NATO Diplomats: Biden Was "Embarrassing," His Verbal Slip-Up Destroyed All of Our World-Changing Accomplishments

Before that: The House is subpoenaing Biden's inner circles to ask about them covering up and "aggressively stage-managing" the demented Fake President.

Axios:

The GOP-led House Oversight Committee subpoenaed three senior White House aides Wednesday, demanding they sit for depositions regarding President Biden's health, according to letters obtained by Axios.
Why it matters: The subpoenas signal Republicans' desire to investigate whether some of Biden's closest aides essentially have hidden the 81-year-old president's true condition, in a probe that could drag through the Nov. 5 election.
Since Biden's weak performance at the June 27 debate ignited questions about his candidacy, some Democrats -- including administration officials -- have been bracing for potential congressional probes into his mental fitness, and what aides know about it.

As Ed Morrissey notes, the House previously subpoenaed these Insurrectionists to find out what they knew about Biden holding on to classified documents he never should have even possessed, let alone retained. But the White House blocked their testimony.

Boy, it sure would be nice to threaten them with Congress' power of Inherent Contempt, wouldn't it? Woke GOPer Tom McClintock doesn't think so.

Megyn Kelly pointed out that the arrogant Biden inner circle, including his incompetent-yet-arrogant DEI liar Latrina John-Pissoir, are suddenly acting a little meek and apologetic, and distancing themselves from obvious lies. Kelly pointed out that one of Biden's spokesmen, I forget who, stopped saying that Biden was competent to hold office, and instead merely repeated what Biden's doctor said -- his doctor says he's competent.

That's distancing yourself from the lie: You're not saying it yourself. You're just quoting this other guy who said it.

She says that all of Biden's staff is now facing what Trump's staff did for seven years: the knowledge that everything they do and say will be scrutinized, and possibly will have criminal consequences.

On to the NATO flop:

During last night's Big Boy Press Conference, one of Biden's "proofs" of his capacity to do the job was his claim that the NATO conference went perfectly, better than any other NATO conference ever, and that no one -- no one! -- would say otherwise.

Biden's new rhetorical ploy is to challenge person to find just one person who says, for example, that his drunken sailor spending caused inflation, or one person who says his NATO conference went anything less than impeccably, or one single poll which says he can't win.

Obviously it is very easy to find many, many people who say that, or polls that say that. But Biden has this aggressive old-man "tough guy" bluster, and reporters are pussies and cowards, so when Biden demands they name a single person who says otherwise, they meekly go silent, implicitly agreeing with his absurd claim.

Below, Biden claims that the amazingly perfect NATO summit proves He's Still Got It, Baby!

So, is it true? Did the NATO conference go well? Did Biden not make a single mistake (apart from the Putin/Zelenskyy gaffe)? Is there no one who says that Biden didn't impress all and sundry in attendance?

No, of course not. NATO diplomats are complaining about how embarrassing Biden was at the event, and how his gaffes undid whatever "work" this convention of slap-asses and fuckabouts think they accomplished.

🗣️ Biden’s gaffe has ruined months of our hard work, say European officials https://t.co/EUX4i7xtt6
— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) July 12, 2024

Joe Biden's gaffes have ruined months of hard work and undermined the Nato summit, diplomatic sources told The Telegraph.
On stage, Emmanuel Macron and Olaf Scholz defended the president over a slip of the tongue in which he called Volodymyr Zelensky "President Putin".
The US leader went on to call Kamala Harris "vice-president Trump".
But roaming the corridors of the summit, aides were more frank in their verdict of the president's performance.
"It was awful," an official said, describing standing in the crowd as events unfurled.
The consensus amongst diplomats and officials who spoke to The Telegraph, and were granted anonymity to speak more freely, was that it took less than a minute to change the narrative of an entire summit.
The sources realised they would be forced to read about the gaffe on tomorrow's front pages instead of stories of their successes.

To be honest, I think that's a pretty small error. I mean, we literally all say the wrong name all the time. Chris Matthews did it in that "prediction" video I linked earlier. Everybody does it, constantly.

It just goes to show you how absolutely empty and pointless these meetings are that they can't say what great "work" they accomplished, or how it could all be undone by something as minor as a verbal slip-up. If it was anything important, anything other than "We have successfully negotiated to deliver a joint statement which restates our previous joint statements," that could not be undone by a verbal slip-up.

If they got Russia-Ukraine negotiations restarted, for example, that would be big news that could not be knocked off the front page by Biden's speak-o.

But nevertheless -- it is not true that no one can find anyone who has any criticisms of Biden's performance at this NATO grabass-and-reacharound fest.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:20 PM

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1 oh!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 12, 2024 02:21 PM (JMAcK)

2 But MSNBC loved it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 02:21 PM (GBKbO)

3 So they noticed.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 12, 2024 02:21 PM (VSht7)

4 Even messed up and read a few paragraphs.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 12, 2024 02:21 PM (JMAcK)

5 I NOODED.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2024 02:21 PM (ynpvh)

6 Thank you, Ace

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2024 02:21 PM (a1415)

7 At least Biden acknowledged that Putin is President of Ukraine.

After all, Joe's known Putin for forty years.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 12, 2024 02:22 PM (uxCna)

8 When you've lost NATO...

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Desiccated Hoohaw at July 12, 2024 02:22 PM (vFG9F)

9 Boy, it sure would be nice to threaten them with Congress' power of Inherent Contempt, wouldn't it? Woke GOPer Tom McClintock doesn't think so.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:20 PM

It's important to remember these are the ones who felt SAFE betraying their constituencies.

There's a LOT more republicans that don't want anyone looking into the machinations of the deep state, but they knew they didn't have to vote against it this time.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 12, 2024 02:23 PM (JMAcK)

10 Okay, lefties, live up to your own hype: You think Eurotrash is the way our politics should go? Then dump Joe, because the Eurotrash is calling for Joe to step down.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 12, 2024 02:23 PM (tT6L1)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

12 From Insty:

The plan would see a group of Biden’s oldest and most senior Democratic colleagues come together to make a definitive statement on behalf of the party that it would be damaging if the president were to continue. It is hoped that team would include Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, President Pro Tempore Patty Murray, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and Rep. Jim Clyburn (D-SC).

OH MY GOD - NOT PATTY MURRAY!

BIDEN IS FINISHED!

Curiously, Obama, the guy who is obviously behind this, isn't part of the delegation.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 12, 2024 02:25 PM (uxCna)

13 His words didn't destroy anything.

His actions, on the other hand, have destroyed much of the world.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom 11h
"ANYWAY..."

https://tinyurl.com/35czetcz
26 seconds; guess what about?

Jim Hays @JayHamiltonMAN 9h Replying to @TrumpWarRoom
My brother had a stroke and when he's talking and loses his train of thought he says, "anyway," which is a tell word (that he forgot) and allows him to skip what he forgot but continue talking.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 02:25 PM (Jh5b+)

15 miguelifornia @miguelifornia 12h
Joe Biden mid sentence....

"What are you doing?" 🤣🤔
what are u doing.mp4

https://tinyurl.com/2vded5ap
7 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 02:25 PM (Jh5b+)

16 Dear Eurotrash,

This is who you thought was better than Trump.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 12, 2024 02:25 PM (OPGS/)

17 The GOP-led House Oversight Committee subpoenaed three senior White House aides Wednesday, demanding they sit for depositions regarding President Biden's health, according to letters obtained by Axios.

They won't show and won't be punished. The precedent has been set. Garland showed them the way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

18 My mom called me by my brothers' names pretty frequently and I was the only girl. She wasn't a senile lunatic, though. She was just pissed off.

Posted by: huerfano at July 12, 2024 02:26 PM (VGOMa)

19 For the record, I stand with Joe and think he should stay in the race.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 12, 2024 02:26 PM (tT6L1)

20 Legalize LBJ+ between consenting adults!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 12, 2024 02:27 PM (L/fGl)

21 But they loved Joe in Vegas!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2024 02:27 PM (a1415)

22 VIA,

thanks for what? You're welcome for whatever it was.

Andycanuck, thanks, that was really weird moment. But I am Reassured by Biden's Masterful Command of Foreign Policy.

Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 12, 2024 02:27 PM (KRtlO)

23 The plan would see a group of Biden’s oldest and most senior Democratic colleagues come together to make a definitive statement on behalf of the party that it would be damaging if the president were to continue. It is hoped that team would include Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, President Pro Tempore Patty Murray, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and Rep. Jim Clyburn (D-SC).

Pretty sure Joe's response will be:

"F*ck you all."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 12, 2024 02:27 PM (uxCna)

24 After the Wall came down, Eastern Europe freed, Soviet Union dissolved, tell me why, Joe, does NATO exist, and why do we shovel billions at it?

Posted by: Fair Question at July 12, 2024 02:27 PM (V5BDR)

25 There were enough gaffs to show his brain on its best day still was failing

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2024 02:28 PM (fwDg9)

26 My mom called me by my brothers' names pretty frequently and I was the only girl. She wasn't a senile lunatic, though. She was just pissed off.
Posted by: huerfano at July 12, 2024 02:26 PM (VGOMa)
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My ex wife and I, due to having three kids, would run through the list of names before getting to the right one. I've talked to other parents who've done the same. We all think it's a hoot.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 12, 2024 02:28 PM (tT6L1)

27 I heard about the NATO Grabass-and-Reacharound Fest at the Athens (Greece) amphitheater in 1989, it was extremely gay and I'm glad digital cameras did not exist at the time, just polaroid's.

Posted by: s_tenhoff at July 12, 2024 02:28 PM (w9Wax)

28 Actor Ashley Judd is adding her voice to calls for President Joe Biden to step aside from the presidential race following his performance in last month’s debate, arguing that she worries he could lose to Republican Donald Trump in November.

Posted by: SMOD at July 12, 2024 02:28 PM (98r5m)

29 When did the Asians , Japanese? , join NATO?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 02:28 PM (aLzBS)

30 So I think we can safely conclude that anyone with a foreign policy or political science degree are actually grifters and scam artists. Throw in 99% of those with a law degree.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 12, 2024 02:28 PM (+Xb5w)

31 My mom called me by my brothers' names pretty frequently and I was the only girl. She wasn't a senile lunatic, though. She was just pissed off.
Posted by: huerfano

I was the youngest of six. When my parents called me for supper, they invariably went through all of my siblings' names first (even my sister's), before they got to me. Sometimes, they even included the dog's name ahead of mine.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 02:28 PM (v6JzV)

32 I'd like to point out the head mo-fo of the blog, Carl, is doing a spiffy job covering the dems implosion.

Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2024 02:28 PM (JwHpX)

33 Anyway.

Posted by: Max Power at July 12, 2024 02:29 PM (q177U)

34 >>After the Wall came down, Eastern Europe freed, Soviet Union dissolved, tell me why, Joe, does NATO exist, and why do we shovel billions at it?

