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The Wednesday In Woke

United Airlines ejects a mother and her sixteen-month-old baby because she called a transgender man "sir."

The Times of India:


Jenna Longoria, a women's health and hormone expert from outside of Austin, Texas, claims she was denied boarding on a United Airlines flight at San Francisco International Airport on Wednesday morning. Longoria, who was travelling with her 16-month-old son and mother, accidentally misgendered a flight attendant multiple times while boarding the plane.

"When (the flight attendant), who identifies as a woman, gave me our boarding passes, I said 'thank you, sir.' That is it. That is it," Longoria told The Post, still perplexed by the incident. The flight attendant became upset and prevented Longoria's mother, who had been assisting with her son, from proceeding past the gate.

Another male flight attendant corrected her, saying, "she's wearing a dress." Longoria, focused on getting her crying son safely on the plane, admitted on social media that she's "not very versed with pronouns."

Ultimately, Longoria, her son, and her mother were not allowed to board the plane, which departed with their luggage and medications still on board. United Airlines claimed in a statement to The Post that the family was prohibited from boarding "following a discussion about having too many carry-on items," which Longoria vehemently denied.

In the UK, Maya Forestater was fired for expressing her completely factual opinion that men are not women. She sued and eventually judges agreed she had the right to express fact-opinions, and was entitled to 100,000 pounds in back pay.

But the police have never stopped investigating her. Turns out she's been under investigation for a year for making a critical remark about trans doctor.

The alleged offence, which carries a punishment of up to two years in prison, related to a post she wrote on X about Dr Kamilla Kamaruddin, a trans woman and former GP.

After transitioning, Kamaruddin had written of being allowed by patients to perform "more intimate examinations that they did not let me to do when I was a male GP".

Forstater's tweet, posted in June last year, said that Kamaruddin "enjoys intimately examining female patients without their consent".

Her point, which was explained in a linked blog post she had written earlier, was that many women specifically choose to go to a female doctor because they are more comfortable being examined by another woman rather than a man. In this case it wasn't clear if all of this doctor's patients, especially new patients who simply saw the doctor listed as female, were aware. Even if they were aware, would they be willing to risk being labeled transphobes for refusing to have a trans-woman examine them?

Orwell laughs.

Ron DeSantis signed a law requiring hospitals' emergency rooms to ask about immigration status when checking in a patient. Their Medicaid spending on illegal aliens plummeted.


Ron DeSantis signed a law that required hospitals to ask the immigration status of patients to prevent paying out the nose for Medicaid to illegal aliens, and, lo and behold, the law had its intended effect.

The real shocker here, however, is that Politico is the outlet that covered it.

Here's the subhead from the leftwing news site:


A POLITICO analysis found that Medicaid expenditures for undocumented immigrants in Florida has dropped dramatically since Gov. Ron DeSantis signed a law directing hospitals to ask patients about their immigration status.

Florida has stopped having to fund hospital visits for illegal aliens simply by ASKING IF THEY'RE ILLEGAL!

The solutions to all of our immigration problems are a lot easier than they appear.

An antifa "Super Soldier" informed the judge that he was now a "non-binary" at his sentencing hearing.

He was convicted of conspiracy to riot due to his part in attacking Trump supporters (and police) in San Diego in 2021. Although he wore "body armor" from head to toe, he was easily identified, as his costume as a "Super Soldier" was distinctive and he is 6'2", 225 pounds.

He also admitted he beat up Trump supporters and cops in a text he sent to his antifa terrorist pals.

Knowing that he was about to be convicted, he out-of-the-blue pleaded the defense of mental insanity. He claimed he had "dissociated" from reality and had no idea what happened at the riot.

It didn't work. He was convicted.

He's got a new gambit: Maybe the judge will let me go if I say I'm a tranny.

From Andy Ngo at the Post-Millennial:

"This weekend I came out as non-binary to my friends and received the most loving support I could have possibly imagined," White wrote on Instagram on June 18. "Please do what you can to be there for your queer, non-binary and trans comrades." Accompanying the long statement was a photo of White without his beard and wearing an anti-law enforcement hat...

White's sudden claim of being trans non-binary raises questions about whether it is a cynical move for him to be able to request special accommodation away from the general male prison population if he is incarcerated. In California, men who identify as trans are able to request housing among the women's estate.

The weekend before his sentencing, he came out as "non-binary."

All he did was shave his beard.

imagirlnow.jpg
"I'm a girl now or something!
Put me in a women's prisoner and get Bud Light on the horn!
"

This character was just sentenced on Monday, I think. He got the maximum of two years. The judge says he wish he could have given him more, because he was a ringleader and also expressed no remorse for beating a woman.

Oh but wait he is a girl. He said so, see?

The judge didn't completely accept the line the left peddles to protect antifa from investigation as a terrorist network -- that it's just an "idea" and that it's a "leaderless organization." The judge pointed out that antifa sure seems to be getting funding from somewhere, and that this funding allows them to "pop up" in different jurisdictions.

Untalented and plain actress Tatiana Maslany -- star of the fan-favorite Marvel series that everyone loves, She-Hulk -- declares that parents have no right to weigh in on their child's (fake) gender identity.

Saskatchewan apparently passed a bill giving parents the right to consent or object to schools "transitioning" their children. This was a bridge too far for Maslany, who has a face like a Polack bricklayer.

Unsurprisingly, the passage of this bill did not fly well with Maslany, herself a noted LGBTQ youth activist.

Speaking to reporters following a June appearance at an event held by Canada's Walk of Fame at the Hotel Saskatchewan, Maslany criticized its contents, "It should not be in the control of parents how a child identifies."

"How a child knows them self to be," said the actress. "That isn't a parent's place -- it's an overreach. It's an overreach on the part of the provincial government to legislate that. It's absurd."

The She-Hulk star further opined, "Children have rights. Children are human beings who have knowledge and who know themselves and we should be taking cues from them. In so many ways, we should be taking cues from them. Listening to them, empowering them to know who they are and to name that."

"It's their right," she concluded. "It's not the parent's right."

By the way, they're doing another series of Orphan Black, called Orphan Black: Echoes, this time without Tatiana Maslany and her stupid high-school-talent-show overacting. They've replaced her with certified hottie Krysten Ritter, who herself was a Marvel actress, back when we all were somehow not ashamed to be watching stupid superhero crap. She played Jessica Jones.

Orphan Black wasn't my jam, but I know some people liked it.


Welcome to the Soros Zone of Philadelphia.

Biden just hired a new communications official, and I'm sure you're thinking what I am: This must be a real Middle-American centrist with good values and common sense, not one of those bizarre stereotypes that the Reich Wing Media paints all liberals as.

And Huzzah! We're all right:


The British police finally take one single action against the terrorists of Just Stop Oil:

While the US continues enforcing a two-tiered system of justice:


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:29 PM




Comments

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1 So early in the week, so much woke.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 03, 2024 06:30 PM (XHV46)

2 Nice dick ma'am

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 06:30 PM (ENQN6)

3 People of Walmart who wear it better is better than Sam.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 06:31 PM (ENQN6)

4 I noticed who didn't try fucking with Trump.
Hurricane Beryl.
He knows better. Oh, he knows!

Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 03, 2024 06:32 PM (buTO7)

5 Collin Rugg @CollinRugg 4h
NEW: Doctor and 'expert' Anthony Fauci suggests Biden is totally fine and then casually gives his new book a shoutout to prove it.

The expert has spoken: "Biden is fine, and go grab my book for $22.99 on Amazon to read why!"

Fauci suggested that cold medication could have been the reason why Biden didn't do well.

"Did he have a bad cold? You know, did he take an antihistamine to make him, you know, groggy or what have you? We don't know what went on."

"It would be unfair and inappropriate to try and diagnose something from just a 90-minute clip."

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 06:32 PM (Jh5b+)

6 Willowed, but I have to point out my favorite GQ line:
"I have just one job to do on this ship. It's stupid, but I'm going to do it."

Posted by: Eeyore at July 03, 2024 06:33 PM (1bNHn)

7 Catturd ™ @catturd2 5h
Joe wants to lower the cost of groceries by threatening grocery stores with lawfare. I can’t wait for this commie nightmare to be over.

President Biden @POTUS 8h
Grocery costs are too high for families across the country.
We have a plan to tackle them.
------
DC_Draino @DC_Draino 7h
Which do you think is more likely?

