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Secret Service Denied Trump's Requests for More Manpower for Two Years
CHEATLE ADMITS SHE ASSIGNED FOUR TIMES AS MANY AGENTS TO PROTECT JILL BIDEN THAN TO PROTECT TRUMP

Happy Monday! This is the time on Sprockets when we dance. My eyes are mostly better. I didn't go on the computer all weekend, except briefly after Biden "dropped out," as they're claiming.

Update: Cheatle admits that Doctor President Jill Biden had four times the manpower devoted to protecting her worthless status-tripping ass than to the most threatened man on earth, and the most likely next President of the United States.

Sen. Chuck Grassley has demanded answers from the Secret Service after discovering that First Lady Jill Biden received significantly more security than former President Donald Trump at their respective Pennsylvania events on July 13, 2024.

Key Details:

First Lady Jill Biden had 12 Secret Service personnel for "post standing" at her Pittsburgh event.
Former President Donald Trump had only 3 Secret Service personnel for "post standing" at his rally in Butler.
Sen. Chuck Grassley is investigating the disparity and potential security lapses that led to a shooting at Trump's rally.

Diving Deeper:

Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) has raised serious concerns about the Secret Service's allocation of security resources following a revelation that First Lady Jill Biden received four times the number of Secret Service personnel than former President Donald Trump for events in Pennsylvania on July 13, 2024. Grassley's inquiry stems from whitleblowers, showing that Jill Biden had 12 agents for "post standing" at her Pittsburgh event, while Trump had only 3 for his rally in Butler.

This discrepancy is particularly striking given the increased security threats against Trump. The Secret Service had previously claimed to ramp up security for Trump due to an alleged Iranian plot to assassinate him. Despite this, the agency assigned significantly fewer agents for "post standing" at his rally compared to those assigned to Jill Biden.

Emails with the subject lines "203.080 First Lady Dr. Jill Bident to Pittsburgh, PA" and "203.080 Candidate Donald Trump to Pittsburgh, PA" detail the specific personnel assignments. The email for Jill Biden lists 12 post-standers, whereas Trump's email lists only 3.


First of all: Even though the Secret Service had been alerted to a suspicious person, with a rifle, on the roof of a custom-built sniper's platform, they never bothered telling Trump about it.

Donald Trump revealed Saturday that he was not warned by the Secret Service about the gunman who shot him at a Pennsylvania rally last weekend -- despite agents eyeing the suspect for hours before the attack.

"Nobody mentioned it," Trump, 78, told Jesse Watters in an upcoming episode of the Fox News anchor's primetime show.

"Nobody said it was a problem," the Republican presidential nominee said.

"[They] could've said, 'Let's wait for 15, 20 minutes, 5 minutes.' Nobody said...I think that was a mistake," he added.

Trump questioned how gunman Thomas Matthew Crooks was able to climb onto a roof with a rifle in hand just 130 yards away from the politician without the Secret Service taking action.


Police even saw Crooks on the building 26 minutes before he opened fire -- and were alerted by frantically screaming witnesses -- but didn't take action.

The Secret Service didn't make any moves until after Crooks squeezed off up to seven shots at Trump, grazing the candidate in the ear and killing one audience member.


I don't believe the theory that they planned it all, but it's a fair question to ask: If they were to indeed plan out an assassination, what, exactly, would they do differently than they actually did?

Secret Service officials repeatedly rejected Donald Trump's request for additional security in the two years before last weekend's assassination attempt, The Post has learned.

The ex-president, 78, asked for more agents and magnetometers at large public events he attended, as well as extra snipers for outdoor venues, four insiders told The Washington Post, which first reported the damning revelation.

Each request was shot down by senior officials who claimed the agency lacked the resources Trump was asking for, the outlet reported.

...

Outrage at the security lapse led the federal security agency to up Trump's detail to the same level as President Biden, The Post exclusively reported earlier this week.

The Secret Service initially denied claims that someone from Trump's camp asked for more help ahead of the deadly shooting as "absolutely false."

The left's fixation on deplatforming was behind this -- Trump doesn't deserve to speak so why should we "platform" him by giving him enough Secret Service protection to allow him to speak safely?

Obviously, there needs to be a purge. I'm a broken record on that.

Anthony Guglielmi, a spokesman for the Secret Service, admitted to The Washington Post that the agency had denied Trump's request for additional security, but claimed it had only learned about the new information in the wake of the tragedy.

Guglielmi told The Post that there were "some instances where specific Secret Service specialized units or resources were not provided," but that the agency instead utilized state or local partners to add protections.

And they went down to the local SoulCycle to recruit additional "resources."

Kim Cheatle is currently testilying before Congress. She's denying she endorsed the "30 by 30" DEI plan, the insane scheme to fill the agents' ranks with 30% women by 2030.

Susan Crabtree
@susancrabtree

A GOP member asks Cheatle about her well-reported DEI hiring policies -- that she has signed onto a "30x30" pledge to make the agency 30 percent by 2030.

Cheatle is flat-out LYING about her DEI hiring policies. Unbelievable -- she is not acknowledging that she signed onto it.

FACT: Months ago, her own spokesman Guglielmi confirmed to me that she signed onto the 30x30 pledge, and she has stated that diversifying the Secret Service is one of her top priorities.

GOP member: "You spent some time trying to change the makeup of the Secret Service -- does this affect at overall [quality] of who you were hiring at the USSS

Cheatle completely dodges.

"I spent my time as director tyring to increase the number of people we hire on the Secret Service so that we have the best and brightest...and that's my job as director of the USSS."

"I'm hiring the best-qualified candidates that put in an application that want to work for our great organization." ...

I'll link my RealClearPolitics story quoting Guglielmi on this as soon as I can.

She refuses to say how many spent shell casings were found on the roof of the assassin's perch -- because that would reveal how many bullets the Secret Service allowed this killer to fire before bothering to fire back.

Benjamin Weingarten
@bhweingarten


Director Cheatle won't say how many spent shell casings were on AGR roof


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:12 PM




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Posted by: BruceWayne at July 22, 2024 12:12 PM (CIS44)

2 Good to see you, Ace.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 12:12 PM (VSht7)

3 Her testimony is something. Something that smells like incompetence.

Posted by: Ann at July 22, 2024 12:12 PM (4neFu)

4 First before MushHead and Secret Service Barbie

Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2024 12:13 PM (DoeT3)

5 First?!?

Posted by: GMan-27 at July 22, 2024 12:13 PM (pgwxJ)

6 Hi Ace
No rest for the weary.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 22, 2024 12:13 PM (t/2Uw)

7 Or 5th...

Posted by: GMan-27 at July 22, 2024 12:13 PM (pgwxJ)

8 ho there

Posted by: doug at July 22, 2024 12:13 PM (8/lc0)

9 I don't believe the theory that they planned it all, but it's a fair question to ask: If they were to indeed plan out an assassination, what, exactly, would they do differently than they actually did?

Succeed?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:14 PM (ynpvh)

10 Dang, so much competition today. Everyone wants to be first or president

Posted by: Draki at July 22, 2024 12:14 PM (DoeT3)

11 Nikki Haley Voters PAC Backs Kamala Harris

Surprise!

Posted by: AR15 With 'Clips' Bad at July 22, 2024 12:14 PM (/U5Yz)

12 oh, and I NOODed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:14 PM (ynpvh)

13 i'm not saying they MADE it happen, i'm just saying the ss did everything they could to enable it to happen...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 22, 2024 12:14 PM (UCRjB)

14 I don't believe the theory that they planned it all, but it's a fair question to ask: If they were to indeed plan out an assassination, what, exactly, would they do differently than they actually did?
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Fuck it up. They'd come up with a gigantic elaborate plan involving signs for free birdseed and tunnels painted on rocks and it would go tits up on them.

This is the better way. Just create opportunities through malice and incompetence, and let nature take its course.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 12:14 PM (HnUIn)

15 Instead of Soul Cycle, they should have hit up Pure Barre. We are far more coordinated and balanced.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:15 PM (/sySz)

16 Nancy Mace told Cheatle she's full of sh!t today

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 12:15 PM (5fDan)

17 Each request was shot down by senior officials who claimed the agency lacked the resources Trump was asking for, the outlet reported.
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If that's the real reason, then the agency needs to be purged. It failed in its mission and is not fit for purpose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 12:15 PM (HnUIn)

18 "And they went down to the local Curves for Women to recruit additional "resources.""

This is why I come here.

Posted by: Victor Davis Hansen (not really) at July 22, 2024 12:15 PM (VoAdT)

19 Cheatle beeds to be fired / impeay/ arrested

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 12:15 PM (EGSGm)

20 They wouldn't have been able to do this against a quality candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 12:15 PM (GBKbO)

21 She's denying she endorsed the "30 by 30" DEI plan, the insane scheme to fill the agents' ranks with 30% women by 2030.

And here I thought that was the width and height of the agents they were hiring...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:15 PM (ynpvh)

22 Nancy Mace just told Cheatle she's full of shit.

That's a good start.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 22, 2024 12:15 PM (woPEM)

23 Within one week it appears the Junta tried to assassinate Trump and removed Biden from the ballot.

We are a third world country

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 12:15 PM (oZhjI)

24 Nancy Mace just said to Cheatle "You Are Full Of Shit."

Posted by: AR15 With 'Clips' Bad at July 22, 2024 12:16 PM (/U5Yz)

25 i'm not saying they MADE it happen, i'm just saying the ss did everything they could to enable it to happen...
Posted by: SturmToddler


Strategic incompetence. Inserting errors into systems knowing that they will ultimately fail. - The funny part here is most DEI advocates or employers don't know that's the end-goal. They are puppets hoping for a pat on the head and another pension.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 12:16 PM (IG4Id)

26 Best means high DEI score.
They are all Bolsheviks, every last one.
My 9yo us getting over her fear of getting her face wet.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 12:16 PM (eTs4n)

27 "I spent my time as director tyring to increase the number of people we hire on the Secret Service so that we have the best and brightest...and that's my job as director of the USSS."

"I'm hiring the best-qualified candidates that put in an application that want to work for our great organization." ...

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LOL. This is a lie. I don't know her and I don't work for the USSS or DHS, but this is an obvious lie. If this isn't true in Corporate America (and it usually isn't, at least not in the megacorps), then it sure as shit ain't true in the US government.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 12:16 PM (HnUIn)

28 Hi, Ace. Happy Monday.

Glad to hear the peepers are better.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 12:16 PM (v6JzV)

29 Director Cheatle won't say how many spent shell casings were on AGR roof

Well, sloped roof; SS agents don't do well on those. Maybe all the casings rolled off and they just can't seem to find them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:17 PM (ynpvh)

30 How happy will Biden primary voters be ? Will they stay home ?



Democracy dies in..... well, you know, the thing.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 12:17 PM (NtVYv)

31
But the slopes ... that's when I knew that I had them!

-- Chipotle Cheatle

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 12:17 PM (xG4kz)

32 23 Within one week it appears the Junta tried to assassinate Trump and removed Biden from the ballot.

We are a third world country
Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024

My Ace of Spades cruise ship idea is looking less and less silly by the hour.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:17 PM (/sySz)

33 Secret Service Denied Trump's Requests for More Manpower for Two Years

...but GRRL!-power we can give you! Your upper thighs and balls will be well-protected.

Posted by: USSS at July 22, 2024 12:17 PM (AGNk7)

34 This is the better way. Just create opportunities through malice and incompetence, and let nature take its course.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
__________

That better fits. He came up with the plan himself, they discovered it, and did nothing to stop him.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 12:17 PM (Dm8we)

35 Nancy Mace just told Cheatle she's full of shit.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 22, 2024 12:15 PM (woPEM)


I don't think you're allowed to talk to girlbosses that way.

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 12:17 PM (OguvZ)

36 She refuses to say how many spent shell casings were found on the roof of the assassin's perch -- because that would reveal how many bullets the Secret Service allowed this killer to fire before bothering to fire back.
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Or she doesn't know. That actually could be it. She might not know because either she's aggressively *not* reading reports and is dodging meetings, or because the agents on the ground failed to collect the information and evidence, or conveniently "lost" it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 12:17 PM (HnUIn)

37 This is the worst SS failure since Trump wrestled control of the Beast and mowed down 12 capitol police officers on J6.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 12:18 PM (d9LQi)

38 If DEI is so great and necessary, why does she have to lie about it?

Posted by: Jay in Pa at July 22, 2024 12:18 PM (i7Q7S)

39 11 Nikki Haley Voters PAC Backs Kamala Harris

Surprise!
Posted by: AR15 With 'Clips' Bad at July 22, 2024 12:14 PM (/U5Yz)

You forgot the Fake Dem primary crossover voters back Kamala

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 12:18 PM (IyPmt)

40
Well, sloped roof; SS agents don't do well on those. Maybe all the casings rolled off and they just can't seem to find them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


"Be sure to check upslope, too!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 12:18 PM (xG4kz)

41 Yeah, we don't (yet) have any direct connection to the shooter, BUT it would be little surprise if some insider (IC does this a lot, imo) let Crooks know of the opening, and/or encouraged him online via their undercover assets.

One analysis shows around seven shots, and he kept firing at Trump as Trump was on the ground. The further away roof sniper is the one that took Crooks out, from ~250 yards I think.

Other FBI/Secret Service watched him from the second floor of the building. At the very least, they wanted the assassin to "Finish The Mission" rather than stopping him.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 12:18 PM (Cus5s)

42 Theory:
One group including DOCTOR Jill and Cheeto enthusiastically played stupid for OrangeManBad's security.
Another group, part of the blob that manages the Stasi, trained Ree Tardy Oswald along with so many others, and he was tapped when they saw an opportunity in PA.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 12:18 PM (VavZF)

43 Cheatle is Dr Jill's creature
Guess what, Dr Jill is out the door
Cheatle has no padron right now

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 12:18 PM (EGSGm)

44 "My eyes are mostly better. I didn't go on the computer all weekend.."

I am glad to hear that, Ace. Your eyes are very important to you and to us as well. When do you take a real vacation?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 12:18 PM (dTTBf)

45 That better fits. He came up with the plan himself, they discovered it, and did nothing to stop him.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 12:17 PM (Dm8we)
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They might not have discovered it until he was on that rooftop. And then the incompetence let him finish.

The malice denied the resources and opened opportunities, the incompetence helped maximize the opportunity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 12:18 PM (HnUIn)

46 Fuck it up. They'd come up with a gigantic elaborate plan involving signs for free birdseed and tunnels painted on rocks and it would go tits up on them.

This is the better way. Just create opportunities through malice and incompetence, and let nature take its course.

Posted by: Joe Mannix

=======

All of our products are rigorously tested. Rigorously! Our lawyers will be contacting you shortly. Good day, sir.

Posted by: Acme Corp. at July 22, 2024 12:18 PM (R49+p)

47 Too many 'coincidental' things needed to happen to make this event occur. This was a planned event.

Sorry, not sorry.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at July 22, 2024 12:18 PM (DIB8X)

48 SS squad refused Trump's requests? Well:

https://tinyurl.com/yev27f3n

Posted by: Son of Dad at July 22, 2024 12:19 PM (8JB5s)

49 I do love how all this bullshit is accumulating, but don't worry, it is all a big coincidence.

OK then.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 22, 2024 12:19 PM (Z8Yh2)

50 Director Cheatle won't say how many spent shell casings were on AGR roof
-------

At least the feds got the important stuff done: power washing the roof

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 12:19 PM (qrUD3)

51 The "Ongoing Investigation Gambit" needs to be destroyed, once and for all.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 22, 2024 12:19 PM (iRX3h)

52 see update at top of post

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO)

53 The arrogance of these Biden flunkies is infuriating.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 22, 2024 12:20 PM (t/2Uw)

54 27 LOL. This is a lie. I don't know her and I don't work for the USSS or DHS, but this is an obvious lie. If this isn't true in Corporate America (and it usually isn't, at least not in the megacorps), then it sure as shit ain't true in the US government.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024

Someone in HR drafted that statement, because legally you can’t do anything but this. That was the most HR statement of HR statements. Real HR. Not the DEI leaders who wouldn’t understand business if it bit them on the fourth point of contact.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:20 PM (/sySz)

55 Anthony Guglielmi, a spokesman for the Secret Service, admitted to The Washington Post that the agency had denied Trump's request for additional security, but claimed it had only learned about the new information in the wake of the tragedy.

-----------------

Bullshit. Bongino's whistle-blowing sources in The Secret Cervix have been telling him this for years -- that Trump's protection detail has been inadequate to his threat profile, and repeated requests for additional resources were ignored & denied.

Which is why I've been arguing for months that Trump to secure his own trusted private security for himself and his family.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 12:20 PM (dqcIy)

56 Benjamin Weingarten
@bhweingarten

Director Cheatle won't say how many spent shell casings were on AGR roof


How would she know, the Eff.Bee.EYE hosed off the roof before anyone could look at anything.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 12:20 PM (VavZF)

57 First Lady is in surgery as we speak.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 12:20 PM (6GRih)

58 Hey. Cheatle has "taken responsibility."

What more could she possibly do?

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 12:20 PM (IFNME)

59 It's important to note:

These are the people who scream about Trump being a liar.

Their very first instinct is to lie. After they lie for a while, then they make some concessions that maybe the lie isn't completely true.

And finally after a year of small concessions, they say "Why are you hung up on that? It's old news!"

And then are shocked at how people don't care that Trump is a "liar".

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 22, 2024 12:20 PM (N1DT3)

60 Huh. Cheatle's photo in that bottom shot displays the same kind of smug that we saw from Lois Lerner, Peter Strzok, etc., etc.

Whodathunkit?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 22, 2024 12:21 PM (/HDaX)

61 The timing of all the would-be assassination makes clear that something was up.

Right before convention and before Trump had nominated a VP.

Had the unthinkable happened, the republicans would've been in greater disarray than the dems.

Outside of death, I think Joe would've remained the nominee. The whole story would've been republican infighting and how their new nominee is worse than Trump ever would've been.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 12:21 PM (KbCG3)

62 Bipartisan House support of grilling Cheatle, as far as I can see.

LIVE (CNN)

https://tinyurl.com/bddscsj6

Posted by: m at July 22, 2024 12:21 PM (64Zez)

63 Update: Cheatle admits that Doctor President Jill Biden had four times the manpower devoted to protecting her worthless status-tripping ass than to the most threatened man on earth, and the most likely next President of the United States.
++++
Jill's on the inside and is of the body. Trump's an enemy they're obliged to pretend to protect.

Besides, I'll bet Jill wasn't the only one. How many other people with USSS escorts saw their numbers get padded? How many extra people are on Joe? How many extra people are on Hunter? My guess is "a lot."

After all, if they want to face "constrained manpower" when it comes to Trump, they have to put their people *somewhere.*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 12:21 PM (HnUIn)

64 USSS is now dieverse.
Actually spelled DEIverse.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 12:21 PM (7Q/Oi)

65 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 12:20 PM (6GRih

You're MRS. ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 12:21 PM (IyPmt)

66 60 Cheatle's photo in that bottom shot displays the same kind of smug that we saw from Lois Lerner
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 22, 2024 12:21 PM (/HDaX)

Exactly!

Posted by: m at July 22, 2024 12:21 PM (64Zez)

67 CHEATLE ADMITS SHE ASSIGNED FOUR TIMES AS MANY AGENTS TO PROTECT JILL BIDEN THAN TO PROTECT TRUMP

Well sure. Trump's no doctor.

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 12:21 PM (OguvZ)

68 41 Yeah, we don't (yet) have any direct connection to the shooter, BUT it would be little surprise if some insider (IC does this a lot, imo) let Crooks know of the opening, and/or encouraged him online via their undercover assets.

One analysis shows around seven shots, and he kept firing at Trump as Trump was on the ground. The further away roof sniper is the one that took Crooks out, from ~250 yards I think.

