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Walgreens Slashes Full-Year Income Outlook, Plans to Close Hundreds -- or Thousands -- of Stores Due to "Struggles with Theft"
Thanks Biden! Thanks Blue City Mayors and Blue State Governors! You're turning your lands into dust! Hope that works out for you!Here's why I say "thousands of stores:"
Pharmacy chain Walgreens announced Thursday that it would close a significant number of its U.S. stores, after cutting its full-year profit outlook. While the company did not disclose how many stores it plans to close, it said it will close many underperforming stores across the country to optimize operations. The closures will also focus on stores too close to other Walgreens stores or those struggling with theft.
If they actually close one quarter of their stores, that's... well you can work out the calculations yourselves, I'm not your Math Bitch.
Walgreens currently has more than 8,700 stores, with the closures focusing on one-quarter of its U.S. locations.
Walgreens is the latest pharmacy chain to close locations over economic conditions. Walgreens competitors Rite Aid and CVS Pharmacy have closed dozens of locations since the start of the year. The closures follow Walgreens' decision to cut its full-year profit outlook this week, dropping its $3.20 profit per share estimate from March down to $2.80 per share.Thanks, George Soros! Whoops, I accidentally went "antisemetic" at the end. See, it's antisemitic to point out George Soros funds this madness directly, getting pro-crime DAs elected. You can say other people are responsible, but never George Soros, you toxic antisemites.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 27, 2024 02:04 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2024 02:04 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 27, 2024 02:05 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2024 02:05 PM (MoZTd)
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Best economy ever, Jack!!!
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 27, 2024 02:06 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2024 02:06 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2024 02:06 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: nckate at June 27, 2024 02:07 PM (4bYb7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2024 02:06 PM (MoZTd)
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First Elric now Hadrian?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2024 02:07 PM (2UnvF)
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Boy, imagine if someone were to map out what they have in common.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 27, 2024 02:08 PM (LjVn6)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Target. They have claws, too.
Posted by: wth at June 27, 2024 02:08 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Your Math Bitch at June 27, 2024 02:08 PM (XU3QZ)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 27, 2024 02:08 PM (FIhX9)
There must be Walgreens stores literally in sight of other Walgreens stores
Like Starbucks
Posted by: Don Black at June 27, 2024 02:08 PM (/7KEl)
Well, I never!
Posted by: RI Red at June 27, 2024 02:08 PM (nCaYE)
Thanks Biden! Thanks Blue City Mayors and Blue State Governors!
You're turning your lands into dust! Hope that works out for you!
Were you praying at the Lares shrine?
Posted by: Siouxsie at June 27, 2024 02:08 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Catherine at June 27, 2024 02:08 PM (JUpL6)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 27, 2024 02:09 PM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 27, 2024 02:09 PM (1bNHn)
Lessee, 8.7e3 x 0.25, carry the three, convert to hexadecimal, round up to the nearest letter...I get a buttload.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2024 02:09 PM (xCA6C)
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Gee, what could that be Mr. CEO ?
consumers are "increasingly selective and price sensitive on their selections"
Why would that be?
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 27, 2024 02:09 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 27, 2024 02:09 PM (XPM1I)
Ever notice how much better the clientele are at Costco? That small membership fee sure does a good job of keeping out the shitheads.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2024 02:09 PM (Odg76)
Putting a retail establishment in or near an inner city neighborhood is like leaving a steak on the counter when your dog is loose in the house.
Not to insult the dog, but the level of moral restraint is about the same.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2024 02:09 PM (MoZTd)
Right Yertle the Turtles, the are.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2024 02:09 PM (xCA6C)
Like Starbucks
Posted by: Don Black
Dollar General, Dollar Tree, and Family Dollar have entered the chat.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 27, 2024 02:09 PM (WXNFJ)
And the board of directors want it too.
And the big institutional investors want it even more.
Sad story. Got a smoke?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 02:09 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:09 PM (VGOMa)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 27, 2024 02:10 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 27, 2024 02:10 PM (T+Iwg)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 27, 2024 02:10 PM (2xB3Z)
Posted by: Ciphers Sans Frontieres at June 27, 2024 02:10 PM (2BP+g)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 27, 2024 02:10 PM (FIhX9)
It would be even better if they'd implement a driving test, cart and car.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2024 02:10 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at June 27, 2024 02:11 PM (v6JzV)
-paul, 98.53% probability
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 02:11 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: UwU_Power at June 27, 2024 02:11 PM (CMXit)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 27, 2024 02:08 PM (FIhX9)
Remain calm, this story is not about that store. They haven't announced closures... yet.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 27, 2024 02:11 PM (IUd0M)
All likely stolen from RiteAid, Walgreens, etc.
Just today I passed a truck pulling a trailer with opened pallets of stuff... probably pulled right off the truck at the store's loading dock.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 27, 2024 02:11 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2024 02:11 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
The End.
Posted by: Weasel at June 27, 2024 02:11 PM (RG6z4)
There must be Walgreens stores literally in sight of other Walgreens stores
Like Starbucks
Posted by: Don Black at June 27, 2024
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The two on Canal are only a block apart, on opposite sides of the street.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 27, 2024 02:11 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 27, 2024 02:11 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 02:11 PM (n17eQ)
Whoops, I accidentally went "antisemetic" at the end. See, it's antisemitic to point out George Soros funds this madness directly, getting pro-crime DAs elected. You can say other people are responsible, but never George Soros, you toxic antisemites.
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Funny. He doesn't look Druish.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 02:11 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 27, 2024 02:12 PM (qZEuM)
I wonder if this was not so much a bad ruling, as a ploy to kick the ball past the election. Sounds like something Roberts would do.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 27, 2024 02:12 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: ace at June 27, 2024 02:12 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)
The new hotness: pharmacies and grocery stores run by local governments.
It's coming.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 02:12 PM (98J/K)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 27, 2024 02:12 PM (FIhX9)
Even the criminal poor have a right to feel fresh as a summer's eve.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2024 02:12 PM (xCA6C)
Yeah, people are oblivious, but you're not going to get stabbed for bumping into someone at Costco.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2024 02:13 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: mnw at June 27, 2024 02:13 PM (NLIak)
True. He's our Speaking French Bitch.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)
I wonder if all the closings will be CVS stores?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 27, 2024 02:13 PM (FIhX9)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 27, 2024 02:13 PM (uxCna)
Not to insult the dog, but the level of moral restraint is about the same.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
"Dear Master Hadrian. I think you need to verify this hypothesis via experimentation with fresh sirloin, medium rare. Thank you."
-- Hadrian's dogs
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:13 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 27, 2024 02:10 PM (T+Iwg)
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Quod licet Jovi non licet bovi.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 27, 2024 02:13 PM (1bNHn)
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Ace, there's a thread topic. Dollar General intentionally understaffs stores and puts the wrong prices on items so that there's an excuse for the items to ring up at the higher price than what is shown on the shelf. "Oh, we just haven't got enough staff to have changed it out yet, sorry."
This is happening all over the U.S., and Dollar General is making millions off of the practice, and states are filing lawsuits against them because it's clearly intentional.
https://tinyurl.com/2f9jovwm
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 27, 2024 02:13 PM (LjVn6)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 27, 2024 02:13 PM (z2muL)
The End.
Posted by: Weasel at June 27, 2024
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Rite Aid is gone from here (they may be gone entirely for all I know). Same with Rexall and Eckerd's; remember those? Everything here is Walgreens or CVS, and two or three independent pharmacies. Or the "pharmacy" inside Walmart.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 27, 2024 02:13 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2024 02:13 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2024 02:09 PM (xCA6C)
You and me both. -- Mayor Pete
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 27, 2024 02:14 PM (IUd0M)
Posted by: Igor Nant III of the Boston Nants at June 27, 2024 02:14 PM (IUqiJ)
Liz Warren will be opening her piehole soon
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2024 02:13 PM (MoZTd)
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"The vast increase in government intervention has made medical prices skyrocket. The only solution is more government intervention."
-Elizabeth Warren
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 02:14 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Joe Biden
--
Bo's tragic death is what inspired the vagina-rot deodorant sprays.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 27, 2024 02:15 PM (LjVn6)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 02:15 PM (98J/K)
Armed security guards are expensive - that is not a good sign.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 27, 2024 02:15 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 27, 2024 02:15 PM (jMXHF)
Watch eight perps with "Venezuelan accents" rob a Denver jewelry store at gunpoint
https://is.gd/6UETcO
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 27, 2024 02:15 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2024 02:09 PM (Odg76)
Sometimes bitches be into kinky shit. -- Walgreens
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 27, 2024 02:15 PM (IUd0M)
About time you figured it out.
