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Biden's Puppetmasters Race to Nominate the Vegetable Early, but Congressmen Continue Their Dump Biden Efforts

Happy Tuesday, everyone! There was so much news yesterday I forgot to greet everyone. Hope you're all doing well.

I'm not. My eyes are burning out of my skull. I think maybe I've been on the computer too much the past week.

The dwindling Biden Wing of the party is planning to nominate Biden "virtually" -- over a Zoom call -- in #twoweeks, well ahead of the actual Democrat National Convention.

They're doing this to stop all talk of replacing Biden with a living person.


The Democratic National Committee is quietly steaming ahead with plans to technically nominate President Biden weeks before the party's convention next month, Axios has learned.

Why it matters: It's the latest effort by Biden's team to stamp out the Democratic rebellion that's been pushing for the president to step aside since his bad performance in the June 27 debate.

Once Biden receives votes from a majority of the nearly 4,000 delegates, it will become exceedingly difficult to remove him from atop the Democratic presidential ticket.

The DNC's current plan is to train state party chairs next week on how to conduct the electronic voting in a secure way. The window for voting is likely to open on July 29 and conclude by Aug. 5, according to people familiar with the matter.

If the working plan for a "virtual roll call" holds, Biden just has to outlast his party's critics for about two more weeks.

For the 81-year-old Biden, time finally may be on his side.

...

What we're hearing: Some delegates are concerned that the DNC is trying to jam them by moving up the voting deadline.

"Behind the scenes, people at the Biden campaign and DNC are working to put in the fix," Jennifer Laszlo Mizrahi, a Biden delegate from Maryland, wrote to her fellow state delegates last week, according to an email obtained by Axios.

Biden? "Fixing" a vote? PREPOSTEROUS!!!

I've been told that Biden gets elected by the cleanest voting in all of human history!

"Put simply, they are trying to shut down the process earlier. We can't allow it," she wrote. "I am asking you to ask the DNC to stop pushing for an early vote."

...

Meanwhile, Biden and his team are arguing that his nomination is a foregone conclusion.

"I'm the nominee of this party because 14 million Democrats like you voted for me in the primaries," he said Friday in Detroit.


Meantime, the Dump Biden caucus has "resurfaced" after going briefly quiet after their attempted assassination Real President Trump.

Democratic members of Congress are reviving a fight over President Biden's candidacy following a brief respite in the wake of Saturday's assassination attempt against former President Trump, Axios has learned.

Why it matters: Some lawmakers are uneasy about the Democratic National Committee's plans to forge ahead with a virtual roll call vote to nominate Biden weeks before the Democratic convention.

"People are back to being angry at Biden and a push to sign on to this letter is going around ... the 'replace Biden' movement is back," a House Democrat told Axios.

Driving the news: A letter circulating among congressional Democrats argues that there is "no legal justification" for an early virtual roll call after Ohio moved its filing deadline past the date of the Democratic convention.

There was also no legal justification or precedent for mailing out tens of millions of absentee ballots to every name and address in the voting database, knowing that many people were dead and that many of these addresses were former addresses. All of these mail-in ballots were scooped up by vote fraudsters.

And you supported that.

So eat shit, fascist Civilization-Destroyers.

A full copy of the draft letter, details of which were first reported by the New York Times, was obtained by Axios:

Zoom in: Reps. Susan Wild (D-Pa.), a swing-district lawmaker, and Mike Quigley (D-Ill), who has publicly called on Biden to withdraw, told Axios they plan to sign onto the letter.

Another House Democrat with apprehensions about Biden's candidacy told Axios they have received the letter and are considering signing on.
Senior aides to two other House Democrats told Axios their bosses plan to sign on.
Rep. Jared Huffman (D-Calif.), who told Biden on a Progressive Caucus call last Saturday that he worries the president is being shielded from bad news, has been circulating the letter to colleagues, according to one lawmaker.

Between the lines: In an interview with Axios, Huffman declined to speak about the letter beyond denying that he personally drafted it, but said the early roll call can "only be for political reasons."

"I just think it's a terrible idea for the DNC to do this, I just think people see right through it, and at a time when we have this huge enthusiasm gap with the Republicans, to do a stunt like this is just going to make it worse," he said.

The Democrats shouldn't worry -- they have Kamala warming up in the bullpen.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:18 PM




Comments

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1 Good morning, Ace!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 01:18 PM (tT6L1)

2 Dos

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at July 16, 2024 01:18 PM (gbOdA)

3 Yes, I know you're Eastern time so, good Afternoon, Ace.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 01:18 PM (tT6L1)

4 "The Democrats shouldn't worry -- they have Kamala warming up in the bullpen."

[Raises eyebrow excitedly]

-- Willie Brown

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 16, 2024 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

5 Have you tried any eye drops, Ace?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 16, 2024 01:19 PM (Q0kLU)

6 The dwindling Biden Wing of the party is planning to nominate Biden "virtually" -- over a Zoom call -- in #twoweeks, well ahead of the actual Democrat National Convention.

He is on the ballots in GA WI and NV unless death. Also this date gets him on OH AL and another I forgot.

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at July 16, 2024 01:20 PM (gbOdA)

7 Really weird. I can't see a Biden quote without hearing it in a mumbling slobbering voice

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 01:20 PM (77JBp)

8 My eyes are burning out of my skull. I think maybe I've been on the computer too much the past week.

I suspect it isn't going to get much better for awhile. Oh, well. If Trump can power through having his ear shot off, I have faith you'll be able to do the same.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 01:20 PM (xCA6C)

9
"what has been" = experience

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:20 PM (EufLR)

10 I'm not. My eyes are burning out of my skull. I think maybe I've been on the computer too much the past week.

Take care Ace. Check your blood pressure, make sure it isn't too high. AS long as you haven't done what that Asian woman did some years ago...
Computer Vision Syndrome?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 16, 2024 01:20 PM (ynpvh)

11 They're doing this to stop all talk of replacing Biden with a living person.
----------
I laughed.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 16, 2024 01:20 PM (3Fz6p)

12 The Zoom call needs to be leaked.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2024 01:20 PM (U0ECT)

13 The dwindling Biden Wing of the party is planning to nominate Biden "virtually" -- over a Zoom call -- in #twoweeks, well ahead of the actual Democrat National Convention.


Wasn't that talked about as being needed in order to get him on the ballot in states like Ohio?

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2024 01:21 PM (aRLgQ)

14 Could be lupus.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 01:21 PM (LkLld)

15 “what can be, unburdened by what has been.”

WTF does that mean?

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at July 16, 2024 01:21 PM (gbOdA)

16 Because the Democrat Party is all about saving our Precious Democracy.

Posted by: mrp at July 16, 2024 01:21 PM (rj6Yv)

17 This is what democracy looks like!

Posted by: Biden's handlers at July 16, 2024 01:21 PM (oasF3)

18 Democrats: We must protect Democracy!

Obsever: Biden won the primaries and has the most votes.

Democrats: F#$k that!

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 16, 2024 01:21 PM (HDPZ6)

19 They're doing this to stop all talk of replacing Biden with a living person.

-------

Sometimes these one-offs kill me.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 16, 2024 01:21 PM (JeYYB)

20 I'm not. My eyes are burning out of my skull. I think maybe I've been on the computer too much the past week.
-

Get a cheapo humidifier. It will work wonders.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:21 PM (EufLR)

21 Could be lupus.

It's a toomah!

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 01:21 PM (xCA6C)

22 Dooo it

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2024 01:21 PM (HJ9BW)

23 Willowed:

Disgraced Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle is now saying they didn’t put snipers on the roof where the shooter was b/c it was “sloped” and “not safe”.

The slope on that roof is what? Maybe 15 degrees?

To fall off that thing you'd pretty much have to lay down and then purposely roll off the edge.

Good call, Cola Chick!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 16, 2024 01:21 PM (eDfFs)

24 Hi ace! Try putting frozen cucumber slices on your closed eyes for a few minutes. It can help.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 16, 2024 01:21 PM (4XwPj)

25 These people are stupid. Joe is going to lose. Changing candidates means you believe Joe is going to lose...but, don't realize whatever candidate is chosen will also lose.

Down ballot democrats are probably also seeing their chances of re-election going down the drain, too.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 01:21 PM (tT6L1)

26 This is the time for unity among Democrats.

That they're continuing this nonsense right now is idiotic.

Stealing elections and completely giving over the machine politics makes you stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

27 Yeehaw!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 16, 2024 01:21 PM (/HDaX)

28 That's the way democracy works!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 16, 2024 01:22 PM (L/fGl)

29 Biden is like the college football coach that went 2- 46 for last four seasons.

Posted by: polynikes at July 16, 2024 01:22 PM (B1dzx)

30
too late to "hide the decline".

Biden's NBC Lester Holt interview was a display of Biden's mental decline. Holt to his credit had follow up questions for Biden which made him pissy and arrogant.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 16, 2024 01:22 PM (+oR7L)

31 Miss Piggy>>>>>>>>Liz Cheney

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2024 01:22 PM (HJ9BW)

32 The dwindling Biden Wing of the party is planning to nominate Biden "virtually" -- over a Zoom call -- in #twoweeks, well ahead of the actual Democrat National Convention.

=======

Again, they don't have to do this.

Ohio put through the fix. They can wait until the convention.

The DNC is wholly on Biden's side.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 01:22 PM (GBKbO)

33 i would like a virtual hamburger on a virtual roll, please
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 16, 2024 01:20 PM (CWTWj)
-----------
I will virtually pay you Tuesday for a virtual hamburger today.

Posted by: virtual Wellington J. Wimpy at July 16, 2024 01:22 PM (3Fz6p)

34 Disgraced Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle is now saying they didn’t put snipers on the roof where the shooter was b/c it was “sloped” and “not safe”.

-

Only out of shape trannies are able to scale roofs like that!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:22 PM (EufLR)

35 Democracy is what we tell you it is... peon.

Posted by: Democrats at July 16, 2024 01:22 PM (Q4IgG)

36 Disgraced Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle is now saying they didn’t put snipers on the roof where the shooter was b/c it was “sloped” and “not safe”.

The slope on that roof is what? Maybe 15 degrees?

To fall off that thing you'd pretty much have to lay down and then purposely roll off the edge.

Good call, Cola Chick!


She has to work with what she has.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 01:22 PM (xCA6C)

37 I like circles!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 16, 2024 01:22 PM (Y8lzz)

38 I could be difficult - I believe they have already filled out and signed over three quarters of a million ballots in PA and MI.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 16, 2024 01:22 PM (lTGtQ)

39 I'm not. My eyes are burning out of my skull. I think maybe I've been on the computer too much the past week.

Slap a hot iron on it.

Posted by: Lacrimal Puncta at July 16, 2024 01:22 PM (w9Wax)

40 I don't think Kamala ever needs to warm up

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 01:23 PM (77JBp)

41 Once Biden receives votes from a majority of the nearly 4,000 delegates,


it will become exceedingly difficult to remove him from atop the Democratic presidential ticket.



He could always have an outdoor rally, IYKWIM.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 01:23 PM (Wt5CP)

42 I think the Dem congresscritters are facing a slope too steep to climb, especially after lunch.

Posted by: mrp at July 16, 2024 01:23 PM (rj6Yv)

43 Happy Tuesday, everyone! There was so much news yesterday I forgot to greet everyone. Hope you're all doing well.


Hey, Ace!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 16, 2024 01:23 PM (v6JzV)

44 3 simple steps to protecting democracy

1. Ban speech you don’t approve of
2. Attempt to assassinate political rivals
3 Tell millions of your party’s voters their votes no longer matter

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 16, 2024 01:23 PM (BzTNr)

45 The Democrats shouldn't worry -- they have Kamala warming up in the bullpen.

I'm sure she warms their cockles...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 16, 2024 01:23 PM (ynpvh)

46 "People are back to being angry at Biden and a push to sign on to this letter is going around ... the 'replace Biden' movement is back," a House Democrat told Axios.

========

Good. Keep being angry.

And then turn your ire to the people who told you he was fine. Turn on the media. Turn on the donors. Turn on the power players who refused a primary.

RFK Jr. for new head of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 01:23 PM (GBKbO)

47 16 Could be lupus.
Posted by: JackStraw

What about sarcoidosis?

Posted by: Dr. House at July 16, 2024 01:23 PM (oasF3)

48 Hi Ace
Just figured you were busy.
I can't seem to get off X. Things moving so fast. Plus it's hot as hell here so not sure I want to brave the elements.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 16, 2024 01:23 PM (t/2Uw)

49 These people are stupid. Joe is going to lose. Changing candidates means you believe Joe is going to lose...but, don't realize whatever candidate is chosen will also lose.

Down ballot democrats are probably also seeing their chances of re-election going down the drain, too.


This is where they'll put the bulk of their efforts. They know Biden is a lost cause.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 01:23 PM (xCA6C)

50 Cleaning your contact lenses with Draino again?

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 16, 2024 01:23 PM (JRP2U)

51
Hell, they fix national elections. What's a nomination?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2024 01:23 PM (1Nxff)

52 Disgraced Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle is now saying they didn’t put snipers on the roof where the shooter was b/c it was “sloped” and “not safe”.

The slope on that roof is what? Maybe 15 degrees?

To fall off that thing you'd pretty much have to lay down and then purposely roll off the edge.

Good call, Cola Chick!

She has to work with what she has.

Posted by: Archimedes



Have you ever tried to walk on a metal roof in three inch heels?

- DEI hire Cheatle

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 16, 2024 01:23 PM (lTGtQ)

53 Could be lupus.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 01:21 PM (LkLld)


It's not lupus!

Posted by: Dr. House at July 16, 2024 01:23 PM (OguvZ)

54 The DNC's current plan is to train state party chairs next week on how to conduct the electronic voting in a secure way.

And what, exactly, would that be I wonder? Hmmmm.
It is to laugh.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2024 01:24 PM (Aqu9a)

55 Google "painful eyes". What's the worst that could happen?

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 16, 2024 01:24 PM (Z8Yh2)

56 What are the chances the DNC cancels the Chicago gig entirely, and does everything online

because 'f*** it, we're going down in flames anyway'

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 01:24 PM (/7KEl)

57 >>> 614
My libtard neighbor keeps playing "up on the roof" by the drifters on repeat. Should I take this as a threat?
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 16, 2024 01:20 PM (+oR7L)

I don't know but I might be tempted to pay some teenagers to TP and egg his house.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 01:24 PM (VavZF)

58 To fall off that thing you'd pretty much have to lay down and then purposely roll off the edge.

Good call, Cola Chick!

She has to work with what she has.
Posted by: Archimedes


Midget's & quadriplegics.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 01:24 PM (Wt5CP)

59 Slap a hot iron on it.
Posted by: Lacrimal Puncta

Rub snow on it and move out, as my late father-in-law used to say.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 16, 2024 01:24 PM (v6JzV)

60 Ace, Systane makes preservative-free synthetic eye drops that, if you put them in the fridge for an hour and then use, your eyes will feel a lot better.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 16, 2024 01:24 PM (bNf8H)

61 "The Democrats shouldn't worry -- they have Kamala warming up in the bullpen."

Bullpen. Bull. Pen.

heh heh.

Posted by: Beavis at July 16, 2024 01:24 PM (iG8tW)

62 Once Biden receives votes from a majority of the nearly 4,000 delegates,


it will become exceedingly difficult to remove him from atop the Democratic presidential ticket.

-

I don't think they'll bother. Alley Cat Trump is going to stomp anyone now, and they might as well let Joe be the loser.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:24 PM (EufLR)

63 Corn Pop shot me once. True story. Blew my lung clean out with an RK, a, an, A Kalishnicoj, anyway.

I shoved that lung back in with my bare hands and used the first-aid kit in my 18 wheeler. Didn't even cry. That sissy Trump cries.

*whisper* But I don't. I don't ever. My word as O'Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 16, 2024 01:25 PM (6iQiX)

64 The Democrats shouldn't worry -- they have Kamala warming up in the bullpen.

Yep, hour after hour of sucking that golf ball through that hose.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2024 01:25 PM (pohLc)

65 "I'm not. My eyes are burning out of my skull. "

Sorry to hear that. Ace. Consider st some point today putting up a "Gone Fishing" post and just have some open threads. We posters at ASHQ greatly appreciate your thoughts but we could all yammer on without any written incentive if you need a break.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2024 01:25 PM (F75uH)

66 Hi ace! Try putting frozen cucumber slices on your closed eyes for a few minutes. It can help.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 16, 2024 01:21 PM (4XwPj)

I can send him a basket of cucumbers!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 16, 2024 01:25 PM (w6EFb)

67 >>Hi ace! Try putting frozen cucumber slices on your closed eyes for a few minutes. It can help.

And post pictures.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 01:25 PM (LkLld)

68 58 To fall off that thing you'd pretty much have to lay down and then purposely roll off the edge.

Good call, Cola Chick!

She has to work with what she has.
Posted by: Archimedes


Midget's & quadriplegics.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 01:24 PM (Wt5CP)

I saw Midget Quadriplegic Assassins front for...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 16, 2024 01:25 PM (ynpvh)

69 Others have suggested that the Democrats may be scheming to let Joe lose in a landslide and focus on limiting the down-ticket bleeding.

Except:
1) a preference cascade at the top will wipe out a lot of their buffer dams, losing them a lot of "safe" seats.
Old Joe vs. Fighting Don; every Dem has to swim against that riptide now.
2) the narrow loss in FL to DeSantis, with gains in the legislature, led to cleanup of the voting. FL is now solid red.
That will be a priority in every state under the Trump RNC.
They will lose the chance to cheat for decades.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 01:25 PM (oCvig)

70 AS long as you haven't done what that Asian woman did some years ago...
Computer Vision Syndrome?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 16, 2024 01:20 PM (ynpvh)


Tattoo his eyes black? That never ends well.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 16, 2024 01:25 PM (/HDaX)

71 My libtard neighbor keeps playing "up on the roof" by the drifters on repeat. Should I take this as a threat?
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 16, 2024 01:20 PM (+oR7L)

I don't know but I might be tempted to pay some teenagers to TP and egg his house.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at

Youre a lot nicer than me...

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 16, 2024 01:25 PM (CIS44)

72 59 Slap a hot iron on it.
Posted by: Lacrimal Puncta

Rub snow on it and move out, as my late father-in-law used to say.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 16, 2024 01:24 PM (v6JzV)

You mean DON'T rub dirt in/on it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 16, 2024 01:25 PM (ynpvh)

73 My eyes are burning out of my skull
Posted by: ace


********

Perhaps you need to turn down the temperature, ace...

Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2024 01:25 PM (uCfKO)

74 Disgraced Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle is now saying they didn’t put snipers on the roof where the shooter was b/c it was “sloped” and “not safe”.

The slope on that roof is what? Maybe 15 degrees?

To fall off that thing you'd pretty much have to lay down and then purposely roll off the edge.

Good call, Cola Chick!

She has to work with what she has.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 01:22 PM (xCA6C)

Weeble-shaped agents?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2024 01:26 PM (Aqu9a)

75 Are elected Republicans angry and demanding answers, or are they promising to spend money on National Parks like usual?

If you ever want to really piss yourself off more than usual, go to the C-Span Congressional Twitter feed during one of these times when Republicans should be baying for fucking blood, and read the tweets from their own timelines.

You will never ever look ay any elected fuckstain Republican the same way again.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 01:26 PM (77JBp)

76 Government snipers can only work on flat surfaces. Good to know.

Posted by: Megthered at July 16, 2024 01:26 PM (W1XW9)

77 Menendez guilty on all counts. Schumer "calling" on him to resign.

If only he had any power over an organization that could do something about it....

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 01:26 PM (xhfG9)

78 Disgraced Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle is now saying they didn’t put snipers on the roof where the shooter was b/c it was “sloped” and “not safe”.

The slope on that roof is what? Maybe 15 degrees?

To fall off that thing you'd pretty much have to lay down and then purposely roll off the edge.

Good call, Cola Chick!

