:29 PM (5fDan)

194 Somehow, some way, Jamie Gorelick is connected.

Posted by: logprof at July 23, 2024 12:29 PM (ZT3zB)

195 Afternoon Ace. This entire year is turning into an Airplane movie . "Looks like I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 12:30 PM (qejsy)

196 This brunette cowgirl in a dress wonders how big a payout Cheatle is getting:
http://tiny.cc/0o5azz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2024 12:30 PM (HnUIn)

197 I suspect at least 9 out of 10 high level managers in the Fed guv are effectively clones of Cheatle. She is the prototype of what our government has become… proficient only in brown-nosing and bureaucratic-speak filled with acronyms….. a total joke and there are many thousands of them…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 23, 2024 12:30 PM (+v6WB)

198 Bombs actually have signatures based on the mineral components used and NEST teams are trained in part on how to rapidly determine exactly where the components of a detonated nuke came from geographically.
Posted by: whig


Pretty much Iran, N Korea or Russia.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 12:30 PM (6GRih)

199 All it takes is 4. Jill Biden, Kim PepsiCo, Agent on the ground to tell everyone to stand down & 1 FBI/CIA Agent handler.

The handler is most likely already out of the country. That just leaves Kim Pepsico and the Agent in charge on the ground. Because no one is going after Jill Biden.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 12:28 PM (6GRih)

Definitely worth reading Naomi Wolf's piece in the side bar.

Short version: there's no such thing as "last-minute" changes when it comes to people like the First Lady. Her making a sudden stop also in PA to speak to a small conference was done purposefully to draw resources from Trump.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 23, 2024 12:30 PM (KbCG3)

200 Neil deGrasse Tyson is the George Clooney of Robert Oppenheimers.

Posted by: stu-mic-o-sucks at July 23, 2024 12:30 PM (w9Wax)

201 I caught a YouTube the other day where Neil deGrasse Tyson was claiming that fallout from thermonuclear weapons is not a problem. It’s only the fission nukes that have that problem.
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I'm as much of a scientist as Bill Nye, so my guess is, that could be right in that they "burn cleaner."


Except again, every fusion bomb has a fission bomb inside it.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 23, 2024 12:31 PM (xCA6C)

202 Bombs actually have signatures based on the mineral components used and NEST teams are trained in part on how to rapidly determine exactly where the components of a detonated nuke came from geographically.
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2024 12:29 PM (RcRst)
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As fictionalized, IIRC, in "The Sum of All Fears" after Baltimore gets nuked.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2024 12:31 PM (HnUIn)

203 First thing Biden will announce his his new EO to ban 'assault weapons' This is almost guaranteed. Fight me.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 23, 2024 12:31 PM (/U5Yz)

204 I caught a YouTube the other day where Neil deGrasse Tyson was claiming that fallout from thermonuclear weapons is not a problem. It’s only the fission nukes that have that problem.

I’ve never heard anyone ever say this before.

I seem to recall that fallout from Castle Bravo (the 6Mt that was 15Mt) went of course by a wind change and a Japanese fishing boat was affected.
Posted by: SMOD

A thermonuclear blast would generate a lot of hot, "thermal" neutrons, which would transmute, ie, make radioactive, a lot of other elements. That is above and beyond what the fission "trigger" bomb does to create the temperature conditions for fusion to begin.
Tyson is a pretty smart guy, all in all, but he is talking through his hat on this topic.
That big light in the sky, the Sun, is a sustaining nuclear fusion reaction, and all manner of radiation comes at us from that. The Earth's magnetic field shields us from most of it, but a lot of the hot particles run down the north and south magnetic poles, and create the Aurora Borealis and Aurora Australis.
Radiation from the Sun is a big worry for astronauts on interplanetary flights to come.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 23, 2024 12:31 PM (vcOmj)

205 I caught a YouTube the other day where Neil deGrasse Tyson was claiming that fallout from thermonuclear weapons is not a problem. It’s only the fission nukes that have that problem.

I’ve never heard anyone ever say this before.

I seem to recall that fallout from Castle Bravo (the 6Mt that was 15Mt) went of course by a wind change and a Japanese fishing boat was affected.
Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2024 12:19 PM (RHGPo)
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NdT is a stupid smart person.

I guess on an aggregate level he could be considered to be correct since as nuclear weapons as a whole have matured, we have lessened the effects of fallout. However as other posters here have said, the primary stage of a fusion weapon is a fission weapon, so yeah.

Posted by: ballistic at July 23, 2024 12:31 PM (oqH4h)

206 I just saw the post correcting the Reagan SS director. That ruins a great line!

Posted by: Advo at July 23, 2024 12:31 PM (jO4mz)

207 170 At this point, though, I suspect that the "X - formerly Twitter - " formation is more habit than anything else. It'll fade over time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2024

He named it after his son with Grimes. That poor kid also has a stupid name. Let this be a lesson: don’t breed with females who are trying to turn themselves into elves.

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2024 12:31 PM (p4NUW)

208 Riddance, Cheatle.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at July 23, 2024 12:31 PM (gxokI)

209 I said this a few days ago, what the USSS needs are squat Guatemalan roofers with large sun hats.
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They need Rooftop Koreans.
Posted by: Pudinhead


Can rooftop Koreans work with slopes?

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 12:31 PM (6GRih)

210
Asci porn.

(.) (.)

Boobs
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 12:29 PM (6GRih)

Oh... so like making a calculator spell boobs when you flip it upside down :-D

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 23, 2024 12:32 PM (JOR6L)

211 3 She didn't willingly leave, somebody forced her out.
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The House oversight committee was unimpressed, to say the least. The Pepsi Praetorian managed to get AOC and Marjorie Taylor-Green to jointly agree that mistakes were made & she was incompetent. The threat to impeach made somebody at the embattled White House say "Oh HELL NAH, we have enough trouble already!"

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 23, 2024 12:32 PM (W+kMI)

212 I am torn. On one hand, I don’t want Trump to hold back, after all, if you want to run with the big dogs, you better be ready to run. On the other, I know it’s not a fair landscape in newsland, so I don’t want Trump to give them fodder. This is just a dumb place to live.
Posted by: Piper

Don't take counsel of your fears, live your life and Trump can run his campaign as he sees fit.

Realistically he will anyway because he have better information about the particulars of the voting public than any of us morons do (and that includes cheating mechanisms because most of them were used in 2020). Doesn't mean he can necessarily overcome it but the guy is a survivor and has motivation for him and his extended family to survive after the election.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2024 12:32 PM (RcRst)

213 First thing Biden will announce his his new EO to ban 'assault weapons' This is almost guaranteed. Fight me.

If he doesn't Kamalatoe will as soon as she seizes power. It was one of her campaign promises before dropping out in 2020.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 12:33 PM (dZVON)

214 So, if alive, Biden can hang out in the WH and issue endless XOs and fuck with Kamala? This could get real interesting.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 23, 2024 12:33 PM (n17eQ)

215 >>>At this point, though, I suspect that the "X - formerly Twitter - " formation is more habit than anything else. It'll fade over time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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It will become easier as his line of Xs become more popular.
X1, XaI are coming along nicely.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 12:33 PM (lCWOD)

216 Tyson is a pretty smart guy, all in all, but he is talking through his hat on this topic.

When, oh when, do I get my moment in the sun?

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson's Ass at July 23, 2024 12:33 PM (xCA6C)

217 The handler is most likely already out of the country. That just leaves Kim Pepsico and the Agent in charge on the ground. Because no one is going after Jill Biden.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 12:28 PM (6GRih)

Two handlers. One in the meatspace arena, and as you say gone. The other (or others) is in a govie fusion center data mining the crap out of Discord.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 23, 2024 12:33 PM (K861k)

218 Asci porn.

(.) (.)

Boobs
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods

Boob Thread!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 12:33 PM (5Seyi)

219 177 I found the Dems grilling her odd (although some went with the typical gun control angle) They never break ranks like this to criticize a fellow leftist. Some donor or the DNC must have pulled the plug on her.
Posted by: Ripley at July 23, 2024 12:27 PM (GUOwU

I'd read that her only real ally in the administration was Jill Biden, so it's natural that the people pushing Joe out would want Jill's girl pal out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2024 12:33 PM (wyMQY)

220 211 3 She didn't willingly leave, somebody forced her out.
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The House oversight committee was unimpressed, to say the least. The Pepsi Praetorian managed to get AOC and Marjorie Taylor-Green to jointly agree that mistakes were made & she was incompetent. The threat to impeach made somebody at the embattled White House say "Oh HELL NAH, we have enough trouble already!"
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 23, 2024 12:32 PM (W+kMI)

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Chealte was in the position because she was friends with Jill. Her inability to do the job, or her willingness to...let things slide, is easily replicatable. There are thousands in the administration who could take her place.

She just had no power by herself. Toss her. Move on. Act like all is well now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

221 This brunette cowgirl in a dress wonders how big a payout Cheatle is getting:
http://tiny.cc/0o5azz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2024 12:30 PM (HnUIn)


You're doing quite well today, good sir!

Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2024 12:33 PM (RhGG0)

222

Step off bitch, this is my corner....

Posted by: Kim Che, Korean Pron Star at July 23, 2024 12:34 PM (aS4jF)

223 Definitely worth reading Naomi Wolf's piece in the side bar.

Short version: there's no such thing as "last-minute" changes when it comes to people like the First Lady. Her making a sudden stop also in PA to speak to a small conference was done purposefully to draw resources from Trump.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


Yeah. Those appearances are scripted weeks ahead.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 12:34 PM (6GRih)

224 As the elite World turns.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 23, 2024 12:34 PM (J8LnB)

225 None of this was on my Black Swan list. Now that I think about it Space aliens would have been more believable.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 23, 2024 12:34 PM (t/2Uw)

226 Oh... so like making a calculator spell boobs when you flip it upside down :-D
Posted by: Redbanzai at July 23, 2024 12:32 PM (JOR6L)
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59009.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 23, 2024 12:34 PM (3Fz6p)

227 Jimmy-Wan Carternobi said to Loomer, "If you strike me down, an even more incompetent president will take my place."

Posted by: Wally at July 23, 2024 12:34 PM (hqVaF)

228 The media's lack of curiosity is the number one reason I believe Pedo Joe has gone to see Satan.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 23, 2024 12:34 PM (17s+e)

229 206 I just saw the post correcting the Reagan SS director. That ruins a great line!

Posted by: Advo at July 23, 2024 12:31 PM (jO4mz)

Kind of makes it better for me. She had an out and was too ignorant of the facts to take advantage.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 23, 2024 12:34 PM (KbCG3)

230 When, oh when, do I get my moment in the sun?
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson's Ass at July 23, 2024 12:33 PM (xCA6C)


Wear sunscreen. Trust me on this one.

Posted by: Josh Brolin at July 23, 2024 12:34 PM (PiwSw)

231 21 I can't believe she had to be asked to quit, but then again, cleaning up the evidence takes time.
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True, she had to go out there and stonewall while the FBI did their cleaning operation and they served NDAs to all the Fed agents involved, and someone pushed a black SUV into a lake. But this is 2024, not 2011, and so she had to take the fall.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 23, 2024 12:35 PM (W+kMI)

232 I guess it's normal to have some sniper aiming at the protectee during a rally..
I'm calling bullshit on the excuse they didn't know if tardboy was a counter sniper. How many counter snipers wear shorts to work? How many use an off the shelf AR as their sniper rifle?

Posted by: Reforger at July 23, 2024 12:35 PM (xcIvR)

233 Asci porn.


There's an unformulated EBCDIC porn joke in here somewhere.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 12:35 PM (5Seyi)

234 He named it after his son with Grimes. That poor kid also has a stupid name. Let this be a lesson: don’t breed with females who are trying to turn themselves into elves.
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2024 12:31 PM (p4NUW)

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He doesn't seem too choosy about who he breeds with.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2024 12:36 PM (DRSnL)

235 I caught a YouTube the other day where Neil deGrasse Tyson was claiming that fallout from thermonuclear weapons is not a problem.

I'm not going to say that Neil deGrasse Tyson was a DEI hire whose sole claim to fame was being part of a panel which demoted beloved planet Pluto.

I will, however, point out that he's an "astrophysicist" and, as such, is spouting crap outside his "field of expertise".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 23, 2024 12:36 PM (U7wke)

236 Anyway, let's nuke the moon to test it.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 23, 2024 12:28 PM (VTuWM)

A nuke in space would be somewhat anti climatic, as here in earth the energy is carried by the atmosphere which does most of the damage.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 12:36 PM (pohLc)

237 Oh... so like making a calculator spell boobs when you flip it upside down :-D
Posted by: Redbanzai


Exactly! ASCII is just what characters are found on they keyboard.

( . ) ( . )

Bigger boobs.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 12:36 PM (6GRih)

238 181 155 X is kinda like the early internet. It's polluted with nasty and lots of stupid stuff. I betcha it hosts ascii pron.
Posted by: torabora at July 23, 2024 12:24 PM (PFkF2)

I do not even know what that is and I am not about to look it up but... GOOD!

I love that X is a free speech zone.
Posted by: Redbanzai at July 23, 2024 12:28 PM (JOR6L)

good and bad - X is indeed the best free speech zone on the net, but threads are impossible to follow, and what is sent to your main feed seems almost random, no matter who you're following.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 23, 2024 12:36 PM (wyMQY)

239 Cheatle can join Lois Lerner in a blissful retirement on Sanibel Island.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 23, 2024 12:37 PM (vbbO2)

240 http://tiny.cc/0o5azz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2024 12:30 PM (HnUIn)

I think she's more of a dirty blonde.

A most delicious dirty blonde.

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 12:37 PM (u9Rzq)

241 Is it possible to be a lesbian and have a schlong?
Posted by: The Paolo at July 23, 2024 12:16 PM

Lia Thomas.
Caitlyn Jenner
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2024 12:19 PM (p4NUW)


"Michelle" Obama

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 23, 2024 12:37 PM (U7wke)

242 Exactly! ASCII is just what characters are found on they keyboard.

( . ) ( . )

Bigger boobs.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 12:36 PM (6GRih)
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For the love of God, do not do Nancy Pelosi boobs.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 23, 2024 12:37 PM (3Fz6p)

243 221 This brunette cowgirl in a dress wonders how big a payout Cheatle is getting:
http://tiny.cc/0o5azz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2024 12:30 PM (HnUIn)


My pocket range finder says 38DD before the lenses steamed up.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 23, 2024 12:37 PM (/U5Yz)

244 I guess it's normal to have some sniper aiming at the protectee during a rally..
I'm calling bullshit on the excuse they didn't know if tardboy was a counter sniper. How many counter snipers wear shorts to work? How many use an off the shelf AR as their sniper rifle?
Posted by: Reforger at July 23, 2024 12:35 PM (xcIvR)

How many counter snipers point their rifles at a former president of the United States for 10+ minutes and don't respond to radio net queries?

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2024 12:37 PM (rj6Yv)

245 For what it's worth, I don't trust Bongino.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 12:29 PM (eNYbm)

Never trust the Po-Po. Ever. As told to me as a youngin' by my Uncle, a 30 year police officer for local PD and DC Capitol Police.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 23, 2024 12:37 PM (K861k)

246
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Posted by: ASCII Nancy Pelosi at July 23, 2024 12:37 PM (HnUIn)

247 I'm not convinced Neil deGrasse Tyson is even that smart - He has produced basically no independently published work. Plus his response to getting proved wrong was basically 'Well I remember it differently'.

Posted by: Ryan Frank at July 23, 2024 12:37 PM (fgmuN)

248 196 This brunette cowgirl in a dress wonders how big a payout Cheatle is getting:
http://tiny.cc/0o5azz
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Nice!! She must be the gal that Toby Keith made a song or two about.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 23, 2024 12:38 PM (W+kMI)

249 I guess it's normal to have some sniper aiming at the protectee during a rally..
I'm calling bullshit on the excuse they didn't know if tardboy was a counter sniper. How many counter snipers wear shorts to work? How many use an off the shelf AR as their sniper rifle?
Posted by: Reforger


And why would he point at the protectee?

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 12:38 PM (6GRih)

250 Nooooooooo!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 23, 2024 12:38 PM (3Fz6p)

251 According to Pooky, AF1 shaking means they were redlining the engines and are probably looking at least $20k in repairs (he was out before inflation skyrocketed, so that would be 2016-ish dollars). He also says they made "pretty good time" getting from LV to Dover AFB.

To me, the whole thing looks like Biden clearly had more than the sniffles.

Posted by: pookysgirl, consulting the expert at July 23, 2024 12:38 PM (dtlDP)

252 Our long national nightmare is over.

Posted by: MSM at July 23, 2024 12:38 PM (elO/o)

253 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2024 12:30 PM (HnUIn)

Well, at least this boobette wasn't as stupid as the last one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 12:38 PM (dTTBf)

254 Wish our side would hold their fire once in a while.
Posted by: IrishEi

The other side lies with abandon and instantly wipes out those inoperative statements along with NPC amnesia.

I'll take making errors now and then as long as you admit it. Part of the price of 'news' (even when it was supposedly objective). The issue is that every important news story should be triangulated before assuming anything is correct and that takes time that is not worth it for most events like Jimmy Carter's demise or not. Same as other celebutards as in many cases, their obituaries have already been written for those skating on a banana peel by being close to death anyway.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2024 12:38 PM (RcRst)

255 When, oh when, do I get my moment in the sun?

Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson's Ass at July 23, 2024 12:33 PM (xCA6C)

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Maybe Musk will send you on a one-way trip to Pluto.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 12:38 PM (dqMsZ)

256
The letter I saw was from the OFFICE OF JIMMY CARTER and looked official. Five or six paragraphs.

Since been deleted. Weird week in politics.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 23, 2024 12:39 PM (RKVpM)

257 Has anyone said it yet? Kim Cheatle did not kill herself...

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 23, 2024 12:39 PM (OX9vb)

258 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 23, 2024 12:37 PM (vbbO2)

Lois Lerner could not figure one-fourth of 300,000 because she wasn't "good at math," and she was head of the NFP division of IRS. The entire federal hiring system is a joke.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump/Vance 2024 at July 23, 2024 12:39 PM (wGerL)

259
( X )( X )

Pasties..

Posted by: Reforger at July 23, 2024 12:39 PM (xcIvR)

260 Yeah. Those appearances are scripted weeks ahead.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024

They have to go out and hunt couches in the wild to make a dress. That takes time.

Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2024 12:40 PM (p4NUW)

261 good and bad - X is indeed the best free speech zone on the net, but threads are impossible to follow, and what is sent to your main feed seems almost random, no matter who you're following.
Posted by: Tom Servo


It took awhile to decipher this free for all. I'm not learning another one.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 12:40 PM (6GRih)

262 Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 23, 2024 12:39 PM (OX9vb)

Well, I definitely wouldn't want to be Kim Cheatle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 12:40 PM (dTTBf)

263 I'm not going to say that Neil deGrasse Tyson was a DEI hire whose sole claim to fame was being part of a panel which demoted beloved planet Pluto.

I will, however, point out that he's an "astrophysicist" and, as such, is spouting crap outside his "field of expertise".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 23, 2024 12:36 PM (U7wke)

I just call him That Pluto Hatin' Sonovabitch.

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 12:40 PM (u9Rzq)

264 Getting a scalp is nice but the much bigger information is to get the real story of what happened at the rally. It was clearly an organized effort, there are way too many "mistakes" that allowed this to happen.

Congress better not stop digging to get the truth or it will happen again.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2024 12:40 PM (LkLld)

265

Posted by: ASCII Bad Boob Job at July 23, 2024 12:40 PM (HnUIn)

266 > Has anyone said it yet? Kim Cheatle did not kill herself...
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Me @ 33

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 23, 2024 12:40 PM (Q4IgG)

267 To me, the whole thing looks like Biden clearly had more than the sniffles.
Posted by: pookysgirl

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If he did actually have Covid, elderly dementia patients with multiple comorbities are top of the list to crash from getting it.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2024 12:40 PM (RcRst)

268 They have to go out and hunt couches in the wild to make a dress. That takes time.
Posted by: Piper



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 12:40 PM (6GRih)

269 Whoa. That sure didn't work.

Posted by: ASCII Bad Boob Job at July 23, 2024 12:40 PM (HnUIn)

270 169 Biden posted on X that he would speak “on what lies ahead” and how he will “finish the job for the American people.” He will speak at 8 p.m. ET.
Posted by: electronic means at July 23, 2024 12:22 PM (rjJqk)

So why not go straight to this instead of the mysterious twitter post, the pathetic "I'm Sick" post, the drop out note on plain stationary, the afterthought endorsement of Kamala and the going into hiding?

Posted by: Auspex at July 23, 2024 12:41 PM (j4U/Z)

271 Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris Jul 20
As Vice President, I see @JoeBiden when the cameras are on and when the cameras are off—in the Oval Office, in the Situation Room, and on the campaign trail.

Joe Biden is a leader who fights for the American people.

America First Legal @America1stLegal 11h
Kamala knew of Biden’s declining health but posted this just 48 hours ago. She is at the center of the coverup.

Congress must investigate what she knew and when she knew it.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 12:41 PM (wse2C)

272 They have to go out and hunt couches in the wild to make a dress. That takes time.
Posted by: Piper at July 23, 2024 12:40 PM (p4NUW)
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This is what comes from the near-extermination of the Nauga.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 23, 2024 12:41 PM (3Fz6p)

273 (i)

Butt stuff.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 23, 2024 12:41 PM (/U5Yz)

274 Neil degrassi High School is so smart he was telling NASCAR fans that a car going 200 mph would fly off the track WHILE cars in Atlanta were going 200 mph and not flying off the track.

Yeah, more than a little overrated.

Posted by: Wally at July 23, 2024 12:41 PM (hqVaF)

275 Pudding cups for everyone, on me!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 12:41 PM (JvZF+)

276 He named it after his son with Grimes.

I thought it was named after the Ansari X Prize for private space travel. Musk wasn't able to stand up SpaceX in time to actually compete in it, but he was ultimately the real winner since he's the only US-based company able to build and launch (and land) working rockets.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2024 12:42 PM (2ocoG)

277 Reddit is convinced that Trump is totes scared of Kamala.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 23, 2024 12:42 PM (7PziG)

278 Bombs actually have signatures based on the mineral components used and NEST teams are trained in part on how to rapidly determine exactly where the components of a detonated nuke came from geographically.
Posted by: whig

Depends entirely on where the uranium ore was shipped for refinement and centrifuging. Typically, that is from either the US or Australia, believe it or not, who are the two biggest miners of uranium rich ore in the world. Not just uranium ore, by the way, but rich in extractable U235, not U238...

Posted by: Boswell at July 23, 2024 12:42 PM (K+UlC)

279 Don't believe anything you see on X, it's all trolls.

Posted by: TC at July 23, 2024 12:43 PM (FjlUt)

280 Reddit is convinced that Trump is totes scared of Kamala.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 23, 2024 12:42 PM (7PziG)

=====

I like Reddit for some things, but overall they're on par with DU.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2024 12:43 PM (DRSnL)

281 About time. She was a despicable person as an SS clown and even worse she was a terrible director. Thanks Jill Biden.

Posted by: Wyatt Earm at July 23, 2024 12:43 PM (L7NSt)

282 As Vice President, I see @JoeBiden when the cameras are on and when the cameras are off—in the Oval Office, in the Situation Room, and on the campaign trail.

I don't even think she writes most of her own tweets.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 12:43 PM (dTTBf)

283 So Cheatle resigns. That closes the books on this story.

Time to move on to record breaking fundraiding haul from small donors for Kamala Harris.

She's Historic!!

- our Crappy 'News' Media

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 23, 2024 12:43 PM (nIBG7)

284
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( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Hangin' 10 at July 23, 2024 12:43 PM (w9Wax)

285 Ugh, I can't even put up my right name.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2024 12:43 PM (L7NSt)

286 INTENT, not "incompetence."

Posted by: Beverly at July 23, 2024 12:43 PM (Epeb0)

287 Well, at least this boobette wasn't as stupid as the last one.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Fen, why do you assume they're stupid? Because they have big boobs.

I have known (not Biblically, unfortunately) many large-breasted women who were also quite intelligent.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 12:43 PM (v6JzV)

288 196 This brunette cowgirl in a dress wonders how big a payout Cheatle is getting:
http://tiny.cc/0o5azz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2024 12:30 PM (HnUIn)

Howdy Ma’am …

*** tips 🧢 ***

Posted by: browndig nosing about at July 23, 2024 12:43 PM (TTAGa)

289 277 Reddit is convinced that Trump is totes scared of Kamala.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 23, 2024 12:42 PM (7PziG)

=======

Reddit thought Biden was in great shape.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 12:43 PM (GBKbO)

290 As the elite World turns.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 23, 2024 12:34 PM (J8LnB)

----------------

These are the daze of our lives ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 12:44 PM (dqMsZ)

291 I thought it was named after the Ansari X Prize for private space travel. Musk wasn't able to stand up SpaceX in time to actually compete in it, but he was ultimately the real winner since he's the only US-based company able to build and launch (and land) working rockets.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 23, 2024 12:42 PM (2ocoG)

Yeah....well um...yeah.

Posted by: Boeing at July 23, 2024 12:44 PM (K861k)

292 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 14h
NOW - Kamala speaks to Biden over phone at campaign HQ: "It is so good to hear our President's voice. Joe, I know you're still on the reco... on the call... and we've been talking everyday..."

Shem Horne @Shem_Infinite 14h
She actually said it. That's so crazy. She said the one thing she couldn't say.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhmrhmz
41 seconds; sounds like she almost said "recording" to me too.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 12:44 PM (wse2C)

293 Congress must investigate what she knew and when she knew it.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 12:41 PM

Why bother with another show trial. It's obvious to anyone who is sane that she and the media etc. lied through their teeth.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 23, 2024 12:44 PM (ewjUl)

294 "...finish the job"
Posted by: electronic means at July 23, 2024 12:22 PM (rjJqk)

Ominous

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 12:44 PM (qrUD3)

295
Congress better not stop digging to get the truth or it will happen again.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2024 12:40 PM


I believe they will because they realize next time it could be them in the snipers scope. From an even greater distance. Even AOC had a handle on the distance.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 23, 2024 12:44 PM (RKVpM)

296 I'm not scared of Kamala. I'm worried about "the machine." Dems are fired up. They'll turn out. They'll make swing states close enough for "the machine" to put their candidate over the top.

Kamala is a figurehead, same as Biden.

The Machine just needs to be close enough to go over the top in November. A few key cities in a few key states. That's all it takes

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 23, 2024 12:44 PM (pZ0Mr)

297 Biden has had all the covid shots. It's quite possible they will kill his sorry, stupid, perverted, lying, stealing, grifting, influence peddling, treasonous, child molesting ass.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 12:44 PM (pohLc)

298 *biden's message is pre-recorded. 8PM is way past his bedtime.

Probably took 3876 takes between last Monday and this afternoon to piece together. It's horseshit theater.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 23, 2024 12:45 PM (Q4IgG)

299 I thought it was Kamala who finishes jobs.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 12:45 PM (qrUD3)

300 @211

>>The House oversight committee was unimpressed, to say the least.

She may have survived if she had provided even a tiny nugget of information.

She came with nothing. Literally nothing.

And now she's gone.

Or Alternatively...

CANNONBALL!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2024 12:45 PM (XV/Pl)

301 More asci pron...

(_!_)

Posted by: creeper at July 23, 2024 12:45 PM (M6moH)

302 This is what comes from the near-extermination of the Nauga.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight

This made me laugh.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 23, 2024 12:45 PM (t/2Uw)

303 About time. She was a despicable person as an SS clown and even worse she was a terrible director. Thanks Jill Biden.
Posted by: Wyatt Earm


She might, at one time, been competent when she was just an agent on Biden's VP detail. But that's a galaxy away from being the Director.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 12:45 PM (6GRih)

304 Biden has had all the covid shots. It's quite possible they will kill his sorry, stupid, perverted, lying, stealing, grifting, influence peddling, treasonous, child molesting ass.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 12:44 PM


Last I recall reading is biden had the initial two jabs followed by four boosters. The more shots you got the more covid you got according to the CDC.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2024 12:46 PM (QNSds)

305 This brunette cowgirl in a dress wonders how big a payout Cheatle is getting:
http://tiny.cc/0o5azz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2024 12:30 PM (HnUIn)


Actually, she's contemplating the slope of the roof behind her.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 23, 2024 12:46 PM (U7wke)

306 Congress must investigate what she knew and when she knew it.
_____

Bring her in for questioning!
*rolls up sleeves*
- Jim Jordan

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 23, 2024 12:46 PM (nIBG7)

307 Probably took 3876 takes between last Monday and this afternoon to piece together. It's horseshit theater.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 23, 2024 12:45 PM

I'd like to FOIA the blooper reel.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 23, 2024 12:46 PM (ewjUl)

308 I thought it was Kamala who finishes jobs.
Posted by: ...


Chevy Chase ". . . well, you don't really 'blow . . '"
-- SNL when it was pretty good

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 12:46 PM (5Seyi)

309 Ugh, I can't even put up my right name.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2024 12:43 PM (L7NSt)

---------------

At least it wasn't "Wyatt Ears."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 12:46 PM (dqMsZ)

310 300 She came with nothing. Literally nothing.

And now she's gone.

Or Alternatively...

CANNONBALL!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2024 12:45 PM (XV/Pl)

=====

I doubt it. They needed a fall guy.

I'm more convinced that Biden dropped out because of a failed hit than the idea that Cheatle had any chance of surviving as head of the Secret Service.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

311
Posted by: Wyatt Earm at July 23, 2024 12:43 PM

I believe Wyatt is sending us a coded message about the Trump assassination attempt.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 23, 2024 12:46 PM (RKVpM)

312 Top Security Chiefs Snub Congress: Secret Service, FBI, and Homeland Security Heads Reportedly Refuse to Testify on Day Two of Trump Assassination Inquiry

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 23, 2024 12:47 PM (/U5Yz)

313 If he did actually have Covid, elderly dementia patients with multiple comorbities are top of the list to crash from getting it.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2024 12:40 PM (RcRst)

But someone was doing the risk/reward calculations and decided that the reward of getting him home was worth the risk of destabilizing the elderly/dementia patient's health. I'm curious as to who made that call.

Posted by: pookysgirl, always with the unanswered questions at July 23, 2024 12:47 PM (dtlDP)

314 She might, at one time, been competent when she was just an agent on Biden's VP detail.
------------
So, she's seen him naked?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 23, 2024 12:47 PM (3Fz6p)

315 NOW - Kamala speaks to Biden over phone at campaign HQ: "It is so good to hear our President's voice. Joe, I know you're still on the reco... on the call... and we've been talking everyday..."

Shem Horne @Shem_Infinite 14h
She actually said it. That's so crazy. She said the one thing she couldn't say.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhmrhmz
41 seconds; sounds like she almost said "recording" to me too.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 12:44 PM


He's dead Jim.

Posted by: Doctor "Bones" McCoy at July 23, 2024 12:47 PM (QNSds)

316 X is named x for two reasons, I believe. The first is that X is close to SpaceX and automatically puts them league with a hip "Future" company. And, everyone does this "X formally Twitter" to absolutely remind people and punch the face of the Dem assholes that USED to run it! HA, HA ! (Munce laugh!)

Posted by: catman at July 23, 2024 12:47 PM (4HMlb)

317 Figured someone was on it, Martini Farmer @33.

*fistbump

Gotta go back to work now, news interlude is over for me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 23, 2024 12:47 PM (OX9vb)

318 ascii porn is kind of adorable

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 23, 2024 12:47 PM (s3qiR)

319 Biden has had all the covid shots. It's quite possible they will kill his sorry, stupid, perverted, lying, stealing, grifting, influence peddling, treasonous, child molesting ass.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


Biden has had a dozen saline shots. No way in hell they give POTUS an untested vaccine 💉

Especially at his age.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 12:48 PM (6GRih)

320 It's weird to me how the same crowd that thinks there are no objective criteria distinguishing men from women are positive that Pluto isn't a planet.

Posted by: Neil Seems Dumb at July 23, 2024 12:48 PM (ohEAP)

321 (*)( .)


bad boob job

Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2024 12:48 PM (/7KEl)

322 She might, at one time, been competent when she was just an agent on Biden's VP detail.
------------
So, she's seen him naked?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 23, 2024 12:47 PM


Pretty sure she has and that was the hook she used to get her appointment I am willing to bet.


Now that biden is out of the race the blackmail stuff wont work anymore.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2024 12:48 PM (QNSds)

323 When the Harris appointee happens, and it'll be hers not his, you could run the same committee hearing just minus the calls to resign, and every non-answer will repeat.

The meeting prep, I'm sure, was a couple hours with Majorkas and Donolin.

We'll never get the facts of the attempted assassination.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 23, 2024 12:48 PM (onAMJ)

324 305 This brunette cowgirl in a dress wonders how big a payout Cheatle is getting:
http://tiny.cc/0o5azz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2024 12:30 PM (HnUIn)

Actually, she's contemplating the slope of the roof behind her.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 23, 2024 12:46 PM (U7wke)
_____

If the slope is too steep, her mammaries may slip out over the top of her dress. Too dangerous for sure.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 23, 2024 12:48 PM (nIBG7)

325 Kim Cheatle will be so distressed that she will wrap herself in chains and throw herself into the Potomac, after shooting herself twice in the back of the head.
It will take a while to identify her body, since the coroner's staff will be overworked, due to the two dozen other bodies found in the same condition this week.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 23, 2024 12:49 PM (lKBCK)

326 NOW - Kamala speaks to Biden over phone at campaign HQ: "It is so good to hear our President's voice. Joe, I know you're still on the reco... on the call... and we've been talking everyday..."

Shem Horne @Shem_Infinite 14h
She actually said it. That's so crazy. She said the one thing she couldn't say.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhmrhmz
41 seconds; sounds like she almost said "recording" to me too.

Posted by: andycanuck


Smartest whore in town.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 12:49 PM (6GRih)

327 I'm sure with pay.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at July 23, 2024 12:49 PM (ytSiK)

328 @310

>>I doubt it. They needed a fall guy.

Perhaps, but she couldn't even answer Friendly Democrat softball questions.

If you want to know the truth, she's probably gone because she refused to condemn the easy access to military style assault ghost guns purchased through Gun Show Loopholes without universal background checks.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2024 12:49 PM (XV/Pl)

329 Didn't Joe say (to the nation) if you get the covid shot you won't get covid?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 23, 2024 12:49 PM (JeYYB)

330 Well, at least this boobette wasn't as stupid as the last one.
>>>>Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 12:38 PM (dTTBf)

Women are always the biggest misogynists.

Posted by: Test Field at July 23, 2024 12:50 PM (y7tvB)

331 Cheatle released a new statement:

"I would like to assure all Americans that their snack foods are all safe.

I am once again on the job preventing snack crackers, chips, and yes! even pretzels from breaking and spilling out of the bag...no matter the personal danger to myself.

As of this hour be aware that there is no longer an danger of a single can of Frito Brand Jalapeño Bean Dip catching an assassin bullet and winding up splattered all over your grocery store aisles.

This I swear to you.

God Bless You All and God Bless Frito-Lay!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2024 12:50 PM (eDfFs)

332 *biden's message is pre-recorded. 8PM is way past his bedtime.

Probably took 3876 takes between last Monday and this afternoon to piece together. It's horseshit theater.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 23, 2024 12:45 PM (Q4IgG)

------------------

I remember referring to him jokingly as Max Headroom back during the 2016 campaign ... and here we are.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 12:50 PM (dqMsZ)

333 The SS must despise that meme. They look like candy asses

Posted by: Enough BS at July 23, 2024 12:50 PM (2NXcZ)

334 Fen, believe me, guys like boobs and usually in all sizes. At least that has been my theory.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2024 12:50 PM (L7NSt)

335 I doubt it. They needed a fall guy.

I'm more convinced that Biden dropped out because of a failed hit than the idea that Cheatle had any chance of surviving as head of the Secret Service.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

The House Dems are now keenly aware that their own jobs are on the line. Never mind what kind of shenanigans their masters are up to, every single one of them is up for re-election this year.

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2024 12:50 PM (rj6Yv)

336 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 12:43 PM (v6JzV)

I don't really assume they're stupid. This is part of the little routine between Joe and myself. He posts some obvious thing that anyone who is a conservative woman and someone fairly intelligent would know) and I make fun of them. BTW, I don;t think all boobettes are stupid, nor do I think all women with big breasts are dumb. Com'on.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 12:50 PM (dTTBf)

337 So will Biden's "live" address tomorrow be "live," or will it be AI?

It certainly won't be in front of the press.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 23, 2024 12:50 PM (onAMJ)

338 God Bless You All and God Bless Frito-Lay!
Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2024 12:50 PM (eDfFs)
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Piss off, bitch.

Posted by: Chester Cheetah at July 23, 2024 12:50 PM (3Fz6p)

339 So the powers that be decided to turn off or adjust joes meds unless and until he dropped out.

This isn't a giant leap to take after the last decade of... whatever the fuck is going on

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 23, 2024 12:51 PM (XLfSN)

340 Well, at least this boobette wasn't as stupid as the last one.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 12:38 PM (dTTBf)
----
You mad bro?

Posted by: ballistic at July 23, 2024 12:51 PM (oqH4h)

341 He doesn't seem too choosy about who he breeds with.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2024 12:36 PM (DRSnL)


Any port in a storm. -- Elon Musk's tallywhacker

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 23, 2024 12:51 PM (U7wke)

342 @318

>>ascii porn is kind of adorable

This is how it was in the BBS era, sharing ascii porn and cute cat pictures.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2024 12:51 PM (XV/Pl)

343 " the second-worst president of the modern age... is sadly still with us."

Negative. 3rd worst, tops. You've got Earflaps the Fey and Joey BoogerEater (known as the Stroke) above him on the (s)hit parade.

Could probably make a case for the clintonian junta being worse as well, but meh.

Posted by: AstronautJones at July 23, 2024 12:51 PM (PVBqf)

344 "I caught a YouTube the other day where Neil deGrasse Tyson was claiming that..."

Why would you believe anything uttered by a guy whose older and more articulate brother Mike beat the shit out of him every day?!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 23, 2024 12:51 PM (gfztU)

345 Kim Cheatle will be so distressed that she will wrap herself in chains and throw herself into the Potomac, after shooting herself twice in the back of the head.
It will take a while to identify her body, since the coroner's staff will be overworked, due to the two dozen other bodies found in the same condition this week.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 23, 2024 12:49 PM (lKBCK)

Taking notes, to improve the processes.

Posted by: Hilly Rodham Clinton at July 23, 2024 12:51 PM (K861k)

346 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 14h
NOW - Kamala speaks to Biden over phone at campaign HQ: "It is so good to hear our President's voice. Joe, I know you're still on the reco... on the call... and we've been talking everyday..."

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 12:44 PM (wse2C)


Bizarre. I'm coming around to the idea that she is baked 24/7.

Posted by: spindrift at July 23, 2024 12:51 PM (OguvZ)

347 (*)( .)


bad boob job
Posted by: Don Black

Perhaps signaling a right hand turn.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 12:51 PM (5Seyi)

348 (○(○

Big nipples

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 23, 2024 12:51 PM (MsrgL)

349 I thought it was Kamala who finishes jobs.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 12:45 PM (qrUD3)

Happy Finish

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2024 12:52 PM (pVWRI)

350
This I swear to you.

God Bless You All and God Bless Frito-Lay!
Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2024 12:50 PM (eDfFs)

LOL

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2024 12:52 PM (rj6Yv)

351 Cool pic up top.

Should have been a flat 1:12 slope roof though. About same slope as ADA walkways requiring NO markings for slope.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 23, 2024 12:52 PM (cOq4q)

352 X is not all trolls. the new format which allows for long posts is pretty informative and easy to get news fast. Also quite a few of us, including Ace, use the medium.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 23, 2024 12:52 PM (t/2Uw)

353 https://tinyurl.com/bdhmrhmz
41 seconds; sounds like she almost said "recording" to me too.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 12:44 PM (wse2C)
===
Definitely.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 12:52 PM (JvZF+)

354 "So will Biden's "live" address tomorrow be "live," or will it be AI?"

It's bidunce. Every address out of that puppet is AI.

Posted by: AstronautJones at July 23, 2024 12:52 PM (PVBqf)

355 When the Harris appointee happens, and it'll be hers not his, you could run the same committee hearing just minus the calls to resign, and every non-answer will repeat.

The meeting prep, I'm sure, was a couple hours with Majorkas and Donolin.

We'll never get the facts of the attempted assassination.
Posted by: Mr Gaga


We still haven't gotten the real truth of the Kennedy assassination.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 12:52 PM (6GRih)

356 The handler is most likely already out of the country. That just leaves Kim Pepsico and the Agent in charge on the ground. Because no one is going after Jill Biden.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 12:28 PM (6GRih)
'Thomas, do this for your country. You know you want to, it will make you look big and strong throughout the universe. And you'll make me happy, you want me to be happy and treat you special, don't you?'
- handler gently strokes Crooks' thigh and thinks 'what the hell kind of name is Crooks?

Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2024 12:52 PM (LHPAg)

357 bad boob job
Posted by: Don Black
****

Called them lizard tits back in the day

Posted by: bed head at July 23, 2024 12:52 PM (Y1sOo)

358 >>>t least it wasn't "Wyatt Ears."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024


Good point.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 23, 2024 12:52 PM (L7NSt)

359 To me, the whole thing looks like Biden clearly had more than the sniffles.
Posted by: pookysgirl, consulting the expert at July 23, 2024 12:38 PM (dtlDP)


He gets cranky if he misses the start of Matlock.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 23, 2024 12:53 PM (U7wke)

360 Posted by: ballistic at July 23, 2024 12:51 PM (oqH4h)

Nope; Not at all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 12:53 PM (dTTBf)

361 Shem Horne @Shem_Infinite 14h
She actually said it. That's so crazy. She said the one thing she couldn't say.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhmrhmz
41 seconds; sounds like she almost said "recording" to me too.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 12:44 PM (wse2C)

Good lord, that's pathetic.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 12:53 PM (vsd0N)

362 Peachy Keenan @KeenanPeachy 19h
When Trump saw that his supporters thought he was dead, he made a point to give them proof of life, despite his bleeding head wound, so they would be reassured he had lived.

Biden shows no such care and courtesy to his supporters -- 82 million people, left to worry and wonder about his health and whereabouts.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 12:53 PM (wse2C)

363 ( ♤ )( ♤ )

Nipple art?

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 23, 2024 12:53 PM (MsrgL)

364 Speaking of boobs. I have noticed over the last few years a proliferation of large boobs on small women. Wondering if the price of boobs being down to used car rates might have something to do with it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 12:53 PM (pohLc)

365 BREAKING: White House Announces New Secret Cervix Director and Show Tunes Aficionado, Nina Jankowicz. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 12:53 PM (dqMsZ)

366 NOW - Kamala speaks to Biden over phone at campaign HQ: "It is so good to hear our President's voice. Joe, I know you're still on the reco... on the call... and we've been talking everyday..."

Shem Horne @Shem_Infinite 14h
She actually said it. That's so crazy. She said the one thing she couldn't say.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhmrhmz
41 seconds; sounds like she almost said "recording" to me too.

Posted by: andycanuck


Smartest whore in town.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 12:49 PM (6GRih)
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She also looks and sounds high as fuck

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 23, 2024 12:53 PM (iFTx/)

367 335 The House Dems are now keenly aware that their own jobs are on the line. Never mind what kind of shenanigans their masters are up to, every single one of them is up for re-election this year.
Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2024 12:50 PM (rj6Yv)

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I keep coming to two data points.

The first is that I've seen two polls that showed that a clear majority of the public blamed Biden and Democrat messaging against Trump for the assassination attempt. That creates a combination need of closing this down and redirecting.

The second is that before the assassination attempt, the DNC leaked their internals showing Trump up by 2 in New Mexico. New Mexico. I'm distrustful of polling, but internal polling has the money and incentive to get it right. (leaks make it questionable, of course, it was obviously part of the narrative to drop Biden)

I think Democrats are fucked. They have to cheat at a scale so large that DU will go, "That's not right." Putting a brown face on that doesn't make it better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)

368 Emojies screwed up ASCII pron.

Posted by: Reforger at July 23, 2024 12:54 PM (xcIvR)

369 She might, at one time, been competent when she was just an agent on Biden's VP detail.

Incompetent? Have there been any other successful attempt on Biden, Harris or any other politician in the last few years of her reign?

What happened in PA was not incompetence. She's been denying Trump's requests for additional security for years. You don't come up with an excuse for not having an agent on an obvious site like the building roof 150 yards from the stage because the roof was too slopy.

This was intentional.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2024 12:54 PM (LkLld)

370 362 Peachy Keenan @KeenanPeachy 19h
When Trump saw that his supporters thought he was dead, he made a point to give them proof of life, despite his bleeding head wound, so they would be reassured he had lived.

Biden shows no such care and courtesy to his supporters -- 82 million people, left to worry and wonder about his health and whereabouts.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 12:53 PM (wse2C)

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Except his supporters don't give a shit about him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)

371 I stll want to know who was the officer in charge of that particular SS detail? And who is the leader of the Putzburgh field office?

Name em and shame em. Then shitcan them

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 23, 2024 12:55 PM (GpUII)

372 >>> Biden, who did not fire Cheatle in the 10 days since the shooting, said he is "grateful to Director Kim Cheatle for her decades of public service," and that he will appoint a new director soon.

It takes a special kind of 'leader' to have the whole team independently "Stand-by and see what happens" when an obvious sniper takes perch and sites in on your principal.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 23, 2024 12:55 PM (cOq4q)

373 There's an AI voice that's a dead ringer for David Attenborough. I see no reason why Dems wouldn't create one for Biden also. We may never see the man again but we will certainly hear from him.

Posted by: creeper at July 23, 2024 12:55 PM (M6moH)

374 Emojies screwed up ASCII pron.
Posted by: Reforger at July 23, 2024 12:54 PM (xcIvR)


Sung to the tune of "Video Killed the Radio Star".

Posted by: spindrift at July 23, 2024 12:55 PM (OguvZ)

375 The first is that I've seen two polls that showed that a clear majority of the public blamed Biden and Democrat messaging against Trump for the assassination attempt. That creates a combination need of closing this down and redirecting.
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I reported the last Kamala ad I saw on YT. I checked the "misleading" and "violent" boxes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 23, 2024 12:55 PM (3Fz6p)

376 She's going back to making pretzels safe? Where was she when I needed her?

Posted by: George W. Bush at July 23, 2024 12:55 PM (hqVaF)

377 The scary thing is that this woman is one of the more capable people in the Biden posse. Most of them are 10 IQ points short of a pet rock.