Joe Biden got the “most votes in American history” and is suddenly wildly unpopular with his own party just a few years later

Or

They rigged it for a subpar candidate with severe medical problems and now his problems are too severe to hide

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 06:33 PM (Jh5b+)

8 The new Biden administration dude looks like a gay porn star.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 03, 2024 06:33 PM (tMjDM)

9 "It would be unfair and inappropriate to try and diagnose something from just a 90-minute clip."
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 06:32 PM (Jh5b+)

How about 4 years of clips Antony

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 06:33 PM (IyPmt)

10 The judge didn't completely accept the line the left peddles to protect antifa from investigation as a terrorist network -- that it's just an "idea" and that it's a "leaderless organization." The judge pointed out that antifa sure seems to be getting funding from somewhere, and that this funding allows them to "pop up" in different jurisdictions.

——-

For the love of God, Trump needs to have AG DeSantis go after that group and all its financiers

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 03, 2024 06:34 PM (2fIO4)

11 Swingin' in the living room, swingin' in the kitchen
Most folks don't 'cause they're too busy bitchin'
Swingin' in there 'cause she wanted me to feed her
So I mixed up the batter and she licked the beater

I scream, you scream, we all scream for her
Don't even try 'cause you can't ignore her

She's my Tyler cherry pie

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 06:34 PM (ENQN6)

12 >>>v"I have just one job to do on this ship. It's stupid, but I'm going to do it."

lol

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:34 PM (KRtlO)

13 Yaarrgghhh!!! I am so FUCKING sick of this shit!

I'll just go over here to the bar and reflect on the genius that is Galaxy Quest.

*pours six fingers of bourbon*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 03, 2024 06:34 PM (hZc6Q)

14 Get the kid away from its mother before she poisons the kids mind

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 06:34 PM (fwDg9)

15 I hope the jabs take all these people and their allies out....

Posted by: Stateless at July 03, 2024 06:34 PM (jvJvP)

16 "the Maslany, who has a face like a Pollack bricklayer"

That's "Polack" unless it's a fish.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 03, 2024 06:35 PM (w6EFb)

17 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 14h
Politics no longer looks like two political parties competing.

Now it looks like a Dark Triad Personality cult -- mostly batshit crazy women, per James Carville -- that has gaslighted a zombie army into thinking Republicans are Hitler clones.

On the other side is right-leaning people who recognize this as a mental health crisis and think voting is the solution. (Which might also be crazy.)

Biden's cognitive decline is the final proof. If we were in a "political" mode there would be no question about replacing him.

But we are not in any kind of political mode. We are in a mental health crisis caused by the gaslighting of batshit crazy women and the men who want to please them.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 06:35 PM (Jh5b+)

18 Krysten Ritter was great in "Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2024 06:35 PM (oZhjI)

19 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2h
If the best candidates your party can produce are Biden and Harris, that doesn’t mean you should vote Republican.

It means you should BECOME Republican.

Because whatever you’re doing now isn’t working.

Ha, ha...
Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur 6h
Joe Biden has taken the Democratic Party hostage. Half the party has Stockholm syndrome and the other half is desperate to escape. We need to make a break for it now, while we still have a chance to beat Trump.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 6h
TDS + DEI = RIP Democrats

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 06:35 PM (Jh5b+)

20
UK Police raid homes and arrest 27 Just Stop Oil supporters suspected of planning to disrupt airports this summer.


Why were there no billy clubs evident in that shot?

A sound thumping is what each one of those sub-literate lackwits needed.

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at July 03, 2024 06:36 PM (i4sOa)

21 It would be unfair and inappropriate to try and diagnose something from just a 90-minute clip."
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 06:32 PM (Jh5b+)
Ole eyes read that as ‘90 minute clap’.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2024 06:36 PM (LHPAg)

22 And we wuz swingin'...

https://youtu.be/qvGaSu1XoF0

Posted by: John Anderson at July 03, 2024 06:36 PM (8vpN6)

23 I really, really hope an alien civilization isn't watching the historical documents of our current global leaders.

They would nuke us from orbit. Just to be sure.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 03, 2024 06:36 PM (RLLZj)

24 7 Catturd ™ @catturd2 5h
Joe wants to lower the cost of groceries by threatening grocery stores with lawfare. I can’t wait for this commie nightmare to be over.

President Biden @POTUS 8h
Grocery costs are too high for families across the country.
We have a plan to tackle them.
------
DC_Draino @DC_Draino 7h
Which do you think is more likely?

Joe Biden got the “most votes in American history” and is suddenly wildly unpopular with his own party just a few years later

Or

They rigged it for a subpar candidate with severe medical problems and now his problems are too severe to hide

A grocery store ended the Soviet Union.
But, later in life, Yeltsin admitted the visit made a profound impression on him. It cemented his growing view that the Soviet state-run economic system had left the Russian people far behind Americans, forcing them into a much lower standard of living. And it set in motion a path that would lead him to become the figure that would lead Russia out of Communism.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 06:36 PM (ENQN6)

25 The last United flight I took had a freak-show tranny flight attendant. My wife asked me how I was sure...I pointed out his five-o'clock shadow.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2024 06:37 PM (d9fT1)

26 Ron DeSantis signed a law requiring hospitals' emergency rooms to ask about immigration status when checking in a patient. Their Medicaid spending on illegal aliens plummeted.

Anytime one of my lefty LIV acquaintances complains about high healthcare costs or long wait times I point that they should be happy a refugee who needs the healthcare more then them jumped them in line and they get the honor of paying for it.

Oh the scowls...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2024 06:37 PM (oZhjI)

27 Watch the Swingers Party video, but yes it's what you think

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 06:38 PM (fwDg9)

28 Joe wants to send AG's to go after grocery stores ? He's sounding more and more like Mad King George

Posted by: It's me donna at July 03, 2024 06:38 PM (IyPmt)

29 Sink Weegur wobbles but he don't fall down.

Posted by: Hasbro at July 03, 2024 06:38 PM (8vpN6)

30 Bjorn Lomborg @BjornLomborg 13h
Doesn't fit the narrative, but

2024 record coral cover for Great Barrier Reef

Based on official data for all 11 sectors of GBR,

Last three years, 2022-2024, have been unprecedented

https://tinyurl.com/yr4xkaxd
chart

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 06:38 PM (Jh5b+)

31 President Biden @POTUS 8h
Grocery costs are too high for families across the country.
We have a plan to tackle them.
---
My takeaway from this poorly worded message is that they will be tackling families.

*looks at glass of bourbon*

All good.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 03, 2024 06:39 PM (hZc6Q)

32
Fellers and gals! You would NOT believe the mountain of floral tributes, stuffed animals, and crack pipes that have piled up at Biden Falls!

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at July 03, 2024 06:39 PM (i4sOa)

33 Women’s health and hormone expert. From Austin.
In other words an AWFL. Another liberal getting mugged by the reality of the world they created.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 03, 2024 06:39 PM (HS04+)

34 Fucking hell.

What's gayer than Freddie Mercury?

Freddie Uranus?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 06:39 PM (BAEGB)

35 I choose to not subject myself to the TSA flying mess. So I drive or don't go. This is why...this is why...this is why they suck.

Love all y'all morons and 'ettes.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 03, 2024 06:39 PM (2xCPU)

36 Mom and Dad's Swinger Party.

Saw that the other day and laughed thoroughly.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 06:39 PM (XQPhT)

37 President Biden @POTUS 8h
Grocery costs are too high for families across the country.
We have a plan to tackle them.



Why did you wait 4 years to implement this plan?

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 03, 2024 06:40 PM (HS04+)

38 "Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy."

Guess what I am watching tonight.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 03, 2024 06:40 PM (hZc6Q)

39 Now it looks like a Dark Triad Personality cult -- mostly batshit crazy women, per James Carville -- that has gaslighted a zombie army into thinking Republicans are Hitler clones.


I was reading about the Dark Triad theory and of course wiki notes it is closely associated with right wing internet trolls.

Which is...crazy.

But it occurred to me that it is likely the only open conservatives most liberals ever actually read are...internet trolls.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2024 06:40 PM (oZhjI)

40 Untalented and plain actress Tatiana Maslany -- star of the fan-favorite Marvel series that everyone loves, She-Hulk

ah, yes. i've seen much more of her than i ever wanted to, because mrs. chronda really liked orphan black. for some reason, she never figured out how to pronounce the ukrainian word for "sister".

and now they've started a sequel series. fml.

