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Joe Biden, Sharp As a Vorpal Tack!
Foreign Officials: We've Noticed Biden's Mental Decline for a While Now
WH Officials: Joe Sundowns at 4pm, You Know
Really good video below, thanks to Sock Monkey.
Before that: now the WSJ reports that European officials noticed Biden's steep cognitive decline at the G7 meeting -- and before. Karen Townsend at Hot Air quotes the WSJ:European officials had already been expressing worries in private about Biden's focus and stamina before Thursday's debate, with some senior diplomats saying they had tracked a noticeable deterioration in the president's faculties in meetings since last summer. There were real doubts about how Biden could successfully manage a second term but one senior European diplomat said U.S. administration officials denied there was any problem in private discussions. Diplomats described Biden's performance at the Group of Seven leaders meeting in Italy in June as mixed, with Biden appearing physically frailer than in the past but alert in many of the most important discussions. Biden missed the summit's dinner party in a medieval castle, an off-camera and less scripted part of the summit when leaders often exchange views most candidly. He was the only G-7 leader to not attend the meal; the White House told reporters in advance he wouldn't be there because it would be a "jam-packed two days" of meetings. Biden instead held an event with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky and had a brief news conference.OUT: Tapioca-packed IN: Jam-packed
Officials said that Biden's performance and focus can vary hugely between meetings and even within a meeting. Two senior European officials cited an EU-U.S. summit last October in Washington where Biden had struggled to follow the discussions. Both said that he stumbled over his talking points at several moments, requiring Secretary of State Antony Blinken to intervene and point out the lines he should use. "The reading in Europe is that this has been an unmitigated disaster," said Nathalie Tocci, director of the Institute of International Affairs in Rome and a former adviser to the EU's foreign-affairs chiefs, referring to Biden's attempts to reassure voters worried about his age.More from the WSJ:
When Biden was in France to commemorate the 80th anniversary of D-Day in June, he stumbled. During a bilateral meeting in Paris with Zelensky, Biden spoke so softly that reporters brought in to document the meeting between the two men could not initially hear the American president. Zelensky, a non-native English speaker, could be heard clearly. During the brief exchange, Biden flubbed when explaining what the Ukranians would do with a new tranche of $225 million in funds that the U.S. was sending. Biden told Zelensky that money was "to help you reconstruct the electric grid." Officials traveling with the president explained that the money was actually a series of munitions including air defenses that could protect the electric grid, among other targets, and not for rebuilding the electric grid.A friend reminded me: Remember when the media accidentally photographed Biden's prepared cheat-sheets for "news conferences"? The note cards had a picture of the reporter he was to call on, along with a pre-scripted response to the question the reporter had agreed to ask. This was all totally normal, the media shouted! All presidents do this! Maybe all Democrat presidents get the answers to the quiz ahead of time -- Trump sure didn't.
Donors have for months privately raised concerns about Biden's lack of spontaneity in settings with his biggest supporters. At a September 2023 fundraiser in New York, Biden retold the same anecdote twice -- leaving at least one attendee shaken and worried about his age. In February, Biden used a teleprompter at a fundraiser in Los Angeles and questions were screened in advance, according to a person familiar with the matter -- frustrating some donors who had expected a more free-flowing exchange. During a May fundraiser in Washington state, Biden appeared to lose his train of thought as he talked about Israel. "The ceasefire would begin tomorrow. It all has to do...you know, we've not..anyway, I guess I shouldn't get into all this about Israel but..." ... For a while now Biden has been closely managed. Even at donor events done by Zoom back in 2020, questions were closely screened. Over the past year donors have been shocked to see Biden using a teleprompter at fundraising events to deliver a brief stump speech.Obviously, Biden shouldn't need a teleprompter to address a friendly crowd -- in private. But he needs a teleprompter for everything now. How long have we been calling Joe Biden "Sundowner," given his obvious mental problems outside of the afternoon hours? Now Axios (Politico For Kidz!) is confirming this. The new spin: there are Two Bidens. The one the media keeps telling you about, the Sharp As a Tack, Engaged, Probing Biden, exists, but only between the hours of 10 am and 4 pm. You know, when he usually doesn't have cameras on him. But after these hours, he Sundowns, and verbal gaffes, lapses of memory, and a foggy brain become common:
The past 36 hours showcased two Joe Bidens: the veteran president rallying voters in a swing state, and an 81-year-old man struggling to string thoughts together in a debate. Why it matters: The public split screen isn't new to many inside the White House, where top aides have meticulously stage-managed minutiae such as Biden's sleep schedule, his orthopedic shoes, his walks to Marine One and his climb aboard Air Force One to try to blunt concerns about his age.Oh, it's not new to them. So they've been lying for four years. Got it.
Biden is an experienced president who can guide us through an emergency -- as long as it takes place between 10am and 4pm. For six hours per day, Biden is in command, boy! That reporter discusses the story here, saying that Biden's aides have to "adapt to his limitations." He says there's anger about the "top of the White House staff" "gaslighting" everyone else. They're saying this to reassure us. What must the actual truth look like? The aides are now leaking this because they have been exposed as liars -- so they're throwing the boss under the bus as they claim well, you know, there are two Bidens, sometimes he's cogent, so we weren't lying about that. Other times, after 4pm, you know, he's... a little fuzzy. Jon Stewart's reaction is his typical schtick, though he does have a one or two decent jokes -- or really, shocked reactions to Biden's statements -- and you may just enjoy him coping and seething. His remarks about the alarming Bidenface starting around 5:20 is the best part.
Internally, many aides have seen flashes of an absent-minded Biden, but typically brush them off as ordinary brain farts because they usually see him engaged, eight current and former Biden officials told Axios. But Thursday's debate has shattered the White House's efforts to show Biden at his best: a president capable of serving until 2029, when he'd be 86.
... Beyond the politics of whether Biden can beat Trump again, the aides expressed new worries about whether the president can carry out his duties through another four-year term. Friday, Biden eased some of those concerns with a full-throated campaign rally, where he found a more comfortable setting with a cheering crowd and a Teleprompter.
Between the lines: Biden's miscues and limitations are more familiar inside the White House. The time of day is important as to which of the two Bidens will appear. From 10am to 4pm, Biden is dependably engaged — and many of his public events in front of cameras are held within those hours. Outside of that time range or while traveling abroad, Biden is more likely to have verbal miscues and become fatigued, aides told Axios.
As the Biden family decides that Joe Biden is the only person in the White House who should keep his job -- all of his top advisors should be fired for Failing to Prepare Joe for Success -- Jen Psaki weighs in for her buddies and lovers and says don't blame the team! And she says we need "important convos about what happens next." She's not talking about giving him better teleprompter scripts.
Jen PsakiMika Brzezinski is pushing the pro-Biden spin that the aides and advisors are at fault. Check this new spin out: Yes, Biden is aging, and Biden's advisors have to "manage his age" properly. I assume this means she wants the White House to Position Old Joe for Success by insisting the next debate take place at 2:30 pm. The Daily Caller:
@jrpsaki There are a lot of important discussions and debates about this political moment we are in and the path forward, but the notion that the issue at the debate was the prep process done by people like @RonaldKlain and Anita Dunn who have successfully prepped many candidates including Obama, Clinton and Biden is absurd. It was a bad debate. I have no doubt they were tough, strategic and direct. (Believe me I have seen them in action) but prep does not always determine the outcome. Biden was bad. Important convos about what happens next. But if you are directing your ire at "prep" you are not talking about the right things.
Age Has To Be Managed': Mika Brzezinski Throws Biden's Staff Under The Bus For Poor Debate PerformanceHe took off an entire week from his day-job of the presidency to prep for this debate. He calls a "lid" on most days by 11am. He never works weekends and is on vacation more often than a dog poops. How light do you want his schedule to be?
MSNBC host Mika Brzezinski blamed President Joe Biden's staff Monday for his poor performance in a CNN debate, saying they had to manage his schedule better to account for his age. ... "I really question his schedule. It makes me angry that he was moving across the world on four different time zones. It seems to me this is a lack of discipline," Brzezinski said. "These were important events that he was going to, but the stakes in this election could not be any higher."
"Like many, I want to know, was this a one-off episode or a sign of what's to come? Can his team and the president himself move forward with more discipline and also manage the fact that he is 81? And while we're at it, let's talk about his age. Age is wisdom and experience. In the case of Joe Biden, it leads to more bipartisan legislation passed than any president over the past few generations and the largest expansion of NATO's alliance in history. Under Joe Biden and his age, America is stronger economically and militarily than any time in half a century." "While facts may not matter to Donald Trump and his friends in the far-right media, those are the objective facts. That is the undeniable truth," Brzezinski said after tallying Biden's accomplishments as part of a monologue extending over the first 15 minutes of "Morning Joe," with her husband and co-host, Joe Scarborough, absent. "Here's another truth. Age also needs to be managed. On my 50 over 50 lists, I celebrate women who are reaching their highest power while over 50, 60, 70, 80, even 90, and, yet, every one of those women are managing their fabulous age. I -- I don't think it's over." Brzezinski had earlier expressed the opinion that "something was wrong" with Biden from the moment the president shuffled onto the stage for the debate with Trump. "For me, watching what happened last night, again, it was terrible," Brzezinski said during the Friday episode of "Morning Joe," during which she clashed with her husband and co-host. "It was terrible, there's no way to spin it. I still wonder what he's going to look like in a week. I wonder if he was sick. He came out on the stage, and I thought something was wrong."Shut the fuck up, dummy. Biden says he may be old, but he knows what he's doing. But... does he? Free Beacon:
Biden Admin Flying Migrants Deported by Trump Back Into the US Biden admin alarms immigration officials by reversing deportations of some Cameroonians The Biden administration is flying previously deported Cameroonians whose asylum claims were determined to be invalid back into the United States, according to interviews with Immigration and Customs Enforcement staff and internal agency memos reviewed by the Washington Free Beacon. The program, which has not been announced to the public, appears to be a response to a February 2022 Human Rights Watch report about dozens of Cameroonians deported between 2019 and 2021 and then allegedly mistreated by their government. An estimated 80 to 90 Cameroonians were deported during that period of time. But now some are arriving back in the United States under a program with little precedent, both current and former ICE officials say. All of the individuals deported under the previous administration were found not to have valid asylum claims in the United States. The decision to fly back the previously deported Cameroonians is the latest instance of the Biden administration reversing its predecessor's immigration initiatives. On his first day in office, President Joe Biden rolled back a number of former president Donald Trump's border policies and paused southern border wall construction. Biden later ended a policy that forced asylum seekers to wait in Mexico before their court hearing, which critics blame for the sharp uptick in illegal border crossings. "Gutting deportations isn't enough for the Biden administration, so now they're apparently bringing back previously deported illegal aliens," said former ICE official and director of investigations at the Center for Immigration Studies Jon Feere. "These are people who have already had their cases closed, one way or another, and they've been returned home."Little reminder that illegal immigration is not a victimless crime.
Speaking of people who shouldn't be in the country: Pro-terrorism Hamas agents protested Biden at a fundraiser.
Anti-Israel protesters trying to disrupt President Biden's big-money Manhattan fundraiser Friday night clashed with cops and set off smoke bombs -- leading to dozens of arrests, sources said. At least 32 demonstrators were arrested as they marched from Madison Square Garden toward the Hammerstein Ballroom on West 34th Street in Midtown, police sources said. Video shows the mob of protesters -- many of them masked -- and police in riot gear trading shoves as they met on the sidewalk on the corner of West 34th Street and Eighth Avenue, less than a block from the venue.Status: Mostly peaceful
Genius video here. Joe Biden is sharp as a tack.pic.twitter.com/VomEEVVduR
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) July 1, 2024
CNN's JAKE TAPPER: There is a discernable pattern of Democrat officials seemingly trying to convince you, the public, to not believe what you saw and what you heard with your eyes and with your ears on Thursday night. pic.twitter.com/iaSEAq0ecJ
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 1, 2024
Related: Below, Devin Nunes and ex-Director of National Intelligence react to news that Mike Morrell organized the "51 Intelligence Officials" lie even when listed as still-active member of the CIA. They note that the Hatch Act makes it illegal for a serving CIA agent to engage in political activity. Ratcliffe wants the Spies Who Lie put on a debarment list, forbidding them from holding security clearances or serving in the government again.
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Everyone, even foreigners, have noticed Biden's decline except the media who have taken it unto themselves to describe the world and reality to us. This is like expecting a blind person to tell us what color is the sky.
Posted by: Decaf at July 01, 2024 06:33 PM (unUNN)
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Tarp as a shack, Jack!
Posted by: JQ at July 01, 2024 06:34 PM (njWTi)
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Wow! First time first unless the whole thread is disappeared in a few seconds.
Posted by: Decaf at July 01, 2024 06:34 PM (unUNN)
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Can any of the presstitutes explain how a "stutter" causes an old man to toddler-squat?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 01, 2024 06:36 PM (llON8)
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It's like the old Captain Kangaroo ... Joe is grandfather clock, everyone has to yell together "GrandFather" ... then he blinks his eyes and wakes.
Except Joe is as cognizant as Grandfather Clock was.
Except Joe is as cognizant as Grandfather Clock was.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 01, 2024 06:36 PM (Cus5s)
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Man, I read the whole thing and I’m no 4?
