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Breitbart: Biden Campaign Creates Taskforce to Combat Videos of His Brain Malfunctioning in Public

LOLOF.


The Biden campaign reportedly created a special task force to reduce the impact of videos that show the president malfunctioning in public.

White House aides have become more sensitive about videos of President Joe Biden and have begun to quarrel with their media allies about the coverage of Biden's age, gaffes, and videos exposing moments of strange confusion.

...

The campaign "established a taskforce to mitigate the risks" posed by cheap fakes, a Biden official told Politico's West Wing Playbook Tuesday evening.

It is also the responsibility of social media companies and media allies to mitigate the impact of the videos, the official stressed.

Their solution is the same solution for all information they don't like: Pressuring social media monopolies to censor opposition voices.

"Voters deserve accurate information to inform their choice this November, and our campaign will be vigilant in calling out these lies when we see them," Biden campaign spokesperson Mia Ehrenberg told Playbook. "We hope media organizations and others with influential platforms follow our lead."

"Censor the people we tell you to censor, or there will be trouble."

Of course, people will only fear Biden's retribution to the extent they think he will continue on as president. Or as a living being.

Thanks to SMOD.

CBS brought on popular sitcom parody character "Tater" to defend Biden's latest demand for censorship of his critics:

Meanwhile, Latrine John-Pissoir continues pushing her "cheap fakes"/"deepfakes" lie, but also refuses to commit to calling Biden's mental health "fine."

She won't even say he's fine. This liar has a line she will not cross, and that line is claiming a man in an obvious glide-path to expiry "fine."


[James Rosen of Newsmax:] The majorities of American voters who are telling pollsters repeatedly for years now that they have serious concerns about this President's cognitive fitness are being misled by cheap fake videos? Is that what you're telling us?

MS. JOHN-PISSOIR: I'm saying that there have been -- in recent weeks, there have been cheap fake videos that have been fact-check. They've been fact-check -- by conservative media as well -- to say that these videos are false. They're purp- -- purposefully being altered.

Q So, he's fine?

MS. JOHN-PISSOIR: That is --

Q So, he's fine?

LATRINE: That is -- look --

Q He's fine?

LATRINE: -- the President has done more in his three years -- three and a half years as president than most modern-day president in what he's been able to deliver. He's able to do that because he knows what he's doing. He knows how to deliver for the American people.

A Democrat pollster -- well, this isn't actually a poll; it's one of those "panel trackers," where they pay a big group of people to answer questions every week or so -- finds Biden behind in all swing states.

You can tell this is a Democrat poll, and a skewed one, because it believes that Florida is still a swing state, and claims Trump is only ahead there by six.

Riiiiiiiiight, as Noah would say.

Keep that in mind as you read the rest of the thin margins for Trump.

Hugh Everett

@HughEverett

Redfield & Wilson Strategies is a democrat pollster.

Amazing that they even released these numbers.

From Twitchy.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:10 PM




Comments

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 19, 2024 04:11 PM (8RNuU)

2 SPONGEWORTHY!

Posted by: Elaine at June 19, 2024 04:11 PM (53oGX)

3
Task Force! Starring Potato boy!

Posted by: Auspex at June 19, 2024 04:11 PM (j4U/Z)

4 Damn...

Posted by: Elaine at June 19, 2024 04:11 PM (53oGX)

5 Clinton had people to handle bimbo eruptions and Biden needs people to gaslight everyone into disbelieving their own lying eyes. Got it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 19, 2024 04:12 PM (6IAhu)

6 So they want to literally gaslight us and tell us to our faces that what we see of joe "rotted oatmeal brain" biden is fake.


Riiiight.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 19, 2024 04:12 PM (QNSds)

7 Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2024 04:13 PM (Akjoo)

8 Telling the people not to believe their eyes, but believe the carefully crafted lies instead...


Geee, sound like Jan. 6. Or Charlottesville. Or 2020 Election. Or...

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 19, 2024 04:13 PM (JMAcK)

9 Hobbs isn't smart enough to bring AZ home for the dems. In fact, she may decide she prefers being Gov over the ire of Arizonans. It's also possible the crappy economy will be enough to blunt the impact of the McCain machine work against PDT.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2024 04:13 PM (tT6L1)

10 Florida +6 ? I think they forgot the 1 in front of that

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2024 04:15 PM (Akjoo)

11 Elon hate in 3,2,1.....

He took the regime mouthpiece away from the DNC and isn't really playing ball with them any more.

Yet, the sale was forced by their judges when Elon tried to pull back a bit.

Haha.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2024 04:15 PM (tT6L1)

12 Clinton had people to handle bimbo eruptions and Biden needs people to gaslight everyone into disbelieving their own lying eyes. Got it.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 19, 2024 04:12 PM (6IAhu)

Bumbo eruptions?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 04:15 PM (5tnEC)

13 "Some of us are watching long, complete speeches by the president."

Bullshit.

Posted by: gp In A Vat at June 19, 2024 04:15 PM (MvF+J)

14 president R. M. Gumby?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 19, 2024 04:15 PM (QSrLX)

15 They need to basemen Sundowner until November if they want his addled brain to not be noticed

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2024 04:15 PM (fwDg9)

16 It would settle everything if Joe would be set free to be Joe--no one leading him off stage because he is sharp and doesn't need help. No preset questions, no help at all.
Yep then everyone would know just how sharp he is.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 04:15 PM (JLq/1)

17 Oh, if the election were held today, Trump would definitely win North Carolina by more than 3 points.

Posted by: Henry O at June 19, 2024 04:16 PM (X5Mi4)

18 13 "Some of us are watching long, complete speeches by the president."

Hahahahahahahah.. Wait... They're serious....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2024 04:16 PM (Akjoo)

19 Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain....
Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2024 04:13 PM (Akjoo)

Beat me to it Donna. Was going to say "the man screaming gibberish and falling down IN FRONT OF the curtain".

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at June 19, 2024 04:16 PM (JCLJi)

20 They need to get that dude who dressed up as an old man and danced in the Six Flags commercials.

Posted by: Something Gorilla TVesque at June 19, 2024 04:16 PM (JqIGQ)

21 It really is something, how much they are trying to stop the videos of Biden.

Here's an easy fix:

Release an unscripted, uncut video of him answering a single spontaneous question.
From 2008.
Then have him exactly duplicate the tone, cadence and response today, live.

Trump can.

Can Biden even plagiarize himself even from 8 years ago?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2024 04:16 PM (JgPhD)

22 If the Love Spud says Biden is sharp as a tack, that's good enough for me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2024 04:17 PM (YqDXo)

23 It all hinges on who you poll… I only trust polls as very general trends.

Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2024 04:17 PM (PCK5/)

24 Bumbo eruptions?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 04:15 PM (5tnEC)
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Yep, Bill was notorious for his Bimbo eruptions during his term as governor of Arkansas.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2024 04:17 PM (tT6L1)

25 "Voters deserve accurate information to inform their choice this November, and our campaign will be vigilant in calling out these lies when we see them," Biden campaign spokesperson Mia Ehrenberg told Playbook.

Ha!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2024 04:17 PM (pohLc)

26 Was thinking today that keep wishing he would stroke out, but thinking sometime in October would be the best time

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2024 04:17 PM (fwDg9)

27 That taskforce is going be busier that a 1 legged man in an ass kicking contest.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 19, 2024 04:17 PM (JTwsP)

28
Maybe I'll have to watch some of these long, complete speeches by Biden. But who could stand it?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2024 04:17 PM (MoZTd)

29 Remember Chevy Chase’s endless parodies of Gerald Ford’s stumbles?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 04:18 PM (v6JzV)

30 The truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

- The Biden Campaign

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 04:18 PM (L/fGl)

31 13 "Some of us are watching long, complete speeches by the president."

Bullshit.
Posted by: gp In A Vat at June 19, 2024 04:15 PM (MvF+)J

"... In our minds eye"

Posted by: Tater-vision at June 19, 2024 04:18 PM (53oGX)

32 How is trump only
Up by 6 in Florida? That's scary to me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2024 04:18 PM (HIm0D)

33 "Some of us are watching long, complete speeches by the president."

Hahahahahahahah.. Wait... They're serious....
Posted by: It's me donna


Well, that's what SHE said!
Tater Stelter? That guy, that pathological liar? That smear job artist? That fat loser?

Sure, believe EVERYTHING he says.

Posted by: Michael Scott! at June 19, 2024 04:18 PM (vcOmj)

34 The White House Press Secretary will maybe one day give an oft heard denial, "These aren't my pants."

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 19, 2024 04:18 PM (QSrLX)

35 Okay, let me understand this. Instead of recognizing Biden is old and suffering right in front of us, the solution is to create a task force to Pravda up the videos? It’s not to let Biden sit in a lazy boy in front of TV with some ice cream while he still knows his children’s names?

Jill. You are a special kind of ugly.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2024 04:18 PM (d2kuJ)

36 The Biden campaign figures they've enough regulatory capture they'll be able to threaten outlets that dare post brain glitch videos.

I foresee a huge Streisand effect.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2024 04:19 PM (tT6L1)

37 If the videos were fake or contextless, it would be easy to show. But they don't. Because they can't.

Posted by: It's Demented Turtles All The Way Down at June 19, 2024 04:19 PM (JqIGQ)

38 20 They need to get that dude who dressed up as an old man and danced in the Six Flags commercials.



https://youtu.be/EbXSbP-wEFU

Posted by: Mr. Six! at June 19, 2024 04:19 PM (Oe90T)

39 How is trump only
Up by 6 in Florida? That's scary to me.
Posted by: nurse ratched


I'm sure it's more. It is just people that answer the phone.
And the time of day.
All the retired folks are at dinner at 4 pm.

Posted by: Michael Scott! at June 19, 2024 04:19 PM (vcOmj)

40 popular sitcom parody character "Tater"

That does sound like one of Mike Seaver's buddies on Growing Pains.

Posted by: spindrift at June 19, 2024 04:19 PM (OguvZ)

41 Flying elephant farts are Dumbo eruptions.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 04:19 PM (v6JzV)

42 I'm trying to recall the last time I've seen desperation like this...
Do they not have the steal locked in?
Is this just setting us up?
Are they simply this stupid?

Posted by: Inogame at June 19, 2024 04:19 PM (53oGX)

43 However, this one from yesterday smells like an op considering it's source:

@LeadingReport
BREAKING: The Economist 2024 Presidential Forecast now gives Trump a 72% chance of winning the presidency, a new high.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2024 04:20 PM (IG4Id)

44 The latest spew from Pencil Neck (italics and bold are his):

"It’s an understatement to say that the House of Representatives under Republican control is a disaster.

Bills don’t get passed to help citizens as they struggle with inflation and the cost of living. Reproductive freedom is eroded day after day. The Supreme Court green-lights the gun lobby again and again and Americans pay with their lives. (Not sure what this has to do w/the HoR. - Dunc)

Respect for government is at an all-time low as Republican members like Majorie Taylor Greene degrade our institutions like never before.

Vile performance art has substituted for law-making as the GOP battle for who can appease Donald Trump the most with varying acts of fealty — from suggesting he serve as Speaker of the House to suggesting the House expunge his impeachment.

Duncanthrax, if there’s anyone who knows to what level Republicans will stoop to, it’s me.

Every single day, I face personal attacks from MAGA Republicans calling me “shifty,” “watermelon head,” “pencil neck,” and anything else they’ve heard from the mouth of their criminal leader."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2024 04:20 PM (rc+e1)

45 "our campaign will be vigilant in calling out these lies when we see them,"

I'm all in favor of calling out lies. Baldly declaring obvious lies to be true is totalitarian.

