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New Quinippiac Poll Has Trump Taking a "Slight," "Small" Lead

Please don't complain about this being a poll post. Everyone has been wondering how the Fake Conviction of Trump would wind up affecting the race.

The Fox News poll, which has always skewed to the left because Fox is a garbage corporation run by staunch New York liberals who literally hate your guts and want you to die, showed Biden creeping ahead, 50-48, after previously being behind by one. This "movement" was all within the margin of error and could not be said to be truly meaningful, but it was cause for concern.


The new Quinippiac poll has Trump "pulling ahead" -- the previous poll, before the Fake Conviction, had Biden ahead by 1.

As President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump prepare to face off in the first presidential debate of the 2024 election cycle, Trump has a slight lead over Biden 49 - 45 percent in a head-to-head matchup, according to a Quinnipiac (KWIN-uh-pea-ack) University national poll of registered voters released today.

Four points is a "slight" lead? I always think of five points as being the start of a "solid" lead.

Cope and seethe, cope and seethe.

In state by state polling, they usually call a lead of 1-4 points a "lean" to one candidate, and 5-9 points "likely" to go to one candidate.

This is a small change from Quinnipiac University's May 22 poll when the race was too close to call with Biden receiving 48 percent support and Trump receiving 47 percent support.

It's a five point swing. That's a "small" change?

Do you realize how close presidential elections usually are? In a blowout, the winner might have an eight point lead. In most elections, the gap is three or four points, tops.

In today's poll, Republicans (93 - 4 percent) and independents (51 - 41 percent) back Trump, while Democrats (94 - 4 percent) back Biden.

I do not believe for one second that Biden holds Democrats better than Trump holds Republicans.

In a six-way hypothetical race that includes other candidates, Trump leads with 43 percent support, Biden receives 37 percent support, independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. receives 11 percent support, Green Party candidate Jill Stein receives 2 percent support, independent candidate Cornel West receives 2 percent support, and Libertarian Party candidate Chase Oliver receives 1 percent support.

A "hypothetical race" is the race that actually exists with multiple candidates, according to this group.

Meanwhile, the two-man race -- which is not the real contest -- is the one they put forward as "real."

No, Quinippiac, this is exactly backwards. The two-man race is the hypothetical matchup.

Trump is ahead by six in the real race -- a "slight" lead, to be sure!


"The political heat rises in this steamy American summer of discord. Trump holds a narrow lead in the head-to-head matchup and is in a slightly better position when all the candidates are included, said Quinnipiac University Polling Analyst Tim Malloy.

"Narrow" lead. The coping is out of control.


Voters were asked how important each of eight issues is in their decision of who to support in the election for president...

preserving democracy in the United States: 51 percent say extremely important, 31 percent say very important, 12 percent say somewhat important, 2 percent say not so important, and 3 percent say not important at all;

The left always assumes this question indicates that people are worried about Trump.

It never occurs to them that more people are concerned about the demented, incompetent tyrant Biden.


the economy: 45 percent say extremely important, 41 percent say very important, 12 percent say somewhat important, 1 percent say not so important, and 1 percent say not important at all;

the United States Supreme Court: 38 percent say extremely important, 34 percent say very important, 17 percent say somewhat important, 4 percent say not so important, and 5 percent say not important at all;

immigration: 35 percent say extremely important, 33 percent say very important, 22 percent say somewhat important, 5 percent say not so important, and 4 percent say not important at all;

abortion: 29 percent say extremely important, 28 percent say very important, 20 percent say somewhat important, 8 percent say not so important, and 12 percent say not important at all;

Donald Trump's felony conviction in New York City: 23 percent say extremely important, 16 percent say very important, 11 percent say somewhat important, 10 percent say not so important, and 38 percent say not important at all;

A total of 50% say that the Fake Conviction is important to one degree or another, but only 39% -- the Democrat base, of course -- claim it's more than "somewhat" important.


climate change: 21 percent say extremely important, 25 percent say very important, 21 percent say somewhat important, 12 percent say not so important, and 20 percent say not important at all;

the Israel - Hamas war in Gaza: 18 percent say extremely important, 32 percent say very important, 30 percent say somewhat important, 8 percent say not so important, and 9 percent say not important at all.

Biden's approval rating falls again:

Voters give President Biden a negative 38 - 58 percent job approval rating, compared to a negative 39 - 56 percent job approval rating in Quinnipiac University's May 22 poll.

Another "slight" change, I'm certain.

Two points, which I'm sure you know: 1, Trump outperforms his polls. So this lead may be understating things. The James Madison points out that the 2020 polls overstated Biden's "votes" by seven points.

A "slight" overstatement of seven points.

2, Republicans have an electoral college advantage, because Democrats tend to cluster in just a few big Democrat states, thus containing their evil to those states. Republicans are more spread out. A Republican tied in national voting will win easily in the electoral college. If he's ahead by 1-2, it will be a big win.

If he's actually ahead by a "small" six point lead, forget about it.

And if that six point lead actually understates the lead? Katy bar the door. Dee you bitch.

Biden's big plan for the debate? The obvious: Avoid talking about his dismal record and just keep attacking and insulting Trump, hoping he will respond poorly.

How will the public respond to this asshole continually throwing out attacks and insults, I wonder?


In the lead-up to the 2024 presidential debates, President Joe Biden's team is reportedly concentrating on tactics to provoke former President Donald Trump. According to sources, Biden's debate preparation involves identifying ways to elicit strong reactions from Trump, potentially to showcase Biden's composure and command in contrast.

Reports indicate that Biden's advisors believe that by triggering Trump, they can highlight moments where the former president might appear unhinged or overly aggressive. This strategy aims to leverage Trump's well-known propensity for heated responses as a means to make Biden look more presidential and in control.

Below, some comforting music for Quinippiac.

Buck up, little campers. #ItGetsWorse

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:22 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:22 PM (GBKbO)

2 Please don't complain about this being a poll post.

It's like you don't even know us.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 26, 2024 03:22 PM (IUd0M)

3 *considers comment on polls*

*thinks mentioning Prometheus might be more productive*

*posts nothing and reads Ace's girthy content*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

4 If we can believe them

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2024 03:23 PM (fwDg9)

5 How many states is RFK and the Stein witch on the ballot in? That will matter for sure.

Posted by: Strelnikov at June 26, 2024 03:23 PM (LrEPG)

6 A nude stripper pole?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 26, 2024 03:23 PM (kLvfY)

7 In today's poll, Republicans (93 - 4 percent) and independents (51 - 41 percent) back Trump, while Democrats (94 - 4 percent) back Biden.

I do not believe for one second that Biden holds Democrats better than Trump holds Republicans.

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I mean, that's statistical noise territory there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

8 First? Nah... I read it

Posted by: lin-duh at June 26, 2024 03:24 PM (mu1lz)

9 Two points, which I'm sure you know: 1, Trump outperforms his polls. So this lead may be understating things.

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I need to mention this again:

The end polls of 2020 were garbage. The polling industry knew they were garbage.

But everyone forgets that because they predicted a Biden win.

They overestimated Biden's final (questionable) results by 7.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

10 All polls are psy-ops.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 26, 2024 03:25 PM (9mfKN)

11 "Two points, which I'm sure you know"

IDNKT. Thanks!

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 03:25 PM (98J/K)

12 "Democrats (94 - 4 percent) back Biden"

============

Right.

As blacks, young people, and women flock to Trump.

These people are just silly professional liars.

Posted by: Jay in PA at June 26, 2024 03:25 PM (i7Q7S)

13 Please don't complain about this being a poll post. Everyone has been wondering how the Fake Conviction of Trump would wind up affecting the race.

Who are You and what did you do to ace?


Ace would have said,
"Here's a poll thread, fuck you and your feelings if you don't like it. "

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 26, 2024 03:25 PM (JButp)

14 Fun True Fact:

Early voting begin in less than 90 days in Pa.

Biden may get upwards of 100M votes at that rate.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 26, 2024 03:25 PM (JTm3U)

15 So the Democrats strategy to going to be to try to trigger Trump and Trump's strategy is to try to trigger Biden? Sounds like an awesome debate./s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2024 03:25 PM (oUxZc)

16 Please don't complain about this being a poll post. Everyone has been wondering how the Fake Conviction of Trump would wind up affecting the race.
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Maybe we should poll the Moron Horde about these poll posts...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 26, 2024 03:25 PM (7fElN)

17 *thinks mentioning Prometheus might be more productive*

*posts nothing and reads Ace's girthy content*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024


***
Nowadays, TV spots use the word "productive" to describe coughs. Maybe that's not a good word for you to use. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 03:25 PM (J2vNu)

18 Boy if that isn't projection, getting Trump riled up so he loses it.
All the while making sure Sundowner who is prone to screaming and calling names stays calm

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2024 03:25 PM (fwDg9)

19 Ace, my nightmare, recently, has been that faithless electors will determine the outcome… yeah, they WOULD dare that, I believe..

Posted by: tubal at June 26, 2024 03:26 PM (PCK5/)

20 17 Nowadays, TV spots use the word "productive" to describe coughs. Maybe that's not a good word for you to use. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 03:25 PM (J2vNu)

========

I would like for CAT or Muldoon to comment, but productive coughs are a thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

21 If illegal aliens can vote, what's to stop a xenomorph?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 26, 2024 03:26 PM (kLvfY)

22 WAIT UNTIL I PUT TRUMP IN PRISON!

YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR HIM THEN!

JUST FIFTEEN MORE DAYS, SUCKA!

Posted by: DEMENTED AND ANGRY JOE BIDEN! at June 26, 2024 03:26 PM (uxCna)

23 I am not watching the debate. I have some goldfish to bread and fry. Maybe clip my nails.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 26, 2024 03:27 PM (7gP3b)

24 I have been putting this out of my mind and ignored it because it was too hard to contemplate. But there is a very good chance that Trump will be locked up next month and things will take a huge shift. What will happen, I do not know.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 26, 2024 03:27 PM (4SnFm)

25 I'm going to rub my own balls here because I said when that Fox News poll came out that it was bullshit. I specifically said that there was no voter that would change his mind about Trump -- either for or against -- because of some stupid, bullshit, porta-pottie trial. Seems I was right!

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

26 I dunno, there's a troll that keeps telling me Trump's poll numbers are in free-fall.

If I can't trust a troll to give me the cold facts ...

Posted by: spindrift at June 26, 2024 03:27 PM (OguvZ)

27 Can Biden go 90 minutes without shitting his pants? We may finally know.

Posted by: Dave's not here, man at June 26, 2024 03:27 PM (raPis)

28 I won't bitch about your content. It ain't my blog.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2024 03:28 PM (pohLc)

29 JUST FIFTEEN MORE DAYS, SUCKA!

Bets that Droolin' Joe taunts Trump about his impending imprisonment during the debate.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2024 03:28 PM (uxCna)

30 27 Can Biden go 90 minutes without shitting his pants? We may finally know.
Posted by: Dave's not here, man at June 26, 2024 03:27 PM (raPis)

========

He'll be fine.

Trump will be portrayed as a bully.

No one will give a shit in a week.

It will change nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

31 27 Can Biden go 90 minutes without shitting his pants? We may finally know.
Posted by: Dave's not here, man at June 26, 2024 03:27 PM (raPis)

Probably - I’m sure they won’t let him eat anything for the previous 30 hours.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 26, 2024 03:29 PM (9mfKN)

32 What will last for 90 minutes?

The uppers or the Depends?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 26, 2024 03:29 PM (kLvfY)

33 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

34 First? Nah... I read it
Posted by: lin-duh at June 26, 2024 03:24 PM


Rookie mistake.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 26, 2024 03:29 PM (ZANHd)

35 Polls.

Still for strippers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

36 27 A pre-debate colonoscopy prep will take care of that.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 03:29 PM (98J/K)

37 Reports indicate that Biden's advisors believe that by triggering Trump, they can highlight moments where the former president might appear unhinged or overly aggressive. This strategy aims to leverage Trump's well-known propensity for heated responses as a means to make Biden look more presidential and in control.
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Apparently these assholes are unaware that it can work both ways. Trump is living rent-free in FJB's head.

FJB's mental control over his emotions was never strong even at the best of times. It's vastly deteriorated now.

Trump can trigger FJB at will during the debate for all the world to see.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 26, 2024 03:29 PM (7fElN)

38 Can Biden go 90 minutes without shitting his pants? We may finally know.

He gets two commercial breaks.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2024 03:29 PM (uxCna)

39 He'll be fine.

Trump will be portrayed as a bully.

No one will give a shit in a week.

It will change nothing.


yes but the media will have new circlejerk material and that's what really matters

Posted by: brak at June 26, 2024 03:29 PM (AR07F)

40 So, Biden's prep is partially people getting him to see if he can stand for 90 minutes. How do they prepare Trump? Have several "Joes" (red curtain rant Joe, confused Joe, Joe wandering off?)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2024 03:30 PM (oUxZc)

41 The only way the debate will change anything is if biden suddenly drops dead on stage.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 26, 2024 03:30 PM (Hx7FG)

42 Dude, that "coping and seething" video is gayer than a homo during pride month screaming out his window "I love dick!"

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

43 39 yes but the media will have new circlejerk material and that's what really matters
Posted by: brak at June 26, 2024 03:29 PM (AR07F)

=========

"Oh, wow, Trump is a bully. This is news to me."
-The American people, apparently

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

44 I am not sure Trump is very provocable,this is the man who when fined by a judge for contempt for "saying three words" started digging in his wallet, making the judge tell him he didn't have to pay up just then. To which Trump replied, "I am checking to see if I have enough money to say two more words"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2024 03:30 PM (D7oie)

45 If illegal aliens can vote, what's to stop a xenomorph?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 26, 2024 03:26 PM


In space, nobody can hear you cheat.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 26, 2024 03:30 PM (ZANHd)

46 Though the video is a tad gay.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2024 03:30 PM (pohLc)

47 39 Snapshots and soundbites.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 03:30 PM (98J/K)

48 Quinippiac is the worst of the left biased polls out there. I recall they once had Governor Abbott of Texas losing to an unnamed Democrat challenger by 10 points. Nothing but cringe bias from them.

If Quinippiac has Trump up, he must be tremendously ahead.

Posted by: Jake Speed at June 26, 2024 03:30 PM (Vu1jV)

49 That would be priceless

Joey getting lost going to the loo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 26, 2024 03:30 PM (kLvfY)

50 "Biden's advisors believe that by triggering Trump, they can highlight moments where the former president might appear unhinged"

===============

Have they seen Joe Biden speak in public?

