Support




Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Powered by
Movable Type





The DNC is Funding Lawfare Against Trump Directly, Sending Payments to Non-Rape Victim and Fabulist E. Jean Carroll's Law Firm
Update: Democrats Threaten "Retribution" in "Lock Him Up" Chant

Oh.

Gee I never would have suspected this. I was sure it was just a "conspiracy theory" that Biden and the Democrats were paying for the lawfare on Trump.

Fake Jake told me so!

The Democratic National Committee (DNC) has sent millions of dollars to law firms that are intimately involved in an "unprecedented lawfare" campaign against former President Donald Trump, according to Federal Election Commission (FEC) records reviewed by the Daily Caller.

The DNC has paid close to $2 million since August of 2021 to Kaplan Hecker & Fink LLP for "legal services," according to the DNC's FEC filings. Kaplan Hecker & Fink LLP founding partner Roberta A. Kaplan represented E. Jean Carroll in her sexual assault and defamation suits against Trump. The New York Times previously reported that Reid Hoffman, the billionaire co-founder of LinkedIn, helped pay for Carroll's lawsuits.

The DNC did not pay the firm for any services from its founding in 2017 until August of 2021. Carroll initiated her first lawsuit against Trump in 2019.


The firm states that it was founded to "build a law firm for the future rooted in principles of equity, integrity, and justice." Partner Joshua Matz served as counsel for the House Judiciary Committee during the first Trump impeachment trial. He was invited back to serve on the second impeachment trial, according to the firm's website. The firm also touts "representing former U.S. District Court Judge John Gleeson as a court-appointed amicus in United States of America v. Michael T. Flynn."

The DNC has also paid Wilmer Cutler Pickering Hale and Dorr LLP several million dollars for "legal services" since 2021, according to FEC filings. ABC News previously reported the firm has "represented the DNC for a long time." Wilmer Cutler Pickering Hale And Dorr LLP has filed numerous Amicus briefs in the United States v. Donald Trump case, which concerns Trump's potential criminal liability for actions related to the 2020 election and Jan. 6, and currently sits before the Supreme Court.

Several alumni from Wilmer Cutler Pickering Hale and Dorr have ended up with major roles in the Biden administration, including Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas and Ambassador to Mexico Ken Salazar. Former Special Counsel Robert Mueller is also a WilmerHale alumnus.

"There is now clear and explosive evidence that the Biden DNC is paying Democrat law firms to engage in in this unprecedented lawfare and election interference against President Trump," Mike Davis, a legal adviser to Trump and the founder and president of the Article III Project, told the Caller.

Can't be. I know the DNC has an impregnable firewall between themselves and the Trump lawfare that they're paying for, just like Joe Biden had an impregnable wall between his brother's and his crackhead son's foreign buckraking "businesses."

Oh wait, Biden met with their business partners and used Hunter's "business" partner as his accountant?

Doesn't matter, still a conspiracy theory, Bigot.

Bonus: A prog idiot, before and after the debate.

defiantlsbidendebate.png


Update: Suddenly "lock him up" chants are not corrosive to Muh Precious Democracy.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:35 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 Notifying the others...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 28, 2024 03:35 PM (O7YUW)

2 Bonus: A prog idiot, before and after the debate.

======

I saw that earlier. It made me chuckle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 28, 2024 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

3 Hmm

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 28, 2024 03:36 PM (w6EFb)

4 Trump definately broke that Jeff dude.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 28, 2024 03:37 PM (Z8Yh2)

5 As Tapper would say, "Cite?"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at June 28, 2024 03:37 PM (2xB3Z)

6 LOL look at the face of the doofus

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2024 03:37 PM (HJ9BW)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2024 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Life comes at you fast, Jeff Tiedrich.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2024 03:37 PM (B9Prs)

9 Like, if you look like that why not make your profile pic a puppy or kitten or sonething?

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2024 03:38 PM (HJ9BW)

10 Jeff Tiedrich is a douche, personified.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2024 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Don't forget to mention that every case was directed by the white house.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 28, 2024 03:38 PM (lTGtQ)

12 what the fuck did I just watch
----------

The tenth dimensional ends of your own boundless stupidity?

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2024 03:38 PM (/umSo)

13 Please tell me this tiedrich joker is a member of the north american man boy lincoln association. Lie if you have to.

Posted by: Outside. In my garage. at June 28, 2024 03:38 PM (89Sog)

14 Don't forget the sainted lawyer who quit his Whitehouse job to work for bragg. Totally legit.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 28, 2024 03:38 PM (Z8Yh2)

15 AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Let me drink the sweet sweet tears of Jeff Tiedrich!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 28, 2024 03:38 PM (3Fz6p)

16 Jeff is Mr Potato Head with a lot of hair.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at June 28, 2024 03:38 PM (2xB3Z)

17 Tiedrich has a little Clapton thing going on there.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 28, 2024 03:38 PM (Dm8we)

18 Bonus: A prog idiot, before and after the debate.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

What is the term again?
Oh yeah, schadenboner, yeah that's it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 28, 2024 03:39 PM (5eNyd)

19 Jeff Tiedrich's wife's boyfriend is ashamed to be associated wit him.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2024 03:39 PM (B9Prs)

20 Jeff Tiedrich saw his future.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2024 03:39 PM (D7oie)

21 If Biden is staring into the afterlife, that's why he looks dumbly terrified. He's staring at hell and doesn't want to die.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 28, 2024 03:39 PM (AOdfb)

22 AIDS Clapton should be thanking Cthulhu that Biden flubbed the debate. If Trump loses he’ll have to replace his cocaine with toilet bowl cleaner.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at June 28, 2024 03:40 PM (ASx0Y)

23 Biden is an Alzheimer's patient, and the White House is the ultimate locked facility.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 28, 2024 03:40 PM (3Fz6p)

24 so, is payments to law firms to engage in lawfare against a political opponent considered a valid use of campaign money, or are they acting like a PAC now?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2024 03:40 PM (D7oie)

25 But somebody is running the country right now.....right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2024 03:40 PM (a1415)

26 That Jeff Tiedrich watermark looks like Biden in a wig. Same dopey look.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2024 03:41 PM (/umSo)

27 Now wait just a minute here! Would DNC money be funded by campaign contributions?

Posted by: Piper at June 28, 2024 03:41 PM (pZEOD)

28 Tiddlewitch is another proggy that wields their stupidity as a virtue.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2024 03:41 PM (IG4Id)

29 Jeff’s mangina is hairy like his head and face, I heard.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 28, 2024 03:41 PM (Md44Z)

30 Wow, Jeff Tiedrich is one of those guys who you can tell is a Leftist at first glance, from a block away.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2024 03:41 PM (0FoWg)

31 But somebody is running the country right now.....right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2024 03:40 PM (a1415)
-----------
Joe left the keys in the ignition.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 28, 2024 03:41 PM (3Fz6p)

32 8 Life comes at you fast, Jeff Tiedrich.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2024 03:37 PM (B9Prs)
---------

LOL

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2024 03:41 PM (G0vdT)

33 >>Tiedrich has a little Clapton thing going on there.

I saw that too.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2024 03:41 PM (LkLld)

34 Were these progressives paying absolutely no attention to Joe Biden before the debate, or "BadOrangeMan" so dominated their psyche that any blunder of Biden slipped on by?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2024 03:42 PM (oUxZc)

35 AIDS Clapton
Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at June 28, 2024 03:40 PM (ASx0Y)

You owe me my next five keyboards.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2024 03:42 PM (/umSo)

36 Jeff Tiedrich: We've *already* seen Joe falling off a bicycle, you stupid commie.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2024 03:42 PM (llON8)

37 Democrats are more evil and more corrupt than the f*cking Hugo Chavez regime.


I just wish I had the vocabulary skills of Chavez the Hugo to express my feelings about them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2024 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

38 I love how we're all in such a good mood today. Been too long.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2024 03:42 PM (/umSo)

39 Now wait just a minute here! Would DNC money be funded by campaign contributions?

Posted by: Piper


Why yes, yes it would. And is prima facie election interference.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 28, 2024 03:42 PM (lTGtQ)

40 Jeff Tiedrich looks like he drinks from porta-potty toilets while his boyfriend shoves a cactus up his ass

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 28, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

41 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2024 03:42 PM (oUxZc)

They only "know" what they are told.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2024 03:43 PM (/umSo)

42 You owe me my next five keyboards.
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2024 03:42 PM (/umSo)

It was worth it.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at June 28, 2024 03:43 PM (ASx0Y)

43 The crowd at Joe Biden’s rally in Raleigh starts chanting “lock him up”

The crowd should have been more specific to let everyone know they were referring to Brandon.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 28, 2024 03:44 PM (5eNyd)

44 >>> 40 Jeff Tiedrich looks like he drinks from porta-potty toilets while his boyfriend shoves a cactus up his ass
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 28, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

*sigh*

Posted by: ER employees in Jeff Tiedrich's neighborhood at June 28, 2024 03:44 PM (llON8)

45 update -- democrats chanting "lock him up," biden says "there'll be time for that later"

Posted by: ace at June 28, 2024 03:44 PM (KRtlO)

46 So this little Clapton fella really thought Ol' Joe was capable of doing anything remotely like he described before the debate? WTH is he on? I want some.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 28, 2024 03:44 PM (XPM1I)

47 >17 Tiedrich has a little Clapton thing going on there.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 28, 2024 03:38 PM (Dm8we)

Tiedrich needs a better barber and a beating with a tire iron.

Posted by: Commodus at June 28, 2024 03:45 PM (GTqXr)

48 But somebody is running the country right now.....right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2024 03:40 PM (a1415)



Barack Owebama. He told Colbert he'd love to have a 3rd term, controlling the puppet with an earpiece.

That's EXACTLY what the Biden presidency is. Owebama living his 3rd term.

Why do you think he moved to DC after he left office?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2024 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

49 Fat, drunk, and Jeff Tiedrich is no way to go through life

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2024 03:45 PM (B9Prs)

50 40 Jeff Tiedrich looks like he drinks from porta-potty toilets while his boyfriend shoves a cactus up his ass
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 28, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

At first glance I thought that was Eric Clapton.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 28, 2024 03:45 PM (6gSPY)

51 Yeah... progressives don't mean anything they say.

There's no principle, no rule, no position they won't immediately discard if it gets in the way of their power.

That's their principle: Power.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 28, 2024 03:45 PM (JMAcK)

52 The TDS is strong in Seattle this morning.

Woof.

OrangeManBad
Trump said pussy
He's a convicted felon

Blah blah blah.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 28, 2024 03:45 PM (6QeR0)

53 update -- democrats chanting "lock him up," biden says "there'll be time for that later"
Posted by: ace at June 28, 2024 03:44 PM (KRtlO)

Like I said earlier he's stealing all of Trump's bits. Sad!

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2024 03:45 PM (/umSo)

54 Ace, your buddy Radio Free Tom actually said last night that Joe "over prepared" and has all this policy wonk stuff in his head but just isn't performing well.

Sad!

Posted by: Jay in PA at June 28, 2024 03:45 PM (i7Q7S)

55 45 His rotten brain works well enough to know that is going to happen. Remember his evil smile after Trump was "convicted"

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2024 03:46 PM (HJ9BW)

56
Wilmer Cutler Pickering Hale and Dorr


Sounds like a Duck Breeding farm

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2024 03:46 PM (n+4am)

57 Biden and the DNC can fund millions to use lawfare to persecute their opponents but Trump is convicted for being blackmailed for 130k.

