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Biden's Not the Candidate Yet: Democrat Donors Threaten to Close Their Wallets; Privately, Obama Wants Biden Out of the Race

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Let's not start setting each other's clocks just yet, gentlemen.


Key Democrat donors threaten to pull plug if Biden doesn't resign, as furious party insiders reveal 'worst fears' about ailing president have now been confirmed: 'How stupid do they think we are?'


Growing Democratic uproar over President Joe Biden's shockingly feeble debate performance on Thursday night appears to be turning into a full-blown party revolt.

'For Biden's own good and the good of the country, he should step aside immediately,' major Democratic donor and former hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson told DailyMail.com. 'The fact that it has now been three days and Biden has done nothing to reassure us confirms my worst fears.'

Tilson has given the party more than $300,000 in recent years.

Days after the President struggled to hold his train of thought and tailed off mid-answer into incomprehensible gibberish during the CNN debate, left-wing benefactors are still up in arms.

On Saturday, Biden appeared at a New York fundraiser — in a glitzy Long Island beach town — and, according to one attendee, read a simple 15-minute speech off a teleprompter, before leaving without taking any questions.

'Doing that for the next five months is not going to be enough,' the fundraiser guest said, stressing that Biden's understandably anxious supporters deserve reassurance that he is capable of defeating Donald Trump in November.

But later on Saturday night, Democratic National Committee Chairman Jaime Harrison and Biden campaign manager Julie Chavez Rodriguez only further stoked concerns on a conference call with wavering DNC members.

'The call was akin to a rah-rah speech,' said John Verdejo, a party member from North Carolina who told the Mail he was surprised when call organizers failed to address the 'elephant in the room', namely Biden's inability to speak clearly.

Other DNC members went even further than Verdejo in their criticisms. Some said that they felt 'gaslighted' by campaign officials on the call who seemed to deny that there was anything to be concerned about. The official Team Biden line appears to be: Nothing to see here.

'On every metric that matters, data shows [the debate] did nothing to change the American people's perception,' Jen O'Malley Dillon, chair of the Biden-Harris 2024 campaign, insisted in a memo released this weekend.

Hardly anyone believes that spin.

'The data!?' tweeted Mike LaRosa, former Press Secretary to First Lady Jill Biden. 'If there is data that counters the impact of what we all saw then WHERE THE HELL IS IT???'

Democrat donor Whitney Tilson similarly didn't his mince words.

'They're p***ing on our legs and telling us it's raining. It's insulting. How stupid do they think we are?'

In fact, a CBS News/YouGov poll conducted over the two days following the CNN debate found that 72 percent of registered voters now do not believe that Biden has the 'mental and cognitive health to serve as president'. That number is up from 65 percent in early June.

I don't know how stupid they think you are, but I think you're pretty dumb.

Why is it that only consumers of Marxist Media are always shocked to hear the truth? Kinda says something about their reporting, doesn't it?

So Biden is losing donors.

That's okay, so long as he holds on to the support of the man who's really the president, Barack Obama.

Wait, Tucker Carlson's "unusually good source" says that Barky wants Biden gone, too?

From an unusually good source: Obama's tweet supporting Joe Biden was disingenuous. In private, Obama is telling people Biden can't win, and he is therefore in favor of an open convention. Obama will not say whom he supports, nor as of yesterday afternoon had he met personally with Biden to deliver the message. Relations between the Obamas and the Bidens have never been warm. At times they've been hostile. But recently they've deteriorated further, mostly due to Jill Biden. In the hours and days after the debate, she kept her husband cloistered away from anyone who might convince him to drop out. Jill Biden is the driving force behind her husband's reelection campaign, just as she was in 2020, when other members of the family (including Biden's sister Val) considered him too impaired to run. The next generation of potential Democratic candidates understands all this as an opportunity and they're circling, particularly Gretchen Whitmer, who is promoting herself aggressively.

What a See-You-Next-Cunt.

The Daily Caller recently reported on the animosity between the Bidens and the Obamas.

Former First Lady Michelle Obama is reportedly frustrated with how her close friend Kathleen Buhle, Hunter Biden's ex-wife, was "exiled" and "wronged" by the Biden family following the divorce, two people familiar with the relationship told Axios. The former first lady's feelings towards the situation coupled with her emotions towards politics, have kept Obama off the campaign trail despite President Barack Obama's participation, the sources told Axios.

President Obama has frequently appeared on the campaign trail with Biden and has appeared in several social media videos with the president, Axios reported, making note that Michelle has often not appeared in these settings. After attending one event with Biden in 2017, Obama called the Biden family dynamics "weird shit," a source told Axios. The event was for the Beau Biden Foundation and circulated around the Biden family, coming shortly after Hunter Biden had divorced Buhle and was in a relationship with his late brother's widow, Hallie Biden, Axios reported.

An Axios reporter, Alex Thompson, says the White House campaign staff is "freaking the f*** out."

Are they really? Or are they pretending to?

What we see again and again as this conspiracy collapses is that everyone blames other people for the conspiracy. The media claims, "We didn't know, we were lied to by the Democrats." The Democrats claim, "We didn't know, we were lied to by the White House."

And even at the White House, they're claiming, "We didn't know, it was the Inner Circle, which keeps all of us away from Biden."

They are all scrambling to save their future careers. No one likes a liar. Leftwing liars who essentially walk Donald Trump right into the White House will lose their Democrat Party jobs and media shows.

Be that as it may, White House campaign staffers claim to be freaking out.

Officials on President Biden's White House and campaign staffs say they're feeling rage, sadness, frustration and resolve over his debate performance and his team's response to it, more than a dozen White House and campaign aides told Axios.

Why it matters: Biden's performance at the debate has left many of his own aides worried about his mental fitness, and angry about what they see as a lack of candor from Biden's senior aides.

"Senior aides." "The inner circle."

They lied about Biden's mental fitness to people who... work in the White House and see Biden all the time.


They just found out about Biden's mental issues, guys. They're as shocked as anybody.

"It's the first topic of every conversation," one White House official said. "Senior leadership has given us nothing. To act like it's business as usual is delusional."

Another official put it more bluntly: "Everyone is freaking the f*** out."

"The uncertainty after Thursday is palpable and anxiety is only increasing," a third White House official told Axios.

"People are looking for leadership and direction that they were told to trust, and hoped was there, but aren't yet feeling in what is now clearly a defining moment for this presidency."

Driving the news: On Friday, the day after Biden's debate against former President Trump, many senior White House officials addressed the president's lackluster performance with staffers.

Many officials felt they only were being given talking points, with no real explanation of why Biden appeared unable to string sentences together or articulate a case for himself over Trump.

The lack of answers from senior aides has continued this week, leading to growing anger and resentment among many inside the Biden camp.

...


White House spokesperson Andrew Bates said that "we have a lot of experience keeping -- and spreading -- the faith in moments where we're counted out by staying focused on delivering for the American people and building on the most successful record of any modern presidency."

LOL

Keep servin' that soup!


"The atmosphere now is that he's going to be the nominee, so put your head down. But there is also frustration that we aren't being given the materials to move the news cycle forward. He needs to be out there."

It gets worse: New reporting from the New York Times says that Biden wasn't starting his workday at 10am for the debates, but 11am.

And he needed an hour-long nap during the sessions.

Simon Ateba
@simonateba

BREAKING - YOUR REACTION: The New York Times reports that during debate preparation, President Biden couldn't start before 11 a.m. and required an afternoon nap each day.

"The preparations, which took place over six days, never started before 11 a.m. and Mr. Biden was given time for an afternoon nap each day, according to a person familiar with the process," @nytimes says.

OUT: Workin 10 to 4

IN: Workin 11 to 4, with a kindergarten naptime

The first House Democrat, Lloyd Doggett of Texas, has called for Biden to drop out.

"Too much is at stake to risk a Trump victory--too great a risk to assume that what could not be turned around in a year, what was not turned around in the debate, can be turned around now," the longtime Texas Democrat said in a statement.

"My decision to make these strong reservations public is not done lightly, nor does it in any way diminish my respect for all that President Biden has achieved," Doggett continued.
"I am hopeful that he will make the painful and difficult decision to withdraw. I respectfully call on him to do so."

There's a growing chorus of public (not anonymous) calls for Biden to retire gracelessly.

Driving the news: Rep. Lloyd Doggett (D-Texas) on Tuesday became the first sitting Democratic member of Congress to call for Biden to step down, as did former Rep. Tim Ryan (D-Ohio) and Colorado congressional candidate Adam Frisch.

Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D-R.I.) said in a local TV news interview on Monday that the Biden campaign should be "candid with us about his condition," while Rep. Debbie Dingell (D-Mich.) said on CNN the campaign "needs to listen to us."

Sen. Peter Welch (D-Vt.), in an interview with Semafor, chastised the campaign for its "dismissive attitude," alluding to a fundraising email last week that dismissed those with concerns as "bedwetters."

Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said on MSNBC that it was "legitimate" to ask of both Biden and Trump: "Is this an episode or a condition?'

The spin from Jeh Johnson: Don't worry, Democrats, it's the Deep State that's running things anyway.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:32 PM




Comments

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1 First… Or maybe 3rd.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 02, 2024 04:32 PM (9mfKN)

2 They’ve got three weeks til that virtual nomination thing happens. Chop chop.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 02, 2024 04:32 PM (u73oe)

3 Gretchen Whitmer? The ego on that bitch.

Posted by: huerfano at July 02, 2024 04:32 PM (VGOMa)

4 Yo

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 02, 2024 04:32 PM (NFX2v)

5 He just needs to last until it's too late for even crazy theories to take place.

Then they'll all fall back in line.

All he has to do is...nothing, and they'll all change their tune and back him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 04:32 PM (GBKbO)

6 I, too, would like to work 11 - 4, with a nap in there.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 02, 2024 04:33 PM (9mfKN)

7 Bringing this up. It explains the panic.

380 Mother of God...

Leaked Biden internals are being passed around. Normally I would call bullshit, but with the knives out for Biden, seems legit.

Also the format looks exactly like what their campaign would want.

Pre debate, they were badly losing MI and PA. Closer in WI but still behind.

Post debate, NM, ME, VA and MN are tossups. NH and WI are solid Trump leads. PA and MI are gone. Trump +7.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 02, 2024 04:33 PM (gWf6P)

8 Let's not start winding each other's clocks just yet, gentlemen.

Sorry, Ace, but that sounds really gay.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 04:34 PM (v6JzV)

9 The New York Post is like the Joe Rogan of newspapers.

So random.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 04:34 PM (fV+MH)

10 So Biden is losing donors.
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Now, now. He's only misplaced them.

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 04:34 PM (krQz2)

11 They will try to keep hiding him away.
It's best if he, or Jill keeps fighting this.

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2024 04:35 PM (fwDg9)

12 7 Post debate, NM, ME, VA and MN are tossups. NH and WI are solid Trump leads. PA and MI are gone. Trump +7.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 02, 2024 04:33 PM (gWf6P)

=======

Polls (spit), but damn, those internals are nasty.

Still, even if true, it's still 4 months out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

13 Ace, can we be a “ little” bit happy about the current state of affairs, because I really need a little bit of that right now…

Posted by: tubal at July 02, 2024 04:35 PM (PCK5/)

14 We are in uncharted territory and this unpleasantness has the ability to destroy the modern democratic party for a generation.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 02, 2024 04:35 PM (QNSds)

15 "so long as he has people around him like Avril Haines, Sam Power, Gina Raimondo supporting him"

I was wondering what our "raimondo" does when he's not here.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 02, 2024 04:35 PM (gKWVE)

16 ace said the word!

Posted by: Max Power at July 02, 2024 04:35 PM (q177U)

17 I think the Venn diagram of The New York Post and Joe Rogan viewers is a perfect circle.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 04:35 PM (fV+MH)

18 Alex Thompson, says the White House campaign staff is "freaking the f*** out."

Are they really? Or are they pretending to?


They'd pretend to if it helped them somehow...I don't see how ACTING panicked helps settle supports' nerves.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 02, 2024 04:36 PM (JCZqz)

19 Democrat donor Whitney Tilson similarly didn't his mince words.

'They're p***ing on our legs and telling us it's raining. It's insulting. How stupid do they think we are?'


If you've been supporting him up until last Thursday, I'd say they're entitled to think you're plenty stupid.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 02, 2024 04:36 PM (/y8xj)

20 The Democrats are screwed with him.until the convention I assume. There is no recourse to get him.out before then.
Actually it's no way to replace him officially until then.

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2024 04:36 PM (fwDg9)

21 The Emperor has no clothes...or brain!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 02, 2024 04:37 PM (ufFY8)

22 Didn't Obama get rid of his cook?

Posted by: torabora at July 02, 2024 04:37 PM (oObdl)

23 Long Live President John Gill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 02, 2024 04:37 PM (/1UO6)

24 ace said the word!
Posted by: Max Power

"Bird?" Funny, I didn't see that in his writeup.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 04:37 PM (v6JzV)

25 If Biden started wearing a drool cup people would forget he is a retard.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 02, 2024 04:37 PM (n17eQ)

26 I was wondering what our "raimondo" does when he's not here.
Posted by: gKWVE

That and sucks a lot of cock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 02, 2024 04:37 PM (qZEuM)

27 Key Democrat donors threaten to pull plug if Biden doesn't resign, as furious party insiders reveal 'worst fears' about ailing president have now been confirmed: 'How stupid do they think we are?'

