Flashback: Regime "Comedy" Show SNL Admits The Thinness of the Democrat Bench

Happy Tuesday!

It's 12:10 pm, do you know where your bitches are? Pimp's gotta keep a strong hand on his bitches.

Update: Whoops! This is from a year ago.

But it's very of-the-moment.

Thanks to TJM for correcting me.

HYSTERICAL SNL: If B*den Is NOT Going To Run, Who Will? pic.twitter.com/smOoWOX5da
— Dustie (@DustieDahl) July 1, 2024

Here's the full video. It's a better copy. I queued it to the same place as in the edited version, but you can scroll back to watch the whole thing.

They clipped the beginning because it the set-up makes it clear they're talking about Biden maybe not running... back in 2022.

So it's one of those "cheap fakes" you've heard about.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM

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1 Wow

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 02, 2024 12:11 PM (N1DT3)

2 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 02, 2024 12:11 PM (QNSds)

3 Kamala? Shesh

Posted by: Ann at July 02, 2024 12:11 PM (4neFu)

4 last

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at July 02, 2024 12:11 PM (GBKbO)

5 SNL, really?

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at July 02, 2024 12:11 PM (OGo8+)

6 I saw this trending yesterday, and I could have sworn it was from last year before the primary started.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at July 02, 2024 12:12 PM (GBKbO)

7 Hi Ace

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 02, 2024 12:12 PM (t/2Uw)

8 coulda been first

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 12:12 PM (CWTWj)

9 They didn't run this bit in a vacuum. Someone told them it was OK to mock biden after the debate.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 02, 2024 12:12 PM (QNSds)

10 huh, sadly i'm at work, are they actually funny? or is it like when kate sung after 2016?

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 02, 2024 12:12 PM (nXhwP)

11 SNL?

Stopped clock theory.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2024 12:12 PM (IerVx)

12 one is on the cover of vogue

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 12:12 PM (CWTWj)

13 Look at that, SNL can be funny when they want to be.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 12:12 PM (LkLld)

14 So SNL still exists? Surprised.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 02, 2024 12:13 PM (n17eQ)

15 I've been listening to the Lonely Island podcast, because they make me laugh, and sadly Seth Myers is also on it. I think that guy literally doesn't understand how to tell a joke. He can act and play a role in skits but...he doesn't seem to understand jokes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 02, 2024 12:13 PM (xcxpd)

16 I posted this here twice, once on ONT or Pixy's and on MR.

Got everyone ROFLing here.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 02, 2024 12:13 PM (GaDNw)

17 >>>huh, sadly i'm at work, are they actually funny? or is it like when kate sung after 2016?

It's... it's funny... for SNL. You need to grade it on a curve.

Posted by: ace at July 02, 2024 12:13 PM (KRtlO)

18 Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg’s (D) office said Tuesday it won’t oppose delaying former President Trump’s July 11 sentencing even as they disagree with his new attempt to set aside his hush money verdict on immunity grounds.

Posted by: Cheri at July 02, 2024 12:13 PM (oiNtH)

19 Cruella de Jille, "Vogue!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2024 12:13 PM (IerVx)

20
They're on our side! And the independents! And the Karens! And black civil service wymyn!

Posted by: Auspex at July 02, 2024 12:13 PM (j4U/Z)

21 Why not Hillary?

Posted by: BignJames at July 02, 2024 12:13 PM (AwYPR)

22 hi sharon!

Posted by: ace at July 02, 2024 12:13 PM (KRtlO)

23 SNL can still do funny? Who knew?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 12:14 PM (tT6L1)

24 They didn't run this bit in a vacuum. Someone told them it was OK to mock biden after the debate.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 02, 2024 12:12 PM (QNSds)

Precisely.

~~Russians~~ Leftists don't take a dump without a plan.

(Now, it's usually a STUPID plan, but they are committed.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 02, 2024 12:14 PM (N1DT3)

25 coulda been first
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 12:12 PM (CWTWj)
-

At least you were a contender.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 02, 2024 12:14 PM (GaDNw)

26 The last time SNL was funny I was hand dropping bombs on the Hun from my Sopwith Camel.

I gotta million. Tip the waitress.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 12:14 PM (fV+MH)

27 Okay... Funny

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 12:14 PM (IyPmt)

28 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 12:15 PM (IXZGh)

29 I find that this is like rubbernecking a traffic accident. i can't stop seeking out news about the failing Biden regime. The Orange Man Bad ones are particularly funny.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 02, 2024 12:15 PM (t/2Uw)

30
George Floyd would've voted for Trump twice.

Posted by: Auspex at July 02, 2024 12:15 PM (j4U/Z)

31 Lorne Michaels sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 02, 2024 12:15 PM (qZEuM)

32 It's... it's funny... for SNL. You need to grade it on a curve.
Posted by: ace at July 02, 2024 12:13 PM (KRtlO)

It's kind of like the Simpsons.

Both are still limping along when it's over 20 years since they were actually funny.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 02, 2024 12:15 PM (N1DT3)

33 Last time I saw SNL do something funny was the Gore Bush debate.

Gore and his lockbox and Bush doing strategery.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 12:15 PM (tT6L1)

34 Is that SAME black guy on SNL for like the 15th year?

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 12:15 PM (fV+MH)

35 Article at American Thinker says Tucker source ( Barky) reports Sundowner is dead man walking, if barely

Posted by: Skip at July 02, 2024 12:16 PM (/J1iS)

36 Hilarious...skit..

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 12:16 PM (o3Uyl)

37 Yeah, it's from last year. Here's SNL's video that's a year old:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46WZfo1yFkI

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at July 02, 2024 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

38 Whoever the Democrats decide to run, the one thing they certainly will not be doing is actually running the country.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 02, 2024 12:16 PM (EJRt8)

39 So is Bragg getting cold feet here? Reason for Americans to be optimistic that maybe the Democrats jailing their opponents on trumped up charges may not be going to plan and is not being warmly received by the public?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 02, 2024 12:16 PM (BF4m0)

40 " SNL, really?"

Literally.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 12:16 PM (fV+MH)

41 sadly Seth Myers is also on it. I think that guy literally doesn't understand how to tell a joke. He can act and play a role in skits but...he doesn't seem to understand jokes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 02, 2024 12:13 PM (xcxpd)

Lib douchetards have no humor. They deny the existence of their soul. They can't fathom anything actually funny because everything is offensive and hurtful.

So, they inherently suck at most things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 12:16 PM (IXZGh)

42 21 Why not Hillary?
Posted by: BignJames at July 02, 2024 12:13 PM (AwYPR)

Hillary has her own unexplained health issues. Recall the 9/11 remembrance ceremony when something inside her brain did a BSOD followed by a ?
She was ushered to her SUV limo, propped up on a bollard and lost her shoe.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 02, 2024 12:16 PM (N39Ws)

43 This doesn't look new. It's summer re-run season so unlikely they did something fresh. Also, the Biden alternatives are the also-rans from 2020.

Posted by: David DePape at July 02, 2024 12:16 PM (RXJdG)

44 The Democrats' convention in Chicago may finally get Mrs. O'Leary's cow off the hook for torching the place.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2024 12:17 PM (IerVx)

45 Willowed because it’s on topic….

It is to laugh.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at July 02, 2024 12:08 PM (GBKbO)

You’ve been consistent for months on this topic TJM…. I agree with you. You must be right! Brandon is not going anywhere…. It’s hilarious the corner the Dems painted themselves into…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 02, 2024 12:12 PM (4pZxP)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 02, 2024 12:17 PM (4pZxP)

46 5 SNL, really?
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at July 02, 2024 12:11 PM (OGo8+)

I rolled the dice and watched a Daily Show clip about the debate. John Stewart referred to Biden's slack jaw look as, "Resting 25th Amendment face."

This debate cut deep.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 02, 2024 12:17 PM (pIfcn)

47 Lib douchetards have no humor. They deny the existence of their soul. They can't fathom anything actually funny because everything is offensive and hurtful.

So, they inherently suck at most things.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 12:16 PM (IXZGh)

This has the ring of truth

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 02, 2024 12:17 PM (xcxpd)

48 Leave it to SNL to actually be aggressively unfunny in the execution.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 02, 2024 12:17 PM (B9Prs)

49 This is a couple of years old.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 02, 2024 12:17 PM (5WgjX)

50 LOL. CNN just released a poll showing Trump beating Biden by 6 and Harris by 2.

Do it Dems!

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 02, 2024 12:17 PM (xPl2J)

51 New CNN poll just dropped.

Trump 49

Biden 43

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 12:17 PM (LkLld)

52 "It's... it's funny... for SNL. You need to grade it on a curve.

Posted by: ace"

One always grades SNL on a curve.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 12:17 PM (fV+MH)

53 Speaking of SNL, I tracked down "News Radio" on one of the streaming services last evening. Sure miss Phil Hartman.

That said, I could only watch a couple episodes because they were swamped with ads, nasty ads, including a political one for the VA senate race and a razor for shaving wimmyns naughty bits. No, thanks!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 02, 2024 12:17 PM (T+Iwg)

54 Tucker is so full of it lately, honestly.

anyway this is somewhat funny you'd have to have seen Smile tho maybe?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 12:18 PM (s3qiR)

55
Why not Hillary again? Don't care. Just get that damn Biden 50 miles away from the nuclear code guy. Now.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 02, 2024 12:18 PM (RKVpM)

56 31 Lorne Michaels sucks cock by choice.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 02, 2024 12:15 PM (qZEuM)

Well he is Dr. Evil too

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 02, 2024 12:18 PM (xcxpd)

57 their confusion and sadness is ... pleasing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 02, 2024 12:18 PM (nf/CX)

58 Wait, are we to the point even the dead in Chicago won't vote Brandon?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 12:18 PM (tT6L1)

59 Still Nasty Liberals

Posted by: Joe Biden's Pants at July 02, 2024 12:18 PM (Ybyk2)

60
One always grades SNL on a curve.
Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 12:17 PM (fV+MH)

Or, ignores it completely as credibility of it ended a generation or two ago.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 12:18 PM (IXZGh)

61 It’s like they’re blind.

Posted by: Eromero at July 02, 2024 12:18 PM (h3UJG)

62 Hillary has her own unexplained health issues. Recall the 9/11 remembrance ceremony when something inside her brain did a BSOD followed by a ?
She was ushered to her SUV limo, propped up on a bollard and lost her shoe.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 02, 2024 12:16 PM (N39Ws)

Yeah?...So?

Posted by: BignJames at July 02, 2024 12:18 PM (AwYPR)

63 43 This doesn't look new. It's summer re-run season so unlikely they did something fresh. Also, the Biden alternatives are the also-rans from 2020.

that makes sense

it was all over X yesterday tho

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 12:18 PM (s3qiR)

64 With Biden's 10am-4pm awake time now confirmed by staff, bring back the add about the 3am wakeup call.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 02, 2024 12:19 PM (N39Ws)

65 That bit had to hurt the true believers. Pity.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 02, 2024 12:19 PM (Aoykm)

66 Pimp's gotta keep a strong hand on his bitches.

While looking good doing it, my man.

Posted by: Brotherhood of Pimps, Local 26 at July 02, 2024 12:19 PM (ePTZ3)

67 New CNN poll just dropped.

Trump 49

Biden 43
Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 12:17 PM (LkLld)

But within the margin of error against Kumswala.

Make. That. Happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 12:19 PM (IXZGh)

68 Bernie Sanders...lol

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2024 12:19 PM (JeYYB)

69 Totally OT:

Anna Puma are you still here? I got willowed asking you for birthday gift reco based on J-something Ito manga?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 12:20 PM (s3qiR)

70 ]i\With Biden's 10am-4pm awake time now confirmed by staff, bring back the add about the 3am wakeup call.

"The Fuhrer took a sleeping pill and is not to be disturbed."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2024 12:20 PM (IerVx)

71 SNL and Hysterical do NOT belong in the same sentence.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 12:20 PM (IXZGh)

72 OT: NYT: "The First Amendment Is Out of Control"

https://tinyurl.com/2c4h8xpr

"The judiciary needs to realize that the First Amendment is spinning out of control. It is beginning to threaten many of the essential jobs of the state, such as protecting national security and the safety and privacy of its citizens."

Leaves me speechless. Which is their ultimate goal, I guess.

Posted by: gp's Messages From Andromeda at July 02, 2024 12:20 PM (8PbEY)

73
New CNN poll just dropped.

Trump 49

Biden 43

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 12:17 PM

Yeah, 49 is my prediction for Trump, but less then 41 for Biden. They must not have included RFK Jr.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 02, 2024 12:20 PM (RKVpM)

74 RFK Jr is getting on the ballots all over btw

that is NOT going to help the Potatus

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 12:20 PM (s3qiR)

75 That SNL Skit is from last year.

Before Biden had officially announced he was running for reelectino and speculation was in hte news he might not seek it.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 02, 2024 12:20 PM (TaHi/)

76 Whut when Black Orchid?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2024 12:20 PM (IerVx)

77 Afternoon ace. Drunk, Insane and Ready to Waddle - Hillary 2024

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 02, 2024 12:20 PM (NMNWr)

78
I rolled the dice and watched a Daily Show clip about the debate. John Stewart referred to Biden's slack jaw look as, "Resting 25th Amendment face."

This debate cut deep.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 02, 2024 12:17 PM (pIfcn)

Back in like 2012 I realized that John Stewart's whole schtick is to "go after both sides" by making fun of individual leftists for failing to live up to leftist ideals or making bad versions of leftist arguments (and then going on to offer the version of what the should have said), and making fun of people on the right for being evil pieces of shit because right-wing opinions are badwrong.

Once you see the pattern you can't unsee it and the humor is lost.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 02, 2024 12:21 PM (B9Prs)

79 When you've lost SNL.....

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 02, 2024 12:21 PM (L5lT6)

80 Rudy Giuliani disbarred in NYS for repeatedly making false statements about Trump's 2020 election loss.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 02, 2024 12:21 PM (Jh5b+)

81 Tucker is so full of it lately, honestly.

anyway this is somewhat funny you'd have to have seen Smile tho maybe?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 12:18 PM (s3qiR)

My enthusiasm for Tucker ebbed when he started equating support for Ukraine with support for Israel and then interviewed Candace Owens who seems to have gone off the rails since 10/7 as well. I know he’s smart and he’s still right about a lot… but

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 02, 2024 12:21 PM (4pZxP)

82 Thanks to TJM for correcting me.

======

*bows in the Japanese style*

It just seemed familiar.

I sent you an email, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at July 02, 2024 12:21 PM (GBKbO)

83 >>But within the margin of error against Kumswala.

But only if we move forward with the possibility of what can be, unburdened by what has been.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 12:21 PM (LkLld)

84 Everything Old is New Again - Biden 2024

Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2024 12:21 PM (eWzyH)

85 74 RFK Jr is getting on the ballots all over btw

that is NOT going to help the Potatus
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 12:20 PM (s3qiR)

======

Plus the Green Party.