The Left are evil sociopaths.

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 03:46 PM (SHMXB)

58 >>> 43 The crowd at Joe Biden’s rally in Raleigh starts chanting "lock him up"
==
The crowd should have been more specific to let everyone know they were referring to Brandon.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 28, 2024 03:44 PM (5eNyd)

I expect the retards will once again get what they think they want, only to find out it includes other things they do NOT want.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2024 03:46 PM (llON8)

59 Yep, jail and Epsteining Trump is all they have left, so prepare accordingly.

Posted by: InZona at June 28, 2024 03:46 PM (0Z4mb)

60 "That Jeff Tiedrich watermark looks like Biden in a wig. Same dopey look."

Looks a little like this guy.

https://tinyurl.com/5n6mb6bb

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2024 03:46 PM (a1415)

61 >>Jeff Tiedrich looks like he drinks from porta-potty toilets while his boyfriend shoves a cactus up his ass

Huh. I can't say I've ever seen that particular look.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2024 03:46 PM (LkLld)

62 He's a convicted felon

-

He wore it like a badge of honor last night and used it to make his point that the communists are openly targeting and jailing political opposition.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at June 28, 2024 03:47 PM (8JQRd)

63 Jeff Tiedrich looks like he drinks from porta-potty toilets while his boyfriend shoves a cactus up his ass

Huh. I can't say I've ever seen that particular look.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2024 03:46 PM (LkLld)
---------
It *is* weirdly specific.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 28, 2024 03:47 PM (3Fz6p)

64 I shan't stand for all these Eric Clapton insults, I shan't.

Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2024 03:47 PM (HJ9BW)

65

Woof.

OrangeManBad
Trump said pussy
He's a convicted felon

Blah blah blah.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 28, 2024 03:45 PM (6QeR0)

Same here in NorCal... Trump was belligerent, Trump was fact checked and every thing he said was a lie, Biden spoke softly and was hard to hear due to a cold...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2024 03:47 PM (IyPmt)

66 How is biden even upright after all the drugs they pumped him with last night? Does he have a double?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 28, 2024 03:47 PM (6QeR0)

67 I didn't talk to her, but there was a lady arguing with someone at the conservative booth next to me at the local fireworks. He had a big "Trump 2024 Take America back" sign on his truck. Anyway she kept telling him "Trump is a narcissist, incompetent and has mental health issues.

I don't care if he's a narcissist. Aren't a lot of business people and politicians narcissistic to a certain degree? and does she think Biden is competent and has no mental health issues?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2024 03:47 PM (oUxZc)

68 I imagine it must be wild being Jeff Tiedrich. Every day is an adventure of new delights or a hellish nightmare of new torments as he clearly lacks object permanence and any capability of making inferences.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2024 03:47 PM (B9Prs)

69 >>Jeff Tiedrich looks like he drinks from porta-potty toilets while his boyfriend shoves a cactus up his ass

Huh. I can't say I've ever seen that particular look.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2024 03:46 PM (LkLld)

Then you've never seen Jeff Tiedrich.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2024 03:48 PM (/umSo)

70 >>> Ace, your buddy Radio Free Tom actually said last night that Joe "over prepared" and has all this policy wonk stuff in his head but just isn't performing well.
Sad!

lol

what a sad fat cuck clown

Posted by: ace at June 28, 2024 03:48 PM (KRtlO)

71 64 I shan't stand for all these Eric Clapton insults, I shan't.
Posted by: steevy at June 28, 2024 03:47 PM (HJ9BW)

I won't either.

Posted by: Stevie Ray Vaughan (October 3, 1954-August 27, 1990) at June 28, 2024 03:48 PM (8sMut)

72 64 I shan't stand for all these Eric Clapton insults, I shan't.
Posted by: steevy

AoS style guide says

"I shannot "

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 28, 2024 03:48 PM (6QeR0)

73 All a rational person would have to do is watch her Anderson Cooper interview to know that she is a crackpot. There's also footage from her old dating show telling women to throw themselves at men.

Posted by: ryukyu at June 28, 2024 03:49 PM (hR0kJ)

74 Ace, your buddy Radio Free Tom actually said last night that Joe "over prepared" and has all this policy wonk stuff in his head but just isn't performing well.

Sad!
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 28, 2024 03:45 PM (i7Q7S)
--------

Overprepared meaning that they had the questions and tried to get Joe to remember the bullet point answers for each.

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2024 03:49 PM (G0vdT)

75 >>> 65
==
Same here in NorCal... Trump was belligerent, Trump was fact checked and every thing he said was a lie, Biden spoke softly and was hard to hear due to a cold...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2024 03:47 PM (IyPmt)

This "Joe had a cold" thing is killing me. I thought the cold and flu didn't exist any more, and similar symptoms were a sign of imminent death and required two masks and twelve boosters to survive?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2024 03:49 PM (llON8)

76 That Jeff Tiedrich tweet, whoever he is, reminds me of that young gal in 2016 who was so sure Clinton was going to win and was posting "remember to accept defeat gracefully" and then within a few hours after Trump was obviously winning she was snarling and cussing like a sailor.

Posted by: bluebell at June 28, 2024 03:49 PM (bS+DD)

77 All a rational person would have to do is watch her Anderson Cooper interview to know that she is a crackpot. There's also footage from her old dating show telling women to throw themselves at men.
Posted by: ryukyu at June 28, 2024 03:49 PM (hR0kJ)
---------
Hasn't she also accused like 8 or 9 other famous men of raping her?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 28, 2024 03:49 PM (3Fz6p)

78 I have never understood why someone would wake up one day and decide, "I want to look like Trotsky, that's the look I should be rockin"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2024 03:50 PM (D7oie)

79
Overprepared meaning that they had the questions and tried to get Joe to remember the bullet point answers for each.
Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2024 03:49 PM (G0vdT)

Yup.. He obviously had them and possibly a listening device.. he kept adjusting something in his ear it looked like

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2024 03:50 PM (IyPmt)

80 Them: We have to replace Biden

Their idiot voters: Why, because he's a doddering old man with dementia?

Them: No, because you saw that he was a doddering old man with dementia.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2024 03:50 PM (dGCAG)

81 Yep, jail and Epsteining Trump is all they have left, so prepare accordingly.
Posted by: InZona

-

People need to begin to accept and prepare for the part where that next bit is inevitable because the communists have been purposely conditioning Americans for it regardless of the winner in November.

If Biden wins they continue on the path they're on, which leads to it eventually. If Trump wins the people with legal immunity from violence will do their best to start the party. See also: Antifa, BLM, Ukraine, Palestinians, etc.

It's not too late to start preparing for the inevitable, but one day it will be.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at June 28, 2024 03:50 PM (8JQRd)

82 Tommy was arrested in Canada after speaking at a talk with Gad Saad.

@TRobinsonNewEra
I'm unbelievably happy, WE WON!!!!

After being arrested (but not charged) and having conditions placed on me that prevented my freedom of speech and freedom of assembly, I am now able to go wherever I want as an honorary Canadian 🇨🇦

To all my detractors, my haters, and supporters of Castro's illegitimate man baby, have a wonderful day.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 28, 2024 03:50 PM (IG4Id)

83
What's the best thing about being Joe Biden?

Waking up every day and learning that you're the president.

Posted by: DAN at June 28, 2024 03:50 PM (rn2/h)

84 Has anyone seen my Crocs?

Posted by: Jeff Tiedrich at June 28, 2024 03:50 PM (14j0g)

85 76 That Jeff Tiedrich tweet, whoever he is, reminds me of that young gal in 2016 who was so sure Clinton was going to win and was posting "remember to accept defeat gracefully" and then within a few hours after Trump was obviously winning she was snarling and cussing like a sailor.
Posted by: bluebell at June 28, 2024 03:49 PM (bS+DD)

The funniest thing about 2016 was the fact that HRC's victory was inevitable.

You would think some people would learn from that but no.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 28, 2024 03:50 PM (8sMut)

86 Tiedrich has a little Clapton thing going on there.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 28, 2024 03:38 PM (Dm8we)

Tiedrich needs a better barber and a beating with a tire iron.
Posted by: Commodus
_________

So does Clapton.

Posted by: Zombie George Harrison at June 28, 2024 03:51 PM (Dm8we)

87 Wilmer Cutler Pickering Hale and Dorr


Sounds like a Duck Breeding farm
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2024 03:46 PM (n+4am)
______

It's a prestigious international law firm headquartered in DC that is usually known as "WilmerHale." It's heavily leftwing and all-in on every stupid woke pile of shit that any idiot can dream up. I'm sure it makes tons of money off the federal government.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 28, 2024 03:51 PM (iFTx/)

88 Ace, your buddy Radio Free Tom actually said last night that Joe "over prepared" and has all this policy wonk stuff in his head but just isn't performing well.

Sad!
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 28, 2024 03:45 PM (i7Q7S)

Honestly probably sort of true. The more memorization Biden did, the less he worked at thinking on his feet, which is what he needed to do to stand a chance.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2024 03:51 PM (B9Prs)

89 Jeff Tiedrich looks like the kind of guy who can't even be a molester because the kids keep turning him down.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2024 03:51 PM (/umSo)

90 >>> 77 All a rational person would have to do is watch her Anderson Cooper interview to know that she is a crackpot. There's also footage from her old dating show telling women to throw themselves at men.
Posted by: ryukyu at June 28, 2024 03:49 PM (hR0kJ)
---------
Hasn't she also accused like 8 or 9 other famous men of raping her?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 28, 2024 03:49 PM (3Fz6p)

Something like that, yeah. I am disappointed that no one has tried to hook her up with Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2024 03:51 PM (llON8)

91 Yup.. He obviously had them and possibly a listening device.. he kept adjusting something in his ear it looked like
Posted by: It's me donna

-

CUT TO COMMERCIAL!!!
- CNN after Joe won't leave his inner ear alone


Also there was some speculation from Joe's eye movements that he had a teleprompter setup in the back that would've been out of Trump's view.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers at June 28, 2024 03:51 PM (8JQRd)

92 8 Life comes at you fast, Jeff Tiedrich.
-----------------
But he wears a mod Moe haircut. He must be sensitive and caring. Probably went to the right schools, too, H8R.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 28, 2024 03:51 PM (n17eQ)

93 Who will make the ad of Biden being all tough guy challenging Trump to the debate followed by Biden at the debate?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 28, 2024 03:51 PM (TsAk0)

94 Hasn't she also accused like 8 or 9 other famous men of raping her?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 28, 2024 03:49 PM (3Fz6p)

I was like, “Bitch, please. You’re not my type.”

Posted by: Paul Lynde at June 28, 2024 03:52 PM (ASx0Y)

95 lol

what a sad fat cuck clown
Posted by: ace at June 28, 2024 03:48 PM (KRtlO)



Needs f*ck inserted.

Sad fat f*ck cuck clown.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2024 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

96 I love how we're all in such a good mood today. Been too long.
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2024 03:42 PM (/umSo)

Not me. That was such a disaster that the Democrats re going to have to go into overdrive and I think it will get messy. It will get messy and we'll be lucky to live through it. Or something like that.

