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Did Biden Really Agree to Withdraw? If So, Why Isn't He Making a Pubic Declaration?

The twitter post about it means nothing, because we've known forever that Biden has nothing to do with that account.

Where's Joe?

Some are Asking Questions.


"He announced it via Twitter... I thought that if Joe Biden was going to do this, he would've announced that he had a presser or... some sort of big statement that he was going to give from the Oval Office or from the White House somewhere, and that he was going to do that at a preset time later in the evening.... The rest of the world knows that Joe Biden is... totally senile and not in control of his faculties at this point. I mean, when Joe Biden wakes up and someone tells him he's no longer running for president, he's gonna be quite shocked about that. I would assume. I mean, by the way, he could wake up tomorrow and undo this...."

Said Ben Shapiro, in the new episode of his podcast.

So, yeah, what evidence do we have that Joe Biden knows he has given up his candidacy and released the delegates pledged to him? We haven't seen him. He's been sick with Covid. When last we heard from him in person he was defiantly clinging to the candidacy, apparently still believing that he is the one person who can save the world from Donald Trump. We were simply handed written statements.

Shapiro imagines Joe Biden shocked to hear that he's dropped out. He could be shocked because he didn't actually agree to drop out, but he could be shocked because he actually is something like what Ben Shapiro calls "totally senile" and he doesn't remember or understand what he did or supposedly did yesterday. Is his written statement binding?

I can't buy into this theory, but this is a major, major decision affecting the country. Until Biden signs on the line that he's withdrawing, we should not permit him to withdraw (or to be withdrawn by others).

We require a signature and a witness for most legal matters. But in this case, we're taking the word of a twitter account run by anonymous propagandists?

No.

Supposedly Biden's White House staffers only learned that Biden was "dropping out" from the tweet that was written and posted by someone other than Joe Biden.

POLITICO
@politico

Biden's announcement stunned White House and campaign aides, who up until this afternoon were insisting he'd stay in the race.

"We're all finding out by tweet," said one Dem. "None of us understand what's happening."

I started to feel that Biden would not drop out after all of those statements that he was in it to win it on Friday. I kept saying, "All he has to do to resist this pressure is just keep saying, 'no.' And that's all he has to do, say 'no.'"

But then on Saturday, I realized that wasn't true: They could force Biden out: By the 25th Amendment process. The scenario I considered is that every Cabinet secretary (they vote in the 25th Amendment process) could come forward to Biden and tell him, "If you force us to invoke the 25th Amendment, we will all vote that you are 'incapacitated,' and you'll lose this presidency as well as the next one. And you'll go down in history as the first officially-senile president."

So here's my own conspiracy theory about why Joe isn't talking:

Joe called their bluff and said "then have your vote." They voted, and declared him incapacitated -- secretly. Then, instead of making this public, they took the vote to Biden, and said, "We are about to announce this. But you can negotiate a way out. Just withdraw from the race, and we'll bury this vote and never speak of it again."

That could explain this very strange situation.

Obviously, this would mean that Biden is currently not the president, as upon the taking of this (hypothetical) vote he ceased to be president and Kamala Harris became president, and that means that the nation is currently being run by an illegal junta.

In other words-- par for the course.

Per Wikipedia: they could even declare him temporarily incapacitated, and then restore him to office when they decide the "incapacitation" ends. In other words, when Biden says "Okay, I withdraw."

The Twenty-fifth Amendment (Amendment XXV) to the United States Constitution deals with presidential succession and disability.

It clarifies that the vice president becomes president if the president dies, resigns, or is removed from office through impeachment, and establishes how a vacancy in the office of the vice president can be filled. It also provides for the temporary transfer of the president's powers and duties to the vice president, either on the initiative of the president alone or on the initiative of the vice president together with a majority of the president's cabinet. In either case, the vice president becomes acting president until the presidential powers and duties are returned to the president.

I don't believe my own conspiracy theory, but I also don't disbelieve it. This crew has shown themselves to be sneaky, mendacious, and infinitely corrupt and lawless. If there are gaps in any of their official stories, it is prudent to fill those gaps with assumptions of crimes and corruptions.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM




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Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 01:20 PM (DRSnL)

2 He doesn't post. He pretty obviously didn't sign that paper.

In an Empire of Lies, should we give the benefit of the doubt to that tweet?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

3 C'mon now

where is Joe?

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM (/7KEl)

4 Afternoon.

Willow'd:

@alx
Donald Trump was:

-Impeached
-Banned from all social media
-Threatened with ballot removal
-Indicted
-Arrested
-Convicted
-Shot

And Joe Biden is the one who dropped out.

https://tinyurl.com/3nb5z7mk

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM (6VSsX)

5 So Joey Showers dropped out (right?). I’m surprised. As I’ve commented here many times, I didn’t think he would. I was wrong. Thinking more about it, I think it was a combo of the following that finally forced the hands of the Dem powerbottom powerbrokers:

1. Showers is much worse mentally and physically than we even think. It’s possible the powerbottoms didn’t think he could mentally or physically make it to November. It’s possible we almost never see him again. Does he show up at the convention? I have my doubts.

2. The attempted murder of Trump. This was a nuclear event that changed the dynamic of the race. Even Democraps are admitting that Trump will be much harder to beat after this.

3. Internal polls in must-win states are even worse than the public polls.

I think overall, these factors – and especially #2 – convinced the powerbottoms that the election was beyond stealing. They needed their own seismic event to try to shake things up. That event was Biden dropping out.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM (iFTx/)

6 His mortal coil may still be functioning, but as Bones said, "His Brain is Gone!"

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM (ynpvh)

7 Hey Jordan!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM (BoA4i)

8 Obviously, this would mean that Biden is currently not the president, as upon the taking of this (hypothetical) vote he ceased to be president and Kamala Harris became president, and that means that the nation is currently being run by an illegal junta.

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If I remember correctly, the 25th Amendment requires a vote in Congress for the Cabinet recommendation to come into actual force.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

9 Because someone made a power play and forced him out? Because they have to menace him into making a simple address, then get him to prep enough to deliver it?

This smells funny.

- Withdrawal announced on a Sunday
- Announcement made on Twitter
- "Endorsement" followed the same course
- Subject of the announcement to "address the nation" sometime later on
- President's aides apparently found out from Twitter like the rest of us
- The news nets ran with it like tomorrow, immediately, with no verification and no curiosity

Smells like a palace coup to me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM (HnUIn)

10 TBF, it was sent on National Ice Cream day, so joey was busy elsewhere.

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:23 PM (ynpvh)

11 I can't buy into this theory, but this is a major, major decision affecting the country. Until Biden signs on the line that he's withdrawing, we should not permit him to withdraw (or to be withdrawn by others).

And I will insist that he sign on the line that is dotted.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:23 PM (xCA6C)

12 I question the timing.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:23 PM (qrUD3)

13 THANK YOU! well said

I think it was a coup

but possible he actually is dead

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 01:23 PM (s3qiR)

14 Joe has plenty of protection, I swear! Don't be looking at me!

Posted by: Dir Cheatle at July 22, 2024 01:23 PM (tT6L1)

15 He would if he could. QED

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 01:23 PM (5fDan)

16 Joe has Covid...spelled C.O.M.A.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2024 01:23 PM (BoA4i)

17 Jordan61 and I both nooded, so accept no whining about non-nooding bastids.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 01:23 PM (D9pmM)

18 Security, crime and intelligence experts. Is the immediate "official" power washing suspicious or not suspicious?

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:24 PM (qrUD3)

19 Hey back, Bob!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 01:24 PM (DRSnL)

20 I'll shit myself laughing if Joey Showers comes out and says "that tweet was bullshit and a hack, I'm not dropping out!"

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:24 PM (iFTx/)

21 5 2. The attempted murder of Trump. This was a nuclear event that changed the dynamic of the race. Even Democraps are admitting that Trump will be much harder to beat after this.

3. Internal polls in must-win states are even worse than the public polls.

I think overall, these factors – and especially #2 – convinced the powerbottoms that the election was beyond stealing. They needed their own seismic event to try to shake things up. That event was Biden dropping out.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM (iFTx/)

=======

If you're a powerbroker who's convinced that this election is lost, what do you try and grab?

I keep coming back to it, but control of the DNC just makes sense. Kamala as the candidate, even if she loses, is in control of the DNC post 2024. That means Obama has control again after 4 years of Jill Biden filling it with lackeys.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

22 Joe called their bluff and said "then have your vote." They voted, and declared him incapacitated -- secretly. Then, instead of making this public, they took the vote to Biden, and said, "We are about to announce this. But you can negotiate a way out. Just withdraw from the race, and we'll bury this vote and never speak of it again."

That could explain this very strange situation.

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It could, but I doubt it. This smells like somebody identified a target of opportunity and went for it. They posted it, made sure the news nets ran with it, and now the Politburo people behind it are strong-arming Biden into compliance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:24 PM (HnUIn)

23 Hey, just because I did something back when doesn't mean it's an instruction manual!

Posted by: Brutus at July 22, 2024 01:24 PM (tT6L1)

24 Imagine the comedy when Biden finds out there's an open convention next month and declares his intention to run.

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 22, 2024 01:24 PM (pZ0Mr)

25 PROOF OF LIFE!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 01:24 PM (wse2C)

26 sorry willowed in last thread:

617 Did any of you morons have a Super Ball when you were kids? Super Balls are fucking amazing.


I had like a zillion of those things they ROCK

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 01:24 PM (s3qiR)

27 I mean, when Joe Biden wakes up and someone tells him he's no longer running for president, he's gonna be quite shocked about that. I would assume. I mean, by the way, he could wake up tomorrow and undo this...."


Jimmy Carter's grandson says there's days he doesn't even wake up.

Biden may be that far out of it.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 01:24 PM (6pLRH)

28 Obviously, this would mean that Biden is currently not the president, as upon the taking of this (hypothetical) vote he ceased to be president and Kamala Harris became president, and that means that the nation is currently being run by an illegal junta.
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Hmmm. I doubt it. Not of the vote was secret. That has to be announced.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:24 PM (HnUIn)

29 How did we get here? We quite literally don't know who is making executive decisions or has control of the football.

Posted by: Are you sure about this sir? at July 22, 2024 01:24 PM (zOD0w)

30 President Biden has COVID, and can't come out to speak now. He'll be able to president in a few days.

Posted by: KJP at July 22, 2024 01:25 PM (uigyg)

31 22 It could, but I doubt it. This smells like somebody identified a target of opportunity and went for it. They posted it, made sure the news nets ran with it, and now the Politburo people behind it are strong-arming Biden into compliance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:24 PM (HnUIn)

========

If he comes out afterwards and says, "Nu-huh," that is a nuclear level event to tear apart the party.

I want it to happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

32 Politico: Why Biden finally quit
The Saturday night decision that ended Biden’s reelection campaign.

https://tinyurl.com/p4r8yv6p

They were really quick to get this out yesterday.

Via Instapundit.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 01:25 PM (6VSsX)

33 25 PROOF OF LIFE!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 01:24 PM (wse2C)

Is 80% proof good enough?

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:25 PM (ynpvh)

34
Has anyone compared the Biden signature to Obama's handwriting?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 01:25 PM (RKVpM)

35 Just stacking the objective facts of this unprecedented, utterly bizarre situation and people can come to their own conclusions.

Posted by: Just reporting at July 22, 2024 01:25 PM (scll+)

36 Any day that the DNC makes a big announcement is a good day to be a Disinformation expert, Ace.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 01:25 PM (krQz2)

37 An announcement like yesterdays has to be given in a live speech.

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 01:25 PM (HJ9BW)

38 Bubba and Hillary! both endorsed Kamala! 45 minutes before she 'accepted'.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 01:25 PM (D9pmM)

39 Something happens to Joe the weekend right after the failed attempt, and RNC?

Probably not. But if so, then that itself is suspicious as fuck.

We live in a really bad Columbo episode.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:26 PM (qrUD3)

40 That was worthy of your nic!

"24 Imagine the comedy when Biden finds out there's an open convention next month and declares his intention to run.
Posted by: Shenanigans at July 22, 2024 01:24 PM (pZ0Mr)"

Posted by: Are you sure about this sir? at July 22, 2024 01:26 PM (zOD0w)

41 I've been curious if this was decided for him, too...

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 22, 2024 01:26 PM (N1DT3)

42 Covering up Joe being ousted using the 25th Amendment? Yeah, par for the course with the Junta.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 01:26 PM (tT6L1)

43 Joe necrotic body is in the WH cooler.

Posted by: AR15 Bad at July 22, 2024 01:26 PM (/U5Yz)

44 Oh Ace, I like the way your mind works and I'm thinking you might be right.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2024 01:26 PM (oaoUQ)

45 He is encased in carbonite like Han Solo. They will bring him out after the election

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 01:26 PM (NtVYv)

46 29 How did we get here? We quite literally don't know who is making executive decisions or has control of the football.


um we lost a color revolution is how

in 2012

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 01:26 PM (s3qiR)

47 I don't believe my own conspiracy theory, but I also don't disbelieve it. This crew has shown themselves to be sneaky, mendacious, and infinitely corrupt and lawless. If there are gaps in any of their official stories, it is prudent to fill those gaps with assumptions of crimes and corruptions.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM
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DC is almost a pathological liar itself.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 01:26 PM (krQz2)

48
They've recreated the oval office in the basement of his home, and he's sitting down there playing President.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 22, 2024 01:26 PM (+oR7L)

49 I have a safe full of reasons why anyone in DC will do what I ask.

The DNC just has to remind old joe of that fact.

Posted by: Christopher Wray at July 22, 2024 01:26 PM (KG9as)

50
It would be funny if his "announcement" was some prank by a hacker.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 01:26 PM (1Nxff)

51 I think it’s simpler. He agreed to it but is pissed off and is doing a take my ball and go home thing. He figures fuck it if I can’t be president I don’t give a fuck who is. Let trump win.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 22, 2024 01:26 PM (CsgRo)

52 I think overall, these factors – and especially #2 – convinced the powerbottoms that the election was beyond stealing. They needed their own seismic event to try to shake things up. That event was Biden dropping out.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM (iFTx/)

=======

If you're a powerbroker who's convinced that this election is lost, what do you try and grab?

I keep coming back to it, but control of the DNC just makes sense. Kamala as the candidate, even if she loses, is in control of the DNC post 2024. That means Obama has control again after 4 years of Jill Biden filling it with lackeys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:24 PM (GBKbO)
______

Except Obamaland all but stabbed Kamala in the back by explicitly refusing to endorse her. I know you disagree, but I continue to believe Obamaland is not backing Kamala. I don't think they like her at all. You may be right about them wanting to reclaim the DNC. But it's not with Kamala.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:27 PM (iFTx/)

53 26 sorry willowed in last thread:

617 Did any of you morons have a Super Ball when you were kids? Super Balls are fucking amazing.


I had like a zillion of those things they ROCK
--------------
How many did you lose?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 01:27 PM (n17eQ)

54 How did we get here? We quite literally don't know who is making executive decisions or has control of the football.


um we lost a color revolution is how

in 2012
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 01:26 PM (s3qiR)
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Gay marriage.

The right crumpled.

Conservatives have been on their heels since.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 01:27 PM (krQz2)

55 I guess it's possible but it also could be as simple as donors refusing to support the campaign and down ballot races as long as Joe stayed it. Supposedly, $50 million flowed into Harris' campaign as soon as the announcement was made.

And certain donors, Soros types, are more powerful than others.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 01:27 PM (LkLld)

56 50
It would be funny if his "announcement" was some prank by a hacker.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 01:26 PM (1Nxff)

Yet nobody at the WH has denied it...

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:27 PM (ynpvh)

57 Kyle Becker @kylenabecker 13h
JUST IN: It appears that the mystery of the Not-Biden Resignation Letter has been *SOLVED.*

A guy named Steve wrote it.

https://tinyurl.com/3b8nudff
screencaps; Steve Ricchetti -- I haven't searched his name for further info.
=======
Steve Ricchetti
American political adviser and lobbyist
Steven J. Ricchetti is an American political aide serving as a Counselor to the President under President Joe Biden. He was the chairman of Joe Biden's 2020 presidential campaign.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 01:27 PM (wse2C)

58 I'll shit myself laughing if Joey Showers comes out and says "that tweet was bullshit and a hack, I'm not dropping out!"

That would be the greatest thing ever to happen in politics.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2024 01:27 PM (2ocoG)

59 I don't believe my own conspiracy theory, but I also don't disbelieve it. This crew has shown themselves to be sneaky, mendacious, and infinitely corrupt and lawless. If there are gaps in any of their official stories, it is prudent to fill those gaps with assumptions of crimes and corruptions.
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So defer to Occam. Which requires more assumptions:
1. The Party doesn't want Joe, couldn't get him to stand down, so they held a secret meeting with appropriate agency chiefs to get them to agree that he's incompetent, then they announce his withdrawal while trying to get him to accept it from behind the scenes, holding their secret meeting as a truncheon should they need it
2. The Party doesn't want Joe, couldn't get him to stand down, he got sick and took the weekend off, the insiders struck in a sloppy and rushed coup, and now they're trying to get him to accept it from behind the scenes
3. The Party doesn't want Joe, and finally got him to stand down.

Occam says we should walk through Door Number Three, but I think it's exceedingly unlikely given the personalities involved. But Door Number Two - a simple coup - is probably more likely than Door Number One - a complex coup.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:28 PM (HnUIn)

60 Kamala came out and gave a speech today

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 01:28 PM (HJ9BW)

61 How many did you lose?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 01:27 PM (n17eQ)
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Like any kid, all of them.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 01:28 PM (krQz2)

62 53 26 sorry willowed in last thread:

617 Did any of you morons have a Super Ball when you were kids? Super Balls are fucking amazing.


I had like a zillion of those things they ROCK
--------------
How many did you lose?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 01:27 PM (n17eQ)

All of them. They must be with my marbles.

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:28 PM (ynpvh)

63 On the number of spent shell casings on the roof, why is there any controversy over how many shots were fired? Isn’t there continuous video coverage such that we could just count the number of gunshots heard on the video?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

64 Joe is paddle boarding at Obama's Mansion in Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2024 01:28 PM (yxhux)

65 How many did you lose?


so so many

also younger cousins and siblings would find them and chew on them - super dangerous

they were kind of dangerous. I remember my dad stepping on one in the middle of the night and wiping out

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 01:28 PM (s3qiR)

66 If I remember correctly, the 25th Amendment requires a vote in Congress for the Cabinet recommendation to come into actual force.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

Close. Only if there's a dispute.

https://tinyurl.com/yy47u2tn

Honestly, that section allows for too many shenanigans and needs to be done away with.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 01:28 PM (6VSsX)

67 If he comes out afterwards and says, "Nu-huh," that is a nuclear level event to tear apart the party.

I want it to happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:25 PM (GBKbO)
++++
I suspect that may be a reason we haven't heard from him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:28 PM (HnUIn)

68 How did we get here? We quite literally don't know who is making executive decisions or has control of the football.

Posted by: Are you sure about this sir?