Posted by: Fair Question at July 12, 2024 02:27 PM

Graft?

Posted by: huerfano at July 12, 2024 02:29 PM (VGOMa)

35 28 Actor Ashley Judd is adding her voice to calls for President Joe Biden to step aside from the presidential race following his performance in last month’s debate, arguing that she worries he could lose to Republican Donald Trump in November.
Posted by: SMOD at July 12, 2024 02:28 PM (98r5m)

=======

You know, if Biden ends up losing, the base is going to be real pissed at the elite of their own party.

Should be entertaining.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 02:29 PM (GBKbO)

36 And another major lowlight:

MAZE @mazemoore 10h
Fifty seconds apart.

https://tinyurl.com/3hrxvzw3
9 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 02:29 PM (Jh5b+)

37 My mom called me by my brothers' names pretty frequently and I was the only girl. She wasn't a senile lunatic, though. She was just pissed off.
Posted by: huerfano

Hahahaha, yep. Whoever has been yelled at the most in recent times is the name that comes out of my mouth first, deserved or not.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 12, 2024 02:29 PM (ftFVW)

38 Andycanuck, thanks, that was really weird moment. But I am Reassured by Biden's Masterful Command of Foreign Policy.
------
You're welcome despite my disinformation cheap fake dispensing.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 02:30 PM (Jh5b+)

39 Actor Ashley Judd is adding her voice to calls for President Joe Biden to step aside from the presidential race following his performance in last month’s debate, arguing that she worries he could lose to Republican Donald Trump in November.

One of the more rational anti-Biden people noted that the optics of having Hollywood stars calling for Biden to withdraw was a bit counter-productive.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 12, 2024 02:30 PM (uxCna)

40 Carl? What happened to Lamont?

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 02:30 PM (vFG9F)

41 To be honest, I think that's a pretty small error. I mean, we literally all say the wrong name all the time.

-
Winston Churchill intended to declare war on DeGaul, not Hitler. But once he said it, he couldn't take it back.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 12, 2024 02:30 PM (L/fGl)

42 Now is the Summer of Us Shaking Our Damn Heads

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 12, 2024 02:30 PM (sJHOI)

43 this convention of slap-asses and fuckabouts

Harsh, but fair.

* review flag thrown by TJM *

Upon review, fair, and not nearly harsh enough.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2024 02:30 PM (sKZCy)

44 Too bad all the NATO leaders except Orban are US vassals or they might push back a little. All it does is show how weak NATO is to everyone.

Posted by: ryukyu at July 12, 2024 02:30 PM (lmKVt)

45 It just goes to show you how absolutely empty and pointless these meetings are that they can't say what great "work" they accomplished, or how it could all be undone by something as minor as a verbal slip-up.

I agree. It's embarrassing and a disgrace but it's not like this circlejerk was going to accomplish anything other than fuck all anyway.

Posted by: One big self-congratulatory fellation-fest at July 12, 2024 02:31 PM (mIzto)

46 Pretty sure Joe's response will be:

That motherfucker back there is not real!

Posted by: President Biden at July 12, 2024 02:31 PM (Y8lzz)

47 Biden unable to tell friend from foe.

Posted by: Ribbed at July 12, 2024 02:31 PM (xMQ3d)

48 >>After the Wall came down, Eastern Europe freed, Soviet Union dissolved, tell me why, Joe, does NATO exist, and why do we shovel billions at it?

There's precedent for organizations continuing to exist, even after they've achieved their goals.

Posted by: The March of Dimes! at July 12, 2024 02:31 PM (uxCna)

49 These fucking elites. Trying to push the Happy Warrior out.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 12, 2024 02:32 PM (aD39U)

50 Look, Joe's busy saving the world!
BREAKING: President Biden has announced that his ceasefire framework to stop the conflict in Israel has been agreed to by both Israel and Hamas.

Have the hand-wringers told us who they think could have accomplished this? I fired off another email to my senator telling him how our primary was over, Joe is our candidate, & their junior high antics are hurting our GOTV efforts.

Biden jumped the gun and announced the same in April. With Hamas dropping the "permanent" requirement, things look better this time around. it's beyond time to stop this. Israel will find it difficult to resume the fighting.

BuT JoE BiDeN is OlD! Did he mix up a name, and then correct himself? Important matters must be discussed!

I'm surprised that Trump couldn't convince Bibi to hold out until November. Nixon did it successfully with S. Vietnam. Reagan did it successfully with Iran.

This is a BFD! That is sure to be covered in the back of the sports section of the NYT. CNN chyron: "Israel/Hamas Cease-Fire Deal: How It Will Hurt Biden"

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 12, 2024 02:32 PM (JCZqz)

51 Whoa! If my name was called to dinner after the dogs, I would have a major complex? Do you play with matches?

Posted by: Low Down Dirty Shame at July 12, 2024 02:32 PM (V5BDR)

52 The sources realised they would be forced to read about the gaffe on tomorrow's front pages instead of stories of their successes.

Boo hoo hoo.

Their stupid nothingburger of a resolution got drowned out by Scranton Joe stepping on another rake.

Their participation trophies will now be withheld, I suppose.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2024 02:32 PM (vtRd1)

53 My father called all his girl grandkids, and he had many, by the name of the first girl grandkid. Did the same with all the many boy grandkids, first boy name all boys name.
Lindsay and Sam.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 12, 2024 02:32 PM (4780s)

54 As Ed Morrissey notes

-------

https://youtu.be/vx47jR3gE1w?si=aFLErCO3NsTVuLdj

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2024 02:32 PM (0FoWg)

55 If they WERE trying to hide it, there's Exhibit A of their incompetence.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 12, 2024 02:32 PM (wzAuc)

56 15 miguelifornia @miguelifornia 12h
Joe Biden mid sentence....

"What are you doing?" 🤣🤔
what are u doing.mp4

https://tinyurl.com/2vded5ap
7 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 02:25 PM (Jh5b+)
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Looked like someone moved the teleprompter script and Joe wasn't ready.

Posted by: WisRich at July 12, 2024 02:32 PM (G0vdT)

57 What did this NATO meeting accomplish that Biden destroyed?

I didn't really see them come away with much of anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

58 Why don’t we all shut up and let Joe be Joe. Keep him in the race. Let him be the poster child of every leftist out there. Tar and feather them with Joe.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 12, 2024 02:33 PM (Aoykm)

59
When you've lost NATO...
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Desiccated Hoohaw

You bring back SEATO

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2024 02:33 PM (63Dwl)

60 50 I'm surprised that Trump couldn't convince Bibi to hold out until November. Nixon did it successfully with S. Vietnam. Reagan did it successfully with Iran.

This is a BFD! That is sure to be covered in the back of the sports section of the NYT. CNN chyron: "Israel/Hamas Cease-Fire Deal: How It Will Hurt Biden"
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 12, 2024 02:32 PM (JCZqz)

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Man, I can't wait for Hamas to launch rockets into Israel within minutes of the ceasefire being signed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 02:33 PM (GBKbO)

61 Ace

"thanks for what? You're welcome for whatever it was. "

It's simple.

You and the CoBloggers bust your asses to bring us the best content and commentary on the inner webs.

You all do it day in and day out with hardly a break.

And knowing the paltry sum that I pay on an annual basis for my AoSHQ Cardboard membership, a heartfelt Thank You is a small price to pay.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2024 02:33 PM (a1415)

62 The phrase slapasses and fuckabouts is now my new favorite thing about the universe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2024 02:33 PM (BAEGB)

63 Actor Ashley Judd is adding her voice to calls for President Joe Biden to step aside

-
What we really need is Ray Charles. Hit the Road, Jack, And Don't You Come Back No More No More No More No More

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 12, 2024 02:33 PM (L/fGl)

64 You bring back SEATO

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: CENTO! at July 12, 2024 02:34 PM (uxCna)

65 I saw a funny video on line a few days back. It was of some skank biscuit whore wearing a 3" triangle to cover her blubber and privates while buying coffee in a convenience store. When the recorder of the video recorded her, one of the things she said after notifying all within earshot that "she was selling ass beside the store" was "ain't no shame in my game." Guessing the words came right out of her pimp's mouth?

The more I think about it, couldn't be a more applicable quote to the Branden clan and all the dims. No shame.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at July 12, 2024 02:34 PM (rP7gy)

66 What's that...Even Ray Charles can see that Joe is a Fcuk-up?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2024 02:34 PM (a1415)

67 16 Dear Eurotrash,

This is who you thought was better than Trump.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 12, 2024 02:25 PM (OPGS/)
----

Never forget this.

I originally assumed the preening ponces were simply displaying their default contempt for us crass knuckle-dragging boomstick yahoos, and they were, of course. But I now see they hated Trump for representing the nationalist/populist impulses rising to the fore in their own countries. Can't have that!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 12, 2024 02:34 PM (kpS4V)

68 Why it matters: The subpoenas signal Republicans' desire to investigate whether some of Biden's closest aides essentially have hidden the 81-year-old president's true condition,

You have to ask? Just watch him.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2024 02:34 PM (NzK/m)

69 "BREAKING: President Biden has announced that his ceasefire framework to stop the conflict in Israel has been agreed to by both Israel and Hamas."

This coming from a football playing truck driver that thinks Hunter is the smartest man he knows gives it a lot of credibility.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 02:34 PM (vFG9F)

70 Apparently Finland got Martinized, and Big Z got a new Bugatti.

I admit I'm not keeping up with World Events very much, but i think that's more or less everything.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2024 02:35 PM (BAEGB)

71 Did the same with all the many boy grandkids, first boy name all boys name.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 12, 2024 02:32 PM

* fistbump *

Posted by: George Foreman at July 12, 2024 02:35 PM (sKZCy)

72 When someone decides to push back against NATO's strongly worded statements they're all going to be real surprised at what the US military has become.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 12, 2024 02:36 PM (ftFVW)

73 >>>You and the CoBloggers bust your asses to bring us the best content and commentary on the inner webs.

bam, I just gave you Ace of Spades HQ Platinum Status (TM).