Posted by: RI Red at July 01, 2024 06:36 PM (HDGM5)
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Ok, 6. Point remains.
Posted by: RI Red at July 01, 2024 06:37 PM (HDGM5)
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"Foreign Officials: We've Noticed Biden's Mental Decline for a While Now"
Cripes, every intelligence service on the planet knew at least a decade ago, along with all the corruption and p3do dirt they have on him.
Cripes, every intelligence service on the planet knew at least a decade ago, along with all the corruption and p3do dirt they have on him.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 06:38 PM (tK8Kz)
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There were real doubts about how Biden could successfully manage a second term but one senior European diplomat said U.S. administration officials denied there was any problem in private discussions.
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But of course Biden's courtiers denied there was a problem since they have been impersonating him for almost for years and would hate to lose such a prestigious gig.
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But of course Biden's courtiers denied there was a problem since they have been impersonating him for almost for years and would hate to lose such a prestigious gig.
Posted by: Decaf at July 01, 2024 06:39 PM (unUNN)
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Can I also only work from 10 am to 4 pm and get free ice cream and pudding? I feel like I kinda deserve it. You know, for reasons.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 01, 2024 06:40 PM (ftFVW)
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One big thing jumps out from all of this excuse making - they're keeping him on the ticket. It's too hard to take him off, they don't have any agreement as to who could replace him, nobody wants to run Kamala, so they're keeping him on the top of the ticket, no matter what.
Saw a note that they're now going to move ahead the official nomination (through zoom call or something) to just a couple of weeks from now, just to kill all of the intraparty talk about replacing Joe. That will have the amusing effect of making the Convention in Chicago completely irrelevant - which suggest to me that the attendees are even more likely to act up and act out.
Saw a note that they're now going to move ahead the official nomination (through zoom call or something) to just a couple of weeks from now, just to kill all of the intraparty talk about replacing Joe. That will have the amusing effect of making the Convention in Chicago completely irrelevant - which suggest to me that the attendees are even more likely to act up and act out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 06:40 PM (wyMQY)
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Nancy Pelosi [and Valu-Rite] also got into the act, ace:
Breaking911 @Breaking911 Jun 30
Nancy Pelosi slurs her incoherent words live on CNN, leaving many to question if she is hungover or still wasted.
https://is.gd/zA9V6u
27 seconds
Breaking911 @Breaking911 Jun 30
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP: Nancy Pelosi is on CNN claiming it's Biden who "has the stamina" and President Trump has "dementia" 🤡
https://is.gd/qhvI70
25 seconds; different clip
Breaking911 @Breaking911 Jun 30
Nancy Pelosi slurs her incoherent words live on CNN, leaving many to question if she is hungover or still wasted.
https://is.gd/zA9V6u
27 seconds
Breaking911 @Breaking911 Jun 30
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP: Nancy Pelosi is on CNN claiming it's Biden who "has the stamina" and President Trump has "dementia" 🤡
https://is.gd/qhvI70
25 seconds; different clip
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 01, 2024 06:40 PM (Jh5b+)
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I think Pravda Media American Style should agree on a different synonym for "sharp" every week. Next week it can "acute" with other words or phrases the following weeks.
What did they do-Pass on an e-mail or text to everyone saying "Call Biden 'sharp'"?
What did they do-Pass on an e-mail or text to everyone saying "Call Biden 'sharp'"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2024 06:40 PM (oUxZc)
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The media can’t cover anymore. Now, everyone knows what we’ve known for years. What else will come out? Election tampering? Eventually.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 01, 2024 06:40 PM (Aoykm)
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Hey fd ... answered you in the last thread
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2024 06:41 PM (5p7BC)
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"C'mon, man! You just don't...you don't see how much we've done! How more employment for soft-shell monkey sandwich in a giggly-hole...and the little girls who can now smell like banana pudding because of my border mind control..."
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 06:42 PM (Bd09o)
Posted by: JQ at July 01, 2024 06:42 PM (njWTi)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuAKnbIr6TE
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 01, 2024 06:42 PM (QNSds)
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The Biden family has decided to kick the can down the road for seven months and hope that enough people with flash drives and database software can reverse the wishes of the vast majority of the electorate.
Bold and stupid is no way to go through life.
The Biden family has decided to kick the can down the road for seven months and hope that enough people with flash drives and database software can reverse the wishes of the vast majority of the electorate.
Bold and stupid is no way to go through life.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 01, 2024 06:42 PM (RKVpM)
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>>> 11 One big thing jumps out from all of this excuse making - they're keeping him on the ticket. It's too hard to take him off, they don't have any agreement as to who could replace him, nobody wants to run Kamala, so they're keeping him on the top of the ticket, no matter what.
Saw a note that they're now going to move ahead the official nomination (through zoom call or something) to just a couple of weeks from now, just to kill all of the intraparty talk about replacing Joe. That will have the amusing effect of making the Convention in Chicago completely irrelevant - which suggest to me that the attendees are even more likely to act up and act out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 06:40 PM (wyMQY)
Awww, I was really looking forward to the commie in-fighting over who gets to follow Brandon.
*pouts*
Saw a note that they're now going to move ahead the official nomination (through zoom call or something) to just a couple of weeks from now, just to kill all of the intraparty talk about replacing Joe. That will have the amusing effect of making the Convention in Chicago completely irrelevant - which suggest to me that the attendees are even more likely to act up and act out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 06:40 PM (wyMQY)
Awww, I was really looking forward to the commie in-fighting over who gets to follow Brandon.
*pouts*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 01, 2024 06:42 PM (llON8)
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Unreal. The knives are out.
Open warfare has been declared.
The Biden faction versus who? MSM only does what it's told to do. If they're running articles admitting that which we've long known, there is partisan warfare going on inside the DNC.
Of course, the minor fact Biden needs to be removed ASAP for the good of the country never crosses the minds of these idiots.
Open warfare has been declared.
The Biden faction versus who? MSM only does what it's told to do. If they're running articles admitting that which we've long known, there is partisan warfare going on inside the DNC.
Of course, the minor fact Biden needs to be removed ASAP for the good of the country never crosses the minds of these idiots.
Posted by: AOC at July 01, 2024 06:43 PM (tT6L1)
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Joe is NOT as cognizant as grandfather clock, I meant.
Joe's helpers may have let him down, with intent to knock him out. Make up to make him look pale? Not enough uppers? The early day for the debate, in order to user Old Joe out?
Those all seem possible, that they need to get him to drop out. .. But, only the insiders (and his hairdresser) know for sure
Joe's helpers may have let him down, with intent to knock him out. Make up to make him look pale? Not enough uppers? The early day for the debate, in order to user Old Joe out?
Those all seem possible, that they need to get him to drop out. .. But, only the insiders (and his hairdresser) know for sure
Posted by: illiniwek at July 01, 2024 06:44 PM (Cus5s)
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Read a commenter somewhere who observed of Dr. Jill's praise for him: "She's talking to him like he's a toddler. What's next--she throws him sardines from a bucket to catch and he claps?"
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 06:44 PM (Bd09o)
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I bet both Nunes and Ratcliffe are back in a new Trump administration.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2024 06:44 PM (LkLld)
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Awww, I was really looking forward to the commie in-fighting over who gets to follow Brandon.
*pouts*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Aww.. But stay tuned! There are months to go, yet.
*pouts*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Aww.. But stay tuned! There are months to go, yet.
Posted by: JQ at July 01, 2024 06:44 PM (njWTi)
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I am most amazed that China with Sundowner in their pocket and a Marxist government hasn't jumped into Taiwan
Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2024 06:44 PM (fwDg9)
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Everybody knows that Biden is at these international talkfests just for the photo ops and last time he even screwed up that by wondering off and had to be herded back by Meloni. The courtiers are doing the real work and sad though that they don't get any credit for it.
That picture of Trump smirking with all the Euro leaders leaning menacingly above him is an image of a real US president, he was too polite to raise them his middle finger.
That picture of Trump smirking with all the Euro leaders leaning menacingly above him is an image of a real US president, he was too polite to raise them his middle finger.
Posted by: Decaf at July 01, 2024 06:44 PM (unUNN)
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Joey Sundown; western movie about a quick draw artist.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2024 06:44 PM (F97Kf)
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"C'mon, man! You just don't...you don't see how much we've done! How more employment for soft-shell monkey sandwich in a giggly-hole...and the little girls who can now smell like banana pudding because of my border mind control..."
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 06:42 PM
The bacon won't be crispy at half time unless someone takes a swing at the pineapple with a chainsaw.
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 06:42 PM
The bacon won't be crispy at half time unless someone takes a swing at the pineapple with a chainsaw.
Posted by: Joe (Big Guy) Biden at July 01, 2024 06:44 PM (QNSds)
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/crud. A sponge worthy sock moment.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 01, 2024 06:44 PM (tT6L1)
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Of course, the minor fact Biden needs to be removed ASAP for the good of the country never crosses the minds of these idiots.
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Clearly, you hate democracy or you wouldn't say such things.
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Clearly, you hate democracy or you wouldn't say such things.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 01, 2024 06:45 PM (RLLZj)
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Hey, who do you want at the helm when that dreaded proverbial 3PM phone call comes in, huh?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2024 06:45 PM (BAEGB)
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>> One big thing jumps out from all of this excuse making - they're keeping him on the ticket. It's too hard to take him off, they don't have any agreement as to who could replace him, nobody wants to run Kamala, so they're keeping him on the top of the ticket, no matter what.
Correct. It’s like Double Indemnity. “And it's not like taking a trolley ride together where they can get off at different stops. They're stuck with each other and they got to ride all the way to the end of the line and it's a one-way trip and the last stop is the cemetery.”
Correct. It’s like Double Indemnity. “And it's not like taking a trolley ride together where they can get off at different stops. They're stuck with each other and they got to ride all the way to the end of the line and it's a one-way trip and the last stop is the cemetery.”
Posted by: Someone unknown at July 01, 2024 06:46 PM (rjJqk)
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He's sharp, like a bag of marshmallows.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 01, 2024 06:46 PM (iqVa8)
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"they're keeping him on the ticket. It's too hard to take him off"
TPTB can bump him off any time they want. Heck, eliminating only Dr Jill would do it.
TPTB can bump him off any time they want. Heck, eliminating only Dr Jill would do it.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 06:47 PM (tK8Kz)
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Breaking911 @Breaking911 Jun 30
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP: Nancy Pelosi is on CNN claiming it's Biden who "has the stamina" and President Trump has "dementia" 🤡
https://is.gd/qhvI70
25 seconds; different clip
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 01, 2024 06:40 PM (Jh5b+)
You're the grease monkey.
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP: Nancy Pelosi is on CNN claiming it's Biden who "has the stamina" and President Trump has "dementia" 🤡
https://is.gd/qhvI70
25 seconds; different clip
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 01, 2024 06:40 PM (Jh5b+)
You're the grease monkey.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2024 06:47 PM (BAEGB)
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The liberal smart-set are torn. All the cool kids at the NYT are stating the obvious, while the Bidenites are claiming Teletubbies has a lot to teach us about cooperation, sharing toys, and smiling.
Put on your teletubby suit, Mika. It's all gonna be fine.
Put on your teletubby suit, Mika. It's all gonna be fine.
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 06:47 PM (Bd09o)
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"C'mon, man! You just don't...you don't see how much we've done! How more employment for soft-shell monkey sandwich in a giggly-hole...and the little girls who can now smell like banana pudding because of my border mind control..."
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 06:42 PM
Woah....
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 06:42 PM
Woah....
Posted by: Ted "Theodore" Logan at July 01, 2024 06:47 PM (bJGD1)
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I am most amazed that China with Sundowner in their pocket and a Marxist government hasn't jumped into Taiwan
Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2024 06:44 PM
china really wants to invade Taiwan but they can't. If they do Taiwan will defend themselves regardless of what biden does or says and that will result in the destruction of everything china wants to invade them to gain.
It's all about the infrastructure and chip factories.
Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2024 06:44 PM
china really wants to invade Taiwan but they can't. If they do Taiwan will defend themselves regardless of what biden does or says and that will result in the destruction of everything china wants to invade them to gain.
It's all about the infrastructure and chip factories.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 01, 2024 06:47 PM (QNSds)
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Watching Biden win now is going to be so bizarre.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you can't pick your adjectives, how can you pick your pronouns? at July 01, 2024 06:47 PM (kCOLz)
Posted by: Can You Tell I'm Not Paying Attention at July 01, 2024 06:48 PM (fOOvP)
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Pelosi is apoplectic that Trump will be elected, will give several more State of the Union addresses and she won't be able to tear up his speech. I hope he makes the best of that irony.
Posted by: Tennessee Volunteer at July 01, 2024 06:48 PM (NZj71)
Posted by: fd at July 01, 2024 06:48 PM (vFG9F)
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"Foreign Officials: We've Noticed Biden's Mental Decline for a While Now"
Cripes, every intelligence service on the planet knew at least a decade ago, along with all the corruption and p3do dirt they have on him.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 06:38 PM (tK8Kz)
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The DNC also knew in 2020. Why else would they have had Biden campaigning from his basement?
It's just that now it is so obvious that there is no way to hide it and yet he will stay. I suppose the reasoning is that he didn't matter until now so why change?
Cripes, every intelligence service on the planet knew at least a decade ago, along with all the corruption and p3do dirt they have on him.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 06:38 PM (tK8Kz)
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The DNC also knew in 2020. Why else would they have had Biden campaigning from his basement?
It's just that now it is so obvious that there is no way to hide it and yet he will stay. I suppose the reasoning is that he didn't matter until now so why change?
Posted by: Decaf at July 01, 2024 06:48 PM (unUNN)
45
TPTB can bump him off any time they want. Heck, eliminating only Dr Jill would do it.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 06:47 PM (tK8Kz)
But why?
The L is the L. Bumping off Shitpants just means you get the L with a younger, slightly browner brainpan full of jello and marshmallows instead.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 06:47 PM (tK8Kz)
But why?
The L is the L. Bumping off Shitpants just means you get the L with a younger, slightly browner brainpan full of jello and marshmallows instead.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2024 06:48 PM (BAEGB)
46
Saw a note that they're now going to move ahead the official nomination (through zoom call or something) to just a couple of weeks from now, just to kill all of the intraparty talk about replacing Joe.
Posted by: Tom Servo
That was already planned pre-debate. I believe it was to "officially " nominate him so as be eligible for the Ohio ballot.
Posted by: Tom Servo
That was already planned pre-debate. I believe it was to "officially " nominate him so as be eligible for the Ohio ballot.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 01, 2024 06:48 PM (JkCto)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 01, 2024 06:49 PM (iqVa8)
48
Hey fd ... answered you in the last thread
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Saw it. Thanks! Let's hope things are turning a bit.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
Saw it. Thanks! Let's hope things are turning a bit.
Posted by: fd at July 01, 2024 06:49 PM (vFG9F)
49
Remember, Pelosi has hated PDT ever since PDT took away her nice private airplane which was paid for by our tax dollars.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 01, 2024 06:49 PM (tT6L1)
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>>42 Pelosi is apoplectic that Trump will be elected, will give several more State of the Union addresses and she won't be able to tear up his speech. I hope he makes the best of that irony.
Posted by: Tennessee Volunteer at July 01, 2024 06:48 PM (NZj71)
Zod Imperial Laboratory of Peculiar Taxidermy will ensure that she "lives on" for centuries after her mortal demise.
Posted by: Tennessee Volunteer at July 01, 2024 06:48 PM (NZj71)
Zod Imperial Laboratory of Peculiar Taxidermy will ensure that she "lives on" for centuries after her mortal demise.
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 06:49 PM (Bd09o)
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From the NY Post: President Biden will deliver remarks from the White House Monday addressing the Supreme Court’s decision to grant former President Donald Trump absolute immunity from prosecution for “official acts” during his presidency.
Biden, 81, will speak from the executive mansion’s red-carpeted Cross Hall at 7:45 p.m.
Biden, 81, will speak from the executive mansion’s red-carpeted Cross Hall at 7:45 p.m.
Posted by: beckster at July 01, 2024 06:50 PM (GbGY3)
52
When you've lost Pskanki...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2024 06:50 PM (W5ArC)
53
The incompetence of Democrats to run cities is catching up to Dem governance at the federal level, it seems.
The Democrats press the "It WAS just a cold!" line as the G7 leaders admit Biden's obvious decline.
I was just listening to Chris Plante's podcast, and he said that Biden has had ***2*** brain surgeries.
The Democrats press the "It WAS just a cold!" line as the G7 leaders admit Biden's obvious decline.
I was just listening to Chris Plante's podcast, and he said that Biden has had ***2*** brain surgeries.
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 06:50 PM (krQz2)
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***European officials had already been expressing worries in private about Biden's focus and stamina ***
Da'oh
https://tinyurl.com/4pjcvj2e
Da'oh
https://tinyurl.com/4pjcvj2e
Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2024 06:50 PM (F97Kf)
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Watching Biden win now is going to be so bizarre.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you can't pick your adjectives, how can you pick your pronouns? at July 01, 2024 06:47 PM (kCOLz)
The goal is an impossibly narrow Trump victory, and scads of planted stories about vote rigging and cheating, followed by open violence and a suspension of the presidency for Public Safety reasons.
Maybe with a fake virus thrown in for funsies.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you can't pick your adjectives, how can you pick your pronouns? at July 01, 2024 06:47 PM (kCOLz)
The goal is an impossibly narrow Trump victory, and scads of planted stories about vote rigging and cheating, followed by open violence and a suspension of the presidency for Public Safety reasons.
Maybe with a fake virus thrown in for funsies.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2024 06:50 PM (BAEGB)
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45 They'll pull her strings just like they pull FJB's. One stupid drunk puppet replaces a stupid senile one.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 06:50 PM (tK8Kz)
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Zod Imperial Laboratory of Peculiar Taxidermy will ensure that she "lives on" for centuries after her mortal demise.
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 06:49 PM (Bd09o)
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Would it be in the form of a new art piece entitled, "Behold Rectal Cranial Inversion?"
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 06:49 PM (Bd09o)
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Would it be in the form of a new art piece entitled, "Behold Rectal Cranial Inversion?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 01, 2024 06:51 PM (tT6L1)
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What is amazing is how many people are agreeing he is just not there, but are voting for him anyway. If what you saw doesn’t scare the bejeebus out of you and cause you to rethink, you are too dumb to save. This is a man who can start a war, and frankly is doing his darndest toward just that. I don’t think it’s on purpose, either. He is just an idiot who now has dementia. Not a great combo to lead a country!
Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 06:51 PM (p4NUW)
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Biden, 81, will speak from the executive mansion’s red-carpeted Cross Hall at 7:45 p.m.
Posted by: beckster at July 01, 2024 06:50 PM (GbGY3)
Stupid senile old coot.. This helps him even more than it helps Trump
Posted by: beckster at July 01, 2024 06:50 PM (GbGY3)
Stupid senile old coot.. This helps him even more than it helps Trump
Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2024 06:51 PM (IyPmt)
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Dems Stick With Biden As It Would Be A Real Pain To Reprint These Ballots They Already Filled Out
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Dems Stick With Biden As It Would Be A Real Pain To Reprint These Ballots They Already Filled Out
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 01, 2024 06:51 PM (o3Uyl)
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Hillary can take the 3 am phone call.
Let the man get some rest, you Magats!
Let the man get some rest, you Magats!
Posted by: Hibob at July 01, 2024 06:51 PM (1WUmc)
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 06:52 PM (Bd09o)
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In this house we believe
Love is love
...
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 01, 2024 06:49 PM (iqVa
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Just let's not catch you "loving" anything in public, k?
Love is love
...
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 01, 2024 06:49 PM (iqVa
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Just let's not catch you "loving" anything in public, k?
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 06:52 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 01, 2024 06:52 PM (tT6L1)
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I was just listening to Chris Plante's podcast, and he said that Biden has had ***2*** brain surgeries.
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 06:50 PM (krQz2)
They forgot to put the brain back ?
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 06:50 PM (krQz2)
They forgot to put the brain back ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2024 06:52 PM (IyPmt)
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I was just listening to Chris Plante's podcast, and he said that Biden has had ***2*** brain surgeries.
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I think the 2nd brain transplant is being rejected by Joe's immune system.
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I think the 2nd brain transplant is being rejected by Joe's immune system.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 01, 2024 06:52 PM (iqVa8)
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Dems Stick With Biden As It Would Be A Real Pain To Reprint These Ballots They Already Filled Out
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 01, 2024 06:51 PM (o3Uyl)
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"Paper" of record nails it again.
@TheBabylonBee
Dems Stick With Biden As It Would Be A Real Pain To Reprint These Ballots They Already Filled Out
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 01, 2024 06:51 PM (o3Uyl)
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"Paper" of record nails it again.
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 06:53 PM (krQz2)
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> Except Joe is as cognizant as Grandfather Clock was.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 01, 2024 06:36 PM (Cus5s)
Pro tip: if you're looking for antique time pieces, be extra careful that you don't accidentally google for "grandfather cock".
Posted by: illiniwek at July 01, 2024 06:36 PM (Cus5s)
Pro tip: if you're looking for antique time pieces, be extra careful that you don't accidentally google for "grandfather cock".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2024 06:53 PM (W5ArC)
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>>Would it be in the form of a new art piece entitled, "Behold Rectal Cranial Inversion?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 01, 2024 06:51 PM (tT6L1)
"Behold Rectal Cranial Inversion #7"
There are other specimens.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 01, 2024 06:51 PM (tT6L1)
"Behold Rectal Cranial Inversion #7"
There are other specimens.
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 06:53 PM (Bd09o)
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I don't think it was a transplant they just took out part.
Posted by: fd at July 01, 2024 06:53 PM (vFG9F)
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"What is amazing is how many people are agreeing he is just not there, but are voting for him anyway."
Just like they did in 2020. Any Dem who sez they didn't know he was senile back then is lying.
Just like they did in 2020. Any Dem who sez they didn't know he was senile back then is lying.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 06:53 PM (tK8Kz)
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Would it be in the form of a new art piece entitled, "Behold Rectal Cranial Inversion?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 01, 2024 06:51 PM (tT6L1)
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Behold the power of a fully armed and operational rectal-cranial inversion!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 01, 2024 06:51 PM (tT6L1)
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Behold the power of a fully armed and operational rectal-cranial inversion!
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 06:54 PM (krQz2)
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Dems Stick With Biden As It Would Be A Real Pain To Reprint These Ballots They Already Filled Out
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!
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LMAO!
No doubt
@TheBabylonBee
Dems Stick With Biden As It Would Be A Real Pain To Reprint These Ballots They Already Filled Out
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!
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LMAO!
No doubt
Posted by: JQ at July 01, 2024 06:54 PM (njWTi)
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Shhhhh...
I will now only criticize Joe Biden after he has been safely nominated as the Democratic candidate for President.
Then I will unload on him...
I will now only criticize Joe Biden after he has been safely nominated as the Democratic candidate for President.
Then I will unload on him...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 01, 2024 06:54 PM (uxCna)
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let's see if Biden can sing Puttin' On The Ritz
Posted by: gKWVE at July 01, 2024 06:54 PM (gKWVE)
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I find it much easier to believe that people in the media were cognoscente who were simply covering up for partisan reasons, than ignoroscente who were just strangely unobservant.
Posted by: Paco at July 01, 2024 06:55 PM (njExo)
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75 let's see if Biden can sing Puttin' On The Ritz
Posted by: gKWVE at July 01, 2024 06:54 PM (gKWVE)
Well he already has the Monster walk
Posted by: gKWVE at July 01, 2024 06:54 PM (gKWVE)
Well he already has the Monster walk
Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2024 06:55 PM (IyPmt)
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51 From the NY Post: President Biden will deliver remarks from the White House Monday addressing the Supreme Court’s decision to grant former President Donald Trump absolute immunity from prosecution for “official acts” during his presidency.
Biden, 81, will speak from the executive mansion’s red-carpeted Cross Hall at 7:45 p.m.
***
Biden's comments will include commentary on his official Presidential acts made as a result of Hunter's negotiations with PRC officials.
Biden, 81, will speak from the executive mansion’s red-carpeted Cross Hall at 7:45 p.m.
***
Biden's comments will include commentary on his official Presidential acts made as a result of Hunter's negotiations with PRC officials.
Posted by: Tennessee Volunteer at July 01, 2024 06:55 PM (NZj71)
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"What is amazing is how many people are agreeing he is just not there, but are voting for him anyway."
Just like they did in 2020. Any Dem who sez they didn't know he was senile back then is lying.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 06:53 PM (tK8Kz)
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What's even more stupid is that they don't see how not knowing who's governing in the stead of your "elected" figurehead is not exactly any good definition of a "democracy".
How to make a Democrat: first tell them that thinking is basically racist.
Just like they did in 2020. Any Dem who sez they didn't know he was senile back then is lying.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 06:53 PM (tK8Kz)
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What's even more stupid is that they don't see how not knowing who's governing in the stead of your "elected" figurehead is not exactly any good definition of a "democracy".
How to make a Democrat: first tell them that thinking is basically racist.
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 06:55 PM (krQz2)
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I find it much easier to believe that people in the media were cognoscente who were simply covering up for partisan reasons, than ignoroscente who were just strangely unobservant.
Posted by: Paco at July 01, 2024 06:55 PM (njExo)
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And, my good man, and. Never underestimate the power of "and."
Posted by: Paco at July 01, 2024 06:55 PM (njExo)
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And, my good man, and. Never underestimate the power of "and."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 01, 2024 06:56 PM (tT6L1)
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> 75 let's see if Biden can sing Puttin' On The Ritz
Posted by: gKWVE at July 01, 2024 06:54 PM (gKWVE)
Hey, that's my job!
Posted by: gKWVE at July 01, 2024 06:54 PM (gKWVE)
Hey, that's my job!
Posted by: Lumpy Fetterman at July 01, 2024 06:56 PM (W5ArC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2024 06:56 PM (XeU6L)
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64 Will it be the real Joe or Memorex?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal
He will have a teleprompter and notes. Hopefully someone also set a trapdoor so if he starts to glitch, they can get him out quickly.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal
He will have a teleprompter and notes. Hopefully someone also set a trapdoor so if he starts to glitch, they can get him out quickly.
Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 06:56 PM (p4NUW)
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"Just like they did in 2020. Any Dem who sez they didn't know he was senile back then is lying.
Posted by: TMI From gp"
This is nothing new. Joe has always been dirtbag. Age has inevitably caught up with him and no one would care except the Dems apparently have all their eggs in this one basketcase.
Posted by: TMI From gp"
This is nothing new. Joe has always been dirtbag. Age has inevitably caught up with him and no one would care except the Dems apparently have all their eggs in this one basketcase.
Posted by: fd at July 01, 2024 06:56 PM (vFG9F)
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If Biden wins, the oath of office is going to take 29 minutes to complete.
"Repeat after me, Mr. President. I, Joseph Robinette Biden, do solemnly swear..."
"I...(thousand-yard stare)...soft-shell monkey...(inaudible)..."
"Repeat after me, Mr. President. I, Joseph Robinette Biden, do solemnly swear..."
"I...(thousand-yard stare)...soft-shell monkey...(inaudible)..."
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 06:57 PM (Bd09o)
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Well he already has the Monster walk
Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2024 06:55 PM (IyPmt)
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I'm more impressed by the Chubbs' hands. (Carl Weathers in Happy Gilmore)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2024 06:55 PM (IyPmt)
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I'm more impressed by the Chubbs' hands. (Carl Weathers in Happy Gilmore)
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 06:57 PM (krQz2)
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78 51 From the NY Post: President Biden will deliver remarks from the White House Monday addressing the Supreme Court’s decision to grant former President Donald Trump absolute immunity from prosecution for “official acts” during his presidency.
Biden, 81, will speak from the executive mansion’s red-carpeted Cross Hall at 7:45 p.m.
I read the nasty message released from the campaign regarding the SCOTUS immunity decision... It was awful
Biden, 81, will speak from the executive mansion’s red-carpeted Cross Hall at 7:45 p.m.
I read the nasty message released from the campaign regarding the SCOTUS immunity decision... It was awful
Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2024 06:57 PM (IyPmt)
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I personally heard Joe Biden say that he knew some nice nazis with good ideas.
He said it, I heard it. It happened. Not a joke.
He said it, I heard it. It happened. Not a joke.
Posted by: Tim at July 01, 2024 06:57 PM (HwU5r)
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"What is amazing is how many people are agreeing he is just not there, but are voting for him anyway."
Just like they did in 2020. Any Dem who sez they didn't know he was senile back then is lying.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 06:53 PM
They didn't care, they had to defeat the evil Trump and his assault on democracy to prevent him from becoming a dictator*.
*Not making this up, I was told this nearly verbatim by a former buddy that bought into the never Trump kool aid.
Just like they did in 2020. Any Dem who sez they didn't know he was senile back then is lying.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 06:53 PM
They didn't care, they had to defeat the evil Trump and his assault on democracy to prevent him from becoming a dictator*.
*Not making this up, I was told this nearly verbatim by a former buddy that bought into the never Trump kool aid.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 01, 2024 06:57 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2024 06:57 PM (F97Kf)
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If Biden wins, the oath of office is going to take 29 minutes to complete.
"Repeat after me, Mr. President. I, Joseph Robinette Biden, do solemnly swear..."
"I...(thousand-yard stare)...soft-shell monkey...(inaudible)..."
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 06:57 PM (Bd09o)
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Chief Justice Roberts: Repeat after me...
President Joe Biden: After me...
"Repeat after me, Mr. President. I, Joseph Robinette Biden, do solemnly swear..."
"I...(thousand-yard stare)...soft-shell monkey...(inaudible)..."
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 06:57 PM (Bd09o)
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Chief Justice Roberts: Repeat after me...
President Joe Biden: After me...
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 06:58 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2024 06:58 PM (fwDg9)
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"What's even more stupid is that they don't see how not knowing who's governing in the stead of your "elected" figurehead is not exactly any good definition of a "democracy"."
Dems don't give a hot wet fart about democracy. They'll say any lie for power.
Dems don't give a hot wet fart about democracy. They'll say any lie for power.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 06:58 PM (tK8Kz)
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Elon Musk @elonmusk 15m
Replying to @WarClandestine
They all turned on Biden in unison immediately. Very odd …
Replying to @WarClandestine
They all turned on Biden in unison immediately. Very odd …
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 01, 2024 06:58 PM (Jh5b+)
95
Hunter will be instructed to pass the yen-shee baby before the inauguration to get that look of constipation-fear off his mug.
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 06:58 PM (Bd09o)
96
You can tell Zod's heart is no longer in it. Taxidermy? No, a true arch-villain would plastinate Pelosi, like the Bodyworlds exhibit, so that children could count the rings within her pendulous breasts to ascertain her true age.
Posted by: Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg for President at July 01, 2024 06:58 PM (fOOvP)
97
I was just listening to Chris Plante's podcast, and he said that Biden has had ***2*** brain surgeries. - Axeman
2 brain surgeries? Joe Biden? Isn't that kind of like Kim Kardashian having a prostate operation?
2 brain surgeries? Joe Biden? Isn't that kind of like Kim Kardashian having a prostate operation?
Posted by: Paco at July 01, 2024 06:58 PM (njExo)
98
Dear Abby,
When Biden wins his second term, how many days is it appropriate to wait before invoking the 25th amendment? Asking for a friend.
- Democrat Party
When Biden wins his second term, how many days is it appropriate to wait before invoking the 25th amendment? Asking for a friend.
- Democrat Party
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 01, 2024 06:58 PM (iqVa8)
99
They didn't care, they had to defeat the evil Trump and his assault on democracy to prevent him from becoming a dictator*.
*Not making this up, I was told this nearly verbatim by a former buddy that bought into the never Trump kool aid.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 01, 2024 06:57 PM (QNSds)
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Right because shadow leaders have always been good for "democracy"!
*Not making this up, I was told this nearly verbatim by a former buddy that bought into the never Trump kool aid.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 01, 2024 06:57 PM (QNSds)
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Right because shadow leaders have always been good for "democracy"!
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 06:58 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 06:59 PM (tK8Kz)
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Behold the power of a fully armed and operational rectal-cranial inversion!
Posted by: Axeman
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Craniorectomy
Posted by: Axeman
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Craniorectomy
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2024 06:59 PM (XeU6L)
102
>>> 51 From the NY Post: President Biden will deliver remarks from the White House Monday addressing the Supreme Court's decision to grant former President Donald Trump absolute immunity from prosecution for "official acts" during his presidency.
Biden, 81, will speak from the executive mansion's red-carpeted Cross Hall at 7:45 p.m.
Posted by: beckster at July 01, 2024 06:50 PM (GbGY3)
Odds Brandon starts mumbling about F-15s?
Biden, 81, will speak from the executive mansion's red-carpeted Cross Hall at 7:45 p.m.
Posted by: beckster at July 01, 2024 06:50 PM (GbGY3)
Odds Brandon starts mumbling about F-15s?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 01, 2024 07:00 PM (llON8)
103
Didn't Obama need a teleprompter to talk to a kindergarten class?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 01, 2024 07:00 PM (JLq/1)
104
Didn't Biden spend all of the last campaign in the basement? How anybody could be surprised by his current condition is beyond me.
Posted by: From about that Time at July 01, 2024 07:00 PM (4780s)
105
President Biden will deliver remarks from the White House Monday addressing the Supreme Court’s decision to grant former President Donald Trump absolute immunity from prosecution for “official acts” during his presidency.
What's he going to do? Thank 'em?
What's he going to do? Thank 'em?
Posted by: Paco at July 01, 2024 07:00 PM (njExo)
106
It's me donna, Spot on. Too bad Joke is too dumb to realize it.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2024 07:00 PM (uRE6U)
107
I feel like I’m living in one of Heinlein’s novels. The one where he notes that an actual state legislature wanted to round pi to 3.0.
Posted by: RI Red at July 01, 2024 07:01 PM (HDGM5)
108
End Wokeness @EndWokeness Jun 29
NYPD reveals that the ruthless TDA gang is establishing its presence in New York.
Members are Venezuelan illegal migrants.
TDA recruitment ads used to be taken in countries like Venezuela and Ecuador.
Now? They are filmed in Times Square.
Police link them to robberies, shootouts, smuggling operations, etc.
NYPD reveals that the ruthless TDA gang is establishing its presence in New York.
Members are Venezuelan illegal migrants.
TDA recruitment ads used to be taken in countries like Venezuela and Ecuador.
Now? They are filmed in Times Square.
Police link them to robberies, shootouts, smuggling operations, etc.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 01, 2024 07:01 PM (Jh5b+)
109
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee Jun 29
Jill Biden Refuses To Drop Out Of Presidential Race buff.ly/4br8bwU
Jill Biden Refuses To Drop Out Of Presidential Race buff.ly/4br8bwU
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 01, 2024 07:02 PM (Jh5b+)
110
"What is amazing is how many people are agreeing he is just not there, but are voting for him anyway."
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Behold, the power of NeverTrump Programming.
It's what I see in posts on other sites, even those which have nothing to do with politics... Anyone mentions fjb's frailty & all the knives immediately come out for DJT-- a guaranteed reflex.
Deflect, project, deny... but trump... blahblahblah.
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Behold, the power of NeverTrump Programming.
It's what I see in posts on other sites, even those which have nothing to do with politics... Anyone mentions fjb's frailty & all the knives immediately come out for DJT-- a guaranteed reflex.
Deflect, project, deny... but trump... blahblahblah.
Posted by: JQ at July 01, 2024 07:02 PM (njWTi)
111
>>> 108 End Wokeness @EndWokeness Jun 29
NYPD reveals that the ruthless TDA gang is establishing its presence in New York.
Members are Venezuelan illegal migrants.
TDA recruitment ads used to be taken in countries like Venezuela and Ecuador.
Now? They are filmed in Times Square.
Police link them to robberies, shootouts, smuggling operations, etc.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 01, 2024 07:01 PM (Jh5b+)
Good thing the NY PD arrested that dude on the subway!
///////
NYPD reveals that the ruthless TDA gang is establishing its presence in New York.
Members are Venezuelan illegal migrants.
TDA recruitment ads used to be taken in countries like Venezuela and Ecuador.
Now? They are filmed in Times Square.
Police link them to robberies, shootouts, smuggling operations, etc.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 01, 2024 07:01 PM (Jh5b+)
Good thing the NY PD arrested that dude on the subway!
///////
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 01, 2024 07:03 PM (llON8)
112
End Wokeness @EndWokeness Jun 29
NYPD reveals that the ruthless TDA gang is establishing its presence in New York.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 01, 2024 07:01 PM (Jh5b+)
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This is fine.
NYPD reveals that the ruthless TDA gang is establishing its presence in New York.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 01, 2024 07:01 PM (Jh5b+)
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This is fine.
Posted by: Dog Sitting In Burning Cafe at July 01, 2024 07:03 PM (krQz2)
113
>>96 You can tell Zod's heart is no longer in it. Taxidermy? No, a true arch-villain would plastinate Pelosi, like the Bodyworlds exhibit, so that children could count the rings within her pendulous breasts to ascertain her true age. Posted by: Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg for President at July 01, 2024 06:58 PM (fOOvP)
You will forward your newsletter to Zod.
You will forward your newsletter to Zod.
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 07:03 PM (Bd09o)
114
It was obvious FJB was falling apart during the 2020 campaign, otherwise he wouldn't have hidden in the basement. Since then he has cratered. The reality of FJB finally became wildly known at the debate. His dementia had to be an open secret for years in the political/media world but they seemingly tacitly, possibly not so tacitly, all agreed to hide this. Bastards all. It isn't much of stretch to conclude Biden got set up with that first debate as a take out move; that accounts for the bum rush of dump FJB communications during the debate. Complete travesty. And during Pride Month.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 01, 2024 07:03 PM (jyIl1)
115
Slack jaw, vacant stare, beady eyes - in the middle of a debate.
That was the kicker - the split screen, where Trump was talking and Biden was...checked out.
The guy isn't up to the job NOW. This doesn't get better...it only gets worse. 6 hours becomes 4 hours, becomes two hours...a week. And the decline accelerates. Dementia is not linear.
Then what dummy Dems? You think you have a problem NOW?! Your problem will be much worse in a month, in five months he'll be a drooling idiot.
That was the kicker - the split screen, where Trump was talking and Biden was...checked out.
The guy isn't up to the job NOW. This doesn't get better...it only gets worse. 6 hours becomes 4 hours, becomes two hours...a week. And the decline accelerates. Dementia is not linear.
Then what dummy Dems? You think you have a problem NOW?! Your problem will be much worse in a month, in five months he'll be a drooling idiot.
Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 01, 2024 07:04 PM (mvURQ)
116
End Wokeness @EndWokeness Jun 28
This is what Italian TV thinks of the President of the United States.
An international embarrassment.
https://is.gd/LVYUEC
2:28 minutes; mixed English and Italian
This is what Italian TV thinks of the President of the United States.
An international embarrassment.
https://is.gd/LVYUEC
2:28 minutes; mixed English and Italian
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 01, 2024 07:04 PM (Jh5b+)
117
109. - "Jill Biden Refuses To Drop Out Of Presidential Race" - andycanuck
I think she's worried that if Joe is booted, she'll have to start emptying his bedpans herself.
I think she's worried that if Joe is booted, she'll have to start emptying his bedpans herself.