Not interested.
Seems like a local story.
Kamala speaks!

- the media

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 22, 2024 01:28 PM (hCzfy)

69 @32
From the article:
When the campaign commissioned new battleground polling over the last week, it was the first time they had done surveys in some key states in more than two months, according to two people familiar with the surveys. And the numbers were grim, showing Biden not just trailing in all six critical swing states but collapsing in places like Virginia and New Mexico where Democrats had not planned on needing to spend massive resources to win.

This is encouraging.

“He got the message,” said the House Democrat, granted anonymity to speak frankly. Referring to the Senate Majority Leader, House Minority Leader and Speaker Emeritus, the lawmaker said: “It was from Chuck, Hakeem, Pelosi.”

I was thinking about that this morning. How is it that the current SoH has less power than old crone Nancy? Is this more racism from the Dems? And, of course, Barry's fingerprints are nowhere to be found.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:29 PM (xCA6C)

70 Non zero chance he is deceased.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at July 22, 2024 01:29 PM (gxokI)

71 52 Except Obamaland all but stabbed Kamala in the back by explicitly refusing to endorse her. I know you disagree, but I continue to believe Obamaland is not backing Kamala. I don't think they like her at all. You may be right about them wanting to reclaim the DNC. But it's not with Kamala.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:27 PM (iFTx/)

========

I think that is just to create a patois of "democracy". The power brokers don't immediately come out in support of any nominee, so the process plays out, and, voila, something akin to democracy has happened and Obama didn't have anything to do with it!

Dude always follows from behind.

Potential candidates have been dropping like flies since yesterday. Delegates are endorsing Kamala.

The first ballot at the convention will go to Biden. He won't win because he'll decline it, and then the second ballot starts. That's when the superdelegates regain their power. There's no room for popular whim in that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

72 I'll shit myself laughing if Joey Showers comes out and says "that tweet was bullshit and a hack, I'm not dropping out!"

That would be the greatest thing ever to happen in politics.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2024 01:27 PM (2ocoG)
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Pray that that happens.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 01:29 PM (krQz2)

73 Hey love is love, we were promised the slippery slope was nonsense...

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 01:29 PM (HJ9BW)

74 HALP ME IM LOCKED IN THE PANTRY

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 01:29 PM (+myjY)

75 I imagine Joe like those Japanese "oldest ""living"" person" deals where they keep the corpse of ojiisan in a room upstairs so they can keep collecting his pension.

Has anyone checked the Lincoln Bedroom?

Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 22, 2024 01:29 PM (KG9as)

76 "When the campaign commissioned new battleground polling over the last week, it was the first time they had done surveys in some key states in more than two months, according to two people familiar with the surveys. And the numbers were grim, showing Biden not just trailing in all six critical swing states but collapsing in places like Virginia and New Mexico where Democrats had not planned on needing to spend massive resources to win.


============

Can't believe all these people don't like Middle Class Joe fighting for them!

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 22, 2024 01:29 PM (i7Q7S)

77 Has anyone confirmed the Las Vegas police report about secure transport to a local hospital?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 22, 2024 01:29 PM (lTGtQ)

78 How did we get here? We quite literally don't know who is making executive decisions or has control of the football.
Posted by: Are you sure about this sir? at July 22, 2024 01:24 PM (zOD0w)
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And, bluntly, how is this any different at all from where were on Saturday? Or last month? Or three years ago?

The politburo - an internally competitive and unaligned politburo of factional conflict - is running the show and has been since Brandon's first day in office.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:30 PM (HnUIn)

79 They have WAY too much on the Bidens for their to be any actual struggle. They have eight ways from Sunday or so I've heard.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:30 PM (qrUD3)

80 The first ballot at the convention will go to Biden. He won't win because he'll decline it, and then the second ballot starts. That's when the superdelegates regain their power. There's no room for popular whim in that.


lol how tho

he ded

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 01:30 PM (s3qiR)

81 What deal did Kamala cut in order to by her silence about Joe's dementia?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 01:30 PM (tT6L1)

82 lol...MTG: "Miss Cheeto, ..."

Posted by: Oedipus at July 22, 2024 01:30 PM (Z6vKV)

83 I want someone to answer why Biden is dropping out. If he's not fit to run he's not fit to be pres.

If they say he will lose, so if you're losing a game just quit? Is that the message we are sending now? Okay, got it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2024 01:30 PM (oaoUQ)

84 They finally went too far with the cocktail that's kept him somewhat functioning in public.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 22, 2024 01:30 PM (ggOdn)

85 Has anyone compared the Biden signature to Obama's handwriting?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 01:25 PM (RKVpM)

Just don't compare it to mine...

Posted by: president DR. Jill Bidet at July 22, 2024 01:30 PM (K861k)

86 You could bounce a superball high enough that you would straight up lose it. Sometimes onto the roof

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 01:30 PM (HJ9BW)

87 ace read the 25th Amendment. It takes the VP and a majority of the Cabinet to send a letter to the Senate and House declaring the President unable to perform the duties. When that happens, the powers are transferred to the VP as "Acting President." It does not remove the President from office.

But the President can send a letter saying "I am actually capable." There isn't a debate, here. He just has to say I am capable. When that happens, the powers remain with the VP for 4 days. Within those 4 days, the VP and Cabinet can send their "no, he isn't capable" letter or not. If not, President regains powers. If so - then the Congress has I think 21 days to vote on it. Takes 2/3 vote of both Houses to "permanently" give the powers to the Acting President.

But it does not REMOVE the President from office. And doesn't make the VP more than Acting President.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 01:30 PM (IFNME)

88 "PROOF OF LIFE!!!
Posted by: andycanuck"

He needs to put out a photo of him holding up an I-pad with today's NY Times on it

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 01:30 PM (vFG9F)

89 Biden should have said let the delegates decide and throw open the convention with him still a candidate.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 22, 2024 01:30 PM (CsgRo)

90 For those wondering about SS f&ck-ups, and most involve men, here's a list from the last 20 years.

Interestingly, it didn't take someone getting shot for a recent director resignation - in 2014, when a knife-wielding intruder breached the White House, the female SS director resigned...although that was after a few SS controversies (including the infamous Columbia prostitutes trip that got 10 male agents fired/forcibly retired)...

https://www.usnews.com/news/ national-news/slideshows/ prostitutes-grenades-and-drunk -driving-20-years-of-secret-service-scandals?slide=7

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 01:30 PM (exHjb)

91 8 Obviously, this would mean that Biden is currently not the president, as upon the taking of this (hypothetical) vote he ceased to be president and Kamala Harris became president, and that means that the nation is currently being run by an illegal junta.

========

If I remember correctly, the 25th Amendment requires a vote in Congress for the Cabinet recommendation to come into actual force.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM (GBKbO)


Joe Could contest it with a letter, and then if the Cabinet still pushes it, it goes to the Congress to settle.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 22, 2024 01:31 PM (hOOi9)

92 There has been so much fog that I've forgotten. Was Joe's announcement yesterday or Saturday?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 01:31 PM (JLq/1)

93 75 I imagine Joe like those Japanese "oldest ""living"" person" deals where they keep the corpse of ojiisan in a room upstairs so they can keep collecting his pension.

Has anyone checked the Lincoln Bedroom?

Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 22, 2024 01:29 PM (KG9as)

Yup. Can't find Mary or Abe.

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:31 PM (ynpvh)

94 BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi endorses Kamala Harris. Game over. Kamala is the Dem nominee.

Posted by: AR15 Bad at July 22, 2024 01:31 PM (/U5Yz)

95 Obama ordered the Big Donors to order the Code Red on F. Joe.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 01:31 PM (9UaSi)

96 It's angering to me that we have no idea, none, what is going on and because of all the crazy shit they pull any theory is a real possibility.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 01:31 PM (JeYYB)

97 I think that is just to create a patois of "democracy".

Patina?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:31 PM (xCA6C)

98 We need to set up a Gofundme for a Life Alert for Good Old Joe.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 01:31 PM (aVudl)

99 Has anyone compared the Biden signature to Obama's handwriting?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 01:25 PM (RKVpM)



Who has control of the autopen? That's what I want to know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 01:31 PM (+myjY)

100 According to the 25th amendment,
"Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments ... transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President."

I'm sure our Speaker of the House wouldn't keep that a secret. /s

Posted by: Chuck C at July 22, 2024 01:31 PM (yOPBE)

101 I keep coming back to it, but control of the DNC just makes sense. Kamala as the candidate, even if she loses, is in control of the DNC post 2024. That means Obama has control again after 4 years of Jill Biden filling it with lackeys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

____________________________

Nah...Harris has been, and always will be within the Clinton camp. They campaigned for her...funneled money to her and low and behold, both Clintons popped up out of their holes and immediately provided support for Harris as a presidential candidate. Incidentally, the Clintons own Newsom as well. Harris as president is the LAST thing Obama wants.

I think Harris got the running mate nod for Biden as a concession to Hillary going back to when Obama's team screwed her in the primaries. Remember that?

Posted by: Orson at July 22, 2024 01:32 PM (dIske)

102 Biden's family is attacking Joe's brother of being an alcoholic because he said he was happy Joe quit the race.

But Hunter isn't, right?

Smartest guy in the world?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2024 01:32 PM (yxhux)

103 97 I think that is just to create a patois of "democracy".

Patina?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:31 PM (xCA6C)

=======

I meant patois, and I think it fits. Patina would also work but mean something different.

It's about creating a language in my mind.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

104 No change in status of Bribe'em meeting with Netanyahu tomorrow. I'm keeping my knickers untwisted until then

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 01:32 PM (5MvGY)

105 He needs to put out a photo of him holding up an I-pad with today's NY Times on it
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 01:30 PM (vFG9F)
---
Of course, with today's technology, an AI can easily deep fake it.

Even simple Photoshop can create a convincing facsimile...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 01:32 PM (7fElN)

106 Superballs?!?

All balls are super!

Posted by: Pere Buttstuff at July 22, 2024 01:32 PM (2oViT)

107
Any pictures of the President on milk cartons yet?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 01:33 PM (1Nxff)

108 BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi endorses Kamala Harris. Game over. Kamala is the Dem nominee.
Posted by: AR15 Bad at July 22, 2024 01:31 PM (/U5Yz)

Yeah. We will see about that?

Posted by: Billionaire Dem Donors at July 22, 2024 01:33 PM (K861k)

109 I think that is just to create a patois of "democracy".

Patina?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:31 PM (xCA6C)


Yes, Bill?

Posted by: Patina at July 22, 2024 01:33 PM (+myjY)

110 The real question is what did they offer acting president Jill Biden for the drop out. Cause it ain't like she cared what Joe was threatened with.

Posted by: Bete at July 22, 2024 01:33 PM (BKMOA)

111 lol...MTG: "Miss Cheeto, ..."
Posted by: Oedipus at July 22, 2024 01:30 PM (Z6vKV)

She can bench press a Buick while trolling Twatter.

MTG is what happens when one of the Horde gets elected to public office.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 01:33 PM (6VSsX)

112 Because he's dead.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at July 22, 2024 01:33 PM (lHAAk)

113 say what you want about MTG, but she just got one of the most damning moments out of Director Cheetos.

MTG: "Do you have a timeline of the events?"

Cheeto: "I have a timeline...without specifics"

(audible laughter)

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 22, 2024 01:33 PM (pZ0Mr)

114 97 I think that is just to create a patois of "democracy".

Patina?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:31 PM (xCA6C)

Patina, Patios. I don't care about the color of what you're talking about.

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:33 PM (ynpvh)

115
@alx
Donald Trump was:

-Impeached
-Banned from all social media
-Threatened with ballot removal
-Indicted
-Arrested
-Convicted
-Shot
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Well that's seven ways from Sunday. I shudder to think what the eighth is.

Didn't someone push Ivana down the stairs? Oh no wait she fell... she fell!

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:33 PM (qrUD3)

116 Something’s fishy. Don’t know what exactly but these fuckers are all liars through and through

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 01:33 PM (xT8gx)

117 Jill responded to the tweet with hearts. No actual words. Hunter put out a statement on how amazing his father is.

I wonder if that is the coup. Hunter told Jill enough, you are killing my father. Hunter made it clear he doesn’t like Jill in his private texts / emails. Hunter may have told Joe it’s time. Dishes may be flying in DE.

Also, I think Joe had a stroke and that would be the catalyst for Hunter to tell Jill her reign is over.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 01:33 PM (/sySz)

118 Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 01:33 PM (v6JzV)

119 "Of course, with today's technology, an AI can easily deep fake it.

Even simple Photoshop can create a convincing facsimile...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "

It would be as real as anything else they show us.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 01:33 PM (vFG9F)

120 I continue to believe Obamaland is not backing Kamala. I don't think they like her at all. You may be right about them wanting to reclaim the DNC. But it's not with Kamala.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:27 PM (iFTx/)


I agree. Even if they backed her initially (like, in 2016), they know as well as everyone else that she's awful.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2024 01:33 PM (2ocoG)

121 107
Any pictures of the President on milk cartons yet?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 01:33 PM (1Nxff)

I'd expect ice cream cartons.

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:34 PM (ynpvh)

122 And the numbers were grim, showing Biden not just trailing in all six critical swing states but collapsing in places like Virginia and New Mexico where Democrats had not planned on needing to spend massive resources to win.

"The polls are bad for our Presidential nominee. He'll have to quit."

That's some precious democracy there.

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 01:34 PM (OguvZ)

123 Something is making the rounds that Biden had an episode in Veas and was originally goin to just cut it short but then cops heard he was being sent to the University hospital, and THEN there was a standout order and a medivac ordered to take him to Johns Hopkins.

Already mostly dead? I keep thinking about this challenge to God- that only if he came down and told him to get out of the race would he do so. (I thought at the time, 'Uh -oh. That's really not a good idea Joe!')

Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2024 01:34 PM (llS7k)

124
I think that is just to create a patois of "democracy".

Patina?
Posted by: Archimedes

___________

A thin crust
A light dusting
A veneer

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 01:34 PM (1Nxff)

125 Sponge,

Prayers for your missus.

Posted by: Inogame at July 22, 2024 01:34 PM (53oGX)

126 I don't think any of this chair shuffling matters. What is driving this is money to protect democrat house and senate seats.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 22, 2024 01:34 PM (lTGtQ)

127 I can't believe we're 120 comments in and nobody pointed out Ace said Biden needs to make a "pubic declaration". That seems more like Hunter's thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2024 01:34 PM (2ocoG)

128 You could bounce a superball high enough that you would straight up lose it. Sometimes onto the roof
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Even pitched roof?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2024 01:35 PM (yxhux)

129 I need to relearn how to get out of my office chair. With the new floor, I have found that I tend to send my chair rolling across the room...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:35 PM (HnUIn)

130 if he's not dead, he probably is still unaware that he dropped out.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 01:35 PM (UWgy2)

131 Look folks, I'm fine. No joke.

Posted by: zombie Joe Biteum at July 22, 2024 01:35 PM (vFG9F)

132 BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi endorses Kamala Harris. Game over. Kamala is the Dem nominee.
Posted by: AR15 Bad at July 22, 2024 01:31 PM (/U5Yz)

Nancy Pelosi is still the leader of the House Dims in fact.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 01:35 PM (6VSsX)

133 117 Jill responded to the tweet with hearts. No actual words. Hunter put out a statement on how amazing his father is.

I wonder if that is the coup. Hunter told Jill enough, you are killing my father. Hunter made it clear he doesn’t like Jill in his private texts / emails. Hunter may have told Joe it’s time. Dishes may be flying in DE.

Also, I think Joe had a stroke and that would be the catalyst for Hunter to tell Jill her reign is over.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 01:33 PM (/sySz)

You pump too much meth into someone that old and things happen.

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:35 PM (ynpvh)

134 92 There has been so much fog that I've forgotten. Was Joe's announcement yesterday or Saturday?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 01:31 PM (JLq/1)

Obama's stray voltage indeed. It was yesterday.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2024 01:35 PM (oaoUQ)

135 I don't want to get on the cart.

He will be dead in a couple of hours. Do us a favor?

I feel happy! I feel happy! I - *thump*.

All right then.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 01:35 PM (d9LQi)

136 I think you guys waaaaaaay overestimate the power of the Clintons. They’re yesterday’s news. Doubt anyone gives 2 shits what they have to say.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 22, 2024 01:35 PM (CsgRo)

137 You could bounce a superball high enough that you would straight up lose it. Sometimes onto the roof

You had to be careful not to bounce it such that it came back in your face, though. It would be like getting hit with a brick.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:35 PM (xCA6C)

138 I don't buy that he's dead. Incapacitated, maybe.

Actually dead? Problem solved, with sympathy points and a campaign event funeral that lasts until November.

My first words when I saw the headline were "he announced on Twitter?". Obviously fishy as hell.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 22, 2024 01:36 PM (z/ifB)

139 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
How easy would it be to put Biden in a barely-coherent state and get his "agreement."

1. Just wait until he has a "bad" evening.

2. Change his meds because of Covid.

3. Weaken or remove his normal meds that make him sometimes coherent. Keep him that way for a week after resigning, so the machine has moved on.

4. Isolate him from Jill and Hunter for one day. Doctor's orders!

Once Biden "agrees" to resign, he can't wake up later and argue it was because of his failing mind. That would be double damning.

Biden finishing his term is fantasy. That could not be the real plan. It's just more "cat on the roof" play.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 01:36 PM (wse2C)

140 How is it that the current SoH has less power than old crone Nancy?

A R SoH would be involved in 25th amendment issues. Running for president on the dem ticket is handled by dems.

Posted by: Chuck C at July 22, 2024 01:36 PM (yOPBE)

141 6 sorry willowed in last thread:

617 Did any of you morons have a Super Ball when you were kids? Super Balls are fucking amazing.


I had like a zillion of those things they ROCK
--------------
How many did you lose?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 01:27 PM (n17eQ)

All of them! But every once in a while I'd find one in the blackberry bushes. They were worth getting scratched to dig out.

Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2024 01:36 PM (llS7k)

142 I don't think any of this chair shuffling matters. What is driving this is money to protect democrat house and senate seats.

When the fundraising collapsed to the point where the biggest celebrity the sitting Democrat Party President could get was David Letterman, that had to set off all of the alarm bells at the DNC.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2024 01:36 PM (2ocoG)

143 I can't decide if the turds behind Obama (Jarette for example) want Kamala or hate her.

They like stupid, controllable people. Kamala is perfect.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 01:36 PM (JeYYB)

144 30x30.

That's the size of the gals they want covering the ex-Pres, right?

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 01:36 PM (krQz2)

145 Any pictures of the President on milk cartons yet?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 01:33 PM (1Nxff)
-

https://tinyurl.com/mj83am7

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 22, 2024 01:36 PM (o6r3R)

146 Something is making the rounds that Biden had an episode in Veas and was originally goin to just cut it short but then cops heard he was being sent to the University hospital, and THEN there was a standout order and a medivac ordered to take him to Johns Hopkins. ...
Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2024 01:34 PM (llS7k)
++++
LOLWUT? Redirected from Las Vegas to Johns Hopkins in *Baltimore?* Not to one of the top-flight hospitals in California, Denver or Phoenix?