Other FBI/Secret Service watched him from the second floor of the building. At the very least, they wanted the assassin to "Finish The Mission" rather than stopping him.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 12:18 PM (Cus5s)

The fact he was even let in after the SS found his rangefinder is enough proof. Add to that the SS knowing he was there, SS snipers having him in their sites and not shooting (or removing Trump from the stage)...I mean, how many opportunities here and the excuse is "but sloped roofs!"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:21 PM (ynpvh)

69 Their own fault I guess. Extra protection could have provided more cover to the shooter.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 12:21 PM (qrUD3)

70 57 First Lady is in surgery as we speak.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 12:20 PM (6GRih)


Wait wut?

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 12:21 PM (IFNME)

71 57 First Lady is in surgery as we speak.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 12:20 PM (6GRih)

Good luck and godspeed. Thank you for the continued updates.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 12:21 PM (KbCG3)

72 Good afternoon Ace and everyone. Communists never resign or are fired . If they embarrass dear leader or the party they are denounced , cancelled and frequently murdered. Oddly I'm good with that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 12:21 PM (qejsy)

73 >>> 57 First Lady is in surgery as we speak.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 12:20 PM (6GRih)

Prayers up.




... and apologies that the recent Interesting Times made me initially wonder if Kamala had sent visitors to "see" DOCTOR Jill.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 12:22 PM (VavZF)

74 Oooh! Updated title in red. Rest those eyes, Ace.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:22 PM (ynpvh)

75 Jill Biden doesn't need Secret Setvice protection, she needs a fashion consultant who doesn't hate her.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 12:22 PM (VSht7)

76 61 The timing of all the would-be assassination makes clear that something was up.

Right before convention and before Trump had nominated a VP.

Had the unthinkable happened, the republicans would've been in greater disarray than the dems.

Outside of death, I think Joe would've remained the nominee. The whole story would've been republican infighting and how their new nominee is worse than Trump ever would've been.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 12:21 PM (KbCG3)

========

In an Empire of Lies, it's okay to question the timing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

77 57 First Lady is in surgery as we speak.
Posted by: Sponge


Installing a heart?

Posted by: AR15 With 'Clips' Bad at July 22, 2024 12:22 PM (/U5Yz)

78 Jill's event was indoors and relatively small, last minute event while Trump was outside and ginormous.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 22, 2024 12:22 PM (t/2Uw)

79 Someone in HR drafted that statement, because legally you can’t do anything but this. That was the most HR statement of HR statements. Real HR. Not the DEI leaders who wouldn’t understand business if it bit them on the fourth point of contact.
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:20 PM (/sySz)
++++
My old divisional SVP once put it in a way that I thought probably exposed the company to shareholder action if it ever got out. He said, "it's no longer just about finding the best candidate for the job, it's about finding the best candidate for the job who also contributes to our diversity."

That's a fairly polished statement, but probably butts up right against or possibly even goes over the liability line.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 12:22 PM (HnUIn)

80
First Lady is in surgery as we speak.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


Getting J'Blowme's balls installed after having carried them in her purse for multiple months, now?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 12:22 PM (xG4kz)

81 First Lady is in surgery as we speak.
Posted by: Sponge


Prayer up, Sponge.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 12:23 PM (v6JzV)

82 64 USSS is now dieverse.
Actually spelled DEIverse.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 12:21 PM (7Q/Oi)

They want us to live in the DEI/DIEverse.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:23 PM (ynpvh)

83 "Madam Director, with all due respect"

Not really with any respect at all!

Posted by: m at July 22, 2024 12:23 PM (64Zez)

84 They didn’t directly commit the attempt, they just instituted a long plan to purposefully weaken the capabilities of the SS so that when the perfect time came for an attempt to occur, they would provide the C team of security. They then activated their asset with knowledge of how to enter the facility, and gave specific guidance to all of the security members not to engage in any threat. Boy it just was not their lucky day!

Posted by: Crazy at July 22, 2024 12:23 PM (I40X7)

85 I short changed the USSSs budget yesterday, thought it was 2.5B, apparently it nearly a billion more than that.

That's a lot of cheddar, they should be swimming in. Agents, FLIR, Drones and anything else to protect VIPs.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 12:23 PM (I4wQC)

86 75 Jill Biden doesn't need Secret Setvice protection, she needs a fashion consultant who doesn't hate her.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024

I am laughing at this. Thank you, I needed it!

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:23 PM (/sySz)

87 Ro Khanna with the uppercut.

You know what Reagan's USSS director did after the shooting

Cheeto: He kept his job?

No, he resigned.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 12:23 PM (d9LQi)

88 Is Cheatle going to tell us that DOCTOR Jill ordered the Code Orange, or is this showing us that *her* check cleared too?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 12:23 PM (VavZF)

89 81 First Lady is in surgery as we speak.
Posted by: Sponge

Prayers for her and You

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 12:23 PM (IyPmt)

90 Here's the thing: all of the decisions made were conscious, intentional ones. It's not like Crooks was a ninja who eluded detection until the last moment. And there's really no reasonable explanation for the conscious, intentional decisions made. That's why I favor the conspiracy explanation. Because being this big a bunch of fuck ups top to bottom really would be so extraordinary that purposely trying to wax him seems more reasonable as an explanation. At some point, even a bunch of incompetents manage to get something right purely by accident. As a statistical matter; just dumb luck. But it's errors all the way down, at every step of the way, and all of them were to Trump's detriment. How often do honest mistakes all run one way?

Posted by: Happenstance, Coincidence, and Enemy Action at July 22, 2024 12:23 PM (K+3RJ)

91
You're MRS. ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 12:21 PM (IyPmt)



Yes ma'am.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 12:23 PM (6GRih)

92 ""I'm hiring the best-qualified candidates that put in an application that want to work for our great organization." ... LOL. This is a lie."

Her goal is to increase women to 30%, and women are not as physically strong, probably not mentally either, for those type situations (where testosterone is helpful).

How many of the snipers were women? I'm guessing zero?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 12:24 PM (Cus5s)

93 If DEI is so great and necessary, why does she have to lie about it?

Posted by: Jay in Pa



Diversity is our strength. Not bridges or presidential security.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 22, 2024 12:24 PM (lTGtQ)

94 You know, the crews from the CIA that assassinated Kennedy (or Kennedys) were likely at least WWII vets...tough, seasoned, practiced at the art of killing.

The current crop of CIA assassins are LARPing Ivy League boys on quail hunt, bred to believe they're smarter than everyone else and unquestionable.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2024 12:24 PM (YIxO9)

95 Did you know Trump is 78? That article really wants you to know he is 78 LOL

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 12:24 PM (HJ9BW)

96 I don't believe the theory that they planned it all, but it's a fair question to ask: If they were to indeed plan out an assassination, what, exactly, would they do differently than they actually did?

Put yourself in Joe Biden shoes. "Hold on...I have Secret Service protection, I have local LEO protection, and the powers-that-be want me gone, too..

I hereby end my campaign."

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 12:24 PM (lHpdB)

97 81 First Lady is in surgery as we speak.
Posted by: Sponge


Apologize for my last comment. I thought you meant Dr. Jill.

May the Lord be with you and her.

Posted by: AR15 With 'Clips' Bad at July 22, 2024 12:24 PM (/U5Yz)

98 Wonder if Cheadle realizes her protector was deposed yesterday along with Joe.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2024 12:24 PM (2UnvF)

99 Director Cheatle won't say how many spent shell casings were on AGR roof

To be fair, the "number of spent shell casings on the roof" is kind of meaningless number because it might not equal "the number of shots fired" because the spent shell casings probably fell off the roof at nearly the speed of light because of the steep slope and burnt up before they hit the ground because of the high speed.

Posted by: Chuck C at July 22, 2024 12:24 PM (yOPBE)

100 83 "Madam Director, with all due respect"

Not really with any respect at all!

Posted by: m at July 22, 2024 12:23 PM (64Zez)

How abouts "You Stupid Lying C**t, answer the F**king question!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:24 PM (ynpvh)

101 90 Here's the thing: all of the decisions made were conscious, intentional ones. It's not like Crooks was a ninja who eluded detection until the last moment. And there's really no reasonable explanation for the conscious, intentional decisions made. That's why I favor the conspiracy explanation. Because being this big a bunch of fuck ups top to bottom really would be so extraordinary that purposely trying to wax him seems more reasonable as an explanation. At some point, even a bunch of incompetents manage to get something right purely by accident. As a statistical matter; just dumb luck. But it's errors all the way down, at every step of the way, and all of them were to Trump's detriment. How often do honest mistakes all run one way?

Posted by: Happenstance, Coincidence, and Enemy Action at July 22, 2024 12:23 PM (K+3RJ)

Anyone get fired yet? Everyone there had one job and they all failed.

And yet, the only one who's head almost rolled was Trump's.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 12:24 PM (KbCG3)

102 First Lady is in surgery as we speak.
Posted by: Sponge

On my knees, good sir. And glad we can be a distraction. Looking forward to your post letting us know she is out and doing great.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:25 PM (/sySz)

103 "CHEATLE ADMITS SHE ASSIGNED FOUR TIMES AS MANY AGENTS TO PROTECT JILL BIDEN THAN TO PROTECT TRUMP"

Unpossible she admitted that. This is an ongoing investigation and it was only 9 days ago. Many months are needed to come up with numbers like that.

Posted by: Ripley at July 22, 2024 12:25 PM (GUOwU)

104 This Director should go down with the ship.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2024 12:25 PM (64Zez)

105 Instead of Soul Cycle, they should have hit up Pure Barre. We are far more coordinated and balanced.

But they needed someone who could back-peddle.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 22, 2024 12:25 PM (/y8xj)

106 Sponge, you need to clarify who you are referring to.
Hope it goes well and she recovers in record time.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 22, 2024 12:25 PM (t/2Uw)

107 Yes ma'am.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 12:23 PM (6GRih)


Dammit sponge be less cryptic.

Prayers up for the Mrs.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 12:25 PM (IFNME)

108 "Cheatle admits that Doctor President Jill Biden had four times the manpower devoted to protecting her"

=============

That's because MAGA terrorists are the biggest threat in America, Jack!

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 22, 2024 12:25 PM (i7Q7S)

109 You're MRS. ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 12:21 PM (IyPmt)


Yes ma'am.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 12:23 PM (6GRih)

The wrong your, but I bet you are both glad that treatment has started to get this thing going.. Prayers

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 12:25 PM (IyPmt)

110 My Ace of Spades cruise ship idea is looking less and less silly by the hour.
Posted by: Piper

I'm picturing it like the 1944 movie "Between Two Worlds". A bunch of people on a fog-enshrouded ocean liner going nowhere-not knowing they are all dead. Starred John Garfield, Sydney Green Street, and Eleanor Parker. Cue the fog horns!

Posted by: Ahoy! Maties! at July 22, 2024 12:25 PM (V5BDR)

111 91
You're MRS. ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 12:21 PM (IyPmt)


Yes ma'am.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 12:23 PM (6GRih)

Prayers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:25 PM (ynpvh)

112 >>>To be fair, the "number of spent shell casings on the roof" is kind of meaningless number because it might not equal "the number of shots fired" because the spent shell casings probably fell off the roof at nearly the speed of light because of the steep slope and burnt up before they hit the ground because of the high speed.

haha

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2024 12:25 PM (KRtlO)

113 Wait wut?
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 12:21 PM (IFNME)



Breast cancer. She's getting a lumpectomy and having a port installed for the impending chemo treatments coming her way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 12:25 PM (6GRih)

114 Shit's coming at us faster and faster

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at July 22, 2024 12:25 PM (6hhmx)

115 "I don't believe the theory that they planned it all, but it's a fair question to ask: If they were to indeed plan out an assassination, what, exactly, would they do differently than they actually did?"

A better marksman?

Still, "they" is doing a lot of work here and I don't agree with you at all. Some inner party faction took advantage of the DEI wreckage that is the Secret Service. I disagree with those who claim we never will know. The technology today makes the Sixties hits impossible to go without some trail.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 22, 2024 12:26 PM (KSNKu)

116 Sending prayers for your wife, Sponge.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 12:26 PM (NpAcC)

117 92 ""I'm hiring the best-qualified candidates that put in an application that want to work for our great organization." ... LOL. This is a lie."

Her goal is to increase women to 30%, and women are not as physically strong, probably not mentally either, for those type situations (where testosterone is helpful).

How many of the snipers were women? I'm guessing zero?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 12:24 PM (Cus5s)

Hard to get up on roofs in high-heels...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:26 PM (ynpvh)

118 These are the people who scream about Trump being a liar.

If you dig into those claims it is hilarious.

For example they claim Trump is lying about the number of illegals. You see his number disagrees with the government's numbers. So its a lie. Even though the government says they can't find or keep track of all the illegals.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 12:26 PM (oZhjI)

119 90 Here's the thing: all of the decisions made were conscious, intentional ones. It's not like Crooks was a ninja who eluded detection until the last moment. And there's really no reasonable explanation for the conscious, intentional decisions made. That's why I favor the conspiracy explanation. Because being this big a bunch of fuck ups top to bottom really would be so extraordinary that purposely trying to wax him seems more reasonable as an explanation. At some point, even a bunch of incompetents manage to get something right purely by accident. As a statistical matter; just dumb luck. But it's errors all the way down, at every step of the way, and all of them were to Trump's detriment. How often do honest mistakes all run one way?
Posted by: Happenstance, Coincidence, and Enemy Action at July 22, 2024 12:23 PM (K+3RJ)

Exactly - the patsies aka the body team, did actually manage to eventually dive on top and not get him shot/get him out of there.

Even JV can do their job mostly if they are trying...the team on the ground - snipers, crowd, and in charge agent - did not. And you can't explain it. Thus, it must be purposeful for all of them...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 12:26 PM (exHjb)

120 She took responsibility. What else do you want?

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 12:26 PM (vFG9F)

121 Cheatle has no shame. There are some problems with an honor/shame culture but this is the opposite and is ridiculous. I’ve overseen the biggest screwup in 43 years, I take full responsibility and…. I’m staying. Lordy

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 12:27 PM (+v6WB)

122 My Ace of Spades cruise ship idea is looking less and less silly by the hour.
Posted by: Piper


Piper Your Cruise Director!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 12:27 PM (v6JzV)

123 Morning.

Yeah, it's a coverup.

Covering up their own incompetence.

Fuck Cheatle.

Fuck Biden.

Fuck Harris.

Fuck the left.

*Spit*

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 12:27 PM (GMaP8)

124 First Lady is in surgery as we speak.
Posted by: Sponge

On my knees, good sir. And glad we can be a distraction. Looking forward to your post letting us know she is out and doing great.
Posted by: Piper


Prayers Sponge.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 12:27 PM (6pLRH)

125 A true "palace coup" in this admin would be Sam Brinton pulling the dildo from Obama's butt and slapping Big Mike with it.

Posted by: Son of Dad at July 22, 2024 12:27 PM (8JB5s)

126 At what point does the number of coincidences preclude something from being coincidental?

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 12:27 PM (i0F8b)

127 Funny timeline. Cheatle agrees to testify, and shortly thereafter the retard drops out. leaving her holding the bag.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 22, 2024 12:27 PM (lTGtQ)

128 sponge
----

May the good Lord guide their hand and provide comfort to you both.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 12:27 PM (qrUD3)

129 Congress should dock her pay until she resigns.

Posted by: AR15 With 'Clips' Bad at July 22, 2024 12:27 PM (/U5Yz)

130 Sponge, you need to clarify who you are referring to.
Hope it goes well and she recovers in record time.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 22, 2024 12:25 PM (t/2Uw)



I've been referring to my wife as the First Lady since Doof gave her the moniker at the last TxMoMe, so my apologies for not clarifying.

She is under the knife right now having the lumpectomy and having the port installed for the impending chemo treatments.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 12:27 PM (E78bp)

131 120 She took responsibility. What else do you want?
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 12:26 PM (vFG9F)

Took it and strangled it.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2024 12:27 PM (64Zez)

132 First of all: Even though the Secret Service had been alerted to a suspicious person, with a rifle, on the roof of a custom-built sniper's platform, they never bothered telling Trump about it.


Is this a sentence anyone would ever think they would read?
Suspicious person
With a rifle
On a roof
They never bothered...

Gawd. Absolutely insane.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 12:28 PM (W/lyH)

133 @101

>>That's why I favor the conspiracy explanation.

Technically, since there is no official government conclusion, no alternative theory can be a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 12:28 PM (I4wQC)

134 >>> 78 Jill's event was indoors and relatively small, last minute event while Trump was outside and ginormous.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 22, 2024 12:22 PM (t/2Uw)

Go read the Naomi Wolf article in the sidebar.

Seriously, all y'all should read it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 12:28 PM (VavZF)

135 So...Jill Biden goes in for surgery on Wed...Joe Biden tests positive for COVID on Wed. So...he went with her to the hospital while he had COVID symptoms?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 12:28 PM (oZhjI)

136 Your upper thighs and balls will be well-protected.
Posted by: USSS "


"Finally! some protection for the important parts!"

Posted by: Men Everywhere, probably at July 22, 2024 12:28 PM (hB7mE)

137 It's not like Crooks was a ninja who eluded detection until the last moment. And there's really no reasonable explanation for the conscious, intentional decisions made.

Look, kid, just get on the roof and pull the trigger. Aim anywhere, it won't matter. We'll take care of everything else and we guarantee you won't go to jail.

Posted by: The CIA at July 22, 2024 12:28 PM (ueHpO)

138 Piper Your Cruise Director!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 12:27 PM (v6JzV)


But I don't want kale smoothies!

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 12:28 PM (OguvZ)

139 How many of the snipers were women? I'm guessing zero?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 12:24 PM (Cus5s)

Hard to get up on roofs in high-heels...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:26 PM (ynpvh)

If you had a woman there, she might have taken the shot before the assassin did - even a miss would have kept Trump from getting shot...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 12:28 PM (exHjb)

140 I'm rarely shocked by anything the federal government does any more, but this Cheatle bitch is INFURIATING.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 22, 2024 12:28 PM (woPEM)

141 Thomas Matthew spelled his last name P-a-t-s-y

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 12:28 PM (+v6WB)

142 Sponge, I sent a quick prayer for the surgeon and your wife. (I wasn't using my nom de cyber when I sent them, so they might have gotten through.)

Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 12:28 PM (VSht7)

143 114 Shit's coming at us faster and faster

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at July 22, 2024 12:25 PM (6hhmx)

Ludicrous Speed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:28 PM (ynpvh)

144 Prayers for you and the missus, Sponge.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 22, 2024 12:28 PM (iRX3h)

145 How many of the snipers were women? I'm guessing zero?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 12:24 PM (Cus5s

Which is weird coz women can actually be trained to be excellent snipers
Maybe have to be trained in Russia...

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 12:28 PM (EGSGm)

146 Honest question:

Knowing what has been tried over the last seven plus years, and taking in their latest efforts to take out Trump for good....Do you really think Secretary(s) of State in battleground states who are leftist partisans won't just certify a bogus number of votes in the election regardless of the actually totals in that state showing Trump winning handily? I'm talking about states like Michigan, Pennsylvania, Arizona. Arizona, in fact, has sent out letters to voting precinct captains telling them that counting votes their locally is illegal.

Posted by: Orson at July 22, 2024 12:29 PM (dIske)

147 More agents for all ten people who come to Doctor Jill's appearance? Holy shit.

This is why public employee unions are bad. No one ever gets fired for anything. I have worked in the film industry, and yes we have unions, but you can be fired at any moment your boss cares, and I have seen it happen. So everybody does their job. Not so with PEU. The union must go.

Posted by: PJU at July 22, 2024 12:29 PM (G1dq6)

148 My Ace of Spades cruise ship idea is looking less and less silly by the hour.
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:17 PM (/sySz)

With a well stocked bar, I hope.

In fact, how about we just forget the cruise ship and load up on booze?