Posted by: gp In A Vat at June 19, 2024 04:20 PM (MvF+J)

46 Remember Chevy Chase’s endless parodies of Gerald Ford’s stumbles?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 04:18 PM (v6JzV)
_______________

Yeah, those All-American football players are notoriously un-athletic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2024 04:20 PM (YqDXo)

47 Jill. You are a special kind of ugly.
Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2024 04:18 PM (d2kuJ)

Yes she is... I saw a cheap fake recording of Jill leading Joe to the car after last nights fundraiser and when he got to the car he could hardly get in....

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2024 04:20 PM (Akjoo)

48 He knows how to deliver for the American people.

--

Deliver what is the question, Raggedy Tan. What's he's delivering is economic misery. And the people know it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 19, 2024 04:21 PM (mupln)

49 They need to get that dude who dressed up as an old man and danced in the Six Flags commercials.
Posted by: Something Gorilla TVesque at June 19, 2024 04:16 PM (JqIGQ)

Heh. That was years ago. By this time, he looks like the old guy from the Fairfield Marriot ads:

https://youtu.be/mHv_-q2YNFE

"Slow down, you're driving like a bat out of Hades!"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 19, 2024 04:21 PM (/HDaX)

50 Didn't DeSantis win FL by like 50%

No way Big T is +6 in FL and +18 in Iowa.

Posted by: Inogame at June 19, 2024 04:21 PM (53oGX)

51 She stalls like a guilty _____________.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 19, 2024 04:21 PM (QSrLX)

52
Riiiiiiiiight, as Noah would say.

How long can you tread water?

Posted by: The Big Guy at June 19, 2024 04:21 PM (63Dwl)

53 Do they not have the steal locked in?
Is this just setting us up?
Are they simply this stupid?
Posted by: Inogame at June 19, 2024 04:19 PM

Embrace the power and magic of AND.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2024 04:21 PM (rc+e1)

54 Making the Disinformation Governance Board Great Again!

"Where have you gone Nina Jankowicz?
A nation turns its Progda whores to you ... woo hoo hoo."

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 19, 2024 04:22 PM (NGa9E)

55 I find it odd that according to RCP there have been no polls done in Pennsylvania for over a month. Anyone know anything different?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at June 19, 2024 04:22 PM (Y8lzz)

56 I mentioned the Hill article earlier.

They say he wasn't looking for a chair, like the clip shows, but that there was a chair there and he did in fact sit.

Except, that's not what everyone is pointing to. It's that he's trying to sit while everyone else understands to remain standing-- he does not know what is going on or he wouldn't have tried to sit.

And, according to them, he's not wandering off, he's pointing to the other parachutist.
Except that's not the show. That's like pointing to a stage hand between acts.
Again, it shows he had no idea what was going on, why he was there

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2024 04:22 PM (JgPhD)

57 Forming a "task force" to lie for you is what everyone does when they aren't worried about something.

They aren't worried; they're terrified and panicked.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 04:22 PM (xCA6C)

58 The economy will be Biden’s downfall. For them to steal the election will take an effort far far beyond vote fixing…

Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2024 04:22 PM (PCK5/)

59 If the past is any indication, this Task Force will be loaded with DEI hires with room temperature IQ's. They will fuck this up just like Biden fucks everything else up. It should be entertaining.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2024 04:22 PM (pohLc)

60 Sundowner's administration K think has been the first to doctor up speeches, Certainly Trump didn't and use to read Barky's and any flubs were printed as they were.
They know they are hiding Sundowner's and won't be called out

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2024 04:23 PM (fwDg9)

61 Totalitarians choose more lies and coercion to deal with the fallout from their lies and coercion. How imaginative, how unexpected.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 19, 2024 04:23 PM (tf4XU)

62 32 How is trump only
Up by 6 in Florida? That's scary to me.
===
I'd say that's Orlando, Boca, Jacksonville, and Saint Petersburg. Lots of Democrats there.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 19, 2024 04:23 PM (W+kMI)

63 "Some of us are watching long, complete speeches by the president."
--
Bullshit.
Posted by: gp In A Vat at June 19, 2024 04:15 PM (MvF+J)

I speak bullshit (shut up, people), lemme interpret:

There are complete speeches going back, at least as far as FDR that are easily accessible. He could be watching those.

If he's watching Biden speeches, Biden's made plenty of long speeches. Just not that many since he was installed in the White House.

Lies are lies if they are truthful statements, but meant to specifically, intentionally mislead.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 04:23 PM (5tnEC)

64 LOLGF typo?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 04:23 PM (ZdexC)

65 Then -
"Watch me!"
- Old Joe

Now -
"Don't watch videos of Joe! They are cheap fakes!"
- The Democrat-Media Complex

Posted by: Gref at June 19, 2024 04:23 PM (GaoHZ)

66 First! (First cheap fake, that is)

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at June 19, 2024 04:23 PM (zSyrn)

67 popular sitcom parody character "Tater"

-
Tater Costanza, George's younger brother.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 04:24 PM (L/fGl)

68 Riiiiiiiiight, as Noah would say.
----


phoooba, phooooba, phooba, Ding!



Some of us caught the reference.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 19, 2024 04:24 PM (FCbAQ)

69 >>>How is trump only
Up by 6 in Florida? That's scary to me.
Posted by: nurse ratched

it's nonsense.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2024 04:24 PM (KRtlO)

70 "James Rosen of Newsmax: The majorities of American voters who are telling pollsters repeatedly for years now that they have serious concerns about this President's cognitive fitness are being misled by cheap fake videos? Is that what you're telling us?"
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Damn those Italians!

Posted by: javems at June 19, 2024 04:24 PM (8I4hW)

71 And, according to them, he's not wandering off, he's pointing to the other parachutist.
Except that's not the show. That's like pointing to a stage hand between acts.
Again, it shows he had no idea what was going on, why he was there
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2024 04:22 PM (JgPhD)
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That excuse also elides right over the part where Joe slowly puts on his aviators. His moves are slow and robot like.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2024 04:24 PM (tT6L1)

72 50 Didn't DeSantis win FL by like 50%

No way Big T is +6 in FL and +18 in Iowa.
Posted by: Inogame at June 19, 2024 04:21 PM (53oGX)

It is called lying. It is what they do. Why we give them any credence is baffling.

Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2024 04:24 PM (PCK5/)

73 The primary occupation of the Democrats is making us not believe what we are seeing with our own lying eyes.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 19, 2024 04:24 PM (MeG8a)

74 The name Joe needs to be turned into a verb. To Joe =to freeze in place +++

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 04:24 PM (JLq/1)

75 69 >>>How is trump only
Up by 6 in Florida? That's scary to me.
Posted by: nurse ratched

it's nonsense.
Posted by: ace at June 19, 2024 04

Maybe they pulled their sample from Miami. Or Disney workers.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2024 04:24 PM (BgmlQ)

76 DEEP FAKE!!!

DEEP FAKE!!!

I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE, BUSTER!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at June 19, 2024 04:25 PM (uxCna)

77 >>> LOLGF typo?

i mean "laughing out loud on floor"

i guess there's supposed to be an "R" in there

it's been a long time since anyone said "ROFL"

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2024 04:25 PM (KRtlO)

78 How is trump only
Up by 6 in Florida? That's scary to me.

--

Jr. Black just got back from a trip to St. Augustine and New Smyrna Beach. He said Trump stuff was all over the place.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 19, 2024 04:25 PM (mupln)

79 Start posting the Audacity of Grope again on as many social media sites as you can.

Since I’m on none I can’t do my own recommendation.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 04:25 PM (SHMXB)

80 If the Love Spud says Biden is sharp as a tack, that's good enough for me.

Love Spud. Heh. He's a starch tsunami.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 04:25 PM (xCA6C)

81 Look how the Dem media hid FDR’s disability, too. Media scumbaggery goes back a long way.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 04:26 PM (v6JzV)

82 We would not be having these discusions if Obama had simply left Biden up on that stage, got into his limo, and left.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2024 04:26 PM (cOq4q)

83 So, why doesn't the White House just start to distribute the video and photographs they want the media to use? Why have 58 different outlets, all with cameras and microphones at the ready at any official event?

I mean, come on... it's not like this isn't pure Soviet as it is... so go all in. Dissolve the media and distribute exactly what you want the public to see.

It's already 90% Pravda now... what's to lose?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 19, 2024 04:26 PM (Q4IgG)

84 AND DON'T WATCH TODAY'S DEEPFAKE VIDEO OF JOE HAVING CONSIDERABLE PROBLEMS GETTING INTO A LIMOUSINE!

LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at June 19, 2024 04:26 PM (uxCna)

85 I saw a ballet by Lolof. Only because the ticket was free.

Posted by: gp In A Vat at June 19, 2024 04:26 PM (MvF+J)

86 Let's just say for argument's sake that Joe is perfectly fine. Fit and hardy.... We are still witnessing a destroyed economy, border,standing in the World and a weakened Military...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2024 04:26 PM (Akjoo)

87 A task force?

Will there be a czar?

Too Russian. Maybe we need a good ol' American blue-ribbon panel.

Posted by: Tsar of Tsars at June 19, 2024 04:26 PM (JqIGQ)

88 Brian Stelter is a Sex Machine.

https://youtu.be/4Qqendp1kLE?si=sFh3AVSaQF9FtI2m

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 19, 2024 04:26 PM (sAmhv)

89
Isn't Tater one of the Muppets?

Y'know, the roly-poly and mentally challenged one?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2024 04:27 PM (fsWFo)

90 When do we get to see the real deal, then? The Joe Biden who is sharp and articulate and walking with a sure-fire gait. Why must they hide that one? It would seem that it would be in everyone's best interest.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 19, 2024 04:27 PM (4SnFm)

91 Strong arming. How long before such videos are censored out of existence on YT and Facebook?

Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2024 04:27 PM (FQmDC)

92 Good to see Tater being chatted up by The Horde. He doesn't get mentioned much these days around here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2024 04:27 PM (rc+e1)

93 Does "Sharp as a Marble" still exist? Seems to me Joe "Glitch" Biden would be right in their wheelhouse.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2024 04:27 PM (tT6L1)

94 You know, when Biden gets crushed, they will have to tackle Dr. Jill, cocoon her in duct tape, and haul her wrinkled and screaming old ass outta the white house on a hand truck.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2024 04:27 PM (pohLc)

95 There comes a point when you stop lying because you utterly discredit yourself, causing more damage than if you just stopped lying. Dems aren't smart enough to understand that.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 04:28 PM (xCA6C)

96 Anyways, I feel this is all kabuki theater. Biden is a no-go, and the DNC knows it. They are planning to let him go, but first there has to be a controversy first, so the DNC can act without losing voters outside of their base. They are in the cleft stick of their own making, since the Democrat candidate has been selected, not elected, since 2000. Hillary's physical shortcomings got glossed over in 2016, but 2024 is different. A new candidate has to be crowned, once that is finalized it'll get done.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 19, 2024 04:28 PM (W+kMI)

97 I think the dems are going to have to adopt the German model and outlaw republicans.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 19, 2024 04:28 PM (lTGtQ)

98 "Some of us are watching long, complete speeches by the president."

============

Where?
When?

This isn't happening at all.

Posted by: Jay in PA at June 19, 2024 04:28 PM (i7Q7S)

99 Lolof - Olaf's funnier brother.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 19, 2024 04:28 PM (wra9p)

100 "Some of us are watching long, complete speeches by the president."
--'
Yes, I agree.

When I watch a Trump rally.