I tried to warn you last thread, but there was a nood no one nooded about, so I was in there all alone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)
"A separate report from the Commerce Department's Census Bureau showed non-defense capital goods orders excluding aircraft, a closely watched proxy for business spending plans, dropped 0.6% last month after rising 0.3% in April. Economists had forecast core capital goods orders edging up 0.1%."
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 27, 2024 02:16 PM (i7Q7S)
https://is.gd/6UETcO
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KEEP DENVER WEIRD!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 27, 2024 02:16 PM (LjVn6)
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at June 27, 2024
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This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher & Sheldon Cooper at June 27, 2024 02:16 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 27, 2024 02:13 PM (1bNHn)
Bon Jovi? EXCELLENT!!
*air-guitar licks*
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 27, 2024 02:16 PM (T+Iwg)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 27, 2024 02:17 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: PabloD at June 27, 2024 02:17 PM (+wXOV)
Actually, the #1 item to steal is laundry detergent - high value to weight and easily fenced.
They are just stealing laundry detergent so they can do laundry!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 27, 2024 02:17 PM (uxCna)
I wonder if all the closings will be CVS stores?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
.......
Hope not. That's one of the few stores I frequent.
Birthday cards, cheap sunglasses, razors. But they've got all the good shit locked up.
Posted by: wth at June 27, 2024 02:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama
Wouldn't it be the POC woman that single-handedly solved the trajectory equations for NASA back in the day?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 27, 2024 02:17 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Sponge
What kind of society have we become when Sponge is the monitor of sock fails?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:17 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2024 02:10 PM (xCA6C)
If you're going to pause, pull your fucking cart to the side.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 27, 2024 02:17 PM (IUd0M)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)
With the SPIDERS?
Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2024 02:18 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 27, 2024 02:18 PM (2BP+g)
Posted by: MAC V SOG at June 27, 2024 02:18 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:17 PM (v6JzV)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 02:18 PM (GBKbO)
The Fred Meyer near me has armed security at the door in a plate carrier with a tazer and huge can of OC spray.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2024 02:18 PM (Odg76)
Are you noticing more and more "not putting up with this bullshit?"
But, the Democrats rhetoric hasn't changed, like it's still 1999 internet boom and greedy corporations are flush with obscene profits.
Not talking about how no one can afford anything, just how it's just another ream of government regulations away from being 0.01% cheaper.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 27, 2024 02:18 PM (z2muL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
First Elric now Hadrian?
Posted by: Duke Lowell
He might just be goth, not gay.
Posted by: mikeski at June 27, 2024 02:18 PM (ImNqq)
Looking really hot.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 27, 2024 02:18 PM (ufFY8)
https://is.gd/6UETcO
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That video is tragic. The women safely make it to the back room and then, instead of locking it, they slightly push against the door with all (well, part of two of the old fat women's') girly strength to block the young men.
It turns out about how you'd expect.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 27, 2024 02:18 PM (LjVn6)
Actually, the #1 item to steal is laundry detergent - high value to weight and easily fenced.
They are just stealing laundry detergent so they can do laundry!
Posted by: The ARC of History!
We need common sense laundry detergent control!!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 27, 2024 02:18 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at June 27, 2024
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Gotta be Janet Yellen. She's so good at it.
Posted by: wth at June 27, 2024 02:18 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 02:18 PM (n17eQ)
If Intel can get 10b unclesambux to "compete", why not Walgreens too since closing pharmacies in the ghetto during pride month is unconscionable?
Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at June 27, 2024 02:19 PM (O5FBL)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 27, 2024
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I hve one of the few 24-hour W. locations left in town within walking distance of my home. I refuse to go in there because of the outright rudeness and clear stupidity and arrogance of their "staff." They all look at me like "Whatchoo doin' in here?"
To be fair, I get that often where I live.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher & Sheldon Cooper at June 27, 2024 02:19 PM (J2vNu)
https://youtu.be/NGrLb6W5YOM?t=150
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2024 02:19 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 27, 2024 02:09 PM (1bNHn)
Been hearing the same lamentations since the Watts riots in '65. Some things do not change.
Posted by: mr tmz at June 27, 2024 02:19 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 02:20 PM (98J/K)
Looking really hot.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
Vell, I do haff great taste when it comes to the frauleins.
-- Gen. Burkhart
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:20 PM (v6JzV)
If you're going to pause, pull your fucking cart to the side.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 27, 2024 02:17 PM (IUd0M)
___________
Stop cart in middle of aisle
Examine merchandise minutely
Compare items at length
Remain oblivious to surroundings
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2024 02:20 PM (MoZTd)
https://youtu.be/NGrLb6W5YOM?t=150
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2024 02:19 PM (Odg76)
Wow....what a kick in the nuts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2024 02:21 PM (M9QMo)
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A friend told me he went to the doctor for his annual physical. It was a "Medicare Wellness Check" or something similar, and the nurse talked to him. No physical contact at all, just asked if he had area rugs and if he was sad at any point in the last two weeks.
He was told he'd need to come back again for another appointment if he wanted a physical. Completely and utterly pointless.
I'm guessing it's easy money tied to Obamacare.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 27, 2024 02:21 PM (LjVn6)
Posted by: petey buttigieg at June 27, 2024 02:21 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 27, 2024 02:21 PM (ufFY8)
The End.
Posted by: Weasel
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Same here. The store was a local institution. Last true lunch counter in town. A true gathering spot for locals for 40 years.
Why did Walgreen's close it? Because they had a location a block away. https://tinyurl.com/4u6zrd46
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2024 02:21 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2024 02:22 PM (M9QMo)
Sigh.
Hey, assholes, do this on Martha's Vineyard.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 27, 2024 02:21 PM (ufFY
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Why? The point is to be rowdy without consequence. Being rowdy in Martha's Vineyard would lead to consequences.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 02:22 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Wally at June 27, 2024 02:22 PM (3GeLx)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 27, 2024 02:17 PM (IUd0M)
Walking through a crowded airport terminal. See a friend. Stop in the MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING and have a conversation for 5 minutes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Not in my store you don't at June 27, 2024 02:22 PM (Ybyk2)
He was told he'd need to come back again for another appointment if he wanted a physical. Completely and utterly pointless.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
Oh yeah. Just experienced this: Medicare exam on Friday, Annual exam on Monday. Same Dr. Go figure.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 27, 2024 02:22 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: junior at June 27, 2024 02:23 PM (L1zTp)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)
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A combination of obliviousness and solipsism. Stupidly common amongst people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 02:23 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Tonypete
And commonsense tarantula control!
(Now I'm PO'd that I didn't come up with that on the last thread.)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:23 PM (v6JzV)
Why did Walgreen's close it? Because they had a location a block away. https://tinyurl.com/4u6zrd46
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2024
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It begins to look like the pattern of stupidity, of executive-level moonbat decisions, has spread even farther than we thought.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 27, 2024 02:23 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 02:23 PM (98J/K)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 27, 2024 02:23 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2024 02:23 PM (ewjUl)
Not to insult the dog, but the level of moral restraint is about the same.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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That's a blue state perception. In prosecutorial red states theft is no more than it's ever been.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 27, 2024 02:23 PM (DoDwl)
Posted by: mildlycitrusy at June 27, 2024 02:23 PM (6t0lv)
Posted by: Tonypete
Rising Tide raises all boats!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 27, 2024 02:23 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 27, 2024 02:24 PM (xFQvK)
F*ck them. Won't miss 'em.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 27, 2024 02:24 PM (DoDwl)
Rising Tide raises all boats!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 27, 2024 02:23 PM (qZEuM)
Sittin' on the dock of the bay
Watchin' the TIDE box float away.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 27, 2024 02:25 PM (IG4Id)
Saw this coming years and years ago. Cannibalizing their own market.
How much does that CEO get paid again?
Posted by: Butkus51 at June 27, 2024 02:25 PM (+yda9)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at June 27, 2024 02:25 PM (JuaQi)
Heck, head down into the Colorado River Valley and see bins full of airline size bottles of booze in the stores.
We've been seeing stories of mobs looting stores in our old home town. We barely got out ahead of the looting everything in sight stage of CA.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 27, 2024 02:26 PM (tT6L1)
-- Hadrian's dogs
I made a lovely, thick NY strip steak last night. I put it on the counter to rest, went and listened to music in another room for 4 minutes, and came back to find the dog with my steak bleeding all over the floor.
We put him on the deck and made him watch as we ate it (after washing, of course).