It's the perfect opportunity for True Believers to split their votes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at July 02, 2024 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

86 Anyone else notice how Joe attacking SCOTUS yesterday was an obvious ploy to reassure people the Joe of the debate is not always the Joe of the debate?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 12:22 PM (tT6L1)

87 OT: NYT: "The First Amendment Is Out of Control"

https://tinyurl.com/2c4h8xpr

"The judiciary needs to realize that the First Amendment is spinning out of control. It is beginning to threaten many of the essential jobs of the state, such as protecting national security and the safety and privacy of its citizens."

Leaves me speechless. Which is their ultimate goal, I guess.
Posted by: gp's Messages From Andromeda at July 02, 2024 12:20 PM (8PbEY)

I agree the 1st is out of control.

The Supreme's really need to revist NYT v. Sullivan.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 02, 2024 12:22 PM (N1DT3)

88 54 Tucker is so full of it lately, honestly.

anyway this is somewhat funny you'd have to have seen Smile tho maybe?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 12:18 PM (s3qiR)

-----

I don't get what you're saying. Joe is deadman walking.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2024 12:22 PM (JeYYB)

89 the problem with kamala is that whoever is running the show says " here, joe, sign this executive order then we'll go for ice cream" and he does it while talking about chocolate chips and rabbits and almost making it to the toilet on time yesterday afternoon. Kamala will want to actually be allowed to be in charge, and i can't imagine anyone at the executive office will tolerate that

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 12:22 PM (CWTWj)

90 Bollard 2024!

It has standing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2024 12:22 PM (IerVx)

91 Bernie Sanders...lol
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2024 12:19 PM (JeYYB)

He's 82. It's only a matter of weeks before he starts doing the exact same as Biden. That being said, we haven't heard from him in a while. Maybe he's already there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 12:23 PM (IXZGh)

92 OT again sorry:

Anna Puma! I need your help

my aforementioned daughter is super into manga which I literally know zero about (and anime)

she just got an early bday gift of a graphic novel by some guy named Junji Ito about a dissolving classroom

anyway you probably know what I'm talking about even tho I don't. I need bday gift ideas along these lines? she is impossible to buy for

other good books by him or?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 12:23 PM (s3qiR)

93 "In a matchup between the presumptive major-party nominees, voters nationwide favor former President Donald Trump over Biden by 6 points, 49% to 43%, identical to the results of CNN’s national poll on the presidential race in April, and consistent with the lead Trump has held in CNN polling back to last fall."

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at July 02, 2024 12:23 PM (V6W16)

94 Tangential:

Margin of error.

It keeps getting used incorrectly.

If you have a 3% margin of error, it doesn't mean that the margin of the error of the spread is 3%. It means that the margin of error of each data point is 3%.

So, "within the margin of error"? Sure. But if you are to be honest, a six point gap is within the margin of error.

50/50 poll that leads to 47/53 result is "right" because the end result is within the margin for error.

How useful is that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at July 02, 2024 12:24 PM (GBKbO)

95 Thanks to TJM for correcting me.

I heard that guy's an asshole.

Posted by: spindrift at July 02, 2024 12:24 PM (OguvZ)

96 Anyone else notice how Joe attacking SCOTUS yesterday was an obvious ploy to reassure people the Joe of the debate is not always the Joe of the debate?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 12:22 PM

Yet oatmeal for brains joe biden managed to read the "end of quote" line from the teleprompter out loud once again.

At this point he is literally an automaton that can only read what they put in front of him and he is not capable of engaging in conversation with another person.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 02, 2024 12:24 PM (QNSds)

97 87 Wikipedia: "New York Times Co. v. Sullivan, 376 U.S. 254 (1964), was a landmark U.S. Supreme Court decision ruling that the freedom of speech protections in the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution restrict the ability of public officials to sue for defamation."

Posted by: gp's Messages From Andromeda at July 02, 2024 12:24 PM (8PbEY)

98 He's 82. It's only a matter of weeks before he starts doing the exact same as Biden. That being said, we haven't heard from him in a while. Maybe he's already there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 12:23 PM (IXZGh)
----------------

Bernie had a fairly serious heart attack a couple of years ago, too.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 12:24 PM (tT6L1)

99 95 Thanks to TJM for correcting me.

I heard that guy's an asshole.
Posted by: spindrift at July 02, 2024 12:24 PM (OguvZ)

======

He really is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at July 02, 2024 12:24 PM (GBKbO)

100
Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 12:21 PM

Kamala: "But only if we move forward with the possibility of what can be, unburdened by what has been."

Trump: "I don't know what the hell she just said, and I don't think she knows either."

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 02, 2024 12:24 PM (RKVpM)

101 Kamala will want to actually be allowed to be in charge, and i can't imagine anyone at the executive office will tolerate that
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 12:22 PM (CWTWj)

If they sweeten the deal enough for her, I think she would go along. She'll want to look like she's in charge, but she'll toe the line if the graft is good enough.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 02, 2024 12:24 PM (OX9vb)

102 96 Anyone else notice how Joe attacking SCOTUS yesterday was an obvious ploy to reassure people the Joe of the debate is not always the Joe of the debate?

and a complete failure omg

barely 4 minutes of mumbling and another read-out of the notes!

plus - orange

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 12:24 PM (s3qiR)

103 The democrats are so unbelievably bad at this, it just goes to show how stupid their voters are.
Biden looked pale during the debate.
Let's smear him with instant tanner!
Biden could not talk extemproaneously at the debate.
Let's have him give a 5minute speech using a teleprompter.
Biden has fewer press conferences than any other modern day President.
Let's have hiim give a five minute speech from a teleprompter and then leave without taking any questions.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 02, 2024 12:25 PM (t/2Uw)

104 >>I heard that guy's an asshole.

If we are going to compare Apples to Assholes, we will be here all day.

Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2024 12:25 PM (eWzyH)

105 Today's left are just Chicago machine Democrats that drink better coffee.

I mean, I grew up there. You'd here this drivel about 'how the trash gets picked up on time' to justify voting for some larcenous potato in a snappy suit, all the while suffering through Taster's Choice mixed up in an old tin coffeepot to make it look legit.

Now it's Keurig, so at least we've got that going for us.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 02, 2024 12:25 PM (a9CYf)

106 I may not be as smart as I used to be, or as good at debating, or as swift on my feet, or able to make important decisions, but there is one thing I do know... you know... the thing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 02, 2024 12:25 PM (evvc2)

107
Bernie had a fairly serious heart attack a couple of years ago, too.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 12:24 PM (tT6L1)

What ever happened to finishing jobs? This country's gone to shit.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 12:25 PM (IXZGh)

108 Great Ceasars ghost. Unprecedented. NOT

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 02, 2024 12:25 PM (QSrLX)

109 Trump: "I don't know what the hell she just said, and I don't think she knows either."
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 02, 2024 12:24 PM (RKVpM)

Sounded like "glark glark" to me. Not sure what that means.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 12:25 PM (BAEGB)

110 {48} Leave it to SNL to actually be aggressively unfunny in the execution.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 02, 2024 12:17 PM (B9Prs)

Yeah, that was about my take on it too.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 02, 2024 12:26 PM (O7YUW)

111 Let's have hiim give a five minute speech from a teleprompter and then leave without taking any questions.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 02, 2024 12:25 PM (t/2Uw)
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I want to see Joe do a press conference and answer questions like PDT did during his term.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 12:26 PM (tT6L1)

112 Kamala says as much gibberish as Joe: He does it because his brain has holes in it, she says crazy shit because she thinks she is sounding brilliant.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2024 12:27 PM (JeYYB)

113 When the Praetorian Guard wants a new Emperor, they get a new Emperor.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 02, 2024 12:27 PM (VuZH8)

114 ...and they want a figurehead, not a real Emperor.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 02, 2024 12:27 PM (VuZH8)

115 Maybe what we have here is a 1980 replay…

Trump = Reagan — 50%
Biden = Carter — 42%
RFK Jr = John Anderson — 8%

Trump wins all his 2016 states plus VA MN NV… I haven’t counted but that’s gotta be like 370 electoral votes. Jimmy Carter lives long enough to get off the bottom of the worst presidents list

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 02, 2024 12:28 PM (4pZxP)

116 If the Orangeman is bad, why did Joe's handles paint Joe orange?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 12:28 PM (tT6L1)

117 Democrats should be worried about their bench. Trump might send Seal Team 6 to shoot them. Fact.

Posted by: Wide Latina at July 02, 2024 12:28 PM (Yb6t7)

118 Dem Rep. Zoe Lofgren Says Trump Immunity Decision Means Biden Could Assassinate Conservative Justices

TRUE

But Biden would have to do it himself without any help to avoid any questions of intent.
Suggest he kit out as an IRS agent doing a no-knock o'dark thirty armed audit. Dont forget to cap the dog and flashbang the baby.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 02, 2024 12:28 PM (2fO6t)

119 One of my favorite parts of Trump's presidency was watching Sarah Huckabee slap the press around.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 02, 2024 12:28 PM (pohLc)

120 NEWS (That was probably already discussed)...So, NY is delaying sentencing by not protesting a motion to blame the Supreme Court from Trump (yes, it has another name, but you know what the Dems will call it) - so, almost certainly, no more July 11th sentencing...

And CNN is going all in on dumping Biden, with Tapper breaking yesterday's D Governor's only meeting...

I wonder who is backing/paying CNN to turn on a dime...or if it's coming from deep state...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 12:29 PM (exHjb)

121 116 If the Orangeman is bad, why did Joe's handles paint Joe orange?

Those rubes like Orange?!! well we'll give them Orange! - Dr Jill

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 12:29 PM (s3qiR)

122 111 Let's have hiim give a five minute speech from a teleprompter and then leave without taking any questions.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 02, 2024 12:25 PM (t/2Uw)
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And make him unnaturally orange.. Don't forget to have him read "End quote" off his teleprompter

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 12:29 PM (IyPmt)

123
Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
·
23h
You know what you call it when SCOTUS reveals the President has immunity and the first thought the communists have is about using the military to execute political opponents?

In poker, that’s known as a ‘tell’.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2024 12:29 PM (JeYYB)

124 One of my favorite parts of Trump's presidency was watching Sarah Huckabee slap the press around.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 02, 2024 12:28 PM (pohLc)

It was good times.

It's why I would love to see Mark Levin as Trump's next PS. THAT would be entertainment PPV could pay the national debt off with.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 12:30 PM (IXZGh)

125 But Biden would have to do it himself without any help to avoid any questions of intent.
Suggest he kit out as an IRS agent doing a no-knock o'dark thirty armed audit. Dont forget to cap the dog and flashbang the baby.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 02, 2024 12:28 PM (2fO6t)

Yep. That's our vibe.

Posted by: IRS Audit Team 6 at July 02, 2024 12:30 PM (K861k)

126

Biden staff 'scared s---less' of him, senior admin official says; WH hits back

Biden's briefings are reportedly curated for information that won't 'set him off,' a senior admin official told Politico

Posted by: Don Black at July 02, 2024 12:30 PM (/7KEl)

127 I wonder who is backing/paying CNN to turn on a dime...or if it's coming from deep state...

IC has been super quiet

it's probably them

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 12:30 PM (s3qiR)

128 @JesseKellyDC
·
23h
You know what you call it when SCOTUS reveals the President has immunity and the first thought the communists have is about using the military to execute political opponents?

In poker, that’s known as a ‘tell’.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2024 12:29 PM (JeYYB)

I've already said this and he's spot the f*ck on.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 12:30 PM (IXZGh)

129 I watched part of a clip in which Harold Ford Jr. Democrat, said the other quiet part out loud: The down ballot races are in jeopardy if Joe remains on the ballot.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 12:30 PM (tT6L1)

130 I'd like to see how Trump matches up with candidates OTHER than Joe. I keep reading that he fares poorly against some.

I would think the Democrats would take that into consideration.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 02, 2024 12:31 PM (EJRt8)

131 "119 One of my favorite parts of Trump's presidency was watching Sarah Huckabee slap the press around."

Huckabee would be an interesting VP pick.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at July 02, 2024 12:31 PM (V6W16)

132 i don't know what he did or said but bernie was at that rally for congressman fire alarm with ocasio-crackplot a couple of weekends ago, so he's not dead yet. anyway, sanders is a socialist so he's used to not needing a brain

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 12:31 PM (CWTWj)

133 The Democrats wear their "tells" on their exoskeletons.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 12:31 PM (fV+MH)

134 111 Let's have hiim give a five minute speech from a teleprompter and then leave without taking any questions.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
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You forgot to needle Biden for his insertion into his speech of End of Quote note from the teleprompter in his speech last night.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 12:31 PM (/0X3E)

135 131 "119 One of my favorite parts of Trump's presidency was watching Sarah Huckabee slap the press around."

Huckabee would be an interesting VP pick.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at July 02, 2024 12:31 PM (V6W16)

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I would love it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2024 12:32 PM (JeYYB)

136 I had a dream that PDJT announced DeSantis as VP

well, one can dream

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 12:32 PM (s3qiR)

137 Former President Donald Trump's July 11 sentencing for a 34-count conviction in Manhattan could be delayed after the Supreme Court released its decision on presidential immunity.

The Manhattan DA's office said it will not oppose delaying sentencing as Trump's lawyers move to file a motion to overturn his hush money verdict.

Judge Juan Merchan will make the final decision, but with both parties in agreement, it's more likely that Trump's sentencing date next week will be pushed back.

Posted by: Don Black at July 02, 2024 12:32 PM (/7KEl)

138 >> Harold Ford Jr. Democrat, said the other quiet part out loud: The down ballot races are in jeopardy if Joe remains on the ballot.

Not the Illegal Alien Rapes and Murders.

Not the Economic Disaster that is Bidenomics.

Not the Trannies dangling their balls in front of children at the Local Library.

Just Joe.

Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2024 12:32 PM (eWzyH)

139 130 I'd like to see how Trump matches up with candidates OTHER than Joe. I keep reading that he fares poorly against some.

I would think the Democrats would take that into consideration.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 02, 2024 12:31 PM (EJRt

from just released CNN poll

"Alternate H2H Matchups:
Trump 47% (+2)
Harris 45%

Trump 47% (+4)
Buttigieg 43%

Trump 47% (+5)
Whitmer 42%

Trump 48% (+5)
Newsom 43%
"

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at July 02, 2024 12:32 PM (V6W16)

140 It's why I would love to see Mark Levin as Trump's next PS. THAT would be entertainment PPV could pay the national debt off with.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

You jerks in the press are as corrupt as Hunter Biden! That's right, I said it!