Posted by: InZona at June 28, 2024 03:52 PM (0Z4mb)

97

and by the way, you know, I sit on the stand, and it get hot, I got lotuh, I got hairy legs, that turn- that that that that that that that- turhn, brah, uh, uh, blonde, in the sun and the kids used to come up and reach into the pool and rub my leg down so straight and then watch the hair car-come back up again, they'd look at it. So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumpin' on my lap. And I love kids jumpin on mah lap.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 28, 2024 03:52 PM (et1vG)

98 Just remember that no matter how bad of a day you're having, you'll never be as wrong as Jeff Tiedrich.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2024 03:52 PM (B9Prs)

99 Jeff Tiedrich, get off social media, turn off your laptop or smartphone, go outside. It's summer. Take walks, sit and watch the sun set.

Get a haircut.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 28, 2024 03:52 PM (sAmhv)

100 >>Tiedrich has a little Clapton thing going on there.


Rectal Tears in Heaven by Jeff Tiedrich (2024)

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2024 03:52 PM (14j0g)

101
Update: Suddenly "lock him up" chants are not corrosive to Muh Precious Democracy.


Probably the single biggest mistake Trump made was listening to the GOPers telling him investigating/prosecuting Hillary would make the US look bad...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2024 03:52 PM (oZhjI)

102 The Trump camp needs to put this demented kiddy kisser's response here in a commercial. No commentary needed.

https://tinyurl.com/ynrad9wr

Posted by: Jay in PA at June 28, 2024 03:52 PM (i7Q7S)

103 I actually completely agree with that Barack Obama tweet on the sidebar, except I think we have different ideas as to which candidate is playing which role.

Posted by: bluebell at June 28, 2024 03:52 PM (bS+DD)

104 🎵 The best part of waking up is mmmfrg vrgtbbbgr brrrsa snekdxlorrrr

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 28, 2024 03:52 PM (/umSo)

105 Jeff Tiedrich looks like the kind of guy who can't even be a molester because the kids keep turning him down.

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2024 03:51 PM (/umSo)

That's why Biden had to go in house.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 28, 2024 03:53 PM (Je3ix)

106 The last time I saw Biden move quickly he was on a bike, spied a tween with nice hair, and literally fell off the bike he was so desperate to go talk to her.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2024 03:53 PM (oZhjI)

107 104 🎵 The best part of waking up is mmmfrg vrgtbbbgr brrrsa snekdxlorrrr
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 28, 2024 03:52 PM (/umSo)

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2024 03:53 PM (IyPmt)

108 Kash Patel as IC Disassembly Czar.

Vivek as Retribution Czar.

Or Vice versa. Either way works.

Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2024 03:53 PM (cvZX6)

109 If Jeff Tiedrich were a car part, he'd be a BMW's turn signal.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2024 03:53 PM (B9Prs)

110 >>> 96 I love how we're all in such a good mood today. Been too long.
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2024 03:42 PM (/umSo)

Not me. That was such a disaster that the Democrats re going to have to go into overdrive and I think it will get messy. It will get messy and we'll be lucky to live through it. Or something like that.
Posted by: InZona at June 28, 2024 03:52 PM (0Z4mb)

But we already knew that...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2024 03:53 PM (llON8)

111 I have never understood why someone would wake up one day and decide, "I want to look like Trotsky, that's the look I should be rockin"
Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2024 03:50 PM (D7oie)

The ones that blow my mind are all the ones who decided the Klaus Kinski's Nosferatu look was the way to go.

The NBA Commish, that Harari guy with the WEF, The CIA guy... I forget which one, Brennan or the other one. Bezos looks like the "I just drank a lot of blood" Nosferatu.

These bald guys with pale skin and pointed faces, covered in evil.

That's your look? That's what you're going for?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2024 03:53 PM (dGCAG)

112 Would you know my naaaaame... if I was on the other side of the glory hole....

Posted by: Jeff Tiedrich at June 28, 2024 03:54 PM (/umSo)

113
Clapton's overrated. Did some great stuff until Slowhand in '77, then he got lazy.

Plus, he's a terrorist-fellating cocksucker, he's been playing concerts with a Strat sporting a Pali flag on it for the past several months.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2024 03:54 PM (n+4am)

114 I always assumed this guy was being paid well to be such a public douche, along with Brooklyn Dad and JoJo from Jersey. But maybe he's just a douche for free.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at June 28, 2024 03:54 PM (wGerL)

115
The ones that blow my mind are all the ones who decided the Klaus Kinski's Nosferatu look was the way to go.

The NBA Commish, that Harari guy with the WEF, The CIA guy... I forget which one, Brennan or the other one. Bezos looks like the "I just drank a lot of blood" Nosferatu.

These bald guys with pale skin and pointed faces, covered in evil.

That's your look? That's what you're going for?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2024 03:53 PM (dGCAG)

Yes. they all want to look like Bond villains.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 28, 2024 03:55 PM (8sMut)

116 >>> 111 I have never understood why someone would wake up one day and decide, "I want to look like Trotsky, that's the look I should be rockin"
Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2024 03:50 PM (D7oie)

The ones that blow my mind are all the ones who decided the Klaus Kinski's Nosferatu look was the way to go.

The NBA Commish, that Harari guy with the WEF, The CIA guy... I forget which one, Brennan or the other one. Bezos looks like the "I just drank a lot of blood" Nosferatu.

These bald guys with pale skin and pointed faces, covered in evil.

That's your look? That's what you're going for?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2024 03:53 PM (dGCAG)

Is this about me? and my wardrobe?

Posted by: Klaus Schwab at June 28, 2024 03:55 PM (llON8)

117 >>Clapton's overrated. Did some great stuff until Slowhand in '77, then he got lazy.


...then he got clean.

Big difference.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2024 03:55 PM (14j0g)

118 Jean Carroll just announced that she was raped by whoever Trump's VP pick is

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 28, 2024 03:55 PM (iFTx/)

119 Joe................. It is time to go .............

Posted by: The Grimm Reaper at June 28, 2024 03:55 PM (38eU4)

120 Overprepared meaning that they had the questions and tried to get Joe to remember the bullet point answers for each.
Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2024 03:49 PM (G0vdT)

Wasn't there a post debate segment where Burnett basically admitted Joe had the questions?

Posted by: InZona at June 28, 2024 03:56 PM (0Z4mb)

121 "17 Tiedrich has a little Clapton thing going on there."

I thought it was more of an Andy Dick look.

Posted by: Shaftoe at June 28, 2024 03:56 PM (Rvxb7)

122 113
Clapton's overrated. Did some great stuff until Slowhand in '77, then he got lazy.

Plus, he's a terrorist-fellating cocksucker, he's been playing concerts with a Strat sporting a Pali flag on it for the past several months.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2024 03:54 PM (n+4am)

He learned something from me while working on The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking. I'm proud of him.

Posted by: Roger Waters at June 28, 2024 03:56 PM (8sMut)

123 > Tiedrich has a little Clapton thing going on there.

Except without the talent. Or the money. Or the ability to score hawt chicks (or, likely, any chicks).

I used to call him "Creepy Old Communist Dude" on Twitter.

The kind of guy you definitely wouldn't leave alone with your young daughter, or, for that matter, son.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2024 03:56 PM (W5ArC)

124 Seriously, Derek and the Dominos might be the greatest one LP Band of all time.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2024 03:56 PM (14j0g)

125 Talking points are out. The media will get on the same sheet soon.

Trump is a big fat liar. Joe Biden is awesome and won the debate by being so truthful.

Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2024 03:56 PM (cvZX6)

126 Jean Carroll just announced that she was raped by whoever Trump's VP pick is

At the Super Bowl half time show.

Which one?

How would I know.

Posted by: Jean Carroll at June 28, 2024 03:56 PM (oZhjI)

127 Jean Carroll just announced that she was raped by whoever Trump's VP pick is
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 28, 2024 03:55 PM (iFTx/)

Babylon Bee already did it!

Posted by: InZona at June 28, 2024 03:56 PM (0Z4mb)

128 That a court allowed a tort claim to proceed without a date of occurrence or reasonable window thereof should have the judge disbarred.

Posted by: polynikes at June 28, 2024 03:56 PM (SHMXB)

129 You know... You Know the thing called Medicare that I stopped..........

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 28, 2024 03:57 PM (PYJJG)

130 Clapton's overrated. Did some great stuff until Slowhand in '77, then he got lazy.


...then he got clean.

Big difference.
Posted by: garrett
_______

Indeed

Posted by: Aerosmith at June 28, 2024 03:57 PM (Dm8we)

131
Biden will NEVER get my guns
I keep them upstairs

Posted by: DAN at June 28, 2024 03:57 PM (rn2/h)

132 On the way to the TXMoMe don't forget to stop by Laurel Land Cemetery in south Dallas to pay your respects to SRV.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 28, 2024 03:57 PM (8sMut)

133 Joseph Biden woke up one morning to discover that he had turned into a giant cockroach.

Posted by: Franz Kafka at June 28, 2024 03:57 PM (3Fz6p)

134 If Jeff Tiedrich were a car part, he'd be a BMW's turn signal fluid.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2024 03:53 PM (B9Prs)


FIFY

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 28, 2024 03:57 PM (AiZBA)

135 When trying to paint the image of bad-assery, a bicycle does not enter my mind. A motorcycle, perhaps, but not a bicycle.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at June 28, 2024 03:57 PM (efuu+)

136 If I had the combined intelligences of myself and Jeff Tiedrich, I'd be dumber.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2024 03:57 PM (B9Prs)

137 131
Biden will NEVER get my guns
I keep them upstairs
Posted by: DAN at June 28, 2024 03:57 PM (rn2/h)

Not if I don't get them first!

Posted by: The Canoe at June 28, 2024 03:57 PM (8sMut)

138 What's the best thing about being Joe Biden?

Waking up every day and learning that you're the president.
Posted by: DAN at June 28, 2024 03:50 PM (rn2/h)

Second best is pawing and sniffing a woman, and not knowing he's related to her.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2024 03:57 PM (dGCAG)

139 >> When trying to paint the image of bad-assery, a bicycle does not enter my mind. A motorcycle, perhaps, but not a bicycle.


Rob Halford made that gay, too.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2024 03:58 PM (14j0g)

140 138 What's the best thing about being Joe Biden?

Waking up every day and learning that you're the president.

Or waking up

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2024 03:58 PM (IyPmt)

141 Jean Carroll just announced that she was raped by whoever Trump's VP pick is
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 28, 2024 03:55 PM (iFTx/)

Babylon Bee already did it!
Posted by: InZona at June 28, 2024 03:56 PM (0Z4mb)
______

Missed it by THAT much . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 28, 2024 03:58 PM (iFTx/)

142 Seriously, Derek and the Dominos might be the greatest one LP Band of all time.
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2024 03:56 PM (14j0g)

And then the drummer bashed his mother's head in with a hammer. And he wrote such a great piano ending to Layla.

Posted by: InZona at June 28, 2024 03:58 PM (0Z4mb)

143 > Probably went to the right schools, too, H8R.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 28, 2024 03:51 PM (n17eQ)

Probably still paying off his master's degree in "Peace Studies" or some similar bullshit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2024 03:59 PM (W5ArC)

144 135 When trying to paint the image of bad-assery, a bicycle does not enter my mind. A motorcycle, perhaps, but not a bicycle.
--------------
Did you miss seeing the Wizard of Oz?