Um really? heh heh pretty fucking stoopid!!!

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 04:38 PM (o3Uyl)

28 The first clue to the White House kitchen staff should have been when they were told not to stock chocolate chip ice cream and other 'choking hazards'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 02, 2024 04:38 PM (cOq4q)

29 20 The Democrats are screwed with him.until the convention I assume. There is no recourse to get him.out before then. Actually it's no way to replace him officially until then.

Not So Fast You Mortal Humans.........

Posted by: The Grimm Reaper at July 02, 2024 04:38 PM (/1UO6)

30 20 The Democrats are screwed with him.until the convention I assume. There is no recourse to get him.out before then.
Actually it's no way to replace him officially until then.
Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2024 04:36 PM (fwDg9)

========

Well, they could always break the party rules and release the delegates, but that'd piss people off.

The real challenge becomes ballot access in states.

If Biden ends up the candidate listed in, say, 8 states, and the replacement is the rest, what does that do to overall vote totals? To down ballot races? Even if those 8 are pure red states, that's just a fucking disaster.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 04:38 PM (GBKbO)

31 All of us know Joe Biden isn't and hasn't been in charge of anything.

Posted by: steevy at July 02, 2024 04:38 PM (HJ9BW)

32 So the pretending has shifted to pretending something else. Got it.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 02, 2024 04:38 PM (Z8Yh2)

33 If you've been supporting him up until last Thursday, I'd say they're entitled to think you're plenty stupid.
Posted by: Oddbob

Exactly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 02, 2024 04:39 PM (qZEuM)

34 Pa is run by Marxists now, Shapiro will be sure to fix this election. And Dominion is counting Pa votes I am pretty sure.

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2024 04:39 PM (fwDg9)

35 Biden Beats Medicare To Death

Posted by: the new york post at July 02, 2024 04:39 PM (Jh5b+)

36
If you've been supporting him up until last Thursday, I'd say they're entitled to think you're plenty stupid.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 02, 2024 04:36 PM (/y8xj)
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In Klavan's last show, he was talking about how hard CNN worked not to say 3 words, that they kept skirting over and over again.

"Conversatives were right".

It would have said it all. But they can't say that. That would encourage conservatives to think that they are right about some things.

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 04:39 PM (krQz2)

37 They need to trot out AI HOLOGRAPHIC JOE.
He's their secret weapon.

Posted by: torabora at July 02, 2024 04:39 PM (oObdl)

38 I love this Democrat chaos.

Worse than the RINO/GOPe/MAGA/NeverTrumper/conservative divides.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 02, 2024 04:40 PM (ufFY8)

39 Did I hear my phone ringing ?????

Posted by: Dr. Jacob "Jack" Kevorkian at July 02, 2024 04:40 PM (qpLSv)

40 On Saturday, Biden appeared at a New York fundraiser � in a glitzy Long Island beach town � and, according to one attendee, read a simple 15-minute speech off a teleprompter, before leaving without taking any questions.

'Doing that for the next five months is not going to be enough,' the fundraiser guest said.

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Fuck him, Biden spent the 2020 campaign in the basement and that was enough for him then. Now he acts all surprised the the Pedo is brain damaged.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 02, 2024 04:40 PM (ivVQZ)

41 Pretty sure talking about Biden’s “senior aides” is ageist.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 02, 2024 04:41 PM (B9Prs)

42 "They're p***ing on our legs and telling us it's raining. It's insulting. How stupid do they think we are?"

I'd say being a democrat makes you pretty fucking stupid, and advancing to donor makes you fucking retarded.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 02, 2024 04:41 PM (a+VRH)

43 Tilson has given the party more than $300,000 in recent years.
_________________

Money well-spent.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 02, 2024 04:41 PM (YqDXo)

44 Democrats sure didn't want to know or believe he was done for. They believed he campaigned in 2020 from his basement due to Covid. And his 20 hours at best work week with many time off is he was working so hard

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2024 04:41 PM (fwDg9)

45 Interesting the GOP is quiet on the 25th amendment stuff.

Voter fraud to get Biden in, then 25th'ed out of office is quite a legacy.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 02, 2024 04:41 PM (Z8Yh2)

46 They are just flailing right now. Should be about time for a terror threat or a tranny shooting.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 02, 2024 04:41 PM (qZEuM)

47 Eugene Robinson: If Biden's poll numbers head south, Schumer, Pelosi and Clyburn need to intervene. Biden’s 2024 survival requires a lot more than hope

It is irresponsible for leading Democrats and the Biden campaign to blithely pretend last Thursday’s presidential debate never happened. We saw what we saw and heard what we heard. Magical thinking does not win elections.
Biden was alarmingly frail and struggled to complete his thoughts, let alone his sentences. Polls showed the race essentially tied, with Trump narrowly leading in some decisive swing states. If Biden now falls significantly behind, the party must consider alternative candidates.

Biden is determined to stay in the race... can understand why the president might bristle at calls to step aside...veteran Democratic warriors such as Nancy Pelosi, James E. Clyburn, and Chuck Schumer, may repeat the Biden campaign’s talking points now.
But they cannot unsee how feeble and unsteady Biden was Thursday night. They owe it to their party and their country to watch the polling trends with cold eyes. And if Biden’s numbers head south, they need to organize an intervention.

Posted by: Intercepted Washington Post Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 02, 2024 04:41 PM (JCZqz)

48 LOL at Nancy Pelosi, as if we shouldn't ask the same question of her (is it an episode or a condition).

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 02, 2024 04:42 PM (OX9vb)

49 All of us know Joe Biden isn't and hasn't been in charge of anything.
Posted by: steevy at July 02, 2024 04:38 PM (HJ9BW)
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I knew that before September 2020. And neither would Kamala--if they let her in. But my feeling is that if Kamala got the office, she knows that real power comes from the legal status of President.

The cabal will have a harder time from the shadows.

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 04:42 PM (krQz2)

50 Well we know Dr. Jill didn't pick out the white coat dress she's wearing on the cover of Vogue because it actually fits her. Everything else I've seen her in just looks like heck because it's usually too small.

Posted by: Tuna at July 02, 2024 04:42 PM (oaGWv)

51 47 Eugene Robinson: If Biden's poll numbers head south, Schumer, Pelosi and Clyburn need to intervene. Biden’s 2024 survival requires a lot more than hope

Posted by: Intercepted Washington Post Transmissions

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But Biden won the primary.

Would that be anti-democratic insurrection to undo that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 04:42 PM (GBKbO)

52 So Don L'Orange will run against..... Whitmer? Newsome?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at July 02, 2024 04:42 PM (/nCD+)

53 If Joe is found Non Compos Mentis does that mean any pardons he signs are null and void?

Could that be the real fear in the White House?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 04:42 PM (tT6L1)

54 Obama DHS Sec. Johnson articulates a case for Biden on Morning Joe:
"A presidency is more than just one man...I would take Joe Biden at his worst day at age 86 so long as he has people around him like Avril Haines, Sam Power, Gina Raimondo supporting him, over Trump any day."

umhmm we know -Project 2025

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 04:42 PM (o3Uyl)

55 By all rights, if this election was 20 years ago tje Democrats would have been headed to a historic shellacing

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2024 04:43 PM (fwDg9)

56 He just needs to last until it's too late for even crazy theories to take place.

Then they'll all fall back in line.

All he has to do is...nothing, and they'll all change their tune and back him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 04:32 PM (GBKbO)

Yeah, none of those donors want to be the one that pulls the cork and "lets Trump Win". If the musical chairs ends up with them standing all their tony cocktail parties go away.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 04:43 PM (eoQWY)

57 Did I hear my phone ringing ?????
Posted by: Dr. Jacob "Jack" Kevorkian

Step off, Bitch. I got this

Posted by: Dr. Max Jacobson at July 02, 2024 04:43 PM (v6JzV)

58 Given the character of the Bidens, I would be that they are holding out for a cash settlement from the DNC in order to withdraw.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at July 02, 2024 04:44 PM (P7Iz+)

59 Where are my marbles..... I need my marbles when I talk... Trump took my marbles !!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 04:44 PM (qpLSv)

60 LOL at Nancy Pelosi, as if we shouldn't ask the same question of her (is it an episode or a condition).
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 02, 2024 04:42 PM (OX9vb)

I saw her on TV the other night. SCOAMF

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 02, 2024 04:44 PM (NtVYv)

61 So Don L'Orange will run against...

Prince Donald of Orange? I like it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 04:44 PM (v6JzV)

62 53 If Joe is found Non Compos Mentis does that mean any pardons he signs are null and void?

Could that be the real fear in the White House?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 04:42 PM (tT6L1)

Wait, I thought Biden was already found incompetent due to his willy nilly storing of classified docs in his garage. No?

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 04:44 PM (o3Uyl)

63 Who is the last gatekeeper before you get to DOCTOR Jill?

Is it Blinken?

Or is it Klain?

It may be the fucking dog, the one he's trained to bite.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 02, 2024 04:45 PM (ZtgZZ)

64 Where are my marbles..... I need my marbles when I talk... Trump took my marbles !!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 04:44 PM (qpLSv)

haha

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 02, 2024 04:45 PM (NtVYv)

65 I don't know how stupid they think you are, but I think you're pretty dumb. - Ace
......

Yup. He's the dodo giving them money.

Posted by: KJP at July 02, 2024 04:45 PM (v0R5T)

66 If Joe is found Non Compos Mentis does that mean any pardons he signs are null and void?
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I don't think so. Unless he is removed, his naysayers haven't made the case that he has the discretion--however misplaced--to make the decisions he does.

That's the thing about powers. You know some people are going to make bad decisions with it, but you hope that the person elected by popular vote, will also make good decisions with it.

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 04:45 PM (krQz2)

67 oops. lesbo mop sock off.

Posted by: wth at July 02, 2024 04:45 PM (v0R5T)

68 An Axios reporter...

Well that just pegs my BullShit meter.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2024 04:45 PM (W/lyH)

69 I knew that before September 2020. And neither would Kamala--if they let her in. But my feeling is that if Kamala got the office, she knows that real power comes from the legal status of President.

The cabal will have a harder time from the shadows.
Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 04:42 PM (krQz2)

Kamala has the disadvantage is that she can fire the current advisors and hire her own once she has real power. She's a dope, but not dependent on them for anything. Plenty of "powers behind the throne" find that out once the young king gets to be 21 and has his head cut off.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 04:45 PM (eoQWY)

70 I don’t think the donors are actually concerned about Biden’s electoral chances. They’re just bitching because they paid good money for access and they aren’t what they paid for.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 02, 2024 04:45 PM (B9Prs)

71 Et tu, Maggie? Et tu?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 02, 2024 04:45 PM (gWf6P)

72 The schadenboner treatment clinics are going to be full between now and November...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 02, 2024 04:45 PM (7fElN)

73 But Biden won the primary.

Would that be anti-democratic insurrection to undo that?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 04:42 PM (GBKbO)

You mean the “vote Joe and pretend there were other choices” primary?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 02, 2024 04:45 PM (9mfKN)

74 Not if but when.

Posted by: Max Power at July 02, 2024 04:46 PM (q177U)

75 If Biden now falls significantly behind, the party must consider alternative candidates.

***************

I say, who'd you vote for in the democrat primary?

Because you had your chance to pick a candidate who wasn't 500 years old with a pastime of eating paste and showering with his granddaughter

Reap the whirlwind, fuckball

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 02, 2024 04:46 PM (DBZuM)

76 >>>So Don L'Orange will run against..... Whitmer? Newsome?

No, it's Kamala. It has to be. The African American vote is already surprisingly competitive and overthrowing her in favor of two obnoxious and unlikable Caucasians will make that situation immeasurably worse.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 02, 2024 04:46 PM (CwhoI)

77 Where are my marbles..... I need my marbles when I talk... Trump took my marbles !!!!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden

Well, they worked for Demosthenes...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 04:46 PM (v6JzV)

78 73 You mean the “vote Joe and pretend there were other choices” primary?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 02, 2024 04:45 PM (9mfKN)

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Any choices that are even 1/10 serious, like RFK Jr., get kicked out of the party!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 04:46 PM (GBKbO)

79 "Raimondo?" *pokes head up*

Posted by: resident troll at July 02, 2024 04:46 PM (6CtMt)

80 Anyone think that what is happening now is for the simplest of reasons…. the Democrats just screwed up, got complacent, distracted by their own infighting, and ran along on their arrogance about their own perceived power??

Posted by: tubal at July 02, 2024 04:46 PM (PCK5/)

81 The real question is, who will the super delegates vote for?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 02, 2024 04:47 PM (ufFY8)

82 Mitch and Nancy shouldn't be in the positions they are now holding, either.

Doesn't mean they can't exercise the powers of their offices, if somebody hasn't removed them.