Posted by: Jay in PA at June 26, 2024 03:30 PM (i7Q7S)

51 rasmussen has trump up by 5 in their latest poll as well.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 26, 2024 03:30 PM (QNSds)

52 Poll for strippers, Pole a person from Poland, Paul a troll

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 26, 2024 03:30 PM (N+p0+)

53 I would like for CAT or Muldoon to comment, but productive coughs are a thing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024


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It's just that the word has only recently been used that way; and it seems strange. We talk about productive workers or a productive process, but a cough . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 03:31 PM (J2vNu)

54 If Trump goes to jail, that needs to become an "I am Spartacus" moment for anyone that's not a raving leftist communist. Also known as Democrat.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 26, 2024 03:31 PM (a3b6Y)

55 If I were Trump I'd take the Reagan approach to any insult thrown my way. Just a shake of the head and a "Joe, Joe, Joe" for good measure.

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2024 03:31 PM (oaGWv)

56
Trump can trigger FJB at will during the debate for all the world to see.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 26, 2024 03:29 PM (7fElN)

++++

I want this to happen so much.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 26, 2024 03:31 PM (4SnFm)

57 wonder what the results would be if the news media covered the fact that judge merchan wouldn't let an expert on federal election law (former f e c chairman brad smith) testify that trump didn't break federal election law

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 03:31 PM (CWTWj)

58 Preserving Democracy isnt an issue, it's a lame cheapfake Democrat talking point that means absolute jack shit.

FFS if the majority of the country didn't want to preserve Democracy, that would still be Democracy, and then it wouldn't.

So it's dumb like everything else we are forced to talk about by idiots.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 03:31 PM (HWur+)

59 i'll probably follow the 'debate' if it's covered someplace like here

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 03:31 PM (CWTWj)

60 In January Quinnipiac had Biden up 6 over Trump. They have always had a Democrat lean.

Having Trump +4 6 months later is a minor earthquake.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2024 03:32 PM (LkLld)

61 44 I am not sure Trump is very provocable,this is the man who when fined by a judge for contempt for "saying three words" started digging in his wallet, making the judge tell him he didn't have to pay up just then. To which Trump replied, "I am checking to see if I have enough money to say two more words"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2024 03:30 PM (D7oie)

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The idea that Trump is some kind of easily triggered toddler is weird at this point.

He regularly walked into amongst the press and took their harassment for long periods of time without losing his cool.

His "worst" performance at a debate was when he was too mean to poor old Joe in the first debate of 2020, a performance so bad that Democrats had to cheat by mail for months before shutting down ballot counting in six states in the middle of the night to ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall to barely get Biden an electoral college victory.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

62 "rasmussen has trump up by 5 in their latest poll as well."

==========

The Dems went all in with CONVICTED FELON!! only to have Joe's polling get worse.

Sad!

Posted by: Jay in PA at June 26, 2024 03:32 PM (i7Q7S)

63 I have been putting this out of my mind and ignored it because it was too hard to contemplate. But there is a very good chance that Trump will be locked up next month and things will take a huge shift. What will happen, I do not know.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 26, 2024 03:27 PM (4SnFm)

Not exactly the same, but the current Brazilian prez was in prison until about a year before the election.

I don't know all the details, but I believe it was pretty much a sham conviction... and then his election was pretty much a sham too.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2024 03:32 PM (dGCAG)

64 Snapshots and soundbites.
Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 03:30 PM (98J/K)

"Snapshots and Soundbites Forever"

Posted by: Outlaws rejected lyrics at June 26, 2024 03:32 PM (xPJvm)

65 >>>19 Ace, my nightmare, recently, has been that faithless electors will determine the outcome… yeah, they WOULD dare that, I believe..

Nah. If it didn't happen in 2016, it's not going to happen now. Trump has more control over the party and its state apparatuses, the electors chosen will be MAGA.

Remember, the candidate chooses the slate of electors who will be elected to the college when you vote for him. These aren't strangers off the street or bitter NeverTrumpers. These are going to be, excuse the expression, fire-breathing MAGA Trump-tards.

No chance of faithless electors.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2024 03:33 PM (KRtlO)

66 53 It's just that the word has only recently been used that way; and it seems strange. We talk about productive workers or a productive process, but a cough . . .?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 03:31 PM (J2vNu)

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I'm not a doctor, but from what I understand, a productive cough is one that actually accomplishes to goal of a cough: to free up stuff caught up in the lungs.

I've heard it for a while.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

67 Sundowner finally strokes out being hopped up would change everything.
It can't be 100% safe drugging up a 81 year old

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2024 03:33 PM (fwDg9)

68 Why aren't voters asked if they want to preserve the Republic? That question has meaning and what's more is not paradoxical.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 03:33 PM (HWur+)

69 The debate will be won by whomever actually answers whatever bullshit question is posed by one of the two court jesters moderating.

Biden will not answer anything and will only spew bullshit about Trump.

If Trump deflects the rot coming from Biden's piehole, he wins, regardless the gotcha bullshit coming from the 2 puppets.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

70 I’d say the felony conviction is very important to NY business people who see how it could just as easily be them next, should they dare to disagree or disappoint the current NY regime.

Oh, that wasn’t the poll question?
Probably don’t want to know THAT kind of effect…

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2024 03:33 PM (Hkcdp)

71 democracy: the elite doing what the people need, not what the people think they need.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 03:34 PM (CWTWj)

72 Sundowner finally strokes out being hopped up would change everything.
It can't be 100% safe drugging up a 81 year old
Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2024 03:33 PM (fwDg9)



Fetal blood. That's why they're so high on abortion. It's the fountain of youth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

73 >> "rasmussen has trump up by 5 in their latest poll as well."


that's good to know. Rasmussen consistently shows better results for the right than almost any other pollster. They may be more accurate for that.

I like seeing the leftwing polls showing Trump ahead.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2024 03:34 PM (KRtlO)

74 Music and blasters
And old Jedi Masters

Posted by: spindrift at June 26, 2024 03:34 PM (OguvZ)

75 65 No chance of faithless electors.
Posted by: ace at June 26, 2024 03:33 PM (KRtlO)

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I would find it amusing if Trump won and set the DOJ on Democrat alternate electors from places like AZ.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

76 I was sitting in a bar outside San Antonio when this poll came out. They had Fox on the tv, and even the hosts of their evening shows were mocking it.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 26, 2024 03:34 PM (7gP3b)

77 "The idea that Trump is some kind of easily triggered toddler is weird at this point."

==============

One of the most admired Democratic members of congress was just jumping around on stage like a legit 'tard and dropping f-bombs at a rally.

All these people do is project.

Posted by: Jay in PA at June 26, 2024 03:34 PM (i7Q7S)

78 The storm clouds from this poll concern the potential that the gap widening in Trump's favor increases the deep state's/Democrats' desperation. Were I Kamala, I would do my best to keep my location secret until after the election.

Posted by: Oglebay at June 26, 2024 03:35 PM (ogTiX)

79 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

Wasn't he just getting over "covid" that someone probably purposely gave to him? Or am I thinking of a different debate?

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 03:35 PM (HWur+)

80
National polls in a state by state Electoral College contest?

Who fucking cares? We don't elect Presidents via National elections, in fact almost no nation in the world elects their head of government via a National election. The only ones I can think of are Taiwan and S Korea.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2024 03:35 PM (n+4am)

81 If Trump goes to jail, that needs to become an "I am Spartacus" moment for anyone that's not a raving leftist communist. Also known as Democrat.

We need to let the legal process play out.

Posted by: Miss Lindsey! at June 26, 2024 03:35 PM (uxCna)

82 i'll probably follow the 'debate' if it's covered someplace like here
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 03:31 PM (CWTWj)

=====

Same. I'm not going to watch it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2024 03:35 PM (DRSnL)

83 13 Who are You and what did you do to ace?


Ace would have said,
"Here's a poll thread, fuck you and your feelings if you don't like it. "


ace may be in the pocket of big king harv

Posted by: cheap fake anachronda at June 26, 2024 03:35 PM (sGtp+)

84 >>>Sundowner finally strokes out being hopped up would change everything.
It can't be 100% safe drugging up a 81 year old

yup, they are playing with this sexually-assaulting husk's life.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2024 03:35 PM (KRtlO)

85 His "worst" performance at a debate was when he was too mean to poor old Joe in the first debate of 2020, a performance so bad that Democrats had to cheat by mail for months before shutting down ballot counting in six states in the middle of the night to ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall to barely get Biden an electoral college victory.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)
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Yea and in that first debate it was Joey Shitbrains who first broke decorum by interrupting and talking over Trump. Trump was quite calm and collected until that happened. Then Trump had no choice but to respond in kind. When a bully pushes you, you have no choice but to push back. Schoolyard rules.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

86 The idea that Trump is some kind of easily triggered toddler is weird at this point.

the left still believes the "gorilla channel" and "he tried to grab the steering wheel" stuff, they'll believe anything

Posted by: brak at June 26, 2024 03:35 PM (AR07F)

87
"Snapshots and Soundbites Forever"
Posted by: Outlaws rejected lyrics


Sousa's finest

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2024 03:35 PM (63Dwl)

88 77 One of the most admired Democratic members of congress was just jumping around on stage like a legit 'tard and dropping f-bombs at a rally.

All these people do is project.
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 26, 2024 03:34 PM (i7Q7S)

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Jamaal was authentic and taken out by the Jew lobby!

Trump replying to questions calmly is obviously a toddler who's going to launch nukes at Germany at Putin's request.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

89 79 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

Wasn't he just getting over "covid" that someone probably purposely gave to him? Or am I thinking of a different debate?
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 03:35 PM (HWur+)

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That might be right.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

90 I'm not a doctor, but from what I understand, a productive cough is one that actually accomplishes to goal of a cough: to free up stuff caught up in the lungs.

I've heard it for a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin

You are correct. Saw it on many a medical report when I worked for Blue Cross.

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2024 03:36 PM (oaGWv)

91 Can Biden go 90 minutes without shitting his pants? We may finally know.

Posted by: Dave's not here, man at June 26, 2024 03:27 PM (raPis)

Thats it! Trump should sniff at Biden and say. "Joe, gees man what did you have for lunch!? Time out! Diaper change!"

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 26, 2024 03:36 PM (vF7gj)

92 I do not believe for one second that Biden holds Democrats better than Trump holds Republicans....It never occurs to them that more people are concerned about the demented, incompetent tyrant Biden.

Speaking of "Republicans" that won't vote Trump and are just discovering Joetatoe is a demented moron, did you know National Review has a YouTube channel? It just popped into my recommended list today, with their newest video (from 4 days ago) entitled "What's WRONG with Joe Biden?"
https://tinyurl.com/djsr45y5

Posted by: Intercepted National Review Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 26, 2024 03:36 PM (ycI94)

93 I do not believe for one second that Biden holds Democrats better than Trump holds Republicans.
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Maybe it's a weighted poll. "Weighted" in factoring what the anti-Trumpsters who identify as Republican* weigh.

*When it suits them. How many times has Super Expert Nichols left?

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2024 03:36 PM (1bNHn)

94 82 Same. I'm not going to watch it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2024 03:35 PM (DRSnL)

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Hmm...

Unfaithfully Yours, directed by Preston Sturges, or the Presidential Debate that Won't Matter directed by Jake Tapper...

Decisions, decisions...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

95 I like sons that live

Posted by: Donald Hard Trump at June 26, 2024 03:36 PM (NtVYv)

96 >>>National polls in a state by state Electoral College contest?
Who fucking cares?

you should care. There's a strong correlation between national polling and final electoral vote count. State elections are made up of people polled in national polls, you know.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2024 03:36 PM (KRtlO)

97 also, if trump clearly wins but the dems have the house of reps in january they will try to stop him. same with the senate,

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 03:36 PM (CWTWj)

98 I would find it amusing if Trump won and set the DOJ on Democrat alternate electors from places like AZ.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

The DOJ doing what Trump wants… that’s funny right there, I don’t care who ya are.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 26, 2024 03:37 PM (9mfKN)

99 As long as Democrats overwhelmingly support Biden they will win.

They are not shy about stuffing ballot boxes, counting preferred ballots multiple times, spoiling ballots/boxes of the enemy, and simply pencil in fabricated vote tallies.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 26, 2024 03:37 PM (zHK5Q)

100 .>>>5 I like sons that live

Posted by: Donald Hard Trump

lol

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2024 03:37 PM (KRtlO)

101 Is there traditionally a handshake at the start? I might tune in just to see that.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 26, 2024 03:37 PM (Dm8we)

102 In other news, there is a car chase that has been going on for two hours in SoCal. Some guy stole an Audi, he got arrested, and the chick took the wheel, and has been driving around Compton

Coming to a close now, maybe. Watching Smoke N Scan....lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2024 03:37 PM (ufFY8)

103 98 I would find it amusing if Trump won and set the DOJ on Democrat alternate electors from places like AZ.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

The DOJ doing what Trump wants… that’s funny right there, I don’t care who ya are.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 26, 2024 03:37 PM (9mfKN)

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It's funny on several levels.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

104 52 Poll for strippers, Pole a person from Poland, Paul a troll
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 26, 2024


Ray, a drop of golden ssuuuunnnnn! 🎶🎵

Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2024 03:38 PM (p4NUW)

105 Biden’s composure and command? Okay. Go with that.

They really do live in a different world.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 26, 2024 03:38 PM (JTwsP)

106 Karen Read jury verdict right now??!?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2024 03:38 PM (ufFY8)

107 Hey, remember when some college people re-enacted one of the Trump- Hillz Debo, but had a man say Hillary’s responses, and a woodsy Trump’s?

Yeah, Trump slam-dunked it. His words/responses separated from him. Interesting experiment that disproved misogyny/bias against Hillary.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2024 03:38 PM (Hkcdp)

108 But there is a very good chance that Trump will be locked up next month and things will take a huge shift. What will happen, I do not know.

It is a Rubicon that cannot be uncrossed, even if Trump is quickly released by appealing to the US Supreme Court.

And I'm starting to think that there is a good possibility that the New York authorities would simply ignore a US Supreme Court order, arguing that Trump has to exhaust his appeals in the New York court system before the USSC can intervene.

Posted by: Miss Lindsey! at June 26, 2024 03:38 PM (uxCna)

109 "I want to end Democracy."

"Sorry we can't do that anymore for you because your vote just stopped mattering."

"But you did what I wanted you to."

"Right. So here is your Democracy back. Congratulations, your vote counts again."

"But I don't want it to count!"

"Ok. Your vote doesn't count anymore. We've taken away Democracy again."