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 28, 2024 03:59 PM (n17eQ)

145 Surprised the RNC wasn't also paying for lawfare against Trump...

Posted by: Inogame at June 28, 2024 03:59 PM (53oGX)

146 >>> 108 Kash Patel as IC Disassembly Czar.

Vivek as Retribution Czar.

Or Vice versa. Either way works.
Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2024 03:53 PM (cvZX6)

Can't we have more than one of each? I can think of several Morons who would serve honorably in these jobs.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2024 03:59 PM (llON8)

147 What's the best thing about being Joe Biden?

Waking up every day and learning that you're the president.


That's a big fucking deal! Someone should tell President Obama!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 28, 2024 03:59 PM (oZhjI)

148
It's a prestigious international law firm headquartered in DC that is usually known as "WilmerHale." It's heavily leftwing and all-in on every stupid woke pile of shit that any idiot can dream up. I'm sure it makes tons of money off the federal government.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 28, 2024 03:51 PM (iFTx/)



So it IS a Duck Breeding farm....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2024 03:59 PM (n+4am)

149 If Jeff Tiedrich were a food, he'd be the little plastic fake plant garnish thing they put next to cheap sushi.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2024 03:59 PM (B9Prs)

150 i updated, "lock him up" now acceptable

Posted by: ace at June 28, 2024 03:59 PM (KRtlO)

151 Hasn't she also accused like 8 or 9 other famous men of raping her?
Posted by: Captain Obvious,

Chronic rapee?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 28, 2024 03:59 PM (T1rlM)

152 25 But somebody is running the country right now.....right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 28, 2024 03:40 PM (a1415)

Garland and Mayorkas

Posted by: enough BS at June 28, 2024 03:59 PM (2NXcZ)

153 I don't care if he's a narcissist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2024 03:47 PM (oUxZc)

Same. I think it's a necessary trait to even run for president--to think You Are The One who can do this job.

I mean. You really don't want to vote for someone who thinks they can't.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 28, 2024 03:59 PM (OX9vb)

154 Jeff Tiedrich is a douche, personified.
Posted by: Sponge


With that hair, he looks like he'd be more useful as a tampon.

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2024 03:59 PM (DgGvY)

155
I'll always wonder what DNC dirt Seth Rich got out and was murdered for.

Oh, well, His parents and Julian Assange are O.K. with it, so...

Posted by: Auspex at June 28, 2024 04:00 PM (j4U/Z)

156 If it keeps on rainin', levy gonna break

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 28, 2024 04:00 PM (xcxpd)

157 Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2024 03:55 PM (14j0g)

I saw then he got clean open for Judas Priest in Greensboro in 86.

Posted by: ryukyu at June 28, 2024 04:00 PM (hR0kJ)

158 >>And then the drummer bashed his mother's head in with a hammer.


Yeah...but, still. None of the other Super Bands could even hold a candle to those guys.

Bobby Whitlock just killed in that band.

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2024 04:00 PM (14j0g)

159 52 The TDS is strong in Seattle this morning.

Woof.

OrangeManBad
Trump said pussy
He's a convicted felon

Blah blah blah.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 28, 2024 03:45 PM (6QeR0)

Moscow on the Puget Sound.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 28, 2024 04:00 PM (8sMut)

160 Has anyone seen my Crocs?
Posted by: Jeff Tiedrich at June 28, 2024 03:50 PM

Ask garrett.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 28, 2024 04:00 PM (bJGD1)

161 When trying to paint the image of bad-assery, a bicycle does not enter my mind. A motorcycle, perhaps, but not a bicycle.
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at June 28, 2024 03:57 PM (efuu+)
_______

I will bet any amount of money this appalling twit chose "bicycle" because it's better for the environment than a motorcycle

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 28, 2024 04:00 PM (iFTx/)

162 >>> 153 I don't care if he's a narcissist.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 28, 2024 03:47 PM (oUxZc)

Same. I think it's a necessary trait to even run for president--to think You Are The One who can do this job.

I mean. You really don't want to vote for someone who thinks they can't.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 28, 2024 03:59 PM (OX9vb)

You don't even want 'someone who thinks they can't' for HS QB.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2024 04:01 PM (llON8)

163 Viewership for the debate: 48M

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2024 04:01 PM (G0vdT)

164 I think they decided not to pump him up last night, probably because he was so weak from the constant work he had to put in while he was being prepped. That's why he fell apart. He actually looked like he was coming down off a dose during the first half when he was muttering and trailing off.

Now, in Raleigh, he's had time to recover and gets the usual boost.

Just blabbing here.

Posted by: pawn at June 28, 2024 04:01 PM (QB+5g)

165 The stupid Biden voters (good lord, can't believe such people actually exist) are playing into our hands. "Lock him/her up" works much better for us than them, as they've committed actual crimes, while our guy has been accused of a book-keeping error.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 28, 2024 04:01 PM (XMwZJ)

166 My Fave: "Let's not be children."

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at June 28, 2024 04:01 PM (hybOl)

167 I know I'm a one trick pony with this shit but the sooner everyone realizes that the left are the same left that has killed more people than any political movement in the history of the world and start acting accordingly, the more prepared for the coming days we'll all be.

They fucking mean it.

Posted by: ballistic at June 28, 2024 04:01 PM (oqH4h)

168 Biden responds by saying “There's time for that."


Dr. Jill: He said that so clearly! That's so cute!

Posted by: Ripley at June 28, 2024 04:01 PM (GUOwU)

169 Viewership for the debate: 48M

Posted by: WisRic

wow. who reported that?

Posted by: ace at June 28, 2024 04:02 PM (KRtlO)

170
If Jeff Tiedrich were a car part, he'd be a BMW's turn signal fluid.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 28, 2024 03:53 PM (B9Prs)

FIFY
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 28, 2024 03:57 PM (AiZBA)



KamelToe is probably better as turn signal fluid.

My vote is for Joey Plugs as a muffler bearing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2024 04:02 PM (n+4am)

171 Debate is on YouTube

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2024 04:02 PM (fwDg9)

172 And then the drummer bashed his mother's head in with a hammer.


Yeah...but, still. None of the other Super Bands could even hold a candle to those guys.

Bobby Whitlock just killed in that band.
Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2024 04:00 PM (14j0g)

It was definitely a killer band!

Posted by: InZona at June 28, 2024 04:02 PM (0Z4mb)

173 That has to include all the various streaming sites that count opening the page/app as a "view," right?

Posted by: Octochicken at June 28, 2024 04:02 PM (oCS0o)

174 Jeff Tiedrich is a douche, personified.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2024 03:38 PM

Such a douche he probably has a little douche coupe in his garage.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 28, 2024 04:02 PM (bJGD1)

175 I only like Clapton when his music is accompanied by a montage of dead mobsters.

Posted by: Supreme Gentleman at June 28, 2024 04:02 PM (Sl6yj)

176
Now, in Raleigh, he's had time to recover and gets the usual boost.

Just blabbing here.
Posted by: pawn at June 28, 2024 04:01 PM (QB+5g)

Plus he had his teleprompter

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2024 04:02 PM (IyPmt)

177 163 Viewership for the debate: 48M
Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2024 04:01 PM (G0vdT)

========

Either the politically connected are much higher in number than anyone thinks, or a whole lot of Americans saw Biden as a doddering old fool who stared off into space while Trump remained engaged and witty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 28, 2024 04:02 PM (GBKbO)

178 > Chronic rapee?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 28, 2024 03:59 PM (T1rlM)


Old joke:

You're not here for the hunting, are you, Bob?


Now I'm thinking of a terrible, terrible horror movie, title forgotten. Mystery Science Theater-worthy. The only thing I really remember is that the heroine got tied up about every second scene.

My buddies and I decided that she must really kinda like being tied up.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2024 04:02 PM (W5ArC)

179 Legal fees or campaign contributions?

c- Laudering money through lawyers to defame and file slap suits.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 28, 2024 04:02 PM (cOq4q)

180 The only thing weirder than the attempts to portray Dork Brandon as some kind of alpha male asskicker, is the people attempting to do it.

I mean, look at these dweebs. They're all clearly losing their battles with stage-IV necrotic soydick, and they'd be the first to tell you how their male feminism is saving the world from toxic masculinity, and how how cuckolding is the thinking man's fetish.

But as soon as Brandon comes up, they're like "holy shit. The only thing harder than his biceps is his heart of iron, and his raging blue veiner. He's a two-fisted man's man. Sylvester Stallone based Cobra on Brandon, but the studio made him tone it down, because that kind of raw masculinity might scare audiences."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2024 04:02 PM (0FoWg)

181 It's a prestigious international law firm headquartered in DC that is usually known as "WilmerHale." It's heavily leftwing and all-in on every stupid woke pile of shit that any idiot can dream up. I'm sure it makes tons of money off the federal government.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 28, 2024 03:51 PM (iFTx/)



So it IS a Duck Breeding farm....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2024 03:59 PM (n+4am)
__________

Close. Substitute "dick" for "duck" and you've got it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 28, 2024 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

182 I'll always wonder what DNC dirt Seth Rich got out and was murdered for.

He gave them the info that Hillary stole the primary that year from Bernie.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2024 04:02 PM (oZhjI)

183 Such a douche he probably has a little douche coupe in his garage.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 28, 2024 04:02 PM (bJGD1)



Heh.

Nice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2024 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

184 Jeff Tiedrich has a very punchable face.

Posted by: wth at June 28, 2024 04:03 PM (v0R5T)

185 176
Now, in Raleigh, he's had time to recover and gets the usual boost.

Just blabbing here.
Posted by: pawn at June 28, 2024 04:01 PM (QB+5g)

=======

I saw a shot of him there.

He looked demented with a 1000 yard stare right before he started shouting.

That's supposed to be better than last night.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 28, 2024 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

186 Posted by: WisRich

wow. who reported that?
Posted by: ace at June 28, 2024 04:02 PM (KRtlO
--------

CNN

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2024 04:03 PM (G0vdT)

187 When trying to paint the image of bad-assery, a bicycle does not enter my mind. A motorcycle, perhaps, but not a bicycle.
Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara


With a glowing-eyed skull and stuff, like the Bat Out Of Hell album cover.

That'd totally be Joe.

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2024 04:03 PM (DgGvY)

188 I can't say I've ever seen that particular look.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 28, 2024 03:46 PM (LkLld)

Go to the Mets game tonight...you'll see plenty.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 28, 2024 04:03 PM (d9fT1)

189 180 But as soon as Brandon comes up, they're like "holy shit. The only thing harder than his biceps is his heart of iron, and his raging blue veiner. He's a two-fisted man's man. Sylvester Stallone based Cobra on Brandon, but the studio made him tone it down, because that kind of raw masculinity might scare audiences."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2024 04:02 PM (0FoWg)

=======

They did the same thing with Obama.

That beach shot of his dad bod?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 28, 2024 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

190 July 11 and Trump gets hauled off to jail in chains. Media will be allowed all the pictures they can take.
Then they will plaster this wall to wall making everyone forget about last night.
I will not forget.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2024 04:03 PM (W/lyH)

191
I will bet any amount of money this appalling twit chose "bicycle" because it's better for the environment than a motorcycle
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 28, 2024 04:00 PM (iFTx/)


Plus, you can't run over Treacher with a bicycle.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2024 04:04 PM (n+4am)

192 And they send million$ of payola directly to corrupt judges obverseeing the frivolous laysuits to their immediate family members.