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 12:29 PM (GMaP8)

149 140 I'm rarely shocked by anything the federal government does any more, but this Cheatle bitch is INFURIATING.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 22, 2024 12:28 PM (woPEM)

I''m trying to make the best case for her when she talks but it's really hard to do.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2024 12:29 PM (64Zez)

150 125 A true "palace coup" in this admin would be Sam Brinton pulling the dildo from Obama's butt and slapping Big Mike with it.

Posted by: Son of Dad at July 22, 2024 12:27 PM (8JB5s)

Who's dress would he be wearing?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:29 PM (ynpvh)

151 126 At what point does the number of coincidences preclude something from being coincidental?

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 12:27 PM (i0F8b)

Statistics question, and that's math.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

152 >>> 90
==
But it's errors all the way down, at every step of the way, and all of them were to Trump's detriment. How often do honest mistakes all run one way?
Posted by: Happenstance, Coincidence, and Enemy Action at July 22, 2024 12:23 PM (K+3RJ)

Is this about us?

Posted by: non-existent election fraud at July 22, 2024 12:30 PM (VavZF)

153 But I don't want kale smoothies!
Posted by: spindrift


They will be vodka-kale smoothies, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 12:30 PM (v6JzV)

154 Hell, at this point, I wouldn't even fly on a CIA airline.

I wouldn't even smoke CIA crack.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2024 12:30 PM (YIxO9)

155 Thomas Matthew spelled his last name P-a-t-s-y

I'd go with "known wolf".

You have people that are...unstable. If they get pushed in the right direction they will engage in violence.

So...you push them. But no...no...it wasn't the Junta. And the "Armand" telling Crooks SOMEONE HAS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT DAMN TRUMP THAT IS COMING TO YOUR AREA? Well he's just monitoring that known wolf...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 12:30 PM (oZhjI)

156
Traditional Democrat standards of lying have sure taken a tumble during Joey's time.

Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2024 12:30 PM (j4U/Z)

157 At what point does the number of coincidences preclude something from being coincidental?
Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 12:27 PM (i0F8b)

Remember during the 2020 steal some mathers did some math and the statistical anomalies were like 80 gazillion to one probability

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 12:30 PM (+v6WB)

158 Saw a video with a guy that took a pistol training course with Crooks just weeks ago. He said the scumbag kid was an expert. Removed to bullseye with a 9mm with only a couple of flyers. He said the douche was strange while talking with him.

Posted by: AR15 With 'Clips' Bad at July 22, 2024 12:30 PM (/U5Yz)

159 For example they claim Trump is lying about the number of illegals. You see his number disagrees with the government's numbers. So its a lie. Even though the government says they can't find or keep track of all the illegals.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 12:26 PM (oZhjI)
++++
And other stuff that's even more meaningless. Like his "lie" about the wall.
"Trump said it was going to be a big, beautiful concrete wall - but it's actually made of steel. Trump lied about the wall!" Absurd.

What Trump does is what is (or at least used to be) called "puffery." Puffery is when companies advertise products with lots of superlatives, but not anything provable. It's basically "big talk" and it's not considered false advertising (not a lie). Huge distinction, actually.

"Use 'Magic Brush' twice a day and your mouth will love you for it!" == puffery.
"Every dentist in New York recommends 'Magic Brush' to their patients" == lie.

See the difference?

Trump is bombastic and exaggerates a lot. Cheadle and the rest of them lie.

That whole "seriously or literally" thing. They take Trump literally but not seriously, instead of the other way around.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 12:30 PM (HnUIn)

160 They didn't plan this out with Killer Beavis.

They just let it happen.

They pulled a Serpico on Trump.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2024 12:30 PM (0FoWg)

161 Go read the Naomi Wolf article in the sidebar. Seriously, all y'all should read it.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 12:28 PM
---
I agree.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 22, 2024 12:30 PM (woPEM)

162 Great, we have developed our very own Praetorian Guard. These idiots will determine which POTUS lives, which will lose their spouse etc…

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 12:31 PM (aVudl)

163 ...after the SS found his rangefinder is enough proof.
-------
But it was for golfing!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 12:31 PM (wse2C)

164 Is there anything surprising about this testifying turd?

A single thing that doesn't comport with everything one would assume about her by knowing only her position and employer?

Anyone? Bueller?

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 12:31 PM (qrUD3)

165 My Ace of Spades cruise ship idea is looking less and less silly by the hour.
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:17 PM (/sySz)

=====

I said a couple of years ago that we should buy a retired Coast Guard ship and be pirates. We could find some nice tropical island to conquer. In a nice way, of course.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 12:31 PM (DRSnL)

166 Here's the thing: all of the decisions made were conscious, intentional ones. It's not like Crooks was a ninja who eluded detection until the last moment. And there's really no reasonable explanation for the conscious, intentional decisions made. That's why I favor the conspiracy explanation. Because being this big a bunch of fuck ups top to bottom really would be so extraordinary that purposely trying to wax him seems more reasonable as an explanation. At some point, even a bunch of incompetents manage to get something right purely by accident. As a statistical matter; just dumb luck. But it's errors all the way down, at every step of the way, and all of them were to Trump's detriment. How often do honest mistakes all run one way?
Posted by: Happenstance, Coincidence, and Enemy Action



It would only take four "in the conspiracy".

Dr Jill, Kim Pepsico, Agent in Charge on the ground to continually tell everyone to stand down and ignore Crooks & FBI/CIA handler for Crooks.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 12:31 PM (6pLRH)

167 Apologies for creating confusion, but thank you all for your prayers.

To clarify, Jill Biden is NOT having surgery at the moment. My wife, The FIRST!!!!! Lady is having surgery.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 12:31 PM (E78bp)

168 138 Piper Your Cruise Director!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 12:27 PM (v6JzV)

But I don't want kale smoothies!

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 12:28 PM (OguvZ)

Maybe some Okra smoothies?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:31 PM (ynpvh)

169 Maxwell Alejandro Frost (born January 17, 1997)[1] is an American politician and activist serving as the U.S. representative for Florida's 10th congressional district since 2023.

This guy is incredulous at Cheatle's vacillating.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2024 12:31 PM (64Zez)

170 Cheatle's stonewalling her way into criminal liability.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 22, 2024 12:31 PM (pXeye)

171 A true "palace coup" in this admin would be Sam Brinton pulling the dildo from Obama's butt and slapping Big Mike with it.

Posted by: Son of Dad at July 22, 2024 12:27 PM (8JB5s)

Eff that bitch Brinton! That's my job!

Posted by: Reggie Love, The Dildo Slapper! at July 22, 2024 12:31 PM (K861k)

172
Remember during the 2020 steal some mathers did some math and the statistical anomalies were like 80 gazillion to one probability


I remember three tranches of mail in ballots in a row in GA that all came in 1129-19 for Biden.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 12:31 PM (oZhjI)

173 Fox "News" Radio says Trump was left with a wounded ear.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 12:31 PM (vFG9F)

174 145 How many of the snipers were women? I'm guessing zero?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 12:24 PM (Cus5s

Which is weird coz women can actually be trained to be excellent snipers
Maybe have to be trained in Russia...
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 12:28 PM (EGSGm)

Nah, US works...military shooting ribbon is for both sexes. and many women earn it (of course, the AF lets it be on a 9mm)...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 12:31 PM (exHjb)

175 Piper Your Cruise Director!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

That's my strategy. When you have a troublemaker on board making everyone exercise-give her a whistle!

Posted by: Captain Cruelty at July 22, 2024 12:32 PM (V5BDR)

176 Crooks struck me as being on the so-called "autistic spectrum." Can we bring back bullying these types because wherever they go in nice society they fuck things up.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2024 12:32 PM (YIxO9)

177 If this isn't true in Corporate America (and it usually isn't, at least not in the megacorps), then it sure as shit ain't true in the US government.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 12:16 PM (HnUIn)

---------------

Thank Goodness the US Feral Government is ultimately accountable to its citizens!

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 12:32 PM (lyFpk)

178 141 Thomas Matthew spelled his last name P-a-t-s-y

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 12:28 PM (+v6WB)

last name InCline?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

179 But gurlllll power. Cheatle proudly stated that her big goal for the SS is to make it 1/3 female.

So there's post-The View employment for Ana Navarro.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2024 12:32 PM (IcuR4)

180
When do you take a real vacation?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 12:18 PM (dTTBf)



Teh Ewok is waiting for garrett to book a flight to Fire Island. ;-P

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2024 12:32 PM (y9nCu)

181 Did I mention that Fox is garbage? It's garbage.

Posted by: Guy who always says "It's garbage" at July 22, 2024 12:32 PM (vFG9F)

182 The hot new rumor is that Joe is actually dead, which is why the announcement went out on Twitter instead of in a video. I hope someone asks Latrine Jean-Pissoir about that today.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2024 12:32 PM (2ocoG)

183 First Lady is in surgery as we speak.
Posted by: Sponge

Prayers for the Mrs, you, and the whole healthcare team.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 12:32 PM (7Q/Oi)

184 170 Cheatle's stonewalling her way into criminal liability.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 22, 2024 12:31 PM (pXeye)

Hope so!

Posted by: m at July 22, 2024 12:32 PM (64Zez)

185 First Lady is in surgery as we speak.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 12:20 PM


Prayers up, brother. Keep us posted.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2024 12:33 PM (ZANHd)

186 > "Look, kid, just get on the roof and pull the trigger. Aim anywhere, it won't matter. We'll take care of everything else and we guarantee you won't go to jail."

They took care of last detail alright.

A dead shooter doesn't talk, or implicate anyone else.

Posted by: Just reporting at July 22, 2024 12:33 PM (scll+)

187 moar purge

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 22, 2024 12:33 PM (xcxpd)

188 145 How many of the snipers were women? I'm guessing zero?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 12:24 PM (Cus5s

Which is weird coz women can actually be trained to be excellent snipers
Maybe have to be trained in Russia...

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 12:28 PM (EGSGm)

Lyudmila Pavlichenko

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

189 They just let it happen.

They pulled a Serpico on Trump.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2024 12:30 PM (0FoWg)

When your only job is security, there is no daylight between let and made

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 12:33 PM (qrUD3)

190 {{{Sponge}}}

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 22, 2024 12:33 PM (t/2Uw)

191 I've been referring to my wife as the First Lady since Doof gave her the moniker at the last TxMoMe, so my apologies for not clarifying.

She is under the knife right now having the lumpectomy and having the port installed for the impending chemo treatments.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 12:27 PM (E78bp)


*looks up at bus transmission*

I referred to her as the FIRST!!! Lady. The all-caps and exclamation marks matter!!! (I kid, I kid!)

Continued prayers, brother.

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 12:33 PM (RhGG0)

192 For example they claim Trump is lying about the number of illegals. You see his number disagrees with the government's numbers. So its a lie. Even though the government says they can't find or keep track of all the illegals.
Posted by: 18-1


It's been 12 million since 1975.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 12:33 PM (6pLRH)

193 4 times more SS for Dr. Jill in a small inside venue than an ex-President / nominee for President in an outside venue with tens of thousands of people with constant death threats against him ?The only people who want to kill Dr. Jill are people with fashion sense..

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 12:33 PM (IyPmt)

194 "I'm hiring the best-qualified candidates that put in an application that want to work for our great organization."

it's not her fault that hetero white guys no there's no point in putting in an application

Posted by: anachronda at July 22, 2024 12:33 PM (oY6Yp)

195 120 She took responsibility. What else do you want?
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 12:26 PM (vFG9F)

How, exactly, did she "take responsibility"? Is there any change of status whatsoever? Any funes or loss of pay? Any additional training to ensure such f♤€k ups aren't repeated? She spends a morning sitting in front of a group of Congressmen, and even then prevaricates.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 12:33 PM (VSht7)

196 57 First Lady is in surgery as we speak.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 12:20 PM (6GRih)

Your Queen!

Posted by: m at July 22, 2024 12:33 PM (64Zez)

197 146 Honest question:

Knowing what has been tried over the last seven plus years, and taking in their latest efforts to take out Trump for good....Do you really think Secretary(s) of State in battleground states who are leftist partisans won't just certify a bogus number of votes in the election regardless of the actually totals in that state showing Trump winning handily? I'm talking about states like Michigan, Pennsylvania, Arizona. Arizona, in fact, has sent out letters to voting precinct captains telling them that counting votes their locally is illegal.

Posted by: Orson at July 22, 2024 12:29 PM (dIske)

I put nothing past them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

198 Red Hot Chili Peppers - Johnny Kick a Hole in the Sky:
https://youtu.be/3MeoD7mmb2I

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 12:33 PM (HnUIn)

199 Fox "News" Radio says Trump was left with a wounded ear.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 12:31 PM (vFG9F)

----------------

The shot head 'round Trump's ear.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 12:34 PM (AkWcS)

200 148 My Ace of Spades cruise ship idea is looking less and less silly by the hour.
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:17 PM (/sySz)

With a well stocked bar, I hope.

In fact, how about we just forget the cruise ship and load up on booze?

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 12:29 PM (GMaP

The shooting range and skeet shooting options would be incredible, I'd expect.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:34 PM (ynpvh)

201 Someone should play the speech by the Operative from Serenity for Cheatle.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 22, 2024 12:34 PM (zr4Gd)

202 Mr. Fallon, from Texas, up now.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2024 12:34 PM (64Zez)

203 What exactly is post standing?

Posted by: PJU at July 22, 2024 12:34 PM (G1dq6)

204 153 But I don't want kale smoothies!
Posted by: spindrift


They will be vodka-kale smoothies, though.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 12

Listen, y’all. It’s going to be a well run floating country. We are going to have Gainz Hour daily. But we will also have a mid morning Art discussion, weekly book club, cooking lesson day, pet parades, drills on appropriate methods to protect our country from foreign invaders. Send your donations to Ace directly for ship purchase.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:34 PM (/sySz)

205 >>> 150 125 A true "palace coup" in this admin would be Sam Brinton pulling the dildo from Obama's butt and slapping Big Mike with it.

Posted by: Son of Dad at July 22, 2024 12:27 PM (8JB5s)

Who's dress would he be wearing?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:29 PM (ynpvh)

It had BETTER not be TJM and Insom's favorite red dress.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 12:34 PM (VavZF)

206 Fallon (R) "You're trying to tell us that a 20 year old outwitted the US Secret Service?"

Posted by: AR15 With 'Clips' Bad at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (/U5Yz)

207 Club Med Endor.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (wse2C)

208 I said a couple of years ago that we should buy a retired Coast Guard ship and be pirates. We could find some nice tropical island to conquer. In a nice way, of course.
Posted by: Jordan61


We could get Tricorn Hat Girl to join us. And Yudhishthira's Dice could be our leader.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (v6JzV)

209 154 Hell, at this point, I wouldn't even fly on a CIA airline.

I wouldn't even smoke CIA crack.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2024 12:30 PM (YIxO9)

Depends whose crack in the CIA. I'd smoke some.

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (ynpvh)

210 This bikini brunette with nice teeth isn't bothered by Cheadle's testilying, because she knows that's how these things always go:
http://tiny.cc/d959zz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (HnUIn)

211 Read Sen Johnson report 2 large backpacks are missing from the crime scene

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (b/Uzl)

212 They then activated their asset with knowledge of how to enter the facility, and gave specific guidance to all of the security members not to engage in any threat. Boy it just was not their lucky day!
Posted by: Crazy at July 22, 2024 12:23 PM (I40X7)

What we don't know and probably never will, and what would make a fascinating "Day of the Jackal" story, is how they cultivated their "asset." Who did it, how, over how long, the details, the cut-outs, etc.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (GFoyL)

213 The 27 "Mistakes" (or whatever the big number is) all fit with planned "Plausible Deniability", which is an important part of such a plan to assassinate. It all worked, except for the near miss on the first shot, and all the other misses were potentially deadly.

IF there was a direct connection, it would be some 4Chan type asset, or some other "bad guy", not some guy identifying himself as part of government, imo. That Roof guy that killed a bunch of blacks years back was inspired by some 4Chan (role playing?) white supremacist. This imo, is how they put the crazies into direct action mode.

And we don't know what medications he was on (which also could have been doubled, or messed with by "sources".)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (Cus5s)

214 191 I've been referring to my wife as the First Lady since Doof gave her the moniker at the last TxMoMe, so my apologies for not clarifying.

She is under the knife right now having the lumpectomy and having the port installed for the impending chemo treatments.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 12:27 PM (E78bp)


Prayers for her and for you. 🙏🙏

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (IcuR4)

215 Yar! #208

Posted by: Winston Smith at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (Q0zQv)

216 "Madam Director, with all due respect"

Not really with any respect at all!

Posted by: m at July 22, 2024 12:23 PM (64Zez)

How abouts "You Stupid Lying C**t, answer the F**king question!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:24 PM


I keep waiting for one of these people to be named Jane. I so want to hear someone like MTG say "Jane, you ignorant slut!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (ZANHd)

217 My Ace of Spades cruise ship idea is looking less and less silly by the hour.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:17 PM (/sySz)

Cruise ship, pirate ship, what's the difference?

Posted by: pookysgirl will get seasick either way at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (dtlDP)

218 She's so hateful.

Posted by: m at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (64Zez)

219 It had BETTER not be TJM and Insom's favorite red dress.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 12:34 PM (VavZF)
++++
Those two share clothes?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (HnUIn)

220 Prayers for casa de Sponge

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (+v6WB)

221 Sponge, prayers for Mrs S

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (EGSGm)

222 I referred to her as the FIRST!!! Lady.

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 12:33 PM (RhGG0)

=====

That was brilliant, by the way.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (DRSnL)

223 Joe Biden in

Bury My Shart at Wounded Ear

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (qrUD3)

224 "How, exactly, did she "take responsibility"? Is there any change of status whatsoever? Any funes or loss of pay? Any additional training to ensure such f♤€k ups aren't repeated? She spends a morning sitting in front of a group of Congressmen, and even then prevaricates.
Posted by: tankdemon"

I think it demonstrates that she has taken ownership and that changes will be made.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (vFG9F)

225 Director has not visited the sight. Has not spoken with the USSS that were on the scene. 9 days!

Posted by: AR15 With 'Clips' Bad at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (/U5Yz)

226 Crooks struck me as being on the so-called "autistic spectrum." Can we bring back bullying these types because wherever they go in nice society they fuck things up.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2024 12:32 PM (YIxO9)

I'm pretty sure most of them just wind up as rich tech bros who go on 4chan to blame everything on Jews and pork ugly autistic tech girls.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (Hbg9B)

227 Cheatle has not visited the site!

Posted by: m at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (64Zez)

228 Booze,some people here have never been to the TXMOME.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (5MvGY)

229 Jill's 10 minutes speech was a last minute scheduled

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (b/Uzl)

230 My Ace of Spades cruise ship idea is looking less and less silly by the hour.
Posted by: Piper

=====

I said a couple of years ago that we should buy a retired Coast Guard ship and be pirates. We could find some nice tropical island to conquer. In a nice way, of course.

Posted by: Jordan61

I like this idea.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (t/2Uw)

231 Didn't the initial cover story go out that the shooter was a Chinese national? Were they looking for a Gulf of Tonkin incident?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (YIxO9)

232 Can we bring back bullying these types because wherever they go in nice society they fuck things up.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie


Those types always get bullied already. More bullying isn't going to help.

So STFU and SITFD

Posted by: Men Everywhere, probably at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (hB7mE)

233 This bikini brunette with nice teeth isn't bothered by Cheadle's testilying, because she knows that's how these things always go:
http://tiny.cc/d959zz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (HnUIn)


Are you now in dental school? Or just recently developed a teeth fetish?

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (RhGG0)

234 163 ...after the SS found his rangefinder is enough proof.
-------
But it was for golfing!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 12:31 PM (wse2C)

Imagine someone showed up to Jill's Pittsburgh appointment that day with a 9-iron...what would the SS reaction had been?