Use your new powers for good, not evil.

Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 12, 2024 02:36 PM (KRtlO)

74 when you've lost Ashley Judd....

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 12, 2024 02:36 PM (sJHOI)

75 57 What did this NATO meeting accomplish that Biden destroyed?

I didn't really see them come away with much of anything.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 02:33 PM (Zz0t1
They think the smell was offensive .

Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2024 02:36 PM (K51jS)

76 73 bam, I just gave you Ace of Spades HQ Platinum Status (TM).

Use your new powers for good, not evil.
Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 12, 2024 02:36 PM (KRtlO)

=======

And I can't get a login...

*kicks sand sadly*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 02:36 PM (GBKbO)

77 Europe wouldn't need so much work if it wasn't such a libtard shithole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

78 The fact that he thinks the American people even are about NATO given all the problems we have at home, most of which he is responsible for, shows how bad his brain has become.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2024 02:37 PM (Xi1yP)

79 If they are to save democracy, the democrats are going to have to remove both the republican and democrat candidates for president who won their primaries via the voters.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 12, 2024 02:37 PM (lTGtQ)

80 Does anyone know how Alec's been doing. It's Friday, so court probably shut down early.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 12, 2024 02:37 PM (4780s)

81 >>>And I can't get a login...
*kicks sand sadly*

I did a background check. Tough news -- red-flags all over the place. You need to stop with the whole "Prometheus" thing.

but seriously, sorry I slept on that, I'll give you one this weekend.

Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 12, 2024 02:38 PM (KRtlO)

82 76 73 bam, I just gave you Ace of Spades HQ Platinum Status (TM).

But does it come with a capital one credit card too?

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at July 12, 2024 02:38 PM (rP7gy)

83
If you haven't guessed by now
I hate the guy, of course
One more thing I forgot to mention...
Morrissey rides a cockhorse

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2024 02:38 PM (0FoWg)

84 Platinum?

Dah fuck...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2024 02:38 PM (vtRd1)

85 Biden was always a bully. Those tendencies seem to have been exacerbated by his dementia, If he isn't already been throwing punches behind closed doors he probably soon will be.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2024 02:38 PM (Zy6LG)

86 My mom was an identical twin. Her dad could not tell them apart and called her and her sister Twin.

Posted by: huerfano at July 12, 2024 02:38 PM (VGOMa)

87 "Use your new powers for good, not evil.
Posted by: ace,"

And a 5% discount on Kaboom at your local grocery store.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 02:38 PM (vFG9F)

88 >>>Does anyone know how Alec's been doing.

Can we get Doctor President Jill Biden to visit him in court, at least?

Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 12, 2024 02:38 PM (KRtlO)

89 "bam, I just gave you Ace of Spades HQ Platinum Status (TM).

Use your new powers for good, not evil."

* Holds my shine new glowing Platinum Membership in my two hands*

Whoa!

* Gulp*

I don't know what to say.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2024 02:38 PM (a1415)

90 when you've lost Ashley Judd....

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

To be fair, you could lose her in a walmart parking lot. Those hoverrounds don't move that fast.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 12, 2024 02:38 PM (lTGtQ)

91 bam, I just gave you Ace of Spades HQ Platinum Status (TM).

Use your new powers for good, not evil.
Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 12, 2024 02:36 PM (KRtlO)

What VIA really wants is promotion to Master Village Idiot.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 02:38 PM (v6JzV)

92 *Looks at rotting algal mat-level membership card*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2024 02:39 PM (vtRd1)

93 81 I did a background check. Tough news -- red-flags all over the place. You need to stop with the whole "Prometheus" thing.

but seriously, sorry I slept on that, I'll give you one this weekend.
Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 12, 2024 02:38 PM (KRtlO)

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All I did was take my girlfriend (now wife) to see it in theaters! In 3D! And buy the 3D blu-ray! And watch it repeatedly over the years! Including two days ago!

It's not like I also bought the 4K!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 02:39 PM (GBKbO)

94 What did this NATO meeting accomplish that Biden destroyed?

I didn't really see them come away with much of anything.
Posted by: Sponge
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Giving away $225 billion of your money, if I recall.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 12, 2024 02:39 PM (4780s)

95 It's deliciously middle-management.

Do sweet foxtrot alpha for years and collect billions for your efforts, then when some retarded black swan waddles in and honks all over the podium you say "ohhhh maaaan that sucks, now we have to start over! All that hard work, gone... hey we're gonna need a couple two three billion again... just to get back to where we were!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2024 02:39 PM (BAEGB)

96 >>Biden was always a bully. Those tendencies seem to have been exacerbated by his dementia, If he isn't already been throwing punches behind closed doors he probably soon will be.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2024 02:38 PM

Especially since he doesn't have a dog around to bite people anymore.

Posted by: huerfano at July 12, 2024 02:39 PM (VGOMa)

97 NATO official : all the great food we ate and all the hot hookers we banged at the conference were ruined by Biden. Damn him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 02:39 PM (aLzBS)

98 when you've lost Ashley Judd....

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah

You out out a silver alert?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 12, 2024 02:39 PM (hCzfy)

99 He was this way during his campaign in 2019, you f*cking idiots........

https://youtu.be/NuIjn6EEIV8

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

100 NATO and the Potato:

Incompetence on Display.

3 Cheers for nothing

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 12, 2024 02:39 PM (fpVC1)

101 Gallup poll from June shows a whopping 1% think that war in the Middle East is one of the most important issues facing our country right now.

And they all live on the DU.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 12, 2024 02:40 PM (Y8lzz)

102 Hey...remember when Biden's NC rally the day after the debate didn't shut people up about his senility?

Probably because they got tricked by cheap fakes, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 02:40 PM (GBKbO)

103 You know it's pretty bad when slap-asses and fuckabouts think your pResident ruined their little shindig.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 12, 2024 02:40 PM (Q4IgG)

104 People used to mistakenly say “Osama” instead of “Lightbringer.”

Posted by: 13times at July 12, 2024 02:40 PM (i3azO)

105 The only way Biden is leaving this race is in a body bag.

And Jill would still try a 'Weekend at Bernie's" scemario.

Posted by: Stateless at July 12, 2024 02:40 PM (jvJvP)

106 You're welcome despite my disinformation cheap fake dispensing.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 02:30 PM (Jh5b+)

You're a national treasure, andycanuck. Judging by your nic, maybe a Canadian one, but a national treasure nonetheless. Your links are where I get my extra news and entertainment!

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 12, 2024 02:40 PM (NMT5x)

107 Just out of curiosity.
When exactly did Brandon meet Putin?

Posted by: Reforger at July 12, 2024 02:40 PM (xcIvR)

108 I just gave you Ace of Spades HQ Platinum Status (TM).

===

But does it come with ~~a capital one credit card~~ ampersand and é with an accent (e.g. Café privileges, too?
Posted by: Lloyd Loar at July 12, 2024 02:38 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2024 02:40 PM (sKZCy)

109 Who among us has not called a valued coworker by our chief, and most hated, rival's name?

It's not like he called her Hitler by mistake.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 12, 2024 02:40 PM (z1n1H)

110 But those NATO leaders were protected from mean tweets, which made it all worth it.

Posted by: bittergeek at July 12, 2024 02:41 PM (3SsGZ)

111 Carl? What happened to Lamont?
Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 02:30 PM (vFG9F)

Tomato, tomato.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

112 Platinum selling for $1,020 per ounce today, so a Platinum Membership is now worth a buck fiddy.

Posted by: Hymie's Gold and Pawn at July 12, 2024 02:41 PM (V5BDR)

113 Biden’s gaffe has ruined months of our hard work, say European officials

finally Biden did something useful!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 12, 2024 02:41 PM (s3qiR)

114 "His Verbal Slip-Up Destroyed All of Our World-Changing Accomplishments"

So mandatory DEI and rapid demographic change for the west has ended thanks to Biden? Maybe we should keep the old man around.

Posted by: Ripley at July 12, 2024 02:41 PM (GUOwU)

115 * fistbump *
Posted by: George Foreman
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Was gonna through a "never was a willie or a sam" in there to start a Herman's Hermits earbug, then realized oh shit, there was a sam.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 12, 2024 02:41 PM (4780s)

116 If you thought you couldn't hate George W Bush more, you may want to read this article about the preplanned pandemic lockdowns and other gestapo measures he crafted up in 2007.

https://tinyurl.com/y9e2yjjk

George Bush and his pedo father are in the top 5 worst US Presidents of all time IMO. Damn traitorous family.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 12, 2024 02:41 PM (/U5Yz)

117 People used to mistakenly say “Osama” instead of “Lightbringer.”

Posted by: 13times

Rush had audio of Ted Kennedy saying that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 02:41 PM (v6JzV)

118 To be honest, I think that's a pretty small error. I mean, we literally all say the wrong name all the time.

--

Depends on the setting.

Posted by: Guy sitting amidst all his belongings in the driveway at July 12, 2024 02:42 PM (wzAuc)

119 bam, I just gave you Ace of Spades HQ Platinum Status (TM).

Use your new powers for good, not evil.
Posted by: ace, a completely undecided voter with no bias for or against Biden at July 12, 2024 02:36 PM (KRtlO)

=======

And I can't get a login...

*kicks sand sadly*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

For sale: One tube of brown nose lightening cream $39.95

Guaranteed to lighten your brown nose two shades!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2024 02:42 PM (NzK/m)

120 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Thank you Viktor. There must be PEACE, and quickly. Too many people have died in a war that should have never started! DJT

https://tinyurl.com/t4pdu54k

Orbán Viktor @PM_ViktorOrban
Peace mission 5.0
It was an honour to visit President @realDonaldTrump at Mar-a-Lago today. We discussed ways to make #peace. The good news of the day: he’s going to solve it!

https://tinyurl.com/44pvcdwh
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 02:42 PM (Jh5b+)

121 The economy and immigration were 1 and 2, respectively.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 12, 2024 02:43 PM (Y8lzz)

122 Will there be anyone left in Hollywood if Trump wins?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 12, 2024 02:43 PM (JLq/1)

123 - Platinum status awarded

And folks say Trump likes to have his ego stroked.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 12, 2024 02:44 PM (xZpzx)

124 I think Eurotrash leaders are more worried about their respective constituents waking up to the fact their leaders accepted a demented old pervert as one of their own.