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 04:47 PM (krQz2)

83 Anyone remotely interested in who has been running the country for the last 4 years, or nah?

Posted by: DaisyB at July 02, 2024 04:47 PM (AbL8c)

84 Bosch supported Hitler's re-election because his businesses made a shit ton of money by being friendly to the regime.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2024 04:47 PM (evvc2)

85 Given the character of the Bidens, I would be that they are holding out for a cash settlement from the DNC in order to withdraw.
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at July 02, 2024 04:44 PM (P7Iz+)

They get cash now from everyone they sell decisions to. 10 percent from the big guy. And they are too clever to trust the DNC

Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 04:47 PM (eoQWY)

86 Oh goody, the government is run by people who don't get elected.

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2024 04:47 PM (fwDg9)

87 Gretchen Whitmer? The ego on that bitch.
Posted by: huerfano at July 02, 2024 04:32 PM (VGOMa)

Steal an election and then enshrine fraud into the state constitution and you get pretty cocky.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 02, 2024 04:47 PM (N1DT3)

88 What a crazy time to be alive.

Posted by: Biergood at July 02, 2024 04:47 PM (PwgSL)

89 Honestly, I am at a complete loss as to why they think Biden is the problem.

7 days ago no one, not one in the media or the Party said Joe's age was the problem.
But, he was losing the swing states, losing ground in the national and losing the fundraising race.

So, if he was losing all that--before the debate-- when his age was not the problem, why is it now that only his age is the Democrats problem?

Instead of the clusterfuck, dumpster fire, malaise the Democrats have forced onto the country?

The problem is not the Shit Sandwich, it's that the Shit Sandwich isn't fresh shit.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 02, 2024 04:47 PM (+9TzO)

90 Why does Biden always have " I just Pumped the Neighbor's Dog Look on His Face " ????

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 02, 2024 04:47 PM (Qfk4E)

91 76 >>>So Don L'Orange will run against..... Whitmer? Newsome?

No, it's Kamala. It has to be. The African American vote is already surprisingly competitive and overthrowing her in favor of two obnoxious and unlikable Caucasians will make that situation immeasurably worse.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 02, 2024 04:46 PM (CwhoI)

=======

Man, I heard that Democrats couldn't nominate a white guy in 2020 because the black vote wouldn't turn out.

And then that white guy got more black votes than Obama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 04:47 PM (GBKbO)

92 They are all on for the old switcheroo !

They should have to run that schmuck. I will be surprised if he doesn't fall down some stairs or something fishy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 02, 2024 04:48 PM (NtVYv)

93 The real question is, who will the super delegates vote for?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 02, 2024 04:47 PM (ufFY
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Exactly, the superdelegates that can win an "election" against all appointed DNC representative delegates.

That's the party of "democracy" for you.

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 04:48 PM (krQz2)

94 Mitch and Nancy shouldn't be in the positions they are now holding, either.

Doesn't mean they can't exercise the powers of their offices, if somebody hasn't removed them.
Posted by: Axeman

I really think that we need an upper age limit for the holding of Federal offices in the Constitution, once we reinstate it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 04:48 PM (v6JzV)

95 Do the White House and the Delaware mansion have security to prevent Joe from wandering?

And if Joe escaped and was wandering clad in nothing but black how would they conduct the search without letting the secret out?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 02, 2024 04:49 PM (JLq/1)

96 This whole thing is delicious. It's Greek tragedy: the Dems are being brought down by their hubris, in the form of identity politics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 02, 2024 04:49 PM (YqDXo)

97 In order to prove his virility the White House has announced that President Biden will do a porn loop with Nina Hartley. Working title: Debate This

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 02, 2024 04:49 PM (NMNWr)

98 Bill, you should not talk about Kamala and Joe like that.....

90 Why does Biden always have " I just Pumped the Neighbor's Dog Look on His Face " ????
Posted by: Bill Clinton

Posted by: Hillary at July 02, 2024 04:49 PM (VYql4)

99 Lol. "How stupid"? That's been demonstrated. Exactly stupid enough to go along with the farce and browbeat anyone who laughed at your stupidity. That stupid. And they were right to think you were that stupid. Because that's what you all did.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 04:49 PM (BAEGB)

100 I forgot about DNC Super Delegates. Yeah, the DNC is ruthless enough to tell the super delegates to vote other than Joe.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 04:49 PM (tT6L1)

101 They should have to run that schmuck. I will be surprised if he doesn't fall down some stairs or something fishy
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 02, 2024 04:48 PM (NtVYv)
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Fell over backwards on to a dozen salad forks.

Posted by: Charlton Heston at July 02, 2024 04:49 PM (3Fz6p)

102 This whole thing is delicious. It's Greek tragedy: the Dems are being brought down by their hubris, in the form of identity politics.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 02, 2024 04:49 PM (YqDXo)
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***Nemesis has entered the race...***

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 02, 2024 04:49 PM (7fElN)

103 NOW is the time to for the torch and pitchfork protests in DC..

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 04:49 PM (o3Uyl)

104 This whole thing is delicious. It's Greek tragedy: the Dems are being brought down by their hubris, in the form of identity politics.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 02, 2024 04:49 PM (YqDXo)

Well, last month WAS Hubris, er, Pride Month, so...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 02, 2024 04:49 PM (ufFY8)

105 So Biden is losing donors.


am not, Jack. My Donettes are right here. Next to my ice cream.

Posted by: President Old Man Balls at July 02, 2024 04:50 PM (v0R5T)

106 The African American vote is already surprisingly competitive and overthrowing her in favor of two obnoxious and unlikable

**********************

She'll get the black women vote because their skulls are granite to which no amount of logic, sanity, or reasoning will ever be able to penetrate, and that's it.

Black men cant fucking stand that bitch

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 02, 2024 04:50 PM (DBZuM)

107 If Joe is found Non Compos Mentis does that mean any pardons he signs are null and void?
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I love Mentis just don't mix them with Diet Coke or it'll blow your lungs right out!

Posted by: joey biden at July 02, 2024 04:50 PM (Jh5b+)

108 This whole thing is delicious. It's Greek tragedy: the Dems are being brought down by their hubris, in the form of identity politics.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 02, 2024 04:49 PM (YqDXo)
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***Nemesis has entered the race...***
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 02, 2024 04:49 PM (7fElN)

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 02, 2024 04:51 PM (3Fz6p)

109 Anyone remotely interested in who has been running the country for the last 4 years, or nah?
Posted by: DaisyB at July 02, 2024 04:47 PM (AbL8c)

I've been surprised at how good they have been in hiding the power brokers, aside from Jill. Obviously lots of Ukranian/NeoCons form a faction. State is at least one, CIA another. There are two factions in the Israeli war, one on each side thus the split personality in recent statements. There are at least one Pentagon faction that is slow walking the rush to World War III a little bit.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 04:51 PM (eoQWY)

110 I thought it was a cold.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 04:51 PM (lX8VI)

111 I’m impressed Trump is keeping quiet.

That whole Art of War “ don’t get in your enemies way while he’s f’ing up” thing.

Posted by: Charles Martel at July 02, 2024 04:51 PM (smrxK)

112 A Bad Day's Night

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2024 04:51 PM (63Dwl)

113 Anagnoresis and peripateia waiting on the sidelines.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 02, 2024 04:51 PM (3Fz6p)

114 106 She'll get the black women vote because their skulls are granite to which no amount of logic, sanity, or reasoning will ever be able to penetrate, and that's it.

Black men cant fucking stand that bitch
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 02, 2024 04:50 PM (DBZuM)

=======

What if I told you that the black vote was mostly manufactured in blue enclaves with bad election integrity and that the black vote would be, in reality, closer to 5% of the electorate than 11%?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 04:51 PM (GBKbO)

115 Do the White House and the Delaware mansion have security to prevent Joe from wandering?
......

No, he usually just gets stuck in the hedge.

Posted by: wth at July 02, 2024 04:51 PM (v0R5T)

116 What's up the Jiggly Jill pics from Vogue that are available? She looks like she is having sympathy dementia with that long gauze off to nowhere.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 02, 2024 04:51 PM (RUmyk)

117 Anytime the name Samantha Power is mentioned and it is not followed by "who should be shot into the sun" isn't worth any brain space

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 02, 2024 04:51 PM (NMNWr)

118 Steal an election and then enshrine fraud into the state constitution and you get pretty cocky.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 02, 2024 04:47 PM (N1DT3)

Who gets a pretty cocky?
- Booty juice, no wait, VP Heels-Up, no wait, ADM Devine, no wait...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at July 02, 2024 04:51 PM (/nCD+)

119 Biden not only needs to get out, but resign from POTUS.

What if SHTF outside his couple hour window of operation? 11pm we are attacked, for example? We need someone who can answer the call and be prepared to act - act without waiting for the Adderal or what ever drug cocktail they give him to kick in.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 02, 2024 04:52 PM (N39Ws)

120 And if Joe escaped and was wandering clad in nothing but black how would they conduct the search without letting the secret out?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 02, 2024 04:49 PM (JLq/1)

"Silver Alert for a... well, he looks a lot like the President. Like, a dead ringer. But he isn't, he's just some guy. But don't try to hurt him if you see him or we'll have to kill you. Not the president. Let us know if you see him. Also... you know, maybe don't approach? Just sayin. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 04:52 PM (BAEGB)

121 I think the Secret Service put one of those Dog GPS Trackers on Biden so they know where he is at all times...


5 Do the White House and the Delaware mansion have security to prevent Joe from wandering?

Posted by: Allotta Fagina at July 02, 2024 04:52 PM (VYql4)

122 She'll get the black women vote because their skulls are granite to which no amount of logic, sanity, or reasoning will ever be able to penetrate, and that's it.
________________

We've seen that with the black female judges, lawyers, AGs, mayors, etc. They're uniformly awful.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 02, 2024 04:52 PM (YqDXo)

123 This whole thing is delicious. It's Greek tragedy: the Dems are being brought down by their hubris, in the form of identity politics.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 02, 2024 04:49 PM (YqDXo)

Well, last month WAS Hubris, er, Pride Month, so...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 02, 2024 04:49 PM (ufFY

There was a gluttony era a little while ago, but many of the spokeswomen ended up having heart attacks and dying.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 04:52 PM (eoQWY)

124 How long are these afternoon naps? 20-30 minutes? Does he hold a teddy bear during the nap?

We demand answers!

Posted by: dantesed at July 02, 2024 04:52 PM (+arps)

125 What if I told you that the black vote was mostly manufactured in blue enclaves with bad election integrity and that the black vote would be, in reality, closer to 5% of the electorate than 11%?

************************

That's just crazy talk, what's next, you gonna tell me 101% of the Philadelphia population voted in the 2020 election?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 02, 2024 04:52 PM (DBZuM)

126 ***Nemesis has entered the race...***

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 02, 2024 04:49 PM (7fElN)
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Heartache's a-going to the inside

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 04:52 PM (krQz2)

127
Biden is the best they have.

Think about that.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 04:53 PM (lX8VI)

128 "Silver Alert for a... well, he looks a lot like the President. Like, a dead ringer. But he isn't, he's just some guy. But don't try to hurt him if you see him or we'll have to kill you. Not the president. Let us know if you see him. Also... you know, maybe don't approach? Just sayin. "
Posted by: Warai-otoko

"Headquarters, please dispatch 11-year-old girl with great-smelling hair as a lure. Over.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 04:54 PM (v6JzV)

129 We've seen that with the black female judges, lawyers, AGs, mayors, etc. They're uniformly awful.

*****************

It's no accident that every based black guy I know is happily married to either a white or asian woman.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 02, 2024 04:54 PM (DBZuM)

130 please involve alternate electors please involve alternate electors please involve...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 02, 2024 04:54 PM (672l/)

131 Trump is smart to hang back. He doesn't know what their plan is and who he needs to fire at. Might as well wait to comment.

But he will have a barrage ready once any decision is apparent.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 04:54 PM (lX8VI)

132 Small anecdote: Donk moneybags down the road from me put up a huge FJB campaign sign a month or two ago.

I noticed the sign was gone when I drove by this weekend.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 02, 2024 04:54 PM (T+Iwg)

133 What if I told you that the black vote was mostly manufactured in blue enclaves with bad election integrity and that the black vote would be, in reality, closer to 5% of the electorate than 11%?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 04:51 PM (GBKbO)

I lived in a fairly black area of Chicago for years going to grad school. Never saw a single voter there other than myself. Every other place I have lived there were short lines to vote and people there.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 04:55 PM (eoQWY)

134 DHS and SecState and the whole Biden clown show say Biden is the Sharpest, Smartest, and most probing in any conversation really does not say much about their mental capability ....

Posted by: Allotta Fagina at July 02, 2024 04:55 PM (VYql4)

135 Glorious.

Posted by: GMan-27 at July 02, 2024 04:55 PM (pgwxJ)

136 It'll require the DNC to arrange a "botched robbery" for Dr. Jill to get Joey McShitpants to step aside.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 02, 2024 04:55 PM (DTX3h)

137 @12

>>Polls (spit), but damn, those internals are nasty.
Still, even if true, it's still 4 months out.

Polls would be meaningful if we actually had a legitimate electoral system.