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

235 Someone should play the speech by the Operative from Serenity for Cheatle

And make her fall on the sword as well

Posted by: Halfhand at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (Q5Ulg)

236 The US Secret Cervix Director is a clear & present threat & danger to our National Security.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (AkWcS)

237 Cruise ship, pirate ship, what's the difference?
Posted by: pookysgirl will get seasick either way

The amount ammo aboard, to repel boarders of course!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 12:37 PM (7Q/Oi)

238 Cheatle knows nothing will happen to her. Even if she resigns, it wont matter. She will be hooked up with a F500 job, and a fat pension.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 12:37 PM (aVudl)

239 Several years ago, some democrat strategist said publicly (paraphrased)

“Donald Trump and his kind must never be allowed to rise again” or something very close.

Eliminationist rhetoric. Demagoguery.

“Unburdened by what went before” sounds like a response, if you squint, to

“Do what thou wilt, shall be the whole of the law”

Pretty near demonic, or close enough. Something to keep in mind anyhow

Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2024 12:37 PM (u/QE9)

240 If anyone is anticipating Cheatle actually being accountable for this monumental F-up, you probably shouldn't hold your breath.

The left has no sense of duty or honor, except as it extends to being a loyal member of The Party.

An honorable person would have put their badge and credentials on their boss' desk ten minutes after this shit went down.

Nothing of the sort will happen.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 22, 2024 12:37 PM (oqH4h)

241 173 Fox "News" Radio says Trump was left with a wounded ear.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 12:31 PM (vFG9F)

Are we going to talk about Kumala's wounded knees?

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

242 210 This bikini brunette with nice teeth isn't bothered by Cheadle's testilying, because she knows that's how these things always go:
http://tiny.cc/d959zz
Posted by: Joe Mannix


My range finder says she's a 38C.

Posted by: AR15 With 'Clips' Bad at July 22, 2024 12:37 PM (/U5Yz)

243
You wanted a ship
You'd settle for a boat
You get a dinghy

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 12:37 PM (vFG9F)

244 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 12:27 PM

Prayers up, amigo.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 22, 2024 12:37 PM (mH6SG)

245 Ooh, touchy, why don't you go play some blackjack.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2024 12:37 PM (YIxO9)

246 Kamala already has ads up on Fartbook with her speaking and attacking Trump

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 12:37 PM (NtVYv)

247 Ian Miles Cheong
@stillgray

Kim Cheatle says that she hasn't visited the site in Butler, PA. Not even nine days since it happened. Incredible.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 12:37 PM (NpAcC)

248 Doctor President Mrs Homewrecker Jill Biden

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 22, 2024 12:38 PM (Rbu5d)

249 I referred to her as the FIRST!!! Lady.

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 12:33 PM (RhGG0)

=====

That was brilliant, by the way.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (DRSnL)


Thanks! I'm quite proud of that accidental occurrence!

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 12:38 PM (RhGG0)

250 182 The hot new rumor is that Joe is actually dead, which is why the announcement went out on Twitter instead of in a video. I hope someone asks Latrine Jean-Pissoir about that today.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2024 12:32 PM (2ocoG)

If he was dead, Kamala would have already stolen the crown. My theory is he had a stroke and this Cheatle woman needs to read to room and quit. Her protectors are being exited stage left.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:38 PM (/sySz)

251 They are moving quickly

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 12:38 PM (NtVYv)

252 This bikini brunette with nice teeth isn't bothered by Cheadle's testilying, because she knows that's how these things always go:
http://tiny.cc/d959zz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (HnUIn)

Are you now in dental school? Or just recently developed a teeth fetish?
Posted by: Doof


Gummers FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 12:38 PM (6pLRH)

253 182 The hot new rumor is that Joe is actually dead, which is why the announcement went out on Twitter instead of in a video. I hope someone asks Latrine Jean-Pissoir about that today.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2024 12:32 PM (2ocoG)

It would help the Democrats a lot more if he was dead than if he just drops from the race. First, it puts Kamala in the Oval Office, which pretty much nips any talk of running a replacement in the bud. It also engenders sympathy for the party as a whole, rather than the disdain of those who look at the sh!show as it is now.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 12:38 PM (VSht7)

254 So what is the purpose of Dems giving hard questioning to Cheatle?. Are they trying to sound bipartisan, they actually have some sense about "something" or they just don't want anything like this to happen to a D president?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 12:38 PM (dTTBf)

255 181 Did I mention that Fox is garbage? It's garbage.

Posted by: Guy who always says "It's garbage" at July 22, 2024 12:32 PM (vFG9F)

Is it in a dumpster on fire yet?

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 12:38 PM (ynpvh)

256
Hey, Sam Brinton bargained his way to freedom!

And right now looks to be a more dignified creature than the director of the Secret Service.

Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2024 12:38 PM (j4U/Z)

257 Kim Cheatle says that she hasn't visited the site in Butler, PA. Not even nine days since it happened. Incredible.


To be fair, bitch ain't Sherlock Holmes

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 12:38 PM (HJ9BW)

258 In a nice way, of course.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 12:31 PM (DRSnL)

"We're here to take over your island."

"RAWRRRR!"

"We brought booze and bacon."

"YAAYYYYY!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 12:38 PM (VoAdT)

259 What we don't know and probably never will, and what would make a fascinating "Day of the Jackal" story, is how they cultivated their "asset." Who did it, how, over how long, the details, the cut-outs, etc.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (GFoyL)

Discord. Of course that evidence has been destroyed I believe. Plus the cutout is long gone, and back to work at one of the fusion centers.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 22, 2024 12:39 PM (K861k)

260 >>> 219 It had BETTER not be TJM and Insom's favorite red dress.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 12:34 PM (VavZF)
++++
Those two share clothes?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (HnUIn)

No, that hussy TJM arrived at a party wearing the same dress as Insom, who was there first.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 12:39 PM (VavZF)

261 246 Kamala already has ads up on Fartbook with her speaking and attacking Trump
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 12:37 PM (NtVY

I imagine they edited out the cackling

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 12:39 PM (IyPmt)

262 http://tiny.cc/d959zz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (HnUIn)

Nice tits, but she needs to wax her upper lip.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 12:39 PM (61X8n)

263 So what is the purpose of Dems giving hard questioning to Cheatle?. Are they trying to sound bipartisan, they actually have some sense about "something" or they just don't want anything like this to happen to a D president?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 12:38 PM (dTTBf)
++++
Failure Theater is not the GOP's exclusive domain.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 12:39 PM (HnUIn)

264 Cruise ship, pirate ship, what's the difference?
Posted by: pookysgirl will get seasick either way at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM


Guns. Lots of guns.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2024 12:39 PM (ZANHd)

265 I have a feeling Joe is bed ridden and half his face is paralyzed. Something like that. But he is likely alive.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 12:39 PM (aVudl)

266 Cheatle knows nothing will happen to her. Even if she resigns, it wont matter. She will be hooked up with a F500 job, and a fat pension.
Posted by: Nick

Demote her to the cage where ammo is handed out to SS agents. The same reassignment should modify her salary to match.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 12:39 PM (7Q/Oi)

267 He turned his head.

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 12:39 PM (i0F8b)

268 >>> 224 "How, exactly, did she "take responsibility"? Is there any change of status whatsoever? Any funes or loss of pay? Any additional training to ensure such f♤€k ups aren't repeated? She spends a morning sitting in front of a group of Congressmen, and even then prevaricates.
Posted by: tankdemon"

I think it demonstrates that she has taken ownership and that changes will be made.
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (vFG9F)

BINGO!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 22, 2024 12:40 PM (VavZF)

269 Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 26m
Cheatle says USSS already preparing an updated security plan for Kamala Harris.

20m
Rep. Mace gets Cheatle to admit July 13 was a "colossal failure." Cheatle admits July 13 was preventable.

Mace says it is "bullshit" that Cheatle has no idea how her opening statement got to Punchbowl News, Politico before Committee received it.

"You're full of shit today," Mace says to Cheatle over objections from some committee members.

Cheatle says she has to get back to Mace about whether all records and recordings in USSS possession have been produced to committee per request.

Daily Caller @DailyCaller 30m
BIGGS: "Was Mr. Crooks acting alone?

CHEATLE: "I would have to refer you to the FBI's investigation."

Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 1m
When Wray testifies on Wednesday before House Judiciary, House Republicans must go a step further.

"Was Crooks in communication with any asset of the FBI--undercover employee, agent, or confidential human source--before or on July 13?"

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 12:40 PM (wse2C)

270 There was that guy in Atlas Shrugged that went around in his ships generally fking everything up. Is it going to be like that?

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 12:40 PM (vFG9F)

271 The head of the Secret Service resigned after Reagan was shot...

Kimberly Cheatle didn't know that.

She's incompetent and uninformed.

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That there is the look of one entitled resting bitch face.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 12:40 PM (6PK7i)

272 32 My Ace of Spades cruise ship idea is looking less and less silly by the hour.
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:17 PM (/sySz)


The luxury of Silversea, the party atmosphere of Carnival and a gun range for the kids.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 22, 2024 12:40 PM (OPGS/)

273 Doesn't make sense anything new is particularly wrong with Biden.

They timed this for after the RNC, plain and simple.

How many speeches specifically mentioned Biden?

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 12:40 PM (qrUD3)

274 Secret Service won't miss next time,

Posted by: Matthew at July 22, 2024 12:40 PM (12E2T)

275 Trump requesting additional secret service protection seems like it's very easy to prove. His team would have reams of documentation to support that claim, as well as the documented replies from the SS saying, "NO."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 12:40 PM (7fElN)

276 Huh.
Just learned that a subsidiary of Blackrock shorted DJT stock just before the assassination and then canceled it afterwards claiming it was a mistake.
Weird.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 12:41 PM (W/lyH)

277 I think it demonstrates that she has taken ownership and that changes will be made.
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (vFG9F)

Did she announce any changes?

Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 12:41 PM (VSht7)

278 217 My Ace of Spades cruise ship idea is looking less and less silly by the hour.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:17 PM (/sySz)

Cruise ship, pirate ship, what's the difference?

Posted by: pookysgirl will get seasick either way at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (dtlDP)

the flag

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

279 "We're here to take over your island."

Um, how come none of you are wearing pants?

Posted by: Halfhand at July 22, 2024 12:41 PM (Q5Ulg)

280 Booze,some people here have never been to the TXMOME.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM


I know, right? Scandalous!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2024 12:41 PM (ZANHd)

281 Booze,some people here have never been to the TXMOME.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (5MvGY)


One can not truly fathom the quantities of liquor and beer without seeing it in person.

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 12:41 PM (RhGG0)

282 246 Kamala already has ads up on Fartbook with her speaking and attacking Trump
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 12:37 PM (NtVYv)

It's all they know how to and all you're going to see from now to November.

Trump should get Tulsi on his team to harass Harris. She's good at it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 22, 2024 12:41 PM (GFoyL)

283 My favorite part of Joe's resignation as the nominee is that he released a first statement and then had to release a second to mention Kamala.

Just tremendous all around.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 12:41 PM (KbCG3)

284 Director Cheatle won't say how many spent shell casings were on AGR roof
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Well, ONE is too many....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 12:42 PM (7fElN)

285 230 I said a couple of years ago that we should buy a retired Coast Guard ship and be pirates. We could find some nice tropical island to conquer. In a nice way, of course.

Posted by: Jordan61

I like this idea.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 22

I didn't know or would gladly have credited you, but clearly this is a super plan. We can crowd source until the election and see what we need to do then. 🤣😂🤣

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:42 PM (/sySz)

286 In a nice way, of course.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 12:31 PM (DRSnL)

"We're here to take over your island."

"RAWRRRR!"

"We brought booze and bacon."

"YAAYYYYY!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 12:38 PM


Arrrrrr!!! Deploy the Bacon Wench!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2024 12:42 PM (ZANHd)

287 Good news guys, Republicans are both pouncing and seizing

https://instapundit.com/662212/

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 12:42 PM (HJ9BW)

288 Susan Crabtree @susancrabtree 39m
‼️AOC is actually doing a much better job than many Republicans in grilling Cheatle about the security lapses surrounding Trump's assassination attempt.

She says she is esp. sensitive to security threats because she faces a lot of them, including at least one that she has not publicly disclosed.

AOC pressed Cheatle on the decision to leave the building where the shooter perched out of the official event security perimeter.

Cheatle's mealy-mouth response: "There was an overwash that was created to help mitigate some of those buildings."

But why no follow-up question on exactly what an "overwash" is?

Cheatle doesn't disclose that an "overwash" means they were depending on local law enforcement to cover that building -- an egregious failure. They also didn't put up any banner or other obstruction to prevent a line of sight from that building to the president.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 12:42 PM (wse2C)

289 242 210 This bikini brunette with nice teeth isn't bothered by Cheadle's testilying, because she knows that's how these things always go:
http://tiny.cc/d959zz
Posted by: Joe Mannix

My range finder says she's a 38C.

Posted by: AR15 With 'Clips' Bad at July 22, 2024 12:37 PM (/U5Yz)

I did not "C" that coming.

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 12:42 PM (ynpvh)

290 Doesn't make sense anything new is particularly wrong with Biden.

Speaking from recent personal experience, a lot of versions of dementia very much follow the "slowly, then all at once" formula at the very end.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2024 12:42 PM (2ocoG)

291 Don't they call Trump "Cheeto"?

Maybe that's why they brought her in.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 12:42 PM (qrUD3)

292 There was that guy in Atlas Shrugged that went around in his ships generally fking everything up. Is it going to be like that?

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 12:40 PM (vFG9F)

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Ragnar Danneskjöld, Pirate-at-Large!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 12:43 PM (6PK7i)

293 284 Director Cheatle won't say how many spent shell casings were on AGR roof


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Or in the 2nd story room where the SS snipers were performing overwatch for the shooter.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises to not say I told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 12:43 PM (KXlJ6)

294 Can we name the ship "Danneskjöld"?

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 12:43 PM (vFG9F)

295 32..My Ace of Spades cruise ship idea is looking less and less silly by the hour.
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:17 PM (/sySz)

Needs to be nuclear-powered and have space for animals and gardens, so it never needs to put in to port.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 22, 2024 12:43 PM (Rbu5d)

296 InCline…. Good one, Jim (in Kalifornia)…. Kinda works with the sloped roof theme also

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 12:43 PM (+v6WB)

297 I didn't know or would gladly have credited you, but clearly this is a super plan. We can crowd source until the election and see what we need to do then. 🤣😂🤣
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:42 PM (/sySz)


Just like when we crowdsourced ace's wedding plans!

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 12:43 PM (IFNME)

298 Sponge, good luck and God bless to your wife and you.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 12:43 PM (qejsy)

299 Overwatch, Andy?

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 12:43 PM (qrUD3)

300 There was that guy in Atlas Shrugged that went around in his ships generally fking everything up. Is it going to be like that?
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 12:40 PM (vFG9F)

AoS, the home of objectivist pirates?

Fuck. Yes.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 12:43 PM (61X8n)

301 Nothing is adding up other than conspiracy.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 12:44 PM (xt5tS)

302 The "they let it happen" are considered the reasonable ones.

OK then.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 22, 2024 12:44 PM (Z8Yh2)

303 Don't they call Trump "Cheeto"?

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Only because "Chimpy" was taken ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 12:44 PM (6PK7i)

304 "Would you be willing to take a 3% pay cut in order to take responsibility for the greatest Secret Service failure in decades?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

305 Cheatle is not falling into the "assault weapons" trap. I give her credit for that.

Posted by: AR15 With 'Clips' Bad at July 22, 2024 12:44 PM (/U5Yz)

306 239 Several years ago, some democrat strategist said publicly (paraphrased)

“Donald Trump and his kind must never be allowed to rise again” or something very close.

Eliminationist rhetoric. Demagoguery.

“Unburdened by what went before” sounds like a response, if you squint, to

“Do what thou wilt, shall be the whole of the law”

Pretty near demonic, or close enough. Something to keep in mind anyhow
Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2024 12:37 PM (u/QE9)

I get unburdened by what went before at least once a day.

Posted by: High Fiber Diet at July 22, 2024 12:44 PM (K+3RJ)

307 35...I don't think you're allowed to talk to girlbosses that way.
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 12:17 PM (OguvZ)

I dunno, but sounds like the rules may be changiing.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 22, 2024 12:44 PM (Rbu5d)

308 Did anyone in the Biden administration discuss with you, specifics or in general, how the USSS should do its job regarding protecting the Republican presidential candidate?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 22, 2024 12:44 PM (zYfBi)

309 Nothing is adding up other than conspiracy.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 12:44 PM (xt5tS)


If one were writing a fictional story about a conspiracy, would any details need to be changed?

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 12:44 PM (RhGG0)

310 This bikini brunette with nice teeth isn't bothered by Cheadle's testilying, because she knows that's how these things always go:
http://tiny.cc/d959zz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 12:35 PM (HnUIn)


I didn't notice any teeth, but that doesn't mean they weren't there...

Looked kinda blonde to me though. Maybe I should go back and check. A few times to be sure...

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 22, 2024 12:44 PM (hOOi9)

311 Within one week it appears the Junta tried to assassinate Trump and removed Biden from the ballot.

We are a third world country
Posted by: 18-1

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I bet that if there were any historians nearby they'd confirm that - along with jailing political opposition and raiding the treasury immediately after seizing power - these are very predicable stages of a coup.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises to not say I told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 12:45 PM (KXlJ6)

312
Contradictory lies are being sprouted by so many Democrats on so many fronts that their handmaidens in the press can't keep up.

Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2024 12:45 PM (j4U/Z)

313 307 35...I don't think you're allowed to talk to girlbosses that way.
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 12:17 PM (OguvZ)

=======

White knight for the girlbosses because they can't take care of themselves!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

314 270 There was that guy in Atlas Shrugged that went around in his ships generally fking everything up. Is it going to be like that?

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 12:40 PM (vFG9F)

Ragnar somethingortheother.

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 12:45 PM (ynpvh)

315 Let Tulsi remain independent of either Trump or the Democrats as she attacks Kamala. The independence makes her attacks more credible.

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 12:45 PM (i0F8b)

316 299 Overwatch, Andy?
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I don't know but I suspect 'overwash' is a real spook term as 'overwatch' doesn't mean leaving something to another department or military unit.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 12:45 PM (wse2C)

317 The "they let it happen" are considered the reasonable ones.

OK then.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen

--

It really is the best-case scenario.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises to not say I told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 12:45 PM (KXlJ6)

318 281 Booze,some people here have never been to the TXMOME.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (5MvGY)

One can not truly fathom the quantities of liquor and beer without seeing it in person.
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 12:41 PM (RhGG0)


And that's just Doof!

You should see the rest of the MoMe

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 12:46 PM (IFNME)

319 281 Booze,some people here have never been to the TXMOME.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (5MvGY)

One can not truly fathom the quantities of liquor and beer without seeing it in person.

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 12:41 PM (RhGG0)

You make it sound like Washington's going-away party...

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 12:46 PM (ynpvh)

320 There was that guy in Atlas Shrugged that went around in his ships generally fking everything up. Is it going to be like that?
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 12:40 PM (vFG9F)

AoS, the home of objectivist pirates?

Fuck. Yes.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 12:43 PM (61X8n)

----------------

"Irish Democracy" before it was cool ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 12:46 PM (9UaSi)

321 Growing chatter, admittedly from some fringey figures like Loomer and Kirk (though Sean Davis is asking as well) about whether Biden is dying or already deceased.