Eurotrash leaders cannot have the peasants equating the perverted old geezer with them. Birds of a feather, so to speak.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 12, 2024 02:44 PM (tT6L1)

125 Eurotrash leaders cannot have the peasants equating the perverted old geezer with them. Birds of a feather, so to speak.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 12, 2024 02:44 PM (tT6L1)

We're TECHNOCRATS, dammit, and we wear tight suits!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2024 02:45 PM (vtRd1)

126 Orbán Viktor @PM_ViktorOrban
Peace mission 5.0
It was an honour to visit President @realDonaldTrump at Mar-a-Lago today. We discussed ways to make #peace. The good news of the day: he’s going to solve it!

They invited Vanilla Ice to the party?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

127 Will there be anyone left in Hollywood if Trump wins?

Posted by: Northernlurker

That is just a side benefit.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 12, 2024 02:45 PM (lTGtQ)

128 Well, when we say 'platinum', we mean cardboard wrapped in tinfoil but it was platinum to us.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 02:45 PM (Jh5b+)

129 We discussed ways to make #peace.

What is it with the pound sign before "peace?"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 02:46 PM (v6JzV)

130 128 Well, when we say 'platinum', we mean cardboard wrapped in tinfoil but it was platinum to us.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 02:45 PM (Jh5b+)

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Wait...then what's silver?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

131 Rollin'...in my 5.0

A1A Beachfront Avenue!

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 12, 2024 02:46 PM (NMT5x)

132 Ladies tend to get annoyed if you call them by the wrong name during the horizontal bop, especially if you use their little sister's name.

Posted by: FAFO at July 12, 2024 02:46 PM (V5BDR)

133 I'm more interested in Shitpants talking smack about Harris after calling her Vice President Trump.

Seriously... "i never would have made *her* my vice president...*she* is clearly unfit for the job".... (I'm not writing exactly) He was clearly talking about Harris though... maybe he really really hates her? Maybe he said "Trump" and that triggered his Talk Ridiculous Shit About Him Even If You're Making It Up reflex and he got all twisted around?

But then why female pronouns?

Fascinating.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2024 02:46 PM (BAEGB)

134 You're welcome, haffhowershower.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 02:46 PM (Jh5b+)

135 Which level of membership gets you the busty lesbian porn?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 02:47 PM (v6JzV)

136 One for the 'rons:

https://youtu.be/IW7SpzDe-Vc?si=puGokAur-kJuZz4A

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2024 02:47 PM (0FoWg)

137 Burkina Faso threw us out of the airbase. Now they are criminalizing homosexuality. What exactly was happening at that airbase?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 02:47 PM (aLzBS)

138 Wait...then what's silver?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Elmers and glitter.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 12, 2024 02:47 PM (ftFVW)

139 > The GOP-led House Oversight Committee subpoenaed three senior White House aides Wednesday, demanding they sit for depositions regarding President Biden's health...
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I sense a proverbial middle finger from each and every one of those fuckwads to the GOP for each and every question.

It should be televised. For posterity.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 12, 2024 02:48 PM (Q4IgG)

140 "If you thought you couldn't hate George W Bush more, you may want to read this article about the preplanned pandemic lockdowns and other gestapo measures he crafted up in 2007.
Posted by: Maj. Healey"

To be fair, those measures seem reasonable if there was an actual deadly pandemic. Way out of line for a bad cold.

Posted by: Ripley at July 12, 2024 02:48 PM (GUOwU)

141

What is it with the pound sign before "peace?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 02:46 PM (v6JzV)

Hashtag to get things trending on the twats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

142 135 Which level of membership gets you the busty lesbian porn?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Wood level.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 12, 2024 02:48 PM (/U5Yz)

143 Wait...then what's silver?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)

Cardboard with "SILVER" written on it with a metallic Sharpie.

Posted by: spindrift at July 12, 2024 02:48 PM (OguvZ)

144 "especially if you use their little sister's name."

I'm guessing that in some circles, little brother's name could cause issues as well.

Better make that 'most circles' unless it's Delaware.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2024 02:48 PM (a1415)

145 Rowsdower!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 12, 2024 02:48 PM (kpS4V)

146 Just call all your kids/grandkids "Shaqueefah" and tell them if they want a real name they have to earn it.

Posted by: XTC at July 12, 2024 02:48 PM (UnA8+)

147 I suppose all the Hollyweird will deport to Vancouver and not to New Brunswick or The NW Territories.

Posted by: Buy Property Now at July 12, 2024 02:48 PM (V5BDR)

148 They invited Vanilla Ice to the party?
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Putin's and Zelensky's favourite!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 02:48 PM (Jh5b+)

149 What exactly was happening at that airbase?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 02:47 PM (aLzBS)

Pride.

Dirty, sticky pride.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2024 02:48 PM (BAEGB)

150 One of my favorite questions from last night was the Polish reporter, with his "all of Europe hates Trump" that was a question like, "Trump beats his wife, do you condemn men like Trump who beat their wives?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 12, 2024 02:48 PM (Mb6HV)

151 The pResident has announced the addition to his coterie of liars, oops, misspoke there, his aides by naming Misinformation Expert Ace after he defended the pResident's gaffe at the NATO Conference.

MEA had this to say "To be honest, I think that's a pretty small error. I mean, we literally all say the wrong name all the time. Chris Matthews did it in that "prediction" video I linked earlier. Everybody does it, constantly."

Pretty weak sauce to be named to such a prestigious post that now is being avoided by anyone with any sense.

Posted by: Fed Up to Here at July 12, 2024 02:48 PM (VcHM+)

152 Which level of membership gets you the busty lesbian porn?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 02:47 PM (v6JzV)

90 durometer platinum-cured silicone? Firm but flexible.

Any color you want.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 12, 2024 02:49 PM (NMT5x)

153 What is it with the pound sign before "peace?"
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It's an X twitter live link to a page where "peace" is the topic.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 02:49 PM (Jh5b+)

154 That's distancing yourself from the lie: You're not saying it yourself. You're just quoting this other guy who said it.
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17 intelligence agencies and 97% of Climate Scientists agree!

Posted by: ... at July 12, 2024 02:49 PM (zxnA4)

155 One for the 'rons:

https://youtu.be/IW7SpzDe-Vc?si=puGokAur-kJuZz4A
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2024 02:47 PM (0FoWg)

I want to laugh, but I can't understand a word they're saying.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

156 Biden has used the "no one is saying that - not one!" bullshit line for a long time. Remember how not one person said the Hunters Burisma stuff was suspect?

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2024 02:50 PM (IFNME)

157 Old and busted: The Age of Aquarius

New and cool: The Age of Giant Phallus-Shaped Iceberg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 12, 2024 02:50 PM (L/fGl)

158 NATO should not have diplomats. It isn't a country. If it has any they should be fired.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2024 02:50 PM (eoQWY)

159 Pasteboard membership level rebates include % discount on house brand Rx liquors.

Posted by: 13times at July 12, 2024 02:50 PM (i3azO)

160 Biden's brazen approach to lying is why the Dems love him. Because it's oddly effective.

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2024 02:50 PM (IFNME)

161 The media had no idea there was gambling going on in the White House. They're just as shocked as everyone else!

Posted by: ... at July 12, 2024 02:50 PM (zxnA4)

162 Thanks for the explanations of "#peace."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 02:50 PM (v6JzV)

163 Now that France is Commie, why are they still under the NATO umbrella?

Will American blood and treasure be spent on their behalf?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 12, 2024 02:50 PM (wBaIH)

164
Why It Matters: Like I said (and no one else observed), biden's predicament forces him to make MUCH more public appearances than planned, but this also increase the Exposure to his dementia...and rotten personality.*

What it means: biden is Desperate to shore up support. But it leaves biden vulnerable to making more embarrassing gaffes.

*Also: biden is demented, but he's also an ASSHOLE. biden's Nasty Personality is also being exposed and finally under closer scrutiny by the average low info voter.

Posted by: Soothsayer is Axiosoothsayer now at July 12, 2024 02:51 PM (Cgv8o)

165 They all were quite softbal as well as he had the list in order who to call on

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2024 02:51 PM (fwDg9)

166 80 Does anyone know how Alec's been doing. It's Friday, so court probably shut down early.
Posted by: From about That Time

The Law of Self Defense YouTube channel does good wrap ups of court proceedings every day. The case was already very bad for Baldwin, and the trial hasn't been helping him.

He also committed a bit of a faux pas yesterday, just getting up and walking out in the middle of someone's testimony. Everything kinda stopped and people were confused, including his counsel lol.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 12, 2024 02:51 PM (JCZqz)

167 "Biden's new rhetorical tic is to challenge person to find just one person who says, for example, that his drunken sailor spending caused inflation, or one person who says his NATO conference went anything less than impeccably, or one single poll which says he can't win.

Obviously it is very easy to find many, many people who say that, or polls that say that. But Biden has this aggressive old-man "tough guy" bluster, and reporters are pussies and cowards, so when Biden demands they name a single person who says otherwise, they meekly go silent, implicitly agreeing with his absurd claim."
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Ace, sadly it wouldn't matter if every reporter shot-back at Joe with the names of well-known and -respected persons who say Joe is full of horsehockey. Liar Joe will counter with lies. He'll say his experts or his judgement is better than them. Or, "Sixteen Nobel Laureates, Fat!" "You have 20 Nobel laureates? I have 40!"

I concluded in 2020 that it is impossible for anyone to pin Joe down on anything outside of a court of law. Where he might, might, think twice before committing perjury. Joe has perfected the art of lying. Honest historians will soon judge him to be the Worst President.

Posted by: Gref at July 12, 2024 02:51 PM (5fDan)

168 All of Europe hates Trump
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You can stop selling me!

Posted by: ... at July 12, 2024 02:51 PM (zxnA4)

169 'hot link' not 'live link' although I guess that fits too. And as mentioned above, to get a topic "trending".

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 02:51 PM (Jh5b+)

170 Just because it's FRIDAY!

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=250MMq0fTrU

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at July 12, 2024 02:52 PM (5hfjS)

171 Will American blood and treasure be spent on their behalf?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 12, 2024 02:50 PM (wBaIH)
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America has a new foreign war model: your money, their blood.