Posted by: Paco at July 01, 2024 07:04 PM (njExo)
118
"Behold, the power of NeverTrump Programming."
They all believe he's Literally Hitler. They'll do anything to stop him.
They all believe he's Literally Hitler. They'll do anything to stop him.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:04 PM (tK8Kz)
119
Odds of a terrorist attack on one of our European bases on the 4th? The muzz are big on dates.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2024 07:05 PM (uRE6U)
120
It's what I see in posts on other sites, even those which have nothing to do with politics... Anyone mentions fjb's frailty & all the knives immediately come out for DJT-- a guaranteed reflex.
Deflect, project, deny... but trump... blahblahblah.
Posted by: JQ at July 01, 2024 07:02 PM (njWTi)
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Ah, they invented "Whataboutism".
They say they object to "Whataboutism".
But, they're Democrats (American Maoists), and they lie.
Deflect, project, deny... but trump... blahblahblah.
Posted by: JQ at July 01, 2024 07:02 PM (njWTi)
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Ah, they invented "Whataboutism".
They say they object to "Whataboutism".
But, they're Democrats (American Maoists), and they lie.
Posted by: Dog Sitting In Burning Cafe at July 01, 2024 07:05 PM (krQz2)
121
The split-screen was genius. Trump ought to have winked at the camera for a funny.
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 07:05 PM (Bd09o)
122
>>> 117 109. - "Jill Biden Refuses To Drop Out Of Presidential Race" - andycanuck
==
I think she's worried that if Joe is booted, she'll have to start emptying his bedpans herself.
Posted by: Paco at July 01, 2024 07:04 PM (njExo)
That's when *she* calls Kristi Noem.
==
I think she's worried that if Joe is booted, she'll have to start emptying his bedpans herself.
Posted by: Paco at July 01, 2024 07:04 PM (njExo)
That's when *she* calls Kristi Noem.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 01, 2024 07:06 PM (llON8)
123
I bet both Nunes and Ratcliffe are back in a new Trump administration.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2024 06:44 PM (LkLld)
~~~~~
You know who hasn't been mentioned much at all lately...Sara Huckabee Sanders.
Curious.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2024 06:44 PM (LkLld)
~~~~~
You know who hasn't been mentioned much at all lately...Sara Huckabee Sanders.
Curious.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 01, 2024 07:06 PM (3ImbR)
124
It was obvious FJB was falling apart during the 2020 campaign, otherwise he wouldn't have hidden in the basement.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 01, 2024 07:03 PM (jyIl1)
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He was reading teleprompter cues from his basement.
Plus people swear they saw the reflection of the teleprompter off reflective surfaces.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 01, 2024 07:03 PM (jyIl1)
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He was reading teleprompter cues from his basement.
Plus people swear they saw the reflection of the teleprompter off reflective surfaces.
Posted by: Dog Sitting In Burning Cafe at July 01, 2024 07:07 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2024 07:07 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Auspex at July 01, 2024 07:07 PM (j4U/Z)
127
Odds of a terrorist attack on one of our European bases on the 4th? The muzz are big on dates.
Why limit yourself to Europe?
Why limit yourself to Europe?
Posted by: The Wide-Open Border! at July 01, 2024 07:08 PM (uxCna)
128
>>> 125 Bad Blue - Zelensky's wife just bought a new Bugatti for $4.8million
US Tax money sure pays
Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2024 07:07 PM (fwDg9)
But we have to save KEEEV!!!
Where's she going to park it?
US Tax money sure pays
Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2024 07:07 PM (fwDg9)
But we have to save KEEEV!!!
Where's she going to park it?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 01, 2024 07:08 PM (llON8)
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 07:08 PM (Bd09o)
130
Anger is their default setting. Like outrage is Joy Reid's.
Posted by: Auspex at July 01, 2024 07:07 PM (j4U/Z)
Her default setting is Clawcasian farts.
Posted by: Auspex at July 01, 2024 07:07 PM (j4U/Z)
Her default setting is Clawcasian farts.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2024 07:08 PM (BAEGB)
131
At 10am he's as sharp as a lego at midnight.
At 5pm he's just like any other memory care patient.
At 5pm he's just like any other memory care patient.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 07:08 PM (qymXH)
132
115. Slack jaw, vacant stare, beady eyes - in the middle of a debate.- El Mariachi
P.G. Wodehouse once wrote about a fellow that he "looked as if he had been stuffed by an incompetent taxidermist in a hurry".
that's Biden all over.
P.G. Wodehouse once wrote about a fellow that he "looked as if he had been stuffed by an incompetent taxidermist in a hurry".
that's Biden all over.
Posted by: Paco at July 01, 2024 07:09 PM (njExo)
133
>>> 129 Joe Biden-Hillary Clinton 2024.
Beautiful. Mutated.
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 07:08 PM (Bd09o)
*cackles*
Beautiful. Mutated.
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 07:08 PM (Bd09o)
*cackles*
Posted by: Hillary! at July 01, 2024 07:09 PM (llON8)
134
Irish Ei, Sanders is perfecting her governing ability. Look for her to crop up a bunch late 25/ early 26.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2024 07:09 PM (uRE6U)
135
Hammerstein Ballroom-sounds kinky!
Posted by: Secretary of Trans at July 01, 2024 07:09 PM (V5BDR)
136
Anger is their default setting. Like outrage is Joy Reid's.
Posted by: Auspex at July 01, 2024 07:07 PM (j4U/Z)
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They would be poor Maoists if they couldn't get angry.
Posted by: Auspex at July 01, 2024 07:07 PM (j4U/Z)
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They would be poor Maoists if they couldn't get angry.
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 07:09 PM (krQz2)
137
When Biden is out of the public eye and away from cameras he's in a wheelchair, with an oxygen mask and an IV drip.
Posted by: davidt at July 01, 2024 07:10 PM (SYTee)
138
Where's she going to park it?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
At their Florida place or the one in Egypt.
Where's she going to park it?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
At their Florida place or the one in Egypt.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 07:10 PM (qymXH)
139
By the time Judge Chitkan gets done sorting Trump's official acts from the unofficial acts, for the first time ever the scope and power of the President will have been curtailed to attending foreign leaders funerals and showing up in the White House kitchen for dinner with gardeners.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 01, 2024 07:10 PM (jyIl1)
140
Two questions i haven't seen addressed anywhere.
1. If Trump gets sent to prison, what does the Secret Service protection detail do? I could see the junta removing it but how would that work.
2. Was Epstein's, " Suicide" a trial run for Trump?
1. If Trump gets sent to prison, what does the Secret Service protection detail do? I could see the junta removing it but how would that work.
2. Was Epstein's, " Suicide" a trial run for Trump?
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at July 01, 2024 07:10 PM (pKlsO)
141
Was Epstein's, " Suicide" a trial run for Trump?
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at July 01, 2024 07:10 PM (pKlsO)
No, but Whitey Bulger's was.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at July 01, 2024 07:10 PM (pKlsO)
No, but Whitey Bulger's was.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2024 07:11 PM (BAEGB)
142
>>> 138
==
At their Florida place or the one in Egypt.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 07:10 PM (qymXH)
Heh. Egypt would be better. Florida Man might do something ... rash ... if she parks it there.
==
At their Florida place or the one in Egypt.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 07:10 PM (qymXH)
Heh. Egypt would be better. Florida Man might do something ... rash ... if she parks it there.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 01, 2024 07:11 PM (llON8)
143
>>You know who hasn't been mentioned much at all lately...Sara Huckabee Sanders.
>>Curious.
I don't think there's any bad blood. They both speak highly of each other.
Might be as simple as she's enjoying her job as governor and doesn't want to return to the snake pit.
>>Curious.
I don't think there's any bad blood. They both speak highly of each other.
Might be as simple as she's enjoying her job as governor and doesn't want to return to the snake pit.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2024 07:11 PM (LkLld)
144
This is going to be a bloodbath. And each day the problem gets worse. The smartest thing they could do, right now, is:
1) Biden resigns effective immediately.
2) Kamala takes over as a caretaker, pulling her hat from the ring for the 2024 nomination.
3) The Dems announce an open convention, and candidates must declare candidacy within the next week.
4) Viable candidates spend the next month campaigning. Winner is voted in at the convention.
5) Winner runs for the presidency.
1) Biden resigns effective immediately.
2) Kamala takes over as a caretaker, pulling her hat from the ring for the 2024 nomination.
3) The Dems announce an open convention, and candidates must declare candidacy within the next week.
4) Viable candidates spend the next month campaigning. Winner is voted in at the convention.
5) Winner runs for the presidency.
Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 01, 2024 07:11 PM (mvURQ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 07:11 PM (7+K68)
146
When Biden is out of the public eye and away from cameras he's in a wheelchair, with an oxygen mask and an IV drip.
Posted by: davidt
You missed aggressive prostate stimulation.
Posted by: davidt
You missed aggressive prostate stimulation.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 01, 2024 07:12 PM (jyIl1)
147
>>137 When Biden is out of the public eye and away from cameras he's in a wheelchair, with an oxygen mask and an IV drip.
Posted by: davidt at July 01, 2024 07:10 PM (SYTee)
Crypt-Keeper.
Posted by: davidt at July 01, 2024 07:10 PM (SYTee)
Crypt-Keeper.
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 07:12 PM (Bd09o)
148
By the time Judge Chitkan gets done sorting Trump's official acts from the unofficial acts, for the first time ever the scope and power of the President will have been curtailed to attending foreign leaders funerals and showing up in the White House kitchen for dinner with gardeners.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 01, 2024 07:10 PM (jyIl1)
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Yup.
Founders: We vest the president with all executive powers.
Supreme Court 2000: We'll tell him what are his official acts!
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 01, 2024 07:10 PM (jyIl1)
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Yup.
Founders: We vest the president with all executive powers.
Supreme Court 2000: We'll tell him what are his official acts!
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 07:12 PM (krQz2)
149
...and by the way I'm as sharp as a marble.
Posted by: JB at July 01, 2024 07:12 PM (kJH1Z)
150
>>> 145 WTF is going on??
Jake Tapper is admitting that the media lies and covers up for one party?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 07:11 PM (7+K6
We don't do that but if we did it would be a good thing.
Jake Tapper is admitting that the media lies and covers up for one party?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 07:11 PM (7+K6
We don't do that but if we did it would be a good thing.
Posted by: Jake Tapper at July 01, 2024 07:12 PM (llON8)
151
Joe is going to vamoose, but not before he can get every penny he can from those pressuring him to voluntarily drop out. The interim is what concerns me. He's on the hook to a number of bad actors (not the least of which is China) which means he needs to pay them off while he still can. I'm not looking forward to the next two months...and neither is Taiwan.
Posted by: Orson at July 01, 2024 07:12 PM (dIske)
152
WTF is going on??
Jake Tapper is admitting that the media lies and covers up for one party?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 07:11 PM (7+K6
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He said it was the GOP, didn't he?
I'm sure he wouldn't implicate his former employers.
Jake Tapper is admitting that the media lies and covers up for one party?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 07:11 PM (7+K6
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He said it was the GOP, didn't he?
I'm sure he wouldn't implicate his former employers.
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 07:13 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 07:13 PM (7+K68)
154
144 This is going to be a bloodbath. And each day the problem gets worse. The smartest thing they could do, right now, is: (omitted)
we're talking about the Democrats. You know as well as I that they are going to do the dumbest thing they could possibly do.
we're talking about the Democrats. You know as well as I that they are going to do the dumbest thing they could possibly do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 07:13 PM (wyMQY)
155
'Was Epstein's, " Suicide" a trial run for Trump?'
Ask DJT. It happened under his watch. He was the Executive ultimately responsible for the Bureau of Prisons, Fed Marshals, etc.
Ask DJT. It happened under his watch. He was the Executive ultimately responsible for the Bureau of Prisons, Fed Marshals, etc.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:13 PM (tK8Kz)
156
>>> 153 One good thing you can say about Biden's condition.
At least he's not sniffing women anymore.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 07:13 PM (7+K6
Too old, fat!
At least he's not sniffing women anymore.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 07:13 PM (7+K6
Too old, fat!
Posted by: Brandon at July 01, 2024 07:14 PM (llON8)
157
4) Viable candidates spend the next month campaigning. Winner is voted in at the convention.
5) Winner runs for the presidency.
Posted by: El Mariachi
The money is already donated to the current resident and can not be 'transferred' directly to anyone.
It can go to a PAC but that spending has restrictions as well. (Thankfully!)
4) Viable candidates spend the next month campaigning. Winner is voted in at the convention.
5) Winner runs for the presidency.
Posted by: El Mariachi
The money is already donated to the current resident and can not be 'transferred' directly to anyone.
It can go to a PAC but that spending has restrictions as well. (Thankfully!)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 07:14 PM (qymXH)
158
137 When Biden is out of the public eye and away from cameras he's in a wheelchair, with an oxygen mask and an IV drip. Posted by: davidt at July 01, 2024 07:10 PM (SYTee)
debate Biden was the very best Biden we ever get.
I mean, right? Maximum rest, maximum preparation, maximum does of drugs. This was the one time they couldn't blow it. And that was the very best they could do with his rotting husk.
debate Biden was the very best Biden we ever get.
I mean, right? Maximum rest, maximum preparation, maximum does of drugs. This was the one time they couldn't blow it. And that was the very best they could do with his rotting husk.
Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 01, 2024 07:14 PM (mvURQ)
159
>>>Might be as simple as she's enjoying her job as governor and doesn't want to return to the snake pit.
~~~~~
Possible. But I was thinking more in terms of her coming back to DC and playing a part in PDT's administration.
Or maybe even VP.
Hey, ya never know!
~~~~~
Possible. But I was thinking more in terms of her coming back to DC and playing a part in PDT's administration.
Or maybe even VP.
Hey, ya never know!
Posted by: IrishEi at July 01, 2024 07:14 PM (3ImbR)
160
Tren de Aragua:
Founding location Aragua, Venezuela
Territory
Bolivia,Brazil,Chile, Colombia,Costa Rica, Ecuador,Nicaragua, Peru, Panama, United States,New York,Venezuela
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Not to be found in Argentina or El Salvador.
Founding location Aragua, Venezuela
Territory
Bolivia,Brazil,Chile, Colombia,Costa Rica, Ecuador,Nicaragua, Peru, Panama, United States,New York,Venezuela
------------
Not to be found in Argentina or El Salvador.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2024 07:14 PM (F97Kf)
161
I love that Tapper calls this a discernible pattern.
Yet this is the first time he's discerned said pattern even though this pattern has been discernible for about twenty years or more.
Yet this is the first time he's discerned said pattern even though this pattern has been discernible for about twenty years or more.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 07:15 PM (7+K68)
162
I would really lean into how much the media/Dems have been gaslighting us on absolutely everything.
Posted by: Blago at July 01, 2024 07:15 PM (CUvyo)
163
In an alternate universe, Trump crosses the stage, takes Zhao Bai-den's head in his (marvelous, beautiful hands--the best hands) hands, squeezes all the pus out, allows the crumpled husk to fall, turns to camera.
"Your favorite president...then, now, forever."
"Your favorite president...then, now, forever."
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 07:15 PM (Bd09o)
164
Ask DJT. It happened under his watch. He was the Executive ultimately responsible for the Bureau of Prisons, Fed Marshals, etc.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:13 PM (tK8Kz)
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LOL.
If that was true. What use would #Resistence be?
Is he responsible for the State Department trying to impeach him?
To make a Democrat, first teach them not to think.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:13 PM (tK8Kz)
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LOL.
If that was true. What use would #Resistence be?
Is he responsible for the State Department trying to impeach him?
To make a Democrat, first teach them not to think.
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 07:15 PM (krQz2)
165
These people are now telling you that while Biden maybe isn't a "super-ager" he's actually a "super truth teller."
Their straight faces are impressive
Their straight faces are impressive
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 07:15 PM (cvZX6)
166
Nice that "united states" and "new York" are listed separately....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2024 07:15 PM (BAEGB)
167
The money is already donated to the current resident and can not be 'transferred' directly to anyone. It can go to a PAC but that spending has restrictions as well. (Thankfully!)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 07:14 PM (qymXH)
It's a shitty plan, but the only viable plan.
Besides, a LOT of people will donate to the newly anointed Dem candidate.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 07:14 PM (qymXH)
It's a shitty plan, but the only viable plan.
Besides, a LOT of people will donate to the newly anointed Dem candidate.
Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 01, 2024 07:15 PM (mvURQ)
168
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:13 PM (tK8Kz)
You're blaming Trump for Epstein's "suicide"?!
You're blaming Trump for Epstein's "suicide"?!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2024 07:16 PM (oUxZc)
169
If Biden manages to string together a few coherent sentences this evening, the right needs to immediately start calling it a cheap fake.
Posted by: Weasel at July 01, 2024 07:16 PM (JwHpX)
170
Has Biden ever given a cheerful or optimistic speech?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 01, 2024 07:16 PM (JLq/1)
171
156 >>> 153 One good thing you can say about Biden's condition.
At least he's not sniffing women anymore.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
---------------------
Old Stiff will lose his balance and fall.
At least he's not sniffing women anymore.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
---------------------
Old Stiff will lose his balance and fall.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2024 07:16 PM (F97Kf)
172
I mean, right? Maximum rest, maximum preparation, maximum does of drugs. This was the one time they couldn't blow it. And that was the very best they could do with his rotting husk.
Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 01, 2024 07:14 PM (mvURQ)
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Chris Plante was saying his prep guys are going to be the fall guys.
They did not set him up for success.
Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 01, 2024 07:14 PM (mvURQ)
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Chris Plante was saying his prep guys are going to be the fall guys.
They did not set him up for success.
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 07:16 PM (krQz2)
173
When AI can do this -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lt4Wkzn5Tc
A fake Joey Bidet would be a snap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lt4Wkzn5Tc
A fake Joey Bidet would be a snap.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 07:17 PM (IerVx)
174
What puzzles me is the Deep State had the power to take out Joe a long time ago. At Joe's age, Joe could have died peacefully "in his sleep" and everyone would have bought that explanation.
That the Deep State hasn't done that seems like a tell they cannot or will not work with Kamala.
And the Deep State also doesn't want Kamala as President. The whole thing is just weird and, honestly, a dangerous game to be playing at this point in the history of our nation.
That the Deep State hasn't done that seems like a tell they cannot or will not work with Kamala.
And the Deep State also doesn't want Kamala as President. The whole thing is just weird and, honestly, a dangerous game to be playing at this point in the history of our nation.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 01, 2024 07:17 PM (tT6L1)
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166 Nice that "united states" and "new York" are listed separately....
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Straight from Wiki.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Straight from Wiki.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2024 07:17 PM (F97Kf)
176
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:13 PM (tK8Kz)
You're blaming Trump for Epstein's "suicide"?!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2024 07:16 PM (oUxZc)
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Yes, because they have pictures together...or something like that.
You're blaming Trump for Epstein's "suicide"?!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2024 07:16 PM (oUxZc)
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Yes, because they have pictures together...or something like that.
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 07:17 PM (krQz2)
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Biden can always just do radio addresses like Roosevelt.
Stay off camera.
A little AI magic to button up things and viola!
Stay off camera.
A little AI magic to button up things and viola!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 07:17 PM (7+K68)
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 07:18 PM (cvZX6)
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>>> 172 I mean, right? Maximum rest, maximum preparation, maximum does of drugs. This was the one time they couldn't blow it. And that was the very best they could do with his rotting husk.
Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 01, 2024 07:14 PM (mvURQ)
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Chris Plante was saying his prep guys are going to be the fall guys.
They did not set him up for success.
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 07:16 PM (krQz2)
*still looking for a new job*
Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at July 01, 2024 07:14 PM (mvURQ)
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Chris Plante was saying his prep guys are going to be the fall guys.
They did not set him up for success.
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 07:16 PM (krQz2)
*still looking for a new job*
Posted by: Brandon's Chef at July 01, 2024 07:18 PM (llON8)
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Keep seeing comments on blogs that Communist News Network gave Sundowner all the questions I know around the 15-minute or so Sundowner shuffles papers with all kinds of writing on them
Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2024 07:18 PM (fwDg9)
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168 I'm saying that DJT knew (or should have known) that Epstein was a potential assassination target, and he should have taken extraordinary precautions, giving very strong and documented orders to DOJ, BOP and MDC to protect him. Apparently, he did not.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:18 PM (tK8Kz)
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*still looking for a new job*
Posted by: Brandon's Chef at July 01, 2024 07:18 PM (llON
I heard there's an opening in Kalorama.
Posted by: Brandon's Chef at July 01, 2024 07:18 PM (llON
I heard there's an opening in Kalorama.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2024 07:19 PM (BAEGB)
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76 I find it much easier to believe that people in the media were cognoscente who were simply covering up for partisan reasons, than ignoroscente who were just strangely unobservant.
Posted by: Paco
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Each shall be elevated equally high.
Posted by: Paco
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Each shall be elevated equally high.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2024 07:19 PM (F97Kf)
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>>And the Deep State also doesn't want Kamala as President. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 01, 2024 07:17 PM
Black Riddler. The Laugh is gonna get even more...familiar.
Black Riddler. The Laugh is gonna get even more...familiar.
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 07:19 PM (Bd09o)
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So soon after the debate shellacking to pump Joey up again could be dangerous to his vascular system.
Joey just might blow a hair plug or two or three.
Joey just might blow a hair plug or two or three.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 07:19 PM (IerVx)
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iirc, Kamala was the Obama-Fronted Gang's choice for VP, though they had Biden pretend to choose her.
Posted by: davidt at July 01, 2024 07:19 PM (SYTee)
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So who would answer that 3AM call?
Posted by: Ciampino - parts will be falling off .... at July 01, 2024 07:19 PM (qfLjt)
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*Zelensky's wife just bought a new Bugatti for $4.8million"
I would like PDT to officially drone it one night.
I would like PDT to officially drone it one night.
Posted by: fd at July 01, 2024 07:20 PM (vFG9F)
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Irish Ei, Sanders is perfecting her governing ability. Look for her to crop up a bunch late 25/ early 26.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2024 07:09 PM (uRE6U)
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Sounds about right. I really don't see her fading away after she's termed out. She's been an excellent governor but it doesn't get a lot of screen time.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2024 07:09 PM (uRE6U)
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Sounds about right. I really don't see her fading away after she's termed out. She's been an excellent governor but it doesn't get a lot of screen time.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 01, 2024 07:20 PM (3ImbR)
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I'm saying that DJT knew (or should have known) that Epstein was a potential assassination target, and he should have taken extraordinary precautions, giving very strong and documented orders to DOJ, BOP and MDC to protect him. Apparently, he did not.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:18 PM (tK8Kz)
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They lied to him about withdrawing from Syria.
He's the CinC and they lied to the CinC of the military because the deep military wanted to stay and play.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:18 PM (tK8Kz)
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They lied to him about withdrawing from Syria.
He's the CinC and they lied to the CinC of the military because the deep military wanted to stay and play.
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 07:20 PM (krQz2)
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Apparently, he did not.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:18 PM (tK8Kz)
Does the president really need to give a prison guard specific orders to not let their inmates get whacked?
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:18 PM (tK8Kz)
Does the president really need to give a prison guard specific orders to not let their inmates get whacked?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2024 07:20 PM (BAEGB)
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>>Possible. But I was thinking more in terms of her coming back to DC and playing a part in PDT's administration.
>>Or maybe even VP.
>>Hey, ya never know!
She might still come back. Lots of jobs to fill.
I think Burgum is going to be the VP. He fits the mold of what Trump says he wants.
>>Or maybe even VP.
>>Hey, ya never know!
She might still come back. Lots of jobs to fill.
I think Burgum is going to be the VP. He fits the mold of what Trump says he wants.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2024 07:20 PM (LkLld)
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181 168 I'm saying that DJT knew (or should have known) that Epstein was a potential assassination target, and he should have taken extraordinary precautions, giving very strong and documented orders to DOJ, BOP and MDC to protect him. Apparently, he did not.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:18 PM (tK8Kz)
Trump should have ordered the military out of Syria, too.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:18 PM (tK8Kz)
Trump should have ordered the military out of Syria, too.
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 07:20 PM (cvZX6)
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It was obvious FJB was falling apart during the 2020 campaign, otherwise he wouldn't have hidden in the basement. Since then he has cratered. The reality of FJB finally became wildly known at the debate. His dementia had to be an open secret for years in the political/media world but they seemingly tacitly, possibly not so tacitly, all agreed to hide this. Bastards all. It isn't much of stretch to conclude Biden got set up with that first debate as a take out move; that accounts for the bum rush of dump FJB communications during the debate. Complete travesty. And during Pride Month.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 01, 2024 07:03 PM
I don't think so. His elderly mental condition was nowhere near as bad in 2020 as it is now. For anyone dealing with an elderly dementia patient knows once that downhill slide starts it goes faster and faster. joe biden was functional in 2020 but he is not any longer and they can't hide it from the public.
And it is going to get progressively worse faster and faster. His dementia is going to come out swinging in the next year. And I doubt there will be a second debate.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 01, 2024 07:03 PM
I don't think so. His elderly mental condition was nowhere near as bad in 2020 as it is now. For anyone dealing with an elderly dementia patient knows once that downhill slide starts it goes faster and faster. joe biden was functional in 2020 but he is not any longer and they can't hide it from the public.
And it is going to get progressively worse faster and faster. His dementia is going to come out swinging in the next year. And I doubt there will be a second debate.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 01, 2024 07:20 PM (QNSds)
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still looking for a new job
Posted by: Brandon's Chef
Can you swim?
Obama is looking for someone new...
still looking for a new job
Posted by: Brandon's Chef
Can you swim?
Obama is looking for someone new...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 07:20 PM (qymXH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 07:20 PM (IerVx)
Posted by: ZOD at July 01, 2024 07:20 PM (Bd09o)
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Oh, by the way, did you guys catch that Too-Much-Help Lindsey Graham warned the Democrats there would be retribution?
He means it in a good sense, I'm sure.
He means it in a good sense, I'm sure.
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 07:21 PM (krQz2)
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Bugatti is owned by Volkswagen which was a cog in the Nazi war machine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 07:21 PM (IerVx)
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184 >>And the Deep State also doesn't want Kamala as President. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 01, 2024 07:17 PM
Black Riddler. The Laugh is gonna get even more...familiar.
Posted by: ZOD
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No one knows what DeepState's going to do. It's operated by two women.