That is the real payoff.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 28, 2024 04:04 PM (cOq4q)

193 I will bet any amount of money this appalling twit chose "bicycle" because it's better for the environment than a motorcycle
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 28, 2024 04:00 PM (iFTx/)

Hadn't thought of that. How extremely "zesty" of him, as the kids would say.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at June 28, 2024 04:04 PM (efuu+)

194 Such a douche he probably has a little douche coupe in his garage.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 28, 2024 04:02 PM (bJGD1)
-----------
Wrapped up like a douche
Another boner in the night.

Posted by: Franz Kafka at June 28, 2024 04:04 PM (3Fz6p)

195 Off, surrealist sock!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 28, 2024 04:04 PM (3Fz6p)

196 48 million watched the debate vs 480,000 who saw him reading a teleprompter today. But he's back baby!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at June 28, 2024 04:04 PM (Y8lzz)

197 Kash Patel as IC Disassembly Czar.
Vivek as Retribution Czar.
Or Vice versa. Either way works.
Posted by: blaster at June 28, 2024 03:53 PM (cvZX6)


Trump stated he would pardon Ross Ulbricht on day one (Silk Road conviction) and the rumor from Angela McArdle is that Trump intends to bring on a number of very anti-establishment people to start looking at federal convictions on similar charges. Ramaswami would have the legal background to spearhead that.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2024 04:04 PM (D7oie)

198 For the uninitiated:

Derek and the Dominos on the Johnny Cash Show (Featuring Carl Perkins)

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=IW1BFtWPbX4

Posted by: garrett at June 28, 2024 04:04 PM (14j0g)

199 Is there anyone who doesn't like Trump but understands this shit is criminal and totalitarian?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 28, 2024 04:05 PM (JLq/1)

200
Aren't we coming up on the quarterly "Epstein Pedo Island Guest List" tease?

The cost of injunctions on this cluster must be getting up there.

Posted by: Auspex at June 28, 2024 04:05 PM (j4U/Z)

201 >>> 167 I know I'm a one trick pony with this shit but the sooner everyone realizes that the left are the same left that has killed more people than any political movement in the history of the world and start acting accordingly, the more prepared for the coming days we'll all be.

They fucking mean it.
Posted by: ballistic at June 28, 2024 04:01 PM (oqH4h)

There is a blogger who was on my regular-read list years ago who iirc self-labeled as libertarian, who insisted that anyone who thought our home-grown leftists wanted to put anyone not on the Left Pole in camps was seriously delusional. I wonder if this person has got a clue yet, but given some other indicators I doubt it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2024 04:05 PM (llON8)

202 Close. Substitute "dick" for "duck" and you've got it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 28, 2024 04:02 PM

FFS, it was a typo!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 28, 2024 04:05 PM (bJGD1)

203 "I'm old enough to remember last night, when talking about retribution was frowned upon."

What the Dims are doing is tribution...it's only retribution if Trump does it later.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 28, 2024 04:06 PM (fQmeC)

204 Yup.. He obviously had them and possibly a listening device.. he kept adjusting something in his ear it looked like
Posted by: It's me donna at June 28

His hearing aid. Supposedly he was struggling to hear Trump. Supposedly he wears a hearing aid.

Posted by: Piper at June 28, 2024 04:06 PM (pZEOD)

205 I just wish I had the vocabulary skills of Chavez the Hugo to express my feelings about them.

Captain Hate was another class 1 wordsmith.

Posted by: gKWVE at June 28, 2024 04:06 PM (gKWVE)

206 > 199 Is there anyone who doesn't like Trump but understands this shit is criminal and totalitarian?
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 28, 2024 04:05 PM (JLq/1)

Yeah, I've never much liked Trump on a personal level. I think he's highly obnoxious, in fact. He was a good President, though, and will be voting for him in November.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2024 04:06 PM (W5ArC)

207 Plus, you can't run over Treacher with a bicycle.
------------------
Arthur Treacher has been dead for awhile. I miss his Fish n Chips.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 28, 2024 04:06 PM (n17eQ)

208 Honestly probably sort of true. The more memorization Biden did, the less he worked at thinking on his feet, which is what he needed to do to stand a chance.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

I think the challenging part for Biden in that is (1) thinking, and (2)on his feet. Throw in walking and chewing gum, and EMTs might be in the offing.

Posted by: John Drake Is Now Making His Way Towards Astrakhan at June 28, 2024 04:07 PM (ENHQb)

209 Is there anyone who doesn't like Trump but understands this shit is criminal and totalitarian?

Posted by: Northernlurker


Dershowitz. That's one, in a country of 300 million.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 28, 2024 04:07 PM (lTGtQ)

210 Is there anyone who doesn't like Trump but understands this shit is criminal and totalitarian?[/i\

You don't get it. Trump said the word pussy.

Posted by: Some GOPer at June 28, 2024 04:07 PM (oZhjI)

211 The cost of injunctions on this cluster must be getting up there.
Posted by: Auspex at June 28, 2024 04:05 PM (j4U/Z)

There's so many politicians on that list that I'm sure they're using taxpayer money. So no cost really...

Posted by: InZona at June 28, 2024 04:07 PM (0Z4mb)

Posted by: Some GOPer at June 28, 2024 04:07 PM (oZhjI)

213 206 > 199 Is there anyone who doesn't like Trump but understands this shit is criminal and totalitarian?
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 28, 2024 04:05 PM (JLq/1)

Me.. I didn't like him in 2016.. I wanted Cruz.. I voted for him though

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2024 04:08 PM (IyPmt)

214 >>> Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2024 04:04 PM (n+4am)

Top-tier cruelty, sir!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2024 04:08 PM (llON8)

215 210 You don't get it. Trump said the word pussy.
Posted by: Some GOPer at June 28, 2024 04:07 PM (oZhjI)

========

Not only that, but he disrespected our institutions by running for president without waiting for his turn within the GOP for decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 28, 2024 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

216 212
Posted by: Some GOPer at June 28, 2024 04:07 PM (oZhjI)
---------
Concise.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 28, 2024 04:08 PM (3Fz6p)

217 Off to teach my last class! And then the weekend begins. Except I teach tomorrow, too. But details!

Posted by: Piper at June 28, 2024 04:08 PM (pZEOD)

218 >>> 215 210 You don't get it. Trump said the word pussy.
Posted by: Some GOPer at June 28, 2024 04:07 PM (oZhjI)

========

Not only that, but he disrespected our institutions by running for president without waiting for his turn within the GOP for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 28, 2024 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

He tried to take the steering wheel away from the driver guy! from the back seat!!!

Posted by: Madison Cornbread at June 28, 2024 04:09 PM (llON8)

219 Plus, you can't run over Treacher with a bicycle.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 28, 2024 04:04 PM (n+4am)

Too soon.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at June 28, 2024 04:09 PM (Je3ix)

220 Not only that, but he disrespected our institutions by running for president without waiting for his turn within the GOP for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 28, 2024 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

And worse: he isn't a quality candidate.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 28, 2024 04:09 PM (8sMut)

221 "Untanned, Rusted, and Sweaty"

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 28, 2024 04:09 PM (hqVaF)

222 > 207 Plus, you can't run over Treacher with a bicycle.
------------------
Arthur Treacher has been dead for awhile. I miss his Fish n Chips.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 28, 2024 04:06 PM (n17eQ)

Found another 29-year-old.

Jeez, I'd forgotten all about that one.

Wikipedia says there are still three locations left as of 2023, compared to 826 at its peak.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2024 04:09 PM (W5ArC)

223 220 And worse: he isn't a quality candidate.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 28, 2024 04:09 PM (8sMut)

======

Jeb would have won much more better against Hillary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 28, 2024 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

224
Yeah, I've never much liked Trump on a personal level. I think he's highly obnoxious, in fact. He was a good President, though, and will be voting for him in November.


There are a significant number of LIVs that vote for whoever seems like the nicer person in the small amount of FNM coverage they see.

It is...astounding but these people exist and they vote.

Of course the other funny part is Shrub won these people in 2000/4 because even a stupid frat monkey boy seemed nicer then ManBearPig and John Kerry

Posted by: 18-1 at June 28, 2024 04:10 PM (oZhjI)

225 Is this about me? and my wardrobe?
Posted by: Klaus Schwab at June 28, 2024 03:55 PM (llON

Schwab's auditioning for a Mike Myers movie role, not Werner Herzog.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2024 04:10 PM (dGCAG)

226 The left just got bitch slapped by reality. Again. It’s really funny seeing them finally realize something everyone else knew years ago.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 28, 2024 04:10 PM (JTwsP)

227 It can be beer:30.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2024 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

228 Yup.. He obviously had them and possibly a listening device.. he kept adjusting something in his ear it looked like
Posted by: It's me donna

-

CUT TO COMMERCIAL!!!
- CNN after Joe won't leave his inner ear alone


Also there was some speculation from Joe's eye movements that he had a teleprompter setup in the back that would've been out of Trump's view.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Trump has more balls than an alley cat with two peckers

My youngest niece was watching the debate with Mrs. Drake and myself, and we zeroed in on the earpiece factor as well - Biden tugged his ear a time or two, which would match up with "Give your ear a tug if you can still hear us." Or possibly Biden was tugging at his earlobe to signal that he needed some talking point.

Posted by: John Drake Is Now Making His Way Towards Astrakhan at June 28, 2024 04:10 PM (ENHQb)

229 >>> 222

------------------
Arthur Treacher has been dead for awhile. I miss his Fish n Chips.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 28, 2024 04:06 PM (n17eQ)

Found another 29-year-old.

Jeez, I'd forgotten all about that one.

Wikipedia says there are still three locations left as of 2023, compared to 826 at its peak.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2024 04:09 PM (W5ArC)

Wow, I *think* I saw one in NoVa, as of, um.... 15 years ago??? Or maybe it was a Long John Silver's.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 28, 2024 04:11 PM (llON8)

230 Me.. I didn't like him in 2016.. I wanted Cruz.. I voted for him though
Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2024 04:08 PM (IyPmt)

I wanted Scott Walker, then I switched to Cruz when he quit. I was very suspicious of Trump, so I voted for Alfred E. Neuman in 2016.

But I voted Trump in 2020 as I watched what he did and positively evaluated his performance.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 28, 2024 04:12 PM (8sMut)

231 My youngest niece was watching the debate with Mrs. Drake and myself, and we zeroed in on the earpiece factor as well - Biden tugged his ear a time or two, which would match up with "Give your ear a tug if you can still hear us." Or possibly Biden was tugging at his earlobe to signal that he needed some talking point.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now Making His Way Towards Astrakhan at June 28, 2024 04:10 PM (ENHQb)



He would rub his ear, then look down to his right as if he was listening intently, then write something down on his notecards..... They did everything they could to drag that dead f*ck across the line and couldn't do it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2024 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

232 He would rub his ear, then look down to his right as if he was listening intently, then write something down on his notecards..... They did everything they could to drag that dead f*ck across the line and couldn't do it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2024 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

He had a cold H8R !