Regardless of who is on the donk ticket, be it the The Meat Puppet or that Greasy Hump from Cali or the C**t from Michigan, the Donks control enough voting apparatuses in enough locales to fortify the election.

They have a national "voter registration" and ballot harvesting apparatus that is well funded and well staffed.

If Trump wins it is going to be by divine providence and the slimmest of margins, like 270 slim.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 02, 2024 04:55 PM (XV/Pl)

138 You know how brain dead, absolutely bonkers, insane you have to be when you:
Control all the major news media
Control all levels of government
Control all the entertainment media
Control all the schools
Control all but 1 of social media

And you think a younger messenger is the missing key to selling your message?!
The problem with Bleeding Ass Cancer is the name, you see, we just need to science it up a bit with a fresh, new name.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 02, 2024 04:55 PM (+9TzO)

139 Senior Aide: He’s fine. Best he’s ever been. Nothing to worry about.

Junior Aide: Sir, he’s walking around in one slipper and his bathrobe is on backwards.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 02, 2024 04:55 PM (u73oe)

140 Small anecdote: Donk moneybags down the road from me put up a huge FJB campaign sign a month or two ago.

I noticed the sign was gone when I drove by this weekend.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

In PA last week, we actually saw a sign that read "Let's Go Brandon!" LOL.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 04:55 PM (v6JzV)

141 " Anyone remotely interested in who has been running the country for the last 4 years, or nah?

Posted by: DaisyB"

Do you honestly think it matters which incompetent ideologue has been pulling the strings?

Aren't they all the same homogenized shit/libs?

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 04:56 PM (fV+MH)

142 Trump's not quiet:

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

·
17h
Biden’s Debate performance was rated poor, with an arrow pointing left. That means it was Less than Poor. Mine was rated, “the best in the history of Presidential Debates.” In other words, there is a BIG GAP for Crooked Joe to make up, and with his mind and memory completely shot, and marbles in his mouth, it’s not going to happen!

--------

The media is just ignoring him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 04:56 PM (GBKbO)

143 Hunter is working his chicom contacts overtime. He is opening a store on Temu to sell them.

Visa application approved $9.95!!! Get it fast!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2024 04:56 PM (evvc2)

144 No one likes a liar.

Untrue. Dems love liars. Love them. That's why they love Biden.

Posted by: blaster at July 02, 2024 04:56 PM (cvZX6)

145 Gretchen the Wicked Witch of the North

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2024 04:56 PM (fwDg9)

146 Britain had William of Orange back in the late 1600s, who waged wars against his nemesis, Louis XIV of France, the Putin of his day.

Now we have Joseph of Orange, waging wars by proxy against Russia and Israel.

William ruled England, Scotland, and Ireland alongside his wife, Queen Mary II, until his death in 1702.

Joseph of Orange ruled the United States alongside his wife, Doctor Jill of Jersey, a.k.a. Jersey Jillsey, until his descent into dementia which took place in late June of 2024.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 02, 2024 04:57 PM (ZtgZZ)

147 In Delaware we call donors "Philly cheese steaks", invented by my grandfather. No lie. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: joey biden at July 02, 2024 04:57 PM (Jh5b+)

148 Any news if the Biden ballot printing has been halted?

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 02, 2024 04:57 PM (RUmyk)

149 Like it took Thursday for them to notice. Shut the hell up!!

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at July 02, 2024 04:57 PM (ytSiK)

150 Marxists live on lies

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2024 04:57 PM (fwDg9)

151 To be fair, most of the WH workers are in the executive office building not the west wing. And the West Wing show was 100% bs.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 02, 2024 04:57 PM (U8kCF)

152 85 Given the character of the Bidens, I would be that they are holding out for a cash settlement from the DNC in order to withdraw.
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at July 02, 2024 04:44 PM (P7Iz+)

They get cash now from everyone they sell decisions to. 10 percent from the big guy. And they are too clever to trust the DNC
Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 04:47 PM (eoQWY)

Jill, at 73 and with a life that will only drop way down after this (b/c no one is giving Biden round-the-clock care for her after the White Hose) will NEVER leave. She'll happily be alternate president for as long as Biden is breathing...and then even after as she keeps him on unlimited life support.

When you have no morality, why would you ever give up power and control when you have it, and no one can make you?

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 04:57 PM (exHjb)

153 The problem with Bleeding Ass Cancer is the name, you see, we just need to science it up a bit with a fresh, new name.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 02, 2024 04:55 PM (+9TzO)

It's called a He-riod, you bigot.

And so soon after pride month. And this close to the next one.

Hmmmph.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 04:58 PM (BAEGB)

154 Leftist suck!!

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at July 02, 2024 04:58 PM (ytSiK)

155 I bet the black turnout is under 20% and has been for 50 years. *Maybe* 2008 Obama was 25-30% turnout, tops.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 02, 2024 04:58 PM (672l/)

156 I don't know about the faithless elector laws of different states. I wonder whether the following scenario is plausible: Biden can't get off the November ballot, but Democrats make clear that a vote for "Biden" in, let's say New Hampshire, will be treated as a vote for Whitmer/Newsom/whomever, and when the New Hampshire electors meet they'll actually cast their votes - the ones that count - for Whitmer/Newsom/whomever.

How possible is that? Messy no doubt.

Posted by: Henry O at July 02, 2024 04:59 PM (X5Mi4)

157 Under what worse conditions would Michelle O not jump in?

Vivek has been right.

Don't talk about Joe. Talk about the policies, because they're the same no matter who runs.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 02, 2024 04:59 PM (FxH7T)

158 Let's not start setting each other's clocks just yet, gentlemen.


That's the second time today that a reference to the same iconic line appeared. Winston Wolf had no idea his line would live forever.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 02, 2024 04:59 PM (FCbAQ)

159 I lived in a fairly black area of Chicago for years going to grad school. Never saw a single voter there other than myself. Every other place I have lived there were short lines to vote and people there.
Posted by: Oldcat

--

O'Keefe should station volunteers at every inner city polling place and provide cameras to record from the moment they open until they close up for the night.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 02, 2024 04:59 PM (672l/)

160 There is a hardcore bunch that I read there comments on our local rags website and other posts. Some are friends and others people vi just know of from around the area. Trump is a criminal a racist, Hitler etc. Biden could crap himself on stage and begin eating his diaper load and these people would still vote for him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 02, 2024 05:00 PM (NMNWr)

161 Man, Joe Biden’s wife is awful.

Posted by: Lady Macbeth at July 02, 2024 05:00 PM (40mwC)

162 Any news if the Biden ballot printing has been halted?
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
......

We gotta keep going, need 90 million of these damn things. We'll just use White Out if we need it.

Posted by: wth at July 02, 2024 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

163 O'Keefe should station volunteers at every inner city polling place and provide cameras to record from the moment they open until they close up for the night.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 02, 2024 04:59 PM (672l/)
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And wear his pimp clothes.

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 05:00 PM (krQz2)

164 Small anecdote: Donk moneybags down the road from me put up a huge FJB campaign sign a month or two ago.

I noticed the sign was gone when I drove by this weekend.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

In PA last week, we actually saw a sign that read "Let's Go Brandon!" LOL.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

A metal worker near me cut out a cut a perfect FJB silhouette and managed to get a lovely and readable "Fuck Joe Biden" along the bottom. He mounted it on his fence. I go by there on purpose for therapy reasons.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 02, 2024 05:00 PM (RUmyk)

165 So, they're throwing the deck chairs off the Titanic in hopes that it'll stop sinking?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 02, 2024 05:00 PM (+9TzO)

166 Let's not start setting each other's clocks just yet, gentlemen.


That's the second time today that a reference to the same iconic line appeared. Winston Wolf had no idea his line would live forever.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

Oh, that's some "iconic line?" I thought it was just some gay-sounding thing that Ace made up.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 05:01 PM (v6JzV)

167 Lifelong senator, making $190k tops, owns several multimillion dollar homes, including prime rehoboth beachfront. Never took a dime in graft, folks. Honest as they come.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2024 05:01 PM (evvc2)

168 Do you honestly think it matters which incompetent ideologue has been pulling the strings?

Aren't they all the same homogenized shit/libs?

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 04:56 PM (fV+MH)

I think people should be named and held accountable for this disaster. Yes.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 02, 2024 05:01 PM (AbL8c)

169 Man, Joe Biden’s wife is awful.
Posted by: Lady Macbeth at July 02, 2024 05:00 PM (40mwC)

Awful wife, awful life !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 02, 2024 05:01 PM (NtVYv)

170 See my nic.
It’s over.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 02, 2024 05:01 PM (5WgjX)

171 The only thing Mocha Jesus wants is a boy presented to him in the bent over position.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 02, 2024 05:01 PM (aFNOf)

172 Gretchen Whitmer has a voice worse than Sarah Palin and that’s really saying something. I like Sarah, but she makes me wish I was deaf.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 02, 2024 05:01 PM (u73oe)

173 I saw Bleeding Ass Cancer open for Painful Rectal Itch at the Cavern Club!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 02, 2024 05:02 PM (Jh5b+)

174 Harris is married to a white Jewish man.

The Hamas supporters are going to LOVE that.

Posted by: blaster at July 02, 2024 05:02 PM (cvZX6)

175 Just go Brandon.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2024 05:02 PM (evvc2)

176 All along, I assumed Biden's replacement would be Newsom or one of the other non-entities they keep talking about, like Shapiro or the wicked witch of Madison, but now I wonder if Democrats would turn to Joe Manchin as a fill-in candidate.

The lefties would barf and scream and probably riot, but he could be real trouble for Trump if he's their guy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 02, 2024 05:02 PM (hCrIW)

177 Do Tucker and O'Reilly have the same "source?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2024 05:02 PM (63Dwl)

178 Too many overly confident predictions that Biden stays in.

Posted by: Highlander at July 02, 2024 05:02 PM (kRhM/)

179 Simple enough. We may not know who is officially the enemy, but we know who really is. And we need to attack the press as hard as possible. Throw their lying ways in their faces.

All the time.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 02, 2024 05:02 PM (1bNHn)

180 170 See my nic.
It’s over.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 02, 2024 05:01 PM (5WgjX)

It ain't over til Jill says so...and she ain't ever saying so...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 05:02 PM (exHjb)

181 'worst fears' about ailing president have now been confirmed: 'How stupid do they think we are?'
You're stupider than most of us, evidently, because you believed them when they said Slow Joe's poop don't stink. You ate it and went, "Mmmmmmm." But you thought WE were stupid and would just vote for the Democrat no matter you threw out way. Even Democrats will only eat so much before thinking, "Hey this doesn't taste good."

Posted by: GWB at July 02, 2024 05:02 PM (Yvco0)

182 CNN: Mr. Biden why do you have the "I just Pumped the your dog look" on your face ???

Biden: You can't handle the truth. Surrounded by ugly cunt's like Jill and Kumala you would do the same thing !!!!!!

Posted by: Allotta Fagina at July 02, 2024 05:02 PM (VYql4)

183 Just saw sidebar. I hope Ace's time off is relaxing (assuming he's not trying to build shelves).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2024 05:02 PM (ynpvh)

184 "What if SHTF outside his couple hour window of operation? 11pm we are attacked, for example? We need someone who can answer the call and be prepared to act - act without waiting for the Adderal or what ever drug cocktail they give him to kick in."

One could argue that D-Day succeeded not in small part due to nobody being willing to wake Hitler. And as such, Panzer divisions stayed parked near Calais, and unable to take on the inverse at their initial most vulnerable moment.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2024 05:03 PM (a1415)

185 155 I bet the black turnout is under 20% and has been for 50 years. *Maybe* 2008 Obama was 25-30% turnout, tops.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 02, 2024 04:58 PM (672l/)

I don't have much difficulty believing that black turnout is relatively high. As a demographic, American blacks are largely clients of the federal government and see government as a means of redistributing wealth to themselves. I don't doubt they turn out in high percentages. As high as advertised in large urban setting? Nope. But probably not far off of other demos.

Posted by: But Who Knows at July 02, 2024 05:03 PM (dOqEc)

186 you believed them when they said Slow Joe's poop don't stink. You ate it and went, "Mmmmmmm." But you thought WE were stupid and would just vote for the Democrat no matter you threw out way. Even Democrats will only eat so much before thinking, "Hey this doesn't taste good."
Posted by: GWB

--

LOVE IS LOVE

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 02, 2024 05:03 PM (672l/)

187 178 Too many overly confident predictions that Biden stays in.
Posted by: Highlander at July 02, 2024 05:02 PM (kRhM/)

Well, there can be only one...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 05:03 PM (exHjb)

188 176 All along, I assumed Biden's replacement would be Newsom or one of the other non-entities they keep talking about, like Shapiro or the wicked witch of Madison, but now I wonder if Democrats would turn to Joe Manchin as a fill-in candidate.

The lefties would barf and scream and probably riot, but he could be real trouble for Trump if he's their guy.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 02, 2024 05:02 PM (hCrIW)

========

Didn't Manchin leave the party?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 05:03 PM (GBKbO)

189 "I think people should be named and held accountable for this disaster. Yes.