Posted by: anachronda at July 03, 2024 06:40 PM (sGtp+)

41 Pro tip! If you are a not so attractive man, you will not be a pretty pretend woman.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 06:40 PM (p4NUW)

42 End Wokeness @EndWokeness
Christian Maier (18 ) is now being charged with a FELONY in Florida over this.
Governor DeSantis, pardon this kid

https://tinyurl.com/2p9pr8ce
41 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 06:40 PM (Jh5b+)

43 One way to avoid making a man angry you called him a man, is to just say, "thank you." Don't say sir or ma'am. Then they have no right to complain.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 03, 2024 06:40 PM (0eaVi)

44
My takeaway from this poorly worded message is that they will be tackling families.


Well, those families are dummies and tackling dummies play an essential role for every great football team!

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at July 03, 2024 06:41 PM (i4sOa)

45 25 The last United flight I took had a freak-show tranny flight attendant. My wife asked me how I was sure...I pointed out his five-o'clock shadow.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 03, 2024 06:37 PM (d9fT1)

I saw a dude today at my place. Size 11teen platform platform sandals. Kind of a coullete style pantaloon with a pirate peasant blouse. It worked up until it did not.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 06:42 PM (ENQN6)

46 Florida has stopped having to fund hospital visits for illegal aliens simply by ASKING IF THEY'RE ILLEGAL!
.......

Gotta treat 'em anyway here in CA.

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

47 >>One way to avoid making a man angry you called him a man, is to just say, "thank you." Don't say sir or ma'am.


Or, tell them that they themselves started the entire misgendering issue they are complaining about.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 06:42 PM (XQPhT)

48 It certainly felt like a male.

Posted by: Blind kid feeling up an elephant at July 03, 2024 06:43 PM (vFG9F)

49
*pours six fingers of bourbon*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 03, 2024 06:34 PM


It's people like you and your drinking habits that are screwing up Mannix's AI babe pictures.

Today. Total babe. Righteous rack. Six fingers.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 03, 2024 06:43 PM (RKVpM)

50 Oh my. So I posted next to garrett. Lemme go get my crocs.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 03, 2024 06:43 PM (2xCPU)

51
orphan black


Missus KvC is watching that abomination. Last night she fell asleep in the other room and its ghastly theme song kept playing over and over again.

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at July 03, 2024 06:44 PM (i4sOa)

52 37
Why did you wait 4 years to implement this plan?
Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 03, 2024

Probably because tackling families isn’t the most well thought out plan.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 06:44 PM (p4NUW)

53 Joe wants to send AG's to go after grocery stores ? He's sounding more and more like Mad King George
Posted by: It's me donna
----------
Here it is that I didn't include in the quote tweets.

https://tinyurl.com/yzye5xk4
screencap of Biden's lowering grocery prices 'plan'

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 06:44 PM (Jh5b+)

54 President Biden @POTUS 8h
Grocery costs are too high for families across the country.
We have a plan to tackle them.
......


We beat Safeway!

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 06:44 PM (v0R5T)

55 >>President Biden @POTUS 8h
Grocery costs are too high for families across the country.
We have a plan to tackle them.

Joe's plan does NOT include reducing production and transportation costs by increasing oil and gas production or deporting the 30 million illegal aliens buying groceries that American citizens could buy cheaper if they weren't here.

Posted by: huerfano at July 03, 2024 06:44 PM (VGOMa)

56 >>So I posted next to garrett. Lemme go get my crocs.


You know the only thing gay about me are ace's fantasies, right?

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 06:45 PM (XQPhT)

57 End Wokeness @EndWokeness
Christian Maier (18 ) is now being charged with a FELONY in Florida over this.
Governor DeSantis, pardon this kid


Burning a flag = protected speech
Driving over a rainbow flag = felony

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2024 06:45 PM (oZhjI)

58 Pro tip! If you are a not so attractive man, you will not be a pretty pretend woman.
Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 06:40 PM (p4NUW)

Right? I am acquainted with a trans "woman." Nice person, but looks more like Andy Dick in drag than Dave Foley in drag. At least this person dresses modestly and does not have pink hair and garish makeup, and does not steal luggage. As far as I know.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 03, 2024 06:45 PM (hZc6Q)

59 If you call an actual woman "sir" by mistake, she'll feel absolutely terrible and attempt to break contact with you immediately so she can go cry somewhere.

Funny how these assholes ain't like that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 06:45 PM (BAEGB)

60 Or, tell them that they themselves started the entire misgendering issue they are complaining about.
Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 06:42 PM (XQPhT)

The court sides with the plaintiff. The woman is sentenced to five years in prison.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at July 03, 2024 06:45 PM (0eaVi)

61 we'll use the Mochtar Stealth-Haze

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:45 PM (KRtlO)

62
Today. Total babe. Righteous rack. Six fingers.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

She *is* related to the six fingered man I tell you!
~I.Montoya

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2024 06:45 PM (FK/Hs)

63 One of the Bobbie's has her hands in her pockets.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 03, 2024 06:46 PM (oERdd)

64 Turns out I have no crocs. That makes me happy! Drink!

Posted by: NC Ref at July 03, 2024 06:46 PM (2xCPU)

65 Children have rights! Except before they are born, apparently.

Posted by: Max Power at July 03, 2024 06:46 PM (Hucnr)

66 Everything a democrat touches turns to crap.

I am so appalled that as a society we do not care at all about our citizens wasting away and dying in the streets.

It is not compassionate to allow people to kill themselves. Which is why democrats are fine with it.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 03, 2024 06:46 PM (fpVC1)

67 Let me just say that lipstick looks terrible with a mustache.

Posted by: Emmie at July 03, 2024 06:46 PM (Sf2cq)

68 Florida has stopped having to fund hospital visits for illegal aliens simply by ASKING IF THEY'RE ILLEGAL!
.......

Gotta treat 'em anyway here in CA.
Posted by: wth

Probably true in FL, too. But by asking you give them that bit of fear they might be deported and they don't come in. Since it's their primary source of healthcare, they decide they can tough put that flu or the shits or whatnot rather than risk discovery by officials.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 03, 2024 06:46 PM (XHV46)

69 Today. Total babe. Righteous rack. Six fingers.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 03, 2024 06:43 PM (RKVpM)

Bro you haven't lived until you've gotten your crank yanked by a chick with polydactyly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 06:46 PM (BAEGB)

70 At one point one of my cow-workers went tranny.

He was a dumpy balding 40 year old man.

But now he was a dumpy 40 year old "woman" with his remaining hair in pigtails and wearing school girl outfits and stripper makeup.

And...everyone had to pretend this was completely normal and he wasn't telling actual woman to "rub it on your skin or else it gets the hose again" at home...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2024 06:47 PM (oZhjI)

71
You know the only thing gay about me are ace's fantasies, right?
Posted by: garrett


Not merely gay.

Flaming!

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at July 03, 2024 06:47 PM (i4sOa)

72 I guarantee if her kid identified as a Christian nationalist mommy would have a whole different outlook on whether or not children should be allowed to identify as whatever they want.

Gay, mentally ill whack job? Acceptable.

Straight, normal Christian? Freak!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2024 06:47 PM (LkLld)

73 I choose to not subject myself to the TSA flying mess. So I drive or don't go. This is why...this is why...this is why they suck.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 03, 2024 06:39 PM (2xCPU)

I'm right there with you. Been boycotting TSA since 2004.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 03, 2024 06:47 PM (w6EFb)

74 One way to avoid making a man angry you called him a man, is to just say, "thank you." Don't say sir or ma'am.


Or, tell them that they themselves started the entire misgendering issue they are complaining about.
Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 06:42 PM (XQPhT)

yep

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 06:47 PM (V13WU)

75 oil moar
electricity moar
people moar
money moar

Profiteers, hoarders, and Kulaks are the issue.

We have seen this.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 06:47 PM (ENQN6)

76 https://tinyurl.com/yzye5xk4

No love for WIN buttons?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2024 06:47 PM (RIvkX)

77 67 Let me just say that lipstick looks terrible with a mustache.
Posted by: Emmie at July 03, 2024 06:46 PM (Sf2cq)

------

He should have his colors done.

No way he's a winter.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 03, 2024 06:48 PM (RLLZj)

78 President Biden @POTUS 8h
Grocery costs are too high for families across the country.
We have a plan to tackle them.
.......

EAT MOAR BUGZ

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

79 This Tatiana Maslany ... being ... will no doubt be willing to selflessly help these kid in their journey of self-discovery -- that just so happens to facilitate them becoming sexual playthings for adults.

The homosexuals wanted tolerance, they got it. Now they want affirmation. Eventually, the homosexuals are not going to be tolerated any longer.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 03, 2024 06:48 PM (pJWtt)

80 Don't take Polydactyly if you're allergic to Polydactyly.

Posted by: Legal Department at July 03, 2024 06:49 PM (8vpN6)

81 16 "the Maslany, who has a face like a Pollack bricklayer"

That's "Polack" unless it's a fish.


although i must admit that i've seen many fishy bricklayers, the description is apt.

Posted by: anachronda at July 03, 2024 06:49 PM (sGtp+)

82 So looking at Biden's plan to lower the costs of groceries its a bunch of "ask people to lower prices" and then...let's give more free money to illegals.

Because, of course, printing *more* money to give away to illegals will surely solve inflation.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 03, 2024 06:49 PM (oZhjI)

83 Miley, how is the okra crop doing?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2024 06:49 PM (K+Odn)

84 You know the only thing gay about me are ace's fantasies, right?

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 06:45 PM (XQPhT)




I do love you both in a totally bromanly way. But I would like to chat with you about some pinball stuff, there's a really cool museum in Asheville NC that I want to visit. Used to build and work on that stuff. And been trying to hook up with Hammer there too.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 03, 2024 06:50 PM (2xCPU)

85 74 One way to avoid making a man angry you called him a man, is to just say, "thank you." Don't say sir or ma'am.


Or, tell them that they themselves started the entire misgendering issue they are complaining about.
Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 06:42 PM (XQPhT)

yep
Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 06:47 PM (V13WU)

---

Tell him to calm down. That always works.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 03, 2024 06:50 PM (RLLZj)

86 "I see you managed to get your shirt off."

Posted by: ace at July 03, 2024 06:50 PM (KRtlO)

87 Bobby's defence:

Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr 8h
Hey @VanityFair, you know when your veterinary experts call a goat a dog, and your forensic experts say a photo taken in Patagonia was taken in Korea, that you’ve joined the ranks of supermarket tabloids. Keep telling America that up is down if you want. I’ll keep talking about the fact that working families can’t afford houses or groceries because our last two presidents went on a $14 trillion debt joyride, paid for by hard-working Americans.

The DNC media’s garbage pail journalism may distract us from President Biden’s cognitive deficits but it does little to elevate the national debate or reduce the price of groceries.
====
LOL

I didn't notice the 'groceries' shot until just now.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 06:50 PM (Jh5b+)

88 Tell him to calm down. That always works.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 03, 2024 06:50 PM (RLLZj)

Slap him for getting prostaterical.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 06:50 PM (BAEGB)

89 Don't take Polydactyly if you're allergic to Polydactyly.
Posted by: Legal Department at July 03, 2024 06:49 PM (8vpN6)
---
NOW you tell me...

Posted by: Hexie the Polydactyl Kitty Cat at July 03, 2024 06:51 PM (BpYfr)

90 79 This Tatiana Maslany ... being ... will no doubt be willing to selflessly help these kid in their journey of self-discovery -- that just so happens to facilitate them becoming sexual playthings for adults.

The homosexuals wanted tolerance, they got it. Now they want affirmation. Eventually, the homosexuals are not going to be tolerated any longer.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 03, 2024 06:48 PM (pJWtt)

Children

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 03, 2024 06:51 PM (ENQN6)

91 Now it looks like a Dark Triad Personality cult -- mostly batshit crazy women, per James Carville -- that has gaslighted a zombie army into thinking Republicans are Hitler clones.

He is being kind, its actually a Dark Tetrad Personality cult.

He is ignoring their Sadism.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 03, 2024 06:51 PM (rHxhM)

92 If some Antifa goon pretended that he was a female to get into a woman's prison and I were a prisoner I'd probably get together a bunch of women and beat the hell out of him. This is not a thought I am proud of, but MEN DO NOT BELONG in WOMEN'S PRISONS. I don't care what they think they are or
are pretending to be.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2024 06:51 PM (oUxZc)

93 Tell him to calm down. That always works.
Posted by: Just Lily

I believe the style guide requires calm your tits. Which might just defuse the situation after all.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 03, 2024 06:51 PM (XHV46)

94 88 Tell him to calm down. That always works.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 03, 2024 06:50 PM (RLLZj)

Slap him for getting prostaterical.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024

Oh my goodness. Is there a wall of fame next to the wall of shame? This deserves a platinum frame.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 06:52 PM (p4NUW)

95 >>I would like to chat with you about some pinball stuff, there's a really cool museum in Asheville NC that I want to visit


I will answer any and all Pinball questions.

If you have a Pin Museum with a decent collection anywhere near you, I would only encourage you to visit. Those places are great and there aren't any of them out west. At least, not until you get to those icky Ocean touching States.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 06:52 PM (XQPhT)

96 Tell him to calm down. That always works.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 03, 2024 06:50 PM (RLLZj)

Just Lily with a perfect retort !

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 06:52 PM (V13WU)

97 "I see you managed to get your shirt off."
Posted by: ace

I think I see that Ace is on a Quest.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2024 06:52 PM (FK/Hs)

98 Remember it isn't gay if the balls you are fondling are under a skirt

Posted by: David French at July 03, 2024 06:52 PM (oZhjI)

99 "By Grabthar's Hammer......what a savings"

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 03, 2024 06:53 PM (hZc6Q)

100 78 President Biden @POTUS 8h
Grocery costs are too high for families across the country.
We have a plan to tackle them.


They're backed into the corner like rabid dogs. Anything and everything is on the table to make him look better. Wait for the lifting of oil drilling lease restrictions.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 03, 2024 06:53 PM (/U5Yz)

101 I guess I've lived a sheltered life. I've had zero exposure to tranny mania in the wild.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 03, 2024 06:53 PM (mH6SG)

102 >>You know the only thing gay about me are ace's fantasies, right?

Sure.

You've got a little glitter on your chin.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2024 06:53 PM (LkLld)

103 End Wokeness @EndWokeness
BREAKING: Newly released footage shows four illegals from Venezuela choking and robbing a 49-year-old man in Chicago

They were living in a tax-funded shelter

https://tinyurl.com/2a5vhrrf
1:16 minutes; no sound; subway car security camera video.

Pismo @Pismo_B Replying to @EndWokeness
Chicago police arrest four Venezuelan migrants for allegedly strangling, robbing man on train.

https://tinyurl.com/3f5smfjb
mugshots

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 06:53 PM (Jh5b+)

104 Six Finger, Six Finger, man alive!
How'd I ever get along with five?

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

105 98 Remember it isn't gay if the balls you are fondling are under a skirt
Posted by: David French at July 03, 2024 06:52 PM (oZhjI)

Hey, if you want to wear a skirt while you watch your wife get A-framed by your yard guys, that's your business, hoss.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 06:54 PM (BAEGB)

106 Hes off to finally beat the grocery stores.

Posted by: Jimco Industries at July 03, 2024 06:54 PM (buTO7)

107 Chicago police arrest four Venezuelan migrants for allegedly strangling, robbing man on train.


They are just strangling the men Americans won't. Really it is an act of love

Posted by: Jeb Bush at July 03, 2024 06:54 PM (oZhjI)

108 I believe the style guide requires calm your tits. Which might just defuse the situation after all.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 03, 2024 06:51 PM (XHV46)

I thought about typing it that way, but I'm a lady and just couldn't make my fingers type it.

*Hangs head

Posted by: Just Lily at July 03, 2024 06:54 PM (RLLZj)

109 Netflix’s Reed Hastings Gives $3 Million To Gavin Newsom Anti-Recall Fund
https://tinyurl.com/yy2hvcvt

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
NEW via NYT: Democrat megadonor/Netflix co-founder Reed Hastings calls on Biden to “step aside” and allow someone else to be the Dem. nominee.
3:38 PM · Jul 3, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 03, 2024 06:54 PM (9aVck)

110 Tell him to calm down. That always works.
Posted by: Just Lily
......

Works better on wymmen.