She has to work with what she has.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 01:22 PM (xCA6C)
_______

She's also burying the important point: that her stumblebum gaggle of DEI retards never bothered to secure or monitor the roof. They didn't need an actual person on the roof. But they did need to secure it or at least keep an eye on it. There's videos of the crowd noticing Crook on the roof -- and yelling "there's a guy on the roof!" -- long before he starts shooting. This was 100% preventable with only minimal competence.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 16, 2024 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

79 Could be lupus.
Posted by: JackStraw

Not to be confused with our Wolfus. Because it's definitely not Wolfus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 16, 2024 01:26 PM (v6JzV)

80 Joe Biden will suffer in the fires of hell for eternity after being reduced to a husk of a man and laughingstock on earth.

Very Nebuchadnezzar-esque.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 01:26 PM (evvc2)

81 Believe me you, I was "Unburdened" by the Vice President on many occasions.

Posted by: WILLIE BROWN at July 16, 2024 01:26 PM (rn2/h)

82 59 What are the chances the DNC cancels the Chicago gig entirely, and does everything online

because 'f*** it, we're going down in flames anyway'
---------------
So like the Oscars with Batman Ballet and Stephen Stills?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 16, 2024 01:26 PM (n17eQ)

83 My eyes are burning out of my skull
Posted by: ace



Had that happen right before I came down with the flu.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 01:26 PM (Wt5CP)

84 Willowed: .have they flown in Matt Hooper from the Oceanographic Institute to determine it was "not a boating accident"?
Posted by: Lex at July 16, 2024


***
"I am not talking to a man who is tuning up to be a hot lunch!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2024 01:26 PM (J2vNu)

85 Sup

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 16, 2024 01:27 PM (lUhzf)

86 Others have suggested that the Democrats may be scheming to let Joe lose in a landslide and focus on limiting the down-ticket bleeding.

Except:
1) a preference cascade at the top will wipe out a lot of their buffer dams, losing them a lot of "safe" seats.
Old Joe vs. Fighting Don; every Dem has to swim against that riptide now.
2) the narrow loss in FL to DeSantis, with gains in the legislature, led to cleanup of the voting. FL is now solid red.
That will be a priority in every state under the Trump RNC.
They will lose the chance to cheat for decades.


But what choice do they have? As has been pointed out, nobody else wants to be the nom this year, and Biden is sure to auger in.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 01:27 PM (xCA6C)

87 69 2) the narrow loss in FL to DeSantis, with gains in the legislature, led to cleanup of the voting. FL is now solid red.
That will be a priority in every state under the Trump RNC.
They will lose the chance to cheat for decades.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 01:25 PM (oCvig)

=========

If this happens, and if we end up with legislatures who simply decide that cleaning the voter rolls is a priority, Democrats are in for a world of hurt for a long time.

They've already lost the voters. They lost them a long time ago. That's why they have to ballot box stuff across six states like Tammany Hall in the middle of the night to barely get a victory.

But the money men won't allow them to slow down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

88 74 Disgraced Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle is now saying they didn’t put snipers on the roof where the shooter was b/c it was “sloped” and “not safe”.

The slope on that roof is what? Maybe 15 degrees?

To fall off that thing you'd pretty much have to lay down and then purposely roll off the edge.

Good call, Cola Chick!

She has to work with what she has.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 01:22 PM (xCA6C)

Weeble-shaped agents?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2024 01:26 PM (Aqu9a)

She must not have those; the don't fall down.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 16, 2024 01:27 PM (ynpvh)

89 I saw Midget Quadriplegic Assassins front for...

So, Ike the Spike has gone to work for the USSS.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 16, 2024 01:27 PM (/HDaX)

90 “what can be, unburdened by what has been.”

WTF does that mean?
Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at July 16, 2024 01:21 PM (gbOdA)


1 - It's her trying to sound eloquent and inspiring. Trying.

2 - Shouldn't it be "unburdened FROM what has been"??

Or does she really mean "what has been" is doing the unburdening of "what can be"? I don't have a word-salad decoder ring.

Posted by: Doof at July 16, 2024 01:27 PM (RhGG0)

91 614
My libtard neighbor keeps playing "up on the roof" by the drifters on repeat. Should I take this as a threat?
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 16, 2024 01:20 PM (+oR7L)

I don't know but I might be tempted to pay some teenagers to TP and egg his house.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 01:24 PM (VavZF)

NAH, Just download Tom McDonald's "You Missed" and blast it on loop at as many decibels as you have available.

Posted by: redbanzai at July 16, 2024 01:27 PM (bAEZD)

92 >>> 67 >>Hi ace! Try putting frozen cucumber slices on your closed eyes for a few minutes. It can help.

And post pictures.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 01:25 PM (LkLld)

Only if he puts that cucumber mask stuff all over his face too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 01:27 PM (VavZF)

93 What a horrific week for Democrats

"Sen. Bob Menendez found guilty in corruption trial"

LOL

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 16, 2024 01:27 PM (i7Q7S)

94 Also related to the Trump shooting:

Don't expect to find any information online in normal searches. The gatekeepers have taken over and you'll be guided to the party line.

It's easy to see why everyone was so furious when Musk bought Twitter. He probably did more to save America than anyone not named Trump.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:27 PM (EufLR)

95 It's hemorrhoids.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2024 01:27 PM (A3700)

96 "And post pictures."

Just the kind of love and understanding I would expect.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 16, 2024 01:27 PM (Z8Yh2)

97 “what can be, unburdened by what has been.”

Sounds like something you see on an AWFL's wall next to the Live Laugh Love picture.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 16, 2024 01:27 PM (xPl2J)

98 Google "painful eyes". What's the worst that could happen?
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 16, 2024 01:24 PM (Z8Yh2)

Yer gonna die!

Posted by: WebMD at July 16, 2024 01:27 PM (Aqu9a)

99 Menendez guilty. Election interference!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 01:27 PM (evvc2)

100
Cancel the convention: looks bad

Have the convention: is bad

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 16, 2024 01:27 PM (1Nxff)

101 Weeble-shaped agents?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2024 01:26 PM (Aqu9a)
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Well, there's that roly poly little bat-faced girl who was hiding behind Trump...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 16, 2024 01:28 PM (3Fz6p)

102 29 This is the time for unity among Democrats.

That they're continuing this nonsense right now is idiotic.

Stealing elections and completely giving over the machine politics makes you stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)


Insanity is doing the same thing again and again and expecting different results.

Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 01:28 PM (5fDan)

103 “what can be, unburdened by what has been.”

WTF does that mean?


Every year is year zero.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 16, 2024 01:28 PM (dZVON)

104 He's got burning Ewok eyes

Posted by: Kim Carnes first draft at July 16, 2024 01:28 PM (OguvZ)

105 She's also burying the important point: that her stumblebum gaggle of DEI retards never bothered to secure or monitor the roof. They didn't need an actual person on the roof. But they did need to secure it or at least keep an eye on it. There's videos of the crowd noticing Crook on the roof -- and yelling "there's a guy on the roof!" -- long before he starts shooting. This was 100% preventable with only minimal competence.
Posted by: Elric Blade


Guarantee if someone would have yelled Gun! Gun! Gun! that the USSS would have started moving Trump off the stage.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 01:28 PM (Wt5CP)

106
THIS IS OUR DEMOCRACY!

Seriously, I expect this to be the campaign slogan once the grandees arrange for a non-delegate solution.

Posted by: Auspex at July 16, 2024 01:28 PM (j4U/Z)

107 Weebles on turntables

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:28 PM (EufLR)

108 I think the unburdened spiel mean we try the same stupid shit over and over ignoring that it has failed everytime it is tried.

So stuck on stupid.

Further rendered... Stupid.

Posted by: Reforger at July 16, 2024 01:28 PM (xcIvR)

109 “ I'm not. My eyes are burning out of my skull. I think maybe I've been on the computer too much the past week.”

Ace, try two Asian hookers, whip cream and a bottle of bourbon.

Uh, I read that somewhere.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (C4wQ6)

110 78 She's also burying the important point: that her stumblebum gaggle of DEI retards never bothered to secure or monitor the roof. They didn't need an actual person on the roof. But they did need to secure it or at least keep an eye on it. There's videos of the crowd noticing Crook on the roof -- and yelling "there's a guy on the roof!" -- long before he starts shooting. This was 100% preventable with only minimal competence.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 16, 2024 01:26 PM (iFTx/)


Minimal competence is what they call a "big ask" in the Biden administration.

Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (hmKaK)

111 Well, there's that roly poly little bat-faced girl who was hiding behind Trump...
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Paula Blart.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (Wt5CP)

112 Ace, Systane makes preservative-free synthetic eye drops that, if you put them in the fridge for an hour and then use, your eyes will feel a lot better.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 16, 2024 01:24 PM (bNf8H)

NOT the gel drops. Mama Publius knows all of the best eyedrops.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (w6EFb)

113 I'm not. My eyes are burning out of my skull. I think maybe I've been on the computer too much the past week.

Don't bitch. My eyeballs are splattered all over this damn roof.

Posted by: Tommy Crooks at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (pohLc)

114 And now Sen. Menendez (D-Gold Bars NJ) has been convicted -- although NJ so probably doesn't make a difference. But it gives Schumer heartburn so I'll take it.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (1KCcl)

115 The LEOs from Butler do not have their story straight.

Secret Service director says it was dangerous because of the sloped roof, the guys who were there said because it was hot.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (xhfG9)

116 Only if he puts that cucumber mask stuff all over his face too.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 01:27 PM (VavZF)
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I would imagine that stuff is hard to get out of fur.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (tT6L1)

117 Why didn't cheatle girlboss the roof? I mean they can do anything. Put a super girlboss up there for all to see. Girlbosses don't fall off shit, shit falls off girlboss. I know. I saw the SS video.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (uBBbP)

118 "Disgraced Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle is now saying they didn’t put snipers on the roof where the shooter was b/c it was “sloped” and “not safe”.

==========

The 2 SS shooters who shot the kid were on a sloped roof.

https://tinyurl.com/2tsydx9f

Fire this DEI bint now.

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (i7Q7S)

119 95 It's hemorrhoids.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 16, 2024 01:27 PM (A3700)

LOL! Yeah, they can hurt, I've heard.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (ynpvh)

120 The DNC's current plan is to train state party chairs next week on how to conduct the electronic voting in a secure way

That will be breaking new ground.

Posted by: Barney Rubble at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (ipGHl)

121 Disgraced Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle is now saying they didn’t put snipers on the roof where the shooter was b/c it was “sloped” and “not safe”.
____

No way that assessment would have made it through planning stage. I think she may have made up that claim on the spot in response to questioning. She is not cool under pressure.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (fs1hN)

122 Burning eyes. Watching vids of Joy Behar and Whoopi scissoring again

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 01:30 PM (zte34)

123 Turns out...the "LocalSniper team" was INSIDE the building the shooter used, they HAD been up on the roof in the very spot, but "It got hot out" so they came inside to sit in the AC...shooter may have used the COPS OWN LADDER!
SS sniper team spotted the guy, but since the "Local sniper team" had been using the exact spot...had to wait for conformation that it was not them up there...where they were SUPPOSED to be in place for the duration.
In the video where the people are pointing to the guy on the roof, there is a a Cop IN THE FRAME, less than 100feet away, had just walked right by the guy...but was in close to the building, too close to be able to see the roof. As people are yelling to him, he doesn't even turn around, keeps walking away.

Posted by: birdog at July 16, 2024 01:30 PM (lWs+l)

124 Menendez isn't a real democrat. Technically, akshually if you really think about it he is an ultra maga republican because this one time he did this thing that was similar to something trump did.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 01:30 PM (evvc2)

125
JD Vance v Kamala Harris. Enough material to keep Babylon Bee a busy bee for weeks.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 16, 2024 01:30 PM (RKVpM)

126 Disgraced Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle is now saying they didn’t put snipers on the roof where the shooter was b/c it was “sloped” and “not safe”.
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"And this just shows we need more hispanics on our teams!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:30 PM (EufLR)

127 Well actually the tweets I checked aren't too bad right now. Thank God they're smart enough to fall in line on THIS one.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 01:30 PM (77JBp)

128 Who had "Cheatle is Kamala's Spirit Sister" on their Bingo card?

I know I didn't.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 01:30 PM (tT6L1)

129 Paula Blart.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts a

Shut it down. We have a winner.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 16, 2024 01:30 PM (uBBbP)

130 Disgraced Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle is now saying they didn’t put snipers on the roof where the shooter was b/c it was “sloped” and “not safe”.

We'll get another excuse after this. And another. And another. The only real question is how long until she goes full Colonel Jessep and admits to arranging the attempt on Trump?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2024 01:30 PM (T7iTv)

131 Sounds like Ace has been watching too much busty lesbian porn and doing that thing that eventually makes you go blind. The soreness is an early warning sign.

So you'd better stop now, Ace.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 16, 2024 01:31 PM (v6JzV)

132 My eyes are burning out of my skull
Posted by: ace
*
Had that happen right before I came down with the flu.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024


***
Turn the blog over to one of the COBs, Ace, eat a good lunch, and go take a nap.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2024 01:31 PM (J2vNu)

133 “ Secret Service director says it was dangerous because of the sloped roof, the guys who were there said because it was hot.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (xhfG9)”

So since that was the SWAT really point, where were they?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2024 01:31 PM (C4wQ6)

134 109 “ I'm not. My eyes are burning out of my skull. I think maybe I've been on the computer too much the past week.”

Ace, try two Asian hookers, whip cream and a bottle of bourbon.

Uh, I read that somewhere.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (C4wQ6)

In what order?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 16, 2024 01:31 PM (ynpvh)

135 Hell, they fix national elections.

Posted by: Hadrian


********

Scrolling by that I thought it said "nocturnal erections"

That captured my attention momentarily.

Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2024 01:31 PM (uCfKO)

136 90 “what can be, unburdened by what has been.”

WTF does that mean?
Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at July 16, 2024 01:21 PM (gbOdA)

1 - It's her trying to sound eloquent and inspiring. Trying.

2 - Shouldn't it be "unburdened FROM what has been"??

Or does she really mean "what has been" is doing the unburdening of "what can be"? I don't have a word-salad decoder ring.
Posted by: Doof at July 16, 2024 01:27 PM (RhGG0)

Her concept is a looking at a future without being weighed down by a past...which is weird, since Dems play the victimization Olympics and are all about burdens of the past...

Said in a cleaner way, it would almost be a "it's morning again in America" R slogan...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 16, 2024 01:31 PM (exHjb)

137 um, nobody tell Cheatle that the counter sniper team behind Trump was on a sloped roof with a steeper angle.

Posted by: the dandy at July 16, 2024 01:31 PM (L+5ng)

138 88 74 Disgraced Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle is now saying they didn’t put snipers on the roof where the shooter was b/c it was “sloped” and “not safe”.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 01:22 PM (xCA6C)
__________________________________

Did you happen to see the video of the event facing the stage. Sitting behind Trump as he's speaking is a woman who holds up a sign. The shots ring out immediately following this. She doesn't even flinch. She even smirked a bit when the shots ring out. Then calmly she pulls out her phone and starts recording. She shows not emotion the entire time. I found that a bit odd. Just a bit.

Posted by: Orson at July 16, 2024 01:31 PM (dIske)

139 Who had "Cheatle is Kamala's Spirit Sister" on their Bingo card?

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Cheetos, Karmella, Toilet Brush... Insert any leftist chick into any other leftist chick's position and see if anyone would notice.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:31 PM (EufLR)

140 Puppetmasters? What they really need is a good ventriloquist. The vegetable can move his lips, and someone else can supply the speech, and hopefully, not sound like an imbecile.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2024 01:31 PM (0Htd1)

141 They still left trump on stage when there was an unknown on a rooftop with a gun.

When do they start the rumor that "Trump's people" demanded he stay out there?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 01:31 PM (evvc2)

142 Oh, and I'll add:
Trump will serve to 2028.
Vance is then a huge favorite to win.
Think 1984 Reagan's reelection as the economy will be roaring by then.

Enter:
2030 census.

No way Vance let's them pad and cheat that.
Blue states will lose a lot more seats.
Tilting the EC even more in favor of R.

So yeah, no matter what, the Dems can't afford a Trump win.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 01:31 PM (oCvig)

143 Ace, the Optase Hylo Relief Drops aren't too shabby, but they're for overnight use. My optometrist handed them to me for dry eye issues.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 16, 2024 01:32 PM (/HDaX)

144 36 Disgraced Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle is now saying they didn’t put snipers on the roof where the shooter was b/c it was “sloped” and “not safe”.

The slope on that roof is what? Maybe 15 degrees?

To fall off that thing you'd pretty much have to lay down and then purposely roll off the edge.

Good call, Cola Chick!

She has to work with what she has.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 01:22 PM (xCA6C)


Has she seen the slope of the roof where the counter-snipers were put by her SS agents?? I don't see how she can not "resign" soon, but BidenWorld is completely illogical.

Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 01:32 PM (5fDan)

145 115 The LEOs from Butler do not have their story straight.

Secret Service director says it was dangerous because of the sloped roof, the guys who were there said because it was hot.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (xhfG9)

Yeah, so best not WATCH said roof...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 16, 2024 01:32 PM (ynpvh)

146 Disgraced Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle is now saying they didn’t put snipers on the roof where the shooter was b/c it was “sloped” and “not safe”.
-

"And this just shows we need more hispanics on our teams!"


That's a terrible thing to say. Obviously I would pick Indians, errrrr, indigenous Americans. They like the high iron stuff, right?

Posted by: Kim Cheatle at July 16, 2024 01:32 PM (xCA6C)

147 Secret Service director says it was dangerous because of the sloped roof, the guys who were there said because it was hot.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (xhfG9)

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Odd, it wasn't too hot for the shooter.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 16, 2024 01:32 PM (JeYYB)

148 116 Only if he puts that cucumber mask stuff all over his face too.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 01:27 PM (VavZF)
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I would imagine that stuff is hard to get out of fur.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (tT6L1)

Okra slices?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 16, 2024 01:32 PM (ynpvh)

149 Stock market pump is in full force. TPTB are doing whatever they can to give Biden a chance.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 16, 2024 01:32 PM (BzTNr)

150 Turn the blog over to one of the COBs, Ace, eat a good lunch, and go take a nap.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2024 01:31 PM (J2vNu)

Nah, rub some dirt in them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2024 01:32 PM (pohLc)

151 "It is obvious that the Secret Service is incompetent at its job of protecting the president. We are passing legislation that forbids the Secret Service from that duty. In its place, we will be giving those eligible for the protection a choice of using the US Marshalls service or taking the money themselves and hiring private security."
-Bizarro World GOP in the House

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

152 How MAGA is Vance?

Does he carry concealed?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2024 01:32 PM (J2vNu)

153 Did you happen to see the video of the event facing the stage. Sitting behind Trump as he's speaking is a woman who holds up a sign. The shots ring out immediately following this. She doesn't even flinch. She even smirked a bit when the shots ring out.


I'll bet the sign said, "It's go time!"

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 01:33 PM (Wt5CP)

154 Ace, Systane makes preservative-free synthetic eye drops that, if you put them in the fridge for an hour and then use, your eyes will feel a lot better.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 16, 2024 01:24 PM (bNf8H)

NOT the gel drops. Mama Publius knows all of the best eyedrops.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (w6EFb)

Systane is what my cataract surgeon recommended for post-op (after the OMNI drops prescription ran out).

Posted by: mrp at July 16, 2024 01:33 PM (rj6Yv)

155 Disgraced Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle is now saying they didn’t put snipers on the roof where the shooter was b/c it was “sloped” and “not safe”.
-

"And this just shows we need more hispanics on our teams!"