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2024 02:26 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 27, 2024 02:26 PM (L/fGl)
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Yeah, people are oblivious, but you're not going to get stabbed for bumping into someone at Costco.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2024 02:13 PM (Odg76)
You must be sure that bluebell and vmom do *not* have Costco memberships.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 27, 2024 02:26 PM (llON8)
One, they drastically over-expanded to the point there's a pharmacy on every corner. They now have to "right size." And two, the brick and mortar pharmacies are facing increasingly competition from online stores, including Amazon pharmacy.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 27, 2024 02:27 PM (iFTx/)
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The one that irritated me the most was Lego. I'm sure it was a corporate decision, but little kids growing up in a world where they can't pick up toys to look at the box/back is a crappy place that the communists made.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 27, 2024 02:27 PM (LjVn6)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 02:27 PM (n17eQ)
Their non-pharm stuff is marked up pretty high. People can do better at dollar stores, but many want to do all their shopping in one place for convenience. Inflation is inimical to one-stop shopping, though.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 02:27 PM (98J/K)
But it does not look like they paid the protection service fee.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 27, 2024 02:27 PM (z2muL)
F*ck them. Won't miss 'em.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Is that asshole still a thing?
*Outs hands together in prayer*
Dear LAWD,
Can you please end this man's career so he can finally find his true calling. Living in the gutter and blowing guys for loose change.
Amen.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2024 02:27 PM (XTkye)
If you're going to pause, pull your fucking cart to the side.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 27, 2024 02:17 PM (IUd0M)
___________
Stop cart in middle of aisle
Examine merchandise minutely
Compare items at length
Remain oblivious to surroundings
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2024 02:20 PM (MoZTd)
If I am elected President I promise to put a stop to this problem. Along with the problems of drivers not using turn signals, shoppers not taking carts to the cart corral, and many other rude behaviors that each year costs polite people much time along with periodically dangerously increasing their blood pressure.
All I will need after I'm inaugurated is quite a few firing squad volunteers. I do not foresee this being a problem.
Posted by: Gref at June 27, 2024 02:28 PM (5fDan)
The steak was bleeding, not the dog.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2024 02:28 PM (xCA6C)
Can you please end this man's career so he can finally find his true calling. Living in the gutter and blowing guys for loose change.
Amen.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2024 02:27 PM (XTkye)
PREACH!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nckate at June 27, 2024 02:28 PM (4bYb7)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 27, 2024 02:28 PM (NtVYv)
The internist I've had for decades mentioned that he isn't supposed to perform a physical exam during a "Medicare Wellness Check", but his Medicare patients think that's insane, so he still does the physical.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 27, 2024 02:28 PM (uxCna)
F*ck them. Won't miss 'em.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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What corporation did not shill for the vaccine?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 27, 2024 02:28 PM (DoDwl)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 27, 2024 02:17 PM (IUd0M)
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Stop cart in middle of aisle
Examine merchandise minutely
Compare items at length
Remain oblivious to surroundings
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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And stopping to look around at the top of an escalator. I shake my head seeing kids pull their sleds up the middle of the sledding hill too but they learn the lesson soon enough.
Posted by: scampydog at June 27, 2024 02:28 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 02:27 PM (n17eQ)
Helter Skelter baby ...
Posted by: browndog in search of a good steak at June 27, 2024 02:28 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 02:20 PM (98J/K)
Clerk: One moment, you need a consult with the pharmacist.
Pharmacist: Have you ever had this before?
Customer: Yeah, I've been taking it for ten years and getting it refilled here.
Pharmacist: Okay, well... let us know if you have any questions.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 27, 2024 02:28 PM (IUd0M)
"I'm not your Math Bitch."
Oh, Thank You! I really found that quote to be very humorous, really. LOL.
However, Microsoft Word counted 23 words, 116 characters not including spaces.
Had you just said;
"0.25 x 87,000 stores = 21,750 stores closed."
you would have saved, 116 - 37 = 79 key strokes, minus spaces.
So, call me anal. 21,7500 stores closed? Holy dung!
Posted by: john at June 27, 2024 02:28 PM (nEWxZ)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 27, 2024 02:28 PM (xPl2J)
This gamer flew from New Jersey to Florida so he could attempt to murder an online rival with a hammer
https://is.gd/lyNHAH
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 27, 2024 02:29 PM (L/fGl)
This gamer flew from New Jersey to Florida so he could attempt to murder an online rival with a hammer
https://is.gd/lyNHAH
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 27, 2024 02:29 PM (L/fGl)
That's hot.
Posted by: Paul Pelosi at June 27, 2024 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Trump and Biden...the rematch: Bitter rivals meet face off in Atlanta
Donald Trump and Joe Bill will meet in the same room on Thursday for the first time since 2020 as they go head-to-head in their first 2024 general election debate in Atlanta, Georgia.
Who is Joe Bill? 😂
Posted by: Piper at June 27, 2024 02:30 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Maxwell, iszat you?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 27, 2024 02:30 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Two fat chicks shopping together fill the isle, side to side.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 27, 2024 02:30 PM (DoDwl)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 27, 2024 02:28 PM (xPl2J)
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Everyone needs to buy Big Pharma products to live another day. Fear death.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 02:30 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Pudinhead
Their influence spahns the globe.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:30 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: BonnieBlue is tired of the lies at June 27, 2024 02:30 PM (N57i/)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 02:27 PM (98J/K)
Walgreens - Where you can pay 40% more than anywhere else but feel good about cuz you saved two minutes from driving to the grocery store a little further down the street.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2024 02:31 PM (mzB36)
Oddly just down the street the Scientologists were passing out MREs and water.
Posted by: javems at June 27, 2024 02:31 PM (8I4hW)
Their non-pharm stuff is marked up pretty high. People can do better at dollar stores, but many want to do all their shopping in one place for convenience. Inflation is inimical to one-stop shopping, though.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 02:27 PM (98J/K)
I learned long ago to help my bank account by not buying anything at pharmacies and gas station convenience stores unless I absolutely need it at that instant.
Posted by: Gref at June 27, 2024 02:31 PM (5fDan)
What corporation did not shill for the vaccine?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 27, 2024 02:28 PM (DoDwl)
I don't remember CVS running commercials every 10 minutes telling you to get the shot to live your life again.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: junior at June 27, 2024 02:23 PM (L1zTp)
Which is ironic, when you think about it, cuz if there's a bunch of anti-Semites, it's the Democrats.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 27, 2024 02:31 PM (IUd0M)
Miss Dutchess has been taking phenobarbital for years to control her epilepsy. Getting a refill on it is an experience.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2024 02:32 PM (MoZTd)
Ideally that would result in one less asshole in each state. Win/win!
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 27, 2024 02:32 PM (xFQvK)
This gamer flew from New Jersey to Florida so he could attempt to murder an online rival with a hammer
https://is.gd/lyNHAH
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 27, 2024 02:29 PM (L/fGl)
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"Meh"
-- Paul Pelosi's gay rentboy homo with the hammer
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 27, 2024 02:32 PM (iFTx/)
Every corporation bent the knee. "Oh please don't burn us down, BLM! We're your allies!" Disgusting, embarrassing, stupid, cowardly white guilt.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 02:32 PM (98J/K)
Posted by: Robert
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And no one saw you parked in front of that icky discount store.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 27, 2024 02:32 PM (LjVn6)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 27, 2024 02:33 PM (tT6L1)
If you need it pre-chewed Archimedes can help you.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 27, 2024 02:33 PM (FIhX9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
The elderly, confused customer at the next window to me today was trying to refill: Prednisone, Gabapentin and Oxytocin.
I'm certain he is still there.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 27, 2024 02:33 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: SMOD at June 27, 2024 02:34 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: javems at June 27, 2024 02:31 PM (8I4hW)
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Well, just the ones with high thetan levels in them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 02:34 PM (GBKbO)
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Safeway food prices are excessive. Hit Aldi's first and then swing by Safeway for your drugs and special treats.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 02:34 PM (n17eQ)
Everyone needs to buy Big Pharma products to live another day. Fear death.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil
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You funny white man. Your turn come.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 27, 2024 02:34 PM (DoDwl)
Posted by: Wally at June 27, 2024 02:35 PM (3GeLx)
Posted by: From about That Time at June 27, 2024 02:35 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2024 02:35 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2024 02:36 PM (fwDg9)
https://youtu.be/5FSWm67IhDU
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2024 02:36 PM (mzB36)
Neil Parrick Harris, star of Doogie Howser, Amateur Proctologist
Posted by: Wally at June 27, 2024 02:35 PM (3GeLx)
Oh, I'm quite sure he's a professional at this point.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 02:34 PM (n17eQ)
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My wife does the shopping. We wait for the Safeway flier and grab whatever meat specials they advertise, if it interests us.