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 06:55 PM (v0R5T)

111 97 "I see you managed to get your shirt off."
Posted by: ace

I think I see that Ace is on a Quest.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2024

What is happening here? I am so confused.

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 06:56 PM (GMx4K)

112 Surprised a Hawaiian judge hasn’t told Florida to stop asking. I mean scotus said Trump couldn’t add a citizenship question on the census.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 03, 2024 06:56 PM (HS04+)

113 Stick your hand up a guys skirt in Scotland, you might get kilt

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2024 06:56 PM (K+Odn)

114 97 "I see you managed to get your shirt off."
Posted by: ace

I think I see that Ace is on a Quest.


this episode was badly written!

Posted by: anachronda at July 03, 2024 06:57 PM (sGtp+)

115 Maya?

The shapeshifter?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 03, 2024 06:57 PM (8sMut)

116 What is happening here? I am so confused.
Posted by: Piper

Heh, search for his quotes.
They're great and well know in certain "circles".

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2024 06:57 PM (FK/Hs)

117 Probably true in FL, too. But by asking you give them that bit of fear they might be deported and they don't come in. Since it's their primary source of healthcare, they decide they can tough put that flu or the shits or whatnot rather than risk discovery by officials.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 03, 2024 06:46 PM (XHV46)


the "curandera" doesn't charge medicare rates either.

Look, I feel bad for anyone who can't get into a doctors' because of finances or status, but I am also tired of being made to pay their bill at the risk of losing my house or going to jail. I feel the same about paying for dental work for tweekrs. I agree the system is cocked up so bad it is probably not salvageable but it is bankrupting people who are trying to be responsible for themselves and theirs'
Doctors work for hedge funds now, who invest in the hospital and medical provider corporations, that have exclusivity deals that prevent the doctors from working for anyone else.
The Curandera may be the better option going forward.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 03, 2024 06:57 PM (D7oie)

118 I guess I've lived a sheltered life. I've had zero exposure to tranny mania in the wild.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

You're living the dream! We've even got some out in my semi-rural area of a deep red state.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 03, 2024 06:57 PM (XHV46)

119 Chicago police arrest four Venezuelan migrants for allegedly strangling, robbing man on train.


They are just strangling the men Americans won't. Really it is an act of love
Posted by: Jeb Bush at July 03, 2024 06:54 PM (oZhjI)

Future doctors and scientists.
- Nancy Pelosi

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 03, 2024 06:57 PM (HS04+)

120 If you have a Pin Museum with a decent collection anywhere near you, I would only encourage you to visit. Those places are great and there aren't any of them out west. At least, not until you get to those icky Ocean touching States.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 06:52 PM (XQPhT)


Yes we do also there are some new companies doing the arcade experience thing with lots of old school emulators playing Space Invaders Galaga Ms PacMan Zaxxon etc. Love them!

Posted by: NC Ref at July 03, 2024 06:58 PM (2xCPU)

121 "I see you managed to get your shirt off."
Posted by: ace

I think I see that Ace is on a Quest.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron "


I thought he was talking to Garrett.

Posted by: fd at July 03, 2024 06:58 PM (vFG9F)

122 Tell him to calm down. That always works.
Posted by: Just Lily
......

Works better on wymmen.
Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 06:55 PM (v0R5T)

Pretty much gaw ron teed to work, isn't it?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 03, 2024 06:58 PM (0eaVi)

123
They are just strangling the men Americans won't. Really it is an act of love
Posted by: Jeb Bush at July 03, 2024 06:54 PM (oZhjI)

Quit misspelling my name.

Posted by: Jeb! Bush at July 03, 2024 06:58 PM (8sMut)

124 A POLITICO analysis found that Medicaid expenditures for undocumented immigrants in Florida has dropped dramatically since Gov. Ron DeSantis signed a law directing hospitals to ask patients about their immigration status.

DeSantis is my spirit animal.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 03, 2024 06:59 PM (+oR7L)

125 Stick your hand up a guys skirt in Scotland, you might get kilt
Posted by: Ben Had

Well that really depends on whether or not you were invited.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 03, 2024 06:59 PM (XHV46)

126 >>I guess I've lived a sheltered life. I've had zero exposure to tranny mania in the wild.


Back in the 90s the rule was 1 per College Campus.

It's snowballed since then.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 06:59 PM (XQPhT)

127 Yes we do also there are some new companies doing the arcade experience thing with lots of old school emulators playing Space Invaders Galaga Ms PacMan Zaxxon etc. Love them!
Posted by: NC Ref at July 03, 2024 06:58 PM (2xCPU)

RIVER RAID

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 03, 2024 06:59 PM (8sMut)

128 Five curtain calls!

Posted by: bluebell at July 03, 2024 06:59 PM (bS+DD)

129
You're living the dream! We've even got some out in my semi-rural area of a deep red state.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 03, 2024 06:57 PM (XHV46)
-------------

We live in redneck desert central and even we get a few of the freaks. It's amazing, what with all the guns and whatnot, they seem to thrive. It's an absolute mystery they're still around, I tells ya!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 03, 2024 06:59 PM (tT6L1)

130 Miley, how is the okra crop doing?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2024 06:49 PM (K+Odn)

No flowers yet. I apologize for not coherently answering your text. My phone sucks hairy moose cocks.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 03, 2024 07:00 PM (w6EFb)

131 tranny stuff is all about the money

Posted by: runner at July 03, 2024 07:01 PM (V13WU)

132 >>Yes we do also there are some new companies doing the arcade experience thing with lots of old school emulators playing Space Invaders Galaga Ms PacMan Zaxxon etc.


Oh, yeah. You can get a single cabinet with hundreds of classic games.

Problem with those is they look goofy with the myriad of controls required to navigate 10-20 years of arcade games.

One of these days I will own a Marble Madness.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 07:01 PM (XQPhT)

133 Didn't you guys ever watch the show?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 03, 2024 07:01 PM (1bNHn)

134 97 "I see you managed to get your shirt off."
Posted by: ace

I think I see that Ace is on a Quest.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2024

What is happening here? I am so confused.
Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 06:56 PM (GMx4K)

It's a love story as old as time

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 03, 2024 07:01 PM (NtVYv)

135 124 A POLITICO analysis found that Medicaid expenditures for illegal aliens in Florida has dropped dramatically since Gov. Ron DeSantis signed a law directing hospitals to ask patients about their immigration status.

DeSantis is my spirit animal.
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 03, 2024 06:59 PM (+oR7L)

I’m doing the proper work Politico just won’t do.

Show a reporter a passport and explain to them you HAVE to have one to cross international borders and they will SCREAM and SCREAM and SCREAM. They will throw the biggest of tantrums.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 03, 2024 07:01 PM (8sMut)

136 You're living the dream! We've even got some out in my semi-rural area of a deep red state.

Yeah, I hope to continue to do so.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 03, 2024 07:01 PM (mH6SG)

137 George @BehizyTweets 9h
WATCH: This girl completely changed her mind on voting for Biden after hearing some of his racist statements. She thought the statements came from Trump but was completely SHOCKED when she realized Biden said them

She then left to tell her Democrat grandpa what she just heard

Republicans should buy millions of dollars in ads just blasting all of Joe Biden's racist statements to black communities

https://tinyurl.com/5yp6jjwu
4:06 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 03, 2024 07:01 PM (Jh5b+)

138 >>No flowers yet.


Cut back on their Nitrogen and pump them up with some Phosphorous.

Bat Guano Tea will do it.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 07:02 PM (XQPhT)

139 Quit misspelling my name.

Posted by: Jeb! Bush at July 03, 2024 06:58 PM (8sMut)
.......

You still married to that Mexican midget?

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 07:02 PM (v0R5T)

140 8 The new Biden administration dude looks like a gay porn star.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 03, 2024 06:33 PM (tMjDM)
----
Well he is gay and has been featured with his 'spouse' here before. I may be wrong but I think he's friends with the luggage snatcher.

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #01 at July 03, 2024 07:02 PM (qfLjt)

141 DeSantis is my spirit animal.
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 03, 2024 06:59 PM (+oR7L)

All that is required for evil to wither is for normal men to do obvious shit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 07:03 PM (BAEGB)

142 I know sometimes people have to learn these things the hard way, which is unfortunate, but here's the basic fact:

When you encounter someone who is clearly not dressing like someone with certain types of sex organs, assume they are looking for an opportunity to "get" you.