That's a terrible thing to say. Obviously I would pick Indians, errrrr, indigenous Americans. They like the high iron stuff, right?
Posted by: Kim Cheatle

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(types joke about getting them to work, deletes)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:33 PM (EufLR)

156 117 Why didn't cheatle girlboss the roof? I mean they can do anything. Put a super girlboss up there for all to see. Girlbosses don't fall off shit, shit falls off girlboss. I know. I saw the SS video.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (uBBbP)

You make fun, but that's probably a good idea - an agile, small girl agent could have balanced on any kinda sloped roof...balance is something women are more blessed with (see women's gymnastics having balance beam while men have the strength job of the pommel horse)...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 16, 2024 01:33 PM (exHjb)

157 I have long been expecting a "you're damn right I ordered the Code Red" moment from Biden. As his internal filter deteriorates from dementia, he will edge ever closer to arguing he should stay the 2024 nominee because the ballots have already been printed. Everyone should understand: at his core, Biden is proud of The Steal and having "the most extensive voter fraud organization" in 2020.

Posted by: craig at July 16, 2024 01:33 PM (nz0QL)

158 Secret Service director says it was dangerous because of the sloped roof, the guys who were there said because it was hot.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (xhfG9)

Da fuq???

Posted by: Sniper in a tree 400 yds away making the kill shot at July 16, 2024 01:33 PM (Aqu9a)

159 "And this just shows we need more hispanics on our teams!"
Posted by: Moron Robbie

*********

ISWYDT

Maybe someone should slip her a "roofer"...

Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2024 01:34 PM (uCfKO)

160 Ace, rest your eyes up when you can! It's gonna be a looong week, with the RNC and assasination backlash to report on.

Cucumbers were a good recommend. Visine or Clear Eyes makes a formula just for overdoing computer use. Supposedly we blink less when we use computers, and it dries out the eyes faster. If you feel dehydrated in general, drinking more water, sugar free electrolyte drinks, and a good shower might help.

Feel better!

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 01:34 PM (QAK8m)

161 Jen "I dissent " Rubin
@JRubinBlogger
One party and one party alone is responsible for rise in political violence:

-
So true, Jen. So true.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 16, 2024 01:34 PM (L/fGl)

162 142 No way Vance let's them pad and cheat that.
Blue states will lose a lot more seats.
Tilting the EC even more in favor of R.

So yeah, no matter what, the Dems can't afford a Trump win.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 01:31 PM (oCvig)

=======

The 2020 census was admittedly, by the Census Bureau itself, wrong. They gave NY and CA (and a couple of other blue states) too many representatives and mostly red states (like FL) too few.

They admitted it.

Imagine what a targeted cleaning of the Census Bureau could lead to in 2030.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

163 Did the sign say " Shoot now!"

Because I could believe it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 01:34 PM (evvc2)

164 That's a terrible thing to say. Obviously I would pick Indians, errrrr, indigenous Americans. They like the high iron stuff, right?
Posted by: Kim Cheatle at July 16, 2024


***
According to the movie Wolfen]/i], yeah, Amerinds make good skyscraper workers because they have little fear of heights.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2024 01:34 PM (J2vNu)

165 You know what would have been cool? Trump feels sting of bullet, pulls his piece and kills sniper, holsters piece and continues speech.

Jus sayin'.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2024 01:34 PM (pohLc)

166 There was a pretty funny video of a big black guy saying Trump just needs to go to the hood, white black Hispanic doesn’t matter, and get 40-50 guys to guard him and this will never happen again.

Beginning to think he might be on to something.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 16, 2024 01:34 PM (Y8lzz)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2024 01:34 PM (J2vNu)

168 "My eyes are burning out of my skull"

========

One of the telltale signs of Lupus.

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 16, 2024 01:34 PM (i7Q7S)

169 I have long been expecting a "you're damn right I ordered the Code Red" moment from Biden

well with with Trump claims he said to him in the call after, we actually. have that.

it's on the Trump/RFK call leak

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 01:34 PM (s3qiR)

170 "Whoa, boss, I said I would take a bullet to protect the President but that slopey roof thing is a step too far..."

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 16, 2024 01:35 PM (MeG8a)

171 Turn the blog over to one of the COBs, Ace, eat a good lunch, and go take a nap.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2024 01:31 PM (J2vNu)

Nah, rub some dirt in them.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Rub dirt in the COBs? Good luck getting CBD to put up with that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 16, 2024 01:35 PM (v6JzV)

172 On that image at the bottom of post --
Look at that neck, are we sure Kamala is not a dude?

Posted by: Big Mike at July 16, 2024 01:35 PM (/CtTt)

173 “ I'm not. My eyes are burning out of my skull. I think maybe I've been on the computer too much the past week.”

Ace, try two Asian hookers, whip cream and a bottle of bourbon.

Uh, I read that somewhere.
Posted by: Marcus T

Two Asian hookers to sit on your eyes? Sounds like fun - "Oh say can you seeeeeee!"

Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2024 01:35 PM (IpdaE)

174 If market is up more it's because Trump *looks like* a shoo-in.

I said this could happen and then Biden will take credit for it.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 01:35 PM (77JBp)

175 Secret Service director says it was dangerous because of the sloped roof, the guys who were there said because it was hot.
____

Throw a cloth tarp up on the roof and set up an umbrella for shade. This kind of planning is what you'd expect from a woman in charge (especially one who has gone on vacation with kids), but we didn't even get that.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 16, 2024 01:35 PM (fs1hN)

176 We had dismounts and squads running around Iraq when it was 42 c + in full gear. But the roof was too hot to post a team either on or around it. Clownshow.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 16, 2024 01:35 PM (C4wQ6)

177 Nah, rub some dirt in them.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2024 01:32 PM (pohLc)


Worked for Jesus. But then, that Guy could also walk on water

Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2024 01:35 PM (Sf2cq)

178 Turns out...the "LocalSniper team" was INSIDE the building the shooter used, they HAD been up on the roof in the very spot, but "It got hot out" so they came inside to sit in the AC...shooter may have used the COPS OWN LADDER!
SS sniper team spotted the guy, but since the "Local sniper team" had been using the exact spot...had to wait for conformation that it was not them up there...where they were SUPPOSED to be in place for the duration.
In the video where the people are pointing to the guy on the roof, there is a a Cop IN THE FRAME, less than 100feet away, had just walked right by the guy...but was in close to the building, too close to be able to see the roof. As people are yelling to him, he doesn't even turn around, keeps walking away.

Posted by: birdog at July 16, 2024 01:30 PM (lWs+l)
This is absolutely believable.
This was an assasination attempt on a former President and the head of the SS is there will be an ivestigation. No one has even been suspended pending this investigation.
The nonchalance of the administration is pretty telling that they don;t give a shit and actually now that potential shooters know how easy it is....

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 16, 2024 01:35 PM (t/2Uw)

179 She's also burying the important point: that her stumblebum gaggle of DEI retards never bothered to secure or monitor the roof. They didn't need an actual person on the roof. But they did need to secure it or at least keep an eye on it. There's videos of the crowd noticing Crook on the roof -- and yelling "there's a guy on the roof!" -- long before he starts shooting. This was 100% preventable with only minimal competence.
Posted by: Elric Blade


Guarantee if someone would have yelled Gun! Gun! Gun! that the USSS would have started moving Trump off the stage.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 01:28 PM (Wt5CP)
______

I think the crowd noticed the guy had a rifle. I'll bet you the confusion was that people thought the guy was a LE sniper and not an assassin. I mean, in the videos the guy is just laying there on the roof, in plain sight, not bothering in the slightest to hide. Hell, even the retarded SS and LE on site might have been confused and thought it was one of their own. "The dude up there with the gun aimed at Trump? Oh that's just our guy Cleatus. Right?"

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 16, 2024 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

180 >My eyes are burning out of my skull
Posted by: ace
----

eyewash cups- get them on Amazon
you put some distilled water in the cup, the cup fits over your eye, tilt your head back and blink your eye
you wash your eyeballs
feels great

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 01:35 PM (/7KEl)

181 "Kamala is warming up the bullpen" is how i read it the first time.... Oops, my bad. That has a totally different meaning.

Posted by: s_tenhoff at July 16, 2024 01:35 PM (w9Wax)

182 What material was the roof made of?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (v6JzV)

183 The Daily Beast: Dems Give Up Hope That Biden Will Drop Out After Trump Assassination Attempt. “I think this is over,” one Democratic aide told Politico, arguing that the news storm weakening Biden had now passed.

Now that the media have moved on to another and bigger story, they aren't nagging at Biden so that feeding frenzy (a story that was creating itself) is over. Except for Lester Holt, but Biden effectively peed in his Wheaties so that's done too.

Garbage headline. Biden was never going to drop out. Chicken Little Dems had their 15 minutes and are licking their self inflicted wounds. The media pundits have been rendered irrelevant.. and Trump has his ear patch/bogus bible/crap sneakers/and son of Hitler JD Vance.

Carville is crying in his gumbo. He needs to take a seat dude hasn't ran a campaign in 30 years but has so much to say in todays politics.

Don't count Joe out. He has a way with words that are very few, and laser accurate. Today: "specious" is how he characterized Loose Cannon's ruling. Everyone else had sentences and outrage and tearing their hair out. But Joe knew exactly what to call it.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (JCZqz)

184 This would probably come under those headings of "Why do good people suffer?",a perennial theological question which many people have written about.

Saw this in an earlier thread and wanted to respond. The easiest answer is that there are no good people. Per His own testimony in the Gospels, Jesus is the only good person who ever lived. The rest of us are absolute garbage who deserve far worse than the worst this world has to offer, and only burning in the eternal conscious torment of Hell would be just punishment for our offensive existence. It is pure mercy that we get to live at all, and supernatural mercy that we might be spared our just and righteous damnation.

Hope that helps.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (UfRqq)

185 What's great about Kamala using the same nitwit line so often, is how she punches it up with the hand gesture. I wonder if her high school speech teacher taught her to do that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (0Htd1)

186 One of the telltale signs of Lupus.
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 16, 2024 01:34 PM (i7Q7S)

Could be high speed wind burn from the Vespa.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (pohLc)

187
So you'd better stop now, Ace.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 16, 2024 01:31 PM


Especially if he has hairy palms. Most people don't realize it, but it's the first sign of over-self-gratification.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (RKVpM)

188 163 Did the sign say " Shoot now!"

Because I could believe it.
[/I[

the one side of her sign said "Fire Biden" or something along those lines, I'm sure she grabbed it or something.

she was EXTREMELY suspicious. waiting to film his death, it was very clear. smirking like Joetato during the shooting.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (s3qiR)

189 168 "My eyes are burning out of my skull"

========

One of the telltale signs of Lupus.
Posted by: Jay in PA

------------

Do I have to say it?

Posted by: Dr. House at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (/CtTt)

190 >>> The dwindling Biden Wing of the party is planning to nominate Biden "virtually" -- over a Zoom call -- in #twoweeks, well ahead of the actual Democrat National Convention.

The DNC must destroy whatever trust is left in the average democrat voter...to save democracy!

Posted by: The DNC, throwing their voters under the bus at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (QAK8m)

191 A virtual conference to select their virtual candidate.

Perfect.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (Q4IgG)

192 oops!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (s3qiR)

193

Scarborough threatened to quit if the network ever pulled him off the air again. When his wife and co-host Mika Brzezinski attempted to change the topic, Scarborough cut her off and said, “Let me just say, next time we’re told there’s going to be a news feed replacing us, we will be in our chairs,” Scarborough warned. “The news feed will be us, or they can get somebody else to host the show.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (63Dwl)

194 According to the movie Wolfen]/i], yeah, Amerinds make good skyscraper workers because they have little fear of heights.

According to the Amerinds, what they had was a need to make a living.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (xCA6C)

195 Jen Rubin and Rose DeLuaro were great in Trolls 2.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (Y8lzz)

196 183 Garbage headline. Biden was never going to drop out. Chicken Little Dems had their 15 minutes and are licking their self inflicted wounds. The media pundits have been rendered irrelevant.. and Trump has his ear patch/bogus bible/crap sneakers/and son of Hitler JD Vance.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (JCZqz)

=======

Anybody going to tell them that Obama was a big part of it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

197 "It is obvious that the Secret Service is incompetent at its job of protecting the president. We are passing legislation that forbids the Secret Service from that duty. In its place, we will be giving those eligible for the protection a choice of using the US Marshalls service or taking the money themselves and hiring private security."
-Bizarro World GOP in the House
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


rickb223 has been appointed head of USSS.
Next Trump rally:
SS Agent: We have an unidentified person 200 yds out. Is that a rifle or a telephoto lens?

rickb223: you are cleared to take the shot. Fuck him. Green light! Green light!

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (Wt5CP)

198 177 Nah, rub some dirt in them.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2024 01:32 PM (pohLc)

Worked for Jesus. But then, that Guy could also walk on water

Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2024 01:35 PM (Sf2cq)

I thought it was mud in the eyes, not dirt.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 16, 2024 01:37 PM (ynpvh)

199 92 >>> 67 >>Hi ace! Try putting frozen cucumber slices on your closed eyes for a few minutes. It can help.

And post pictures.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 01:25 PM (LkLld)

Only if he puts that cucumber mask stuff all over his face too.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 01:27 PM (VavZF)

Ew - How would he get that stuff out of his fur?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 16, 2024 01:37 PM (T+Iwg)

200 Eric Burdon > Kamala unburdening

Posted by: Rex B at July 16, 2024 01:37 PM (A4itf)

201 Did you happen to see the video of the event facing the stage. Sitting behind Trump as he's speaking is a woman who holds up a sign. The shots ring out immediately following this. She doesn't even flinch. She even smirked a bit when the shots ring out.


I'll bet the sign said, "It's go time!"
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 01:33 PM (Wt5CP)


I posted a link to that in last thread's comments.

tiny.cc/te96zz (goes to x.com)

Posted by: Doof at July 16, 2024 01:37 PM (RhGG0)

202 I see the republican purity squad is out in force on X. If you don't meet their standards for what a republican is, you can just die in a fire.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 01:37 PM (evvc2)

203 185 What's great about Kamala using the same nitwit line so often, is how she punches it up with the hand gesture. I wonder if her high school speech teacher taught her to do that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (0Htd1)

Kamala's speech writers must really hate her...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2024 01:37 PM (IyPmt)

204 Okra slices?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

*********

Orca slices? That'll just make him blubber even more!

Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2024 01:37 PM (uCfKO)

205 Barry is not going to go gently. he'll be worse than Jill.

what is he cooking up now I wonder. little prick.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 01:37 PM (s3qiR)

206 "the bulls in my wife's bullpen are always warmed up"
Stuff David French says

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 01:38 PM (zte34)

207 balance is something women are more blessed with (see women's gymnastics having balance beam while men have the strength job of the pommel horse)...

--


hahahaha

And no one is allowed to notice it's because their center of gravity is lower because of the way women were designed. Butts, thighs, etc.

Which means none of the fat SS chicks would have good balance since the bulk of their weight isn't down low any longer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:38 PM (EufLR)

208 158 Secret Service director says it was dangerous because of the sloped roof, the guys who were there said because it was hot.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (xhfG9)

Da fuq???
Posted by: Sniper in a tree 400 yds away making the kill shot at July 16, 2024 01:33 PM (Aqu9a)

Ahem, we don't say sloped in 2024.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 16, 2024 01:38 PM (uBBbP)

209 >>> 142 Oh, and I'll add:
Trump will serve to 2028.
Vance is then a huge favorite to win.
Think 1984 Reagan's reelection as the economy will be roaring by then.

Enter:
2030 census.

No way Vance let's them pad and cheat that.
Blue states will lose a lot more seats.
Tilting the EC even more in favor of R.

So yeah, no matter what, the Dems can't afford a Trump win.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 01:31 PM (oCvig)

Didn't the JEF move Census to be directly controlled by the Executive branch? I wonder what he thinks of that now.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 01:38 PM (VavZF)

210 202 I see the republican purity squad is out in force on X. If you don't meet their standards for what a republican is, you can just die in a fire.


it was good I unfollowed a lot of assholes

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 01:38 PM (s3qiR)

211 2020 Census have the GOP a net 5 EVs on top of 2020. That’s like winning NH and the 1 EV in Nebraska for free.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 16, 2024 01:38 PM (BzTNr)

212 Is this her pitch to be the Dem nominee? What can be unburdened by what has been? A donkey!

Posted by: crabgrass farmer at July 16, 2024 01:38 PM (CTUih)

213 “what can be, unburdened by what has been.”

WTF does that mean?
Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at July 16, 2024 01:21 PM (gbOdA)

1 - It's her trying to sound eloquent and inspiring. Trying.

2 - Shouldn't it be "unburdened FROM what has been"??

-
Maybe she's trying to immanentize the eschaton.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 16, 2024 01:38 PM (L/fGl)

214 Hell, even the retarded SS and LE on site might have been confused and thought it was one of their own. "The dude up there with the gun aimed at Trump? Oh that's just our guy Cleatus. Right?"
Posted by: Elric Blade

Ummm, every counter-sniper team I've seen at POTUS events were set up to aim away from the Man.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2024 01:38 PM (IpdaE)

215 >My eyes are burning out of my skull
Posted by: ace

When Smoke Gets In Your Eyes - The Platters

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2024 01:39 PM (Aqu9a)

216 It's mind boggling, that she believes this to be an iconic phrase...I have a dream today,,, of what can be, unburdened by what has been



Posted by: ed gibbon at July 16, 2024 01:39 PM (1Yzy6)

217 Scarborough cut her off and said, “Let me just say, next time we’re told there’s going to be a news feed replacing us, we will be in our chairs,” Scarborough warned. “The news feed will be us, or they can get somebody else to host the show.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at

Okay. No Problem
-NBC

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 16, 2024 01:39 PM (CIS44)

218 Scarborough threatened to quit if the network ever pulled him off the air again. When his wife and co-host Mika Brzezinski attempted to change the topic, Scarborough cut her off and said, “Let me just say, next time we’re told there’s going to be a news feed replacing us, we will be in our chairs,” Scarborough warned. “The news feed will be us, or they can get somebody else to host the show.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 01:39 PM (Wt5CP)

219 No way that assessment would have made it through planning stage. I think she may have made up that claim on the spot in response to questioning. She is not cool under pressure.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (fs1hN)


She was lying because she knew she could lie without consequence. Regardless of the millions of people who saw the videos of the snipers on the sloped roof.

She isn't cool under pressure because she doesn't have to be - she's not been under pressure.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 01:39 PM (xhfG9)

220 I'd pay real money if Trump slipped in a "what can be, unburdened by what has been" line in his speech on Thursday.

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 16, 2024 01:39 PM (FAxdC)

221 According to the Amerinds, what they had was a need to make a living.


-

We can fix that.
- the feds

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:39 PM (EufLR)

222 Told Mrs. Minnfidel that there was no way I can clean the gutters this weekend. Too much of a slope on the roof.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 16, 2024 01:39 PM (ewjUl)

223 I thought it was mud in the eyes
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Hey, I had no idea who that Booth guy was!


Posted by: Zombie Dr. Samuel Mudd at July 16, 2024 01:39 PM (v6JzV)

224 I lost count of Kamala's stump verse at the two-minute mark. Good grief, what a joke. I can't seem to find a lineup of tonight's speakers. Anyone have details on this?

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at July 16, 2024 01:39 PM (efuu+)

225 hahahaha

And no one is allowed to notice it's because their center of gravity is lower because of the way women were designed. Butts, thighs, etc.

Which means none of the fat SS chicks would have good balance since the bulk of their weight isn't down low any longer.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:38 PM (EufLR)

Notice, I said a young agile small girl agent...small ain't gonna be fat - that would be big...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 16, 2024 01:40 PM (exHjb)

226 Systane is what my cataract surgeon recommended for post-op (after the OMNI drops prescription ran out).

Posted by: mrp at July 16, 2024 01:33 PM (rj6Yv)

Yes, but they make both liquid and gel drops. Get the liquid. Mama Publius has macular degeneration and gets shots in her eye every 8 weeks. Systane and maybe Zaditor.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 16, 2024 01:40 PM (w6EFb)

227 ed by: leoncaruthers at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (UfRqq)

Thanks. I am aware of the arguments and the Gospel . I was just giving a short comment to Hadrian because it didn't seem like the time to get into a theological discussion.I appreciate your faith in Jesus, Leon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2024 01:40 PM (F45Kj)

228 No one who knows what they're talking about (ex-Secret Service, Tier 1 and Tier 2 snipers ) buys the official narrative. Inside job, amplified by epic levels of DIE stupidity.