Posted by: sage of scranton at July 22, 2024 12:46 PM (YG7ho)

322 My Ace of Spades cruise ship idea is looking less and less silly by the hour.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:17 PM (/sySz)

An all-soviets MoMe wouldn't be a bad idea. St. Louis maybe?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 12:47 PM (Dm8we)

323 Nah, US works...military shooting ribbon is for both sexes. and many women earn it (of course, the AF lets it be on a 9mm)...
Posted by: Nova Local
___

In the Army, it's a qualification badge, not a ribbon.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 22, 2024 12:47 PM (BEX/9)

324 It's amazing they allowed her to walk into this hearing so unprepared. How did they think this would turn out well?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 12:47 PM (LkLld)

325 I'm sure it's already been covered, but just in case, is this SS CF the REAL reason why Biden finally resigned?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 12:47 PM (xCA6C)

326 321 Growing chatter, admittedly from some fringey figures like Loomer and Kirk (though Sean Davis is asking as well) about whether Biden is dying or already deceased.

Posted by: sage of scranton at July 22, 2024 12:46 PM (YG7ho)

======

Loomer is a kook, but the regime isn't exactly countering her with anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 12:47 PM (GBKbO)

327 .I don't think you're allowed to talk to girlbosses that way.

-

The pay and jobs of men, the responsibility and accountability of children.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises to not say I told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 12:47 PM (KXlJ6)

328 There were 4x as many SS agents guarding Jill as Trump because they were worried about pigeons attacking Jill's dress

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 12:47 PM (qejsy)

329 Don't they call Trump "Cheeto"?



That's why I call her Kim PepsiCo.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 12:47 PM (6pLRH)

330 324 It's amazing they allowed her to walk into this hearing so unprepared. How did they think this would turn out well?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 12:47 PM (LkLld)

======

By taking examples from Lois Lerner, Hillary Clinton, and others knowing that it ultimately won't matter to her professionally or personally.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 12:47 PM (GBKbO)

331 If Cheatle had even a shred of honor, she'd suck-start her own Glock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 12:47 PM (phXJ2)

332 I didn't know or would gladly have credited you, but clearly this is a super plan. We can crowd source until the election and see what we need to do then. 🤣😂🤣
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:42 PM (/sySz)

=====

A couple of years ago my husband's old ship was decommissioned and up for sale. It was only like $100K. That's what gave me the idea.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 12:47 PM (DRSnL)

333 US Secret Service informed LV Metro that there was an emergency situation involving Joe Biden and to close necessary streets so that POTUS could be transported immediately to University Medical, which they began to do in earnest. Then, mysteriously, there was a stand down order and the USSS informed local Vegas PD that they were going to "medivac" POTUS to Johns Hopkins, which they presumed meant fly him back east ASAP. Apparently the rumor mill in the police department was that Joe Biden was dying or possibly already dead. - Charlie Kirk

Posted by: AR15 With 'Clips' Bad at July 22, 2024 12:47 PM (/U5Yz)

334 Arrrrrr!!! Deploy the Bacon Wench!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2024 12:42 PM


The Bacon Wench is currently in an intense physical conditioning phase preparatory for the TxMoMe.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 12:47 PM (D9pmM)

335 Cheatle doesn't disclose that an "overwash" means they were depending on local law enforcement to cover that building -- an egregious failure. They also didn't put up any banner or other obstruction to prevent a line of sight from that building to the president.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July

Local law enforcement already denied this as the case.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:47 PM (/sySz)

336 If one were writing a fictional story about a conspiracy, would any details need to be changed?
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 12:44 PM (RhGG0)


Well, the editor would say that the conspiracy is too on the nose.

Posted by: Crazy at July 22, 2024 12:48 PM (I40X7)

337 how long do u guys think Joetato has been dead for?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 12:48 PM (s3qiR)

338 The announcement Biden supposedly made, that is an announcement that requires a speech delivered LIVE. I was instantly suspicious that it was not.

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 12:48 PM (HJ9BW)

339 Who's dress would he be wearing?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia
It would not be one of doctor Jill. Even a sick perverted freak knows better than to wear that tacky ugly shit.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2024 12:48 PM (4XwPj)

340 Growing chatter, admittedly from some fringey figures like Loomer and Kirk (though Sean Davis is asking as well) about whether Biden is dying or already deceased.


It would be pretty funny if the Weekend at Bernie's jokes became real.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2024 12:48 PM (2ocoG)

341 This bitch is basically claiming that in the nine days since the attempt on Trump's life, she's had absolutely no opportunity to find out anything about what happened.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 22, 2024 12:48 PM (woPEM)

342 Let Tulsi remain independent of either Trump or the Democrats as she attacks Kamala. The independence makes her attacks more credible.

Tulsi looked so good in that clip. She's going to age like fine wine.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 12:48 PM (xCA6C)

343 Weren't we talkiing about a castle with a dungeon at one point? Can't remember why the dungeon was required. Seems kind of kinky.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 22, 2024 12:48 PM (t/2Uw)

344 Man, Don Cheadle must be having a hell of a week.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 12:49 PM (IG4Id)

345 340 Growing chatter, admittedly from some fringey figures like Loomer and Kirk (though Sean Davis is asking as well) about whether Biden is dying or already deceased.


It would be pretty funny if the Weekend at Bernie's jokes became real.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2024 12:48 PM (2ocoG)

=======

Much more better:

"I have not rejected the primary voters. I am your nominee. That paper was forged. I'm now going to war with those billionaires and insiders who want me out."
-Live

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

346 I sure hope Cheatles severance can keep her in Ozempic for a while

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 12:49 PM (s3qiR)

347 how long do u guys think Joetato has been dead for?
Posted by: BlackOrchid

--

The extended pause in speeches at the convention was when Trump and the gang first learned he went on the ventilator.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises to not say I told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 12:49 PM (KXlJ6)

348 Democrats would be subpoenaing Trump if this had happened to his opponent.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 12:49 PM (qrUD3)

349 Anybody seen Joe lately?

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 12:49 PM (/7KEl)

350 >>By taking examples from Lois Lerner, Hillary Clinton, and others knowing that it ultimately won't matter to her professionally or personally.

Are you watching this? Democrats are going after her as hard as Republicans.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 12:49 PM (LkLld)

351 how long do u guys think Joetato has been dead for?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 12:48 PM (s3qiR)

How long ago was the announcement memo?

That, plus half an hour.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 12:49 PM (VoAdT)

352 331 If Cheatle had even a shred of honor, she'd suck-start her own Glock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22

I am okay if she just resigns. Now. In front of congress.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:49 PM (/sySz)

353 Byron Donalds is very good. That was clinical. Brutal.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 22, 2024 12:49 PM (pXeye)

354 The two closer snipers were male, not sure about the one further away that killed Crooks. They should have all been sited in on him the moment he appeared on the roof (and of course should have removed Trump).

Women would be more capable of being snipers than body guards, they don't need the size so much, to shoot. But I still wonder if they are the same under pressure ... nature has made them the nurturers, not the protectors.

The one woman SS was saying "what are we doing?" ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 12:49 PM (Cus5s)

355 Growing chatter, admittedly from some fringey figures like Loomer and Kirk (though Sean Davis is asking as well) about whether Biden is dying or already deceased.


Maybe he and Xi are enjoying an intimate beach weekend together, IYKWITAITYD.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 12:49 PM (xCA6C)

356 Timcast News @TimcastNews Jul 14
Jill Biden receives a warm welcome at the Italians Sons & Daughters of America dinner hosted in Pittsburgh an hour south of Trumps Butler PA rally that was happening around the same time

Jill talks of racism Italians used to face, including signs says “Italians need not apply”

Susan Crabtree @susancrabtree 12h
Key ❓❓❓: Were there even 300 people at the 7/13 Jill Biden Italian Sons and Daughters dinner vs. 50,000 Trump supporters at the rally the same day?

Why were there only 3 Secret Service post-standers allotted for the Trump rally (maybe because they were relying too heavily on local law enforcement at that rally) compared to 12 that were allotted for the Jill Biden dinner?

What was the exact breakdown of all Secret Service personnel at each even -- did Jill Biden's event have counter-sniper teams - if so, how many? Trump, I'm told had 2 2-man USSS counter sniper teams and one 2-man local law enforcement counter sniper team, for a total of 6. How many, if any, did the Jill Biden event have?

That's what Sen. Grassley has asked the Secret Service, and they are stonewalling him. Why?

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 12:49 PM (wse2C)

357 Biden is dead or comatose rn

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 12:49 PM (s3qiR)

358 324 It's amazing they allowed her to walk into this hearing so unprepared. How did they think this would turn out well?
Posted by: JackStraw
____

Being unprepared is the new motto for the USSS.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 22, 2024 12:49 PM (zYfBi)

359 321 Growing chatter, admittedly from some fringey figures like Loomer and Kirk (though Sean Davis is asking as well) about whether Biden is dying or already deceased.

Posted by: sage of scranton at July 22, 2024 12:46 PM (YG7ho)

His brother's statement seemed to imply he way "gonna enjoy whatever time Joe has left"...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 12:49 PM (exHjb)

360 306 I get unburdened by what went before at least once a day.
Posted by: High Fiber Diet


remember: if you are what you eat, then you were what you excrete.

Posted by: anachronda at July 22, 2024 12:49 PM (oY6Yp)

361 Shouldn't an AR15, with 20 times the power of the bomb that fell on Hiroshima, cause a person's entire body to explode, even when a bullet just grazes the ear? Doesn't this seem like a hoax, Ms. Cheatle? Come on. Let's stick it to the Patriarchy.

Posted by: Moms Demand Action at July 22, 2024 12:50 PM (hqVaF)

362 way = was (damn typo)...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 12:50 PM (exHjb)

363 What they would have done differently is put Crooks on the grassy knoll and the real shooter on the roof of the book depository.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 22, 2024 12:50 PM (LaNzR)

364 350 >>By taking examples from Lois Lerner, Hillary Clinton, and others knowing that it ultimately won't matter to her professionally or personally.

Are you watching this? Democrats are going after her as hard as Republicans.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 12:49 PM (LkLld)

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And the DOJ won't touch her because of immunity. She may resign her post (like Lerner) but she'll be taken care of for the rest of her life.

Because, again, those in the regime avoid accountability. It's part of being in the regime.

Didn't committee hearings fall out of favor for those on the right, like, 12 years ago? Bloviating at unfireable bureaucrats. Whatever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 12:50 PM (GBKbO)

365 seriously- what have they done with the PRESIDENT

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 12:50 PM (/7KEl)

366 I'm shocked that AOC actually used the term semi-automatic and voiced the range of an AR-15.

AOC asks the right question:

"An AR-15 has a range of about 400-600 yards. Why is the Secret Service protective perimeter shorter than one of the most popular semi-automatic weapons in the United States?"

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 12:50 PM (7Q/Oi)

367 Kimberly Cheatle is not sending her best ... to Trump rallies.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 12:50 PM (Cus5s)

368 332 I didn't know or would gladly have credited you, but clearly this is a super plan. We can crowd source until the election and see what we need to do then. 🤣😂🤣
Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 12:42 PM (/sySz)

=====

A couple of years ago my husband's old ship was decommissioned and up for sale. It was only like $100K. That's what gave me the idea.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 12:47 PM (DRSnL)

John Wayne bought an old navy ship and re-did the inside while retaining some aspects of it's military past. There are pics on a website of it:
https://tinyurl.com/4jw94cjy

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 12:50 PM (ynpvh)

369 87 Ro Khanna with the uppercut.
You know what Reagan's USSS director did after the shooting
Cheeto: He kept his job?
No, he resigned.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 12:23 PM (d9LQi)

He didn't say: Here's your sword, you can fall on it now...

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 22, 2024 12:50 PM (Rbu5d)

370 357 Biden is dead or comatose rn
_____

* shifty eyes*

Posted by: Scalia's Pillow at July 22, 2024 12:50 PM (zYfBi)

371 Democrats are going after her as hard as Republicans.

She is the designated scapegoat. One wonders if she knew that going into the hearings.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 12:50 PM (xCA6C)

372 Weren't we talkiing about a castle with a dungeon at one point? Can't remember why the dungeon was required. Seems kind of kinky.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 22, 2024 12:48 PM (t/2Uw)


Elric's Taiwanese nymphos need a place to work.

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 12:51 PM (OguvZ)

373 His brother's statement seemed to imply he way "gonna enjoy whatever time Joe has left"...


yep they'll announce his death shortly

but he died either last Wednesday or Thursday

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 12:51 PM (s3qiR)

374 I don't know but I suspect 'overwash' is a real spook term as 'overwatch' doesn't mean leaving something to another department or military unit.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 12:45 PM (wse2C)


Err, no. Overwatch. It's a word. Providing overwatch is covering an area by observation.

She's saying well we couldn't put a person there so we "secured" it by having overwatch.

Which is true. For certain values of "secured."

She is attempting to make the argument that they aren't negligent, just incompetent. Because they did not ignore the threat posed by that rooftop with the clear line of sight to the stage. They planned to watch over it. Which, clearly, DID NOT ACTUALLY SECURE IT.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 12:51 PM (IFNME)

375 Are you watching this? Democrats are going after her as hard as Republicans.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 12:49 PM (LkLld)

One asshole dem actually said how it's confusing that someone could say they're "taking responsibility" while still keeping their job... some guy from Maryland, whatever his name is...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 12:51 PM (VoAdT)

376 Contradictory lies are being sprouted by so many Democrats on so many fronts that their handmaidens in the press can't keep up.

Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2024 12:45 PM (j4U/Z)

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Our side has kind of organically created innumerable counter-narrative teams that they respond to at their own peril.

Irish Democracy indeed ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 12:51 PM (9UaSi)

377 welcome to the Soviet State of America!

super fun

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 12:51 PM (s3qiR)

378 President Joe Biden will be back stronger, brasher, and complete in a few days.

Posted by: Clone Industries at July 22, 2024 12:51 PM (/U5Yz)

379 339 Who's dress would he be wearing?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia
It would not be one of doctor Jill. Even a sick perverted freak knows better than to wear that tacky ugly shit.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2024 12:48 PM (4XwPj)

Shoulders would be too wide on Michelle's...maybe one of Barry's?

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 12:51 PM (ynpvh)

380 how long do u guys think Joetato has been dead for?
Posted by: BlackOrchid



Late 2023.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 12:51 PM (6pLRH)

381 One can not truly fathom the quantities of liquor and beer without seeing it in person.
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 12:41 PM (RhGG0)

And that's just Doof!

You should see the rest of the MoMe
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 12:46 PM (IFNME)


LOL! I do bring quite a bit, eh?

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 12:51 PM (RhGG0)

382 Congressional hearings have all the cause and effect of a Kardashian reality shit show. Until these bad actors like Cheetoh, Holder etc al, who directly cause death, face criminal prosecutions in order to force full disclosures of all evidence we are pissing in the wind. The idea of immunity is stretched to stupidity.

Posted by: Son of Dad at July 22, 2024 12:52 PM (8JB5s)

383 Women would be more capable of being snipers than body guards, they don't need the size so much, to shoot.

-

Which again brings up the question of:

Why? What's the point?

If a man can do it PLUS everything else, why are women hired for the job? Yes, I know they have to go to the bathroom with a female occasionally, but that seems like that could be a different designation with much lower pay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises to not say I told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 12:52 PM (KXlJ6)

384 JILL BIDEN is speaking to the Sons of Italy?!?!? Shouldn't I be doing that? I'm practically Italian. They call me the Queen of Fellatio, which I assume is a province in Italy.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 22, 2024 12:52 PM (hqVaF)

385 @371...I don't think she did. She didn't know Joe was pulling out and it was too late to not testify. She thought she had top cover. She's realizing now she doesn't.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 22, 2024 12:52 PM (pXeye)

386 When was the last time DR Jill was seen in public?

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 12:53 PM (i0F8b)

387 176 Crooks struck me as being on the so-called "autistic spectrum." Can we bring back bullying these types because wherever they go in nice society they fuck things up.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2024 12:32 PM (YIxO9)

Bullying doesn't work anymore, especially if they come from money to begin with.

Beating them unrecognizable, on the other hand...

Posted by: XTC at July 22, 2024 12:53 PM (UnA8+)

388 Another woman who Biden failed to position for success.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2024 12:53 PM (2UnvF)

389 Are you watching this? Democrats are going after her as hard as Republicans.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 12:49 PM (LkLld)

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As someone I think noted in the prior thread: they now need a scalp to end this whole affair ASAP and prematurely.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 12:53 PM (9UaSi)

390 seriously tho we need actual proof of life

NOW

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 12:53 PM (s3qiR)

391 387 176 Crooks struck me as being on the so-called "autistic spectrum." Can we bring back bullying these types because wherever they go in nice society they fuck things up.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 22, 2024 12:32 PM (YIxO9)

Bullying doesn't work anymore, especially if they come from money to begin with.

Beating them unrecognizable, on the other hand...
Posted by: XTC at July 22, 2024 12:53 PM (UnA8+)

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I feel like I saw a report from Crooks' school that he was never bullied.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 12:53 PM (GBKbO)

392 So Jill Biden went in for surgery on Wed and Joe went with her. Joe Biden claims he had a positive test for COVID on Wed.

Sure...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 12:54 PM (oZhjI)

393 "An AR-15 has a range of about 400-600 yards. Why is the Secret Service protective perimeter shorter than one of the most popular semi-automatic weapons in the United States?"
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The average range of an AR-15 in the hands of an average shooter is 300 yards. To shoot further, accurately, you need a better shooter.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 12:54 PM (n17eQ)

394 Hey Joe, stand up and let us see you !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 12:54 PM (NtVYv)

395 >>And the DOJ won't touch her because of immunity. She may resign her post (like Lerner) but she'll be taken care of for the rest of her life.

There's going to be a new DOJ in a few months.

Things never change until they do. Joe was the candidate and nothing could change it until it changed.

This woman is an absolute joke. She won't answer or doesn't know anything. Would you hire her to run your corporate security?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 12:54 PM (LkLld)

396 Crooks had some coke-bottle glasses, didn't he? Anyone have experience at 150 or so yards using a 4x red dot with horrible vision?

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises to not say I told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 12:54 PM (KXlJ6)

397 Crooks struck me as being on the so-called "autistic spectrum." Can we bring back bullying these types because wherever they go in nice society they fuck things up.

Same here. I'm just gonna say it. I feel a bit sorry for him. He got dealt a bad hand, and it broke him.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 12:54 PM (xCA6C)

398 In Deep State World, saying you "take responsibility" absolves you of responsibility.

Posted by: Commander Cheet-ohs at July 22, 2024 12:54 PM (tvIQJ)

399 GRRRRRRRRRLLLLLL POWER!!!

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 12:54 PM (krQz2)

400 All of those decisions were made below my pay grade. I don't see why I should take the fall for some lackey's fuckup.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 12:54 PM (d9LQi)

401 Umm...Where's Joe?

Posted by: Just reporting at July 22, 2024 12:54 PM (scll+)

402 Cheatle answered NO QUESTIONS before Congress. None. Pathetic.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2024 12:55 PM (kzHlT)

403 Mark Judge: Are Republicans ready for Kamala Harris, the queen of opposition research?

https://tinyurl.com/5n7uayts

I think his point is don't underestimate her.

Via Instapundit.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 12:55 PM (pENpq)

404 I’m still not convinced Joe is alive. I’m quite certain he didn’t write that resignation letter. Has Jill been seen in public? Joe hasn’t

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 12:55 PM (+v6WB)

405 @382...Cheatle might end up getting charged with something. Reckless endangerment/criminal negligence theory. Nobody has her back. Nobody.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 22, 2024 12:55 PM (pXeye)

406 401 Umm...Where's Joe?

Posted by: Just reporting at July 22, 2024 12:54 PM (scll+)

Is there a stage beyond sun-downing?

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 12:55 PM (ynpvh)

407 Wife showed me a video supposedly of crooks screaming about Trump being a fascist.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 12:55 PM (d9LQi)

408 Crooks had some coke-bottle glasses, didn't he? Anyone have experience at 150 or so yards using a 4x red dot with horrible vision?
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises to not say I told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 12:54 PM (KXlJ6)

I have astigmatism and it makes the dot flair

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 12:55 PM (NtVYv)

409 395 There's going to be a new DOJ in a few months.