See: Ukraine.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 12, 2024 02:52 PM (tT6L1)

172 Went to get my lawnmower out of the shed and BAM got nailed in the cheek by a wasp.

No, it was my face cheek, I had pants on.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 12, 2024 02:52 PM (NMT5x)

173 Well sure, but Trump didn't even know what NATO was even though he dealt with them exhaustively (and was despised) throughout his presidency.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 12, 2024 02:52 PM (uKQ6k)

174 Most of NATO will be in the Muslim Caliphate in 10 years

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2024 02:52 PM (fwDg9)

175 Especially since he doesn't have a dog around to bite people anymore.
Posted by: huerfano at July 12, 2024 02:39 PM (VGOMa)

Has to do it himself now. Silver lining from his point of view?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 12, 2024 02:53 PM (XjtdB)

176 141

What is it with the pound sign before "peace?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 02:46 PM (v6JzV)

Hashtag to get things trending on the twats.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

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#peace" is trending slightly ahead of #love and #understanding, but none of them well, though #LoveIsLove is way up there.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 12, 2024 02:53 PM (wzAuc)

177 Is it not curious that, even with all the talk of how feeble and infirm Joe's mind is that no one in the media is pointing out Joe had prior brain surgeries?

Like, isn't that relevant?

But, of course, it'd expose that Joe had always been a 85 IQ imbecile-- that they have been covering up for for decades, not 1 year.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 12, 2024 02:53 PM (aXv/M)

178 His words didn't destroy anything.

His actions, on the other hand, have destroyed much of the world.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

but NATO agrees with the world destruction part.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2024 02:53 PM (eoQWY)

179 Will American blood and treasure be spent on their behalf?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

Like when we tried to save their bacon during the Hundred Years' War, when Beau died at Agincourt?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 02:53 PM (v6JzV)

180 17 intelligence agencies and 97% of Climate Scientists agree!
Posted by: ...

Four out of five doctors choose Chesterfields.

Posted by: Ed Coughmann at July 12, 2024 02:53 PM (V5BDR)

181 "Rowsdower!
Posted by: All Hail Eris"

Rowesy Rowesy Rowsdower.

Posted by: Troy at July 12, 2024 02:54 PM (vFG9F)

182 Where he might, might, think twice before committing perjury. Joe has perfected the art of lying. Honest historians will soon judge him to be the Worst President.
Posted by: Gref at July 12, 2024 02:51 PM (5fDan)

I would loooove to see Shitpants actually in a sworn deposition... he would either start telling the most ridiculous lies he could conjure, or start blurting out the 100% raw unvarnished truth... either way, in full and complete flopsweat. The guy is a fucking mook.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2024 02:54 PM (BAEGB)

183 Four out of five doctors choose Chesterfields.
Posted by: Ed Coughmann at July 12, 2024 02:53 PM (V5BDR)
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Yeah, the holdout preferred Lucky Strike unfiltered.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 12, 2024 02:54 PM (tT6L1)

184 NATO Diplomats: Biden Was "Embarrassing," His Verbal Slip-Up Destroyed All of Our World-Changing Accomplishments
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The very best thing I've ever heard about Joe Biden.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 12, 2024 02:55 PM (1bNHn)

185 - I thought it was: 97% of the climate scientists, uh, that we talk to...
Which goes along very nicely with: 97% percent of scientists go along with whoever is providing their funding.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 12, 2024 02:55 PM (xZpzx)

186 I'm pretty sure Beau died in Flanders Fields, too.

Posted by: Dug The Poppies at July 12, 2024 02:55 PM (V5BDR)

187 Commie France and England have nukes. They can't be trusted. Trump's first act as President should be to send in the Marine's and take them and destroy their nuke manufacturing centers.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 12, 2024 02:55 PM (/U5Yz)

188 Went to get my lawnmower out of the shed and BAM got nailed in the cheek by a wasp.

No, it was my face cheek, I had pants on.
Posted by: haffhowershower at July 12, 2024 02:52 PM (NMT5x)

I rather take it in the butt

Posted by: Mayornaise Pete at July 12, 2024 02:56 PM (NtVYv)

189 Ours is not to reason why.

Posted by: Things Beau Said at July 12, 2024 02:56 PM (Y8lzz)

190 Most Europeans used to say that NATO was a front for American imperialism, the same Euro chickenhawks now complain that NATO isn’t a front for American imperialism.

Posted by: 13times at July 12, 2024 02:56 PM (i3azO)

191 Chesterfield is Best For You!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 12, 2024 02:57 PM (UTD5a)

192 Burkina Faso threw us out of the airbase. Now they are criminalizing homosexuality. What exactly was happening at that airbase?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 02:47 PM (aLzBS)

Probably Pride Flags or some sort of gay outreach program like what got us tossed out of Afghanistan too.

Or it could just be a coincidence as much of West Africa has been kicking out the French and the US as allies of the French.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2024 02:57 PM (eoQWY)

193 183 Four out of five doctors choose Chesterfields.
Posted by: Ed Coughmann at July 12, 2024 02:53 PM (V5BDR)
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Yeah, the holdout preferred Lucky Strike unfiltered.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 12, 2024 02:54 PM (tT6L1)

My doctor just eats the tar directly.

Posted by: XTC at July 12, 2024 02:57 PM (UnA8+)

194 They are just pulling the “Emperor Has No Clothes On” routine now, of course… the only interesting part of all of it is the noticeable cracks in their monolith…

Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2024 02:58 PM (PCK5/)

195 90 durometer platinum-cured silicone? Firm but flexible.

Any color you want.
Posted by: haffhowershower

Very nice...has a favorable exchange rate for gold pressed platinum at the moment.

Posted by: Quark at July 12, 2024 02:58 PM (JCZqz)

196 Yeah, the holdout preferred Lucky Strike unfiltered.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

My Dad smoked LSMFT up until the day of the Surgeon General's Report, 1964, then never smoked another.

Posted by: Ol' Codger at July 12, 2024 02:58 PM (V5BDR)

197 Sundowner seemed to let on he was open to a Mental health exam but doesn't think it's needed, but if ordered he would take it but no one has

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2024 02:58 PM (fwDg9)

198 191 Chesterfield is Best For You!
Posted by: Common Tater

I'm a Pall Mall man myself.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 12, 2024 02:58 PM (/U5Yz)

199 "Orbán Viktor @PM_ViktorOrban
Peace mission 5.0
It was an honour to visit President @realDonaldTrump at Mar-a-Lago today. We discussed ways to make #peace. The good news of the day: he’s going to solve it!

https://tinyurl.com/44pvcdwh
photo
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 02:42 PM (Jh5b+)"

Orban has some really shit EU problems driving him out of the west's orbit, that the EU refuses to solve due to tree hugger bullshit. Contrary to popular opinion in some quarters it really has nothing to do with culture war stuff or military topics.

Trump most likely could knock those problems out in short order, but don't be surprised if that results in a hawkish pivot on Orban's part.

Posted by: somedood at July 12, 2024 02:58 PM (OwNkC)

200 Is he a Tartar???

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 02:59 PM (Jh5b+)

201 Did Biden not make a single mistake (apart from the Putin/Zelenskyy gaffe)?

It does take Doctor Jill out of the mood when I call her "Ashley" in bed.

Posted by: J. Robinette Biden at July 12, 2024 02:59 PM (DgGvY)

202 I remember when four dead in O hIo came out. I didn't realize it was about Republican representatives. At least they humored me and said they would pass it on.

Posted by: Miflin at July 12, 2024 02:59 PM (aA6YN)

203 Went to get my lawnmower out of the shed and BAM got nailed in the cheek by a wasp.

That happened to me once. Went right out and Raid wasp and hornet killer and doused the nest with it. Wasp came back and all her little babies were dead.

Don't mess with me, asshole wasp. Don't start none, won't be none.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 02:59 PM (v6JzV)

204 To be honest, I think that's a pretty small error. I mean, we literally all say the wrong name all the time. Chris Matthews did it in that "prediction" video I linked earlier. Everybody does it, constantly.
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The press will use this on Trump (assuming he wins and it counts this time) as a call for the 25th amendment next time he gets a name wrong.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2024 03:00 PM (fs1hN)

205 Let it be known that this opinion suggest ANY violence toward the idiot representatives from ohio.

Posted by: Miflin at July 12, 2024 03:00 PM (aA6YN)

206 203 Went to get my lawnmower out of the shed and BAM got nailed in the cheek by a wasp.

That happened to me once. Went right out and Raid wasp and hornet killer and doused the nest with it. Wasp came back and all her little babies were dead.

Don't mess with me, asshole wasp. Don't start none, won't be none.
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But you didn't burn them out.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 12, 2024 03:00 PM (n17eQ)

207 Which hurts the worst… bees, wasps, or hornets??

Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2024 03:01 PM (PCK5/)

208 "Blatantly Racist, Sexist, and Hates Christians!" - Elon Musk Slams Joy Reid

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So Kamala's VP?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 12, 2024 03:01 PM (L/fGl)

209 I'm more interested in Shitpants talking smack about Harris after calling her Vice President Trump.

Seriously... "i never would have made *her* my vice president...*she* is clearly unfit for the job".... (I'm not writing exactly) He was clearly talking about Harris though... maybe he really really hates her? Maybe he said "Trump" and that triggered his Talk Ridiculous Shit About Him Even If You're Making It Up reflex and he got all twisted around?

But then why female pronouns?

Fascinating.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2024 02:46 PM (BAEGB)

Harris served the useful purpose for Biden, the same one Biden did for Obama. Nobody is going to want to replace Joe by Kamala. Even now, they can't even think that getting rid of Joe means installing Kamala Harris. Somehow magically that problem will fix itself.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2024 03:01 PM (eoQWY)

210 192 Burkina Faso threw us out of the airbase. Now they are criminalizing homosexuality. What exactly was happening at that airbase?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 02:47 PM

--

The United States Air Force.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 12, 2024 03:01 PM (wzAuc)

211 Which hurts the worst… bees, wasps, or hornets??
Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2024 03:01 PM (PCK5/)

Only one as a 'murder' category........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

212 NATO Diplomats: Biden Was "Embarrassing,"
......

But keep the checks coming!