We don't have an Aldi's. Walmart is the big grocery store here.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 27, 2024 02:36 PM (tT6L1)
Also the left: These people deserve to take from big business because of slavery or racism or something! You can't arrest people for shoplifting!
Also, also the left: The reason there aren't stores in urban areas is racism!
Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2024 02:36 PM (oZhjI)
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No new American jobs since 2019, only jobs for immigrants.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 27, 2024 02:36 PM (LjVn6)
Walgreens - Where you can pay 40% more than anywhere else but feel good about cuz you saved two minutes from driving to the grocery store a little further down the street.
Posted by: Robert
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Secret of shopping Walgreens is coupons. Discriminate coupon shopping at Walgreens will save you money.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 27, 2024 02:37 PM (DoDwl)
I find the Read trail fascinating. I guess jury is still deliberating? I watched when I was off last Friday. The Judge gave the prosecution 1 hour for closing argument and Judge had to stop him as he was about to go over. Read had 400+ supporters outside the courthouse so when the jury returns with a verdict, should be quite the show. For me, I think that I would have enough reasonable doubt to not convict.
Posted by: Cheri at June 27, 2024 02:37 PM (oiNtH)
When I had shingles, I made the mistake of allowing the Urgent Care shop to phone the Rx they wrote me to the Walgreens near my house. Rude and difficult, even the staffer behind the pharmacy desk. Miss Arrogant told me they couldn't fill the Rx until the next day (!?). I went home and called the insurance company. They called the Walgreens. When they rang me back, they said, "We see what you mean about rude."
I had the Rx sent to my usual CVS, and had no problem at all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 27, 2024 02:37 PM (J2vNu)
Hear she's a whiz at converting European and American bra sizes in her head.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:37 PM (v6JzV)
No other "group" is given more unearned advantages yet has such miserable results.
Keep voting 90% Democrat.
Posted by: hart at June 27, 2024 02:37 PM (fgIHt)
Posted by: St Podaso at June 27, 2024 02:37 PM (8PyFl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus
Those eyes!
A stone cold killer!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 27, 2024 02:37 PM (FIhX9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 27, 2024 02:38 PM (qZEuM)
This gamer flew from New Jersey to Florida so he could attempt to murder an online rival with a hammer
https://is.gd/lyNHAH
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 27, 2024 02:29 PM (L/fGl)
EVE Online: Real-Life Harassment & Threats Policy
https://is.gd/3w0XLn
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 27, 2024 02:38 PM (IUd0M)
No other "group" is given more unearned advantages yet has such miserable results.
Keep voting 90% Democrat.
Posted by: hart at June 27, 2024 02:37 PM (fgIHt)
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Getting into college with an SAT score 200 points lower, and they had to work twice as hard to get there?
Maybe the problem is your schooling system which is run by *checks notes* black Democrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 02:38 PM (GBKbO)
Those eyes!
A stone cold killer!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 27, 2024 02:37 PM (FIhX9)
You asked for it........
https://youtu.be/VEyOE2XwFY4
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)
math? during pride month? DURING PRIDE MONTH?
Posted by: anachronda at June 27, 2024 02:38 PM (sGtp+)
Also, they sell vibrators.
Posted by: Robert
Wonder where Charlie Brown gets his dildoes.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:39 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2024 02:39 PM (W/lyH)
The new hotness: pharmacies and grocery stores run by local governments.
It's coming."
By G.U.M., think you're on to something here!
Posted by: Astronaut Jones, tryin' 2 at June 27, 2024 02:39 PM (PVBqf)
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Safeway food prices are excessive. Hit Aldi's first and then swing by Safeway for your drugs and special treats.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 02:34 PM (n17eQ)
This is the way...add on a stop at HMart for more produce, and then on to Safeway for your food allergy needs, and this is me.
Posted by: Nova Local at June 27, 2024 02:39 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 02:38 PM (GBKbO)
Who keeps notes on this stuff?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 27, 2024 02:39 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at June 27, 2024 02:39 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 02:40 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2024 02:13 PM (Odg76)
I bought a Costco membership two months ago to get hearing aids there, cheaper than most other places. Going through the rest of the place to learn where things are, I soon felt like stabbing people. I found Costco to be a perfect example of Brownian Motion.
"Brownian motion is the random motion of particles suspended in a medium. This motion pattern typically consists of random fluctuations in a particle's position inside a fluid sub-domain, followed by a relocation to another sub-domain. Each relocation is followed by more fluctuations within the new closed volume."
Posted by: Gref at June 27, 2024 02:40 PM (5fDan)
Miss Dutchess has been taking phenobarbital for years to control her epilepsy. Getting a refill on it is an experience.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh a
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Experience tells me that Walmart is the most risk adverse and Kroger's is; - if you've got a script we fill it, that's our job. Have a nice day -.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 27, 2024 02:40 PM (DoDwl)
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The elite, absolute BEST historically black colleges and universities have academic requirements comparable to no-name cow colleges all over the U.S.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 27, 2024 02:40 PM (LjVn6)
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"It's a feature, not a bug. That's the whole point, Magat."
-Loyal Democrat-
Posted by: RM at June 27, 2024 02:40 PM (urbih)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 02:34 PM (n17eQ)
This is the way...add on a stop at HMart for more produce, and then on to Safeway for your food allergy needs, and this is me.
Posted by: Nova Local
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Fist Bump.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 02:40 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Two fat chicks shopping together fill the isle, side to side."
gp wants to get from one end of the Walmart to the other. Ooops, not that aisle, they're restocking. Not that aisle, because order-pickers are working it. Not that aisle, because somebody decided to bring their seven kids shopping. Maybe gp can go out the back door and come in from the front.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 02:40 PM (98J/K)
Shop S-mart.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 02:40 PM (GBKbO)
It's Price mart! Dumbass!
Posted by: Red Forman at June 27, 2024 02:41 PM (qZEuM)
My wife does the shopping. We wait for the Safeway flier and grab whatever meat specials they advertise, if it interests us.
We don't have an Aldi's. Walmart is the big grocery store here.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 27, 2024 02:36 PM (tT6L1)
Safeway is loss leader shopping...always walk the store and buy their sale produce/meat/fish/allergy stuff and see what they are clearancing (I've gotten many "high end" food products that way - and don't look at the back clearance but the red tags on the aisles - those are MUCH better)...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 27, 2024 02:41 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 27, 2024 02:40 PM (LjVn6)
You're only saying that because we were founded by a cow!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 27, 2024 02:41 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:41 PM (v6JzV)
Shop S-mart.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 02:40 PM (GBKbO)
It's Price mart! Dumbass!
Posted by: Red Forman
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Sigh....It is Bi Mart. Remember, it is Pride Month.
Posted by: scampydog at June 27, 2024 02:41 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 02:42 PM (98J/K)
Inside Costco, or shitheads trying to rob people in the parking lot? The recent shooting in Tukwila, WA was the latter.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2024 02:42 PM (Odg76)
Wonder where Charlie Brown gets his dildoes.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:39 PM
He's cheap. Dong Mart.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2024 02:42 PM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at June 27, 2024 02:42 PM (6l2fF)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at June 27, 2024 02:42 PM (Rbu5d)
It's just 2,175 stores closing.
That is still a lot of employees.
Let's go Brandon!
Posted by: john at June 27, 2024 02:42 PM (nEWxZ)
Posted by: Oglebay at June 27, 2024 02:43 PM (ogTiX)
I bet Joe Mannix can show us someone shopping with things side to side...
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2024 02:43 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Eternity Matters at June 27, 2024 02:43 PM (kTdEr)
Posted by: Cheri at June 27, 2024 02:37 PM (oiNtH)
My wife is constantly watching one trial or another... started with Johnny Depp, thanks Amber. Since she makes sure I am up to speed on these trials, no matter how hard I try and demonstrate that I don't care, if Read is convicted I shall be able to enjoy several hours of bitching.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 27, 2024 02:43 PM (IUd0M)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 27, 2024 02:43 PM (N+p0+)
Two fat chicks shopping together fill the isle, side to side."
gp wants to get from one end of the Walmart to the other. Ooops, not that aisle, they're restocking. Not that aisle, because order-pickers are working it. Not that aisle, because somebody decided to bring their seven kids shopping. Maybe gp can go out the back door and come in from the front.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024
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Just my experience . . . and I go early on the weekend to avoid the worst of it. Of course they open at seven but don't man a regular checkout until nearly eight; and I am not giving them my free labor scanning items fo them.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 27, 2024 02:43 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 27, 2024 02:43 PM (AGhLW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 27, 2024 02:43 PM (LjVn6)
I suspect that the people that actually believe this are comparing themselves to our current nepotistic elites.