Things never change until they do. Joe was the candidate and nothing could change it until it changed.

This woman is an absolute joke. She won't answer or doesn't know anything. Would you hire her to run your corporate security?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 12:54 PM (LkLld)

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I'm hoping there's a new DOJ in a few months. But we got to get past cheating (no guarantee), institutional resistance (absolutely no guarantee), and getting appointments past a John Cornyn led Senate (with Mitch still actually leading from the shadows...practically no guarantee).

A lot of hoops to jump through.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

410 If Biden was dead, they could take full advantage by saying it was his dying wish that Kamala be the nominee.

The dems wouldn't deny their favorite husk his dying wish, would they?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 12:55 PM (KbCG3)

411 When was the last time DR Jill was seen in public?

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 12:53 PM (i0F8b)

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Leaving Alex Soros' penthouse suite at 4:00 am this morning ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 12:56 PM (9UaSi)

412 In Deep State World, saying you "take responsibility" absolves you of responsibility.

Posted by: Commander Cheet-ohs at July 22, 2024 12:54 PM (tvIQJ)
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They take full responsibility for the dubiousness of that.

Also: "Ongoing investigation".

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 12:56 PM (krQz2)

413 Are you watching this? Democrats are going after her as hard as Republicans.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 12:49 PM (LkLld)

Dr Jill isn't around to protect her anymore

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 12:56 PM (EGSGm)

414 Prediction: they will go way overboard at Joe’s funeral, similar to Wellstone’s. It will prove toxic to the electorate.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 12:56 PM (aVudl)

415 Is there a stage beyond sun-downing?

Yes, dead.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2024 12:56 PM (2ocoG)

416 In Deep State World, saying you "take responsibility" absolves you of responsibility.
Posted by: Commander Cheet-ohs at July 22, 2024 12:54 PM (tvIQJ)


It's just their way of tapping their chest and saying "my bad" then getting back into the huddle for the next play.

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 12:56 PM (RhGG0)

417 404 I’m still not convinced Joe is alive. I’m quite certain he didn’t write that resignation letter. Has Jill been seen in public? Joe hasn’t


what about hunt?

did all three get whacked?

at the very least SOMEONE in the FedGov needs to demand to see Biden alive RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 12:56 PM (s3qiR)

418 The FBI is investigating. Those guys might serve her up.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 22, 2024 12:56 PM (pXeye)

419 410 If Biden was dead, they could take full advantage by saying it was his dying wish that Kamala be the nominee.

The dems wouldn't deny their favorite husk his dying wish, would they?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 12:55 PM (KbCG3)

When life hands you dried out husks, you make tamales.

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

420 The fact he was even let in after the SS found his rangefinder is enough proof. Add to that the SS knowing he was there, SS snipers having him in their sites and not shooting (or removing Trump from the stage)...I mean, how many opportunities here and the excuse is "but sloped roofs!"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 12:21 PM (ynpvh)

Heads should roll simply for the fact that no LE was on that roof to deny its use as a sniper position by would-be assassins.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 12:56 PM (phXJ2)

421 I'm hoping there's a new DOJ in a few months. But we got to get past cheating (no guarantee), institutional resistance (absolutely no guarantee), and getting appointments past a John Cornyn led Senate (with Mitch still actually leading from the shadows...practically no guarantee).

A lot of hoops to jump through.


I'm sensing a bit of red pill here, maybe 90:10.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 12:56 PM (xCA6C)

422 Any Congress Critter: You are in charge of President Biden's security so I'm assuming you have multiple agents at his Delaware home. Is he alive right now? Could you call one of your guys and have him put Joe on the phone?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 22, 2024 12:57 PM (2UnvF)

423 I played a game.

"What was Jill wearing at her July 13 speech?"

The commies are huge into this stuff and their symbols and colors.

I surmised that if this was planned she would have worn *white*, which if you remember was always their grrl power protest color against Trump.

So I don't know, would you call this "wearing white"?

https://tinyurl.com/bddn9dne

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 12:57 PM (qrUD3)

424 396 Crooks had some coke-bottle glasses, didn't he? Anyone have experience at 150 or so yards using a 4x red dot with horrible vision?
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If the red dot is bore sighted to the rifle and zeroed to the shooter its a pretty easy shot. This brings us to Lee Harvey who was never known to have zeroed his rifle much less fire it before banging a moving target.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 12:57 PM (n17eQ)

425 Not only haven:t we seen Joe but no one else who has access to him has come out ini public. There is no one to answer the question about how he is. Are there Doctors there? He hasn't been taken to the hospital because we would know about that. Why is media not camped outside the residence? How much longer can this be tolerated?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 22, 2024 12:57 PM (t/2Uw)

426 super fun is right!

LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 12:57 PM (UWgy2)

427 Heh, congressman points out that the roof the shooter used has a lesser gradient than an ADA compliant wheelchair ramp.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 22, 2024 12:57 PM (lTGtQ)

428 Congressional hearings have all the cause and effect of a Kardashian reality shit show.
Posted by: Son of Dad at July 22, 2024 12:52 PM


Behold the power of a fully operational Sternly Worded Letter!

Posted by: Darth GOPe at July 22, 2024 12:57 PM (D9pmM)

429 Which again brings up the question of:

Why? What's the point?

If a man can do it PLUS everything else, why are women hired for the job? Yes, I know they have to go to the bathroom with a female occasionally, but that seems like that could be a different designation with much lower pay.
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises to not say I told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 12:52 PM (KXlJ6)

If you're on the body team with a female protectee, why would you be paid less if you're a girl - you're getting paid for being willing to throw yourself into danger...and you have skills the men don't (you can blend in to a women's luncheon, you can keep kids at ease in a classroom environment, etc)...

The question is not should their be female secret service - of course there should.
The question is not what they should be paid - it should be the same.
The question is how many are needed and at what standards - that's the ONLY questions. You probably need fewer than 30%. 10-15% probably gets it done, and you could raise their standards then b/c you wouldn't need as many.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 12:57 PM (exHjb)

430 If Biden was dead, they could take full advantage by saying it was his dying wish that Kamala be the nominee.

The dems wouldn't deny their favorite husk his dying wish, would they?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 12:55 PM (KbCG3)

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Make Paul Wellstone's Funeral Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 12:57 PM (9UaSi)

431 388 Another woman who Biden failed to position for success.
______

I know how to position a woman for success.

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 22, 2024 12:58 PM (zYfBi)

432 Queen of Fellatio, which I assume is a province in Italy. Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 22, 2024 12:52 PM

I just spit out my coffe! That was good

Posted by: cicero skip at July 22, 2024 12:58 PM (4ezYQ)

433 Probably already mentioned: the last paragraph of Mayorkas’ statement about his commission to investigate yesterday says specifically that they beefed up Trump’s security BEFORE the attack.

Totally rewriting history.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 12:58 PM (Hkcdp)

434 So I don't know, would you call this "wearing white"?

https://tinyurl.com/bddn9dne
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 12:57 PM (qrUD3)

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Oh, yeah.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 12:58 PM (DRSnL)

435 their=there - dang my brain for typos today...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 12:58 PM (exHjb)

436 "It's amazing they allowed her to walk into this hearing so unprepared. How did they think this would turn out well?
Posted by: JackStraw

Maybe they plan to let her take the heat, then she'll (under pressure or force) resign. Democrats asking hard questions gives them some political cover. Time to "Move On", as usual.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 12:58 PM (Cus5s)

437 Goldman(D) AR15's should be banned.

Because, let's say, a conventional rifle such as a Ruger Mini-14 could do less damage.
These people are idiots.

Posted by: AR15 Bad at July 22, 2024 12:58 PM (/U5Yz)

438 422! Holy crap! Inquiring minds wat to know!

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 22, 2024 12:58 PM (QSrLX)

439 M-16 effective range 550 meters point target, 800m area target.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 22, 2024 12:59 PM (6TUIG)

440 "Why is the Secret Service protective perimeter shorter than one of the most popular semi-automatic weapons in the United States?

You can't handle the truth!

Posted by: USSS at July 22, 2024 12:59 PM (tvIQJ)

441 Anthony Guglielmi: KJP's heir apparent.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 12:59 PM (tT6L1)

442 Weren't we talkiing about a castle with a dungeon at one point? Can't remember why the dungeon was required. Seems kind of kinky.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice

In that case...
Let's have two dungeons!!!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2024 12:59 PM (4XwPj)

443 If Biden is dead, they killed him.

Because he didn't coincidentally die the very day they said he would resign after he insisted he would not.

Posted by: I assume my tinfoil-hat membership is in the mail at July 22, 2024 12:59 PM (2oViT)

444 421 I'm sensing a bit of red pill here, maybe 90:10.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 12:56 PM (xCA6C)

=========

The assassination attempt gave my black pill a red tinge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 12:59 PM (GBKbO)

445 The fact he was even let in after the SS found his rangefinder is enough proof. Add to that the SS knowing he was there, SS snipers having him in their sites and not shooting (or removing Trump from the stage)...I mean, how many opportunities here and the excuse is "but sloped roofs!"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

-

A 20 year old with no criminal record that was immediately identified by his DNA.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises to not say I told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 12:59 PM (KXlJ6)

446 Here's a fun post from Larry Correia.

https://tinyurl.com/53n5hnp2

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 12:59 PM (pENpq)

447 Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 12:56 PM (s3qiR)

the body doubles will be deployed tout de suite

Posted by: kallisto at July 22, 2024 12:59 PM (dCxaZ)

448 Obligatory:
We may never know the motivation behind this.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 12:59 PM (v0R5T)

449 Even Dan Goldman (D-NY) /spit/ is going hard after Cheatle.

The DNC's focus groups and polls of its base must tell it that the public will not stand for another Biden Junta CYA run-around this time. Nor a final report that is half-redacted for National Security reasons and protection of everyone's name. Good.

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 12:59 PM (5fDan)

450 This bitch is absolutely refusing to answer simple, straightforward questions.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 22, 2024 12:59 PM (woPEM)

451 We are ruled by unserious mediocrities.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 22, 2024 01:00 PM (rJ48h)

452 When life hands you dried out husks, you make tamales.
_____

See see Paydway!

Posted by: Dr Jill at July 22, 2024 01:00 PM (zYfBi)

453 From Pepsico to PatsiCo

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:00 PM (qrUD3)

454 I smell bacon.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 22, 2024 01:00 PM (Z8Yh2)

455 Mark Judge: Are Republicans ready for Kamala Harris, the queen of opposition research?
https://tinyurl.com/5n7uayts
I think his point is don't underestimate her.
Via Instapundit.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 12:55 PM


WLNSSEODQY.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at July 22, 2024 01:00 PM (D9pmM)

456 They don't even have to zitz the pResident, just stop juicing him with the wonder drugs

Posted by: kallisto at July 22, 2024 01:00 PM (dCxaZ)

457 Mrs says her iPhone "news" is *implying* that joe has been seen in public without actually saying it, lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 01:00 PM (UWgy2)

458 The pimple faced kid shooter had a drone. The Secret Service did not.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2024 01:00 PM (kzHlT)

459 The DNC's focus groups and polls of its base must tell it that the public will not stand for another Biden Junta CYA run-around this time. Nor a final report that is half-redacted for National Security reasons and protection of everyone's name. Good.

You are correct, sir!

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:01 PM (xCA6C)

460 Heads should roll simply for the fact that no LE was on that roof to deny its use as a sniper position by would-be assassins.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 12:56 PM (phXJ2)

———

The slope was too dangerous.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 01:01 PM (xt5tS)

461 the body doubles will be deployed tout de suite


that's why we need to see all three - Hunter, Jill AND Joe

NOW

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 01:01 PM (s3qiR)

462 449 Even Dan Goldman (D-NY) /spit/ is going hard after Cheatle.

The DNC's focus groups and polls of its base must tell it that the public will not stand for another Biden Junta CYA run-around this time. Nor a final report that is half-redacted for National Security reasons and protection of everyone's name. Good.
Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 12:59 PM (5fDan)

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I saw two poll (spit) results showing that a clear majority of Americans blamed Democrat rhetoric for the assassination attempt.

That doesn't get fixed by putting an unpopular brown face on the top of the ticket.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

463 Booze,some people here have never been to the TXMOME.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 12:36 PM (5MvGY)

One can not truly fathom the quantities of liquor and beer without seeing it in person.

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 12:41 PM (RhGG0)

Sooo many coolers you wouldn't believe it. Where do you think all the missing polar ice is going? lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 22, 2024 01:01 PM (VwHCD)

464 422
Any Congress Critter: You are in charge of President Biden's security so I'm assuming you have multiple agents at his Delaware home. Is he alive right now? Could you call one of your guys and have him put Joe on the phone?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
.......

Give Joe a break. He's recovering from fake Covid.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 01:01 PM (v0R5T)

465 We need a wellness check at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

We need proof of life.

Posted by: Just reporting at July 22, 2024 01:01 PM (scll+)

466 324 It's amazing they allowed her to walk into this hearing so unprepared. How did they think this would turn out well?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 12:47 PM (LkLld)


What does it matter how prepared she is? It isn't like there will be any consequences.

Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at July 22, 2024 01:01 PM (IFNME)

467 Heh, congressman points out that the roof the shooter used has a lesser gradient than an ADA compliant wheelchair ramp.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 22, 2024 12:57 PM (lTGtQ)

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"Why the hell didn't somebody in the crowd pull a fire alarm when the shooter was first spotted?"

/Jamal Bowman, Genius

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 01:01 PM (9UaSi)

468 @436...could be. Take it, resign, golden parachute.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 22, 2024 01:01 PM (pXeye)

469 In Deep State World, saying you "take responsibility" absolves you of responsibility.

There was a good XTwitter post yesterday laying out the pattern in modern American business where someone near-fatally fucks up a company, golden parachutes out, and names a Stunning Brave Woman as their successor/blame deflector (because you can explain away any criticism of a woman as sexism, at least initially). HP is the example that's probably most familiar, but there are like half a dozen others in the Fortune 500.

Razorfist calls it "Go broke, get woke, croak", but it's pretty much the same theory.

Anyway, they were suggesting we're seeing that play out in government now with Kamala as the designated Girlboss Blame Deflector.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2024 01:01 PM (2ocoG)

470 @wsteaks Major Biden donor John Morgan tells @ABC News he won't fundraise for Harris if she's the nominee

@JohnMorganESQ Joe Biden’s endorsement of Kamala is his fuck you to all who pushed him out.

A**hole donors who drove Biden out still not happy! Democrats need to cut ties with donors like this. Kamala's record-breaking donations over the past 24 hours show that we can do this without them. They are not like us.

They just want to save democracy! And anyway they didn't drive Biden out and don't you say it.

Morgan is just one person, and clearly an idiot if he thinks that Michelle Obama wants anything to do with this other than supporting Harris.

AOC warned us this was happening behind close doors. That the big donors would force Joe out, but they wanted to get rid of the whole ticket!

I thought the same thing. I don't think they will succeed though. The pledged delegates were solidly behind Biden, and his endorsement of Harris should pretty much close the deal on that.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 22, 2024 01:02 PM (uigyg)

471 333 US Secret Service informed LV Metro that there was an emergency situation involving Joe Biden and to close necessary streets so that POTUS could be transported immediately to University Medical, which they began to do in earnest. Then, mysteriously, there was a stand down order and the USSS informed local Vegas PD that they were going to "medivac" POTUS to Johns Hopkins, which they presumed meant fly him back east ASAP. Apparently the rumor mill in the police department was that Joe Biden was dying or possibly already dead. - Charlie Kirk
Posted by: AR15 With 'Clips' Bad at July 22, 2024 12:47 PM (/U5Yz)


Interesting.
When was this?
Why would they take him to Johns Hopkins (in Baltimore), instead of Walter Reed?

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 22, 2024 01:02 PM (hOOi9)

472 450 This bitch is absolutely refusing to answer simple, straightforward questions.


she should just be arrested right now. walk her out and into jail

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 01:02 PM (s3qiR)

473 154 Hell, at this point, I wouldn't even fly on a CIA airline.

I wouldn't even smoke CIA crack.


You should! That's the good stuff!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 22, 2024 01:02 PM (xakWh)

474 451 We are ruled by unserious mediocrities.
Posted by: mr tmz at July 22, 2024 01:00 PM (rJ48h)

How charitable.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 22, 2024 01:02 PM (GFoyL)

475 I smell bacon.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 22, 2024 01:00 PM (Z8Yh2)

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I'll go get my apron.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 01:02 PM (DRSnL)

476 I have astigmatism and it makes the dot flair
Posted by: Hatari


Fist bump

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 01:02 PM (6pLRH)

477 AoS Cruise Ship!?

1.. whats her name?

2. Everyone wears a life vest All the Time.

3. No pushing off the ship!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2024 01:02 PM (BoA4i)

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:02 PM (xCA6C)

479 Has anyone remarked that Nothing Will Happen (tm)?

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:03 PM (qrUD3)

480 455 Mark Judge: Are Republicans ready for Kamala Harris, the queen of opposition research?
https://tinyurl.com/5n7uayts
I think his point is don't underestimate her.
Via Instapundit.
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 12:55 PM

————


Is he suggesting that they will dig up some dirty laundry on Trump?

LOL

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 01:03 PM (xt5tS)

481 AoS Cruise Ship!?

1.. whats her name?

2. Everyone wears a life vest All the Time.

3. No pushing off the ship!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2024 01:02 PM (BoA4i)

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You're no fun!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 01:03 PM (DRSnL)

482 I just lookied at footage of the hearing with the sound off, and Cheatle looks like she's so pissed that these jamokes are intruding on her Wine.com happy time.

Posted by: kallisto at July 22, 2024 01:03 PM (dCxaZ)

483 Yeah! Get Brandon on Zoom or Face time. Have hin type up a Facebook post. Is President Joseph Robinette Biden still drawing breath and communicating among us, Senator Schumer?

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 22, 2024 01:03 PM (QSrLX)

484 AoS Cruise Ship!?

1.. whats her name?

2. Everyone wears a life vest All the Time.

3. No pushing off the ship! (It's not funny)

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 22, 2024 01:03 PM (BoA4i)

485 Good thing the FBI is investigating this.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 01:03 PM (v0R5T)

486 WTF did my last comment (and the one right before it) come up in bold font???

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 22, 2024 01:03 PM (hOOi9)

487 BTW, when people like me say "nothing will happen", 2024 is what we mean.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:03 PM (qrUD3)

488 Suto close tags FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 01:03 PM (6pLRH)

489 Mark Judge has annoyed me too much already I'll skip that

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 01:03 PM (s3qiR)

490 The pimple faced kid shooter had a drone. The Secret Service did not.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2024 01:00 PM (kzHlT)

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Asymmetrical warfare?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 01:04 PM (9UaSi)

491 Just me, or does it seem like Harris is affecting a fake southern accent a bit now?

"Ah" instead of "I". That sort of thing... not too in your face, but noticeable

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 01:04 PM (VoAdT)

492 Here's a fun post from Larry Correia.

https://tinyurl.com/53n5hnp2

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 12:59 PM (pENpq)

"ham fisted cheese"

Dangit, I knew I chose wrong for lunch!

Posted by: pookysgirl would've had Nutter Butters either way at July 22, 2024 01:04 PM (dtlDP)

493 470 A**hole donors who drove Biden out still not happy! Democrats need to cut ties with donors like this. Kamala's record-breaking donations over the past 24 hours show that we can do this without them. They are not like us.

I thought the same thing. I don't think they will succeed though. The pledged delegates were solidly behind Biden, and his endorsement of Harris should pretty much close the deal on that.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 22, 2024 01:02 PM (uigyg)

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It's fascinating how the two narratives are forming over there.

Either donors forced Biden out, or donors are against the will of the electorate by refusing to support the coup against Biden.