Show me a single live clip of Biden from the last year of Biden riffing like Trump does at every rally.
One live, in public, full sentence, no script, no teleprompter.
One.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2024 04:28 PM (JgPhD)

101 I missed the earlier thread about Iowa. I some considerable experience with Iowans (I married one). Many "in laws" there. The political break occurs between the over 50s and the under 50s and especially with the younger voters. The younger voters are reasonable, and vote conservatively. The oldsters go for Democrats and hate hate hate DJT.
That is my personal experience.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 19, 2024 04:28 PM (MeG8a)

102
Tater looks like Al Capone with a worse haircut.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2024 04:29 PM (MoZTd)

103 97 I think the dems are going to have to adopt the German model and outlaw republicans.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 19, 2024 04:28 PM (lTGtQ)

Gonna have to outlaw Independents too

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2024 04:29 PM (Akjoo)

104 Dramatic video tonight during the President Debate, Joe Biden appeared to stumble and fall, striking his head on the lectern. His condition is said to be stable but we are monitoring the situation carefully and will update you as soon as we are able.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2024 04:29 PM (RXYwk)

105
Are they signing on Hillary so she can share with the Biden campaign the many advantages offered by strategically placed bollards around the sites of his appearances?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2024 04:29 PM (fsWFo)

106 So, why doesn't the White House just start to distribute the video and photographs they want the media to use? Why have 58 different outlets, all with cameras and microphones at the ready at any official event?

I mean, come on... it's not like this isn't pure Soviet as it is... so go all in. Dissolve the media and distribute exactly what you want the public to see.

It's already 90% Pravda now... what's to lose?

They would if they could, but in the age of ubiquitous cell phones, it's just not possible.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 04:29 PM (xCA6C)

107 "Where have you gone Nina Jankowicz?"

Remember, if it weren't for one man - Elon Musk - all these videos would be banned from social media, and anyone trying to post the videos would have their accounts banned.

That's what they would have done in 2020.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2024 04:29 PM (uxCna)

108 "Some of us are watching long, complete speeches by the president."

--

From 1988...

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 19, 2024 04:29 PM (mupln)

109 Isn't Tater one of the Muppets?

Y'know, the roly-poly and mentally challenged one?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2024 04:27 PM (fsWFo)
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What? Like Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker rolled into one?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2024 04:29 PM (BpYfr)

110 What the hell was the name of that damn program under Obama?

The real dramatic voiceover with the name of the program being announced.

We all laughed back then.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2024 04:29 PM (a1415)

111 > I think the dems are going to have to adopt the German model and outlaw republicans.
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They're pretty much there now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 19, 2024 04:29 PM (Q4IgG)

112 "BREAKING: The Economist 2024 Presidential Forecast now gives Trump a 72% chance of winning the presidency, a new high."

================

The Biden dead enders really believe CONVICTED FELON!!! is a conversation stopper.

Sad.

Posted by: Jay in PA at June 19, 2024 04:29 PM (i7Q7S)

113 Was thinking today that keep wishing he would stroke out, but thinking sometime in October would be the best time
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2024 04:17 PM (fwDg9)

there have been some fairly high end studies showing the effectiveness of transfusing "youthful" blood from young mice to older mice suffering from degenerating effects of aging, and the older mice recuperating in memory, strength and condition of their pelt.
I suspect the chances that Joe is getting baby blood is non-zero.

vampire.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2024 04:29 PM (D7oie)

114 40 min speech?

AYFKM ?

He's jacked up in one SOTU and that's it.

JFC. He can't even get thru a 4 min speech. How many cuts did his 13 second debate challenge have?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 19, 2024 04:29 PM (JkCto)

115 82 We would not be having these discusions if Obama had simply left Biden up on that stage, got into his limo, and left.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


If he had done that, Biden would still be standing there, glitching, staring out into the void.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 19, 2024 04:29 PM (sAmhv)

116 RFK Jr is splitting the D vote. The people who cannot vote for PDT and recognize what a disaster Joe is will vote RFK.

They're trying to keep their own people in the fold.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2024 04:30 PM (tT6L1)

117 What the hell was the name of that damn program under Obama?

--

Was it Attackkkkk Waaaaatch?

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 19, 2024 04:30 PM (mupln)

118 Only FDR was in a less media oriented time, not as many news outlets,

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2024 04:30 PM (fwDg9)

119 "our campaign will be vigilant in calling out these lies when we see them"

=============

Beau Biden didn't die in Iraq.

Call out that lie, you communist hag.

Posted by: Jay in PA at June 19, 2024 04:30 PM (i7Q7S)

120 2 SPONGEWORTHY!
Posted by: Elaine at June 19, 2024 04:11 PM

4 Damn...
Posted by: Elaine at June 19, 2024 04:11 PM
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Or were you faking?

Posted by: jerry seinfeld at June 19, 2024 04:31 PM (ZdexC)

121 52
Riiiiiiiiight, as Noah would say.
How long can you tread water?
Posted by: The Big Guy at June 19, 2024 04:21 PM (63Dwl)


Riiiiiiiiight, as Noah would say.
----
phoooba, phooooba, phooba, Ding!
Some of us caught the reference.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 19, 2024 04:24 PM (FCbAQ)

Guess I wasn't the only one. I should know better in a crowd of 29 year olds

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 19, 2024 04:31 PM (FCbAQ)

122 Willowed from the Arec Bardwin thread:

The last scene of 1903’s The Great Train Robbery was one of the desperados firing his gun straight into the camera. Supposedly many audience members, who were not used to film, ducked or fainted, believing that the bullet was coming through the screen at them.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 04:31 PM (v6JzV)

123 82 We would not be having these discusions if Obama had simply left Biden up on that stage, got into his limo, and left.
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Obummer isn't up to being that cold-blooded in public. Mikey, maybe, but not him.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 19, 2024 04:31 PM (W+kMI)

124 It's going to escalate. The more pressure Joe feels, the faster the decline. I'm going to suggest that we're going to see a Diane Feinstein type scenario before the election...you know....camped out in a wheel chair, draped blanket over the lap, drooling nonsymmetrical expression with vacant eyes....and tons of drool.

Posted by: Orson at June 19, 2024 04:31 PM (dIske)

125 The Love Spud?

Omg. ROFL

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2024 04:32 PM (yjSRW)

126 What the hell was the name of that damn program under Obama?

The real dramatic voiceover with the name of the program being announced.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2024 04:29 PM

That little voice was me.

Posted by: Pajama Boy at June 19, 2024 04:32 PM (rc+e1)

127 "Was it Attackkkkk Waaaaatch?"

I do believe it was.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2024 04:32 PM (a1415)

128 Stop saying cheap fakes. Stop letting them define the language. It is a thing which needs to be mocked.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2024 04:32 PM (rsqyi)

129
Anyways, I feel this is all kabuki theater. Biden is a no-go, and the DNC knows it.

They will not do what the Republicans would do. The Democrats never play on defense. They will attack, attack, attack. If you in any way suggest that Joe isn't in tip-top mental shape then you Hate Democracy. They're looking for ways to push Trump out of the race, not Biden.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2024 04:32 PM (MoZTd)

130 I some considerable experience with Iowans (I married one).


Marian the Librarian. Damn, Dude, congrats!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 04:32 PM (v6JzV)

131 We would not be having these discusions if Obama had simply left Biden up on that stage, got into his limo, and left.
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Obummer isn't up to being that cold-blooded in public. Mikey, maybe, but not him.

Oh, he certainly is. He's trying to protect his puppet and keep from being indicted in the next 4 years.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 04:32 PM (xCA6C)

132 As others have pointed out, "OK, where are the clips and videos of Biden that show him alert, attentive, engaged and active?"

If all these clips showing him as feeble, slow, aged, etc., are false, where are the real ones?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2024 04:32 PM (JgPhD)

133 That earlier outlier poll where Trump Opens Up an Eighteen Point Lead in Iowa -

A little back of the envelope math would show that the maximum points Biden could have is 41. That +18 => 59 for Trump (adds up to 100 so math checks).

Trump actually has 50% more votes in that poll than Biden, perhaps more if a third party was on the poll.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2024 04:33 PM (cOq4q)

134 ""Where have you gone Nina Jankowicz?
A nation turns its Progda whores to you ... woo hoo hoo."

What's that you say, Main Stream Media?
Joltin Joe is here but gone away, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at June 19, 2024 04:33 PM (zSyrn)

135 Uh, those poll numbers add up to about 80% for both candidates... find it hard to believe that 20% of people, when given a choice between two candidates, chose neither...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2024 04:33 PM (xaFKb)

136 The campaign "established a taskforce to mitigate the risks" posed by cheap fakes, a Biden official told Politico's West Wing Playbook Tuesday evening.

It's telling that since they can't discredit the clips with reference to any genuine form of deception, they have to create a phony but sinister-sounding criticism of them. "Cheap fakes."

That's a bold plan there, Cotton.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 04:33 PM (nOjd9)

137 Stop saying cheap fakes. Stop letting them define the language. It is a thing which needs to be mocked.

Disagree. It's such a stupid, childish taunt that it makes them look absurd. We should say it as often as possible.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 04:34 PM (xCA6C)

138 The margins of cheat have been blown.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2024 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

139 I like when Chris Plante goes off on Joe and how "Joe's Brain a broken"...

Hilarious!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 19, 2024 04:34 PM (R/m4+)

140 Joe is just as vibrant and alert as when we used to snort rails in the 70s.

Posted by: Jill at June 19, 2024 04:34 PM (+K1xO)

141 What the hell was the name of that damn program under Obama?

The real dramatic voiceover with the name of the program being announced.

We all laughed back then.
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Attack Watch!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2024 04:34 PM (JgPhD)

142 The name Joe needs to be turned into a verb. To Joe =to freeze in place +++
Posted by: Northernlurker

We need a new word for when you have an hilarious joke so you copy someone's comment as the straight line, copy it to your post, then type your hilarious joke and post it without realizing that your copy didn't take and you pasted a prior copy that has nothing to do with your joke so it's a complete non sequitor and you wind up looking like a Biden.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 04:34 PM (L/fGl)

143 "Joe Biden appeared to stumble and fall, striking his head on the lectern"

OMG! Is the lectern OK??

Posted by: gp In A Vat at June 19, 2024 04:34 PM (MvF+J)

144 Democrats knew that they only had a few years, not even the full first term, before Biden would have to be swapped out and they did nothing, had no plans in place. Such smart people. But then again they really miscalculated with Kamala. She is the real failure point in all their plans, she is a complete dud. Serves them right, they are now stuck and God help all of us they remain stuck.

Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2024 04:34 PM (unUNN)

145 God-cursed chimptato hybrid.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 19, 2024 04:34 PM (3Fz6p)

146 He doesn't get mentioned much these days around here.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2024 04:27 PM (rc+e1)

Should he?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 04:34 PM (rEPmj)

147 Attack Watch was lampooned out of existence before it really got started. I think the final nail in the Attack Watch coffin were people hitting the site and bombarding it with nonsense.

..not that I ever did anything like that.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2024 04:34 PM (tT6L1)

148 Aye, would ye check the expiry date on this milk me matey?

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2024 04:35 PM (fV+MH)

149 I went to u-toob and searched 'biden confused' and saw the videos everyone's been talking about

u-toob hasn't taken them down yet

Posted by: Don Black- it's hip to be square at June 19, 2024 04:35 PM (/7KEl)

150 Would the intern who pitched the term "cheap fakes" please stand up?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 19, 2024 04:35 PM (KbCG3)

151 119
Beau Biden didn't die in Iraq.

Call out that lie, you communist hag.
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 19

His uncle wasn’t eaten by cannibals, he was never offered a spot at the Nav Acad, and Staubach wouldn’t have been there if he had, wrong year. Joe was not on the side of right in the Civil Rights movement, he never marched on Selma. And these are lies uttered in just the last 4 months!

