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Pro-Terrorist Fire Alarm Puller Jamaal Bowman Blown Out in Primary

Bowman's term in Congress was marked by crazed angry shouting at his colleagues.

And supporting Hamas, of course.

The weekend before, he declared "We are gonna show AIPAC who the f*** we are!"

He had fellow terrorist-supporting Skwad member Big Booty Latina show up to dance around like a flea on molly. She was Bowman's hypeman. She was a spazzy little Flava-Flav.

He had 360,000 twitter followers, while his opponent only has 6,000. But Twitter is not real life.

He went on unpopular, unfunny, off-putting TV clown Stephen Colbert's show. Oddly, Colbert did not deliver the votes.

He lost by 30+ percent.

The New York Times knows who to blame: The Jews. Funny, that's exactly who Jamaal Bowman blames. It's like the NYT is right on the same mental frequency as the 9/11 Truther, terrorist-supporting conspiracy theorist Jamaal Bowman.

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He angrily shouted at his staffers in his concession speech.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:03 PM




Comments

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1 Good afternoon Ace

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2024 12:03 PM (zqCm8)

2 Hi Ace
Good riddance to bad rubbish!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2024 12:03 PM (t/2Uw)

3 Jamaal Bowman Blown Out in Primary

*****

Giggity

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 26, 2024 12:03 PM (L9uGN)

4 "Republicans are so racist!"
-DU, 99.99999% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:04 PM (GBKbO)

5 He's now free to travel to Gaza to give blowjobs to camels and terrorists.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 26, 2024 12:04 PM (ynpvh)

6 Eyepatch McCain is a dick, but that tweet was on point.

Posted by: Cranky JAnne at June 26, 2024 12:04 PM (mK/zS)

7 Whoa

Posted by: Jamaica at June 26, 2024 12:05 PM (HrQ+B)

8 Dutifully called em

He should have gone to jail like Garland has put Jan6ers

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2024 12:05 PM (zqCm8)

9 Unfortunately it looks like Romney is going to be replaced by someone even worse. Utah now has a choice between an environmental whacko and an environmental whacko.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2024 12:05 PM (t/2Uw)

10 You know who else exposed Democratic fissures?

Posted by: fd at June 26, 2024 12:05 PM (vFG9F)

11 Geez, dude, have some dignity.

Posted by: Atlanta judge Christina Peterson at June 26, 2024 12:05 PM (xCA6C)

12 *holds up hand*

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at June 26, 2024 12:06 PM (vFG9F)

13 He’s just one of a few dozen literally clinically mentally unstable Leftist members of Congress.

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2024 12:06 PM (SHMXB)

14 Sucks to suck

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 26, 2024 12:06 PM (hDQ7j)

15 Jamal and the night visitors.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2024 12:06 PM (63Dwl)

16 NYTimes: ".. a race that exposed Democratic fissures."

Thanks, Joe the Plumber.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 26, 2024 12:07 PM (w9Wax)

17 AOC dancing around at that rally got a lot of attention, very bouncy. Wait until she drops a kid or two and those hips will widen and wamo, Abuela with the tamale bucket.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 26, 2024 12:07 PM (V5eKu)

18 Great memes. He is such a creep. I just feel sorry for the kids who have to have him back as a principal.

I hope the Great Uncommunisting has begun.

Posted by: PJU at June 26, 2024 12:07 PM (G1dq6)

19 Heh. The boss said "blown."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 26, 2024 12:07 PM (Q0kLU)

20 17 AOC dancing around at that rally got a lot of attention, very bouncy. Wait until she drops a kid or two and those hips will widen and wamo, Abuela with the tamale bucket.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 26, 2024 12:07 PM (V5eKu)

=======

Having kids? What's the point? The earth is going to be in flames from the boiling seas in 12 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:07 PM (GBKbO)

21 Gee, this Republican Curtis, who was a Democrat up to five minutes ago, seems like the real deal!

Posted by: Utah Conserfatives at June 26, 2024 12:07 PM (qUkBO)

22 AIPAC and Hamas , both are bad for Democracy !

Posted by: runner, in before the troll at June 26, 2024 12:07 PM (V13WU)

23 NYTimes: ".. a race that exposed Democratic fissures."

Yup, the Joos and the Joo-haters. Fissures.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 12:08 PM (xCA6C)

24 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

25 6 Eyepatch McCain is a dick, but that tweet was on point.

Posted by: Cranky JAnne at June 26, 2024 12:04 PM (mK/zS)

So angry that I laughed at that.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 12:08 PM (KbCG3)

26 During pride month?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 26, 2024 12:08 PM (7dS7s)

27 Utah Republican chair of Democratic party Curtis is on his way to DC!

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2024 12:08 PM (V13WU)

28 BREAKING NEWS!!! Jamal Bowman wins renomination.

Oh wait� false alarm. pic.twitter.com/rQih3Ajmbw

— Dan Crenshaw (@DanCrenshawTX) June 26, 2024



F*ck you, Dan. I insist, sincerely, F*ck You.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

29 He had fellow terrorist-supporting Skwad member Big Booty Latina show up to dance around like a flea on molly. She was Bowman's hypeman. She was a spazzy little Flava-Flav.

The hilarious part was that the poorly attended rally wasn't even in his district - it was in the South Bronx.

Apparently the campaign workers they sent from the rally in the South Bronx to Westchester couldn't convince the Orthodox Jews in Westchester to vote for a Hamas supporter.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2024 12:08 PM (uxCna)

30 NYTimes: ".. a race that exposed Democratic fissures."

Yup, the Joos and the Joo-haters. Fissures.

Fine people on both sides.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 12:09 PM (xCA6C)

31 Maybe the public is getting a bit tired of dealing with raging assholes telling them how awful they are...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 26, 2024 12:09 PM (7fElN)

32 I do wonder if this is the beginning of a blowout,by all rights if not for vote fraud the Democrats should get a historic smack down

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2024 12:09 PM (zqCm8)

33 6 Eyepatch McCain is a dick, but that tweet was on point.

Posted by: Cranky JAnne at June 26, 2024 12:04 PM (mK/zS)

=========

His social media team is pretty good.

He's a piece of shit.

Maybe the Republicans of TX-1 can vote against him in the general election and get the social media team hired by a better congressman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:09 PM (GBKbO)

34 Take notice Democrats. We’re coming for you and your pants-shitting leader.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 26, 2024 12:09 PM (TkpK/)

35 Nice to see Patch McCain weigh in on things.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 26, 2024 12:09 PM (qZEuM)

36 He's a politician or was. He can't admit he sucks as a human being. Gotta blame those fiendish Hebrews, I guess.

Posted by: Don Black at June 26, 2024 12:10 PM (/7KEl)

37 Hi ace! Hi everyone! Any news from SCOTUS?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 26, 2024 12:10 PM (4XwPj)

38 Yeah, ANAL fissures, amirite?

Posted by: Rep. Balloonknot, D-Uranus at June 26, 2024 12:10 PM (qUkBO)

39 32 I do wonder if this is the beginning of a blowout,by all rights if not for vote fraud the Democrats should get a historic smack down
Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2024 12:09 PM (zqCm

=========

"It is totally normal for Philadelphia to report an extra 300,000 votes 4 weeks after the election."
-The GOP

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:10 PM (GBKbO)

40 Jamaal pulled the fire alarm but New York pulled the toilet handle
🚽 Spin you right round and round! See you later Jamaal!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 26, 2024 12:10 PM (4N+fF)

41 AOCs greatest contribution to mankind will be not contributing to it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 26, 2024 12:10 PM (rsqyi)

42 Wait until she drops a kid or two and those hips will widen and wamo, Abuela with the tamale bucket.

YOU'VE GOT TO EAT THE BABIES IN TAMALES

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 26, 2024 12:10 PM (7dS7s)

43 They just traded one crazy for another. Meanwhile, our government has just been green lighted to censor the shot out of constitutionally protected speech. FML.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 26, 2024 12:10 PM (Aoykm)

44 You mean that running as a Jew-hater in Westchester County isn't a viable electoral strategy?

Who knew?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2024 12:10 PM (uxCna)

45 Oh, looks like the gravy train stopped. Wonder where this guy will show up next to grift? No, not really. I could care less what happens to this asshat.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at June 26, 2024 12:11 PM (DIB8X)

46 Got what's coming to him.

Posted by: Big Fire Alarm at June 26, 2024 12:11 PM (w9Wax)

47 41 AOCs greatest contribution to mankind will be not contributing to it.

---

Addition by subtraction

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 26, 2024 12:11 PM (hDQ7j)

48 I do wonder if this is the beginning of a blowout,by all rights if not for vote fraud the Democrats should get a historic smack down

Posted by: Skip

What's the saying: From your lips to God's ear.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2024 12:11 PM (t/2Uw)

49 44 You mean that running as a Jew-hater in Westchester County isn't a viable electoral strategy?

Who knew?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2024 12:10 PM (uxCna)

========

It worked before. He got elected somehow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:11 PM (GBKbO)

50 Hey Jamaal, pull my finger!

Posted by: Vengeance at June 26, 2024 12:11 PM (TkpK/)

51
Yup, the Joos and the Joo-haters. Fissures.
Posted by: Archimedes

Fissures of men.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2024 12:11 PM (63Dwl)

52 Those evil JOOOS!!!

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2024 12:11 PM (jGGMD)

53 Oh, looks like the gravy train stopped. Wonder where this guy will show up next to grift?

CNN or MSNBC.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 12:12 PM (xCA6C)

54 Whew!

Posted by: Fire Alarms at June 26, 2024 12:12 PM (Ybyk2)

55 Congressional District 16, NY
756,711
Population


Under 19,000 voted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:12 PM (Zz0t1)

56 Interesting that the Birdcage Liner of Record actually calls the Squad "left-wing" instead of the usual "progressive."

Posted by: Jack at June 26, 2024 12:12 PM (2iYWK)

57 49 44 You mean that running as a Jew-hater in Westchester County isn't a viable electoral strategy?

Who knew?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2024 12:10 PM (uxCna)

========

It worked before. He got elected somehow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:11 PM (GBKbO)

Presumably having the D by his name and not much attention. George Wallace won the black vote back in the day.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 26, 2024 12:12 PM (eYoxG)

58 There is a standing joke in the halls of government where the first time Representative/Senator is saying to himself "I can't believe I got here!" to six months later when he/she is saying "How the Hell did these other assholes get here?"

I've done enough briefings in the House and Senate to wonder how ANY of those assholes got there.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2024 12:12 PM (W/lyH)

59 best of luck to him on his weekend MSNBC gig.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at June 26, 2024 12:12 PM (gPsAl)

60 I'm sure he has a promising career visiting schools and teaching children the difference between a fire alarm and the door.

Posted by: Corona exile-back-in-exile at June 26, 2024 12:12 PM (4TAOz)

61 Congressional District 16, NY
756,711
Population


Under 19,000 voted.