"Thank you."

"Wait a minute!!!!"

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 03:39 PM (HWur+)

110 My dream is that the cocktail of meds given to Joey before the debate causes him to have a psychotic break and begin ripping at the skin on his face while screaming "spiders , spiders. "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 26, 2024 03:39 PM (N+p0+)

111 >>>Biden's big plan for the debate? The obvious: Avoid talking about his dismal record and just keep attacking and insulting Trump, hoping he will respond poorly.

Biden's big plan for the debate? TO LIE.

Posted by: m at June 26, 2024 03:39 PM (NHMTR)

112 Gah, auto correct sucks.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2024 03:39 PM (Hkcdp)

113 It's just that the word has only recently been used that way; and it seems strange. We talk about productive workers or a productive process, but a cough . . .?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 03:31 PM (J2vNu)


I've been hearing the term for several decades.

Posted by: Emmie at June 26, 2024 03:39 PM (Sf2cq)

114 Jury coming in.
No, done for the day.
Shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2024 03:39 PM (ufFY8)

115 A total of 50% say that the Fake Conviction is important to one degree or another, but only 39% -- the Democrat base, of course -- claim it's more than "somewhat" important.
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Don't ignore the fact that this question, too, can go both ways, as with the "saving democracy" question.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2024 03:39 PM (1bNHn)

116 The commies will pull every trick in the book, and several they pull directly from their asses to keep Trump out of the oval office. Bank on it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2024 03:39 PM (pohLc)

117 Gambling odds on the debate:
https://tinyurl.com/tuw97ttt

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 03:39 PM (98J/K)

118 It's pretty predictable that if Republicans are up by 1 nationally, then they'll win most of the swing states. If they're up 2, they'll win all of them except maybe Michigan and Wisconsin. Up by 3-4 , they win all swing states. Up by 5, and the weaker blue states start to topple. Up by 8, you can see states like NY in play.

The national polls are NOT completely divorced from state polls and the national vote is not completely divorced from state-by-state voting.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2024 03:40 PM (KRtlO)

119 13 Please don't complain about this being a poll post. Everyone has been wondering how the Fake Conviction of Trump would wind up affecting the race.

Who are You and what did you do to ace?

Ace would have said,
"Here's a poll thread, fuck you and your feelings if you don't like it. "
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 26, 2024 03:25 PM (JButp)

Between the lines, that's there.

Posted by: m at June 26, 2024 03:40 PM (NHMTR)

120 re 91: i learned years ago that snails used for escargot are basically starved for some days so you don't get any waste matter when you eat them. yuck either way

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 03:40 PM (CWTWj)

121 Is there traditionally a handshake at the start? I might tune in just to see that.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 26, 2024 03:37 PM (Dm8we)

The Donald should bring one of those hand buzzers.


I wonder if Joe will try to sniff him ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 26, 2024 03:41 PM (NtVYv)

122 Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 03:39 PM (HWur+)

In case you missed it, I have finally made a response.

Posted by: Emmie at June 26, 2024 03:41 PM (Sf2cq)

123 It doesn't seem to occur to them that two can provoke.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2024 03:41 PM (1bNHn)

124 I am not sure Trump is very provocable,this is the man who when fined by a judge for contempt for "saying three words" started digging in his wallet, making the judge tell him he didn't have to pay up just then. To which Trump replied, "I am checking to see if I have enough money to say two more words"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2024 03:30 PM (D7oie)


You are shitting me right? Because I would pay to hear that.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 26, 2024 03:41 PM (vF7gj)

125 another terrible thing trump will do as president: allow energy prices to fall. bad bad bad

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 03:42 PM (CWTWj)

126 41 The only way the debate will change anything is if biden suddenly drops dead on stage.
Posted by: nurse ratched at

Sad this is so inside the realm of possibility.

Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2024 03:42 PM (p4NUW)

127 Amphetamines and specific drugs like adderal can cause bowel movements and diarrhea I imagine that’s why they have breaks.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 26, 2024 03:42 PM (7gP3b)

128 Sundowner finally strokes out being hopped up would change everything.
It can't be 100% safe drugging up a 81 year old

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2024 03:33 PM


It is not and whatever doctor they have doing this to biden is technically guilty of elderly abuse.


They pulled the same $hit with hillary in 2016 and she literally stroked out on a bollard and had to be tossed like a side of beef into the scooby van at the 9/11 memorial service.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 26, 2024 03:42 PM (QNSds)

129 Good afternoon all.
Isn't it interesting that Biden who supposedly gets intel updates every day, has his pulse on what is going on in the world, has been meeting world leaders in person needs a week to prepare for the debate.
Meanwhile, Trump is out campaigning, holding round tables in black barber shops and buying Pizza and Chicken sandwiches for the crowds that show up just to get a glimpse of him.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2024 03:42 PM (t/2Uw)

130 Donald Trump's felony conviction in New York City: 23 percent say extremely important,

Very important to me - I want fairness. I want Trump to round up his political enemies with platoons of shock troops at 0'dark thirty with authorized lethal force. If something goes bad I want comp packages for troops suffering trauma in fatal raids - two weeks paid leave minimum for having to suffer the trauma of shooting a perp.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 26, 2024 03:43 PM (zHK5Q)

131 In case you missed it, I have finally made a response.
Posted by: Emmie at June 26, 2024 03:41 PM (Sf2cq)

You're the best! I miss everything!!!

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 03:43 PM (HWur+)

132 42 Dude, that "coping and seething" video is gayer than a homo during pride month screaming out his window "I love dick!"
Posted by: Elric Blade

It was gayer than that.

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2024 03:43 PM (oaGWv)

133 Can Biden go 90 minutes without shitting his pants? We may finally know...
Posted by: Dave's not here, man at June 26, 2024 03:27 PM (raPis)
......

if Banatrol really works.

Finished that for you.

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2024 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

134 "Gah, auto correct sucks."

You spelled 'Argh" wrong.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 03:43 PM (98J/K)

135

Gambling odds on the debate:
https://tinyurl.com/tuw97ttt
Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 03:39 PM (98J/K)



I call bullshit.


Some of the wagers include how many “non-facts” will be uttered by the two White House contenders — the non-facts over/under for Trump is 15.5 while Biden ‘s is 9.5 — the first candidate to mispronounce a politician’s name, and who will be the first to interrupt CNN’s Jake Tapper or Dana Bash, the debate’s moderators.


They're saying Trump will tell more lies than Biden. ALL BIDEN DOES IS LIE.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

136 44 I am not sure Trump is very provocable,this is the man who when fined by a judge for contempt for "saying three words" started digging in his wallet, making the judge tell him he didn't have to pay up just then. To which Trump replied, "I am checking to see if I have enough money to say two more words"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2024 03:30 PM (D7oie)

Please let this be true.

Posted by: m at June 26, 2024 03:43 PM (NHMTR)

137 It doesn't seem to occur to them that two can provoke.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2024 03:41 PM (1bNHn)


Yes, but we've already seen the spin - Biden's anger is from his passion for saving our precious democracy and caring for the folks.

Posted by: spindrift at June 26, 2024 03:43 PM (OguvZ)

138 Biden's big plan for the debate? The obvious: Avoid talking about his dismal record and just keep attacking and insulting Trump, hoping he will respond poorly.

No, he'll leave that stuff to the "moderators". He isn't clever enough to pull off the needling.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 03:43 PM (xCA6C)

139 62 The Dems went all in with CONVICTED FELON!! only to have Joe's polling get worse.

just wait until kamala insists that her oath to the constitution demands that she not accept electoral votes for a convicted felon.

Posted by: cheap fake anachronda at June 26, 2024 03:44 PM (sGtp+)

140 what drugs are they giving Biden? I'm sure there is speculation. Adderrall? Beta blockers? xanax? All of the above?

Posted by: brak at June 26, 2024 03:44 PM (AR07F)

141 14 Fun True Fact:

Early voting begin in less than 90 days in Pa.

Biden may get upwards of 100M votes at that rate.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 26, 2024 03:25 PM (JTm3U)
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And that's just Philadelphia! Biden is back, baby!

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2024 03:44 PM (1bNHn)

142 I am heading out to Utah tomorrow to attend a Christian Men's retreat with my son and friends. The pastor threatened to make us watch the debate, then said, "Just kidding."

He's a wry wit.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at June 26, 2024 03:44 PM (xPJvm)

143 New A Rated Marquette Law Wisconsin poll - Biden 47% Trump 44%.

Almost out of the margin of error! Biden wins in WI for sure. No more gerrymandered voter suppression.

The tide's turning for Biden. Joe loves Milwaukee. Joe loves everybody.

Also: Source: Politico. President Joe Biden and Democrats have been insisting that Florida’s gettable for them in November. In a podcast interview with Puck News’ John Heilemann released Monday, Biden campaign chair Jen O’Malley Dillon responded bluntly when asked if Florida was a battleground state: “No.” Heilemann then joked that he “was afraid you were going to lie” about Florida’s status.

“Not a lot of staffers, consultants or organizers are in a position to say it, but this was such an unnecessary, demoralizing gut punch,” Florida-based communications consultant Kevin Cate wrote on X about the comments, while urging fellow Democrats to keep up their work “and one day, we will flip it.”

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 26, 2024 03:44 PM (ycI94)

144 One little bit of non-data I've been noticing... the junta seems to be all about saying what they're going to be doing for this "debate", what they're thinking, what they're doing to prepare, etc., while Trump's camp doesn't seem to be saying anything substantial about it other than "we'll be there".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 26, 2024 03:44 PM (BpZ5k)

145
you should care. There's a strong correlation between national polling and final electoral vote count. State elections are made up of people polled in national polls, you know.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2024 03:36 PM (KRtlO)


I'm leery of political advice from furry midget extraterrestrials who only say "yub yub"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2024 03:44 PM (n+4am)

146 In other news, there is a car chase that has been going on for two hours in SoCal. Some guy stole an Audi, he got arrested, and the chick took the wheel, and has been driving around Compton

Coming to a close now, maybe. Watching Smoke N Scan....lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2024 03:37 PM (ufFY



When we lived in SoCal, the wife and I would go over to Avalon on Catalina Island for a few days every year. They only have golf carts there and I always fantasized about leading the police on a lo-speed chase televized on KTLA. The wife thought I was stupid.


She still does.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 26, 2024 03:45 PM (8UtkD)

147 the cope and seethe video is contrasting crying lumpenbodied NPC lefties with proud based Chads.

Posted by: ace at June 26, 2024 03:45 PM (KRtlO)

148 143 Almost out of the margin of error! Biden wins in WI for sure. No more gerrymandered voter suppression.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 26, 2024 03:44 PM (ycI94)

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Gerrymandering...a state contest?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

149 re 128: they said ir was because she had pee numonia

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 03:45 PM (CWTWj)

150 Democrats (94 - 4 percent) back Biden
.......

stupid motherf**rs aren't they?

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2024 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

151 You're the best! I miss everything!!!
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 03:43 PM (HWur+)[/i{

And here I've been calling you "perceptive."

:-)

Posted by: Emmie at June 26, 2024 03:45 PM (Sf2cq)

152 135 They're saying Trump will tell more lies than Biden. ALL BIDEN DOES IS LIE.


biden's lies will be fact-check as accurate until after the election.

Posted by: cheap fake anachronda at June 26, 2024 03:45 PM (sGtp+)

153 >>National polls in a state by state Electoral College contest?

It matters in the sense of the national public sentiment. Democrats have won the national popular vote 7 out of the last races, the lone win was W in his re-election. Democrats routinely run up big margins in states like CA and NY despite the fact it has no bearing on the number of electoral votes.

Biden supposedly had 5 million more votes than Trump in 2020. If Trump really is +4 or as some pollsters have him higher he is on pace for a landslide.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2024 03:45 PM (LkLld)

154 23 I am not watching the debate. I have some goldfish to bread and fry. Maybe clip my nails.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 26, 2024 03:27 PM (7gP3b)
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I'm doing my hair. And I haven't got any.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2024 03:46 PM (1bNHn)

155 Gambling odds on the debate:
https://tinyurl.com/tuw97ttt
Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing

__________

Odds on whether they will shake hands before or after the debate are dead even. +100.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 26, 2024 03:46 PM (Dm8we)

156 When we lived in SoCal, the wife and I would go over to Avalon on Catalina Island for a few days every year. They only have golf carts there and I always fantasized about leading the police on a lo-speed chase televized on KTLA. The wife thought I was stupid.


She still does.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 26, 2024 03:45 PM (8UtkD)

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Ooh, I like Avalon. Husband & I went there on our honeymoon.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2024 03:46 PM (DRSnL)

157 All of the above?
Posted by: brak at June 26, 2024 03:44 PM (AR07F)

At this point they're just vacuuming out hunter's car, dumping everything they get into a fucking pudding cup, and hoping for the best.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 26, 2024 03:46 PM (BpZ5k)

158 >>>Biden's big plan for the debate? The obvious: Avoid talking about his dismal record and just keep attacking and insulting Trump, hoping he will respond poorly.
================
His plan? Walk on stage, keep breathing normally, rant for a bit, declare victory. Then censor all negative images and gaffes hard after the debate.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 26, 2024 03:46 PM (MJAMf)

159 155 Odds on whether they will shake hands before or after the debate are dead even. +100.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 26, 2024 03:46 PM (Dm8we)

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Where do I bet that everyone just has a good time?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

160 =======

Gerrymandering...a state contest?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:45 PM (GBKbO)



You have mistakenly taken for granted they have any clue what the word means.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

161 hey only have golf carts there and I always fantasized about leading the police on a lo-speed chase televized on KTLA. The wife thought I was stupid.
She still does.
Posted by: Chairborne!


never let the dream die~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 26, 2024 03:47 PM (IG4Id)

162 "what drugs are they giving Biden?"

Secret CIA shit that can make you do anything. Can't get it at the pharmacy.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 03:47 PM (98J/K)

163 Please don't complain about this being a poll post.

Can we complain about it being a mediocre poll post that doesn't have a single usage of cockport or zucchini tunnel?

Posted by: No Fartclam Either at June 26, 2024 03:47 PM (bDO8y)

164 The odds are very much based on what people are betting not what the house thinks will happen. Also you have to imagine the "facts" will be arbitrated by lying leftists and everyone knows that so Trump's number has to be higher by default. It's weird though. I would never bet on stupidity that relies on leftard judges.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 03:47 PM (HWur+)

165 I don't even know when the debated happen.
I will watch only if FJB falls down or stroke out live, and then on a utube replay.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2024 03:47 PM (ufFY8)

166 I don't know all the details, but I believe it was pretty much a sham conviction... and then his election was pretty much a sham too.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2024 03:32 PM (dGCAG)


Actually it was because he was convicted in a money laundering and corruption scheme during his presidency, and had to pass the election off to Dilma Roussouf, only during Covid was he sprung. He was actually convicted of corruption. Dilma was accused in the following money laundering scheme called "carwash" but that investigation sort of died.
It is related to the Panama papers, and a few other big international corruption scandals, which also seemed to evaporate for some reason probably because of the number of politicians who were involved.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2024 03:47 PM (D7oie)

167 148 143 Almost out of the margin of error! Biden wins in WI for sure. No more gerrymandered voter suppression.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 26, 2024 03:44 PM (ycI94)

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Gerrymandering...a state contest?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

Forget it, [James], it’s [DU].

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 26, 2024 03:47 PM (9mfKN)

168 7 out of the last 8 races

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2024 03:47 PM (LkLld)

169 When Trump gets elected that POS that put Wray in charge of the FBI is IN. FOR. IT.

Posted by: blaster at June 26, 2024 03:47 PM (xhfG9)

170 I'm leery of political advice from furry midget extraterrestrials who only say "yub yub"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2024 03:44 PM (n+4am)
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TBF, they also occasionally say, "Eeetah!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 26, 2024 03:47 PM (3Fz6p)

171 160 You have mistakenly taken for granted they have any clue what the word means.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

======

Elbridge Gerry is probably hanging his head in shame.

His decayed, desiccated corpse of a head.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

172 Trump literally doesn't even have to speak.

Trump won't lose a single vote based on this debate.

Biden might lose a billion campaign dollars based on his performance.

Posted by: Oschisms at June 26, 2024 03:48 PM (JQiMb)

173 PDT just has to not let Biden get under his skin.

Posted by: m at June 26, 2024 03:48 PM (NHMTR)

174 Buck up, little campers. #ItGetsWorse


I like my tag line better, though I'm pretty sure I ripped it off from somebody else.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 26, 2024 03:48 PM (sAmhv)

175 "In the lead-up to the 2024 presidential debates, President Joe Biden's team is reportedly concentrating on tactics to provoke former President Donald Trump. According to sources, Biden's debate preparation involves identifying ways to elicit strong reactions from Trump, potentially to showcase Biden's composure and command in contrast."

I have to give FJB's team credit. They honed in on the one thing this late stage dementia chupapollas can still do on demand.


Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 26, 2024 03:48 PM (dwW0F)

176 My theory is that gambling odds ought to be a better predictor than polls are. People can make up anything to please a pollster, but bettors have money on the line.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 03:48 PM (98J/K)

177 Elbridge Gerry is probably hanging his head in shame.

His decayed, desiccated corpse of a head.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

Elderberry Gerry ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 26, 2024 03:49 PM (NtVYv)

178
Amphetamines and specific drugs like adderal can cause bowel movements and diarrhea I imagine that’s why they have breaks.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 26, 2024 03:42 PM


the breaks are gonna be like NASCAR pit stops for biden's team...top off the meds, swap out the depends, wipe his butt, drain the catheter

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 26, 2024 03:49 PM (bEb2S)

179 Polls are for strippers!

I hear there is a judge looking for work in Atlanta....

Posted by: blaster at June 26, 2024 03:49 PM (xhfG9)

180 And here I've been calling you "perceptive."

:-)
Posted by: Emmie at June 26, 2024 03:45 PM (Sf2cq)

You may be thinking about a different ellipsis

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 03:49 PM (HWur+)

181 >>>Biden's big plan for the debate? The obvious: Avoid talking about his dismal record and just keep attacking and insulting Trump, hoping he will respond poorly.

Dude, Biden can't do a simple meet and greet event without a step-by-step guide, with pictures, telling him when to sit, wave, talk, and leave. There's no way he can retain any semblance of a game plan, let alone detailed rebuttals and quips.

Sure, they may prep him a bit as such, but assuming everything's on the up and up (BIG assumption), Biden will be operating off pure BS politician instinct, honed over 40 years of public "service".

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 26, 2024 03:49 PM (ycI94)

182 Ooh, I like Avalon. Husband & I went there on our honeymoon.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2024 03:46 PM (DRSnL)



It's a beautiful place. I called it the anti-LA because there was no traffic to speak of (except for the golf carts). Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 26, 2024 03:49 PM (8UtkD)

183 Meanwhile, the two-man race -- which is not the real contest -- is the one they put forward as "real."
----------
And they will continue to beat this drum. Keeps the base excited to show up and gives them a tight enough margin for how you say.... suspect votes.

Posted by: scampydog at June 26, 2024 03:49 PM (2bFN5)

184 42 Dude, that "coping and seething" video is gayer than a homo during pride month screaming out his window "I love dick!"
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 03:30 PM (iFTx/)
______
That was my impression.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2024 03:49 PM (1bNHn)

185
Elderberry Gerry ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 26, 2024 03:49 PM (NtVYv)



He STANKY!!!!

Posted by: French Knight at June 26, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

186 I'm hoping Joe shits his pants, starts bleeding from his eyeball, falls on his face and starts flopping around like a fish.
Does that make me a bad person?

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2024 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

187 129 Good afternoon all.
Isn't it interesting that Biden who supposedly gets intel updates every day, has his pulse on what is going on in the world, has been meeting world leaders in person needs a week to prepare for the debate.
Meanwhile, Trump is out campaigning, holding round tables in black barber shops and buying Pizza and Chicken sandwiches for the crowds that show up just to get a glimpse of him.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2024 03:42 PM (t/2Uw)

++++

Extremely weird to me too. It's as if nothing else at all is going on in the world, nothing is as important than cramming for this debate for a week. Again, if the tables were turned and Trump was on a week's leave of absence to study for a debate, the media would be scolding and critizing him nonstop.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 26, 2024 03:50 PM (4SnFm)

188 but he's losing black support

hes losing Latin American support

some women

doesnt compute

Posted by: Butkus51 at June 26, 2024 03:50 PM (KZpLe)

189 interesting fact: after some digging around the internet a few years ago i learned that if you took out three counties in california and two in nyc (like manhattan and brooklyn), trump would have won the popular vote. this is why the popular vote should be used instead of the electoral college. also why they'd never put trump on trial in a place lke w virginia

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 03:50 PM (CWTWj)

190 Dude, that "coping and seething" video is gayer than a homo during pride month screaming out his window "I love dick!"
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 03:30 PM (iFTx/)



Did it remind you of that one time, in Vegas?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

191 I do not believe for one second that Biden holds Democrats better than Trump holds Republicans.

Cheney, Bush, Romney, French, Ryan, McConnel, etc.

All claim to be True Republicans™ and every damned one will vote the Uniparty/Communist Candidate whether that is Biden or what other post turtle the Party Stewards select.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 26, 2024 03:50 PM (rHxhM)

192 LOL

Smoke N Scan is watching the LA City Council Meeting now. Citizens are bitching about a new planned RV park.

The dude is abiding, taking another hit on his big bag bong.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2024 03:50 PM (ufFY8)

193 @14, Biden may get 100M votes (in PA alone? with fake voting, sure); but if he's not on the ballot, then what happens...

Posted by: An Ordinary Citizen at June 26, 2024 03:51 PM (rRscY)

194 DJT has to debate three people. Biden can just lay back.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 03:51 PM (98J/K)

195 Howdy Ace, Horde

76 If you're interested, check out El Chapparal in Helotes. Best Mexican food you'll have in your life.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 26, 2024 03:51 PM (6M5v9)

196 190 Dude, that "coping and seething" video is gayer than a homo during pride month screaming out his window "I love dick!"
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

Did it remind you of that one time, in Vegas?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

hahahahahaha

Posted by: m at June 26, 2024 03:51 PM (NHMTR)

197 Dude, that "coping and seething" video is gayer than a homo during pride month screaming out his window "I love dick!"
Posted by: Elric Blade
-------------
Is this about a Vegas, blackout drunk adventure?

Posted by: scampydog at June 26, 2024 03:51 PM (2bFN5)

198 193 @14, Biden may get 100M votes (in PA alone? with fake voting, sure); but if he's not on the ballot, then what happens...
Posted by: An Ordinary Citizen at June 26, 2024 03:51 PM (rRscY)

========

Calvinball leading to Democrats retaining power?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

199 Isn't it interesting that Biden who supposedly gets intel updates every day, has his pulse on what is going on in the world, has been meeting world leaders in person needs a week to prepare for the debate.


Further proving he's not actually in charge.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

200 189 interesting fact: after some digging around the internet a few years ago i learned that if you took out three counties in california and two in nyc (like manhattan and brooklyn), trump would have won the popular vote. this is why the popular vote should be used instead of the electoral college. also why they'd never put trump on trial in a place lke w virginia
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 03:50 PM (CWTWj)

Bet IL would also have gone Trump if you took out 1 or 2 counties.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 26, 2024 03:51 PM (9mfKN)

201 re 186: yes, just like elijah making fun of the prophets of baal

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 03:51 PM (CWTWj)

202 the cope and seethe video is contrasting crying lumpenbodied NPC lefties with proud based Chads.

Posted by: ace

I love that video. Sorry, the music may be gay but there is no way that, um, that body is gay.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2024 03:52 PM (t/2Uw)

203 All those people that wouldn't have voted Biden if they knew the laptop was real. Something like 20%. Are you telling me that was all bullshit to cover up the fact that they manufactured 20% of Biden's votes in a Buick? I shan't believe it.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 03:52 PM (HWur+)

204 If FJB tracks in doodoo on the floor returning from break, expect the camera feed to be immediately cut. Technical difficulties.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 03:52 PM (98J/K)

205 Some of you guys see gay everywhere.

Does holding your own wang in the can pose an excruciating dilemma?

Posted by: Does This Post Make Me Gay? at June 26, 2024 03:53 PM (bDO8y)

206 New Quinippiac Poll Has Trump Taking a "Slight," "Small" Lead

Translation:

GOP Fund Raising Emails: "Its now more important than ever to spend your last dime on the GOP in order to WIN!!!"

DNC Fund Raising Emails: "Its now more important than ever to bundle even more cash and stuff more ballots in order to WIN!!1!"

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 26, 2024 03:53 PM (rHxhM)

207 Nice kid, don’t get cocky though. Not in the metaphorical sense anyway.

Posted by: He-she Solo at June 26, 2024 03:53 PM (Y8lzz)

208 203 All those people that wouldn't have voted Biden if they knew the laptop was real. Something like 20%. Are you telling me that was all bullshit to cover up the fact that they manufactured 20% of Biden's votes in a Buick? I shan't believe it.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 03:52 PM (HWur+)

=======

They wouldn't have done that against a quality Republican candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

209 67 Sundowner finally strokes out being hopped up would change everything.
It can't be 100% safe drugging up a 81 year old
Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2024 03:33 PM (fwDg9)

Like adding nitrous and a blower to a Model-T, it's eventually going to break something.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 26, 2024 03:53 PM (VGRuw)

210 65 >>>19 Ace, my nightmare, recently, has been that faithless electors will determine the outcome… yeah, they WOULD dare that, I believe..

Nah. If it didn't happen in 2016, it's not going to happen now. Trump has more control over the party and its state apparatuses, the electors chosen will be MAGA.

Remember, the candidate chooses the slate of electors who will be elected to the college when you vote for him. These aren't strangers off the street or bitter NeverTrumpers. These are going to be, excuse the expression, fire-breathing MAGA Trump-tards.

No chance of faithless electors.
Posted by: ace at June 26, 2024 03:33 PM (KRtlO)
______
Oh? What will the electors do if they are told Brandon will be sitting their 11 year old daughters or granddaughters? It'd be a shame is something happened.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2024 03:53 PM (1bNHn)

211 anyway, when trump wins the dems will do anything to stop him.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 03:53 PM (CWTWj)

212 If the Democrats lose the election ( I know, I know) do you anticipate a peaceful transition of power?

Posted by: tubal at June 26, 2024 03:53 PM (PCK5/)

213 Gerrymandering...a state contest?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

Forget it, [James], it’s [DU].
Posted by: DoublySymmetric

Yes, they're retarded, but I THINK the argument is Wisconsin is a purple (or light blue) state by population, but gerrymandering had made State government more Red until recently, which depressed Dem voters? I guess like Republicans in CA don't bother voting in most elections? Still dumb DU analysis, but possibly not quite as stupid as it appears?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 26, 2024 03:53 PM (ycI94)

214 Further proving he's not actually in charge.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

Trunapnlzoose outside should have told ya

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 03:53 PM (HWur+)

215 why the popular vote should be used instead of the electoral college. a

This is why we have a fucking constitutional Republic (if we can keep it), instead of an even more dysfunctional Athenian democracy.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2024 03:54 PM (ufFY8)

216 213 Yes, they're retarded, but I THINK the argument is Wisconsin is a purple (or light blue) state by population, but gerrymandering had made State government more Red until recently, which depressed Dem voters? I guess like Republicans in CA don't bother voting in most elections? Still dumb DU analysis, but possibly not quite as stupid as it appears?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 26, 2024 03:53 PM (ycI94)

=======

Biden won WI by something like 10,000 votes.

The Madison election official is accused of manufacturing 60,000 votes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

217 They keep thinking the 2020 Trump--4 years into the hardest job in the world and in the midst of the still-unknown Covid-- is the one that will show up.

But, see Trump at the rallies-- That's the Trump of 2016.

The one that whipped 16 of the GOPe's best.
Whipped the Smartest Woman in the World.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 26, 2024 03:54 PM (FAP8n)

218 Blood filled eyeball is what I'll be hoping to see at the debate

Posted by: nckate at June 26, 2024 03:54 PM (4bYb7)

219 I love that video. Sorry, the music may be gay but there is no way that, um, that body is gay.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2024 03:52 PM (t/2Uw)


Wrong. Fags work out too.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2024 03:55 PM (pohLc)

220 I do not believe for one second that Biden holds Democrats better than Trump holds Republicans.


yeah bc that's an obvious lie

not so much a cope as a "let's not have people fleeing the sinking ship" type thing

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2024 03:55 PM (s3qiR)

221 OT I know but I was just watching the video of the two Falcon Heavy side cores landing side by side. Amazing. Now there's something to get excited about.

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2024 03:56 PM (oaGWv)

222 If Trump does win, it is really hard to envision Joe transitioning the office to him.

The Dems will go full election denier and CONVICTED FELON!!! non-stop.

I just can't picture Trump being allowed to be sworn in.

Posted by: Jay in PA at June 26, 2024 03:56 PM (i7Q7S)

223 Dude, that "coping and seething" video is gayer than a homo during pride month screaming out his window "I love dick!"
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 03:30 PM (iFTx/)


Did it remind you of that one time, in Vegas?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
____

Those dudes in the video were ripped up, so I guess if you're gonna go drunken gay you might as well make the real gays jealous.

What I've learned:

Make a thoughtful comment about the topic at hand: maybe get two or three responses.

Post a link to a hot girl with yuge boobs: get 2x or 3x that number of responses.

Make a a joke about drunken homo sex in Vegas: get dozens of responses for days on end!

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

224 I want to see a typedelete go on the typedelete and rip a typedelete in typedelete's typedelete right before typedeleting his fucking typedelete back and forth across the typedelete until he finally typedeletes shit and blood.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 03:56 PM (HWur+)

225 218 I'm hoping to hear Biden cite his '51 intelligence experts' hoax, forgetting that it's been blown. DJT can trap him into doing that if he tries.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 03:56 PM (98J/K)

226 212 If the Democrats lose the election ( I know, I know) do you anticipate a peaceful transition of power?


I actually do.

if the rumblings among wealthy libs here are any indication, they are worried about total financial collapse a little bit

they're acting like they think Trump will be President again, it's weird.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2024 03:57 PM (s3qiR)

227 I'll just read comments here during the debate. And wait or "DRINK!".

BTW what's the drink signal? How about every time Trumps mike gets cut off?

*get more vodka*

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 26, 2024 03:57 PM (vF7gj)

228 Any odds that PDJT mentions the phrase "showers with Ashley" during the debate?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 26, 2024 03:57 PM (3Kyon)

229
Make a a joke about drunken homo sex in Vegas: get dozens of responses for days on end!
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 03:56 PM (iFTx/)



Welcome to The Horde!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

230 OT I know but I was just watching the video of the two Falcon Heavy side cores landing side by side. Amazing. Now there's something to get excited about.
Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2024 03:56 PM (oaGWv)

I caught that live yesterday.
Freaking awesome.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2024 03:57 PM (ufFY8)

231 Dude, that "coping and seething" video is gayer than a homo during pride month screaming out his window "I love dick!"
Posted by: Elric Blade

It was gayer than that.
Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2024 03:43 PM


Gayer than Truman Capote drinking pitchers of Cosmos and singing show tunes while getting blown by Elton John in a feather boa.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 26, 2024 03:57 PM (ZANHd)

232 Some of you guys see gay everywhere.

Does holding your own wang in the can pose an excruciating dilemma?
Posted by: Does This Post Make Me Gay? at June 26, 2024 03:53 PM (bDO8y)
........

I hesitate to comment until Masturbatin' Pete weighs in.

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2024 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

233 223 So true.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 03:57 PM (98J/K)

234 What I've learned:

Make a thoughtful comment about the topic at hand: maybe get two or three responses.

Post a link to a hot girl with yuge boobs: get 2x or 3x that number of responses.

Make a a joke about drunken homo sex in Vegas: get dozens of responses for days on end!
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 03:56 PM (iFTx/)


Best part: Web is FOREVER!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2024 03:57 PM (pohLc)

235 Again, if the tables were turned and Trump was on a week's leave of absence to study for a debate, the media would be scolding and critizing him nonstop.

And for good reason, Trump could sit all day in a freezing cold court-room and then debate any number of Deep State hacks on the way from the court room door to his limo.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 26, 2024 03:57 PM (rHxhM)

236 why the popular vote should be used instead of the electoral college. a

This is why we have a fucking constitutional Republic (if we can keep it), instead of an even more dysfunctional Athenian democracy.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2024 03:54 PM (ufFY


Exacorry !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 26, 2024 03:58 PM (NtVYv)

237 If Trump wins WI by 10,000 votes, the endless lawsuits will stop the certification.

The Dems just are not going to give up the WH to him.

Posted by: Jay in PA at June 26, 2024 03:58 PM (i7Q7S)

238 Make a a joke about drunken homo sex in Vegas: get dozens of responses forever!
Posted by: Elric Blade"

FIFY

Posted by: Pawl at June 26, 2024 03:58 PM (vFG9F)

239 228 Any odds that PDJT mentions the phrase "showers with Ashley" during the debate?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 26, 2024 03:57 PM (3Kyon)

That would be fun entertainment, but an incredibly bad idea…

Posted by: tubal at June 26, 2024 03:58 PM (PCK5/)

240 BTW what's the drink signal? How about every time Trumps mike gets cut off?

*get more vodka*
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm

How about when FJB slurs or forgets what he is saying. Might be mighty tough to get through the debate though.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 26, 2024 03:58 PM (dwW0F)

241 What I've learned:

Make a thoughtful comment about the topic at hand: maybe get two or three responses.

Post a link to a hot girl with yuge boobs: get 2x or 3x that number of responses.

Make a a joke about drunken homo sex in Vegas: get dozens of responses for days on end!
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 03:56 PM


Gentlemen! He's broken the code!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 26, 2024 03:59 PM (ZANHd)

242 Biden won WI by something like 10,000 votes.

The Madison election official is accused of manufacturing 60,000 votes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

Don't get me started on Milwaukee in 2020. Just. Don't.

Posted by: pookysgirl was watching things unfold and they weren't pretty at June 26, 2024 03:59 PM (dtlDP)

243 I saw Showers with Ashley open for Wet Leg at Lulu's Bait Shack in 2022.

The tickets, and drinks, were free. There were 14 people there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

244 Make a a joke about drunken homo sex in Vegas: get dozens of responses for days on end!
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

You brought that shit upon yourself. You have to know your audience.


By the way, what your was that Vegas trip ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 26, 2024 03:59 PM (NtVYv)

245 Screw the drug test. I want a DNA test because I think the odds are over 50% Biden has a stand in show up.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 26, 2024 03:59 PM (17s+e)

246 Make a a joke about drunken homo sex in Vegas: get dozens of responses for days on end!
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

=====

Damn, I miss all the good stuff. Stupid work.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2024 03:59 PM (DRSnL)

247 242 Don't get me started on Milwaukee in 2020. Just. Don't.
Posted by: pookysgirl was watching things unfold and they weren't pretty at June 26, 2024 03:59 PM (dtlDP)

=======

They wouldn't have done that against a quality candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

248 WHY U MESSIN' UP!!!

DAMMIT I WUZ IN THE ZONE OVER HERE!!!!!

Posted by: A Compelling Speaker of Troofs at June 26, 2024 03:59 PM (sh1GZ)

249 239 'How old was Ashley when you stopped showering with her?' Legit question.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 04:00 PM (98J/K)

250 This is one of my all time favorite comparisons of the 2020 election to previous elections. It's also why Democrats are so insistent on abolishing the electoral college.

In 2020 supposedly the vast majority of Biden's record 81 million votes came from one of the smallest collections of counties ever. He won a little more than half the number of counties Obama won but got 12 million more votes.

There is no possible way this could have happened yet we are told it did.

https://tinyurl.com/4ce4ax55

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2024 04:00 PM (LkLld)

251 223 Make a a joke about drunken homo sex in Vegas: get dozens of responses for days on end!
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

Prob'ly years on end. Or decades.

Posted by: m at June 26, 2024 04:00 PM (NHMTR)

252 Gayer than Truman Capote drinking pitchers of Cosmos and singing show tunes while getting blown by Elton John in a feather boa.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 26, 2024 03:57 PM (ZANHd)




It's almost as if you were a witness.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

253 "I saw Showers with Ashley open for Wet Leg at Lulu's Bait Shack in 2022.

The tickets, and drinks, were free. There were 14 people there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden"


That was the tour where Slight Small Lead dropped out after two shows.

Posted by: fd at June 26, 2024 04:00 PM (vFG9F)

254 Meanwhile, Trump is out campaigning, holding round tables in black barber shops and buying Pizza and Chicken sandwiches for the crowds that show up just to get a glimpse of him.

Posted by: sharon

__________

Put your hands together for Jackson Heights own Donald Trump!

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 26, 2024 04:01 PM (Dm8we)

255 he won a little less than half the counties Obama did not more.

damn multitasking.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2024 04:01 PM (LkLld)

256 This debate brought to you by Banatrol !

Posted by: CNN at June 26, 2024 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

257 228 Any odds that PDJT mentions the phrase "showers with Ashley" during the debate?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 26, 2024 03:57 PM (3Kyon)

LOLOLOLOLOL

No, that's family. Family shouldn't be on trial at the debate.

Posted by: m at June 26, 2024 04:01 PM (NHMTR)

258 I want to see a typedelete go on the typedelete and rip a typedelete in typedelete's typedelete right before typedeleting his fucking typedelete back and forth across the typedelete until he finally typedeletes shit and blood.

oooooohhh siunds hot!

Posted by: Pete Buttplug at June 26, 2024 04:01 PM (AR07F)

259 245 Screw the drug test. I want a DNA test because I think the odds are over 50% Biden has a stand in show up.


yep

a given, actually

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2024 04:01 PM (s3qiR)

260 I do not believe for one second that Biden holds Democrats better than Trump holds Republicans.

Probably, but they REALLY hate Trump...more than you'd expect, so that may artificially inflate Biden's internal support numbers. Someone made a similar comment yesterday, I think, about the Dem party having issues with control...as in, they couldn't really wrangle the party to get rid of Biden.

Remember, the managed to wrangle the party to get most competitors to drop out in the 2020 primaries before South Carolina (I think) to make sure Biden won instead of Sanders. And Hillary won something like 100% of coin tosses (out of 16 or so) in the 2016 Iowa caucuses. The Dem Establishment pulls a LOT of shady shit, effectively.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 26, 2024 04:01 PM (ycI94)

261 'How old was Ashley when you stopped showering with her?' Legit question.
Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 04:00 PM (98J/K)



Grass on the infield, no more ball.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

262 239 'How old was Ashley when you stopped showering with her?' Legit question.
Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 04:00 PM (98J/K)


Stopped, you must mean started ?

Posted by: Joe Bitem at June 26, 2024 04:02 PM (NtVYv)

263 It's almost as if you were a witness.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 04:00 PM


There really are days when I curse my imagination.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 26, 2024 04:02 PM (ZANHd)

264 Do they get lecterns? If so, will Brandon's include a teleprompter?

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2024 04:02 PM (1bNHn)

265 No, that's family. Family shouldn't be on trial at the debate.
Posted by: m at June 26, 2024 04:01 PM (NHMTR)

Thats not to suggest the bastards shouldn't be on trial somewhere.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2024 04:02 PM (pohLc)

266 OMG, some dude has a sock puppet at the LA City Council meeting dropping F-bombs, and saying "I don't want to get neutered, I want to fuck. You humans are stupid, and need to have more kids, instead of importing them."

He is making other actual points about stupid government, while dropping "stupid cocksuckers", and other "shit".
Pretty funny.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2024 04:02 PM (ufFY8)

267 259 245 Screw the drug test. I want a DNA test because I think the odds are over 50% Biden has a stand in show up.


yep

a given, actually


do we know where rollin hand is?

Posted by: cheap fake anachronda at June 26, 2024 04:02 PM (sGtp+)

268 'How old was Ashley when you stopped showering with her?' Legit question.
Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 04:00 PM (98J/K)



Once she got more than waist high, the fun ended, she bit me

Posted by: Joe Bitem at June 26, 2024 04:03 PM (NtVYv)

269 It is related to the Panama papers, and a few other big international corruption scandals, which also seemed to evaporate for some reason probably because of the number of politicians who were involved.
Posted by: Kindltot

I completely forgot about that! The Panama Papers got major league coverage in the European media, especially in the UK, France, Germany, and Italy. Heads were going to roll, careers were finished, courts would be doing double duty.

And, just like you said, it evaporated. Very much like the Epstein client list, which also seems to have vanished from everyone's radar screen. I'm not a conspiracy theorist, and firmly believe that Occam's Razor is the best tool for evaluating claims, coupled with the willingness to change one's mind if further evidence is presented. But when Occam's Razor actually points to a conspiracy as the most likely answer, well...

Posted by: John Drake Is Taking A Break Near Atyrau, North Of The Caspian Sea at June 26, 2024 04:03 PM (ENHQb)

270 And now a message from our sponsors:

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Posted by: CNN at June 26, 2024 04:03 PM (v0R5T)

271 Judge Merchan will jail him.

And then we see what happens.

Trump could lose some people there.
Trump could gain some people there.
Trump could stay about even.

You know, if I were the governor of NY, I might pardon him immediately and just say "we don't jail the opposition before elections."

I think that would position her well for presidential run in 2028. Trump might even endorse her.

Posted by: Harun at June 26, 2024 04:03 PM (IuIym)

272 There really are days when I curse my imagination.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 26, 2024 04:02 PM (ZANHd)



LMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

273 Biden's debate preparation involves identifying ways to elicit strong reactions from Trump

Joe strategically crapping in his own pants will do exactly that.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 26, 2024 04:03 PM (rHxhM)

274 Odds that Joe comes onstage riding a Jazzy 360 mobility scooter??

Posted by: tubal at June 26, 2024 04:03 PM (PCK5/)

275 257 228 Any odds that PDJT mentions the phrase "showers with Ashley" during the debate?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 26, 2024 03:57 PM (3Kyon)

LOLOLOLOLOL

No, that's family. Family shouldn't be on trial at the debate.


how many ways do you suppose beau will have died during the debate?

Posted by: cheap fake anachronda at June 26, 2024 04:04 PM (sGtp+)

276 Do they get lecterns?

You're not gonna lectern me, bub. I lectern you!

Posted by: Dark Brandon - Now Darker Than Charlie Murphy at June 26, 2024 04:04 PM (bDO8y)

277 PDT just needs to ask Joke if he would like to apologize for calling Trump a liar about Hunter's laptop

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2024 04:04 PM (TcFHn)

278 re 215: i wasn't serious. come on, man

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 04:04 PM (CWTWj)

279 CNN is doing commercials for 2 reasons. One, Biden will need time to take care of a few things every 40 minutes or so.

Two, this will be the highest rated thing they've done in YEARS, so they're going to charge Super Bowl money for the timeslots. They need money, bad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

280 There really are days when I curse my imagination.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 26, 2024 04:02 PM (ZANHd)


LMFAO.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 04:03 PM


And in other signs that this place affects your thinking, I saw a license plate this morning that started "5NZZ" and my brain read it as "snizz". Thanks, ace.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 26, 2024 04:05 PM (ZANHd)

281 Polls = lies.

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2024 04:05 PM (o2ZRX)

282 249 239 'How old was Ashley when you stopped showering with her?' Legit question.
Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 04:00 PM (98J/K)
______
When she reached the age of consent, she was turned over to Hunter. And probably St Beau.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2024 04:05 PM (1bNHn)

283 "Meanwhile, Trump is out campaigning, holding round tables in black barber shops and buying Pizza and Chicken sandwiches for the crowds that show up just to get a glimpse of him."

2024 Trump has figured out he needs to keep adding voters and is doing a great job.

And Dems must be worried about that, for sure.

Posted by: Harun at June 26, 2024 04:05 PM (IuIym)

284 Biden will have to have a lectern. He'll have a death grip on it so he doesn't fall over in 90 minutes.

Posted by: nckate at June 26, 2024 04:05 PM (4bYb7)

285 In 2020 supposedly the vast majority of Biden's record 81 million votes came from one of the smallest collections of counties ever. He won a little more than half the number of counties Obama won but got 12 million more votes.

There is no possible way this could have happened yet we are told it did.

https://tinyurl.com/4ce4ax55
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2024 04:00 PM (LkLld)

“No standing!”

~ Judge Roberts

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 26, 2024 04:05 PM (9mfKN)

286 nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea

Posted by: Joe Bitem at June 26, 2024 04:05 PM (NtVYv)

287 I still feel something will happen that will "postpone" the debate.

Posted by: Max Power at June 26, 2024 04:06 PM (q177U)

288 re 271: or the gov can commute the jail sentence so they can still call him a convicted felon

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 04:06 PM (CWTWj)

289 My theory is that gambling odds ought to be a better predictor than polls are. People can make up anything to please a pollster, but bettors have money on the line.

Posted by: gp Is Committed To Doing The Important Work at June 26, 2024 03:48 PM


Remember, that one Irish betting site was paying out hillary wins in 2016 days before the election was even held. IIRC they paid out of millions of dollars that she was going to win and were giving odds of 99.99% that hillary was going to win.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 26, 2024 04:06 PM (QNSds)

290 Laptop? Sometimes a child hops on your lap. My erection was preexisting. Four out of five priests agree that's not a violation of church and state.

Posted by: Dark Brandon - Now Darker Than Charlie Murphy at June 26, 2024 04:06 PM (bDO8y)

291 Biden will have to have a lectern. He'll have a death grip on it so he doesn't fall over in 90 minutes.

Posted by: nckate at June 26, 2024 04:05 PM (4bYb7)


He'll ne strapped to it.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 26, 2024 04:07 PM (vF7gj)

292 And in other signs that this place affects your thinking, I saw a license plate this morning that started "5NZZ" and my brain read it as "snizz". Thanks, ace.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 26, 2024 04:05 PM (ZANHd)



I WANT THAT!!!!

LK 5NZZ

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

293 How much of an impact did Wee Adam Kinzinger"s endorsement of Biden make on this poll?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 26, 2024 04:07 PM (JLq/1)

294 No, that's family. Family shouldn't be on trial at the debate.

That would be the "moderator's" line.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 26, 2024 04:07 PM (rHxhM)

295 >>PDT just needs to ask Joke if he would like to apologize for calling Trump a liar about Hunter's laptop

Should ask Tapper and Bash the same thing. Bash's ex-husband is Jeremy Bash, one of the infamous 51 intelligence officials who signed the letter saying it was Russian disinformation. Bash spent 20 years at the CIA.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2024 04:07 PM (LkLld)

296 287 I still feel something will happen that will "postpone" the debate.
Posted by: Max Power at June 26, 2024 04:06 PM (q177U)

=======

I'm ready to admit one of my predictions was wrong.

I thought Biden would want to look like he wanted a debate while Trump actually wanted to debate. Trump would bend over backwards to accommodate everything (this is definitely true), but Biden would come up with a reason (convicted felon, probably) to not debate in the end.

Looks like it's happening, though. I seem to have been wrong about that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

297 Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

Even honest polling is prone to getting this wrong.

Many Black Men and Hispanics will vote for Trump this time. Even more will stay home, which is half-a-vote for Trump.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 26, 2024 04:08 PM (Gse2f)

298 Trump debate prep:

1. What's that smell?

2. Joe, are you OK?

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2024 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

299 219 I love that video. Sorry, the music may be gay but there is no way that, um, that body is gay.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2024 03:52 PM (t/2Uw)


Wrong. Fags work out too.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2024 03:55 PM (pohLc)
_______
True. The best you can say is it's Sparta's homoeroticism, not San Francisco's.

But I'll give sharon a pass. She is a girl, after all.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2024 04:08 PM (1bNHn)

300 Joke got a big dose of colonoscopy prep this morning and will spend the day on the shitter.

I would want to test the water bottle he gets.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2024 04:08 PM (TcFHn)

301 297 Many Black Men and Hispanics will vote for Trump this time. Even more will stay home, which is half-a-vote for Trump.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 26, 2024 04:08 PM (Gse2f)

========

The black men won't vote, but their ballots will be counted.

Like normal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

302 297 Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

Even honest polling is prone to getting this wrong.

Many Black Men and Hispanics will vote for Trump this time. Even more will stay home, which is half-a-vote for Trump.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 26, 2024 04:08 PM (Gse2f)
_______
No. Non voters cast one full vote for Biden; they can take care of that. If not more than one.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2024 04:09 PM (1bNHn)

303 I WANT THAT!!!!

LK 5NZZ
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)


FRTCLAM

Posted by: Joe Bitem at June 26, 2024 04:09 PM (NtVYv)

304 Looks like it's happening, though. I seem to have been wrong about that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

What about Prometheus?

You gonna admit to that one?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2024 04:10 PM (ufFY8)

305 No, the first question is going to be "Will you accept the results of the 2024 election?"
They are going to make every question somehow refer to J6.
"If you lose,will you concede?"

I think the final tally was only about 45,000 votes across 4 0r 5 cities that decided the 2020 election. In Arizona, out of millions of votes, he lost the state by a little over 11,000 votes. I think Georgia was similar. Trump is currently up in all the swing states except tied in WI. He's only down by 2 in VA which is not considered a swing state. This is not 2020 when Biden seemed like a mediocre but safe choice. Not now.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2024 04:10 PM (t/2Uw)

306 LK 5NZZ
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)


FRTCLAM
Posted by: Joe Bitem

IAM29

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2024 04:10 PM (ufFY8)

307 Don't worry. Memes at AoS don't last that long.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 04:10 PM (HWur+)

308 I want Trump to come out with a pizza which he will snack on when his mic is cut off. Come to think of it he may need three: "Donnie, shut the f**k up." - Jack Tapper.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 26, 2024 04:11 PM (dwW0F)

309 nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea

Posted by: Joe Bitem at June 26, 2024 04:05 PM (NtVYv)
......

*dances around, rubs tummy*

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2024 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

310 307 Don't worry. Memes at AoS don't last that long.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 04:10 PM (HWur+)

=======

Much like carrots in chili.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

311 >>@sentdefender

>>A Military Coup appears to be underway in the South American Country of Bolivia, as Elements of the Army have gathered in the Administrative Capital of La Paz; while Soldiers have now Broken-Through the Main Gate to the Home of President Luis Arce, and are Clashing inside with Police.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2024 04:11 PM (LkLld)

312 LK 5NZZ
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)


FRTCLAM
Posted by: Joe Bitem

IAM29
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2024 04:10 PM (ufFY
----------
IPFRLY

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 26, 2024 04:11 PM (3Fz6p)

313 Candy Crowley:

"He did call it an act of terror," Crowley said, siding with Obama's interpretation.

Posted by: m at June 26, 2024 04:11 PM (NHMTR)

314 >>>>PDT just needs to ask Joke if he would like to apologize for calling Trump a liar about Hunter's laptop

Just like the debate with Chris Wallace, Joe will be the third most important person there.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2024 04:11 PM (cf/0E)

315 The four years under Biden have been, objectively, the worst 4 years of nominal peacetime in American history.

In a free and fair election Biden gets 20% or so of the electorate.

Of course there is still time for Biden to start WWIII so I guess if things look badly enough for him in a couple of months that is what he might do

Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2024 04:11 PM (oZhjI)

316
Much like carrots in chili.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 04:11 PM (GBKbO)



SOUS VIDE DAT SHIT!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

317 307 Don't worry. Memes at AoS don't last that long.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 04:10 PM (HWur+)

I think the”chicken” meme was the longest….

Posted by: tubal at June 26, 2024 04:11 PM (PCK5/)

318 219 I love that video. Sorry, the music may be gay but there is no way that, um, that body is gay.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice

——-
Those transversus abdominis get ya every time!

Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2024 04:12 PM (p4NUW)

319 LK 5NZZ
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)


FRTCLAM
Posted by: Joe Bitem

IAM29
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2024 04:10 PM (ufFY

JVTURKY

Posted by: Joe Bitem at June 26, 2024 04:12 PM (NtVYv)

320 LBW V CBW

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2024 04:12 PM (ufFY8)

321 The best polling is done by Steve Harvey's Family Feud. OMG, the answers. I wondered WHO they were polling and it realized it was the Jerry Springer audience.

Posted by: Flt93_Militia at June 26, 2024 04:12 PM (9RIOs)

322 Soldiers have now Broken-Through the Main Gate to the Home of President Luis Arce, and are Clashing inside with Police.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2024 04:11 PM (LkLld)



Why do I have images of some medieval RPG right now.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

323 My other car is a Vespa license plate frame to go with

FRTCLAM

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 26, 2024 04:13 PM (NtVYv)

324 Of course there is still time for Biden to start WWIII so I guess if things look badly enough for him in a couple of months that is what he might do
Posted by: 18-1 at June 26, 2024 04:11 PM (oZhjI)

If things are going real fucking bad, they'll just burn down whatever is left of this country.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 26, 2024 04:13 PM (qZEuM)

325 Decisions, decisions ... what's a DC desk commando going to do?

Posted by: mrp at June 26, 2024 04:13 PM (rj6Yv)

326 308 I want Trump to come out with a pizza which he will snack on when his mic is cut off. Come to think of it he may need three: "Donnie, shut the f**k up." - Jack Tapper.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 26, 2024 04:11 PM (dwW0F)

No props allowed.

Posted by: m at June 26, 2024 04:13 PM (NHMTR)

327 This is not 2020 when Biden seemed like a mediocre but safe choice. Not now.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2024 04:10 PM


Also this is not 2020 with covid lock downs and democrat states mass mailing millions of unrequested absentee ballots and setting up drop boxes where people could dump hundreds of ballots in without oversight both of which were against the law.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 26, 2024 04:13 PM (QNSds)

328 re 311: my arce and your face. ha ha

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 04:13 PM (CWTWj)

329 307 Don't worry. Memes at AoS don't last that long.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 04:10 PM (HWur+)

heh

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 26, 2024 04:13 PM (9mfKN)

330 Many Black Men and Hispanics will vote for Trump this time. Even more will stay home, which is half-a-vote for Trump.

If marketed correctly to the inmates in the local prison, wouldn't that piss the Demoncats off if GOP were to ballot harvest the prisons and walk out with a Trump majority?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 26, 2024 04:13 PM (rHxhM)

331 326 308 I want Trump to come out with a pizza which he will snack on when his mic is cut off. Come to think of it he may need three: "Donnie, shut the f**k up." - Jack Tapper.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 26, 2024 04:11 PM (dwW0F)

No props allowed.


i think it would be hilarious if trump stopped making noise (that is, kept his lips moving, but without sound) between the time the light comes on and they cut off his mike.

Posted by: cheap fake anachronda at June 26, 2024 04:14 PM (sGtp+)

332 327 Also this is not 2020 with covid lock downs and democrat states mass mailing millions of unrequested absentee ballots and setting up drop boxes where people could dump hundreds of ballots in without oversight both of which were against the law.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 26, 2024 04:13 PM (QNSds)

=======

Um...they are still doing all of that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

333 296 287 I still feel something will happen that will "postpone" the debate.
Posted by: Max Power at June 26, 2024 04:06 PM (q177U)

=======

I'm ready to admit one of my predictions was wrong.

I thought Biden would want to look like he wanted a debate while Trump actually wanted to debate. Trump would bend over backwards to accommodate everything (this is definitely true), but Biden would come up with a reason (convicted felon, probably) to not debate in the end.

Looks like it's happening, though. I seem to have been wrong about that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 04:08 PM (GBKbO)
__________

It's not a done deal until Joey Craptastic actually stumbles out on the debate stage. I'm still at 50/50.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 04:14 PM (iFTx/)

334 If things are going real fucking bad, they'll just burn down whatever is left of this country.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 26, 2024 04:13 PM (qZEuM)

At least they are stupid enough to shit in their own beds, so the big blue cities will go to the shit hole first.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2024 04:15 PM (ufFY8)

335 when biden is 'speaking', trump should silently distract: maybe like pretend to a crack pipe

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 04:15 PM (CWTWj)

336 Pizza?

Nah, we didn't call him "Donnie Two Scoops" for nothin'.

Trump knocking back a bowl of ice cream in front of Joe would be hilarious.

Posted by: mrp at June 26, 2024 04:15 PM (rj6Yv)

337 219 I love that video. Sorry, the music may be gay but there is no way that, um, that body is gay.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice
.......

I've got a 12-pack too, it's in the garage frig.

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2024 04:15 PM (v0R5T)

338 If Trump is winning independents by 10 points, it’s pretty much game over for Biden.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 26, 2024 04:16 PM (hF4JZ)

339 I can't wait till we can start putting emojis on license plates.

Posted by: spindrift at June 26, 2024 04:16 PM (OguvZ)

340 saw a license plate

"CUNTRY".
It was inside the pickup truck rear window. (to avoid theft?)

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 26, 2024 04:16 PM (cZ6oU)

341 At least they are stupid enough to shit in their own beds, so the big blue cities will go to the shit hole first.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Yep. Nothing like a mental defective riot.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 26, 2024 04:16 PM (qZEuM)

342 I *may* watch the first half hour or so of the contest between The Real President and the Stumbling Vegetable. If it looks like F. Joke is having a hard time I might stick around longer.

In any case, Ace and his cobs will have the real wrap-up here.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 04:16 PM (J2vNu)

343 In a free and fair election Biden gets 20% or so of the electorate.


You fail to appreciate the power of Mass Formation Psychosis.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 26, 2024 04:16 PM (rHxhM)

344 *dances around, rubs tummy*
Posted by: wth at June 26, 2024 04:11 PM (v0R5T)
----
Tummy Rub Tuesday was yesterday.

nurse ratched out front shoulda told ya....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 26, 2024 04:17 PM (7fElN)

345 are the polls taking in to account that members of a certain religion might not vote this time around?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 04:17 PM (CWTWj)

346 Moo.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at June 26, 2024 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

347 None of this would have happened if Escape from LA had been a box office success, you know.

I blame all of you who didn't go.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 04:17 PM (GBKbO)

348 Yep. Nothing like a mental defective riot.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 26, 2024 04:16 PM (qZEuM)

Blue Retard Strength

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2024 04:17 PM (ufFY8)

349 327 Also this is not 2020 with covid lock downs and democrat states mass mailing millions of unrequested absentee ballots and setting up drop boxes where people could dump hundreds of ballots in without oversight both of which were against the law.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 26, 2024 04:13 PM (QNSds)

It's 2024, and they're apparently handing voter registration forms out to illegal aliens.

Posted by: I Don't Think The Ballot Count Will Be As Close as 2020 at June 26, 2024 04:17 PM (bDO8y)

350 Trump knocking back a bowl of ice cream in front of Joe would be hilarious.

TWO SCOOPS

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 26, 2024 04:17 PM (cZ6oU)

351 Make a a joke about drunken homo sex in Vegas: get dozens of responses for days on end!
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

=====

Damn, I miss all the good stuff. Stupid work.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2024 03:59 PM (DRSnL)
________

I joked about not knowing if I had sex with a guy in Vegas as a riff on Ace's headline about the Pentagon not knowing if they funded gain-of-function. How could you not know, right? Seems some people thought I was serious or pretended to think I was serious. It has been a source of laughs, tho, so in that respect it was mission accomplished.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 04:17 PM (iFTx/)

352 When Joke starts leaning too hard on the podium is when they will call the first commercial break

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2024 04:17 PM (TcFHn)

353 Were I Kamala, I would do my best to keep my location secret until after the election

Under my desk?

Posted by: Willie! at June 26, 2024 04:17 PM (gKWVE)

354
In any case, Ace and his cobs will have the real wrap-up here.


Lets be honest, we are all waiting for the best analysis from the Babylon Bee

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 26, 2024 04:17 PM (rHxhM)

355 Don't worry. Memes at AoS don't last that long.
Posted by: ...

On this smart, cruel military blog, naw, they're fleeting and ephemeral, even if the guys got shirts and Tom Nichols passes over into the Great Beyond.

Purely temporary, like Paul Anka's tears in the rain.

Posted by: John Drake Is Taking A Break Near Atyrau, North Of The Caspian Sea at June 26, 2024 04:17 PM (ENHQb)

356 Q poll is Registered Voters, not the more election-accurate Likely Voters. The latter usually is better for the GOP.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 26, 2024 04:18 PM (qUkBO)

357 If things are going real fucking bad, they'll just burn down whatever is left of this country.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
__________

We all know what's coming if Trump wins. I think that was a factor in 2020, ie, people actually scared to vote for him because they knew what the left would do if he won. Like the way the George Floyd jury must have felt. But I don't see that as much of an issue this time.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 26, 2024 04:18 PM (Dm8we)

358 I blame all of you who didn't go.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 04:17 PM (GBKbO)

I was still in middle school when that movie came out.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 26, 2024 04:18 PM (9mfKN)

359 I *may* watch the first half hour or so of the contest between The Real President and the Stumbling Vegetable. If it looks like F. Joke is having a hard time I might stick around longer.

In any case, Ace and his cobs will have the real wrap-up here.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 04:16 PM (J2vNu)
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Heh. I wonder who lost the die roll on which COB has to cover the debate...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 26, 2024 04:18 PM (7fElN)

360 None of this would have happened if Escape from LA had been a box office success, you know.

I blame all of you who didn't go.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 04:17 PM (GBKbO)
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I did my bit.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 26, 2024 04:18 PM (3Fz6p)

361 Biden will have to have a lectern. He'll have a death grip on it so he doesn't fall over in 90 minutes.
Posted by: nckate at June 26, 2024 04

I thought he would be allowed to sit.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 26, 2024 04:18 PM (JLq/1)

362 Show of hands those of you who ackshuuly have been to Vegas: AI bullshit follows

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 26, 2024 04:18 PM (QSrLX)

363 Elric keeps bringing his "joke" up

hmm...methinks the lady doth protest too much

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2024 04:18 PM (s3qiR)

364 It has been a source of laughs, tho, so in that respect it was mission accomplished.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 04:17 PM (iFTx/)



It was really the gift that keeps on giving. For that, we appreciate it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

365 I've given up on the American people doing the right thing. I'm surrounded by idjits on a daily basis.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 26, 2024 04:18 PM (aFNOf)

366 I just know that CNN is going to provide a bad product.

It will all be about process and nothing about policy

Posted by: Dementia Joe at June 26, 2024 04:18 PM (RHGPo)

367 I have no predictions on the clown show tomorrow but I have decided to not make it a drinking game. I need to be at work early Friday morning. Being over 29+, it doesn't take much for a viscous hangover.

Posted by: Cheri at June 26, 2024 04:19 PM (oiNtH)

368 Out:

Oh no. Anyway.

In:

Sad story. Got a smoke?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

369 Should we toss a shot every time Beau is mentioned during the 'debate?'

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 26, 2024 04:19 PM (n17eQ)

370 Heh. I wonder who lost the die roll on which COB has to cover the debate...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Perhaps it will be You. Get your note pad ready just in case.

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2024 04:19 PM (oaGWv)

371
I joked about not knowing if I had sex with a guy in Vegas as a riff on Ace's headline about the Pentagon not knowing if they funded gain-of-function.


So you weren't the catcher.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 26, 2024 04:19 PM (rHxhM)

372 Show of hands those of you who ackshuuly have been to Vegas: AI bullshit follows
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 26, 2024 04:18 PM (QSrLX)



I have not, but the wife's been there twice. She didn't get drunk, so she completely remembers not banging a dude while she was there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

373 On this smart, cruel military blog, naw, they're fleeting and ephemeral, even if the guys got shirts and Tom Nichols passes over into the Great Beyond.

Purely temporary, like Paul Anka's tears in the rain.
Posted by: John Drake Is Taking A Break Near Atyrau, North Of The Caspian Sea at June 26, 2024 04:17 PM (ENHQb)

I like the cut of your jib. Do you perhaps have a newsletter I can subscribe to?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 26, 2024 04:19 PM (9mfKN)

374 "If things are going real fucking bad, they'll just burn down whatever is left of this country." No, they'll burn down whatever is left of the blue cities. Which I'm fine with.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 26, 2024 04:20 PM (qUkBO)

375 I was in Vegas for 4 hours once.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2024 04:20 PM (t/2Uw)

376 Perfessor. Debate open thread

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2024 04:20 PM (TcFHn)

377 I thought Biden would want to look like he wanted a debate while Trump actually wanted to debate. Trump would bend over backwards to accommodate everything (this is definitely true), but Biden would come up with a reason (convicted felon, probably) to not debate in the end.

Looks like it's happening, though. I seem to have been wrong about that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedki

Joe will say convicted felon 34 times.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 26, 2024 04:20 PM (OiAR7)

378 The Trump Campaign is hosting a roundtable with Black business leaders and members of Congress this afternoon to discuss how Biden has “left Black Americans behind, burdened with higher prices and lower wages.”

Also to be discussed is the President’s “No Tax on Tips” policy.

.. the only flaw with the "no tips" idea is that eventually everybody will be paid by "tips" including CEOs of Fortune 100 companies

Posted by: Dementia Joe at June 26, 2024 04:20 PM (RHGPo)

379 If you stay away from Freemont street Vegas is not that bad--for a day or two.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 26, 2024 04:21 PM (aFNOf)

380 Show of hands those of you who ackshuuly have been to Vegas: AI bullshit follows
Posted by: Hokey Pokey


Been there. Once. Not impressed. Live 30 minutes from an Oklahoma casino now.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2024 04:21 PM (WnooC)

381
Joe will say convicted felon 34 times.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 26, 2024 04:20 PM (OiAR7)



"By your corrupt DOJ and everyone knows it."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

382 378 .. the only flaw with the "no tips" idea is that eventually everybody will be paid by "tips" including CEOs of Fortune 100 companies
Posted by: Dementia Joe at June 26, 2024 04:20 PM (RHGPo)

========

Flaw?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 04:21 PM (GBKbO)

383 Any chance the Obama fly will be featured?

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 26, 2024 04:21 PM (n17eQ)

384 I've been to Vegas a lot

but then I used to do on-site freelancing for extra cash and fun trips

it's a bit of a secret but a very fun part-time job

I'm the lady in the teal polo and the tan pants with the clipboard, or handing out water bottles

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2024 04:21 PM (s3qiR)

385 Want a TIP ?

NEVER MOON A WEREWOLF

Posted by: SMOD at June 26, 2024 04:22 PM (RHGPo)

386 383 Any chance the Obama fly will be featured?


I mean that is a fairly critical part of the simulation so probably

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2024 04:22 PM (s3qiR)

387 Show of hands those of you who ackshuuly have been to Vegas: AI bullshit follows
Posted by: Hokey Pokey
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Commuted there for business. For four years. Bloom came off the rose pretty quickly.

Posted by: scampydog at June 26, 2024 04:22 PM (2bFN5)

388 366 I just know that CNN is going to provide a bad product.

It will all be about process and nothing about policy
Posted by: Dementia Joe at June 26, 2024 04:18 PM (RHGPo)

This... cnn is going to try and make this a boring snoozefest stalemate.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 26, 2024 04:22 PM (OiAR7)

389 I was in Vegas for 4 hours once.

Me too, and ran across this dude named Elric

Posted by: Some Random Homo at June 26, 2024 04:23 PM (rHxhM)

390 I went to Vegas once.

I was too young to drink or gamble.

However, I did get to live the Star Trek experience in the Hilton a few times.

I also got horrible food poisoning.

Great times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 04:23 PM (GBKbO)

391 One of my cousins was an elite in Vegas.

She was a call girl not a hooker.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2024 04:23 PM (TcFHn)

392 Been there. Once. Not impressed. Live 30 minutes from an Oklahoma casino now.
---------------
Been there twice. Once in 1960 as a kid and later in 1990s. The old Vegas was interesting. The new Vegas kind of sucks. Age of the tourist changes opinions.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 26, 2024 04:23 PM (n17eQ)

393 Show of hands those of you who ackshuuly have been to Vegas: AI bullshit follows
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 26, 2024 04:18 PM (QSrLX)

Not sure the context of the question, but I'll be there (briefly) this weekend.

Won't be doing anything there, I'm not a fan of any of it, but I'll be close by, so I figure a drive through is worth the effort.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2024 04:23 PM (dGCAG)

394 I have been there to visit. I also lived there for 3 years.

Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2024 04:23 PM (p4NUW)

395 Show of hands those of you who ackshuuly have been to Vegas: AI bullshit follows
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 26, 2024 04:18 PM (QSrLX)

=====

I've been to Vegas lots of times. One of my cousins lives there.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2024 04:23 PM (DRSnL)

396 Show of hands those of you who ackshuuly have been to Vegas: AI bullshit follows
Posted by: Hokey Pokey
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I lived there briefly when I was a child. Returned once to attend a conference as an adult. That was kind of fun. Had nice digs in the Venetian.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 26, 2024 04:23 PM (7fElN)

397 The question that needs to be asked:
Whatever happened to Dave in Fla?

Posted by: Querulous at June 26, 2024 04:23 PM (7IOVT)

398 Some of the Elvis impersonators walking around Vegas are pretty funny.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 26, 2024 04:24 PM (aFNOf)

399 I thought he would be allowed to sit.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 26, 2024 04:18 PM


Both candidates have to stand for the entire 90 minutes. Rumor was that biden asked to be able to sit down but that was denied. His campaign said that was a lie.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 26, 2024 04:24 PM (QNSds)

400 Greetings! It's probably already been posted but I conjecture that the Biden performance at the "debate" will be the reason for the DNC to scrap the entire ticket at the convention.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 26, 2024 04:24 PM (MeG8a)

401 Been to Vegas many times. Always for trade shows.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2024 04:24 PM (LkLld)

402 Show of hands those of you who ackshuuly have been to Vegas: AI bullshit follows
Posted by: Hokey Pokey

Never been, but niece works there as a stage manager.

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2024 04:24 PM (oaGWv)

403 One time I was hitchhiking in Vegas and got picked up by a fat old guy wearing mirror shades and a white jumpsuit driving a cadillac. Fun guy. He was a really good singer.

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2024 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

404 Show of hands those of you who ackshuuly have been to Vegas: AI bullshit follows
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 26, 2024 04:18 PM (QSrLX)
________

I've been there many times. Maybe a dozen? 18? I was in Cali for business many times, and for the return flight I would try to stop in Vegas for a few days.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 04:25 PM (iFTx/)

405 I've been to Vegas !

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2024 04:25 PM (V13WU)

406 One of my cousins was an elite in Vegas.

She was a call girl not a hooker.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2024 04:23 PM (TcFHn)


We kind of need pictures after a setup like that.

Posted by: spindrift at June 26, 2024 04:25 PM (OguvZ)

407 403 One time I was hitchhiking in Vegas and got picked up by a fat old guy wearing mirror shades and a white jumpsuit driving a cadillac. Fun guy. He was a really good singer.
Posted by: wth at June 26, 2024 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

=======

In or beyond bat country?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 04:25 PM (GBKbO)

408 I always liked Laughlin more than Vegas.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2024 04:25 PM (DRSnL)

409 359 I *may* watch the first half hour or so of the contest between The Real President and the Stumbling Vegetable. If it looks like F. Joke is having a hard time I might stick around longer.

In any case, Ace and his cobs will have the real wrap-up here.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 04:16 PM (J2vNu)
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Heh. I wonder who lost the die roll on which COB has to cover the debate...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 26, 2024 04:18 PM (7fElN)
______
Why, Pixie Misa, of course.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2024 04:25 PM (1bNHn)

410 I went to Vegas once.

I was too young to drink or gamble.

However, I did get to live the Star Trek experience in the Hilton a few times. . . .

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024


***
Lap dance from a green Orion slave girl?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 04:26 PM (J2vNu)

411 I like Vegas, and Orlando, and Scottsdale

because those are cities it's easy to work events at. nice and organized.