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2024 04:35 PM (BgmlQ)

152
So, when is the Hur interview going to be released?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2024 04:35 PM (MoZTd)

153 Nina Jankowicz has a number of posts on X extolling everyone who'll listen that the various videos of *biden wigging out are "fakes." And selling her "Sunlight Project" bullshit.

The left never gives up or goes away.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 19, 2024 04:36 PM (Q4IgG)

154 Hobbs isn't smart enough to bring AZ home for the dems. In fact, she may decide she prefers being Gov over the ire of Arizonans. It's also possible the crappy economy will be enough to blunt the impact of the McCain machine work against PDT.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2024 04:13 PM (tT6L1)

Please, please, please be right. I think it will be the first time in my life that my state went for the candidate I voted for.

Posted by: InZona at June 19, 2024 04:36 PM (qz1Fg)

155 I went to u-toob and searched 'biden confused' and saw the videos everyone's been talking about

u-toob hasn't taken them down yet

They're reading the tea leaves, and have decided Biden is toast, and they don't want to be investigated and sanctioned.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 04:36 PM (xCA6C)

156 So, when is the Hur interview going to be released?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Messala will never allow it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 04:36 PM (v6JzV)

157 Let's just say for argument's sake that Joe is perfectly fine. Fit and hardy.... We are still witnessing a destroyed economy, border,standing in the World and a weakened Military...
Posted by: It's me donna

100%

That's what Rs need to be hammering home. It's not the. It's the policies.

Because the demand wi say: see. We switched him out. Vote for us.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 19, 2024 04:36 PM (JkCto)

158 All the videos are from Leftists, when do they let a non friendly news videos the Sundowner events?

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2024 04:36 PM (fwDg9)

159 "So, when is the Hur interview going to be released? "

Ben Hur?

That was a great movie.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2024 04:36 PM (a1415)

160 It's telling that since they can't discredit the clips with reference to any genuine form of deception, they have to create a phony but sinister-sounding criticism of them. "Cheap fakes."


cheap fakes were a thing tho before Karine said it (incorrectly using it as well)

it means really cheesily-done photo or image manipulation - like a joke, right? like you're on-purpose not trying, like sticking a badly copy-pasted image of Grimace over Hillary's face in that mumu

like if you did your "deep fake" using canvas or PPT or something

it was actually a real term before this. they grabbed onto it and I have no idea why

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 19, 2024 04:37 PM (s3qiR)

161 Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2024 04:35 PM (BgmlQ)


How's the air-conditioning situation?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 04:37 PM (v6JzV)

162 Bulgaroctonus, you have no idea how accurate you are in assessing the missus. LOL!
Smart, blond, wears glasses and loves books.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 19, 2024 04:37 PM (MeG8a)

163 canvas = CANVA

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 19, 2024 04:37 PM (s3qiR)

164 So, when is the Hur interview going to be released?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2024 04:35 PM (MoZTd)
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After the chariot races?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 19, 2024 04:37 PM (3Fz6p)

165 Tracked NOAA 15 again this morning. It sounds like an old-fashioned FAX machine. So I decoded the image. Hmmm. Plans for building an interocitor.

Posted by: gp In A Vat at June 19, 2024 04:37 PM (MvF+J)

166 112 "BREAKING: The Economist 2024 Presidential Forecast now gives Trump a 72% chance of winning the presidency, a new high."

================

The Biden dead enders really believe CONVICTED FELON!!! is a conversation stopper.

Sad.
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 19, 2024 04:29 PM (i7Q7S)

The Economist? You know they are PISSED. They’d much rather see this country become a one-party dictatorship ruled exclusively by the Dems than anything else.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2024 04:37 PM (8sMut)

167 Only FDR was in a less media oriented time, not as many news outlets,
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2024 04:30 PM (fwDg9)

One of those things they're all proud of, is how the media all knew FDR was a cripple, and they kept it from the American people.

Same thing with JFK's numerous f**k dolls. They knew about it, and kept their mouths shut.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 04:38 PM (rEPmj)

168 I'm so ronery Arec Barwin.


Sorry, I missed the thread. Had to get that in.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2024 04:38 PM (fV+MH)

169 Please, please, please be right. I think it will be the first time in my life that my state went for the candidate I voted for.
Posted by: InZona at June 19, 2024 04:36 PM (qz1Fg)
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You've no idea how mortified I was when I realized the McCain machine was most likely actively working against staunch conservatives and PDT.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2024 04:38 PM (tT6L1)

170 >"So, when is the Hur interview going to be released? "

1959

Posted by: Don Black- it's hip to be square at June 19, 2024 04:38 PM (/7KEl)

171 So, when is the Hur interview going to be released?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
.....

As soon as the Cheap Fake Dept. gets done with it.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2024 04:38 PM (v0R5T)

172 86 Let's just say for argument's sake that Joe is perfectly fine. Fit and hardy.... We are still witnessing a destroyed economy, border,standing in the World and a weakened Military...
==========
That's why the Donks are after the videos, donna. The normies and LLLLLIVs are seeing what we've been seeing since 2020. If Biden is publicly acknowledged as being past it, then he's not running the country and is there for appearances only. And if he's not running the country, then someone else is doing so. Then people rightfully then begin wondering who is truly responsible for their present misery. And Trump looks and sounds pretty good as a choice. Or maybe RFK Jr too, worm-eaten brain and all.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 19, 2024 04:38 PM (W+kMI)

173 The Hur interview is digitally altered. It is a clean fake.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2024 04:39 PM (rsqyi)

174 Two Bidens: Some of us are watching long, complete [sentences] by the president. Others just watching short, [unintelligible] clips on social media

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2024 04:39 PM (/Rqse)

175 Dr. Jill has been referred to as Mrs. Wilson more than once.

Las Vegas Journal, Nov. 15, 2020, Opinion, LETTER: Joe and Jill Biden as Woodrow and Edith Wilson

See: (WHYY) PBS News, When a secret president ran the country
Health, Oct 2, 2015 1:42 PM EDT
It begins, "Woodrow Wilson may have been one of our hardest-working chief executives and by the fall of 1919, he looked it.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 19, 2024 04:39 PM (NFX2v)

176 Typing 'Attack Watch' into the google search box returns.........


Nothing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2024 04:39 PM (a1415)

177 161
How's the air-conditioning situation?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19,

Holding out so far, knock on something. 5-7 days left waiting for the fan motor to be delivered by carrier turtle.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2024 04:39 PM (BgmlQ)

178 In the event of war with Hezbollah, Israel is planning on having cargo intended for Israel shipped to Cyprus by international carriers, and then letting Israeli ships transship the cargo from Cyprus to Israel.

So, of course, Nasrallah is now threatening to attack Cyprus.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2024 04:40 PM (uxCna)

179 116 RFK Jr is splitting the D vote. The people who cannot vote for PDT and recognize what a disaster Joe is will vote RFK.

They're trying to keep their own people in the fold.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2024 04:30 PM (tT6L1

No, RFKJr harms Trump.

Posted by: Clay Travis and Buck Sexton at June 19, 2024 04:40 PM (8sMut)

180 Bulgaroctonus, you have no idea how accurate you are in assessing the missus. LOL!
Smart, blond, wears glasses and loves books.
Posted by: gourmand du jour


Same here, only mine's a ginger.

So I guess you got Shirley Jones, and I got Barbara Cook.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 04:40 PM (v6JzV)

181 KJP: Can't comment on the Biden action to fund get out the vote across all Fed agencies to avoid Hatch Act violation.

Also KJP: (parroting Biden Campaign) CHEAP FAKES!

Posted by: scruboak at June 19, 2024 04:40 PM (lO+98)

182 Isn't this similar to how they handled election deniers? They must think they were cleverI just finished a book about a person who got caught up in the election mess. It cost him his business. Patrick Bryne, the book was called Danger Close

Posted by: Chillin the most at June 19, 2024 04:40 PM (0uQp2)

183 Pick it up by the clean end.

Posted by: Just the punchline at June 19, 2024 04:40 PM (Oe90T)

184 I'm just waiting for Anthony Weiner to start babbling about how he was the victim of cheap fakes.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 04:40 PM (xCA6C)

185 I'm glad James Rosen is still working in the media. He was another effective journalist that Fox got rid off to please who and for what.

Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2024 04:41 PM (unUNN)

186 ****LATRINE: -- the President has done more in his three years -- three and a half years as president than most modern-day president in what he's been able to deliver.
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Yes. It is a matter of grave concern to this nation.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2024 04:41 PM (/Rqse)

187 @LeadingReport
BREAKING: The Economist 2024 Presidential Forecast now gives Trump a 72% chance of winning the presidency, a new high.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2024 04:20 PM


IIRC the economist had hillary favored at 80% in November 2016.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 19, 2024 04:41 PM (QNSds)

188 Democrats knew that they only had a few years, not even the full first term, before Biden would have to be swapped out and they did nothing, had no plans in place. Such smart people. But then again they really miscalculated with Kamala. She is the real failure point in all their plans, she is a complete dud. Serves them right, they are now stuck and God help all of us they remain stuck.
Posted by: Decaf


Ruth Bader Ginsberg redux.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 04:41 PM (OuWLw)

189 The more lies she tells the more her hair grows. Soon you won't be able to see her face.

Posted by: Tuna at June 19, 2024 04:42 PM (oaGWv)

190 Mr. Hur, why did you drop that shingle on the Romans?



Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2024 04:42 PM (fV+MH)

191 find it hard to believe that 20% of people, when given a choice between two candidates, chose neither...

I think some irreducible number of people just reflexively answer "undecided" when asked because they think it makes them look open minded. Anyone truly undecided at this point is oblivious and/or an idiot. Wait, now that I say that, yeah I can totally believe that 20% of people are oblivious and/or idiots. They prove it on the highway every day.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 19, 2024 04:42 PM (/y8xj)

192 Do you mind if I go to the bathroom?


Thank you.

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at June 19, 2024 04:42 PM (OiAR7)

193 184 I'm just waiting for Anthony Weiner to start babbling about how he was the victim of cheap fakes.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 04:40 PM (xCA6C)

I saw those pictures when they came out... I'd claim fakes to If I were him

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2024 04:42 PM (Akjoo)

194 "Some of us are watching long, complete speeches by the president."
--'
Yes, I agree.

When I watch a Trump rally.

Show me a single live clip of Biden from the last year of Biden riffing like Trump does at every rally.
One live, in public, full sentence, no script, no teleprompter.
One.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2024 04:28 PM (JgPhD)

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"Those TOO are all #DeepFake videos! Trump has been in an induced coma after having murdered Melania & Barron in 2019, and all three now have body doubles supplied by Putin! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 19, 2024 04:42 PM (NGa9E)

195 His uncle wasn’t eaten by cannibals, he was never offered a spot at the Nav Acad, and Staubach wouldn’t have been there if he had, wrong year. Joe was not on the side of right in the Civil Rights movement, he never marched on Selma. And these are lies uttered in just the last 4 months!
Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2024 04:35 PM (BgmlQ)

His average golf score is 18,

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2024 04:42 PM (8sMut)

196 The Biden dead enders really believe CONVICTED FELON!!! is a conversation stopper.

How about IMPRISONED CONVICTED FELON?

Coming July 11th!

Posted by: "Judge" Merchan, Loathsome Traitor! at June 19, 2024 04:42 PM (uxCna)

197 IIRC the economist had hillary favored at 80% in November 2016.

TBF, a lot of us did.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 04:43 PM (xCA6C)

198 Holding out so far, knock on something. 5-7 days left waiting for the fan motor to be delivered by carrier turtle.
Posted by: Piper


Can you even run your studio without AC?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 04:43 PM (v6JzV)

199 The Biden dead enders really believe CONVICTED FELON!!! is a conversation stopper.

How about IMPRISONED CONVICTED FELON?

Coming July 11th!

5 words:
Nelson Mandela
Martin Luther King

Go ahead, do it.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 04:44 PM (xCA6C)

200 is uncle wasn’t eaten by cannibals, he was never offered a spot at the Nav Acad, and Staubach wouldn’t have been there if he had, wrong year. Joe was not on the side of right in the Civil Rights movement, he never marched on Selma. And these are lies uttered in just the last 4 months!

Did you know I taught Constitutional Law at the University of Pennsylvania Law School for several years?

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at June 19, 2024 04:44 PM (uxCna)

201 Do you mind if I go to the bathroom?


Thank you.
Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at June 19, 2024 04:42 PM (OiAR7)

You're obviously not the real Presdent of the Untied States.

The Presdent doesn't GO to the bathroom, the bathroom comes to the Presdent.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 04:44 PM (rEPmj)

202 Oh, I am sure there are a few die-hard never trump who will vote for rfk.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2024 04:44 PM (rsqyi)

203 The white house should release the video of him running a half marathon and then giving a 90 minute speech without notes. That would quell the misinformation.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 19, 2024 04:44 PM (lTGtQ)

204
IIRC the economist had hillary favored at 80% in November 2016.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 19, 2024 04:41 PM (QNSds)

I let my subscription to The Economist lapse after reading their utterly bewildering endorsement of HRC in Nov 2016. Seriously, if you can find it, read that endorsement. It is so full of doublethink and bullshit it will boggle the mind that presumably intelligent people wrote it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2024 04:44 PM (8sMut)

205 I saw those pictures when they came out... I'd claim fakes to If I were him

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2024 04:42 PM (Akjoo)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 19, 2024 04:45 PM (NGa9E)

206 Stop saying cheap fakes. Stop letting them define the language. It is a thing which needs to be mocked.

Disagree. It's such a stupid, childish taunt that it makes them look absurd. We should say it as often as possible.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 04:34 PM (xCA6C)

And like the previous term they invented "Fake News" it is easily turned right back on them. We can just label anything the MSM puts out as cheap fakes.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2024 04:45 PM (eoQWY)

207 It's also possible the crappy economy will be enough to blunt the impact of the McCain machine work against PDT.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2024 04:13 PM (tT6L1)

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That's one malignancy that didn't die with McCain. I thought he was a piece of work but his widow is worse. Arizona is a one party state as long as Cindy has any say in Republican politics.

Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2024 04:45 PM (unUNN)

208 I picked a bad week to start reading The Journal of David Q Little.

Posted by: InZona at June 19, 2024 04:45 PM (qz1Fg)

209 They are gonna throw bannon in gen pop at the Colorado supermax.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2024 04:45 PM (rsqyi)

210 Now, I don't think at this late stage that doing the switch will do anything real for the Donks. Their message and their leadership is tainted, and been publicly seen as such. trump isn't just running against the Potato, he's running against the entire rotten system. Trump can stay on message and it wouldn't change a thing.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 19, 2024 04:45 PM (W+kMI)

211 IIRC the economist had hillary favored at 80% in November 2016.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 19, 2024 04:41 PM (QNSds)

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Nate Silver's model still has Hillary with a 93% chance of winning in 2016!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 19, 2024 04:46 PM (NGa9E)

212 174 Two Bidens: Some of us are watching long, complete [sentences] by the president. Others just watching short, [unintelligible] clips on social media
Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2024 04:39 PM (/Rqse

Jeebus....people without dementia don't have any brain farts, but Biden has them daily.


THATS THE POINT. MSNBC AND CNN ARE CHEAP FAKES.

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at June 19, 2024 04:46 PM (OiAR7)

213 196 The Biden dead enders really believe CONVICTED FELON!!! is a conversation stopper.

How about IMPRISONED CONVICTED FELON?

Coming July 11th!

Posted by: "Judge" Merchan, Loathsome Traitor! at June 19, 2024 04:42 PM (uxCna)

That won't sell either. Nothing will, which is why I assume they'll kill him. Everyone talks about Biden being replaced. Wrong party. That'll be a GOP problem.

Posted by: DOOM! at June 19, 2024 04:46 PM (JqIGQ)

214 The Presdent doesn't GO to the bathroom, the bathroom comes to the Presdent.
Posted by: BurtTC

The president wears the bathroom.

Posted by: Tuna at June 19, 2024 04:46 PM (oaGWv)

215 When you shit your pants, that technically is the bathroom coming to you.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2024 04:46 PM (fV+MH)

216 “Some of us are watching long, complete speeches by the president.”

Wtf is this goofy fatboy jizzmouth talking about?? What “long” speeches??

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 19, 2024 04:46 PM (opUAf)

217 203 The white house should release the video of him running a half marathon and then giving a 90 minute speech without notes. That would quell the misinformation.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 19, 2024 04:44 PM (lTGtQ)

He ran a full marathon in 90 minutes just the other day and then gave a six hour speech which dazzled all who heard it. He’s fine, and you need to quit lying about him. People like you need to be arrested for lying, misinforming, spreading propaganda, spreading hate and supporting illegal political organizations.

Posted by: U.S. Media at June 19, 2024 04:47 PM (8sMut)

218 "Nate Silver's model still has Hillary with a 93% chance of winning in 2016!"

So you're saying......there's a chance?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2024 04:47 PM (a1415)

219 Soupy weather, wants to rain but just can't squeeze it out.

Posted by: gp In A Vat at June 19, 2024 04:47 PM (MvF+J)

220 He has lied forever, as did his father before him.

Biden has at least twice publicly stated or suggested that the driver of the truck that struck his wife's vehicle, killing her and the couple's daughter, had been drinking, even though the driver was not charged with drunken driving (or any other infraction suggesting fault on his part). Snopes

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 19, 2024 04:47 PM (NFX2v)

221 Stop saying cheap fakes. Stop letting them define the language. It is a thing which needs to be mocked.

Disagree. It's such a stupid, childish taunt that it makes them look absurd. We should say it as often as possible.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 04:34 PM (xCA6C)

And like the previous term they invented "Fake News" it is easily turned right back on them. We can just label anything the MSM puts out as cheap fakes.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2024 04:45 PM (eoQWY)

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* "Deplorables" has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 19, 2024 04:47 PM (NGa9E)

222 Vice President Kamala Harris
@VP
The cast of @QueerEye joined me at the White House to discuss the hard-fought progress the LGBTQI+ community has made in the past 20 years.
Thank you for a meaningful conversation, for giving my office your stamp of approval, and for being fabulous.

-
LGBTQI+?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 04:47 PM (L/fGl)

223 So, White House aides are working for the Biden campaign? Isn't that illegal?

Posted by: GWB at June 19, 2024 04:48 PM (G3CiP)

224 Soupy weather, wants to rain but just can't squeeze it out.
Posted by: gp


Pee soup?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 04:48 PM (v6JzV)

225 Wtf is this goofy fatboy jizzmouth talking about?? What “long” speeches??
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 19, 2024 04:46 PM (opUAf)

Fidel Castro-esque.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2024 04:48 PM (8sMut)

226 198
Can you even run your studio without AC?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 04

No, not in the Summer in AL. It would be brutal. I could maybe eke out a 6am and try to do a late night class with box fans everywhere, but 2 classes will not pay to keep me going, nor will my clients be happy. It’s kind of stressful, I tense up every time I hear it cycle off in case it doesn’t come back on. It’s turned down really low to minimize that, so the irony is it’s freezing in there right now.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2024 04:48 PM (BgmlQ)

227 Wondering how many people are going to vote for Trump and just won't say it.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 19, 2024 04:48 PM (WF/xn)

228 How about IMPRISONED CONVICTED FELON?

Coming July 11th!

BTW, the story about one of the Trump jurors telling a friend the night before the verdict that Trump was going to be convicted sure disappeared quickly, didn't it?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2024 04:48 PM (uxCna)

229 They are gonna throw bannon in gen pop at the Colorado supermax.

Maybe there are some guys in there who might want to have a known associate of the next president owe them one, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 19, 2024 04:48 PM (/y8xj)

230 leftover:

Made a lot of news in 1993. Guess he was too busy filming The Shadow.

Subtle cruelty is best cruelty.

Posted by: DaveA at June 19, 2024 04:48 PM (FhXTo)

231 So, White House aides are working for the Biden campaign? Isn't that illegal?

Heh. How quaint.

Posted by: The DNC at June 19, 2024 04:48 PM (xCA6C)

232 Joe has not been able to give a long complete speech for at least 30 years. The man has always had a serious mouth filter problem coupled with being gaffetastic.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2024 04:49 PM (tT6L1)

233 221 "Fake News" was golden. They handed that over to us on a golden platter.

Posted by: gp In A Vat at June 19, 2024 04:49 PM (MvF+J)

234 The Presdent doesn't GO to the bathroom, the bathroom comes to the Presdent.
Posted by: BurtTC

The president wears the bathroom.
Posted by: Tuna at June 19, 2024 04:46 PM (oaGWv)

Ultimately though, I don't know what any of this has to do with Justin Timberlake's DUI.

Priorities, people.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 04:49 PM (rEPmj)

235 222 Vice President Kamala Harris
@VP
The cast of @QueerEye joined me at the White House to discuss the hard-fought progress the LGBTQI+ community has made in the past 20 years.
Thank you for a meaningful conversation, for giving my office your stamp of approval, and for being fabulous.

Fabulous ? Now there's a stereotype Kamala... Someone write that for you ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2024 04:49 PM (Akjoo)

236 He has lied forever, as did his father before him.

Biden has at least twice publicly stated or suggested that the driver of the truck that struck his wife's vehicle, killing her and the couple's daughter, had been drinking, even though the driver was not charged with drunken driving (or any other infraction suggesting fault on his part). Snopes

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 19, 2024 04:47 PM


If I am not grievously misremembering the truck driver finally killed himself over the attacks by biden and the media after that accident.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 19, 2024 04:49 PM (QNSds)

237 The Biden campaign reportedly created a special task force to reduce the impact of videos that show the president malfunctioning in public.
++++
The worst thing in the world is for people to notice and comment on the obvious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2024 04:49 PM (d04cU)

238 So you're saying......there's a chance?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2024 04:47 PM (a1415)

---------------

There'd be nothing sweeter than Trump crushing that disgusting psychopath in a Mao-Mao Muu-Muu TWICE and in spite of the Chasm of Fraud ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 19, 2024 04:49 PM (NGa9E)

239 Plans for building an interocitor.
Posted by: gp In A Vat at June 19, 2024 04:37 PM (MvF+J)

Just so you're not cooking up there.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at June 19, 2024 04:49 PM (y7DxH)

240 No, not in the Summer in AL. It would be brutal. I could maybe eke out a 6am and try to do a late night class with box fans everywhere, but 2 classes will not pay to keep me going, nor will my clients be happy. It’s kind of stressful, I tense up every time I hear it cycle off in case it doesn’t come back on. It’s turned down really low to minimize that, so the irony is it’s freezing in there right now.
Posted by: Piper

Prayer up for you and your business, Dear Lady.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 04:50 PM (v6JzV)

241 "Some of us are watching long, complete speeches by the president."
-Tater

After careful editing in our video production truck.
-CBS

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 19, 2024 04:50 PM (DsA2n)

242 223 So, White House aides are working for the Biden campaign? Isn't that illegal?
--------------------------------------

I define what is illegal!

Posted by: Merrick Garland at June 19, 2024 04:50 PM (lO+98)

243 227 Wondering how many people are going to vote for Trump and just won't say it.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

More than you think.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 19, 2024 04:50 PM (qZEuM)

244
It's interesting watching the mfm gaslight themselves.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at June 19, 2024 04:50 PM (OgWfa)

245 If I am not grievously misremembering the truck driver finally killed himself over the attacks by biden and the media after that accident.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 19, 2024 04:49 PM (QNSds)
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No, I believe he died of cancer or some such.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 19, 2024 04:50 PM (3Fz6p)

246 Some of us are watching long, complete speeches by the president.
And some of you are on crack. Or maybe acid. I don't know enough about illegal drugs to remember which one takes you on hallucinatory trips. But you're definitely hallucinating.

Posted by: GWB at June 19, 2024 04:51 PM (G3CiP)

247 228 How about IMPRISONED CONVICTED FELON?

Coming July 11th!

BTW, the story about one of the Trump jurors telling a friend the night before the verdict that Trump was going to be convicted sure disappeared quickly, didn't it?
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Yes, the Corporate Media memory holed that one right speedily. Hope someone saved the transcripts.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 19, 2024 04:51 PM (W+kMI)

248 “Some of us are watching long, complete speeches by the president.”

-
You have to take this quote in context. You see, Tater's attention span is only 12 seconds.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 04:51 PM (L/fGl)

249 It’s all Democrat lies… just leave it at that, makes life simpler.

Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2024 04:51 PM (PCK5/)

250 If Biden is fine, why:

The short stairs on AF1?
The special sneakers instead of dress shoes?
The protective gaggle of aides when walking?
The scripted fake press conferences?
The note cards at every public event?
The wife, Easter Bunny, secret service agents, foreign leaders, and now Obama ALL having to guide him?
That even his own hand-picked special prosecutor said he was incompetent to stand trial?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2024 04:51 PM (JgPhD)

251 > Vice President Kamala Harris
@VP
The cast of @QueerEye joined me at the White House....
---------
Her embracing the alphabet people is a winning move for the left. That demographic seems to have an inordinate amount of juice these days.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 19, 2024 04:52 PM (Q4IgG)

252 240.
Prayer up for you and your business, Dear Lady.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June

Thank you

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2024 04:52 PM (BgmlQ)

253 If Biden is fine, why:

The short stairs on AF1?
The special sneakers instead of dress shoes?
The protective gaggle of aides when walking?
The scripted fake press conferences?
The note cards at every public event?
The wife, Easter Bunny, secret service agents, foreign leaders, and now Obama ALL having to guide him?
That even his own hand-picked special prosecutor said he was incompetent to stand trial?

Racist.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 04:52 PM (xCA6C)

254 I define what is illegal!
Posted by: Merrick Garland


Shades of Goering's "I decide who is a Jew!"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 04:52 PM (v6JzV)

255 Look how the Dem media hid FDR’s disability, too. Media scumbaggery goes back a long way.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 04:26 PM (v6JzV)

-------------------#

Even earlier than that was Woodrow Wilson's incapacity. Media have a long tradition of lies for political gain.

Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2024 04:52 PM (unUNN)

256 BTW, the story about one of the Trump jurors telling a friend the night before the verdict that Trump was going to be convicted sure disappeared quickly, didn't it?
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The fact it hasn't been ruled as false tells me it' isn't

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2024 04:52 PM (Akjoo)

257 Another cheap fake - going to the beach house last night, Joe had trouble getting into the Suburban: https://tinyurl.com/5754sccc

Posted by: beckster at June 19, 2024 04:52 PM (GbGY3)

258 Can you even run your studio without AC?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 04:43 PM (v6JzV)

Milwaukee brand rotary hammer chucked onto the impeller shaft, with zipties keeping it stable: unfortunately you will have to turn it on and off by plugging it in and unplugging it when it gets too cold in the studio unless you get a powerstrip.

These are not complicated solutions, they just are not terribly convenient or safe.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2024 04:52 PM (D7oie)

259
So, when is the Hur interview going to be released?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

After the chariot race.

Posted by: Lew Wallace at June 19, 2024 04:53 PM (63Dwl)

260 Dr Jill put up with a lot of shit from Mudpants. Literally. And now she's owed this, peons.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 19, 2024 04:53 PM (qZEuM)

261 Is that first link supposed to be LOLOF or should it be LOLGF?

Posted by: InZona at June 19, 2024 04:53 PM (qz1Fg)

262 257 Jill's wardrobe by Marie Schrader.

Posted by: gp In A Vat at June 19, 2024 04:53 PM (MvF+J)

263 I thought up the 'Two Bidens ' meme all by myself so thats why I get credit for the quote...

-Tater Tot Selter
IU agree there are two Bidens for sure. We are seing the 'good' Biden.

The other Biden showers with his daughter.
Swims all nakey in the presence of female staff
ect ect....

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 19, 2024 04:53 PM (7keno)

264 Biden did give better speaches when he was more coherent -
You got the winding story of Corn Pop, little girls playing with his leg hair, biggest vote fraud organization ever, extorting Ukraine to stop the investigation that would lead to Hunter...

For all I know they keep Biden chained to a radiator in the basement to keep the damage down and give him goofballs when they have to let him out so he just spouts gibberish.

Before the debate they'll him up on some uppers.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2024 04:53 PM (cOq4q)

265 One of those things they're all proud of, is how the media all knew FDR was a cripple, and they kept it from the American people.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 04:38 PM (rEPmj)

This assertion used to make my mom nuts.
'Of course we knew he was a cripple- did they think we were ALL stupid? We all knew people in leg braces from polio.'

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at June 19, 2024 04:54 PM (y7DxH)

266
74 The name Joe needs to be turned into a verb. To Joe =to freeze in place +++

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 04:24 PM (JLq/1)

I just changed the baby and he went and Joe the diaper.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at June 19, 2024 04:54 PM (OgWfa)

267 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 3h
The Dementiacrats are getting funnier.

"We back the braindead guy because our totally legitimate news told us the other guy is Hitler."

Posted by: jerry seinfeld at June 19, 2024 04:54 PM (ZdexC)

268 LGBTQI+?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 04:47 PM (L/fGl)

FFS, what is I?

I probably don't really want to know.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 19, 2024 04:54 PM (OX9vb)

269 Everybody not at the trough is voting for Trump. Many who are at the trough are voting for Trump. Many at the trough are preparing a book deal, a criminal defense or a plea deal AND are voting for Trump. Bob at NSA just has to tweak up the algorithm to try to find out who.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 19, 2024 04:54 PM (QSrLX)

270 Ok, Independence Day is coming up

I can pretty much guess what Trump will do. It will be big, flashy, filled with talent and he'll speak at least an hour.

Joe, are you up to doing a big rally?

Posted by: Prove it at June 19, 2024 04:54 PM (Oe90T)

271 Off, car-aficionado sock.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 04:55 PM (ZdexC)

272 LGBTQI+?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 04:47 PM (L/fGl)

FFS, what is I?

I probably don't really want to know.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 19, 2024 04:54 PM (OX9vb)
---
"Intersex," I think. No, I don't know that means, either.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2024 04:55 PM (BpYfr)

273 You actually sing a song while doing it ?
Have to ask, which song?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 19, 2024 04:56 PM (J8LnB)

274 NSA Bob… the face of the State…

Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2024 04:56 PM (PCK5/)

275 One of those things they're all proud of, is how the media all knew FDR was a cripple, and they kept it from the American people.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 04:38 PM (rEPmj)

This assertion used to make my mom nuts.
'Of course we knew he was a cripple- did they think we were ALL stupid? We all knew people in leg braces from polio.'
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at June 19, 2024 04:54 PM (y7DxH)

Your mom didn't know HOW crippled he was.

Most people still don't.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 04:56 PM (rEPmj)

276 Off, car-aficionado sock.
Posted by: andycanuck


Went to an antique/classsic car show with my son on father's day.

Damn, those old cars were really works of art.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 04:57 PM (v6JzV)

277
“Some of us are watching long, complete speeches by the president.”

They just seem long.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2024 04:57 PM (63Dwl)

278 32 How is trump only
Up by 6 in Florida? That's scary to me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2024 04:18 PM (HIm0D

Don't you remember election night 2016...

-Panhandle Pete

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 19, 2024 04:57 PM (7keno)

279 I envision FJB will debate from an enclosed area where he can sit in a familiar chair and not be too distracted to read simple, prepared responses from proper height hidden screens.

Perhaps Lil Sis will be within his seeing sight, hearing range to keep him in motion.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 19, 2024 04:57 PM (NFX2v)

280 Your mom didn't know HOW crippled he was.

Most people still don't.
Posted by: BurtTC

Yes. My Mom was Greatest Generation and always used to say that they didn't know that he was in a wheelchair most of the time.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 04:58 PM (v6JzV)

281 "Intersex," I think. No, I don't know that means, either.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2024 04:55 PM (BpYfr)

Ah, of course. Should be Idiotsex.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 19, 2024 04:58 PM (OX9vb)

282 Thomas Paine band rocks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sibaf7EG-o

Posted by: exdem13 at June 19, 2024 04:58 PM (W+kMI)

283 AI will vote for Biden, but make it soynd lokf Ticsght.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 19, 2024 04:58 PM (QSrLX)

284 I think the Democrats should do a deep fake of Joe singing "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy" and doing a soft shoe dance number for July 4th. It will totally convince all the rubes in Red states. Like Totally./s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2024 04:58 PM (XkYcA)

285 258 These are not complicated solutions, they just are not terribly convenient or safe.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19

It’s on the roof. But you are welcome to come visit and be the official AC unplugger / plugger! People come here to vacation all the time. We have beaches! I have a pool, but bad news bears about that. I just got it to the right temp where it feels like a great big bathtub. J came home and promptly turned on the fountains which chills it. I sawanee, I can’t with him sometimes.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2024 04:58 PM (BgmlQ)

286 FFS, what is I?

I probably don't really want to know.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 19, 2024 04:54 PM (OX9vb)
---
"Intersex," I think. No, I don't know that means, either.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Maybe illegalalienosexual.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 04:58 PM (L/fGl)

287 The name Joe needs to be turned into a verb. To Joe =to freeze in place +++
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 04:24 PM (JLq/1)
++++
There are too many innocent Joes in the world. This administration is hard enough on them already...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2024 04:58 PM (d04cU)

288 There are two Bidens.

The one that can't climb stairs without falling and the one that can't.
The one that can walk without stumbling and the one that can't.
The one that can answer questions without note cards and a teleprompter and the one that can't.

Unfortunately, the only video we have seen for the last 4 years is the Biden that can't climb stairs without falling, can't walk without stumbling and can't answer questions without note cards and teleprompter.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2024 04:58 PM (JgPhD)

289 NYDN: There is such a thing as a 'bestiality bus.' Of course there is.

Posted by: gp In A Vat at June 19, 2024 04:59 PM (MvF+J)

290 Holding out so far, knock on something. 5-7 days left waiting for the fan motor to be delivered by carrier turtle.
Posted by: Piper

Can you even run your studio without AC?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Window unit as a backup?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2024 04:59 PM (cOq4q)

291 I slay myself

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 19, 2024 04:59 PM (QSrLX)

292
“Some of us are watching long, complete speeches by the president.”

Wow; He must have an IQ or 190 or something! /s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2024 04:59 PM (XkYcA)

293 IF the debate happens, all Trump has to do is be measured, calm, not goadable.

Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2024 04:59 PM (PCK5/)

294 FDR's legs were crippled, not his damn brain. Biden had working legs, but no brain fit to operate them. Hell, I wouldn't hold crippled legs against a candidate, being a drooling retard, on the other hand...