Working/middle class white kids are not even considered...only the Hunter Bidens or Alexandra Pelosis
Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2024 02:43 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2024 02:43 PM (W/lyH)
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He seems to be on vacation.
Probably cave diving in Antarctica.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 02:43 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: john
In the Philly suburb we were in Tuesday and yesterday, there was actually a house with a "Let's go Brandon!" sign on it. LOL.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:44 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Gref
Also a movement within Joe Biden's trousers.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 27, 2024 02:44 PM (8PyFl)
Posted by: Nova Local at June 27, 2024 02:41 PM (exHjb)
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Yep. The one thing our local Safeway has, though, is their bakery. The bakery does some really nice small cakes and what not.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 27, 2024 02:44 PM (tT6L1)
There are a surprising number of women, fat or not, that will stop in front of some high traffic area in the grocery store to chat for 30m...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2024 02:44 PM (oZhjI)
Link?
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 02:45 PM (98J/K)
A stone cold killer!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
His hair is black as soul
His lips, a sneer surprise
His hands are icy cold
He's got Charlie Manson eyes
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 27, 2024 02:45 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: From about That Time at June 27, 2024 02:45 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 27, 2024 02:45 PM (FCrpy)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at June 27, 2024 02:39 PM (sX1BW)
Hell, I'm trying to get the feds to cripple an actual rocketry company to give a boost to my pretend one. -- Jeff Bezos
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 27, 2024 02:45 PM (IUd0M)
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2024 02:45 PM (V13WU)
The elite, absolute BEST historically black colleges and universities have academic requirements comparable to no-name cow colleges all over the U.S.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong
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I don't want to see the conditions of that past return, but the better HBCUs were really good schools once for the "Talented Tenth". Then the Ivies started hoovering up those students and the black colleges now have to admit anyone who can fog a mirror.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 27, 2024 02:45 PM (MoZTd)
Probably cave diving in Antarctica.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Pity there's no one else here who can post pics of beautiful women like Alexandra Daddario.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:45 PM (v6JzV)
Of course not only will shoplifting be de facto legal, so will embezzling and re-selling store products on ebay...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2024 02:46 PM (oZhjI)
People tend naturally to gather at choke points. Architects know this. It's annoying, like most of the rest of the human condition is.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 02:46 PM (98J/K)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:45 PM (v6JzV)
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Sounds like some sort of one-trick pony thing.
Beneath anyone here, for sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 02:46 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Simple Stevo at June 27, 2024 02:46 PM (Dgo06)
I need to get a new phone, a Samsung to replace my 6 year old Samsung S9.
Should I get an S23 or an S24? I can get either for free right now by trading-in.
Posted by: Gref at June 27, 2024 02:46 PM (5fDan)
I bet Joe Mannix can show us someone shopping with things side to side...
Posted by: Diogenes
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Thought you were going to say Admiral Ackbar.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 27, 2024 02:46 PM (DoDwl)
I get my vaccines at Walgreens, too. Maybe these companies need to check their greedflation while they restructure.
They saturated the market. This is no surprise. There are three within 6 miles of my house!
Yep. Moved in and displaced a lot of small pharmacies. I feel for anyone who relies on their services, but I have no sympathy for the financial struggles their greed brought them.
Drugstores in general have been on the decline in our post-COVID economy. Walgreens has been facing a lot of fines and lawsuits from sketchy behavior
How is it struggling? Many are 24 hours, and every time I go in one of them they are busy. Unless that's just my local ones?
Not one comment on shoplifting or other crime.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 27, 2024 02:47 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 02:40 PM (98J/K)
HEB order pickers get out of your way when you come through.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 27, 2024 02:47 PM (IUd0M)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2024 02:43 PM (W/lyH)
He seems to be on vacation.
Probably cave diving in Antarctica.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 02:43 PM (GBKbO)
I was wondering. I feel the lack of hot chicks most keenly.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2024 02:47 PM (V+NcD)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape
That annoys the eff out of me. Move it off to the side, people!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:47 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 27, 2024 02:47 PM (JCZqz)
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They're so greedy that they up prices, but that greed is causing them to close stores which means that they can sell less.
Greed is a funny, amorphous thing to these people.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 02:48 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
When living in Western NY for 3 years, we had a Wegmans in our small town (pop. 5K) thanks to having a fortune 500 company there. I was a stay at home mom for those years and would spend 1 day a week at Wegmans. Go and eat a leisurely lunch in their dining area and then shop and ding around for half the day. Fantastic selections and the prices were good. Now, it's Safeway or City Market in CO.
Posted by: Cheri at June 27, 2024 02:48 PM (oiNtH)
I've been in some higher end grocery stores that have coffee shops...seems like it might be one way to handle gabbers...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2024 02:48 PM (oZhjI)
Probably cave diving in Antarctica.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 02:43 PM (GBKbO
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Jeez!
First the Daily Daddario disappears, and now Mannix is off gallavanting around. Much more of this and Im going to have to dig through Grandson of Diogenes' magazine collection.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2024 02:48 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 27, 2024 02:44 PM (tT6L1)
Yeah, the allergies keep me from them now...
But the $1.65 loaves of French and Sourdough bakery bread that they put on my digital account - well, with my daughter, the baker, overseas, these have been priceless this summer...easy dinner carb with protein, veg, and fruit...and tasty...with no oven use.
Posted by: Nova Local at June 27, 2024 02:48 PM (exHjb)
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Link?
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape
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College Simply comes to mind, then type in whatever names of whatever colleges you want to compare.
#1 HBCU Spelman:
Have a high school GPA of 3.75 or better
Earn A- grades in high school
Score 1130 on the SAT
Score 22 on the ACT
Graduate in the top 25% of your high school class
https://tinyurl.com/2fmp3km7
HBCUs are terrible. They're nothing but diploma mills, and they should all be razed and the earth salted.
(If Spelman is elite, imagine how bad places like SC State are)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 27, 2024 02:48 PM (LjVn6)
Also, they sell vibrators.
Posted by: Robert
So a Wal Mart with less surley employees?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2024 02:48 PM (xjJnc)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 27, 2024 02:47 PM (JCZqz)
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And these same idiots never want to understand government regulation always favors big companies.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 27, 2024 02:48 PM (tT6L1)
Favorite part of the grocery store: discounted day-old baked goods.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 02:49 PM (98J/K)
Posted by: Cheri at June 27, 2024
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Do they still have King Sooper supermarkets?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 27, 2024 02:49 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 27, 2024 02:48 PM (tT6L1)
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That's a positive!
Big corporations (which are greedy and are hurting everyone) are the only ones with experts running things to make things better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 02:49 PM (GBKbO)
White Left Chorus: Systemic racism!
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 27, 2024 02:49 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
They're so greedy that they up prices, but that greed is causing them to close stores which means that they can sell less.
Greed is a funny, amorphous thing to these people.
One of the remarkable things about the way leftists work is that they never actually consider whatever their daily talking point is makes sense from the perspective of the enemy of the week.
So if "greed" is the motivation stores will tune their prices to get the most return. If prices are so high people aren't going they'll lower them...again presuming that it is greed and not a response to market forces.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2024 02:50 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Diogenes
With all those geezer bucks you've fleeced, you can't afford your own nudie mags?
Be better, Diog. Be better.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:50 PM (v6JzV)
I had a knucklehead camp out on the incline bench the other day while he chatted with a buddy. After about ten minutes of this, I calmly asked him if he was done with the bench. He said he was done and immediately started to move his stuff. His buddy looks at me with distain and loudly told said he should do another set to teach me not to be rude. Apparently interrupting the conversation was beyond the pale.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2024 02:50 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: runner
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Blue state, blue city, Soros prosecutor, blue news.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 27, 2024 02:50 PM (DoDwl)
Not one comment on shoplifting or other crime.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 27, 2024 02:47 PM (JCZqz)
These greedy pigs shutting down their stores that are making them money!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 27, 2024 02:51 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:51 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 02:52 PM (98J/K)
Wonder where Charlie Brown gets his dildoes.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:39 PM
He's cheap. Dong Mart.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2024 02:42 PM (ewjUl)
No, he gets them at Toys for Twats.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 27, 2024 02:52 PM (xSw83)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:45 PM
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Behold the power of a fully functional Emmanuelle Beart obsession:
https://tinyurl.com/upnrtht3
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 27, 2024 02:52 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
Not on the Western Slope.