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 16, 2024 01:40 PM (cMCMv)

229 211 2020 Census gave the GOP a net 5 EVs on top of 2020. That’s like winning NH and the 1 EV in Nebraska for free.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 16, 2024 01:38 PM (BzTNr)

=====

True. But They should have gotten more:

According to the PES, which states had undercounts?
Arkansas (-5.04),
Florida (-3.4,
Illinois (-1.97),
Mississippi (-4.11),
Tennessee (-4.7, and
Texas (-1.92).
And overcounts?
Delaware (+5.45),
Hawaii (+6.79),
Massachusetts (+2.24),
Minnesota (+3.84),
New York (+3.44),
Ohio (+1.49),
Rhode Island (+5.05), and
Utah (+2.59)

https://shorturl.at/z6KHd

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 01:40 PM (GBKbO)

230 Not since my teenage years have I seen my 81-year-old mother - who already hates KAH MAH LAH with solar intensity - get as mad as she did when I played that "Unburdened by what has been" clip for her.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 16, 2024 01:40 PM (CjgNg)

231 Akshually, a small amount of glucose is necessary and required for a proper osmotic re-hydration drink containing sodium and potassium.

"Sugar free" electrolyte drinks contain wacked out sweeteners that, while not proven to cause problems are suspect for other reasons.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2024 01:40 PM (8zWPN)

232 204 Okra slices?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

*********

Orca slices? That'll just make him blubber even more!

Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2024 01:37 PM (uCfKO)

Well, that puts a seal on that idea.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 16, 2024 01:40 PM (ynpvh)

233 I wonder why they don't want the environment to change into something "unburdened by what has been"?

I guess some things should be conserved, like poison tree frogs, and some, like family, security, wealth, and other stupid shit like that, shouldn't.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 01:40 PM (77JBp)

234 "what has been" = experience

= reality

I think there's an on-topic quote from 1984.

Posted by: K. Harris at July 16, 2024 01:41 PM (/y8xj)

235 what can be, unburdened by what has been

--

It sounds like Maoist cultural revolution shit

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 16, 2024 01:41 PM (FtDXV)

236 Scarborough threatened to quit if the network ever pulled him off the air again. When his wife and co-host Mika Brzezinski attempted to change the topic, Scarborough cut her off and said, “Let me just say, next time we’re told there’s going to be a news feed replacing us, we will be in our chairs,” Scarborough warned. “The news feed will be us, or they can get somebody else to host the show.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (63Dwl)

Fuck him and his grunting easter pig.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 16, 2024 01:41 PM (VwHCD)

237 212 Is this her pitch to be the Dem nominee? What can be unburdened by what has been? A donkey!

Take a load off Fanny

Posted by: crabgrass farmer at July 16, 2024 01:41 PM (CTUih)

238 they have Kamala warming up in the bullpen.

So that's what that "Oooooooohhhhhh - aahhhhhhhhh Oooooooohhhhhh - aahhhhhhhhh" sound is.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 01:41 PM (OsWVp)

239 154 Ace, Systane makes preservative-free synthetic eye drops that, if you put them in the fridge for an hour and then use, your eyes will feel a lot better.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 16, 2024 01:24 PM (bNf8H)

NOT the gel drops. Mama Publius knows all of the best eyedrops.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (w6EFb)

Systane is what my cataract surgeon recommended for post-op (after the OMNI drops prescription ran out).

Posted by: mrp at July 16, 2024 01:33 PM (rj6Yv)

My eye doc recommended I use Refresh-brand Relieva PF drops for my dry eyes. Over-the-counter. Work well for me. Many eye-drop makers make ointments you apply inside the lower lid then roll your eyes around for several seconds to distribute the stuff on the lids and eyeball. Mostly recommended for night-time use. These also work well for me, overnight.

Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 01:41 PM (5fDan)

240 What material was the roof made of?

Lava.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 01:41 PM (evvc2)

241 >>> 169 I have long been expecting a "you're damn right I ordered the Code Red" moment from Biden
==
well with with Trump claims he said to him in the call after, we actually. have that.

it's on the Trump/RFK call leak
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 01:34 PM (s3qiR)

Er, wut? Should I try searching on 'Trump RFK call' or something?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 01:41 PM (VavZF)

242 This is absolutely believable.
This was an assasination attempt on a former President and the head of the SS is there will be an ivestigation. No one has even been suspended pending this investigation.
The nonchalance of the administration is pretty telling that they don;t give a shit and actually now that potential shooters know how easy it is....
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 16, 2024 01:35 PM (t/2Uw)

It's been this way since January, 2009. As long as subordinates follow orders, there are no consequences, and no accountability to the People. With the complicit Court Media working hand in hand with the State, the People have no voice, no protection from the King's decrees.

Posted by: mrp at July 16, 2024 01:41 PM (rj6Yv)

243 220 I'd pay real money if Trump slipped in a "what can be, unburdened by what has been" line in his speech on Thursday.
Posted by: Shenanigans at July 16, 2024 01:39 PM (FAxdC)

Easily done if you say "what can be, unburdened by what Biden has been"...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 16, 2024 01:41 PM (exHjb)

244 My eyes are burning out of my skull. I

Maybe you're developing an allergy to shannots.

Posted by: DaveA at July 16, 2024 01:41 PM (FhXTo)

245 I got here late, so I haven't read all of the comments yet. But if no one has suggested it yet, I hope you have or will get your eyes checked, Ace. A good ophthalmalogist is your friend.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2024 01:41 PM (0Htd1)

246 I'll bet you the confusion was that people thought the guy was a LE sniper and not an assassin. I mean, in the videos the guy is just laying there on the roof, in plain sight, not bothering in the slightest to hide. Hell, even the retarded SS and LE on site might have been confused and thought it was one of their own. "The dude up there with the gun aimed at Trump? Oh that's just our guy Cleatus. Right?"
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 16, 2024 01:35 PM (iFTx/


That's my take as well. HOWEVER, there's no excuse for not checking it out, especially with the bystanders recognizing that something wasn't right.

Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2024 01:41 PM (Sf2cq)

247 Orca slices? That'll just make him blubber even more!
Posted by: muldoon


It might help him sei better, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 16, 2024 01:42 PM (v6JzV)

248 “Let me just say, next time we’re told there’s going to be a news feed replacing us, we will be in our chairs,” Scarborough warned. “The news feed will be us, or they can get somebody else to host the show.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (63Dwl)

Your terms are acceptable.

Posted by: MSNBC Head Honchos at July 16, 2024 01:42 PM (Aqu9a)

249 Garbage headline. Biden was never going to drop out. Chicken Little Dems had their 15 minutes and are licking their self inflicted wounds. The media pundits have been rendered irrelevant.. and Trump has his ear patch/bogus bible/crap sneakers/and son of Hitler JD Vance.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (JCZqz)

=======

Anybody going to tell them that Obama was a big part of it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (GBKbO)
______

Obamaland is crawling with odious commies and dickstained perverts and probably chef-murderers, but they aren't stupid. They surely understood that actually replacing Biden with someone not named Kamala was impossible. And they hate Kamala and know she's worse than Biden. What Obamaland was doing was creating a paper trail so that if Biden loses, they can say "See? We told you so!"

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 16, 2024 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

250 Told Mrs. Minnfidel that there was no way I can clean the gutters this weekend. Too much of a slope on the roof.

Right? Honey, I know I promised to fix the dehumidifier, but have you SEEN the slope on that place where the hose thingy runs into the cement?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 01:42 PM (xCA6C)

251 And now Sen. Menendez (D-Gold Bars NJ) has been convicted -- although NJ so probably doesn't make a difference. But it gives Schumer heartburn so I'll take it.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (1KCcl)


Like the Presidency, the requirements for Senator are spelled out in the Constitution and nothing says that he cannot run, be elected, and serve while in prison.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2024 01:42 PM (T7iTv)

252 hang on I'll find call transcript!

also

My eye doc recommended I use Refresh-brand Relieva PF drops for my dry eyes. Over-the-counter. Work well for me.

I use this! works great with contacts in

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 01:42 PM (s3qiR)

253 ever pulled him off the air again. When his wife and co-host Mika Brzezinski attempted to change the topic, Scarborough cut her off and said, “Let me just say, next time we’re told there’s going to be a news feed replacing us, we will be in our chairs,” Scarborough warned. “The news feed will be us, or they can get somebody else to host the show.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (63Dwl)

How many peepo watch his show daily? You could replace it with almost anyone and get the same ratings. Sure the audience might be sane instead of insane but you could get his ratings with 1 hour of weather.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 16, 2024 01:42 PM (uBBbP)

254 The Democrats shouldn't worry -- they have Kamala warming up in the bullpen

Get the knees limber and warm up the neck muscles

Posted by: Because she sucks dicks for power at July 16, 2024 01:42 PM (mIzto)

255 "The dude up there with the gun aimed at Trump? Oh that's just our guy Cleatus. Right?"
Posted by: Elric Blade

-------------

Where's Joe?
It pisses me off. He was out of uniform. How many times do I have to tell you, the guys get shirts!

Posted by: Paul Anka at July 16, 2024 01:42 PM (/CtTt)

256 I've seen the illegals in roofing crews walk around on some crazy-pitched roofs in just sneakers and no safety harness or tether. Must be from Peru or Chile.

Posted by: Tierra Del Fuego at July 16, 2024 01:42 PM (Ybyk2)

257 Eric Burdon > Kamala unburdening
Posted by: Rex B at July 16, 2024


***
"In this dirty old part of the city
Where the sun refuse to shine,
People tell me it ain't no use in trying --

"My little girl, you're so young and pretty,
And one thing I know is true:
You're gonna die before your time is due . . ."

Posted by: Eric of Elsewhere at July 16, 2024 01:42 PM (J2vNu)

258 I've been reading the Times of Israel (ToI) & the Jerusalem Post today.

To summarize all the stories, the news coming from the battlefield is really good! Not that you'll ever pick that up from the MSM.

Hamas is reeling. Deif is more likely than not dead. Hamas commanders putting pressure on Sinwar to get a deal done FAST. CIA confirms Hamas is in extremis-- can't stand staying in those tunnels after 9 months, so coming up for air (like Deif). 1000 Hamas fighters kicked the oxygen habit during the last 2 weeks. New recruits of lower quality. Fighters increasingly taking French leave.

So.

Posted by: mnw at July 16, 2024 01:43 PM (NLIak)

259 I would never have guessed Mika was the saner of the two. Joe threatening a network? Someone has gotten way to big for their britches.

Be funny if he was fired while Mika continues.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 01:43 PM (tT6L1)

260 249 Obamaland is crawling with odious commies and dickstained perverts and probably chef-murderers, but they aren't stupid. They surely understood that actually replacing Biden with someone not named Kamala was impossible. And they hate Kamala and know she's worse than Biden. What Obamaland was doing was creating a paper trail so that if Biden loses, they can say "See? We told you so!"
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 16, 2024 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

========

Michelle was getting bundlers together for Kamala in the middle of all of this.

Kamala is the Obama candidate.

They wanted Biden to drop out so that Kamala could win and become president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

261
I just want to mention this about msnbc: Remember just a few months when all their fake "anchors" publicly revolted with fake outrage against management because they hired Ronna McDaniel (who would, pretty much tow (toe?) the Democrat line) and won that battle. Management caved and Ronna McDaniel's contract was ended before she ever went on the air.

msnbc is an Asylum run by the lunatics. msnbc has No Control over their deranged employees. msnbc is a very dangerous fake "news" organization.

Posted by: Soothsayer's mostly accurate musical history knowledge at July 16, 2024 01:43 PM (FlZoV)

262
What material was the roof made of?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


It looks like it is what we called a "Butler building" back home -- steel framing and metal sheeting.

It can get hot, sure, but suck it up, you pansies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2024 01:43 PM (xG4kz)

263 Seriously, how did Kamala ever get through law school? She's just simply dumb as a stump.

Posted by: Paco at July 16, 2024 01:43 PM (njExo)

264 A late willowing concerning the ladder from the previous thread. Home Depot - 5 ft folded that goes to 10".
https://tinyurl.com/4dmvv3bt

Posted by: jwest at July 16, 2024 01:43 PM (VP9ao)

265 Inconvenient Truths by Jennifer Zeng
@jenniferzeng97
This is the post talking vaguely about "my second uncle having a stroke during the during the group's shareholders' meeting" and asking people to start celebrating. Chinese netizens ofter refer to Xi Jinping as a "pig".
This person also says that he wishes his "uncle" to stay in power longer so that he can drive all the stakeholders to death...
Quote
Inconvenient Truths by Jennifer Zeng
@jenniferzeng97·2h
Xi Jinping just had a stroke at CCP’s Third Plenary Session?
Since yesterday, Chinese social media has been buzzing with the news that something 'big' has happened.
0:57 / 8:38
8:55 AM · Jul 16, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 16, 2024 01:43 PM (9aVck)

266 I would never have guessed Mika was the saner of the two. Joe threatening a network? Someone has gotten way to big for their britches.

Be funny if he was fired while Mika continues.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal stan

Getting away with murder can have that effect.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 16, 2024 01:43 PM (CIS44)

267 >Scarborough threatened to quit if the network ever pulled him off the air again.
----


yeah right
him and Miss Bazinga whatever her name is would not give up that paycheck

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 01:44 PM (/7KEl)

268 You make fun, but that's probably a good idea - an agile, small girl agent could have balanced on any kinda sloped roof

Lol. The roof was about as sloped as a wheelchair ramp, certainly doesn't need some kind of magical mythical balancing-specialist slay kween super-agent.

Posted by: spindrift at July 16, 2024 01:44 PM (OguvZ)

269 Someone should tell Kamala to sing "Let it Go". Same thought process , less incomprehensible. Kamala would still be stupid and annoying

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 01:44 PM (zte34)

270 I am cautiously optimistic with Vance. The Rove/Romney reaction has been helpful.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 16, 2024 01:44 PM (Z8Yh2)

271 214 Hell, even the retarded SS and LE on site might have been confused and thought it was one of their own. "The dude up there with the gun aimed at Trump? Oh that's just our guy Cleatus. Right?"
Posted by: Elric Blade

Ummm, every counter-sniper team I've seen at POTUS events were set up to aim away from the Man.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2024 01:38 PM (IpdaE)


This is starting to come together to explain all the fuckuppery. There WERE supposed to be counter snipers on top of AGR. But they were not. They were inside AGR because it was too hot for them on the roof.

So the guys visible to Trump's upper right MIGHT have looked at the roof of AGR and wondered whether that was a good guy or not. Because there was supposed to be someone there. Not knowing that they had gone inside.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 01:44 PM (xhfG9)

272 Told Mrs. Minnfidel that there was no way I can clean the gutters this weekend. Too much of a slope on the roof.

Stay off loof, lound-eye! I push you off!

Posted by: Roof slope at July 16, 2024 01:44 PM (mIzto)

273 251 And now Sen. Menendez (D-Gold Bars NJ) has been convicted -- although NJ so probably doesn't make a difference. But it gives Schumer heartburn so I'll take it.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 16, 2024 01:29 PM (1KCcl)

Like the Presidency, the requirements for Senator are spelled out in the Constitution and nothing says that he cannot run, be elected, and serve while in prison.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2024 01:42 PM (T7iTv)

I believe he threatened to run Independent if Dems dump him, so NJ should be fun now...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 16, 2024 01:44 PM (exHjb)

274 ok I can't find a transcript but here's the leaked video on rumble (in my sig)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 01:44 PM (s3qiR)

275 262
What material was the roof made of?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

It looks like it is what we called a "Butler building" back home -- steel framing and metal sheeting.

It can get hot, sure, but suck it up, you pansies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2024 01:43 PM (xG4kz)

You put a thick drop-cloth over it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 16, 2024 01:44 PM (ynpvh)

276 Notice, I said a young agile small girl agent...small ain't gonna be fat - that would be big...
Posted by: Nova Local

-

There *might* be a difference if they need to cross a 4x4 platform to reach another section, but I bet there's no noticeable difference in young agile female SS agent and a 40 year old male rando in a "walking on a roof" scenario.

Quite likely the 40 year old male schlub will be better simply because his "what has been" has had him on platforms and roofs before.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:44 PM (EufLR)

277
The RNC should throw out msbnc from the convention. Immediately. Escort them out by security.

They are dangerous.

They are getting Trump supporters killed.

Posted by: Soothsayer's mostly accurate musical history knowledge at July 16, 2024 01:44 PM (FlZoV)

278 >>> Posted by: leoncaruthers at July 16, 2024 01:36 PM (UfRqq)

Well aren't YOU just a little ray of sunshine.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 01:44 PM (VavZF)

279 A virtual conference to select their virtual candidate.

Perfect.

--------

To "win" an election with virtual ballots

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2024 01:44 PM (8zWPN)

280 The only promise from Him that I trust is that He will only day tell me to depart from Him, for He never knew me, Fen.

I guess that's faith.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at July 16, 2024 01:44 PM (UfRqq)

281 We would have protected Trump, but that roof was just too gosh-darn steep!

Besides, Trump isn't a truly high-value protectee, like DOCTOR Jill is!

Posted by: Cheatle! at July 16, 2024 01:44 PM (uxCna)

282 Don't count Joe out. He has a way with words that are very few, and laser accurate.

-
Well, Joe grew up in a community of Rich Man, Poor Man, Beggar Man, Thief, Doctor, Lawyer, and Indian Chief.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 16, 2024 01:44 PM (L/fGl)

283 Four straight minutes of “what can be, unburdened by what has been.” It’s incredible. I had no idea she used it this much.

She thinks it resonates in a historic way.
Was it RFK who said that some people look at what is and ask why, but he looks at what could be and asks, why not?

Yeah. She thinks it's on that level.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 16, 2024 01:45 PM (FCbAQ)

284
JD Vance just has one line to remember for debate with Kamala, "I have no idea what she just said, and I don't think she does either."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 16, 2024 01:45 PM (RKVpM)

285 261. msnbc has No Control over their deranged employees. msnbc is a very dangerous fake "news" organization. - Soothsayer

This is what really happens when the bosses are marginalized and the imbecilariat takes over.

Posted by: Paco at July 16, 2024 01:45 PM (njExo)

286 265 Inconvenient Truths by Jennifer Zeng
@jenniferzeng97
This is the post talking vaguely about "my second uncle having a stroke during the during the group's shareholders' meeting" and asking people to start celebrating. Chinese netizens ofter refer to Xi Jinping as a "pig".
This person also says that he wishes his "uncle" to stay in power longer so that he can drive all the stakeholders to death...
Quote
Inconvenient Truths by Jennifer Zeng
@jenniferzeng97·2h
Xi Jinping just had a stroke at CCP’s Third Plenary Session?
Since yesterday, Chinese social media has been buzzing with the news that something 'big' has happened.
0:57 / 8:38
8:55 AM · Jul 16, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 16, 2024 01:43 PM (9aVck)

Did he get a Clot Shot?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 16, 2024 01:45 PM (ynpvh)

287 >Seriously, how did Kamala ever get through law school? She's just simply dumb as a stump.
---



I guess she blew the right four people

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 01:45 PM (/7KEl)

288 Ace, Systane makes preservative-free synthetic eye drops that, if you put them in the fridge for an hour and then use, your eyes will feel a lot better.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 16, 2024 01:24 PM


+1, Ace.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 01:45 PM (OsWVp)

289 Obamaland is crawling with odious commies and dickstained perverts and probably chef-murderers, but they aren't stupid. They surely understood that actually replacing Biden with someone not named Kamala was impossible. And they hate Kamala and know she's worse than Biden. What Obamaland was doing was creating a paper trail so that if Biden loses, they can say "See? We told you so!"
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 16, 2024 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

========

Michelle was getting bundlers together for Kamala in the middle of all of this.