I think this coup is going to wake some Democrat partisans up in ways that the establishment are not going to appreciate. Ed Morrisey even reported that his wife (a D) was livid at what was going on.

The whole, "Party of Democracy" line just feels so off now to those who've been spouting it without getting paid to.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:04 PM (GBKbO)

494

I will sit on your face and you will worship me!

Posted by: Kamalas Pesky Rundown at July 22, 2024 01:04 PM (i0HgG)

495 Remember when Joe was flying back from Europe a few weeks ago there was an "undisclosed incident"?

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 01:04 PM (vFG9F)

496 Ragnar Danneskjöld

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 12:43 PM (6PK7i)

Wasn't that a nic here at one time?

Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 01:04 PM (xcIvR)

497 “Anthony Guglielmi, a spokesman for the Secret Service, admitted to The Washington Post that the agency had denied Trump's request for additional security”

We should add, after he initially vehemently denied that was the case. Bongino was 100% correct.

These people are more full of shit than Joe Biden’s diaper.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2024 01:04 PM (QlFnJ)

498 482 I just lookied at footage of the hearing with the sound off, and Cheatle looks like she's so pissed that these jamokes are intruding on her Wine.com happy time.
Posted by: kallisto at July 22, 2024 01:03 PM (dCxaZ)

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The unelected bureaucracy is above the elected members of Congress.

It's in the Constitution.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:05 PM (GBKbO)

499 Hunter is why he needs to stick as preezy. Cant trust Harris on promise to pardon, so he's going to have to do it himself in the end. Assuming he's alive.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 01:05 PM (Dm8we)

500 Breathe on a mirror? Beuller?

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 22, 2024 01:05 PM (QSrLX)

501 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 3h
How easy would it be to put Biden in a barely-coherent state and get his "agreement."

1. Just wait until he has a "bad" evening.

2. Change his meds because of Covid.

3. Weaken or remove his normal meds that make him sometimes coherent. Keep him that way for a week after resigning, so the machine has moved on.

4. Isolate him from Jill and Hunter for one day. Doctor's orders!

Once Biden "agrees" to resign, he can't wake up later and argue it was because of his failing mind. That would be double damning.

Biden finishing his term is fantasy. That could not be the real plan. It's just more "cat on the roof" play.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 01:05 PM (wse2C)

502 Good thing the FBI is investigating this.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 01:03 PM (v0R5T)

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I believe that they've assigned Ray Epps to the case ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 01:05 PM (9UaSi)

503 486 WTF did my last comment (and the one right before it) come up in bold font???
Posted by: MrExcitement at July 22, 2024 01:03 PM (hOOi9)

———

Previous post by DU spy left a bold tag unclosed.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 01:05 PM (xt5tS)

504 I thought Barack was the queen of opposition research?

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:05 PM (qrUD3)

505 AoS Cruise Ship!?

1.. whats her name?
.......

SS Moron

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 01:05 PM (v0R5T)

506 395 There's going to be a new DOJ in a few months.

There's going to be a new AG. Whether he or she can uproot the Leftist rot remains to be seen.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 22, 2024 01:05 PM (GFoyL)

507 Cheatle is the Dems pound of flesh. they want the assassination attempt to become yesterdays news. They have until mid-August, when the DNC is done and their nominee is official, to wrap this whole affair up. After that, it's going to be pushed aside in favor of Orange Man Bad 4.0.

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 22, 2024 01:06 PM (pZ0Mr)

508 @479, no, why bother, really? we all know.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 01:06 PM (UWgy2)

509 I'll just see myself to the barrel

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 22, 2024 01:06 PM (uigyg)

510 If you're on the body team with a female protectee, why would you be paid less if you're a girl - you're getting paid for being willing to throw yourself into danger...and you have skills the men don't (you can blend in to a women's luncheon, you can keep kids at ease in a classroom environment, etc)...

The question is not should their be female secret service - of course there should.
The question is not what they should be paid - it should be the same.

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If the justification for your position is that you occasionally check to see if any unsavory characters are in the bathroom or at a restaurant before you let the person you're protecting enter then yes, you should 100% be paid less - and much less - than a man who is a human shield.

Literally hundreds of thousands of moms do that exact bathroom check when they go to the grocery store, Walmart, McDonalds, etc every week (day?).

That's sort of the point.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 01:06 PM (LGV1j)

511 First of all: Even though the Secret Service had been alerted to a suspicious person, with a rifle, on the roof of a custom-built sniper's platform, they never bothered telling Trump about it.


Is this a sentence anyone would ever think they would read?
Suspicious person
With a rifle
On a roof
They never bothered...

Gawd. Absolutely insane.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 12:28 PM (W/lyH)

Not only didn't bother to tell him, they let him march right up to the podium to give his speech.

An innocent man was killed by the assassin, and two other innocent people were seriously wounded. At the very least, there are ground for charges of gross negligence on the table.

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 01:06 PM (rj6Yv)

512 The whole, "Party of Democracy" line just feels so off now to those who've been spouting it without getting paid to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:04 PM (GBKbO)

Democrats ALWAYS fall in line.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:06 PM (qrUD3)

513 433 Probably already mentioned: the last paragraph of Mayorkas’ statement about his commission to investigate yesterday says specifically that they beefed up Trump’s security BEFORE the attack.

Totally rewriting history.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 12:58 PM (Hkcdp)


Apparently, before that they had a school safety patrol as his detail.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 22, 2024 01:07 PM (hOOi9)

514 What the Dems need to do, poste haste, is to invade Abyssinia. Oh, and get some snappy uniforms.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 01:07 PM (n17eQ)

515 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 4h
Old: Pretending Biden was sharp as a tack.

New: Pretending Harris isn't a drunk

I realize there is no reporting that Harris has often been drunk during her public appearances. But to me it looks as obvious as Biden's dementia in 2019.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 01:07 PM (wse2C)

516 that's why we need to see all three - Hunter, Jill AND Joe

NOW
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 01:01 PM (s3qiR)

Too bad they're all playing their favorite game, "Ceaucescu-ing" right now.

We'll let you know when they're done.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 01:07 PM (VoAdT)

517 506 395 There's going to be a new DOJ in a few months.

There's going to be a new AG. Whether he or she can uproot the Leftist rot remains to be seen.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 22, 2024 01:05 PM (GFoyL)

========

It's where you put an ambitious Republican who wants to rise up to the presidency one day. It's not where you put someone who's been neck-deep in the DOJ for decades.

Give them a task: root out the leftism and corruption while cutting the DOJ to the core to be in alignment with Loper. Let them shine and make a case for Republican voters in 2028.

Turn the Trump presidency into The Apprentice for the Republican nomination in 2028.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:07 PM (GBKbO)

518 Is he suggesting that they will dig up some dirty laundry on Trump?


-

Quick, unleash the federal government, spy agencies, and state and local governments to... Wait, nevermind.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 01:08 PM (LGV1j)

519 First time a presidential candidate did not publicly appear to announce an end of their campaign.

Or appear afterward.

He's probably comatose after crashing from the massive amount of drugs he was on for the debate, the Big Boy news conference and the NATO conference.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2024 01:08 PM (yxhux)

520 Has anyone remarked that Nothing Will Happen (tm)?
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:03 PM


Isn't there a Designated Commenter for that?

Posted by: That Guy who shouts "En fuego!" at July 22, 2024 01:08 PM (D9pmM)

521 I think this coup is going to wake some Democrat partisans up in ways that the establishment are not going to appreciate. Ed Morrisey even reported that his wife (a D) was livid at what was going on.

Just this morning I was wondering if this current Unpleasantness would help RFK Jr.

Is he still in the race?

Posted by: kallisto at July 22, 2024 01:08 PM (dCxaZ)

522 We should add, after he initially vehemently denied that was the case. Bongino was 100% correct.

These people are more full of shit than Joe Biden’s diaper.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2024 01:04 PM (QlFnJ)

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See me at # 55.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 01:08 PM (9UaSi)

523 "At what point does the number of coincidences preclude something from being coincidental?
Posted by: davidt"

How many odd/bad decisions and unexplained occurrences are we up to? Maybe 10 minimum? I don't know how to assign a probability to each one but if you say 10% for any given one then the odds of them all happening are 10^10.

Or 1 in 10,000,000,000

Posted by: Ripley at July 22, 2024 01:08 PM (GUOwU)

524 Mark Judge: Are Republicans ready for Kamala Harris, the queen of opposition research?
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He heard wrong. Kamala is the queen of all position research.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:08 PM (qrUD3)

525 "These people are more full of shit than Joe Biden’s diaper."

They deserve the benefit of the doubt.

Posted by: The oh so Reasonable. at July 22, 2024 01:08 PM (Z8Yh2)

526 Wife showed me a video supposedly of crooks screaming about Trump being a fascist.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 12:55 PM (d9LQi)
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"Even a registered Republican can see this!"

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 01:08 PM (krQz2)

527 Biden shouldn't be (and hasn't been, really) President, but he may live several more years in even more mental decline. He didn't look "close to death", unless they gave him some special concoction to facilitate the outcome.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2024 01:09 PM (Cus5s)

528 521 Just this morning I was wondering if this current Unpleasantness would help RFK Jr.

Is he still in the race?
Posted by: kallisto at July 22, 2024 01:08 PM (dCxaZ)

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He is. Gave a press conference no one watched right afterwards.

There's a serious case he can make to disaffected Dem voters. He could be the George Wallace of 2028.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:09 PM (GBKbO)

529 Well yesterday I thought and admitted I’d been dead wrong…. Because I’d been saying there’s no way Joe would drop out short of death. Maybe I can retract my apology/admission of mistake because it’s starting to feel to me like Joe actually is mort and that’s why he’s out….. they tried to push the old husk too hard after the debate disaster and he couldn’t take it….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 01:09 PM (+v6WB)

530 I'll just see myself to the barrel
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison
......

Careful. The steps are slippery.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

531 I'll just see myself to the barrel

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 22, 2024 01:06 PM (uigyg)

Let us know if it's worse than the cesspool known as DU!

Posted by: pookysgirl, gathering research at July 22, 2024 01:09 PM (dtlDP)

532 lol, pookysgirl, thanks!

Larry Correia is another person I'd like to see getting a big job in the next Trump administration, just sayin' ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 01:10 PM (UWgy2)

533 It does make sense the current *acting* president gets more SS coverage.

Posted by: Bete at July 22, 2024 01:10 PM (BKMOA)

534 It occurs to me that in the US bathrooms are now unisex and males can go into any of them they want.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 01:10 PM (LGV1j)

535 Hunter and Jill rolled Joe to the bank à la Weekend at Bernie's to use his biometrics to transfer billions from Joe's account.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2024 01:10 PM (yxhux)

536 So I guess the USSS is going with “the FEDS spend $5,000,000,000,000 a year but there isn’t enough money to protect the guy most likely to be the next President.”

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 01:10 PM (xt5tS)

537 Is Kamala an alky?

Posted by: mr tmz at July 22, 2024 01:10 PM (rJ48h)

538 Let's take a moment and appreciate the three week stretch, in between the debate and Biden's drop out, when the media actually went after both sides with equal intensity (regardless of their ultimate motives), and both parties in congress grilled a dem appointee in equal measure for failing to do her job.

It's like we had a near-month of true unity in the country.

It's pretty much dead now, and will be dead by the time the DNC is done, but it was nice while it lasted.

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 22, 2024 01:10 PM (pZ0Mr)

539 Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 01:07 PM (wse2C)

It's sort of hard to tell whether she's drunk or stoned during some of her appearances.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 01:10 PM (dTTBf)

540 Yeah! Get Brandon on Zoom or Face time. Have hin type up a Facebook post. Is President Joseph Robinette Biden still drawing breath and communicating among us, Senator Schumer?
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 22, 2024 01:03 PM (QSrLX)
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How soon until the media starts demanding proof of life? Their lies and obfuscations can only hold for so long...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 01:10 PM (7fElN)

541 As someone who does not have a lot of brain capacity to spare, I have found simply believing the opposite of anything the left says to be an effective strategy.

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2024 01:10 PM (OQSTL)

542 So is Cheatle's refusal to answer a backhanded invocation of the 5th?

Posted by: Enough BS at July 22, 2024 01:11 PM (2NXcZ)

543 WTF did my last comment (and the one right before it) come up in bold font???
Posted by: MrExcitement at July 22, 2024 01:03 PM


It's either the signal that you've disappointed Ace, or an upstream close tag was missing or malformed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 01:11 PM (D9pmM)

544 The congressman from South Carolina has a melon the size of Megamind.

Posted by: Crazy at July 22, 2024 01:11 PM (I40X7)

545 Wife showed me a video supposedly of crooks screaming about Trump being a fascist.

-

Did you see the one where the Lone Wolf's friends were yelling "Crooks, what are you doing? Crooks, come down!" or something similar.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 01:11 PM (LGV1j)

546 With Kamala they're finally gonna get serious about opposing Trump!

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:11 PM (qrUD3)

547 not kidding

where is Joe Biden

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 01:11 PM (/7KEl)

548 I have tweeted to TDSers tgat if they still can't bote for Trumpthey should vote for RFKjr who at least is not a Deep Stater

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 01:11 PM (EGSGm)

549 Turn the Trump presidency into The Apprentice for the Republican nomination in 2028.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:07 PM (GBKbO)

Call in or text your vote for this week's Most MAGA cabinet secretary now.

Most votes gets a million dollars. Fewest votes gets fired.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 01:11 PM (VoAdT)

550 491 Just me, or does it seem like Harris is affecting a fake southern accent a bit now?

"Ah" instead of "I". That sort of thing... not too in your face, but noticeable
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024

She went all out a few weeks ago. It was worse than Hillary.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 01:11 PM (/sySz)

551 All the anomalies are on Cheatle's side, but Trump staged his own near-assassination for a photo op.

HOW would you not consider that a failure by the SS, libs?!

Do you have so few gears that you can shift to that you defend the SS if it frustrates Trump?

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 01:11 PM (krQz2)

552 AoS Cruise Ship!?

1.. whats her name?
.......

SS Moron
Posted by: wth

The good ship lolly gag!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 22, 2024 01:11 PM (4XwPj)

553 don't believe the theory that they planned it all, but it's a fair question to ask: If they were to indeed plan out an assassination, what, exactly, would they do differently than they actually did?
++++
Fuck it up. They'd come up with a gigantic elaborate plan involving signs for free birdseed and tunnels painted on rocks and it would go tits up on them.

This is the better way. Just create opportunities through malice and incompetence, and let nature take its course.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 12:14 PM (HnUIn)

THIS. So this. They may or may not have trained and set this young man to a task but they absolutely, deliberately and viciously set the circumstances to allow any bad actor that want to to kill the President.

I am most of the way to thinking the shooter was their agent too though. There are too many things not adding up about him.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 22, 2024 01:12 PM (JOR6L)

554 John Morgan is not an idiot. He knows Harris will not appeal to any swing voters.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 01:12 PM (aVudl)

555 I think this coup is going to wake some Democrat partisans up in ways that the establishment are not going to appreciate. Ed Morrisey even reported that his wife (a D) was livid at what was going on.

The whole, "Party of Democracy" line just feels so off now to those who've been spouting it without getting paid to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

We went through a similar evolution from 2008-2016. I think a lot of us are done with "vote Red no matter who". I don't know if the Dems will have the same level of awakening...possibly because they legitimately think Trump is Hitler. It does help explain why the Dems are trying so hard to remove other leftist alternatives from the ballot, though.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 22, 2024 01:12 PM (uigyg)

556 Just me, or does it seem like Harris is affecting a fake southern accent a bit now?

"Ah" instead of "I". That sort of thing... not too in your face, but noticeable
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024

---
Southern California, probably.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 01:12 PM (krQz2)

557 "At what point does the number of coincidences preclude something from being coincidental?
Posted by: davidt"


for most purposes I tend toward the Goldfinger Rule:
once is accident, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 01:12 PM (UWgy2)

558 She's just following orders. Mayorkas wants Trump dead.

Posted by: Enough BS at July 22, 2024 01:12 PM (2NXcZ)

559 New: Pretending Harris isn't a drunk

------------

... and stoner.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 01:12 PM (9UaSi)

560 William Timmons good too. Contrasting Jill v Trump event, relative risk vs resources

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 22, 2024 01:12 PM (pXeye)

561 If the justification for your position is that you occasionally check to see if any unsavory characters are in the bathroom or at a restaurant before you let the person you're protecting enter then yes, you should 100% be paid less - and much less - than a man who is a human shield.

Literally hundreds of thousands of moms do that exact bathroom check when they go to the grocery store, Walmart, McDonalds, etc every week (day?).

That's sort of the point.
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 01:06 PM (LGV1j)

She's ALSO a human shield for the female protectee...that's the team she'd be on. She sticks with the female protectee like glue, and actually is most in harm's way.

Like, you get that she would be able to go everywhere, while the male SS could not always...thus, the girl should be paid MORE, if it's by what work is done. But, that's not how it's ever been done. Body gets paid to be body, whether male or female...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 01:12 PM (exHjb)

562
How fvcking tough is it to count shell casings on a roof? How fvcking tough is it to know shit you should know before testifying?

DEI is gonna be the death of this country.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 01:12 PM (RKVpM)

563 534 It occurs to me that in the US bathrooms are now unisex and males can go into any of them they want.
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 01:10 PM (LGV1j)

Just hire trannies to guard the gals. I'm told they're real women, and they consistently beat the other gals at athletic stuff.

Posted by: men make the best women or something at July 22, 2024 01:12 PM (2oViT)

564 557. So we are at enemy action.

Posted by: Enough BS at July 22, 2024 01:13 PM (2NXcZ)

565 Is Gropey Joe dead?

Posted by: XTC at July 22, 2024 01:13 PM (UnA8+)

566 Larry Correia is another person I'd like to see getting a big job in the next Trump administration, just sayin' ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 01:10 PM (UWgy2)

ATF Director! The hearings would be awesome!

Posted by: pookysgirl can hope at July 22, 2024 01:13 PM (dtlDP)

567 As someone who does not have a lot of brain capacity to spare, I have found simply believing the opposite of anything the left says to be an effective strategy.
Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2024 01:10 PM


Have you considered outsourcing some repetitive processing to a larger watch?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 01:13 PM (D9pmM)

568 He is. Gave a press conference no one watched right afterwards.

There's a serious case he can make to disaffected Dem voters. He could be the George Wallace of 2028.


Imma go watch that press conference.

Given the fact that the demorats will continue their massive vote fraud ways, there are 2 things that give me hope they will fail:
the RFK Jr. factor who will peel off votes from the demorats
and the doubling of
Trump support from the minority community. Every battleground state has cities with big minority population.

They can no longer count on solid 90 per cent of that vote.

Posted by: kallisto at July 22, 2024 01:13 PM (dCxaZ)

569 Lol

@SalsaPrice
·
5h
Putin should call the red phone just to see who answers

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 01:13 PM (EGSGm)

570 555 We went through a similar evolution from 2008-2016. I think a lot of us are done with "vote Red no matter who". I don't know if the Dems will have the same level of awakening...possibly because they legitimately think Trump is Hitler. It does help explain why the Dems are trying so hard to remove other leftist alternatives from the ballot, though.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 22, 2024 01:12 PM (uigyg)

========

The successful coup against Biden in 2024 feels very similar to the sustains insurrection against Trump from his own party during his first term.

It's a clarion call.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

571 Ed Morrisey even reported that his wife (a D) was livid at what was going on.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 22, 2024 01:12 PM (uigyg)
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Ah. That explains a bit.

A pussy-whipped whipped pussy.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 01:13 PM (krQz2)

572 Kamala: Ah ain't no ways tard!

👀

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:14 PM (qrUD3)

573 182 The hot new rumor is that Joe is actually dead, which is why the announcement went out on Twitter instead of in a video. I hope someone asks Latrine Jean-Pissoir about that today.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2024 12:32 PM (2ocoG)

perhaps...but WHICH Joe?