(also why I don't like San Fran, NYC, or God forbid, Rome.)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2024 04:26 PM (s3qiR)

412 One of my cousins was an elite in Vegas.

She was a call girl not a hooker.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2024 04:23 PM (TcFHn)

You have some of the most interesting relatives!

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2024 04:26 PM (V13WU)

413 Greetings! It's probably already been posted but I conjecture that the Biden performance at the "debate" will be the reason for the DNC to scrap the entire ticket at the convention.

Fauci kept the DNC out of Milwaukee in 2020, what mass murder event will they use this time?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 26, 2024 04:26 PM (rHxhM)

414 We've never been to a Turkish prison, nor do we enjoy Gladiator Movies, but when we do want to take a walk on the wild side, we snapchat with the interns.

Posted by: The Lincoln Project at June 26, 2024 04:26 PM (sh1GZ)

415 Live 30 minutes from an Oklahoma casino now.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2024 04:21 PM (WnooC)

I just don't get gambling. I go in to a place, and... for entertainment, I feed my money into some machines, or hand it to a marginally attractive card dealer?

Why?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2024 04:27 PM (dGCAG)

416 I stayed one day in Vegas. Couldn't wait to get out. On the other hand Pahrump was perfect, especially when the bus from the senior citizen home showed up to take everybody home. There was even one guy on an IV drip. It truly was magnificent moment and a glimpse into my future I fear.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 26, 2024 04:27 PM (dwW0F)

417 I've been to Vegas. Meh. Not a gambler. My late wife however loved feeding our hard earned cash into the one armed bandits.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2024 04:27 PM (pohLc)

418 400 Greetings! It's probably already been posted but I conjecture that the Biden performance at the "debate" will be the reason for the DNC to scrap the entire ticket at the convention.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 26, 2024 04:24 PM (MeG8a)
_______
Pretty much my view. This will be Joey's last chance to get them to suck it up.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 26, 2024 04:27 PM (1bNHn)

419 I grew up in Vegas and my Dad was a FBI agent who took down the mob.

Vegas was much more fun when the Mob ran it.

Now it’s expensive, annoying and dirty..

Bring back the good old days. The Mob knows how to run a city.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 26, 2024 04:27 PM (fpVC1)

420 new thread, something about a georgia judge

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 04:28 PM (CWTWj)

421 My trip to a TDY in Nellis AFB did go to walk through a couple cassino but wasn't 21 yet so only through a buck in a slot machine.

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2024 04:28 PM (fwDg9)

422 My prediction: the debate will be boring and devoid of Happening.
There is zero chance that Biden does poopies and asks for mommy to change his di-di. At least, not on stage.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 26, 2024 04:28 PM (gKWVE)

423 I just can't imagine Biden being coherent talking off the cuff. He hasn't held a press conference without notes and forgets the names of Cabinet members standing next to him. I don;t care how many drugs they give him, it is not going to make him smarter. ven when he stops and gives a response on his way to plane or helicopter he is just beligerant and doesn;t answer the question.
He has dementia. Even if they have the questions ahead of time, how the hell is he going to remember the answers?
The best thing that could happen during this debate would be for him to have a medical emergency that stops it as it gets underway.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2024 04:28 PM (t/2Uw)

424 Looks like we have an old-fashioned South American coup happening. By gar, it's been a while.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 26, 2024 04:28 PM (CwhoI)

425 The last time in Vegas was 12 years ago. For the first time we opted for Fremont Street instead of staying on the strip and really had a fun time. Don't know what it would be like now.

Posted by: Cheri at June 26, 2024 04:28 PM (oiNtH)

426 I barely gambled when I was in Vegas. But I was entertained !

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2024 04:28 PM (V13WU)

427 LK 5NZZ
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)


There's an infinite number of possible HQ license plates.

KABOOM

BSTY LEZ

MUD TANK

FIRST

MPLSYRP

SOUVIDE

PANTS

Posted by: Ian S. at June 26, 2024 04:29 PM (2ocoG)

428 I just don't get gambling. I go in to a place, and... for entertainment, I feed my money into some machines, or hand it to a marginally attractive card dealer?

Why?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2024


***
There's a casino on my side of the river, about half an hour's drive away. I want to go people-watch and maybe have dinner. Miss Linda says, "Why?"

"Because all kinds of people go there."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 04:29 PM (J2vNu)

429 Bring back the good old days. The Mob knows how to run a city.
Posted by: Czech Chick

Which mob ran Vegas? Can't remember. The Bonanos?

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2024 04:29 PM (oaGWv)

430 independent candidate Cornel West receives 2 percent support, and Libertarian Party candidate Chase Oliver receives 1 percent support.

Beaten by Cornel is reality delivering the cruelty.

Posted by: DaveA at June 26, 2024 04:29 PM (FhXTo)

431 I went to Vegas once.

I was too young to drink or gamble.

However, I did get to live the Star Trek experience in the Hilton a few times. . . .

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024

***
Lap dance from a green Orion slave girl?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 04:26 PM (J2vNu)
______

I'm not a huge Trekker, but even as an adult I liked the Star Trek thing. I also liked the Dungeons and Dragons feel to the Excaliber (at least at one time). Surprisingly enough, the girls I was with had zero interest in sci-fi or fantasy, but they liked both of them too.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 04:29 PM (iFTx/)

432 KABOOM

BSTY LEZ

MUD TANK

FIRST

MPLSYRP

SOUVIDE

PANTS
Posted by: Ian S. at June 26, 2024


***
BARREL or THEBARRL

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 04:30 PM (J2vNu)

433 OT-A friend of mine works at a place that is having financial issues and some people may lose their jobs. They are meeting by Zoom. He refers to this a "multi round slug fest".
I hate Zoom, and it sounds terrible, but the description made me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2024 04:30 PM (oUxZc)

434 hey, new thread already!

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 04:30 PM (CWTWj)

435 I assume these are national polls ... so Trump is up more in battleground states? But I hear Michigan and maybe PA have strengthened their election fraud machine, so cheating is established. Not to mention the few million illegals being told to vote.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 26, 2024 04:31 PM (Cus5s)

436 One of my cousins was an elite in Vegas.

She was a call girl not a hooker.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2024 04:23 PM (TcFHn)

We kind of need pictures after a setup like that.
Posted by: spindrift at June 26, 2024 04:25 PM (OguvZ)
______

The elite call girls in Vegas are gorgeous. They literally look like supermodels. I'm sure they cost a fortune. I never had the guts to ask.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 04:31 PM (iFTx/)

437 Noodus juridica

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 04:31 PM (J2vNu)

438 Bring back the good old days. The Mob knows how to run a city.
Posted by: Czech Chick

Which mob ran Vegas? Can't remember. The Bonanos?
Posted by: Tuna


Whoever shot Moe Green in the face.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2024 04:31 PM (WnooC)

439 The wife has always wanted to go to Vegas, and I've always resisted because we're not much into gambling, and I can't think of a single other worthwhile thing to do there. Maybe watch a mummified Cher warble for an hour, but that's it.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 26, 2024 04:32 PM (CwhoI)

440 I enjoy Vegas.

Going for Labor Day weekend this year.

Yeah it's expensive but the dining is world-class and I like blackjack and craps. I don't win or lose very much and have a good time anyway. Putting a few bucks on a football or baseball game and sitting in the sportsbook drinking beers with buddies is a good time. I'm not a "stay out until 5am" dude either, but I have a good time.

Posted by: ballistic at June 26, 2024 04:32 PM (oqH4h)

441 I stayed in Vegas (Bellagio) last winter for two nights. It was what I expected. Very nice if you stay in the right area/hotel. Very expensive. I'd go back, but not very often.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 26, 2024 04:32 PM (qUkBO)

442 I just looked for a new thread before posting

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2024 04:33 PM (fwDg9)

443 I can't think of a single other worthwhile thing to do there. Maybe watch a mummified Cher warble for an hour, but that's it.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 26, 2024 04:32 PM (CwhoI)
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Dozens of great restaurants
Cirque du Soleil is honestly a fantastic time and there are like six shows there
Catch a concert
Catch a hockey game if it's that time of year
Go buy some legal weed and get higher than giraffe pussy if that's your thing
Drive to the Hoover Dam
etc

Posted by: ballistic at June 26, 2024 04:34 PM (oqH4h)

444 The wife has always wanted to go to Vegas, and I've always resisted because we're not much into gambling, and I can't think of a single other worthwhile thing to do there. Maybe watch a mummified Cher warble for an hour, but that's it.

There's lots of great food. Vegas has I think the most restaurants per capita of any US city, and even the cheap buffets at the casinos are better than you'd expect.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 26, 2024 04:35 PM (2ocoG)

445 It isn’t maybe as well known, but the leftist wrecking ball hates the United States Senate with equal if not more disdain than the Electoral College.

This is one reason why they focus and hammer incessantly on “Popular Vote” and “Democracy”. They have had both in their sights for a very long, long time.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 26, 2024 04:39 PM (B3vJ7)

446 Vegas.
I've spent about 6 months total there one week at a time. Schools for heavy equipment.
So much I'm bored with it and just stay in the motel anymore.
Only place I want to go too and didn't last time I was there is Battle Field Vegas.
Vegas is frigging expensive these days.

Posted by: Reforger at June 26, 2024 04:40 PM (xcIvR)

447 What's very interesting to me about this poll is the breakdown by demographics when compared to the 2020 exit polls:

Women: D+15 -> D+10
Men: R+8 -> R+21

White: R+17 -> R+15
Black: D+75 -> D+42
Hispanic: D+32 -> R+2

Age groups can't be compared directly but you still get a good sense of what's changing.

2020 Exit Polls:
18-29: D+24
30-44: D+8
45-64: R+1
65+ : R+5

This Poll:
18-34: R+9
35-49: R+12
50-64: R+8
65+ : D+2

Posted by: Martbell at June 26, 2024 04:40 PM (GSUeT)

448 If you are 40 or 50 the knowledge base drawn upon is much different than anyone younger.

Those younger cohorts have been marinated since the womb in “Democracy” and “Popular Vote”.

Where it gets weird is when they have to get people to dissonate cognitively and decry “Populism” in the same breath. They are able to operate with any number of contradictions and partly fictions. They have never known anything different.

Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 26, 2024 04:42 PM (B3vJ7)

449 A Military Coup appears to be underway in the South American Country of Bolivia, as Elements of the Army have gathered in the Administrative Capital of La Paz; while Soldiers have now Broken-Through the Main Gate to the Home of President Luis Arce, and are Clashing inside with Police.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2024 04:11 PM (LkLld)



ABC Color (Paraguay) basically reports that Zuñiga is declaring a new cabinet, having stated they will take back the country, enough with impoverishing their people and humiliating their military, they have come to show them how upset we are

ABC Color has had dislike for the Bolivian Workers' Party
and Evo Morales

La Nacion (argentina) goes into more details, states that General Zuñiga was fired as head of the army for making threats against the previous President Evo Morales and some of his closest people, declaring the military will not allow Morales to return to power.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 26, 2024 04:44 PM (D7oie)

450 And Quinnicrap has always been ludicrously biased to the Democrats.

In 2016 they were always the 'outlier' poll, where if you looked at the list of RCP polls, they would all be relatively close to each other in a range of 2-6 points or so, but Quinnicrap was regularly 10+ points ouside all of the others in favor of the left.

I distinctly remember one 2016 poll that had a state (maybe it was NC? Don't remember exactly) where the polls were all tight with like 6 polls having something like Trump +2, Trump +1, Even, Hillary +1, Trump +1, then Quinnicrap had Hillary +12.

That being said, this may be them pulling the trigger and forcing Biden out. It would be the time for it, if they intentionally screw up his drug cocktail so he absolutely self-destructs at the 'debate', then force him to resign before the convention so the Party Elite can replace him.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at June 26, 2024 04:48 PM (lCHt6)

451 >Robert H. Biden, former (?) fed., is also a convicted felon.

>Fact Check dot org, 11/2008, Felons in Elected Office.
Q: Can a convicted felon serve in elected office?

A: The Constitution allows a convicted felon to be a member of Congress, even if in prison. It’s up to the Senate or House to decide who may serve. As for state offices, different laws apply in different places.

(Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens was convicted on seven felony counts of corruption in late October. Stevens ran for reelection.)

Federal office qualifications are governed by the Constitution, while state-level office rules vary according to state laws.

>"Deep Fakes" became a thing only after Nancy & Alexandra Pelosi's videos of Nan's Congressional history - used in bits and pieces by the bogus 1/6 Commission, and those by Jade Slacker, also on 1/6, for the John Sullivan story finally surfaced in the broader public record. (Only believe it's fact when they splice, dice & reassemble.)

And, the Hur audio records of FJB testifying re his classified & secret document theft, eh I mean borrowing. Can't touch because they'll be turned into deep fakes of Biden's mental acuity.

"Hands Up! Don't Shoot!"

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 26, 2024 04:50 PM (NFX2v)

452 During the debate, Turmp should, by all means NEVER interrupt Joe Biden talking.

Also, Trump might be thin skinned, but Biden is unskinned- he can't take a joke or even a gentle ribbing. So, Trump should goad Biden. Every chance he gets. Biden shouts, he meanders, tells lies...LET HIM. When he finishes talking, Trump should pause, then say "I'm just checking to make sure he is actually done."

Trump's answers should be short, sweet, and to the point.

Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at June 26, 2024 04:53 PM (nLFEI)

453 Trump answers:

Abortion: "the supreme court has ruled this is a state issue. So, let each state decide what they want. I'd just as soon keep the federal government out of it. Unlike Joe Biden."

Israel "Of course we support Israel in trying to defend themselves and would continue to do so. Unlike Joe Biden"

Ukraine "The Dems tried to hang me with Ukraine, but I support the desire of the Ukranian people to avoid being conquered by Russia, and I'll do what I can to help."

Felony charges "Well, the partisan judge in New York ruled I can be held in contempt if I try and answer your question fairly and honestly, which I think says more than I can say about what is happening in America."

Jan 6: "The Democrats never stop making a lot out of mostly nothing. I think they have wildly over prosecuted the protestors on that day, who were wrong to do what they did, but didn't deserve years of prison time for it."

Election denial: "That was four years ago. I've moved on and so should you."

Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at June 26, 2024 05:03 PM (nLFEI)

454 People on our side are saying they don’t want Biden to do too badly in the debate because they don’t want the Dems to throw him over the side. I disagree, I want him to collapse into a quivering, spastic blob of jello on stage, because I despise how he always gets away with everything.

Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at June 26, 2024 05:08 PM (hsWtj)

455 @richzeoli says a "national" poll is garbage and can be ignored.

WHAT ARE THE SWING STATES DOING?

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