Kamala is the Obama candidate.

They wanted Biden to drop out so that Kamala could win and become president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 01:43 PM (GBKbO)
___

I don't believe that

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 16, 2024 01:45 PM (iFTx/)

290 Seriously, how did Kamala ever get through law school? She's just simply dumb as a stump.

-

(looks at Karmella)

Did she make at least a C in a couple of classes?

Good enough.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:45 PM (EufLR)

291 That's my take as well. HOWEVER, there's no excuse for not checking it out, especially with the bystanders recognizing that something wasn't right.
Posted by: Emmie

And you take trump off the fucking stage until you are damn sure!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 01:46 PM (evvc2)

292 268 You make fun, but that's probably a good idea - an agile, small girl agent could have balanced on any kinda sloped roof

Lol. The roof was about as sloped as a wheelchair ramp, certainly doesn't need some kind of magical mythical balancing-specialist slay kween super-agent.
Posted by: spindrift at July 16, 2024 01:44 PM (OguvZ)

Well. apparently, the guys wouldn't do it...so you needed someone else...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 16, 2024 01:46 PM (exHjb)

293 Disgraced Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle is now saying they didn’t put snipers on the roof where the shooter was b/c it was “sloped” and “not safe”.

I've hired people to clear snow and ice off my roof in the winter. Now I know what heroes they are.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 16, 2024 01:46 PM (0Htd1)

294 259 I would never have guessed Mika was the saner of the two. Joe threatening a network? Someone has gotten way to big for their britches.

Be funny if he was fired while Mika continues.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 01:43 PM (tT6L1)

Well he always has his music career.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 16, 2024 01:46 PM (uBBbP)

295 What is "Morning Joe's" market share?

I don't know what market share means but someone can tell me in kindergarten terms how many people watch that pustule, Joe Scarborough?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 16, 2024 01:46 PM (JeYYB)

296 Menendez guilty.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 16, 2024 01:46 PM (MkuC5)

297 289 Michelle was getting bundlers together for Kamala in the middle of all of this.

Kamala is the Obama candidate.

They wanted Biden to drop out so that Kamala could win and become president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 01:43 PM (GBKbO)
___

I don't believe that
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 16, 2024 01:45 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Obama was backing her all the way back in January of 2019 when the New York Times was putting out puff pieces to clear the way for her run for president. Obama told Biden not to run for president.

And, just think about it, if there's one person in the world who thinks that Kamala is a genius, it's Barack Obama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 01:46 PM (GBKbO)

298 Re. Joe "I have no idea what happened to that intern of mine" Scarborough threatening to quit, did he also promise back in 2016 to leave the US if Trump were elected?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 01:46 PM (VavZF)

299 263 Seriously, how did Kamala ever get through law school? She's just simply dumb as a stump.
Posted by: Paco at July 16, 2024 01:43 PM (njExo)

prehensile lips.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2024 01:47 PM (pohLc)

300 279 A virtual conference to select their virtual candidate.

Perfect.

--------

To "win" an election with virtual ballots
Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2024 01:44 PM (8zWPN)

The real conference will be a tv movie with a virtual audience...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 16, 2024 01:47 PM (exHjb)

301 It can get hot, sure, but suck it up, you pansies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2024 01:43 PM (xG4kz)

You put a thick drop-cloth over it...


Whoa, enough with the high tech stuff, Poindexter...

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 01:47 PM (xCA6C)

302 Did she make at least a C in a couple of classes?

Good enough.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:45 PM (EufLR)

Only by handling a lot of the D

Posted by: Kamala sucks dicks for power and grades! at July 16, 2024 01:47 PM (mIzto)

303 This is Kammala trying to be Hopey Changey, like Obama ... Only clumsy and awkward like a day-time-ferris-wheel blow j*b

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 16, 2024 01:47 PM (CTUih)

304 "The news feed will be us, or they can get somebody else to host the show.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

They can take two dumps on a chair and harness more talent.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 01:47 PM (77JBp)

305 loops not frist

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 16, 2024 01:47 PM (MkuC5)

306 299 263 Seriously, how did Kamala ever get through law school? She's just simply dumb as a stump.
Posted by: Paco at July 16, 2024 01:43 PM (njExo)

prehensile lips.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2024 01:47 PM (pohLc)

The answer was always on the tip of her tongue.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 16, 2024 01:48 PM (ynpvh)

307 'll bet you the confusion was that people thought the guy was a LE sniper and not an assassin. I mean, in the videos the guy is just laying there on the roof, in plain sight, not bothering in the slightest to hide.

--

Which would be fine IF the cops staring at him hadn't called him in and sent a photo of him to confirm.

They were either told to stand down or they were ignored.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:48 PM (EufLR)

308 Well aren't YOU just a little ray of sunshine.

You should see me when I'm depressed.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at July 16, 2024 01:48 PM (UfRqq)

309 Don't count Joe out. He has a way with words that are very few, and laser accurate

We talkin' Biden or Scarborough?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 01:48 PM (OsWVp)

310 ace
- you should wash your eyelids or whole face periodically to help with dry eyes. Removes crud on your lids and eyebrows, which may be aggravating the dry eye symptoms. Baby shampoo works for this - no stinging while washing the outside of lids, lashes, and eyebrows. Try to not use the moistened lid scrub pads for this. Depending on your skin they are too-abrasive and make things worse.

Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 01:48 PM (5fDan)

311
The DNC's current plan is to train state party chairs next week on how to conduct the electronic voting in a secure way.



*snort*

Talk about floating a hanging curve for Babylon Bee....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2024 01:48 PM (y9nCu)

312 Hell, even the retarded SS and LE on site might have been confused and thought it was one of their own. "The dude up there with the gun aimed at Trump? Oh that's just our guy Cleatus. Right?"
Posted by: Elric Blade

Ummm, every counter-sniper team I've seen at POTUS events were set up to aim away from the Man.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2024 01:38 PM (IpdaE)

This is starting to come together to explain all the fuckuppery. There WERE supposed to be counter snipers on top of AGR. But they were not. They were inside AGR because it was too hot for them on the roof.

So the guys visible to Trump's upper right MIGHT have looked at the roof of AGR and wondered whether that was a good guy or not. Because there was supposed to be someone there. Not knowing that they had gone inside.
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 01:44 PM (xhfG9)
_________

That was kinda my point. I'm not excusing SS because clearly this was a megaton monkeypox fuck-up. I think the audience could be excused for seeing a guy up there in plain sight and thinking it was SS. But the SS itself? Come on now.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 16, 2024 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

313
I don't want to live in a country where diminutive female Secret Service agents can't shelter inside from oppressive heat caused by global warming.

Posted by: Karen CheChe at July 16, 2024 01:48 PM (RKVpM)

314 Fuck me. Watching that video, Kamala is the next Churchill. So expressive, so focused, so articulate, so fucking stupid.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2024 01:49 PM (pohLc)

315 I will say this, Kamala's "unburdened by what has been" perfectly encapsulates leftism, because leftists never learn from the past.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 01:49 PM (tT6L1)

316 Did she make at least a C in a couple of classes?

If by "C", you mean "cock", well yeah...

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 16, 2024 01:49 PM (ufFY8)

317 And whose decision would it be to take Trump off the stage?

The C team on the ground?

🤔

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 01:49 PM (77JBp)

318 264 A late willowing concerning the ladder from the previous thread. Home Depot - 5 ft folded that goes to 10".
https://tinyurl.com/4dmvv3bt
Posted by: jwest at July 16, 2024 01:43 PM (VP9ao)


Thanks. Eventually these details were going to come out.

A 5 ft ladder that becomes a 10 footer makes more sense as to driving around in a car. But, again, the guys plan is I am going to take a ladder and a gun (and a bomb - starting to get details that was real?) and just show up where Trump is and figure out if I can get a vantage point to shoot him.

I still think it SHOULD take more planning than that to actually shoot a President. Because otherwise why would we bother having a Secret Service?

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 01:49 PM (xhfG9)

319 What material was the roof made of?

Lava

Until it was time to go up and retrieve the body.

Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2024 01:50 PM (/tXXR)

320 Kamala's word salad is the only unifying thing in this whole country. EVERYONE cringes.

She must think that if she utters "Unburdened by what has been" enough, it will end up on bumper stickers.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 16, 2024 01:50 PM (wzAuc)

321 Harris failed the bar the first time she took it.

No information seems to be out there about where she ranked in her class at University of California, Hastings College of the Law, but if she failed the bar, she was probably bottom half of the class.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

322
Xi Jinping just had a stroke at CCP’s Third Plenary Session?
Since yesterday, Chinese social media has been buzzing with the news that something 'big' has happened.


He has the Pooh Flu.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2024 01:50 PM (xG4kz)

323
So the guys visible to Trump's upper right MIGHT have looked at the roof of AGR and wondered whether that was a good guy or not. Because there was supposed to be someone there. Not knowing that they had gone inside.
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 01:44 PM (xhfG9)

If my job was to run cover for pdt they would have to drag my dehydrated unconscious body off the roof. Now I'd like to say I'd be professional enough for Biden too, but thank goodness it will never have to be put to the test.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 16, 2024 01:50 PM (uBBbP)

324 Were these the same guards watching Epstein by chance?

I really need to hear from these "men".

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 16, 2024 01:50 PM (Z8Yh2)

325 Because otherwise why would we bother having a Secret Service?

To employ the otherwise unemployable?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (xCA6C)

326 306 299 263 Seriously, how did Kamala ever get through law school? She's just simply dumb as a stump.
Posted by: Paco at July 16, 2024 01:43 PM (njExo)

Being smart is optional at law school. Some of dumbest people I've ever encountered had a law degree.

Posted by: jwest at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (VP9ao)

327 Forget getting a rifle into the rally zone, how does a guy sneak a fucking ladder?

Posted by: leoncaruthers at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (UfRqq)

328 >>> The RNC should throw out msbnc from the convention. Immediately. Escort them out by security.

That would distract from the momemtum, give MSNBC a chance to crubully that the RNC is violating the first amendment or some crap.

The way Don JR handled it is prob the best way to go. Insult them to their faces, tell them to go away, and then ignore them.

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (QAK8m)

329 addendum to 258The ToI & the J-Post are no friends to Netanyahu whatsoever.

That adds credence, imo, to the reports from the battlefield that good things are happening.

"For every one who falls, ten will rise up to take his place!" my ADZ!

Deif: "Think I'll go for a walk."

Posted by: mnw at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (NLIak)

330 Thanks. Eventually these details were going to come out.

A 5 ft ladder that becomes a 10 footer makes more sense as to driving around in a car. But, again, the guys plan is I am going to take a ladder and a gun (and a bomb - starting to get details that was real?) and just show up where Trump is and figure out if I can get a vantage point to shoot him.

I still think it SHOULD take more planning than that to actually shoot a President. Because otherwise why would we bother having a Secret Service?
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 01:49 PM (xhfG9)

It should, but voices in your head would tell you that you can totally do it with just that...so you try.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (exHjb)

331 This is starting to come together to explain all the fuckuppery. There WERE supposed to be counter snipers on top of AGR. But they were not. They were inside AGR because it was too hot for them on the roof.

How fortunate for the shooter. Like I said yesterday, any would be assassin would not even consider that roof as one would expect it to be occupied or covered. How did that fuckwit know he could just casually stroll out there and flop down without being told he could just stroll out there and flop down.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (evvc2)

332 They're doing this to stop all talk of replacing Biden with a living person.

That's gold, Ace, gold.

Posted by: Kenny at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (2lwp3)

333
Menendez guilty.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at July 16, 2024 01:46 PM


I think Fox News just called his reelection.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (RKVpM)

334 Her statement can be summed up in english as Conservatism Bad.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (77JBp)

335 from Sun Tzu to Miles Vorkosigan, "never stop your enemy when he's making a mistake" is always good strategy and / or tactics.

go demonrats!

*moar popcorn!*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (UWgy2)

336 Kamala is unburdened by talent, intelligence, character, competence or capability. But she has brownish skin and a vagina and that's what matters.

Posted by: Meritocracy's a joke at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (mIzto)

337 Xi Jinping just had a stroke at CCP’s Third Plenary Session?

Dayum. This week is getting serious.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (xCA6C)

338 That was kinda my point. I'm not excusing SS because clearly this was a megaton monkeypox fuck-up. I think the audience could be excused for seeing a guy up there in plain sight and thinking it was SS. But the SS itself? Come on now.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 16, 2024 01:48 PM (iFTx/)


If you are told that another team will be on that roof, and you don't know that other team was NOT on that roof because they thought it was too hot, you might look at a guy with a rifle and think "I should see a guy with a gun on that roof and there's a guy with a gun on that roof" and not be immediately suspicious.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (xhfG9)

339 So the guys visible to Trump's upper right MIGHT have looked at the roof of AGR and wondered whether that was a good guy or not. Because there was supposed to be someone there. Not knowing that they had gone inside.

-

So she was inside for 30 minutes while Trump spoke?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (EufLR)

340
K-toe "unburdened" a lot of guys

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (xG4kz)

341 In the video(s) while Kamala is saying continual nonsense, dolts in the background are nodding their heads like they are listening to MLK give the I Have A Dream speech.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 16, 2024 01:52 PM (JeYYB)

342 Have Crooks' parents said anything?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 16, 2024 01:52 PM (v6JzV)

343 >>> 274 ok I can't find a transcript but here's the leaked video on rumble (in my sig)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 01:44 PM (s3qiR)

Thanks!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 01:52 PM (VavZF)

344 And, just think about it, if there's one person in the world who thinks that Kamala is a genius, it's Barack Obama.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 01:46 PM (GBKbO)

She's easily controllable. Mucho skeletons in her closet. She took the ticket a long time ago with Willie Brown.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 16, 2024 01:52 PM (K861k)

345 Don't let the past dictate what you do today from" dear abbey" to Kamala

Posted by: MAC V SOG at July 16, 2024 01:52 PM (P4Pk9)

346 Who would lose if Murdering Joe left in a huff? Seriously, who would miss him? Leftwing imbeciles are a dime a dozen.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 16, 2024 01:52 PM (JLq/1)

347 Get Pedo Joe as the nominee ASAP.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 16, 2024 01:52 PM (17s+e)

348 Disgraced Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle is now saying they didn’t put snipers on the roof where the shooter was b/c it was “sloped” and “not safe”.

Wait 'til she finds out what they're expected to do to shield their charges from gunfire.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 16, 2024 01:53 PM (5IFb9)

349 they have Kamala warming up in the bullpen.

The picture that paints in my mind is... Beastial.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 16, 2024 01:53 PM (sptJg)

350 If only there had been a girl willing to help unburden me from my involuntary celibacy . . .

Posted by: Zombie Crook at July 16, 2024 01:53 PM (Aqu9a)

351 The way Don JR handled it is prob the best way to go. Insult them to their faces, tell them to go away, and then ignore them.

I think he really screwed up when he didn't give the guy a wedgie.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 01:53 PM (xCA6C)

352 I don't want to live in a country where diminutive female Secret Service agents can't shelter inside from oppressive heat caused by global warming.
Posted by: Karen CheChe at July 16, 2024 0


***
Just what kind of "oppressive" heat are we talking?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2024 01:53 PM (J2vNu)

353 2020 Census have the GOP a net 5 EVs on top of 2020. That’s like winning NH and the 1 EV in Nebraska for free.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 16, 2024 01:38 PM (BzTNr)


I assume that first number is supposed to be 2030... would that be from just undoing the illegitimate "fix" that Biden put into place to steal representation from red states?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2024 01:53 PM (T7iTv)

354 Xi Jinping just had a stroke at CCP’s Third


Great. Second major power with a drooling idiot.

Putin wins.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 16, 2024 01:53 PM (ufFY8)

355
I understand the RNC won't escort msnbc from the premises of the convention, but how does the SS ignore it?

It is their job to talk officially, at least, talk to people they believe are making threats. It doesn't even have to be an overt threat.

Posted by: Soothsayer's mostly accurate musical history knowledge at July 16, 2024 01:53 PM (FlZoV)

356 339 So the guys visible to Trump's upper right MIGHT have looked at the roof of AGR and wondered whether that was a good guy or not. Because there was supposed to be someone there. Not knowing that they had gone inside.

-

So she was inside for 30 minutes while Trump spoke?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (EufLR)

He was inside (man didn't stay out) - this would have sewn confusion.

If a dude was on the roof and you expected to see a dude, you'd relax...if there was no woman in that building and you saw a woman, you'd get real nervous real fast...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 16, 2024 01:53 PM (exHjb)

357 Scarborough's face looks like a bowl of angry oatmeal. Unwatchable, no matter what his opinions are.

Posted by: Paco at July 16, 2024 01:53 PM (njExo)

358
Disgraced Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle is now saying they didn’t put snipers on the roof where the shooter was b/c it was “sloped” and “not safe”.


Riiiiiight. Hell, I've hauled my fat ass up on similar metal roofs occasionally installing GPS antennas for 20+ years. All I needed was a ladder.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2024 01:53 PM (y9nCu)

359 We're focus group testing this update here. Please let us know your reaction:

Some people did some things.
Mistakes may have been made.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Old news.
Time to move on, unburdened by what has been.

Posted by: MSM at July 16, 2024 01:53 PM (OsWVp)

360 Just a thought but executing a candidate should be tougher than Level 1 of Angry Birds.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 01:53 PM (77JBp)

361 Just what kind of "oppressive" heat are we talking?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


93 degrees. I just checked.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 01:53 PM (Wt5CP)

362 Don't think Kamala is an Obama plant. Biden is Obama's potted plant and can easily control what he does and says through his White House flunkies. Kamala is too stupid to control and would go off reservation real quick , thinking she's being really smrt

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 01:54 PM (zte34)

363 what can be, unburdened by what has been.”

WTF does that mean?


********

I think "unburdened" is a pop-cultural reference to swallows...

(IYKWIM)

Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2024 01:54 PM (uCfKO)

364 A google of Xi+stroke provides nothing.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 01:54 PM (xCA6C)

365 IF it is true that the other parts of the security team thought maybe that shooter was one of them, it means that *No One* was in charge of overall deployment and operations. It was just some agents out there winging it and hoping things turned out alright.

We keep coming down to one of two bad narratives; either a planned failure on the part of the SS, or gross incompetence and willful negligence on the part of the agents there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2024 01:54 PM (pgG81)

366 Did anybody catch this:
after Ohio moved its filing deadline past the date of the Democratic convention.
The Ohio deadline was set by a law passed more than 10 years ago. It wasn't "moved" any time within this election cycle. But they phrase it this way to make it seem like they are victims of some shady machinations rather than their own ineptitude.

Posted by: Bill at July 16, 2024 01:54 PM (I4fb/)

367 If only there had been a girl willing to help unburden me from my involuntary celibacy . . .
Posted by: Zombie Crook

-

He was a tranny that had already had hundreds of encounters with older men by the time he turned 20.

A regular George Takei.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:54 PM (EufLR)

368 Have Crooks' parents said anything?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

According to my wife, they are as fucked up as he is. Was.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 16, 2024 01:54 PM (qZEuM)

369 Kamala is the only person willing to take over for Biden - her political career is over anyway if she loses in 2024, so why not be at the top of the ticket?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 16, 2024 01:54 PM (uxCna)

370 Scarborough threatened to quit if the network ever pulled him off the air again... “Let me just say, next time we’re told there’s going to be a news feed replacing us, we will be in our chairs,” Scarborough warned. “The news feed will be us, or they can get somebody else to host the show.”
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Lol. Yeah, where on earth would you find a washed-up phony conservative Republican sellout willing to give unhinged anti-Republican rants on air for money?

