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New York Post: Insiders Say that Democrats Threatened to "Forcibly Remove Biden from Office" Unless He "Voluntarily" Resigned

Sounds like they threatened to push the 25th Amendment button, as I Baselessly Speculated Without Evidence earlier. (Remember, only leftists are permitted to speculate about the news. We conservatives have to limit ourselves to only parroting the official (Democrat) story, or else we're Russian Agent Conspiracy Theorists.)

Jake Tapper is allowed to guess at secret motives and unadmitted possibilities -- you're not.

Top Dems threatened to forcibly remove Biden from office unless he resigned, set him up to fail at Trump debate: Sources

By Social Links for Isabel Vincent

Operatives at the very highest levels of the Democratic Party threatened Joe Biden with forcibly removing him from office unless he stepped down, sources told The Post.

The well-orchestrated "palace coup" to stop the faltering president seeking re-election has been in place for weeks, but stubborn Biden fought against it every step of the way, a source close to the Biden family told The Post Monday.

How dare Biden resist the coupists! Who does he think he is, Trump?!?!

The insider also made clear the anger, paranoia and frustration Biden displayed as the party elite circled around him and piled on the pressure.

Part of the "elaborate" strategy to remove Biden from the race -- as he announced in a shock letter posted on X Sunday -- was allowing him to debate Republican candidate Donald Trump last month on live TV in Atlanta.

...

"That debate was a set-up to convince Democrats that he couldn't run for president," the family source said Monday.

As calls for him to bow out mounted, Biden insisted he would continue, but party bigwigs threatened to invoke the 25th Amendment to the US Constitution.

The amendment allows for the vice president and members of the cabinet to declare he is unfit to serve and force him to step down, the source added.

The White House and representatives from the Democratic National Committee did not immediately respond to The Post's requests for comment.

Hunter says it was all a set-up. I guess he'll be filing frivolous lawsuits now.


"Hunter felt he [Joe Biden] was being set up and he was very concerned about his father," the source said. "These people, these officials were not on Joe's side."

...


Democratic Party insiders have also known for at least two years how Biden was in decline, said the source.

"When I saw him a couple of years ago, it was frightening," said the source. "He was just repeating slogans and had no idea who I was."

John Ekdahl sent this to me before the Coup Plotters won -- turns out, the famous "intelligence community" conspirators were intimately involved in this coup, too.

morethanfourdozen.jpeg

So "51 intelligence community officials" told us that Biden's laptop was a RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA PLOY, and now "more than four dozen" say that Biden's continued presidency is a danger to national security.

"More than four dozen"? That sounds suspiciously like the actual number is 51 but you want to avoid saying "51 intelligence officials again stage a coup against a sitting president."

Where is Biden? Why won't he tell us that he "voluntarily" withdrew with his own voice?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:24 PM




Comments

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1 Forcibly, eh?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 22, 2024 05:25 PM (DTX3h)

2 happy hour

Posted by: doug at July 22, 2024 05:25 PM (8/lc0)

3 That's my Aunt, Kaye. It's not me.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at July 22, 2024 05:25 PM (+myjY)

4 drink

Posted by: doug at July 22, 2024 05:25 PM (8/lc0)

5 Slogans? How Soviet.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 22, 2024 05:25 PM (sxoZQ)

6 Another right wing-nut conspiracy theory proven true. Murderin Joe hardest hit.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 05:25 PM (aVudl)

7 Somebody somehow has to get it in the Biden Criminal Gang's empty heads that they cannot be pardoned now.

Posted by: biteme at July 22, 2024 05:25 PM (xWS9V)

8 Poor ol' hapless joe.
Anyway.

Posted by: lizabth at July 22, 2024 05:25 PM (Jfw7U)

9 Awwww.... too fucking bad.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 05:26 PM (Q4IgG)

10 How desperate are "insiders" to be seen as master planners?

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 22, 2024 05:27 PM (dtlDP)

11
To be fair, baseless speculation is your signature move, Ace.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 05:28 PM (xG4kz)

12 Aaargh, 100 comment rule! breaking on X regarding associate(s) of the shooter. Or one of the shooters. So many lies it's hard to keep them straight.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 05:28 PM (w6EFb)

13 NOOOOOD


nood
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:26 PM (H9dsb)
--
In, before the Non-nooding bastages comments

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 22, 2024 05:28 PM (Ad8y9)

14 That band leader was easier to convince.

Posted by: Zombie Luca Brasi at July 22, 2024 05:28 PM (i0F8b)

15 If this is true, he HAS to step down.

The Cabinet had to have the Votes. He's not fit. Leaving him in would nullify any appeal to the Power of the Executive for Culpability.

This is the End.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:28 PM (ffBQ0)

16 "well-orchestrated" now apparently means "his own staff didn't know until they saw it on social media"

Posted by: pookysgirl at July 22, 2024 05:29 PM (dtlDP)

17 " but stubborn Biden fought against it every step of the way,"

He didn't want to give up the keys to the country and thinks we don't know about the extra set.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 05:29 PM (vFG9F)

18 >The insider also made clear the anger, paranoia and frustration Biden displayed as the party elite circled around him and piled on the pressure.

Not really accurate to label it "paranoia" when they're actually coming at you, is it?

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at July 22, 2024 05:29 PM (3ZUJd)

19 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:29 PM (Zz0t1)

20 Bi-Done got what he deserved. Truly a vile human being.

Posted by: Flooffy McFlooster at July 22, 2024 05:29 PM (4DsSq)

21 The important question is:


Does Joe know?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:29 PM (Zz0t1)

22

Rumor has it that camelface harris will be co-opting hillary clinton's "I'm With Her" campaign slogan.

But the harris campaign will slightly alter the slogan to:


------

I've Been With Her

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:29 PM (H9dsb)

23 It's kind of like with Harvey Weinstein in Hollywood. They all knew until he was out and then they didn't.

Posted by: huerfano at July 22, 2024 05:29 PM (VGOMa)

24 This is the were the movers and shakers say; "he's not doing what we told him to do."

The next phase is going to be "we told YOU what to do, so do it."

Followed by a national week/month of mourning for a dead president. Then, possible civil unrest. And another stolen election.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM (Q4IgG)

25 Forcibly Remove implies the use of a tire iron

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM (D7oie)

26 I'll certainly not feel sorry for Joe...or Kameltoe.

Posted by: Marybel Smiles at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM (KROFU)

27 Until Biden actually makes a public appearance and says that he resigned, why should anyone believe what we are being told?
After all the government and the media have both been lying to us for a long time.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM (Lo97M)

28 So now we live in a country where a cabal of 51 intelligence community fucksticks routinely intervene in domestic politics to shape American leadership and policy to their liking?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM (+myjY)

29 COUPS D'ETAT

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=MLQ8Xbau9dk

Posted by: CIRCLE JERKS at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM (ffBQ0)

30 Late stage republic stuff folks. Enjoy the ride!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 05:31 PM (eZwyX)

31 Top Dems threatened to forcibly remove Biden from office unless he resigned,



All they needed was long knives.
That do sound like a coup.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 05:31 PM (6pLRH)

32 Forcibly Remove implies the use of a tire iron

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM (D7oie)
__________________

They'll bring in Corn Pop for a rematch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2024 05:31 PM (YqDXo)

33 Rumor has it that camelface harris will be co-opting hillary clinton's "I'm With Her" campaign slogan.

But the harris campaign will slightly alter the slogan to:

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:29 PM (H9dsb)

Take Another Shot with Harris

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 05:31 PM (eoQWY)

34 27 Until Biden actually makes a public appearance and says that he resigned, why should anyone believe what we are being told?
After all the government and the media have both been lying to us for a long time.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM (Lo97M)

That might be what many of his delegates are waiting for...b/c it's amazing that Kamala has not consolidated a majority yet with this major push by everyone...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 05:31 PM (exHjb)

35 Kamala Harris is flying to Wilmington so the end is near, now will Joe be able to Pardon his family before he goes is the big question.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 22, 2024 05:31 PM (FCrpy)

36 2 things

1 - it may have not been that dramatic, and this story was planted to get GOP to lose their shit.

2 - /sarc - Why didn't Fightin' Joe threaten to take them behind the gym and giv'em the whatfor???? I thought he was a champeeeeon boxer in college and shit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 05:31 PM (IG4Id)

37 The only way to legally forcibly remove a President from office is impeachment.

25th does not remove a President from office.

Or there's the Clinton hush method.

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2024 05:32 PM (IFNME)

38 At least give us the names of the persons who currently make up The Directory.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:32 PM (+myjY)

39 The Intel Community is terrified that Trump gets elected, and does not fall for the tricks this time. No one is meeting with the FBI without an attorney present any more.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 05:32 PM (aVudl)

40 Until Biden actually makes a public appearance and says that he resigned, why should anyone believe what we are being told?
After all the government and the media have both been lying to us for a long time.
Posted by: Florida Peasant

I'd be satisfied with the death certificate from this weekend....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 05:32 PM (VNX3d)

41 30 Late stage republic stuff folks. Enjoy the ride!
Posted by: thathalfrican
======
Amend that to the Late Soviet Socialist Republic stuff and I agree with you.

Posted by: whig at July 22, 2024 05:32 PM (C3QmB)

42 >>So now we live in a country where a cabal of 51 intelligence community fucksticks routinely intervene in domestic politics to shape American leadership and policy to their liking?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM

I should have known this 60 years ago. In my defense, I was in grade school.

Posted by: huerfano at July 22, 2024 05:32 PM (VGOMa)

43 The Biden Crime Family should have called their bluff.

No way they would have gotten 2/3 of Congress to agree this close to the election.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 05:32 PM (kF1Lb)

44 There is still no evidence that Joe Biden himself knows he has ended his presidential re-election campaign.

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 22, 2024 05:32 PM (lcyZw)

45 Haven't heard the Circle Jerks for 40 years.

sounds better on Youtueb then on my lo-fi FM radio

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 05:32 PM (D7oie)

46 But his doctor says he is strong as an ox and twice as smart!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 05:33 PM (d9LQi)

47 If there are 100 of them in total, then 51 are a majority.
100 of what? This is the question.

Posted by: PG at July 22, 2024 05:33 PM (rCO8r)

48 Quick O/T:

MY First Lady is home and resting comfortably. The surgery went well and the Dr. was pleased. They did remove some lymph nodes that looked suspect, but did not have to remove much mass around the cancer, so that's a good thing. We'll have the results of the tests on the nodes next week.

She was in some pain and her vitals were up, but a small dose of morphine took care of that.

Thank you all for your continued prayers as she's only just begun this whole thing. First step is very positive, tho, so we're keeping our spirits very high.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)

49 Kamala Harris is flying to Wilmington so the end is near, now will Joe be able to Pardon his family before he goes is the big question.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 22, 2024 05:31 PM (FCrpy)

he will have to remember their names first.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 05:33 PM (eoQWY)

50 >> will Joe be able to Pardon his family before he goes is the big question.


If they threatened him with the 25th, I think it would be a hard sell to maintain that he has Pardon Powers.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:33 PM (ffBQ0)

51 I already raised this in an earlier thread today, but a couple years ago - May 2022 to be exact - Joe the President told a crowd he was the senior Senator from Delaware. That goofup was probably mooted here.
His brain was already poo in 2022.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 22, 2024 05:33 PM (gKWVE)

52
Kamala Harris is flying to Wilmington so the end is near


"Oh, hi, Kam. Joe's out strolling alone by the pond, if you'd care to join him."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (xG4kz)

53
If I may add my own little Intrigue Speculation:

I suspect biden's own people CONNED "dr" jill biden, too.
I think they told her the best thing to do right now is lay low and come up with a strategy. She agreed because she trusted them.

So they came up with "covid" and "self-isolation" AWAY from the White House. Brilliant!

They fucked over biden and "dr" jill HARD.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (H9dsb)

54 43 The Biden Crime Family should have called their bluff.

No way they would have gotten 2/3 of Congress to agree this close to the election.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 05:32 PM (kF1Lb)

True.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (exHjb)

55 Government doctors have no problem lying about covid, lying about monkeypox, lying about the health of the president. Patient trust? What the fuck is that?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (d9LQi)

56 The whole ploy was an expected outcome when Biden was maneuvered into an early debate with Donald Trump. The "insiders" knew exactly what the outcome would be.
The debate was June 25th. So it has been about 4 weeks since, and that's really how long it finally took to get Biden out of the race.
So look out who did the planning on the Democrat side for the debate, and it will be easy to figure out who was planning this.
My guess is that the Clintons wanted Joe out, and wanted to run Kamala in as the presumptive Democrat nominee. Saving democracy.
It will be interesting to see who ends being Kamala's running mate. What if it were Hillary? How long would it be before Kamala ended up being dead, if she was elected?

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (vcOmj)

57 Great to hear, Sponge. Hope for her full and rapid recovery!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (VNX3d)

58 >> will Joe be able to Pardon his family before he goes is the big question.


If they threatened him with the 25th, I think it would be a hard sell to maintain that he has Pardon Powers.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:33 PM (ffBQ0)


"Hunter Biden. Yes or no?"

*ding ding ding ding ding*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (+myjY)

59 >>Haven't heard the Circle Jerks for 40 years.


They had at least 3 good LPs.
Douchebag for a singer...but what are you gonna do?

Fun shows.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (ffBQ0)

60 All the necessary pardons will be there when they are needed. They will all be perfectly executed and signed even if it is a nameless person who never met Biden, and is questioned 57 years after his death.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (aVudl)

61
As calls for him to bow out mounted, Biden insisted he would continue, but party bigwigs threatened to invoke the 25th Amendment to the US Constitution.

==============

At that point, did he even know what the 25th is? They probably had to say something like "We can have you declared crazy."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 05:35 PM (RRd91)

62 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)

Continuing prayers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 22, 2024 05:35 PM (Ad8y9)

63 If Biden isn't fit to campaign and was threatened with the 25th, how can he continue his presidency for another 6 months?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)

64 >>>I think they told her the best thing to do right now is lay low and come up with a strategy. She agreed because she trusted them.

you're not allowed to think. Only the leftwing media is allowed to comment and speculate. You must simply endlessly parrot their wisdom as if it were uttered by God Himself.

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2024 05:35 PM (KRtlO)

65 Deep State my friends, it wants what if wants and will not stop until it gets it.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 05:35 PM (V13WU)

66 Who knew if they just waited a few hours he'd be dead, and wouldn't even have to drop out of the race.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 22, 2024 05:35 PM (nCfCv)

67 If I may add my own little Intrigue Speculation:

I suspect biden's own people CONNED "dr" jill biden, too.
I think they told her the best thing to do right now is lay low and come up with a strategy. She agreed because she trusted them.

So they came up with "covid" and "self-isolation" AWAY from the White House. Brilliant!

They fucked over biden and "dr" jill HARD.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (H9dsb)

Bad idea to leave the capital during a coup

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (eoQWY)

68
Betcha J'Blowme's card keys for the White House have been disabled.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (xG4kz)

69 This is cya/bs

they threatened to release recordings showing he ordered the hit on Trump. They offered him a ton of money and reassurances that he could retain his dignity if he got out.

There was never a 25th amendment play, never. Dems don't operate that way

Posted by: Kamala's Throat at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (W+TLY)

70
Even if biden and "dr" jill want to go back to the White House, they will not be allowed.

Nope. You gots teh covids. Must isolate. And rest. Here in Delaware, where you shall not be bothered by the press and their cameras.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (H9dsb)

71 Kamala Harris is flying to Wilmington so the end is near, now will Joe be able to Pardon his family before he goes is the big question.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 22, 2024 05:31 PM (FCrpy)



Rumor is that she's bringing a box of cannoli.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (+myjY)

72 Holy Crap new video of Biden struggling to enter the car and SS having to lift his legs into the car.
https://tinyurl.com/2wap2996

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (FCrpy)

73 Seven Days In July.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (Aqu9a)

74 Credit where credit is due. Vivek Ramaswamy, though he’s a dirty filthy pagan to some here, has been spot on about predicting what the Democrats were going to do months ago during the R primaries. Too bad being Indian(dot not feather) disqualifies him with some of the religious right. He sure seems to know wtf he’s talking about.

Posted by: JROD at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (IlL6s)

75 congratulations, Skip!

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (KRtlO)

76 Rumor has it that camelface harris will be co-opting hillary clinton's "I'm With Her" campaign slogan.

But the harris campaign will slightly alter the slogan to:



I've Done Her.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (6pLRH)

77 Enter office by the coup, leave office by the coup.

Posted by: Emmie at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (Sf2cq)

78 How does one "threaten to invoke the 25th Amendment?"
The Amendment requires that the president be unable to fulfill his duties. It can only be "threatened" if this fact can be proven.
But if it can be proven that the president is incapable of fulfilling his duties then invoking the 25th Amendment should be mandatory. Shouldn't it? It shouldn't be possible to threaten someone with it. If the threat is valid then the Amendment must be invoked.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (TL7UX)

79
Bad idea to leave the capital during a coup
Posted by: Oldcat


Exactly!

And that dummy "dr" jill fell for it!

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (H9dsb)

80 53
If I may add my own little Intrigue Speculation:

I suspect biden's own people CONNED "dr" jill biden, too.
I think they told her the best thing to do right now is lay low and come up with a strategy. She agreed because she trusted them.

So they came up with "covid" and "self-isolation" AWAY from the White House. Brilliant!

They fucked over biden and "dr" jill HARD.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:34 PM (H9dsb)

So. we have a scorned Jill...who has still not been seen or heard from, either, since this all went down...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 05:37 PM (exHjb)

81 Hahahahahahahaha!

*gasp!*

Hahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2024 05:37 PM (OQSTL)

82 my respect for Nancy Mace has taken an upward trajectory

Posted by: DanMan at July 22, 2024 05:37 PM (8uzBS)

83 When do the Bolsheviks take the family into the basement?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 05:37 PM (JLq/1)

84 So you did kind of call this one ace.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2024 05:37 PM (LJ9Iy)

85 45 Haven't heard the Circle Jerks for 40 years.

sounds better on Youtueb then on my lo-fi FM radio


you need to get one of them radios built around the super-smooth czech vacuum tubes

Posted by: anachronda at July 22, 2024 05:37 PM (oY6Yp)

86 "That debate was a set-up to convince Democrats that he couldn't run for president," the family source said Monday."

It did seem the Dem moderators were unusually fair to Trump, from what bits I saw.

And maybe they also failed to give Biden his normal drug cocktail?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (Cus5s)

87 Threatened with the 25th amendment or maybe a .45.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (L/fGl)

88 Vivek Ramaswamy I didn't know that he lives in Ohio and is on the short list to replace JD Vance.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (FCrpy)

89 >>If they threatened him with the 25th, I think it would be a hard sell to maintain that he has Pardon Powers.

If they 25th him Harris becomes president. She won't do it before the election but she could issue pardons after the election.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (LkLld)

90 Status: "He's getting used to the idea."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (+myjY)

91 If Biden isn't fit to campaign and was threatened with the 25th, how can he continue his presidency for another 6 months?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)


Normalcy bias and all the trappings of authority, this, Jack Smith, Mayorkas, you name it. The whole strategy is: "I have the magic speaking stick so you have to listen to me, that was the agreement"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (D7oie)

92 Anyone here want to complain about Musk being a total failure and loser for buying up Twitter?

Anyone?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (IG4Id)

93 28 So now we live in a country where a cabal of 51 intelligence community fucksticks routinely intervene in domestic politics to shape American leadership and policy to their liking?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM (+myjY)

------

Yes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (JeYYB)

94 So let me get this straight......the party that claims to "stand for democracy" forced joe biden who won the democrat primary to step aside or be forced to leave the race.


"Democracy" You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (QNSds)

95
Glad to hear the good news, Sponge!

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (H9dsb)

96 >>When do the Bolsheviks take the family into the basement?


This is going to go full Bolshevik v Menschevik

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (ffBQ0)

97
I suspect biden's own people CONNED "dr" jill biden, too.


I am shocked that she hasn't called news-type folks together and let fly with what chicanery is being executed on J'Blowme.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 05:39 PM (xG4kz)

98 Forcibly removed sounds way more ominous than 25th amendment.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM (JOR6L)

99
So. we have a scorned Jill...who has still not been seen or heard from, either, since this all went down...
Posted by: Nova Local


Supposebly she made a tweet, but I don't think she even knows the password to "her" twitter account.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM (H9dsb)

100 46 But his doctor says he is strong as an ox and twice as smart!

strong like ox and smart like fox!

Posted by: anachron: da at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM (oY6Yp)

101 "and now "more than four dozen" say that Biden's continued presidency is a danger to national security."

The danger is the bureaucrats and oligarchs that are really running Biden. But Joe is also a danger, has been for the last four (or forty) years.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM (Cus5s)

102 I am shocked that she hasn't called news-type folks together and let fly with what chicanery is being executed on J'Blowme.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 05:39 PM (xG4kz)



The president and his wife don't need distractions like phones, computers and note pads at a time like this.

Posted by: The Deep State at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM (+myjY)

103 Remember to save our sacred democracy the winners of both the major party primaries must be stopped from running for office.

Posted by: The left at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM (oZhjI)

104 Boebert's demand has gone unanswered.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM (5MvGY)

105 Where is Biden? Why won't he tell us that he "voluntarily" withdrew with his own voice?


Because he can't.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM (sAmhv)

106 99
So. we have a scorned Jill...who has still not been seen or heard from, either, since this all went down...
Posted by: Nova Local

Supposebly she made a tweet, but I don't think she even knows the password to "her" twitter account.
Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM (H9dsb)

That tweet wasn't from her - that's obvious.
That's why it had no words.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (exHjb)

107 Thanks for the update on your lady, Sponge! May she recover to full health, quickly.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (O7YUW)

108 >>If they threatened him with the 25th, I think it would be a hard sell to maintain that he has Pardon Powers.

If they 25th him Harris becomes president. She won't do it before the election but she could issue pardons after the election.


I am just pointing out that IF the 25th was used/employed as a threat...that would just about nullify ANY actions he looked to take as the Executive.

Not Officially, of course. But, if established that this was the methodology, they neutered the Executive in doing so.
NONE of his acts could be construed as Official going forward, imo.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (ffBQ0)

109 Boebert's demand has gone unanswered.

Ok, I'll go to the movies with her

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (oZhjI)

110 Credit where credit is due. Vivek Ramaswamy, though he’s a dirty filthy pagan to some here, has been spot on about predicting what the Democrats were going to do months ago during the R primaries. Too bad being Indian(dot not feather) disqualifies him with some of the religious right. He sure seems to know wtf he’s talking about.
Posted by: JROD

I am guessing that Vivek and his brother are actually pretty good friends with J.D. Vance. Vance has a modest investment in their biotech firm. Vance attended Yale Law school at the same time as Vivek, and I would make a bet that Vivek might have introduced J.D.'s future wife to him, as she was probably part of the Indian contingent at Yale at the time.
Vivek is from Cincinnati, which is just a hop, skip and a jump to Middletown, where J.D. presently lives.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (vcOmj)

111 "We've know for 2 years."


Bullshit. Watch his CAMPAIGN! They've known for 4+ years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

112 Great news, Sponge.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (JeYYB)

113 I'm just a bit pissed off that *biden was cogent enough to realize his own party fucked him over.

Dark Brandon indeed. It's lights out shithead.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (Q4IgG)

114 Posted by: JROD at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (IlL6s)

Or the Ann Coulter version; I like everything you say but won’t vote for you because you’re not white.

Well. Ok then.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (eZwyX)

115 So, it was all, leave the gun, take the cannoli?

Posted by: Peaches at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (14URa)

116 We know whatever these people say is a lie. I would hope some people with some influence though will be demanding to see the guy who is alleged to be the president, so we can at least know if he’s alive or not.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (C3tjR)

117 all those staffers that said it was hard to keep up with Joe need to be fired asap

Posted by: DanMan at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (8uzBS)

118

This is going to go full Bolshevik v Menschevik

====

v Left Socialist-Revolutionaries!

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 05:42 PM (V13WU)

119 Wasn't > was

Me > idiot typing

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 05:42 PM (Q4IgG)

120 105 Where is Biden? Why won't he tell us

Hopefully He or at least dr. Jill are formulating their revenge

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 05:42 PM (IyPmt)

121 Heh, they gave joe the trump method but it didn't take very many and #two weeks. But joe couldn't fight back like Trump.

In short retrospect, the coordination seems perfectly clear.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2024 05:42 PM (Mlhrz)

122 53 If I may add my own little Intrigue Speculation:

I suspect biden's own people CONNED "dr" jill biden, too.
I think they told her the best thing to do right now is lay low and come up with a strategy. She agreed because she trusted them.

So they came up with "covid" and "self-isolation" AWAY from the White House. Brilliant!


and the rehoboth pc was crowdstriked, so no checking twitter

Posted by: anachronda at July 22, 2024 05:42 PM (oY6Yp)

123 Where is Biden? Why won't he tell us that he "voluntarily" withdrew with his own voice?


Because he can't.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM


The longer this plays out with no word from any biden the more I think that you are correct.


I remember back in the late 60s into the 70s when soviet leaders would disappear for days at a time and then we would get an announcement that either they had died or had resigned for health reasons.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2024 05:42 PM (QNSds)

124 If you have not seen the clip that JackStraw posted showing Joke giving an address from the oval office you have missed a goody.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (5MvGY)

125 >>Boebert's demand has gone unanswered.


You'd have to be a fag to not at least kill yourself trying to meet her demands.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (ffBQ0)

126 Anyone here want to complain about Musk being a total failure and loser for buying up Twitter?

Anyone?
Posted by: weft cut-loop
___________

I'm at least as happy for the $45 million a month for early voting and ballot harvesting. Dude knows how to get shit done and I truly expect this to have results.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (Dm8we)

127 Where is Biden? Why won't he tell us that he "voluntarily" withdrew with his own voice?


Because he can't.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 05:40 PM (sAmhv)

+1

Posted by: Occam's Razor at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (Aqu9a)

128 Status: "He's getting used to the idea."

Of room temperature?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (sxoZQ)

129 deep state got really bold, didn't it

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (V13WU)

130 The decision has been made but it may take a few days of enforced reflection for Biden to accept it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (+myjY)

131 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)
---
*brohug*

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2024 05:44 PM (OQSTL)

132 "Boebert's demand has gone unanswered."

brrrains. i am not kidding

Posted by: zombie Joe Biteum at July 22, 2024 05:44 PM (vFG9F)

133 Election interference, blackmail, treason, conspiracy, RICO

They should be called out.

Dirty Birdies !


Democracy dies in......You know, the thing

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 05:44 PM (NtVYv)

134 If Hunter ever wanted to tell who said what and to whom and how they effed over his dad, his credibility would be zero. Or they could certainly say it was.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 05:44 PM (JeYYB)

135 The coup is coming from inside the Whitehouse!

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 05:44 PM (HJ9BW)

136 130 The decision has been made but it may take a few days of enforced reflection for Biden to accept it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (+myjY)

We're from the gubmint and we're here to help.

Posted by: Peaches at July 22, 2024 05:44 PM (14URa)

137
I'm at least as happy for the $45 million a month for early voting and ballot harvesting. Dude knows how to get shit done and I truly expect this to have results.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (Dm8we)

Let's just say I'd rather have him on my side then not

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 05:44 PM (IyPmt)

138 117 all those staffers that said it was hard to keep up with Joe need to be fired asap
Posted by: DanMan at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (8uzBS)

Are you kidding? Those people are GOLD!

Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2024 05:44 PM (j4U/Z)

139 I am guessing that Vivek and his brother are actually pretty good friends with J.D. Vance. Vance has a modest investment in their biotech firm. Vance attended Yale Law school at the same time as Vivek, and I would make a bet that Vivek might have introduced J.D.'s future wife to him, as she was probably part of the Indian contingent at Yale at the time.
Vivek is from Cincinnati, which is just a hop, skip and a jump to Middletown, where J.D. presently lives.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (vcOmj)

there was a jingle growing up I heard

"Just a short drive, down I-75 " something something to Middletown, a middle sized town"

I forget what it was for..carpet store?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 05:44 PM (eoQWY)

140 Posted by: weft cut-loop

I still don’t trust him because of all the dangerous AI transhumanism bent but credit where credit is due.

Without him the news and flow of information would be at COVID levels but worse.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 05:45 PM (eZwyX)

141 Speaking of coups, Chick-fil-A has been dethroned as America's fast food. The winner and new champeen: KFC! So we'll still need chicken coups.

https://is.gd/MbRksG

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 22, 2024 05:45 PM (L/fGl)

142 " You must simply endlessly parrot their wisdom as if it were uttered by God Himself."

until they are proven to be wrong, and liars.
Then you are not allowed to claim they ever told such lies.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 05:45 PM (Cus5s)

143 I hope they got all the pardons signed.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 05:45 PM (vFG9F)

144 You can't multiply by zero.

Posted by: torabora at July 22, 2024 05:45 PM (RwUwo)

145 >>I am just pointing out that IF the 25th was used/employed as a threat...that would just about nullify ANY actions he looked to take as the Executive.