Posted by: "Old Yeller" Mark Levin at July 02, 2024 12:32 PM (JCZqz)

141 It's why I would love to see Mark Levin as Trump's next PS. THAT would be entertainment PPV could pay the national debt off with.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 12:30 PM (IXZGh)

I watch Levin as much as I watch Hannity...which is none.

Posted by: BignJames at July 02, 2024 12:32 PM (AwYPR)

142 129 I watched part of a clip in which Harold Ford Jr. Democrat, said the other quiet part out loud: The down ballot races are in jeopardy if Joe remains on the ballot.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 12:30 PM (tT6L1)

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I sure hope so.

A Republican governor in NC combined with the super majority in the legislature could lead to NC going as hard red through election integrity as FL did.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at July 02, 2024 12:32 PM (GBKbO)

143 Inside sources are telling me that Biden's new bronze makeup is ruining the White House pillows cases.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 02, 2024 12:33 PM (RUmyk)

144 Biden has all the competence of Constantine Chernenko. Back before Gorby and all that restructuring and openness malarkey.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 02, 2024 12:33 PM (QSrLX)

145 One of my favorite parts of Trump's presidency was watching Sarah Huckabee slap the press around.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Trump/Sanders 2024

Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2024 12:33 PM (+6bUL)

146 I will be the first to nominate as the Democrat candidate for President, the esteemed Senator from Pennsylvania, the Honorable John Fetterman!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 02, 2024 12:34 PM (w9Wax)

147 Jimmy Carter lives long enough to get off the bottom of the worst presidents list

*slink out the door*

Posted by: Pierce n' Buchanan at July 02, 2024 12:34 PM (gKWVE)

148 RCP moved NH into the tossup column today. Biden's solid base only 198 electoral votes. Still have trump 312 Biden 226.
He is up 3 in PA in RCP average.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 02, 2024 12:34 PM (t/2Uw)

149 Just Joe.
Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2024 12:32 PM (eWzyH)

Honestly, how could they expect to keep the ball rolling on all those other things with this guy in charge?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 12:34 PM (BAEGB)

150 I wish we could clone DeSantis.

Just 50 Desanti everyfuckingwhere.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 12:34 PM (fV+MH)

151 92 OT again sorry:

Anna Puma! I need your help

my aforementioned daughter is super into manga which I literally know zero about (and anime)

she just got an early bday gift of a graphic novel by some guy named Junji Ito about a dissolving classroom

anyway you probably know what I'm talking about even tho I don't. I need bday gift ideas along these lines? she is impossible to buy for

other good books by him or?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 12:23 PM (s3qiR)

Ito is pretty hardcore horror. If that's what you want, good choice. I know you asked Anna but Tomie, Uzumaki and Remina are masterpieces of the genre. He also did a version of Frankenstein that's good too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 02, 2024 12:34 PM (xcxpd)

152 So long as the Democrat is within the margin of error, the steal is believable. Kamalolol will be their nominee

Posted by: Jamaica at July 02, 2024 12:35 PM (uaMbu)

153 Donald Trump’s sentencing for hush money case will likely be delayed at least 2 weeks
By Social Links for Ben Kochman
Published July 2, 2024
Updated July 2, 2024, 11:28 a.m. ET

Posted by: Don Black at July 02, 2024 12:35 PM (/7KEl)

154 They can sell Brandon like Captain Pike and wheel him around with a single flashing light. Ratings gold!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 02, 2024 12:35 PM (QSrLX)

155 Sure miss Phil Hartman.
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He was a genus - except for marrying crazy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 02, 2024 12:35 PM (n17eQ)

156 A horror mangaka? No wonder the name didn't ring any bells. Usually horror is outside my wheelhouse if it pushes the gore too far.

Though I am a bit of a fan of Takahashi Rumiko's Mermaid stories, about a boy and a girl doomed to live forever because they ate the flesh of a mermaid. The anime In/Spectre plays off this myth also with the added twist of how urban legends can come to deadly life.

More action/violent kinda supernatural is Corpse Princess where a sect of Buddhist priests have as companions recently deceased girls as they battle the supernatural.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2024 12:35 PM (IerVx)

157 Buttigieg? You serious? BAHAHAH

Posted by: JK Simmons at July 02, 2024 12:36 PM (gKWVE)

158 Not the Illegal Alien Rapes and Murders.

Not the Economic Disaster that is Bidenomics.

Not the Trannies dangling their balls in front of children at the Local Library.

Just Joe.
Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2024 12:32 PM (eWzyH)
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Well, remember, Kamala should be president right now if these people truly cared about the minor fact Joe is not capable of executing the duties of his office. They're all in on politics and power, the people of this country be damned.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 12:36 PM (tT6L1)

159 O/T, but I love how job sites now actively weaponize demographic information with full transparency. On one of the sites, the demographic section is introduced with:
.. wants to make hiring more inclusive ... collecting demographic data allows us to understand current gaps and measure progress ... goal of helping all people get jobs./i]

How's that for spin? Per the site, they don't even expose it to employers - it's for the job platform's own internal use.

Just tell me to not fill it out if I'm not a demographically-preferred group. As an able, middle-aged, non-criminal white dude, I know exactly where filling this out will put my resume in their pile of options. Leaving it blank probably puts me in the same spot, of course, but damn. They're not even pretending anymore.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 12:36 PM (d04cU)

160 has it ever been settled if obama broke the law when he ordered a drone strike that killed that american turned isis mouthpiece? was that one of those core privileges or whatever they are called?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 12:36 PM (CWTWj)

161 >> So long as the Democrat is within the margin of error, the steal is believable.

It's a CNN Poll.

Kamala won't carry 40% if she is nominated.

Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2024 12:36 PM (eWzyH)

162 Is that SAME black guy on SNL for like the 15th year?
Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 12:15 PM

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Yep. Kenan Thomson has been on SNL for over 20 years now. Longest tenure in the history of the show.

Posted by: Bigsmith at July 02, 2024 12:36 PM (vGp4e)

163 thanks MAE!

yes it looks kind of awful but she's an adult now

I'm like what was wrong with Gaiman/McKean?

Hm I guess I caused this partially

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 12:36 PM (s3qiR)

164 Michelle got two terms. That is all I am going to say about that.

Posted by: Jill at July 02, 2024 12:36 PM (RUmyk)

165 Cenk Bugger of the Young Jurks is also for an anti-Biden coup de merde like CNN.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 02, 2024 12:36 PM (Jh5b+)

166 I don’t believe that Kamala Trump head to head number. It’s total nonsense

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 02, 2024 12:36 PM (4pZxP)

167 157 Buttigieg? You serious? BAHAHAH
Posted by: JK Simmons at July 02, 2024 12:36 PM (gKWVE)

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Even my progressive sister laughs at the idea of Buttigieg.

I mean, she'd support him wholeheartedly for POTUS if it came to that because partisan politics, but the idea that he's some sort of darling with the base seems like gaslighting.

He's a darling of the IC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at July 02, 2024 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

168 Black Orchid, J.D. Vance will be an excellent choice. Notice he has been out and proud supporting Trump daring to go on unfriendly media and doing extremely well.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 02, 2024 12:36 PM (t/2Uw)

169 Happy Tuesday!

It's 12:10 pm, do you know where your bitches are? Pimp's gotta keep a strong hand on his bitches.
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I sure do. They're making their way El Norte. I'll be picking them from an NGO when they arrive stateside, and moving them into the system.

Posted by: Cartel Operator at July 02, 2024 12:36 PM (d04cU)

170 Joe Biden:
1) is not mentally competent enough to stand trial
2) is not mentally competent enough to run for President
3) IS mentally competent enough to BE President for at least the next 6 months, and possibly 4.5 years.

Isn't the VP supposed to be ready and able to take over for the President?
Why not now?

Lol. You and I know danged good and well why: She is worse than Joe. Putting her in a President will force her to go in front of the public. And speak. And campaign. Now.
Which they can't afford as the plan is to run The Invisible Candidate again like they did in 2020; puff interviews, ads, no debates while riding a sympathy for Old Warrior Joe wave.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 02, 2024 12:37 PM (Zsvhv)

171 Local barometer of Dem panic level -

The grey haired commies that hung out by the court house, holding anti-Trump signs, every single Wednesday of Sun in His Hair's first term . . . They're back.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 02, 2024 12:37 PM (Te43C)

172 So it ok to run that old jim Carrey Biden bit now?

Got run out of town on a rail for that.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 02, 2024 12:37 PM (OiAR7)

173 153 Donald Trump’s sentencing for hush money case will likely be delayed at least 2 weeks
By Social Links for Ben Kochman
Published July 2, 2024
Updated July 2, 2024, 11:28 a.m. ET
Posted by: Don Black at July 02, 2024 12:35 PM (/7KEl)

It's gonna be delayed 5 months...or tossed with the Supreme Court to blame (and a total media press on that issue, that it's the Supreme Court's fault Trump is not facing justice)...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 12:37 PM (exHjb)

174 129 I watched part of a clip in which Harold Ford Jr. Democrat, said the other quiet part out loud: The down ballot races are in jeopardy if Joe remains on the ballot.
Posted by: blake

More at risk would be correct. The Dems are rightly or wrongly viewed as the incumbent party and a lot of the animus of voters (not ballots btw) is directed at the incumbent party for making life worse the last couple of years.

Attacking Scotus, trying to jail Trump and his supporters, etc. are all making the Dems complicit to the voters for bad politics, bad policies, and crude attempts at racial division.

Biden's melting brain being revealed now shows the MSM and the Dems conspiring to prevent the non political voters from noticing his growing senility. So another black mark on for Dem downballot types.

Then there is the fact that many of the new candidates are loons of the first order and for every loon taken down like Bowman and mebbe Cori Bush, several more candidates for Fall spring up to say evil things and promote insane policies.

We are back to the Nixon's silent majority type versus the Dems in 1972 albeit with much more corrupt elections.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 12:37 PM (/0X3E)

175 I think we should stop saying Biden is the worst president ever. The dems seem to take this as a challenge- Jimmy, Obama, now this.

Posted by: Piper at July 02, 2024 12:37 PM (pZEOD)

176 116 If the Orangeman is bad, why did Joe's handles paint Joe orange?

polls show orange men tend to lead in presidential polls.

Posted by: anachronda at July 02, 2024 12:37 PM (sGtp+)

177 Though I am a bit of a fan of Takahashi Rumiko's Mermaid stories, about a boy and a girl doomed to live forever because they ate the flesh of a mermaid. The anime In/Spectre plays off this myth also with the added twist of how urban legends can come to deadly life.

that sounds cool thanks!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 12:37 PM (s3qiR)

178 I'd like to see how Trump matches up with candidates OTHER than Joe. I keep reading that he fares poorly against some.

I would think the Democrats would take that into consideration.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 02, 2024 12:31 PM (EJRt

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Ace had a poll on this yesterday; Harris does as well as Biden, others all less well.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 02, 2024 12:37 PM (IeJut)

179 Update: Whoops! This is from a year ago.

But it's very of-the-moment.
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Ah, so it was part of the earlier push to discount the problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 12:37 PM (d04cU)

180 179 Ah, so it was part of the earlier push to discount the problem.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 12:37 PM (d04cU)

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What problem?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at July 02, 2024 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

181 He's a darling of the IC.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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And gays.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 12:38 PM (/0X3E)

182 86 Anyone else notice how Joe attacking SCOTUS yesterday was an obvious ploy to reassure people the Joe of the debate is not always the Joe of the debate?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 12:22 PM (tT6L1)

Quite convincing actually. Shuffles out, reads from the teleprompter, takes no questions nor even acknowledge the WH Press Pool, shuffles back behind closed doors.

Jimmy Carter could probably do that in his current state.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 02, 2024 12:38 PM (N39Ws)

183 I’m only four years late for the dank meme.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 02, 2024 12:38 PM (QSrLX)

184 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 12:30 PM (tT6L1)

Control of the Senate means the Rs will have an historic opportunity to get another John Roberts on the court, and the Dems can't stop it.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 02, 2024 12:38 PM (wGerL)

185
Just tell me to not fill it out if I'm not a demographically-preferred group. As an able, middle-aged, non-criminal white dude, I know exactly where filling this out will put my resume in their pile of options. Leaving it blank probably puts me in the same spot, of course, but damn. They're not even pretending anymore.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 12:36 PM (d04cU)

LinkedIn, Joe? I was on there the other day and it prompted me to enter that info…. Which I did not do of course

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 02, 2024 12:38 PM (4pZxP)

186 SNL Admits The Thinness of the Democrat Bench
.......

No way.
Bootygig / Levine 2024!

Posted by: wth at July 02, 2024 12:38 PM (v0R5T)

187 168 Black Orchid, J.D. Vance will be an excellent choice. Notice he has been out and proud supporting Trump daring to go on unfriendly media and doing extremely well.

I love the idea, so long as we can trust Ohio to replace him wisely ... we can, right?

Sarah would also be great

but Ron would be ... something else entirely. it would be ALL IN

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 12:38 PM (s3qiR)

188 Wait. Aren't we supposed to be in unprecedented CAT 5 early hurricane fear protocol now?

BTW there have bean plenty of hurricanes in July. Ruined a couple vacations.

Posted by: mogsmash at July 02, 2024 12:39 PM (sugqT)

189 158 Well, remember, Kamala should be president right now if these people truly cared about the minor fact Joe is not capable of executing the duties of his office. They're all in on politics and power, the people of this country be damned.

are you saying that joe is failing to position kamala for success?

Posted by: anachronda at July 02, 2024 12:39 PM (sGtp+)

190 "I watch Levin as much as I watch Hannity...which is none."

If anybody in town is listening to Levin on speaker, we all can hear him too.

Posted by: gp's Messages From Andromeda at July 02, 2024 12:39 PM (8PbEY)

191 Lib douchetards have no humor. They deny the existence of their soul. They can't fathom anything actually funny because everything is offensive and hurtful. So, they inherently suck at most things.

This has the ring of ~~truth~~ the jokes they are telling about you right now.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 02, 2024 12:39 PM (zdLoL)

192 if sarah huck sanders is the vp choice, expect her to be accused of sexual harassment by adam kinsiger and liz cheney.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 12:39 PM (CWTWj)

193 188 Wait. Aren't we supposed to be in unprecedented CAT 5 early hurricane fear protocol now?

well, pride month is over. time for the climate change decorations.

Posted by: anachronda at July 02, 2024 12:40 PM (sGtp+)

194 192 if sarah huck sanders is the vp choice, expect her to be accused of sexual harassment by adam kinsiger and liz cheney.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 12:39 PM (CWTWj)

I don't think she grabs pussies.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 12:40 PM (BAEGB)

195 They actually were downplaying Biden's infirmity.

"But... Biden fell off a bike once!"