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2024 03:01 PM (v0R5T)

213 Don't mess with me, asshole wasp. Don't start none, won't be none.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 02:59 PM (v6JzV)

Early Joe Rogan stand up bit about insecticides... "i have a can full of poison, with a picture of YOUR DEAD BODY on it, bitch! And i will spray that can until it feels light!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2024 03:01 PM (BAEGB)

214 The guard dies, but the guard does not surrender!

Posted by: Things Beau Said at July 12, 2024 03:01 PM (Y8lzz)

215 Did Biden not make a single mistake (apart from the Putin/Zelenskyy gaffe)?

Not that he can remember. And unlike the Putin/Zelenskyy gaffe where he corrected himself, when he praised his Vice President Trump, he never corrected himself, so he may not know he fucked up.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 12, 2024 03:02 PM (JCZqz)

216 But you didn't burn them out.
Posted by: Pudinhead

I actually used a grilling lighter to burn up a black widow once.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 03:02 PM (v6JzV)

217 Which hurts worse? Scorpions

Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2024 03:02 PM (5MvGY)

218 So, is it true? Did the NATO conference go well? Did Biden not make a single mistake (apart from the Putin/Zelenskyy gaffe)? Is there no one who says that Biden didn't impress all and sundry in attendance?
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Look, folks, you know, the thing. I don't mean to be self-serving, but this is the greatest Presidency since George Jefferson.

How long before the MFM puts their knee pads back on?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 12, 2024 03:02 PM (1bNHn)

219 The name switches happen. However they indicate who the person is thinking about at the time.

Posted by: Piper at July 12, 2024 03:02 PM (p4NUW)

220
He didn't return to the suckitude of the debate. So, do we think he's going to be the nominee?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 12, 2024 03:02 PM (I87yH)

221 Don't mess with me, asshole wasp. Don't start none, won't be none.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 02:59 PM (v6JzV)

Nuke 'em from space.
It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 12, 2024 03:02 PM (z1n1H)

222 Is Absurdistan a member of NATO?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2024 03:02 PM (a1415)

223 217 Which hurts worse? Scorpions
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Hawaiian centipedes. Nasty fuckers.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 12, 2024 03:03 PM (n17eQ)

224 You're welcome despite my disinformation cheap fake dispensing.
Posted by: andycanuck

It takes a lot of money to fake this cheap.

Posted by: Miklos paraphrases Dolly Parton at July 12, 2024 03:03 PM (XIkHl)

225 222 Is Absurdistan a member of NATO?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2024 03:02 PM (a1415)

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Germany? Yeah.

At least, I think that's the word for Germany in Dutch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

226 "Joe Biden's gaffes have ruined months of hard work and undermined the Nato summit, diplomatic sources told The Telegraph."

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Stop it! Don't make me consider voting for the guy.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2024 03:03 PM (dGCAG)

227 The name switches happen. However they indicate who the person is thinking about at the time.
Posted by: Piper

Hey, Piper.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 03:04 PM (v6JzV)

228 Or it could just be a coincidence as much of West Africa has been kicking out the French and the US as allies of the French.
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Good. Except they're probably going to invite in heir new overlords from Chy-na

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2024 03:04 PM (fs1hN)

229 "The European Commission offered 𝕏 an illegal secret deal: if we quietly censored speech without telling anyone, they would not fine us," he (Musk) said in a post on X. "The other platforms accepted that deal. 𝕏 did not."

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 12, 2024 03:04 PM (/U5Yz)

230 Hi Bulg! We made it to Friday!

Posted by: Piper at July 12, 2024 03:04 PM (p4NUW)

231 I'd take a bee, wasp, or hornet sting over a deerfly bite any day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 03:04 PM (v6JzV)

232 The name switches happen. However they indicate who the person is thinking about at the time.
Posted by: Piper at July 12, 2024 03:02 PM (p4NUW)

That lets Biden out. Maybe he skipped a line on the prompter/ear piece speech.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2024 03:04 PM (eoQWY)

233 Hi Bulg! We made it to Friday!
Posted by: Piper

Indeed we did!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 03:05 PM (v6JzV)

234 2
But MSNBC loved it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges
.....

I think Lawrence O'Donnell squirted himself.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2024 03:05 PM (v0R5T)

235 It takes a lot of money to fake this cheap.
Posted by: Miklos paraphrases Dolly Parton at July 12, 2024 03:03 PM (XIkHl)

But enough about Dinsey Star Whores The Acolyte.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2024 03:06 PM (dGCAG)

236
The press will use this on Trump (assuming he wins and it counts this time) as a call for the 25th amendment next time he gets a name wrong.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2024 03:00 PM (fs1hN)

--

I'll bet that misnamings and mispronunciations account for about 1,000 of his apocryphal 30,000 "lies."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 12, 2024 03:06 PM (wzAuc)

237 220
He didn't return to the suckitude of the debate. So, do we think he's going to be the nominee?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office

I hope so. I think people are becoming less and less inclined to put their necks out for a super cheat event. And I think Jilly is getting angry. Stompy boot angry.

Posted by: Piper at July 12, 2024 03:06 PM (p4NUW)

238 A few times he got pff o tangents but lost where he was going with it so drops it

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2024 03:06 PM (fwDg9)

239 Cow Killer Ant > Hawaiian Centipede > Scorpion > Wasp

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 12, 2024 03:06 PM (/U5Yz)

240 Sen. Schumer: "And that's why you need to withdraw from the nomination, Mister President."

"But I want your answer and a letter confirming this by noon tomorrow. And one more thing: don't you contact me again -- ever. From now on you deal with Murray."

"Open that door son."

[He starts to leave]

Joe Biden: "Uh, senator -- you can have my answer now if you like. My offer is this -- nothing. And I would appreciate it if you would personally endorse me tomorrow."

"Otherwise, I'll release the FBI files on you. I understand you hurt some of those girls very badly."

Posted by: The Washington Godfather! at July 12, 2024 03:06 PM (uxCna)

241 Which hurts worse? Scorpions
Posted by: Ben Had

You've been stung by one?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 03:07 PM (v6JzV)

242 Mashing your bare pinky toe into the wheelie bit of your barbecue grill > ....

Cow Killer Ant > Hawaiian Centipede > Scorpion > Wasp
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 12, 2024 03:06 PM (/U5Yz)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2024 03:07 PM (BAEGB)

243 217 Which hurts worse? Scorpions
Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2024 03:02 PM (5MvGY)

In high school, I moved from the midwest to Texas and lived there for a couple of years. That's when I learned to turn the light on and look at the lineoluem bathroom floor before walking in, in the middle of the night.

I still have my Don't Mess with Texas sticker though. Big sucker, about 12x12 I think.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 12, 2024 03:07 PM (NMT5x)

244 The calls from Democrat politicians for Joe to step down are increasing by the hour. Amazing stuff.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2024 03:08 PM (Xi1yP)

245 Don't mess with me, asshole wasp. Don't start none, won't be none.

The bug Found Out.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 12, 2024 03:08 PM (rHxhM)

246 Bulg, more than once.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2024 03:08 PM (5MvGY)

247 Most of NATO will be in the Muslim Caliphate in 10 years

Posted by: Skip

What Is MATO?

Posted by: Future Jeopardy! Answers at July 12, 2024 03:08 PM (hCzfy)

248 LSMFT.
As a young kid, I had a hard time getting started smoking.
I could either steal Luckies from my father, or unfiltered Camels from my aunt. No one around smoked milder filter cigs.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 12, 2024 03:09 PM (4780s)

249 Good. Except they're probably going to invite in heir new overlords from Chy-na
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2024 03:04 PM (fs1hN)

Lots of places in Africa and elsewhere have welcomed in Chinese capital and infrastructure.

Then Americans scoff and say "they so stoopid, the Chinese are gonna exploit them for their resources."

To which Africa and other places say... "And how is that different from what America and the West have been doing for centuries?"

Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2024 03:09 PM (dGCAG)

250 244 The calls from Democrat politicians for Joe to step down are increasing by the hour. Amazing stuff.
Posted by: JackStraw

This part is pretty twilight zone-esque.

Posted by: Piper at July 12, 2024 03:09 PM (p4NUW)

251 In high school, I moved from the midwest to Texas and lived there for a couple of years. That's when I learned to turn the light on and look at the lineoluem bathroom floor before walking in, in the middle of the night.
Posted by: haffhowershower

When my brother lived in Oklahoma City, he found a scorpion on his bedroom ceiling. That would be the stuff of nightmares for me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 03:09 PM (v6JzV)

252 My mother always could keep our names straight. But you didn't want to be the kid she referred to as "That one."

Posted by: Eeyore at July 12, 2024 03:10 PM (1bNHn)

253 Why the fuck does nato still exist? That should be what this conference tries to solve.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 12, 2024 03:10 PM (t56FM)

254 I think there are other reasons he is the nominee for a month, the Democrats Convention is the next possibility or upset Sundowner

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2024 03:10 PM (fwDg9)

255 Shake out your boots people. Shake them out! You never knows what's hiding in there.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 12, 2024 03:10 PM (/U5Yz)

256 "What Is MATO?"

Moron Allergy Topical Ointment?

Ace carries it in the CoBlogger break room.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2024 03:10 PM (a1415)

257 253 Why the fuck does nato still exist? That should be what this conference tries to solve.
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It exists to grift the Americans.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 12, 2024 03:10 PM (n17eQ)

258 Thousands of ne're do wells have mortgage payments too.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 12, 2024 03:11 PM (rHxhM)

259 Apparently Trudeau and Macron think the world of Biden. So there is that rousing endorsement.

Posted by: Piper at July 12, 2024 03:11 PM (p4NUW)

260 Good. Except they're probably going to invite in heir new overlords from Chy-na
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2024 03:04 PM (fs1hN)
______
That actually makes sense. Genghis actually did kick Muzzie ass.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 12, 2024 03:11 PM (1bNHn)

261 it's Friday afternoon

they are gonna throw all the mean words they can at Joetato

it's a freaking cult

all he has to do is ignore the little satanic babies

next week is all R convention

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 12, 2024 03:11 PM (s3qiR)

262 Good. Except they're probably going to invite in heir new overlords from Chy-na
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 12, 2024 03:04 PM (fs1hN)

Lots of places in Africa and elsewhere have welcomed in Chinese capital and infrastructure.

Then Americans scoff and say "they so stoopid, the Chinese are gonna exploit them for their resources."