Yep. I'm sure there were some lovely parting gifts that accompanied the threats. They want him gone but not angry and taking care of his corrupt family is probably part of the deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (LkLld)

146 "More than four dozen"? That sounds suspiciously like the actual number is 51

*gasp*

MATH? MATH?!!! ON *THIS* BLOG?!

Posted by: pookysgirl, looking for a fainting couch at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (dtlDP)

147 >>Chick-fil-A has been dethroned as America's fast food.


That place might be more overrated than Krispy-Kreme.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (ffBQ0)

148 He or at least dr. Jill are formulating their revenge

Is Paris burning?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (sxoZQ)

149 129 deep state got really bold, didn't it
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (V13WU)

At this point they really are just saying, ya know, f*ck it, yolo.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (LJ9Iy)

150 Foreign national security agents? Foreign?

Posted by: Ciampino - 3-legged chickens farm #07 at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (qfLjt)

151 Crazy thought - what if the people actually running the presidency sent the letter without Jill, or Joe's or Hunter's permission? Just auto penned it?

Now what? Is Joe going to claim they did it without his approval? then what? Will he fire them? Keep running?

Sending out this letter on his behalf, without his permission, is EXACTLY like a horse head in the bed. Either way his presidency is destroyed - even if he stays, he can no longer govern or be taken seriously. And NO WAY he gets re-elected.

So, after some time, he re-appears an agrees that he has quit the campaign. This heaping of praise on him NOW is to force that decision - either fight this and be destroyed or accept what we did gracefully and exit.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (nLFEI)

152 "...set him up to fail at Trump debate"

________________________________

No set-up required. They just pointed tottering Mr. Know-it-all towards the stage. The only way not to have "set him up" would be to avoid the debate.

Well, as much as I think Trump is not necessarily going to be chairing the Mensa Society...his instincts served him very well. It seems obvious in retrospect that Trump was suppose to hagle over the rules of the debate, and instead said, "sure, why not?" That screwed up the protectors.

Posted by: Orson at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (dIske)

153 Well, Ann Coulter has had Bill Mahler’s penis in her mouth, so I’m not really interested in whatever else comes out of there.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (C3tjR)

154 What's really incredible is how lazy these deep state goons have gotten. They had body doubles and fake photos and videos decades ago, now all it takes is 5 minutes on bing and they couldn't even be bothered to fake that.

Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (PZ42z)

155 130 The decision has been made but it may take a few days of enforced reflection for Biden to accept it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (+myjY)

The deep state originally released on Sunday that Biden would talk about his decision "later in the week"...so that tracks...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 05:47 PM (exHjb)

156 I noticed when chic fil a gave a million bucks to BLM as tribute.
I never went back.

Posted by: torabora at July 22, 2024 05:47 PM (RwUwo)

157 I am not okay. I believe it was the inability of the Democrats to support Biden that cost us the greatest President we will ever have. He didn’t give Hunter immunity.

I am heartbroken. Joe gracefully step aside after being pushed out.

Joe Biden is the most consequential president of my lifetime, and I’m sad and dismayed by what the media and his own party have done.

I see Biden stepping down as Putin having won.

Dude, why are you always telling people whose views differ from yours to calm down? Trump-like ad hominem bullying, especially toward a woman, is out of sync with contemporary life.

Posted by: Democrats On Substack Fighting at July 22, 2024 05:47 PM (bFId9)

158 Huh. The debate set *FJB* up for failure...

Yet we had people on this very here comment section saying it was a setup for Trump...

Weird how that worked out, eh?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 05:47 PM (BpYfr)

159 Without him the news and flow of information would be at COVID levels but worse.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

Behold the coming miracle! The MSM will turn the Kamala sow's ear into a silk purse!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 22, 2024 05:47 PM (L/fGl)

160 151 Crazy thought - what if the people actually running the presidency sent the letter without Jill, or Joe's or Hunter's permission? Just auto penned it?

That is hardly a crazy thought at this point. It's more of a working theory.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (+myjY)

161 "The winner and new champeen: KFC! "

BS. KFC has sucked for years. Some things are so stupid that you just have to stand up and say "That's Stupid!".

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (vFG9F)

162 Biden is talking!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (63Dwl)

163 We still haven't heard from the horses mouth he has gave up

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (fwDg9)

164 Maybe Joes not showing himself because he's angry.. make them twist in the wind

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (IyPmt)

165 Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (ffBQ0)

Chik-FIL-a doesn’t even serve real chicken. Saw a video where it took weeks for it to start to mold up.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (eZwyX)

166 Speaking of coups, Chick-fil-A has been dethroned as America's fast food. The winner and new champeen: KFC! So we'll still need chicken coups.

https://is.gd/MbRksG
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever!

I thought it was Del Taco?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (VNX3d)

167
At this point it's all about who can pardon who. I can't say, and Gerald Ford can confirm, that pardoning an ex-President guarantees any sort of electoral success.

But Kamala might fall for the trap. Hope she does. Because I'm only at 45 states for Trump. She could push it to 49.

I'd have to do a Kamala level of weed to think it could hit 50.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (RKVpM)

168


Wait, too demented to run, but totally razor sharp to remain in office????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (x0n13)

169 Chick-fil-A has been dethroned as America's fast food.

What?? You didn't take a knee to shine a random black man's shoes?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 22, 2024 05:49 PM (sxoZQ)

170 I remember back in the late 60s into the 70s when soviet leaders would disappear for days at a time and then we would get an announcement that either they had died or had resigned for health reasons.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2024 05:42 PM (QNSds)

Probably the 80s. USSR had one leader from the mid 60s to Reagan's first term. They had 4 in his first term. Brezhnev, Andropov, Chernenko, and old splotch top.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 05:49 PM (eoQWY)

171 This is like climate science: always trying to hide the decline...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 05:49 PM (ynpvh)

172 What did Coulter say?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 05:49 PM (JeYYB)

173 So they threatened him with no pudding I betcha.

Posted by: torabora at July 22, 2024 05:49 PM (RwUwo)

174 Vivek is from Cincinnati, which is just a hop, skip and a jump to Middletown, where J.D. presently lives.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (vcOm


I heard Professor Amy Chua, the tiger mom introduced them.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 05:49 PM (NtVYv)

175 Speaking of coups, Chick-fil-A has been dethroned as America's fast food. The winner and new champeen: KFC! So we'll still need chicken coups.

https://is.gd/MbRksG
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
________

No way. Service and building maintenance at KFC has degenerated to Hardee's levels, as it has with most other fast food restaurants. Chick-fil-A is one of the few exceptions.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 05:49 PM (Dm8we)

176 >>Chik-FIL-a doesn’t even serve real chicken. Saw a video where it took weeks for it to start to mold up.


It's terrible stuff and not at all worth the hassle of trying to source.

The only thing they have going for them is Customer Service.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:49 PM (ffBQ0)

177 I still don’t trust him because of all the dangerous AI transhumanism bent but credit where credit is due.

Without him the news and flow of information would be at COVID levels but worse.
Posted by: thathalfrican


I don't either. And we don't have to. But we can all at least agree we're in a dramatically better place than we were before that. And, what was claimed in certain quarters on the Right-o-Sphere was that he was a crypto-marxist just finalizing our doom. not so much, huh?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM (IG4Id)

178 162 Biden is talking!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (63Dwl)



And the lips of a purple-lipped dog-eater are moving.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM (x0n13)

179 One could reasonably ask- who runs the country? Sure seems like Biden answers to a lot of people.

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM (9O5em)

180 The more I think about it, the less crazy it seems - Biden didn't write the letter. His staff did and sent it out to force him to resign. His choices are to fight the letter and destroy his presidency, or accept it, get heaps of praise, and retire gracefully.

Because it makes no sense he hasn't made any appearance after the letter. Nothing. Not even a photo op. How about a picture of him waving at the camera? It's downright weird.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM (nLFEI)

181 162 Biden is talking!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 22, 2024 05:48 PM (63Dwl)

Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM (NtVYv)

182
Holy Crap new video of Biden struggling to enter the car and SS having to lift his legs into the car.
https://tinyurl.com/2wap2996
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

===========

There's another vid from a few weeks ago of him trying to get into a van. Couldn't figure out where the footboard was.

In the one you linked, it's clearly not muscular weakness that's afflicting him. He just can't figure out how car doors work.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM (RRd91)

183 Where is Biden? Why won't he tell us that he "voluntarily" withdrew with his own voice?

If he did, how could we tell? Sometimes Joey is quite unintelligible.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM (ynpvh)

184 Posted by: BurtTC at July 22, 2024 05:46 PM (C3tjR)

Lmfao.

She still serves a purpose but is turning into a gate keeping Veruca Salt scold.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM (eZwyX)

185 Not a single cough or sniffle on Biden's call in and he said Trump was a threat to democracy. He was slurring but had zero indication of having had covid. It was all an excuse.

Posted by: SamIam at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM (oasF3)

186 Why didn't Joe just take them out back and kick their asses?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 22, 2024 05:51 PM (cOq4q)

187 151 Crazy thought - what if the people actually running the presidency sent the letter without Jill, or Joe's or Hunter's permission?

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: crowdstrike at July 22, 2024 05:51 PM (oY6Yp)

188 Bein' this here is a Smart Military Blog, 'n all, I thought y'all might be interested in Kamala!'s Passionate Pledge to our Troops and Veterans as the next Commander In Chief:

https://youtu.be/tRLD9DcSpJQ

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 05:51 PM (D9pmM)

189 I guess another way to forcibly remove the President would be with a comically inept protective detail.

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2024 05:51 PM (IFNME)

190 I saw on utoob where a 17 year old Taco Bell bean burrito tastes exactly the same as a 3 day old one.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 05:51 PM (vFG9F)

191 Dude, why are you always telling people whose views differ from yours to calm down? Trump-like ad hominem bullying, especially toward a woman, is out of sync with contemporary life.
Posted by: Democrats On Substack Fighting at July 22, 2024 05:47 PM (bFId9)

Trump like ad hominem bullying is over half what women say about anyone they know not in the room at the time.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 05:51 PM (eoQWY)

192 >>Why didn't Joe just take them out back and kick their asses?


Because Kamala is going to take them out back and suck them off.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:51 PM (ffBQ0)

193 Fake AI generated Joe Biden "phone call" being played on FAUX Noos right now

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 22, 2024 05:51 PM (1FWWQ)

194 The auto-pen is more alive than Joe.

Posted by: torabora at July 22, 2024 05:51 PM (RwUwo)

195 I've said a few times I want Sundowner to go Capt Queeg on a public stand

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 05:52 PM (fwDg9)

196 Chik-FIL-a doesn’t even serve real chicken. Saw a video where it took weeks for it to start to mold up.


It's terrible stuff and not at all worth the hassle of trying to source.

The only thing they have going for them is Customer Service.
Posted by: garrett


I hate to say it, but Popeye's chicken sandwich beats Chick-fil-A.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 05:52 PM (6pLRH)

197 I am knocking on your front door...... Better Pardon Hunter soon or time may run out. And time is on my side and my batting average is 1000.....

Posted by: The Grimm Reaper at July 22, 2024 05:52 PM (hbjSA)

198 So Joe spoke but was not seen ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 05:52 PM (IyPmt)

199 It is ironic that Joe doesn't get taken out by " threat to Democracy" Trump but by his own party...l.

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 05:52 PM (HJ9BW)

200 KFC?
BS. No one can even afford their overpriced slop.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 22, 2024 05:52 PM (elaR+)

201 Out: Seven Days in May
In: Seven Days in July

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2024 05:52 PM (YqDXo)

202 The Death of Stalin needs to be remade, but about Biden and trying to find the intern that has the password to the Twitter account all the while trying to cover up the attempted assinination of their rival for President and it all failed because of DEI etc etc

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 22, 2024 05:52 PM (FCrpy)

203 No matter what the outcome of the DNC convention in Chicago I believe Biden will be either made to resign the presidency or will have 25 th amendment applied.

That way if Kamala is not the candidate she gets to be the president as a consolation. If she is the candidate then it is hoped that being the president will give her the incumbency advantage.

Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2024 05:53 PM (unUNN)

204 143 I hope they got all the pardons signed.

hello, sailor!

Posted by: autopen at July 22, 2024 05:53 PM (oY6Yp)

205
Yup, here he is back in June. Can't figure out that he needs to lift his other foot. Climbing, you know. It's left, right, left, right.

https://tinyurl.com/mtpbr5j2

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 05:53 PM (RRd91)

206 Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM (IG4Id)

People got it wrong, some very trust worthy good people, shit I know I did.

I think the left transing one of his kids and him knowing people actually hurt by the clot shot maybe pushed him over the edge.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 05:53 PM (eZwyX)

207 190 I saw on utoob where a 17 year old Taco Bell bean burrito tastes exactly the same as a 3 day old one.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 05:51 PM (vFG9F)

That makes me feel like running for the border...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 05:53 PM (ynpvh)

208 A family member is claiming the debate was a set-up to remove Biden? I bet that before the debate this family member was telling everyone how Biden would walk away the clear winner.

This is so obviously excuse-making to cover up their abuse.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2024 05:53 PM (qvj20)

209 Yuri Andropov and Konstantin Chernenko send their regards, Joe

The Sovietization of America continues apace…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 05:53 PM (xT8gx)

210 I hate to say it, but Popeye's chicken sandwich beats Chick-fil-A.

Why hate to say it Chik-fil-A is dead to me after what the owner said during BLM summer of love. His chicken is overrated and bland anyway

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 05:53 PM (HJ9BW)

211 >>I hate to say it, but Popeye's chicken sandwich beats Chick-fil-A.


It isn't even a fair comparison, imo.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:53 PM (ffBQ0)

212
More than four dozen former foreign and U.S. national security officials called on Biden to drop
out of the presidential race today.

-------

Foreign national security officials? What?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 22, 2024 05:54 PM (iTNuP)

213 198 So Joe spoke but was not seen ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 05:52 PM (IyPmt)

Not a joke. His word as a Biden.

Posted by: Peaches at July 22, 2024 05:54 PM (14URa)

214 Newsome has come out backing Cumala

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 05:54 PM (HJ9BW)

215 198 So Joe spoke but was not seen ?

sounds totally cromulent to me

Posted by: chatgpt-based deepfake audio generator at July 22, 2024 05:54 PM (oY6Yp)

216 Well, yes, if they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too. (Std government procedures.)

They let him rant for 'Democracy' and NATO, give away everything not nailed down as they desired, and also allowed her & the entire clan to live like royalty

They were all very special people indeed until he wasn't needed.