Posted by: DaisyB "

Well yeah.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 05:03 PM (fV+MH)

190 inverse=invaders

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 02, 2024 05:03 PM (a1415)

191 180 170 See my nic.
It’s over.
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 02, 2024 05:01 PM (5WgjX)

It ain't over til Jill says so...and she ain't ever saying so...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 05:02 PM (exHjb)

Laughing at Adam Carolla on Guttfield, where Carolla says, "When Biden says he's running, tell him he's already in his 2nd term"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2024 05:04 PM (ynpvh)

192
I forgot about DNC Super Delegates. Yeah, the DNC is ruthless enough to tell the super delegates to vote other than Joe.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 04:49 PM (tT6L1)

From WIKI:

As a result, the party has made a significant change for 2020. Superdelegates will no longer vote on the first ballot at the convention unless there is no doubt about the outcome. To win on the first ballot, the frontrunner must secure the majority of pledged delegates available during the nominating contests (primary and caucus) leading up to the Democratic Convention.
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So unless they change the rules again, they would have to go to a second ballot for Supers to vote at all

Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 05:04 PM (eoQWY)

193 If Joetato was seriously verbally abusing his staff before last Thursday, I can't imagine the level of abuse they're getting from him now.

Posted by: Gref at July 02, 2024 05:04 PM (5fDan)

194 193 If Joetato was seriously verbally abusing his staff before last Thursday, I can't imagine the level of abuse they're getting from him now.

Posted by: Gref at July 02, 2024 05:04 PM (5fDan)

I deal with this shit every day.

Posted by: Presidential Groom of the Stool at July 02, 2024 05:05 PM (ynpvh)

195 Kamala isn't ugly. I'd give her a good seeing-to if i weren't afraid the mere contact would make my dick too stupid to know which way is up anymore.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 05:05 PM (BAEGB)

196
Didn't Manchin leave the party?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 05:03 PM (GBKbO)

Yes

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 05:05 PM (IyPmt)

197 192 So unless they change the rules again, they would have to go to a second ballot for Supers to vote at all
Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 05:04 PM (eoQWY)

=======

To get rid of Joe, they have to either convince him or break a whole lot of rules, pissing off a bunch of people, and organizing a last-second switch to one person when there are several who want the job, including the sitting VP.

But sure, it's just as easy as saying it done, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 05:05 PM (GBKbO)

198 I said it on Thursday, after the debate:

Biden's Vigor Mortis has set in.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 02, 2024 05:05 PM (e6UQI)

199 How much longer until the really unhinged articles start like "What's Stopping Us from Re-Electing Obama"?

Posted by: Flyguy at July 02, 2024 05:05 PM (HA1lM)

200 I don't have much difficulty believing that black turnout is relatively high. As a demographic, American blacks are largely clients of the federal government and see government as a means of redistributing wealth to themselves. I don't doubt they turn out in high percentages. As high as advertised in large urban setting? Nope. But probably not far off of other demos.
Posted by: But Who Knows

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I bet it would be shocking to know the true numbers. I'm leaning towards low teens.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 02, 2024 05:05 PM (672l/)

201 That would be the beauty of Sundowner staying in the race until the convention then maybe tossing him out. Less time to print new ballots.
There certainly is no legal way until then to switch candidates

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2024 05:06 PM (fwDg9)

202 "I like Sarah, but she makes me wish I was deaf."

Huh. Never got that.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 05:06 PM (fV+MH)

203 Black Democrat Warns ‘We Gon' Blow The Party Up' if They Choose White Man Over Kamala - Twitchy

We have that.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 02, 2024 05:06 PM (aFNOf)

204 Even Democrats will only eat so much before thinking, "Hey this doesn't taste good."
Posted by: GWB
.....

Chew with your mouth closed, and swallow before speaking.

Posted by: wth at July 02, 2024 05:06 PM (v0R5T)

205 From WIKI:

As a result, the party has made a significant change for 2020. Superdelegates will no longer vote on the first ballot at the convention unless there is no doubt about the outcome. To win on the first ballot, the frontrunner must secure the majority of pledged delegates available during the nominating contests (primary and caucus) leading up to the Democratic Convention.
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So unless they change the rules again, they would have to go to a second ballot for Supers to vote at all
Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 05:04 PM (eoQWY)

They also greatly reduced the number of supers...

If Biden doesn't get the convention vote, there will be an instant court case from the Bidens...and all hell breaks loose...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 05:06 PM (exHjb)

206 Imagine how furious many of those big money donors are. They were repeatedly assured that not only was Biden mentally up for the job, but that Trump was going to be sentenced to prison before the convention.

And in the space of just five days the entire gaslighting and lawfare scheme has been blown to pieces.

Posted by: Just reporting at July 02, 2024 05:06 PM (scll+)

207 LOVE IS LOVE
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 02, 2024 05:03 PM (672l/)
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Which is why Joe should never be allowed to "love" ice cream in public.

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 05:06 PM (krQz2)

208 Given the character of the Bidens, I would be that they are holding out for a cash settlement from the DNC in order to withdraw.
--'
Get J. G. Wentworth on the line!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 02, 2024 05:06 PM (+9TzO)

209 So unless they change the rules again, they would have to go to a second ballot for Supers to vote at all
Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 05:04 PM (eoQWY)


What will be interesting is that they are going to do the roll call vote on a Zoom call this month not at the convention.

Posted by: blaster at July 02, 2024 05:07 PM (cvZX6)

210 Flyguy nothing, Mooch is rested and available

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2024 05:07 PM (fwDg9)

211 "The spin from Jeh Johnson: Don't worry, Democrats, it's the Deep State that's running things anyway."

Analysis: true.

The transition underway is from oligarchy to totalitarian shithole country now, which is why it is so glaringly obvious. The elected officials might as well be hand puppets.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 02, 2024 05:07 PM (KSNKu)

212 I wonder if Jill at least gives Joe amazing age play sex for feeling guilty for using him the world's best 'Weekend at Bernie's' parody....

Posted by: Stateless at July 02, 2024 05:07 PM (jvJvP)

213 You better hope President Biden stays in, as he's the only candidate Trump could compete with. Whitmer or Newsome would win easily, and Michele would be too good to be true.

Posted by: Sid at July 02, 2024 05:07 PM (erJlO)

214 Earlier in his reign, it was claimed that Biden was a night owl and this explained why he showed up at lunch with the impressions from his CPAP machine on his face. Now the message is his workday is 11-4, inclusive of nap time. It's just weird that his staff make no effort to be consistent from one day to the next.

Related to sleep - my sleep tracker indicates I get minimal deep sleep. I have a cold and wake up several times a night after which, apparently, I fall into deep sleep. In total, deep sleep with a cold was more than 3X deep sleep when healthy. Also different is REM sleep with the cold is almost non-existent. Probably just part of my accelerating descent into the grave.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 02, 2024 05:07 PM (ogTiX)

215 So unless they change the rules again, they would have to go to a second ballot for Supers to vote at all
Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 05:04 PM (eoQWY)
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Changing rules to get their desired outcome is how Democrats operate. This is barely an inconvenience.

Their people will holler about it, but, in the end, will vote for whomever the DNC foists off on them.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 05:07 PM (tT6L1)

216 207 LOVE IS LOVE
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 02, 2024 05:03 PM (672l/)
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Which is why Joe should never be allowed to "love" ice cream in public.

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 05:06 PM (krQz2)

that was cold, man.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2024 05:07 PM (ynpvh)

217 ... and Mooch wants to stay rested.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 02, 2024 05:07 PM (gKWVE)

218 Posted by: Sid at July 02, 2024 05:07 PM (erJlO)

'sup Joe.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 02, 2024 05:08 PM (gKWVE)

219 VIA, we saw what happened when he got our soldiers killed in Afghanistan. He was out to lunch in more ways than one.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2024 05:08 PM (K+Odn)

220 Relax, he's not dropping out. 52% of Democrats want him to stay in and Hunter has some seriously profitable crimes planned for 2026 that will require pardons.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at July 02, 2024 05:08 PM (KFqMm)

221 I don't have much difficulty believing that black turnout is relatively high. As a demographic, American blacks are largely clients of the federal government and see government as a means of redistributing wealth to themselves. I don't doubt they turn out in high percentages. As high as advertised in large urban setting? Nope. But probably not far off of other demos.
Posted by: But Who Knows at July 02, 2024 05:03 PM (dOqEc)

Nope, I have seen it (or the lack of it) in Chicago. My brother too lived on the other side of town, he was the only registered voter in an entire apartment block.

Alderman races (50 districts) in minority areas of chicago) are often won with vote counts of 10-15000.

This is how AOC beat a very influential dude in NYC in a primary. Her handlers mobilized about 17000 or so new voters and kicked him right out.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 05:08 PM (eoQWY)

222 206 Imagine how furious many of those big money donors are. They were repeatedly assured that not only was Biden mentally up for the job, but that Trump was going to be sentenced to prison before the convention.

And in the space of just five days the entire gaslighting and lawfare scheme has been blown to pieces.

Posted by: Just reporting at July 02, 2024 05:06 PM (scll+)

And we actually have to thanks Roberts for that - he wrote the opinion and was the 5th vote for doing the right thing (since ACB concurred, but wanted it narrower - but there are 5 votes killing the court case).

Who thought D insanity would rehabilitate Roberts this term?

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 05:09 PM (exHjb)

223 Black Democrat Warns ‘We Gon' Blow The Party Up'

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hahahaha

They gon

But yeah, civic duty minded demographically.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 02, 2024 05:09 PM (672l/)

224 206 Imagine how furious many of those big money donors are. They were repeatedly assured that not only was Biden mentally up for the job, but that Trump was going to be sentenced to prison before the convention.

And in the space of just five days the entire gaslighting and lawfare scheme has been blown to pieces.

Posted by: Just reporting at July 02, 2024 05:06 PM (scll+)

========

"I believed you, not my lying eyes!"
-idiot

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 05:09 PM (GBKbO)

225 Related to sleep - my sleep tracker indicates I get minimal deep sleep. I have a cold and wake up several times a night after which, apparently, I fall into deep sleep. In total, deep sleep with a cold was more than 3X deep sleep when healthy. Also different is REM sleep with the cold is almost non-existent. Probably just part of my accelerating descent into the grave.
Posted by: Oglebay

NyQuil is the bomb.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 02, 2024 05:09 PM (V9Kth)

226 Still thinking Hunter ODs before the convention and Biden resigns to spend more time showering with his womenfolk

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 02, 2024 05:09 PM (NMNWr)

227 If they wanted to replace him before the convention, how would the do it? The primaries are over. If they wait til the convention, that leaves two months until the election.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 02, 2024 05:09 PM (u73oe)

228 220 Relax, he's not dropping out. 52% of Democrats want him to stay in and Hunter has some seriously profitable crimes planned for 2026 that will require pardons.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at July 02, 2024 05:08 PM (KFqMm)

Yo, Pete, how's it hanging?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2024 05:09 PM (ynpvh)

229 I thought a bunch of White House staffers were fired after the family confab during the weekend? Did Biden, Inc. find more warm bodies to replace them?

Posted by: mrp at July 02, 2024 05:10 PM (rj6Yv)

230 Let's not start setting each other's clocks just yet, gentlemen.


That's the second time today that a reference to the same iconic line appeared. Winston Wolf had no idea his line would live forever.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 02, 2024 04:59 PM (FCbAQ)
***

I've heard that saying before, but never knew the source.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2024 05:10 PM (W/lyH)

231 It's just weird that his staff make no effort to be consistent from one day to the next.

Because there are no consequences for lying

Posted by: blaster at July 02, 2024 05:10 PM (cvZX6)

232 227 If they wanted to replace him before the convention, how would the do it? The primaries are over. If they wait til the convention, that leaves two months until the election.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 02, 2024 05:09 PM (u73oe)

=======

Break party rules, convince him to drop out and release his delegates, or kill him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 05:10 PM (GBKbO)

233 Black Democrat Warns ‘We Gon' Blow The Party Up' if They Choose White Man Over Kamala - Twitchy
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Hmmm.

Will this upstart rabble rouse out Joe's racist streak?

Are we inching closer to the rage stroke, spittle flecked n-word laced cursing tirade?

Stay tuned!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 02, 2024 05:10 PM (+9TzO)

234 Start having parties celebrating two fantastic terms and eight great years. Biden would buy in.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 02, 2024 05:10 PM (JLq/1)

235 "we have a lot of experience keeping -- and spreading -- the faith in moments where we're counted out by staying focused on delivering for the American people and building on the most successful record of any modern presidency."

"Spreading the faith" Ugggh. Pleeeeeese-let's not make Biden a stand in for Jesus.,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2024 05:10 PM (oUxZc)

236 Obama called the Biden family dynamics "weird shit,"

Barack Obama Sr was a married father of two when he met a 17 year old girl whose own father wanted a son so much he named his daughter "Stanley"; Barack and Stanley got married six months before she gave birth to Barack Jr*. When the baby was a month old, Stanley left her husband in Hawaii to move to Seattle, returning only after he moved to Massachusetts. When the child was six, she took him with her to Indonesia where her second husband lived, then sent the child back to Hawaii to be raised by her parents when he was ten.