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2024 04:59 PM (pohLc)

295 It's totally normal to challenge random people to pushup contests and fist fights with slight provocation.

Posted by: Brain Death at June 19, 2024 05:00 PM (JqIGQ)

296 284 I think the Democrats should do a deep fake of Joe singing "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy" and doing a soft shoe dance number for July 4th. It will totally convince all the rubes in Red states. Like Totally./s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2024 04:58 PM (XkYcA)

heh

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 19, 2024 05:00 PM (7keno)

297 The name Joe needs to be turned into a verb. To Joe =to freeze in place +++
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 04:24 PM (JLq/1)
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There are too many innocent Joes in the world. This administration is hard enough on them already...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2024 04:58 PM (d04cU)
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Then verb his last name. There can't be that many innocent Bidens in the world.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 19, 2024 05:01 PM (3Fz6p)

298 "Intersex," I think. No, I don't know that means, either.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2024 04:55 PM (BpYfr)

It's basically "I can be whichever sex I want to be, given the circumstances."

So, theoretically, Lea Thomas can be a girl in the pool, but then be a boy when "she's" raping other girls with her girl penis. Which can be a girl penis on the way in, and a boy penis on the way out.

You're not the boss of him/her.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 05:01 PM (rEPmj)

299
The drunken truck driver killed Beau. Hope you feel good about yourself now, deplorable.

Posted by: Auspex at June 19, 2024 05:01 PM (j4U/Z)

300 J came home and promptly turned on the fountains which chills it. I sawanee, I can’t with him sometimes.
Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2024 04:58 PM (BgmlQ)


Seems like you'd want a cooler pool in a Deep-South summer.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 05:01 PM (v6JzV)

301 That won't sell either. Nothing will, which is why I assume they'll kill him. Everyone talks about Biden being replaced. Wrong party. That'll be a GOP problem.

Posted by: DOOM! at June 19, 2024 04:46 PM (JqIGQ)
==
Well, they realize if that happens its all over. DeSantis leads a righteous anger response - he wins 40 states - he rescinds the civil service and government employee unionization rules. And if the assassin is an illegal - the deportation happens at warp speed.

And in the meantime, a bunch of Biden officials start getting arrested.

So Trump is uber safe.

I'm more worried that Biden dies creating sympathy there - and the democrats move heaven and earth to get rid of Kamala - or just nominate a different candidate.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 19, 2024 05:02 PM (GZYu7)

302 DJIA and S&P500 flat today. Really flat.

Posted by: gp In A Vat at June 19, 2024 05:02 PM (MvF+J)

303 You actually sing a song while doing it ?
Have to ask, which song?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 19, 2024 04:56 PM (J8LnB)

https://youtu.be/oA-Ra65GJ1k

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2024 05:02 PM (D7oie)

304 Yes. My Mom was Greatest Generation and always used to say that they didn't know that he was in a wheelchair most of the time.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 04:58 PM (v6JzV)

Same here. My mom being a sane woman, she's still pissed about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 05:03 PM (rEPmj)

305 257 Another cheap fake - going to the beach house last night, Joe had trouble getting into the Suburban: https://tinyurl.com/5754sccc
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Oh yeah, he's having to reboot every time there's a new stimulus or situation. There is no real Joe Biden now, just a tired, confused old man whose-drug-addled mind can no longer free itself from its chains long enough to take free action.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 19, 2024 05:03 PM (W+kMI)

306 299
The drunken truck driver killed Beau. Hope you feel good about yourself now, deplorable.
Posted by: Auspex at June 19, 2024 05:01 PM (j4U/Z)

I thought he was KIA in Gallipoli.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2024 05:03 PM (pohLc)

307 "CBS brought on popular sitcom parody character "Tater" to defend Biden's latest demand for censorship of his critics"

LOLOLOL!!!!!

Hahahahaah!!!!

Posted by: Max Power at June 19, 2024 05:04 PM (q177U)

308 Just thought, wonder if this will make the Puppeteers double down with his medications?
To show the next few public meetings look like he is young again?

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2024 05:04 PM (fwDg9)

309 If you haven't crapped yourself in Martha's Vineyard, you haven't lived.

Posted by: President Old Man Balls at June 19, 2024 05:04 PM (v0R5T)

310 FDR's legs were crippled, not his damn brain. Biden had working legs, but no brain fit to operate them. Hell, I wouldn't hold crippled legs against a candidate, being a drooling retard, on the other hand...
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2024 04:59 PM (pohLc)

It is certainly true, by the time they got to '45, his brain was mush, and it very well might have been during the '44 election season.

Everyone already knew he was dying, which is why they needed to make sure they picked the right guy to be the Veep candidate. Their idea of the right guy was someone who didn't really know what was going on, and could be easily controlled.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 05:04 PM (rEPmj)

311 I am surprised Hobbs is performing so badly in Arizona. But assuming Michigan is a lock for Biden with Whitmer in charge there - it probably comes down to Wisconsin or Pennsylvania - unless Virginia really is in play.

Posted by: Black JEM at June 19, 2024 05:05 PM (GZYu7)

312 I thought he was KIA in Gallipoli.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


Because Mel Gibson couldn't run fast enough to deliver the message canceling the attack on time.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 05:05 PM (v6JzV)

313 I assume David French the Apostate is insisting no good Christian thinks Biden has dementia

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 05:05 PM (JLq/1)

314 The drunken truck driver killed Beau. Hope you feel good about yourself now, deplorable.
Posted by: Auspex at June 19, 2024 05:01 PM (j4U/Z)

I thought he was KIA in Gallipoli.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


I thought he was riding thru Gallipoli in a KIA.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 05:05 PM (OuWLw)

315 "I thought he was KIA in Gallipoli."

I thought it was Sherman's march on Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: eleven at June 19, 2024 05:06 PM (fV+MH)

316 Same thing with JFK's numerous f**k dolls. They knew about it, and kept their mouths shut.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 04:38 PM (rEPmj)

Not just the women. He had a really bad back condition and had a Dr Feelgood on staff.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 05:06 PM (SHMXB)

317 The Economist? You know they are PISSED. They’d much rather see this country become a one-party dictatorship ruled exclusively by the Dems than anything else.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2024 04:37 PM (8sMut)

-----------------

Well, they have destroyed the UK and are now looking further afield to do more harm.

Decades ago Economist was a conservative magazine, I even subscribed to their online version for a couple of years.

Posted by: Decaf at June 19, 2024 05:06 PM (unUNN)

318 Not just the women. He had a really bad back condition and had a Dr Feelgood on staff.
Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 05:06 PM (SHMXB)
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Addison's Disease.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 19, 2024 05:06 PM (3Fz6p)

319 Everyone already knew he was dying, which is why they needed to make sure they picked the right guy to be the Veep candidate.

Their idea of the right guy was someone who didn't really know what was going on, and could be easily controlled.
Posted by: BurtTC


Well, they were half right.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 05:07 PM (OuWLw)

320 LGBTQI+?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 04:47 PM (L/fGl)

FFS, what is I?

I probably don't really want to know.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

LGBTFOAD

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2024 05:07 PM (cOq4q)

321 New York Governor Hochul declares “unnatural” heat emergency for summer temps in the low 90s

-
Wait until you die and go to He'll. Then it'll be supernatural heat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 05:08 PM (L/fGl)

322 I appreciate the invite, Piper, but I doubt I could be there before the replacement part comes.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2024 05:08 PM (D7oie)

323 Same thing with JFK's numerous f**k dolls. They knew about it, and kept their mouths shut.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 04:38 PM (rEPmj)

Not just the women. He had a really bad back condition and had a Dr Feelgood on staff.
Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 05:06 PM (SHMXB)

Yep, the famous photo of him during the CMC, he's bent over a desk, next to his brother, and it's supposed to show him with the weight of the world on his shoulders.

Nah, he was in pain, and was jonesing for his drugs.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 05:09 PM (rEPmj)

324 Can you even run your studio without AC?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 04:43 PM (v6JzV)

You should really run everything off of DC.

Posted by: zombie Thomas Edison at June 19, 2024 05:09 PM (OguvZ)

325 315 "I thought he was KIA in Gallipoli."

I thought it was Sherman's march on Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: eleven

No,no. He led the Charge of the Light Brigade.

Posted by: Tuna at June 19, 2024 05:10 PM (oaGWv)

326 Their idea of the right guy was someone who didn't really know what was going on, and could be easily controlled.
Posted by: BurtTC


Well, they were half right.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 05:07 PM (OuWLw)

Closer to all the way right.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 05:10 PM (rEPmj)

327 any poll that is...

(A) accurate
and
(B) showing Trump less than 4 points ahead

should be viewed as a loss.

he's past the Margin of Fraud in Georgia, Florida, Nevada, and getting close in North Carolina.

Michigan, Pennsylvania, Arizona are too close, which means fraud fraud fraud

Posted by: Shenanigans at June 19, 2024 05:10 PM (pZ0Mr)

328 Someone should shake his hand with one of those old time buzzers. Set him off like a demon. Haha

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 19, 2024 05:10 PM (WF/xn)

329 I thought that Intersex was the new name for hermaphrodite?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2024 05:10 PM (XkYcA)

330 It's basically "I can be whichever sex I want to be, given the circumstances."

So, theoretically, Lea Thomas can be a girl in the pool, but then be a boy when "she's" raping other girls with her girl penis. Which can be a girl penis on the way in, and a boy penis on the way out.

You're not the boss of him/her.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 05:01 PM (rEPmj)
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I wouldn't hire Lea Thomas to clean my bathrooms. No telling what would come out of there...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2024 05:10 PM (BpYfr)

331 >"Intersex," I think. No, I don't know that means, either.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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it means they'll f*** anything that moves

Posted by: Don Black- it's hip to be square at June 19, 2024 05:10 PM (/7KEl)

332 low 90's? That ain't unnatural, you idiot. It's the middle of summer. Looking at 100 here by the weekend.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2024 05:10 PM (pohLc)

333 > Yes. My Mom was Greatest Generation and always used to say that they didn't know that he was in a wheelchair most of the time.
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I bet *biden's in one too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 19, 2024 05:11 PM (Q4IgG)

334 December we will hear this was the hottest year Ever

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2024 05:11 PM (fwDg9)

335 Yeah well they got it right Joe Biden IS a deep fake!!~!!

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 19, 2024 05:11 PM (7keno)

336 I thought that Intersex was the new name for hermaphrodite?


I thought it was a new car? The Maxda Intersex.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 05:11 PM (OuWLw)

337 I thought that Intersex was the new name for hermaphrodite?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2024 05:10 PM (XkYcA)

No, those weirdos have no place on the rainbow.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 05:12 PM (rEPmj)

338 I think Intersex is that club Cooper went to in Amsterdam.

Posted by: spindrift at June 19, 2024 05:12 PM (OguvZ)

339 Not just the women. He had a really bad back condition and had a Dr Feelgood on staff.
Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 05:06 PM (SHMXB)

Yep, the famous photo of him during the CMC, he's bent over a desk, next to his brother, and it's supposed to show him with the weight of the world on his shoulders.

Nah, he was in pain, and was jonesing for his drugs.
Posted by: BurtTC


Supposedly, his old man had medical resources stationed around the world to deal with JFK's medical issues when he was abroad.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 05:12 PM (v6JzV)

340 Jack was only half of camel lot. Doc Feelgood and the game was hers too. There were jokes back then.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2024 05:12 PM (/Rqse)

341 I wouldn't hire Lea Thomas to clean my bathrooms. No telling what would come out of there...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2024 05:10 PM (BpYfr)

I don't know, I bet xhe cleans the bathroom faster than most other girls.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 05:13 PM (rEPmj)

342 No,no. He led the Charge of the Light Brigade.
Posted by: Tuna at June 19, 2024 05:10 PM (oaGWv)

Lord Tennyson even wrote a poem about Beau.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2024 05:14 PM (pohLc)

343 It seems obvious they are withholding his medications now in anticipation of replacing him either before or at the convention. I don't know how they get around the Kamala problem, but that's surely happening. I wouldn't be shocked to learn the opposition to the videos is feigned and geared to generate more interest in Biden's cognitive deterioration.