==


yeah...that is how he won the first time

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2024 12:12 PM (V13WU)

62 SCOTUS- Did someone from the federal government pick up a cinderblock and bash you in the face?

No

SCOTUS: Well then, you suffered no real harm, so you have no standing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 26, 2024 12:12 PM (rsqyi)

63 Tamale Buckets sounds like an opening act for Menudo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 26, 2024 12:13 PM (qZEuM)

64 What's Bowman going to do now?

Fissure cut bait?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 26, 2024 12:13 PM (w9Wax)

65 58 There is a standing joke in the halls of government where the first time Representative/Senator is saying to himself "I can't believe I got here!" to six months later when he/she is saying "How the Hell did these other assholes get here?"

I've done enough briefings in the House and Senate to wonder how ANY of those assholes got there.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2024 12:12 PM (W/lyH)

========

They all think that they're Jefferson Smith.

How a government full of Jefferson Smiths is so corrupt is weird, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:13 PM (GBKbO)

66 ...and last time, lol

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2024 12:13 PM (V13WU)

67 Hope the door hits Firealarm in the ass on the way out

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2024 12:13 PM (8ZuHs)

68 "He angrily shouted at his staffers in his concession speech."

Angrily yelling during speeches. He learn this from Biden?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 26, 2024 12:13 PM (N39Ws)

69 He had fellow terrorist-supporting Skwad member Big Booty Latina show up to dance around like a flea on molly. She was Bowman's hypeman. She was a spazzy little Flava-Flav.

This is the song that runs through my head every time I see or hear about AOC:

https://tinyurl.com/54dzzbcb

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 26, 2024 12:13 PM (Q0kLU)

70 Wokeness by race is such an interesting thing to me. You see Bowman's version in his concession speech when he howls that he's in the zone.

Woke white male -- Mewling simp

Woke white female -- Feels she has all the answers but also holds the belief that her race is wrong on everything

Woke black male -- I'm a god

Woke black female -- I'm a goddess, motherf*cker

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 12:13 PM (KbCG3)

71 I have no reason to believe his replacement will be one molecule better. Fuck them both.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2024 12:14 PM (pohLc)

72 17 AOC dancing around at that rally got a lot of attention, very bouncy. Wait until she drops a kid or two and those hips will widen and wamo, Abuela with the tamale bucket.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 26, 2024 12:07 PM (V5eKu)


Odds are she dies barren. Celebrating it on social media, increasingly deranged and tormented in private.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2024 12:14 PM (jGGMD)

73 Nov 2024:
Congressional District 16, NY
756,711
Population


1,216,845 voted.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 26, 2024 12:14 PM (rsqyi)

74 Isn't it a HIPAA violation to expose someone's fissures?

Can Bowman sue his opponent?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 26, 2024 12:14 PM (hDQ7j)

75 Bowman will go back to teaching. this time it will be at Columbia, or Harvard.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2024 12:14 PM (V13WU)

76 The memes are funny.

But I can't take much pleasure from the replacement of a radical azalea by a standard issue liberal DEM, though.

I think Cori Bush (D-MO); Squadie) will lose in August, too. Unfortunately, she's going to be replaced by a Soros prosecutor who is smart enough to keep his mouth shut about Israel.

Posted by: mnw at June 26, 2024 12:14 PM (NLIak)

77 "NY Times" breathlessly reports that Jew leaders urged Latimer to run. Is Latimer Jewish or the "Jewish leaders" just wanted someone who didn't hate Israel? (I can't stand the NY Times)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2024 12:15 PM (oUxZc)

78 This is a victory for the conservative movement? Swapping an out and proud leftist for a closet case? What are we conserving here? Is there anything left to conserve?

Posted by: Oschisms at June 26, 2024 12:15 PM (JQiMb)

79 It worked before. He got elected somehow.

Bowman won with overwhelming support in the small chunk of the Bronx in his district, and by running only somewhat behind in the Westchester part of his district.

His antics, and full-throated support for Hamas, got him booted.

October 7th was clarifying in a lot of ways.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2024 12:15 PM (uxCna)

80 Bowman will go back to teaching. this time it will be at Columbia, or Harvard.
Posted by: runner at June 26, 2024 12:14 PM (V13WU)


I'm almost willing to bet he runs for NYC mayor.

Once in politics and you get a taste of that sweet, sweet government teat, it's impossible to walk away from.

See: Liz "Lost in a Landslide" Cheney

Dat bish ain't goin' away any time soon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

81 Jamal might have won if only AOC had made free drinks for the voters.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 26, 2024 12:16 PM (EGSGm)

82 >>>Oh, looks like the gravy train stopped. Wonder where this guy will show up next to grift?


He'll write a book, like they all do.

Working title: Sounding the Alarm

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2024 12:16 PM (jGGMD)

83 AOC spazzing around:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1805304598661369943

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 12:16 PM (xCA6C)

84 What is a Flava-Flav. I'm guessing it's a singer; It sounds like a candy or an overly sweetened energy drink.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2024 12:16 PM (oUxZc)

85 Posted by: Oschisms at June 26, 2024 12:15 PM (JQiMb)

I think the point is just that a douchebag lost. Seems enough reason to celebrate, or at least kick him while he's down.

Posted by: Jack at June 26, 2024 12:17 PM (2iYWK)

86 Bowman's ability to personify and confirm every negative stereotype is impressive.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 26, 2024 12:17 PM (bNf8H)

87 No way is AoC having kids

Posted by: Jamaica at June 26, 2024 12:18 PM (BlUTV)

88 What is a Flava-Flav. I'm guessing it's a singer; It sounds like a candy or an overly sweetened energy drink.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2024 12:16 PM (oUxZc)


Clock around the neck wearing rapper made famous from his time in Public Enemy.


https://youtu.be/JZDIitWz8Go

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

89 Fire Alarm Bowman was a teacher and principal before going to the HoR. He's been sucking gov't teat for a long time. He knows nothing else.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 26, 2024 12:18 PM (qZEuM)

90 78 This is a victory for the conservative movement? Swapping an out and proud leftist for a closet case?

How about we bankroll a fellow Republican in that district? The GOP needs sane voices on the environment and equity.

Posted by: Hon. John Curtis, Prince of Deseret at June 26, 2024 12:18 PM (gKWVE)

91 Conservative blacks were "cancelled" long ago, before the beneficiaries of the late unpleasantness were even born. There's a reason for all those Think Tanks and university studies.

In the 1950s thru the 1960s the civil rights movement revolved around jobs, and education.

50 years later, their ideological heirs have declared that education itself has been deemed "white supremacy"?

This didn't come out of nowhere. By the 1980s, meeting educational standards was derided as "acting white". This was an absolute poison pill. Where did that come from? Who benefits from making people stupid on purpose, ultimately?

That's what it looks like from out here in the cheap seats. The schools pretend to teach, and the students pretend to learn.

A foreign enemy literally could not do a better job of destroying education.

Posted by: Commo Tater at June 26, 2024 12:18 PM (9vhhG)

92 Remember this is a Democrat Primary, and the “pro Israel vote” just voted for another guy who doesn’t hate Israel, just our constitution and democratic republic.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 26, 2024 12:19 PM (TkpK/)

93 58 Ex wife's uncle was a Capitol Cop. Guy got his twenty in with a local PD and decided to double dip. He had stories of things like "hell, he's just drunk, get him off the elevator and back to his office".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 26, 2024 12:19 PM (V5eKu)

94 Bowman won with overwhelming support in the small chunk of the Bronx in his district, and by running only somewhat behind in the Westchester part of his district.

If I was Ilhan "Omar", I'd be getting nervous.

She's in a similar district - i.e. mostly white liberals, and going full Hamas may be less marketable now than earlier.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2024 12:19 PM (uxCna)

95 Posted by: Oschisms at June 26, 2024 12:15 PM (JQiMb

Is someone unironically making "the conservative case for Rep. Bowman"?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 26, 2024 12:19 PM (hDQ7j)

96 Jamaal B.and Adam K. should team up an open an antique store and grievances counseling center. "It's Two-fer Tuesday! Get your tempest teapot and ego soothed for the price one!"

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at June 26, 2024 12:19 PM (ZVzln)

97 My imitation of Jamal practicing shouting his next concession speech:

"Get your peanuts! Popcorn! Popcorn! Hot Dogs! Cold Beer!..."

Posted by: Minuteman at June 26, 2024 12:19 PM (LaNzR)

98 That's what it looks like from out here in the cheap seats. The schools pretend to teach, and the students pretend to learn.

Neither one does a convincing imitation.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 12:19 PM (xCA6C)

99 AOC spazzing around:

https://twitter.com/i/status/1805304598661369943
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2024 12:16 PM (xCA6C)


And that's why she ran. Free money and thinks she's a rock star.

Period......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

100 I think Cori Bush (D-MO); Squadie) will lose in August, too. Unfortunately, she's going to be replaced by a Soros prosecutor who is smart enough to keep his mouth shut about Israel.
Posted by: mnw at June 26, 2024 12:14 PM (NLIak)


Given that her district is inner-city St. Louis, that's all one can expect. I do, however, take some small pleasure in Bush finding out that playing the "Sassy Black Woman" card doesn't work every time.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2024 12:19 PM (jGGMD)

101 87 No way is AoC having kids
Posted by: Jamaica at June 26, 2024 12:18 PM (BlUTV)
She might have to have her obligatory leetle bastard. It's in style for modern, strong, independent women you know.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2024 12:19 PM (pohLc)

102 You gotta keep your Jew-hatred under wraps, kid. Like I do.

Posted by: Mean Joe Pelosi at June 26, 2024 12:20 PM (qUkBO)

103 And Beobert won in her new district replacing the odious Ken Buck.
A win for the good guys.
If Trump pulls this off, I think he will have significant coattails.
Still hoping for J.D. Vance for VP.
Please, please, please.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2024 12:20 PM (t/2Uw)

104 That video of Sandy jumping around is hilariously embarrassing. There are maybe a few hundred people in the audience, and she's screaming like she's got Wembley Stadium packed.

Posted by: spindrift at June 26, 2024 12:20 PM (OguvZ)

105 Working title: Sounding the Alarm
Posted by: Dr. T

LOL

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 26, 2024 12:20 PM (EGSGm)

106 SCOTUS: Well then, you suffered no real harm, so you have no standing.

********************

Oh hey here's my standing, a standing spiked 2 by 4 being applied to your fucking faces, assholes

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at June 26, 2024 12:20 PM (DBZuM)

107 No way is AoC having kids
Posted by: Jamaica



Some things are better off swallowed.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2024 12:20 PM (WnooC)

108 86 Bowman's ability to personify and confirm every negative stereotype is impressive.

It takes a village.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at June 26, 2024 12:20 PM (dg+HA)

109 Love it!!

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at June 26, 2024 12:20 PM (ytSiK)

110 The new regime:

AoC will be teaching "Hip Hop Dancing for Prissy White Girls."

Jamaal will be Chief Lobbyist for CAIR.

Cori Bush will be a TV preacher with her mad healing skillz.

Posted by: PJU at June 26, 2024 12:21 PM (G1dq6)

111 And the Congressional racist caucus gets just a bit smaller.

I hope before I die somebody with enough balls goes to DC and tears that racist organization down. It's a disgrace its been allowed to exist this long.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2024 12:21 PM (LkLld)

112 No doubt there were people who enjoyed A O-C spazzing around and Bowman doing antics with a stool, but most normal people (evidently there are some in his district) who don't enjoy their reps saying "F'ing this" and "F'ing that."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2024 12:21 PM (oUxZc)

113 95 Posted by: Oschisms at June 26, 2024 12:15 PM (JQiMb

Is someone unironically making "the conservative case for Rep. Bowman"?
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 26, 2024 12:19 PM (hDQ7j)

=========================

Sorry for pointing out that this race isn't exactly a priority for anyone who gives a damn about the country.

Sorry for pointing out that 10 years ago we were talking about saving important stuff.

But if all that's left is women's sports and you're good with that, I'm sure you'll be the last guy in the gas chamber.

Posted by: Oschisms at June 26, 2024 12:22 PM (JQiMb)

114 If I was Ilhan "Omar", I'd be getting nervous.

Her primary is August 13th, and there is a good chance that there will be an all-out Middle Eastern war by then.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2024 12:22 PM (uxCna)

115 104 That video of Sandy jumping around is hilariously embarrassing. There are maybe a few hundred people in the audience, and she's screaming like she's got Wembley Stadium packed.

Posted by: spindrift at June 26, 2024 12:20 PM (OguvZ)

As anyone who has ever attended a concert can tell you, the crowd only gets into it if the lead singer begs them to.

Hence, "Please clap."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 12:22 PM (KbCG3)

116 I had to laugh when this toilet-drinking terror rent-boy was screeching about AIPAC. How many people in his dim-witted audience knows what AIPAC is? Does Bowman even know? There's a better chance they know which river and sea that stupid chant refers to.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 12:22 PM (iFTx/)

117 Was there really big money involved, or were people tired of this piece of shit?

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 26, 2024 12:23 PM (Z8Yh2)

118 here we go

Posted by: Don Black at June 26, 2024 12:23 PM (/7KEl)

119 She's in a similar district - i.e. mostly white liberals, and going full Hamas may be less marketable now than earlier.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2024 12:19 PM (uxCna)
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Being pro-Hamas is not quite the resume-enhancer it used to be.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 26, 2024 12:23 PM (7fElN)

120 Imagine how angry AOC will be when she realizes the expiration date on her egg carton has passed.

Oh well. She'll always have her career.

Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at June 26, 2024 12:23 PM (8DAzZ)

121 Her primary is August 13th, and there is a good chance that there will be an all-out Middle Eastern war by then.

Don't forget the one in Ukraine too! Who knew you could run out of Ukrainians?

Posted by: The Junta at June 26, 2024 12:23 PM (oZhjI)

122 If I was Ilhan "Omar", I'd be getting nervous.

She's in a similar district - i.e. mostly white liberals, and going full Hamas may be less marketable now than earlier.
Posted by: The ARC

There have been studies that show muslims don't care

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 26, 2024 12:24 PM (UC3nL)

123 I saw Sandy Cortez open for Five-Alarm Jamal at a softball field in the Bronx in '24.

It sucked.

Posted by: spindrift at June 26, 2024 12:24 PM (OguvZ)

124 Sorry for pointing out that this race isn't exactly a priority for anyone who gives a damn about the country.

Yawn. Voting out out-and-proud Jew-haters is always an important thing to do. It's not like you are going to get a Republican elected in that district.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2024 12:24 PM (uxCna)

125 117 Was there really big money involved, or were people tired of this piece of shit?
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 26, 2024 12:23 PM (Z8Yh2)

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Every race of any prominence ends up getting a swath of out of the jurisdiction donations. I remember reading that this one was no different.

It's only ever selectively used as a cudgel, though. AOC herself is funded by out of district funding.

I'd love to find a way to make it illegal and impractical to fund candidates in districts/states that aren't one's own, but the ease of getting around any rule I can come up is just too simple to ignore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:24 PM (GBKbO)

126 his is a victory for the conservative movement? Swapping an out and proud leftist for a closet case? What are we conserving here? Is there anything left to conserve?
Posted by: Oschisms at June 26, 2024 12:15 PM (JQiMb)

You don’t think defeating an out and out terrorist supporting Congressman with one who is not is not a victory for the Country?

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2024 12:25 PM (SHMXB)

127 I had to look up "Molly." Was it nicknamed that because of Molly Ringwald? (I doubt it. Today's users have never heard of her.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 12:25 PM (J2vNu)

128 117 Was there really big money involved, or were people tired of this piece of shit?
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 26, 2024 12:23 PM (Z8Yh2)

There was no "big money" or even medium money, outside of the quotidian laundry that normally happens with this shit. It's less than 20k votes. Some high schools have larger turnout for student body president.

They just need to say something shitty about Teh Jooos on their way out the door.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 26, 2024 12:25 PM (BpZ5k)

129 She isn't having kids. She's a burning libtard and HATES kids. She's way too egocentric about her body to have a physically destructive thing like a child happen to her. She will NEVER be 'punished with a baby.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

130 I wanna know what Sandy Cortez was on. Molly? Acid? A special *biden cocktail? A pineapple up her ass?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 26, 2024 12:25 PM (Q4IgG)

131 @39

>>"It is totally normal for Philadelphia to report an extra 300,000 votes 4 weeks after the election."
-The GOP

True Fact:

Pennsylvania begins early voting in less than 90 days.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 26, 2024 12:26 PM (Jufi1)

132 I'm surprised about this. I thought the party would steal the primary for Bowman. He's been a reliable commie drone and rabble-rousing lout, which are valuable to the party.

But it turns out it was just the opposite. This tells me that Bowman was such an embarrassing liability even for the Jew-hating leftwing commies running the DNC that he had to get flushed. Good riddance to a really filthy rat-fucking bastard.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

133 AOC is simply a low information buffoon with big tits and bigger teeth. Nothing more.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2024 12:26 PM (pohLc)

134 There have been studies that show muslims don't care

Omar's district is 60% white, and only 17% black.

Omar gets elected with the votes of white liberals, not the votes of blacks or Muslims.

We'll see if that continues...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2024 12:26 PM (uxCna)

135 TJM

SCOTUS ruled long ago that campaign contribution$ = free speech


unless I'm wrong

Posted by: Don Black at June 26, 2024 12:26 PM (/7KEl)

136 Jamaal was the last person I voted for before we finally left the Bronx. Forget who was his opponent, but I didn't like either of them. Thought that Bowman would be more entertaining - and he was the only politician I ever voted for that fulfilled all I expected from him.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at June 26, 2024 12:27 PM (zSyrn)

137 124 Sorry for pointing out that this race isn't exactly a priority for anyone who gives a damn about the country.

Yawn. Voting out out-and-proud Jew-haters is always an important thing to do. It's not like you are going to get a Republican elected in that district.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2024 12:24 PM (uxCna)

==========================

Every Democrat is an out and proud Jew hater.

Every Democrat knows it except the Jews.

This is not my fight.

Posted by: Oschisms at June 26, 2024 12:27 PM (JQiMb)

138 In NY there were 52 House primaries, 26 D, 26 R, 46 were uncontested with one incumbent, Jihadi Jamaal, getting beat. That is gotta leave a mark.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at June 26, 2024 12:27 PM (ZVzln)

139 131 True Fact:

Pennsylvania begins early voting in less than 90 days.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 26, 2024 12:26 PM (Jufi1)

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And they will still dumb thousands and thousands of ballots after the deadline because it just won't be enough. And they'll get away with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:27 PM (GBKbO)

140 I wanna know what Sandy Cortez was on. Molly? Acid? A special *biden cocktail? A pineapple up her ass?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 26, 2024 12:25 PM (Q4IgG)


Whatever the music was, she actually thinks she's the performer and the crowd is there to see her show and worship her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

141 If you watch TV (I feel sorry for you) one would think the entire country is black, or homosexual, based on the commercial advertisements.

Politics is running a similar scam. Near as I can tell, the only black folks allowed to run for office are near universally leftist party hacks. Why is that? It feeds into stereotypes, for one, sadly enough. The Democrat Machine is powerful enough for several decades running, to compartmentalize and tribalize everything to an astonishing level.

Now you know why they hate guys like Trump

Posted by: Commo Tater at June 26, 2024 12:27 PM (9vhhG)

142 maybe he can go back to running a private school where no one actually gets an education

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 12:27 PM (CWTWj)

143 AOC really thinks she's some kind of rap diva.
This has got to be her Jump The Shark moment.
It's so pathetically cringe.

I hope this means we are at the endgame of politics as showbiz.

Posted by: Strother Martin School of Dramatic Arts at June 26, 2024 12:27 PM (6ydKt)

144 But it turns out it was just the opposite. This tells me that Bowman was such an embarrassing liability even for the Jew-hating leftwing commies running the DNC that he had to get flushed. Good riddance to a really filthy rat-fucking bastard.

Bowman was running 19 points behind before AIPAC even got involved in the race.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2024 12:27 PM (uxCna)

145 A 2014 article says "Molly is short for 'molecular.' It was given this nickname because this ecstasy comes in power or crystallized form, not in traditional pill form."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 12:27 PM (J2vNu)

146 87 No way is AoC having kids
Posted by: Jamaica at June 26, 2024 12:18 PM (BlUTV)
She might have to have her obligatory leetle bastard. It's in style for modern, strong, independent women you know.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
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I could totally envision her getting pregnant just to shout her abortion for more leftist street cred.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2024 12:27 PM (iZbyp)

147 Omar gets elected with the votes of white liberals, not the votes of blacks or Muslims.
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White lefties always rush to abase themselves by electing black radicals.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 26, 2024 12:28 PM (3Fz6p)

148 I can't understand how having having AOC screaming and bouncing around did not win him enough votes. Is it possible some Dems are starting to come to their senses? Is that even possible?

Posted by: Ripley at June 26, 2024 12:28 PM (GUOwU)

149 That "Breaking News" tweet was pretty damned funny.

Something tells me Jamaal is going to be persona non grata to the left. Losing your primary by 30 fucking points will do that to you.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 26, 2024 12:28 PM (wtvvX)

150
Every race of any prominence ends up getting a swath of out of the jurisdiction donations. I remember reading that this one was no different.

I'd love to find a way to make it illegal and impractical to fund candidates in districts/states that aren't one's own
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I know, I know!
Make it so you can't accept donations from foreign countries!!!
~B.H.O.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 26, 2024 12:28 PM (UC3nL)

151 Instant communication , coast to coast travel in 7 hrs and expansion of Federalism and diminished States Rights of course have led to the necessity for outside political funding.