Color me skeptical.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:36 PM (HnUIn)

147 120 I agree. Even if they backed her initially (like, in 2016), they know as well as everyone else that she's awful.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2024 01:33 PM (2ocoG)

======

It would be 2020, and then they negotiated for her to be Biden's VP after she flamed out.

Remember, people had to speak with her to get her that January 2019 NYT fluff piece. They interacted with her as senator, as CA's AG, at fundraisers, in interviews. They've known her mental acuity for a timeline now approaching decades and thought she was ripe for power.

Also, it should be noted that Obama was obviously the larger player behind dumping Biden than the Clintons. The Clooney article is key in that since Obama and Clooney are so close.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

148 I need to relearn how to get out of my office chair. With the new floor, I have found that I tend to send my chair rolling across the room...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:35 PM (HnUIn)

-------------------

Back to the door, someone comes in you don't like, jump up, chair hits them, "oops!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 01:36 PM (tT6L1)

149 say what you want about MTG
-------

Ok I think she's great

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:36 PM (qrUD3)

150 I think you guys waaaaaaay overestimate the power of the Clintons. They’re yesterday’s news. Doubt anyone gives 2 shits what they have to say.

Agreed, but the question is if they know that. I have no doubt Hillary and Bill both still think they're power players.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:36 PM (xCA6C)

151 Coup.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 01:37 PM (uxCna)

152
On the number of spent shell casings on the roof, why is there any controversy over how many shots were fired? Isn’t there continuous video coverage such that we could just count the number of gunshots heard on the video?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:28 PM


A Doctor in some sort of audiology discerns a difference between the first three shots and those that followed. Shots from the top of the water tower are only about 20 degrees difference from where Crook was positioned. So it's a very easy way to put to rest any theory of a second shooter.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 01:37 PM (RKVpM)

153
Trump shot on a Saturday

Biden "drops out" on Sunday a week later

Can't wait for next Monday

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 01:37 PM (1Nxff)

154 Joe Mannix, you need one of those floor protectors for under your chair.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 01:37 PM (5MvGY)

155 The Bizarre Way It All Ended (PJW)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PqkDoRfeYU

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 22, 2024 01:37 PM (BEX/9)

156 My take: Joe is too feeble to stand, and may well be incoherent. Due to the amateur hour clown-show that has been the Biden White House, none of the promised actions to make official various assignments that were not leagal and keep people out of jail have been completed and so a 25A action can't be made because the Amateur Hour clown-show spent the last 3 years telling Kamlol she is a useless whore and she holds a grudge.
to complete things is that Kamalol has to choose a new VP and that required a majority of both houses, so that will be fun, since she has limited ability to horse trade or make good on any promise.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 01:37 PM (D7oie)

157 104 No change in status of Bribe'em meeting with Netanyahu tomorrow. I'm keeping my knickers untwisted until then

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 01:32 PM (5MvGY)


Ben Had, my bet is on FJB talking with Bibi on the phone when he's in the US tomorrow. COVID isolation will be the public reason.

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 01:37 PM (5fDan)

158 Back to the door, someone comes in you don't like, jump up, chair hits them, "oops!"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 01:36 PM (tT6L1)
++++
Heh. I keep that door locked, but it can't hurt as an emergency backup. Slide the chair at him, then hurl a dumbbell as a follow up. Second dumbbell acts as unwieldy club if needed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:37 PM (HnUIn)

159 138 I don't buy that he's dead. Incapacitated, maybe.

Actually dead? Problem solved, with sympathy points and a campaign event funeral that lasts until November.

My first words when I saw the headline were "he announced on Twitter?". Obviously fishy as hell.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 22, 2024 01:36 PM (z/ifB)

No way he is dead. Delay him a funeral that would make John McCain's pale by comparison? Deny Dr Jill her right to be consoled as a widow - for years? She does love the color black you know - it matches her heart.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 22, 2024 01:37 PM (N39Ws)

160 63 On the number of spent shell casings on the roof, why is there any controversy over how many shots were fired? Isn’t there continuous video coverage such that we could just count the number of gunshots heard on the video?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:28 PM (iFTx/)


The latest I've seen is that there were 3 shots, within about 2 seconds, but then there were 2 more shots (a second or two later) from somebody who was the same distance away (maybe the shooter), and then 3 or 4 more shots by others. Red-bearded guy who talked to BBC said shooter made 5 shots.

So it's unclear, but you'd think they'd have been able to recover & count his shell casings by now.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 22, 2024 01:37 PM (hOOi9)

161 139 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
How easy would it be to put Biden in a barely-coherent state and get his "agreement."

1. Just wait until he has a "bad" evening.

2. Change his meds because of Covid.

3. Weaken or remove his normal meds that make him sometimes coherent. Keep him that way for a week after resigning, so the machine has moved on.

4. Isolate him from Jill and Hunter for one day. Doctor's orders!

Once Biden "agrees" to resign, he can't wake up later and argue it was because of his failing mind. That would be double damning.

Biden finishing his term is fantasy. That could not be the real plan. It's just more "cat on the roof" play.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 01:36 PM (wse2C)

So...the (P)resident is stuck on the White House Roof!

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:37 PM (ynpvh)

162 This crew has shown themselves to be sneaky, mendacious, and infinitely corrupt and lawless.

==


Scary stuff.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 01:37 PM (V13WU)

163 Joe Mannix, you need one of those floor protectors for under your chair.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 01:37 PM (5MvGY)
++++
I have one. Not making that mistake twice (that's how I wrecked the carpet in the first place).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:38 PM (HnUIn)

164 Agreed, but the question is if they know that. I have no doubt Hillary and Bill both still think they're power players.

And Hillary still has the suicide hotline on speed dial to place orders.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2024 01:38 PM (2ocoG)

165 Ve haff vays of makink you sign ze papers.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 01:38 PM (v0R5T)

166 141 6 sorry willowed in last thread:

617 Did any of you morons have a Super Ball when you were kids? Super Balls are fucking amazing.


I had like a zillion of those things they ROCK
--------------
How many did you lose?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 01:27 PM (n17eQ)

All of them! But every once in a while I'd find one in the blackberry bushes. They were worth getting scratched to dig out.

Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2024 01:36 PM (llS7k)

Them colorful bouncy blackberries don't taste so good.

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:38 PM (ynpvh)

167 Kamala has a stutter. It has held her back professionally and personally for her entire life. It is unsubstantiated disinformation to say that she speaks in word salad. Anything people put out there that purports to be her making verbal flubs is just cheap fakes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 01:38 PM (d9LQi)

168 So he is at his dacha in Delaware and has no contact with the outside world? Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted by: Mikhail Gorbachev at July 22, 2024 01:38 PM (xPl2J)

169 Because someone made a power play and forced him out? Because they have to menace him into making a simple address, then get him to prep enough to deliver it?

This smells funny.

- Withdrawal announced on a Sunday
- Announcement made on Twitter
- "Endorsement" followed the same course
- Subject of the announcement to "address the nation" sometime later on
- President's aides apparently found out from Twitter like the rest of us
- The news nets ran with it like tomorrow, immediately, with no verification and no curiosity

Smells like a palace coup to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM (HnUIn)
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See my first comment above. It's possible he is much worse than we think. The "covid" diagnosis could have been cover for something much worse. Stroke? Heart attack?

It's impossible for me to believe he would suddenly drop out by a tweet and not make any public announcement, unless he is incapable of doing so.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

170 Biden hasn't been President for years... and has NO idea that he has tendered a letter saying he dropped out.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 22, 2024 01:38 PM (1FWWQ)

171 Maybe he's already dead, but his ghost was helping Dr. Jill make a vase. And then Whoopi Goldberg came in, and said she could speak to him, and that he wasn't RESIGNING resigning.
This could be the worst sequel since Caddyshack 2.

Posted by: Wally at July 22, 2024 01:39 PM (hqVaF)

172 I can't decide if the turds behind Obama (Jarette for example) want Kamala or hate her.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 01:36 PM (JeYYB)
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I have long divined the case that she is more ambitious than they are happy with.

Remember, from Biden's own mouth, Harris was the one that Biden promised Obama he would step down for.

Either Harris became too much of an embarrassment to Obama or they can't trust her to not be President.

I also think there is a reason why Biden so frequently slipped and called her "President Harris".

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 01:39 PM (krQz2)

173 I can't believe power brokers in the Democrat Party forced Joe to back out because of a stutter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

174 Coup.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 01:37 PM (uxCna)

Coup coup kachoo.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 01:39 PM (6VSsX)

175 Ayanna Presley is babbling in the hearing. She's as dumb as she looks.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 01:39 PM (qejsy)

176 Where is joe?

He is doing well. I just saw him 5 minutes ago. He is busy working with the American people.

We want to see him.

Well, you see, the thing is... he died 2 years ago.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 01:40 PM (d9LQi)

177 Well... he sure smells dead.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Pants at July 22, 2024 01:40 PM (Ybyk2)

178 No change in status of Bribe'em meeting with Netanyahu tomorrow. I'm keeping my knickers untwisted until then


That is not the AOSHQ way. Get a jump on the competition and set your hair on fire early.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:40 PM (xCA6C)

179 148 I need to relearn how to get out of my office chair. With the new floor, I have found that I tend to send my chair rolling across the room...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:35 PM (HnUIn)

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Back to the door, someone comes in you don't like, jump up, chair hits them, "oops!"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 01:36 PM (tT6L1)

Add one of those chair mats for that purpose...

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:40 PM (ynpvh)

180 *waves to Ben Had*

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 22, 2024 01:40 PM (BEX/9)

181 Surely Marine One is a medivac. They don't have to order that as a separate thing

Posted by: TexasDan at July 22, 2024 01:40 PM (z/ifB)

182 When Joe's sleeping on his back I'm sure they check to see if he can still fog a mirror.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 01:40 PM (JLq/1)

183 David Sacks @DavidSacks 9h
When LBJ announced that he would not seek reelection in 1968, he gave a 40 minute address from the Oval Office. Biden posted a letter on X and hasn’t been seen or heard from directly. MSM just applauds, doesn’t ask any questions. Very strange.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 01:40 PM (wse2C)

184 I continue to believe Obamaland is not backing Kamala. I don't think they like her at all. You may be right about them wanting to reclaim the DNC. But it's not with Kamala.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:27 PM (iFTx/)

I agree. Even if they backed her initially (like, in 2016), they know as well as everyone else that she's awful.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2024 01:33 PM (2ocoG)

IMO, dems (Obama's) personal preferences and who they "like" doesn't matter at all. They want someone they can control, and she's it. She'll only lose them if her polling is as bad as Biden's- Then the money and support will start flowing to someone else.

Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2024 01:40 PM (llS7k)

185 BTW, there's CNN video from shortly before the inauguration where Joe is with Kamala and he says "if I ever come into conflict with Barack, I'd say I have some disease and step down".

That's kinda interesting assuming it's not a deepfake.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2024 01:40 PM (2ocoG)

186 I like the theory I read here on Ace yesterday (sorry I don't recall who wrote it) that sundown is already braindead but they need for him to 'sign' (via the autopen of course) some unpopular pardons and EO's so that Kamala doesn't get that extra drag on her campaign.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 22, 2024 01:40 PM (wTs+0)

187 As a sitting president, you don't make announcements like that on Twitter/X.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 01:40 PM (V13WU)

188 Supposedly Biden's White House staffers only learned that Biden was "dropping out" from the tweet that was written and posted by someone other than Joe Biden.
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Even though they are inveterate liars, I actually 100% believe that Democrats don't trust their own staff enough with news like this and have this little respect for them.

On the one hand they shouldn't, and should, but on the other this is so typical of the Democrat Ebenezer Scrooge style of "management". They are the caricature they paint of conservatives.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:40 PM (qrUD3)

189 Whatever way this turns out, virtually guaranteed the truth with be worse than anything we can dream of.

The Junta is chock full of malevolent incompetence.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 01:40 PM (tT6L1)

190 Ve haff vays of makink you sign ze papers.
Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 01:38 PM (v0R5T)
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And it probably rhymes with "your family."

Joe will sign. He will make the address. If the Party apparatchiks involved had enough power to make this move, they'll finish the job.

Wanna keep Hunter's crimes off the prosecutors' desks? Wanna keep Jill dressed in ill-fitting hooker gear? Wanna keep Ashley out of the news? Wanna make sure your granddaughters don't spill the family beans on *very* accommodating news outlets? It's easy, Joe. Just sign here, take your money, and ride off to Delaware.

Something like that. My guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:40 PM (HnUIn)

191 Coup.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 01:37 PM (uxCna)

Coup coup kachoo.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 01:39 PM (6VSsX)


Little Deuce Coup.

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 01:40 PM (OguvZ)

192 151 Coup.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 01:37 PM (uxCna)

Say that enough and people will think you're Coup-Coup.

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:41 PM (ynpvh)

193 Voter outreach - He went to visit the millions of dead people who voted for him in 2020.

Posted by: Wally at July 22, 2024 01:41 PM (hqVaF)

194 Poor joe. Fucked the country for 4 years and didn't even get a chance to wipe his dick on the drapes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 22, 2024 01:41 PM (VwHCD)

195 153
Trump shot on a Saturday

Biden "drops out" on Sunday a week later

Can't wait for next Monday

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 01:37 PM (1Nxff)

There's this nursery rhyme...

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:41 PM (ynpvh)

196 A Rumor is Spreading President Biden is resigning, perhaps due to an odd choice of words.

@albamonica Chief of Staff Jeff Zients held a call with WH staff this morning. He thanked the team & stressed there's more work to do, per sources.

Zients couldn't go into 2024 from his official perch, citing WH counsel told him he couldn't talk about the next president, "whomever she is."

This is CBS news for what it is worth. Jeff Zients said it. It was not a campaign call, and it was an emergency call. We need to at least prepare ourselves for this possibility.

Please don't spread right wing talking points without condemnation or analysis

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 22, 2024 01:41 PM (uigyg)

197
Whatever is going on, the Democrats and the media have destroyed their credibility forever.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 01:41 PM (1Nxff)

198 As someone pointed out on the last thread, Charlie Kirk has a few recent Truth Social posts that suggest that ol' Joe was transported from Las Vegas to Johns Hopkins (hospital in Baltimore) last week, and is likely on his deathbed. Biden's schedule cleared; WH Chief of Staff had calling the Cabinet.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 22, 2024 01:41 PM (hOOi9)

199 Call those 51 intelligence experts to see if Joe's letter is actually Russian Disinformation.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2024 01:41 PM (yxhux)

200 190 Wanna keep Hunter's crimes off the prosecutors' desks? Wanna keep Jill dressed in ill-fitting hooker gear? Wanna keep Ashley out of the news? Wanna make sure your granddaughters don't spill the family beans on *very* accommodating news outlets? It's easy, Joe. Just sign here, take your money, and ride off to Delaware.

Something like that. My guess.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:40 PM (HnUIn)

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Start signing pardons of Democrats for election theft in 2020.

That could be amusing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

201 say what you want about MTG
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Ok I think she's great


Not thaaaat, you can't say thaaaat!

-- "conservatives" who still want to get invited to dinner parties

Posted by: Oddbob at July 22, 2024 01:41 PM (/y8xj)

202 Its a coup.

The people that control Biden have told him he isn't running.

Whether he and Jill agreed with that, or were"persuaded", or are not in agreement remains to be seen.

And if he does die now "from COVID" or dementia or whatever, you'll know he said "over my dead body" and they obliged.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 01:41 PM (oZhjI)

203 In Nov, we are gonna look back on today and think it is positively quaint.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 01:42 PM (d9LQi)

204 Joe necrotic body is in the WH cooler.
Posted by: AR15 Bad
......

Time to wrap the Mummy.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 01:42 PM (v0R5T)

205 Biden might be at that stage where all he can do is sleep and rest and is barely conscious. So, not dead but not functional either.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 22, 2024 01:42 PM (ZtyUu)

206 I wonder if that is the coup. Hunter told Jill enough, you are killing my father. Hunter made it clear he doesn’t like Jill in his private texts / emails. Hunter may have told Joe it’s time. Dishes may be flying in DE.

Also, I think Joe had a stroke and that would be the catalyst for Hunter to tell Jill her reign is over.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 01:33 PM (/sySz)

We often forget that Hunter is Joe's son, not Jill's. And he might be semi-clean since he's in the spotlight so much, which can clarify things.

Posted by: pookysgirl, herding the family around at July 22, 2024 01:42 PM (dtlDP)

207 Pelosi got what she wants now, and endorsed harris.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 01:42 PM (V13WU)

208 167 Kamala has a stutter. It has held her back professionally and personally for her entire life. It is unsubstantiated disinformation to say that she speaks in word salad. Anything people put out there that purports to be her making verbal flubs is just cheap fakes.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 01:38 PM (d9LQi)

Figuring how many times her skull has been rocked, I can see there may be some traumatic brain injury causing her to stutter/choke.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 22, 2024 01:42 PM (N39Ws)

209 See my first comment above. It's possible he is much worse than we think. The "covid" diagnosis could have been cover for something much worse. Stroke? Heart attack?

It's impossible for me to believe he would suddenly drop out by a tweet and not make any public announcement, unless he is incapable of doing so.


Yeah, what I saw of him after the "Covid" diagnosis sure didn't look like Covid, it looked like a stroke. One wonders if the delay in announcing his incapacity is due to infighting about who will be the veep under Kamala.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:42 PM (xCA6C)

210 SMH, hugs to you both.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 01:42 PM (5MvGY)

211 See my first comment above. It's possible he is much worse than we think. The "covid" diagnosis could have been cover for something much worse. Stroke? Heart attack?

It's impossible for me to believe he would suddenly drop out by a tweet and not make any public announcement, unless he is incapable of doing so.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:38 PM (iFTx/)
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Or he's being blocked. He can't pick up the phone and call CNN. Even if he has access to a phone, he doesn't know the number.

He's sick - COVID is a cover story or it isn't - they made their move, and he's being kept from comms until he complies. Not that hard to imagine. The President - even a fake one (or maybe especially a fake one) - has very little freedom.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:42 PM (HnUIn)

212 196 This is CBS news for what it is worth. Jeff Zients said it. It was not a campaign call, and it was an emergency call. We need to at least prepare ourselves for this possibility.

Please don't spread right wing talking points without condemnation or analysis
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 22, 2024 01:41 PM (uigyg)

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CBS is right wing talking points.

Got it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

213 Politico today:

“Nancy made clear that they could do this the easy way or the hard way,” said one Democrat familiar with private conversations who was granted anonymity to speak candidly. “She gave them three weeks of the easy way. It was about to be the hard way.”

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 01:42 PM (Dm8we)

214 As a sitting president, you don't make announcements like that on Twitter/X.
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 01:40 PM (V13WU)


I'll bet all of the people trying to start Twitter clones that still accept the CIA's orders facepalmed when that happened though.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2024 01:42 PM (2ocoG)

215 157 104 No change in status of Bribe'em meeting with Netanyahu tomorrow. I'm keeping my knickers untwisted until then

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 01:32 PM (5MvGY)


Ben Had, my bet is on FJB talking with Bibi on the phone when he's in the US tomorrow. COVID isolation will be the public reason.

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 01:37 PM (5fDan)

Netenyahu gives Biden fatal Covid infection...

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

216 Not sure why they need all these games anyway...just wait till a particularly bad morning, walk over and say "Come on Joey, its 2028, lets pack your shit and get out of here" Problem solved.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn-Trump 2024 Because fuck you again, that's why! at July 22, 2024 01:43 PM (YBURO)

217 So Obama is hiding his shemale puppetmaster's fingerprints by shrugging his shoulders? Sounds about right.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:43 PM (qrUD3)

218
Also, I think Joe had a stroke and that would be the catalyst for Hunter to tell Jill her reign is over.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 01:33 PM


That's what got my neighbor deadified when he got covid. Sky high BP seems to be part of the problem when you contract it.

As to Hunter, he withdrew his suit against Fox News. I suspect he realizes the paychecks that would pay his legal fees are gone.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 01:43 PM (RKVpM)

219 Per Wikipedia: they could even declare him temporarily incapacitated, and then restore him to office when they decide the "incapacitation"

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BREAKING: F. Joe Biden Finally Passed a Severely Disabling 30-Pound Dildo-Shaped Bowel Obstruction This Afternoon and Will Retake The Big-Boy High Chair in the Oral Orafice This Evening -- Including a Brand New Crayon and PlaySkool Phone-on-Wheels at The Ready. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 01:43 PM (qGtX4)

220 Surely Marine One is a medivac. They don't have to order that as a separate thing
Posted by: TexasDan at July 22, 2024 01:40 PM (z/ifB)

Yep, sorry- the story says the USSS informed the Vegas PD that "they were going to medivac potus...."
Not that they ordered a medieval.

Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2024 01:43 PM (llS7k)

221 95 Obama ordered the Big Donors to order the Code Red on F. Joe.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 01:31 PM (9UaSi)

I don't think Bam gives the orders.. he's an order catcher...

Posted by: Inogame at July 22, 2024 01:43 PM (53oGX)

222 No change in status of Bribe'em meeting with Netanyahu tomorrow. I'm keeping my knickers untwisted until then


That is not the AOSHQ way. Get a jump on the competition and set your hair on fire early.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:40 PM


Whoa! Let's not be too hasty here. Think this through.

Depending on the hair, your knickers could go up, too!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 01:43 PM (D9pmM)

223 Lauren Broebert is on X-twitter demanding that Joe make an actual public appearance by 5 pm, and acknowledges that he's retired from the campaign. It's a valid request, we don't want Biden to catch the same virus Andropov contracted.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 22, 2024 01:43 PM (W+kMI)

224 If Joe is seriously ill has a priest been in to see him?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 01:43 PM (JLq/1)

225 CBS is right wing talking points.

Got it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:42 PM (GBKbO)
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It always surprises me how far left one has to be to think CBS is right wing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 01:43 PM (tT6L1)

226 @143 seems legit, I think you're right that Obama wanted a stupid person they could control, but Harris is too stupid to realize she's stupid and is therefore uncontrollable.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 01:44 PM (qejsy)

227 Joe is the Walrus. Coup coup ka choo.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 01:44 PM (d9LQi)

228 This blonde in a dress is a bit bemused at having to play such speculative games involving the fate of the "leader of the free world:"
http://tiny.cc/fh59zz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:44 PM (HnUIn)

229 Haley Voters for Harris
@HaleyVte4Harris

We support @JoeBiden's recommendation and will immediately change the name of our organization to Haley Voters for Harris. There is no time to lose.

She was a tough prosecutor.

We encourage her to select a moderate VP like @GovernorShapiro, @RoyCooperNC, or @GovAndyBeshear.

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 01:44 PM (RHGPo)

230 Kumala as potus would be in a much better position to win vs as VP.

If they’re gonna do a Coup, go all the way.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 22, 2024 01:44 PM (CsgRo)

231 No way he is dead. Delay him a funeral that would make John McCain's pale by comparison? Deny Dr Jill her right to be consoled as a widow - for years? She does love the color black you know - it matches her heart.
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They want John McCain's funeral
They'll take George Bush Sr.'s funeral
They'll get the Wellstone Memorial

Posted by: Methos at July 22, 2024 01:44 PM (Dnobf)

232 223 Lauren Broebert is on X-twitter demanding that Joe make an actual public appearance by 5 pm, and acknowledges that he's retired from the campaign. It's a valid request, we don't want Biden to catch the same virus Andropov contracted.
Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 22, 2024 01:43 PM (W+kMI)

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She should file impeachment charges against Kamala for usurping the presidency from Biden if he's not showing up by 5.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

233 Whatever is going on, the Democrats and the media have destroyed their credibility forever.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 01:41 PM (1Nxff)
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Did you believe that when you wrote it?

It came off as sincere.

I was just discussing it with my wife. If I had voted for Biden, the 60 Minutes interview where he SAYS he promised Barack Obama that he would "fake an illness" and step down for Harris, would have had me face-palming.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 01:44 PM (krQz2)

234 Well you see kids, we had to take old uncle Joe to that farm upstate where we took old shep...

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 22, 2024 01:44 PM (IwNpA)

235 224 If Joe is seriously ill has a priest been in to see him?
Posted by: Northernlurker

They are afraid of the lightning strike.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 01:44 PM (d9LQi)

236 @HaleyVte4Harris

We support @JoeBiden's recommendation and will immediately change the name of our organization to Haley Voters for Harris. There is no time to lose.

She was a tough prosecutor.

We encourage her to select a moderate VP like @GovernorShapiro, @RoyCooperNC, or @GovAndyBeshear.
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 01:44 PM (RHGPo)
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LOL. Blow me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:44 PM (HnUIn)

237 “She gave them three weeks of the easy way. It was about to be the hard way.”
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 01:42 PM (Dm8we)

What was the hard way? Making Biden put on his own shoes?

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:44 PM (qrUD3)

238 I am very disappointed that we have not heard the term Failed Presidency bandied about.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 22, 2024 01:44 PM (KG9as)

239 Imagine if you're Hunter Biden and your dad kicks it before he signs a blanket pardon for you.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 22, 2024 01:44 PM (z/ifB)

240 Something is making the rounds that Biden had an episode in Veas and was originally goin to just cut it short but then cops heard he was being sent to the University hospital, and THEN there was a standout order and a medivac ordered to take him to Johns Hopkins

Except we saw him get in the car (with a lot of help) , on the plane (slowly) and off the plane ( short stairs, slowly) in DE.

What I found odd was no one had masks on and they called it Covid. Did the Dems call off kabuki theater on masks, too?

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 01:45 PM (/sySz)

241 A PUBIC statement? Spare us that.

Posted by: enough BS at July 22, 2024 01:45 PM (2NXcZ)

242 New Theory: The shot at Trump was also a message to the Bidens

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:45 PM (qrUD3)

243 Yeah, what I saw of him after the "Covid" diagnosis sure didn't look like Covid, it looked like a stroke. One wonders if the delay in announcing his incapacity is due to infighting about who will be the veep under Kamala.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:42 PM (xCA6C)

Kamala doesn't need to appoint a VP to serve out this term...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 01:45 PM (exHjb)

244 Is funny because the 25th was adopted to avoid confusion, not to augment it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 01:45 PM (VoAdT)

245 OMG

I just read the beginning of this post, chuckled and told coworker that the theory is that Bidet doesn't even know he checked himself out of the race due to senility.

she got so offended and yelled, "Joe knows what he's doing, he's not senile!"

lolol

Posted by: kallisto at July 22, 2024 01:45 PM (dCxaZ)

246
Or, it could be even simpler.

Sloppy improvised coup around Joe's "covid".

Hold Joe for a few days until his meds wear off, then release him to drool and talk nonsense and shit himself on TV.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2024 01:45 PM (eDfFs)

247 From that swamp that is DU:

Kamala Harris will be the first (and maybe only) Gen X President



Sorry kids. Kumswalla is ass end Boomer. (1964)

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 01:45 PM (6pLRH)

248 @143 seems legit, I think you're right that Obama wanted a stupid person they could control, but Harris is too stupid to realize she's stupid and is therefore uncontrollable.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 01:44 PM (qejsy)
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President Dunning-Kruger

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 01:45 PM (krQz2)

249 It's about creating a language in my mind.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)
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You can make words a complete barrier to communication!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 22, 2024 01:45 PM (3Fz6p)

250 Peachy Keenan @KeenanPeachy 10h
They can't even shoot a quick iPhone video in his home office. That's how bad it is.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 01:45 PM (wse2C)

251 167 Kamala has a stutter. It has held her back professionally and personally for her entire life.

And no gag reflex, but the media never mentions that.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 22, 2024 01:45 PM (uigyg)

252 No way he is dead and hiding it. That would immediately make Harris President.

There is no 25th Amendment way to remove a President from office.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 01:46 PM (IFNME)

253 Jim Jordan or Rand Paul should demand proof of life.

Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2024 01:46 PM (llS7k)

254 This blonde in a dress is a bit bemused at having to play such speculative games involving the fate of the "leader of the free world:"
http://tiny.cc/fh59zz
Posted by: Joe Mannix
__________

Thick. Like a peanut butter malt.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 01:46 PM (Dm8we)

255 This blonde in a dress is a bit bemused at having to play such speculative games involving the fate of the "leader of the free world:"
http://tiny.cc/fh59zz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:44 PM (HnUIn)

I wouldn't say she was all the way IN the dress.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2024 01:46 PM (Aqu9a)

256 She was a tough prosecutor.

oh yeah that's why she has the undying loyalty of folks in the hood

Posted by: kallisto at July 22, 2024 01:46 PM (dCxaZ)

257 Wait a minute, y’all. Didn’t they just release the most recent meds Biden was on and it included a recent Covid booster? What if he is another victim of the shot!

Now I really need a great big tinfoil cowboy hat!

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 01:46 PM (/sySz)

258 This blonde in a dress is a bit bemused at having to play such speculative games involving the fate of the "leader of the free world:"
http://tiny.cc/fh59zz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!
.......

Where's a big updraft when you need one?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 01:46 PM (v0R5T)

259 And what happens if he croaks before they show him to the world?

Posted by: mediapostate at July 22, 2024 01:47 PM (1j94c)

260 They are such fucking amateurs sometimes.

When the time comes Trump will run that "tough prosecutor" claim against her so hard you will never hear the word "prosecutor" again in 2024.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:47 PM (qrUD3)

261 Coup.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2024 01:37 PM (uxCna)

Coup coup kachoo.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 01:39 PM (6VSsX)

Little Deuce Coup.
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 01:40 PM (OguvZ)


Coup loo coup coup
coup coup
coup coup!

Beauty, eh!
- MacKenzie Bros

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 01:47 PM (RhGG0)

262 247 From that swamp that is DU:

Kamala Harris will be the first (and maybe only) Gen X President



Sorry kids. Kumswalla is ass end Boomer. (1964)

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 01:45 PM (6pLRH)

Damn. I thought she was at the foreskin of the Gen Xers...

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:47 PM (ynpvh)

263 He's sick - COVID is a cover story or it isn't - they made their move, and he's being kept from comms until he complies. Not that hard to imagine. The President - even a fake one (or maybe especially a fake one) - has very little freedom.
-
So, pretty much what the did to Trump after Jan. 6.

Posted by: Methos at July 22, 2024 01:47 PM (Dnobf)

264 247 From that swamp that is DU:

Kamala Harris will be the first (and maybe only) Gen X President



Sorry kids. Kumswalla is ass end Boomer. (1964)

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 01:45 PM (6pLRH)

If only we could ever have Gen X. Country might get saved then...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 01:47 PM (exHjb)

265 Where's a big updraft when you need one?
Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 01:46 PM (v0R5T)
++++
Freaking climate change, man.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:47 PM (HnUIn)

266 Lauren Broebert is on X-twitter demanding that Joe make an actual public appearance by 5 pm, and acknowledges that he's retired from the campaign. It's a valid request, we don't want Biden to catch the same virus Andropov contracted.

Imagine if there was an opposition party! They'd collectively demand the president appear in public now and stop all actions in the government until he does.

But, sorry, Boebert fooled around with a man so we can't have that kind of hussy in government! Why I bet she's even said pussy before...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 01:47 PM (oZhjI)

267 Wait a minute, y’all. Didn’t they just release the most recent meds Biden was on and it included a recent Covid booster? What if he is another victim of the shot!



Unpossible. The left KNOWS the shot is a killer. They ALL took saline injections.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 01:48 PM (6pLRH)

268 Shifty Schiff lets slip the truth about Brandon's 'withdrawal':

https://tinyurl.com/bd3fjbx2

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 01:48 PM (D9pmM)

269 Imagine if you're Hunter Biden and your dad kicks it before he signs a blanket pardon for you.

I'm sure somebody in the office still has the password for the Autopen machine.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 22, 2024 01:48 PM (/y8xj)

270 Damn stale sock.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 01:48 PM (ynpvh)

271 Kamala doesn't need to appoint a VP to serve out this term...

Really? Why? What happens if she strips a gear and has to be replaced?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:48 PM (xCA6C)

272 Vance is Gen X right?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 01:48 PM (oZhjI)

273 The SS tried to kill Trump, so Biden could stay in. They failed so their paymasters want Biden gone. Simple.

Posted by: enough BS at July 22, 2024 01:48 PM (2NXcZ)

274 she got so offended and yelled, "Joe knows what he's doing, he's not senile!"

So he's dropping out ... why?

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 01:48 PM (OguvZ)

275 Please fix that typo.

Posted by: enough BS at July 22, 2024 01:48 PM (2NXcZ)

276 Vance is a Millennial. Born in 1984.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2024 01:49 PM (xPl2J)

277 Vance is Gen X right?
Posted by: 18-1
___

He's a millennial (born in the 80s).

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 22, 2024 01:49 PM (BEX/9)

278 Joe needs his aviators. That will fix things up

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 01:49 PM (JLq/1)

279 271 Kamala doesn't need to appoint a VP to serve out this term...

Really? Why? What happens if she strips a gear and has to be replaced?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:48 PM (xCA6C)

========

Presidents have gone with VPs before. Sometimes for years.

If Kamala died in that case, it would go to Speaker, so Johnson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:49 PM (GBKbO)

280 272 Vance is Gen X right?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 01:48 PM (oZhjI)

No - Millennial.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 01:49 PM (exHjb)

281 Coup Stark

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 01:49 PM (v6JzV)

282 274 she got so offended and yelled, "Joe knows what he's doing, he's not senile!"

So he's dropping out ... why?

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 01:48 PM (OguvZ)

He's constantly dropping one out in his Depends.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

283 Maybe he's already dead, but his ghost was helping Dr. Jill make a vase. And then Whoopi Goldberg came in, and said she could speak to him, and that he wasn't RESIGNING resigning.
This could be the worst sequel since Caddyshack 2.
Posted by: Wally
.......

Not if she craps herself loudly.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 01:49 PM (v0R5T)

284 Sorry kids. Kumswalla is ass end Boomer. (1964)

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 01:45 PM (6pLRH)

Damn. I thought she was at the foreskin of the Gen Xers...
Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:47 PM (ynpvh)
---
The boundary is often disputed. I've seen lists that put 62 as Gen-X. But it's more commonly BB.

Of course, everybody on this board is a millennial, right? No more than 29 years of age.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM (krQz2)

285 Loomer (FWIW) :

Joe Biden is now in the terminal stage of his illness.

This is what my medical source in DC has confirmed to me.

I told you all weeks ago he had a medical emergency on Air Force One and that you’d be seeing resignations.

Everything I said is true.

Most people don’t know Air Force One has a full medical emergency triage center on the plane. There’s even an operating room on Air Force One.

Just because people don’t know these things doesn’t mean my reporting was incorrect.

It just means I’m ahead of the curve.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM (d9LQi)

286 Except Obamaland all but stabbed Kamala in the back by explicitly refusing to endorse her. I know you disagree, but I continue to believe Obamaland is not backing Kamala. I don't think they like her at all. You may be right about them wanting to reclaim the DNC. But it's not with Kamala.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:27 PM (iFTx/)

Everyone says there's no way Michelle will run...

But I've had a persistent fear she will be the nominee. That would really clinch our status as a Banana Republic.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM (N1DT3)

287 Shifty Schiff lets slip the truth about Brandon's 'withdrawal':

https://tinyurl.com/bd3fjbx2


Damn, he's dumb. If there was one question he should have expected, it was this one.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM (xCA6C)

288 279 271 Kamala doesn't need to appoint a VP to serve out this term...

Really? Why? What happens if she strips a gear and has to be replaced?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:48 PM (xCA6C)

========

Presidents have gone with VPs before. Sometimes for years.

If Kamala died in that case, it would go to Speaker, so Johnson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:49 PM (GBKbO)

Kumala succeeded by a Johnson...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM (ynpvh)

289 We haven't had a president since the day Joe was "sworn in". Mayorkas and Garland are still presidenting. What's the big deal?

Posted by: enough BS at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM (2NXcZ)

290 Joe wuz hacked!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM (EGSGm)

291 282 274 she got so offended and yelled, "Joe knows what he's doing, he's not senile!"

So he's dropping out ... why?

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 01:48 PM (OguvZ)

========

There's this weird line they're balancing.

Biden is fine and a hero for stepping down from the nomination, but he's only doing it because he's losing an election.

It's honestly weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

292 Congress gets a say in the 25th amendment procedure only if the president declares, in writing, that he is indeed able to perform his duties, contrary to the declaration from the VP and cabinet.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM (GoY7t)

293 HaleyVte4Harris

We support @JoeBiden's recommendation and will immediately change the name of our organization to Haley Voters for Harris. There is no time to lose.

She was a tough prosecutor.

We encourage her to select a moderate VP like @GovernorShapiro, @RoyCooperNC, or @GovAndyBeshear.
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 01:44 PM (RHGPo)
++++
LOL. Blow me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:44 PM (HnUIn)
__________

Like the DNC powerbottoms are gonna let a Jewish guy anywhere near the ticket. They have enough trouble with the pro-Hamas wing of the party as it is.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

294 On the number of spent shell casings on the roof, why is there any controversy over how many shots were fired? Isn’t there continuous video coverage such that we could just count the number of gunshots heard on the video?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:28 PM (iFTx/)


I think the main question should be if the casings were found on the roof or not. The angles were wrong as far as I can tell to have a shooter on the water tower, but there were those open windows on the second floor of the building behind the sniper spot, and the cops there for some reason were focused on something other than threats between them and the stage.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM (D7oie)

295 So our possibilities:

1) Joe's been told he's out and he's refusing

2) Joe had a legitimate health issue - likely from the debate juicing - and all the elites in the Junta are trying to claim their stake before the news is allowed to go to the public

This is exactly what politics in the Soviet Union were like...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM (oZhjI)

296 Presidents have gone with VPs before. Sometimes for years.

If Kamala died in that case, it would go to Speaker, so Johnson.


Understood. But that's exactly why they WILL have a Veep.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM (xCA6C)

297 The boundary is often disputed. I've seen lists that put 62 as Gen-X. But it's more commonly BB.

Of course, everybody on this board is a millennial, right? No more than 29 years of age.
Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM (krQz2)

Nope, Gen X never starts before 1965 and never ends after 1980...

It's as clear as the Boomer generation - follow ons get murky...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM (exHjb)

298 Seen on x:

Biden was almost full term so the Dems had to abort him.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 01:51 PM (EGSGm)

299 171 Maybe he's already dead, but his ghost was helping Dr. Jill make a vase. And then Whoopi Goldberg came in, and said she could speak to him, and that he wasn't RESIGNING resigning.
This could be the worst sequel since Caddyshack 2.
Posted by: Wally at July 22, 2024 01:39 PM (hqVaF)

Meatballs 2?

Posted by: Inogame at July 22, 2024 01:51 PM (53oGX)

300 I’m right here, waiting like the grim reaper.

Posted by: Polling at July 22, 2024 01:51 PM (SyCqh)

301 The past 10 days have been interesting. So, what is going to happen with all the pre-printed Biden-Harris ballots for the 2 AM steal? Just ruminating.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 22, 2024 01:51 PM (K861k)

302 Kumala succeeded by a Johnson...

The past as the future...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 01:51 PM (oZhjI)

303 Joe died from COVID. The local DC hospital got their kickback for listing him under that cause.

Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2024 01:51 PM (z+ik4)

304 Coup Stark
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus



Lannisters always pay their debts.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 01:51 PM (6pLRH)

305 254 This blonde in a dress is a bit bemused at having to play such speculative games involving the fate of the "leader of the free world:"
http://tiny.cc/fh59zz
Posted by: Joe Mannix
__________
Thick. Like a peanut butter malt.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

You like thick blondes??!??! I got a thick blonde for you...and a little chocolate to add to that peanut butter shake!
https://tinyurl.com/52k2syda

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 22, 2024 01:51 PM (uigyg)

306 He's dead Jim.

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2024 01:52 PM (IDphi)

307 While it’s prudent to err on the side of expecting inertia and institutional habit, these last few days have been so wild we ought to consider some very strange scenarios. Never thought Biden would relent… or has he? This is surely the closest thing to a coup ever seen in DC.

Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 01:52 PM (ZQ6Xo)

308 she got so offended and yelled, "Joe knows what he's doing, he's not senile!"

lolol
Posted by: kallisto at July 22, 2024 01:45 PM (dCxaZ)
---
Remember, Trump-voters are in a cult.

Not that we shout invocations at the world as our defense, like you're coworker.

It makes sense though. They think so much in slogans passed to them by their leaders....

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 01:52 PM (krQz2)

309 It just means I’m ahead of the curve.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM


Personally, I prefer to be behind the curve.

Posted by: Sir Mix A Lot at July 22, 2024 01:52 PM (D9pmM)

310 293 Like the DNC powerbottoms are gonna let a Jewish guy anywhere near the ticket. They have enough trouble with the pro-Hamas wing of the party as it is.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Every VP prediction is about swing state analysis...even though no presidential ticket has chosen a VP because they expect them to win their home states for decades. Yeah, W. really needed Cheney's help to win Wyoming, or Obama needed Biden's help to win Delaware. Whatever.

It'll be some moderate nothing who won't make waves. Someone with a similar image as the one they created for Biden in 2008: kindly, safe, and moderate to assuage the moderate donors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

311 It's cute that the Brits on X are asking if we actually have a president. Shouldn't they know that we have a triumvirate?

Posted by: enough BS at July 22, 2024 01:52 PM (2NXcZ)

312 Why are none of them talking about bootyjuice for VP. He did better than Kammy in 2020. Won IA, did he not?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 01:53 PM (d9LQi)

313 203 In Nov, we are gonna look back on today and think it is positively quaint.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024

Stop invoking this interesting life thing!! 😂

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 01:53 PM (/sySz)

314 302 Kumala succeeded by a Johnson...

The past as the future...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 01:51 PM (oZhjI)

At least she was positioned to succeed.

Posted by: Roy at July 22, 2024 01:53 PM (z+ik4)

315 "Lauren Broebert is on X-twitter demanding that Joe make an actual public appearance by 5 pm, and acknowledges that he's retired from the campaign. It's a valid request, we don't want Biden to catch the same virus Andropov contracted."

This is somehow oddly reminiscent when Gorbachev was held incommunicado for several days by the Soviet old guard in some remote place to save the country, which was told he resigned. He was eventually released with the help of Boris Yeltsin, who was definitely not an ally.

Posted by: Ripley at July 22, 2024 01:53 PM (GUOwU)

316 When is the last time Biden was seen in public?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 01:53 PM (oZhjI)

317 Seen on x:

Biden was almost full term so the Dems had to abort him.
Posted by: vmom


OMG. That's priceless. That's going up on Facebook.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 01:53 PM (6pLRH)

318 Congress gets a say in the 25th amendment procedure only if the president declares, in writing, that he is indeed able to perform his duties, contrary to the declaration from the VP and cabinet.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent


Yep, Congress needs a 2/3rd vote to ultimately boot him. I'd like to think the majority of the GOPe wouldn't vote to boot.

All moot. Biden had his comms taken from him. He has no purchase on his administration anymore.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 01:53 PM (IG4Id)

319 Greg Price @greg_price11 18h
Just casually remembering the time Kamala Harris claimed that she used to smoke weed and listen to Tupac and Snoop Dogg while in college even though she went to school in the 80s before they made music.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 01:53 PM (wse2C)

320 If Joe does survive will he talk about his tussle or brouhaha with the Grim Reaper?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 01:53 PM (JLq/1)

321 Also Joe did not kill himself.

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2024 01:53 PM (IDphi)

322 Like the DNC powerbottoms are gonna let a Jewish guy anywhere near the ticket. They have enough trouble with the pro-Hamas wing of the party as it is.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

The leftard type of Jew generally sounds like Hamas.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:53 PM (qrUD3)

323 But I've had a persistent fear she will be the nominee. That would really clinch our status as a Banana Republic.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM (N1DT3)

Me too. I don't think anyone has the national name recognition to take the nom and have a shot in the length of time left.

Including Kamala. I feel certain the man on the street has no idea who the VP is.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 22, 2024 01:54 PM (z/ifB)

324 House has to approve the VP.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 01:54 PM (d9LQi)

325 Hopefully, Biden's dogs will eat his face.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 01:54 PM (n17eQ)

326 Does it really matter how and why they get (got) rid of Joe? Candidates for president are picked by the party and/or its members. Nothing illegal in what they're doing. It's a show. Rs have nothing to say about it.

The important thing is, who's running the country, and do they have legitimate authority to do so.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 01:54 PM (0eaVi)

327 For some reason, this reminds me of the McCain 'suspending my campaign' bit from back when.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 01:54 PM (y31cs)

328 Joe will go on the air and have a final moment of lucidity before Nancy and Barak rush in and machine gun him.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 01:54 PM (vFG9F)

329 Greg Price @greg_price11 18h
Just casually remembering the time Kamala Harris claimed that she used to smoke weed and listen to Tupac and Snoop Dogg while in college even though she went to school in the 80s before they made music.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 01:53 PM (wse2C)
---
Just Hillary displaced in time.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 01:54 PM (krQz2)

330 320 If Joe does survive will he talk about his tussle or brouhaha with the Grim Reaper?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 01:53 PM (JLq/1)

He ain't no Corn Pop, I'll tell ya.

Posted by: Joey at July 22, 2024 01:54 PM (ynpvh)

331 Just when we thought the Destiny thing online could not get any more awkward or weird...

Destiny's estranged 13yr old son was on Twitch. He's not anymore after getting a permanent ban for posting "Destiny Execution Soon" in which he loads on camera an air soft pistol, goes off screen, you hear the pistol fire, and someone exclaim in shock.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 01:54 PM (4M+oY)

332 >>Biden is fine and a hero for stepping down from the nomination, but he's only doing it because he's losing an election.

This is the opinion over at The Duran, with proviso that the Obama faction is doing the arm-twisting. It’s the bad polling, not the dementia. They were fine with dementia for three and a half years.

Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 01:54 PM (ZQ6Xo)

333 So if the Democrats replace the man that won their primary because he isn't polling well is our sacred democracy saved or not?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 01:55 PM (oZhjI)

334 Saw a bit of Kamala's speech today
Sounded like a eulogy

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 01:55 PM (EGSGm)

335
~WHEW~

Just got back inside,, been burnin' large brush piles out on the peanut farm today. My housekeeper Mariea has laid out my fancy funeral going suit. Why would she do that? Have I missed something?

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTkLLQjgoEU


Posted by: Jimmy Carter at July 22, 2024 01:55 PM (EFZgU)

336 Admiral Ackbar FTW

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 01:55 PM (v0R5T)

337 If Joe does survive will he talk about his tussle or brouhaha with the Grim Reaper?
Posted by: Northernlurker



The Grim Reaper is no Corn Pop.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 01:55 PM (v6JzV)

338 312 Why are none of them talking about bootyjuice for VP. He did better than Kammy in 2020. Won IA, did he not?
-----------------
No one knows who won Iowa. Counting hands and toting the numbers up is hard.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 01:55 PM (n17eQ)

339 Like the DNC powerbottoms are gonna let a Jewish guy anywhere near the ticket. They have enough trouble with the pro-Hamas wing of the party as it is.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

Just a lot of unelected ones, that's ok. That's a silly statement to make.

Posted by: enough BS at July 22, 2024 01:55 PM (2NXcZ)

340 This is very close to the plot of Patterns of Force

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2024 01:55 PM (IDphi)

341 y willowed in last thread:

617 Did any of you morons have a Super Ball when you were kids? Super Balls are fucking amazing.


I had like a zillion of those things they ROCK
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Some version of those still exist. My sister in law had a pinata full of them for my nephew birthday once. Pinata goes pop over a tile floor. Hilarity did ensue! Everbody was getting smacked with balls!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2024 01:55 PM (4XwPj)

342 333 So if the Democrats replace the man that won their primary because he isn't polling well is our sacred democracy saved or not?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 01:55 PM (oZhjI)

Yes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 01:56 PM (ynpvh)

343 Twitter said it best.

If this were a hostage situation, that statement would not be proof of life.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at July 22, 2024 01:56 PM (setIA)

344 Or Democrats feel like having a Jewish guy on the ticket is a worthwhile gambit, that will lure Jewish voters back to their ticket.

Remember there are a LOT of liberal Jews.

Posted by: Polling at July 22, 2024 01:56 PM (SyCqh)

345 296 Presidents have gone with VPs before. Sometimes for years.

If Kamala died in that case, it would go to Speaker, so Johnson.

Understood. But that's exactly why they WILL have a Veep.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM (xCA6C)

=======

If Kamala becomes president before the election, her selection of acting VP would go to Congress for a vote. Better to just have a running mate and no acting VP.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

346 312 Why are none of them talking about bootyjuice for VP. He did better than Kammy in 2020. Won IA, did he not?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22

I need to copy and paste - be very careful what you wish for. I was only half kidding about wondering if he has the same cell number and almost brave enough to text him. Chances are he doesn’t, but listen, y’all. Pete is really charming. He isn’t always our brightest bulb, but I would venture to say he runs circles around Kamala. He is easily pushed in directions, especially by people he likes.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 01:56 PM (/sySz)

347
Destiny's estranged 13yr old son was on Twitch. He's not anymore after getting a permanent ban for posting "Destiny Execution Soon" in which he loads on camera an air soft pistol, goes off screen, you hear the pistol fire, and someone exclaim in shock.


I would guess the spectacle of your father discussing how he forced your mother into an open relationship and then got divorced by her might not create a good relationship between father and son...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 01:56 PM (oZhjI)

348 When is the last time Biden was seen in public?

Posted by: 18-1
......

Before he got the Fake Covid.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 01:56 PM (v0R5T)

349 Joe spent his life aspiring to be President and now that he got it he will be not even have a full term. What a wonderful thing tragedy can be.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 01:56 PM (vFG9F)

350 Here's my theory:

This is just bait to draw out all the nincompoops that switched allegiance to Harris at the drop of a hat, so that they can be dealt with when J B Pritzker comes busting through the wall like a demented Kool-Aid pitcher, scattering checks to the faithful.

J B the Hutt is in his late fifties and about 200 pounds overweight; he doesn't have any time to waste.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 22, 2024 01:56 PM (a9CYf)

351 By the way, Kamala's husband is Jewish.

That's good for popcorn right there.

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2024 01:57 PM (xhfG9)

352 Everbody was getting smacked with balls!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2024 01:55 PM (4XwPj)


Phrasing!

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 01:57 PM (OguvZ)

353 Heinrich Schliemann really fucked up the Troy site while excavating it. Its really too bad.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 01:57 PM (n17eQ)

354 Even if Joe is too sick to face the camera, why hasnt Dr Jill showed her face?
Is she a hostage?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 01:57 PM (EGSGm)

355 It just means I’m ahead of the curve.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 01:50 PM

Personally, I prefer to be behind the curve.
Posted by: Sir Mix A Lot at July 22, 2024 01:52 PM (D9pmM)

I fully support curves. By any means necessary.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2024 01:57 PM (Aqu9a)

356 Hhahahhaah So the 8 Haley voters are throwing their votes to Harris?

Eff off.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 01:57 PM (JeYYB)

357 Dissatisfied Democrat storms into Democrat HQ, "I want a refund!"

HQ clerk, "why do you want a refund?"

Democrat, "this President you sold me is dead!"

Clerk peers, "no, he's merely resting."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 01:57 PM (4M+oY)

358 351 By the way, Kamala's husband is Jewish.

That's good for popcorn right there.
----------------
Have you seen her adopted daughter?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 01:57 PM (n17eQ)

359 The important thing is, who's running the country, and do they have legitimate authority to do so.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 01:54 PM (0eaVi)

Of course they don't. Obama can't. Garland and Mayorkas are not elected so shouldn't, but all three of them do.

Posted by: enough BS at July 22, 2024 01:57 PM (2NXcZ)

360 341 ... Everbody was getting smacked with balls!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2024 01:55 PM (4XwPj)

Sounds like a party at Kumala's...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 01:58 PM (ynpvh)

361 Like the DNC powerbottoms are gonna let a Jewish guy anywhere near the ticket. They have enough trouble with the pro-Hamas wing of the party as it is.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:50

Kamala’s husband is Jewish. I wonder how that plays in Michiganistan.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 01:58 PM (/sySz)

362 So which movie are we living through right now? Some dark American cabal tries to assassinate a reformist outsider running against their man and after that fails they instead get rid of their tired old figurehead puppet...

Movies like this were a dime a dozen in the 80s...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 01:58 PM (oZhjI)

363 336 Admiral Ackbar FTW
Posted by: wth

Posted by: Said no one ever at July 22, 2024 01:58 PM (uigyg)

364 When is the last time Biden was seen in public?

Posted by: 18-1
......

Before he got the Fake Covid.
Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 01:56 PM (v0R5T)
________

I believe July 17 was the last time he was seen in public

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:58 PM (iFTx/)

365 Some version of those still exist. My sister in law had a pinata full of them for my nephew birthday once. Pinata goes pop over a tile floor. Hilarity did ensue! Everbody was getting smacked with balls!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2024 01:55 PM (4XwPj)

Me likey getting smacked in the balls!

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at July 22, 2024 01:58 PM (K861k)

366 Sean Davis @seanmdav 14h
Is it just me, or does it kinda feel like they took Biden to Delaware for one last walk on the beach and nap in the sun before they scratch him behind the ears one last time and take him to the vet?

Larry Correia @monsterhunter45 Jul 21
Old Yeller has been taken behind the barn.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 01:58 PM (wse2C)

367 354 Even if Joe is too sick to face the camera, why hasnt Dr Jill showed her face?
Is she a hostage?
------------
She's sitting on the couch.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 01:58 PM (n17eQ)

368 Everbody was getting smacked with balls!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)


That's hot.

Posted by: Mayo Pete at July 22, 2024 01:58 PM (v0R5T)

369 Did any of you morons have a Super Ball when you were kids? Super Balls are fucking amazing.

Fun is known to the state of California to cause cancer.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (/y8xj)

370 Pelosi backs Kamala Harris for presidential run as Democrats sideline Biden


'sideline'

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (/7KEl)

371 360 341 ... Everbody was getting smacked with balls!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2024 01:55 PM (4XwPj)

Sounds like a party at Kumala's...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

And everyone's coming!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (uigyg)

372 This is the opinion over at The Duran, with proviso that the Obama faction is doing the arm-twisting. It’s the bad polling, not the dementia. They were fine with dementia for three and a half years.

Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 01:54 PM (ZQ6Xo)


So the left DOESN'T support democracy?!?!?!?! If he's medically capable of serving a second term, then why are the Democrats being denied their loudly-proclaimed choice?

Oh, my stars above...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (w7hI4)

373 Have you seen her adopted daughter?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 01:57 PM (n17eQ)
-

Let me help you (NOT):

https://tinyurl.com/c5ffsnjf

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (o6r3R)

374 Have you seen her adopted daughter?
Posted by: Pudinhead
___

The one who's a supermodel?

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (BEX/9)

375 HotAir: WSJ: Dem Cover-Up of Biden Senility Began in October 2021

https://tinyurl.com/t9k8ssmd

Ed Morrisey quotes...'President Biden had just finished trying to persuade a group of congressional Democrats to pass a $1 trillion infrastructure bill when Nancy Pelosi, then the House speaker, took the microphone.

In 30 minutes of remarks on Capitol Hill, Biden had spoken disjointedly and failed to make a concrete ask of lawmakers, according to Democrats in the room. After he left, a visibly frustrated Pelosi told the group she would articulate what Biden had been trying to say, one lawmaker said.

“It was the first time I remember people pretty jarred by what they had seen,” recalled Rep. Dean Phillips (D., Minn.), who would go on to mount an unsuccessful primary challenge against the president.

That was October 2021. That month was the last time Biden met with the House Democratic caucus on the Hill regarding legislation.'

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (T1/uL)

376 If Kamala becomes president before the election, her selection of acting VP would go to Congress for a vote. Better to just have a running mate and no acting VP.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:56 PM (GBKbO)


Senate has to approve. A Senate without Menendez and without Harris as tiebreaker. Ain't nobody getting approved.

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (xhfG9)

377 The Manager class behind the Dems are getting a really good gauge on how many Americans can switch gears in an instant.

Last week they were told that Joe wasn't going to leave the race and wasn't going to let "one bad night" spoil it for him. Obama was "in his corner". So, I'm kinda thinking that's where kallisto's co-worker is coming from.

We saw some Biden-bitter-enders in DU Informant's updates, and how they blamed fellow party members for throwing over Joe.

Those of us who can see the con game, we're not the rats the Managers want to move the cheese on, it's the other side. And they are getting a lot of data these days.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (krQz2)

378 By the way, Kamala's husband is Jewish.

That's good for popcorn right there.
----------------
Have you seen her adopted daughter?
Posted by: Pudinhead


Who? Stick?

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (6pLRH)

379 "So which movie are we living through right now?"

William Shakespeare would not even believe it.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (vFG9F)

380 I don't think we're ever going to see Joe again. It's going to be like the last months of John McCain; we knew he was in bad shape but his wife whisked him off to very secure housing, where only loyal medical personell were allowed access. No interviews, no pictures even. Trusted political allies would visit the compound and say "oh he's getting better! He'll be back soon!" then one day it was just "oops he's dead, too bad so sad." And that was it. well excerpt for the interminable funeral.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (wyMQY)

381 9 Because someone made a power play and forced him out? Because they have to menace him into making a simple address, then get him to prep enough to deliver it?

This smells funny.

- Withdrawal announced on a Sunday
- Announcement made on Twitter
- "Endorsement" followed the same course
- Subject of the announcement to "address the nation" sometime later on
- President's aides apparently found out from Twitter like the rest of us
- The news nets ran with it like tomorrow, immediately, with no verification and no curiosity

Smells like a palace coup to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM (HnUIn)


Wow. How is it that anyone reported this as legitimate news? Apparently the Fake News is in on the "palace coup".

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (hOOi9)

382 Heinrich Schliemann really fucked up the Troy site while excavating it. Its really too bad.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 01:57 PM (n17eQ)

....

Look we make jokes around here about how much we don't like to talk about Prometheus, but we REALLY don't want to talk anymore about the Troy excavation.

Posted by: The Horde at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (z/ifB)

383 Democracy is too important to be left to the voters

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (EGSGm)

384 Have you seen the movie Dave? This is sort of like it without the need for a body double.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (sX1BW)

385 354 Even if Joe is too sick to face the camera, why hasnt Dr Jill showed her face?
Is she a hostage?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 01:57 PM (EGSGm)

I thought she was bopping off to Paris for the olympics and some Hermes.

Posted by: enough BS at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (2NXcZ)

386 relevant

130 At rollcall.com, the busy busy week ahead scheduled for Biden:

Monday, July 22, 2024
The President has no public events scheduled

Tuesday, July 23, 2024 - Sunday, July 28, 2024
Additional details to the President's schedule forthcoming.
Posted by: m at July 22, 2024 06:21 AM (64Zez)

https://rollcall.com/factbase/topic/latest/

Posted by: m at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (64Zez)

387 Biden still hasn't been seen since bombshell 2024 announcement, as COVID isolation continues
President Biden has been self-isolating in Delaware after reportedly testing positive for COVID-19 last week



claims fox nooz dot com

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (/7KEl)

388 Dissatisfied Democrat storms into Democrat HQ, "I want a refund!"

HQ clerk, "why do you want a refund?"

Democrat, "this President you sold me is dead!"

Clerk peers, "no, he's merely resting."


Wow, that took a lot longer than it should have. Kudos.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (xCA6C)

389 I fully support curves. By any means necessary.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2024 01:57 PM


So do we.

Posted by: Corset & Brassiere at July 22, 2024 02:00 PM (D9pmM)

390 Even if Joe is too sick to face the camera, why hasnt Dr Jill showed her face? /i]

Right now Big Mike is literally sitting on her until she agrees Joe is out...and if Jill doesn't come to her senses soon Big Mike is going to have a big bowl of refried beans...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 02:00 PM (oZhjI)

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 02:00 PM (oZhjI)

392 Well you see kids, we had to take old uncle Joe to that farm upstate where we took old shep...

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 22, 2024 01:44 PM (IwNpA)

Ok, that's funny.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2024 02:00 PM (BoA4i)

393 Biden's White House staffers only learned that Biden was "dropping out" from the tweet

Kids. In my day, you learned things about your administration by reading it in the newspaper!

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 22, 2024 02:00 PM (lCA8w)

394 362 So which movie are we living through right now? Some dark American cabal tries to assassinate a reformist outsider running against their man and after that fails they instead get rid of their tired old figurehead puppet...

Movies like this were a dime a dozen in the 80s...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 01:58 PM (oZhjI)

We were making a good case for "Sleeper" this morning.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 02:00 PM (wyMQY)

395 Personally, I prefer to be behind the curve.

The curve in the old dirt road that leads to the tradesman entrance?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 22, 2024 02:00 PM (IwNpA)

396 I say that the Dems should calm the furor over the missing president by releasing a picture of Joe and Jilly holding up a copy of today's edition of the Washington Post.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 02:01 PM (+myjY)

397 You like thick blondes??!??! I got a thick blonde for you...and a little chocolate to add to that peanut butter shake!
https://tinyurl.com/52k2syda
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 22, 2024 01:51 PM (uigyg)

When your knees have multiple fat rolls, you is chunky!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2024 02:01 PM (Aqu9a)

398 This is as good a theory as any of the others.
Mine is they just told Jill they were going to release the Hur tapes and publicly humiliate him.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at July 22, 2024 02:01 PM (zdYK9)

399 379 "So which movie are we living through right now?"


Death of Stalin

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 02:01 PM (s3qiR)

400 Phrasing!
Posted by: spindrift

Deliberate!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2024 02:01 PM (4XwPj)

401 Heinrich Schliemann really fucked up the Troy site while excavating it. Its really too bad.
Posted by: Pudinhead


Have you been there?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 02:01 PM (v6JzV)

402 Heinrich Schliemann really fucked up the Troy site while excavating it. Its really too bad.

The guy was literally an amateur

Posted by: Agamemnon at July 22, 2024 02:01 PM (oZhjI)

403 Like the DNC powerbottoms are gonna let a Jewish guy anywhere near the ticket. They have enough trouble with the pro-Hamas wing of the party as it is.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 01:50

Kamala’s husband is Jewish. I wonder how that plays in Michiganistan.
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 01:58 PM (/sySz)
__________

Probably not well. He's also very white. That ain't gonna play well with race-obsessed Democrap voters, and especially certain black men. There's a reason Kamala did so terribly in the 2020 primaries that she didn't even make it to the first actual vote (IIRC).

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 02:01 PM (iFTx/)

404 376 If Kamala becomes president before the election, her selection of acting VP would go to Congress for a vote. Better to just have a running mate and no acting VP.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

Senate has to approve. A Senate without Menendez and without Harris as tiebreaker. Ain't nobody getting approved.
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (xhfG9)

=======

Both houses. Section 2 of the 25th:

"Section 2
Whenever there is a vacancy in the office of the Vice President, the President shall nominate a Vice President who shall take office upon confirmation by a majority vote of both Houses of Congress."

So, House Republicans would have a say. There'd be hearings where people like Boebert could bloviate.

With three months to go before an election.

Yeah, no. If Biden gives up the ghost and Kamala becomes president, it'll be empty until inauguration day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 02:01 PM (GBKbO)

405 Sorry to point out, but, at the present time we do not know, conclusively, who the commander in chief of our military is.

That said, the markets don't seem concerned about it.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 22, 2024 02:02 PM (MkuC5)

406 Meanwhile, in Rehoboth Beach...

https://t.ly/oEtPC

Posted by: goozer at July 22, 2024 02:02 PM (aWAkn)

407 and for tomorrow (typos at the end are in the original)

Subject: UPDATED: VP Harris Daily Guidance: Tuesday, July 22, 2024
Date: 2024-07-22 11:38:02
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
July 22, 2024
UPDATE:

At 3:10 PM ET, the Vice President will travel to Wilmington, Delaware for a campaign engagement. This engagement will be pooled press
DAILY GUIDANCE FOR THE VICE PRESIDENT
FOR MONDAY, JULY 22, 2024
At 11:30 AM ET, the Vice President will deliver remarks at an event celebrating the National Collegiate Athletic Association championship teams from the 2023-2024 season. These remarks on the South Lawn will be pooled press and open to pre-credentialed media. e by 8:15 AM ET).

Posted by: m at July 22, 2024 02:02 PM (64Zez)

408
Everbody was getting smacked with balls!

Don't knock it till you tried it.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at July 22, 2024 02:02 PM (RKVpM)

409 Smells like a palace coup to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM


So now you're a Disinformation Expert? ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 02:02 PM (D9pmM)

410 Democracy is too important to be left to the voters
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (EGSGm)


Pelosi said essentially that exact thing few weeks ago.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 02:02 PM (+myjY)

411 Sean Davis @seanmdav 1h
CNN had a meltdown and created its own Melania Trump tracker when the former First Lady wasn't in public for a few days.

We haven't seen proof of life from the alleged president of the United States in nearly a week, even as we're told he has chosen to drop out of the presidential race.

Where is Joe Biden?

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 02:02 PM (wse2C)

412 Ha AP.

"The only reason he didn't fall off the presidential podium is you had him stapled there."

Posted by: TexasDan at July 22, 2024 02:02 PM (z/ifB)

413 The current excavation work at Troy has been busily expanding how massive that city was.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 02:02 PM (4M+oY)

414 The Red Telephone is a song by Love. Great song.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 22, 2024 02:02 PM (KAi1n)

415 You like thick blondes??!??! I got a thick blonde for you...and a little chocolate to add to that peanut butter shake!
https://tinyurl.com/52k2syda
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 22, 2024 01:51 PM (uigyg)

When your knees have multiple fat rolls, you is chunky!

Posted by: Count de Monet[.i]

If the FBI ever has to examine Akbar's computer, they're going to need therapy.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 02:02 PM (xCA6C)

416 [/]

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 02:03 PM (xCA6C)

417 Have you seen the movie Dave? This is sort of like it without the need for a body double.

That was a confusing movie!

Posted by: Melinda Gates at July 22, 2024 02:03 PM (lCA8w)

418 are they really going to just hide the fact that Joetato is dead for 5 months?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 02:03 PM (s3qiR)

419 [A] visibly frustrated Pelosi told the group she would articulate what Biden had been trying to say, one lawmaker said.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (T1/uL)
---
We won't know what's in it until we have an interpreter of tongues.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 02:03 PM (krQz2)

420 Everbody was getting smacked with balls!

Don't knock it till you tried it.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at July 22, 2024 02:02 PM (RKVpM)


Ah,, so the pubic up top is intentional.

Posted by: enough BS at July 22, 2024 02:03 PM (2NXcZ)

421 393 Biden's White House staffers only learned that Biden was "dropping out" from the tweet

Kids. In my day, you learned things about your administration by reading it in the newspaper!

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 22, 2024 02:00 PM (lCA8w)

In my day it was still good enough to line bird cages.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 02:03 PM (ynpvh)

422 Archimedes, we've been dancing around that skit for like forever. So finally decided to put it in words.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 02:03 PM (4M+oY)

423 >>Just casually remembering the time Kamala Harris claimed that she used to smoke weed and listen to Tupac and Snoop Dogg while in college even though she went to school in the 80s before they made music.

There is a lot of dirt on Harris from her days in San Francisco. Peter Schweitzer details it in one of this books. Bill Shipley, aka @shipwreckedcrew, was a federal prosecutor in the area and he also has been listing some of her dirt and says there is plenty more.

She's not just dumb she's very corrupt.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 02:03 PM (LkLld)

424 406 Meanwhile, in Rehoboth Beach...

https://t.ly/oEtPC
Posted by: goozer at July 22, 2024 02:02 PM (aWAkn)

--------

HA!

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 02:03 PM (JeYYB)

425 Kyle Becker
@kylenabecker
·
55m
WOW: Director Kim Cheatle confirms that fierce Trump critic Sheila Jackson Lee was heavily involved in the oversight of the Secret Service.

Sheila Jackson Lee died on Friday

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 02:03 PM (EGSGm)

426 So now you're a Disinformation Expert? ;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 02:02 PM (D9pmM)
++++
I'm not an expert in anything. Back when I had a job, I was accountable. Accountability automatically precludes "expert" status.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 02:04 PM (HnUIn)

427
Senate has to approve (a VP nominee to replace Harris). A Senate without Menendez and without Harris as tiebreaker. Ain't nobody getting approved.
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (xhfG9)


Plus, Trump may contest her eligibility to be POTUS, questioning her citizenship status.

Next in line is Speaker Johnson, who is MAGA, even if he doesn't seem like it sometimes.

It's almost like there's been a plan...

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 22, 2024 02:04 PM (hOOi9)

428 418 are they really going to just hide the fact that Joetato is dead for 5 months?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 02:03 PM (s3qiR)

Unless Kamala signs that she will not replace Garland or Mayorkas and will take orders from Obama

Posted by: enough BS at July 22, 2024 02:04 PM (2NXcZ)

429 I need to copy and paste - be very careful what you wish for. I was only half kidding about wondering if he has the same cell number and almost brave enough to text him. Chances are he doesn’t, but listen, y’all. Pete is really charming. He isn’t always our brightest bulb, but I would venture to say he runs circles around Kamala. He is easily pushed in directions, especially by people he likes.
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 01:56 PM (/sySz)

From the rear, you mean.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 02:04 PM (0eaVi)

430 The President Is Missing!
Starring Suitcase Furry as bai-din
and
Juicy Smallhat as bice presnet ubama.

Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2024 02:04 PM (LHPAg)

431 Kamala’s husband is Jewish. I wonder how that plays in Michiganistan.
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 01:58 PM (/sySz)

Yeah, but he appears to be a fairly unJewish Jew. Dude couldn't even get Hanukkah right.

Posted by: JINO or Retarded, You Be The Judge at July 22, 2024 02:04 PM (2oViT)

432 Smells like a palace coup to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM
---
Somebody needs to clean that coup.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 02:05 PM (krQz2)

433 the Vice President will deliver remarks at an event celebrating the National Collegiate Athletic Association championship teams

You got to the top by working hard?! Suckers...

Posted by: Kamala at July 22, 2024 02:05 PM (lCA8w)

434 385
I thought she was bopping off to Paris for the olympics and some Hermes.
Posted by: enough BS at July 22

She can’t have it if she can’t pronounce it.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 02:05 PM (QzINz)

435 This is very close to the plot of Patterns of Force

Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2024 01:55 PM (IDphi)

Right?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 22, 2024 02:06 PM (VwHCD)

436 We haven't seen proof of life from the alleged president of the United States in nearly a week, even as we're told he has chosen to drop out of the presidential race.

Where is Joe Biden?
Posted by: andycanuck


On a mountain in chile with a 10 yr old girl.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 02:06 PM (6pLRH)

437 By the way, Kamala's husband is Jewish.

That's good for popcorn right there.
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Have you seen her adopted daughter?
Posted by: Pudinhead


Who? Stick?
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 01:59 PM (6pLRH)

Doug and his first wife have 2 kids. Kamala has none, and didn't adopt Doug's.

Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2024 02:06 PM (llS7k)

438 @319

>>Greg Price @greg_price11 18h
Just casually remembering the time Kamala Harris claimed that she used to smoke weed and listen to Tupac and Snoop Dogg while in college even though she went to school in the 80s before they made music.

Fun Fact:

She spent most of her formative years at a boarding school in Canada.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 02:06 PM (XV/Pl)

439 432 Smells like a palace coup to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM
---
Somebody needs to clean that coup.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 02:05 PM (krQz2)

If your Coup lasts for more than 4 hours...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 02:06 PM (ynpvh)

440 If the FBI ever has to examine Akbar's computer, they're going to need therapy.

Well, the worst of the worst was really John Weaver - that guy...shudders...

But comically bad? Definitely Kurt Eikenwald. I mean you've heard of girls on trampolines? How about girls on octopi?

Oh and Ace? I love his "boring work stuff folder"

Posted by: Joe from the NSA at July 22, 2024 02:06 PM (oZhjI)

441 Harry Sisson
@harryjsisson

I’ve gotten a lot of text messages today from Gen Zers, who are not interested in politics, asking me how they can get involved to help Vice President Kamala Harris beat Donald Trump. Something is brewing. Young people are fired up. Trump should be scared.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 02:06 PM (NpAcC)

442 Paris or Hermes?

Well she's no Helen of Troy

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 02:06 PM (4M+oY)

443 Smells like a palace coup to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM


Somebody has to do something before Joe goes Romanoff.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 02:06 PM (+myjY)

444 433 the Vice President will deliver remarks at an event celebrating the National Collegiate Athletic Association championship teams

You got to the top by working hard?! Suckers...
Posted by: Kamala at July 22, 2024 02:05 PM (lCA8w)

... unburdened by that has-been.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2024 02:06 PM (64Zez)

445 I know it's hard to top the most ridiculous stories of the day here lately, but this one is a contender:

Brittiny Griner, the woman's basketball star who was arrested in Russia for drugs, wants his new baby to call him "Pops".

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 02:06 PM (vFG9F)

446
ONE OF OUR PRESIDENTS IS MISSING

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 02:06 PM (/7KEl)

447 441 Harry Sisson
@harryjsisson

I’ve gotten a lot of text messages today from Gen Zers, who are not interested in politics, asking me how they can get involved to help Vice President Kamala Harris beat Donald Trump. Something is brewing. Young people are fired up. Trump should be scared.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 02:06 PM (NpAcC)

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Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 02:07 PM (JeYYB)

448 Nah

Joey Bidet is taking a power hike down the Appalachian Trail

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 02:07 PM (4M+oY)

449 441 Harry Sisson
@harryjsisson

I’ve gotten a lot of text messages today from Gen Zers, who are not interested in politics, asking me how they can get involved to help Vice President Kamala Harris beat Donald Trump. Something is brewing. Young people are fired up. Trump should be scared.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 02:06 PM (NpAcC)

=======

This dude is literally paid by the Harris campaign (formerly the Biden campaign) to be a social media influencer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

450 I’ve gotten a lot of text messages today from Gen Zers, who are not interested in politics, asking me how they can get involved to help Vice President Kamala Harris beat Donald Trump

That's right you h8ters. We youth are going to defeat your orange cheato man!

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at July 22, 2024 02:07 PM (oZhjI)

451 WOW: Director Kim Cheatle confirms that fierce Trump critic Sheila Jackson Lee was heavily involved in the oversight of the Secret Service.

Sheila Jackson Lee died on Friday

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 02:03 PM (EGSGm)

Don't you just love stories with a happy ending?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 22, 2024 02:07 PM (VwHCD)

452 >>Did Biden Really Agree to Withdraw? If So, Why Isn't He Making a Pubic Declaration?

He more than likely is not able to function in any capacity.

The real question is how long can they get away with squirrelling Turnip Head away?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 02:07 PM (XV/Pl)

453 Who's Harry Sisson? And what is a harry Sisson?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 02:07 PM (JLq/1)

454 Kamala’s husband is Jewish. I wonder how that plays in Michiganistan.
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 01:58 PM (/sySz)

Yeah, but he appears to be a fairly unJewish Jew. Dude couldn't even get Hanukkah right.
Posted by: JINO or Retarded, You Be The Judge at July 22, 2024 02:04 PM

Not a very observant Jew, as I recall, although probably took off work for Yom Kippur. And he had a jew fro.

Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2024 02:07 PM (llS7k)

455 Isn't Kamala's stepdaughter the one with a cow tattoo?

Posted by: enough BS at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (2NXcZ)

456 CNN had a meltdown and created its own Melania Trump tracker when the former First Lady wasn't in public for a few days.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 02:02 PM (wse2C)
---
Leading a few MSNBC-ers to speculate that Trump put her in the hospital.

I'm going to say "without proof", because that seems so important when Trump says something.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (krQz2)

457 So, Biden got the Scalia Midnight Special?

Posted by: Faux News at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (nvKZ7)

458
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Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 02:03 PM


Two strikes.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (RKVpM)

459 Another theory is that Joe needs to get certain parts of the deal through before he leaves office, such as pardons, pay-offs, destruction of evidence etc... and he will hold a press conference later in the week to step down from office once these things are accomplished.

The left seems to be supporting this theory by couching this as him "giving up power" which is not at all the same as pulling out of a race instead of being 25A'd, having his crimes exposed etc... Stepping down would be giving up power, so they may be trying to give the press a head's up on how to cover it.

Posted by: Thatch at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (TCZ4i)

460 WOW: Director Kim Cheatle confirms that fierce Trump critic Sheila Jackson Lee was heavily involved in the oversight of the Secret Service.

As with the shooter, being dead is no defense!

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (lCA8w)

461 I will say this again - Kamala Harris has the mental acuity of an unladen swallow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (4M+oY)

462 Juicy Smallhat as bice presnet ubama.
Posted by: Eromero

Careful with "Smallhat" -- that's a ZH term for you-know-whos.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (KAi1n)

463 Rep Luna asked for a review of transcripts to see if perjury charges against Cheatle are warranted.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (woPEM)

464 453 Who's Harry Sisson? And what is a harry Sisson?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 02:07 PM (JLq/1)

=======

He's like 17. He's a social media influencer. He's paid by Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (GBKbO)

465 "Joe is the Walrus. Coup coup ka choo."

Joe is the (politically) dead skunk, in the middle of the road, stinkin to high heaven.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (Cus5s)

466 Whatever is going on, the Democrats and the media have destroyed their credibility forever.

For people who are capable of rational thought, yes.

For Democrats? Doubtful.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (w+hdv)

467 WOW: Director Kim Cheatle confirms that fierce Trump critic Sheila Jackson Lee was heavily involved in the oversight of the Secret Service.

Sheila Jackson Lee died on Friday
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 02:03 PM (EGSGm)


Makes you wonder WTF is really going on. Nessun Dorma, anyone? Played at the end of the RNC.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (hOOi9)

468 Isn't Kamala's stepdaughter the one with a cow tattoo?
Posted by: enough BS at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (2NXcZ)


That's good enough for three Vogue covers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (+myjY)

469 Brittiny Griner, the woman's basketball star who was arrested in Russia for drugs, wants his new baby to call him "Pops".

Err...well...I've seen him topless and if I was a kid I'd call him pops too...

And I don't mean he's in the itty bitty titty committee...I mean he's a he.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (oZhjI)

470 Plus, Trump may contest her eligibility to be POTUS, questioning her citizenship status.



Mom became a citizen two years after having her.
Dad was a visiting professor. She's anchor baby by two non citizens.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (6pLRH)

471 444 433 the Vice President will deliver remarks at an event celebrating the National Collegiate Athletic Association championship teams

You got to the top by working hard?! Suckers...
Posted by: Kamala at July 22, 2024 02:05 PM (lCA8w)

... unburdened by that has-been.

She told the group "you may clap" and then started cackling. Off to a great start.

Posted by: beckster at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (GbGY3)

472 >>This dude is literally paid by the Harris campaign (formerly the Biden campaign) to be a social media influencer.

One of the best things on twitter is watching Harry get daily beat downs with virtually every tweet.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 02:09 PM (LkLld)

473 Pubic statements are best made with sign language or emojis.

Posted by: Pubic Realtions Guru at July 22, 2024 02:09 PM (DqKQx)

474 "And what is a harry Sisson?
Posted by: Northernlurker"

$20. Same as in town.

Posted by: Obligatory at July 22, 2024 02:09 PM (vFG9F)

475 I wanna know who ordered the Code Brown.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 02:09 PM (krQz2)

476 465 "Joe is the Walrus. Coup coup ka choo."

Joe is the (politically) dead skunk, in the middle of the road, stinkin to high heaven.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (Cus5s)

https://tinyurl.com/ydj3sawv

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 02:09 PM (ynpvh)

477 Somebody has to do something before Joe goes Romanoff.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 02:06 PM (+myjY)

His head is already potatoes

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 02:09 PM (qrUD3)

478 He's like 17. He's a social media influencer.




Never heard of him.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 02:10 PM (6pLRH)

479 Makes you wonder WTF is really going on. Nessun Dorma, anyone? Played at the end of the RNC.

Did they play music at the end of the Godfather, when he's taking out all the competition?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 02:10 PM (xCA6C)

480
Plus, Trump may contest her eligibility to be POTUS, questioning her citizenship status

Dear heavens, I hope this isn’t true. Kamala was born in California. This would be dumb to even mention.

Where I would go is her education. Which is why Mayor Pete is probably a contender. He is Ivy. She went to… Howard.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 02:10 PM (QzINz)

481 This silence from Joe is weird... even if sick, they could stick him in front of a camera.

And the sudden onset Covid case... when we KNOW how many false positives come from those tests?

And one issue most are not looking at... The Biden Presidency Campaign funds do NOT belong to the Dems, or even Kamalawala... they are administered by a Committee... and can only give $2000 to Kamala directly.

Rest can then be given to the Dems... but, that will be up to the committee, who are probably all part of the Biden Crime cartel.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 02:10 PM (xaFKb)

482 tRENDING ON tWEETER:

#ProofOfLife



capslock fail- not even sorry

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 02:10 PM (/7KEl)

483 25A fight would be a huge shitshow the Dems cannot go there.

I am pretty sure that Schumer reminded him that one of the six ways to Sunday that the IC could get him back would include putting some sicario onto his medical staff

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2024 02:10 PM (IFNME)

484 I will say this again - Kamala Harris has the mental acuity of an unladen swallow.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (4M+oY)

Her brain is unladen and unburdened.

Posted by: LASue at July 22, 2024 02:11 PM (llS7k)

485 And I don't mean he's in the itty bitty titty committee...I mean he's a he.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (oZhjI)

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Agree.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 02:11 PM (JeYYB)

486 Update on the FIRST!!! Lady - (ours, not Cruella de Jille)

Just received a message from Sponge. She's out of surgery and all went well.

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 02:11 PM (RhGG0)

487 Plus, Trump may contest her eligibility to be POTUS, questioning her citizenship status.

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That's been a real winner so far!

The only people who could be swayed by that are most likely already voting for Trump.

I bet if you proved it to Haley, she would still say "We need to keep Trump out of office, more!"

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 02:11 PM (krQz2)

488 472 >>This dude is literally paid by the Harris campaign (formerly the Biden campaign) to be a social media influencer.

One of the best things on twitter is watching Harry get daily beat downs with virtually every tweet.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 02:09 PM (LkLld)

========

I re-entered the Twitter world over the past few weeks. Addictive and depressing. Just obsession over minutiae.

However, I did make Jim Treacher feel like an idiot, so that was nice. He decided to attack ace as a Trump true believer, and I was all, "Why would you say that? He's criticizing Trump all the time."

"Well, I haven't read ace in 10 years, but he did block me 10 years ago."

"So...this isn't about ace's propensity for criticism against Trump, it's about you being butthurt about ace blocking you?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 02:11 PM (GBKbO)

489
Out: Biden is in fantastic physical and mental shape and will kick Trump's ass at any debate any time!

In: Biden has always slept with a pillow over his face, why do you ask

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 02:11 PM (qrUD3)

490 Sheila Jackson Lee died on Friday
===
Where was Mayorkas?

Posted by: I don't trust that guy, I didn't get a harrumpf outta him at July 22, 2024 02:11 PM (DqKQx)

491 486 Update on the FIRST!!! Lady - (ours, not Cruella de Jille)

Just received a message from Sponge. She's out of surgery and all went well.

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 02:11 PM (RhGG0)

Good.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 02:11 PM (ynpvh)

492 Dear heavens, I hope this isn’t true. Kamala was born in California. This would be dumb to even mention.

Where I would go is her education. Which is why Mayor Pete is probably a contender. He is Ivy. She went to… Howard.
Posted by: Piper



Mom became a citizen two years after having her.
Dad was a visiting professor. She's anchor baby by two non citizens.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 02:11 PM (6pLRH)

493 When was Brandon's last public appearance? When was *Xi's* last public appearance? Anyone else (in)famous catch a case of Sudden Invisibility Syndrome?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 02:12 PM (VavZF)

494 Based on some of the stuff floating around X... the idea that Biden hasn't been breathing, possibly for days is gaining some traction. Dem's need a proof of life going out... or this is going to get really, really weird in the next week.

Posted by: FrozenTech at July 22, 2024 02:12 PM (ESZMY)

495 "Some people say" that the 25th is for actually "incapacitated" presidents, not mentally impaired and forgetful presidents.

But I saw pictures of Biden at a desk, and headline saying he dropped out and endorsed Harris. I just assumed he had made a statement. (but that is how propaganda works, they get people to assume wrong things).

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 02:12 PM (Cus5s)

496 However, I did make Jim Treacher feel like an idiot, so that was nice. He decided to attack ace as a Trump true believer, and I was all, "Why would you say that? He's criticizing Trump all the time."

"Well, I haven't read ace in 10 years, but he did block me 10 years ago."

"So...this isn't about ace's propensity for criticism against Trump, it's about you being butthurt about ace blocking you?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=======
Good for you.

Posted by: whig at July 22, 2024 02:12 PM (C3QmB)

497 Sheila Jackson Lee died on Friday
===
Where was Mayorkas?
Posted by: I don't trust that guy


Where was the party???

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 02:12 PM (6pLRH)

498 Update on the FIRST!!! Lady - (ours, not Cruella de Jille)

Just received a message from Sponge. She's out of surgery and all went well.

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 02:11 PM (RhGG0)

Great news.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 22, 2024 02:12 PM (VwHCD)

499 "So...this isn't about ace's propensity for criticism against Trump, it's about you being butthurt about ace blocking you?"

HE DOES LOVE ME!

Posted by: Jim treacher at July 22, 2024 02:12 PM (oZhjI)

500 Who's Harry Sisson? And what is a harry Sisson?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 02:07 PM (JLq/1)
*******
Influencer and the Biggest Biden butt kisser on the web. Now he will become the biggest Kamala butt kisser on the internet.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 02:12 PM (NpAcC)

501 487 Plus, Trump may contest her eligibility to be POTUS, questioning her citizenship status.

---
That's been a real winner so far!

The only people who could be swayed by that are most likely already voting for Trump.

I bet if you proved it to Haley, she would still say "We need to keep Trump out of office, more!"
Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 02:11 PM (krQz2)

======

He's not going to do that. He's going to reframe the contest because she's got more to do to try and reach Trump and Biden's level of importance.

He's already said that he's going to renegotiate the terms for the debate in September.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

502 Treacher ain't all there and never has been.

Fuckin ace even recently linked one of his articles. That's the thanks you get when you're a Deranged Trump Cultist I guess

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 02:12 PM (qrUD3)

503 Update on the FIRST!!! Lady - (ours, not Cruella de Jille)

Just received a message from Sponge. She's out of surgery and all went well.
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 02:11 PM (RhGG0)
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Thanks for the update.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 02:13 PM (tT6L1)

504 Just received a message from Sponge. She's out of surgery and all went well.
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 02:11 PM (RhGG0)


Horde prayer is powerful

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2024 02:13 PM (xhfG9)

505 401 Heinrich Schliemann really fucked up the Troy site while excavating it. Its really too bad.
Posted by: Pudinhead


Have you been there?
--------------
Nope. But I've heard of the place.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 02:13 PM (n17eQ)

506 AOC, sounding like a reich wing Trumpist at the SS chief's hearing:

https://tinyurl.com/bddahksw

Posted by: Methos at July 22, 2024 02:13 PM (Dnobf)

507 >Director Kim Cheatle confirms that fierce Trump critic Sheila Jackson Lee was heavily involved in the oversight of the Secret Service.


and SJL died just a few days ago

hmmm

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 02:13 PM (/7KEl)

508 He's already said that he's going to renegotiate the terms for the debate in September.

He wants it to be on Fox. I think that's a mistake.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 02:13 PM (xCA6C)

509 So, any truth to the rumor that Xi and Biden had a secret meeting and after Joe tried to sniff Xi they both died in the shoot out from their respective security details?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 02:13 PM (oZhjI)

510 493 When was Brandon's last public appearance? When was *Xi's* last public appearance? Anyone else (in)famous catch a case of Sudden Invisibility Syndrome?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 02:12 PM (VavZF)

If Biden was replaced by an inflatable sex doll, would anybody notice?
Yes.
The doll would actually have a more life-like appearance...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 02:13 PM (ynpvh)

511 496 "So...this isn't about ace's propensity for criticism against Trump, it's about you being butthurt about ace blocking you?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=======
Good for you.
Posted by: whig at July 22, 2024 02:12 PM (C3QmB)

========

He tried to gaybait me at one point as well. "I didn't realize you were his boyfriend."

I didn't take it. Just, "I'm just trying to figure out what you're saying."

He cut off the conversation soon thereafter. I think he blocked me? I dunno. Don't care. Twitter is stupid. I'm not going back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 02:14 PM (GBKbO)

512 When was Brandon's last public appearance? When was *Xi's* last public appearance? Anyone else (in)famous catch a case of Sudden Invisibility Syndrome?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 02:12 PM (VavZF)

Strange things are afoot on planet earth.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 22, 2024 02:14 PM (VwHCD)

513 Pete Buttigieg is an incompetent idiot who likes it in the ass. And that's his only accomplishment on his resume.'

He was missing for 5 months when his job started and no one missed him.

When he finally showed up, he got nothing done and spent a shit ton doing it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 02:14 PM (JeYYB)

514 So SanFranNan endorsed Kamala...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 02:14 PM (IyPmt)

515 also mission impossible rogue nation, the opera playing in the background of the hit on the austrian prime minister,

Posted by: no 6 at July 22, 2024 02:14 PM (PXvVL)

516 He's already said that he's going to renegotiate the terms for the debate in September.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)


Narrator: There will be no debate in September

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2024 02:14 PM (xhfG9)

517 I’ve gotten a lot of text messages today from Gen Zers, who are not interested in politics, but they want to wear cool outfits on Tik Tok, and do special challenges to enhance the Kamala Harris campaign, such as drinking bleach or seeing how many miniature pencils they can shove up their noses.

Posted by: Harry J. Sisson at July 22, 2024 02:14 PM (dTTBf)

518 Posted by: Polling at July 22, 2024 01:56 PM (SyCqh)

Jews are most concentrated in safe Dem states: N.Y., Cal., N.J., Ill., and also Fla., which is safe Rep.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump/Vance 2024 at July 22, 2024 02:14 PM (wGerL)

519 Influencer and the Biggest Biden butt kisser on the web. Now he will become the biggest Kamala butt kisser on the internet.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 02:12 PM (

Biden butt kisser? Ewww.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 02:14 PM (JLq/1)

520 447 441 Harry Sisson
@harryjsisson

I’ve gotten a lot of text messages today from Gen Zers, who are not interested in politics, asking me how they can get involved to help Vice President Kamala Harris beat Donald Trump. Something is brewing. Young people are fired up. Trump should be scared.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 02:06 PM (NpAcC)

-------

Sure, Jan.
Posted by: Seems Legit
=======
PR types are generally not the most truthful people out there. Online influencers are PR flacks without the formal designation of hoes for hire.

Posted by: whig at July 22, 2024 02:14 PM (C3QmB)

521 She told the group "you may clap" and then started cackling. Off to a great start.

Posted by: beckster at July 22, 2024 02:08 PM (GbGY3)

Hell yeah, it is!!

- Jeb!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at July 22, 2024 02:14 PM (fCgdX)

522 442 Paris or Hermes?

Well she's no Helen of Troy
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024

Hermes. But I wouldn’t put it past her to run around screeching Par-EEEEE.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 02:15 PM (pRpzT)

523 This Joe is the best Joe.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 02:15 PM (vFG9F)

524 "Fun Fact:
She spent most of her formative years at a boarding school in Canada."

And foreign born parents (India and Jamaica). Not culturally American.

Posted by: Zek at July 22, 2024 02:15 PM (5FPX4)

525 >>> 486 Update on the FIRST!!! Lady - (ours, not Cruella de Jille)

Just received a message from Sponge. She's out of surgery and all went well.
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 02:11 PM (RhGG0)

*raises orange fist*

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 02:15 PM (VavZF)

526 Good news about Mrs. Sponge

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 02:15 PM (IyPmt)

527 Good news, Sponge. Go have a nice bourbon drink and celebrate.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 02:15 PM (n17eQ)

528 Jim Treacher has really never been the same since he got runned over. By the Secret Service.

Posted by: Connect the Dots, Man at July 22, 2024 02:15 PM (2oViT)

529 Nice southerly breeze here at the beach, but it's making cigar smoking a challenge.

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2024 02:15 PM (OQSTL)

530 Look, you should have called me in right away. The results get poorer the more time that has elapsed since cessation of brain functions.

Posted by: Dr. Herbert West at July 22, 2024 02:15 PM (Aqu9a)

531 Sudden Invisibility Syndrome?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 02:12 PM (VavZF)


Should be called Sudden Unvisibility Syndrome, because it’s all pretty sus.

Posted by: Crazy at July 22, 2024 02:15 PM (I40X7)

532 Trump LIES!!!

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 02:15 PM (qrUD3)

533 Heinrich Schliemann really fucked up the Troy site while excavating it. Its really too bad.
Posted by: Pudinhead
---
Excavation methods have gotten better only over time.

Did he use dynamite? Because some early archeologists did.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 02:15 PM (krQz2)

534 Just received a message from Sponge. She's out of surgery and all went well.

*thumbs up*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 22, 2024 02:16 PM (mH6SG)

535 I( read a story many years ago about a Southern Plantation owner. His family was by his side when he passed. Just then his lawyer entered the room with papers and last will that needed a signature. He was told he was too late that the owner had passed. So the lawyer opened the dead mans mouth and put in a live fly he had caught. After that he guided the dead mans hand and created a signature.
His family looked and wondered why he did that. The lawyer told them. The law states it is legally binding as long as the man had life in him...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 02:16 PM (szWen)

536 When was Brandon's last public appearance? When was *Xi's* last public appearance? Anyone else (in)famous catch a case of Sudden Invisibility Syndrome?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 02:12 PM (VavZF)

I sometimes wonder why nobody goes into her prison cell to interview Jizzlaine Maxwell.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 22, 2024 02:16 PM (V1baa)

537 AOC, sounding like a reich wing Trumpist at the SS chief's hearing:

https://tinyurl.com/bddahksw


Dear Lord, she's actually making sense. When do the plagues of frogs start?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 02:16 PM (xCA6C)

538 IMO Treacher wasn't right in the head well before the ss got to him. I experienced it directly back in the HA days. Weird dude.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 02:16 PM (qrUD3)

539 Excellent news regarding Mrs. Sponge!

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2024 02:17 PM (OQSTL)

540 He tried to gaybait me at one point as well. "I didn't realize you were his boyfriend."

I didn't take it. Just, "I'm just trying to figure out what you're saying."