Posted by: Cheri at June 27, 2024 02:52 PM (oiNtH)
https://is.gd/huKTD0
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024
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Lemme guess. Beverly Hills grocery? Malibu?
I'd love to see girls *half* that attractive when I go to shop.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 27, 2024 02:52 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 27, 2024 02:52 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:52 PM (v6JzV)
Hah!!
He can't do it!
Posted by: eleven at June 27, 2024 02:52 PM (fV+MH)
Either one should be a nice upgrade from the S9. I'd get the version with the bigger battery.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2024 02:53 PM (Odg76)
Wonder where Charlie Brown gets his dildoes.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:39 PM
He's cheap. Dong Mart.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2024 02:42 PM (ewjUl)
No, he gets them at Toys for Twats.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 27, 2024 02:52 PM (xSw83)
This works on so many levels that it broke my brain.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 27, 2024 02:53 PM (KbCG3)
No, he gets them at Toys for Twats.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 27, 2024 02:52 PM (xSw83)
Heh.
Well played.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Thought you were going to say Admiral Ackbar.
Posted by: Braenyard
I mean, if you insist!
https://tinyurl.com/75yt4daz
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 27, 2024 02:53 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 27, 2024 02:54 PM (JeYYB)
https://is.gd/pEf314
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
What we see here is the beginning to the story entitled, "My Marriage Died in the Bread Aisle."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 27, 2024 02:54 PM (KbCG3)
I mean, if you insist!
https://tinyurl.com/75yt4daz
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 27, 2024 02:53 PM (JCZqz)
This is like crossing the streams, isn't it.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Interesting phrasing. I would think "struggling from theft" would be more accurate.
But that sounds like they're blaming people for stealing, and that is shaming the real victims.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 27, 2024 02:54 PM (mlQIE)
No, he gets them at Toys for Twats.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 27, 2024 02:52 PM (xSw83)
Heh.
Well played.
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I think Jiffy Lube sells them at a discount with an oil change.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 02:54 PM (n17eQ)
https://is.gd/pEf314
Posted by: Sponge
Wow. My first thought on seeing that was "Oh my." The hetero version of course, not the George Takei one.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:54 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2024 02:54 PM (fwDg9)
https://tinyurl.com/4d3b9x34
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2024 02:54 PM (V+NcD)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2024 02:43 PM (oZhjI)
The, shall we say, systemic discrimination against white men that is going today is somehow a good thing!
Posted by: hart at June 27, 2024 02:55 PM (fgIHt)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 27, 2024 02:54 PM (JeYYB)
Consulting Fees.
....
I wish i was making snark.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2024 02:55 PM (rT03i)
Posted by: Archimedes
Crap, I just called Mr. Lee and told him the dog was turning red. Now I gotta call him back at - what was it - oh, yes , 45,41 000.
Posted by: John Drake Is Taking A Break Near Atyrau, North Of The Caspian Sea at June 27, 2024 02:55 PM (ENHQb)
I'm concerned that while the pharmacies were overbuilt, following the major drug lawsuit in part, they're going to rapidly diminish as the distribution of pharmaceuticals, OTC products, PPE, etc. will be under a much different kind of federal & state control.
There's also ongoing port expansion, for example, in the Wilmington, DE area and also immediately outside of Philadelphia, for vehicles, goods/merchandise, chemicals, cattle, etc. v. natural gas. Therefore, the huge warehouses could be employed for just about anything including any number of supply and distribution services, growing food within controlled environments, etc.
Something is up.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 27, 2024 02:55 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 02:55 PM (98J/K)
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I thought for sure this would be an Elric comment.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 27, 2024 02:55 PM (JeYYB)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Karen Read is a 1. A little murdery maybe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 27, 2024 02:55 PM (L/fGl)
https://is.gd/huKTD0
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024
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Lemme guess. Beverly Hills grocery? Malibu?
I'd love to see girls *half* that attractive when I go to shop.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 27, 2024 02:52 PM (J2vNu)
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Go to a Sephora on a Friday or Saturday night. It's crawling with hotties getting all dolled up for a night at the clubs. Sephora lets the girls use the "sample" shit so it's basically makeup for free. I have no idea how the company makes money. Probably a money-laundering operation.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 27, 2024 02:55 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at June 27, 2024 02:55 PM (UHmIH)
Same reason Kenya just passed draconian enviro-taxes that made the population angry enough to riot.
Because our elites enjoy making people miserable.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2024 02:56 PM (oZhjI)
I used to like Walgreens. However in the last 5 years they're all so run down, floors are sticky, hoodlums hanging out front near the Rhino propane tank area badgering anyone who still goes in. The dirtbags seem to be bigger.
I go the the Rite-Aid now, where the dirtbags tend to be smaller and I have a better chance of winning in a fistfight.
I'm not what I used to be.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 27, 2024 02:56 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Dr. Varno
Open your mind...to hormone blockers for your prepubescent children.
Posted by: Twato, Kuato's evil mirror universe twin at June 27, 2024 02:56 PM (JCZqz)
What we see here is the beginning to the story entitled, "My Marriage Died in the Bread Aisle."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 27, 2024 02:54 PM (KbCG3)
I've never admitted to being creative.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 02:56 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Turtleboy at June 27, 2024 02:56 PM (oZhjI)
Our Safeway store is Randall’s. They are more expensive if paying full price but their app is by far the easiest to use to find specials and then keep a list of them.
HEB is generally less expensive but more expensive when “deals” are taken into account. And their method of knowing about special deals basically amounts to “wander the store collecting colored paper”. Technically they have an app for doing this ahead of time but it is annoying to use and doesn’t work reliably anyway.
Grocery store makework is why I used to go to Trader Joe’s over “real” grocery stores when one was nearby and would definitely use Aldi’s if one was nearby.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 27, 2024 02:57 PM (olroh)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 27, 2024 02:57 PM (YRsIm)
Trying to prove that Malthus was wrong?
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 02:57 PM (98J/K)
Posted by: SamIam at June 27, 2024 02:57 PM (oasF3)
Most of the employees are fine though, and some have been working there for years and are excellent.
Posted by: RM at June 27, 2024 02:57 PM (urbih)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 27, 2024 02:55 PM (iFTx/)
The company I work for has a pretty significant sized warehouse in Canada for Sephora.....they stay pretty damn busy shipping that shit everywhere.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Seems Legit
Techno-facist feudal estates. Jeeze, like we have to point it out now.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 27, 2024 02:57 PM (IG4Id)
Just pray she doesn't get with the rest of Kellogg's program
Posted by: Someone who watched The Road to Wellville at June 27, 2024 02:57 PM (oZhjI)
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that should tell you plenty - most if not all theft is urban. these DU assholes live in insular, lily-white burbs, or dwell is super secure subdivisions far far away from crime. degenerate hippies. they only know of the "black-folk" and other "POCs" from TVs and other media.
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2024 02:57 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 27, 2024 02:57 PM (YRsIm)
Oooooohhhh, freckles!
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2024 02:57 PM (V+NcD)
https://tinyurl.com/mvau4n2b
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
Wow. Another "Oh my."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:58 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 27, 2024 02:55 PM (iFTx/)
The company I work for has a pretty significant sized warehouse in Canada for Sephora.....they stay pretty damn busy shipping that shit everywhere.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)
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Probably all Lume . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 27, 2024 02:58 PM (iFTx/)
Wonder where Charlie Brown gets his dildoes.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:39 PM
He's cheap. Dong Mart.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 27, 2024 02:42 PM (ewjUl)
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Or Patti's Pecker Palace?
Posted by: Eeyore at June 27, 2024 02:59 PM (1bNHn)
First the Daily Daddario disappears, and now Mannix is off gallavanting around. Much more of this and Im going to have to dig through Grandson of Diogenes' magazine collection.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 27, 2024 02:48 PM (W/lyH)
A photo of an attractive woman (SFW) - https://is.gd/65iUEU
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 27, 2024 02:59 PM (IUd0M)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 27, 2024 02:55 PM (iFTx/)
It is owned by LVMH - one of the the billionest companies on the planet.
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2024 02:59 PM (V13WU)
What we see here is the beginning to the story entitled, "My Marriage Died in the Bread Aisle."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 27, 2024 02:54 PM
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The bagels wouldn't get as golden brown as they do if they didn't want it.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 27, 2024 02:59 PM (wzAuc)
Oh and about half the time someone who came to gets their meds without checking the automated system to see if they are actually ready - usually after coming straight from their DR office with a new prescription.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2024 02:59 PM (oZhjI)
Posted by: runner
We love more diversity...just not in MY neighborhood. Or local schools.