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 02, 2024 12:40 PM (wGerL)

196 but Ron would be ... something else entirely. it would be ALL IN
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 12:38 PM (s3qiR)

Pretty good assassination insurance for Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 12:40 PM (IyPmt)

197 I wonder who is backing/paying CNN to turn on a dime...or if it's coming from deep state...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 12:29 PM (exHjb)

It is all about the dimes.... that they can get from advertisers when their ratings shoot up from becoming the 24/7 ORANGE MAN BAD Channel. They really can't help themselves frothing at the mouth about the man, and they get paid for it too.

Posted by: pookysgirl, beyond cynical at July 02, 2024 12:40 PM (dtlDP)

198 >>Black Orchid, J.D. Vance will be an excellent choice.

Vance would be a huge mistake.

You would lose a Senate Seat.

Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2024 12:40 PM (eWzyH)

199 ... Lol. You and I know danged good and well why: She is worse than Joe. Putting her in a President will force her to go in front of the public. And speak. And campaign. Now. ...
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 02, 2024 12:37 PM (Zsvhv)
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She was Kalorama's preferred candidate last time around. She failed. She failed early and she failed catastrophically. She was weak from the start and the imploded after Tulsi Gabbard methodically dismantled her at the first Dem debate. She was exposed as useless, stupid, incompetent, shrill, unpleasant virago and there was no coming back from that.

Joe was the compromise. Harris is an also-ran, and she's finished. Even if Joe dies or resigns and she has to step in, she'll always only ever be an also-ran.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 12:40 PM (d04cU)

200 Prior thread someone posted Andrea Mitchell looking drugged clip got no reaction. I watched, and now wonder if they still make seconols and quayludes. I remember that look well.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 02, 2024 12:40 PM (4780s)

201 are you saying that joe is failing to position kamala for success?
Posted by: anachronda at July 02, 2024 12:39 PM (sGtp+)
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Heh, well, in truth, Joe has, but, the Junta refuses to allow Kamala to do what needs to be done.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 12:40 PM (tT6L1)

202 If it's not Joe, it's going to be Kamala. The reason is money. The only way the funds raised so far is if Kamala is the candidate. There is no way that they will give that up. If she loses, which will happen, that's another problem solved as she is then out of the picture for 2028.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 02, 2024 12:40 PM (t/2Uw)

203 176 116 If the Orangeman is bad, why did Joe's handles paint Joe orange?

polls show orange men tend to lead in presidential polls.
Posted by: anachronda at July 02

You almost made me spit out my smoothie, and it is one of my recipe concoction fails. I put kale, pineapple,blueberries and banana with blue magik, spirulina, bee pollen and flaxseeds. It’s a very odd grey color that would probably stain everything.

Posted by: Piper at July 02, 2024 12:40 PM (pZEOD)

204 "He was a genus"

He was a whole phylum.

Posted by: gp's Messages From Andromeda at July 02, 2024 12:40 PM (8PbEY)

205 "WAKE UP!!"

Lol.

Posted by: Just reporting at July 02, 2024 12:40 PM (scll+)

206 Kamala isn't capable of executing the office of President. She is a dimwit. She sucks a mean dick I hear.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 02, 2024 12:41 PM (pohLc)

207 Soon -
"Cannibals ate Beau because global warming drove Putin and Bibi to commit genocide on the population of Scranton, where I drove 18-wheelers every afternoon to deliver the coal I mined every morning to our kitchen table issues!"

- J. Biden

Posted by: Gref at July 02, 2024 12:41 PM (5fDan)

208 Dear Mr. Ace, I hope you’re rewarded for all the Rush Limbaugh show prep you’re giving EVERYONE. Because they owe you.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 02, 2024 12:41 PM (QSrLX)

209 LinkedIn, Joe? I was on there the other day and it prompted me to enter that info…. Which I did not do of course
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 02, 2024 12:38 PM (4pZxP)
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No, but they do it, too. They're just way more open - unintentionally, I think, because of the need for virtue points within the New System - about why they're asking.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 12:41 PM (d04cU)

210
I can see Kamala getting the same percentage as Joe. Doesn't matter with RFK Jr skimming 5 to 10%.

It's over. Lotta resumes need writin'.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 02, 2024 12:41 PM (RKVpM)

211 "He was a genus"

He was a whole phylum.
Posted by: gp's Messages From Andromeda

It runs in the family.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2024 12:41 PM (+6bUL)

212 Dems you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2024 12:41 PM (qVqTh)

213 Kamala is a former prostitute so really, overqualified for politics

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 12:41 PM (s3qiR)

214 one thing i learned when job hunting on line like fifteen years ago is that if your family is from egypt or libya you are not african-american.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 12:41 PM (CWTWj)

215 Neil Gaiman?

Well there is Dream Hunters by him which is set in Japan about a Buddhist monk, kitsune, and vengeance. The first edition graphic novel has art drawn by Yoshitaka Amano. But it is very low on any kind of gore.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2024 12:41 PM (IerVx)

216 178 I'd like to see how Trump matches up with candidates OTHER than Joe. I keep reading that he fares poorly against some.

I would think the Democrats would take that into consideration.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 02, 2024 12:31 PM (EJRt
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Ace had a poll on this yesterday; Harris does as well as Biden, others all less well.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Martini, that has not been true for some time. First, ignore any generic Dem versus Trump polling. Every realistic potential candidate for the Dems has pimples and warts just as Trump does but are also saddled with defending the current unpopular Dem policies. For a new start, a Dem would have to repudiate the Green Nude Eel, massive spending including Ukraine, siding with Ham Ass rather than Israel, the Trans everywhere folks, etc.

A good pitchman does not save a losing product in advertising. If the dog won't eat the food, then doesn't matter to a person if Oprah is singing the praises of it on TV ads.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 12:41 PM (/0X3E)

217 199 Joe was the compromise. Harris is an also-ran, and she's finished. Even if Joe dies or resigns and she has to step in, she'll always only ever be an also-ran.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 12:40 PM (d04cU)

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Joe was compromise, but he was also a panic choice.

The first debate was months before Iowa. They didn't consolidate around Joe until Super Tuesday.

They tried with Beto, Warren, and Buttigieg before they got around to the only not-Bernie that worked within the Democrat primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

218 The balcony brunette by the sea laments the death of comedy:
http://tiny.cc/yuoyyz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 12:42 PM (d04cU)

219 Kamalama would not only be a polling disaster, the deep state fears they could not control her. She'd be firing people right and left, everybody hates her.

Posted by: wth at July 02, 2024 12:42 PM (v0R5T)

220 The pnly way the funds raised so far can be transferred is if the candidate is Kamala. Don;t think I was clear.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 02, 2024 12:42 PM (t/2Uw)

221 200 Here it is again:
https://tinyurl.com/mtduk434

Posted by: gp's Messages From Andromeda at July 02, 2024 12:42 PM (8PbEY)

222 If all the excuses for why Biden had a one-off bad debate are true, how come he didn't take questions yesterday?

All day to prep for a 5-minute teleprompter speech.

And a press corps that has been repeatedly exposed as cooperating in giving him the questions in advance.

Still: No questions just shuffles away.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 02, 2024 12:42 PM (Zsvhv)

223 I am pretty hot in white.

Posted by: Jill at July 02, 2024 12:42 PM (RUmyk)

224 212 Dems you ignorant slut.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 02, 2024 12:41 PM (qVqTh)

Back when SNL was worth watching.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 02, 2024 12:42 PM (wGerL)

225 It's why I would love to see Mark Levin as Trump's next PS. THAT would be entertainment PPV could pay the national debt off with.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 12:30 PM (IXZGh)

I watch Levin as much as I watch Hannity...which is none.
Posted by: BignJames

I can only take so much of that guy's hyper-nasal voice.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 12:42 PM (v6JzV)

226 127 I wonder who is backing/paying CNN to turn on a dime...or if it's coming from deep state...

IC has been super quiet

it's probably them
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The C in CNN is CIA. They are worldwide and on in every O-6 above headquarters and embassy worldwide. Its not subtle.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 02, 2024 12:43 PM (n17eQ)

227 You almost made me spit out my smoothie, and it is one of my recipe concoction fails. I put kale, pineapple,blueberries and banana with blue magik, spirulina, bee pollen and flaxseeds. It’s a very odd grey color that would probably stain everything.
Posted by: Piper

Last I heard, that's illegal in 83 countries.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 02, 2024 12:43 PM (+6bUL)

228 True, but Cenk is a socialist that thinks Biden is a conservative, corporatist sellout, so he didn't like him anyway. Cenk is also borderline retarded...he tried to run against Biden in the 2024 primaries, despite being foreign born, to "raise awareness" of how terrible a candidate Joe was (and, probably, raise money off his even dumber financial backers).

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 02, 2024 12:43 PM (JCZqz)

229 Over at Twitchy there's a thread from Tapper about the Dem governors having a conference call. They want to here from joe themselves. If you can't make up your mind after that debate performance you are plant life

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 02, 2024 12:43 PM (NMNWr)

230 200 Prior thread someone posted Andrea Mitchell looking drugged clip got no reaction. I watched, and now wonder if they still make seconols and quayludes. I remember that look well.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 02, 2024 12:40 PM (4780s)

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I'm sorry I missed that link. I cannot stomach that bitch.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2024 12:43 PM (JeYYB)

231 The balcony brunette by the sea laments the death of comedy:
http://tiny.cc/yuoyyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

She looks pretty happy to have that string up her butt.

Posted by: wth at July 02, 2024 12:43 PM (v0R5T)

232 206 Kamala isn't capable of executing the office of President. She is a dimwit. She sucks a mean dick I hear.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 02, 2024 12:41 PM (pohLc)

Which means she won't fondle the nuclear launch button like its a nipple. Unless it reminds her of the First Husband or Willy Brown.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 02, 2024 12:43 PM (N39Ws)

233 Republicans have to appeal to voters.

Democrats just count ballots.

So the "thinness" of the Dem bench doesn't matter as much as you might think...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 02, 2024 12:43 PM (oZhjI)

234 Yep. Kenan Thomson has been on SNL for over 20 years now. Longest tenure in the history of the show.
Posted by: Bigsmith at July 02, 2024 12:36 PM (vGp4e)

Dude's literally been doing sketch comedy all his life. He did basically the same thing as a kid on Nickelodeon in the 90s before joining the SNL cast.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 02, 2024 12:44 PM (B9Prs)

235 213 Kamala is a former prostitute so really, overqualified for politics
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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At least her clients got happy endings in her former job. All we, the voter get, are tedious lectures and incomprehensible cackling.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 12:44 PM (/0X3E)

236 214 one thing i learned when job hunting on line like fifteen years ago is that if your family is from egypt or libya you are not african-american.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 12:41 PM (CWTWj)

Yes, but Elon Musk is.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 02, 2024 12:44 PM (pohLc)

237 Gavin Mewsom. Have you ever seen a more oily, lizard-like, lying buffoon?

His argument is he’ll do for the country what he did for California.

Posted by: Vengeance at July 02, 2024 12:44 PM (318OH)

238 Cruella de Jille, "Vogue!"

TWIP better have doctored DOCTOR Jill's Vogue cover into a Dalmatian overcoat.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 02, 2024 12:44 PM (rHxhM)

239 228 True, but Cenk is a socialist that thinks Biden is a conservative, corporatist sellout, so he didn't like him anyway. Cenk is also borderline retarded...he tried to run against Biden in the 2024 primaries, despite being foreign born, to "raise awareness" of how terrible a candidate Joe was (and, probably, raise money off his even dumber financial backers).
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 02, 2024 12:43 PM (JCZqz)

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October, he's going to be so pro-Joe that he'll punch anyone who says that he used to be anti-Joe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

240 Cenk Bugger of the Young Jurks is also for an anti-Biden coup de merde like CNN.

Posted by: andycanuck

A little duce coup?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 02, 2024 12:44 PM (hCzfy)

241 194 192 if sarah huck sanders is the vp choice, expect her to be accused of sexual harassment by adam kinsiger and liz cheney.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 12:39 PM (CWTWj)

I don't think she grabs pussies.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 12:40 PM (BAEGB)

Dems think it's Youngkin - they were willing to take the fall in the VA Senate (not up for election til 2027) last night just to avoid giving Youngkin a win. The House (which is up for election in 2025) had voted 92-0 for disabled military ed benefits restoration before the Senate denied it...they are all in on making sure Trump has to struggle to win (and Youngkin would give him a cake walk I think)...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 12:44 PM (exHjb)

242 Jake Tapper
@jaketapper

BREAKING....

Sources: Democratic governors held a call yesterday afternoon...

Just governors – no staffs – no one from campaign or WH...

Organized by Gov Tim Walz of Minnesota for the DGA...

tinyurl.com/4y5swepj

Posted by: redridinghood at July 02, 2024 12:44 PM (NpAcC)

243 Norm MacDonald was funneh.

RIP you magny basty.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 12:45 PM (fV+MH)

244 229 Over at Twitchy there's a thread from Tapper about the Dem governors having a conference call. They want to here from joe themselves. If you can't make up your mind after that debate performance you are plant life
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 02, 2024 12:43 PM (NMNWr)
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Which Joe will they get: the 10am-4pm Joe or Debate night Joe.

Posted by: WisRich at July 02, 2024 12:45 PM (G0vdT)

245 227 You almost made me spit out my smoothie, and it is one of my recipe concoction fails. I put kale, pineapple,blueberries and banana with blue magik, spirulina, bee pollen and flaxseeds. It’s a very odd grey color that would probably stain everything.
Posted by: Piper

Last I heard, that's illegal in 83 countries.

it keeps my voice sounding young

Posted by: yoko at July 02, 2024 12:45 PM (sGtp+)

246 The obvious consensus candidate is Zombie Walter Mondale. That man knew how to get politically obliterated in style and the particular skill will be necessary.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 02, 2024 12:45 PM (RUmyk)

247 I like JD Vance, but he's not really a value add, and doesn't get you Ohio, you already have Ohio.

Plus it removes one of the most dependable Senators out of the Senate to be replaced by G-d knows who.

Is till think it's going to be Youngkin or Scott.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 02, 2024 12:45 PM (XV/Pl)

248 221 200 Here it is again:
https://tinyurl.com/mtduk434
Posted by: gp's Messages From Andromeda at July 02, 2024 12:42 PM (8PbEY)

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Holy shit, she's falling asleep on screen. WTF?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2024 12:45 PM (JeYYB)

249 244 Which Joe will they get: the 10am-4pm Joe or Debate night Joe.

realized something this morning. joe is best from 10am to 4pm.

10. 2. 4.

joe is clearly a puppet of big dr. pepper.