Posted by: L - If ... (Cell phone) at July 22, 2024 05:54 PM (LL19j)

217 I will say, that I have NEVER seen a popeyes that was 1/2 as clean or 1/4 as friendly as any CF.

But their Chicken Sammich kills the CF foods.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:54 PM (ffBQ0)

218 What did Joe say? Rosebud?

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 05:55 PM (vFG9F)

219
I'm at least as happy for the $45 million a month for early voting and ballot harvesting. Dude knows how to get shit done and I truly expect this to have results.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM


Even Zucker is sitting out his $ this time and proclaimed Trump seconds after shooting is the 'most bad ass' thing he's ever seen.

That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 05:55 PM (RKVpM)

220 Democracy Dies in Diapers

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 22, 2024 05:55 PM (wBaIH)

221 Taco Bell - Make a run for the shitter

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 05:55 PM (NtVYv)

222 The Death of Stalin needs to be remade, but about Biden and trying to find the intern that has the password to the Twitter account all the while trying to cover up the attempted assinination of their rival for President and it all failed because of DEI etc etc
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio


I'd like to see a remake of 'The Lives of Others' framed by our post-modern techno-fascist reality.

It's not just one party involved here.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 05:55 PM (IG4Id)

223 I've never eaten at a Popeye's.

Once I found Chicken Express, I didn't need another fast food chicken place.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:55 PM (Zz0t1)

224 "51 intelligence community officials"?

Area 51?

Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 22, 2024 05:55 PM (DsA2n)

225 >>That makes me feel like running for the border...


Can you grab me a couple of Tostadas and a Soda Pop?

Posted by: Jennifer Lopez at July 22, 2024 05:55 PM (ffBQ0)

226 Just look here at my pen, Mr. President.

*flash*

Posted by: Agent Kay at July 22, 2024 05:56 PM (Aqu9a)

227 Rumors of my death are marginally exaggerated

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 05:56 PM (d9LQi)

228 I will say, that I have NEVER seen a popeyes that was 1/2 as clean or 1/4 as friendly as any CF.

But their Chicken Sammich kills the CF foods.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:54 PM (ffBQ0)


You like em dirty, huh ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 05:56 PM (NtVYv)

229 Forcibly Remove implies the use of a tire iron
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM (D7oie)

Be sure to use Insomniac professional grade tire irons for the finest in quality and performance.

Posted by: Insomniac Tire Irons, LLC at July 22, 2024 05:57 PM (UEmMT)

230 And the lips of a purple-lipped dog-eater are moving.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 05:50 PM


But the caravan goes on.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 05:57 PM (D9pmM)

231 Vivek is from Cincinnati, which is just a hop, skip and a jump to Middletown, where J.D. presently lives.

If you want to find Middletown, look about 2/3rds the way from Cincinnati to Dayton.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 22, 2024 05:57 PM (qvj20)

232 I am not okay. I believe it was the inability of the Democrats to support Biden that cost us the greatest President we will ever have.
_________________

Biden?? Whoa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2024 05:57 PM (YqDXo)

233 I will say, that I have NEVER seen a popeyes that was 1/2 as clean or 1/4 as friendly as any CF.

But their Chicken Sammich kills the CF foods.
Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:54 PM (ffBQ0)


You like em dirty, huh ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Adds flavor

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 22, 2024 05:57 PM (elaR+)

234 Popeye’s Chicken is very good… but not cheap.. no fast food is cheap anymore. We’re not “ that” kind of country anymore.. as planned.

Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 05:57 PM (PCK5/)

235 So Joe "spoke" and said Trump was a danger to democracy ?Evidently that word doesn't mean what he thinks it means

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (IyPmt)

236 Once I found Chicken Express, I didn't need another fast food chicken place.
Posted by: Sponge


Don't go to the one in Denison. Took 45 minutes. People came in after me, ordered more than me, and got their food before me. CE is dead to me.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (6pLRH)

237 You like em dirty, huh ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Adds flavor

What good is an immune system if you don't exercise it?

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (HJ9BW)

238 Lately Chik fil A chicken gives me a tummy ache
KTE thinks its the peanut oil

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (Ka3bZ)

239 "Hunter felt he [Joe Biden] was being set up and he was very concerned about his father," the source said. "These people, these officials were not on Joe's side."

Of course Hunter is concerned. His only marketable skill is not oozing out his mother’s ass after Joe creampied her. With Stupid Joe gone, how’s he going to make bank?

Posted by: Misanthropic Misanthrope at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (DyMiG)

240 four dozen=51

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (Zfp9s)

241 Popeye’s Chicken is very good… but not cheap.. no fast food is cheap anymore. We’re not “ that” kind of country anymore.. as planned.
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 05:57 PM (PCK5/)



It all revolves around energy. Owebama said 'prices will necessarily skyrocket.'

He meant it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (Zz0t1)

242 I'm sure their persuasion tactics were pretty brutal. I wonder if they got physical. We know the Secret Service can be counted on to let someone work the old man over.

Maybe that's why he's being kept from public, because his face is all fucked up.

A guy can dream. I'm picturing some DC enforcer like the ones who beat and shot Seth Rich going at that old piece of shit with a sock full of quarters. Heartwarming.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (0FoWg)

243 Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 05:41 PM (vcOmj)

Well, that and he has a son named Vivek.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (YRsIm)

244
Not that I have any sympathy for Biden- he can go fuck a Big Mac on Broadway, but-

this was clearly elder abuse.

A group of Democrat bullies bullied an old senile man until he broke.

That's probably why we haven't seen Biden, he'd take back his "resignation" toot sweet if live TV.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (eDfFs)

245 From what I understand, Jill hates Kamala with a passion. It warms my heart shaped cavity to know that Jill is seething and has no choice but to sit there and take it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (2UnvF)

246 We're supposed to believe all that? It all sounds wonderfully convenient, almost like a confirmation bias at work here. While I don't put it past the Dems to do these things, it smells a lot like some pundits ginning up some "convenient" details to match the public record and make it look like a huge Dem conspiracy.

Would the Dems do such a series of things? Yeah. Are they bright enough to pull it off? Not proven.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (TOe+Q)

247 >>four dozen=51


One of your Bakers is robbing you.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (ffBQ0)

248 I like El Polo Loco.
Flame grilled awesomeness.

Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (xcIvR)

249 KFC is huge in Mexico, in Eastern Europe and Balkans it's Popeye's but in Serbia spelled 'POPAJ'S' which for some reason I find hugely amusing.

Well, back to trying to get some sleep. Working through old episodes of 'Ultraman'.

Posted by: Democrats On Substack Fighting at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (bFId9)

250 Holy Crap new video of Biden struggling to enter the car and SS having to lift his legs into the car.

https://tinyurl.com/2wap2996

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (FCrpy)

And re-adjust him in his seat. I didn't see a seatbelt being used, but I don't know if that's standard procedure.

Posted by: pookysgirl, an expert in some things but not others at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (dtlDP)

251 Trump "I'll debate Biden anytime anywhere."

I think the Biden's team thought they could corral things in such a way to favor the VP and get Trump to refuse. Trump...didn't refuse.

The real coup was the media, who DIDN'T treat Biden with kid gloves and who instituted rules that didn't favor Biden. Team Biden did not expect that and is how the whole thing got botched.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (nLFEI)

252 We have both a Chick-Fil-A and a KFC in my town.

However, the best fried chicken comes from a local place that puts both of them to shame.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (BpYfr)

253 Whoa, "Joe" called in to Kamala at a campaign event and she said, well, let me talk to some of these people and I'll get back to you.

Posted by: Peaches at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM (14URa)

254
Crazy thought - what if the people actually running the presidency sent the letter without Jill, or Joe's or Hunter's permission? Just auto penned it?

Now what? Is Joe going to claim they did it without his approval? then what? Will he fire them? Keep running?


Are you suggesting that the sainted Dims would take advantage of someone who is mentally disabled?

Anyway, i happen to think that something very much like this is exactly what happened. All the plotters had to do afterward was keep J'Blowme and D'Jill from getting access to anyone affiliated with the media.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM (xG4kz)

255 That makes me feel like running for the border...

_______

Unburden yourself of what has been.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM (Dm8we)

256
Meanwhile, during all this intrigue and betrayal, the Democrats have NO candidate campaigning for 2024.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM (H9dsb)

257 It’s a coup, straight up

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM (/zL9p)

258 Only good fried chicken is bone-in fried chicken.

Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM (PCK5/)

259 You like em dirty, huh ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway


Sister Zoot > Sister Dingo

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM (D9pmM)

260
Don't go to the one in Denison. Took 45 minutes. People came in after me, ordered more than me, and got their food before me. CE is dead to me.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (6pLRH)



Terrible.

The one closest to me is garbage. I'll drive the extra 10 miles to ones that I know don't suck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)

261 198 So Joe spoke but was not seen ?

Couldn't have the old guy flashing Morse code signals with his eyelids.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 06:01 PM (+myjY)

262 Bummer, there goes Jill Biden's trip to Paris for the Olympics. She has the wardrobe all ready, surely they could have waited a couple more weeks to institute the coup.

Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2024 06:01 PM (unUNN)

263
That's why the DUmmies are freaking out (more than usual) -- they have no candidate. No one is campaigning.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 06:01 PM (H9dsb)

264 Afternoon.

A straight up motherfucking coup d'etat.

This isn't even late stage Roman Republic, it's more like the Roman Empire and every emperor getting knifed in the back.

Fuck this shit.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:01 PM (GMaP8)

265 Taco Bell will certainly make you unburden your bowels

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 06:01 PM (HJ9BW)

266 214 Newsome has come out backing Cumala
Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 05:54 PM (HJ9BW)

Shootin to be the new VP... because there is NO WAY if the Reps win the House and Senate, Kamalawalla will ever serve out a full term without impeachment.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:01 PM (xaFKb)

267 I suspect a connection between the failed assassination and the retard dropping out.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 22, 2024 06:01 PM (hnCQ0)

268 One of your Bakers is robbing you.

In Soviet Russia Baker always robs you.

Posted by: 13times at July 22, 2024 06:01 PM (Zfp9s)

269 Popeye’s Chicken is very good… but not cheap.. no fast food is cheap anymore. We’re not “ that” kind of country anymore.. as planned.
Posted by: tubal

Bingo. They efforts to ban or restrict it failed, so they found another way.
And the LIVs ate it up.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (elaR+)

270 245 From what I understand, Jill hates Kamala with a passion. It warms my heart shaped cavity to know that Jill is seething and has no choice but to sit there and take it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (2UnvF)

Or she got a message to someone and is telling Joe's delegates to not consolidate on Kamala...news stories are now starting to turn and say this might not be in the bag for her...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (exHjb)

271 "Forcibly" to me doesn't mean niceties like the 25th Amendment. IYKWIM. The Democrats have always been the Mob, and the Mob has always been Democrats.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (MZ+PY)

272 Meanwhile, during all this intrigue and betrayal, the Democrats have NO candidate campaigning for 2024.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM


Who needs to campaign FOR something when you have Orange "The Man Who Said P*SSY" Man to campaign AGAINST?

Posted by: DNC, a wholly-owned division of GlobalistElite, LLC at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (D9pmM)

273 264 Afternoon.

A straight up motherfucking coup d'etat.

This isn't even late stage Roman Republic, it's more like the Roman Empire and every emperor getting knifed in the back.

Fuck this shit.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:01 PM (GMaP

And in the roll of the Pretorian Guard? We give you teh DHS.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (xaFKb)

274
There's no candidate out there calling Trump "hitler!"

They need someone. Anyone!

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (H9dsb)

275 12 Aaargh, 100 comment rule! breaking on X regarding associate(s) of the shooter. Or one of the shooters. So many lies it's hard to keep them straight.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 22, 2024 05:28 PM (w6EFb


As far as I'm concerned, this stuff is too important to be off-topic.

Posted by: Emmie at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (Sf2cq)

276 Pssst Joe...don't turn around...just keep still and don't say anything. Look we're gonna bust you outa here, but you gotta help us out. When I count to ten you have to stand up and say:

"When I get outta here I'm gonna fuck all you bastards little daughters in the ass and you can kiss my shit stained dick, motherfuckers!'

That will be the cue. Now 1...2...3...

Posted by: pawn at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (QB+5g)

277 At this point, I'd take a photo of Joe Bye-den holding up the latest edition of The Washington Post as proof of life.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (gKDq2)

278 I suspect a connection between the failed assassination and the retard dropping out.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 22, 2024 06:01 PM (hnCQ0)

Sure. Brandon was supposed to stagger over the line unopposed because Trump would be dead. But the Secret Service fucked it all up, so Brandon had to go.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2024 06:03 PM (0FoWg)

279
However, the best fried chicken comes from a local place that puts both of them to shame.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 05:59 PM (BpYfr)



If I'm going for true fried chicken, I'm headed to Gus' World Famous Fried Chicken.

Best I've ever had, hands down.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:03 PM (Zz0t1)

280 The latest rumor within the hour from "X" (via Charlie Kirk) is that Biden is being rushed to UMC hospital in Delaware, or maybe going back to Washington on AF1 to go to Walter Reed (it is a little confused).
Kamala Harris is supposed to be going to Delaware right now.
I am going to make a big guess that Joe might be dead by sundown today, and Kamala gets sworn in as President.

In the words of Ron Burgundy, "Well, that escalated quickly!"

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 06:03 PM (vcOmj)

281 I love Joe Biden!

OK, Kammie, that makes you and maybe one other in the world. But you're lying, so it's maybe one in the whole world.

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 06:03 PM (5fDan)

282 And in the roll of the Pretorian Guard? We give you teh DHS.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (xaFKb)

Yeah, time for those fucking fucks to go.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:03 PM (GMaP8)

283 ACE OF SPADES

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=2C263jcNKpY

Posted by: REVEREND HORTON HEAT at July 22, 2024 06:04 PM (ffBQ0)

284
That video of Biden not being able to get into the limousine without help, and having to put his legs in for him is so damning. He is not able to complete his term. No way.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 22, 2024 06:04 PM (+oR7L)

285 Sure. Brandon was supposed to stagger over the line unopposed because Trump would be dead. But the Secret Service fucked it all up, so Brandon had to go.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2024 06:03 PM (0FoWg)

-------

This is what I believe.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 06:04 PM (JeYYB)

286 I watched the Cheatle interrogation by Congress today and it's fair to say conspiracy theorists are probably right: conditions were created to give an easily manipulated, loner-loser amateur the best possible chance at assassinating Donald Trump. Since Trump is still on the board thanks to what looked to me like Divine Providence, Joe Biden can't be.