Posted by: Racist DU Nimby AWFLs at June 27, 2024 02:59 PM (JCZqz)
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Its been going on since I was 13.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 02:59 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: The Dong Mart Ad Agency at June 27, 2024 03:00 PM (oZhjI)
If you pay out of pocket for prescriptions, check out the pricing at Healthwarehouse.com.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 27, 2024 03:00 PM (woPEM)
@emzanotti
“After the event, [the Obamas] privately described the Biden family dynamics there as "l’weird sh*t.’”
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Ya think?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 27, 2024 03:00 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2024 02:59 PM
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amateurs
Posted by: Woman Weighing Her Scratchers Options at the BP at June 27, 2024 03:00 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 27, 2024 02:55 PM (iFTx/)
It is owned by LVMH - one of the the billionest companies on the planet.
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2024 02:59 PM (V13WU)
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Does that make it less or more likely that it's a money-laundering operation?
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 27, 2024 03:01 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 02:58 PM (v6JzV)
Yes; Oh my. She looks like she's about 16, buy hey, large boobs so it's all good./s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2024 03:01 PM (oUxZc)
“After the event, [the Obamas] privately described the Biden family dynamics there as "l’weird sh*t.’”
Hunter grabbed Jill's tits right in front of them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)
@emzanotti
“After the event, [the Obamas] privately described the Biden family dynamics there as "l’weird sh*t.’”
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Ya think?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 27, 2024 03:00 PM (L/fGl)
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I remember following that lady.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 03:01 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Is this a "spot the sniper" thing? Is she camouflaged in the ginger's field of freckles?
Posted by: That guy at June 27, 2024 03:01 PM (JCZqz)
Lessee, 8.7e3 x 0.25, carry the three, convert to hexadecimal, round up to the nearest letter...I get a buttload.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 27, 2024 02:09 PM (xCA6C)
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It starts with an 8 so you should have used Octal.
Posted by: Ciampino - use a slide rule at June 27, 2024 03:01 PM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/mvau4n2b
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 27, 2024 02:57 PM (YRsIm)
Ooo-rah ...
Posted by: browndog in search of a good steak at June 27, 2024 03:01 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 27, 2024 03:01 PM (1bNHn)
Tesla expresses serious concerns over new speed limit laws set to be introduced next week
The law could affect the way it makes its cars
A brand new speed limit law is set to come into effect next week and it will supposedly 'change the way' we drive.
From 7 July, a new EU law means that all new cars made in Europe will be required to have speed limiters fitted to them.
https://tinyurl.com/3dfyaef6
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2024 03:01 PM (xjJnc)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 27, 2024 02:55 PM (iFTx/)
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The last time I went to Sephora the cashier was a dude who looked like a linebacker, had to be 6'4" and 300 lbs. He had a Karen haircut, a full face of makeup, and a full beard.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 27, 2024 03:02 PM (DRSnL)
That's another good one. If I can't pay at the pump I know I'm going to face someone with $100 to spend that really thinks he or she can pick the individual winning cards...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2024 03:02 PM (oZhjI)
Presdent Obama and Presdent Byedum due something abouts this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at June 27, 2024 03:02 PM (hbjSA)
*snort* Get off my lawn.... ;-)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 27, 2024 03:02 PM (YRsIm)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 27, 2024 02:57 PM (IG4Id)
The globalist oligarchs seem to be betting on that and unfortunately it looks like they may be right.
Posted by: hart at June 27, 2024 03:03 PM (fgIHt)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 03:03 PM (98J/K)
@emzanotti
“After the event, [the Obamas] privately described the Biden family dynamics there as "l’weird sh*t.’”
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Ya think?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 27, 2024 03:00 PM (L/fGl)
Joe had his hand on Ashley's ass the entire night but nobody would say anything for fear of being rude.
Posted by: Robert at June 27, 2024 03:03 PM (V+NcD)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Cintia Dicker. Lovely gal.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 03:03 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: 18-1
We'll lower the prices by fiat if you'll vote for us! How low do you want them?
Posted by: Joe Biden's Handlers, desperately trying to buy votes at June 27, 2024 03:03 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 27, 2024 03:01 PM (iFTx/)
💡
Posted by: runner at June 27, 2024 03:03 PM (V13WU)
From 7 July, a new EU law means that all new cars made in Europe will be required to have speed limiters fitted to them.
https://tinyurl.com/3dfyaef6
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2024 03:01 PM (xjJnc)
I found out last weekend the wife's Expedition is speed limited to 105 mph.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 27, 2024 02:55 PM (iFTx/)
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The last time I went to Sephora the cashier was a dude who looked like a linebacker, had to be 6'4" and 300 lbs. He had a Karen haircut, a full face of makeup, and a full beard.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 27, 2024 03:02 PM (DRSnL)
___________
"That's hot!"
-- "Admiral" Levine
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 27, 2024 03:04 PM (iFTx/)
More than 30 years ago, I read an article (in a trade publication) stating commerce engineers had developed "arches" through which customers could push their shopping carts for the purpose of reading all the barcodes printed on the products' packaging ... The author of the article stated the technology wasn't brand new, but wasn't yet ready to be implemented in retail stores because the software wasn't as close to 100% accurate as the industry was demanding ... Well, no matter what the accuracy is these days, it looks like it's good enough for Sam's Club ...
https://tinyurl.com/47rfp4a2
Posted by: Kathy at June 27, 2024 03:04 PM (p69D5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 27, 2024 03:04 PM (L/fGl)
@emzanotti
“After the event, [the Obamas] privately described the Biden family dynamics there as "l’weird sh*t.’”
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Ya think?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 27, 2024 03:00 PM (L/fGl)
Did Michelle stand up and shake her wang after that?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 27, 2024 03:04 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Handlers, desperately trying to buy votes at June 27, 2024 03:03 PM (JCZqz)
All drugs are now $1 per dose.
And now they're $0 per dose because they stopped making the fucking things.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2024 03:05 PM (rT03i)
For real. No exaggeration. I just never turn it on any more, except for truly special events.
Posted by: mnw at June 27, 2024 03:05 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Jordan61
You too? That happened to my and my daughter at Ulta. Tried to hard with the face make-up to hide the 5 o'clock shadow and definately was a bizarre, garish look.
Posted by: Cheri at June 27, 2024 03:05 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2024 02:09 PM (Odg76)
A little better clientele, but I've seen shoplifters at Costco as well.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 27, 2024 03:05 PM (VGRuw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
She don't look no 16 to me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 03:05 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Sponge
My 2007 Ranger is 96mph. With a Honda Rancher 400 in the bed.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2024 03:05 PM (xjJnc)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 03:05 PM (98J/K)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 27, 2024 03:04 PM (qZEuM)
Hunter offered her a blowjob after dinner, but Barack got too jealous.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: N at June 27, 2024 03:06 PM (8XibL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
To be fair, that is less degenerate than the Biden family.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 27, 2024 03:06 PM (JCZqz)
For real. No exaggeration. I just never turn it on any more, except for truly special events.
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Well, Oak Island is not on so I see your point.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 03:06 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Gref at June 27, 2024 02:31 PM (5fDan)
this, this is a travesty
road trip snacks should ALWAYS look like an unsupervised 10 year old was given $100 and sent inside...
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 27, 2024 03:06 PM (nXhwP)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2024 03:05 PM (xjJnc)
My 96 Ranger won't reach any limit as she pretty much tops out at 92, downhill.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
And this announcement during Pride Month.
Posted by: torabora at June 27, 2024 03:06 PM (o7XAb)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2024 03:07 PM (rT03i)
Posted by: Tar Bae at June 27, 2024 03:07 PM (N2Ix6)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 27, 2024
***
There's one in the biggest and oldest mall in the suburbs here, one which is still doing a good business -- at least for women and children. It might be interesting to take a look this weekend. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 27, 2024 03:07 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 02:56 PM (n17eQ)
She follows the advice of Pulp's "Bad Cover Version":
Like an own-brand box of cornflakes
He's going to let you down my friend
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 27, 2024 03:08 PM (RXJdG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Funny coincidence, but something similar is happening out here...damn you Putin, and your Orange Man Puppet!!!