He cut off the conversation soon thereafter. I think he blocked me? I dunno. Don't care. Twitter is stupid. I'm not going back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
========
I see Treacherous Treacher is still as pleasant as he was when he got his ass handed to him by morons on a legendary AOS thread.

There are certain people, like Treacher, that the Right can do quite well without.

Posted by: whig at July 22, 2024 02:17 PM (C3QmB)

541 So how is everyone liking living in a third-world country? Political assassinations. Soft coups. Ethnic tribal warfare. Can't wait for the soversign debt crisis/hyperinflation to hit!

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at July 22, 2024 02:17 PM (0Uf+z)

542 This Joe is the best Joe.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 02:15 PM (vFG9F)
---
Silent Joe, Secret Joe.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 02:17 PM (krQz2)

543 Biden isn't even cold yet, and the staff have started Trial by Stone.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 22, 2024 02:17 PM (cf/0E)

544 Why didn't The committee call in Kyo? She was in her job as CoS to Cheatle for less than two months. Did she screw up, or did she object and get tossed? CoS is heavily involved with staffing and event planning for the protected. So where is she?

Posted by: enough BS at July 22, 2024 02:17 PM (2NXcZ)

545 535 I( read a story many years ago about a Southern Plantation owner. His family was by his side when he passed. Just then his lawyer entered the room with papers and last will that needed a signature. He was told he was too late that the owner had passed. So the lawyer opened the dead mans mouth and put in a live fly he had caught. After that he guided the dead mans hand and created a signature.
His family looked and wondered why he did that. The lawyer told them. The law states it is legally binding as long as the man had life in him...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 22, 2024 02:16 PM (szWen)

Ante-bellum Autopen...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 02:17 PM (ynpvh)

546 Are the Clintons involved in any off-stage maneuvering?

Posted by: mr tmz at July 22, 2024 02:17 PM (rJ48h)

547 There is precedent for a Joe Biden X hack!

https://tinyurl.com/3urbxnwa

https://tinyurl.com/mrs2vyvs

New tweet of withdrawal from race is coincidently close to massive Crowdstrike outage...

Posted by: purdizzle at July 22, 2024 02:17 PM (QXAfa)

548 Just received a message from Sponge. She's out of surgery and all went well.

Yay!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 02:17 PM (dTTBf)

549 Nice southerly breeze here at the beach, but it's making cigar smoking a challenge.

First-world problem?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 22, 2024 02:17 PM (mH6SG)

550 >>> 537 AOC, sounding like a reich wing Trumpist at the SS chief's hearing:

https://tinyurl.com/bddahksw

Dear Lord, she's actually making sense. When do the plagues of frogs start?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 02:16 PM (xCA6C)

Eh, I'm betting her part was scripted, to help the marketing push to end the investigation with Scapegoat Cheeto's resignation.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 02:17 PM (VavZF)

551
Nice southerly breeze here at the beach, but it's making cigar smoking a challenge.

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2024 02:15 PM


You smoke a cigar at the beach?

:: Shriek!!!!! ::

Posted by: Karen CheChe at July 22, 2024 02:18 PM (RKVpM)

552 Heinrich Schliemann really fucked up the Troy site while excavating it. Its really too bad.
Posted by: Pudinhead
-------------

From what I understand, Schlieman was great at self promotion and not so good at archaeology.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 02:18 PM (tT6L1)

553 great news doof!

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 22, 2024 02:18 PM (CIS44)

554 540 I see Treacherous Treacher is still as pleasant as he was when he got his ass handed to him by morons on a legendary AOS thread.

There are certain people, like Treacher, that the Right can do quite well without.
Posted by: whig at July 22, 2024 02:17 PM (C3QmB)

=======

He really strikes me as a guy who is VERY proud of his intellect but is actually driven by emotion above all else.

I mean, holding a grudge that someone blocked you on Twitter 10 years ago is weird. That's high school girl weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 02:18 PM (GBKbO)

555 New Theory: This year's COVID - the Hail Mary shot at Trump, which should have been a slam dunk - missed and sent both Biden and Xi reeling

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 02:18 PM (qrUD3)

556 "Dear Lord, she's [AOC] actually making sense. When do the plagues of frogs start?"

It makes sense that she wants to characterize ARs as a unique menace for "mass shootings."

Posted by: Zek at July 22, 2024 02:19 PM (5FPX4)

557 He tried to gaybait me at one point as well. "I didn't realize you were his boyfriend."

I didn't take it. Just, "I'm just trying to figure out what you're saying."

He cut off the conversation soon thereafter. I think he blocked me? I dunno. Don't care. Twitter is stupid. I'm not going back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 02:14 PM (GBKbO)

Great, TJM. Now you're going to get Garrett involved.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 02:19 PM (0eaVi)

558 The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
'Sorry, No Refunds,' Says Hunter Biden To All The Foreign Governments That Sent Him Bribes

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 02:19 PM (/7KEl)

559 BREAKING: Message from Joe Biden: "I feel happy!"

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 02:19 PM (krQz2)

560 538 IMO Treacher wasn't right in the head well before the ss got to him. I experienced it directly back in the HA days. Weird dude.
Posted by: ...
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A lot of conservative media types are weird dudes because they are basically some klepto billionaire kept fancy man.

Capn Billy is a perfect example of that sort of opinion for hire gig. NR went down the tubes reputation wise because of similar crap. Breitbart has its problems once Andrew passed on from the Mercer family funding it. And so on.

Posted by: whig at July 22, 2024 02:19 PM (C3QmB)

561
I’ve gotten a lot of text messages today from Gen Zers, who are not interested in politics, asking me how they can get involved to help Vice President Kamala Harris beat Donald Trump. Something is brewing. Young people are fired up. Trump should be scared.

Just got text messages from sane Americans asking how they can get involved to make sure that cackling imbecile Kamala Harris has no chance of beating Trump.Something is brewing.. Sane people are fired up. Kamala is scared... See.. I can do that too

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 02:19 PM (IyPmt)

562 name field test

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What about the confirmed snipers on the 2nd floor overlooking the shooter? at July 22, 2024 02:19 PM (2InJJ)

563 She should file impeachment charges against Kamala for usurping the presidency from Biden if he's not showing up by 5.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:44 PM (GBKbO)


declare that he is kidnapped and that the sss ae complicit.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 02:19 PM (D7oie)

564 Has anyone checked NPR to see if they are playing melancholy Russian classical music?

Posted by: Chuck C at July 22, 2024 02:19 PM (yOPBE)

565 It makes sense that she wants to characterize ARs as a unique menace for "mass shootings."

That part wasn't in the clip.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 02:19 PM (xCA6C)

566 555 New Theory: This year's COVID - the Hail Mary shot at Trump, which should have been a slam dunk - missed and sent both Biden and Xi reeling


yes

he turned his head

and everything they planned collapsed

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 02:20 PM (s3qiR)

567 He really strikes me as a guy who is VERY proud of his intellect but is actually driven by emotion above all else.

I mean, holding a grudge that someone blocked you on Twitter 10 years ago is weird. That's high school girl weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

There is a reason why mediocrities flock to DC--to feel powerful and important. Every trip back, I see those types walking around and I am glad I never caught Potomac fever.

Posted by: whig at July 22, 2024 02:21 PM (C3QmB)

568 Somebody has to do something before Joe goes Romanoff.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 02:06 PM (+myjY)

His head is already potatoes
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 02:09 PM (qrUD3)

--------------

* golf clap *

"Recipe Step 3: Beat the Joetatoes Romanoff ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 02:21 PM (yMUjb)

569 Wow... Jimmy Carter has been on Hospice for 7 months..

Would be weird if he outlived Joe.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 02:21 PM (xaFKb)

570 NOOD Kumala (I know, phrasing...)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 02:21 PM (ynpvh)

571 Greg Price @greg_price11 19h
After BLM rioters burned Minneapolis to the ground in 2020, Kamala Harris tweeted this fundraiser to help bail them out of jail.

But not only did it bail out rioters, the money she helped raise also bailed out alleged pedophiles and domestic abusers from jail.

It included:

- A man accused of sexually assaulting an 8-year-old girl
- A father accused of molesting his 15-year-old daughter
- A man accused of sexually assaulting his 16-year-old niece
- Two men accused of strangling their wives in their homes
- A man who punched his girlfriend six times.
- A man accused of assaulting an elderly woman as he burglarized her home.
- A man accused of robbing and stomping on his victim’s head

Geoffrey Ingersoll @GPIngersoll 19h
Some of her surrogates are already trying to push the tough on crime prosecutor angle, and that ill-fated tweet is going to utterly nuke that angle

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 02:21 PM (wse2C)

572 Joe will sit up in his coffin during the state funeral.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 02:21 PM (JLq/1)

573 From what I understand, Schlieman was great at self promotion and not so good at archaeology.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 02:18 PM (tT6L1)
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But who knows if we'd even have those sites if Schlieman hadn't insisted that the Homeric sites were real.

He took a lot of ridicule to prove that they were worth excavating.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 02:21 PM (krQz2)

574 This is a pretty wild thread that recreated Crooks recent travels based on tracking his electronic devices.

https://tinyurl.com/4sbshaem

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 02:22 PM (LkLld)

575 AOC, sounding like a reich wing Trumpist at the SS chief's hearing:

https://tinyurl.com/bddahksw

Dear Lord, she's actually making sense. When do the plagues of frogs start?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 02:16 PM (xCA6C)

Trump got to her!!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 22, 2024 02:22 PM (0eaVi)

576 533 Heinrich Schliemann really fucked up the Troy site while excavating it. Its really too bad.
Posted by: Pudinhead
---
Excavation methods have gotten better only over time.

Did he use dynamite? Because some early archeologists did.
---------------
Nah. He dug an enormous trench. Archeology hadn't progressed to drilling a shit ton of holes like Oak Island.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 02:22 PM (n17eQ)

577 Joe: I FEEL HAPPY!

Kamala: You're not fooling anyone, you know.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 02:22 PM (krQz2)

578 "If there are gaps in any of their official stories, it is prudent to fill those gaps with assumptions of crimes and corruptions."


That would be prudent.

Oh wait you said that.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2024 02:22 PM (fV+MH)

579 Please excuse Joe from the presidency. He can't make it to the Oval Office anymore.

Signed,
Epstein's mother

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 22, 2024 02:22 PM (mupln)

580 Really? Why? What happens if she strips a gear and has to be replaced?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:48 PM (xCA6C)


And limbering up in the bullpen is Mike Johnson . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 02:23 PM (D7oie)

581 Excavation methods have gotten better only over time.

Did he use dynamite? Because some early archeologists did.
---------------
Nah. He dug an enormous trench. Archeology hadn't progressed to drilling a shit ton of holes like Oak Island.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 02:22 PM (n17eQ)
---
But some Egyptologists (I think it was) blew shit up.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 02:23 PM (krQz2)

582 You have to blow up the precious antiquity to find out what's in the precious antiquity.

Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2024 02:24 PM (fV+MH)

583 By the weekend we'll hear that he passed away from covid. And I'll be the first to tell them that that wouldn't have happened if he'd gotten the mother-f'ing VACCINE.

Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser at July 22, 2024 02:25 PM (QPoCC)

584 Has *Putin* been in public recently? Zelensky?? Bueller???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 02:25 PM (VavZF)

585 582 You have to blow up the precious antiquity to find out what's in the precious antiquity.
Posted by: eleven

-----
Well, you do have to piece history together.

Posted by: whig at July 22, 2024 02:25 PM (C3QmB)

586 583 By the weekend we'll hear that he passed away from covid. And I'll be the first to tell them that that wouldn't have happened if he'd gotten the mother-f'ing VACCINE.
Posted by: Tinfoil Dispenser
======
Covid is just another word for a pillow to the face.

Posted by: whig at July 22, 2024 02:25 PM (C3QmB)

587 Michelle could be our very own Cristina Fernández de Kirchner

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 02:25 PM (D7oie)

588 480 Where I would go is her education. Which is why Mayor Pete is probably a contender. He is Ivy. She went to… Howard.
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 02:10 PM (QzINz)

I would not go there. YMMV

Posted by: m at July 22, 2024 02:25 PM (64Zez)

589 The GOP should still press to XXVth Amendment spongebrain sh*tpants. I'm not so concerned about his failure to react to a 3am call so much as over-reacting or bizarrely reacting to pretty much any foreign threat, e.g. "Russians struck a Ukrainian missile battery? Take a nuke, Fat !"

Posted by: Zek at July 22, 2024 02:26 PM (5FPX4)

590 Trump got to her!!!
-----

He just wants to date her.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2024 02:26 PM (yxhux)

591 New Theory: This year's COVID - the Hail Mary shot at Trump, which should have been a slam dunk - missed and sent both Biden and Xi reeling

yes

he turned his head

and everything they planned collapsed

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 02:20 PM (s3qiR)

-------------

'The Trump Curse: Butterfly Effect Deployment."

It's real ... and it's spectacular!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 02:26 PM (J+xkY)

592 579 Please excuse Joe from the presidency. He can't make it to the Oval Office anymore.

Signed,
Epstein's mother
Posted by: Lady in Black
=======
I got that joke. Have to be a certain age around 29 or so.

Posted by: whig at July 22, 2024 02:26 PM (C3QmB)

593 Maybe Biden and Xi just drove off a cliff in a convertible together.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 02:27 PM (aVudl)

594 415 You like thick blondes??!??! I got a thick blonde for you...and a little chocolate to add to that peanut butter shake!
https://tinyurl.com/52k2syda
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
========
The correct search term is 'thic' dammit.

Posted by: whig at July 22, 2024 02:27 PM (C3QmB)

595 Was just on YouTube and already seeing Kamala ads with her begging for donations.

Boy, that happened fast...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 02:27 PM (KbCG3)

596 595 Was just on YouTube and already seeing Kamala ads with her begging for donations.

Boy, that happened fast...
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
====
That is why I thought it would be Kamala to replace Joe at this late date. Far easier to regroup than bringing in a new crew to run the campaign.

Posted by: whig at July 22, 2024 02:29 PM (C3QmB)

597 Dammit. Just saw a comment on Instapundit calling yesterday the Night of the Long Spoons and/or the Pudding Cup Coup. Wish I'd have thought of those.

Posted by: Octochicken at July 22, 2024 02:29 PM (oCS0o)

598 "You may clap."

The Coronated High Empress, Duchess of Cackle and Divine Prophetess of the Unburdened Past.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2024 02:31 PM (yxhux)

599 They probably told Ole Joe that they would not protect him and his family anymore. Get out or we destroy all of you.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 22, 2024 02:32 PM (iNp3L)

600 Coup? Come on, Man. Joe is a under house arrest is being held incommunicado had a paddle board accident at ebb tide is resting up for an ice cream run.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 22, 2024 02:33 PM (WsTZq)

601 Was just on YouTube and already seeing Kamala ads with her begging for donations

---------

$20. Same as in town.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2024 02:33 PM (yxhux)

602 Biden, or his lapdogs, have said he will address the nation onscreen later this week. Currently, he is in his Delaware beach home awaiting death by COVID-19.

Posted by: Indigo Red at July 22, 2024 02:35 PM (LRdct)

603 They haven't told Joe that he ended his campaign. They are continuing to have him meet with actors in staged Donors' Meetings.

He still thinks he's in until all the chess pieces are finalized.

Checkmate.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2024 02:36 PM (yxhux)

604 I re-entered the Twitter world over the past few weeks. Addictive and depressing. Just obsession over minutiae.

However, I did make Jim Treacher feel like an idiot, so that was nice. He decided to attack ace as a Trump true believer, and I was all, "Why would you say that? He's criticizing Trump all the time."

"Well, I haven't read ace in 10 years, but he did block me 10 years ago."

"So...this isn't about ace's propensity for criticism against Trump, it's about you being butthurt about ace blocking you?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 02:11 PM (GBKbO)

Were you here the night Treacher got shit-faced drunk on the ONT and attacked anyone who showed sympathy for his busted leg? Yeah, real class act.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 02:37 PM (8NgRU)

605 570 NOOD Kumala (I know, phrasing...)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 02:21 PM (ynpvh)

Posted by: m at July 22, 2024 02:44 PM (64Zez)

606 Nope. But I've heard of the place.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 02:13 PM (n17eQ)


Upstate?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 02:49 PM (D7oie)

607 Excavation methods have gotten better only over time.

Did he use dynamite? Because some early archeologists did.
Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 02:15 PM (krQz2)


Schleimann was a treasure hunter, that was all. Thomas Jefferson did an excavation on an Indian burial mound and pretty much set the practice for stratiograpny, and how to document a dig.
You know, because he was trying to find out what the mound was for and how it was formed

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 02:54 PM (D7oie)

608 I am in fact glad to glance at this web site posts which consists of lots of useful information, thanks for providing these
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Posted by: Japanese Sex Videos at July 22, 2024 02:54 PM (wfcXM)

609 Pete Buttjuggler always reminds me of Alfred E. Newman. Less than zero gravitas.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 22, 2024 02:57 PM (iNp3L)

610 "Optimism is the fuel driving every fight I’ve been in ... The motivation comes from believing in what can be unburdened by what has been." — Elle

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 03:04 PM (RHGPo)

611 Sure he's withdrawn but he won't say anything till the Swiss bank confirms the 25 million deposit from Soros.

Posted by: Jane at July 22, 2024 03:05 PM (bXvrr)

612 Charlie Kirk is reporting from sources in Vegas that Xiden had to be rushed back to Johns Hopkins..[developing].

Who knows? He may not even be alive anymore.

Posted by: Danimal28 at July 22, 2024 03:13 PM (klw0w)

613 The situation with Biden just gets more and more interesting. Great time to be a fly on the wall.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 22, 2024 03:19 PM (hKoQL)

614 Could a writ of habeas corpus be served on the White House?

Posted by: Nemo at July 22, 2024 04:19 PM (S6ArX)

615 1. he's dead
2. he's probably been dead for at least 48 hours
3. he didn't quit the race
4. he didn't sign the letter
5. whatever executive is now running the executive branch is doing so illegally and needs to be arrested and prosecuted for treason and then hanged.
6. Everyone in on the plot - Schumer, Pelosi, Kamala, Kain, etc., needs to be arrested, tried and hanged.

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Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat