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Good evening everyone
Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2024 07:36 PM (fwDg9) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 07:37 PM (qymXH) 3
I love the top picture. We have a reenactment shot with my cats. It makes me laugh every time. I am easily amused.
Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 07:38 PM (pZEOD) 4
The cat and pigeon play-fighting will sooner or later not end well for the pigeon.
Posted by: Gref at July 01, 2024 07:38 PM (5fDan) Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 07:39 PM (cvZX6) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 07:39 PM (IerVx) Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 07:39 PM (cvZX6) 8
That kangaroo fight is obscene.
Posted by: Gref at July 01, 2024 07:41 PM (5fDan) 9
The Werewolf cat is called a Lykoi. If anyone is truly interested, I know a great breeder!
Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 07:41 PM (pZEOD) 10
I'm guessing the video cut away from those penguin photographers when it projectile pooped on them.
Posted by: fd at July 01, 2024 07:41 PM (vFG9F) 11
I think I would rather have a otter pet than a beaver
Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2024 07:41 PM (fwDg9) 12
the "wolf cat" sounds like my Chloe, who right now is trying to convince me it is time to feed her. She is a talky kitty.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2024 07:42 PM (D7oie) 13
Hey Biden making statement at 7:45 regarding SCOTUS ruling on immunity
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! /George Carlins Pencil at July 01, 2024 07:42 PM (o3Uyl) 14
The Werewolf cat is called a Lykoi. If anyone is truly interested, I know a great breeder!
Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 07:41 PM (pZEOD) My Chloe is a rescue (probably) Nibelung I like standard farm cats, they have fewer neuroses than purebreds. Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2024 07:44 PM (D7oie) Posted by: ace at July 01, 2024 07:45 PM (KRtlO) Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 01, 2024 07:45 PM (mH6SG) 17
Hey Biden making statement at 7:45 regarding SCOTUS ruling on immunity
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! /George Carlins Pencil at July 01, 2024 07:42 PM (o3Uy ——————- Video was shot at about 11:30 today. It’ll be two minutes long and have 57 jump cuts in it. Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2024 07:46 PM (u73oe) Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 01, 2024 07:46 PM (Jh5b+) 19
Guy tells his story about being swallowed by a hippo.
https://archive.vn/Y2Ylb Hippos are mean SOB's. Posted by: Mark1971 at July 01, 2024 07:46 PM (xPl2J) 20
In the elation over the immunity ruling, a lot of us missed the other decision released today.
Court rules that statute of limitation for suing a Federal Agency starts at the time on injury, not at the time that a program or rule was put in place. If you couple that with Chevron being overturned, there are a lot of bureaucrats who just became exposed. You were injured due to a rule the EPA issued in 1974? Open season. Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2024 07:46 PM (5p7BC) 21
A cat and its shadow...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 01, 2024 07:46 PM (ynpvh) 22
Hey Biden making statement at 7:45 regarding SCOTUS ruling on immunity
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! /George Carlins Pencil at July 01, 2024 07:42 PM (o3Uyl) He is going to start invasion of Canada at the advice of his head of his "invade Canada" cabinet, Hunter Biden, who will be carrying out his commands from now on. Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2024 07:47 PM (D7oie) 23
Biden- NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW.
idiot Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2024 07:47 PM (NpAcC) Posted by: Methos at July 01, 2024 07:47 PM (Dnobf) 25
That’s not a wolf cat. That’s a rat cat.
Posted by: polynikes at July 01, 2024 07:47 PM (SHMXB) 26
I hope the people in the van were told in advance about the friendly lion, because if not, that kind of thing could give people a heart attack.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2024 07:48 PM (oUxZc) 27
FU Biden. J6 all over again
Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2024 07:48 PM (NpAcC) 28
Remember when Biden went off on Trump when Trump had the audacity to criticize the judge in his NY case? He said nobody should question the justice system.
The hypocrisy is just unreal. Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2024 07:48 PM (LkLld) 29
23 Biden- NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW.
idiot Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2024 07:47 PM (NpAcC) Except him evidently Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2024 07:48 PM (IyPmt) 30
Wolfcat looks like the Lon Chaney jr Wolfman
Posted by: steevy at July 01, 2024 07:48 PM (HJ9BW) 31
Beautiful kitties ace. Thank you.
The penguins are super cute. I do t love them as much as sea otters, but they are pretty adorable. Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2024 07:48 PM (1tBIo) 32
Did they give reporters their assigned questions are is he just going to finish and walk out?
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 01, 2024 07:49 PM (xPl2J) 33
>>>Savage lioness attack.
Hopefully someone is keeping the cat well fed before they bring the tourists around. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 01, 2024 07:49 PM (klJTj) 34
23 Biden- NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW.
idiot Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2024 07:47 PM (NpAcC) Then he is going to plead guilty and admit he illegally had classified documents, which he shared with unauthorized people? Good to know. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2024 07:50 PM (xaFKb) 35
Well, that's another round of advisors who need to be fired.
Posted by: Methos at July 01, 2024 07:50 PM (Dnobf) 36
My wife has a Korean couple as friends, it turns out that their son got a dog, that he named "Carl"
this name is impossible for those two Koreans to pronounce iwith their accent. My wife thought they had named the dog "Cow" Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2024 07:51 PM (D7oie) 37
Happy dominion day Canadian morons!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2024 07:51 PM (RIvkX) 38
14 I like standard farm cats, they have fewer neuroses than purebreds.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2024 07 I love all kitties, moggies included. Lykoi don’t have the issues you will find in, say, a Persian. They started as a gene mutation in a feral colony. Could this change in the future? Of course. Hopefully responsible breeding leads the way. I have Savannah Cats, and because they are hybrids, they don’t have the health issues like other breeds. They are low gen (both F2B with high theoretical serval), but even when you get to SBT generation Savannahs, they are robust. I hope it stays that way. Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 07:51 PM (p4NUW) 39
There he is again, spewing hate and lies. Biden is a vile, evil creature. Nobody deserves a monster like that as a president, not the country and not the world.
Posted by: Decaf at July 01, 2024 07:51 PM (unUNN) 40
Except him evidently
Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2024 07:48 PM (IyPm ******** If he wants to be an exception can we put him in jail for not securing our border? Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2024 07:51 PM (NpAcC) 41
Demented pervert says what?...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 01, 2024 07:52 PM (RIvkX) 42
29 23 Biden- NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW.
idiot Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2024 07:47 PM (NpAcC) Except him evidently Posted by: It's me donna And his rat bastard, drugged out, lying sack of shit son. Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2024 07:52 PM (szsmH) 43
4 minutes and read off a teleprompter. No questions. No one is falling for this anymore.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2024 07:53 PM (u73oe) 44
How dare this pos come out a yell about the Supreme Court!!! He is just asking for them to be attacked!! How much more of this will the people take?
Posted by: AnnaS at July 01, 2024 07:53 PM (i5Vkf) 45
Biden is a lying shapeshifting depends wearing douchebag
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! /George Carlins Pencil at July 01, 2024 07:53 PM (o3Uyl) 46
Hey Joe... The SCOTUS overrides your sorry senile old ass so STFU
Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2024 07:54 PM (IyPmt) Posted by: Joe Biden at July 01, 2024 07:55 PM (a1415) 48
No one is above the law? Then Garland will be prosecuted for contempt of congress? Sure, Jan.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2024 07:55 PM (u73oe) 49
I adore all cats Piper, and I admit it does frustrate me that strange cats on the street are more affectionate than my two oldest barn cats I rescued as kittens.
they are friendlier now, they warmed up to me after about ten years. Patience works. Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2024 07:55 PM (D7oie) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 01, 2024 07:56 PM (a1415) 51
How does a sitting pres get to go on tv during an election season and tell the people not vote for his competitor. SEC violation somewhere?
Posted by: Rusty at July 01, 2024 07:57 PM (nrIMb) 52
>>>Raven (or crow) tricks two other birds into fighting with each other.
What are the other two birds, buzzards? Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 01, 2024 07:57 PM (klJTj) 53
Next week's not looking good for Joe either.
Posted by: Dementia at July 01, 2024 07:57 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 07:58 PM (7+K68) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 01, 2024 07:58 PM (a1415) 56
On X, the left is absolutely freaking out about the presidential immunity decision today. It’s bizarre, now I wonder what nonsense Biden will spew tonight. Probably call for the Supreme Court to be arrested.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 07:59 PM (S6gqv) 57
Hey Biden making statement at 7:45 regarding SCOTUS ruling on immunity
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! /George Carlins Pencil at July 01, 2024 07:42 PM (o3Uyl) He is going to start invasion of Canada at the advice of his head of his "invade Canada" cabinet, Hunter Biden, who will be carrying out his commands from now on. It's easy to understand why he'd want to. After all, Beau was killed by the French on the Plains of Abraham. Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2024 07:59 PM (xCA6C) 58
Great post today, really enjoyed it!
Posted by: White Punk at July 01, 2024 08:00 PM (DfNNr) 59
Garland says he is above the law, as he is the law
Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2024 08:00 PM (fwDg9) 60
David Harsanyi @davidharsanyi 1h
The Supreme Court says Dr. First Lady Jill Biden can nuke Mar-a-Lago and there's nothing you can do about it. Sorry. alexandriabrown @alexthechick 1h There is a glowing orange joke somewhere in here I know it. Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at July 01, 2024 08:00 PM (Jh5b+) 61
That wretched hive of scum and villainy yclept Democratic Underground is stirred up. It's as if there were a disturbance in the Libprog force.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 01, 2024 08:00 PM (Rtbl4) 62
And then, one day, the cat ate the bird cause he was tired of the bird's shit.
That was after the bird was swallowed to catch the spider, that wriggled and jiggled and TICKLED inside her. Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2024 08:01 PM (xCA6C) 63
We... we gonna use the fentanyl border... secure the machines... January 6... and we won Medicare and that's a fact Jack.
Posted by: Dementia at July 01, 2024 08:01 PM (gKWVE) 64
Im guessing Biden is saying something to say something because he needs to prove he can stay up and sound coherent.
So he will read a teleprompter to prove he's tanned, rested and ready. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 08:01 PM (7+K68) 65
I hope I never see someone abuse an animal by dumping it into a River. I’d rather not spend my last days in prison
Posted by: Rick554 at July 01, 2024 08:02 PM (FmOIw) 66
I better turn this off, was up over a hour in middle of the night last night.
Hope everyone has a great evening Posted by: Skip at July 01, 2024 08:03 PM (fwDg9) 67
I adore all cats Piper, and I admit it does frustrate me that strange cats on the street are more affectionate than my two oldest barn cats I rescued as kittens.
they are friendlier now, they warmed up to me after about ten years. Patience works. Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2024 07:55 PM A number of our cats over the years were feral cats that we domesticated slowly. I'm working on a orange tabby, named Butterscotch) that used to run as soon as it saw me. At the moment, she comes for breakfast at 7:30 sharp and sits in front of the car in the driveway which is about 10 feet from the front door. She sits there until I place the food by the garage and is on the food before I get back to the house. I expect by September I'll be able to pet her and with luck bring her into the house by Christmas. Posted by: Beartooth at July 01, 2024 08:03 PM (ivVQZ) 68
58 Great post today, really enjoyed it!
Posted by: White Punk at July 01, 2024 08:00 PM (DfNNr) Thank you! Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 08:03 PM (7+K68) 69
On the upside, these remarks from Joe make it seem like he’s not going anywhere.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2024 08:04 PM (u73oe) 70
So our neighbor has a full grown Bernese Mountain Dog, and just got a kitten about a month ago.
This dog takes dumps larger than this kitten is. Yet that kitten is the boss. Stalks the dogs tail, pounces on the dogs head when he's sleeping, etc. And that dog will just take it, and play with the kitten. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 01, 2024 08:04 PM (a1415) 71
How does a sitting pres get to go on tv during an election season and tell the people not vote for his competitor. SEC violation somewhere?
Posted by: Rusty -- I'll just leave this here for anyone who is interested. Whitehouse.gov: "Q So the entire genesis of that G7 conversation was tied to your predecessor, who is about to launch another campaign. So how do you reassure them, if that is the reason for their questioning, that the former President will not return or that his political movement, which is still very strong, will not — THE PRESIDENT: Oh, yeah? (Laughs.) Q — once again take power in the United States? THE PRESIDENT: Well, we just have to demonstrate that he will not take power by — if we — if he does run. I’m making sure he, under legitimate efforts of our Constitution, does not become the next President again." https://tinyurl.com/2472t2ce Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 01, 2024 08:05 PM (FgLs1) 72
Chimp using instagram is interesting
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 01, 2024 08:05 PM (Ka3bZ) 73
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 01, 2024 08:04 PM (a1415)
That's cute. My sister has two Bernese Mountains dogs and they are very good tempered it seems. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2024 08:05 PM (oUxZc) 74
I guess we know what the left's campaign will be about this fall. Run against the Supreme Court and make it clear the next president will get to add at least one more justice.
It's going to get dangerous. Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2024 08:10 PM (LkLld) Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 01, 2024 08:11 PM (NFX2v) 76
Just read a really good article on what happened last Thursday.
The discussion is on what is called Common Knowledge Game Theory. Basically, you can have situations like this where everyone knows that Biden is senile and mentally incompetent. But it isn't until there is common knowledge that everyone else also knows, that the dam breaks. Same thing happened with Wienstein. And once that happens, there is no going back. You can't unring the bell. He also is adamant that John King was absolutely put in the position to do what he did. It was a reinforcement to make sure that everyone knew that everyone knew. Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2024 08:13 PM (5p7BC) 77
Dementia ridden idiot said what? Now the msm can claim that the debate performance was due to a cold. He’s back and feisty.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 01, 2024 08:13 PM (2NHgQ) 78
Also the pussy v beaver video is not what I expected
I am starting to think ace is using misleading descriptions to get us to click. Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 08:14 PM (cvZX6) 79
How does rejecting the Supreme Court save “our precious democracy?”
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2024 08:14 PM (u73oe) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 01, 2024 08:14 PM (a1415) 81
74 I guess we know what the left's campaign will be about this fall. Run against the Supreme Court and make it clear the next president will get to add at least one more justice.
It's going to get dangerous. Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2024 08:10 PM (LkLld) Don't forget abortion. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 08:15 PM (7+K68) 82
"I guess we know what the left's campaign will be about this fall. Run against the Supreme Court and make it clear the next president will get to add at least one more justice.
It's going to get dangerous." Also, won't work. Trump's lead is due to economic and immigration policy. Running against SCOTUS is a desperation move. Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2024 08:15 PM (5p7BC) 83
"The U.S. Supreme Count undermines the rule of law."
- Two or three of them JUST said that the people who determine what a law means should defer to experts in government. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 01, 2024 08:15 PM (FgLs1) 84
My home insurance has a half page of all the animals it doesn't cover if they hurt someone. Man, home insurance providers don't like 'exotic pets'. If one elects to get some cat with wild origins, check your coverage!
Also, worth noting, often, while coverage will include dog bites, it will not cover if the dog is 'an aggressive breed', which includes a whole bunch of types of which Pit Bull is at the top of the list. So if, say, a shit dog in my 'hood mauls me, chances are excellent the alleged owner's home insurance won't cover any medical expenses. It's something I keep in mind when walking to work. Posted by: LenNeal at July 01, 2024 08:15 PM (bFId9) Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2024 08:17 PM (u73oe) 86
Hey, thanks Duke
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2024 08:17 PM (5p7BC) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 01, 2024 08:18 PM (1Nxff) 88
>>Also, won't work. Trump's lead is due to economic and immigration policy. Running against SCOTUS is a desperation move.
I have no doubt it won't work. But it seems pretty clear they are going to go full scorched earth. Like all communists they can't accept losing power. Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2024 08:19 PM (LkLld) Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 01, 2024 08:19 PM (mH6SG) 90
If we could only jail Trump, ban MAGA and Voter ID , impeach the conservative SC Justices and overturn the 2nd Amendment we could save Democracy !!
Posted by: polynikes at July 01, 2024 08:20 PM (SHMXB) 91
I have no doubt it won't work. But it seems pretty clear they are going to go full scorched earth.
Like all communists they can't accept losing power. - People need to take this seriously, too. It's not too late to prepare, but one day it will be. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 01, 2024 08:20 PM (FgLs1) 92
Basically, you can have situations like this where everyone knows that Biden is senile and mentally incompetent. But it isn't until there is common knowledge that everyone else also knows, that the dam breaks.
Which is the MO of totalitarians. YOU know the government is lying to you, but you think you're the only one that knows. They work hard to make sure you keep thinking that. Fortunately, we have AOSHQ to let us know we aren't the only ones. Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2024 08:20 PM (xCA6C) 93
90 If we could only jail Trump, ban MAGA and Voter ID , impeach the conservative SC Justices and overturn the 2nd Amendment we could save Democracy !! Posted by: polynikes at July 01, 2024 08:20 PM (SHMXB They don't realize just how crazy they sound. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 08:21 PM (7+K68) 94
Some US Supreme Court Justice must watch a certain weekday tv show:
Clarion Ledger, John Grisham stirs controversy with joking comments on US Supreme Court on 'The View', Mary Boyte, May 31, 2024, Mississippi Clarion Ledger On a recent appearance on "The View," Mississippi author John Grisham, made comments about writing about more Supreme Court assassinations, prompting the hosts to quickly clarify the comments were a joke. The comments circulated on social media, eliciting a larger discussion on the current state of the U.S. Supreme Court. Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at July 01, 2024 08:21 PM (NFX2v) 95
At the office the window side is mostly glass; birds hit it all the time. Some die, broken necks mostly, but there are Red Wing Blackbirds who occupy that turf, and are exceptionally aggressive. The other morning a starling whacked into the window right in front of me, and while it was stunned, a half dozen RWBs swooped in and killed it on the ground.
Birds fight a lot. Posted by: LenNeal at July 01, 2024 08:23 PM (bFId9) 96
DNC Weighs Early Nomination For Biden To Quash Internal Party Dissent
.. now, in the name of never letting disaster go to waste, they could then skip that DNC convention in Chicago where the Hamas folks are waiting to cause trouble Posted by: SMOD at July 01, 2024 08:23 PM (GITLP) 97
I hope Americans realize just how dangerous it is to let Communists gain power in this country.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 08:24 PM (7+K68) 98
Tea-bagging a Mercedes is the latest African sport.
Posted by: DaveA at July 01, 2024 08:25 PM (FhXTo) Posted by: tankdemon at July 01, 2024 08:25 PM (emu0X) 100
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Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2024 08:26 PM (u73oe) Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 01, 2024 08:26 PM (eZwyX) 102
I hope Americans realize just how dangerous it is to let Communists gain power in this country.
Narrator: roughly half of all Americans don't. Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2024 08:27 PM (xCA6C) 103
Didn't Joe Biden try to stop Clarence Thomas from entering g SCOTUS with the Anita Hill lies? Well hey Joe payback coming your way bucko.
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! /George Carlins Pencil at July 01, 2024 08:28 PM (o3Uyl) 104
Which is the MO of totalitarians. YOU know the government is lying to you, but you think you're the only one that knows. They work hard to make sure you keep thinking that.
Fortunately, we have AOSHQ to let us know we aren't the only ones. Posted by: Archimedes' I ended up here because it was the ONLY place I could find *anybody* consistently calling the Rona Panic the total bullshit it clearly was/is; which I knew from Day One from personal observation and experience. The ONLY place. Posted by: LenNeal at July 01, 2024 08:28 PM (bFId9) 105
Mississippi author John Grisham, made comments about writing about more Supreme Court assassinations, prompting the hosts to quickly clarify the comments were a joke.
No, Johnnie; the reviews for The Chamber were a joke. Posted by: gKWVE at July 01, 2024 08:28 PM (gKWVE) 106
The republic of Texahomasasana is sounding good to me.
Posted by: polynikes at July 01, 2024 08:28 PM (SHMXB) 107
I am starting to think ace is using misleading descriptions to get us to click.
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 08:14 PM Just starting? D'ye not remember that *long* period when he would post p*ng**n videos with misleading bat (e.g. "Snow Bat") titles to induce the large and virtuous Chiroptophile community here at the AoSHQ to click on them, lad? To quote Col. Kurz, "The horror. The horror." Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 01, 2024 08:28 PM (Rtbl4) 108
I hope Americans realize just how dangerous it is to let Communists gain power in this country.
- You sound like McCarthy!!! Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 01, 2024 08:28 PM (FgLs1) 109
Horizons may be some of the greatest cinematography ever.
Every scene is a place you want to see and touch. It will not make back its cost until one day everyone needs to see it. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 01, 2024 08:29 PM (ENQN6) 110
Joey would be better served by consulting a Magic 8 Ball from Wal-Mart.
Just better keep Hunter away from this Eight Ball Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 08:29 PM (IerVx) 111
@alx
· 1m BREAKING: Donald J. Trump has begun an effort to throw out his recent criminal conviction in Manhattan and postpone his upcoming sentencing, citing a new Supreme Court ruling granting him immunity from prosecution for official actions he took as president. Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2024 08:30 PM (LkLld) 112
97 I hope Americans realize just how dangerous it is to let Communists gain power in this country.
Posted by: AlaBAMA The majority of American's today are generally ignorant, outright dumb, self-absorbed assholes that talk about the latest trends on TikTok and believe the best thing in the world is a full wine box. There is no hope for this country IMO. Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 01, 2024 08:30 PM (aFNOf) 113
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'On X, the left is absolutely freaking out about the presidential immunity decision today.; I wish Trump would do half of what they claim he will. Bunch of fucking nibshits. Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 01, 2024 08:30 PM (roH4R) 114
I'm glad the only Grisham novel I have is Playing for Pizza.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 08:30 PM (IerVx) 115
108 I hope Americans realize just how dangerous it is to let Communists gain power in this country.
- You sound like McCarthy!!! Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 01, 2024 08:28 PM (FgLs1) Thank you! Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 08:30 PM (7+K68) Posted by: DaveA at July 01, 2024 08:30 PM (FhXTo) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 01, 2024 08:31 PM (a1415) 118
Didn't Joe Biden try to stop Clarence Thomas from entering g SCOTUS with the Anita Hill lies? Well hey Joe payback coming your way bucko.
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! IIRC A technical lynching. ~C.Thomas Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 08:31 PM (qymXH) 119
50 Joe isn't having a good week, is he?
Last week sucked too. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 01, 2024 07:56 PM (a1415) I don't know of too many people who have enjoyed a good week since he took office. About damned time he shared the misery. Posted by: tankdemon at July 01, 2024 08:31 PM (emu0X) 120
You sound like McCarthy!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers He got fired and is back in California sucking donor cock. Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 01, 2024 08:32 PM (aFNOf) 121
Howdy
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 01, 2024 08:32 PM (MDfTi) 122
BREAKING: Donald J. Trump has begun an effort to throw out his recent criminal conviction in Manhattan and postpone his upcoming sentencing, citing a new Supreme Court ruling granting him immunity from prosecution for official actions he took as president.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2024 08:30 PM (LkLld) The case should be thrown out for the non unanimous verdicts that the SC just ruled on. I don’t see where any Presidential actions took place in this case. Posted by: polynikes at July 01, 2024 08:32 PM (SHMXB) 123
Long Dong Silver - A Documentary on the Biden Presidency
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 08:33 PM (IerVx) 124
120 You sound like McCarthy!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers He got fired and is back in California sucking donor cock. Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 01, 2024 08:32 PM (aFNOf) Wrong one. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 08:33 PM (7+K68) 125
IIRC
A technical lynching. ~C.Thomas Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 08:31 PM (qymXH) --- "high tech lynching" Posted by: screaming in digital at July 01, 2024 08:33 PM (iZbyp) 126
109-we are going to see Horizon this holiday weekend. It will be the first movie I have watched in a theatre in about 8 years.
Posted by: Ex GOP at July 01, 2024 08:33 PM (GpUII) 127
I hope Americans realize just how dangerous it is to let Communists gain power in this country.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 08:24 PM Pfft. It will be different this time, with the right people in charge. Posted by: American Communists at July 01, 2024 08:34 PM (Rtbl4) 128
I'm betting the Democrats aren't upset about Presidential immunity.
They are just upset it's equally applied. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 08:34 PM (7+K68) 129
"high tech lynching"
Posted by: screaming in digital Thank you. Obviously didn't remember it correctly! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 08:34 PM (qymXH) 130
Didn't Joe Biden try to stop Clarence Thomas from entering g SCOTUS with the Anita Hill lies? Well hey Joe payback coming your way bucko.
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! IIRC A technical lynching. ~C.Thomas Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 01, 2024 08:31 PM (qymXH) If you read Thomas’s autobiography you will see that Biden actually lied to Thomas’s face in a semi private meeting prior to the Anita Hill hearings. Thomas has definitely not forgotten. Posted by: polynikes at July 01, 2024 08:36 PM (SHMXB) Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 01, 2024 08:37 PM (roH4R) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 08:37 PM (7+K68) 133
I just made a rookie mistake, I read the comments on that AI generated Sailor Moon trailer.
Tourists saying all the Sailor Senshi are Asian. Hello... Sailor Moon and Sailor Venus in the manga and anime are blondes with blue eyes. Stupid fvcking Soviet Justice Wanking tourists. Just die already choking on your non-GMO Starbucks soy latte. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 08:38 PM (IerVx) 134
90 If we could only jail Trump, ban MAGA and Voter ID , impeach the conservative SC Justices and overturn the 2nd Amendment we could save Democracy !!
Posted by: polynikes at July 01 The head farmers did not make their grain quotas and were kicked out into the cold. Family and friends were told not to shelter them. Some we striped barefoot and left to stand in the fields. People went to bed at night with their neighbors sleeping in a shed to find them frozen to death the next day. This did not happen on 1 or 2 farms but on every farm in the days of Lenin. And Stalin. And Khrushchev . And Yelstin. And... This went on for not for a year or two to make things better but for 70 years. Coming to a North American Republic near you. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 01, 2024 08:38 PM (ENQN6) 135
When it comes to illegal immigration..
A tale of two counties. Shot: https://tinyurl.com/4rfuwwen Chaser:https://tinyurl.com/2p8y2k84 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 01, 2024 08:38 PM (a1415) 136
Didn't Joe Biden try to stop Clarence Thomas from entering g SCOTUS with the Anita Hill lies?
- That really was a glimpse of things to come, wasn't it? Followed him from job to job after being raped. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 01, 2024 08:39 PM (FgLs1) 137
BREAKING: Donald J. Trump has begun an effort to throw out his recent criminal conviction in Manhattan and postpone his upcoming sentencing, citing a new Supreme Court ruling granting him immunity from prosecution for official actions he took as president.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2024 08:30 PM (LkLld) There is no case in the Bragg case. It is very clear there must be a unanimous crime with unanimous agreement on the events. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 01, 2024 08:40 PM (ENQN6) 138
I hope Americans realize just how dangerous it is to let Communists gain power in this country.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 08:24 PM Which Americans ? The ones that thought, as a generation, that fucking in a mud field to a multi-day music festival was a grand idea of political expression ? The same ones that thought Jane Fonda climbing on an AA gun in Vietnam was a fine photo op ? Or the ones, during the Manhattan Project, that wanted to unionize ? Or, getting back more modern, the ones that didn't bat an eye at the notion that supporting new laws based on race wasn't racist at all ? I hope you get, seriously, that Communists here ain't nothing new. And they're not all Millennials or Gen Z. Certainly not those in charge. Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at July 01, 2024 08:41 PM (gjRNh) 139
>>The case should be thrown out for the non unanimous verdicts that the SC just ruled on. I don’t see where any Presidential actions took place in this case.
I guess his lawyers do. Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2024 08:41 PM (LkLld) 140
Posted by: polynikes at July 01, 2024 08:36 PM (SHMXB)
My dad got me that book for Christmas when it came out. I read it in two days. American original. Also, one of the very times I’ll ever give Hugh Hewitt credit, if it wasn’t for his 3 hour interview of Thomas I never would have known about his book. Hewitt is a dogshit pundit and RINO, but that man is a hell of an interviewer of authors. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 01, 2024 08:41 PM (eZwyX) 141
I hope you get, seriously, that Communists here ain't nothing new. And they're not all Millennials or Gen Z. Certainly not those in charge.
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at July 01, 2024 08:41 PM (gjRNh) This is a new breed of communist, my friend. They are short on time and willing to do dangerous things. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 08:42 PM (7+K68) 142
So I've been away. Is Joe staying or bailing? Can't see him bailing. Him staying is the least bad route. But it's pleasant to enjoy the panic. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 01, 2024 08:43 PM (1Nxff) 143
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 08:38 PM (IerVx)
Non-gmo. One of the few things the left, or hippies, were right on. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 01, 2024 08:43 PM (eZwyX) 144
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 01, 2024 08:41 PM (eZwyX)
In my top 3 autobiographies. It summed up Only in America perfectly. Posted by: polynikes at July 01, 2024 08:44 PM (SHMXB) 145
This is a new breed of communist, my friend.
They are short on time and willing to do dangerous things. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 08:42 PM (7+K6 Now do mohammedans. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 01, 2024 08:44 PM (ENQN6) 146
I am in agreement with Jack Straw - we are entering an extraordinarily dangerous time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 08:45 PM (pgG81) 147
This is a new breed of communist, my friend. They are short on time and willing to do dangerous things.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 08:42 PM (7+K6 Ask the folks in Waco, or those at Ruby Ridge, how new it is. You know ... if you can find them. Same as Wounded Knee. Or the old school strikes back when Carnegie Steel employed the Pinkertons. None of this is all that new. Except you're now paying attention. Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at July 01, 2024 08:45 PM (gjRNh) 148
Or the ones, during the Manhattan Project, that wanted to unionize ?
One of my favorite exchanges in Oppenheimer: Edward Condon: Why would we move out to the middle of the desert for two to three years? Leslie Groves: Why? How about because this is the most important f***ing thing to ever happen in the history of the world! Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2024 08:45 PM (xCA6C) 149
So I've been away. Is Joe staying or bailing?
I'm trying to remember if there's been any discussion about that topic today. Nothing comes to mind. Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2024 08:47 PM (xCA6C) 150
The other morning a starling whacked into the window right in front of me, and while it was stunned, a half dozen RWBs swooped in and killed it on the ground.
I knew there was a reason I liked red-winged blackbirds. Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 01, 2024 08:47 PM (hB7mE) 151
Non-gmo. One of the few things the left, or hippies, were right on.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One And now they're heading toward all GMO with vat meat. It's the circle of life. Or something. Posted by: She Hobbit at July 01, 2024 08:47 PM (XHV46) 152
I guess his lawyers do.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2024 08:41 PM (LkLld) ——————— If I’m not mistaken, the accounting entries were made in 2017. Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2024 08:47 PM (u73oe) 153
This is a new breed of communist, my friend. They are short on time and willing to do dangerous things.
The Weathermen and SDS say "hi" Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 01, 2024 08:48 PM (hB7mE) 154
Edward Condon: Why would we move out to the middle of the desert for two to three years?
Leslie Groves: Why? How about because this is the most important f***ing thing to ever happen in the history of the world! Now imagine Groves saying the same thing ... because you owe your labor to the Central Government to fix Climate Change. "Because it's the most important fucking thing to ever happen in the history of the world". Understand that, and you'll understand the Modern Liberal. They want to go back to the Roosevelt Era. A draft, uniforms, the whole bit. Mandated Service, all decked out in ribbons and parades and songs. Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at July 01, 2024 08:48 PM (gjRNh) Posted by: rhennigantx at July 01, 2024 08:48 PM (ENQN6) 156
30 Wolfcat looks like the Lon Chaney jr Wolfman
Posted by: steevy at July 01, 2024 07:48 PM (HJ9BW) ---- The Kid from The Munsters. Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #45 at July 01, 2024 08:48 PM (qfLjt) 157
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at July 01, 2024 08:45 PM (gjRNh)
Maybe he's been paying attention all along, Scogg Dog. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2024 08:49 PM (oUxZc) 158
So I've been away. Is Joe staying or bailing? Can't see him bailing. Him staying is the least bad route. But it's pleasant to enjoy the panic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 01, 2024 08:43 PM (1Nxff) Stay or Bail sounds like a game show. Posted by: Northernlurker at July 01, 2024 08:49 PM (JLq/1) 159
Now imagine Groves saying the same thing ... because you owe your labor to the Central Government to fix Climate Change. "Because it's the most important fucking thing to ever happen in the history of the world".
Understand that, and you'll understand the Modern Liberal. They want to go back to the Roosevelt Era. A draft, uniforms, the whole bit. Mandated Service, all decked out in ribbons and parades and songs. I think there's a small difference between a world dominated by nuke-possessing Nazis, and a discredited, unscientific hoax. Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2024 08:50 PM (xCA6C) Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2024 08:51 PM (M/YM2) 161
hahaha
An inner city game show. Will he get a stay of execution? Can he make bail? Tune in tomorrow at noon to find out! Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 01, 2024 08:51 PM (FgLs1) 162
Tell me, have the commies ever been closer to completely changing the US?
Nope. They haven't. They are impatient because they are being exposed. That makes them very dangerous and willing to do all kinds of nasty shit. Like jailing political opponents and throwing Americans in jail without due process. But please. Continue on about me not paying attention to commies through the years. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 08:51 PM (7+K68) 163
Something that isn’t getting much airtime is that Clarence Thomas dropped a nuke on Jack Smith’s head. He gave Judge Cannon the rationale for ruling Smith wasn’t legally appointed.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2024 08:52 PM (u73oe) 164
Stay or Bail sounds like a game show.
Posted by: Northernlurker But instead of politicians, it's dudes using their understanding of the hot/crazy matrix to decide whether or not to go up to a girl's place. Win fabulous prizes or suffer maddening consequences. Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 01, 2024 08:53 PM (XHV46) 165
163 Something that isn’t getting much airtime is that Clarence Thomas dropped a nuke on Jack Smith’s head. He gave Judge Cannon the rationale for ruling Smith wasn’t legally appointed.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2024 08:52 PM (u73oe) Trump's team can likely get him tossed but can the whole case be tossed? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 08:53 PM (7+K68) 166
ho lee fook
Federal investigators say a California business owner used a karaoke-bar-turned-brothel to funnel campaign donations to Oakland Mayor Sheng Thao and other members of the city’s political class. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 01, 2024 08:53 PM (ENQN6) 167
Getting a lynx to lick you is the cat equivalent of hooking up with a supermodel.
*********** It seems that the cat and the lynx decided to run off together, but by morning the zookeepers announced that they had found the missing lynx. Posted by: muldoon at July 01, 2024 08:54 PM (uCfKO) 168
Tell me, have the commies ever been closer to completely changing the US?
-- There's something big planned for 2030. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 01, 2024 08:54 PM (FgLs1) 169
I think there's a small difference between a world dominated by nuke-possessing Nazis, and a discredited, unscientific hoax.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2024 08:50 PM (xCA6C) Think all you want. The side that sees it the same ? They don't give a fuck about your logic and reason. No more than they give a fuck about your confidence in how to tell a man from a woman. That, right there, as you say it ... is the big failing in Contemporary Conservatism. You will not, and will never, win because you are right. You'll be judged, right or wrong, based upon if you win or lose. 1930s Jews had the right of it. They lost, en masse. Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at July 01, 2024 08:54 PM (gjRNh) 170
If I’m not mistaken, the accounting entries were made in 2017.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2024 08:47 PM (u73oe) And what part would be considered arising out of official Presidential acts? Posted by: polynikes at July 01, 2024 08:54 PM (SHMXB) 171
Something that isn’t getting much airtime is that Clarence Thomas dropped a nuke on Jack Smith’s head. He gave Judge Cannon the rationale for ruling Smith wasn’t legally appointed.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2024 08:52 PM (u73oe) AOC is impeaching the entire conservative side of the Federal judiciary. Behold the power of her mighty tits! Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2024 08:54 PM (2jMum) 172
Hello... Sailor Moon and Sailor Venus in the manga and anime are blondes with blue eyes.
Stupid fvcking Soviet Justice Wanking tourists. Just die already choking on your non-GMO Starbucks soy latte. Posted by: Anna Puma' I had to informed by The Kid that Rally Vincent in Gunsmith Cats is supposed to be half Indian. Posted by: LenNeal at July 01, 2024 08:55 PM (bFId9) 173
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'Continue on about me not paying attention to commies through the years.' Some people just like to sound like they're smarter than anyone else. It's the only way they can relate to other people. Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 01, 2024 08:55 PM (roH4R) 174
Most of the time the Dems act in the moment, doing whatever is expedient at the time. Then they repeat this 'strategy' when they have to deal with the consequences of that action. And on and on. This may be why they seem so bewildered now. They didn't think ahead when they decided to put the dementia patient in front of a worldwide audience.
Posted by: davidt at July 01, 2024 08:55 PM (SYTee) 175
Hello... Sailor Moon and Sailor Venus in the manga and anime are blondes with blue eyes.
Stupid fvcking Soviet Justice Wanking tourists. Just die already choking on your non-GMO Starbucks soy latte. Posted by: Anna Puma' I had to informed by The Kid that Rally Vincent in Gunsmith Cats is supposed to be half Indian. Posted by: LenNeal at July 01, 2024 08:55 PM (bFId9) Pakistani. Gunsmith Cats is the tits. Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2024 08:56 PM (2jMum) Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2024 08:57 PM (xCA6C) 177
They didn't think ahead when they decided to put the dementia patient in front of a worldwide audience.
-- I bet the ones that mattered did. Heck, the media dutifully turned on a dime a day after announcing how healthy and sharp and physically awesome he was. This is planned, even if the plan is starting the next Great Unpleasantness. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 01, 2024 08:58 PM (FgLs1) 178
Some people just like to sound like they're smarter than anyone else. It's the only way they can relate to other people.
There's still, by my count, at least a hundred or so folks cooling their heels in the Federal Pen because they did a more orderly version of what the Dems do about once every other year occupying the Senate Office Building. But tell me ... how are the Powers That Be losing ? After that Political Roundup following a rigged election ? Another failing with Contemporary Conservatism. This idea that the Silent Majority will suddenly roar. Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at July 01, 2024 08:58 PM (gjRNh) 179
Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2024 08:57 PM (xCA6C)
I laughed. Can't stay around for more of Scogg's, "You just don't get it, do you guys?" diatribe. Good night, everyone. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2024 08:59 PM (oUxZc) 180
I will make a prediction that before Joe Biden leaves office, whether that happens on January 20th 2029 or next week, he will claim presidential immunity for something and cite today's decision in support.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 01, 2024 08:59 PM (/y8xj) 181
Abide in Peace. For now.
And keep your powder dry. It's looking actually likely, that FJB will go on TV, in the full epaulets, sash and mirrored sunglasses. Of course, that's when he'll declare Marshmallow Law. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2024 09:00 PM (e6UQI) 182
RedState: WATCH: Bill Barr Rips Through Justice Sotomayor's Hysteria Over the SCOTUS Presidential Immunity Ruling
https://tinyurl.com/muncca8h Via Instapundit. Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2024 09:00 PM (2jMum) 183
Ah, Gunsmith Cats. Babes, bullets, and bombs.
Used to have a cel of Rally from those OVAs, traded it for a cel of Nina Purpleton from Gundam 0083. I still have my cel of Rally Vincent from Riding Bean. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 09:00 PM (IerVx) 184
Carl Bernstein is a clown but he is a hardcore Democrat. I understand all the reasons Joe can't be removed but this is unsustainable.
Biden is not capable of being president now let alone running for another term. https://bityl.co/Qphn Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2024 09:01 PM (LkLld) 185
And what part would be considered arising out of official Presidential acts?
Posted by: polynikes at July 01, 2024 08:54 PM (SHMXB) ——————- Dunno, but maybe that’s what his lawyers are exploring. Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2024 09:01 PM (u73oe) 186
This did not happen on 1 or 2 farms but on every farm in the days of Lenin. And Stalin. And Khrushchev . And Yelstin. And...
This went on for not for a year or two to make things better but for 70 years. Coming to a North American Republic near you. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 01, 2024 08:38 PM (ENQN6) And if you disbelieve any of this story YOU ARE A COMMIE SIMP WHO MUST BE FORCED INTO THE FIELDS DURING WINTER TO DIE dude, don't get too excited about your story. Maybe check your facts. Yeltsin? Really? Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2024 09:01 PM (D7oie) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 09:01 PM (IerVx) 188
Ace, outstanding clips today. Always love kitties of all sizes That raven is something. Reminds me of that monkey teasing serious large cats (lions or tigers).
I don't get the sunscreen on the hippo. Never heard of that. The lioness? Have you ever smelled a lion? ..... phew. A zorse? Is that a female horse and a male zebra? So a hebra would be the other way round? Thank you. Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #46 at July 01, 2024 09:02 PM (qfLjt) 189
I don't get the sunscreen on the hippo. Never heard of that.
Perhaps it's because they usually spend their days immersed in water, so that part doesn't get enough sun to burn, but they don't have that option at the zoo? Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2024 09:03 PM (xCA6C) 190
Federal investigators say a California business owner used a karaoke-bar-turned-brothel to funnel campaign donations to Oakland Mayor Sheng Thao and other members of the city’s political class.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 01, 2024 08:53 PM (ENQN6) I wonder if human trafficking is involved in the mix. It often is. Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2024 09:04 PM (D7oie) 191
That's very generous of you.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2024 08:57 PM (xCA6C) I used to tell my kids "nice try" even when it was a shit effort. That's the kind of lies you tell sometimes. Honest isn't the best policy. Its just about the worst, when dealing with humans. Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at July 01, 2024 09:04 PM (gjRNh) 192
Perhaps it's because they usually spend their days immersed in water, so that part doesn't get enough sun to burn, but they don't have that option at the zoo?
Posted by: Archimedes - I remember reading something about that long ago. IIRC the zoos don't maintain mud like they need for health and cleanliness reasons. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 01, 2024 09:04 PM (FgLs1) 193
You'll be judged, right or wrong, based upon if you win or lose. 1930s Jews had the right of it. They lost, en masse.
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at July 01, 2024 08:54 PM (gjRNh) Ah, Goodwin. Carefully concealed. Nice. "You should shut up because Nazi" Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2024 09:05 PM (D7oie) 194
Have you seen the Suicide Squad Isekai anime from DC and Studio WIT?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 09:01 PM (IerVx) A Suicide Squad isekai?!? Sweet jumpin' Jesus... Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2024 09:05 PM (2jMum) 195
RedState: WATCH: Bill Barr Rips Through Justice Sotomayor's Hysteria Over the SCOTUS Presidential Immunity Ruling
If only he'd ripped through Lon Horiuchi's 100 yard shot of a housewife holding her child. Alas ... he did not. Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at July 01, 2024 09:05 PM (gjRNh) 196
It looks to me old Joe can read a teleprompter but other than that he’s on really thin ice. He can’t function too well other than that. He needs a walker with tennis balls.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 01, 2024 09:06 PM (BF4m0) 197
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'Biden is not capable of being president now let alone running for another term. ' Maybe someone other than Biden is doing the president's job. Who that is (are) is more relevant to me than Biden's obvious decrepitude. Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 01, 2024 09:06 PM (roH4R) 198
Doctor Shitz Pantz and Mister Sponge Brain Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2024 09:07 PM (xG4kz) 199
I'll bet the physician who said Biden was fit as a fiddle is feeling a bit embarrassed right now.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2024 09:07 PM (xCA6C) 200
Robert
The Suicide Squad is sent to another world to render 'assistance,' and I guess its their Federal minder reminds me of Stacey Abrams, in one trailer she is even twerking. Anime twerking. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 09:07 PM (IerVx) 201
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 01, 2024 09:08 PM (eZwyX) 202
Bribem quote again: end of quote.
Posted by: torabora at July 01, 2024 09:08 PM (peHJD) 203
65 I hope I never see someone abuse an animal by dumping it into a River. I’d rather not spend my last days in prison
Posted by: Rick554 at July 01, 2024 08:02 PM (FmOIw) ---- You'd probably be my cellmate. Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #47 at July 01, 2024 09:09 PM (qfLjt) 204
"Joe Biden Is The 'Walking' Embodiment Of The Exhausted American Establishment..."
"I'd rather choose someone from a phone book than have Biden" Posted by: SMOD at July 01, 2024 09:09 PM (GITLP) 205
The Independent: Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant
American Journal of Medical Case Reports says that 63-year-old was recovering from surgery at time of incident https://tinyurl.com/27wdcnrb Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2024 09:09 PM (2jMum) 206
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!
You ain't wrong. Universal Suffrage is about the worst idea for Democracy I've ever read. Two Wolves and Sheep. Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at July 01, 2024 09:10 PM (gjRNh) 207
in one trailer she is even twerking. Anime twerking.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 09:07 PM (IerVx) Kill it. Kill it with fire. Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2024 09:10 PM (2jMum) 208
The Independent: Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant
Another diner: Waiter, please cancel my sausage and tripe order. Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2024 09:11 PM (xCA6C) 209
I used to tell my kids "nice try" even when it was a shit effort. That's the kind of lies you tell sometimes. Honest isn't the best policy. Its just about the worst, when dealing with humans.
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at July 01, 2024 09:04 PM (gjRNh) You seem perceptive and wise. Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 09:11 PM (cvZX6) 210
And now President Joe "Queeg" Biden will comment on today's Supreme court Decision..................................
"The Supreme Court Stole the Strawberries" CNN: Quick Cut the Mike and Video.......... Posted by: CNN Breaking News at July 01, 2024 09:12 PM (rcLES) 211
If we can fly millions of tons of ammo to wars on the other side of the planet, we can fly African mud from over there to our hippos in need of fresh mud here. Solves part of the dead heading problem.
Posted by: torabora at July 01, 2024 09:12 PM (peHJD) 212
Regarding Sundowner Joe and to paraphrase Senator Roman Hrushka: Even if he were demented, there are a lot of demented judges and people and representatives and lawyers and Presidents. They are entitled to a little representation, aren't they, and a little chance? We can't have all Washingtons, Lincolns and Roosevelts. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2024 09:13 PM (xG4kz) 213
@MeidasTouch
· Follow BREAKING: The Hawk Tuah girl, AKA Hailey Welsh, has come out AGAINST Donald Trump in her first-ever interview: “It’s a no from me,” she said. “No. Absolutely not,” said her friend. https://instapundit.com/657924/ I don't get it. Skank whores are a dime a dozen. Why is it *this one* is getting all the attention? Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2024 09:13 PM (2jMum) 214
I'll bet the physician who said Biden was fit as a fiddle is feeling a bit embarrassed right now.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2024 09:07 PM (xCA6C) "responds well to hand directions" Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2024 09:13 PM (D7oie) 215
Ensign Pulver put the marbles in Bribem's overhead.
Posted by: torabora at July 01, 2024 09:14 PM (peHJD) 216
Most of the time the Dems act in the moment, doing whatever is expedient at the time. Then they repeat this 'strategy' when they have to deal with the consequences of that action. And on and on. This may be why they seem so bewildered now. They didn't think ahead when they decided to put the dementia patient in front of a worldwide audience.
Posted by: davidt at July 01, 2024 08:55 PM There's a word for this: Epiphenomenon. Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Ensign, UFP Starfleet at July 01, 2024 09:14 PM (Rtbl4) 217
If we can fly millions of tons of ammo to wars on the other side of the planet, we can fly African mud from over there to our hippos in need of fresh mud here.
Or we could stop doing both. Just because I "can" write a check don't mean I will. Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at July 01, 2024 09:14 PM (gjRNh) 218
Shut up, Wesley.
Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2024 09:15 PM (2jMum) 219
214 I'll bet the physician who said Biden was fit as a fiddle is feeling a bit embarrassed right now.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2024 09:07 PM (xCA6C) Why? He knew he was lying when he said it. It isn't like there will be any - you know - consequences. Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 09:15 PM (cvZX6) 220
Shut up Wesley
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 09:15 PM (IerVx) 221
The Independent: Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant American Journal of Medical Case Reports says that 63-year-old was recovering from surgery at time of incident https://tinyurl.com/27wdcnrb Posted by: Robert Did they secure a pithy and cogent comment from Bat Boy regarding this turn of events? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2024 09:15 PM (xG4kz) 222
Why? He knew he was lying when he said it. It isn't like there will be any - you know - consequences.
In the legal sense, no. But he looks like a whore at best, and an incompetent, or both. People like that value their image. Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2024 09:16 PM (xCA6C) 223
That Florida Man should have had an after-dinner mint.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 09:16 PM (IerVx) 224
Ruling means there are virtually no limits on a President "By Default " Jill Biden ..............
Posted by: Jack Mehoff at July 01, 2024 09:16 PM (rcLES) 225
in one trailer she is even twerking. Anime twerking.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 09:07 PM Then why do you never appreciate us twerking our tails at you, Anna? Friendship is magic! Posted by: Bronie Bros at July 01, 2024 09:17 PM (Rtbl4) 226
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"
-- Hamlet, William Shakespeare Posted by: SMOD at July 01, 2024 09:17 PM (GITLP) 227
213 @MeidasTouch
· Follow BREAKING: The Hawk Tuah girl, AKA Hailey Welsh, has come out AGAINST Donald Trump in her first-ever interview: “It’s a no from me,” she said. “No. Absolutely not,” said her friend. https://instapundit.com/657924/ I don't get it. Skank whores are a dime a dozen. Why is it *this one* is getting all the attention? Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2024 09:13 PM Dear whatever your name is (I already forgot), I don’t care as I tend not to take counsel from skanks. Hugs, Piper Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 09:19 PM (pZEOD) 228
In the legal sense, no. But he looks like a whore at best, and an incompetent, or both. People like that value their image.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2024 09:16 PM (xCA6C) Like Ted Kennedy after he walked off while they girl drown ? Shamed like that, by the people who love him ? Or Obama, when he ordered that drone strike on an American ? Or, dare I say it, anyone in the FBI or BATF after Waco and Ruby Ridge ? You've got this faith that people doing bad things will be moved by shame. Watch reality much ? Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at July 01, 2024 09:19 PM (gjRNh) 229
In the legal sense, no. But he looks like a whore at best, and an incompetent, or both. People like that value their image.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2024 09:16 PM (xCA6C) I think you misunderstand his incentives. If he cared about his reputation as a medical professional he would have tried to give a faithful and accurate description of the situation. He did not but instead chose to lie. Because he's not a doctor he's a party apparatchik. Lying for the cause will be rewarded. Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 09:19 PM (cvZX6) 230
You'd probably be my cellmate.
Posted by: Ciampino I hope you're not planning on raping me in this prison. Posted by: Mr Garrison at July 01, 2024 09:20 PM (gKWVE) 231
A Confederacy of Skanks - How the Bidens Stole the Presidency.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 09:20 PM (IerVx) 232
64 Im guessing Biden is saying something to say something because he needs to prove he can stay up and sound coherent.
So he will read a teleprompter to prove he's tanned, rested and ready. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 08:01 PM (7+K6 Saturday I saw a clip of a Friday interview of Sen. Chris Coons (DuPont and Most Credit Card Companies - DE) saying Biden has to go out and do unscripted events and press conferences to show his debate performance was a one-off. I looked for that interview on Utoob today. I could not find it. I did find Sunday show interviews of Coons. He said he's all-in for Joe and you should be too! Obviously the DNC put him in the box Friday or Saturday night until he got his mind right. Posted by: Gref at July 01, 2024 09:20 PM (5fDan) 233
BREAKING: The Hawk Tuah girl, AKA Hailey Welsh, has come out AGAINST Donald Trump in her first-ever interview: “It’s a no from me,” she said. Apparently she has neither heard of Michael Jordan nor his wise thought about provoking half the country. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2024 09:22 PM (xG4kz) 234
Dear whatever your name is (I already forgot),
I don’t care as I tend not to take counsel from skanks. Hugs, Piper Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 09:19 PM (pZEOD) Kids. Raised by Chinese tik tok. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 09:22 PM (7+K68) 235
STRATCOM/CC: Mr. President I know it is 2 AM, but Russian Subs just launched missiles from Cuba toward Florida. What are your orders ??????????
Biden's Response: Gunter Glieben Glauten Globen STRATCOM/CC: WTF ????????????? Posted by: Joe Biden at July 01, 2024 09:22 PM (rcLES) 236
Biden's asked could be in a cremation urn on a WH mantle and the media would still insist he's fine
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 01, 2024 09:22 PM (JLq/1) 237
Yeah, he’s too far gone for a press conference. Has he given one post “debate”?
Posted by: Common Tater at July 01, 2024 09:22 PM (BF4m0) 238
Ashes not adked
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 01, 2024 09:23 PM (JLq/1) 239
I like how the "shocked" media all said (for a bit anyway) that Joe had to go out and reassure his supporters and failed to do that in the debate.
If he is the sharpest tack that ever tacked why would he need to reassure anyone? It would be plainly evident no? I used to think about various conspiracy theories oh no way they could get that many people to keep a secret. And yet they did for what - a venal grifting geezer? If they would do that for Joe fricking Biden then what about something really important? Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 09:23 PM (cvZX6) 240
Brandon is up the creek without a silver brick shithouse.
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 01, 2024 09:23 PM (QSrLX) 241
Jen "I dissent " Rubin
@JRubinBlogger·1h Aw, Hindenburg is too old said some Germans before electing a monster Jonathan Chait @jonathanchait·50m We got Hitler because the regular German conservatives knew he was dangerous but persuaded themselves moderate liberals were worse and they could control Hitler Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch·1h I need to read more. But I think I should admit what I’ve already concluded: I was wrong about how I thought the Court would rule on the immunity issue. And I think that while Sotomayor’s dissent is a bit over the top, her concerns are more well-founded than I would have thought. Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 01, 2024 09:24 PM (9aVck) 242
Why Do I Give a SHIT ???????????????
BREAKING: The Hawk Tuah girl, AKA Hailey Welsh, has come out AGAINST Donald Trump in her first-ever interview: Posted by: Franklin Stein at July 01, 2024 09:24 PM (BSF0H) 243
Apparently she has neither heard of Michael Jordan nor his wise thought about provoking half the country.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2024 09:22 PM (xG4kz) She's only got about 6 minutes of fame left. I don't think it much matters. Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 09:24 PM (cvZX6) 244
There might be a few demented cranks who disapprove, but most educated commenters appreciate any and all penguin content.
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at July 01, 2024 09:25 PM (V5BDR) Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 09:25 PM (S6gqv) 246
Or the lawyer joke with "his brain is on my desk" punchline.
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 01, 2024 09:25 PM (QSrLX) 247
Ashes not adked Posted by: Northernlurker Just stop right there ... we haven't the resources to rescue you from the well that you're digging (and so fast!) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2024 09:25 PM (xG4kz) 248
Slut spitter has obviously never heard of the Trump curse.
Nor has she heard of the South, where she lives. She just took a public dump and her 15 Minutes are up. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 09:25 PM (7+K68) Posted by: Archimedes at July 01, 2024 09:25 PM (xCA6C) 250
And I think that while Sotomayor’s dissent is a bit over the top, her concerns are more well-founded than I would have thought.
- Look carefully at that. Everyone knows. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 01, 2024 09:25 PM (672l/) 251
Jonah Goldberg, go back to your cabin boy
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2024 09:25 PM (IerVx) 252
Ewww, Jonah Goldberg.
Posted by: a slimy weasel at July 01, 2024 09:25 PM (gKWVE) 253
Justice Thomas' Ouiga Board: private citizens aren't allowed to put you in a taxpayer funded jail. That would be false imprisonment and kidnapping and theft of public funds.
Pay the money back you stole Jack. Things are getting spicy. Posted by: torabora at July 01, 2024 09:26 PM (peHJD) Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 09:27 PM (cvZX6) 255
That a lynx accepted that calico is money. It solves calicos
Posted by: 80's music fan at July 01, 2024 09:28 PM (QSrLX) 256
254 The Conservative Case for Loving Sotomayor.
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2024 09:27 PM (cvZX6) *involuntarily gags* Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 09:28 PM (7+K68) 257
The Conservative Case for Loving Sotomayor.
-- She's Doing Her Best So Cut Her Some Slack, Guys, by Salem Media Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 01, 2024 09:28 PM (672l/) 258
Yeah, my 19 lb. Maine Coone and the pidgeon would not go so well...ask me how I know.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 01, 2024 09:28 PM (vwMQp) 259
71 How does a sitting pres get to go on tv during an election season and tell the people not vote for his competitor. SEC violation somewhere?
Posted by: Rusty -- I'll just leave this here for anyone who is interested. Whitehouse.gov: "Q So the entire genesis of that G7 conversation was tied to your predecessor, who is about to launch another campaign. So how do you reassure them, if that is the reason for their questioning, that the former President will not return or that his political movement, which is still very strong, will not — THE PRESIDENT: Oh, yeah? (Laughs.) Q — once again take power in the United States? THE PRESIDENT: Well, we just have to demonstrate that he will not take power by — if we — if he does run. I’m making sure he, under legitimate efforts of our Constitution, does not become the next President again." https://tinyurl.com/2472t2ce Posted by: Moron Robbie Until several months ago Joe and The Junta expected Orange Man Bad to be behind bars on July 1, serving a combined 80 years to life for dozens of Fed and state felony convictions. The best laid schemes of mice and idiots gang aft agley. Posted by: Gref at July 01, 2024 09:29 PM (5fDan) 260
258 Yeah, my 19 lb. Maine Coone and the pidgeon would not go so well...ask me how I know.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 01, 2024 09:28 PM (vwMQp How do you know? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 09:30 PM (7+K68) 261
Jonah Goldberg never disappoints in his cuckishness.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2024 09:31 PM (S6gqv) 262
"The Hawk Tuah girl"
Of course I didn't get that until I heard about her spitting on dick. This world is a cesspool. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 01, 2024 09:31 PM (vwMQp) 263
242 Why Do I Give a SHIT ???????????????
BREAKING: The Hawk Tuah girl, AKA Hailey Welsh, has come out AGAINST Donald Trump in her first-ever interview: Posted by: Franklin Stein That's a real shame. She seems like a deep thinker with lots to offer society. (cough) Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 01, 2024 09:31 PM (sAmhv) 264
Ponder for a moment that both the Hawk Tuah girl and Taylor Swift apparently have influence over women's vote.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 01, 2024 09:32 PM (672l/) 265
Do Sonia's tampons taste like jelly donuts? Asking for a friend
Posted by: Jonah from Goucher College at July 01, 2024 09:32 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 01, 2024 09:32 PM (vwMQp) 267
I hope I never see someone abuse an animal by dumping it into a River. I’d rather not spend my last days in prison
Posted by: Rick554 at July 01, 2024 08:02 PM (FmOIw) If you are the only witness to the dumping, there will be no witnesses to the shooting... Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2024 09:33 PM (6T/Ac) 268
258 Yeah, my 19 lb. Maine Coone and the pidgeon would not go so well...ask me how I know.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 01, 2024 09:28 PM (vwMQp I'm hoping for a story about a family cockatoo that got a little big for his britches. 😂 Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 09:34 PM (7+K68) 269
266 How do you know?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 09:30 PM (7+K6 Lol! Thank you AlaBAMA. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 01, 2024 09:32 PM (vwMQp) Oh, and because we found a headless pidgeon under our bed one day. Heidi was not amused. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 01, 2024 09:35 PM (vwMQp) 270
https://tinyurl.com/ytvk4dpc
Democrats' nomination of Biden in virtual roll call could come as early as mid-July Democratic Party officials had already planned to nominate Biden in a virtual roll call ahead of the convention in order get the president on Ohio's ballot https://tinyurl.com/47a8d394 Last week's presidential debate debacle has sparked lots of talk of a wild, brokered Democratic National Convention next month — but not so fast. The big picture: Thanks to the state of Ohio, the party's nominee will have to be finalized virtually, weeks before the actual convention. Catch up quick: Ohio election law requires political parties to certify the presidential ticket by Aug. 7. Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 01, 2024 09:35 PM (9aVck) Posted by: Clash Biden at July 01, 2024 09:36 PM (63Dwl) 272
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Muldoon, well done. Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #48 at July 01, 2024 09:38 PM (qfLjt) 273
Oh, and because we found a headless pidgeon under our bed one day. Heidi was not amused.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 01, 2024 09:35 PM (vwMQp) Like a scene out of the Godfather. Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2024 09:38 PM (KTiN/) 274
Oh, and because we found a headless pidgeon under our bed one day. Heidi was not amused.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 01, 2024 09:35 PM (vwMQp) Aww, kitty saved her the best part! 😂 Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 09:38 PM (7+K68) 275
Aww, kitty saved her the best part! 😂
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 09:38 PM (7+K6 LMAO!!! Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 01, 2024 09:40 PM (vwMQp) 276
I don't get it. Skank whores are a dime a dozen. Why is it *this one* is getting all the attention?
Posted by: Robert She's the skank whore of the moment. There seems to always be one ascending and the old one descends. It is the way of the world these days. Posted by: Tonypete at July 01, 2024 09:41 PM (WXNFJ) 277
I'm hoping for a story about a family cockatoo that got a little big for his britches.
😂 Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 09:34 PM (7+K6 I can tell you one about a poor parakeet that got Savanndalized. After I pulled the poor thing from the jaws of my unhappy cat, it died the next week from trauma. Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 09:41 PM (pZEOD) 278
Measles warning for Massachusetts and New Hampshire.
Welcome to the Jungle. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 01, 2024 08:48 PM (ENQN6) Oh well. The carriers will be easily spotted. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2024 09:42 PM (6T/Ac) 279
I can tell you one about a poor parakeet that got Savanndalized. After I pulled the poor thing from the jaws of my unhappy cat, it died the next week from trauma.
Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 09:41 PM (pZEOD Cats are still barely domesticated. We're lucky they don't eat our toes off at night. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 09:43 PM (7+K68) 280
264 Ponder for a moment that both the Hawk Tuah girl and Taylor Swift apparently have influence over women's vote.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at July 01, 2024 09:32 PM (672l/) I'm so old I recall the simple days when crazy leftist women were mostly college-age nymphomaniacs begging for free birth control stuff (Ref: Sandra Fluke), or Code Pink wackos. Now we have to endure a huge variety of crazy Leftist females, such as AOC, Taylor Swift, Ace's dream girl Taylor Lorenz, Hawk Tuah girl, transwomen sports 'competitors', kill-crazy Hamas fan girls, and middle-aged nympho state prosecutors. Posted by: Gref at July 01, 2024 09:43 PM (5fDan) 281
I don't get it. Skank whores are a dime a dozen. Why is it *this one* is getting all the attention?
Posted by: Robert Look at the nic for the answer. Posted by: polynikes at July 01, 2024 09:43 PM (SHMXB) 282
What I want for Garland, Bragg, Fani, the lot of 'em?
A Nuremberg type trial, by Tribunal. All of them "in the dock" together, tried jointly. Just one big, fat trial for them all, 'cause they're all joined in conspiracy and action, in the unlawful prosecution and persecution of one Donald J. Trump. Under 18 USC 242, part of the United States Code, which makes it a federal crime for anyone acting under color of law to willfully deprive another person of any rights, privileges, or immunities secured or protected by the Constitution or laws of the United States. Penalty can extend to Death, if so adjudged. At least one of them needs to meet that fate, as a warning to future generations. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2024 09:43 PM (e6UQI) 283
probably just as well that this thot didn't jump on the Trump Train. In 2016 we had Mercedes Carrera and Tila Tequila. Yay, slutz!
...Tila IIRC went full Ilsa of the SS, and Mercedes is, um, probably going to prison forever. Posted by: gKWVE at July 01, 2024 09:43 PM (gKWVE) 284
If you are the only witness to the dumping, there will be no witnesses to the shooting...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2024 09:33 PM (6T/Ac) I believe in making the punishment fit the crime, so it wouldn't be a shooting. It would be watching the perp try to swim while hogtied. Posted by: tankdemon at July 01, 2024 09:44 PM (emu0X) 285
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Cats are still barely domesticated. We're lucky they don't eat our toes off at night. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 09 I just let Kovu and Sabi know what you said. Kovu is laying with his head on J’s pillow, Sabi has made a nest in the folded up duvet. They both said “hmmm”. Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 09:45 PM (pZEOD) 286
Posted by: Robert at July 01, 2024 09:13 PM
Pretty sure this is fake news and selectively edited. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 01, 2024 09:45 PM (eZwyX) 287
@BillKristol
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -- George Orwell ha fucking ha ha Posted by: rhennigantx at July 01, 2024 09:45 PM (ENQN6) 288
I can no longer sit back and allow MAGA infiltration, MAGA indoctrination, MAGA subversion and the international MAGA conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. So tonight I have ordered the Secretary of the Interior to check the US Water Supply for Romulan DNA......
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 01, 2024 09:46 PM (qpLSv) Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 01, 2024 09:46 PM (5p7BC) 290
285 279
Cats are still barely domesticated. We're lucky they don't eat our toes off at night. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 09 I just let Kovu and Sabi know what you said. Kovu is laying with his head on J’s pillow, Sabi has made a nest in the folded up duvet. They both said “hmmm”. Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 09:45 PM (pZEOD And that, kids, is how mom lost her toes! Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 09:46 PM (7+K68) Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 01, 2024 09:47 PM (eZwyX) 292
Cats are still barely domesticated. We're lucky they don't eat our toes off at night.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 09:43 PM (7+K6 In time, hooman. In time. Posted by: Your Cat, infinitely patient at July 01, 2024 09:48 PM (yqbJK) 293
Oh, and because we found a headless pidgeon under our bed one day. Heidi was not amused.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 01, 2024 09:35 PM (vwMQp) ———————- She’s married to a cannibal. One would think she’s seen worse. Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2024 09:48 PM (u73oe) Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 09:49 PM (pZEOD) 295
thathalfrican, last I looked, Mercedes' daughter accused her of some real Marion Zimmer Bradley shit.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 01, 2024 09:49 PM (gKWVE) 296
Welcome to Massachusetts...
Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy Trigger warning - graphic images for educational purposes only. This morning someone left a large murdered turtle hanging from a railing at my parents house. It had a hole through its head. Worcester Police are investigating. In November someone sent flowers to my mother in my name. I later discovered it was the fake victim, who has threatened to go there multiple times. Today she and another individual who has frequently contacted my parents were curiously late to their planned protest. @JulieCourtTV platformed them on court tv shortly after the turtle was discovered. The McAlberts frequently use these 2 to do their dirty work. Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 01, 2024 09:51 PM (TGPs7) 297
Thanks for the kitty theme, @Ace. Kitties are the cutest in all sizes.
Posted by: Piper at July 01, 2024 09:51 PM (pZEOD) 298
Posted by: gKWVE at July 01, 2024 09:49 PM (gKWVE)
*looks Marion Bradley* Oh fuck. If true? Bullets. Save the space for an actual human being. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 01, 2024 09:52 PM (eZwyX) 299
At least one of them needs to meet that fate, as a warning to future generations. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX _________ Fani. She's completely and utterly useless. But it really doesn't matter who you place upon the list. They'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 01, 2024 09:55 PM (1Nxff) 300
Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze · Follow The President who bragged about going around a SCOTUS ruling on student loans is now worried Presidents can do whatever they want. The shamelessness is the point. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 01, 2024 09:55 PM (7+K68) 301
Oh well. The carriers will be easily spotted.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2024 09:42 PM This. Posted by: Naval Intelligence, Pearl Harbor, December, 1941 at July 01, 2024 09:57 PM (Rtbl4) 302
Me, I still wonder what a 'runcible spoon' is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2024 09:57 PM (XeU6L) 303
ONT appeared, and then vanished again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2024 09:58 PM (6T/Ac) 304
...ani. She's completely and utterly useless. But it really doesn't matter who you place upon the list. They'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 01, 2024 09:55 PM (1Nxff) My vote would be for Garland. Top of that pyramid, most pernicious, most responsible for the evil actions of the evil cabal. Fani, I would offer limited immunity, just to enjoy her having to name names times and places, including White House meetings. And, without the head-waggle'd attitude. Anyway. Seeya in the ONT! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2024 09:59 PM (e6UQI) 305
She’s married to a cannibal. One would think she’s seen worse.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2024 09:48 PM Not to mention the bass ukelele solos she's constantly subjected to. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 01, 2024 09:59 PM (Rtbl4) 306
Not to mention the bass ukelele solos she's constantly subjected to.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 01, 2024 09:59 PM (Rtbl4) Potential Robert Ludlum title: "The Ukrainian Ukelele Ukase". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2024 10:00 PM (6T/Ac) 307
She’s married to a cannibal. One would think she’s seen worse.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2024 09:48 PM (u73oe) Lol. Duke! You old reprobate! Good to see you! Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 01, 2024 10:26 PM (vwMQp) 308
Broken?
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Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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