Posted by: California's REAL minimum wage at June 27, 2024 03:08 PM (JCZqz)
https://is.gd/pEf314
Posted by: Sponge
Needs:
This women in a white blouse shopping for plastic wrap is appalled by the price inflation caused by Brandon.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 27, 2024 03:08 PM (FIhX9)
http://tiny.cc/mccvyz
and they're using a 1-2 minute delay on the feed
http://tiny.cc/occvyz
They're going to edit out any Biden moments in real time and nobody will ever know.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2024 03:08 PM (Odg76)
San Fran responds to robbery of convenience store by [checks notes] telling the owner he must fix the damage in 90 days 🤡
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 27, 2024 03:08 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Gref at June 27, 2024 02:31 PM (5fDan)
this, this is a travesty
road trip snacks should ALWAYS look like an unsupervised 10 year old was given $100 and sent inside...
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 27, 2024 03:06 PM (nXhwP)
I do do that. Because I must have the junk food at that instant when I am an Interstate Road Warrior stopping for gas.
Posted by: Gref at June 27, 2024 03:08 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
I had a Land Rover Defender 90 that was limited to 90mph. Just as well; didn't handle well enough to be safe at that speed.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 27, 2024 03:09 PM (VGRuw)
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 27, 2024 03:06 PM (nXhwP)
"... i don't even *like* funiyuns. What am i doing with my life?"
*crams fistful of funiyuns into crumby gob*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2024 03:09 PM (rT03i)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 02:56 PM (n17eQ)
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Just buy the cheap stuff and refill the bag in the Kellogg's box.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 27, 2024 03:09 PM (DRSnL)
Senfeld was a show about nothing, oak island is a show about robbing your mind of thinking
Posted by: N at June 27, 2024 03:09 PM (8XibL)
I noticed the Ghetto Bird isn't circling as much over it.
Posted by: torabora at June 27, 2024 03:09 PM (o7XAb)
https://tinyurl.com/75yt4daz
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
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Wasn't ready for that.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 27, 2024 03:10 PM (DoDwl)
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 03:10 PM (98J/K)
*crams fistful of funiyuns into crumby gob*
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Back off, skank. Dems MY funiyuns!
Posted by: Foxxy Love (Drawn Together) at June 27, 2024 03:10 PM (JCZqz)
And now they're $0 per dose because they stopped making the fucking things.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2024 03:05 PM (rT03i)
You'd think, given that Pharma no longer has to show that their drugs are safe OR effective, the R&D costs needing to be recouped would be less.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 27, 2024 03:10 PM (IUd0M)
"I Can't Drive 55!" Remember that Sammy Hagar hit?
Americans revolted at being compelled to drive 55.
I wonder if Europeans will put up with the "speed limiters"?
Talk about a nanny state from hell.
Posted by: mnw at June 27, 2024 03:10 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2024 03:08 PM (Odg76)
Heh.
Heheheheh.
So there's gonna be a hard cut from Shitpants starting to mutter incoherences to him lying on the ground in a pool of excrement.
Awesome.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2024 03:11 PM (rT03i)
Posted by: Zombie Ralph Nader at June 27, 2024 03:11 PM (o7XAb)
Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2024 03:11 PM (oaGWv)
Talk about a nanny state from hell.
Posted by: mnw at June 27, 2024 03:10 PM (NLIak)
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Why is the nanny state obsessed with lowering auto speeds?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 27, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)
This women in a white blouse shopping for plastic wrap is appalled by the price inflation caused by Brandon.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 27, 2024 03:08 PM (FIhX9)
I said I'm no Mannix, but will try harder in the future.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: From about That Time at June 27, 2024 03:11 PM (4780s)
Europe is 100% cucked now. Stick a fork in it.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 27, 2024 03:12 PM (98J/K)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 27, 2024 03:12 PM (aFNOf)
Senfeld was a show about nothing, oak island is a show about robbing your mind of thinking
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Meh, it teaches history. Compare that to any other show on TeeVee.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 03:12 PM (n17eQ)
https://tinyurl.com/75yt4daz
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
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Wasn't ready for that.
Posted by: Braenyard
Hopefully you were pleasantly surprised...although with everyone posting cute girls in this thread, maybe it was a suboptimal time for me to break character.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 27, 2024 03:12 PM (JCZqz)
Euros have had speed cams up for ages. Their media has also been brainwashing them for even longer than that with the idea that speeding is anti-social jackassery. I predict they will barely emit a peep in protest over the limiters.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 27, 2024 03:12 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 27, 2024 03:13 PM (DoDwl)
https://tinyurl.com/75yt4daz
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
......
Mmmm. Apple Jacks.
Posted by: wth at June 27, 2024 03:13 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 03:13 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: torabora at June 27, 2024 03:13 PM (o7XAb)
Reading a book for an hour would give anybody more than a year of oak island.
I am waiting for the hunt for hitlr guts to get to oak island
Posted by: N at June 27, 2024 03:14 PM (8XibL)
Posted by: nckate at June 27, 2024 03:14 PM (4bYb7)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2024 03:14 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: From about That Time at June 27, 2024 03:11 PM (4780s)
What did we tell you?
What the fuck did we tell you for years?!?
Don't stop believin', mothafuckers!
Posted by: Journey at June 27, 2024 03:14 PM (V+NcD)
Why is the nanny state obsessed with lowering auto speeds?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Socialized medicine: the State has to pay for your care; but, if you're going slower the damage will be less expensive for the State.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 27, 2024 03:14 PM (FIhX9)
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Yet, VWs and Porsches weren't. Go figure.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 03:13 PM (n17eQ)
They spent the extra $4.75 for a sway bar.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/75yt4daz
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
_____
Who are you and what have you done with Adm Ackbar.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 27, 2024 03:14 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: N
It stopped being the History Channel a long ways back. And when they do make a foray into actual history, they make bizarre blunders - like, for example, having an actor depicting Andrew Jackson with a full beard and a Midwestern accent, while having someone in the same episode as Kit Carson that actually was a dead ringer for Old Hickory. You're more likely to find something approaching real history content on AHC.
Posted by: John Drake Is Taking A Break Near Atyrau, North Of The Caspian Sea at June 27, 2024 03:15 PM (ENHQb)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2024 03:15 PM (rT03i)
I am waiting for the hunt for hitlr guts to get to oak island
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The Hitler Channel is always seeking Hitler's Gold. Its a cottage industry.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 03:15 PM (n17eQ)
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Yet, VWs and Porsches weren't. Go figure.
Posted by: Pudinh
****
Hey. It kept me out of the poorhouse. Give me a break hater.
Posted by: Zombie Ralph Nader at June 27, 2024 03:15 PM (o7XAb)
https://tinyurl.com/75yt4daz
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
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***
If I saw even one woman who looked like that at any grocery store in my area, I'd figure I'd pulled a Biden and was having a stroke.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 27, 2024 03:16 PM (J2vNu)
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Yet, VWs and Porsches weren't. Go figure.
Posted by: Pudinhead a
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The jackass ruined a good car.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 27, 2024 03:16 PM (DoDwl)
Posted by: hart at June 27, 2024 03:16 PM (fgIHt)
Posted by: Zombie Ralph Nader
When my family lived in Pittsburgh in the mid 60's we had a Corvair . Black with tan leather seats. It navigated those Pittsburgh hills in rain or snow with no problem. My grandpa, who lived with us, had one too. We were a corvair family.
Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2024 03:16 PM (oaGWv)
Any other choices?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at June 27, 2024 03:17 PM (ZVzln)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 27, 2024 03:19 PM (J2vNu)
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Yet, VWs and Porsches weren't. Go figure.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 03:13 PM (n17eQ)
They spent the extra $4.75 for a sway bar.
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Two 20lb bags of sand placed on the front trunk wheels solved the problem. That and teaching people not to accelerate into curves but rather accelerate out of curves worked, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 03:19 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: John Drake Is Taking A Break Near Atyrau, North Of The Caspian Sea
I thought they did a very decent job with their Grant docu drama several years ago. The actor portraying Grant even looked like him.
Posted by: Tuna at June 27, 2024 03:21 PM (oaGWv)
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Yep. My Dad had one in 63 that was my sister's when she went to college. Sister sold it to a fellow student from NJ. The fuel line broke and caught fire on his first trip home. My sister is a genius.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2024 03:22 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: John Drake Is Taking A Break Near Atyrau, North Of The Caspian Sea at June 27, 2024 03:23 PM (ENHQb)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2024 03:25 PM (oZhjI)
"I Can't Drive 55!" Remember that Sammy Hagar hit?
Americans revolted at being compelled to drive 55.
I wonder if Europeans will put up with the "speed limiters"?
Talk about a nanny state from hell.
Posted by: mnw at June 27, 2024 03:10 PM (NLIak)
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Autobahn motorists hardest hit.
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