Biden's removal looks like a rush job. They're winging it. I think this because no one wanted Kamala, that cackling witch, as the candidate, yet here she is, and they simply can't push a Woman of Color aside.

I predict another attempt on Trump's life. It would be an incredibly risky and stupid thing for Biden's handlers to do, but that's precisely why I think they'll try it. They'll blame the Iranians, or maybe Russia next time since they've already used up the Iranian idea.

Those actually running things at the White House think like gangsters. If you understand that about them, it makes everything they do predictable.

Posted by: troyriser at July 22, 2024 06:04 PM (Vvljl)

287 If you win with the help of 51 members of the intelligence community then expect to lose with the help of the same. Live by the sword analogy on full display.

Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2024 06:04 PM (unUNN)

288 Are you suggesting that the sainted Dims would take advantage of someone who is mentally disabled?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM (xG4kz)

Exhibit A: Gabby Giffords.

Posted by: pookysgirl is sure you can come up with others at July 22, 2024 06:04 PM (dtlDP)

289 Kamala's presser today was just about the student athletes, no mention of Biden stepping down or her stepping into the role.

Does SHE even know she's the new presidential nominee?

All of this is so weird. Dems don't know how to properly cover up coups, or assasinations, or the weekend at Bernie'ing of a president. When did they get so sloppy?

Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 06:05 PM (QAK8m)

290 Dems put out a smear hit job on Bidens brother Frank complete with Weiner style selfie!

Biden ‘Family Source’ Smears Frank Biden as an “Alcoholic” After He Suggests Joe Biden is Terminal

https://tinyurl.com/yzx9xvac

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 06:05 PM (szWen)

291 Don't know if anyone brought this up but based upon the Post's story about Biden's paranoia and anger, how long until a Hitler "Downfall" parody is produced? Biden in a bunker or beach compound is perfect

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 06:05 PM (qejsy)

292 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 05:33 PM (Zz0t1)

Thx for the update, Sponge. Prayers continue for First Lady, Mrs. Sponge.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 06:05 PM (dTTBf)

293
My be racists to state but black-run chicken joints are FAR better than other; the ghetto Popeye's make the suburban one here 'pale' in comparison.

And in the south. Well, now we talkin'.

Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2024 06:05 PM (j4U/Z)

294 I'm not one for conspiracy theories, mostly cuz they're all bullshit, but the idea that Biden could very well be dead by the end of the...Summer? Month? Week? Yeah, I can see it.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:06 PM (GMaP8)

295
All of this is so weird. Dems don't know how to properly cover up coups, or assasinations, or the weekend at Bernie'ing of a president. When did they get so sloppy?
Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 06:05 PM (QAK8m)



She's been worried about our Vets HER ENTIRE LIFE, don'tchaknow......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)

296 Of course Hunter is concerned. His only marketable skill is not oozing out his mother’s ass after Joe creampied her. With Stupid Joe gone, how’s he going to make bank?
Posted by: Misanthropic Misanthrope at July 22, 2024 05:58 PM (DyMiG)

His art career. Duh.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:06 PM (eoQWY)

297 >>> But the harris campaign will slightly alter the slogan to: I've Been With Her


I've been With Her, unburdened by what has been

Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 06:06 PM (QAK8m)

298 Remember the great series "I, Claudius?"

When the Praetorian guard has had it with Caligula and murder him, they prowl through the royal chambers, and come upon the cowering, stuttering Claudius, who is of the royal family, but way way down the food chain.

"Here's one that will do!"

But Harris ain't no Claudius. She's our Nero.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 22, 2024 06:06 PM (/zYHA)

299 Thx for the update, Sponge. Prayers continue for First Lady, Mrs. Sponge.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 06:05 PM (dTTBf)



Thank you very much.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)

300 Will the Politically Correct Media give Joe a pass on calling the black female Vice President, "kid"?

Ha, I denounce myself for asking the question.

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 06:06 PM (5fDan)

301 Just saw a video which captures the shooter on the roof as the first shot is heard. No kick.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 22, 2024 06:06 PM (hnCQ0)

302
The "saving our democracy" crowd sure don't like following the rules of democracy, do they?

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (+oR7L)

303
Biden ‘Family Source’ Smears Frank Biden as an “Alcoholic” After He Suggests Joe Biden is Terminal

https://tinyurl.com/yzx9xvac
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 06:05 PM (szWen)



We're all terminal, Joe is just a helluva lot closer than most.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (Zz0t1)

304 "Forcibly" to me doesn't mean niceties like the 25th Amendment. IYKWIM. The Democrats have always been the Mob, and the Mob has always been Democrats.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (MZ+PY)

Call us the Mob again and we'll have your legs broken.

Posted by: DNC Commission at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (Aqu9a)

305 Supposedly Nancy is "endorsing" Kamala!, while also pushing for an open convention, the purpose of which is to nominate whatever person they have who's polling best against OrangeManBad, which few think will be Kamala!

If Kamala! ascends the throne, gonna be kind of hard to coup against her in that scenario.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (D9pmM)

306 Pollo Campero wins around here. Not popular as it is Spanish and not black. Their rice and beans are good. CF is the cleanest, nicest fast food everywhere. I had KFC once.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (IG7T0)

307 They are not ashamed of their obvious lies about Joe.

Robust!
Smart!
Photographic memory!
Runs circles around us!
We can't keep up!
Joe's in his prime!
He's just tired, he works so hard!
He's sharper than ever in meetings!

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (JeYYB)

308 Only good fried chicken is bone-in fried chicken.

Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:00 PM


I have been doing fried chicken in the air fryer lately, I will not go back to frying chicken in a cast iron skillet with oil/lard.


I finally got the temp, time, spice combo (mortons natures seasoning) and flower coating (Kentucky Kernel) correct. Tastes just as good as fried chicken with about half the calories and no fat except what is in the chicken.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (QNSds)

309 I'm starting to really think he died over the weekend.

Louise Loomer reported a serious medical emergency during the WI trip.

Charlie Kirk reporting Biden was being transported to Las Vegas hospital last week, then suddenly diverted to AF1 for fast take off to return to Delaware.

What if he actually died in LV, and they have been working all this as a con to illegally transfer the campaign funds to Harris?

Fits the facts on the ground right now.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (LjKNJ)

310 This is Hackneyed, but…” It’s the Economy, Stupid” may be the downfall of the Democrats this election… if they happen to lose.

Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (PCK5/)

311 Best chicken joint?

Los Pollos Hermanos

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (6pLRH)

312 Thank you very much.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)
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Ditto on the prayers.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (tT6L1)

313 @280 if Charlie Kirk wants s correct about Biden being on death's door , Biden's funeral will be last until election day

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (qejsy)

314 I've been With Her, unburdened by what has been
Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 06:06 PM (QAK8m)


So, a one night stand?

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (gKDq2)

315
I think the Biden's team thought they could corral things in such a way to favor the VP and get Trump to refuse. Trump...didn't refuse.

Posted by: El Mariachi

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Well, the Post article here says the opposite. He was set up to go into that debate and fail.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (RRd91)

316 282 And in the roll of the Pretorian Guard? We give you teh DHS.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (xaFKb)

Yeah, time for those fucking fucks to go.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:03 PM (GMaP

I said it at the time... one of the greatest threats this nation has ever seen, was done by Young Bush, with the War on Terror stuff. They consolidated all Fed Police under one Person (DHS), then put all the armed forces and Intelligence folks under the Nat Sec Adv....

One of the Wise things our forefathers did, was have one part of Government, able to counteract another if needed... ie... send the Marines to subdue the Army if needed... and have Navy Intell and FBI, as Counters to Army intell or CIA...

Bush broke that.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (xaFKb)

317 We're all terminal
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM


This.

Posted by: DEC VT-100 at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (D9pmM)

318 I'm seeing tweets claiming Kamala will destroy Trump in a debate. Is it possible to be more delusional?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (JLq/1)

319 Harris is Tiberius: stupid and vindictive.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (IG7T0)

320
Hey dad, could you pardon me before you die?
-Hunter Biden

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (+oR7L)

321 Kamala Harris is supposed to be going to Delaware right now.
I am going to make a big guess that Joe might be dead by sundown today, and Kamala gets sworn in as President.

In the words of Ron Burgundy, "Well, that escalated quickly!"
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 06:03 PM (vcOmj)

Why would she have to go to Delaware to get sworn in?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (eoQWY)

322
Ditto on the prayers.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (tT6L1)



Step 1 was today.

Step 2 starts in a few weeks. Today was pretty positive. That clump of shit is out of her, so we feel better about things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)

323 Sounds a bit like 'insurrection' to me.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 06:09 PM (4M+oY)

324 Thx for the update, Sponge. Prayers continue for First Lady, Mrs. Sponge.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


What Fen said. Still praying.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:09 PM (6pLRH)

325 Biden was forced out so should Cheatle.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 22, 2024 06:09 PM (4p0Xq)

326 Where is Biden? Why won't he tell us that he "voluntarily" withdrew with his own voice?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:24 PM

Your headline answers the question, Ace. "New York Post: Insiders Say that Democrats Threatened to "Forcibly Remove Biden from Office" Unless He "Voluntarily" Resigned"

He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at July 22, 2024 06:09 PM (/nCD+)

327 This.
Posted by: DEC VT-100 at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (D9pmM)




Holy crap.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:09 PM (Zz0t1)

328 Also, I hope someone like Twitchy does a proper run down of the Catturd / Montel Williams feud on X. Because Kamala's old sugar daddy letting a cat avatar get under his skin is just hilarious.

Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 06:09 PM (QAK8m)

329 We have a KFC, CFA, Churches, Popeyes, and a Caines.
Unfortunately the only two worth going to are the CFA and Popeyes, in that order.
The others have a reputation for undercooked chicken or in the case of Caines, bland and tasteless food.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (elaR+)

330 And do we believe these people really had such a cunning plan?

Nope. They are opportunistic apparatchik vermin.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (4M+oY)

331 I said it at the time... one of the greatest threats this nation has ever seen, was done by Young Bush, with the War on Terror stuff. They consolidated all Fed Police under one Person (DHS), then put all the armed forces and Intelligence folks under the Nat Sec Adv....

One of the Wise things our forefathers did, was have one part of Government, able to counteract another if needed... ie... send the Marines to subdue the Army if needed... and have Navy Intell and FBI, as Counters to Army intell or CIA...

Bush broke that.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (xaFKb)

Very true. It's also why FBI should never have been under DOJ...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (exHjb)

332 Why would she have to go to Delaware to get sworn in?
Posted by: Oldcat


LBJ was sworn in on a plane.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (6pLRH)

333
What Fen said. Still praying.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:09 PM (6pLRH)



We are very humbled by all of you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (Zz0t1)

334 215 198 So Joe spoke but was not seen ?

sounds totally cromulent to me
Posted by: chatgpt-based deepfake audio generator at July 22, 2024 05:54 PM (oY6Yp)


Has anyone checked in between the thighs of the nearest 11-year-old girl?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (x0n13)

335 Chik-FIL-a doesn’t even serve real chicken. Saw a video where it took weeks for it to start to mold up.

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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR SUCH THINGS !!!

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (V13WU)

336 One of the Wise things our forefathers did, was have one part of Government, able to counteract another if needed... ie... send the Marines to subdue the Army if needed... and have Navy Intell and FBI, as Counters to Army intell or CIA...

Bush broke that.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (xaFKb)

Even the Soviets had 2 security services, KGB and GRU (military intelligence) . one could check the other at need.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (eoQWY)

337 322
Ditto on the prayers.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (tT6L1)


Step 1 was today.

Step 2 starts in a few weeks. Today was pretty positive. That clump of shit is out of her, so we feel better about things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)

Sponge, glad to hear it was a “ limited” surgery, if I read you right… God bless her, and you, and may the anxiety level for both of you be relieved…

Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (PCK5/)

338 so it seems Biden called in to some campaign event (see NYpost) and confirmed that he is indeed alive

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (/7KEl)

339 Why would she have to go to Delaware to get sworn in?
Posted by: Oldcat

To be at his side when the old man kicks the bucket. She doesn't HAVE to be there.

The Death of Stalin. This whole thing would be pretty funny as a parody.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (vcOmj)

340 Those of you waiting to buy ammo perhaps should not be waiting.

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (OQSTL)

341 In the words of Ron Burgundy, "Well, that escalated quickly!"
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 06:03 PM (vcOmj)

Why would she have to go to Delaware to get sworn in?
Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (eoQWY)

May not be dead.... but close... so she needs to see him to kick off the 25th?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (xaFKb)

342 Harris is Tiberius: stupid and vindictive.
Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (IG7T0)



And I already have "Sejanus" on my resume!

Posted by: Hillary! 2025 Dark Horse Candidate at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (+myjY)

343
Kamala - being too dumb to realize that pardoning the Biden Crime Family Syndicate is the electoral kiss of death, goes ahead, before the convention.

Popcorn is needed. Hillary!!

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (RKVpM)

344 LOL!

Moar Popcorn!

*cracks a Leinie from the freezer*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (UWgy2)

345 I don't eat junk food, mostly. But when I do , it's Chik-FIL-a. Don't deny me my junkfood experience.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (V13WU)

346 234 Popeye’s Chicken is very good… but not cheap.. no fast food is cheap anymore. We’re not “ that” kind of country anymore.. as planned.
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 05:57 PM (PCK5/)

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Basic Chick-fil-a sandwich yesterday was $5.09 before tax.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (CQ8KO)

347 'operatives at the very highest levels' doncha know.


Posted by: jillyjilly at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (bUuSq)

348 I've Been With Her!

Posted by: Half the Men in LA at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (Mlhrz)

349 Hey dad, could you pardon me before you die?
-Hunter Biden


They're doing official things like that over twitter these days, Hunter. Are you following the Biden account that said he's dropping out?

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (lCA8w)

350 Also, I hope someone like Twitchy does a proper run down of the Catturd / Montel Williams feud on X. Because Kamala's old sugar daddy letting a cat avatar get under his skin is just hilarious.
Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 06:09 PM (QAK8m)



Montel Williams used my high school (and the rest) along with hundreds of other schools to launch his TV career.

That man can mulef*ck a diseased herd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (Zz0t1)

351 338 so it seems Biden called in to some campaign event (see NYpost) and confirmed that he is indeed alive
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (/7KEl)

If you believe voice only...