Posted by: The Bulwark, Lincoln Project, NAMBLA, etc at July 16, 2024 01:54 PM (JCZqz)

371 ***
Just what kind of "oppressive" heat are we talking?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2024 01:53 PM (J2vNu)

Exactly . Tens of thousands of people were out there in it for hours and none seemed to be fainting...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2024 01:54 PM (IyPmt)

372 Trump: "Biden called and he asked me, how did you know to turn your head?"

that. that is weird. Biden does that, its something like a freudian slip but not as cogent.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 01:54 PM (s3qiR)

373 342 Have Crooks' parents said anything?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 16, 2024 01:52 PM (v6JzV)

They are both social workers so you know they are leftards. Probably afraid to open their yaps.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2024 01:54 PM (pohLc)

374 So the guys visible to Trump's upper right MIGHT have looked at the roof of AGR and wondered whether that was a good guy or not.


T shirt & shorts are what we call, in poker, "a tell".

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 01:55 PM (Wt5CP)

375 So she was inside for 30 minutes while Trump spoke?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (EufLR)


Not a she. The counter sniper team at AGR was I THINK locally sourced. Whether they were Butler Country Sheriff or PA State Police. But not Secret Service.

I do not know who made the "too hot to be on the roof" call - we don't have that yet. But yes, apparently they were in there for at least 30 minutes because the shooter was on the roof 26 minutes before the shooting. The videos of the people seeing him on the roof are at least 2 and a half minutes prior.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 01:55 PM (xhfG9)

376 So the guys visible to Trump's upper right MIGHT have looked at the roof of AGR and wondered whether that was a good guy or not.

I'm not elite, so I would have been alarmed by the unknown aiming at Trump. Somehow, they remained calm.

Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2024 01:55 PM (/tXXR)

377 Kamala is unburdened by talent, intelligence, character, competence or capability. But she has brownish skin and a vagina and that's what matters.
Posted by: Meritocracy's a joke at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (mIzto)

Her lack of a gag reflex matters more.

Posted by: Big Willie Brown at July 16, 2024 01:55 PM (Aqu9a)

378 DEI + climate change hysteria = almost assassinated PDT.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 01:55 PM (tT6L1)

379 Xi Jinping just had a stroke at CCP’s Third

If you have a link, please provide it.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 01:55 PM (xCA6C)

380 A google of Xi+stroke provides nothing.

Try X.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 16, 2024 01:55 PM (uxCna)

381 The audience who could see the shooter assumed he wasn't secret service.

Thank god he was incompetent, because he was one fucking costume change away from not just doing the deed, but getting away as well.

The fucking game Hitman is more difficult.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 16, 2024 01:55 PM (cf/0E)

382 346 Who would lose if Murdering Joe left in a huff? Seriously, who would miss him? Leftwing imbeciles are a dime a dozen.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 16, 2024 01:52 PM (JLq/1)

Joe wold not get enough early-morning flattery to satisfy his immense ego. He'll be extra-grumpy and foul-mouthed all day.

Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 01:55 PM (5fDan)

383 A 5 ft ladder that becomes a 10 footer makes more sense as to driving around in a car. But, again, the guys plan is I am going to take a ladder and a gun (and a bomb - starting to get details that was real?) and just show up where Trump is and figure out if I can get a vantage point to shoot him. I still think it SHOULD take more planning than that to actually shoot a President. Because otherwise why would we bother having a Secret Service?
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 01:49 PM (xhfG9

The car thing is up in the air too. When one of the networks were broadcasting from in front of his house, there was a blue pickup truck (like a Toyota Tundra) in the driveway along with a car. Initial reports shortly after the shooting said the police had found his "truck". These basic facts shouldn't be so hard to nail down.

Posted by: jwest at July 16, 2024 01:55 PM (VP9ao)

384 wait there was also video of supposedly crooks freaking out about wanting to kill Republicans? did you guys see that?

it's creepy not sure I should link

he was NOT OK

and not republican sheesh

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 01:55 PM (s3qiR)

385 The Democrats shouldn't worry -- they have Kamala warming up in the bullpen.
______
Warming up with popsicles, bananas, and cucumbers, no doubt.

Or is that hateful Nazi-adjacent violent rhetoric?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 16, 2024 01:55 PM (1bNHn)

386 Last night's national anthem butcher at the HR Derby just admitted she was drunk and is entering rehab. It was...really something.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 16, 2024 01:56 PM (ggOdn)

387 We could call it The Morning Zinger!

Posted by: Adam Kinzinger at July 16, 2024 01:56 PM (Y8lzz)

388 "This was an assasination attempt on a former President and the head of the SS is there will be an ivestigation. No one has even been suspended pending this investigation."

================

Leftist hero Bob Mueller blamed the wrong guy for the anthrax attacks (who sued the government and won $6 million) and it didn't hurt his career at all.

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 16, 2024 01:56 PM (i7Q7S)

389 It should be easier to get a library book than to attempt to assassinate a political opponent.
---dumb shit Obama said

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 16, 2024 01:56 PM (JLq/1)

390 I think "unburdened" is a pop-cultural reference to swallows...

(IYKWIM)
Posted by: muldoon at July 16, 2024 01:54 PM


African or Indian?

Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at July 16, 2024 01:56 PM (OsWVp)

391 386 Last night's national anthem butcher at the HR Derby just admitted she was drunk and is entering rehab. It was...really something.


oh well that explains it! lol she was terrrrrrible

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 01:56 PM (s3qiR)

392 Before the election, or final vote count which could take months, Hunt should be able to publically hold his 1st grandchild (if a male child, maybe high in the air); bells peal on cue, and all can be forgiven. Dynasty. 😉

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 16, 2024 01:56 PM (NFX2v)

393 The only thing that will really help your eyesis to step away from the computer and go outside, where you have to focus at things farther away.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 16, 2024 01:56 PM (xjTDL)

394 If it was indeed too hot for the SS, then they should have cancelled the event. Coverage of the president is not optional.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 01:57 PM (xCA6C)

395 Good ol' Mark "Heart Full o'Hate" Hamill thinks that Trump's ear bandage was oversized to generate sympathy. Absolute freaking lunatics.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at July 16, 2024 01:57 PM (PWI4f)

396 Biden is going with more better lies.

Larry Elder
@larryelder
Biden: "I have not engaged in that rhetoric."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 16, 2024 01:57 PM (L/fGl)

397 Kamala is aging like a block of cheddar forgotten in the back of the fridge. She's edging her way toward Big Mike levels of glamour. The only Willie who might be interested in her now is Horton.

Posted by: Three Bag Minimum, Two for Her and One for Her Beau at July 16, 2024 01:57 PM (ohEAP)

398 A google of Xi+stroke provides nothing.

Try X.


I don't subscribe to X.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 01:58 PM (xCA6C)

399 Turns out we now know girls on the roof would have been the smart play b/c
1. they'd have stayed put on the roof
2. they would have looked different enough from a male assassin that the SS would have known to take a shot much sooner than they did

So, we now know the body SS agents should have been on roof duty...and should stay there b/c odds are, men will be taking more shots at the pres...so now, we solve one problem...confusion b/c we can't tell one guy apart from another...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 16, 2024 01:58 PM (exHjb)

400 Interviewer; President Biden, what do you say to your millions of supporters that say they are disappointed that Trump was not killed?

Posted by: Faux News at July 16, 2024 01:58 PM (nvKZ7)

401

I'll never live a life unburdened
I've walked for miles, my feet are hurting
All I want is for you to make love to me

Posted by: Kamala at July 16, 2024 01:58 PM (63Dwl)

402 Kumala has unburdened many a testicle.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2024 01:58 PM (pohLc)

403 Oh, look at that Hillbilly Elegy, the Netflix produced adaptation of JD Vance's book, is #6 on Netflix right now.

Right behind...Minions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

404 Joe, being a dementia patient, probably believes he is unburdened by what has been.....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 01:58 PM (tT6L1)

405 The car thing is up in the air too. When one of the networks were broadcasting from in front of his house, there was a blue pickup truck (like a Toyota Tundra) in the driveway along with a car. Initial reports shortly after the shooting said the police had found his "truck". These basic facts shouldn't be so hard to nail down.
Posted by: jwest at July 16, 2024 01:55 PM (VP9ao)


To be fair, this is the media we are talking about.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 01:58 PM (xhfG9)

406 T shirt & shorts are what we call, in poker, "a tell".
Posted by: rickb223

And the long hippie hair. Definitely was not tacti-cool.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 01:58 PM (evvc2)

407
So she was inside for 30 minutes while Trump spoke?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (EufLR)

He was inside (man didn't stay out) - this would have sewn confusion.

If a dude was on the roof and you expected to see a dude, you'd relax...if there was no woman in that building and you saw a woman, you'd get real nervous real fast...
Posted by: Nova Local

-

The shooter looks like a woman. Regardless, I was making a joke about the fat SS chicks, but my main point was there were 26 minutes between the time cops saw the shooter and the time the shooter took the shot.

If the SS agent was inside - and I assume with his/her radio off, since the other agents would be asking where he or she was since the person was expected to be on the roof - for that amount of time *while Trump was speaking*, then there's even more questions.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:58 PM (EufLR)

408 387 We could call it The Morning Zinger!
Posted by: Adam Kinzinger at July 16, 2024 01:56 PM (Y8lzz)


-------
hhhahahahahah


Adam Kinzinger's whiny, constipated face causes balls to shrivel and weiners to contract and vagina's to dry up.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 16, 2024 01:59 PM (JeYYB)

409 I am glad the shooter failed in his mission against President Trump, but terribly sad that others were killed and injured. May God comfort them.

Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2024 01:59 PM (Sf2cq)

410 >what can be, unburdened by what has been.”

WTF does that mean?
---

It means she's smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... she's smart and she wants respect!

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 01:59 PM (/7KEl)

411 rump: "Biden called and he asked me, how did you know to turn your head?"

The old joke that his girlfriend liked in the ear because she kept turning her head

Posted by: MAC V SOG at July 16, 2024 01:59 PM (P4Pk9)

412 384 wait there was also video of supposedly crooks freaking out about wanting to kill Republicans? did you guys see that?

it's creepy not sure I should link

he was NOT OK

and not republican sheesh
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 16, 2024 01:55 PM (s3qiR)

Yeah, he's definitely nuts and part of the Pride movement IF it's him...not sure there was every definite confirm on that...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 16, 2024 01:59 PM (exHjb)

413 "We could call it The Morning Zinger!"

Calls are being made. Bank on it.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 16, 2024 01:59 PM (Z8Yh2)

414 Joe, being a dementia patient, probably believes he is unburdened by what has been.....
Posted by: blake - sem

He's definitely unburdened by the load he just dropped in his pants.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 16, 2024 01:59 PM (CIS44)

415 Joe Biden is about as popular as the bubonic plague with fellow Democrats

Gabby Birenbaum
@birenbomb
Confirming @nytimes: Senator Jackie Rosen will not appear with Biden at Las Vegas events this week.

She's up in Reno this week for pre-planned events (including a roundtable with former Gov. Brian Sandoval yesterday)
10:18 AM · Jul 16, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 16, 2024 02:00 PM (9aVck)

416 Don't Democrats have super-delegates that can nullify much of what their voters want?
How are the super-delegates leaning?

And the DNC already rejected the will of its voters when they wanted Bernie, and there was not long-term damage to the party leader's authority. So, why wouldn't they do it again?

Posted by: 29Victor at July 16, 2024 02:00 PM (TL7UX)

417 Interviewer; President Biden, what do you say to your millions of supporters that say they are disappointed that Trump was not killed?
Posted by: Faux News at July 16, 2024 01:58 PM (nvKZ7)

Questions that would make Joe freak out with rage.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 16, 2024 02:00 PM (JLq/1)

418 Angels: "God? It looks like VP Harris is an idiot...and Altaria Pilgram can't get on Facebook. God? What should we do?"
God: "I can't do anything about Harris - but Let me see if I can help brother Altaria...Altaria, my child, GET THE FUCK OFF FACEBOOK!"
Angels:"Umh, God, you said Fuck."
God: "Yeah? Well, I'm God, sometimes I do that..."

Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2024 02:00 PM (K+UlC)

419 384 wait there was also video of supposedly crooks freaking out about wanting to kill Republicans? did you guys see that?

There was video of a guy that looked like him, but it was from 4 years ago at the University of Arizona. That would make him 16 at the time and far from home.

Posted by: jwest at July 16, 2024 02:00 PM (VP9ao)

420 Have Crooks' parents said anything?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Nah. Why would they? I mean their kid just shot up a rally and was involved in some manner during an assassination attempt. And further, was killed. Interestingly enough, the media isn't hounding them either.

Wonder why. (No, I don't.)

Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2024 02:00 PM (IpdaE)

421 He was a tranny that had already had hundreds of encounters with older men by the time he turned 20.

A regular George Takei.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:54 PM (EufLR)


You keep saying he was a tranny repeatedly. What's the source?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 16, 2024 02:00 PM (/HDaX)

422 Who would lose if Murdering Joe left in a huff? Seriously, who would miss him? Leftwing imbeciles are a dime a dozen.

-
Olbermann is tanned, rested, and ready.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 16, 2024 02:00 PM (L/fGl)

423 386 Last night's national anthem butcher at the HR Derby just admitted she was drunk and is entering rehab. It was...really something.
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 16, 2024 01:56 PM (ggOdn)

Shoulda got Enrico Pallazzo.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 16, 2024 02:00 PM (T+Iwg)

424 Last night's national anthem butcher at the HR Derby just admitted she was drunk and is entering rehab. It was...really something.


oh well that explains it! lol she was terrrrrrible

-

I'm always struck and honored when a singer just sings the anthem as written and doesn't try to turn it into some sort of personalized yodeling performance for the singer.

It's only happened a handful of times in the last 30 years, but every once in a while you'll catch it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 02:00 PM (EufLR)

425 ok, who is the Senator ???

"Former 90 Day Fiancé star who claims she has been secretly dating a US Senator for a year in exchange for MONEY 'exposes all his dirty secrets' - including his bizarre fetishes"

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 02:00 PM (V13WU)

426
Just what kind of "oppressive" heat are we talking?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2024 01:53 PM


By New Orleans standards probably a 'nice day'. By western Pennsylvania standards probably as nasty as they get. It's been a bitch on the eastern side of the state for too many days now.

If I didn't have so much pitch to my roof I'd probably be up there assassinating everyone in sight.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 16, 2024 02:01 PM (RKVpM)

427
We keep coming down to one of two bad narratives; either a planned failure on the part of the SS, or gross incompetence and willful negligence on the part of the agents there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 16, 2024 01:54 PM (pgG81)



Or both. Planned failure by the brass, putting incompetent agents around Trump, and the incompetent agents doing what incompetent agents do best. Lots of plausible deniability.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2024 02:01 PM (y9nCu)

428 And the DNC already rejected the will of its voters when they wanted Bernie, and there was not long-term damage to the party leader's authority. So, why wouldn't they do it again?
Posted by: 29Victor

Too fucking stupid to see they are used and abused.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 16, 2024 02:01 PM (qZEuM)

429 RE: Kamala failing the CA Bar Exam the first time:

More proof she's an idiot, but NOT because she failed the bar exam.

Every sentient law school grad knows to take the BAR-BRI bar exam prep course before taking the bar exam. Law school doesn't teach you to pass the bar exam! And CA has the toughest bar exam in America (or at least it used to, when Kamala took it).

Posted by: mnw at July 16, 2024 02:01 PM (NLIak)

430 He was a tranny that had already had hundreds of encounters with older men by the time he turned 20.

A regular George Takei.
-

You keep saying he was a tranny repeatedly. What's the source?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy

-

He's antifa + look at him.

You know it's true.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 02:01 PM (EufLR)

431 Country 97.1 HANK FM
@HANKFM
Ingrid Andress responds to National Anthem criticism. Wishing her all the best ✨

Why was it allowed is the Q? Pull the plug, claim audio problems, run a tape.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 16, 2024 02:02 PM (NFX2v)

432 425 ok, who is the Senator ???

"Former 90 Day Fiancé star who claims she has been secretly dating a US Senator for a year in exchange for MONEY 'exposes all his dirty secrets' - including his bizarre fetishes"
Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 02:00 PM (V13WU)

J. D Vance .. Sounds like the sort of crap the libs would try

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2024 02:02 PM (IyPmt)

433 Biden: "Trump supporters make Fuck Joe Biden signs and I feel like that's aimed at my young female relatives and that is just beyond the pale."

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 02:02 PM (77JBp)

434 I'm always struck and honored when a singer just sings the anthem as written and doesn't try to turn it into some sort of personalized yodeling performance for the singer.

It's only happened a handful of times in the last 30 years, but every once in a while you'll catch it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 02:00 PM (EufLR)

I nailed it once.

Posted by: Zombie Whitney Houston at July 16, 2024 02:02 PM (Aqu9a)

435 Ace's eyes are burning? Are you taking bee pollen? They turned my eyes into twin fireballs.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 16, 2024 02:02 PM (wBaIH)

436 Just in case no one has said it...

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 02:02 PM (77JBp)

437 Four hours before Trump was to speak, colored bandans should have been passed out to the counter sniper teams with the instructions to wear them on their left bicep.

Failure to wear it will probably result in you being shot.

Color changes every event.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 02:02 PM (Wt5CP)

438 393 The only thing that will really help your eyesis to step away from the computer and go outside, where you have to focus at things farther away.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 16, 2024 01:56 PM (xjTDL)


I think Ace lives somewhere that is so densely populated that there is nothing far away to look at. Poor guy.

Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2024 02:02 PM (Sf2cq)

439
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the Democrats move their original convention later in the year so it would be after some of the fake trials?

Posted by: Soothsayer's mostly accurate musical history knowledge at July 16, 2024 02:02 PM (FlZoV)

440 He's antifa + look at him.

You know it's true.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 02:01 PM (EufLR)


Uhuh.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 16, 2024 02:02 PM (/HDaX)

441 He's antifa + look at him.

You know it's true.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Hey! You can't determine someone's gender just by looking at then! This Crooks guy looks just as manly as me!

Posted by: David Hogg at July 16, 2024 02:03 PM (JCZqz)

442 394 If it was indeed too hot for the SS, then they should have cancelled the event. Coverage of the president is not optional.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 16, 2024 01:57 PM (xCA6C)


I agree. But I don't think that roof was to be manned by USSS it was sourced locally. Don't know who made the call that it was too hot.

As I am starting to piece this together it was monumental fuckuppery all the way to the top. I would bet that someone made the call locally to pull the snipers from the roof and have them inside because a heat injury will get you fired and in 90+ degree heat in full BDUs and body armor etc its a near certainty. An assassination attempt? One in a million! And don't tell anyone you are taking your guys off the roof because forgiveness is easier to ask than permission.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 02:03 PM (xhfG9)

443 We know so little about the killer.

He might be a woman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

444 Trump supporters make Fuck Joe Biden signs and I feel like that's aimed at my young female relatives and that is just beyond the pale

WTF?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 16, 2024 02:04 PM (Y8lzz)

445 I bet his social media was full antifa and tranny stuff.

POOF, gone. Can't have people seeing that, can we? Way too many tranny shooters already.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 02:04 PM (EufLR)

446 I think Ace lives somewhere that is so densely populated that there is nothing far away to look at. Poor guy.
Posted by: Emmie

You can always stare at me. I'm plenty far away.

Posted by: The Sun at July 16, 2024 02:04 PM (JCZqz)

447 Have Crooks' parents said anything?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Nah. Why would they? I mean their kid just shot up a rally and was involved in some manner during an assassination attempt. And further, was killed. Interestingly enough, the media isn't hounding them either.

Wonder why. (No, I don't.)
Posted by: Tonypete


I just thought they might try to make excuses for their spawn using all the psychobabble at their disposal.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 16, 2024 02:04 PM (v6JzV)

448 >>> 338
==
If you are told that another team will be on that roof, and you don't know that other team was NOT on that roof because they thought it was too hot, you might look at a guy with a rifle and think "I should see a guy with a gun on that roof and there's a guy with a gun on that roof" and not be immediately suspicious.
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (xhfG9)

Sure, but shouldn't you be able to tell at that distance if it's a different guy than the one you were expecting, especially if the guy you see is *not* wearing a uniform?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 02:04 PM (VavZF)

449 375 So she was inside for 30 minutes while Trump spoke?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (EufLR)

Not a she. The counter sniper team at AGR was I THINK locally sourced. Whether they were Butler Country Sheriff or PA State Police. But not Secret Service.