Posted by: anachronda at July 02, 2024 12:45 PM (sGtp+)

250 Democratic governors held a call yesterday afternoon...

Bredesen's moment?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 02, 2024 12:46 PM (gKWVE)

251 The balcony brunette by the sea laments the death of comedy:
http://tiny.cc/yuoyyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 12:42 PM (d04cU)
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All is now right with the world.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 02, 2024 12:46 PM (IeJut)

252 wow- Andrea's dozing off on live TV

Posted by: Don Black at July 02, 2024 12:46 PM (/7KEl)

253 Which Joe will they get: the 10am-4pm Joe or Debate night Joe.
Posted by: WisRich at July 02, 2024 12:45 PM (G0vdT)

Depends on what doping schedule they can use next.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 02, 2024 12:46 PM (uGhsv)

254 Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 3h
No SCOTUS bombshells this am but there's a new filing by Trump in docs case related to malfeasance in the FBI raid and investigation.

It appears Jack Smith only recently turned over some FBI emails about the raid. Defense suspects there are more comms that the special counsel is concealing.

But don't worry I am sure this is all SOP.

Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 3h
Also appears Jack Smith is conducting an internal inquiry into the mishandling of evidence seized during MAL raid. This is central to Trump's pending motion to dismiss based on "spoliation" of evidence.

Seems major.

Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 3h
As I have reported, the special Counsel admitted investigators can't match some of the prop classified cover sheets used as "placeholders" and other handwritten covers to an alleged classified document.

Also seems major.

https://is.gd/poiG0T
Highlighted screencaps.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 02, 2024 12:46 PM (Jh5b+)

255 248 Opiates, benzos, both.

Posted by: gp's Messages From Andromeda at July 02, 2024 12:46 PM (8PbEY)

256 Holy shit, she's falling asleep on screen. WTF?
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2024 12:45 PM (JeYYB)
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Joe Biden feels her pain.

Posted by: WisRich at July 02, 2024 12:47 PM (G0vdT)

257 >>Is till think it's going to be Youngkin or Scott.

Scott would be a giant mistake.

I'd rather see Byron Donalds / Ben Carson if we are going to pander.

Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2024 12:47 PM (eWzyH)

258 247 I like JD Vance, but he's not really a value add, and doesn't get you Ohio, you already have Ohio.

Plus it removes one of the most dependable Senators out of the Senate to be replaced by G-d knows who.

Is till think it's going to be Youngkin or Scott.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 02, 2024 12:45 PM (XV/Pl)

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I just hope that Trump has learned of my cabinet idea and follows through with it.

He becomes president and fills his cabinet with leftist Republican senators. He works with the Republican governors to replace the senators with stronger conservatives.

Then he fires all of the cabinet and gets a new one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 12:47 PM (GBKbO)

259 Point being...you're not supposed to make an entire career of SNL.

It's supposed to be a stepping stone.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 12:47 PM (fV+MH)

260 You almost made me spit out my smoothie, and it is one of my recipe concoction fails. I put kale, pineapple,blueberries and banana with blue magik, spirulina, bee pollen and flaxseeds. It’s a very odd grey color that would probably stain everything.
Posted by: Piper

No vodka?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 12:47 PM (v6JzV)

261 Gavin Mewsom. Have you ever seen a more oily, lizard-like, lying buffoon?

His argument is he’ll do for the country what he did for California.
Posted by: Vengeance
......

The Perfect Democrat

Posted by: wth at July 02, 2024 12:47 PM (v0R5T)

262 I'd rather see Byron Donalds / Ben Carson if we are going to pander.
Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2024 12:47 PM (eWzyH)

Agreed

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 12:47 PM (IyPmt)

263 Joe was compromise, but he was also a panic choice.

The first debate was months before Iowa. They didn't consolidate around Joe until Super Tuesday.

They tried with Beto, Warren, and Buttigieg before they got around to the only not-Bernie that worked within the Democrat primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 12:42 PM (GBKbO)
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Yup. Kalorma saw its candidate (Harris) implode and their next choice (Buttigieg) fail to launch, the Clinton faction saw one candidate (Warren) flail around uselessly while the other (Bloomberg) splashed money and got nowhere, the old-school "blue dog" faction saw their candidate (the sad sack from Ohio - Tim Ryan, IIRC) get absolutely nothing, the rest of the lesser candidates imploded and the outsiders (Gabbard, Sanders) gained traction and had to be destroyed (for Sanders that was a game, but I'm not sure it was for Gabbard).

Every faction failed in 2020, and Obama's assassination insurance became the compromise candidate across all of them, with Kalorama on top but weakly so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 12:47 PM (d04cU)

264 >The balcony brunette by the sea....

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hey don't lean against that thing- you don't know how sturdy it is

Posted by: Don Black at July 02, 2024 12:47 PM (/7KEl)

265 C'mon Garrett. It's Ohio. That woldnot be a given especially if the Rs take over and they are sitting right now with 49 with 8 tossups. One of the tossups is Cruz. haha. Tester is gone. Even if they lost his seat, they only need one more and Vance would be presiding over the Senate.
That is not a good reason to eliminate him.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 02, 2024 12:48 PM (t/2Uw)

266 I like JD Vance, but he's not really a value add, and doesn't get you Ohio, you already have Ohio.

Vance gets an "in" to western PA, also WI and MI and northern GA. These were 2016 voters which Trump lost 2020.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 02, 2024 12:48 PM (gKWVE)

267 Dems think it's Youngkin - they were willing to take the fall in the VA Senate (not up for election til 2027) last night just to avoid giving Youngkin a win. The House (which is up for election in 2025) had voted 92-0 for disabled military ed benefits restoration before the Senate denied it...they are all in on making sure Trump has to struggle to win (and Youngkin would give him a cake walk I think)...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 12:44 PM (exHjb)

I don’t know enough about Youngkin to be convinced he’s really in the MAGA camp. IIRC he kinda ignored Trump to get elected; perhaps a strategic choice. But I’d prefer someone I knew was on my side… Vance, DeSantis, Sanders, Zeldin

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 02, 2024 12:48 PM (4pZxP)

268 In Justice Roberts crosshairs now!

https://tinyurl.com/4xzf3y9t

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 12:48 PM (o3Uyl)

269 Holy shit, she's falling asleep on screen. WTF?
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2024 12:45 PM (JeYYB)
++++
Drugs are a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 12:48 PM (d04cU)

270 @258

>>Then he fires all of the cabinet and gets a new one.

That's a bold strategy Cotton, and just might work.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 02, 2024 12:49 PM (XV/Pl)

271 263 Every faction failed in 2020, and Obama's assassination insurance became the compromise candidate across all of them, with Kalorama on top but weakly so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 12:47 PM (d04cU)

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And I had been assured that the Democrat base would never vote for a white man again.

And two white men were the top of the pile for over a year, eventually giving it to the second most popular white man in the party.

Even the Democrat electorate doesn't give a shit about diversity.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

272 Holy shit, she's falling asleep on screen. WTF?
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2024 12:45 PM (JeYYB)

Just like MSNBC's audience.

Posted by: spindrift at July 02, 2024 12:49 PM (OguvZ)

273 Politico, 2024 Election, 'We've all enabled the situation': Dems turn o Biden's inner sanctum post debate

The senior team's management of Biden has grown more strictly controlled as his term has gone on.

In part, “It’s like, ‘You can’t include that, that will set him off,’ or ‘Put that in, he likes that,’” said one senior administration official. “It’s a Rorschach test, not a briefing. Because he is not a pleasant person to be around when he’s being briefed. It’s very difficult, and people are scared shitless of him.”

Commander.

ha, ha, ha!

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 02, 2024 12:49 PM (NFX2v)

274 266 I like JD Vance, but he's not really a value add, and doesn't get you Ohio, you already have Ohio.

Vance gets an "in" to western PA, also WI and MI and northern GA. These were 2016 voters which Trump lost 2020.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 02, 2024 12:48 PM (gKWVE)

Vance does the opposite of get you GA...maybe he makes the rust belt sweep possible, but I don't know how popular he is in OH right now...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 12:49 PM (exHjb)

275 he balcony brunette by the sea laments the death of comedy:
http://tiny.cc/yuoyyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 12:42 PM (d04cU)
===============
All is now right with the world.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

She's a repeat, I think. Not that I'm complaining.

Joe's retreat with his harem probably made him a little forgetful.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 12:49 PM (v6JzV)

276 >>Tester is gone.

Bite your tongue.

Knock on wood.

NEVER rely on the Voters of Montana to get you a conservative Senator.
Only disappointment will follow.

Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2024 12:49 PM (eWzyH)

277 If Biden watched Solvent Green, he wouldn't see anything wrong.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 02, 2024 12:49 PM (J8LnB)

278 Point being...you're not supposed to make an entire career of SNL.

It's supposed to be a stepping stone.

So it's the fast food job of comedy?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 02, 2024 12:49 PM (dZVON)

279 In/Spectre season one opening -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbhbPq4kgU8

Corpse Princess English trailer -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T1xoXhjhqU&t

How did I forget Undead Girl Murder Farce?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74iiLITdZBs

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2024 12:50 PM (IerVx)

280 Democrats just count ballots.

So the "thinness" of the Dem bench doesn't matter as much as you might think...
Posted by: 18-1
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Problem is that the areas needed to cheat are increasing massively by area as new states are coming on line that were not in play in 2020 and the Biden campaign is semi paralyzed right now.

Morale matters even when trying to execute a cheat and the ill wind is against the Dems this cycle. Simply put, how the Dems cheated in 2020 is now obvious and there is some activity going on behind the scenes via motor voter lawsuits, lawfare in Arizona over non citizens voting, etc.

Firing Ronna and firing the get along go along legal types at the RNC (including the short lived director that was friends with Marc Elias) means that legal groundwork can start a lot earlier than reacting after a loss.

You have to be proactive to stop the cheat--drain the floaters on the vote registration lists, prevent handout mail in ballots, prevent locals from counting late ones contrary to state law, etc. It takes a massive legal effort to stop the cheat which is why the Dems are trying to go after the electors in swing states. Many of them are campaign law attorneys.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 12:50 PM (/0X3E)

281 I saw that the chief rabbi in Paris is calling for all right-thinking people to join with the Muslims and defeat Le Pen. Apparently "Chickens for KFC" is real.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 02, 2024 12:50 PM (FD5dr)

282 270 @258

>>Then he fires all of the cabinet and gets a new one.

That's a bold strategy Cotton, and just might work.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 02, 2024 12:49 PM (XV/Pl)

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It would never work twice and would require complete secrecy from a lot of people (you'd probably need the Senate caucus leader on board).

But if it happened and worked, it'd be a huge coup within the party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 12:50 PM (GBKbO)

283 I don’t know enough about Youngkin to be convinced he’s really in the MAGA camp. IIRC he kinda ignored Trump to get elected; perhaps a strategic choice. But I’d prefer someone I knew was on my side… Vance, DeSantis, Sanders, Zeldin
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 02, 2024 12:48 PM (4pZxP)

He's a non-politician.
He's Trump wealthy.
So, he's not buyable or corruptable by the deep state. Anyone not rich with good lawyers can't be the pick, even if they are with us - too easy to break...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 12:50 PM (exHjb)

284 Jasper Scherer
@jaspscherer
Doggett: "I represent the heart of a cong. district once represented by Lyndon Johnson. Under very diff. circumstances, he made the painful decision to withdraw. President Biden should do the same. While much of his work has been transformational, he pledged to be transitional."
Quote
Matthew Choi
@matthewichoi·5m
Woah
Austin Dem Rep. Lloyd Doggett calls on Biden to withdraw
9:49 AM · Jul 2, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 02, 2024 12:51 PM (9aVck)

285 >> C'mon Garrett. It's Ohio.

Also. The Governor of Ohio would be the one picking Vance's replacement.

He's a Squish.

Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2024 12:51 PM (eWzyH)

286 276 Bite your tongue.

Knock on wood.

NEVER rely on the Voters of Montana to get you a conservative Senator.
Only disappointment will follow.
Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2024 12:49 PM (eWzyH)

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He hasn't even put on his flannel yet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

287 This skit is the same as most of the sitcoms that are current on TV - not funny because of dumbed down writers writing for a dumbed down demo that will watch their shows. Juvenile and tedious.

Posted by: Cheri at July 02, 2024 12:51 PM (oiNtH)

288 ... She's a repeat, I think. Not that I'm complaining. ...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 12:49 PM (v6JzV)
++++
This blonde in her underwear apologizes on my behalf:
http://tiny.cc/7woyyz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 12:51 PM (d04cU)

289 260
No vodka?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02,

I am learning this weight class which means I have to keep doing it over and over section by section. I think vodka may hinder these efforts.

Posted by: Piper at July 02, 2024 12:51 PM (pZEOD)

290 Given that Trump's pick Moreno is probably going to lose to Sherrod Brown I wouldn't assume Ohio is an easy win for the GOP to replace Vance, especially if Trump is endorsing a candidate.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 02, 2024 12:51 PM (xPl2J)

291 I've mentioned in the past, it appears the Trump camp is looking for impeachment insurance.

Not sure Scott would fit that bill. Nor Youngkin.

And, if there's a chance J.D. Vance as VP would harm a possible Senate majority, I don't see him either.

I think it has to be someone who is impeachment insurance and also will to keep PDT's approach moving forward.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 12:51 PM (tT6L1)

292 129 I watched part of a clip in which Harold Ford Jr. Democrat, said the other quiet part out loud: The down ballot races are in jeopardy if Joe remains on the ballot.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 12:30 PM (tT6L1)

This is the genius of letting William Clyburn set the field for the party.

Posted by: blaster at July 02, 2024 12:52 PM (cvZX6)

293 "So it's the fast food job of comedy?

Posted by: Blanco Basura"

It's like working a McDonalds for 20 years.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 12:52 PM (fV+MH)

294 280 Firing Ronna and firing the get along go along legal types at the RNC (including the short lived director that was friends with Marc Elias) means that legal groundwork can start a lot earlier than reacting after a loss.

You have to be proactive to stop the cheat--drain the floaters on the vote registration lists, prevent handout mail in ballots, prevent locals from counting late ones contrary to state law, etc. It takes a massive legal effort to stop the cheat which is why the Dems are trying to go after the electors in swing states. Many of them are campaign law attorneys.
Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 12:50 PM (/0X3E)

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I am not without hope, but it is a very small hope.

A fool's hope.