Posted by: Jane at July 23, 2024 12:55 PM (bXvrr)

378 Cheatle just pawn in game of life.

Posted by: Mongo at July 23, 2024 12:55 PM (i0F8b)

379 364 Speaking of boobs. I have noticed over the last few years a proliferation of large boobs on small women. Wondering if the price of boobs being down to used car rates might have something to do with it.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

I was at the Seattle Art Museum last week and saw a mask of your nic-sake. First time I understood it.

Nice.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 12:56 PM (46DZf)

380 She doesn't have Mama Jill to protect her anymore, but more important, her resignation will probably stop any serious attempts to investigate the assassination botch.

Posted by: RebeccaH at July 23, 2024 12:56 PM (Nvors)

381 I've been diving into deep fake face and body masks. They are incredible. I guarantee they can make a mask that goes down the neck and chest that would fool anybody.

They've been doing it for years in the CIA. But I'm about 100% sure the nation has seen them and had no idea.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 23, 2024 12:56 PM (JeYYB)

382 >>> handler gently strokes Crooks' thigh and thinks 'what the hell kind of name is Crooks?

Even more bizarre is there were two with the exact same name and Beavis appearance.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 23, 2024 12:57 PM (cOq4q)

383 https://tinyurl.com/bdhmrhmz
41 seconds; sounds like she almost said "recording" to me too.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 12:44 PM (wse2C)
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Definitely.


On the other hand, saying "You're still on the recording..." is nonsensical. On the gripping hand, she's very stupid.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 23, 2024 12:57 PM (/y8xj)

384 Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 12:56 PM (46DZf)
Heh. Xipe was a nasty little bastard.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 12:57 PM (pohLc)

385 more than anything right now though, every single American needs to shun the media as they went right along with all of it.
They have been the ones controlling the morphine drip into America.. I loathe them

How can the next Rep congress fix what is clearly broken regarding fake news? Its been minute by minute gaslighting for the last decade.

When and HOW do we say that's enough?

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 23, 2024 12:57 PM (XLfSN)

386 >>They've been doing it for years in the CIA. But I'm about 100% sure the nation has seen them and had no idea.


Pfft. Mission Impossible was doing this 40 years ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2024 12:58 PM (LkLld)

387 Speaking of boobs. I have noticed over the last few years a proliferation of large boobs on small women. Wondering if the price of boobs being down to used car rates might have something to do with it.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 12:53 PM (pohLc)

It's either higher fat content in the food or better bras.

I worked with a girl who was five foot nothin' and double Dees. I had such a hard on for her.

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 12:58 PM (5Mnl/)

388 Except his supporters don't give a shit about him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)

And there never were even remotely close to 82 million of them.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 12:59 PM (4ztzu)

389 This brunette cowgirl in a dress wonders how big a payout Cheatle is getting:

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Speaking of pay offs, I wonder what Dr. Jill demanded to let the coup go forward.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 23, 2024 12:59 PM (L/fGl)

390 387 I worked with a girl who was five foot nothin' and double Dees. I had such a hard on for her.
Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 12:58 PM (5Mnl/)

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That was my girlfriend in Italy. She was fun.

Also, insanely jealous of every other girl I interacted with. It wasn't the healthiest of relationships.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 12:59 PM (GBKbO)

391 I think Democrats are fucked. They have to cheat at a scale so large that DU will go, "That's not right." Putting a brown face on that doesn't make it better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)

What do you think that line is?

They don't care how bad they have to cheat.

I know I don't care how bad Trump or any conservative cheats. This is extinction level shit. If it makes me "as bad as them" I will have to find a way to live with that while I'm sipping their tears.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 12:59 PM (qrUD3)

392 She also looks and sounds high as fuck
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 23, 2024 12:53 PM (iFTx/)
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She is as shocked as anyone she has climbed so high without qualifying and in terror of being found out and destroyed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:00 PM (JvZF+)

393 But someone was doing the risk/reward calculations and decided that the reward of getting him home was worth the risk of destabilizing the elderly/dementia patient's health. I'm curious as to who made that call.
Posted by: pookysgirl, always with the unanswered questions at July 23, 2024 12:47 PM (dtlDP)


someone who felt there was a great need to conceal his actual mental and physical condition from uncontrolled medical teams. that's my guess

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 01:00 PM (D7oie)

394 Meanwhile, speaking of fabrication, the second-worst president of the modern age... is sadly still with us.
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Third worst.

Biden
Obama
Carter

Posted by: Eeyore at July 23, 2024 01:00 PM (1bNHn)

395 391 What do you think that line is?

They don't care how bad they have to cheat.

I know I don't care how bad Trump or any conservative cheats. This is extinction level shit. If it makes me "as bad as them" I will have to find a way to live with that while I'm sipping their tears.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 12:59 PM (qrUD3)

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Josh Shapiro arresting a small town election official in rural PA because they refuse to release vote totals until after Philadelphia?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 01:00 PM (GBKbO)

396 >>> I think Democrats are fucked. They have to cheat at a scale so large that DU will go, "That's not right." Putting a brown face on that doesn't make it better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Last time DU was like, "Yeah! Fortified that shit!".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 23, 2024 01:01 PM (cOq4q)

397 That was my girlfriend in Italy. She was fun.

Also, insanely jealous of every other girl I interacted with. It wasn't the healthiest of relationships.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 12:59 PM (GBKbO)

Aren't all Italian chicks insanely jealous? I thought the crazy was part of the fun.

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 01:01 PM (5Mnl/)

398 We'll never get the facts of the attempted assassination.
Posted by: Mr Gaga


We still haven't gotten the real truth of the Kennedy assassination.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 12:52 PM (6GRih)

We can't handle the truth.

As in literally can't handle it. Because we will never have it to handle.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 23, 2024 01:02 PM (1oq3Z)

399 That video of Biden's slow climb to AF1 when leaving Vegas.

Posted by: davidt at July 23, 2024 01:03 PM (i0F8b)

400 So, still no sighting of Joe?

Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 23, 2024 01:03 PM (ZtyUu)

401 Heh. Xipe was a nasty little bastard.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 12:57 PM (pohLc)


As bad a dude as Cornpop??

Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2024 01:03 PM (RhGG0)

402 Pfft. Mission Impossible was doing this 40 years ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2024 12:58 PM (LkLld)

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I have never been able to look at John Travolta and Nicolas Cage in the same way since "Face Off."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 01:03 PM (dqMsZ)

403 Bee has it right
She resigned in disgrace for FAILING to kill Trump

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 23, 2024 01:03 PM (EGSGm)

404
Premature obituation.

It's not a word yet, so I'm laying claim.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 23, 2024 01:03 PM (RKVpM)

405 someone who felt there was a great need to conceal his actual mental and physical condition from uncontrolled medical teams. that's my guess
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 01:00 PM (D7oie)

My new theory is that it was the body double who stroked out. Halfway to the hospital they realized his medical records wouldn't match, so waved that off and headed for AF1 instead.

It's no crazier than a lot of stuff that's been proven true lately.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 23, 2024 01:04 PM (XjtdB)

406 On the other hand, saying "You're still on the recording..." is nonsensical. On the gripping hand, she's very stupid.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 23, 2024 12:57 PM (/y8xj)

Right, except she was was required to "speak to the recording." It was the act they had her doing, so she accidently revealed that one fact, that it was a recording, in the middle of a rehearsed bit of conversing with Joe.

Also, the talk of love was odd too. Overdoing it.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 01:04 PM (5Jz1y)

407 Democrats have taken control of our presidency. It’s being run by committee, not the “elected” person. They don’t want to lose co trip because they can’t. It will expose what is happening.

I get the urge to joke about it. But I don’t think people realize what is happening. The citizens should be much more alarmed about this.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 23, 2024 01:04 PM (Yu1rQ)

408 So, still no sighting of Joe?
Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 23, 2024 01:03 PM (ZtyUu)

Show me the Joe!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2024 01:04 PM (Aqu9a)

409 393 But someone was doing the risk/reward calculations and decided that the reward of getting him home was worth the risk of destabilizing the elderly/dementia patient's health. I'm curious as to who made that call.
Posted by: pookysgirl, always with the unanswered questions at July 23, 2024 12:47 PM (dtlDP)

someone who felt there was a great need to conceal his actual mental and physical condition from uncontrolled medical teams. that's my guess
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 01:00 PM (D7oie)

They have had a team of medical personnel and a full on hospital set up in his beach house since 2019 at least.

It's why he goes there so often. They true believers staff it.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 23, 2024 01:05 PM (1oq3Z)

410 Aren't all Italian chicks insanely jealous?

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Italians talk with their hands, frequently up along side your head.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 23, 2024 01:05 PM (L/fGl)

411 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 6h
Biden To Make Statement Via Ouija Board
buff.ly/4d9e8Qw

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 01:05 PM (wse2C)

412 >>I have never been able to look at John Travolta and Nicolas Cage in the same way since "Face Off."

We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2024 01:05 PM (LkLld)

413 someone who felt there was a great need to conceal his actual mental and physical condition from uncontrolled medical teams. that's my guess

Posted by: Kindltot

Hunter and Jill most likely. They have been the gatekeepers all along. Hunter has been living in the White House, accompanying on AF1 and no one said a word abouthow imappropriate it was to have his drug addicted son managing his every day schedule.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 23, 2024 01:05 PM (t/2Uw)

414 Speaking of pay offs, I wonder what Dr. Jill demanded to let the coup go forward.

"How about air, Jill? You like air, doncha? Would you like to keep having access to air? Then let's make a little deal..."