It would be more helpful if he walked out the door of his DE beach house and hot ice cream so real, honest to God people, could see him...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (exHjb)

352 What if he actually died in LV, and they have been working all this as a con to illegally transfer the campaign funds to Harris?

Fits the facts on the ground right now.
Posted by: Dave in Fla


That is a distinct possibility. He may already be dead.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (vcOmj)

353 Step 1 was today.

Step 2 starts in a few weeks. Today was pretty positive. That clump of shit is out of her, so we feel better about things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)
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My plan is to give FIRST! lady a hug in Oct, God willing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (tT6L1)

354 And in the roll of the Pretorian Guard? We give you teh DHS.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:02 PM (xaFKb)

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Caligula had his horse Incitatus.
Don Corleone had his horse's head.
And The Junta has its horse's ass Myorkas.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (Z0qcz)

355 hot = got (4th typo today)...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (exHjb)

356 Chik-FIL-a doesn’t even serve real chicken. Saw a video where it took weeks for it to start to mold up.

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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR SUCH THINGS !!!
Posted by: runner


Could be the pickle juice it's marinated in.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (6pLRH)

357 "More than four dozen" = 51.
lol yeah, the jokes write themselves.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (2xB3Z)

358 Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:08 PM (xaFKb)

I agree. If you’ve held this position since 9/11 extra props and apologies because you were right and I was wrong.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (eZwyX)

359 but stubborn Biden fought against it every step of the way

We are all Jack Ruby...

Posted by: Well-Orchestrated Palace Coup at July 22, 2024 06:13 PM (lCA8w)

360 Sponge, glad to hear it was a “ limited” surgery, if I read you right… God bless her, and you, and may the anxiety level for both of you be relieved…
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (PCK5/)



It was. The mass, a couple lymph nodes and a little bit around the mass. All things considered, a positive outcome.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:13 PM (Zz0t1)

361 I hope I don't wake up tomorrow to weird news about Joe.

Right now I wouldn't be able to take the ass-licking the media would give the lying, plagiarist, pervert.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 06:13 PM (JeYYB)

362 What if he actually died in LV, and they have been working all this as a con to illegally transfer the campaign funds to Harris?

Fits the facts on the ground right now.
Posted by: Dave in Fla


That is a distinct possibility. He may already be dead.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (vcOmj)
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The longer Joe remains hidden, the more we can expect the Junta has illegally seized power.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:13 PM (tT6L1)

363 Our local KFC closed down during the coof only to be reborn as a Popeyes. Worst rated fast food in the area for years now. Go figure.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (IG4Id)

364 338 so it seems Biden called in to some campaign event (see NYpost) and confirmed that he is indeed alive
Yes, he did in a raspy, slurred voice and told Kamala he loves her.

Posted by: beckster at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (GbGY3)

365 I am trying to get the proper comparison of Slo Joe to the appropriate Roman Emperor…

Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (PCK5/)

366 351 338 so it seems Biden called in to some campaign event (see NYpost) and confirmed that he is indeed alive
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 06:11 PM (/7KEl)

Sounds like a hostage

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (IyPmt)

367 Was the doc in on the purge? As in, Hey, Joe, roll up your sleeve, it's 40 minutes to debate time and you know how long it takes for this shit to work.

But the shit is fake and it don't work.

Biden wobbles onstage and it's the shit show they wanted from him.

The whole fucking thing is so Shakespearean, including the assassination attempt. I want to get some paper and a typerwriter.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (/zYHA)

368 Could be the pickle juice it's marinated in

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Is this ..phrasing ?? or is it really pickle juice ?

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (V13WU)

369 When the Praetorian guard has had it with Caligula and murder him, they prowl through the royal chambers, and come upon the cowering, stuttering Claudius, who is of the royal family, but way way down the food chain.

Claudius, IIRC, had a congenitally malformed leg. The modern term for calf pain due to vascular insufficiency is called claudication, named after him. The stuttering was a shrewd ruse, he was actually quite intelligent and served the empire well.

If Harris suddenly turns around and becomes intelligent and shrewd, the analogy would be apt. But who are we kidding, right?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (DsA2n)

370
My plan is to give FIRST! lady a hug in Oct, God willing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:12 PM (tT6L1)



We are still planning to attend. Time will tell, however.

There's a chance she makes a limited appearance, but we will see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (Zz0t1)

371 335 Chik-FIL-a doesn’t even serve real chicken. Saw a video where it took weeks for it to start to mold up.

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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR SUCH THINGS !!!
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (V13WU)
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So I'd guess that's because they irradiate the chicken, like almost commercial strawberry grower does.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (2xB3Z)

372
Is this ..phrasing ?? or is it really pickle juice ?
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (V13WU)



If so, Imma try this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)

373
I hope you all realize how this Farce will end -- the same way all Democrat Farces end:

With the blame of it all on Republicans and Trump.

Don't believe me? Just wait.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (H9dsb)

374 280 The latest rumor within the hour from "X" (via Charlie Kirk) is that Biden is being rushed to UMC hospital in Delaware, or maybe going back to Washington on AF1 to go to Walter Reed (it is a little confused).
Kamala Harris is supposed to be going to Delaware right now.


Is she going to implement the "Scalia solution" if Joe doesn't give up power willingly?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (SRRAx)

375 Joe was-according to the" NY Post" slurry and raspy when he called in, and told Kamala that he loved her. I don't believe this stuff.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (dTTBf)

376 I am trying to get the proper comparison of Slo Joe to the appropriate Roman Emperor…
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (PCK5/)
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Caligula.

Joe is a pedophile Hair sniffer who preyed on at least one family member.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (tT6L1)

377 Kamala Harris raised over 81million dollars in one day from "small" dollar from 900,000 grass root donors. The most of any candidate ever running for office.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (NpAcC)

378 375 Joe was-according to the" NY Post" slurry and raspy when he called in, and told Kamala that he loved her. I don't believe this stuff.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (dTTBf)

With a gun to his head ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (IyPmt)

379 Just saw a picture of Epstein and Kamala hugging.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:16 PM (6pLRH)

380 Happy Monday, Joe.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 06:16 PM (v0R5T)

381
Joe is a pedophile Hair sniffer who preyed on at least one family member.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (tT6L1



I'm betting he's not the only one that dipped stick in Jill.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:16 PM (Zz0t1)

382 I hope I don't wake up tomorrow to weird news about Joe.

Right now I wouldn't be able to take the ass-licking the media would give the lying, plagiarist, pervert.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 06:13 PM


Well they have already called him the best president since Ike and a uniter that transcended party bounds for the good of the country.


They left out the fact that he was a racist and supported the kkk, it's leaders and it's plans and policies and was 100% for segregation continuing after the SCOTUS Brown vs. Board of Education decision.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2024 06:16 PM (QNSds)

383 Late to the party as usual. Something is definitely rotten in Delaware.

Sponge! {{hugs}} prayers for quick and complete recovery for your wife.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at July 22, 2024 06:16 PM (iF0sF)

384 368 Could be the pickle juice it's marinated in

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Is this ..phrasing ?? or is it really pickle juice ?
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (V13WU)
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Coincidentally I heard the same thing and used pickle juice with a little sea salt added as a brine and it does seem to help.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:16 PM (2xB3Z)

385 > Shootin to be the new VP... because there is NO WAY if the Reps win the House and Senate, Kamalawalla will ever serve out a full term without impeachment.
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I don't think that's even remotely "the plan." Harris will take over from *biden by August. She'll be the historic first black, female president in history. But with the historically shortest term. It doesn't matter who is selected for VP. Unless there's a massive steal in the works to make THAT person president. At some later date.

Harris is "disposable."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 06:16 PM (Q4IgG)

386 377 Kamala Harris raised over 81million dollars in one day from "small" dollar from 900,000 grass root donors. The most of any candidate ever running for office.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (NpAcC)

AKA Wall ST. wink, wink

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 06:16 PM (IyPmt)

387 I am trying to get the proper comparison of Slo Joe to the appropriate Roman Emperor…
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (PCK5/)

well, old, heir to a family line, put in place with a coup, had a controversial first marriage and a horrible second one. and a stutter and infirmity ... Emperor Claudius. But I like Claudius.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:17 PM (eoQWY)

388 Why would she have to go to Delaware to get sworn in?
Posted by: Oldcat
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No Press. They will tape it, then edit it, then hand it out to the Press.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 06:17 PM (VJFAr)

389 Joe was-according to the" NY Post" slurry and raspy when he called in, and told Kamala that he loved her. I don't believe this stuff.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (dTTBf)
*******
I was watching it when it happened.
He sounded drunk or drugged.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 06:17 PM (NpAcC)

390 Joe is being marinated in pickle juice?

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2024 06:17 PM (OQSTL)

391 Gleischaultung

Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2024 06:17 PM (e1RnI)

392 There may even be a stand in for Joe.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 06:17 PM (VJFAr)

393 377 Kamala Harris raised over 81million dollars in one day from "small" dollar from 900,000 grass root donors. The most of any candidate ever running for office.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (NpAcC)

Now, lets go back and see the Zip codes of those 'small' ie UNTRACKED donations.

This is called money laundering.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (xaFKb)

394 if Charlie Kirk wants s correct about Biden being on death's door , Biden's funeral will be last until election day

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 06:07 PM (qejsy)

Ah yes, the McCain Precedent.

Posted by: pookysgirl, categorizing at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (dtlDP)

395 Kamala Harris raised over 81million dollars in one day from "small" dollar from 900,000 grass root donors. The most of any candidate ever running for office.
Posted by: redridinghood


It's funny. The most incompetent people ever are hitting all these historical firsts. First Obola, then Joe, now Kumswalla.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (6pLRH)

396 If they 25th him Harris becomes president. She won't do it before the election but she could issue pardons after the election.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 05:38 PM (LkLld)


The 25th does not remove the President from office.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (IFNME)

397 377 Kamala Harris raised over 81million dollars in one day from "small" dollar from 900,000 grass root donors. The most of any candidate ever running for office.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (NpAcC)

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Could this possibly be true?

No, no it couldn't.

I think the grass roots is still in shock.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (JeYYB)

398 Biden proof of life call: yes, I am in fact inhaling and exhaling. I am functioning within acceptable parameters and I do not shit pants, pant , pants ,parts plus, . Call ends

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (qejsy)

399 NY Post: Slurring, raspy Biden calls in to Kamala Harris’ first visit to campaign headquarters: ‘I love you!’

https://tinyurl.com/2ez3krrj

Listen to the audio. Jayzis fucking Cricket, dude sounds like he's pumped full of sedatives!

I'm calling it. Biden'll be dead before the election.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:19 PM (GMaP8)

400 Anyone here really think that he died over the weekend??? That’s so.. Soviet.. if true.

Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:19 PM (PCK5/)

401 Chik-FIL-a doesn’t even serve real chicken. Saw a video where it took weeks for it to start to mold up.

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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR SUCH THINGS !!!
Posted by: runner

Bullshit.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 22, 2024 06:19 PM (elaR+)

402 Caligula.

Joe is a pedophile Hair sniffer who preyed on at least one family member.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (tT6L1)

Caligula was one of the youngest Emperors, early 20s when he got in.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:19 PM (eoQWY)

403
Sponge! {{hugs}} prayers for quick and complete recovery for your wife.
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at July 22, 2024 06:16 PM (iF0sF)



*hugs*


Thank you so much!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)

404 393 377 Kamala Harris raised over 81million dollars in one day from "small" dollar from 900,000 grass root donors. The most of any candidate ever running for office.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (NpAcC)

Now, lets go back and see the Zip codes of those 'small' ie UNTRACKED donations.

This is called money laundering.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (xaFKb)

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The DU apparently dispatched their minions to all the forums and blogs with this talking point.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:19 PM (2xB3Z)

405 Could be the pickle juice it's marinated in

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Is this ..phrasing ?? or is it really pickle juice ?
Posted by: runner


They supposedly brine it in pickle juice before the breading and cooking.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (6pLRH)

406 Kumswalla only needs to raise 900 million more.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (5MvGY)

407 You can multiply by zero all day long. Dividing by zero is what’s not allowed (just to be pedantic).

Posted by: BrickShy at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (WBi0X)

408 Unless there's a massive steal in the works to make THAT person president. At some later date.

Harris is "disposable."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 06:16 PM (Q4IgG)

Maricopa Country in Arizona was in the middle of early voting for some local election stuff last week, when the Crowdstrike crap hit the Internet.

Even though voting machines are, by law, not supposed to be connected to the Net, they had to suspend voting until those machines were fixed.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (xaFKb)

409 Caligula was one of the youngest Emperors, early 20s when he got in.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:19 PM (eoQWY)
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How old was Joe when he first ran for office? No way his pattern of behavior started after he gained office.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (tT6L1)

410 Once installed, Claudius was an effective emperor.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (Gse2f)

411 Pickle juice is an excellent brine.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (JeYYB)

412 >>NY Post: Slurring, raspy Biden calls in to Kamala Harris’ first visit to campaign headquarters: ‘I love you!’


'You are like the daughter I never showered with.', the President continued.

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (ffBQ0)

413 Sponge - I’m out of the loop with what’s going on with your wife but prayers up.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (eZwyX)

414 So I'd guess that's because they irradiate the chicken, like almost commercial strawberry grower does.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM

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Irradiation only kills organisms on the surface of the product. It can delay spoilage for a while, but not indefinitely. Only preservatives can do that.

Posted by: Bigsmith at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (uwO2M)

415 I'm still trying to figure out how a chicken sandwich can be $5.09.

1/4 lb chicken breast meat: $1.00
Bread: $0.30
Pickles: $0.10
Breading: $0.05
Cooking Energy+Oil: $0.10
Labor (2 minutes handling time): $0.50
Other overhead: $0.75

That's less than $3.00 so over a $2.00 profit on a $3.00 sale.



Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (CQ8KO)

416 When Joe makes a public statement I'm sure there's a trucking company waiting to give him a lifetime award.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (JLq/1)

417 NY Post: Slurring, raspy Biden calls in to Kamala Harris’ first visit to campaign headquarters: ‘I love you!’

https://tinyurl.com/2ez3krrj

Listen to the audio. Jayzis fucking Cricket, dude sounds like he's pumped full of sedatives!

I'm calling it. Biden'll be dead before the election.
Posted by: Robert


He'll be dead before the weekend.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:21 PM (6pLRH)

418 405 Could be the pickle juice it's marinated in

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Is this ..phrasing ?? or is it really pickle juice ?
Posted by: runner


They supposedly brine it in pickle juice before the breading and cooking.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (6pLRH)


That sounds pretty untasty..

Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:21 PM (PCK5/)

419 small donations gave obama close to a billion dollars !

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 06:21 PM (V13WU)

420 Gleischaultung
Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2024 06:17 PM (e1RnI)



*channels JT*


Gesundheit!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:21 PM (Zz0t1)

421 I am trying to get the proper comparison of Slo Joe to the appropriate Roman Emperor…
Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (PCK5/)


Roman Polanski?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2024 06:21 PM (eDfFs)

422 The 25th does not remove the President from office.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (IFNME)


Correct. Reagan invoked the 25th Amendment on himself when he had a colonoscopy. He knew he'd be under anesthesia and not coherent. Bush I was president for a few hours.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 06:21 PM (gKDq2)

423 But of course. Who else?

Report: Obama Withholds Harris Endorsement for Fear of Being Seen as ‘Engineering’ Coronation

https://tinyurl.com/ysfjfrrc

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 06:21 PM (szWen)

424 Now, lets go back and see the Zip codes of those 'small' ie UNTRACKED donations.

This is called money laundering.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (xaFKb)

And by the time it gets disclosed to the FEC, it'll be "too late to do anything about it."

Posted by: pookysgirl, predictions for free at July 22, 2024 06:22 PM (dtlDP)

425 Listen to the audio. Jayzis fucking Cricket, dude sounds like he's pumped full of sedatives!

I'm calling it. Biden'll be dead before the election.
Posted by: Robert



He's got Covid! AND A STUTTER!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:22 PM (Zz0t1)

426 415 I'm still trying to figure out how a chicken sandwich can be $5.09.

1/4 lb chicken breast meat: $1.00
Bread: $0.30
Pickles: $0.10
Breading: $0.05
Cooking Energy+Oil: $0.10
Labor (2 minutes handling time): $0.50
Other overhead: $0.75

That's less than $3.00 so over a $2.00 profit on a $3.00 sale.



Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (CQ8KO)
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And it's ready in 2-3 minutes.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:22 PM (2xB3Z)

427 397 377 Kamala Harris raised over 81million dollars in one day from "small" dollar from 900,000 grass root donors. The most of any candidate ever running for office.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (NpAcC)

--------

Could this possibly be true?

No, no it couldn't.

I think the grass roots is still in shock.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (JeYYB)


Campaigns play this game a lot. Likely whatever was in the Biden-Harris treasury was transferred into the Harris-? campaign coffers and they counted that in the $81M

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 06:22 PM (IFNME)

428 Chik-FIL-a doesn’t even serve real chicken. Saw a video where it took weeks for it to start to mold up.

===

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR SUCH THINGS !!!
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 06:10 PM (V13WU)
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So I'd guess that's because they irradiate the chicken, like almost commercial strawberry grower does.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:14 PM (2xB3Z)

Out here in CA almost nothing molds. It dries up.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:22 PM (eoQWY)

429 Report: Obama Withholds Harris Endorsement for Fear of Being Seen as ‘Engineering’ Coronation

But it's OK to be seen as engineering two coups in 4 years?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 06:22 PM (dZVON)

430 Tiberius or Commatus

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (5MvGY)

431 I believe the pickle juice story. For example , if you want a decent kebab , marinate your lamb in a mixture of lemon juice and secret spices.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (V13WU)

432 Operatives at the highest levels say CFA actually serves penguin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (D9pmM)

433 I'm still trying to figure out how a chicken sandwich can be $5.09.

1/4 lb chicken breast meat: $1.00
Bread: $0.30
Pickles: $0.10
Breading: $0.05
Cooking Energy+Oil: $0.10
Labor (2 minutes handling time): $0.50
Other overhead: $0.75

That's less than $3.00 so over a $2.00 profit on a $3.00 sale.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken


Buy a million pounds a quarter, and I'll bet it knocks down to .75 cents a breast.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (6pLRH)

434 *adjusts tin foil hat*
- The Crowdstrike BSOD began on or about the 20th.
- FJB was uncerimoniously poured into a government SUV right before that
- video evidence was taken of his time of death, and it got out
- big cyber attack by the junta coup plotters to quash the video


*checks paperclip ground strap connection to tin foil hat*

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (MsrgL)

435 430 Tiberius or Commatus
Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (5Mv

Commatus because Joe is Comatose

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (IyPmt)

436 422 The 25th does not remove the President from office.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (IFNME)

Correct. Reagan invoked the 25th Amendment on himself when he had a colonoscopy. He knew he'd be under anesthesia and not coherent. Bush I was president for a few hours.
Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 06:21 PM (gKDq2)
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But in Biden's case the effect would be to remove him, because he would not be resuming his duties before the next election.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (2xB3Z)

437 Joe has always been a narcisstic sociopath of the highest order. His super power is that he believes his own bull shit.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (Gse2f)

438 Maricopa Country in Arizona was in the middle of early voting for some local election stuff last week, when the Crowdstrike crap hit the Internet.

Even though voting machines are, by law, not supposed to be connected to the Net, they had to suspend voting until those machines were fixed.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (xaFKb)

---------------

"Hey, we've got your 'air gap' right here!" *grabs collective crotch*

-- Your Deep State Color Revolutionaries

[I saw Collective Crotch open for ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (Z0qcz)

439 202 The Death of Stalin needs to be remade, but about Biden and trying to find the intern that has the password to the Twitter account all the while trying to cover up the attempted assinination of their rival for President and it all failed because of DEI etc etc
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
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Mel Brooks just entered the conversation.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (VJFAr)

440 Radiation is whole body penetrating. It’s like a 3-d burn.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 22, 2024 06:24 PM (eDvWc)

441
That's less than $3.00 so over a $2.00 profit on a $3.00 sale.



Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (CQ8KO)
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They pay their employees pretty good and have a TON of them at each location most times.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:24 PM (Zz0t1)

442 Could this possibly be true?

No, no it couldn't.

I think the grass roots is still in shock.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (JeYYB)

If you have an online credit card system, you can put funds into anonymous credit cards.... 'gift cards'... and then use them to make small donations.

Small donations are not even tracked by name... nor number... they don't 'have' to keep that data or give it to the FEC... so an automated system can easily be used to give as much money as you want.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:24 PM (xaFKb)

443 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
FLASHBACK:
Kamala said she wants to "educate" Americans about their eating habits from the "highest levels of government" — and "BANNING CERTAIN BEHAVIORS," like eating red meat.

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Yeah, run on that, Kammy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 22, 2024 06:24 PM (L/fGl)

444 > Report: Obama Withholds Harris Endorsement for Fear of Being Seen as ‘Engineering’ Coronation
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Horseshit.

He's being told what to do. The "Democrats" are not in control here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 06:24 PM (Q4IgG)

445 I am trying to get the proper comparison of Slo Joe to the appropriate Roman Emperor…
Posted by: tubal



Commodius.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:24 PM (6pLRH)

446 I listened to that Joe phone call. If that was him it didn’t sounds too bad really. I don’t know what to believe anymore

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 06:24 PM (xT8gx)

447 You can multiply by zero all day long. Dividing by zero is what’s not allowed (just to be pedantic).
Posted by: BrickShy at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Infinity at July 22, 2024 06:25 PM (D9pmM)

448 >> I am trying to get the proper comparison of Slo Joe to the appropriate Roman Emperor…


Analigus III

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 06:25 PM (ffBQ0)

449
Emperor Claudius. But I like Claudius.
Posted by: Oldcat


And Claudius stuttered, too! Just like J'Blowme!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 06:25 PM (xG4kz)

450 White House Physician Dr. O’Connor Releases Update on Biden’s Health Amid Demands For Proof of Life

Dr. O’Connor released an update to Biden’s health and claimed his oxygen levels are normal.

“President Biden completed his tenth dose of PAXLOVID this morning. His symptoms have almost resolved completely. His pulse, blood pressure, respiratory rate and temperature remain absolutely normal. His oxygen saturation continues to be excellent on room air. His lungs remain clear,” Dr. O’Connor wrote.

“The President continues to perform all of his presidential duties,” O’Connor added.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 06:25 PM (szWen)

451 But in Biden's case the effect would be to remove him, because he would not be resuming his duties before the next election.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (2xB3Z)


Maybe. He can simply declare he's ready to take them back. Doesn't need proof. Then 2/3 vote of both Houses to permanently give the duties to the VP.

He would remain in office as President. Just without the powers of the President.

I don't think they meant the 25th.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (IFNME)

452 So far, the commentators on the "NY Post" story are unimpressed. One says ,"It doesn't even sound like Joe Biden without the slurring", another one says, "Did he use the Fischer-Price Phone?" and another opines that he finds Kamala's "giddiness nauseating."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (dTTBf)

453
re: Politico's fake story about obama's fake non-endorsement

Does No One Here Remember House Of Cards?

https://youtu.be/Oz8RjPAD2Jk?si=88CCf2f8uZm5Fxwj

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (H9dsb)

454 >Kamala Harris raised over 81million dollars in one day from "small" dollar from 900,000 grass root donors. The most of any candidate ever running for office.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (NpAcC)

Yeah, that's how the launder big money. Been doing it at least since Obama had them turn off the CC identify verification functions on his fundraising. Trivial to do with a bit of computing power.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (3ZUJd)

455 Meanwhile, Dems register (to vote) another 100K illegals every day of two, and their ballots WILL be cast, and counted in November. Even if they never actually vote ... Dems just need the Registered Voter lists, because Dems still have the greatest election fraud machine in history.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (Cus5s)

456 Next time someone sees Jake Tapper in public, I would love to see him confronted:

"You covered for Biden's dementia by BLAMING a STUTTER. He's never stuttered when speaking in public, ever.

Are you going to admit you're a DNC shill hack now?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)

457 385 I don't think that's even remotely "the plan." Harris will take over from *biden by August. She'll be the historic first black, female president in history. But with the historically shortest term.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Henry_Harrison
one month

Posted by: anachronda at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (oY6Yp)

458 Where's Joe? Here, we have an audio recording of Joe proving he's alive! It's totally legit, trust us!

Idiots.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (tT6L1)

459 OK, China might as well march into Taiwan tonight, tell the guys there, hey, you're all fucked, those clowns over in Washington will nevah evah lift a little finger, so kneel down, this won't hurt, it's over.

And over in Israel, they better get the delivery systems ready to get into elementary physics with Tehran's weapons sites, and start the countdown not from 10, but from 5.

'Cause it's Monty Python's Flying Circus in Wash DC. And it will descend into Dante's Inferno soon.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (/zYHA)

460 Caligula was one of the youngest Emperors, early 20s when he got in.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:19 PM (eoQWY)
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How old was Joe when he first ran for office? No way his pattern of behavior started after he gained office.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (tT6L1)

Little Bootsie (what Caligula means, a diminutive for the army boot becuase his family went on campaign with this father) was Emperor from 37-41 AD and he was assassinated. (match). Including Bidens Senator time makes the fit worse, not better because Caligula wasn't reigning 50 years.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (eoQWY)

461 446 I listened to that Joe phone call. If that was him it didn’t sounds too bad really.

--

Did he sound raspy at all from "covid"?
Did he have any of his usual weird "stuttering " or volume changes?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 06:27 PM (Ka3bZ)

462 But in Biden's case the effect would be to remove him, because he would not be resuming his duties before the next election.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:23 PM (2xB3Z)


He's a forgetful elderly man who is unlikely to be attacked by Iran.

But you're right. Bye-den ain't recovering from dementia. Or COVID-1984. Or boosters.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2024 06:27 PM (gKDq2)

463 I don’t know what to believe anymore
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 06:24 PM (xT8gx)

Don't worry about the details. All you need to know is the republic is to put it inartfully, fucked.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:27 PM (GMaP8)

464 Forced out -- just like George Washington! Good ol' Joe! A National Hero!

Posted by: Ministry of Malarky at July 22, 2024 06:27 PM (qUkBO)

465 Dr. Oconnor stated "Joe Biden has life in him. I trapped a fly in his gaping mouth".

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 06:27 PM (szWen)

466 Didn't Obama get over $100 million in untraceable small donations back in 2008

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2024 06:27 PM (Gse2f)

467 And I was just watching Kamala giving a speech in Delaware and I hate to admit it but she wasn’t horrible. The only bad element: she had a ln obnoxious smirk on her face that wouldn’t go away…..

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (xT8gx)

468 Ah, the fun never ends.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (Aoykm)

469 Maybe. He can simply declare he's ready to take them back. Doesn't need proof. Then 2/3 vote of both Houses to permanently give the duties to the VP.

He would remain in office as President. Just without the powers of the President.

I don't think they meant the 25th.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (IFNME)
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Yes. That's in Section 4. The Vice President would be Acting President.

But there is a way to remove the president without his resignation in Section 1 of the 25th. Death.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (bS+DD)

470
Little Bootsie (what Caligula means, a diminutive for the army boot becuase his family went on campaign with this father) was Emperor from 37-41 AD and he was assassinated. (match). Including Bidens Senator time makes the fit worse, not better because Caligula wasn't reigning 50 years.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (eoQWY)
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Fair point, I was thinking more along the lines of grotesque perversion which involved the family, not length of time in office.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (tT6L1)

471 Now, lets go back and see the Zip codes of those 'small' ie UNTRACKED donations.

This is called money laundering.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:18 PM (xaFKb)

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Do they have ZIP codes in Beijing?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (sQCUR)

472 LOL!

*cracks a nother Leinie from the freezer*

*munches popcorn*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (UWgy2)

473 The next time Joe shows up somewhere he'll look like Tim Conway old man.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (JLq/1)

474 I don’t know what to believe anymore
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 06:24 PM


Us, here, in each other. (Except for Sid and Paul.)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (D9pmM)

475 454 >Kamala Harris raised over 81million dollars in one day from "small" dollar from 900,000 grass root donors. The most of any candidate ever running for office.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (NpAcC)

Funny, Joe's been running for months and supposedly everyone loved him and he never made that kind of money...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 06:29 PM (IyPmt)

476 Didn't Obama get over $100 million in untraceable small donations back in 2008
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2024 06:27 PM (Gse2f)



Was it him or was it Biden that was getting 10,000 small denomination donations from Grandma Jones in Idaho that she didn't make?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:29 PM (Zz0t1)

477 That Dr. O’Connor cannot an ounce of integrity left. He lies too easily to be trusted by any patient who isn't Biden.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:29 PM (2xB3Z)

478 Please, please, can we stop saying Obama said this and is doing that without also saying, "Obama's handlers made him tweet this and made him say that?"