I do not know who made the "too hot to be on the roof" call - we don't have that yet. But yes, apparently they were in there for at least 30 minutes because the shooter was on the roof 26 minutes before the shooting. The videos of the people seeing him on the roof are at least 2 and a half minutes prior.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 01:55 PM (xhfG9)

Two sniper teams with POLICE on their vests were positioned on building roofs behind the stage, each with a larger roof-slope than the AGR building's roof. So the 'roof slope' argument is BS. All three roofs would be the same temperature at that time of day. Gee, maybe those two teams behind the stage brought-along shooting mats or large blankets to lay on? I guess the AGR sniper team was too stupid to figure out this solution? Or maybe didn't want to leave their comfy air-conditioned inside room?

Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 02:05 PM (5fDan)

450 Wouldn't want to assume anything about the guy before we know his pronouns.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 02:05 PM (EufLR)

451 If the SS agent was inside - and I assume with his/her radio off

"Ok, break time, everybody! We'll come back when he's done speaking."

It's getting harder to buy the incompetence dodge. The most ruthless organization we've ever faced can't depend upon incompetence, can they? Are they that advanced at human behavior, being able to quantify it for military operations?

Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2024 02:05 PM (c5wrR)

452 Color changes every event.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 02:02 PM (Wt5CP)


I am just going to say that I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SECURITY THERE but this is such a good idea they just might do it.

Maybe.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 02:05 PM (xhfG9)

453 Too fucking stupid to see they are used and abused.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Oh...that hits home.

Posted by: Many AoS people in 2012 and 2016 at July 16, 2024 02:06 PM (JCZqz)

454 "405 The car thing is up in the air too. When one of the networks were broadcasting from in front of his house, there was a blue pickup truck (like a Toyota Tundra) in the driveway along with a car. Initial reports shortly after the shooting said the police had found his "truck". These basic facts shouldn't be so hard to nail down.
Posted by: jwest at July 16, 2024 01:55 PM (VP9ao)

To be fair, this is the media we are talking about.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 01:58 PM (xhfG9)"

the media, reporting on what the fibbies say ... lol.

Facts?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 02:06 PM (UWgy2)

455 Sure, but shouldn't you be able to tell at that distance if it's a different guy than the one you were expecting, especially if the guy you see is *not* wearing a uniform?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

_

(static)
Yellow position, are you on the roof at number three, over?
(static)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 02:06 PM (EufLR)

456 Has Hogg Boy issued his much awaited take on the attempted assassination?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 16, 2024 02:06 PM (JLq/1)

457 456 Has Hogg Boy issued his much awaited take on the attempted assassination?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 16, 2024 02:06 PM (JLq/1)

=======

I think so.

Something along the lines of, "We should have banned ARs years ago, then this wouldn't have happened."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

458 Angels: "God? It looks like VP Harris is an idiot...and Altaria Pilgram can't get on Facebook. God? What should we do?"
God: "I can't do anything about Harris - but Let me see if I can help brother Altaria...Altaria, my child, GET THE FUCK OFF FACEBOOK!"
Angels:"Umh, God, you said Fuck."
God: "Yeah? Well, I'm God, sometimes I do that..."
Posted by: Boswell

Thank you. Fuck, you made my year. Yeah I said Fuck, I am Altaria and say that all the time.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 02:07 PM (RUmyk)

459 Oh...that hits home.
Posted by: Many AoS people in 2012 and 2016

Oops. Got my years wrong. 2008 and 2012. The before times.

Posted by: Many AoS people in 2008 and 2012 at July 16, 2024 02:07 PM (JCZqz)

460 Two sniper teams with POLICE on their vests were positioned on building roofs behind the stage, each with a larger roof-slope than the AGR building's roof. So the 'roof slope' argument is BS. All three roofs would be the same temperature at that time of day. Gee, maybe those two teams behind the stage brought-along shooting mats or large blankets to lay on? I guess the AGR sniper team was too stupid to figure out this solution? Or maybe didn't want to leave their comfy air-conditioned inside room?
Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 02:05 PM (5fDan)


I think we all agree the USSS Director is full of shit and lying about the sloped roof thing. But again I think the sniper teams are sourced differently. The Secret Service snipers were on the roof. The locally sourced guys were not.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 02:07 PM (xhfG9)

461 448 >>> 338
==
If you are told that another team will be on that roof, and you don't know that other team was NOT on that roof because they thought it was too hot, you might look at a guy with a rifle and think "I should see a guy with a gun on that roof and there's a guy with a gun on that roof" and not be immediately suspicious.
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 01:51 PM (xhfG9)

Cheatle was in charge of that roof, but someone was assigned to that roof and they walked off at the exact moment that the shooter needed him to abandoned post. Who the f is that guy and why is he not on stocks in the public square?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 16, 2024 02:07 PM (uBBbP)

462 They will lose the chance to cheat for decades.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 01:25 PM (oCvig)

From your fingers to God's eyes.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 16, 2024 02:08 PM (JCLJi)

463 444 Trump supporters make Fuck Joe Biden signs and I feel like that's aimed at my young female relatives and that is just beyond the pale

WTF?
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 16, 2024 02:04 PM (Y8lzz)

When Joe thinks about fucking, he thinks of young female relatives because

Posted by: Joe Biden is a Daughter-Fucking Rapist at July 16, 2024 02:08 PM (ohEAP)

464
Has Hogg Boy issued his much awaited take on the attempted assassination?
Posted by: Northernlurker


Almost immediately. It was a stupid fake condemnation, followed by blame for all the school shootings.

Posted by: Soothsayer's mostly accurate musical history knowledge at July 16, 2024 02:08 PM (FlZoV)

465 You keep saying he was a tranny repeatedly. What's the source?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy

I think he was just more likely to be an incel possibly on the spectrum influenced by the leftist politics of his parents, messed up by not having in person interaction during Covid lockdowns and looking at too much anti Trump stuff on the 'net. Possibly set up. Thinking of him as a young person I can feel some sympathy for him because he apparently was a mathematical whiz who probably
Could have gone to college done fine in some STEM field and working in his cubicle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2024 02:08 PM (jrP/u)

466 Nobody has yet to explain the lack of airborne surveillance. No choppers, no drones, no sparrows with camera in their asses.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2024 02:08 PM (pohLc)

467
Trump: "Biden called and he asked me, how did you know to turn your head?"

that. that is weird. Biden does that, its something like a freudian slip but not as cogent.
Posted by: BlackOrchid


I think that addled brained fuckwit has given away nefarious elements of his team's game multiple times.

"... greatest cheating machine" in 2020

"... Trump will certainly be surprised this weekend" last week

His handlers have seen him enough and may think that his cognitive processes could never catch on to what their plans to cheat are, but he kind of understands that what they spoke about were really good "gotchas" and so he blathers incoherently about them because he deserves to be in the know, you know, and he is a braggart to boot.

... anyway

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2024 02:08 PM (xG4kz)

468 It will be impossible to find out the shooters pronouns now that the FBI has it under an active investigation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 02:09 PM (EufLR)

469 >Sen Menendez faces up to 200 years in prison after guilty verdict in federal corruption trial
---

who believes he'll serve A DAY?

"1 year probation, $30 fine. Pay the cashier. Next!"

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 02:09 PM (/7KEl)

470
Experts agree that climate change will cause an uptick in justifiable assassination attempts.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 16, 2024 02:09 PM (RKVpM)

471 @433

>> Biden: "Trump supporters make Fuck Joe Biden signs and I feel like that's aimed at my young female relatives and that is just beyond the pale."

This guy is a complete f**king loon and vile POS, he will literally say anything.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 16, 2024 02:10 PM (XV/Pl)

472 >It will be impossible to find out the shooters pronouns now


was, were

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 02:10 PM (/7KEl)

473 433 Biden: "Trump supporters make Fuck Joe Biden signs and I feel like that's aimed at my young female relatives and that is just beyond the pale."

-----

The idea! The idea!

Posted by: Joe Biden in Front of a Microphone at July 16, 2024 02:10 PM (y7wyF)

474 (static)
Yellow position, are you on the roof at number three, over?
(static)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 02:06 PM (EufLR)


Presumes radio interop.

Yes, we spent zillions on that after 9/11 because Feds and locals couldn't talk to each other but that was over 20 years ago.

We do know that radio interop with USSS is an issue.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 02:10 PM (xhfG9)

475 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2024 02:08 PM (jrP/u)

That's basically my take on the situation. I knew a couple of guys like that back in high school and one of them went far enough off the beam that the Michigan State Police basically blew the house up with him in it in a SWAT type encounter.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 16, 2024 02:10 PM (/HDaX)

476 466 Nobody has yet to explain the lack of airborne surveillance. No choppers, no drones, no sparrows with camera in their asses.

it's funny because *all* sparrows have cameras in their asses because birds are fake.

Posted by: anachronda at July 16, 2024 02:11 PM (oY6Yp)

477
Zoom in: What's that smell?

Why it matters: Joe Biden's diaper is full.

Posted by: Axios at July 16, 2024 02:11 PM (iTNuP)

478 >>> 433 Biden: "Trump supporters make Fuck Joe Biden signs and I feel like that's aimed at my young female relatives and that is just beyond the pale."
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 02:02 PM (77JBp)

That can't be real, can it?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 02:11 PM (VavZF)

479 Keeping up the tranny talk forces the issue.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The rights and wages of men, the accountability of children at July 16, 2024 02:11 PM (EufLR)

480 Oh noes! Adam Schiff say Biden must goes! Or words that effect.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 02:11 PM (RUmyk)

481 My eyes are burning out of my skull.
-

If there's no burning skull GIF, it didn't happen.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 16, 2024 02:11 PM (tnz8V)

482 433 Biden: "Trump supporters make Fuck Joe Biden signs and I feel like that's aimed at my young female relatives and that is just beyond the pale."
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 02:02 PM (77JBp)

What a stupid stupid statement, from a stupid stupid man…

Posted by: tubal at July 16, 2024 02:11 PM (PCK5/)

483 Forget Project 2025.

Let's have Project 2032:
1) elect and reelect Vance to follow Trump.
2) 8 years of intense focus on vote integrity and transparency
3) accurate and honest 2030 census

That will:
1) lock up every red state like how FL shifted from purple to solid red
2) shift 20+ EC votes to red states.
3) lock up the Supreme Court for 30 years

We're talking extinction of the Democrat Party on a national level for the next 30 years.
4) make swing states now almost irrelevant

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 02:12 PM (oCvig)

484 @467

>>... anyway

Remember, Manchin was asked about what they were going to do with Biden and his response was to wait until Sunday and we'll see.

Yep, these fuckers knew what was up.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 16, 2024 02:12 PM (XV/Pl)

485
unfunny idiot jack black fake apologized, and so did his very close friend and bandmate, kyle glass.

but guess which one of them has been fake "sacrificed?"

kyle glass has been dropped by his talent agency.

Posted by: Soothsayer's mostly accurate musical history knowledge at July 16, 2024 02:12 PM (FlZoV)

486 485
unfunny idiot jack black fake apologized, and so did his very close friend and bandmate, kyle glass.

but guess which one of them has been fake "sacrificed?"

kyle glass has been dropped by his talent agency.

Posted by: Soothsayer's mostly accurate musical history knowledge at July 16, 2024 02:12 PM (FlZoV)

======

In all fairness, it was Gass that made the joke. Black just laughed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

487 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 02:13 PM (gbOdA)

488 Is everybody excited hear Nikki speak tonight?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 02:13 PM (RUmyk)

489 I am just going to say that I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SECURITY THERE but this is such a good idea they just might do it.
Maybe.
Posted by: blaster

It's a terrible idea. How hard is it for bad actors to have a bunch of different colored fabric ties on hand to help blend in? Give law enforcement a moment's pause before acting? It's much more difficult to have full LE uniforms that meet scrutiny from the other local LE people at the event (who presumably know each other).

Pre-planned locations for security posts, roving patrols and assigned areas of coverage are the normal controls. There was no need for someone to be on the roof of the shooter's building, for example, but someone walking around it to prevent climbing, and a sniper with oversight of it, would normally be sufficient.

Posted by: Military Moron at July 16, 2024 02:13 PM (JCZqz)

490 kyle glass has been dropped by his talent agency.

Posted by: Soothsayer's mostly accurate musical history knowledge



Objection your honor! Assumes facts not in evidence!

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 02:13 PM (Wt5CP)

491
I think he was just more likely to be an incel possibly on the spectrum influenced by the leftist politics of his parents, messed up by not having in person interaction during Covid lockdowns and looking at too much anti Trump stuff on the 'net.

An incel who bragged on camera about having 10 inches of man meat? Link lost, because I chose to lose it forever.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 16, 2024 02:14 PM (RKVpM)

492 Odds that Haley gets booed tonight??

Posted by: tubal at July 16, 2024 02:14 PM (PCK5/)

493 kyle glass has been dropped by his talent agency.

So, he took early retirement.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 16, 2024 02:14 PM (/HDaX)

494 Biden: "Trump supporters make Fuck Joe Biden signs and I feel like that's aimed at my young female relatives and that is just beyond the pale."
---
Words are worse than a bullet to the brain?

You just can't despise Joe enough.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 02:14 PM (oCvig)

495 Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 16, 2024 02:10 PM (/HDaX)

Wow; Blowing up a house. That's quite something.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2024 02:14 PM (Zy6LG)

496 No one is asking just the basic questions - the FBI says now that they have raided the 20 Year old shooters home...his own home? That he owned himself, at just 20 years old? On an old folks' home cook's salary?
Or maybe just rented, all alone - which is expensive vs an apartment?
Or was it with roommates?
Or maybe it's his parents' home that he lived in? These are just pretty basic stuff that NO ONE seems interested in at all...everything about this event and this shooter is getting weird.

Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2024 02:14 PM (K+UlC)

497 Jack Black has a certain demented Ewok look about him.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 16, 2024 02:14 PM (JLq/1)

498 Hogg basically said if you're gonna go on and on about a stupid piddly assassination attempt a couple hours after it happens, then you should be going on and on about other victims of shootings too, like me.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 02:14 PM (77JBp)

499 Cheatle said it that the roof had a slope so they didn't put agents on it.

The roof that the shooter was on was not as high as the roof of the sniper that took him out--and also, the slope of that roof is demonstrably steeper than the slope of the "neglected" roof.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 02:14 PM (krQz2)

500 Kyle Glass?

Not THE Kyle Glass?!?

Posted by: Oh well at July 16, 2024 02:14 PM (ohEAP)

501 In all fairness, it was Gass that made the joke. Black just laughed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)


And thanked Gass as well.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 16, 2024 02:15 PM (/HDaX)

502 I dare say any Moron that comments on this site could have performed security of that rally 10 times better than the Secret DEI Service.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2024 02:15 PM (pohLc)

503
Fuck fairness.
jack black is the leader of the band.

He had the chance to say something that night, but he approved of The Message.

Posted by: Soothsayer's mostly accurate musical history knowledge at July 16, 2024 02:15 PM (FlZoV)

504 @488

>>Is everybody excited hear Nikki speak tonight?

I actually am interested to see if she has a new perspective on where the party is.

She actually was a good UN Ambassador.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 16, 2024 02:15 PM (XV/Pl)

505 478 >>> 433 Biden: "Trump supporters make Fuck Joe Biden signs and I feel like that's aimed at my young female relatives and that is just beyond the pale."
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 02:02 PM (77JBp)

That can't be real, can it?
Posted by: Helena Handbaske

In his demented mind it's a fucking ironclad sylogism.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 16, 2024 02:15 PM (uBBbP)

506 Has there been an update/follow up on the chupacabra in Piper's vent pipe story from last night?

Posted by: Bated Breath at July 16, 2024 02:15 PM (V5BDR)

507 Turns out we now know girls on the roof would have been the smart play b/c
1. they'd have stayed put on the roof


They could have slung their boobs over the top ridge of the roof and it would have kept them from sliding down.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2024 02:15 PM (T7iTv)

508 I think we all agree the USSS Director is full of shit and lying about the sloped roof thing. But again I think the sniper teams are sourced differently. The Secret Service snipers were on the roof. The locally sourced guys were not.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 02:07 PM (xhfG9)

Seems to me all Big Boy sniper teams will always have purpose-made shooting mats or something similar to lay prone on, for insulation from hot and cold surfaces. Also so fastener heads or other small protrusions will not bother them unduly while prone. Plus knee and elbow pads, tactical gloves, drinking water, and sunscreen. Maybe there are only little boy snipers in Butler County? The excuses are now at the ludicrous-disgusting level.

Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 02:15 PM (5fDan)

509 I don't like Nikki Haley, if she's "the future" of the GOP we're effed.

I would never, ever vote for her for anything. If she's in Trump's cabinet to buff up her bonafides (not a euphemism) I'd say Trump has shit advisors and needs to get his head out of his ass.

Even if she was up against Hillary and I really hate that lying bitch.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 16, 2024 02:15 PM (JeYYB)

510 When is the final night of the convention, and will that be the night Trump gives his "kinder, gentler" speech?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2024 02:16 PM (J2vNu)

511 No one is asking just the basic questions - the FBI says now that they have raided the 20 Year old shooters home...his own home? That he owned himself, at just 20 years old?

Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2024 02:14 PM (K+UlC)
---
Kinda suggests that maybe Blackrock (of Satan) did pay him.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 02:16 PM (krQz2)

512 Is everybody excited hear Nikki speak tonight?
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 02:13 PM (RUmyk)

She either gets thoroughly subordinated by Trump or looks like a tone deaf bitch. Either way she appears like the spineless shit she is. So yes!

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 02:16 PM (77JBp)

513 Amber Rose's speech yesterday was fantastic.

Posted by: Stateless at July 16, 2024 02:16 PM (jvJvP)

514 unfunny idiot jack black fake apologized, and so did his very close friend and bandmate, kyle glass.

...

If jack black is actually sorry he can publicly donate 100k to the victims fund.

Otherwise he can piss off too. Kyle whatever can just DIAF.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2024 02:16 PM (b3wk+)

515 Cheatle was in charge of that roof, but someone was assigned to that roof and they walked off at the exact moment that the shooter needed him to abandoned post. Who the f is that guy and why is he not on stocks in the public square?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 16, 2024 02:07 PM (uBBbP)


Ultimately from a buck stops here perspective, yes, Cheatle was in charge of the roof. She took responsibility! So its all good now.

Someone would have been the on scene commander for the event and that person would have been the actual :in charge of the roof" person. But probably dozens of USSS and hundreds of state/local LEOs.

The shooter is most responsible for the shooting, obviously. But whoever pulled the snipers off the roof is the next most proximate - that person made a VERY bad choice and most likely did not let anyone know.

STILL I wonder what was this guys plan other than just drive over and climb up on something and shoot. Even the Keystone cops should have made it more difficult to get a shot on a President.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 02:16 PM (xhfG9)

516 When is the final night of the convention, and will that be the night Trump gives his "kinder, gentler" speech?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming

Thursday and yes

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 16, 2024 02:16 PM (CIS44)

517 509 I don't like Nikki Haley, if she's "the future" of the GOP we're effed.

I would never, ever vote for her for anything. If she's in Trump's cabinet to buff up her bonafides (not a euphemism) I'd say Trump has shit advisors and needs to get his head out of his ass.

Even if she was up against Hillary and I really hate that lying bitch.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 16, 2024 02:15 PM (JeYYB)

=======

She lost the primary. She wasn't selected for VP. Cabinet secretaries are now where political ambitions go to die. She has no elected position now.

In what way do you feel like she could possibly reflect the future of the GOP?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 02:16 PM (GBKbO)

518 Hogg basically said if you're gonna go on and on about a stupid piddly assassination attempt a couple hours after it happens,

then you should be going on and on about other victims of shootings too, like me.

Posted by: ...