If this is just a random encounter in the world, feel free to tell them to F off, but if they have some Authoratah over you, expect they will make your life inconvenient if they can.

Don't let them.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2024 07:03 PM (dGCAG)

143 >> The new Biden administration dude looks like a gay porn star.


He looks like one of the guys from Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 07:03 PM (XQPhT)

144 "I see you managed to get your shirt off."
Posted by: ace
......

Nice tits. Now turn around and let me see the front.

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

145 129
You're living the dream! We've even got some out in my semi-rural area of a deep red state.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 03, 2024 06:57 PM (XHV46)
-------------

We live in redneck desert central and even we get a few of the freaks. It's amazing, what with all the guns and whatnot, they seem to thrive. It's an absolute mystery they're still around, I tells ya!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 03, 2024 06:59 PM (tT6L1)
It’s always a shock to see one though. It’s all I can do to refrain from laughing out loud. Sometimes I fail.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2024 07:03 PM (LHPAg)

146 I will answer any and all Pinball questions.

If you have a Pin Museum with a decent collection anywhere near you, I would only encourage you to visit. Those places are great and there aren't any of them out west. At least, not until you get to those icky Ocean touching States.
Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 06:52 PM (XQPhT)

Why? Are you a Pinball Wizard?

Posted by: The Who (or what is left of them) at July 03, 2024 07:04 PM (8sMut)

147 Quotable Warai-otoko

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2024 07:04 PM (K+Odn)

148 My phone sucks hairy moose cocks.
Posted by: Miley

This is oddly specific.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2024 07:04 PM (FK/Hs)

149
We are become Sodom and Gomorrah.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2024 07:05 PM (XeU6L)

150 DeSantis is my spirit animal.
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 03, 2024 06:59 PM (+oR7L)

All that is required for evil to wither is for normal men to do obvious shit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 07:03 PM (BAEGB)

For what it's worth, I think that's a perfectly nice way to view Ron DeSanctimonious. He's normal. Not anything spectacular, just... normal. Normal is good.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2024 07:05 PM (dGCAG)

151 142 I know sometimes people have to learn these things the hard way, which is unfortunate, but here's the basic fact:

When you encounter someone who is clearly not dressing like someone with certain types of sex organs, assume they are looking for an opportunity to "get" you.

If this is just a random encounter in the world, feel free to tell them to F off, but if they have some Authoratah over you, expect they will make your life inconvenient if they can.

Don't let them.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2024 07:03 PM (dGCAG)

I do my level best to avoid one freak that I know of in particular. For that reason.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 03, 2024 07:06 PM (8sMut)

152 He looks like one of the guys from Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
Posted by: garrett

You like? Call me.

Posted by: Tyler Cherry at July 03, 2024 07:06 PM (v0R5T)

153 "I can't afford groceries"
"OK, we will file a lawsuit against the grocery store."
"But I can't eat a piece of paper!"
"What? Do you want Trump to win?!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2024 07:06 PM (F4JRq)

154 GOMORRAH

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=cuKNQamDtnE

Posted by: JGB - 3.17.78 at July 03, 2024 07:07 PM (XQPhT)

155 Mike Hammer yes we are

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 07:07 PM (fwDg9)

156 I will answer any and all Pinball questions.
......

What's the best way to get all the quarters out?

Posted by: Tyler Cherry at July 03, 2024 07:07 PM (v0R5T)

157 Piper, they're quoting the movie Galaxy Quest, which is both a Star Trek parody and one of the best Star Trek movies.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2024 07:08 PM (llON8)

158 BTW, in the normal world, who the hell celebrates someone else's sexuality?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 03, 2024 07:08 PM (1bNHn)

159 Pinball machine named "Mib" IIRC. I wasted many, many quarters in that game.
Then comes high school graduation party and we go to a park with some pinball machines. I put in a quarter and ring up 20 replays. I give them up and when they have wasted all of them the classmates come get me to run up the replays again.
When we were leaving I saw the owner tilting away the replays.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2024 07:08 PM (FK/Hs)

160 148 My phone sucks hairy moose cocks.
Posted by: Miley

This is oddly specific.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2024 07:04 PM (FK/Hs)


Similar to my opinion of okra.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2024 07:08 PM (W/lyH)

161 I have one of the 80's cocktail tables that has like 100 games. It's not set up for the horizontal games like joust or defender. It's fun when people visit or have kids.

Pinball is my favorite though. I was gonna buy a machine, but still waffling. I might lease one in case I want a change or get tired of it.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 03, 2024 07:09 PM (NtVYv)

162 One thing that has been left out is the entire plot thread of Brandon and his fan club friends.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 03, 2024 07:09 PM (1bNHn)

163 In the words of some dumb fuck " resist we much". The freak show will soon be at an end.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2024 07:10 PM (K+Odn)

164 (((Harry Enten)))

There are a number of people on here who in their lifetimes haven't seen numbers this bad for a Dem presidential candidate at this point in the cycle...

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 03, 2024 07:10 PM (5p7BC)

165 Fox keeps showing some poor Marine standing guard outside the White House. Clad in Blue Service A with white trousers, standing motionless in an antiquated parade rest reserved for ceremonial duties, he has to be roasting. PDT, if you're listening, tell them, when you get back, Blue C with the short sleeve shirt will do just fine.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 03, 2024 07:10 PM (V5eKu)

166 BTW, in the normal world, who the hell celebrates someone else's sexuality?

There's nothing normal about the world we currently live in.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 03, 2024 07:10 PM (mH6SG)

167 BTW, in the normal world, ...
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I think that you have hit on the problem.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2024 07:10 PM (XeU6L)

168 The new Biden administration dude looks like a gay porn star.

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He looks like one of the guys from Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 07:03 PM (XQPhT)

For what it's worth, I think people give away that term "pron star" too easily.

They perform on camera. Not all of them are stars.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2024 07:10 PM (dGCAG)

169 There's a good pinball museum in Vegas.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2024 07:10 PM (RIvkX)

170 Why is everyone on the Biden team a weirdo?
https://tinyurl.com/293he6zp

Posted by: Piper at July 03, 2024 07:10 PM (GMx4K)

171 Why do the women in california wear short skirts ?

So they can scratch their balls

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 03, 2024 07:11 PM (NtVYv)

172 >>Pinball is my favorite though. I was gonna buy a machine, but still waffling. I might lease one in case I want a change or get tired of it.


If you buy one, you will have to learn how to repair them. That's just part of owning a pin.

Renting one for a month or two is a great way to see if you will actually play it enough to justify ownership.

Careful though. Once you buy one they have a habit of multiplying.
I thought I just wanted a Fish Tales.

There are like a dozen here, now.

Posted by: JGB - 3.17.78 at July 03, 2024 07:11 PM (XQPhT)

173 I still like how scared Marvel is of the Woke that they wouldn't even announce She-Hulk was canceled.

They just .... never announced season 2.

Horrible ratings, horrible acting, horrible plots, horrible dialog.

"Uh, it's a great show. We just have a lot going on right now. Just to darned busy. It's not canceled, oh no! We'll get back to you soon, promise. K bye!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 03, 2024 07:11 PM (F4JRq)

174 JerrySockOFF

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 07:12 PM (XQPhT)

175 My phone sucks hairy moose cocks.
Posted by: Miley

This is oddly specific.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2024 07:04 PM (FK/Hs)


Similar to my opinion of okra.
Posted by: Diogenes
------------

In truth, I don't much trust moose.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2024 07:12 PM (XeU6L)

176 Grocery stores need to raise prices to stay in business and avoid closing shop altogether so that no one gets any groceries ever.

So you fucking sue them so that they not only have to bear the burden of a shitcanned economy and a global logistics network that makes Justice Pearl Neckless's empanada grease lacquered cardiovascular system look like Wildwater Kingdom, they now have to bear the burden of your malicious lawfare as well.

This is on top of the string of suspicious food processing facility disasters in recent years and a gigantic raft of new regulations to make food production as onerous and expensive as possible...

Tell me you're trying to instigate a fake famine without etc etc etc.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 07:12 PM (BAEGB)

177 BTW, in the normal world, who the hell celebrates someone else's sexuality?
Posted by: Eeyore at July 03, 2024 07:08 PM (1bNHn)

I would like to celebrate Elizabeth Olsen's sexuality.