Maybe I'll change my nic to Peregrin Took.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 12:52 PM (GBKbO)

295 Lee Zeldin is still in the VP hunt right?

Posted by: Bigsmith at July 02, 2024 12:52 PM (vGp4e)

296
All is now right with the world.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 02, 2024 12:46 PM

Every day recently has been like de-caf coffee, but now things are right in the world again.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 02, 2024 12:52 PM (RKVpM)

297 291 I think it has to be someone who is impeachment insurance and also will to keep PDT's approach moving forward.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 12:51 PM (tT6L1)

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Peter Thiel?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 12:53 PM (GBKbO)

298 The balcony brunette by the sea laments the death of comedy

No problem. I find these pinup girls sending their photos into the internet rather amusing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2024 12:53 PM (oUxZc)

299 Scott is a no go.
Pro Ukraine
2020 election was fine
Adds nothing to the campaign except the color of his skin. Thought we were beyond that.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 02, 2024 12:53 PM (t/2Uw)

300 LOL.

Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 21h
It appears some Democrats are attempting to overturn the results of the 2024 Democratic presidential primary. I am told this is insurrection and whatnot

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 02, 2024 12:53 PM (Jh5b+)

301 I need several more years of seeing Vance in action then I'll maybe trust him.

Posted by: nckate at July 02, 2024 12:53 PM (4bYb7)

302 Vance gets an "in" to western PA, also WI and MI and northern GA. These were 2016 voters which Trump lost 2020.
Posted by: gKWVE
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What you said didn't happen in GA. The rural areas turned out bigly for Trump in 2020, just not the pale GOPe types.

GA was settled by vote buying via giftcards from harvesters (illegal btw in GA) and outright ballot stuffing in Fulton County and to a lesser degree in other urban shitholes.

Like Arizona, the GOP in power in GA let it happen because of Never Trumper GOPe types that benefitted from it financially (Ratshitburger has deep Chinese ties for example and you can find similar shenanigans in Arizona which are probably cartel in nature).

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 12:53 PM (/0X3E)

303 252 wow- Andrea's dozing off on live TV
Posted by: Don Black

Hold my Quaaludes.

Posted by: Jessica Savitch at July 02, 2024 12:53 PM (w9Wax)

304 It's over. Lotta resumes need writin'.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 02, 2024 12:41 PM

WLNSSEODQY.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at July 02, 2024 12:54 PM (ePTZ3)

305 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 12:40 PM (d04cU)

That woman is the most likely next president, next to Trump. They will not sweep their Historic First aside. Also she is a puppet who will do and say exactly what they want. Which is not really an also.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 12:54 PM (lX8VI)

306 Drugs are a hell of a drug.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 12:48 PM (d04cU)

She does look like a junkie nodding off after a hit of Heroin.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 02, 2024 12:54 PM (pohLc)

307 I don’t know enough about Youngkin to be convinced he’s really in the MAGA camp. IIRC he kinda ignored Trump to get elected; perhaps a strategic choice. But I’d prefer someone I knew was on my side… Vance, DeSantis, Sanders, Zeldin

I thought VPs were supposed to be insurance policies. One must ask Who Would The Deep State Accept?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 02, 2024 12:54 PM (rHxhM)

308 I have to be honest...A King Harv blog post intrigues me. Might sell some coffee.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 02, 2024 12:54 PM (Z8Yh2)

309 26 The last time SNL was funny I was hand dropping bombs on the Hun from my Sopwith Camel.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 12:14 PM (fV+MH)
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Sergeant Biggles?

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #12 at July 02, 2024 12:54 PM (qfLjt)

310 300 LOL.

Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 21h
It appears some Democrats are attempting to overturn the results of the 2024 Democratic presidential primary. I am told this is insurrection and whatnot
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 02, 2024 12:53 PM (Jh5b+)
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The clock is ticking. Only a few weeks before virtual nomination.

Posted by: WisRich at July 02, 2024 12:54 PM (G0vdT)

311 Peter Thiel?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 12:53 PM (GBKbO)
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No idea who that is, so, not sure if you're serious or joking. Which, if a joke, is a pity, because you've a great tongue in cheek style.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 12:55 PM (tT6L1)

312
I had a Biden-like terrorist boss early in my career that would be personally abusive at meetings. A younger associate lit him up at a meeting knowing he would be fired and not caring.

Everybody remembered him fondly, and as a hero.

Posted by: Auspex at July 02, 2024 12:55 PM (j4U/Z)

313 Just 50 Desanti everyfuckingwhere.
Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 12:34 PM (fV+MH

I bet they're out there. They just need to be discovered. Also, they need to be identified among the counterfeits.

Posted by: Emmie at July 02, 2024 12:55 PM (Sf2cq)

314 @274

>>Vance does the opposite of get you GA...maybe he makes the rust belt sweep possible, but I don't know how popular he is in OH right now...

Which is why I've been pimping Youngkin from jump, Georgia is a tricky state, you have to placate the GOPe c**ts and not motivate the black agitation machine.

You can't get anymore GOPe insider than the former CEO of The Carlye Group and Youngkin can pimp his fight against the schools and trying to deliver better education to people of all backgrounds but especially black kids.

Youngkin is as close to Jack Kemp as we're going to get.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 02, 2024 12:55 PM (XV/Pl)

315 307 I thought VPs were supposed to be insurance policies. One must ask Who Would The Deep State Accept?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 02, 2024 12:54 PM (rHxhM)

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They're about intraparty bargaining between different factions.

Trump didn't pick Pence because IN was in danger. W. didn't pick Cheney because WY was in danger. Obama didn't pick Biden because DE was in danger. Biden didn't choose Kamala because CA was in danger.

VP picks are never about trying to win the home states of VPs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

316 >>That woman is the most likely next president, next to Trump. They will not sweep their Historic First aside.

Gotta hand it to them...

the prospect of Electing the Historic First Black Woman (who isn't in any way black) is a funny one.

Funnier than anything SNL has done in over 30 years.

Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2024 12:55 PM (eWzyH)

317 Would it make sense for the Trump campaign to wait until the Dems convention before picking a VP?

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 12:55 PM (o3Uyl)

318 I haven't been this depressed since that awful night tfg was declared the winner over Hillary. It was a gut punch, and we are still feeling the terrible ramifications of that night. THIS SCOTUS decision hit me just as hard because of the god-awful ramifications it WILL have on our Democracy.

we are going to win this election. I feel it in my bones and I have been wrong only once...when O'Malley did not get the nod .. so my track record is pretty good..better than pollsters that is for sure. Hang in there, some days you just feel like throwing your coffee at the screen .. I know I do.

This morning feels like I woke up in a different country.

The fuckheads are trying to force fascism on us whether we want it or not. The answer is: HELL FUCKING NO!!!! We don't want to be ruled by a tyrannical dictator, and we certainly don't want TFG to be dictator for life. STFU Fox, and all the other right wing bullshit out there.

Cut this sky is falling act. We will win. The majority of Americans will not let TFG see the inside of the white house again. No more Debbie downers.

Worry about what the maggots will do when they lose.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 02, 2024 12:55 PM (JCZqz)

319 I remember last time SNL did a skit similar to this was all the Democrat candidates (including Clinton) not wanting to run against Bush I.

Let's hope it's not a repeat.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 02, 2024 12:56 PM (CjgNg)

320 "Sergeant Biggles?

Posted by: Ciampino"

None other!

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 12:56 PM (fV+MH)

321 C'mon Garrett. It's Ohio. That woldnot be a given especially if the Rs take over and they are sitting right now with 49 with 8 tossups. One of the tossups is Cruz. haha. Tester is gone. Even if they lost his seat, they only need one more and Vance would be presiding over the Senate.
That is not a good reason to eliminate him.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 02, 2024 12:48 PM (t/2Uw)
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the big problem is Ohio has a lot of lousy Republicans. Replacing Vance with an equally good candidate would not be easy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 02, 2024 12:56 PM (lTUrV)

322 252 wow- Andrea's dozing off on live TV
Posted by: Don Black
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Maybe it's time for someone to tell Andrea she should retire.

Posted by: WisRich at July 02, 2024 12:56 PM (G0vdT)

323 311 Peter Thiel?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 12:53 PM (GBKbO)
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No idea who that is, so, not sure if you're serious or joking. Which, if a joke, is a pity, because you've a great tongue in cheek style.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 12:55 PM (tT6L1)

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Billionaire who funded Hulk Hogan's lawsuit against Gawker.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 12:56 PM (GBKbO)

324 That woman is the most likely next president, next to Trump. They will not sweep their Historic First aside. Also she is a puppet who will do and say exactly what they want. Which is not really an also.
Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 12:54 PM (lX8VI)
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That is a distinct possibility, and it will be a nightmare for them. Harris is a bad plan. She always was, despite being Kalorama's Golden Girl.

It's one of the reasons I think they might let Trump win.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 12:56 PM (d04cU)

325 Joe is going down.

>>@alx
·
>>3m
PELOSI ON BIDEN: “I think it’s a legitimate question to say, is this an episode or is this a condition?”

Nixon refused to resign until Republican Senators told him it was time to go. If Pelosi is telling Joe he's done then he's done.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 12:56 PM (LkLld)

326 I am not without hope, but it is a very small hope.
A fool's hope.
Maybe I'll change my nic to Peregrin Took.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 12:52 PM

So, the "P" movie is not the one from which you draw succor?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 02, 2024 12:56 PM (ePTZ3)

327 I understand that the July 11 sentencing is postponed over the SC decision

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 02, 2024 12:56 PM (ON7MW)

328 Matthew Choi
@matthewichoi·5m
Woah
Austin Dem Rep. Lloyd Doggett calls on Biden to withdraw
9:49 AM · Jul 2, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe

Withdrawal due to incompetence seems like a tough needle to thread. Don't believe he'd be willing to step down front the presidency.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 02, 2024 12:57 PM (hCzfy)

329
I think it has to be someone who is impeachment insurance and also will to keep PDT's approach moving forward.

Vivek. Though I would prefer Vivek as Chief of Staff to PDJT.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 02, 2024 12:57 PM (rHxhM)

330 The balcony brunette by the sea laments the death of comedy

No problem. I find these pinup girls sending their photos into the internet rather amusing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
......

Looks like she's trying to clean the glass with her butt.

Posted by: wth at July 02, 2024 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

331 Cthillary totally took over that dude's mind!

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 12:57 PM (krQz2)

332 I am not without hope, but it is a very small hope.

A fool's hope.

Maybe I'll change my nic to Peregrin Took.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Cheating is a lot harder than it looks and to do what the Dems do and not being openly flaunted, requires a lot of prep work. When the election board of plausible Trump states are getting to NJ, NY, MN, VA, etc. then you simply do not have the 'manpower' to execute the most common cheat of vote harvesting. Electronic rigging is the most dangerous because I don't think the courts will give the unpopular Biden regime cover anymore and concern over one's vote being counted is actually one of the things that causes regime death.

Cheating works on the margins and when given plausible cover because quite naturally people want to live their lives rather than engage in a civil war. Make it wholesale for an unpopular regime, you get people power like the Philippines.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 12:57 PM (/0X3E)

333 Like Arizona, the GOP in power in GA let it happen because of Never Trumper GOPe types that benefitted from it financially (Ratshitburger has deep Chinese ties for example and you can find similar shenanigans in Arizona which are probably cartel in nature).

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 12:53 PM (/0X3E)
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I might be able to speak to the Cartels operating in AZ as an AZ resident. It's widely known the Cartels launder money through housing in Phoenix. Along with human trafficking and kidnapping.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 12:58 PM (tT6L1)

334 >>Looks like she's trying to clean the glass with her butt.

She could exfoliate my face when she's done with that glass railing.

Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2024 12:58 PM (eWzyH)

335
They put Fake Tan on biden.
He was literally orange yesterday.

So orange, in fact, the internet made memes about the new fake-tanned orange biden.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 02, 2024 12:58 PM (TbepM)

336
The fuckheads are trying to force fascism on us whether we want it or not. The answer is: HELL FUCKING NO!!!! We don't want to be ruled by a tyrannical dictator, and we certainly don't want TFG to be dictator for life. STFU Fox, and all the other right wing bullshit out there.

LOL... That's exactly who were being ruled by now... A figurehead fascist dictator

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 12:58 PM (IyPmt)

337 >>3m
PELOSI ON BIDEN: “I think it’s a legitimate question to say, is this an episode or is this a condition?”

Nixon refused to resign until Republican Senators told him it was time to go. If Pelosi is telling Joe he's done then he's done.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 12:56 PM (LkLld

It's an episode and a condition, and a floor wax

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 02, 2024 12:58 PM (OiAR7)

338 wow- Andrea's dozing off on live TV

Put her hand in warm water and lets see what happens.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 02, 2024 12:58 PM (rHxhM)

339 Kenan Thompson makes $25,000 per episode

Posted by: Don Black at July 02, 2024 12:58 PM (/7KEl)

340 "Well we tried the criminal old pervert and that went all to hell, and we're all out of other options... alright, shove in the kinda black chick i guess, we're gonna lose anyway"

They love you, women and minorities. They really, really love you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 02, 2024 12:58 PM (BAEGB)

341 Biggles?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyLrgbMyT4E

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2024 12:59 PM (IerVx)

342 The fact that they call Trump supporters "Maggots" tells a whole lot about them. Seems making groups of people into revolting and sub human sounds very familiar in world history.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2024 12:59 PM (oUxZc)

343 @cami_mondeaux

Now we have first sitting House Dem calling on Biden to withdraw

Rep. Lloyd Doggett: "Recognizing that unlike Trump, President Biden's first commitment has always been to our country, not himself, I am

Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 12:59 PM (LkLld)

344 PELOSI ON BIDEN: “I think it’s a legitimate question to say, is this an episode or is this a condition?”

Nixon refused to resign until Republican Senators told him it was time to go. If Pelosi is telling Joe he's done then he's done.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 12:56 PM (LkLld)
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More popcorn please. Can't wait for Jill's, oops, I mean Joe's response.

Posted by: WisRich at July 02, 2024 12:59 PM (G0vdT)

345 You can't get anymore GOPe insider than the former CEO of The Carlye Group and Youngkin can pimp his fight against the schools and trying to deliver better education to people of all backgrounds but especially black kids.

Youngkin is as close to Jack Kemp as we're going to get.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 02, 2024 12:55 PM (XV/Pl)

And yet, after his 1st year, this is what was written about Youngkin (he's a genius for politics) - Wiki "About a week after Youngkin's inauguration, All Things Considered likened Youngkin's political ideology to that of former President Donald Trump, writing that although Youngkin "came to power as a sort of establishment Republican politician, a businessman who spoke to suburban families" and who "gave off ... [a] dad-next-door image", his administration quickly began "leaning into a lot of the same themes as the former president".[196] A year into Youngkin's governorship, The Washington Post called Youngkin "famous for being just Trumpy enough to woo MAGA Republicans without alienating more moderate voters".[197] The newspaper summed up Youngkin's political style by calling him "a genial but aggressive culture warrior who has treaded cautiously

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 12:59 PM (exHjb)

346 335
They put Fake Tan on biden.
He was literally orange yesterday.

So orange, in fact, the internet made memes about the new fake-tanned orange biden.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 02, 2024 12:58 PM (TbepM)

He was so full of energy he was glowing.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 02, 2024 12:59 PM (OiAR7)

347 True, but Cenk is a socialist that thinks Biden is a conservative, corporatist sellout, so he didn't like him anyway. Cenk is also borderline retarded...he tried to run against Biden in the 2024 primaries, despite being foreign born, to "raise awareness" of how terrible a candidate Joe was (and, probably, raise money off his even dumber financial backers).