To which Africa and other places say... "And how is that different from what America and the West have been doing for centuries?"
Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2024 03:09 PM (dGCAG)

France was giving Niger about 1-2 percent of world price for their Uranium. Making a nice profit is one thing, that's just theft. Oh, Niger also kicked them out and is charging them full price now.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2024 03:11 PM (eoQWY)

263 Apparently Trudeau and Macron think the world of Biden. So there is that rousing endorsement.
Posted by: Piper at July 12, 2024 03:11 PM (p4NUW)

Those guys are FAGS!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 12, 2024 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

264 What hurts worst? Wrong pronouns.

P.S. Pima Community College Language Guide Says Terms Like Peanut Gallery, Tipping Point, and ‘Whitelist Have Racist Roots

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 12, 2024 03:11 PM (L/fGl)

265 When my brother lived in Oklahoma City, he found a scorpion on his bedroom ceiling. That would be the stuff of nightmares for me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 03:09 PM (v6JzV)

When I was a kid in San Antonio, I just caught one going into my (dark) bedroom by the tail of my eye. Returned with a flashlight and a 7-iron, found the thing under the sheets on the side of my bed. I'd never have noticed it until too late. Brrr....

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 12, 2024 03:12 PM (T+Iwg)

266 One can only hope Trump's AG dresses as Death , carrys a scythe and stalks the hallways of the Federal silos distributing walking papers like autumn leaves off a 200' maple tree.

Appeal To Heaven indeed.

Posted by: torabora at July 12, 2024 03:12 PM (eknO2)

267 Macron is trying to get into Doctor Fanfare's control tops, and Trudeau is just a garden variety simpleton.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2024 03:12 PM (BAEGB)

268 btw I was just in town and it's packed. no one is working today and no one cares about the news now

just roll out to Rehoboth and let them squeal

no one cares what the "Dem SuperStars" think

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 12, 2024 03:12 PM (s3qiR)

269 252 My mother always could keep our names straight. But you didn't want to be the kid she referred to as "That one."
Posted by: Eeyore at July 12

I only have 3 and I still have moments where someone is called someone else’s name.

Posted by: Piper at July 12, 2024 03:13 PM (p4NUW)

270 P.S. Pima Community College Language Guide Says Terms Like Peanut Gallery, Tipping Point, and ‘Whitelist Have Racist Roots
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Hmmm. So, similar to the Democrat Party then.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 12, 2024 03:13 PM (WXNFJ)

271 ...his gaffes undid whatever "work" this convention of slap-asses and fuckabouts think they accomplished.

When fackabouts think you are a fuckabout you really are fucked up.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 12, 2024 03:13 PM (6TUIG)

272 >>When my brother lived in Oklahoma City, he found a scorpion on his bedroom ceiling. That would be the stuff of nightmares for me.

We did a rented RV national park trip when I was a kid. We stopped at an RV park in Arizona one day at it was hotter than Satan's under ball area.

My sister and I were getting ready to make a run for the pool as soon as we got parked. As we were checking in the lady taking the money told us to be watch out for the scorpions. Oh, ok.

My head was on a swivel the entire run from the RV to the pool and I slept with one eye open that night.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2024 03:13 PM (Xi1yP)

273
When I was a kid in San Antonio, I just caught one going into my (dark) bedroom by the tail of my eye. Returned with a flashlight and a 7-iron, found the thing under the sheets on the side of my bed. I'd never have noticed it until too late. Brrr....
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 12, 2024 03:12 PM (T+Iwg)

I found one under a rock while mowing one time. I put it in a jar and put it in the barn.

That thing lived for several months in that jar......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

274 The Chinese build these grandiose infrastructure projects like highways or trains in Africa. The money is lent to the countries by Chinese banks. But the infrastructure projects are way over the top for what they need. Kenya doesn’t need a 6 lane superhighway. But they got it. And it will never be sent positive return on their investment. And they’re in debt forever.

That’s how the Chinese fuck up countries.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 12, 2024 03:14 PM (t56FM)

275 My mother always could keep our names straight. But you didn't want to be the kid she referred to as "That one."
Posted by: Eeyore at July 12

I only have 3 and I still have moments where someone is called someone else’s name.
Posted by: Piper

Three of my boys have names that start with 'J'.

It was a huge mistake.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 12, 2024 03:14 PM (WXNFJ)

276 At Fort Huachuca Arizona I was a wee lad and remember my mother screaming her lungs out because there was a Scorpion in the silverware drawer.

Dad dispatched it.

I would torture them after that. Rocks sticks etc.

Posted by: torabora at July 12, 2024 03:14 PM (eknO2)

277 On stage, Emmanuel Macron and Olaf Scholz defended the president over a slip of the tongue in which he called Volodymyr Zelensky "President Putin".

The US leader went on to call Kamala Harris "vice-president Trump".

Wait we aren't still claiming these are stutters?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 03:15 PM (oZhjI)

278 I found one under a rock while mowing one time. I put it in a jar and put it in the barn.

That thing lived for several months in that jar......
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You don't want to know about my jar full of tadpoles.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 12, 2024 03:15 PM (n17eQ)

279 One can only hope Trump's AG dresses as Death , carrys a scythe and stalks the hallways of the Federal silos distributing walking papers like autumn leaves off a 200' maple tree.

Posted by: torabora

That is poetry

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 12, 2024 03:15 PM (NMT5x)

280 Village Idiot's Apprentice:

You're not like that kid who always reminded the teacher about homework, when everyone had successfully distracted teacher from giving homework by talking about whatever teacher liked to talk about for the last 4 of the 5 minutes left of the class, are you?

J/k

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 12, 2024 03:15 PM (JCLJi)

281 France was giving Niger about 1-2 percent of world price for their Uranium. Making a nice profit is one thing, that's just theft. Oh, Niger also kicked them out and is charging them full price now.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2024 03:11 PM (eoQWY)

france has become their own third world shithole country, because all the other third world countries they've been screwing over for eons have gotten tired of their shit.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2024 03:16 PM (dGCAG)

282 275
Three of my boys have names that start with 'J'.

It was a huge mistake.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 12, 2024

I have 2 with rhyming names. That always ends with “you know who I mean!”

Posted by: Piper at July 12, 2024 03:16 PM (p4NUW)

283 FREE REDACTED
Posted by: REDACTED at July 12, 2024 03:16 PM (us2H3)

What happened here?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

284 Which hurts the worst… bees, wasps, or hornets??
Posted by: tubal

There's the "Schmidt sting pain index" for bees, wasps, hornets, and ants. Created by a masochist who intentionally let them sting him so he could compare the feelings.

Bees and hornets are mostly in levels 1 & 2.

Level 3 is mostly ants and wasps.

Only two wasps and one ant make level 4, no bees or hornets.

https://is.gd/NFjW51 (wikipedia)

Posted by: mikeski at July 12, 2024 03:16 PM (DgGvY)

285 What the site needs is a level where a Mannix girl shows up at your door.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 12, 2024 03:17 PM (1bNHn)

286 Well hopefully his good day will temp them to send him out in public.
Of course it for being a " Press conference " it was a teleprompter statement and a list of safe reporters to call on. And he looked definitely worn out by the end, ending his questioning with a whisper

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2024 03:17 PM (fwDg9)

287 I only have 3 and I still have moments where someone is called someone else’s name.

Posted by: Piper at July 12, 2024 03:13 PM (p4NUW)

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It seems that as a mom you do generally call the name of the last kid who annoyed you.

When I even had only one kid, I frequently called him by my hubby's youngest brother's name.

TBF, Mike, was the most annoying younger brother on the face of any planet.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 12, 2024 03:17 PM (z1n1H)

288 Trump's AG dresses as Death , carrys a scythe and stalks the hallways of the Federal silos distributing walking papers like autumn leaves off a 200' maple tree.

Posted by: torabora

You forgot 'and confiscate their federal pensions'.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 12, 2024 03:17 PM (WXNFJ)

289 253 Why the fuck does nato still exist? That should be what this conference tries to solve.
Posted by: Biden is Finished

I attended a NATO staff officer course in Oberammergau several years ago. While there was a bit of training and explanation of NATO's structure, a large chunk was dedicated to "NATO's evolving mission" and it's "Relevance After the Cold War". They can help with natural disasters, the migrant crisis, pandemics and chemical/biological events, and of course, Russia's continuing threat.

No, once a government entity's purpose has been completed, it doesn't go away...it just finds a new purpose (or creates an issue to solve).

Posted by: Military Moron at July 12, 2024 03:17 PM (JCZqz)

290 So...in other news...
Serena Williams says white people are pretty crazy about Caitlin Clark. ahhhh...hey there Sarena, sweetie, white people were.pretty crazy about Arthur Ashe too.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2024 03:18 PM (W/lyH)

291 >>> One can only hope Trump's AG dresses as Death , carrys a scythe and stalks the hallways of the Federal silos distributing walking papers like autumn leaves off a 200' maple tree.

That would be one big maple tree and potentially a whole lot of syrup.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 12, 2024 03:18 PM (6TUIG)

292 Late to the thread down below, but it now seems that the Democrats have given the green light and signaled to the illegals that it's okay to vote in America's elections. If you were an illegal alien, how would you interpret it? They've told them to read between the lines and vote.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 12, 2024 03:18 PM (mupln)

293 There's the "Schmidt sting pain index" for bees, wasps, hornets, and ants. Created by a masochist who intentionally let them sting him so he could compare the feelings.
Posted by: mikeski

I didn't see redheads on the list. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at July 12, 2024 03:18 PM (WXNFJ)

294 The Chinese build these grandiose infrastructure projects like highways or trains in Africa. The money is lent to the countries by Chinese banks. But the infrastructure projects are way over the top for what they need. Kenya doesn’t need a 6 lane superhighway. But they got it. And it will never be sent positive return on their investment. And they’re in debt forever.

That’s how the Chinese fuck up countries.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 12, 2024 03:14 PM (t56FM)

And again, substantially less dishonest and destructive than the U.S. of A., and the shithole Euro countries who have been doing their thing for centuries.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2024 03:18 PM (dGCAG)

295 I had 5 cousins that names started with "K"

Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2024 03:18 PM (5MvGY)

296 Which hurts the worst… bees, wasps, or hornets??

Two gloves full of Amazon stinging ants.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at July 12, 2024 03:18 PM (rP7gy)

297 Wait a minute… does the Horde think Biden had a good presser, or a bad one???

Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2024 03:18 PM (PCK5/)

298 Oddly i think the "worst pain i ever felt" stories i have really didn't hurt as much as more trivial things.... it's like there's a pain threshold where the body says "oh, whatever, you know what you did, numbnuts."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2024 03:18 PM (BAEGB)

299 TBF, Mike, was the most annoying younger brother on the face of any planet.
Posted by: Just Lily

"I'm not touching you. . . . "

Posted by: Tonypete at July 12, 2024 03:19 PM (WXNFJ)

300 295 I had 5 cousins that names started with "K"
Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2024

Are you a Kardashian?