* despite the name there are persistent rumors that the father was a friend of Stanley's father named Frank Marshall Davis, a Communist who published a largely autobiographical novel titled "Sex Rebel" in which Davis described having sex with minors, including children of his friends.

Posted by: bgates at July 02, 2024 05:10 PM (f6j5r)

237 they worked for Demosthenes...

Demosthenes did not succeed until he'd lost all his marbles.
Joe's getting ready, any day now.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 02, 2024 05:11 PM (zdLoL)

238 >>To get rid of Joe, they have to either convince him or break a whole lot of rules, pissing off a bunch of people, and organizing a last-second switch to one person when there are several who want the job, including the sitting VP.

>>But sure, it's just as easy as saying it done, I guess.

I don't know why some seem to think it will be so hard to convince him.

There are public ways to convince him and not so public ways.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 05:11 PM (LkLld)

239 Break party rules, convince him to drop out and release his delegates, or kill him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 05:10 PM (GBKbO)

Yeah, see, with no heir apparent who would protect them, they really can't go with Curtain #3...#2 will never happen...so #1 would be chaos...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 05:11 PM (exHjb)

240 235 "we have a lot of experience keeping -- and spreading -- the faith in moments where we're counted out by staying focused on delivering for the American people and building on the most successful record of any modern presidency."

"Spreading the faith" Ugggh. Pleeeeeese-let's not make Biden a stand in for Jesus.,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2024 05:10 PM (oUxZc)

Yeah. I thought Obama was that guy to the Dems.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 02, 2024 05:11 PM (ynpvh)

241 i think the Dem braintrust is more debilitated than Joe, and that's typing a lot.

Posted by: mrp at July 02, 2024 05:12 PM (rj6Yv)

242 229 I thought a bunch of White House staffers were fired after the family confab during the weekend? Did Biden, Inc. find more warm bodies to replace them?
Posted by: mrp


I read they were sword tipping Anita Dunn and Ron Klaine toward the end of the plank.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 02, 2024 05:12 PM (aFNOf)

243 238 I don't know why some seem to think it will be so hard to convince him.

There are public ways to convince him and not so public ways.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 05:11 PM (LkLld)

========

It doesn't matter anyway.

Joe Biden was convinced into giving up the presidency in early 2023, handing over the reins to Kamala so that she could have a shot at 10 years in the presidency.

There was even an agreement, I was assured.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 05:12 PM (GBKbO)

244 Key Democrat donors threaten to pull plug if Biden doesn't resign, as furious party insiders reveal 'worst fears' about ailing president have now been confirmed: 'How stupid do they think we are?'


... asks the guy who just gave the dems $300,000??? I think the question answers itself.

Posted by: LASue at July 02, 2024 05:12 PM (Kcw7x)

245 I'm watching to see how hard Kumala gets pushed to do more campaign events, speeches and Sunday shows. If she isn't out there she is most likely as done as Bribe'em

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2024 05:12 PM (K+Odn)

246 So Joe has another 2 1/2 months to deteriorate until the next debate? Think he will be better?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 02, 2024 05:12 PM (pohLc)

247 171 The only thing Mocha Jesus wants is a boy presented to him in the bent over position.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 02, 2024 05:01 PM (aFNOf)

He must have read my book.

Posted by: Muhammad at July 02, 2024 05:13 PM (40mwC)

248 . I'm leaning towards low teens.

Biden leans towards low teens to sniff hair.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 02, 2024 05:13 PM (s1aIn)

249 Here is one of those not so public ways. Or do you think the media that works for the DNC just all turned on him at once by magic?

@maggieNYT

"The preparations, which took place over six days, never started before 11 a.m. and Mr. Biden was given time for an afternoon nap each day, according to a person familiar with the process."

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 05:13 PM (LkLld)

250 I don't know why some seem to think it will be so hard to convince him.

There are public ways to convince him and not so public ways.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 05:11 PM (LkLld)

The Biden family is its own mafia with international connections everywhere...who's gonna risk that? And the Bidens have zero morals when it comes to personal money, power, and control.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 05:13 PM (exHjb)

251 245 I'm watching to see how hard Kumala gets pushed to do more campaign events, speeches and Sunday shows. If she isn't out there she is most likely as done as Bribe'em
Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2024 05:12 PM (K+Odn)

Best to keep her hidden too...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 05:13 PM (IyPmt)

252 Will this upstart rabble rouse out Joe's racist streak?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 02, 2024 05:10 PM (+9TzO)
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They put riot fires on the TV and put chyrons over them saying "Mostly Peaceful".

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 05:13 PM (krQz2)

253 Who thought D insanity would rehabilitate Roberts this term?
Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 05:09 PM (exHjb)

Sorry, its the Wesley Crusher rule: Putting the entire ship in extreme danger doesn't make you a hero. It makes you a menace that still should be spaced.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 05:13 PM (eoQWY)

254 Kamala is half Jamaican black, and half dot head, both of which are not considered blacks by most afro Americans.

Only white lefties would have the brass to say otherwise, and only Dems would be stupid enough to believe it.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 02, 2024 05:13 PM (wBaIH)

255 238 I don't know why some seem to think it will be so hard to convince him.

There are public ways to convince him and not so public ways.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 05:11 PM (LkLld)


Nailed it, although the threat has to be conveyed to his conservator.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 02, 2024 05:14 PM (KSNKu)

256 $300,000 is piddlin change. Donors put mega millions into those PACs.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2024 05:14 PM (K+Odn)

257 249 Here is one of those not so public ways. Or do you think the media that works for the DNC just all turned on him at once by magic?

@maggieNYT

"The preparations, which took place over six days, never started before 11 a.m. and Mr. Biden was given time for an afternoon nap each day, according to a person familiar with the process."
Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 05:13 PM (LkLld)

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I also know that the DNC is working to formalize Biden's nomination weeks early, on 7/21, to end this drama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 05:14 PM (GBKbO)

258 Yeah, Biden's more like Abu Bakr. Some old guy the Arabs propped up as the standin after the Prophet died of dysentery.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 02, 2024 05:14 PM (gKWVE)

259 249 Here is one of those not so public ways. Or do you think the media that works for the DNC just all turned on him at once by magic?

@maggieNYT

"The preparations, which took place over six days, never started before 11 a.m. and Mr. Biden was given time for an afternoon nap each day, according to a person familiar with the process."
Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 05:13 PM (LkLld)

You think Jill and Joe won't just get retribution against the reporter and sick some aspect of Fed Gov on them? Nothing about that would make them quit...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 05:15 PM (exHjb)

260 Break party rules, convince him to drop out and release his delegates, or kill him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 05:10 PM (GBKbO)

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Ok, but they’d still have to wait for the convention, right?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 02, 2024 05:15 PM (u73oe)

261 >>The Biden family is its own mafia with international connections everywhere...who's gonna risk that? And the Bidens have zero morals when it comes to personal money, power, and control.

You've got to be kidding.

Joe is a pawn. He and his garbage family were allowed to make money overseas. There are much bigger players in this game than Joe frigging Biden.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 05:15 PM (LkLld)

262 You know, being blown out an airlock into space wouldn't be the worst way to die.

Posted by: wth at July 02, 2024 05:15 PM (v0R5T)

263 Consider this:
The person most absolutely, unequivocally, bitterly opposed to Kamala becoming President is .... Joe.

1) he only chose her to sate the blacks
2) he has never, ever positioned her for success
3) she is supposed to be, by purpose of office, the next President

And yet .... Biden refuses to let her be the historic first black female President.

Just how racist is Biden?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 02, 2024 05:15 PM (+9TzO)

264 I'm watching to see how hard Kumala gets pushed to do more campaign events, speeches and Sunday shows. If she isn't out there she is most likely as done as Bribe'em
Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2024 05:12 PM (K+Odn)

Best to keep her hidden too...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 05:13 PM (IyPmt)

Kamala's one sign of political savvy is not being the one to get the blame when given crap jobs. Remember when they made her the border czar and she refused to go there, then flew to El Paso for 5 minutes and then off to VietNam?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 05:15 PM (eoQWY)

265 'They're p***ing on our legs and telling us it's raining. It's insulting. How stupid do they think we are?'
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We know how stupid you are.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 02, 2024 05:15 PM (RIvkX)

266 Well we know Dr. Jill didn't pick out the white coat dress she's wearing on the cover of Vogue because it actually fits her. Everything else I've seen her in just looks like heck because it's usually too small.
Posted by: Tuna at July 02, 2024 04:42 PM (oaGWv)

Better than usual, definitely-- but those sleeves are a good 1-2 inches too long. Even cover stylists can't fix her.

Posted by: LASue at July 02, 2024 05:15 PM (Kcw7x)

267 260 Ok, but they’d still have to wait for the convention, right?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 02, 2024 05:15 PM (u73oe)

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For the first, yeah. For the other two? Nope.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 05:15 PM (GBKbO)

268 Brezhnev, Chernenko, Andropov, Gromyko. Damn, those Commies dropped like flies in the 80s.

Posted by: mrp at July 02, 2024 05:16 PM (rj6Yv)

269
Imagine being the editor of the Stephanopolis interview with Biden Friday.

Posted by: Auspex at July 02, 2024 05:16 PM (j4U/Z)

270 The Democrats have a very successful history of politically convenient deaths.

So don't count that out as a solution for The Democrats with Biden.

If they can get Harris aboard Airforce One at the same time as Biden...,look out below cuz that plane is going down.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 02, 2024 05:16 PM (G0Mch)

271 $300,000 is piddlin change. Donors put mega millions into those PACs.
Posted by: Ben Had


300K ? Might last about a month.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at July 02, 2024 05:17 PM (v0R5T)

272 I also know that the DNC is working to formalize Biden's nomination weeks early, on 7/21, to end this drama.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 05:14 PM (GBKbO)


Well they are doing that because they screwed up on scheduling the convention after the Ohio law said they had to have a nominee selected for the ballot.

Posted by: blaster at July 02, 2024 05:17 PM (cvZX6)

273 271 $300,000 is piddlin change. Donors put mega millions into those PACs.
Posted by: Ben Had


300K ? Might last about a month.
Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at July 02, 2024 05:17 PM (v0R5T)

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John Bolton will suck yo dick for $10,000, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 05:17 PM (GBKbO)

274 >>You think Jill and Joe won't just get retribution against the reporter and sick some aspect of Fed Gov on them? Nothing about that would make them quit...

Uh huh. Who do you think is running this country? It's not Joe and Jill.

The intel community could run a coup to take down Trump but they are cowed by the awesome power of Joe and Jill?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 05:17 PM (LkLld)

275 I'm glad for all this happy news, lately. It's been a long time coming.

Posted by: ALH at July 02, 2024 05:17 PM (xJEPL)

276 I’ll bet the real fight is who gets a pardon on the way out the door and who doesn’t.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 02, 2024 05:17 PM (u73oe)

277 Imagine being the editor of the Stephanopolis interview with Biden Friday.
Posted by: Auspex at July 02, 2024 05:16 PM (j4U/Z)

LOL... There are gonna be so many cuts it's gonna look like one of those old news reels

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 05:17 PM (IyPmt)

278 261 >>The Biden family is its own mafia with international connections everywhere...who's gonna risk that? And the Bidens have zero morals when it comes to personal money, power, and control.

You've got to be kidding.

Joe is a pawn. He and his garbage family were allowed to make money overseas. There are much bigger players in this game than Joe frigging Biden.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 05:15 PM (LkLld)

And Jill knows all of them...and has no responsibility for anything. This has been my point. Jill holds ALL the cards, and she can out everyone everywhere with no issues for herself b/c she has no job at the White House...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 05:18 PM (exHjb)

279 272 Well they are doing that because they screwed up on scheduling the convention after the Ohio law said they had to have a nominee selected for the ballot.

Posted by: blaster at July 02, 2024 05:17 PM (cvZX6)

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The original date for that fix was 8/7.

They've been talking about moving it up to 7/21 for the past couple of days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 05:18 PM (GBKbO)

280 'How stupid do they think we are?'

Oh, a minimum of Avogadro's Number of milliKohns.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 02, 2024 05:18 PM (/4jGt)

281 The donors can threaten this and that all they want. Once it becomes clear that Biden isn't going anywhere, the money will continue to flow.
After all, Bad Orange Man must be stopped.

What are the chances Biden's vicious ego and pride hasn't been hurt in all this. Yeah, sure, he's just going to tuck his tail and whimper away. NOT.

Posted by: Bach in Black at July 02, 2024 05:18 PM (+oqUV)

282 The GOPe is frantically searching for a way to fuck this all up. I guarantee it.

Posted by: Archer at July 02, 2024 05:18 PM (IDphi)

283 >>And Jill knows all of them...and has no responsibility for anything. This has been my point. Jill holds ALL the cards, and she can out everyone everywhere with no issues for herself b/c she has no job at the White House...

Ok. Let's see how it goes.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 05:18 PM (LkLld)

284 248 . I'm leaning towards low teens.

Biden leans towards low teens to sniff hair.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 02, 2024 05:13 PM (s1aIn)


I know how this game works!

Jan or Cindy?

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at July 02, 2024 05:18 PM (OiAR7)

285 Like Gutfeld said the other night- the MFM isn't panicked because what they saw; they're panicked because what you saw. (Although I think WE have been seeing this for 4 + years.)