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2024 12:28 PM (SHMXB)

152
This is not my fight.
Posted by: Oschisms at June 26, 2024 12:27 PM (JQiMb)


Then why are you coming in here pissing on everyone?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

153 SCOTUS- Did someone from the federal government pick up a cinderblock and bash you in the face?

No

SCOTUS: Well then, you suffered no real harm, so you have no standing.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Is that the one regarding Government "asking" social media media platforms to blacklist targeted people?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 26, 2024 12:28 PM (zHK5Q)

154 Latimer will definitely be a plus for the Democratic Party.
He was an easy target for his extreme views. Ace will probably miss having such an easy target

Posted by: paul at June 26, 2024 12:28 PM (En8R7)

155 Colbert had Bowman on his show last week to try and save him. Amazing how much pull Bowman has with progressive elites.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at June 26, 2024 12:28 PM (V6W16)

156 She isn't having kids. She's a burning libtard and HATES kids. She's way too egocentric about her body to have a physically destructive thing like a child happen to her. She will NEVER be 'punished with a baby.'
Posted by: Sponge

She will employ a surrogate mother. Or Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 26, 2024 12:28 PM (w9Wax)

157 Wow!

Another scorcher down here on the peanut ranch today! Oh well...

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTqTE7aNjZQ



Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 26, 2024 12:29 PM (EFZgU)

158 132 I'm surprised about this. I thought the party would steal the primary for Bowman. He's been a reliable commie drone and rabble-rousing lout, which are valuable to the party.

But it turns out it was just the opposite. This tells me that Bowman was such an embarrassing liability even for the Jew-hating leftwing commies running the DNC that he had to get flushed. Good riddance to a really filthy rat-fucking bastard.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

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I seem to recall stories of the Jewish donors representing 50% of all money to the Democrat Party, although actual definitions around that were never that clear (total donations? to the DNC? who is Jewish?).

Nevertheless, it obviously represents a major factor in the Democrat Party.

Jewish donors targeting outright anti-Semites in the Democrat Party seems like almost low-hanging fruit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:29 PM (GBKbO)

159 Very nice to see Bowman gone.
But Latimer will vote the same way and there's no difference overall.

The beat goes on...

Posted by: DaisyB at June 26, 2024 12:29 PM (AbL8c)

160 Every Democrat is an out and proud Jew hater.

Every Democrat knows it except the Jews.

This is not my fight.

Bullshit.

Are you are our dedicated troll for today?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2024 12:29 PM (uxCna)

161 Something tells me Jamaal is going to be persona non grata to the left. Losing your primary by 30 fucking points will do that to you.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 26, 2024 12:28 PM (wtvvX)


But he will be invited to whatever Trump hater project Liz Cheney comes up with.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

162 I can't understand how having having AOC screaming and bouncing around did not win him enough votes.

She should've flashed her tits!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 26, 2024 12:29 PM (wtvvX)

163 Unfortunately it looks like Romney is going to be replaced by someone even worse. Utah now has a choice between an environmental whacko and an environmental whacko.
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Utah is (always has been?) the most retarded red state.

They had the gov who went full fascist over Covid.

But, I watch Secrets of Skinwalker Ranch. It's a fricking joke. But fun. If you understand it's not real.
And their retard gov, AG and even Mike Lee all went on the show like it's serious.
I have so much ammo to mock my UT relatives now, lol

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 26, 2024 12:29 PM (yFHmM)

164 135 TJM

SCOTUS ruled long ago that campaign contribution$ = free speech


unless I'm wrong
Posted by: Don Black at June 26, 2024 12:26 PM (/7KEl)

========

I'm pretty sure that's right, but stare decisis can always get overturned and I don't expect my idea to ever come to fruition anyway.

Still, I'd like it if it was illegal and impossible to actually donate outside of the jurisdictions that one actually lived in.

Like, I couldn't donate to a Republican in NY, but New Yorkers couldn't donate to Democrats in NC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

165 Whatever the music was, she actually thinks she's the performer and the crowd is there to see her show and worship her.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024

***
This vid is the first I've seen (aside from the "dancing on the rooftop" vid of long ago) where you can get a hint of the famous rackage. Still don't find her attractive overall, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 12:30 PM (J2vNu)

166 The smartest Jew hater in congress last campaign was 5 miles outside his district.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 26, 2024 12:30 PM (ENQN6)

167 off topic, wann to share: seen at yahoo newz:

Bailey Anne Kennedy was crowned the new Miss Maryland USA in June, becoming not only the first transgender woman to win the title but also the first Asian American to achieve the coveted honor.

[and if you look at the pic of it in a low cut gown you can see it clearly has breast implants.]

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 12:30 PM (CWTWj)

168 I can't understand how having having AOC screaming and bouncing around did not win him enough votes. Is it possible some Dems are starting to come to their senses? Is that even possible? Posted by: Ripley

She wore a bra. That ruined everything. Details matter.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at June 26, 2024 12:30 PM (ZVzln)

169 The most surprising thing about Bucktits at the rally wasn't that she was an unhinged lunatic screeching like a dying screech-monster. The most surprising thing is that she can't dance and has no rhythm. What Bronx latina can't dance??

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

170 Sorry for pointing out that this race isn't exactly a priority for anyone who gives a damn about the country.

-

Showing that rabid lefties get shown the exit is always a good thing for inspiring others.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 26, 2024 12:30 PM (SfeGh)

171 Holy shit, paulie no nuts just stumbled into three complete sentences that actually bear some resemblance to reality.

I think i need to sit down.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 26, 2024 12:30 PM (BpZ5k)

172 Oh well, SHIT!! If Pawl says so....

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2024 12:31 PM (pohLc)

173 Colbert had Bowman on his show last week to try and save him. Amazing how much pull Bowman has had with progressive elites.

FIFY

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 26, 2024 12:31 PM (wtvvX)

174 >159 Very nice to see Bowman gone.
But Latimer will vote the same way and there's no difference overall.
---


true, but we can still take some pleasure from Bowman's failure
he's a dick

Posted by: Don Black at June 26, 2024 12:31 PM (/7KEl)

175 Exit the Congress in single file.

Posted by: DaveA at June 26, 2024 12:31 PM (FhXTo)

176 While I'm glad he lost, it's not like the country will be any better off with his Democrat replacement.

So he might be SLIGHTLY less evil. We're way past the realm where that will make any difference for our survival.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 26, 2024 12:32 PM (JMAcK)

177 113
Apology accepted. Thanks for understanding.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 26, 2024 12:32 PM (4N+fF)

178 I can't understand how having having AOC screaming and bouncing around did not win him enough votes.
*
She should've flashed her tits!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 26, 2024

***
This ain't traditional politics. It's entertainment dressed up as politics.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 12:32 PM (J2vNu)

179 ***
This vid is the first I've seen (aside from the "dancing on the rooftop" vid of long ago) where you can get a hint of the famous rackage. Still don't find her attractive overall, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 12:30 PM (J2vNu)


I thought they actually looked smaller in this new clip, brining in the possibility she's been using those incredibly padded Wonderbra type things enhancing the likely adequate but not overwhelming tits she was born with.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

180 Ok, so the Joos got me. I still have that lifetime pension, right? RIGHT??

Posted by: Jammy Bowman at June 26, 2024 12:32 PM (0eaVi)

181 This is not my fight.
Posted by: Oschisms at June 26, 2024 12:27 PM (JQiMb)


Then why are you coming in here pissing on everyone?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

========================

Because when I see "conservative groups" donating to Democrats (https://tinyurl.com/436bstz5) I see a broken conservative movement.

If you want to celebrate the delightful new arrangement of the deck chairs on the Titanic, don't be surprised if someone tells you there's an iceberg ahead.

Posted by: Oschisms at June 26, 2024 12:33 PM (JQiMb)

182 I thought they actually looked smaller in this new clip, brining in the possibility she's been using those incredibly padded Wonderbra type things enhancing the likely adequate but not overwhelming tits she was born with.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

Until she flashes them, we won't know for sure.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 26, 2024 12:33 PM (0eaVi)

183 180 Ok, so the Joos got me. I still have that lifetime pension, right? RIGHT??
Posted by: Jammy Bowman at June 26, 2024 12:32 PM (0eaVi)

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I think you have to be in for 6 years before the pension starts.

He first got elected in 2020, so I think he'll qualify.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

184 Has he thrown the racist card at the voters yet?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 26, 2024 12:33 PM (QNSds)

185 This is not my fight.
Posted by: Oschisms at June 26, 2024 12:27 PM (JQiMb)


Then why are you coming in here pissing on everyone?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

no one IRL listens anymore ?

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2024 12:33 PM (V13WU)

186 Every Democrat is an out and proud Jew hater.

Every Democrat knows it except the Jews.

This is not my fight.

Posted by: Oschisms at June 26, 2024 12:27 PM (JQiMb)

Maybe you should go fuck yourself!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 26, 2024 12:34 PM (wtvvX)

187 In other news, the Supreme Court just declared war in the First Amendment today.

Amy Cunny Bryant screwed us over good and hard.

Posted by: Thatch at June 26, 2024 12:34 PM (bbi0+)

188

be careful with the 9/11 truther stuff

the trend is

theyre likely going to be proven true

were just now starting to find out

that the fbi was likely behind the okc bombing

just like they were behind the gretchen whitmer kidnapping

Posted by: sound awake at June 26, 2024 12:34 PM (g7ym/)

189 Because when I see "conservative groups" donating to Democrats (https://tinyurl.com/436bstz5) I see a broken conservative movement.

If you want to celebrate the delightful new arrangement of the deck chairs on the Titanic, don't be surprised if someone tells you there's an iceberg ahead.

Piss off, troll.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2024 12:34 PM (uxCna)

190 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 12:27 PM (J2vNu)

Molly = Disco Biscuit = X = Ecstasy

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at June 26, 2024 12:35 PM (DIB8X)

191 C'mon NYT, just say it, "Pro-Jooo Money." You know you want to.

Good Lord, I'm glad my departed mother who lived through WW2 Germany is not around to see it happen all over again.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 26, 2024 12:35 PM (T4iZG)

192 She wore a bra. That ruined everything. Details matter.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram

Yeah, those puppies were locked down tighter than San Quentin.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 26, 2024 12:35 PM (w9Wax)

193 Ok, so the Joos got me. I still have that lifetime pension, right? RIGHT??
Posted by: Jammy Bowman at June 26, 2024 12:32 PM (0eaVi)

=========

I think you have to be in for 6 years before the pension starts.

He first got elected in 2020, so I think he'll qualify.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:33 PM


After 5 years you are "vested" in FERS the federal retirement system. He can't draw anything until he hits 62 and it ain't gonna be much. He also had a 401k (TSP) that he could get a match for as well. But that is voluntary and most people I encountered don't take full advantage of it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 26, 2024 12:35 PM (QNSds)

194 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

When people like AOC who gets less then 100k votes and who has a district is the size of my neighborhood, is stripped of national influence and has no effect on me in Houston then I would agree that the efforts to elect her and people like her should be limited to her State.

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2024 12:35 PM (SHMXB)

195 MSNBC's going to need more hours in a week to give all these antisemites their own talk shows.

But you know who's keeping us down with a 168 hour week?

Posted by: Wally at June 26, 2024 12:36 PM (hqVaF)

196 But it turns out it was just the opposite. This tells me that Bowman was such an embarrassing liability even for the Jew-hating leftwing commies running the DNC that he had to get flushed. Good riddance to a really filthy rat-fucking bastard.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 12:26 PM (iFTx/)

========

I seem to recall stories of the Jewish donors representing 50% of all money to the Democrat Party, although actual definitions around that were never that clear (total donations? to the DNC? who is Jewish?).

Nevertheless, it obviously represents a major factor in the Democrat Party.

Jewish donors targeting outright anti-Semites in the Democrat Party seems like almost low-hanging fruit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:29 PM (GBKbO)
___

Oh I get the money flow. But these primaries really aren't about money. They're about machine politics. The party chooses who wins. There might be a few aberrations here and there. But a reliable and high-profile Democrat incumbent like Bowman losing his primary by 30% -- thirty fucking percent! -- can only mean the party wanted him gone.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

197 In other news, the Supreme Court just declared war in the First Amendment today.
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Yep. We boned.

Posted by: DaisyB at June 26, 2024 12:36 PM (AbL8c)

198 192 She wore a bra. That ruined everything. Details matter.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram

Yeah, those puppies were locked down tighter than San Quentin.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 26, 2024 12:35 PM (w9Wax)

DURING PRIDE MONTH!!??!?!?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 26, 2024 12:36 PM (wtvvX)

199 >Piss off, troll.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2024 12:34 PM (uxCna)
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she's really into analogies

Posted by: Don Black at June 26, 2024 12:36 PM (/7KEl)

200 Active shooter threat 'contained' by Florida cops after hours-long standoff

https://mol.im/a/13571837

Posted by: Ciampino - he's now appointed as Jamal 'The Looser' Firebell at June 26, 2024 12:36 PM (qfLjt)

201 This is the song that runs through my head every time I see or hear about AOC:

https://tinyurl.com/54dzzbcb
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 26, 2024

***
So *that's* where I know that phrase from!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 12:37 PM (J2vNu)

202 She should've flashed her tits!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 26, 2024 12:29 PM (wtvvX)

That doesn't always presage victory.

Posted by: Oilers Kate at June 26, 2024 12:37 PM (OguvZ)

203 143 AOC really thinks she's some kind of rap diva.
This has got to be her Jump The Shark moment.
It's so pathetically cringe.

I hope this means we are at the endgame of politics as showbiz.
Posted by: Strother Martin School of Dramatic Arts at June 26, 2024 12:27 PM (6ydKt)


Did she scream Yeeeaarrrgh! I have heard it on good authority that that can be a career ender.

Posted by: Howard Dean at June 26, 2024 12:37 PM (OiAR7)

204 Is someone unironically making "the conservative case for Rep. Bowman"?

Even Jonah Goldberg and David French aren't that stupid.

I did see Erick Erickson celebrating the final takedown of Alex Jones though.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 26, 2024 12:37 PM (2ocoG)

205 197 In other news, the Supreme Court just declared war in the First Amendment today.
-----


So not much hope for the big cases

Posted by: It's me donna at June 26, 2024 12:37 PM (IyPmt)

206 194 When people like AOC who gets less then 100k votes and who has a district is the size of my neighborhood, is stripped of national influence and has no effect on me in Houston then I would agree that the efforts to elect her and people like her should be limited to her State.
Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2024 12:35 PM (SHMXB)

=========

Eh. It'll run both ways.

Imagine TX elections over the past decade where out of state donations were banned.

Beto was something like 90% funded out of state.

There are tradeoffs, but dammit if I don't think that the pros vastly outweigh the cons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

207
Because when I see "conservative groups" donating to Democrats (https://tinyurl.com/436bstz5) I see a broken conservative movement.

If you want to celebrate the delightful new arrangement of the deck chairs on the Titanic, don't be surprised if someone tells you there's an iceberg ahead.
Posted by: Oschisms at June 26, 2024 12:33 PM (JQiMb)


Then it's not a conservative group. Thus the same reason I do not buy or drink Black Rifle Coffee anymore. You donate to leftists, you're not on my side, f*ck off.

And yes, this is not likely to change much in the grand scheme of things, but getting rid of a rabid, screaming anti-semetic asshole from the halls of congress IS a good thing, whether you can see it or not.

Also, it just might humble AOC a bit, proving that she's no where NEAR the celebrity she thinks she is and there's a SLIGHT chance she'll be in trouble next go-around.

But you do you.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

208 Oh I get the money flow. But these primaries really aren't about money. They're about machine politics. The party chooses who wins. There might be a few aberrations here and there. But a reliable and high-profile Democrat incumbent like Bowman losing his primary by 30% -- thirty fucking percent! -- can only mean the party wanted him gone.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

A message has been sent. Wonder if his fellow travelers will listen?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 26, 2024 12:38 PM (wtvvX)

209 196 Oh I get the money flow. But these primaries really aren't about money. They're about machine politics. The party chooses who wins. There might be a few aberrations here and there. But a reliable and high-profile Democrat incumbent like Bowman losing his primary by 30% -- thirty fucking percent! -- can only mean the party wanted him gone.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

========

Because of money?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

210 64 What's Bowman going to do now?

Like they always say, "Spend more time with his family".

Prayers for the family.

Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2024 12:38 PM (j4U/Z)

211
I can't understand how having having AOC screaming and bouncing around did not win him enough votes.

She should've flashed her tits!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 26, 2024 12:29 PM (wtvvX)




It's gonna be fun when AOC loses her usefulness and gets immolated with her inevitable sex tape (she was a Bronx bartender, you KNOW that she was willing to do the nasty on tape, we just haven't seen it yet)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2024 12:39 PM (n+4am)

212 One eye, one eye.
Harelip, harelip!

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2024 12:39 PM (v0R5T)

213
I did see Erick Erickson celebrating the final takedown of Alex Jones though.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 26, 2024 12:37 PM (2ocoG)


He's losing his studio, sure. He's not going anywhere. I have a feeling the deal he struck with Crowder and his new empire will give him PLENTY of platform.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

214 Active shooter threat 'contained' by Florida cops after hours-long standoff

https://mol.im/a/13571837
Posted by: Ciampino

--

Ha.

"A spokesperson for the police department told DailyMail.com they were met with fire as they arrived at the scene at the Pentagon Gardens apartments after receiving a call about suspicious activity."

We're getting pretty fast and loose with "active shooter" designations these days.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 26, 2024 12:39 PM (pCGKd)

215 But a reliable and high-profile Democrat

==


maybe he was not that reliable ?? and his high-profile ain't all that ?

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2024 12:39 PM (V13WU)

216 202 She should've flashed her tits!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 26, 2024 12:29 PM (wtvvX)

That doesn't always presage victory.
Posted by: Oilers Kate at June 26, 2024 12:37 PM (OguvZ

First thing I thought of while she was shaking her money makers was damn that bra she is wearing absolutely does not move. And she was wearing spaghetti straps no less.

Must be some top secret thing only available to congress people

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 26, 2024 12:40 PM (OiAR7)

217 To me It’s not that he’s anti semitic it’s that he’s pro-terrorist.

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2024 12:40 PM (SHMXB)

218 "I hope this means we are at the endgame of politics as showbiz."

Sadly, I think this shitshow is just getting started. I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: Commo Tater at June 26, 2024 12:40 PM (9vhhG)

219 After 5 years you are "vested" in FERS the federal retirement system. He can't draw anything until he hits 62 and it ain't gonna be much. He also had a 401k (TSP) that he could get a match for as well. But that is voluntary and most people I encountered don't take full advantage of it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 26, 2024 12:35 PM (QNSds)

What?! I better find another grift, and fast!

Posted by: Jammy Bowman at June 26, 2024 12:41 PM (0eaVi)

220 OK...I can't stand Cyclops McCain, but that tweet was Chuy-worthy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 26, 2024 12:41 PM (ZANHd)

221 if someone like ocasio crackpot ever had a kid it wouldn't be until she was around 40 and needed something to call attention to her. like the way bill c and obama decided to adopt a dog

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2024 12:41 PM (CWTWj)

222 194 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

When people like AOC who gets less then 100k votes and who has a district is the size of my neighborhood, is stripped of national influence and has no effect on me in Houston then I would agree that the efforts to elect her and people like her should be limited to her State.

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2024 12:35 PM (SHMXB)

Pure speculation on my part, but in elections such as this, I believe name recognition >>>> money spent.

Getting trounced like this as the incumbent is hilariously embarrassing.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 12:41 PM (KbCG3)

223 I have to wear a bra !

Posted by: AOC torpedo tits at June 26, 2024 12:42 PM (NtVYv)

224 218 "I hope this means we are at the endgame of politics as showbiz."

Sadly, I think this shitshow is just getting started. I hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: Commo Tater at June 26, 2024 12:40 PM (9vhhG)

=======

Electoral politics has ALWAYS been showbiz for ugly people, dammit.

Hell, I'm watching Preston Sturges movies from the 40s, and if there's a theme in his work, it's that politics is showbiz and full of phonies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

225 I saw Sandy Cortez open for Five-Alarm Jamal at a softball field in the Bronx in '24.

It sucked.
Posted by: spindrift at June 26, 2024

***
I could give her pointers on that. . . .

Posted by: Kamala H. at June 26, 2024 12:42 PM (J2vNu)

Posted by: Kamala H. at June 26, 2024 12:43 PM (J2vNu)

227 I've said it before, but the AoSHQ combination of erudition and juvenilia has to be unique on the web.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 26, 2024 12:43 PM (3Fz6p)

228 That doesn't always presage victory.
Posted by: Oilers Kate at June 26, 2024 12:37 PM (OguvZ


No, but Playboy seems to be ready to give her gobs of cash.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

229 Loser Bowman loses primary? So much for the sanctity of Pride month.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 26, 2024 12:43 PM (tT6L1)

230 First thing I thought of while she was shaking her money makers was damn that bra she is wearing absolutely does not move. And she was wearing spaghetti straps no less.

Must be some top secret thing only available to congress people
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

He's on to us!!!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 26, 2024 12:43 PM (w9Wax)

231 S Ct rules in Murthy v. Missouri: no one has standing to challenge government manipulation of social media and the press. "One Trick Coney" proves again that if the issue isn't abortion, she doesn't care--she's been wrong on almost every Bill of Rights question. KavaNothing also chickens out. Worst picks ever. Prepare to be silenced.

Posted by: S CT is Worthless at June 26, 2024 12:44 PM (1wdUl)

232 221 if someone like ocasio crackpot ever had a kid it wouldn't be until she was around 40 and needed something to call attention to her. like the way bill c and obama decided to adopt a dog

by then, she'll probably have to adopt.

Posted by: cheap fake anachronda at June 26, 2024 12:45 PM (sGtp+)

233
Jamaal has announced that he is embarking on his "Five Alarm Fire Tour" next week. He will "visit every state and pull fire alarms hither and yon" in the process.

He passed out promotional buttons that have his picture on them, along with the campaign's slogan, "Where's the Fire, Chief?" to folks in attendance at his announcement.

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at June 26, 2024 12:45 PM (xG4kz)

234 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 12:41 PM (KbCG3)

I agree in this case . I was just talking in general about all outside efforts ( money , endorsements, workers, etc) about local elections.

For years I’ve been aggravated that Kentucky voters have such importance and effected me so much.

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2024 12:45 PM (SHMXB)

235 64 What's Bowman going to do now?
.......

Well, he's oddly familiar looking so probably a life of crime. He has the experience, was in politics.

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2024 12:46 PM (v0R5T)

236 what does a guy have to do to get some standing around here?

Posted by: Don Black at June 26, 2024 12:46 PM (/7KEl)

237 207 Thus the same reason I do not buy or drink Black Rifle Coffee anymore. You donate to leftists, you're not on my side, f*ck off.

But you do you.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

Drink it every morning. I do do what I do, dodo, dictates be damned. Enjoy your Ben & Jerry's!

Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2024 12:46 PM (j4U/Z)

238 234 I agree in this case . I was just talking in general about all outside efforts ( money , endorsements, workers, etc) about local elections.

For years I’ve been aggravated that Kentucky voters have such importance and effected me so much.
Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2024 12:45 PM (SHMXB)

========

I think that's more of an argument for limiting federal power than allowing people from TX to fund elections in KY.

There are a lot of problems in American governance today, and the limiting of funding of elections (which will never, ever come to pass, by the way) would only address some small sliver of those problems.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:47 PM (GBKbO)

239 Somewhat OT but in the category of terrible public officials:

GA judge removed from the bench after she was caught on camera hitting a police officer at a party

https://tinyurl.com/nd8te8m8

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2024 12:47 PM (jGGMD)

240
Drink it every morning. I do do what I do, dodo, dictates be damned. Enjoy your Ben & Jerry's!
Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2024 12:46 PM (j4U/Z)


I have never bought Ben & Jerry's in my life.

I don't support causes that hate me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

241 Oh my. It's getting testy up in here.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 26, 2024 12:48 PM (4XwPj)

242 I'm going to assume that anyone who keeps posting "we're all doomed and nothing matters" comments is being paid by the DNC.

After all, I'd hate to think that they were doing it for free.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 26, 2024 12:48 PM (uxCna)

243
... by then, she'll probably have to adopt.
Posted by: cheap fake anachronda

I'd hazard a guess that "Riley" executes every male contraceptive action, and dons every male contraceptive device, whenever he engages in sexual relations with AOC.

" I ain't gonna get caught on a hook of having to support this loon's spawn," he thinks.

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at June 26, 2024 12:49 PM (xG4kz)

244 160
‘ Are you are our dedicated troll for today?’

He’s not a troll. He’s just pointing out any given democratic is as shitty as the democrat just flushed.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 26, 2024 12:49 PM (4N+fF)

245 Oh my. It's getting testy up in here.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 26, 2024 12:48 PM

Testes?

Oh...wait.

Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at June 26, 2024 12:49 PM (ZANHd)

246 Black Rifle Coffee? It was overpriced before F. Joke came along to mess with the economy. $15-18 for barely 12 oz.? Uh, no.

French Truck is another one like that, though I have no idea of the company's political stance. Too much $$ for too little return.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 12:49 PM (J2vNu)

247 Speaking of Eye-Patch McCain, I get a similar vibe from Tim Sheehy, who's running against Bag o' Crullers Tester in Montana. I've become pretty wary of military veterans running for office.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at June 26, 2024 12:49 PM (xPJvm)

248 244 He’s not a troll. He’s just pointing out any given democratic is as shitty as the democrat just flushed.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 26, 2024 12:49 PM (4N+fF)

========

But...but...Fetterman!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

249 GA judge removed from the bench after she was caught on camera hitting a police officer at a party

https://tinyurl.com/nd8te8m8

_________________________

DEI !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 26, 2024 12:49 PM (NtVYv)

250 Let's face it aoc dancing is no Brie Larsen running downstairs.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 26, 2024 12:50 PM (OiAR7)

251 242
‘ we're all doomed and nothing matters’

That list is a lot bigger than your comment implies.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 26, 2024 12:50 PM (4N+fF)

252 163 But, I watch Secrets of Skinwalker Ranch. It's a fricking joke. But fun. If you understand it's not real.

indeed. plus, the high school i went to is five miles from the ranch as the buzzard flies. gives it a personal punch.

Posted by: cheap fake anachronda at June 26, 2024 12:51 PM (sGtp+)

253 DEI !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 26, 2024 12:49 PM (NtVYv)
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Day-o!
Day-ay-ay-o!
Daylight come and me want go home.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 26, 2024 12:51 PM (3Fz6p)

254 https://tinyurl.com/nd8te8m8



I mean, look at how she's dressed. Titty hanging out.....Highest paid judge in Georgia and dresses like a hooker.

How embarrassing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

255 First thing I thought of while she was shaking her money makers was damn that bra she is wearing absolutely does not move. And she was wearing spaghetti straps no less.
......

First thing I thought was she should be wearing spandex short shorts and a tube top.

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2024 12:51 PM (v0R5T)

256 "Ben & Jerry's" reminds me of the Eighties spots for "Bartles & Jaymes" wine coolers. Whatever happened to them?

"And we thank you . . . for your support."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 12:51 PM (J2vNu)

257 Let's face it aoc dancing is no Brie Larsen running downstairs.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 26, 2024 12:50 PM (OiAR7)


Well, braless > bra'd up

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

258 I'm going to assume that anyone who keeps posting "we're all doomed and nothing matters" comments is being paid by the DNC.

It was a Hell of a run. We make no apologies.

Posted by: Metallica at June 26, 2024 12:51 PM (tez6A)

259 I don't know anything about this Latimer character, but I saw photos from last night... his woman gives off a strong Jill Biden vibe.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2024 12:51 PM (dGCAG)

260 Drink it every morning. I do do what I do, dodo, dictates be damned. Enjoy your Ben & Jerry's!
Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2024 12:46 PM (j4U/Z)


I have never bought Ben & Jerry's in my life.

I don't support causes that hate me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)
_____

I'd sooner dunk my balls in a vat of hungry piranhas than buy Ben & Jerry's dogshit commie ice cream

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 12:52 PM (iFTx/)

261 255 First thing I thought of while she was shaking her money makers was damn that bra she is wearing absolutely does not move. And she was wearing spaghetti straps no less.
......

First thing I thought was she should be wearing spandex short shorts and a tube top.
Posted by: wth at June 26, 2024 12:51 PM (v0R5T)

First thing I thought was I really shouldn't have let Hunter handle the pre-event catering.

Posted by: AOC at June 26, 2024 12:52 PM (KbCG3)

262 He’s not a troll. He’s just pointing out any given democratic is as shitty as the democrat just flushed.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 26, 2024 12:49 PM (4N+fF)

Even democrats/Leftists have a sliding scale.

Houston could have had Shelia Jackson Lee as mayor but Republicans in Houston voted for her Dem opponent.

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2024 12:52 PM (SHMXB)

263 236 what does a guy have to do to get some standing around here?

Honestly? You’ll have to risk prison.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 26, 2024 12:52 PM (4N+fF)

264 233
Jamaal has announced that he is embarking on his "Five Alarm Fire Tour" next week. He will "visit every state and pull fire alarms hither and yon" in the process.

Dude better be careful. Yelling "PULL!!" in certain parts of the country has a different meaning than setting off a fire alarm.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 26, 2024 12:52 PM (N39Ws)

265 https://tinyurl.com/nd8te8m8



I mean, look at how she's dressed. Titty hanging out.....Highest paid judge in Georgia and dresses like a hooker.

How embarrassing.
Posted by: Sponge

--

(holds envelope up to forehead)

Just kidding. No need to.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 26, 2024 12:53 PM (pCGKd)

266 Let's get real: Jamaal Bowman lost for two reasons:

1. He's nuts.

2. Because he's nuts, he said the quiet part out loud.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 26, 2024 12:53 PM (tT6L1)

267 258 I'm going to assume that anyone who keeps posting "we're all doomed and nothing matters" comments is being paid by the DNC.

It was a Hell of a run. We make no apologies.

Posted by: Metallica at June 26, 2024 12:51 PM (tez6A)

A band I should enjoy but don't.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 12:53 PM (KbCG3)

268
I'd sooner dunk my balls in a vat of hungry piranhas . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024

***
That can be arranged!

Posted by: Dr. Evil Collaborating w/ Dr. Fu Manchu at June 26, 2024 12:53 PM (J2vNu)

269 The guys on Skinwalker Ranch have drilled into the mesa in almost the same location for three or four years in a row.
Each time something happens and the drill rod ends up bending and cutting around something impenetrable or the drill bit breaks and just won't cut through it.
They think something is in that mesa.
They want to get in there and see what it is.
But they refuse, for no other reason than dragging the show out for years, to actually bring in some excavators, bulldozers, and dump trucks and go to town on the thing.
It's frustrating as hell, especially with their "bad things happen when we dig on the Ranch" saying. *rolls eyes*
And the rockets... and lasers... and helicopters, and that 1.6GHZ signal! it's the same thing every other show.
*sigh*

It's from the same production company as Ancient Aliens and Curse of Oak Island, so what do you expect?
And I like Oak Island but they drive me nuts with the hype and disappointment cycle as well.

Posted by: Strother Martin School of Dramatic Arts at June 26, 2024 12:54 PM (6ydKt)

270 https://tinyurl.com/nd8te8m8



I mean, look at how she's dressed. Titty hanging out.....Highest paid judge in Georgia and dresses like a hooker.

How embarrassing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

She lost her wig in the scuffle !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 26, 2024 12:54 PM (NtVYv)

271 Let's face it aoc dancing is no Brie Larsen running downstairs.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 26, 2024 12:50 PM (OiAR7)

I realize I have a history, and when it comes to celebs I do tend to at the very least overlook the crazy, but Brie Larsen has always stirred my loins.

No matter what else one must say about her, even with her best RBF, she's screen door in a hurricane material.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2024 12:54 PM (dGCAG)

272 Posted by: Metallica at June 26, 2024 12:51 PM (tez6A)

A band I should enjoy but don't.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 12:53 PM (KbCG3)

Metallica died when Cliff Burton died.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at June 26, 2024 12:54 PM (xPJvm)

273 Dude better be careful. Yelling "PULL!!" in certain parts of the country has a different meaning than setting off a fire alarm.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 26, 2024

***
Especially when near a train . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 12:54 PM (J2vNu)

274 I don't support causes that hate me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

You'd be surprised where your money ends up.

Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2024 12:55 PM (j4U/Z)

275 I'd sooner dunk my balls in a vat of hungry piranhas than buy Ben & Jerry's dogshit commie ice cream
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 12:52 PM (iFTx/)


You could just buy ice cream somewhere else.

The store up the street from me sells a cup of its own making for $1.50.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2024 12:55 PM (jGGMD)

276 271 I realize I have a history, and when it comes to celebs I do tend to at the very least overlook the crazy, but Brie Larsen has always stirred my loins.

No matter what else one must say about her, even with her best RBF, she's screen door in a hurricane material.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2024 12:54 PM (dGCAG)

=======

She's pretty.

Especially in 21 Jump Street and Scott Pilgrim.

But she's toxic and has no butt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

277 256 "Ben & Jerry's" reminds me of the Eighties spots for "Bartles & Jaymes" wine coolers. Whatever happened to them?
-----------------
Carlo Rossi Jug Wine ran them off. Carlo is mobbed up.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 26, 2024 12:55 PM (n17eQ)

278 Let's get real: Jamaal Bowman lost for two reasons:

1. He's nuts.

2. Because he's nuts, he said the quiet part out loud.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 26, 2024 12:53 PM

Nailed it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 26, 2024 12:55 PM (ZANHd)

279
A band I should enjoy but don't.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 12:53 PM (KbCG3)



Not for quite some time, anyway.......

Anything before the "black" album was reasonably good.

Then they realized that time changes and shredding guitar licks are hard......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

280 Let's get real: Jamaal Bowman lost for two reasons:

1. He's nuts.

2. Because he's nuts, he said the quiet part out loud.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 26, 2024 12:53 PM (tT6L1)

I assume it's been said (I just got here, I ain't got no time to read), if by "quiet part" you mean the pro-Palestine position, then yeah.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2024 12:56 PM (dGCAG)

281 246 Black Rifle Coffee? It was overpriced before F. Joke came along to mess with the economy. $15-18 for barely 12 oz.? Uh, no.

French Truck is another one like that, though I have no idea of the company's political stance. Too much $$ for too little return.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 26, 2024 12:49 PM (J2vNu)

Come on guys!

Posted by: KING HARV at June 26, 2024 12:56 PM (53oGX)

282 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

She obviously looked much more professional in the little picture linked on the Twitter site. I didn't listen to the video, but the movements sort of suggest she's three sheets to the wind and that was her "party attire" she's wearing,-not that that's an excuse for hitting a policeman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2024 12:56 PM (oUxZc)

283 I don't know anything about this Latimer character, but I saw photos from last night... his woman gives off a strong Jill Biden vibe.
Posted by: BurtTC
.......

Cut him some slack, he probably can't even see her with that lazy eye.

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2024 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

284
You'd be surprised where your money ends up.
Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2024 12:55 PM (j4U/Z)


No, I wouldn't, but I still avoid it where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

285 Presumably his anti Jewish sentiments had something to do with his loss but will that mean anything for support of DNC media or their party nationally?

It would be nice for Democrats to start saying we don't hate the media enough

Posted by: Wodun at June 26, 2024 12:57 PM (JQ/OL)

286 I'm a little surprised NYT didn't call it "Zionist" money. Odds 2025 is the year they start?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 26, 2024 12:57 PM (llON8)

287 Yeah Brie Larsen would be a good candidate to kidnap and lock her up in a room to be your sex slave.

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2024 12:57 PM (SHMXB)

288 258 I'm going to assume that anyone who keeps posting "we're all doomed and nothing matters" comments is being paid by the DNC.

It was a Hell of a run. We make no apologies.
Posted by: Metallica at June 26, 2024 12:51 PM (tez6A)


What are you implying about the Morning Report . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 26, 2024 12:57 PM (x0n13)

289 271 I realize I have a history, and when it comes to celebs I do tend to at the very least overlook the crazy, but Brie Larsen has always stirred my loins.

No matter what else one must say about her, even with her best RBF, she's screen door in a hurricane material.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2024 12:54 PM (dGCAG)


Damn, dude.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2024 12:57 PM (jGGMD)

290 279
A band I should enjoy but don't.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 12:53 PM (KbCG3)



Not for quite some time, anyway.......

Anything before the "black" album was reasonably good.

Then they realized that time changes and shredding guitar licks are hard......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

They're just one of those bands whose music never impacted me. I felt nothing. NOTHING!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 12:57 PM (KbCG3)

291 There will be a Flaming Skull today....

Posted by: Notstrodumbass at June 26, 2024 12:57 PM (dzZCL)

292 12 Angry Men sequel idea:

Juror #3 is murdered by the kid who had been on trial in a random act of violence.

Juror #8 never finds out and tells the story of his great deed in letting an innocent man go free for the rest of his life.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:57 PM (GBKbO)

293
When one gets to be 29, one tends not to handle the heat as well as one did when was 21.

It's 95F, dew point 67F. It will likely hit 100F right here later.

It's already 100F up the road in Sugar Tit, SC. Hot Sugar Tits.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 26, 2024 12:57 PM (w6EFb)

294 >>> 287 Yeah Brie Larsen would be a good candidate to kidnap and lock her up in a room to be your sex slave.
Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2024 12:57 PM (SHMXB)

NO.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at June 26, 2024 12:58 PM (llON8)

295 Pure speculation on my part, but in elections such as this, I believe name recognition >>>> money spent.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

I think that's accepted knowledge for almost all campaigns previously, but it started breaking down after Obaka.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 26, 2024 12:58 PM (IG4Id)

296 248
‘ But...but...Fetterman!’

He’s the baffling exception that proves the rule.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 26, 2024 12:58 PM (4N+fF)

297 C'mon NYT, just say it, "Pro-Jooo Money." You know you want to.

Good Lord, I'm glad my departed mother who lived through WW2 Germany is not around to see it happen all over again.
Posted by: Halfhand at June 26, 2024 12:35 PM (T4iZG)

They wanted to say Jew Money. No qualifier.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 12:58 PM (HWur+)

298 She's pretty.

Especially in 21 Jump Street and Scott Pilgrim.

But she's toxic and has no butt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

I'm gonna defend her on the "no butt" thing. First, it was one photo, in that costume, and everyone is basing their judgment on that.

And B., big booties don't appeal to me, even on women who are otherwise in decent shape. I'm not just talking about curves, I mean the ones who photoshop their backsides for the 'gram, making it look like they're carrying a ham in there.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2024 12:58 PM (dGCAG)

299 I don't support causes that hate me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


Send money!

Posted by: GOPe at June 26, 2024 12:58 PM (v0R5T)

300 Brie Larsen looks like someone carved a modestly attractive girl's face into a block of wood.

Same for Julia Stiles.

Hard pass on both.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 12:59 PM (KbCG3)

301 Come on guys!

Posted by: KING HARV

Luv our moxie, Harv, but we need to have a talk about what "light roast" means...

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 26, 2024 12:59 PM (hCzfy)

302 Metallica does know how to have fun, though.

They did a live show with Apocalyptica.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 26, 2024 12:59 PM (tT6L1)

303 They're just one of those bands whose music never impacted me. I felt nothing. NOTHING!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 12:57 PM (KbCG3)


Heh.....It took me time, but with the state of music today, I've learned to appreciate their early stuff more.

Will be going to see a Metallica tribute band Friday night, as a matter of fact. They're good and stick to the early stuff. Motorbreath. They're pretty good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

304 What are you implying about the Morning Report . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 26, 2024 12:57 PM (x0n13)

How did treatment go? If you don't mind the inquiry.

Hope you are feeling ok.

Posted by: Inogame at June 26, 2024 01:00 PM (53oGX)

305 Wait, TJM actually complimented a chick?

Posted by: spindrift at June 26, 2024 01:00 PM (OguvZ)

306 99.9 degrees here!

Posted by: zombie Herman Cain at June 26, 2024 01:00 PM (vFG9F)

307 12 Angry Men sequel idea:

Juror #3 is murdered by the kid who had been on trial in a random act of violence.

Juror #8 never finds out and tells the story of his great deed in letting an innocent man go free for the rest of his life.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 26, 2024 12:57 PM (GBKbO)


12 Angry Men. A movie I really liked when I watched it in high school, but dislike more and more in retrospect.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 26, 2024 01:00 PM (jGGMD)

308 303 They're just one of those bands whose music never impacted me. I felt nothing. NOTHING!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 12:57 PM (KbCG3)


Heh.....It took me time, but with the state of music today, I've learned to appreciate their early stuff more.

Will be going to see a Metallica tribute band Friday night, as a matter of fact. They're good and stick to the early stuff. Motorbreath. They're pretty good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

With all that said, I bet that'll be a fun show.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 01:00 PM (KbCG3)

309 Hard pass on both.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 12:59 PM (KbCG3)

Soft pass I think you mean

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 01:00 PM (HWur+)

310 What the fuck kind of name is Jamaal anyway.

Jamaaaaal....

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 26, 2024 01:00 PM (vF7gj)

311 Brie Larsen was nerdy-cute in Community. But she really is meh in my opinion. Son likes her a lot.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at June 26, 2024 01:01 PM (xPJvm)

312 249 _________________________

DEI !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura

Oh my gosh! A wig on the ground and everything.

She is so pretty in her official picture. But that outfit.

Posted by: Piper at June 26, 2024 01:01 PM (pZEOD)

313 Yeah Brie Larsen would be a good candidate to kidnap and lock her up in a room to be your sex slave.
Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2024 12:57 PM (SHMXB)

Now, sure. When she did that movie though, her character was supposed to be a high school student, and she wasn't all dried up in there like she is now.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2024 01:01 PM (dGCAG)

314 I realize I have a history, and when it comes to celebs I do tend to at the very least overlook the crazy, but Brie Larsen has always stirred my loins.

-

We watched the last 20 minutes or so of whatever her Marvel movie was when what we were watching went off.

It was bad. Really bad. We tuned in right before it showed her get knocked down someway and have flashbacks about all the time she was a little girl and fell off the skateboard or BMX bike and all the other "boys" toys, and how she was awesome and got up. And now grown up superhero lady got up, too, because she's that same awesome kid who has always been awesome.

And then she ran at the bad guy and threw a punch, and it looked so goofy and awkward. I honestly wonder if everyone just assumed women knew how to punch and didn't bother having anyone coach her. But she clearly didn't. It's maybe worth watching just to see her floppy armed fight scenes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 26, 2024 01:01 PM (pCGKd)

315 rie Larsen looks like someone carved a modestly attractive girl's face into a block of wood.

Same for Julia Stiles.

Hard pass on both.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 12:59 PM (KbCG3
_____

Would I turn them away if they came to my door at 2 am looking to score some dick? No. But neither of them ever really did it for me.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

316 I'm going to assume that anyone who keeps posting "we're all doomed and nothing matters" comments is being paid by the DNC.

I wish. I could use the extra cash.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 26, 2024 01:01 PM (Q0kLU)

317 309 Hard pass on both.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 12:59 PM (KbCG3)

Soft pass I think you mean
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 01:00 PM (HWur+)

No lie, had that written originally but then I wanted everyone to know that I meant it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 01:01 PM (KbCG3)

318 Asian women in general also have no butt . Larsen must have some Asian in her.

Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2024 01:02 PM (SHMXB)

319
With all that said, I bet that'll be a fun show.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 01:00 PM (KbCG3)


Saw them during the battle of the bands thing the venue had last month and they impressed. They have fun, for sure, and get the tunes right. It's a good time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

320 I love her juicy Latina booty.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at June 26, 2024 01:02 PM (aIBAq)

321 290 279
A band I should enjoy but don't.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 12:53 PM (KbCG3)



Not for quite some time, anyway.......

Anything before the "black" album was reasonably good.

Then they realized that time changes and shredding guitar licks are hard......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

They're just one of those bands whose music never impacted me. I felt nothing. NOTHING!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 12:57 PM (KbCG3)

They paid homage to Cliff by deleting the bass track off and justice for all.
Live, when there is bass the songs are much better.
Jason Newstead is a quality bassist, but Burton is a legend.

Posted by: Inogame at June 26, 2024 01:02 PM (53oGX)

322 If only Jamaal eats a pistol.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 26, 2024 01:02 PM (17s+e)

323 Heh. The Bee:

Dad, isn't speeding a sin? Asks little jerk.

The Chicago White Sox sign Caitlin Clark in hopes of finally getting a few people to show up at their games.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2024 01:02 PM (pohLc)

324 " I'm going to assume that anyone who keeps posting "we're all doomed and nothing matters" comments is being paid by the DNC.

I wish. I could use the extra cash.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing "

lol. It's a hobby with some.

Posted by: fd at June 26, 2024 01:03 PM (vFG9F)

325 What the fuck kind of name is Jamaal anyway.
.......

It means "Fat Arms" in Arabic.

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2024 01:03 PM (v0R5T)

326 Would I turn them away if they came to my door at 2 am looking to score some dick? No. But neither of them ever really did it for me.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

Here's a fun story.

Had just started seeing this girl. She called me at around 2 AM to come over. Had only been to her apartment once but it was a managed property where all of them looked the same.

Knew her building and walked up to the only door where a TV light was visible through the window.

A chick answers. Not the girl I was seeing.

How insane/desperate are you that you would answer the door at 2 AM for some random dude?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 01:03 PM (KbCG3)

327 Larsen must have some Asian in her.
Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2024 01:02 PM (SHMXB)


Wasn't me. I asked and she said no.

Posted by: Ken Jeong at June 26, 2024 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

328
[gravy train departs the station]
[an angry, vulgar Jamaal Bowman shakes his fist at it]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2024 01:04 PM (XeU6L)

329 I'm going to assume that anyone who keeps posting "we're all doomed and nothing matters" comments is being paid by the DNC.

I wish. I could use the extra cash.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

-

The part that seems to elude people is that we've reached this point. The only way is forward, and the past is gone forever. And the communists in the streets and the communists in the government will have a turn after this election, too.

Things will be very bad before they're ever good again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 26, 2024 01:04 PM (pCGKd)

330 I don't know anything about this Latimer character, but I saw photos from last night... his woman gives off a strong Jill Biden vibe.
Posted by: BurtTC
.......

Cut him some slack, he probably can't even see her with that lazy eye.
Posted by: wth at June 26, 2024 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

I mean, yeah, I don't know. Maybe she's the nicest woman on the planet, in which case she looks good for her age, but it's the dressing as if she's younger than she is that tells me she's probably not the nicest woman on the planet.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2024 01:04 PM (dGCAG)

331 319
With all that said, I bet that'll be a fun show.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 01:00 PM (KbCG3)


Saw them during the battle of the bands thing the venue had last month and they impressed. They have fun, for sure, and get the tunes right. It's a good time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

Enjoy yourself. You definitely deserve it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 01:04 PM (KbCG3)

332 I'd hit that. Fuck it, too.

Posted by: Smoothbrain McShitlib at June 26, 2024 01:04 PM (N/oGZ)

333 Bye, bye, blackturd.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 26, 2024 01:04 PM (Wdt/E)

334
Actresses market themselves and are, in a way, products. The casting couch audition survives in the form of what role the studios are scripting and how they find someone to comply with that MESSAGE; so un-natural selection is a part of that game.

Brie Larson's cold persona serves that market. You watch her on an old Craig Ferguson flirt-a-thon and she played a different part.

Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2024 01:05 PM (j4U/Z)

335 Asian women in general also have no butt . Larsen must have some Asian in her.
Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2024 01:02 PM (SHMXB)
_______

Hun Chinese generally have little to no shape, although they can be gorgeous with great skin. Southeast asians are often stacked.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

336 Would I turn them away if they came to my door at 2 am looking to score some dick? No. But neither of them ever really did it for me.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

Aren't you the one who couldn't remember if he fucked a guy in Vegas?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 26, 2024 01:06 PM (Q0kLU)

337 How insane/desperate are you that you would answer the door at 2 AM for some random dude?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 01:03 PM (KbCG3)

Go on.....

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 26, 2024 01:06 PM (NtVYv)

338 Mayorkas to hold a press conference in Tucson in 30 minutes. He's not doing it the day before the debate to deliver bad news. He must have cooked the books (again) to show Old Joe's Executive Action a few weeks ago has already made the border Super-Duper Secure.

Posted by: Gref at June 26, 2024 01:06 PM (5fDan)

339 How insane/desperate are you that you would answer the door at 2 AM for some random dude?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 01:03 PM (KbCG3)

Maybe she had plumbing problems

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 26, 2024 01:06 PM (NtVYv)

340
Enjoy yourself. You definitely deserve it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 26, 2024 01:04 PM (KbCG3)


Much appreciated. Wife should be joining for a bit of it as well.

We are looking forward to the camping trip next week, for sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2024 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

341 Personality can do so much for and to a girl in terms of attractiveness. It's not a miracle worker but it can do so much. It can also make a decent girl very ugly.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 01:07 PM (HWur+)

342 New York Times all the hate that's fit to print.

Pro Mussolini, pro Hitler, pro Stalin, pro Communist, pro anti-Zionist Judaism.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 26, 2024 01:07 PM (ZDsBk)

343
Nood.

"No standing! No standing! Bwaaaaaawk!"

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at June 26, 2024 01:07 PM (xG4kz)

344 How insane/desperate are you that you would answer the door at 2 AM for some random dude?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


Wtf are you going booty calls at 2am? How insane/horny are you?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 26, 2024 01:08 PM (Cv/v8)

345 Nothing will happen is not the same as being doomed or nothing mattering. There is also the matter of it being 100% correct.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2024 01:08 PM (HWur+)

346 I don't know... I always got the vibe from Brie Larson that she would be the one to have a dungeon with a bunch of gimps tied to the wall, and not the other way around.

maybe that's just me.

Posted by: Strother Martin School of Dramatic Arts at June 26, 2024 01:08 PM (6ydKt)

347 If she doesn't have a butt, how does she poop?

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2024 01:08 PM (v0R5T)

348 12 Angry Men. A movie I really liked when I watched it in high school, but dislike more and more in retrospect.
Posted by: Dr. T
-------

Whatever their acting chops, and however good the movie is, there are some 'stars' who just turn me off to the movie in general. Henry Fonda is oneof those.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2024 01:09 PM (XeU6L)

349 * 'one of'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2024 01:09 PM (XeU6L)

350 I was never a big Metallic fan, although I did see them live twice. Their early stuff was better, before they turned into raging twat bitches shitting on their own fans and whining about how hard it is being a rock star. They released that absolute pile of garbage St Anger and then started hating on their own fans for not liking it.

Lars in particular is the most insufferable annoying prick in all of rockdom.

I don't need to give money to yuge pricks who don't like me.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 26, 2024 01:09 PM (iFTx/)

351 Nood feckless Supreme Court

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 26, 2024 01:09 PM (JMAcK)

352 338 Mayorkas to hold a press conference in Tucson in 30 minutes. He's not doing it the day before the debate to deliver bad news. He must have cooked the books (again) to show Old Joe's Executive Action a few weeks ago has already made the border Super-Duper Secure.
Posted by: Gref
-------------------------

AZ, atty gen should issue a warrant and have him arrested.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 26, 2024 01:10 PM (ZDsBk)

353 "A spokesperson for the police department told DailyMail.com they were met with fire as they arrived at the scene at the Pentagon Gardens apartments after receiving a call about suspicious activity."

Y'know, if they were getting shot at, that really should read "were met with gunfire". Otherwise one might get the idea that someone had set up a burning barricade.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 26, 2024 01:12 PM (hB7mE)

354 It's already 100F up the road in Sugar Tit, SC. Hot Sugar Tits.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 26, 2024 12:57 PM (w6EFb)

Any hotter and you'll be in Mt. Carmel.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 26, 2024 01:12 PM (BpZ5k)

355 In fourth year of the addled king...
When the Strawberry Moon wanes...
There will be a flaming skull of furious brightness in the midst moron horde...

Posted by: Notstrodumbass at June 26, 2024 01:13 PM (dzZCL)

356 Aren't you the one who couldn't remember if he fucked a guy in Vegas?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 26, 2024 01:06 PM (Q0kLU)

Sweet burn, but intelligence has confirmed that it was all a Russian disinformation campaign.

Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2024 01:13 PM (j4U/Z)

357 304 What are you implying about the Morning Report . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 26, 2024 12:57 PM (x0n13)

How did treatment go? If you don't mind the inquiry.

Hope you are feeling ok.
Posted by: Inogame at June 26, 2024 01:00 PM (53oGX)


Day three of radiation and two for chemo. So far, no ill effects, knock wood.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 26, 2024 01:14 PM (x0n13)

358 Bowman's post-Congressional plans will include fishing off the Gaza pier and spelunking in Hamas tunnels.

Posted by: Lex at June 26, 2024 01:16 PM (fMN7A)

359
Hated Henry Fonda in every movie he ever made, with the possible exception of "My Darling Clementine", cause block-of-wood Victor Mature showed him up for the mediocrity he was.

Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2024 01:17 PM (j4U/Z)

360 359
Hated Henry Fonda in every movie he ever made, with the possible exception of "My Darling Clementine", cause block-of-wood Victor Mature showed him up for the mediocrity he was.

Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2024 01:17 PM (j4U/Z)

He always seemed like a self-righteous prick to me.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 26, 2024 02:00 PM (Wdt/E)

361 Hope to see this unpleasent Creature washed away like dead leaves in a swift river

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 26, 2024 04:59 PM (wGqjj)

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NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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