Posted by: Piper at July 12, 2024 03:19 PM (pZEOD)

301 A few times he got pff o tangents but lost where he was going with it so drops it
Posted by: Skip

...Anyway...

Posted by: Joe Tough Guy (D) at July 12, 2024 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

302 62 The phrase slapasses and fuckabouts is now my new favorite thing about the universe.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2024 02:33 PM (BAEGB)

Slapasses and Fuckabouts. You should have seen them in their prime when they opened for Lou Reed in Central Park 40 years ago.

Posted by: Roy at July 12, 2024 03:19 PM (qbwJk)

303 Diatomaceous earth kills many exoskeletonized nasties.
We never go our AZ ranch without a few pounds in the RV.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 12, 2024 03:19 PM (/U5Yz)

304 One can only hope Trump's AG dresses as Death , carrys a scythe and stalks the hallways of the Federal silos distributing walking papers like autumn leaves off a 200' maple tree.

Posted by: torabora

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That's absurd. Maple trees don't get that tall.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 12, 2024 03:20 PM (wzAuc)

305 So...in other news...
Serena Williams says white people are pretty crazy about Caitlin Clark. ahhhh...hey there Sarena, sweetie, white people were.pretty crazy about Arthur Ashe too.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2024 03:18 PM (W/lyH)

Black woman made rich by predominantly white audience has things to say about whitey. Guess it's good you're career is over, huh........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

306 Probably need three or four trees.

Posted by: Reforger at July 12, 2024 03:20 PM (xcIvR)

307 were.pretty crazy about Arthur Ashe too.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2024 03:18 PM (W/lyH)

And... uh... pretty sure wypipo were pretty crazy about Serena tittyfucking Williams too. For fuck's aches.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2024 03:21 PM (BAEGB)

308 Wait a minute… does the Horde think Biden had a good presser, or a bad one???
Posted by: tubal
......

Horrible, style and substance.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2024 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

309 Piper, on of the K's was a call girl in Vegas.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2024 03:21 PM (5MvGY)

310 NOOD

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 12, 2024 03:21 PM (T+Iwg)

311 There's the "Schmidt sting pain index" for bees, wasps, hornets, and ants. Created by a masochist who intentionally let them sting him so he could compare the feelings.

Posted by: mikeski

Yeah, it must be a logarithmic scale. Does that guy rate shoving a steel rod sanded with 80 grit up his peehole a 2 or something?

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 12, 2024 03:21 PM (NMT5x)

312 297 Wait a minute… does the Horde think Biden had a good presser, or a bad one???
Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2024

It was primo. We had weirdo whispers. We had yelling angry grandpa out of nowhere. We had braggadocio. We had lies. We had project 2025. We had slurring. And all it took was 2 teleprompters, notes' and scripted questions.

Posted by: Piper at July 12, 2024 03:21 PM (pZEOD)

313 297 Wait a minute… does the Horde think Biden had a good presser, or a bad one???
Posted by: tubal

It was good! He didn't do well enough to stop the hemorrhaging support, but didn't do badly enough to make him easy to replace. I would have preferred a LITTLE more fail, to hurt him more, but this performance was good enough to keep the current trajectory to miserable, embarrassing defeat in November.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 12, 2024 03:21 PM (JCZqz)

314 The family of my best friend when I was a little kid was an "R" family. The parents' first names both started with "R," as did the names of all six of their kids.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 03:22 PM (v6JzV)

315 You're unlikely to find one while hiking or working in the yard, but the box jellyfish is supposedly the most painful sting in the world. Apparently people would beg to be killed.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 12, 2024 03:22 PM (iLBCx)

316 Nood.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 12, 2024 03:22 PM (1bNHn)

317 You can tell how important NATO is by the fact that a law was recently passed that requires a SuperMajority vote in the Senate to remove the US from its clutches.

Translation: NATO is an apparatus used by defense contractors to instigate conflict then sell arms to members and non-members alike.

The law passed making it virtually impossible to leave was "kidproofing" of the Oval office in case of another Trump term.

Posted by: Orson at July 12, 2024 03:23 PM (dIske)

318 Black woman made rich by predominantly white audience has things to say about whitey. Guess it's good you're career is over, huh........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

Hank Aaron spent most of his professional career, and all the years after with a chip on his shoulder, because rayciss raycisses said mean things to him.

He apparently never heard the millions of other people who cheered him on, people of all the colors, and revered him for the joy he brought to sportsball fans all over.

If that's how you want to live your life, being bitter that you don't please everybody, and some people will be ignorant and shitty, have at it. I'm not going to feel sorry for you.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 12, 2024 03:24 PM (dGCAG)

319 So...in other news...
Serena Williams says white people are pretty crazy about Caitlin Clark. ahhhh...hey there Sarena, sweetie, white people were.pretty crazy about Arthur Ashe too.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2024 03:18 PM

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You can go ahead and add Japanese lineswomen to that list, then.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 12, 2024 03:25 PM (wzAuc)

320 231 I'd take a bee, wasp, or hornet sting over a deerfly bite any day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 03:04 PM (v6JzV)

Maine black flies are the worst.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 12, 2024 03:26 PM (uBBbP)

321 The law passed making it virtually impossible to leave was "kidproofing" of the Oval office in case of another Trump term.
Posted by: Orson at July 12, 2024 03:23 PM (dIske)

Idiots.

Stop sending them checks. Stop going to their little asshole meetings. Jail anyone who does so on America's behalf under the Logan act or whichever dumbass fake law it is. Kick them all out of American territory.

Oh, we're still in NATO? Because of your little law you passed just to try to fuck me in the ass? Neat. Good to know. Fuck along, now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2024 03:26 PM (BAEGB)

322 Biden is a lying dog face pony soldier asshoe. What sucks balls here is this asshole is going spend his last year's not remembering what a corrupt bastard he was from day 1. The best thing that could happen right now is for him to stroke out, get a state funeral, and then be buried in an unmarked grave. He deserves that and more.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 12, 2024 03:27 PM (4Yp57)

323 Not an Ass Touching Organization

says so right in the title.

Posted by: DaveA at July 12, 2024 03:29 PM (FhXTo)

324 Some good News
BREAKING: Trump-appointed federal judge found a federal law making it a felony to distill spirits at home unconstitutional.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 12, 2024 03:30 PM (NkR8Z)

325 231 I'd take a bee, wasp, or hornet sting over a deerfly bite any day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 03:04 PM (v6JzV)

Maine black flies are the worst.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 12, 2024 03:26 PM (uBBbP)

I got bit by a couple DR flies in the Bahamas, I think they are the same as Yellow flies. Sonofabitch that hurt.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 12, 2024 03:30 PM (NtVYv)

326 FJB is setting the bar pretty low for the next president as far as NATO is concerned. They’ll probably fall all over themselves kissing Trump’s rump because he’ll at least have a functioning brain.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 12, 2024 03:36 PM (jbnUc)

327 197 Sundowner seemed to let on he was open to a Mental health exam but doesn't think it's needed, but if ordered he would take it but no one has

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2024 02:58 PM (fwDg9)

Joe's personal quack doctor has no motivation to order any formal mental competency testing or a brain MRI on Joe. He has his own reputation to protect. In his mind. I think his public professional rep will soon be in shreds. It's obvious to me his doc is as slimy as Joe and as devoted to Joe as DOCTOR Jill. He's been Joe's personal, private doctor since he was assigned (active US Army at the time) as Joe's doc when Joe was VP. Kevin O'Connor, D.O. (look that one up), COL. US ARMY, Retired.

Posted by: Gref at July 12, 2024 03:37 PM (5fDan)

328 My mother always could keep our names straight. But you didn't want to be the kid she referred to as "That one."
Posted by: Eeyore at July 12

I only have 3 and I still have moments where someone is called someone else’s name.
Posted by: Piper at July 12, 2024 03:13 PM (p4NUW)

I remember once my mom wanted my brother and she went through the entire list of three brother names before she was done.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2024 04:05 PM (eoQWY)

329 295 I had 5 cousins that names started with "K"
Posted by: Ben Had at July 12, 2024

Are you a Kardashian?
Posted by: Piper at July 12, 2024 03:19 PM (pZEOD)

My cousins were all J's tho my aunt's name started with M.

Our family's last name was short so all us kid's first and middle names were three syllables. They boys all had the same middle name.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2024 04:10 PM (eoQWY)

330 Oh, we're still in NATO? Because of your little law you passed just to try to fuck me in the ass? Neat. Good to know. Fuck along, now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2024 03:26 PM (BAEGB)

Better yet, just make them actually build real armies in all those dumpy old countries instead of skeleton forces and lots of brass in fancy HQ buildings.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 12, 2024 04:12 PM (eoQWY)

331 >>> Joe Biden's gaffes have ruined months of hard work and undermined the Nato summit, diplomatic sources told The Telegraph.

Me, side eying NATO because:
• There is still a Russia/Ukraine war that Europe is not paying its fair share to help with
• migrants still pouring over borders and spiking crime
• rampant drug and human trafficking
• NATO countries still not paying fair share of dues compared to USA

NATO, what is it you say you DO here?

Posted by: LizLem at July 12, 2024 04:18 PM (QAK8m)

332 >>> when you've lost Ashley Judd....
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 12, 2024 02:36 PM (sJHOI)

At this rate, Biden is NOT getting the coveted Taylor Swift vote the WH has been slobbering and try hard-ing over. If she's smart, she won't let her carefully crafted brand get within 5000 miles of this walking implosion.

The only way she does is if they guarantee her an Oscar. That's the only prize she's desperate for and hasn't gotten. She sold her political soul to Hollywood to get on their good side, and it was all for naught, the Cats movie was a debacle.

Posted by: LizLem at July 12, 2024 04:26 PM (QAK8m)

333 So, is it true? Did the NATO conference go well? Did Biden not make a single mistake (apart from the Putin/Zelenskyy gaffe)? Is there no one who says that Biden didn't impress all and sundry in attendance?

No, of course not. NATO diplomats are complaining about how embarrassing Biden was at the event, and how his gaffes undid whatever "work" this convention of slap-asses and fuckabouts think they accomplished.

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Nonsense, I've been reliably informed by the twitterlibs that the conference proves how smart and awesome Biden is at foreign policy, unlike that buffoon Trump who destroyed all our alliances.

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