The National Security State, though, is fully in charge and will steal the election. Bank it. Trump running up the score just will make it even more painfully obvious this time.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 19, 2024 05:14 PM (KSNKu)

344 and presumably they can, because they have both sets

Posted by: Don Black- it's hip to be square at June 19, 2024 05:14 PM (/7KEl)

345 Leah Thompson>>>>>> Lia Thomas.

Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2024 05:14 PM (PCK5/)

346 I'd hire him to clean bathrooms.
I'd hire someone else to find the filthiest bathrooms around.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2024 05:14 PM (/Rqse)

347 We read 1984, Atlas Shrugged, and the Bible. We saw this coming, but did not realize it would get this bad this quickly.

Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2024 05:15 PM (LHPAg)

348 I wouldn't hire Lea Thomas to clean my bathrooms. No telling what would come out of there...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2024 05:10 PM (BpYfr)

I don't know, I bet xhe cleans the bathroom faster than most other girls.
Posted by: BurtTC

Call us.
-- Buckees

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 05:15 PM (v6JzV)

349 I thought it was a new car? The Maxda Intersex.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 05:11 PM (OuWLw)

Heh, when I was in the market, I was considering the CX5 and CX50. Both drive lovely, lots of oomph for a vehicle that size.

Then one day I was driving home, and saw one... same color I was looking for....

Either a mom car, or gay. Depending on which angle one is looking from.

Nope.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 05:15 PM (rEPmj)

350 53F and foggy with howling winds here at the wind swept outpost. The missus turned on the heat this morning.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 19, 2024 05:15 PM (MeG8a)

351 Leah Thompson>>>>>> Lia Thomas.
Posted by: tubal


To be fair, Lia Thomas was not in "Howard the Duck."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 05:15 PM (v6JzV)

352 JFK also had coeliac disease and Addison’s disease that probably made his chronic back condition even worse .

I’ve never followed up if it was a fact or urban legend because I didn’t really care but I’ve read that it was a back brace that kept JFK upright after being shot.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 05:17 PM (SHMXB)

353 Looks like that rain storm is finally making its way into Mexico and the Valley's getting wet too. They probably need it.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2yaz76

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2024 05:17 PM (/Rqse)

354 Supposedly, his old man had medical resources stationed around the world to deal with JFK's medical issues when he was abroad.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 05:12 PM (v6JzV)

Yes, I think it was even noted, due to the crisis, nobody other than high clearance peeps were allowed to get near the Prez.

So I guess that didn't include one of his drug dealers.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 05:18 PM (rEPmj)

355 Leah Thompson>>>>>> Lia Thomas.

She's now 63. Still looks good.

I have no idea how old Lia Thomas is, but he shouldn't get any older.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 05:18 PM (xCA6C)

356 They created a task force'? Is that what we're calling a bunch of weirdo pierced purple haired confused assholes partying getting high and drunk on our tax dollars now?

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 19, 2024 05:18 PM (7keno)

357
Whitmer's coven would have no issues faking as many votes as they need and have already passed the necessary legislation in Michigan.

Posted by: Auspex at June 19, 2024 05:18 PM (j4U/Z)

358 JFK also had coeliac disease and Addison’s disease that probably made his chronic back condition even worse .

I’ve never followed up if it was a fact or urban legend because I didn’t really care but I’ve read that it was a back brace that kept JFK upright after being shot.
Posted by: polynikes

I've read that JFK would've have died soon after his assassination anyway, from natural causes due to his medical issues.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 05:19 PM (v6JzV)

359 FDR vp was Henry Wallace. He was later revealed to be a wholly owned Soviet agent. They even named a state office building in Iowa after him. At the time somebody decided Henry had to go.

Harry Truman wasn’t a commie, at least. Not sure how much good it did, but it slowed the decline maybe, somehow.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2024 05:19 PM (RXYwk)

360 > I thought that Intersex was the new name for hermaphrodite?
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it's actually a small village in Southeast England

Posted by: Don Black- it's hip to be square at June 19, 2024 05:19 PM (/7KEl)

361 I also think they should get pictures of the "combat force" in army attire and weapons and give them some cool name.

"Biden's Blitzkreig" or something.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2024 05:20 PM (XkYcA)

362 Did anyone here note we're making fun of a man who overcome a life-long stutter?

Don't you all feel bad?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2024 05:20 PM (8+c8C)

363 Harry Truman wasn’t a commie, at least. Not sure how much good it did, but it slowed the decline maybe, somehow.

Truman, despite his links to the KC mob, was one of the better Dem presidents.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 05:20 PM (xCA6C)

364 Leah Thompson>>>>>> Lia Thomas.
Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2024 05:14 PM (PCK5/)

Just watched her teen movie Some Kind of Wonderful”where she was supposed to be the hot popular high school chick. 3.5 out of 5 movie.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 05:20 PM (SHMXB)

365 Leah Thompson was hot AF in Back to the Future.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 05:20 PM (v6JzV)

366 Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 05:15 PM (rEPmj)

I was gonna buy a Smart car, because I like oddball things. My Son said they were so gay he would deny me as relation. I got a 300S, but I still like the Smart.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2024 05:21 PM (pohLc)

367 I’ve never followed up if it was a fact or urban legend because I didn’t really care but I’ve read that it was a back brace that kept JFK upright after being shot.
Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 05:17 PM (SHMXB)

Sounds vaguely familiar. I wonder how that factors into the "back and to the left" theories.

I was always of the belief the way his head jerked back is due to the blowout in the front. Physics being what it is, the energy WOULD be expected to travel back again... if there was something holding his torso in place (like a brace, or just normal back muscles).

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 05:21 PM (rEPmj)

368 362 Did anyone here note we're making fun of a man who overcome a life-long stutter?

Don't you all feel bad?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2024 05:20 PM (8+c8C)

Na na na na no

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2024 05:21 PM (Akjoo)

369 He goes down
Kamala is president
Kamala doesn't run but retires with full perks and graces
Insert secret candidate

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2024 05:21 PM (/Rqse)

370 Truman, despite his links to the KC mob, was one of the better Dem presidents.
Posted by: Archimedes


Agreed. Probably the last decent one.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 05:22 PM (v6JzV)

371 Hillary!! Fat, rested, and ready!!

Posted by: tubal at June 19, 2024 05:22 PM (PCK5/)

372 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 19, 2024 05:23 PM (qZEuM)

373 Xipe Totec, glad you didn't buy that car. It would fit in the bed of my pickup. Very dangerous.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2024 05:24 PM (/Rqse)

374 Fun fact: Both Archduke Franz Ferdinand and JFK were assassinated in motorcades with governors present.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 05:24 PM (v6JzV)

375 Harry Truman wasn’t a commie, at least. Not sure how much good it did, but it slowed the decline maybe, somehow.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2024 05:19 PM (RXYwk)

There's no evidence he had a clue how much his administration was infiltrated by the commies, and being who he was, he would have thought he would know... and he didn't.

So yeah, no. He slowed nothing. He was a swearing, plaintalk blustering fool. But he wasn't a commie himself.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 05:24 PM (rEPmj)

376
OMG - it's so hot here that my tomatoes are sending forth flowers, the cucumbers are producing like crazy, the lettuce and spinach are bursting out all over. The corn already has tassels.

Obviously we're all gonna die. Very soon. Of over-nutrition.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 19, 2024 05:25 PM (RKVpM)

377 Truman was the first and last of Democrats where The Buck Stopped. Every other one blamed somebody else for their incompetence. Biden is probably the worst taking the title from Obama.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 05:25 PM (SHMXB)

378 He slowed nothing. He was a swearing, plaintalk blustering fool. But he wasn't a commie himself.
Posted by: BurtTC
------------------------

He was artillery Capt. in WWI.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2024 05:26 PM (/Rqse)

379 Two new theories, appropos of nothing: JM Keynes didn’t make the Commie list as far as I know. He died in 1946 - visiting some financial officials down in Jawgia begging for more money for Great Britain. I wonder if he was a target for the new spook agency. He suffered a series of heart attacks at or soon after this meeting.

Another curiosity in light of more recent knowledge is the death of James Forrestal, who was said to have gone nuts and jumped out of a window at Bethesda. The time frwme fits perfectly with the spook programs and MKultra. You wanna make somebody go bye-bye, they got ways to do it.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2024 05:30 PM (RXYwk)

380 Speaking of the Buck Stops Here Cliff Clavin has some trivia he would like to share.

In the old poker games , what we call the button now , used to be marked by a Buck knife . That was eventually replaced by a dollar coin which was then referred to as a Buck.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 05:31 PM (SHMXB)

381 I seem to recall reading somewhere Harry was prickly about his daughter. The press said something nasty, and he threatened to punch him in the nose. Tame stuff by today’s elevated, reasoned discourse.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2024 05:33 PM (RXYwk)

382 Everyone already knew he was dying, which is why they needed to make sure they picked the right guy to be the Veep candidate. Their idea of the right guy was someone who didn't really know what was going on, and could be easily controlled.
Posted by: BurtTC

Truman was a product of the Pendergast political machine in Missouri. He was a Democrat machine politician, so they were sure they could control him, which as a matter of fact, was largely true.
Most people knew that FDR was crippled with polio, but it was well hidden how sick he was in 1944, because he was literally dying. He should never have run for the fourth term (or even the third term). My late Mother, who was born in 1921, said the country was never as close to being under a dictatorship as it was when FDR was President.
Post note: Ronald Reagan reminisced about FDR (he was a Democrat back in those days), and commented something to the effect of hearing the wheel chair rolling around the oval office, in being sentimental about past presidents. So Reagan (born in 1910, I think) certainly knew that FDR was crippled with polio.

Posted by: Michael Scott! at June 19, 2024 05:35 PM (vcOmj)

383 Many in the 30s and 40s were Socialists, it was the rage then.

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2024 05:39 PM (fwDg9)

384 2 things about Truman.
Only Pres to not get hugely rich off being president.
Only learned about A-bombs when he became president.
Using them endeared him to every serviceman and families of servicemen in the US

Posted by: MarkY at June 19, 2024 05:49 PM (aI1DQ)

385 So I guess you got Shirley Jones, and I got Barbara Cook.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 04:40 PM (v6JzV)

Pfft. You could have gotten Pert Kelton. (actually, not bad in her younger days)

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 19, 2024 05:54 PM (iODuv)

386 Ace, Love the Robocop reference.

The reason the Latrine John Pissoire won't say "He (Biden) is fine." is because the Biden team know that the Trump team will sample and loop that into future videos showing Biden's brain disintegrating before our very eyes!
Team Biden has sent out the word to not directly comment on how the brain dead Prez is doing. Any claim that he's fine by a prominent member of the administration/campaign will instantly boomerang.

Posted by: Bach in Black at June 19, 2024 06:01 PM (+oqUV)

387 I can only listen to Brian Stelter in the Mark Dice voice

Posted by: Cory C at June 19, 2024 06:13 PM (f811C)

388 "Keep that in mind as you read the rest of the thin margins for Trump."

Hey, the Dems are working on it. They still have tens of thousands of mail-in ballots to print out. It's only June, for Crissakes!

Posted by: Jeff Powell at June 19, 2024 06:26 PM (xVVi6)

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