Posted by: Oddbob at July 23, 2024 01:06 PM (/y8xj)

415 That was my girlfriend in Italy. She was fun.

Also, insanely jealous of every other girl I interacted with. It wasn't the healthiest of relationships.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

"WHO IS THIS 'MOM' PERSON ON YOUR PHONE??!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 01:06 PM (5Seyi)

416 397 Aren't all Italian chicks insanely jealous? I thought the crazy was part of the fun.
Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 01:01 PM (5Mnl/)

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She wasn't Italian. She was American. We taught English as a foreign language together.

I was essentially a rebound for her. Her long-term boyfriend had brought her to Prague for a month and revealed that he'd been cheating on her since he'd gone to Europe the year before. She was not pleased, something of a mess, and I was there to pick up the pieces.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 01:06 PM (GBKbO)

417 I think Democrats are fucked. They have to cheat at a scale so large that DU will go, "That's not right." Putting a brown face on that doesn't make it better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)


Alex Jones, being Alex, has said that Trump needs to be putting up concrete barriers around Mara Lago because of the threat of assassination by truck bomb.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 01:06 PM (D7oie)

418 So it took them a week to program the Disney animatronic Biden to make a statement on camera huh?

"My Fellow Amer... EEEEEEEEEEEE"

"Dang it Spurgle, you promised us it would work this time!"

'It's not my fault!'

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 23, 2024 01:07 PM (O7YUW)

419 >>I have never been able to look at John Travolta and Nicolas Cage in the same way since "Face Off."

We all wear masks, metaphorically speaking.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2024 01:05 PM (LkLld)

Sometimes, forever. Here, in the Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Submitted For Your Approval at July 23, 2024 01:07 PM (Aqu9a)

420 Anyone seen Hunter lately?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 23, 2024 01:07 PM (cOq4q)

421 Switch to plan B! No, wait, plan C! No, wait...

Posted by: DNC at July 23, 2024 01:07 PM (i0F8b)

422 Recording or record? Proof of life. Otherwise a cascade of plea deals, resignations, disappearances, book deals. Put up or shut up,

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 23, 2024 01:07 PM (QSrLX)

423 The most enormous so-called failure of all the security people in Butler Pennsylvania was that they did not hold President Trump off stage when they knew there was a random unidentified guy roaming around with a gun.

All of this crap about how they didn't know whether he was the police guy was just so much b*******. They didn't need to know in order to tell Trump not to take stage yet until they figured it out --- so obviously they wanted Trump to get murdered and that poor fireman actually was, and those other two men were grievously wounded.

These are very dark times, my friends

Posted by: Beverly at July 23, 2024 01:07 PM (Epeb0)

424 When the Grim Goober comes calling for Mistuh Jimmuh, I hope he's wearing a top hat, spats and a monocle, while twirling a cane.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 23, 2024 01:08 PM (NMT5x)

425 She is as shocked as anyone she has climbed so high without qualifying and in terror of being found out and destroyed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Also the source of her hyenic (?) cackle.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 01:08 PM (5Seyi)

426 Kamala is the epitome of the Peter Principle, in more ways than one

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 01:08 PM (NtVYv)

427 My new theory is that it was the body double who stroked out. Halfway to the hospital they realized his medical records wouldn't match, so waved that off and headed for AF1 instead.
It's no crazier than a lot of stuff that's been proven true lately.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 23, 2024 01:04 PM (XjtdB)

Maybe the Real Joe Biden has been a corpse in a cooler for a couple of years now, and we've been watching the body double get sicker and sicker.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at July 23, 2024 01:08 PM (lKBCK)

428 Speaking of pay offs, I wonder what Dr. Jill demanded to let the coup go forward.

"How about air, Jill? You like air, doncha? Would you like to keep having access to air? Then let's make a little deal..."
Posted by: Oddbob at July 23, 2024 01:06 PM (/y8xj)

I always figured that scenario would be the only way she'd release her grip on power.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 23, 2024 01:08 PM (XjtdB)

429 If you see Kamala, just bellow out, "Thar she blows!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 23, 2024 01:08 PM (L/fGl)

430 111 I caught a YouTube the other day where Neil deGrasse Tyson was claiming that fallout from thermonuclear weapons is not a problem. It’s only the fission nukes that have that problem.

I’ve never heard anyone ever say this before.

I seem to recall that fallout from Castle Bravo (the 6Mt that was 15Mt) went of course by a wind change and a Japanese fishing boat was affected.
Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2024 12:19 PM (RHGPo)
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But he is The Science, just like Fausti!

Posted by: Eeyore at July 23, 2024 01:09 PM (1bNHn)

431 Also, the talk of love was odd too. Overdoing it.
Posted by: BurtTC

I love ya kid. Things Joe has never said to Kamala.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 23, 2024 01:09 PM (CIS44)

432 A mobile airstair is in-place to the passenger deck of today's 757 AF1. Will Joey make it to the top unaided?

Posted by: Gref at July 23, 2024 01:09 PM (5fDan)

433 When the Grim Goober comes calling for Mistuh Jimmuh, I hope he's wearing a top hat, spats and a monocle, while twirling a cane.
Posted by: haffhowershower


NOT MR. PEANUT!

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 01:09 PM (6GRih)

434 Whoops, whoopsie! Philosophy rears its ugly head. Something cannot both be and not be in the same place at the same time.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 23, 2024 01:09 PM (QSrLX)

435 Has anyone seen John Gill today?

Posted by: Beverly at July 23, 2024 01:10 PM (Epeb0)

436
🚨BREAKING: IT expert Matthew Sabia just revealed that there is a 98% possibility that The White House used a popular AI voice clone tool for Joe Biden’s call to Kamala Harris yesterday.

I report BS, you decide.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 23, 2024 01:10 PM (RKVpM)

437 Also, the talk of love was odd too. Overdoing it.
Posted by: BurtTC

I love ya kid. Things Joe has never said to Kamala.
Posted by: BruceWayne


Things Joe never said to his kids.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 01:10 PM (6GRih)

438 These are very dark times, my friends
Posted by: Beverly at July 23, 2024 01:07 PM (Epeb0)

Trying to kill him might not actually be the worst thing they've done to him. Might not even be top 3.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 01:10 PM (qrUD3)

439 406 On the other hand, saying "You're still on the recording..." is nonsensical. On the gripping hand, she's very stupid.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 23, 2024 12:57 PM (/y8xj)

Right, except she was was required to "speak to the recording." It was the act they had her doing, so she accidently revealed that one fact, that it was a recording, in the middle of a rehearsed bit of conversing with Joe.

Also, the talk of love was odd too. Overdoing it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 01:04 PM (5Jz1y)
Almost sounding like a relative bending over a casket-bound relative.

Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2024 01:10 PM (LHPAg)

440 Was supposed to have said, "on the phone" but knew it was a recording and not live and let it slip.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 01:10 PM (wse2C)

441 Who knew we'd need an JonLevitzBit in the RFCs?

Posted by: DaveA at July 23, 2024 01:11 PM (FhXTo)

442 426 Kamala is the epitome of the Peter Principle, in more ways than one
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 01:08 PM (NtVYv)

No man. Kammy is the smartest, bravest, most qualified candidate for leader of the free world in history. I heard it on MSNBC.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 01:11 PM (pohLc)

443 Whoops, whoopsie! Philosophy rears its ugly head. Something cannot both be and not be in the same place at the same time.
Posted by: 80's music fan


Tell us you have never met a democrat without telling us you have never met a democrat.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 01:11 PM (6GRih)

444 It's like a sadder more treasoney Charlie's Angels

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2024 01:11 PM (BAEGB)

445
@TheBabylonBee
Jill Biden Drops Out Of Presidential Race

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 23, 2024 01:11 PM (RKVpM)

446 >Was supposed to have said, "on the phone" but knew it was a recording and not live and let it slip.


It was a stutter.

Posted by: MFM at July 23, 2024 01:12 PM (i0F8b)

447 Schumer and Jeffries endorse Kamala Harris

Posted by: redridinghood at July 23, 2024 01:12 PM (NpAcC)

448 Leftards hate the Bee, because the Bee tells the truth and calls it satire.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 01:13 PM (pohLc)

449 🚨BREAKING: IT expert Matthew Sabia just revealed that there is a 98% possibility that The White House used a popular AI voice clone tool for Joe Biden’s call to Kamala Harris yesterday.
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I report BS, you decide.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 23, 2024 01:10 PM (RKVpM)

If it's fake, it's almost certainly AI. They couldn't get the real Joe to sound that clear. Unless they recorded it 2 years or more ago.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 01:13 PM (wDr9T)

450 BREAKING 🚨 The Whitehouse Gets Caught Using Popular AI Voice Cloning Tool @ElevenLabs
To Fake Call To Vice PResident Kamala's HQ Event 💻

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2024 01:13 PM (RHGPo)

451 Honor... integrity....cue Inigo Montoya.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 23, 2024 01:13 PM (f1kZG)

452 361 Shem Horne @Shem_Infinite 14h
She actually said it. That's so crazy. She said the one thing she couldn't say.

https://tinyurl.com/bdhmrhmz
41 seconds; sounds like she almost said "recording" to me too.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 12:44 PM (wse2C)

Good lord, that's pathetic.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 12:53 PM (vsd0N)

Leave it up to Kamala to think that she can have a conversation with a recorded message.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 23, 2024 01:13 PM (KbCG3)

453 446 >Was supposed to have said, "on the phone" but knew it was a recording and not live and let it slip.