There, I said it. I don't care what the rest of you celebrate.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2024 07:12 PM (dGCAG)

178 DeSantis is normal for 1988. I don’t follow him closely, but he is definitely spectacular in the modern political context, Just like Ted Cruz. For some reason, they are hated by the left, but of course that is so and for some reason many on her own side, don’t appreciate them, but that’s how politics works I guess. DeSantis may be just normal, but that’s only true if we redefined the definition of normal to only a very tiny group of people

Posted by: Quint at July 03, 2024 07:13 PM (Z++3d)

179
Similar to my opinion of okra.
Posted by: Diogenes

My brother from a different mother!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2024 07:13 PM (FK/Hs)

180 Tatiana Maslany's career has really taken off since her star turn as She-Hulk, I see.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 03, 2024 07:13 PM (guGkK)

181 What's the best way to get all the quarters out?

Posted by: Tyler Cherry at July 03, 2024 07:07 PM (v0R5T)


Commit a crime or two. The cash box is locked up for a reason. I do not recommend.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 03, 2024 07:13 PM (2xCPU)

182 ...and a cocktail Joust is on my short list.
That one and Marble Madness were my faves.

And Silent Scope.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 07:14 PM (XQPhT)

183 There's a good pinball museum in Vegas.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2024 07:10 PM (RIvkX)

Drove past it last week. I noticed it, and was wondering where it was in relation to the massacre site.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2024 07:14 PM (dGCAG)

184 Tell me you're trying to instigate a fake famine without etc etc etc.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 07:12 PM (BAEGB)


Not to mention that Science! has recently determined that a home garden is a mortal threat to your personal health and to the environment.

Posted by: Emmie at July 03, 2024 07:14 PM (Sf2cq)

185 Restaurants and retail stores are going out of business right and left. Can grocery stores be far behind? The Dems win in November and we will find out.

Posted by: fd at July 03, 2024 07:14 PM (vFG9F)

186 " I mean scotus said Trump couldn’t add a citizenship question on the census."

I vaguely recall that, or something like it. Why the hell could they not identify citizenship, when they are identifying everything else? Crazy.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 03, 2024 07:15 PM (Cus5s)

187 What are all these LGBQXYZ government employees going to when they lose their jobs mid January?

Posted by: Skip at July 03, 2024 07:15 PM (fwDg9)

188 >>Grocery stores need to raise prices to stay in business and avoid closing shop altogether so that no one gets any groceries ever.

I am sure Min Wage increases, diesel prices and Fed Mandates re. Insurance have little or nothing to do with the high price of groceries.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 07:15 PM (XQPhT)

189 171, I remember in the 70s when California was a basket case, but not on purpose. Even then, normals from regular America knew there was something very wrong even in so-called Called conservative areas. But at least, but then the absurdity was by accident.

Posted by: Quint at July 03, 2024 07:15 PM (Z++3d)

190 Not to mention that Science! has recently determined that a home garden is a mortal threat to your personal health and to the environment.
Posted by: Emmie at July 03, 2024 07:14 PM (Sf2cq)

If i hear one more nutsack moaning about "microplastics"....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 07:15 PM (BAEGB)

191 OMG repairing a pinball machine is a nightmare, tracing out all the lines. Garrett you're awesome for doing it!

Posted by: NC Ref at July 03, 2024 07:15 PM (2xCPU)

192 I would like to celebrate Elizabeth Olsen's sexuality.

There, I said it. I don't care what the rest of you celebrate.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2024 07:12 PM (dGCAG)


I'm on board with this and want to celebrate the hell out of Rhonda Mitre's sexuality.
Sexually.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2024 07:15 PM (W/lyH)

193 AZdeplorable, ya mean the okra, lima bean and tripe casserole for the MoMe is out?

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2024 07:16 PM (K+Odn)

194 Fast movers over my house, practicing for tomorrow’s airshow. A bold sound, like Freedom.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2024 07:16 PM (LHPAg)

195 President Biden @POTUS 8h
Grocery costs are too high for families across the country.
We have a plan to tackle them.
---
My takeaway from this poorly worded message is that they will be tackling families.

*looks at glass of bourbon*

All good.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 03, 2024 06:39 PM (hZc6Q)

Well even if they have convinced themselves that this will help families, the fact that the stores will shut down and people will not be able to get groceries at any price is not occurring to them.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 03, 2024 07:16 PM (eoQWY)

196 JOUST! Was trying to remember that.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 03, 2024 07:16 PM (2xCPU)

197 Now trans guy? who was a ring leader and beat up Trump supporters?

That is Domestic Terrorism:
(A)involve acts dangerous to human life that are a violation of the criminal laws of the United States or of any State;
(B)appear to be intended—
(i)to intimidate or coerce a civilian population;
(ii)to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or
(iii)to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination, or kidnapping; and
(C)occur primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the United States

How does what he did, not fit?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 03, 2024 07:16 PM (xaFKb)

198 "Unsurprisingly, the passage of this bill did not fly well with Maslany, herself a noted LGBTQ youth activist."

So she is pedophile.

Got it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 03, 2024 07:16 PM (5p7BC)

199 187, the White House Press Corps?

They say they’re all going to Canada, Italy, and France, but the way things are going. None of those countries will want them. Actually, they never wanted them.

Posted by: Quint at July 03, 2024 07:17 PM (Z++3d)

200 DeSantis is normal for 1988. I don’t follow him closely, but he is definitely spectacular in the modern political context, Just like Ted Cruz. For some reason, they are hated by the left, but of course that is so and for some reason many on her own side, don’t appreciate them, but that’s how politics works I guess. DeSantis may be just normal, but that’s only true if we redefined the definition of normal to only a very tiny group of people
Posted by: Quint at July 03, 2024 07:13 PM (Z++3d)

I think you have it backwards. DeSanctimonioius is a politician. By definition, he's not normal, but as far as politicians go, I guess that's pretty spectacular that he kinda gets close.

This nation has about 330 million people in it. Probably somewhere close to 329 million of them are normal. Very few of those 329 mil are politicians though.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2024 07:17 PM (dGCAG)

201 Repairs are usually pretty easy.

Installing a brand new Playfield and restoring the rotted out old cabinets is where it gets a little crazy.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 07:17 PM (XQPhT)

202 Illegals kill hospitals. Births mostly.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 03, 2024 07:17 PM (Z8Yh2)

203 Why is everyone on the Biden team a weirdo?
https://tinyurl.com/293he6zp
Posted by: Piper
......

See also: Biden Family.

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 07:17 PM (v0R5T)

204 194 Fast movers over my house, practicing for tomorrow’s airshow. A bold sound, like Freedom.
Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2024 07:16 PM (LHPAg)

Love me some jets... but sounds like National Debt to me.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 03, 2024 07:18 PM (xaFKb)

205 This nation has about 330 million people in it. Probably somewhere close to 329 million of them are normal.

Say what?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 03, 2024 07:19 PM (mH6SG)

206 I am sure Min Wage increases, diesel prices and Fed Mandates re. Insurance have little or nothing to do with the high price of groceries.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 07:15 PM (XQPhT)


Nominee for Comment of the Week.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 03, 2024 07:19 PM (2xCPU)

207 203 Why is everyone on the Biden team a weirdo?
https://tinyurl.com/293he6zp
Posted by: Piper
......

See also: Biden Family.
Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 07:17 PM (v0R5T)
_______
Even Michelle sees that.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 03, 2024 07:20 PM (1bNHn)

208 I'm on board with this and want to celebrate the hell out of Rhonda Mitre's sexuality.
Sexually.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2024 07:15 PM (W/lyH)

Had no idea who that was, had to look her up... yeah, she seems nice.

Celebrate!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2024 07:20 PM (dGCAG)

209 Fish tales ! Cool machine.

I remember when I first saw Silent Scope. I thought this is badass

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 03, 2024 07:20 PM (NtVYv)

210 in happier news, here's a video of two sea otters playing basketball

https://dailyotter.org/posts/2024/7/2/lebron-steph-never-
heard-of-them

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 03, 2024 07:20 PM (W2Pud)

211 First election I voted in was Nixon/McGovern. Hoping to see Joe play the role of McGovern

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 03, 2024 07:20 PM (xjTDL)

212 @193, say it isn't so! those are all good things!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 03, 2024 07:21 PM (MKEsG)

213 The She-Hulk star further opined, "Children have rights. Children are human beings who have knowledge and who know themselves and know the marginally attractive actresses who they are sexually attracted to and we should be taking cues from them. In so many ways, we should be taking cues from them and having sex with them. Listening to them, empowering them to know who they are and to name that, while frolicking naked in a pool on Pokemon pool floats."