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 02, 2024 12:43 PM (JCZqz)

I thought he was going for a local race's primary when his views on bestiality got out.

Posted by: pookysgirl really does not want to extensively research this at July 02, 2024 12:59 PM (dtlDP)

348 >Doggett: "I represent the heart of a cong. district once represented by Lyndon Johnson. Under very diff. circumstances, he made the painful decision to withdraw. President Biden should do the same. While much of his work has been transformational, he pledged to be transitional."

Citing piece of shit LBJ may not have the effect intended.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 02, 2024 12:59 PM (rJ48h)

349 Looks like she's trying to clean the glass with her butt.
Posted by: wth at July 02, 2024 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2024 01:00 PM (oUxZc)

350 The dems have a thin bench.

The gop is one person away from having a thin bench.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2024 01:00 PM (cf/0E)

351 Rep. Lloyd Doggett: "Recognizing that unlike Trump, President Biden's first commitment has always been to our country, not himself,

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01:00 PM (IyPmt)

352 While everyone is focused on Biden withdrawing from the 2024 election, which he should, but if he is unfit to run for re-election he is unfit for his current office. The debate perforamnce proved that. Subsequent leaks from the WH back it up.

The world is smoldering right now - mostly to Biden's credit. Time to send him to Rehoboth Beach permanently.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 02, 2024 01:00 PM (N39Ws)

353 He's been doing good things in the Senate, and it's good to keep thse types there, but Ron Johnson might be a good VP pick.

Posted by: davidt at July 02, 2024 01:00 PM (SYTee)

354 The fact that they call Trump supporters "Maggots" tells a whole lot about them. Seems making groups of people into revolting and sub human sounds very familiar in world history.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2024 12:59 PM (oUxZc)
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Well, they said that if the SCOTUS isn't going to rule their way, then they might as well kill all their political opponents.

I think they'd call that joking. But who knows when the armchair Maoists become real Maoists.

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 01:00 PM (krQz2)

355 To be honest, if I was married to Alan Greenspan, I would need some Xanax followed by vodka shots to get through the day. On the other hand, he is 98 now so tick tock, tick tock.

Posted by: Cheri at July 02, 2024 01:01 PM (oiNtH)

356 136 I had a dream that PDJT announced DeSantis as VP

well, one can dream
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 02, 2024 12:32 PM (s3qiR)

I'd like him to grab a Governor for VP.
Better than a Senator, in my opinion.

Sarah Sanders if my darkhorse pick...

Posted by: Inogame at July 02, 2024 01:01 PM (53oGX)

357 334
She could exfoliate my face when she's done with that glass railing.
Posted by: garrett
.......

Heh

Posted by: wth at July 02, 2024 01:01 PM (v0R5T)

358 Fed.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 02, 2024 01:01 PM (Z8Yh2)

359 I mean, this is Youngkin - these are the tests for executive positions we should have...

"As governor, Youngkin subjected many executive branch positions to litmus tests on abortion, critical race theory, and transgender policies."

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 01:01 PM (exHjb)

360 Billionaire who funded Hulk Hogan's lawsuit against Gawker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 12:56 PM (GBKbO)
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Ah, someone with the ability to drive the left even further around the bend. I like it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 01:01 PM (tT6L1)

361 The fuckheads are trying to force fascism on us whether we want it or not. The answer is: HELL FUCKING NO!!!! We don't want to be ruled by a tyrannical dictator, and we certainly don't want TFG to be dictator for life.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 02, 2024 12:55 PM (JCZqz)

Uh, I actually agree with what that DU denizen said, although I don't agree with what she meant.

Posted by: Emmie at July 02, 2024 01:01 PM (Sf2cq)

362 ... PELOSI ON BIDEN: “I think it’s a legitimate question to say, is this an episode or is this a condition?” ...
Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 12:56 PM (LkLld)
++++
Interesting to see them pretend that no previous "episode" exists.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 02, 2024 01:01 PM (d04cU)

363 351 Rep. Lloyd Doggett: "Recognizing that unlike Trump, President Biden's first commitment has always been to our country, not himself,

LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01:00 PM (IyPmt)

Hence all of the grift he's received over the years. The preferential treatment by the DOJ and AGs to keep him and his son out of trouble. Sure, run with that.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 02, 2024 01:01 PM (N39Ws)

364 He works with the Republican governors to replace the senators with stronger conservatives.

You can trust us!

Posted by: GOP Governors at July 02, 2024 01:02 PM (JCZqz)

365 >The fact that they call Trump supporters "Maggots" tells a whole lot about them.
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to be fair, I say horrible things about the other side
things that would curve your spine

Posted by: Don Black at July 02, 2024 01:02 PM (/7KEl)

366 I understand that the July 11 sentencing is postponed over the SC decision

Duh, according to Rachel Madcow, the SCOTUS just granted PDJT Death Squads™ and Trump is getting his Tyranny on. So the criminals are laying low until the Left can organize their shock troops.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 02, 2024 01:02 PM (rHxhM)

367 Can't wait for Jill's, oops, I mean Joe's response.

Come to my woman’s breasts,
And take my milk for gall, you murd’ring ministers!

Posted by: Dr Jill at July 02, 2024 01:02 PM (gKWVE)

368 360 Billionaire who funded Hulk Hogan's lawsuit against Gawker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 12:56 PM (GBKbO)
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Ah, someone with the ability to drive the left even further around the bend. I like it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 01:01 PM (tT6L1)

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He's also gay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 01:02 PM (GBKbO)

369 I understand that the July 11 sentencing is postponed over the SC decision

Posted by: Thomas Paine

This is excellent news. Starting to sink in that maybe Trump wins and they are all vulnerable. These rats will never go down with the ship.
Now all eyes will be on the Republican convention and Trump's VP pick.
And no matter what any of you have to say about Vance, he is my dream candidate after DeSantis, Smart, articulate, great Bio, served in the military, strong conservative values.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 02, 2024 01:02 PM (t/2Uw)

370 141 It's why I would love to see Mark Levin as Trump's next PS. THAT would be entertainment PPV could pay the national debt off with.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 02, 2024 12:30 PM (IXZGh)

I watch Levin as much as I watch Hannity...which is none.
Posted by: BignJames at July 02, 2024 12:32 PM (AwYPR)

Levin < Ben Shapiro < ABBY Shapiro

Posted by: Inogame at July 02, 2024 01:02 PM (53oGX)

371 Do Democrat politicians seriously believe Joe has put this country's interests above his own? That's funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2024 01:02 PM (oUxZc)

372 268 In Justice Roberts crosshairs now!

https://tinyurl.com/4xzf3y9t
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 12:48 PM (o3Uyl)

Correction.. In Justice Thomas crosshairs now,, hmm
I had a Biden moment

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 01:03 PM (o3Uyl)

373 Emperor Shaddam: The way Doctor Yueh looked at it, this ring was your birthright. He'd be damned if any Harkonnen gonna put their greasy orange hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this ducal ring up his ass. Then when he died he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to Arrakis. And now, Muaddib, I give the ring to you.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2024 01:04 PM (cf/0E)

374 Old: We have never been at war with EastBiden.
New: We have always been at war with EastBiden.

Posted by: Oceanic States at July 02, 2024 01:04 PM (qUkBO)

375 PELOSI ON BIDEN: “I think it’s a legitimate question to say, is this an episode or is this a condition?”

Nixon refused to resign until Republican Senators told him it was time to go. If Pelosi is telling Joe he's done then he's done.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 12:56 PM (LkLld)

But does Biden have as much integrity as Nixon?

Hahaha, what a silly question. Obviously not.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 02, 2024 01:04 PM (B9Prs)

376 Vance was in love with Obama, no?

Posted by: nckate at July 02, 2024 01:04 PM (4bYb7)

377 LOL... That's exactly who were being ruled by now... A figurehead fascist dictator
Posted by: It's me donna

Disturbing Vogue cover quote: "We will decide our future".

Who is WE bitch?

Posted by: Cheri at July 02, 2024 01:04 PM (oiNtH)

378 mannix brunette in bikini is apparently named lauren sintes. some sort of model

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 01:04 PM (CWTWj)

379 Men batting for the other side helps moderate inflationary pressure on weed whackers.

My word as a Nobel Prize-winning economist.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at July 02, 2024 01:04 PM (ePTZ3)

380 @359

>>A year into Youngkin's governorship, The Washington Post called Youngkin "famous for being just Trumpy enough to woo MAGA Republicans without alienating more moderate voters".[197] The newspaper summed up Youngkin's political style by calling him "a genial but aggressive culture warrior who has treaded cautiously

So like Reagan?

I'll take that.

Like I said, he's as close to Jack Kemp as we're going to get.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 02, 2024 01:04 PM (XV/Pl)

381 Sam Stein @samstein Jul 1
genuinely shocking that a Court justice is now on record that the Court has sanctioned that a president can order Seal Team Six to assassinate his political opponent

Hans Mahncke @HansMahncke 23h
Leftist accounts have been tweeting nonstop false information about today’s immunity judgment. All that SCOTUS did was send it back to the lower courts for a factual assessment.

How can someone have an intelligent conversation with people who either lie or don’t know the facts?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 02, 2024 01:04 PM (Jh5b+)

382 371 Do Democrat politicians seriously believe Joe has put this country's interests above his own? That's funny.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2024 01:02 PM (oUxZc)
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They have to sell it hard to Joe or its a no go. Duty, honor, patriotism!

Posted by: WisRich at July 02, 2024 01:05 PM (G0vdT)

383

President Biden and his team are finalizing plans for him to meet personally with Democratic governors on Wednesday, a move that comes after several days when Biden has kept a low profile as aides sought to tamp down Democratic angst over the president’s halting debate performance last week.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 02, 2024 01:05 PM (63Dwl)

384 Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu pushed back Tuesday on a report in the New York Times that the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) is low on ammunition and prepared to seek a ceasefire in Gaza that allows Hamas to survive.

.. if Joe doesn't need Michigan anymore then .. what the hell

Posted by: SMOD at July 02, 2024 01:05 PM (RHGPo)

385 They put Fake Tan on biden.
He was literally orange yesterday.

Joe, what happened to that box of dried apricots that I left on the table?

Posted by: DOCTOR!!! Jill Biden at July 02, 2024 01:05 PM (w9Wax)

386 363 351 Rep. Lloyd Doggett: "Recognizing that unlike Trump, President Biden's first commitment has always been to our country, not himself,

This from an assclown that has ALWAYS been about himself. Retire now, Dogmeat, and get that inflation adjusted pension you “earned” after six years of “service”.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 02, 2024 01:05 PM (tAhMh)

387 Emperor Shaddam: The way Doctor Yueh looked at it, this ring was your birthright. He'd be damned if any Harkonnen gonna put their greasy orange hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this ducal ring up his ass. Then when he died he gave me the ring. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to Arrakis. And now, Muaddib, I give the ring to you.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2024 01:05 PM (cf/0E)

388 to be fair, I say horrible things about the other side
things that would curve your spine
Posted by: Don Black

Uh...if your spine isn't curved already, you might want to consider seeing a physician.

Posted by: Anatomist at July 02, 2024 01:05 PM (JCZqz)

389 He's also gay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 01:02 PM (GBKbO)
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As long as he doesn't bring a "First Husband" should he get elected after PDT, I'm okay with it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 01:05 PM (tT6L1)

390
Nixon refused to resign until Republican Senators told him it was time to go. If Pelosi is telling Joe he's done then he's done.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 12:56 PM

Do you remember the names without Googling? I think I remember two of them.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 02, 2024 01:05 PM (RKVpM)

391 376 Vance was in love with Obama, no?
Posted by: nckate at July 02, 2024 01:04 PM (4bYb7)

Sort of... He didn't vote for Trump in 2016 according to his book... In 2016 I didn't back Trump either... Till the end

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01:06 PM (IyPmt)

392 Do Democrat politicians seriously believe Joe has put this country's interests above his own? That's funny.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

No. They're liars and they know none of the mental defective supporters will question them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 02, 2024 01:06 PM (qZEuM)

393 Do Democrat politicians seriously believe Joe has put ~~this country's~~ the Democrat Party's interests above his own? That's funny.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2024 01:02 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 02, 2024 01:06 PM (ePTZ3)

394 391 376 Vance was in love with Obama, no?
Posted by: nckate at July 02, 2024 01:04 PM (4bYb7)

Sort of... He didn't vote for Trump in 2016 according to his book... In 2016 I didn't back Trump either... Till the end
Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01:06 PM (IyPmt)

Vance won't be the pick...Trump isn't gonna like someone who just jumped on his train AFTER he won election...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 01:07 PM (exHjb)

395 Levin
Posted by: Inogame

I have listened to him for a year or two, but I didn't find him THAT bad. I certainly liked him more than Ben (but not Abby, of course)

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 02, 2024 01:07 PM (JCZqz)

396 Disturbing Vogue cover quote: "We will decide our future".

What is the Yiddish phrase? "Mann Tracht, Un Gott Lacht"

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 02, 2024 01:07 PM (rHxhM)

397 Nixon refused to resign until Republican Senators told him it was time to go. If Pelosi is telling Joe he's done then he's done.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 12:56 PM
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She's in cahoots with Newsom.

Posted by: WisRich at July 02, 2024 01:07 PM (G0vdT)

398 Be interesting to see Joe get the boot because other politicians are worried about keeping their job.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 01:07 PM (tT6L1)

399 371 Do Democrat politicians seriously believe Joe has put this country's interests above his own? That's funny.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2024 01:02 PM (oUxZc)

If you have to keep reminding people of it, then we'll maybe it's not obvious to people for a reason. Just saying.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 02, 2024 01:08 PM (OiAR7)

400 I thought I read in Vance's book that Obama was the grooviest thing that could happen to the world.

Posted by: nckate at July 02, 2024 01:08 PM (4bYb7)

401 >President Biden and his team are finalizing plans for him to meet personally with Democratic governors on Wednesday
----

'finalizing plans' means scientists at Bethesda Naval Hospital are trying to come up with some sort of chemical drip to juice the Old Man up to appear as lifelike as possible, so he can participate in the meting and appear to be sentient

Posted by: Don Black at July 02, 2024 01:08 PM (/7KEl)

402 398 Be interesting to see Joe get the boot because other politicians are worried about keeping their job.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 01:07 PM (tT6L1)

But if Jill says no, he literally can't get the boot.
I was asking the spouse if Garland finally makes the bribery play, which is about the only way to force him out - of course, Biden could then just fire Garland...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 01:09 PM (exHjb)

403 405

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 01:09 PM (fV+MH)

404 350 The dems have a thin bench.