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2024 04:13 PM (IyPmt)

233 I just realized that today is the 110th anniversary of the assassination of Franz Ferdinand and Sophie in Sarajevo.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 28, 2024 04:13 PM (v6JzV)

234 "There are a significant number of LIVs that vote for whoever seems like the nicer person in the small amount of FNM coverage they see.

"It is...astounding but these people exist and they vote."

I knew a girl in HS who voted for Clinton because she thought Algore was hot.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 28, 2024 04:13 PM (8sMut)

235 Haven't heard reaction from James Skeletor Carrville yet. Probably still drunk or too hungover. It will be a classic meltdown.

Posted by: Ripley at June 28, 2024 04:14 PM (GUOwU)

236
He had a cold H8R !
Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2024 04:13 PM (IyPmt)



AND a stutter?!? DURING PRIDE MONTH!!!!?????

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2024 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

237 Jeb! would have won much more better against Hillary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 28, 2024 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

FIFY : o )

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 28, 2024 04:14 PM (8sMut)

238 Is Trump narcissistic? Sure. But he's earned the right. Like Generals. You don't get to that rank without some ego. Trump turned a multimillion inheritance into billions.
Long before he got into politics, he walked down the stairs at his golf club in Virginia. There he met a friend at one of the tables. The friend had his wife and mother with him. Trump sat there for about 15 minutes listening and engaging with the old lady. Kind. Polite. Focused. A very nice thing for him to do. He has an ego, but he also has a heart.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2024 04:14 PM (W/lyH)

239 He would rub his ear,

Better his than mine

Posted by: Ashley at June 28, 2024 04:15 PM (gKWVE)

240 It can be beer:30.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2024 04:10 PM

Your point is valid

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 28, 2024 04:15 PM (bJGD1)

241 Second Junior watched the debate and asked me, "Why does the old man want to crush our liberties, granted by God, and secured by the Constitution?"

In all seriousness, though, one of the several souvenirs that Junior wanted on our VA trip was a copy of the Declaration of Independence. Insisted on it, really.

When he got it (we bought it at the Capital), we sat down off to the side for a break, and he was explaining how it gave people rights. I had to correct him on that. It grants nothing. It declares a dedication to securing God-given rights.

I think the fervor for the document came from school of all places.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 28, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

242 I knew a girl in HS who voted for Clinton because she thought Algore was hot.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

She probably would've volunteered to align his chakras.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 28, 2024 04:15 PM (v6JzV)

243 …And he wrote such a great piano ending to Layla.
Posted by: InZona at June 28, 2024 03:58 PM (0Z4mb)

***cough bullshit cough ***

Posted by: Rita Coolidge at June 28, 2024 04:15 PM (TTAGa)

244 I knew a girl in HS who voted for Clinton because she thought Algore was hot.

Got a name?

Posted by: Um, totally not Al Gore at June 28, 2024 04:15 PM (/y8xj)

245 Last night the dems were ready to throw themselves off the cliff but today they are starting with the excuses

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2024 04:15 PM (IyPmt)

246 He would rub his ear, then look down to his right as if he was listening intently, then write something down on his notecards..... They did everything they could to drag that dead f*ck across the line and couldn't do it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2024 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

It's been said, many times many ways, no matter what an evil sonofabitch Biden has been his entire professional life, it's still criminal they're putting this demented old man out there like that.

It was painful to watch, not because the old fart doesn't deserve whatever treatment he gets, but because THEY knew he was this pissing himself old man, and they sent him out there anyway. What evil monsters they are, the people running this country.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2024 04:16 PM (dGCAG)

247 > I knew a girl in HS who voted for Clinton because she thought Algore was hot.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 28, 2024 04:13 PM (8sMut)



I don't suppose this was a School for the Blind?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2024 04:16 PM (W5ArC)

248 Watching the debate
Read a review of it today that Sundowner rattles off a list of statistics, often lies, but then gets befuddled on something else. Suspecting some way of communicating,

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2024 04:16 PM (fwDg9)

249 245 Last night the dems were ready to throw themselves off the cliff but today they are starting with the excuses
Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2024 04:15 PM (IyPmt)

========

Biden has made it clear he's not going anywhere. Obama even put out a tweet of support (after he met with Biden where Biden surely told Obama to fuck off).

The fantasy of replacing Biden with a Generic Democrat from Heaven is not going to happen, so they have to make the best of what they have: Joe Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 28, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

250 He had a cold H8R !
Posted by: It's me donna

AND a stutter?!? DURING PRIDE MONTH!!!!?????
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

QUIT PICKING ON JOE !

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at June 28, 2024 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

251 I knew a girl in HS who voted for Clinton because she thought Algore was hot.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
---
I hate to break it to her but that was just the global warming.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 28, 2024 04:17 PM (iZbyp)

252 Wow, I *think* I saw one in NoVa, as of, um.... 15 years ago??? Or maybe it was a Long John Silver's.
----------------
That was on US 1, better known as Jefferson Davis Hwy. It closed awhile ago and is now some kind of beaner restaurant.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 28, 2024 04:17 PM (n17eQ)

253 243 …And he wrote such a great piano ending to Layla.
Posted by: InZona at June 28, 2024 03:58 PM (0Z4mb)

***cough bullshit cough ***
Posted by: Rita Coolidge at June 28, 2024 04:15 PM (TTAGa)

Layla is good, but please for the love of all that is holy do not play the acoustical version. That will render me comatose.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 28, 2024 04:17 PM (8sMut)

254 Bannon has lost his appeal and must report to prison July 1!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 28, 2024 04:17 PM (MeG8a)

255 I knew a girl in HS who voted for Clinton because she thought Algore was hot.
------
Got a name?
Posted by: Um, totally not Al Gore at June 28, 2024 04:15 PM (/y8xj)

I know he was married and had kids and all that, but I'm certain Gore was goring and being gored for most of his life.

The guy just screams married with children homo.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2024 04:18 PM (dGCAG)

256
Watched the clip again where Biden was recycling the old "Trump called the buried army dead suckers and losers!" bullshit, and how animated he got about it. This was one of the week long rehearsed attacks he'd been working on at camp David all week. It was pathetic, not well executed, and frankly beneath any presidential standard pre-2016. It was gutter trash Biden at his worst. I truly despise that man.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 28, 2024 04:18 PM (+oR7L)

257
It was painful to watch, not because the old fart doesn't deserve whatever treatment he gets, but because THEY knew he was this pissing himself old man, and they sent him out there anyway. What evil monsters they are, the people running this country.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2024 04:16 PM (dGCAG)



It is my desire for him to sink into dementia and never remember he was president and his life ending as a miserable f*ck of a man with no recollection whatsoever of his past.

Then, the Gates of Hell swing open.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2024 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

258 The Dem bench is pretty thin right now, in terms of anyone who could get the votes of people who weren't actual communists.

Gabbard would probably be their best bet, but the Dem establishment hates her guts.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2024 04:18 PM (W5ArC)

259 There are a significant number of LIVs that vote for whoever seems like the nicer person in the small amount of FNM coverage they see.

It is...astounding but these people exist and they vote.

Of course the other funny part is Shrub won these people in 2000/4 because even a stupid frat monkey boy seemed nicer then ManBearPig and John Kerry
Posted by: 18-1


I'm pretty sure you can get 5-10% just from (1) name recognition, and (b) physical attractiveness.

If RFKJr's surname was Poodleschmitz and he looked like Jeff Tiedrich up there, he'd be pulling about 0.002% in the polls.

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2024 04:18 PM (DgGvY)

260 QUIT PICKING ON JOE !

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at June 28, 2024 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

If I were Joe, I might hire a food taster/tester....maybe two.

Posted by: BignJames at June 28, 2024 04:18 PM (AwYPR)

261 Talk about lies Joe threw out the Good people on both sides and the Normandy D -Day Losers as fact

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2024 04:18 PM (IyPmt)

262 When he got it (we bought it at the Capital), we sat down off to the side for a break, and he was explaining how it gave people rights. I had to correct him on that. It grants nothing. It declares a dedication to securing God-given rights.

I think the fervor for the document came from school of all places.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 28, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO
***

Well done TJM.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2024 04:18 PM (W/lyH)

263 If Trump wins the election, look how quickly claims of 'the election was fraudulent and rigged' and protests make a comeback and are okey-dokey again. Hell, they could actually break in to the Capitol without police holding the doors open and that too will be fine. Remember, at the debate, Biden wasn't asked about accepting the election results.

Posted by: Cheri at June 28, 2024 04:19 PM (oiNtH)

264 Bannon has lost his appeal and must report to prison July 1!
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 28, 2024 04:17 PM (MeG8a)

I still think Bannon's mostly a grifter. Playing the martyr role right now.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2024 04:19 PM (dGCAG)

265 259
If RFKJr's surname was Poodleschmitz and he looked like Jeff Tiedrich up there, he'd be pulling about 0.002% in the polls.
Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2024 04:18 PM (DgGvY)

========

He'll bring back Camelot!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 28, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

266 CNN Poll: As an election issue, is Sister Rape important to you?

72% Yes

Posted by: ... at June 28, 2024 04:19 PM (/umSo)

267 That was on US 1, better known as Jefferson Davis Hwy. It closed awhile ago and is now some kind of beaner restaurant.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 28, 2024 04:17 PM (n17eQ)

JEFFERSON DAVIS HIGHWAY????? IN VA???????

SWEEP AWAY ALL MONSTERS AND DEMONS!!!

DEATH TO THE FOUR OLDS!!!!

Posted by: Red Guards at June 28, 2024 04:19 PM (8sMut)

268 So will agree to go ahead with 2nd debate. The MSM and moderators will want Trumps scalp.

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2024 04:19 PM (G0vdT)

269
Jill: Joe answered all the questions!!!

Translation: Joey did a pee pee in the potty!! Yay!!

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 28, 2024 04:19 PM (+oR7L)

270 He'll bring back Camelot!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 28, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)
------------
It's only a model.

Posted by: Patsy at June 28, 2024 04:20 PM (3Fz6p)

271 > The guy just screams married with children homo.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2024 04:18 PM (dGCAG)

Tipper never figured out why he always wanted her from behind, and why he insisted on having the Burt Reynolds Playgirl shot taped to the headboard.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2024 04:20 PM (W5ArC)

272 "Last night the dems were ready to throw themselves off the cliff but today they are starting with the excuses
Posted by: It's me donna"


That's because the morale commissars are shooting anybody retreating.

Posted by: Ripley at June 28, 2024 04:20 PM (GUOwU)

273 Joe Biden has earned the right to stay in this race, and if that means he has to be pushed around the track on a gurney by Mayorkas and Kirby while hooked up to IVs and an oxygen tank, then so be it.

Posted by: Paco at June 28, 2024 04:20 PM (njExo)

274 270 He'll bring back Camelot!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 28, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)
------------
It's only a model.
Posted by: Patsy at June 28, 2024 04:20 PM (3Fz6p)

=======

Shhh!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 28, 2024 04:20 PM (GBKbO)

275 Talk about lies Joe threw out the Good people on both sides and the Normandy D -Day Losers as fact

I'm sure Politifact and all the rest will be on that right away.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 28, 2024 04:21 PM (/y8xj)

276 He'll bring back Camelot!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


The movie version, unfortunately.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 28, 2024 04:21 PM (v6JzV)

277 > 266 CNN Poll: As an election issue, is Sister Rape important to you?