Posted by: LASue at July 02, 2024 05:19 PM (Kcw7x)

286 Johnson making a case for all those other people is literally not making "a case for Biden".

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 02, 2024 05:19 PM (CjgNg)

287 John Bolton will suck yo dick for $10,000, you know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges

That mustache might tickle my balls too much.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at July 02, 2024 05:19 PM (v0R5T)

288 262 You know, being blown out an airlock into space wouldn't be the worst way to die.

Posted by: wth at July 02, 2024 05:15 PM 

My mind drifted at 'being blown....'

Posted by: Stateless at July 02, 2024 05:19 PM (jvJvP)

289 And yet .... Biden refuses to let her be the historic first black female President.

Just how racist is Biden?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 02, 2024 05:15 PM (+9TzO)

he's racist enough, but Kamala is just one of a long series of times where a ruler gains job security by having your successor be an obvious idiot nobody could want to replace you with them.

Obama appointed Biden himself on the same principle.

King Charles II in England famously told his heir James when he reported a murder plot to him - "James, nobody in the nation would kill me to put you on the throne". When he became king, there was a revolution and civil war to get rid of him.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 05:19 PM (eoQWY)

290 Ahhhh democrats acting like victims. Enexpectedly.

Posted by: scampydog at July 02, 2024 05:19 PM (2bFN5)

291 That's the second time today that a reference to the same iconic line appeared. Winston Wolf had no idea his line would live forever.
Posted by: OneEyedJack

Oh, that's some "iconic line?" I thought it was just some gay-sounding thing that Ace made up.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 05:01 PM (v6JzV)

Here's the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr_4pv41oTM

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 02, 2024 05:20 PM (FCbAQ)

292 I wonder if Barry ever contempled this when he supposedly said 'Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f*ck things up'. Gotta say when the end finally arrived it has been far more spectacular than I anticipated. Since it is looking doubtful he politically survives this I want his destruction to be 10 times worse than I can imagine. I try not be vindictive but this time I am making an exception.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 02, 2024 05:21 PM (EfuUT)

293 Steppy's gonna do an ass kissin, but wipin interview. WoW

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2024 05:21 PM (K+Odn)

294 The same poodles telling you a week ago that Glitch Biden was a "cheap fake" are telling you the only problem is Joe suddenly got old last week.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 02, 2024 05:22 PM (+9TzO)

295 I’ll bet the real fight is who gets a pardon on the way out the door and who doesn’t.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 02, 2024 05:17 PM (u73oe)

be funny they put it off too long and Biden drops dead on Jan 18th or so before they get it all signed.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 05:22 PM (eoQWY)

296 251 245 I'm watching to see how hard Kumala gets pushed to do more campaign events, speeches and Sunday shows. If she isn't out there she is most likely as done as Bribe'em
Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2024 05:12 PM (K+Odn)

Best to keep her hidden too...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 05:13 PM (IyPmt)


If Kamala succeeds Joe, the only thing that changes is some of the text on the TelePrompter of the United States and the Note Cards of the United States, replacing Joe's favorite phrases and words with Kamala's favorites. The messaging, gaslighting, and lies will be exactly the same.

Posted by: Gref at July 02, 2024 05:22 PM (5fDan)

297 You know, being blown out an airlock into space wouldn't be the worst way to die. Posted by: wth

I was contemplating what getting caught in a rip tide at Rehoboth Beach would be like.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 02, 2024 05:23 PM (EfuUT)

298 I for one am immensely enjoying the rampant, clothes ripping, leftard agony. Hurt more, bitches.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 02, 2024 05:23 PM (pohLc)

299 Why isn't anyone talking about Jill running in Joe's place? She is acting president now anyway. Plus she is a doctor.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2024 05:23 PM (evvc2)

300 The Daily Caller recently reported on the animosity between the Bidens and the Obamas.

Biden hates Obama.

Obama publicly belittled Biden when Biden was VP, and I'm sure it's a source of hatred that Obama just waltzed in and became the Democratic nominee, while Biden tried to be the nominee repeatedly and kept losing.

The fact that Obama didn't go into the sunset, like every previous President, but stayed in DC and built a political organization to run the Democratic Party is also a source of hatred.

So no, Barky telling Joe to split is going to make Joe and DOCTOR Jill and Hunter just dig in their heels.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 02, 2024 05:23 PM (uxCna)

301 The morning after the debate Biden Camp said they received more donations than Trump. THEY LIED.
...again

Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2024 05:23 PM (ozQLF)

302 That chick Sharon Stone played in Casino comes to mind regarding Jill. Careful there worse woman on earth.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 02, 2024 05:23 PM (Z8Yh2)

303 The last 4-5 days have been the most pudding dipping worthy outside of a good election outcome.

Even if things turn to shit afterwards(they most certainly still can) , we'll always have these moments.

Posted by: theATL at July 02, 2024 05:23 PM (GhJWt)

304 Does jill have a snuke?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2024 05:24 PM (evvc2)

305 Well we know Dr. Jill didn't pick out the white coat dress she's wearing on the cover of Vogue because it actually fits her. Everything else I've seen her in just looks like heck because it's usually too small.
Posted by: Tuna at July 02, 2024 04:42 PM (oaGWv)

Better than usual, definitely-- but those sleeves are a good 1-2 inches too long. Even cover stylists can't fix her.
Posted by: LASue at July 02, 2024 05:15 PM (Kcw7x)
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Agreed but I think the sleeves were intended to help hide very old, wrinkly hands.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 02, 2024 05:24 PM (0xS3U)

306 be funny they put it off too long and Biden drops dead on Jan 18th or so before they get it all signed.

I'm sure that's Hunter's nightmare.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 02, 2024 05:24 PM (uxCna)

307 If Kamala succeeds Joe, the only thing that changes is some of the text on the TelePrompter of the United States and the Note Cards of the United States, replacing Joe's favorite phrases and words with Kamala's favorites. The messaging, gaslighting, and lies will be exactly the same.
Posted by: Gref at July 02, 2024 05:22 PM (5fDan)

Plenty of examples of the despised heir getting even when they suddenly get real power.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 05:25 PM (eoQWY)

308 Right on cue after the debate, the two Watergate relics Bernstein and Woodward crawled out and gave their "opinions" about Biden's dementia, etc. Shut up. Woodward wrote books about Trump but apparently Biden was too clean to write about eh Bob?

Posted by: Cheri at July 02, 2024 05:25 PM (oiNtH)

309 Um, I didn’t say anything about clocks.

Posted by: The Wolf at July 02, 2024 05:25 PM (tAhMh)

310 This entire convoluted mess could be avoided if the media were honest. But no, they now pretend to be snookered. PLEASE

The silence from the WH tells me they don't any actual votes thanks to "We just made sure Trump wont win!" algorithm.

By the way, where is that little commie who was bragging about that on Twitter in 2020 anyway?

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 02, 2024 05:26 PM (XLfSN)

311 Gref, my thought is if they don't start putting her front and center it might indicate that she is off the ticket as well.

Honestly, I think the DNC would be happy to let Bribe'em/Harris take the fall and be rid of her forever.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2024 05:26 PM (K+Odn)

312 Imagine being the editor of the Stephanopolis interview with Biden Friday.
Posted by: Auspex at July 02, 2024 05:16 PM (j4U/Z)



Stephanopolis sure is a smarmy little shit isn't he?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2024 05:27 PM (W/lyH)

313 306 be funny they put it off too long and Biden drops dead on Jan 18th or so before they get it all signed.


I don't want him to drop dead.. Too easy.. I want him to go into a vegetative state and live to be 100.. A burden to his Family

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 05:27 PM (IyPmt)

314 I wonder if Barry ever contempled this when he supposedly said 'Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f*ck things up'.
...
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 02, 2024 05:21 PM (EfuUT)

I don't think Joe is the one that f*cked things up. That falls squarely on the shoulders of the puppet-masters. They are the ones that f*cked up royally. Arrogant, self-righteous, sneering idiots who give not one sh*t for the country and the people in it. And right now, they are cornered rats.

Posted by: mrp at July 02, 2024 05:27 PM (rj6Yv)

315 285 Like Gutfeld said the other night- the MFM isn't panicked because what they saw; they're panicked because what you saw. (Although I think WE have been seeing this for 4 + years.)
Posted by: LASue at July 02, 2024 05:19 PM (Kcw7x)

The mouthpieces were dumb enough to believe we were buying what they were selling.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 02, 2024 05:27 PM (tAhMh)

316 Steppy's gonna do an ass kissin, but wipin interview. WoW
Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2024 05:21 PM (K+Odn)

I'm sure he thought his getting out of the political biz on the high side and getting a cushy job sitting in a high chair was so clever at the time.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 05:28 PM (eoQWY)

317 that faux NYPost cover is delightfully cruel

Posted by: Don Black at July 02, 2024 05:28 PM (/7KEl)

318 >>Honestly, I think the DNC would be happy to let Bribe'em/Harris take the fall and be rid of her forever.

The most logical and easiest replacement for Joe is Harris. And she's not going to win.

Replacing Joe with Harris accomplishes the same thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 05:29 PM (LkLld)

319 DeepState - > Valerie Jarrett / Susan Rice -- > conduit Obama
-- > Anita Dunn > White House staff > the Biden's.

Jill and Kanela do as they are told. Sometimes they don't understand what they are told.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2024 05:29 PM (ozQLF)

320 I see nothing everywhere that says they like The Ho.
No one likes her

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2024 05:29 PM (fwDg9)

321 I don't want him to drop dead.. Too easy.. I want him to go into a vegetative state and live to be 100.. A burden to his Family
Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 05:27 PM (IyPmt)

Ha, they will race to unplug the life support. Need a better scenario than that.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 05:29 PM (eoQWY)

322 The fact that Obama didn't go into the sunset, like every previous President, but stayed in DC and built a political organization to run the Democratic Party is also a source of hatred.

So no, Barky telling Joe to split is going to make Joe and DOCTOR Jill and Hunter just dig in their heels.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

I contend that Jiggly Jill's Big Mike envy is non trivial contributing factor for what is going on: Jiggly Two Terms.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 02, 2024 05:29 PM (EfuUT)

323 297 You know, being blown out an airlock into space wouldn't be the worst way to die. Posted by: wth

I was contemplating what getting caught in a rip tide at Rehoboth Beach would be like.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 02, 2024 05:23 PM (EfuUT)


Doctors examining the remains of the Columbia astronauts and learning from the engineers the depressurization rate of the Crew Cabin, concluded the astronauts were rendered unconscious within seconds and were clinically dead soon after.

Posted by: Gref at July 02, 2024 05:30 PM (5fDan)

324 I said tomorrow after 3pm but I have a hunch that doesn't get Hunter off the hook.

Posted by: DanMan at July 02, 2024 05:30 PM (8uzBS)

325 It’s funny because in”OUR DEMOCRACY “ the big money donors decide who the candidate will be despite primary voting.

Representative government, you guyz!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2024 05:31 PM (Hkcdp)

326 the Stevienoxious interview has ONE JOB:

Make the Old Man look good
this is the Party trying to rehabilitate the old basterd

Posted by: Don Black at July 02, 2024 05:31 PM (/7KEl)

327 > "Like Gutfeld said the other night- the MFM isn't panicked because what they saw; they're panicked because what you saw. (Although I think WE have been seeing this for 4 + years.)"--Posted by: LASue

Yes. Democrat media aren't "shocked" or upset that Biden is senile. They're mad they can't hide it anymore and their lying, gaslighting denials about it have been exposed.

Posted by: Just reporting at July 02, 2024 05:31 PM (scll+)

328 i think a lot of the dems thought biden could hold out till the election and they'd somehow pull off a win.

if they do and take the senate with more than a bare majority, come january, they will get kamala a federal appeals court judgeship and replace her with, who knows, hillary or moochelle or someone equally horribly left wing, then biden can take his early retirement after he stumbles through the inauguration

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 05:31 PM (CWTWj)

329 '"Doing that for the next five months is not going to be enough,' the fundraiser guest said, stressing that Biden's understandably anxious supporters deserve reassurance that he is capable of defeating Donald Trump in November..."

Ahem.

Posted by: Bullsh*t Plandemic II at July 02, 2024 05:31 PM (5FPX4)

330 Keep in mind the deal Joe is most proud of in his life is the bribe of Ukraine to stop investigating his son.

He's the coke-sniffing negotiator guy from Die Hard but his brains are already splattered.

Now we're at the hostage scene in Fifth Element and Jill is yelling, "send someone in to negotiate!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 02, 2024 05:32 PM (+9TzO)

331 Another official put it more bluntly: "Everyone is freaking the f*** out."

Of course they are. They're probably out of work. Back in the late seventies, I knew a woman who worked for a senator. IIRC the senator decided not to run again. When I knew her, she was running around Grand Rapids trying to dig up a job that was comparable to the one she had.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 02, 2024 05:32 PM (0Htd1)

332 Don Black, yep. Think it will work?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2024 05:32 PM (K+Odn)

333 Someone should do a meme of sweating guy between two buttons:
1. Start thermonuclear war with Russia
2. Elect Trump
Only its too true.