I may have made a few edits, but I think I caught her truth.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 03, 2024 07:21 PM (5p7BC)

214 >>GOMORRAH

Very underrated.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 03, 2024 07:21 PM (LkLld)

215 My friends told me about a restaurant that's also an arcade: Brinstar Bar & Grill. Going to go there when I visit them in Midland (Michigan).

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 03, 2024 07:21 PM (gJoNf)

216 *waves to Notorious BFD *

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2024 07:21 PM (K+Odn)

217 AZdeplorable, ya mean the okra, lima bean and tripe casserole for the MoMe is out?
Posted by: Ben Had

If you want it prepared and cooked, I'm in.
If you want me to serve it, I'm in.
If you want me to eat it, I'm taking the smallest no thank you helping I can get and giving away all I can.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2024 07:22 PM (FK/Hs)

218 My two 4th of July movies...

Independence Day
The Music Man

I will sometimes watch Jaws around this time also. But those first two are required.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 03, 2024 07:22 PM (4XwPj)

219 This nation has about 330 million people in it. Probably somewhere close to 329 million of them are normal.
-----
Say what?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 03, 2024 07:19 PM (mH6SG)

The million or so who aren't get pretty loud, and make it seem like there are more of them than there are.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2024 07:22 PM (dGCAG)

220 >>I remember when I first saw Silent Scope. I thought this is badass


When my ex wife would get all PMSd I would take her to the Arcade to play Silent Scope.

Or, to the gun range.

Calmed her right down.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 07:22 PM (XQPhT)

221 >>> 184 Tell me you're trying to instigate a fake famine without etc etc etc.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 07:12 PM (BAEGB)

Not to mention that Science! has recently determined that a home garden is a mortal threat to your personal health and to the environment.
Posted by: Emmie at July 03, 2024 07:14 PM (Sf2cq)

Jawn Cary can go fck himself.

When that slacker Poo Tin finally tells his navy to start stealing or better yet sinking yachts belonging to "our" oligarchs, his should be near the top of the list.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2024 07:22 PM (llON8)

222 183 There's a good pinball museum in Vegas.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 03, 2024 07:10 PM (RIvkX)

Drove past it last week. I noticed it, and was wondering where it was in relation to the massacre site.


there was a pinball massacre?

Posted by: anachronda at July 03, 2024 07:23 PM (sGtp+)

223 President Biden @POTUS 8h
Grocery costs are too high for families across the country.
We have a plan to tackle them.
---
My takeaway from this poorly worded message is that they will be tackling families.

*looks at glass of bourbon*

All good.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 03, 2024 06:39 PM (hZc6Q)


Are these people really this stupid?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2024 07:23 PM (W/lyH)

224 211, well, you are old lol. My first “election” Was in grade school when we held a Mock election for Ford v Carter. Ford won big time, at least at our elementary school.

Posted by: Quint at July 03, 2024 07:24 PM (Z++3d)

225 Are these people really this stupid?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 03, 2024 07:23 PM (W/lyH)

Waraiotoko's second law:

Never attribute to stupidity the actions of a group that can sufficiently be explained by malice.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 07:24 PM (BAEGB)

226 for all the redhead fans:

https://tinyurl.com/4s45pyrj

(scroll up to top)

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 07:24 PM (v0R5T)

227 AZdeplorable, your gag reflex is to be admired.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 03, 2024 07:25 PM (K+Odn)

228 Love me some jets... but sounds like National Debt to me.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 03, 2024 07:18 PM (xaFKb
Called Magnificent Warbirds. New to me, but I’m working tomorrow. I do love that smell of jet exhaust and hot hydraulic oil. ‘ Launch the ready cat!’

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2024 07:25 PM (LHPAg)

229 >>Very underrated.


Always loved Gomorrah when Maria was in the Band.

Posted by: garrett at July 03, 2024 07:25 PM (XQPhT)

230 *waves back to Ben Had*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 03, 2024 07:25 PM (mH6SG)

231 Science! has recently determined that a home garden is a mortal threat to your personal health and to the environment.
Posted by: Emmie at July 03, 2024 07:14 PM

Thanks to inflation, if each of my plants produces only one vegetable, I'll break even.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 03, 2024 07:26 PM (gJoNf)

232 NOOD Cafe

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 03, 2024 07:26 PM (llON8)

233 224 211, well, you are old lol. My first “election” Was in grade school when we held a Mock election for Ford v Carter. Ford won big time, at least at our elementary school.
Posted by: Quint at July 03, 2024 07:24 PM (Z++3d)
My first election, I voted for Richard Nixon.

Posted by: Eromero at July 03, 2024 07:27 PM (LHPAg)

234

I will sometimes watch Jaws around this time also. But those first two are required.
Posted by: Madamemayhem
----

I'm afraid you would be rather disappointed if you visited Gary, Indiana today.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2024 07:27 PM (XeU6L)

235 Thanks to inflation, if each of my plants produces only one vegetable, I'll break even.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 03, 2024 07:26 PM (gJoNf)

Peat is murder, and coir causes global warming. Grow your veggies in your own night soil or else they'll put you in Environment Jail.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 03, 2024 07:27 PM (BAEGB)

236 200, actually, I’m pretty clear on my view. DeSantis is very underrated in our own party simply because his time in the spotlight is the same as Donald Trump’s time. I look at so many feeble Republicans over the last 20 years like W, Romney, McCain, But also many many others and I see DeSantis as one of the best we have. I know Republicans, and after Trump wins they’re going to be all in on DeSantis because Trump can’t Run again, Peoples views change with political timing

Posted by: Quint at July 03, 2024 07:27 PM (Z++3d)

237 The only "experience" with transgenders that I have is of two men-one who sometimes comes into the supermarket who's about 6'2 and possibly 250 lbs and wears a dress and hat and white gloves which looks like a XL outfit that a woman would wear in the 1950s. There's also another man much smaller man wearing fishnet stockings and some Dylan Mulvaney outft and a wig whom I saw at a farmer's market in Lancaster. I don't think the Mennonite people in their 70's were thrilled. Maybe that's why they had a sign up in their produce stand. "God is coming back soon. Be prepared." The performance art in clothes from bygone areas is ridiculous. You don't look like Audrey Hepburn or someone from the 1950's movie Picnic. if you want to be called "Karen" fine but I'd refuse to do stuff wih pronouns. I woud just continue to use Karen said" rather than "She" said."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 03, 2024 07:27 PM (oUxZc)

238 there was a pinball massacre?
Posted by: anachronda at July 03, 2024 07:23 PM (sGtp+)

The pinball museum is at the southern edge of the strip, just past Mandalay Bay. Probably close enough that the shooters could have reached it from the windows.

Now, the guy they blamed it on, prolly not, cuz he was already dead by the time the shooting started.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 03, 2024 07:28 PM (dGCAG)

239 Funny comment stole from BB:

"The only thing Kamala can win is hotdog-eating contest."

Posted by: wth at July 03, 2024 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

240 Ok, translated that caption via google: tolerance, acceptance, love is love, equal rights. Bullshit. This is just a bunch of pedophiles

Posted by: jocon307 at July 03, 2024 07:29 PM (EuROc)

241 When I go to Walmart, the average person is dressed like a fishing lure. I’m not sure exactly what normal means today if it means the average person, Normal has changed over the years.

Posted by: Quint at July 03, 2024 07:30 PM (Z++3d)

242 129
We live in redneck desert central and even we get a few of the freaks. It's amazing, what with all the guns and whatnot, they seem to thrive. It's an absolute mystery they're still around, I tells ya!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 03, 2024 06:59 PM (tT6L1)
----
You are obviously suffering from a shortage of backhoes.

Posted by: Ciampino - Wed Update #02 at July 03, 2024 07:40 PM (qfLjt)

243 My phone sucks hairy moose cocks.
Posted by: Miley

This is oddly specific.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 03, 2024 07:04 PM (FK/Hs)


Similar to my opinion of okra.
Posted by: Diogenes
------------

In truth, I don't much trust moose.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 03, 2024 07:12 PM (XeU6L)

One of my college roommates in freshman year used this phrase. Reliving college days lately.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 03, 2024 07:41 PM (w6EFb)

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