You weren't there that day you lying fuck!

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 02:16 PM (Wt5CP)

519 everything about this event and this shooter is getting weird.

Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2024 02:14 PM (K+UlC)

It will get weirder.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 16, 2024 02:16 PM (qZEuM)

520 Has anyone called her Kimberly Cheeto yet?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 02:17 PM (VavZF)

521 Mom and Dad both Social Workers - acorn doesn't fall far from the tree.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 16, 2024 02:17 PM (n17eQ)

522 My eyes are burning out of my skull.


When a man has sexual relations with a woman and there is an emission, both of them must bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening.

Posted by: Leviticus 15:18 at July 16, 2024 02:17 PM (Aqu9a)

523 No the Biden quote isn't real. Wasn't supposed to be in question. 🤣

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 02:17 PM (77JBp)

524 Am I too far off base to note that the FBI is refusing to release the caliber of the rifle in order to let the toxic lie of "staged" room to spread?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 02:17 PM (oCvig)

525 Biden: "Trump supporters make Fuck Joe Biden signs and I feel like that's aimed at my young female relatives

What in the... Joe, what did you just admit?!

Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2024 02:17 PM (/tXXR)

526 Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 16, 2024 02:14 PM (RKVpM)

I didn't see that claim, but even people who are not bizarre apparently make stupid claims about their "meat". And that would be something an insecure incel would say.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2024 02:17 PM (Zy6LG)

527 He lived with his parents, that's been widely reported.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 16, 2024 02:17 PM (Y8lzz)

528 What was her stupid slogan about underestimating her? I'm not sure that's possible.

Posted by: I don't care at all what she says at July 16, 2024 02:17 PM (ohEAP)

529 >>> 506 Has there been an update/follow up on the chupacabra in Piper's vent pipe story from last night?
Posted by: Bated Breath at July 16, 2024 02:15 PM (V5BDR)

Good question, did she sell the house or burn it down?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 02:18 PM (VavZF)

530 what can be, unburdened by what has been.

-------------------

Did JFK go around saying "ask not..." every 10 minutes?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 02:18 PM (Ogzui)

531 Has Trump called the widow of the guy who was killed yet?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 16, 2024 02:18 PM (v6JzV)

532 Amber Rose has face tattoos. Doesn't say much for her credibility or stability.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2024 02:18 PM (pohLc)

533 @488

>>Is everybody excited hear Nikki speak tonight?

I actually am interested to see if she has a new perspective on where the party is.

She actually was a good UN Ambassador.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Ah, you are no fun. I post snark bait and I get a voice of reason. I should just accept I have no mojo left, it is a Millennial world now and that I should be happy with chasing cats out of my yard. And with that I am off the Golden Corral Buffet for the early bird dinner discount.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 02:18 PM (RUmyk)

534 Don't Democrats have super-delegates that can nullify much of what their voters want?

Posted by: 29Victor at July 16, 2024 02:00 PM (TL7UX)


Supposedly they changed things so that super-delegates are no longer a majority. Since they prevented any actual primaries, I believe Biden has sufficient pledged delegates to win on the first round without gaining any other votes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 16, 2024 02:18 PM (T7iTv)

535 When a man has sexual relations with a woman and there is an emission, both of them must bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening.
Posted by: Leviticus 15:18

Afternoon delight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 16, 2024 02:18 PM (qZEuM)

536 I would be interested to know how many Dem Convention Delegates at this point actually want to nominate someone else than Biden.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2024 02:19 PM (Zy6LG)

537 In what way do you feel like she could possibly reflect the future of the GOP?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 02:16 PM (GBKbO)

-------

Because she is a two-faced, establishment tool. You know, like most of the GOP.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 16, 2024 02:19 PM (JeYYB)

538 She actually was a good UN Ambassador.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

You could have a robot from 1980 fill the role with three commands:
1- Say "Everything that guy just said is bullshit" after any speaker
2- Say "This entire organization is a den of corruption and antisemitism"
3- Vote "no" on everything.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 16, 2024 02:19 PM (JCZqz)

539 Has there been an update/follow up on the chupacabra in Piper's vent pipe story from last night?
Posted by: Bated Breath

What's this?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 16, 2024 02:19 PM (v6JzV)

540 Where's Janet Reno to take full responsibility, and put this to bed once and for all, now that we need her?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 02:19 PM (OsWVp)

541 When a man has sexual relations with a woman and there is an emission, both of them must bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening.
Posted by: Leviticus 15:18

Afternoon delight.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Hawk Tauh.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 02:19 PM (Wt5CP)

542
I'm always struck and honored when a singer just sings the anthem as written and doesn't try to turn it into some sort of personalized yodeling performance for the singer.



Depending on your point of view, it started either with Jimi Hendrix or Marvin Gaye.

Imagine the monumental hubris of trying to out-Gaye Gaye. Fucktards.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2024 02:19 PM (y9nCu)

543 What was her stupid slogan about underestimating her? I'm not sure that's possible.
Posted by: I don't care at all what she says at July 16, 2024 02:17 PM (ohEAP)

Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

Only remember because it is so typical GOPey cringe.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 02:19 PM (77JBp)

544 When is the final night of the convention, and will that be the night Trump gives his "kinder, gentler" speech?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2024 02:16 PM (J2vNu)

According to CBS, DJT sez it will be a "humdinger" of a speech.

Posted by: mrp at July 16, 2024 02:19 PM (rj6Yv)

545 surveillance. No choppers, no drones, no sparrows with camera in their asses.

His eye is on the Sparrow

Or in it?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 16, 2024 02:19 PM (sptJg)

546 Am I too far off base to note that the FBI is refusing to release the caliber of the rifle in order to let the toxic lie of "staged" room to spread?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 02:17 PM (oCvig)

Not just that, but how many times it was fired down target. They know this already - but no one else does...was it 3 times? 5 times...how much ammo was expended based on shell casings...etc...yeah, this gets weirder and weirder.

Posted by: Boswell at July 16, 2024 02:20 PM (K+UlC)

547 I've read in an article on campaign finance law that if Biden is not the nominee, then he (Jill) gets to parcel out his war chest. But if Biden IS the nominee, and then resigns from being the nominee, then the DNC gets his war chest, and they can pick a replacement candidate of their own choosing while not bothering with the rank-and-file.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at July 16, 2024 02:20 PM (TOe+Q)

548 539 Has there been an update/follow up on the chupacabra in Piper's vent pipe story from last night?
Posted by: Bated Breath

What's this?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 16, 2024 02:19 PM (v6JzV)

Piper has a new pet.

Posted by: Critters at July 16, 2024 02:20 PM (ohEAP)

549 From the sidebar, the convention is airing on Newsmax2, on Pluto -- if you don't have cable. I ran across Pluto when I first bought my modern TV in late 2020, but haven't looked at it much since. I should.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 16, 2024 02:20 PM (J2vNu)

550 Has there been an update/follow up on the chupacabra in Piper's vent pipe story from last night?
Posted by: Bated Breath

What's this?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


It's a pipe. That vents.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 02:20 PM (Wt5CP)

551 When a man has sexual relations with a woman and there is an emission, both of them must bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening.
Posted by: Leviticus 15:18 at July 16, 2024 02:17 PM (Aqu9a)

Moses had a rule for every occasion.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 16, 2024 02:20 PM (pohLc)

552 524 Am I too far off base to note that the FBI is refusing to release the caliber of the rifle in order to let the toxic lie of "staged" room to spread?
-------------------
Imma going to guess 5.56mm. Its cheaper than most (not including .22s) and abundant.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 16, 2024 02:20 PM (n17eQ)

553 I'll just point out again that "what can be, unburdened by what has been" is an explicit declaration that she will refuse to learn from actual experience or from any empirical evidence.

Posted by: Half Dozen at July 16, 2024 02:21 PM (eHovo)

554 Good question, did she sell the house or burn it down?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 02:18 PM (VavZF)


Heh. Olddog's comment about how the house has tasted blood and therefore...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 16, 2024 02:21 PM (/HDaX)

555 527 He lived with his parents, that's been widely reported.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 16, 2024 02:17 PM (Y8lzz)

No one's reported if he was employed in the past or up to Saturday. No interviews of co-worker so far.

Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 02:21 PM (5fDan)

556
I didn't see that claim, but even people who are not bizarre apparently make stupid claims about their "meat". And that would be something an insecure incel would say.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2024 02:17 PM


In my time guys bragged about having nine inches. The shooter bragged he had ten. Looks like inflation has caught up to just about everything.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 16, 2024 02:21 PM (RKVpM)

557 Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

Only remember because it is so typical GOPey cringe.
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 02:19 PM (77JBp)

Thanks.

You know, she's not wrong. It is fun.

Posted by: Weeeeeeeeee! at July 16, 2024 02:21 PM (ohEAP)

558 Biden: "Trump supporters make Fuck Joe Biden signs and I feel like that's aimed at my young female relatives

---
And you just get this feeling that it's about a shower as well, right, Joe?

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 02:21 PM (krQz2)

559 According to CBS, DJT sez it will be a "humdinger" of a speech.
Posted by: mrp at July 16, 2024


***
A real stemwinder!

Posted by: Old Guys Around the Square, in 1910 at July 16, 2024 02:21 PM (J2vNu)

560 555 527 He lived with his parents, that's been widely reported.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 16, 2024 02:17 PM (Y8lzz)

No one's reported if he was employed in the past or up to Saturday. No interviews of co-worker so far.
Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 02:21 PM (5fDan)

=======

I saw it reported that he worked as some kind of dietary assistant in a health care facility. Might have been a retirement home.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 16, 2024 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

561 Good question, did she sell the house or burn it down?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at

As long as she's safe.

Posted by: Bated Breath at July 16, 2024 02:21 PM (V5BDR)

562 How much more would it actually take to see the gov involvment in the Trump thing?

Same as Biden corruption? A reciept that says bribe on it?

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 16, 2024 02:21 PM (Z8Yh2)

563 Posted by: Leviticus 15:18 at July 16, 2024 02:17 PM (Aqu9a)

Which probably has nothing to do with Ace's eye strain unless he was vigorously rubbing his eyes after having sexual relations and after most of the day spent on the internet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2024 02:22 PM (Zy6LG)

564 STILL I wonder what was this guys plan other than just drive over and climb up on something and shoot. Even the Keystone cops should have made it more difficult to get a shot on a President.
Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 02:16 PM (xhfG9)

-----------------

I think he went up there with explosives to do some explosivey things, saw the roof unguarded, went to Home Depot, bought a ladder, then bought some ammo somewhere, and then headed back to the roof.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 02:22 PM (Ogzui)

565 >>> 550 Has there been an update/follow up on the chupacabra in Piper's vent pipe story from last night?
Posted by: Bated Breath

What's this?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


It's a pipe. That vents.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 02:20 PM (Wt5CP)

But that's not important right now.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 02:22 PM (VavZF)

566 Maybe he will help them out and stroke out on his own

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2024 02:22 PM (4XgHa)

567 In my humble and uninformed opinion the singers used in the NHL playoffs did okay with the U.S. national anthem.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 16, 2024 02:22 PM (JLq/1)

568 It's been reported that he was employed at an old folks home as a "dietary aide". Probably meaning he delivered food to their rooms.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 16, 2024 02:22 PM (Y8lzz)

569 Moses had a rule for every occasion.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


God gave us 15 rules! (Drops tablet)

10! 10 rules!

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 02:22 PM (Wt5CP)

570 536 I would be interested to know how many Dem Convention Delegates at this point actually want to nominate someone else than Biden.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

None! Joe will get 100% of the delegate votes, and no, it won't be anonymous, because we believe in transparency and openess!

Posted by: DNC at July 16, 2024 02:22 PM (JCZqz)

571 NOOOOD menendez

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 02:23 PM (V13WU)

572 But that's not important right now.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket


Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 02:23 PM (Wt5CP)

573 Making shit up is "What 'can be' unburdened by what actually was".

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 02:23 PM (krQz2)

574 I want to see somebody do a painting of Trump similar to Van Gogh's self-portrait post-ear lopping off event.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8a9ba2

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 02:23 PM (RUmyk)

575
Re: nikki halley

I don't know. I'm really not into the mood for a "Whether you like him or not, President Trump..." speech.

I've had my fill of "qualifiers" and "disclaimers" from cuck Republicans who want me to think they're doing Trump a favor by endorsing him.

Posted by: Soothsayer's mostly accurate musical history knowledge at July 16, 2024 02:23 PM (FlZoV)

576 Moses had a rule for every occasion.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


Fun fact: Moses' father married his aunt. Moses' mother was also his great aunt.

But then God's legislation as given to Moses outlawed marriage between aunts/uncles and nephews/nieces.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 16, 2024 02:23 PM (v6JzV)

577 536 I would be interested to know how many Dem Convention Delegates at this point actually want to nominate someone else than Biden.
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There is an abundance of incompetents available to choose from.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 16, 2024 02:23 PM (n17eQ)

578
nood convicted democrat

Posted by: Soothsayer's mostly accurate musical history knowledge at July 16, 2024 02:23 PM (FlZoV)

579 Has anyone mentioned fund raising since Saturday? I wonder what the numbers are.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 16, 2024 02:24 PM (mc6e8)

580 In my time guys bragged about having nine inches. The shooter bragged he had ten. Looks like inflation has caught up to just about everything.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 16, 2024 02:21 PM (RKVpM)


Everyone at the Repo yard: "10 inches. Ahhh, yer fulla shit"

Speaking which, Richard Foronjy passed away just this last May at age 86. So long, Plettschner.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at July 16, 2024 02:24 PM (/HDaX)

581 According to CBS, DJT sez it will be a "humdinger" of a speech.
Posted by: mrp

Fake news! I said I hoped Melania would give me a humdinger AFTER the speech!

Posted by: Trump at July 16, 2024 02:24 PM (JCZqz)

582 Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 16, 2024 02:21 PM (RKVpM)

LOL. All I can think of is some man taking out a tape measure and measuring his penis, which seems bizarre to me and I always thought "dick measuring contest" meant bragging about something, not literally that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2024 02:24 PM (Zy6LG)

583 You weren't there that day you lying fuck!
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 02:16 PM


As I learned on TV:

"Don't let facts or details get in the way of profit."
Ferengi Law of Acquisition Number something or other

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at July 16, 2024 02:24 PM (OsWVp)

584 > Biden: "Trump supporters make Fuck Joe Biden signs and I feel like that's aimed at my young female relatives and that is just beyond the pale."

It's you Joe. It has the word fuck in it and you immediately think of your young female relatives. You're sick and beyond repair.

Posted by: Cats Everywhere at July 16, 2024 02:24 PM (oiNtH)

585 Seems to me all Big Boy sniper teams will always have purpose-made shooting mats or something similar to lay prone on, for insulation from hot and cold surfaces. Also so fastener heads or other small protrusions will not bother them unduly while prone. Plus knee and elbow pads, tactical gloves, drinking water, and sunscreen. Maybe there are only little boy snipers in Butler County? The excuses are now at the ludicrous-disgusting level.
Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 02:15 PM (5fDan)

-------------------

Didn't stop the assassin whom I'm told was on the roof for a full 26 minutes before shooting (and probably only then when the cop poked his head above the roof).

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 02:24 PM (Ogzui)

586 Unreal. Just like with muslim attacks, the FBI tells ABC News today they are sooper worried about "retaliatory attacks" on... who knows.

But, as everyone probably can guess, Republicans are well known pouncers, seizers, national security threats and all-around retaliatory attackers!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 16, 2024 02:25 PM (Rmedj)

587 I want to see somebody do a painting of Trump similar to Van Gogh's self-portrait post-ear lopping off event.

https://tinyurl.com/5n8a9ba2
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 16, 2024


***
I'm waiting for the Trumpy Bear toy to come back, this time with an optional ear dressing!

Posted by: Old Guys Around the Square, in 1910 at July 16, 2024 02:25 PM (J2vNu)

588
Has Trump called the widow of the guy who was killed yet?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 16, 2024 02:18 PM


Not sure but he set up and gave his official approval to a GoFund - which last time someone updated was at four million.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 16, 2024 02:25 PM (RKVpM)

589 Weasel's Unity Meter remains unchanged at 0.0.

Posted by: Weasel at July 16, 2024 02:25 PM (JwHpX)

590 568 It's been reported that he was employed at an old folks home as a "dietary aide". Probably meaning he delivered food to their rooms.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 16, 2024 02:22 PM (Y8lzz)

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At least he was working. I would have thought he was too medicated.

I bet they all thought he was "a nice boy."

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 16, 2024 02:25 PM (JeYYB)

591 My eyes are burning out of my skull.

Dark Brandon Disease. Get medical help stat.

Posted by: Auspex at July 16, 2024 02:26 PM (j4U/Z)

592 Posted by: Leviticus 15:18 at July 16, 2024 02:17 PM (Aqu9a

Thou shalt not have sloppy seconds.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at July 16, 2024 02:26 PM (dWUm0)

593 But then God's legislation as given to Moses outlawed marriage between aunts/uncles and nephews/nieces.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

In legal terms it's an ex post fatso law, so it is invalid in this case.

Posted by: Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe at July 16, 2024 02:28 PM (V5BDR)

594 Amber Rose has face tattoos. Doesn't say much for her credibility or stability.

There's an awful lot of people out there who were young and stupid. Some of them get better and we can't afford to tell them we don't need them now that they are.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 16, 2024 02:29 PM (/y8xj)

595 The DNC just picked one of my songs for their convention theme music


"Call Any Vegetable"

Posted by: Frank Zappa at July 16, 2024 02:33 PM (cCxiu)

596 "Call Any Vegetable"

Is a prune a vegetable?

Posted by: Faux News at July 16, 2024 02:40 PM (nvKZ7)

597 It's a terrible idea. How hard is it for bad actors to have a bunch of different colored fabric ties on hand to help blend in? Give law enforcement a moment's pause before acting? It's much more difficult to have full LE uniforms that meet scrutiny from the other local LE people at the event (who presumably know each other).

Pre-planned locations for security posts, roving patrols and assigned areas of coverage are the normal controls. There was no need for someone to be on the roof of the shooter's building, for example, but someone walking around it to prevent climbing, and a sniper with oversight of it, would normally be sufficient.
Posted by: Military Moron at July 16, 2024 02:13 PM (JCZqz)


Well maybe something a little more sophisticated than colored bits of cloth but visually identifiable.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 02:40 PM (xhfG9)

598 As to this:

There was no need for someone to be on the roof of the shooter's building, for example, but someone walking around it to prevent climbing, and a sniper with oversight of it, would normally be sufficient.

Except this is precisely what failed. The video of the people by AGR looking up on the roof shouting that someone was up there and saying hey officer - there is a uniformed police officer visible in the video. Plus, there was a cop that went up on the roof, saw the shooter, then backed away (as verified by the Butler County Sheriff's office). So this plan is the one that failed.

Posted by: blaster at July 16, 2024 02:42 PM (xhfG9)

599 490 kyle glass has been dropped by his talent agency.

Posted by: Soothsayer's mostly accurate musical history knowledge



Objection your honor! Assumes facts not in evidence!

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Wrong on that -- Kyle is an absolute beast on acoustic guitar. Not defending his bullshit, but talent is there.

Posted by: sharksauce at July 16, 2024 02:48 PM (y7wyF)

600 " after Ohio moved its filing deadline past the date of the Democratic convention."

That didn't happen - Ohio's deadline hasn't changed. the genius Democrats set their convection too late in the summer.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 16, 2024 03:00 PM (nLFEI)

601
Biden: "Trump supporters make Fuck Joe Biden signs and I feel like that's aimed at my young female relatives and that is just beyond the pale."


MY harem! MINE!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2024 03:07 PM (1CG4q)

602 I made it all the way to 14 seconds in the video of Kamala!!

Yay, Me!!

Posted by: Cynical Stoic at July 16, 2024 03:29 PM (6ZL46)

603 We need a new Constitution.

There is no way that the Founders foresaw the need to transition all these children.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2024 12:11 PM (krQz2)

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