Black Riddler. The Laugh is gonna get even more...familiar.
Posted by: ZOD
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No one knows what DeepState's going to do. It's operated by two women.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2024 07:22 PM (F97Kf)
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If there is a second debate, and I'm sure the networks are salivating at the prospect, the terms should be 180 degrees from the first. Maybe keep out the live audience. I could live with that, but Trump gets to dictate the terms, since the Dems need a second bite of the apple more than he does..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 01, 2024 07:22 PM (szKLp)
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So who would answer that 3AM call?
"Hurma!!!! *hic* Answer that damn phone! *hic*"
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 07:20 PM (IerVx)
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The guy who records it for the 10 AM briefing.
"Hurma!!!! *hic* Answer that damn phone! *hic*"
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 07:20 PM (IerVx)
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The guy who records it for the 10 AM briefing.
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 07:22 PM (krQz2)
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I think Burgum is going to be the VP. He fits the mold of what Trump says he wants.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2024 07:20 PM (LkLld)
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I like Burgum. But I think J.D. Vance fits the mold better. He's more of a firebrand (as PDT fancies himself also) and he's young (PDT fancies himself this as well!)
I kid. I kid.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2024 07:20 PM (LkLld)
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I like Burgum. But I think J.D. Vance fits the mold better. He's more of a firebrand (as PDT fancies himself also) and he's young (PDT fancies himself this as well!)
I kid. I kid.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 01, 2024 07:22 PM (3ImbR)
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I believe Michael Berry has it right...they will announce Biden will not run sometime after 3pm on Wednesday July 3rd.
By Monday it will old news with minimal impact.
By Monday it will old news with minimal impact.
Posted by: DanMan at July 01, 2024 07:22 PM (8uzBS)
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*Sudden Onset* Dementia.
Posted by: davidt at July 01, 2024 07:22 PM (SYTee)
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>> And the Deep State also doesn't want Kamala as President. The whole thing is just weird and, honestly, a dangerous game to be playing at this point in the history of our nation.
Could be that as big of a dope she is, she doesn't have dirt on her they can use to control her like they can with Biden and didn't with Trump (so they had to make it up). The size of her ego also has an inverse relationship to her IQ, which means she'll want to actually be, you know, in charge, and not take orders. Therefore she's unacceptable as a replacement.
Could be that as big of a dope she is, she doesn't have dirt on her they can use to control her like they can with Biden and didn't with Trump (so they had to make it up). The size of her ego also has an inverse relationship to her IQ, which means she'll want to actually be, you know, in charge, and not take orders. Therefore she's unacceptable as a replacement.
Posted by: the dandy at July 01, 2024 07:22 PM (L+5ng)
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Maybe the Dems will take another look at Bernie Sanders?
Posted by: fd at July 01, 2024 07:22 PM (vFG9F)
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Nah.
Posted by: fd at July 01, 2024 07:23 PM (vFG9F)
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193 181 168 I'm saying that DJT knew (or should have known) that Epstein was a potential assassination target, and he should have taken extraordinary precautions, giving very strong and documented orders to DOJ, BOP and MDC to protect him. Apparently, he did not.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:18 PM (tK8Kz)
Trump should have ordered the military out of Syria, too.
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 07:20 PM (cvZX6)
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When he makes time stop at noon let me know.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:18 PM (tK8Kz)
Trump should have ordered the military out of Syria, too.
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 07:20 PM (cvZX6)
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When he makes time stop at noon let me know.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2024 07:23 PM (F97Kf)
Posted by: Paco at July 01, 2024 07:23 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 01, 2024 07:23 PM (EJRt8)
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I'm saying that DJT knew (or should have known) that Epstein was a potential assassination target, and he should have taken extraordinary precautions, giving very strong and documented orders to DOJ, BOP and MDC to protect him. Apparently, he did not.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:18 PM
You do remember that the entire doj was ignoring anything that Trump told them to do when he was president right?
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:18 PM
You do remember that the entire doj was ignoring anything that Trump told them to do when he was president right?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 01, 2024 07:23 PM (QNSds)
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LBJ not running for re-election really helped calm that convention in 1968 yes it did...
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 07:23 PM (IerVx)
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Does anyone in the Biden Cabinet ever wake up in a cold sweat, wondering what will happen if someone decides to send a nuke our way?
Is there anyone in Joe's cabinet who has anything resembling a survival instinct who might get the ball rolling to get Joe replaced? Or are they all that stupid and blinded by their insane ideology?
Is there anyone in Joe's cabinet who has anything resembling a survival instinct who might get the ball rolling to get Joe replaced? Or are they all that stupid and blinded by their insane ideology?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 01, 2024 07:23 PM (tT6L1)
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...Odds of a terrorist attack on one of our European bases on the 4th? The muzz are big on dates. Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2024 07:05 PM (uRE6U)
Fig-ures that the would be. Any Palm Reader would've known that wrinkle.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Fig-ures that the would be. Any Palm Reader would've known that wrinkle.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2024 07:23 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 01, 2024 07:24 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Words of Comfort at July 01, 2024 07:24 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 07:24 PM (IerVx)
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Harris/Harvard poll just dropped
Trump +6 head to head
Trump at 52% when leaned
Trump +7 with RFK in mix
Trump +8 in a 5 way matchup
Trump +6 head to head
Trump at 52% when leaned
Trump +7 with RFK in mix
Trump +8 in a 5 way matchup
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2024 07:24 PM (5p7BC)
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And it is going to get progressively worse faster and faster. His dementia is going to come out swinging in the next year. And I doubt there will be a second debate.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 01, 2024 07:20 PM (QNSds)
No one is saying he was just as bad in 2020 as now. They were saying he was bad and he's going to get worse. That was true but apparently the entirety of the PTB put together a conspiracy to tell us we were wrong about that.
Considering that we figure these people to mostly be incompetents they managed to hold that conspiracy together for years.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 01, 2024 07:20 PM (QNSds)
No one is saying he was just as bad in 2020 as now. They were saying he was bad and he's going to get worse. That was true but apparently the entirety of the PTB put together a conspiracy to tell us we were wrong about that.
Considering that we figure these people to mostly be incompetents they managed to hold that conspiracy together for years.
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 07:24 PM (cvZX6)
Posted by: Axeman at July 01, 2024 07:24 PM (krQz2)
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Joe will appear to nod off while sitting at a public event. It will be the long sleep.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 01, 2024 07:25 PM (JLq/1)
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Remember when this was "he's always had a stutter?"
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 07:25 PM (cvZX6)
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I like JD Vance a lot, I just dont think he brings new votes to the ticket.
But it's a confident pick by Trump is he does it.
But it's a confident pick by Trump is he does it.
Posted by: Blago at July 01, 2024 07:25 PM (CUvyo)
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The reason why I keep bringing up pulmonary embolisms is they can be...introduced.
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 07:26 PM (cvZX6)
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https://www.nytimes.com 2024/06/26
J.D. Vance Says He'll Be Disappointed if Trump Doesn't Pick Him for V.P ...
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Will that wine be red or white?
J.D. Vance Says He'll Be Disappointed if Trump Doesn't Pick Him for V.P ...
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Will that wine be red or white?
Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2024 07:26 PM (F97Kf)
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"Does the president really need to give a prison guard specific orders to not let their inmates get whacked?"
If the prisoner is an intelligence agent who collected kompromat on some of the world's most powerful men, yes.
If the phrase "the buck stops here" is inoperative for the Presidency, just let me know and I'll say not another peep about this particular issue. In any event, I AM voting for DJT, so l reserve the right to criticize his fuckups.
If the prisoner is an intelligence agent who collected kompromat on some of the world's most powerful men, yes.
If the phrase "the buck stops here" is inoperative for the Presidency, just let me know and I'll say not another peep about this particular issue. In any event, I AM voting for DJT, so l reserve the right to criticize his fuckups.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:26 PM (tK8Kz)
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Another take away I am sure the LEFT will get around to claiming Trump is in cahoots with Putin is when Trump said he would have a meeting with Putin and Zelensky to end the war
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 07:26 PM (IerVx)
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Sharpeis.....Attack!!!
Posted by: Michael Vick at July 01, 2024 07:27 PM (5Skxj)
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The reason why I keep bringing up pulmonary embolisms is they can be...introduced.
Posted by: blaster
Kamala isn't allowed near the White House when holding a syringe.
Posted by: blaster
Kamala isn't allowed near the White House when holding a syringe.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 07:27 PM (qymXH)
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The reason why I keep bringing up pulmonary embolisms is they can be...introduced.
He already has a bubble, in his cranial cavity.
He already has a bubble, in his cranial cavity.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 07:27 PM (IerVx)
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And note, the way the electoral college plays out right now, Biden needs a national +3 lead to make it a close race.
I'm sure Dominion stands ready.
I'm sure Dominion stands ready.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2024 07:27 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 01, 2024 07:27 PM (cr5BI)
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Kamala would probably trip and inject herself.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 07:28 PM (IerVx)
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Reagan started showing signs of Alzeheimer's in 1986 - he didn't die til 2004.
Joe could win...and be alive for the next 4 year cycle. This word needs to be spread b/c we'll be in WWIII with a draft if Biden wins again b/c it will be an empty office.
Joe could win...and be alive for the next 4 year cycle. This word needs to be spread b/c we'll be in WWIII with a draft if Biden wins again b/c it will be an empty office.
Posted by: Nova Local at July 01, 2024 07:28 PM (exHjb)
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And note, the way the electoral college plays out right now, Biden needs a national +3 lead to make it a close race.
I'm sure Dominion stands ready.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
What are we, chopped liver?
~AZ Gov and Sec of State
I'm sure Dominion stands ready.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
What are we, chopped liver?
~AZ Gov and Sec of State
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 07:28 PM (qymXH)
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LBJ not running for re-election really helped calm that convention in 1968 yes it did...
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 07:23 PM
Most of the violence in 68 was anti war stuff. those people were tossing bombs left and right for a couple of years and it really didn't have much to do with the election. You couldn't pick up a newspaper without reading about the latest bombing of a recruiting station or federal office building or an anti war riot somewhere in the US. Oh and we had massive race riots in the eastern US at the same time also but most people claim there were fueled by the anti war protestor groups.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 07:23 PM
Most of the violence in 68 was anti war stuff. those people were tossing bombs left and right for a couple of years and it really didn't have much to do with the election. You couldn't pick up a newspaper without reading about the latest bombing of a recruiting station or federal office building or an anti war riot somewhere in the US. Oh and we had massive race riots in the eastern US at the same time also but most people claim there were fueled by the anti war protestor groups.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 01, 2024 07:29 PM (QNSds)
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I'm still amazed they didn't whack him after two years and give Kamala ten.
Posted by: davidt at July 01, 2024 07:29 PM (SYTee)
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"You do remember that the entire doj was ignoring anything that Trump told them to do when he was president right?"
If the government ignores his orders, and he can't overcome that obstacle, then why are you even going to vote for him? What do you expect him to accomplish in his second term?
If the government ignores his orders, and he can't overcome that obstacle, then why are you even going to vote for him? What do you expect him to accomplish in his second term?
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:29 PM (tK8Kz)
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Despite Dr. Jill not wanting to leave the White House, she won't try to be on the ticket because she is even more fucking stupid than the man with dementia.
Posted by: ryukyu at July 01, 2024 07:30 PM (hR0kJ)
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238 I'm still amazed they didn't whack him after two years and give Kamala ten.
Posted by: davidt at July 01, 2024 07:29 PM (SYTee)
She's that hated by the deep state.
Posted by: davidt at July 01, 2024 07:29 PM (SYTee)
She's that hated by the deep state.
Posted by: Nova Local at July 01, 2024 07:30 PM (exHjb)
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The 60s anti-war riots were actually anti-draft.
Posted by: davidt at July 01, 2024 07:30 PM (SYTee)
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CNN's JAKE TAPPER: There is a discernable pattern of Democrat officials seemingly trying to convince you, the public, to not believe what you saw and what you heard with your eyes and with your ears on Thursday night.
So, Tapper is trying to blame THE DEMOCRATS (?!) for what we saw on Thursday? The media had nothing to do with this? At all?
So, Tapper is trying to blame THE DEMOCRATS (?!) for what we saw on Thursday? The media had nothing to do with this? At all?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 01, 2024 07:30 PM (cr5BI)
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>>I like Burgum. But I think J.D. Vance fits the mold better. He's more of a firebrand (as PDT fancies himself also) and he's young (PDT fancies himself this as well!)
>>I kid. I kid.
Trump has said repeatedly his number 1 criteria for a VP is someone who can step in and do the job on day if necessary. Burgum has been a very successful businessman and a very successful governor. I live Vance but what has he ever run?
Besides, I'd prefer Trump not take a good senator. We don't have that many as it is.
>>I kid. I kid.
Trump has said repeatedly his number 1 criteria for a VP is someone who can step in and do the job on day if necessary. Burgum has been a very successful businessman and a very successful governor. I live Vance but what has he ever run?
Besides, I'd prefer Trump not take a good senator. We don't have that many as it is.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2024 07:31 PM (LkLld)
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After two plus years of Anitfa and BLM running riot how is 2024 any different than Chicago in 1968?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 07:31 PM (IerVx)
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What do you expect him to accomplish in his second term?