The gop is one person away from having a thin bench.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 02, 2024 01:00 PM (cf/0E)

The 60's radicals were indoctrinating college students (dumbing down) . This is whet ya get...

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 01:09 PM (o3Uyl)

405 397 Nixon refused to resign until Republican Senators told him it was time to go. If Pelosi is telling Joe he's done then he's done.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 02, 2024 12:56 PM
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She's in cahoots with Newsom.
Posted by: WisRich at July 02, 2024 01:07 PM (G0vdT)

Lol make the dems impeach their own guy to get him off the ticket. Hahahaha.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 02, 2024 01:09 PM (OiAR7)

406 you bastards

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 01:09 PM (fV+MH)

407 Abby Shapiro also has some videos out where she sings opera, so she's not just another pretty...face.

Certainly has the "lungs" for opera.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 01:10 PM (v6JzV)

408 The Dems "pivot": New headlines! Supreme Court Immunity Decision Gives Biden A Big Advantage!! ... !!

Posted by: mrp at July 02, 2024 01:10 PM (rj6Yv)

409 Now THAT I hoird.

Posted by: J.S. at July 02, 2024 01:10 PM (qUkBO)

410 NYTimes:

Manhattan prosecutors on Tuesday agreed with Donald J. Trump’s request to postpone his criminal sentencing so that the judge overseeing the case could weigh whether a recent U.S. Supreme Court ruling might imperil his conviction, new court filings show. It is up to the judge to determine whether to postpone the sentencing, though with both sides in agreement, a delay seemed likely. The judge, Juan M. Merchan, could rule as soon as Tuesday.

Posted by: SMOD at July 02, 2024 01:11 PM (RHGPo)

411 The Left are psychopaths so all their actions and everything coming out of their mouths are based on this fact . They will lie as easily as they breath. They will always accuse others of what they do . They will deny facts and falsify history. They figuratively insist 2+2 = 5 with their gender activism. There is no way to reasonably deal with them. They are 1984 writ large.

Posted by: polynikes at July 02, 2024 01:11 PM (SHMXB)

412 Lol make the dems impeach their own guy to get him off the ticket. Hahahaha.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

It's lasted way longer than four hours, doc, what do I do?

Posted by: gKWVE at July 02, 2024 01:11 PM (gKWVE)

413 Rep. Lloyd Doggett (D-Texas) is the first Democratic lawmaker to openly urge Biden to step aside from the 2024 presidential race.

Posted by: SMOD at July 02, 2024 01:11 PM (RHGPo)

414 401 >President Biden and his team are finalizing plans for him to meet personally with Democratic governors on Wednesday
----

'finalizing plans' means scientists at Bethesda Naval Hospital are trying to come up with some sort of chemical drip to juice the Old Man up to appear as lifelike as possible, so he can participate in the meting and appear to be sentient

once again, the situation is calling for a photoshop of a frame from spock's brain with biden pasted on spock's face and someone else (who?) pasted over mccoy's face, holding the remote control.

sadly beyond my meager skills.

Posted by: anachronda at July 02, 2024 01:11 PM (sGtp+)

415 Lol make the dems impeach their own guy to get him off the ticket. Hahahaha.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 02, 2024 01:09 PM (OiAR7)

They can't - they don't have the votes...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 01:12 PM (exHjb)

416 The fact that they call Trump supporters "Maggots" tells a whole lot about them. Seems making groups of people into revolting and sub human sounds very familiar in world history.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2024 12:59 PM (oUxZc)

Not only that, their leaders insult and degrade regular conservatives all the time. Bitter clingers? Deplorables? Etc?

When do you hear Trump or any stupid ass R for that matter, insulting voters or calling their character into question?

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:12 PM (lX8VI)

417 What's lost in this get rid of Biden hysteria is that it doesn't matter who the Dems "pick" the replacement will still follow the horrible Biden /deep State destruction of this Country we've seen for nearly 4 years

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01:12 PM (IyPmt)

418 great observation, polynikes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 01:12 PM (tT6L1)

419 400 I thought I read in Vance's book that Obama was the grooviest thing that could happen to the world.
Posted by: nckate at July 02, 2024 01:08 PM (4bYb7)

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If true, he's a dumbass.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2024 01:12 PM (JeYYB)

420 the dems have lied so much about how capable biden still is that they can hardly admit that they were wrong. their best hope is for biden to have a real medical crisis before they can dump him

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 01:12 PM (CWTWj)

421 >>The Left are psychopaths so all their actions and everything coming out of their mouths are based on this fact

They are Consequentialists.

It's easy to mistake them as psychopaths, tho. You would have to be insane to buy the Argument of Utility.

Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2024 01:13 PM (eWzyH)

422 "It's lasted way longer than four hours, doc, what do I do?"

Just lie back and think of Whoopie Goldberg.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2024 01:13 PM (fV+MH)

423 Bill Doggett>Lloyd Doggett

Posted by: mr tmz at July 02, 2024 01:13 PM (rJ48h)

424 Seventy-two percent of registered voters believe President Joe Biden does not have the “mental” and “cognitive health” to serve as president, a CBS News/YouGov poll found Tuesday, up seven points after the debate.

Posted by: SMOD at July 02, 2024 01:14 PM (RHGPo)

425 the dems have lied so much about how capable biden still is that they can hardly admit that they were wrong. their best hope is for biden to have a real medical crisis before they can dump him
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 01:12 PM

Tanned. Rested. Ready!

Posted by: Scalia's pillow at July 02, 2024 01:14 PM (ePTZ3)

426 424 Seventy-two percent of registered voters believe President Joe Biden does not have the “mental” and “cognitive health” to serve as president, a CBS News/YouGov poll found Tuesday, up seven points after the debate.
Posted by: SMOD at July 02, 2024 01:14 PM (RHGPo)

========

Roughly a third of these people will vote for Biden anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 02, 2024 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

427 344 PELOSI ON BIDEN: “I think it’s a legitimate question to say, is this an episode or is this a condition?”

Nixon refused to resign until Republican Senators told him it was time to go. If Pelosi is telling Joe he's done then he's done.
Posted by: JackStraw

Removal of Biden as prezzie requires a) he resigns, or b) invokes the 25th amendment which makes Kamala the acting prezzie, or c) Kamala launches a palace coup with the Cabinet and 2/3rds of both Houses of Congress play ball, or d) removal by impeachment, only a majority in the House, but 2/3rds in the Senate.

Removal of Biden as candidate creates a whole lot of problems with ballot issues, funding, campaign staffing, etc. apart from possibly Kamala sliding over to the top spot.

In that case, the Dems would actually be putting someone with less appeal as their prezzie or nominee for 2024 than Biden is. The number of skeletons in Kamala's closet have never really been fully vetted and most likely she will take vengeance on a whole lot of Biden campaign and prezzie staffers for mistreatment (actual or perceived) to put her own loyalists in. But she has shown no competence in administering her own offices either.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 01:15 PM (/0X3E)

428 if Trump wants assassination insurance he should pick Vance or maybe Vivek as VP

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at July 02, 2024 01:15 PM (V6W16)

429 415 Lol make the dems impeach their own guy to get him off the ticket. Hahahaha.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 02, 2024 01:09 PM (OiAR7)

They can't - they don't have the votes...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 02, 2024 01:12 PM (exHjb)

Lol lol.... I am envisioning mcturtle standing on a wrecked car saying to the dems ala MadMax, you want outta this mess. You want Biden gone ,you come to me.

First close the border.....

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 02, 2024 01:15 PM (OiAR7)

430 July 7 is gonna be lit in Gay Paree. Leftists + Islamists gonna tear things up.

Posted by: mrp at July 02, 2024 01:15 PM (rj6Yv)

431 Seventy-two percent of registered voters believe President Joe Biden does not have the “mental” and “cognitive health” to serve as president, a CBS News/YouGov poll found Tuesday, up seven points after the debate.

It would be funny, but not surprising if that number was higher if asked about Kamala.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 02, 2024 01:15 PM (rHxhM)

432 72% percent of registered voters believe President Joe Biden does not have the “mental” and “cognitive health” to serve as president

Posted by: SMOD at July 02, 2024 01:14 PM (RHGPo)

And the other 28% are lying.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:15 PM (lX8VI)

433 They are Consequentialists.

It's easy to mistake them as psychopaths, tho. You would have to be insane to buy the Argument of Utility.

Posted by: garrett at July 02, 2024 01:13 PM (eWzyH)

I agree that some of the leaders are consequentialists but their useful idiots are psychopaths.

Posted by: polynikes at July 02, 2024 01:15 PM (SHMXB)

434 I think Democrats ditching Joe is a hail Mary. They know if they try the "we didn't know" answer when questioned about Joe, the independent voters will not buy it.

Any R candidate who doesn't hang the "I voted with Dementia Joe" label on their opponent needs to seriously consider looking for other work.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 02, 2024 01:16 PM (tT6L1)

435 Did anyone ask KJP, now that everyone agrees Biden is mentally deficient, about those "cheapfakes?"

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 02, 2024 01:16 PM (JeYYB)

436 It's not ordinary power, they want Nazi Power.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 02, 2024 01:17 PM (J8LnB)

437 And Vivek said in his book in 2022 that the 2020 election was totes legit.

That's disqualifying, I don't care how many sick burns he has saved up.

If you didn't know on the morning after that it was bs, you are a retard.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:17 PM (lX8VI)

438 You know that FJB is terminal as a candidate because the Dems haven't blamed his implosion on a Russian disinformation plot.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 02, 2024 01:17 PM (RUmyk)

439 Roughly a third of these people will vote for Biden anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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A third of ballots will vote for Biden but among living real voters, a preference cascade seems to be forming.

For a lot of the welfare class including government contractors and government workers, they are voting for their paycheck grifts and then try to misdirect attention on their voting behavior by claiming virtue.

That is the real basis of the modern welfare administrative state's staying power. Money. But, when the money vanishes, so does the staying power of the regime.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 01:17 PM (/0X3E)

440 Roughly a third of these people will vote for Biden anyway.

Once they hear that its all run by an oligarchy, that number of people "voting" for Biden will increase.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 02, 2024 01:18 PM (rHxhM)

441 425 the dems have lied so much about how capable biden still is that they can hardly admit that they were wrong. their best hope is for biden to have a real medical crisis before they can dump him
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 02, 2024 01:12 PM

This. We could all see it, but all your home town friends who had the hate has no home sign up were all played fir chumps and now they know it. Haha it's you party fellas. How'd it feel taking one up the chute for the deep state?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 02, 2024 01:18 PM (OiAR7)

442 I had middle aged women in my building in the middle of Libtardia that were relatively new Trump supporters that all knew the election was complete fabricated 100% pure grade uncut bullshit. But Vivek didn't know?

Oh that's right, he's learning. Another learning conservative. I don't want or need that kind of learning. Pass.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:19 PM (lX8VI)

443 430 July 7 is gonna be lit in Gay Paree. Leftists + Islamists gonna tear things up.
Posted by: mrp

Good. Let them show themselves as they really are. Violent barbarians willing to trash an ancient civilization to get what they want.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 01:19 PM (/0X3E)

444 NOOD polls

Posted by: It's me donna at July 02, 2024 01:19 PM (IyPmt)

445 Trump should pick Y's Dice for his running mate. That dude would kick ass and take names.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 02, 2024 01:20 PM (v6JzV)

446 And Vivek said in his book in 2022 that the 2020 election was totes legit.

You pretty much have to mouth those words in order to get published a/o be on the shelves/warehouses of any large retail bookseller.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 02, 2024 01:20 PM (rHxhM)

447 440 Roughly a third of these people will vote for Biden anyway.

Once they hear that its all run by an oligarchy, that number of people "voting" for Biden will increase.
Posted by: Unknown Dri

You know to preserve democracy we have to cede authority to unelected oligarchs with a dementia patient president

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 02, 2024 01:20 PM (OiAR7)

448 Trump was amazing in the debate. He won without even mentioning Bidens infrastructure and green deal debacles....
LIV's could benefit with a Glen Beck style white board... to help them choose..

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 02, 2024 01:20 PM (o3Uyl)

449 82% percent of registered voters believe President Joe Biden does not have the “mental” and “cognitive health” to serve as at the average McDonalds restaurant.

Posted by: SMOD at July 02, 2024 01:20 PM (RHGPo)

450
Goldwater, along with House Republican Leader John Jacob Rhodes and Senate Republican Leader Hugh Scott, entered the Oval Office around 5 p.m.

I only knew one actually. Goldwater. I thought Bob Dole was involved too but he wasn't.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 02, 2024 01:21 PM (RKVpM)

451 > July 7 is gonna be lit in Gay Paree. Leftists + Islamists gonna tear things up.
Posted by: mrp

I'll bet on the security police.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 02, 2024 01:21 PM (rJ48h)

452 Gavin "Oleaginous" Newsom now more spreadable.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #13 at July 02, 2024 01:21 PM (qfLjt)

453 437 And Vivek said in his book in 2022 that the 2020 election was totes legit.

That's disqualifying, I don't care how many sick burns he has saved up.

If you didn't know on the morning after that it was bs, you are a retard.
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The conservative bowel movement has too many talkers but few doers. Sort of like the old parable 'but who will bell the cat'. For all his faults, Trump is a doer more than a talker.

Me, I am from Missouri mentally, you gotta show me via concrete accomplishments in the past whether you deserve office--not by telling me what you think I want to hear.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 01:21 PM (/0X3E)

454 You pretty much have to mouth those words in order to get published a/o be on the shelves/warehouses of any large retail bookseller.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 02, 2024 01:20 PM (rHxhM)

He went beyond that and said Trump needed to accept it.

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:23 PM (lX8VI)

455 Me, I am from Missouri mentally, you gotta show me via concrete accomplishments in the past whether you deserve office--not by telling me what you think I want to hear.

Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 01:21 PM (/0X3E)

How the hell are you even a Republican? I guess Reagan

Posted by: ... at July 02, 2024 01:23 PM (lX8VI)

456 That is the real basis of the modern welfare administrative state's staying power. Money. But, when the money vanishes, so does the staying power of the regime.
Posted by: whig at July 02, 2024 01:17 PM (/0X3E)

And the "Raimondo" decision rises from the depths and mauls the Leftist dream of rule by decree.

Posted by: mrp at July 02, 2024 01:24 PM (rj6Yv)

457 You know .. it would have been easier if Dementia Joe had just had a stroke and died.

Posted by: SMOD at July 02, 2024 01:24 PM (RHGPo)

458 You know .. it would have been easier if Dementia Joe had just had a stroke and died.

Posted by: SMOD at July 02, 2024 01:24 PM (RHGPo)
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You're the one to talk!

Do. your. job!

Posted by: Axeman at July 02, 2024 01:38 PM (krQz2)

459 I never watched SNL and I never ever will

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 02, 2024 04:18 PM (wGqjj)

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