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 22, 2024 01:14 PM (Rbu5d)

574 514 What the Dems need to do, poste haste, is to invade Abyssinia. Oh, and get some snappy uniforms.
______

Abyssinia in all the old familiar places...

Posted by: Dr Jill at July 22, 2024 01:14 PM (zYfBi)

575 I'll just see myself to the barrel

Yeah, nice try. The Barrel does not operate on the honor system.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:14 PM (xCA6C)

576 John Morgan is not an idiot. He knows Harris will not appeal to any swing voters.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee
......

But she will to the swinger voters.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

577 Putin should call the red phone just to see who answers

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 01:13 PM (EGSGm)
---
YOU FOOL!!! BIDEN IS DEAD!!!!

Posted by: Unearthly Voice Over the Phone at July 22, 2024 01:14 PM (krQz2)

578 562. This is not DEI , and the left is smart enough to see you'll dig a hole in the sand rather than call them out on their malicious intent.

Posted by: Enough BS at July 22, 2024 01:15 PM (2NXcZ)

579 OMG. My brother just sent me a meme...Joey dropped out of the race on...National Ice Cream Day! LOL

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:15 PM (ynpvh)

580 YOU FOOL!!! BIDEN IS DEAD!!!!

I read that Lovecraft story...

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 01:15 PM (HJ9BW)

581 Ed Morrisey even reported that his wife (a D) was livid at what was going on.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 22, 2024 01:12 PM (uigyg)

How did he know, did she get out the XL strap on?

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:15 PM (qrUD3)

582 Fox just showed a bunch of guys walking around on the infamous "sloped roof". The must have suction cups on the soles of their shoes.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 01:15 PM (LkLld)

583 After this the next job she'll be able to get (after she resigns tonight) will be night security guard at a greeting card print shop.

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 01:15 PM (5fDan)

584 Impeach, arrest, convict….but they have the moral restraint not to kill him!? BS
A multi faceted massive security breach which just happened to occur at the same time a guy wondered onto the roof with a rifle?
Let’s see Cheatle’s phone
Let’s see the shooter’s phone.

Posted by: LexisTexas at July 22, 2024 01:15 PM (MWeTv)

585 Tlaib pontificating about mass shootings and ignoring the attempt on Trump's life. Filthy bitch.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 22, 2024 01:15 PM (woPEM)

586 Biden is doing his goodest.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2024 01:15 PM (yxhux)

587 She's ALSO a human shield for the female protectee...that's the team she'd be on. She sticks with the female protectee like glue, and actually is most in harm's way.

Like, you get that she would be able to go everywhere, while the male SS could not always...thus, the girl should be paid MORE, if it's by what work is done. But, that's not how it's ever been done. Body gets paid to be body, whether male or female...

Posted by: Nova Local

-

Yes, you're making my point for me.

The women can only do that for women. The men can do it for men AND women.

Only being able to do 25% of the job and getting paid 100% the same as the men who have to do everything is a pretty sweet gig.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 01:15 PM (LGV1j)

588 Have you considered outsourcing some repetitive processing to a larger watch?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 01:13 PM (D9pmM)
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No, no I have not. Anything > 42mm is compensating for a deficiency elsewhere.

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2024 01:15 PM (OQSTL)

589 not planned by SS ... but also not STOPPED by SS ... my bet is they have been "leaving the door open" at Trump rallies for months if not years ... just hoping for someone the walk thru ...

Posted by: The Dark Lord at July 22, 2024 01:15 PM (DBAaD)

590 >>> How fvcking tough is it to count shell casings on a roof? How fvcking tough is it to know shit you should know before testifying?

They going to do that but 'The Cleaner' got there first and pressure washed the crime scene.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 22, 2024 01:15 PM (6TUIG)

591 So we are at enemy action.
Posted by: Enough BS at July 22, 2024 01:13 PM (2NXcZ)
---
Well past that on July 13th.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 01:16 PM (krQz2)

592 Let’s see Cheatle’s phone
Let’s see the shooter’s phone.

Ongoing investigation
The FBI

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 01:16 PM (HJ9BW)

593 Weekend at Joey's: Delaware Style

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 01:16 PM (qejsy)

594 590 >>> How fvcking tough is it to count shell casings on a roof? How fvcking tough is it to know shit you should know before testifying?

They going to do that but 'The Cleaner' got there first and pressure washed the crime scene.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 22, 2024 01:15 PM (6TUIG)

TBF, he was told to clear the scene...

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:16 PM (ynpvh)

595 ATF Director! The hearings would be awesome!

Brandon Herrera would be amazing for ATF. He already knows their real mission is to shoot dogs.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2024 01:17 PM (3cXfB)

596 Fox just showed a bunch of guys walking around on the infamous "sloped roof". The must have suction cups on the soles of their shoes.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 01:15 PM (LkLld)


They must be highly-trained agile balance specialists.

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 01:17 PM (OguvZ)

597 Would the reaction be as lackluster if they succeeded assassinating him?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 01:17 PM (RIvkX)

598 582 Fox just showed a bunch of guys walking around on the infamous "sloped roof". The must have suction cups on the soles of their shoes.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 01:15 PM (LkLld)


They are congresscritters.

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 01:17 PM (5fDan)

599 On a different note, it's been awhile since RCP posted a Sienna NY State Trump-Biden poll.

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 01:18 PM (rj6Yv)

600 Fox just showed a bunch of guys walking around on the infamous "sloped roof". The must have suction cups on the soles of their shoes.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 01:15 PM (LkLld)

They must be highly-trained agile balance specialists.
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 01:17 PM (OguvZ)
---
I'm going for Spiderverse spidermen.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 01:18 PM (krQz2)

601 National Ice Cream Day was yesterday folks. Joey resigned on National Ice Cream Day.

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:18 PM (ynpvh)

602 The roof walking video was staged by Stanley Kubrick. Look at the waving flag. Everyone knows there is no wind on a sloped roof.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 01:18 PM (qrUD3)

603 I'd like to know how many of the women there that day were SS and how many were TSA.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 01:18 PM (LGV1j)

604 Yes, you're making my point for me.

The women can only do that for women. The men can do it for men AND women.

Only being able to do 25% of the job and getting paid 100% the same as the men who have to do everything is a pretty sweet gig.
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 01:15 PM (LGV1j)

Men cannot ever fully protect a female protectee just like women cannot ever fully protect a male protectee.

So, both can only do part of the job for the opposite gender.

Still stuck on equal pay b/c until we have male-male, male-male protectees for Pres/spouse and VP/spouse, you need both. And if Mayor Pete does get the top job and we find another male couple for the 2nd, America probably ends anyway, so we won't need to figure out what to do with secret service...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 01:18 PM (exHjb)

605 Fox just showed a bunch of guys walking around on the infamous "sloped roof". The must have suction cups on the soles of their shoes.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 01:15 PM (LkLld)

Golf shoes:-P

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 22, 2024 01:18 PM (JOR6L)

606 He is. Gave a press conference no one watched right afterwards.

I watched it. It became clear to me afterwards why the donks will never embrace him. He is a threat to the grift machine.

Posted by: Halfhand at July 22, 2024 01:19 PM (Q5Ulg)

607 Putin should call the red phone just to see who answers

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
.......

"Hello? This is Kamalama."

*Vlad pushes launch button*

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 01:19 PM (v0R5T)

608 Just saw a version of the "Don't Tread On Me" flag, with an end-on view of a building with a gently-sloping roof in place of the rattlesnake.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 01:19 PM (D9pmM)

609 A lot of people are having fun with the sloped roof. Comedy gold.

Posted by: steevy at July 22, 2024 01:19 PM (HJ9BW)

610 Sorry, can't talk about the JFK assassination. Ongoing investigation, you know.

Posted by: FIB at July 22, 2024 01:19 PM (krQz2)

611 600 Fox just showed a bunch of guys walking around on the infamous "sloped roof". The must have suction cups on the soles of their shoes.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 01:15 PM (LkLld)

They must be highly-trained agile balance specialists.
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 01:17 PM (OguvZ)
---
I'm going for Spiderverse spidermen.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 01:18 PM (krQz2)

Naw, just wearing hoof shoes.
https://tinyurl.com/y3hzp4kd

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:19 PM (ynpvh)

612 568 He is. Gave a press conference no one watched right afterwards.


I watched it! he was really good - especially with the questions afterwards

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 01:19 PM (s3qiR)

613 The roof walking video was staged by Stanley Kubrick. Look at the waving flag. Everyone knows there is no wind on a sloped roof.

Don't be absurd. There's no classical music soundtrack.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:19 PM (xCA6C)

614 How soon until the media starts demanding proof of life? Their lies and obfuscations can only hold for so long...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 01:10 PM (7fElN)

-----------

"The kidnappers are pulling out F. Joe's hair plugs one at a time and sending them to different media companies ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 01:19 PM (9UaSi)

615 Putin should call the red phone just to see who answers

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE RED PHONE ISN'T A PHONE. IT ORIGINALLY WAS A TELETYPE; NOW IT IS A SECURE COMPUTER LINK WITH EMAIL, SO THEY CAN HAVE THE SAME PERSON SENDING THE TWEET TYPE 'IT'S REALLY ME, JOE' IN THE EMAIL

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 22, 2024 01:20 PM (yOPBE)

616 @alx
Donald Trump was:

-Impeached
-Banned from all social media
-Threatened with ballot removal
-Indicted
-Arrested
-Convicted
-Shot

And Joe Biden is the one who dropped out.

https://tinyurl.com/3nb5z7mk

Via Insty.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 01:20 PM (6VSsX)

617 Did any of you morons have a Super Ball when you were kids? Super Balls are fucking amazing.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 01:20 PM (n17eQ)

618 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
.@RepNancyMace
to Cheatle: "You're full of sh*t!" 🔥



yep
she said shit
right there in the hallowed halls of Congress

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 01:20 PM (/7KEl)

619 The 25th Amendment can be invoked by the Cabinet and the VP. Problem is, The Cabinet hasn't met since October 2023.

Not by accident, I'm sure.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 22, 2024 01:20 PM (yxhux)

620 Come on man, give her a break. She caught the frito bandito!!!

Posted by: Mud at July 22, 2024 01:20 PM (Fy6Ai)

621 I watched it! he was really good - especially with the questions afterwards

Who he?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:20 PM (xCA6C)

622 519 First time a presidential candidate did not publicly appear to announce an end of their campaign.
_____

It was always done this way. Totally normal.

Here, have some Victory Gin, it'll help get you thinking correctly.

Posted by: Media (1984 is how to manual) at July 22, 2024 01:20 PM (zYfBi)

623 590 >>> How fvcking tough is it to count shell casings on a roof? How fvcking tough is it to know shit you should know before testifying?

They going to do that but 'The Cleaner' got there first and pressure washed the crime scene.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 22, 2024 01:15 PM (6TUIG)

TBF, he was told to clear the scene...
Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 01:16 PM (ynpvh)

Considering the sheer "incompetence" of the entire protection detail, I wouldn't be surprised if ALL of the casings were picked up as souvenirs.

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 01:21 PM (rj6Yv)

624 The gaslighting will continue until you plebes stop asking questions!

Posted by: Dir Cheatle at July 22, 2024 01:21 PM (tT6L1)

625 NOOD

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 01:21 PM (DRSnL)

626 New one

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:21 PM (xCA6C)

627 Putin should call the red phone just to see who answers
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 01:13 PM (EGSGm)

"Wei?"

"What? Which way? Who's this?"

"Xi."

"Who?"

"Not Hu. Hu last guy. This Xi."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 01:21 PM (VoAdT)

628 Men cannot ever fully protect a female protectee just like women cannot ever fully protect a male protectee.


the fuck they can't

we have stalls, nova wtf are you on?

no need - NONE - for female SS agents

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 01:21 PM (s3qiR)

629 This woman is amazing. What a job she has. All the authority, none of the knowledge, even less responsibility.

All you have to do is sit through some kabuki in congress, get yelled at for an hour or two, then go back to doing nothing.

Really sweet gig.

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 22, 2024 01:21 PM (pZ0Mr)

630 The roof walking video was staged by Stanley Kubrick. Look at the waving flag. Everyone knows there is no wind on a sloped roof.
Posted by: ...


The sloped roof is on a sound stage!!!

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 01:21 PM (6pLRH)

631 Just saw a version of the "Don't Tread On Me" flag, with an end-on view of a building with a gently-sloping roof in place of the rattlesnake.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 01:19 PM (D9pmM)

--------------

Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM (9UaSi)

632 621 I watched it! he was really good - especially with the questions afterwards

Who he?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 01:20 PM (xCA6C)

RFK JR I believe.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM (JOR6L)

633 A long chain of coincidences culminates withe assassination (attempt) of the despised enemy of the deep state? Yeah, that's enemy action, and Cheatle should receive a proper enhanced interrogation off-site.
"You don't know who you're messing with!!!"

Posted by: A Right Bleedin' Bastard at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM (Ybyk2)

634 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM (D9pmM)

635 628 Men cannot ever fully protect a female protectee just like women cannot ever fully protect a male protectee.


the fuck they can't

we have stalls, nova wtf are you on?

no need - NONE - for female SS agents

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 01:21 PM (s3qiR)

I'm on the sane side of the discussion. The one that women would want if they were the protectee. No one forgets the male Secret Service scandal...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 01:22 PM (exHjb)

636 Yes, as cited above:

Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 20m
Rep. Mace gets Cheatle to admit July 13 was a "colossal failure." Cheatle admits July 13 was preventable.

Mace says it is "bullshit" that Cheatle has no idea how her opening statement got to Punchbowl News, Politico before Committee received it.

"You're full of shit today," Mace says to Cheatle over objections from some committee members.

Cheatle says she has to get back to Mace about whether all records and recordings in USSS possession have been produced to committee per request.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 01:23 PM (wse2C)

637 YOU FOOL!!! BIDEN IS DEAD!!!!

Posted by: Unearthly Voice Over the Phone at July 22, 2024 01:14 PM (krQz2)

I'll believe that when I see the reaper doing the snoopy dance.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 22, 2024 01:24 PM (VwHCD)

638 John Wayne bought an old navy ship and re-did the inside while retaining some aspects of it's military past. There are pics on a website of it:
https://tinyurl.com/4jw94cjy
Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at July 22, 2024 12:50 PM (ynpvh)

The Wild Goose! I remember seeing it in Georgia Strait at least once. He liked to cruise the inland waters of Washington and B.C.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2024 01:24 PM (nK4uM)

639 Mark Judge: Are Republicans ready for Kamala Harris, the queen of opposition research?

Did she research how Tulsi was going to kick her in the box during the first debate?

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 01:24 PM (OguvZ)

640 The roof walking video was staged by Stanley Kubrick. Look at the waving flag. Everyone knows there is no wind on a sloped roof.
Posted by: ...

The sloped roof is on a sound stage!!!
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 01:21 PM (6pLRH)

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OUT: Capricorn One.
IN: Crappyscorn One.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 01:25 PM (9UaSi)

641 Is Kamala an alky?

If she is, at least she's a happy drunk, not a mean drunk. So she has that going for her. Which is nice.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 22, 2024 01:25 PM (/y8xj)

642 Did the Dems jam toothpicks under Joe's fingernails?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 01:25 PM (JLq/1)

643 No it was an awl though the nose. He didn't move...

Posted by: catman at July 22, 2024 01:27 PM (4HMlb)

644 The "they let it happen" are considered the reasonable ones.

OK then.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen


It fits the available information with fewest extra assumptions. It's the base default conclusion, and until we get something solid saying the FBI or someone was actively directing the shooter, it's the best bet. Deliberate, malicious negligence. And it's absolutely bad enough to justify burning the whole damn thing down.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at July 22, 2024 01:29 PM (OUMaO)

645 393 "An AR-15 has a range of about 400-600 yards. Why is the Secret Service protective perimeter shorter than one of the most popular semi-automatic weapons in the United States?"
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The average range of an AR-15 in the hands of an average shooter is 300 yards. To shoot further, accurately, you need a better shooter.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 12:54 PM (n17eQ)

Really depends on the rifle configuration and the projectile.
heavy bullets 77gr and the correct twist get you to the top end of the range consistantly.
18-24 in barrel doesn't hurt either.

That being said, even with 55 gr out of a carbine 130 yards... do not want to be downrange of that.

Posted by: Inogame at July 22, 2024 01:32 PM (53oGX)

646 Nancy Pelosi endorses Kamala.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 01:34 PM (NpAcC)

647 There was a failed attempt to kill candidate Donald Trump
A week later, the POTUS decides to abandon re-election

.. suspicious

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 01:36 PM (RHGPo)

648 645 Posted by: Inogame at July 22, 2024 01:32 PM (53oGX)

The old US Army and Marine standards for infantry using 20" barreled M-16s was 3-600 yards as a long range shot....

with Iron Sights.

Posted by: sven at July 22, 2024 01:43 PM (X0I7i)

649 Microsoft had Clippy. Cheatle said hold my beer and went with Slopey.

Oh and FWIW, the slope on that roof was 4%, a Wheelchair ramp is 10%. How do the agents not get injured walking up those ramps?

Posted by: TXBrass at July 22, 2024 02:12 PM (zT+PS)

650 ""Jill Biden had 12 agents for "post standing" at her Pittsburgh event, while Trump had only 3 for his rally in Butler.""


Hmm. Wonder if those 3 actual agents, as opposed to subcontractors or agents from other agencies, were those 2 rotund, vertically challenged little idiots running around with their heads cut off incapable of holstering weapon. My God, imagine if they perceived an imaginary threat and started shooting, spraying bullets in every direction. I would guess their marksmanship is as bad as their protocol savvy.

Posted by: docweasel at July 22, 2024 02:25 PM (L7p8z)

651 I meant THREE, not 2

Posted by: docweasel at July 22, 2024 02:26 PM (L7p8z)

652 The head of the Secret Service resigned after Reagan was shot... Kimberly Cheatle didn't know that.

To use Kamala Harris's phrase, Cheatle is "unburdened by the past." She's making her duties in the job up as she goes along, and learning from "mistakes" like letting a sniper get off 8 shots from close-in. Just a few more critical government employees killed and she'll start to get the hang of it.

Who knew Secret Service Director was a learn-on-the-job position?

Posted by: Socratease at July 22, 2024 02:26 PM (t8Egx)

653 Just think of all of the SS and cabinet-'member' 'manpower' that Kamala will 'siphon off' when Joe gets 25thed. We're talking UXO-, Hurt Locker- grade kneepads. We're going to see a lot of entries in the WH visitor log for dentists specializing in Trismus in the next few months.

Posted by: purdizzle at July 22, 2024 02:27 PM (QXAfa)

654 Did anyone ask her about the "slope" theory today? What is her new temporary limited hangout?

Posted by: docweasel at July 22, 2024 02:48 PM (L7p8z)

655 The Secret Service sent more men to raid Trump in Florida than it assigned to protect him in PA.

Posted by: Jane at July 22, 2024 03:06 PM (bXvrr)

656 Government is well known for not being good at anything other than stealing money from taxpayers...

I am convinced the assassination attempt had government involvement.

Posted by: Danimal28 at July 22, 2024 03:17 PM (klw0w)

657 With protection like that who needs Enemies?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 22, 2024 04:15 PM (wGqjj)

658 Confirming the number of "spent shell casings were found on the roof of the assassin's perch" would also allow them to see if that number matches the audio of the gunfire confirming if there was more than 1 shooter...

Posted by: Number_6 at July 22, 2024 05:43 PM (oQvZq)

659 I conducted a highly technical review of the gunfire audio:

crack crack crack...boom boom boom...ka-pow

Crooks Crooks Crooks...Feds Feds Feds...the Shuddup, kid- Sniper

You're welcome.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 23, 2024 03:12 PM (qPdk1)

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