Obama is an empty suit, a not-so-closeted gay, lazy, asshole who has never written a book or done anything other than having every step made for him.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 06:29 PM (JeYYB)

479 cannot have

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 22, 2024 06:29 PM (2xB3Z)

480 Didn't Obama get over $100 million in untraceable small donations back in 2008
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2024 06:27 PM (Gse2f)
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Turned off credit card verification on the Obama donation site. It's pretty much a given a bunch of foreign money flooded into Obama's campaign. Naturally, no one batted an eye.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:29 PM (tT6L1)

481 Did he sound raspy at all from "covid"?
Did he have any of his usual weird "stuttering " or volume changes?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 06:27 PM (Ka3bZ)

No to both. It didn’t sound awful…. Of course only audio so I couldn’t prove it was him. Sounded like him though

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 06:29 PM (xT8gx)

482 JD Vance has a son named Vivek.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 22, 2024 06:30 PM (iNp3L)

483 Y'know, honestly, reading all that makes me think that it's all spin. Especially the part about the debate.

"Yes we are totally competent masterminds who genuinely had a cunning plan to manipulate Biden into quitting. We are totally not flailing in panic because all our plans are backfiring spectacularly. You should still trust what we say about all events happening in the country."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 22, 2024 06:30 PM (hB7mE)

484


Maricopa Country in Arizona was in the middle of early voting for some local election stuff last week, when the Crowdstrike crap hit the Internet.
Even though voting machines are, by law, not supposed to be connected to the Net, they had to suspend voting until those machines were fixed.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 06:20 PM (xaFKb)

The breakdown affected the devices that Maricopa and Pima counties use at voting locations to check voters in, verify voter eligibility and print ballots. It did not affect the machines the counties use to count ballots, which are not used during early voting because voters place their completed ballots into envelopes to be counted later.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 22, 2024 06:30 PM (elaR+)

485 JD Vance has a son named Vivek.
Posted by: free tibet


I'll be mom had a say in that one.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:30 PM (6pLRH)

486 I don't think they meant the 25th.
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (IFNME)
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Yes. That's in Section 4. The Vice President would be Acting President.

But there is a way to remove the president without his resignation in Section 1 of the 25th. Death.

Make of that what you will.
Posted by: bluebell

We live in scary times. Down right scary times.

Posted by: Tuna at July 22, 2024 06:30 PM (oaGWv)

487 This is why Biden doesn't matter.
Cheadle can stonewall or lie and there's no accountability.
The IC, the Deep State, the bureaucrats, petty and large, rule us.

Kameltoe will parrot whatever she's told to parrot if she "wins". Trump is an outsider and we need outsiders for a proper purge.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 22, 2024 06:30 PM (xcxpd)

488 Thing that impresses me about 1960s Japanese Kaiju shows are the insanely elaborate miniature sets they built, which would put any model railroad modeler into paroxysms of jealousy, only to set them on fire and then stomp them into toothpicks by a guy in a rubber suit.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 22, 2024 06:30 PM (bFId9)

489 Did anyone catch that from Kamala? She realized she was going to say recording, stopped and said call.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 06:30 PM (eZwyX)

490
*cracks a nother Leinie from the freezer*

*munches popcorn*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (UWgy2)
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Ah, I remember the days when Leinie's Bock became available. Loved that stuff.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:31 PM (tT6L1)

491 >>> "You covered for Biden's dementia by BLAMING a STUTTER. He's never stuttered when speaking in public, ever.

And calling us ableist for pointing any of this out.

Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 06:31 PM (Eng1Z)

492 Dr. Oconnor stated "Joe Biden has life in him. I trapped a fly in his gaping mouth".

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 06:27 PM (szWen)

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A Uranus Fly Trap.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 06:31 PM (sQCUR)

493 JD Vance has a son named Vivek.
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 22, 2024 06:30 PM (iNp3L)



Which is seemingly a much more common name where his wife's family is from.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:31 PM (Zz0t1)

494 *watches Nemesis hurrying after Hubris ... waving a sickle?*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 06:31 PM (UWgy2)

495 Soros and his son backed Harris today with what, a trillion and a half?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 22, 2024 06:31 PM (/zYHA)

496 But Trump said pussy so whatevs. I’m on Team Kamala.
-99.98% of Democrats

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 22, 2024 06:31 PM (CsgRo)

497 399 NY Post: Slurring, raspy Biden calls in to Kamala Harris’ first visit to campaign headquarters: ‘I love you!’

https://tinyurl.com/2ez3krrj
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That's the most coherent Biden I've heard in a long time. I want to see it.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 06:31 PM (VJFAr)

498 374 280 The latest rumor within the hour from "X" (via Charlie Kirk) is that Biden is being rushed to UMC hospital in Delaware, or maybe going back to Washington on AF1 to go to Walter Reed (it is a little confused).
Kamala Harris is supposed to be going to Delaware right now.

Is she going to implement the "Scalia solution" if Joe doesn't give up power willingly?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at July 22, 2024 06:15 PM (SRRAx)


It will be interesting how long he stays away from the White House. How long will it take to modify several residence area rooms, Oval Office, and Situation Room rooms to accommodate an extra-special needs senior citizen?

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 06:32 PM (5fDan)

499 Thing that impresses me about 1960s Japanese Kaiju shows are the insanely elaborate miniature sets they built, which would put any model railroad modeler into paroxysms of jealousy, only to set them on fire and then stomp them into toothpicks by a guy in a rubber suit.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 22, 2024 06:30 PM (bFId9)




........Godzirrah...........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)

500 >>> "You covered for Biden's dementia by BLAMING a STUTTER. He's never stuttered when speaking in public, ever.

And calling us ableist for pointing any of this out.

Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 06:31 PM (Eng1Z)

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WORSE! "Pouncing, Seizing, and Outraging Ableists!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 06:32 PM (sQCUR)

501 Soros and his son backed Harris today with what, a trillion and a half?
Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 22, 2024 06:31 PM (/zYHA)



Gotta match that Million a Month pledge by Musk to Trump PAC's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (Zz0t1)

502
It was. The mass, a couple lymph nodes and a little bit around the mass. All things considered, a positive outcome.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:13 PM (Zz0t1)

^^Prayers up for complete recovery.

Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (n3DL0)

503 Does No One Here Remember House Of Cards?

https://youtu.be/Oz8RjPAD2Jk?si=88CCf2f8uZm5Fxwj

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM

*nods*

The real House of Cards.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (Wnv9h)

504 Somebody walks into a campaign office and drops a big bag of money on the desk.

FEC:"what about that big bag of cash?"
"Small cash donations. The law says no need to report."
FEC:"Oh, OK."

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (i0F8b)

505 Didn't Obama get over $100 million in untraceable small donations back in 2008
Posted by: Ignoramus

Sure did. For odd amounts due to overseas exchange rates.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (qZEuM)

506 I am trying to get the proper comparison of Slo Joe to the appropriate Roman Emperor…
Posted by: tubal



Commodius.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:24 PM (6pLRH)

He was fairly young, was into gladiators and hunting animals for sport in arenas. Evacuated a country the previous emperor had a forever war in at the start of the reign. 1 point

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (eoQWY)

507 the internet tells me that the average profit on a fast food sandwich is 5% to 15% so on a $5 sandwich the profit would be 50 cents if you use 10% middle.

Posted by: Half the Men in LA at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (Mlhrz)

508 ^^Prayers up for complete recovery.
Posted by: Iris at July 22, 2024 06:33 PM (n3DL0)



Thank you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 06:34 PM (Zz0t1)

509 @500 Pouncing on someone who can't pounce is sort of ableist, just sayin.

Posted by: No Regerts at July 22, 2024 06:34 PM (2xB3Z)

510 This is a Coup Coup. Joe's is being held in his own home. They faked everything. They've made it clear to Jill that if she doesn't play along, they'll kill someone close to her.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2024 06:34 PM (Gse2f)

511 OK, China might as well march into Taiwan tonight, tell the guys there, hey, you're all fucked, those clowns over in Washington will nevah evah lift a little finger, so kneel down, this won't hurt, it's over.

And over in Israel, they better get the delivery systems ready to get into elementary physics with Tehran's weapons sites, and start the countdown not from 10, but from 5.
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Realistically, China is years away from invading Taiwan... successfully. Sure, they can cause tremendous damage, but it's currently doubtful they'd be able to subjugate the island.

As for Israel, they pretty much have the Iranian nuclear program under lock and key. The second Israel thinks they've got the bomb, that bomb will be dropped on Tehran, and elsewhere.

So... internationally... the US influence has been diminished. For the last couple years. No country (other than Ukraine) depends on us.

As they should.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 06:35 PM (Q4IgG)

512 >>> Meanwhile, Dems register (to vote) another 100K illegals every day of two, and their ballots WILL be cast, and counted in November. Even if they never actually vote ... Dems just need the Registered Voter lists, because Dems still have the greatest election fraud machine in history.

It's not all bad news:

ThePersistence
@ScottPresler
WE FLIPPED BUCKS COUNTY
It’s done — this major Philadelphia suburban county, which voted for Hillary & Biden, is now red.
This is huge, monumental, monstrous, & earth-shattering news.
We did it!

Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 06:35 PM (Eng1Z)

513 Bock still comes around, in the season, blake. yummy goodness. they make so many funny-flavor stuff these days it's actually hard to find plain ol' Leinie ("original") any more,

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 06:35 PM (UWgy2)

514 Y’all see the new video of some woman getting shot in the face? The whole video is confusing as hell and escalates to an insane level.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 22, 2024 06:36 PM (eZwyX)

515 Domitian

Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 06:36 PM (IG7T0)

516 I am trying to get the proper comparison of Slo Joe to the appropriate Roman Emperor…


Biggus Dickheadus

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 06:36 PM (i0F8b)

517 ThePersistence
@ScottPresler
WE FLIPPED BUCKS COUNTY
It’s done — this major Philadelphia suburban county, which voted for Hillary & Biden, is now red.
This is huge, monumental, monstrous, & earth-shattering news.
We did it!
Posted by: LizLem

Tee hee. You guys are so cute.
- Bucks County Ballot Counters

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 22, 2024 06:37 PM (CsgRo)

518 Biggus Zittus

Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 06:37 PM (IG7T0)

519 It's not all bad news:

ThePersistence
@ScottPresler
WE FLIPPED BUCKS COUNTY
It’s done — this major Philadelphia suburban county, which voted for Hillary & Biden, is now red.
This is huge, monumental, monstrous, & earth-shattering news.
We did it!
Posted by: LizLem at July 22, 2024 06:35 PM (Eng1Z)

There's a saying springing to mind. Something about counting chickens before they've hatched.

We'll only know after the election.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:37 PM (6n42F)

520 It was. The mass, a couple lymph nodes and a little bit around the mass. All things considered, a positive outcome.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

That's what my mom had done. That plus the chemo and radiation therapy took care of it. I know Mrs. Sponge will pull through also.

Posted by: Tuna at July 22, 2024 06:38 PM (oaGWv)

521 Nood.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 06:38 PM (6n42F)

522 New thread about migrants - NOOD

Posted by: gdgm+ at July 22, 2024 06:38 PM (w0+ZH)

523 It will be interesting how long he stays away from the White House. How long will it take to modify several residence area rooms, Oval Office, and Situation Room rooms to accommodate an extra-special needs senior citizen?

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 06:32 PM (5fDan)

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Just wheel him around strapped into a dolly with a metal mask a la Hannibal Lecter.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 06:39 PM (2F9za)

524 at least Presler is trying ...

easiest way to fail is to not even try.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 06:39 PM (UWgy2)

525 Thing that impresses me about 1960s Japanese Kaiju shows are the insanely elaborate miniature sets they built, which would put any model railroad modeler into paroxysms of jealousy, only to set them on fire and then stomp them into toothpicks by a guy in a rubber suit.
Posted by: LenNeal


........Godzirrah...........
Posted by: Sponge


Ultraman.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:39 PM (6pLRH)

526 Little Bootsie (what Caligula means, a diminutive for the army boot becuase his family went on campaign with this father) was Emperor from 37-41 AD and he was assassinated. (match). Including Bidens Senator time makes the fit worse, not better because Caligula wasn't reigning 50 years.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:26 PM (eoQWY)
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Fair point, I was thinking more along the lines of grotesque perversion which involved the family, not length of time in office.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (tT6L1)

Yeah, that's a good fit though they were sisters not daughters. No brothers/nephews since Caligula's were all executed by Tiberius.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:39 PM (eoQWY)

527 Watched Winston Marshall, he said a few polls are closer than what Sundowner was putting up and 1 had The Ho slightly ahead.
They are not going to make that believable

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 06:41 PM (fwDg9)

528 I'm calling it. Biden'll be dead before the election.
Posted by: Robert


He'll be dead before the weekend.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 06:21 PM (6pLRH)


I strongly suspect he's dead already.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 22, 2024 06:42 PM (MkuC5)

529 Oh Lordy! The plot thickens.. Indie heads exploding in 3...2...1
For realsies!1

Trump’s Donation To Kamala Harris Resurfaces.
https://tinyurl.com/2mxryrp9

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 06:42 PM (szWen)

530 Domitian
Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 06:36 PM (IG7T0)

I don't think there are a lot of dirt on Domitian. The Senators hated him and vice versa but for vague reasons (his brother and father were well liked). Even the Roman writers trashing him say the government ran well under him.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 06:45 PM (eoQWY)

531 But there is a way to remove the president without his resignation in Section 1 of the 25th. Death.

Make of that what you will.
Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2024 06:28 PM (bS+DD)


Well, yes. I have been calling that the Pulmonary-Embolism 2024 ticket.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 06:46 PM (IFNME)

532 - big cyber attack by the junta coup plotters to quash the video
*checks paperclip ground strap connection to tin foil hat*
Posted by: BifBewalski


Before I read the last point, I was sure you'd go with "Biden is an android."

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 22, 2024 06:46 PM (hB7mE)

533 So has anyone asked kamala if she has spoken to the prezzy about this important matter?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 22, 2024 07:22 PM (R8JgY)

534 All I know is, I don't like the smell of Band-Aids. Whoever came up with Band-Aid scent got it wrong somehow. They smell all weird and medical. Maybe it's the glue.

I don't know about the rules for Presidential succession, but if Old Joe was in my personal office, I would remove him. Not out of animosity or differences in belief, but because he smells like Band-Aids, even on video.

Stop smelling like Band-Aids, Joe.

Posted by: Tom Perry at July 22, 2024 08:55 PM (MX0bI)

535 leEuzxJCOboMvP

Posted by: KbNwUXykBAnt at July 23, 2024 07:34 AM (5Ao8h)

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