Posted by: Zek at July 02, 2024 05:33 PM (5FPX4)

334 Next debate, Biden drools, mouth moves and garbled nonsense comes out, he farts loudly and a bulge and stain appear in his pants, Trump wonders aloud Whats that smell?? Joe's head rolls back and he stares blankly, open mouthed up at the ceiling. Jill pronounces Joe's performance is top drawer and the loons at DU clamor for his visage on Rushmore.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 02, 2024 05:33 PM (pohLc)

335 For the 2020 election, I really, really wanted to ask Biden voters who they were voting for to fulfill the duties of the president. Because it wasn't going to be Biden. But the question would have gone right over their heads.

Doesn't really matter because those people would say Biden, of course, is fulfilling the presidential duties and also that it doesn't matter if he isn't.

Posted by: Emmie at July 02, 2024 05:33 PM (Sf2cq)

336 *** potential Democratic candidates understands all this as an opportunity and they're circling, particularly Gretchen Whitmer, who is promoting herself aggressively.***
---

I read that Gretchen definitely does not want the job. period

Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2024 05:33 PM (ozQLF)

337 Trump put together an outfit within the RNC to hopefully register thousands of voting place observers and polling officials.. Lara seems serious and Scott Pressler seems to be registering many people to vote. Then there's Charlei Kick registering voters at turning point. Steve Bannon called for next man up to proceed forward with the push to oust the commie takeover..

Look around.
We are on the verge, teetering on the brink my fellow travelers...

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 05:34 PM (o3Uyl)

338 301 The morning after the debate Biden Camp said they received more donations than Trump. THEY LIED.

Do postcards that just say "LOL, no" and tear-spotted letters begging Joe to resign count as donations?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 02, 2024 05:34 PM (gKWVE)

339 if they do and take the senate with more than a bare majority, come january, they will get kamala a federal appeals court judgeship and replace her with, who knows, hillary or moochelle or someone equally horribly left wing, then biden can take his early retirement after he stumbles through the inauguration
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 05:31 PM (CWTWj)

If they could swing that they already would have done it. It isn't Harris' politics they don't like.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 05:34 PM (eoQWY)

340 Ben Had,

we will be told it worked
but I've seen dementia in my family- you don't get better from it

it's a one way street

Posted by: Don Black at July 02, 2024 05:34 PM (/7KEl)

341 I repeat, has anyone asked Oprah to run?

Posted by: Emmie at July 02, 2024 05:34 PM (Sf2cq)

342 and i suspect they will arrange a lot of fifteen minute interviews with die hard dem supporters at around 2 in the afternoon who will try their damnedest to make biden look coherent. questions provided in advance, of course.

i'd also bet we will see a lot of dem district attorneys and dem state atty gens trying to get trump with more indictments. anything will do.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 05:35 PM (CWTWj)

343 311 Gref, my thought is if they don't start putting her front and center it might indicate that she is off the ticket as well.

Honestly, I think the DNC would be happy to let Bribe'em/Harris take the fall and be rid of her forever.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2024 05:26 PM (K+Odn)


Yep. Biden/Harris losing in November puts Kamala in the Democrat Losers Corral forever without any muss or fuss.

Posted by: Gref at July 02, 2024 05:35 PM (5fDan)

344 We'll be assured that as long as the President stays sufficiently juiced up at all times, we can expect a solid 3 or even 4 hours a day out of the guy

not to worry!

Posted by: Don Black at July 02, 2024 05:35 PM (/7KEl)

345 Posted by: nerdygirl at July 02, 2024 05:32 PM (0Htd1)

Imagine having "Biden Administration flunky" on a resume. I think I'd rather leave that tidbit blank. Or even draw a marijuana leaf on that space

Posted by: gKWVE at July 02, 2024 05:36 PM (gKWVE)

346 Sharks like the Obama's and the Clinton's (they're there) thrive in chaos.

The real question is whether it will be an Obama or a Clinton candidate.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2024 05:36 PM (ozQLF)

347 re 338: no, they told their truth. didn't biden say 'we believe in truth, not facts' or something like that

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 05:36 PM (CWTWj)

348 Ya know, if we go to war with Russia, then they can postpone the elections (like Zelenskyy) and the Dens can buy some time to come up with a suitable candidate.

Posted by: Emmie at July 02, 2024 05:37 PM (Sf2cq)

349 Nobody gives a shit what that homo thinks.

If his bosses are using him as a proxy for this leak, then that's one thing.

If he's just running off at his catty queer mouth about ol' Brandon to some catamite scribbler?

That's nothing. It's happened a bunch of times. Didn't stop the dotard from being his VP.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 02, 2024 05:38 PM (0FoWg)

350 100% no way Biden can run.
The ads write themselves:
"You call 911 for your child and get Biden on the other end of the phone, how confident are you? Well the President gets other calls on which your childrens' lives depend..." etc

Or: "Would you hire this man to run your cash register or babysit your child? Why would you hire him to administer a country?" etc

Posted by: Zek at July 02, 2024 05:38 PM (5FPX4)

351 Holy crap, it's over for Kennedy.

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2024 05:38 PM (vFG9F)

352 I voted with Joe 100% of the time, but still I risked my Congressional seat to run against him. How much more obvious did I have to be? I was all but screaming, "He's a veg, guys!!!!"
And NOW you see it? Fuck all y'all.

Posted by: Dean Phillips at July 02, 2024 05:38 PM (hqVaF)

353 Harris will not be president or vice-president.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2024 05:38 PM (ozQLF)

354 Ben Had,

we will be told it worked
but I've seen dementia in my family- you don't get better from it

it's a one way street
Posted by: Don Black

My husband had dementia. It just gets worse and worse. Eventually it kills you. You cannot be rehabilitated.

Posted by: Tuna at July 02, 2024 05:38 PM (oaGWv)

355 and i suspect they will arrange a lot of fifteen minute interviews with die hard dem supporters at around 2 in the afternoon who will try their damnedest to make biden look coherent. questions provided in advance, of course.

i'd also bet we will see a lot of dem district attorneys and dem state atty gens trying to get trump with more indictments. anything will do.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 05:35 PM (CWTWj)

No real point to any of those. The first impeachment, the first conviction only made Trump stronger. A lamer, more rushed move won't change any minds.

And there is no reason to fake up a 'see Biden is so smaart' video, because Biden's supporters already don't care if he's demented or not.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 05:38 PM (eoQWY)

356 >>I read that Gretchen definitely does not want the job. period

Why would any sane person? We are hitting vacation season and the overwhelming amount of people won't be tuned in to politics until after Labor Day. That gives them 2 months to somehow overcome Trump's ginormous lead when people are going to be furious with the Democrats for lying to them for years about Biden, the countries in shit shape and all the new person is is a new face on the same old policies?

Kamikaze pilots had better odds of walking away.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 05:38 PM (LkLld)

357 341 I repeat, has anyone asked Oprah to run?
Posted by: Emmie



That's a GREAT idea! She should do it!! No skeletons in her closet!!

Posted by: Weinstein and Epstein at July 02, 2024 05:38 PM (sAmhv)

358 Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers
______
But does he have more than Michelle?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 02, 2024 05:39 PM (1bNHn)

359 Did you see the picture of Kennedy holding up a barbecued dog like he is about to take a bite out of it?

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2024 05:39 PM (vFG9F)

360 Stuffy is a dyed in the wool Clinton, he won't be on Sundowner's side.
That's my guess

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2024 05:39 PM (fwDg9)

361 348 Ya know, if we go to war with Russia, then they can postpone the elections (like Zelenskyy) and the Dens can buy some time to come up with a suitable candidate.
Posted by: Emmie at July 02, 2024 05:37 PM (Sf2cq)

I shudder to think of the bloodshed if that were to happen... i don't even think a fully mobilized military could put a dent in it. They can barely handle a couple hundred thousand goatfuckers with crappy old Soviet surplus gear.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 05:39 PM (BAEGB)

362 Nood Stephanopolous!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 02, 2024 05:39 PM (w6EFb)

363 Hey Dave,

What do you think of Scott Pressler being within 539 registrations of flipping Bucks County, PA?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 02, 2024 05:40 PM (xjTDL)

364 Did you see the picture of Kennedy holding up a barbecued dog like he is about to take a bite out of it?
Posted by: fd

Didn't he say it was a goat?

Posted by: Tuna at July 02, 2024 05:40 PM (oaGWv)

365 OMG.

"Metadata from the photograph showed it was taken in 2010 - the same year that Kennedy contracted a brain worm. "

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2024 05:40 PM (vFG9F)

366 Go to war with Russia ? Even the faggot generals know better than that.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 02, 2024 05:40 PM (ozQLF)

367 orange man good nood

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 02, 2024 05:40 PM (Jh5b+)

368 I don't know if it's a dog ot not. Looks kind of like one.


"The magazine said a veterinarian identified the animal as a dog, as the animal had a telltale 'floating rib' found in canines."

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2024 05:41 PM (vFG9F)

369 Right Side Broadcasting Network RSBN airs The Right View hosted by Lara Trump,, She is a righteous chick!

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 05:41 PM (o3Uyl)

370 YD, I swear when I I saw that mock cover I immediately thought, YD did this!

Posted by: Ben Had at July 02, 2024 05:41 PM (K+Odn)

371 Ya know, if we go to war with Russia, then they can postpone the elections (like Zelenskyy) and the Dens can buy some time to come up with a suitable candidate.
Posted by: Emmie at July 02, 2024 05:37 PM (Sf2cq)

We are already at war with Russia. After we bombed that beach with cluster muntions and killed the kid of the governor of the area, Russia formally said that we are no longer at peace with the US, and they will get even at a time of their choosing.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 05:41 PM (eoQWY)

372 "Go to war with Russia ? Even the faggot generals know better than that."

Odds of an intentional WW? 0%
Odds of blundering into one.....?

Posted by: Zek at July 02, 2024 05:42 PM (5FPX4)

373 Kennedy got a brain worm from eating a dog. Sound good to me.

Posted by: fd at July 02, 2024 05:42 PM (vFG9F)

374 Lara Trump interviewing Bristol Palin interesting!

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 05:43 PM (o3Uyl)

375 The Steffi interview:

I predict the debate will be "memory holed" and no questions asked regarding it.

A long view set up shot with just Biden and George sitting in chairs, facing each other at the beginning. No supporting white boards or teleprompters shown.

Questions and answers will be spliced in, with separate head shot statements and "tough" questions edited in separately.

The vast majority of topic coverage will be about Trump.

Depending on time, a good cut-and-paste 5 minutes might be possible given the 30 minutes ABC has to work with before Joey spaces out.

Posted by: Auspex at July 02, 2024 05:43 PM (j4U/Z)

376 Kamikaze pilots had better odds of walking away.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 05:38 PM (LkLld)

This is why I'm so firm on my belief that they will make Trump president even if he were to try to refuse somehow.... every problem they face is intractable without breaking out of the current year default "progressive" mindset. They can't fix foreign policy. They can't fix the economy. They can't fix the faith the great unwashed used to have in institutions of power... so they'll just dump it on The Other Guy, make everything as awful as possible for him, and try to cobble together a new grasp on power on the other end of it all.

I don't think it works for them, though. I think we see a very Milei-esque turnaround as a second Trump administration does something unthinkable every day and shit immediately gets better. Or at least starts getting better.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 05:44 PM (BAEGB)

377 Breakling News: Trump picks Sarah Palin for VP ha ha Hey it could happen...

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 05:44 PM (o3Uyl)

378 I shudder to think of the bloodshed if that were to happen... i don't even think a fully mobilized military could put a dent in it. They can barely handle a couple hundred thousand goatfuckers with crappy old Soviet surplus gear.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 05:39 PM (BAEGB)

The best trained Marine vet is no better at stopping an artillery shell in a trench that hasn't been dug because the money was stolen than a Ukrainian conscript would be. Our air defense has been demonstrated to be pretty poor in general, and there are systems we admit we can't stop. We don't have the industry to make ammo for a sustained war.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 02, 2024 05:45 PM (eoQWY)

379 115 Do the White House and the Delaware mansion have security to prevent Joe from wandering?
......

No, he usually just gets stuck in the hedge.

Posted by: wth at July 02, 2024 04:51 PM (v0R5T)
----
I know you meant the shrubbery.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #15 at July 02, 2024 05:45 PM (qfLjt)

380 "We need to encase President Biden in carbonite, like that Han Solo guy, to preserve him until November!"

"Best I can offer is to bronze him."

Posted by: Another Anon at July 02, 2024 05:55 PM (QNMaY)

381 I have been saying Whitmer for at least a year now. 1. She wears enough make up to pass as a tranny. 2. She has proven she is willing to bite the head off a partial birth fetus and roll around in the afterbirth saying some chant to Moloch. She has the machine in place in Mich. That is three boxes to Kamala's two.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 02, 2024 06:11 PM (wGerL)

382 Out: To suggest that Biden is being puppeted by a shadow cabinet that's actually running the country is a paranoid conspiracy theory.

In: It wasn't us, it was his shadow cabinet.

Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at July 02, 2024 07:22 PM (xk3M4)

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