It was a stutter.

Posted by: MFM at July 23, 2024 01:12 PM (i0F8b)

Kamala starting this afternoon
I said, "Fwe-fwe-fwe-fweedom!

Posted by: Gref at July 23, 2024 01:13 PM (5fDan)

454 Boy the "chaotic" "out of control" Democrat party sure came together quick for their "unpopular, unlikable" candidate.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 01:13 PM (qrUD3)

455 Endorse is one of those words that loses its meaning if you speak or read it too many times in a row.

Endorse. En dorse. End orse. .... it just looks like letters now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2024 01:14 PM (BAEGB)

456 First Lady Paris-Bound for Olympics to Lead American Delegation

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2024 01:14 PM (RHGPo)

457 BREAKING 🚨 The Whitehouse Gets Caught Using Popular AI Voice Cloning Tool

==


can they be that stupid ???

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2024 01:14 PM (V13WU)

458 I love ya kid. Things Joe has never said to Kamala.
Posted by: BruceWayne


Things Joe never said to his kids.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 01:10 PM

No, but he's said it to other kids. Ususally in his "free candy" van. Right after if he askes them if they can help him find his puppy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 23, 2024 01:14 PM (ewjUl)

459 Over under on when we see the first Che style Kamala posters.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 01:14 PM (qrUD3)

460 Last time I checked, and it was about 40 years ago, it take a fission bomb to detonate a fusion bomb.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 23, 2024 01:14 PM (+H2BX)

461 454 Boy the "chaotic" "out of control" Democrat party sure came together quick for their "unpopular, unlikable" candidate.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 01:13 PM (qrUD3)

========

Political machines, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

462 I love ya kid. Things Joe has never said to Kamala.
Posted by: BruceWayne


Things Joe never said to his kids.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 01:10 PM

No, but he's said it to other kids. Ususally in his "free candy" van. Right after if he askes them if they can help him find his puppy.
Posted by: Minnfidel

might as well have just added "itll be our little secret" to the end.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 23, 2024 01:15 PM (CIS44)

463 Joe Biden: Is it live or is it memorex??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 23, 2024 01:15 PM (xT8gx)

464 Tell us you have never met a democrat without telling us you have never met a democrat.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 01:11 PM (6GRih

As Madge used to say, "You're soaking in it."

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 23, 2024 01:15 PM (QSrLX)

465 Bob Newhart is, was, and forevermore shall be, the reigning all-time champeen of the one-sided telephone conversation.

Kamala is nowheres near that.

Posted by: The Button Down Mind at July 23, 2024 01:15 PM (Aqu9a)

466 She resigns story goes away, never to hear of it again the msm.

On to the Kumala coronation.

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 23, 2024 01:15 PM (dXFAZ)

467 BREAKING 🚨 The Whitehouse Gets Caught Using Popular AI Voice Cloning Tool

==


can they be that stupid ???
Posted by: runner


Bwahahahahahahaha! You have to ask?

Yes. Yes is the answer.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 23, 2024 01:15 PM (6GRih)

468 461 454 Boy the "chaotic" "out of control" Democrat party sure came together quick for their "unpopular, unlikable" candidate.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 01:13 PM (qrUD3)

========

Political machines, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

It doesn’t matter that she dropped out before Iowa!

Why? BECAUSE WE SAID SO!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 23, 2024 01:15 PM (9mfKN)

469 NOOD

Posted by: Doof at July 23, 2024 01:16 PM (RhGG0)

470 In other news, while FJB is closer to room temperature, Nice Lips Sally is sizzling hot in her tight fake black leather pants and loosely fitting blouse.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 23, 2024 01:16 PM (ufFY8)

471 Kamala Harris may not be eligible to be President because her parents were in the USA on student visas (one expired!) when she was born, according to legal scholar Dr. John Eastman.

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2024 01:16 PM (RHGPo)

472 can they be that stupid ???
Posted by: runner


Bwahahahahahahaha! You have to ask?

Yes. Yes is the answer.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo

or venal or embrace the power of and

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 23, 2024 01:16 PM (CIS44)

473 nood trannies
Elon's plight

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 01:16 PM (wse2C)

474 Lol of course I am willowed.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 23, 2024 01:16 PM (ufFY8)

475 How often does the elevenlabs tool report false positives. When you play a recording through a telephone does that make it more likely to report a false positive?

I'm not saying they're not deepfaking I'm saying continue to question everything.

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 01:16 PM (qrUD3)

476 The cadence of his speech, tone of his voice, diction, and other elements not in line with his public speaking in the past 3 weeks

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:16 PM (JvZF+)

477 These days, nobody gives a damn about the effin Olympics.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 01:16 PM (pohLc)

478 An elderly man in Hancock, Michigan, is in critical condition after what police are calling a “politically motivated” attack on Sunday. The man, who has not been identified, was putting up a yard sign supporting President Donald Trump around 5:45 p.m., when a suspect driving a Honda ATV drove onto the man’s yard and ran him over with the vehicle, the Hancock Police Department said in a press release. The driver reportedly began to pull out the yard signs, and when the victim tried to put them back in the ground, the driver ran him over.

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2024 01:17 PM (RHGPo)

479 Endorse is one of those words that loses its meaning if you speak or read it too many times in a row.

-
Endorse Kamala. End orse Kamala. End of horse, Kamala

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 23, 2024 01:17 PM (L/fGl)

480 "@TheBabylonBee
Jill Biden Drops Out Of Presidential Race

Posted by: Divide by Zero"


This is disinformation. She was forced out in the coup.

Posted by: Ripley at July 23, 2024 01:17 PM (GUOwU)

481
She is as shocked as anyone she has climbed so high without qualifying and in terror of being found out and destroyed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 23, 2024 01:00

She knows she's unqualified but how dare you serfs notice.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 23, 2024 01:18 PM (hLwLr)

482 Kamala Harris may not be eligible to be President because her parents were in the USA on student visas (one expired!) when she was born, according to legal scholar Dr. John Eastman.
Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2024 01:16 PM (RHGPo)

Of fuck me not this again. lol.
While it is a very retarded system, our system says if you are born in the USA, you are a citizen the second you pop out of yo momma’s coochie. Hence a natural born citizen. No exceptions for visas.

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 23, 2024 01:19 PM (dXFAZ)

483 Lawyers for Donald Trump on Monday appealed a civil fraud judgment from February that found the former president and his company liable for business fraud. The 95-page appeal, filed in the New York Supreme Court Appellate Division, accuses state Attorney General Letitia James of an “unauthorized, unprecedented power-grab” and says several loans cited by prosecutors should not have been considered in the case. It also argues that James “seeks to unwind and penalize complex, highly successful transactions between Appellants and sophisticated Wall Street banks that left all parties deeply satisfied and had no impact on the public interest."

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2024 01:20 PM (RHGPo)

484 Kamala looked weird in that video. Frozen and tense faced with a giant forced smile. Could be the botox ans shrooms, but it looked ghastly.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 01:20 PM (D7oie)

485 482 Kamala Harris may not be eligible to be President because her parents were in the USA on student visas (one expired!) when she was born, according to legal scholar Dr. John Eastman.
Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2024 01:16 PM (RHGPo)

Of fuck me not this again. lol.
While it is a very retarded system, our system says if you are born in the USA, you are a citizen the second you pop out of yo momma’s coochie. Hence a natural born citizen. No exceptions for visas.

... their goal was to get rid of Kamala too

Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2024 01:21 PM (RHGPo)

486 can they be that stupid ???
Posted by: runner at July 23, 2024 01:14 PM (V13WU)


after 12 years you ask this.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 01:22 PM (D7oie)

487 477 These days, nobody gives a damn about the effin Olympics.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 23, 2024 01:16 PM (pohLc)


It’ll be in LA next time. Billions of Democrat graft money. For the taking Wonder who gets 10% now?

Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 23, 2024 01:22 PM (dXFAZ)

488 Of fuck me not this again. lol.
While it is a very retarded system, our system says if you are born in the USA, you are a citizen the second you pop out of yo momma’s coochie. Hence a natural born citizen. No exceptions for visas.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad

Ackshully,

The fact that Obama was deemed a US Citizen at birth was a knock-on effect of the 19th Amendment. Prior to that women and children had the same citizenship as their husband and fathers.
Patriarchy meant something.

That Kumala and others would be deemed citizens at birth is a whole other ball of wax. Some have a very hard time squaring that a duel/triple citizen at could be a Natural Born Citizen given the whole point of the POTUS qualifications is no other loyalties.
Even the Founders had to have a carve-out. So, no magic dirt.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 23, 2024 01:31 PM (cOq4q)

489 488 That Kumala and others would be deemed citizens at birth is a whole other ball of wax. Some have a very hard time squaring that a duel/triple citizen at could be a Natural Born Citizen given the whole point of the POTUS qualifications is no other loyalties.

pistols at dawn?

Posted by: anachronda at July 23, 2024 01:36 PM (oY6Yp)

490 about fucking time Cheadle was out of a job

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 23, 2024 02:04 PM (xcxpd)

491
Alex Jones, being Alex, has said that Trump needs to be putting up concrete barriers around Mara Lago because of the threat of assassination by truck bomb.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2024 01:06 PM


where's the lie?

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 23, 2024 02:08 PM (bEb2S)

492 Good riddance, cuntbag.
Hope you go to jail for the rest of your pathetic, worthless life

Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at July 23, 2024 04:07 PM (W+TLY)

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