Posted by: TMI
I expect him to fight and show what can be done with his hands tied behind his back, just like last time.
Posted by: TMI
I expect him to fight and show what can be done with his hands tied behind his back, just like last time.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 07:31 PM (qymXH)
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Trump has said repeatedly his number 1 criteria for a VP is someone who can step in and do the job on day if necessary. Burgum has been a very successful businessman and a very successful governor. I live Vance but what has he ever run?
Besides, I'd prefer Trump not take a good senator. We don't have that many as it is.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2024 07:31 PM (LkLld)
My vote is for Vivek.
Besides, I'd prefer Trump not take a good senator. We don't have that many as it is.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2024 07:31 PM (LkLld)
My vote is for Vivek.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 01, 2024 07:32 PM (cr5BI)
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Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:29 PM (tK8Kz)
You sound kind of disingenuous here, like you're encouraging people not to vote for Trump.
You sound kind of disingenuous here, like you're encouraging people not to vote for Trump.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2024 07:32 PM (oUxZc)
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Should DJT have known that Barr would fail as AG? Sure. But he made him AG anyway.
As happy as I am to see Trump winning I still hold a grudge against the guy who appointed Chris Wray
As happy as I am to see Trump winning I still hold a grudge against the guy who appointed Chris Wray
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 07:32 PM (cvZX6)
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US SCOTUS, president has total immunity within the boundary of his office.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2024 07:33 PM (F97Kf)
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LOL
Nate Silver's vaunted model is dropping like a stone. Biden wins only 27.6% of the time.
It's been in freefall since the debate.
Nate Silver's vaunted model is dropping like a stone. Biden wins only 27.6% of the time.
It's been in freefall since the debate.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2024 07:34 PM (5p7BC)
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Personally, I'm inclined to prefer a governor to a senator, especially from a state that is far from safe. But not Burgum; despite his good performance noted above, he's not solid enough.
I personally believe there is a pretty high chance of assassination. I'm not just venting spleen; I mean it. And the sounder the VP, the better, because (a) they have less incentive to kill Trump, and (b) we can handle it better if they try.
My choices would be DeSantis or Sara Sanders.
I personally believe there is a pretty high chance of assassination. I'm not just venting spleen; I mean it. And the sounder the VP, the better, because (a) they have less incentive to kill Trump, and (b) we can handle it better if they try.
My choices would be DeSantis or Sara Sanders.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 01, 2024 07:34 PM (1bNHn)
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246 What do you expect him to accomplish in his second term?
Posted by: TMI
I expect him to fight and show what can be done with his hands tied behind his back, just like last time.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 07:31 PM (qymXH)
You know that guy down in Argentina, Milei? What that guy is doing.
Posted by: TMI
I expect him to fight and show what can be done with his hands tied behind his back, just like last time.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 07:31 PM (qymXH)
You know that guy down in Argentina, Milei? What that guy is doing.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 01, 2024 07:34 PM (cr5BI)
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You know that guy down in Argentina, Milei? What that guy is doing.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
Be still my heart.
You know that guy down in Argentina, Milei? What that guy is doing.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
Be still my heart.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 07:35 PM (qymXH)
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https://www.nytimes
Supreme Court Gives Trump Substantial Immunity From Prosecution:
TodayThe Supreme Court ruled on Monday that former President Donald J. Trump is entitled to substantial immunity from prosecution, delivering a major statement on the scope of presidential power.
Supreme Court Gives Trump Substantial Immunity From Prosecution:
TodayThe Supreme Court ruled on Monday that former President Donald J. Trump is entitled to substantial immunity from prosecution, delivering a major statement on the scope of presidential power.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2024 07:35 PM (F97Kf)
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So do we have any bets on what form of lawlessness the Joe puppet will be pushing tonight?
Posted by: Methos at July 01, 2024 07:35 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: buck owens at July 01, 2024 07:35 PM (sGtp+)
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248 I want DJT to win. I want you all to vote for him. That does not insulate the guy from criticism. Or at least I would hope not. Are we like Democrats, who deliberately keep silent about the things that embarrass the candidate?
Fen, if Epstein was murdered under FJB's watch, you know darn well we'd ALL be blaming FJB for it.
Fen, if Epstein was murdered under FJB's watch, you know darn well we'd ALL be blaming FJB for it.
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:36 PM (tK8Kz)
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Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS
Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2024 07:36 PM (fwDg9)
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So do we have any bets on what form of lawlessness the Joe puppet will be pushing tonight?
Posted by: Methos
After 4pm?
He'll be whispering sweet nothings or mumbling and stumbling.
Posted by: Methos
After 4pm?
He'll be whispering sweet nothings or mumbling and stumbling.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 07:36 PM (qymXH)
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I can’t believe we are even talking about putting someone in jail for being blackmailed and paying his blackmailer.
Posted by: polynikes at July 01, 2024 07:36 PM (SHMXB)
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Ratcliffe wants the Spies Who Lie put on a debarment list, forbidding them from holding security clearances or serving in the government again.
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Sure. They should also lose their pensions.
Was just talking to a friend. We came up with this idea, based on the navy's old prize money rules:
A % of all money not spent in a department, and returned to the treasury, will go to the person who kept it from being wasted, a % of that will to to his superiors.
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Sure. They should also lose their pensions.
Was just talking to a friend. We came up with this idea, based on the navy's old prize money rules:
A % of all money not spent in a department, and returned to the treasury, will go to the person who kept it from being wasted, a % of that will to to his superiors.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 01, 2024 07:37 PM (1bNHn)
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So do we have any bets on what form of lawlessness the Joe puppet will be pushing tonight?
"Trianzapam Populist Lying Dog Face Pony Soldier Trumpism Jack! And that's no malarky! My word as a Bidet."
"Trianzapam Populist Lying Dog Face Pony Soldier Trumpism Jack! And that's no malarky! My word as a Bidet."
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 07:37 PM (IerVx)
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"You do remember that the entire doj was ignoring anything that Trump told them to do when he was president right?"
If the government ignores his orders, and he can't overcome that obstacle, then why are you even going to vote for him? What do you expect him to accomplish in his second term?
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:29 PM
So your plan is to vote for biden? Because that is the only other option.
This is a binary election, you either vote for biden or you vote for Trump. If you don't vote you are giving your vote to biden.
If the government ignores his orders, and he can't overcome that obstacle, then why are you even going to vote for him? What do you expect him to accomplish in his second term?
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:29 PM
So your plan is to vote for biden? Because that is the only other option.
This is a binary election, you either vote for biden or you vote for Trump. If you don't vote you are giving your vote to biden.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 01, 2024 07:38 PM (QNSds)
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The Dems have chosen to simply ignore the debate disaster and continue to run ads like "While Donald Trump was inciting riots, committing crimes, and banging strippers, Joe Biden was WORKING!!!", like he's this unstoppable machine. Hilarious!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 01, 2024 07:38 PM (kpS4V)
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Disastrous debate
scrotus chopping down a bunch of lawfare bullshit
Media turning their carefully circled wagon train into a 72-horse demolition derby
Tell me the junta is up to something without telling me the junta is up to something....
It's either Let Trump Win + Mayhem, or something far worse.
scrotus chopping down a bunch of lawfare bullshit
Media turning their carefully circled wagon train into a 72-horse demolition derby
Tell me the junta is up to something without telling me the junta is up to something....
It's either Let Trump Win + Mayhem, or something far worse.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 01, 2024 07:38 PM (BAEGB)
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"So your plan is to vote for biden? Because that is the only other option."
I'm taking the option that says I can criticize a guy even if I want him to win. I am astounded that you folks don't understand that!
I'm taking the option that says I can criticize a guy even if I want him to win. I am astounded that you folks don't understand that!
Posted by: TMI From gp at July 01, 2024 07:40 PM (tK8Kz)
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My vote is for Vivek.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 01, 2024 07:32 PM (cr5BI)
~~~~~
I'd like to see Vivek at OMB. From there he could slash the administrative/deep state a la Milei.
"Afuera!" "Afuera!" "Afuera!" "Afuera!" "Afuera!" "Afuera!"
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 01, 2024 07:32 PM (cr5BI)
~~~~~
I'd like to see Vivek at OMB. From there he could slash the administrative/deep state a la Milei.
"Afuera!" "Afuera!" "Afuera!" "Afuera!" "Afuera!" "Afuera!"
Posted by: IrishEi at July 01, 2024 07:42 PM (3ImbR)
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café nood
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 01, 2024 07:44 PM (Jh5b+)
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White House?
Kalorama?
Anita Dunn's in the White House. Remember Anita in the Obama administration? Check with Glenn Beck.
Kalorama?
Anita Dunn's in the White House. Remember Anita in the Obama administration? Check with Glenn Beck.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2024 07:44 PM (F97Kf)
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Never in my life have I rooted for elder abuse. Obviously, that's changed.
Posted by: pookysgirl, former nurses' aide at July 01, 2024 07:45 PM (dtlDP)
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Given that there IS a second debate: HOW would YOU game it out???
Posted by: Ray Mota at July 01, 2024 07:51 PM (5wLuE)
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268 My vote is for Vivek.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 01, 2024 07:32 PM (cr5BI)
~~~~~
I'd like to see Vivek at OMB. From there he could slash the administrative/deep state a la Milei.
"Afuera!" "Afuera!" "Afuera!" "Afuera!" "Afuera!" "Afuera!"
Posted by: IrishEi at July 01, 2024 07:42 PM (3ImbR)
That is why I want Vivek. Trump 'stole' his Dept of Education idea. I think Vivek will actually be the VP pick.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 01, 2024 07:32 PM (cr5BI)
~~~~~
I'd like to see Vivek at OMB. From there he could slash the administrative/deep state a la Milei.
"Afuera!" "Afuera!" "Afuera!" "Afuera!" "Afuera!" "Afuera!"
Posted by: IrishEi at July 01, 2024 07:42 PM (3ImbR)
That is why I want Vivek. Trump 'stole' his Dept of Education idea. I think Vivek will actually be the VP pick.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 01, 2024 07:54 PM (cr5BI)
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"From 10am to 4pm, Biden is dependably engaged and many of his public events in front of cameras are held within those hours."
Sure. Why not? That's his window of Einsteinium Michelangeloism.
Who believes that? This is the same group who said Biden was cogent/masterful behind the scenes at all times, just not at a public podium. Who said, also, that Biden was an intellectual savant in the Cellar Campaign of 2020.
We all know Biden's been marginally competent since he entered politics decades ago and that he's been Swiss Cheese Brain for years.
I loathe these liars. You want to know who really kills a democracy? These shysters who have a Trojan Presidency to shuttle into power.
Sure. Why not? That's his window of Einsteinium Michelangeloism.
Who believes that? This is the same group who said Biden was cogent/masterful behind the scenes at all times, just not at a public podium. Who said, also, that Biden was an intellectual savant in the Cellar Campaign of 2020.
We all know Biden's been marginally competent since he entered politics decades ago and that he's been Swiss Cheese Brain for years.
I loathe these liars. You want to know who really kills a democracy? These shysters who have a Trojan Presidency to shuttle into power.
Posted by: AnonybotymousDrivel at July 01, 2024 07:57 PM (aXxgO)
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One brother the US Ambassador to Poland, the other a foreign policy expert with the Atlantic Council, I believe. Her dad was foreign-policy expert Zbigniew Brzezinski, Jimmy Carter's guy.
She's all in - ass deep - supporting Ukraine. (See the Vindmans, George Taylor, the Chalupas, etc. & Trump impeachment.)
She's all in - ass deep - supporting Ukraine. (See the Vindmans, George Taylor, the Chalupas, etc. & Trump impeachment.)
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 01, 2024 08:01 PM (NFX2v)
276
Sundowner and the 'Tards. Could be a band name.
Posted by: White Punk at July 01, 2024 08:02 PM (DfNNr)
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European officials had already been expressing worries in private about Biden's focus and stamina before Thursday's debate, with some senior diplomats saying they had tracked a noticeable deterioration in the president's faculties in meetings since last summer.
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He's been farting on them a lot longer than that.
European officials had already been expressing worries in private about Biden's focus and stamina before Thursday's debate, with some senior diplomats saying they had tracked a noticeable deterioration in the president's faculties in meetings since last summer.
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He's been farting on them a lot longer than that.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 01, 2024 08:02 PM (7xqnr)
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Then: Biden competent
Now: Biden incompetent
Them: 2020 election legitimate
Hopefully in the near future: 2020 election stolen
Now: Biden incompetent
Them: 2020 election legitimate
Hopefully in the near future: 2020 election stolen
Posted by: Crazy at July 01, 2024 08:34 PM (EES2L)
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Re the video saying "this is the best Biden." They aren't wrong. Biden is now just a pathetic dementia patient, while before he was perhaps the most corrupt, venal, lying piece of shit politician since LBJ.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 01, 2024 09:56 PM (XMwZJ)
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"Sundowning" is the limited hangout. They wouldn't claim he's lucid for six hours a day unless the reality is much worse, and he's fit only for the nursing home.
Posted by: craig at July 02, 2024 10:50 AM (nz0QL)
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He's been farting on them a lot longer than that.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 01, 2024 08:02 PM (7xqnr)
I need more pickled eggs and tapioca !
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 01, 2024 08:02 PM (7xqnr)
I need more pickled eggs and tapioca !
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