72% Yes
Posted by: ... at June 28, 2024 04:19 PM (/umSo)

Definitely.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 28, 2024 04:21 PM (W5ArC)

278 I knew a girl in HS who voted for Clinton because she thought Algore was hot.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 28, 2024


***
How'd you get along with her seeing-eye dog?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 28, 2024 04:21 PM (J2vNu)

279 Tipper never figured out why he always wanted her from behind, and why he insisted on having the Burt Reynolds Playgirl shot taped to the headboard.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2024 04:20 PM (W5ArC)

Tipper Gore hated metal and IIRC ran the PMRC.

Meaning she was Enemy #1 among headbangers. With Jethro Tull being second.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 28, 2024 04:22 PM (8sMut)

280 268 So will agree to go ahead with 2nd debate. The MSM and moderators will want Trumps scalp.
Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2024 04:19 PM (G0vdT)

Probably counting on Trump being in jail

Posted by: It's me donna at June 28, 2024 04:22 PM (IyPmt)

281 267 DEATH TO THE FOUR OLDS!!!!

*hopes he has an alibi*

Posted by: oldsmobile at June 28, 2024 04:22 PM (sGtp+)

282 I have seen a few articles mention Biden's coughing and throat-clearing during the debate, but I didn't hear or see any of that, somehow. Although, I watched it on CNN through You Tube (or something like that) and wonder if those moments were edited out. Can't edit out the stuttering, though. Loads of that.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at June 28, 2024 04:22 PM (efuu+)

283 It is my desire for him to sink into dementia and never remember he was president and his life ending as a miserable f*ck of a man with no recollection whatsoever of his past.

Then, the Gates of Hell swing open.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2024 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

Now my dementia is kicking in... what's that recording artist who made a series of albums simulating what it's like to sink further and further into dementia.

Starts out with olde tyme music playing, slightly warped, and by the end of the 72 hours (or whatever) of recordings, the things has devolved into an incomprehensible cacophony.

I figure Biden's still hearing snippets of his music, sometimes long stretches of it, but the demons are already cracking in on the recordings in his head.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2024 04:22 PM (dGCAG)

284 Before this is over, Doktor Jill is gonna have her hand up his ass, working his mouth like some kind of nightmare-fueled Muppet.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 28, 2024 04:23 PM (W5ArC)

285 268 So will agree to go ahead with 2nd debate. The MSM and moderators will want Trumps scalp.
Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2024 04:19 PM (G0vdT)

I'm sure the MSM will pick a very objective moderator like John Harwood for next time.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 28, 2024 04:23 PM (8sMut)

286 The movie version, unfortunately.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 28, 2024 04:21 PM (v6JzV)
------------
I was all-in on the musical, right up until I read "The Once and Future King." When I saw how Lerner and Loewe had perverted T.H. White's brilliance, I was done.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 28, 2024 04:23 PM (3Fz6p)

287 222 > 207 Plus, you can't run over Treacher with a bicycle.
------------------
Arthur Treacher has been dead for awhile. I miss his Fish n Chips.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 28, 2024 04:06 PM (n17eQ)

Found another 29-year-old.

Jeez, I'd forgotten all about that one.


H. Salt Esq. enters the chat

Posted by: goozer at June 28, 2024 04:23 PM (aWAkn)

288 Good sense, innocence, cripplin' mankind
Dead kings, many things I can't define
Occasions, persuasions clutter your mind
Incense and peppermints, the color of time

Who cares what games we choose
Little to win, but nothing to lose

Try removing this earwig.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 28, 2024 04:24 PM (n17eQ)

289 Before this is over, Doktor Jill is gonna have her hand up his ass, working his mouth like some kind of nightmare-fueled Muppet.


Remember Joe I'll use one finger for yes, two fingers for no, and the whole hand for stuck the fuck up

Posted by: Jill Biden at June 28, 2024 04:24 PM (oZhjI)

290 So will agree to go ahead with 2nd debate. The MSM and moderators will want Trumps scalp.
Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2024 04:19 PM (G0vdT)

Probably counting on Trump being in jail
Posted by: It's me donna

They should do the second debate from whatever facility Trump is incarcerated in. And have an audience of inmates. Poor Joey would probably stroke out.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 28, 2024 04:24 PM (v6JzV)

291 273 Joe Biden has earned the right to stay in this race, and if that means he has to be pushed around the track on a gurney by Mayorkas and Kirby while hooked up to IVs and an oxygen tank, then so be it.

leave me out of this

Posted by: gurney halleck at June 28, 2024 04:24 PM (sGtp+)

292 274 270 He'll bring back Camelot!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 28, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)
------------
It's only a model.
Posted by: Patsy at June 28, 2024 04:20 PM (3Fz6p)

=======

Shhh!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 28, 2024 04:20 PM (GBKbO)

Let's not bring back Camelot. It is a silly place.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 28, 2024 04:25 PM (8sMut)

293 Jeff is a loser.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at June 28, 2024 04:25 PM (ytSiK)

294 Stolen from the Book of Feces:

If you thought the debate was bad, thank God they canceled the swimsuit competition.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2024 04:25 PM (W5ArC)

295 Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 28, 2024 04:10 PM (JTwsP)

Totally. Stuff like this highlights a key problem for people on the Left. Their movement is all-powerful, intolerant, brutal and bigoted. So, as long as they stay in a cobalt blue city (which most of them do) they never hear a discouraging word, because they've intimidated everyone around them into silence.

This bubble enables them to believe patent absurdities like "Brandon is mentally sound." Then when reality rears it's ugly head, they're incapable of understanding what's happening. They lack the intellectual tools to perceive anything outside the narrative.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2024 04:25 PM (0FoWg)

296 295 This bubble enables them to believe patent absurdities like "Brandon is mentally sound." Then when reality rears it's ugly head, they're incapable of understanding what's happening. They lack the intellectual tools to perceive anything outside the narrative.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 28, 2024 04:25 PM (0FoWg)

========

Cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 28, 2024 04:25 PM (GBKbO)

297 Try removing this earwig.
Posted by: Pudinhead


Has "earwig" replaced "earworm?"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 28, 2024 04:25 PM (v6JzV)

298 Try removing this earwig.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 28, 2024 04:24 PM (n17eQ)


Damn you!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2024 04:25 PM (W/lyH)

299 I'm sure the MSM will pick a very objective moderator like John Harwood for next time.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 28, 2024 04:23 PM (8sMut
-------

David Muir & Linsey Davis

Posted by: WisRich at June 28, 2024 04:25 PM (G0vdT)

300 Before this is over, Doktor Jill is gonna have her hand up his ass, working his mouth like some kind of nightmare-fueled Muppet.




President'n by Sid and Marty Kroft.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 28, 2024 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

301 Arthur Treacher has been dead for awhile. I miss his Fish n Chips.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 28, 2024 04:06 PM (n17eQ)

Found another 29-year-old.

Jeez, I'd forgotten all about that one.

Wikipedia says there are still three locations left as of 2023, compared to 826 at its peak.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2024 04:09 PM (W5ArC)

Wow, I *think* I saw one in NoVa, as of, um.... 15 years ago??? Or maybe it was a Long John Silver's.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
______

Wrapped in fake newspaper. Wasn't nearly as much of a gut bomb as Long Johns.

Best current fast food fish, hands down, not even close, is Culvers.

Posted by: Aerosmith at June 28, 2024 04:26 PM (Dm8we)

302 >>> 289
==
Remember Joe I'll use one finger for yes, two fingers for no, and the whole hand for stuck the fuck up
Posted by: Jill Biden at June 28, 2024 04:24 PM (oZhjI)

The power of one. The power of two. The power of many.

Posted by: lesbian space witches in The Acolyte at June 28, 2024 04:26 PM (llON8)

303 So far watching the debate Sundowner hasn't sad anything that wasn't a lie

Posted by: Skip at June 28, 2024 04:27 PM (fwDg9)

304 Now my dementia is kicking in... what's that recording artist who made a series of albums simulating what it's like to sink further and further into dementia.

Starts out with olde tyme music playing, slightly warped, and by the end of the 72 hours (or whatever) of recordings, the things has devolved into an incomprehensible cacophony.

I figure Biden's still hearing snippets of his music, sometimes long stretches of it, but the demons are already cracking in on the recordings in his head.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2024 04:22 PM (dGCAG)

The Caretaker - "Everything At the End of Time"

Yes, I had to look it up. I don't want to go in the cart!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2024 04:27 PM (dGCAG)

305 283 Starts out with olde tyme music playing, slightly warped, and by the end of the 72 hours (or whatever) of recordings, the things has devolved into an incomprehensible cacophony.

I figure Biden's still hearing snippets of his music, sometimes long stretches of it, but the demons are already cracking in on the recordings in his head.


this means biden is a cylon, doesn't it?

Posted by: anachronda at June 28, 2024 04:27 PM (sGtp+)

306 I think my favorite fast food fish was Skipper's. Long gone from here, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2024 04:27 PM (W5ArC)

307 I thought Biden was great. Clearly won the debate. Should stay president forever!

Posted by: Volodomyr Zelenskyy at June 28, 2024 04:28 PM (hqVaF)

308 Starts out with olde tyme music playing, slightly warped, and by the end of the 72 hours (or whatever) of recordings, the things has devolved into an incomprehensible cacophony.

I figure Biden's still hearing snippets of his music, sometimes long stretches of it, but the demons are already cracking in on the recordings in his head.


Jeez Burt! What radio station did you listen to?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2024 04:28 PM (W/lyH)

309 I knew a girl in HS who voted for Clinton because she thought Algore was hot.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


Everybody's somebody's fetish.

As a Person of Unattractiveness, I'm glad such women exist.

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2024 04:28 PM (DgGvY)

310 253 243 …And he wrote such a great piano ending to Layla.
Posted by: InZona at June 28, 2024 03:58 PM (0Z4mb)

***cough bullshit cough ***
Posted by: Rita Coolidge at June 28, 2024 04:15 PM (TTAGa)

Your post did my heart good - the ending of Layla is one of the greatest musical ripoffs of all time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2024 04:28 PM (wyMQY)

311 They should do the second debate from whatever facility Trump is incarcerated in. And have an audience of inmates. Poor Joey would probably stroke out.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 28, 2024 04:24 PM (v6JzV)

Only if Trump cosplays Snake Plissken. : o )

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 28, 2024 04:29 PM (8sMut)

312 I was all-in on the musical, right up until I read "The Once and Future King." When I saw how Lerner and Loewe had perverted T.H. White's brilliance, I was done.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea


I still love the original cast recording. Julie Andrews...sigh...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 28, 2024 04:29 PM (v6JzV)

313 306 I think my favorite fast food fish was Skipper's. Long gone from here, though.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2024 04:27 PM

I loved Skippers. The last Skippers in Oregon was in Monmouth and closed just 2 years ago.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 28, 2024 04:30 PM (+oR7L)

314 300 Before this is over, Doktor Jill is gonna have her hand up his ass, working his mouth like some kind of nightmare-fueled Muppet.




President'n by Sid and Marty Kroft.


dr. jill as witchiepoo?

Posted by: anachronda at June 28, 2024 04:30 PM (sGtp+)

315 I still love the original cast recording. Julie Andrews...sigh...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 28, 2024 04:29 PM (v6JzV)
---------
Bob Goulet was Lancelot, IIRR - who played Arthur?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 28, 2024 04:30 PM (3Fz6p)

316 to Non-Rape

So it wasn't a Tuesday?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 28, 2024 04:30 PM (e4lQj)

317 Jeez Burt! What radio station did you listen to?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 28, 2024 04:28 PM (W/lyH)

I exaggerated some. It's not 72 hours. Probably more like 10-20?

I don't think I listened to more than 3 hours of it altogether. Very avant garde in its concept.

Very stark and harrowing in its execution.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2024 04:31 PM (dGCAG)

318 Six and a half hours, actually.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 28, 2024 04:31 PM (dGCAG)

319 Putting Biden into another debate is absolute insanity - even worse than putting him into this one. They've got to be saying that just because Joe won't stop talking about it and they don't want to contradict him.

But I think today was the day that the power base of the Dem Party accepted that they're going to lose this election. They're not going to fight it much anymore. When the word went out from Obama - Stick with Biden! - that was it, game over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2024 04:31 PM (wyMQY)

320 I still love the original cast recording. Julie Andrews...sigh...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 28, 2024 04:29 PM (v6JzV)
---------
Bob Goulet was Lancelot, IIRR - who played Arthur?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Richard Burton.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 28, 2024 04:32 PM (v6JzV)

321 315 I still love the original cast recording. Julie Andrews...sigh...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 28, 2024 04:29 PM (v6JzV)
---------
Bob Goulet was Lancelot, IIRR - who played Arthur?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 28, 2024 04:30 PM (3Fz6p)

Graham Chapman.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 28, 2024 04:32 PM (wyMQY)

322 .

NOOD: Is This Something?


I say again: NOOD

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 28, 2024 04:32 PM (O7YUW)

323 Lerner and Loewe

Didn't they murder a boy?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 28, 2024 04:32 PM (e4lQj)

324 Doktor Jill


iT'S DOCTOR jill! DOCTOR I SAID.
ve haff vays of makink you talk.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at June 28, 2024 04:32 PM (v0R5T)

325 Does Joe have a topic other than orangemanbad?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 28, 2024 04:33 PM (JLq/1)

326 Richard Burton.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 28, 2024 04:32 PM (v6JzV)
----------
Uh. Could he sing?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 28, 2024 04:33 PM (3Fz6p)

327 Lock him up?

I bet he's already sleeping in a hospital bed with restraint bars.

Posted by: DaveA at June 28, 2024 04:33 PM (FhXTo)

328 President'n by Sid and Marty Kroft.

dr. jill as witchiepoo?
Posted by: anachronda

Boy, that was one of the weirdest shows ever on TV.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 28, 2024 04:33 PM (v6JzV)

329 As a Person of Unattractiveness, I'm glad such women exist.
Posted by: mikeski at June

Oh my gosh, stop it. You come across as smart, funny and charismatic through words on a screen. In real life, it’s probably even more so and I am sure you are fine. But even if you aren’t, which I doubt, what you offer is a billion times more important to anyone worth their salt.

Posted by: Piper at June 28, 2024 04:33 PM (2N3ca)

330 306 I think my favorite fast food fish was Skipper's. Long gone from here, though.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2024 04:27 PM (W5ArC)

Going to Skipper's was a childhood highlight. One of the very few places my parents would take the fam.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at June 28, 2024 04:33 PM (efuu+)

331 Richard Harris



unless I'm wrong

Posted by: Don Black at June 28, 2024 04:33 PM (/7KEl)

332 266 CNN Poll: As an election issue, is Sister Rape important to you?

72% Yes
---
Well, that's kind of an odd name for a nun, but sure, why not?

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 28, 2024 04:33 PM (iZbyp)

333 But I think today was the day that the power base of the Dem Party accepted that they're going to lose this election. They're not going to fight it much anymore. When the word went out from Obama - Stick with Biden! - that was it, game over.
------------
Or they assassinate Trump. We're talking Roundheads and Crazy Quakers here. Then there is always slave revolts and Indian attacks in the New World.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 28, 2024 04:34 PM (n17eQ)

334 288 Good sense, innocence, cripplin' mankind
Dead kings, many things I can't define
Occasions, persuasions clutter your mind
Incense and peppermints, the color of time

Who cares what games we choose
Little to win, but nothing to lose

Try removing this earwig.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 28, 2024 04:24 PM (n17eQ)


One of my favorite tunes — it popped into my head randomly just before bedtime and I started singing it. Far out, man...

Posted by: goozer at June 28, 2024 04:34 PM (aWAkn)

335 It was painful to watch, not because the old fart doesn't deserve whatever treatment he gets, but because THEY knew he was this pissing himself old man, and they sent him out there anyway. What evil monsters they are, the people running this country.
Posted by: BurtTC

This is true.
They should just ditch him the parking lot of a run down strip mall and him wander meaninglessly with junkies and crackheads.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 28, 2024 04:34 PM (cOq4q)

336 Uh. Could he sing?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

Not really. But he was inspired by Rex Harrison's patter performance in My Fair Lady. Burton did a credible job.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 28, 2024 04:34 PM (v6JzV)

337 it was richard harris

English Bob

Posted by: Don Black at June 28, 2024 04:35 PM (/7KEl)

338 273 Joe Biden has earned the right to stay in this race, and if that means he has to be pushed around the track on a gurney by Mayorkas and Kirby while hooked up to IVs and an oxygen tank, then so be it.
Posted by: Paco at June 28, 2024 04:20 PM (njExo)

________________________________

I joked last night that Joe's earpiece was, in truth, a Patient-Controlled Analgesia Pump. I told the folks I was with that he was dosing amphetamines during the debate. I was joking. But, then I watched a replay of the first half hour, and it seems actually plausible.

Posted by: Orson at June 28, 2024 04:35 PM (dIske)

339 Arthur Treacher has been dead for awhile. I miss his Fish n Chips.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 28, 2024 04:06 PM (n17eQ)

Found another 29-year-old.

Jeez, I'd forgotten all about that one.

Wikipedia says there are still three locations left as of 2023, compared to 826 at its peak.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

During my sojourn in the UK, the only remaining spots in London where you could get O.G. fish and chips was in Soho, which is not an ... um nice district. I was introduced there to an odd bit of yabo behavior - if they weren't completely happy with their meal, they'd tip the malt vinegar over and leave to drip all over the table and down to the floor. Other patrons, eventually including ourselves, would walk over and return the vinegar to its upright position.

Posted by: John Drake Is Now Making His Way Towards Astrakhan at June 28, 2024 04:36 PM (ENHQb)

340 it was richard harris

English Bob
Posted by: Don Black at June 28, 2024 04:35 PM (/7KEl)
---
The Duck of Death

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 28, 2024 04:37 PM (BpYfr)

341 Richard Harris played Arthur in the movie. Did an OK job with the patter numbers, like Burton.

Vanessa Redgrave as Guinevere, and Franco Nero as Lancelot (with whom Vanessa had an affair while filming) sucked donkey balls, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 28, 2024 04:37 PM (v6JzV)

342 Nood stuff.

Posted by: fly gal at June 28, 2024 04:38 PM (CzUFY)

343 With Jethro Tull being second.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 28, 2024 04:22 PM (8sMut)

Lars? Is that you?

Posted by: Reforger at June 28, 2024 04:38 PM (xcIvR)

344 Oh my gosh, stop it.
Posted by: Piper


Aw, thanks.

It's just the Minnesotan in me coming through. The Canadians learned "self-effacing" from us.

Posted by: mikeski at June 28, 2024 04:38 PM (DgGvY)

345 It's just the Minnesotan in me coming through. The Canadians learned "self-effacing" from us.
Posted by: mikeski
________

And maybe the Lutheran. (If so, I understand.)

Posted by: Aerosmith at June 28, 2024 04:41 PM (Dm8we)

346 CNN Poll: As an election issue, is Sister Rape important to you?

72% Yes
---
Well, that's kind of an odd name for a nun, but sure, why not?
Posted by: screaming in digital
==

Can they think of a more ambiguous question?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 28, 2024 04:43 PM (cOq4q)

347 Biden doing so poorly in the debate, and being a dementia patient, is incredibly dangerous. I mean, he's going to think "what have a I got to lose?" Any dirty trick, any lawfare, and every attempt to steal the election will be within the bounds of "fair play" for him.

And there will be legions of enablers right there to help him. Because their phony baloney jobs depend on it.

Trump needs to pick his VP, soon. Pick someone really good, someone quiet, competent, and easy going. Debating Kamal Harris, if you even bother, will be a walk in the park. So, pick someone with an easy going personality and a solid sense of humor.

Not sure who the right choice is but make it quick.

And no more debates - just say that...you feel so sorry for Biden/Harris and you can't bear the thought of doing that to them again. Everyone will laugh...and node their heads.

Posted by: El Mariachi, Attorney at Law! at June 28, 2024 04:54 PM (nLFEI)

348 Tit for tat is the ONLY way these people will learn. There need to be major arrests and detention after the election... and there need to be treason charges and convictions against the people funding this.

Posted by: Redbanzai at June 28, 2024 06:06 PM (YTCvj)

349 Yeah, I've never much liked Trump on a personal level. I think he's highly obnoxious, in fact. He was a good President, though, and will be voting for him in November.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 28, 2024 04:06 PM (W5ArC)

I never understood what "liking" or "not liking" has to do with anything, when it comes to voting for someone. Is that person capable of carrying out the policies I agree with, and what is good for the country. I want that guy/gal to be a fighter. Not afraid to give it back to the other side in plain terms. Trump speaks for those of us who don't have a public platform. I want him to be that "Queens" guy. He doesn't take any crap. I admire that.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 28, 2024 06:12 PM (iODuv)

350 I just tried linking the "lock him up" tweets on FB. Because FB's programmers suck, Twitter previews are broken now that it's X, and have been for some time. So I linked both tweets and posted a screenshot, and it got deleted in under a minute because I "violated community standards about spam" and trying to bamboozle viewers, or something. I immediately appealed. Make sure you always appeal their diktats: about half the time I eventually get a "oops, we'll restore your post" notification.

Posted by: Rick C at June 28, 2024 06:38 PM (BMUHC)

351 349: "I never understood what "liking" or "not liking" has to do with anything, when it comes to voting for someone. Is that person capable of carrying out the policies I agree with, and what is good for the country. "

I'm voting for the leader of the country, not Daddy.

Posted by: Rick C at June 28, 2024 06:38 PM (BMUHC)

352 The debate guaranteed that Merchan will sentence Trump to jail on July 11th.

Posted by: p-squared at June 28, 2024 07:06 PM (i3SWt)

353 The entire Federal Government covered up for their mush-brained boss because they thought that would allow them to transform this country into the Marxist Dictatorship they always wanted. Instead, their jig was exposed and the next day the Supreme Court said they were acting like Nazis....or Fascists.....or Commies. Either way, the Democrat Tyrants trampled all over the US Constitution. There will be consequences.

Posted by: wferrin at June 28, 2024 07:16 PM (vnyD2)

354 Demorats just released a report stating 151m Nobel Prize Winners said that Biden won the debate.

Posted by: Jane at June 29, 2024 03:24 PM (bXvrr)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0679 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0165 seconds, 363 records returned.
Page size 181 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!

Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat