Elephants Gone Wild Cafe

NYC
by Mania de Praeter

These poor fools do not know that river otters are evil.

You might say this particular bat-boy was bred to fetch sticks.

Freaky illusion.

Surfin' dog.

Boaters flocking around.

Moose and her kids swim across a lake.

The Netherlands in 1918.

Young Republican In Training.

Wait for it....

Have you tried the new improved self-rocking babies?

Rescuing a dying street dog.

Oh my: Saving a dog from a collapsing sidewalk just seconds before it washes away in a flood.

Hand-puppet Bohemian Rhapsody.

Street skiing.

Twerking kitten.

Soccer volleyball, the sport of the future.

Speaking of Top Gun.

Some elephants going HAM:

Elephant mom kicks a crocodile out of her pool pic.twitter.com/vC1lTEu9lF
— Amit Shah (Parody) (@Motabhai012) June 18, 2024

Elephant was not playing.😬 pic.twitter.com/bcMHUxa77A
— Amit Shah (Parody) (@Motabhai012) June 18, 2024

Baby elephant having fun.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/faw4v4eVTv
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) June 25, 2024

Two types of dogs.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/OW2oocrBnk
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) June 25, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:32 PM

Comments

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1 Oh, hai!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 25, 2024 07:32 PM (OX9vb)

2 I like the black and white. Girl in white, little white dog, nice contrast.

I'll go get the others.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 25, 2024 07:33 PM (OX9vb)

3
Lawn mowed. It was hot out there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2024 07:33 PM (MoZTd)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

5 Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen. I've read that their entire catalog has been acquired by Sony for a cool billion dollars...
I hope some of the band guys are still alive to enjoy it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 25, 2024 07:35 PM (MeG8a)

6 Good going, mama elephant!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 25, 2024 07:35 PM (oUxZc)

7 Out in the shiny night, the rain was softly falling
Tracks that ran down the boulevard had all been washed away
Out of the silver light, the past came softly calling
And I remember the times we spent inside the Elephants Gone Wild Café

The clouds rolled in and hid that shore
Now that Glory Train, it don't stop here no more

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 07:36 PM (ENQN6)

8 NO STANDING
Anytime

.....unless you've got nice gams.

Posted by: noir mikeski at June 25, 2024 07:36 PM (DgGvY)

9 That River otters friend has already picked the pocket of that scooter rider by the time he rode off

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2024 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

10 AU.S. tourist became the second American to be killed by an elephant in Zambia this year after she was trampled while on vacation on June 19.

In a tragic incident that underscored the dangers of wildlife tourism, Juliana Gle Tourneau was in a vehicle watching the herd when an elephant threw her out and killed her.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 07:37 PM (ENQN6)

11 I like the B&W of the girl walking her dog- I don't know how they managed to stage that

also, girl and dog better start running

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 07:37 PM (/7KEl)

12 The Netherlands in 1918.
----
Even then bicyclists thought they could go anywhere they wanted!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 07:38 PM (ZdexC)

13 5 Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen. I've read that their entire catalog has been acquired by Sony for a cool billion dollars...
I hope some of the band guys are still alive to enjoy it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 25, 2024 07:35 PM (MeG8a)

1.27 B
3 out of 4 aint bad

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 07:38 PM (ENQN6)

14 Gol Dang!!!
I think I saw that rampaging elephant in an episode of FAFO!!

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 25, 2024 07:39 PM (o3Uyl)

15
This Café has just been declared a public health crisis.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2024 07:40 PM (MoZTd)

16 It's documented that Sea Otters rape dead corpses of animals and steal food from babies.

Yet somehow river otters get the bad rap!

Sea Otters are Evil!

River Otters lead lost kayakers to safety!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 07:40 PM (Ud7de)

17 Old black dog staying in the shade. I fully agree.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 07:40 PM (ZdexC)

18 Nicely done Dash!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 25, 2024 07:40 PM (WXNFJ)

19 Soccer volleyball, the sport of the future.

The sport of sepak takraw was created in 1960.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 25, 2024 07:41 PM (DgGvY)

20 I don't understand why river otters have such a bad reputation around here.

It's not like they're anywhere close to penguins.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2024 07:41 PM (caIUg)

21 Elephant approaches pond and see a turtle stick head out of water
He grabs turtle
stomps it hurls it stomps it again
A tourist says well I guess that proves they have a great memory
Guide says I agree. Last year that turtle bit the elephant.

Tourist says, told ya turtle recall.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 07:42 PM (ENQN6)

22 That kitten has a neurological problem. Sad. 😔

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 07:42 PM (Ud7de)

23 20 I don't understand why river otters have such a bad reputation around here.

It's not like they're anywhere close to penguins.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2024 07:41 PM (caIUg

Sea Otters have better PR. Just like the democrats.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 07:43 PM (Ud7de)

24 Congratulations on your primae noctis, Dash!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2024 07:43 PM (caIUg)

25 In a tragic incident that underscored the dangers of wildlife tourism, Juliana Gle Tourneau was in a vehicle watching the herd when an elephant threw her out and killed her.

Ugh. My daughter is going on a safari in a couple of months.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 25, 2024 07:43 PM (xCA6C)

26 I like the B&W of the girl walking her dog- I don't know how they managed to stage that

also, girl and dog better start running
Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 07:37 PM (/7KEl)

Excuse me miss, can I pet your kitty ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 25, 2024 07:44 PM (NtVYv)

27
The Hillary book cover: photo shopped or did she get some plastic surgery?

Posted by: Auspex at June 25, 2024 07:44 PM (j4U/Z)

28 nice pic up there, ace!
reminds me of the kind of thing I tried to do back in the day when a Nikon F accompanied me everywhere (much as my Airweight Chief's does these days) Good old Tri-X Pan.ftw!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at June 25, 2024 07:44 PM (tQtDb)

29 Moose and her kids swim across a lake.

The grass is greener on this side. I should have told myself.

Posted by: the moose at June 25, 2024 07:44 PM (DgGvY)

30 This Café has just been declared a public health crisis.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2024 07:40 PM

Oh my gosh! Did I miss the penguins happy-feeting through???

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2024 07:45 PM (caIUg)

31 This Café has just been declared a public health crisis.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2024 07:40 PM

Well...river otters...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 25, 2024 07:45 PM (Wnv9h)

32 Ugh. My daughter is going on a safari in a couple of months.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 25, 2024 07:43 PM (xCA6C)

Description:
A Pre-Owned Holland & Holland .500 3" 'Round Action' Model. Back-action, double triggers and Non-automatic safety.

Price: $84,900.00

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 07:46 PM (ENQN6)

33 That kitten has a neurological problem. Sad. 😔
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 07:42 PM (Ud7de)

Might be wobbly cat syndrome. Hopefully it has a good owner that takes good care of it. Cute little thing.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 25, 2024 07:47 PM (NtVYv)

34 Sea Otters have better PR. Just like the democrats.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 07:43 PM

So sea otterphiles are Obama/Biden/Schumer/Pelosi-adjacent?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2024 07:47 PM (caIUg)

35 Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments Jun 23
A pitchers duel.

https://tinyurl.com/5e85ys5r
funny photo

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 07:47 PM (ZdexC)

36 Description:
A Pre-Owned Holland & Holland .500 3" 'Round Action' Model. Back-action, double triggers and Non-automatic safety.

Price: $84,900.00
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 07:46 PM

Good choice.

At that price, you won't even care that ammo will be $20+/round.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2024 07:48 PM (caIUg)

37 Good old Tri-X Pan.ftw!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at June 25, 2024 07:44 PM (tQtDb)

I shot about 100 ft a month in high school. I loved it but hated taking journolistism.

I have about 20% of all the action shots in yearbook and got zero.zero credit.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 07:49 PM (ENQN6)

38 Don't mess with elephants

Buffalo are the asshole of the forest

Grizzlies don't care about how much you gave to the Sierra Club

Lions are not cute

There are many lessons that people should know about.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 25, 2024 07:50 PM (NtVYv)

39 Good choice.

At that price, you won't even care that ammo will be $20+/round.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2024 07:48 PM (caIUg)

I shot a 458
I thot I got kicked by a mule

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 07:50 PM (ENQN6)

40 34 Sea Otters have better PR. Just like the democrats.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 07:43 PM

So sea otterphiles are Obama/Biden/Schumer/Pelosi-adjacent?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2024 07:47 PM (caIUg

Not sayin. Just sayin.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 07:51 PM (Ud7de)

41 This Café has just been declared a public health crisis.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2024 07:40 PM

Well...river otters...

You sure it's not because of scoggy doggy?

Posted by: Outside of Life at June 25, 2024 07:51 PM (89Sog)

42 Crock didn't even put up a fight

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2024 07:51 PM (fwDg9)

43 This Café has just been declared a public health crisis.

==

I got here before the declaration. So I'll be ok.

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2024 07:51 PM (V13WU)

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Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 07:52 PM (ZdexC)

45 Description:
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Price: $14,500.00

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 07:52 PM (ENQN6)

46
Mike Pence
@Mike_Pence

Julian Assange endangered the lives of our troops in a time of war and should have been prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. The Biden administration’s plea deal with Assange is a miscarriage of justice and dishonors the service and sacrifice of the men and women of our Armed Forces and their families. There should be no plea deals to avoid prison for anyone that endangers the security of our military or the national security of the United States. Ever.

Lulz. Republicucks.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 25, 2024 07:53 PM (oBBJq)

47 Description:
A Pre-Owned Holland & Holland .500 3" 'Round Action' Model. Back-action, double triggers and Non-automatic safety.

Price: $84,900.00
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 07:46 PM

Good choice.

At that price, you won't even care that ammo will be $20+/round.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2024 07:48 PM (caIUg
That should take care of those varmints eating the birdseed.

Posted by: Eromero at June 25, 2024 07:53 PM (LHPAg)

48 The sport of sepak takraw was created in 1960.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 25, 2024 07:41 PM (DgGvY)

So was your mom.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2024 07:53 PM (BpZ5k)

49 Is that one of those 12th Precinct hookers?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2024 07:54 PM (63Dwl)

50 >>>Rescuing a dying street dog.

She had to step over 3 hobos to get to the dog, but it was the right thing to do.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 25, 2024 07:54 PM (klJTj)

51 Elephant mom kicks a crocodile out of her pool
________
Kipling assures us it was thanks to a crocodile that the Elephant got a trunk.

Just So Stories was the 2nd thing my grandmother used to teach me to read, after Pooh. The Oz books came next. The teachers when I went to school were not pleased (a) that she'd taught me, and (b) that she'd used the wrong method. (This was at the end of the 50s.)

Posted by: Eeyore at June 25, 2024 07:54 PM (1bNHn)

52 Description:
Absolutely stunning Holland&Hollamd .500 Nitro Express double rifle.
the best shooting double one is ever likely to see.
the photos speak for themselves. Red dot site is quick removable with return to zero. Lodes right onto the rib without any added hardware.

Price: $125,000.00

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 07:54 PM (ENQN6)

53 Convicted Felon poll free fall continues
Panic at KKK HQ
Christian Fascists crying
Sad!

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 07:55 PM (Ft4zW)

54 I simply do not believe that any NYC street was EVER that clean.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 25, 2024 07:56 PM (1bNHn)

55 Evening, Cafe-goers. Evening, Ace. Back from my journey to the ENT doc. There is a lump of some sort impinging on one of my vocal cords. Doc says it does not look like the typical presentation of throat cancer, but it has to come out in any case, and a biopsy will be done. But I should get my voice back. The doc even took time to draw me a pic of what's going on in there. Did the "camera down the nose" thing, you know. So I am booked for surgery on July 31.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 07:56 PM (piB20)

56 Kipling assures us it was thanks to a crocodile that the Elephant got a trunk.

Just So Stories was the 2nd thing my grandmother used to teach me to read, . . .
Posted by: Eeyore

Posted by: Tonypete at June 25, 2024 07:56 PM (WXNFJ)

57 I love witty trolls.

Wish we could get one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 07:56 PM (Ud7de)

58 Alex the Chick and otters...

https://tinyurl.com/4m845y86

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 07:56 PM (ZdexC)

59 I always mask up before the Cafe Thread. So far, so good.

Posted by: Nervous Ned at June 25, 2024 07:56 PM (V5BDR)

60 Description: Some plain ass 9mm on Berelli with black everything and a trigger that works.

Price: $i don't know like $300 or whatever they always got sales going on

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2024 07:56 PM (BpZ5k)

61 Ugh. Posted too soon.

I guess it happens more frequently at this age. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at June 25, 2024 07:56 PM (WXNFJ)

62 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 07:56 PM (piB20)

May the good Lord guide the skill of their hands and restore your voice.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 25, 2024 07:58 PM (oBBJq)

63 So I am booked for surgery on July 31.

Prayers up for an entirely successful outcome.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 25, 2024 07:59 PM (mH6SG)

64 I better turn this off
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2024 07:59 PM (fwDg9)

65 I've been on a couple game drives in South Africa. Both times in a vehicle like the one in the video where the elephant lifts up the front end.Saw lots of elephants including some really small babies. Very cute.

On the last drive we got charged repeatedly by a bull that according to the warden who was driving us was in musth. Basically the time when bulls are looking to mate and their hormones are like a 15 year old boys.

The warden kept slowing down and letting the elephant catch up and then speeding up when he got close. He laughed. The two German tourists behind me did not. I think the only English words they spoke were MUST GO!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2024 07:59 PM (LkLld)

66 The sport of sepak takraw was created in 1960.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 25, 2024 07:41 PM

===

So was your mom.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2024 07:53 PM

Actually, my mom was born on October 13, 2324, on Earth's moon.

To quote the ancient Earth philosopher Casey Stengel, "You could look it up."

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 25, 2024 07:59 PM (caIUg)

67 AOP,

sending you positive vibes for a successful outcome

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 07:59 PM (/7KEl)

68 So I am booked for surgery on July 31.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Since it's Canada, is this July 31, 2028?

Posted by: Dr. Shemp, Professor of Voice at June 25, 2024 07:59 PM (V5BDR)

69 The pretty lady does have poop bags on her leash so I assume she will pick it up.

Posted by: polynikes at June 25, 2024 08:00 PM (SHMXB)

70 1. I would like a pet elephant.

2. I think I may know what Trump is going to use the CNN debate for. Think: The Bachelor.

Maybe it was never about a debate.

Posted by: DaisyB at June 25, 2024 08:00 PM (AbL8c)

71 To quote the ancient Earth philosopher Casey Stengel, "You could look it up."
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 25, 2024 07:59 PM (caIUg)

Your mom can look it up

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2024 08:00 PM (vdTWa)

72 May the good Lord guide the skill of their hands and restore your voice.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 25, 2024 07:58 PM (oBBJq)

Thank you! (he croaked)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 08:00 PM (piB20)

73 Hi Troll, is your mother still walking bow-legged?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2024 08:00 PM (D7oie)

74 Red Sox fielding is horrific.

Posted by: Jamaica at June 25, 2024 08:01 PM (eF17/)

75 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 25, 2024 08:01 PM (mH6SG)

76 Hi Troll, is your mother still walking bow-legged?
Posted by: Kindltot

That girl whistles when she walks.

Just saying.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 25, 2024 08:01 PM (WXNFJ)

77 Think: The Bachelor.

Maybe it was never about a debate.
Posted by: DaisyB at June 25, 2024 08:00 PM (AbL8c)

I don't care how MAGA you are, ain't nobody gonna watch that orange rectangle schtup Dana Bash in a hot tub.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2024 08:01 PM (vdTWa)

78 Soccer volleyball. Net way to low, I could step over it.

Posted by: From about that Time at June 25, 2024 08:01 PM (4780s)

79 Hi Troll, is your mother still walking bow-legged?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2024 08:00 PM

To be fair, I do not, how you say, know Troll's mother.

Posted by: Paolo at June 25, 2024 08:02 PM (caIUg)

80 Prayers up for an entirely successful outcome.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 25, 2024 07:59 PM (mH6SG)

sending you positive vibes for a successful outcome
Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 07:59 PM (/7KEl)

Thanks to both of you. It is encouraging that the Doc says it does not like like cancer there typically looks. He said, "maybe a wart". Day surgery, but I will need a driver/minder.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 08:03 PM (piB20)

81 AOP, by October you should be ready to sing the National Anthem at Corsicana.

Posted by: Eromero at June 25, 2024 08:03 PM (LHPAg)

82 I don't care how MAGA you are, ain't nobody gonna watch that orange rectangle schtup Dana Bash in a hot tub.
---

Very true!

But who gets the VP rose?

Posted by: DaisyB at June 25, 2024 08:03 PM (AbL8c)

83 Tekball? Tecball? Teqball? Whatever the hell it's called. There's a thing that's basically soccer ping pong on some goofity ass curved table.

It's kinda weird to watch. The whole time you're just expecting a broken tibia.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2024 08:03 PM (vdTWa)

84 AOP, by October you should be ready to sing the National Anthem at Corsicana.
Posted by: Eromero

Jose! Can you seeeeeeeee??. . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at June 25, 2024 08:04 PM (WXNFJ)

85 Thanks to both of you. It is encouraging that the Doc says it does not like like cancer there typically looks. He said, "maybe a wart". Day surgery, but I will need a driver/minder.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 08:03 PM

You didn't suggest he slap hot iron to it??????????

Be better, AOP, be better.*

*in both senses of "be better".

Posted by: Paolo at June 25, 2024 08:04 PM (caIUg)

86 Hope it goes well, AOP! Lost my voice for three months and was really happy when I could talk again.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 25, 2024 08:04 PM (xjTDL)

87 >>Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 07:56 PM (piB20

Best of luck.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2024 08:04 PM (LkLld)

88 Surfin' dog.

-
Skateboarding bulldog.

https://is.gd/Bf0zio

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 25, 2024 08:05 PM (L/fGl)

89 the Netherlands didn’t participate in WW1. They were neutral.

Posted by: polynikes at June 25, 2024 08:05 PM (SHMXB)

90 “Force, 75, was competing in the first round of Funny Car eliminations at the PlayNHRA Virginia Nationals at Virginia Motorsports Park on Sunday when his car exploded, causing his vehicle to slam into a “concrete guard wall” at 302 mph, John Force Racing revealed in a statement on X Monday.”

- Video at Gateway Pundit

I don't follow racing, but it amazing that the guy is still that at 75 yrs.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 25, 2024 08:07 PM (cOq4q)

91 Crock didn't even put up a fight

Posted by: Skip

I didn't get this big by being stupid.

Posted by: The Croc at June 25, 2024 08:08 PM (xCA6C)

92 It's a bit rich for the Russians to invade, then send their civilians to occupied territory near a critical military installation, then complain when their civilians are collateral damage.
Posted by: Archimedes

I'm reading a book about the Dirlewanger unit, a Nazi unit of criminals and psychopaths lead by Oskar Dirlewanger, a sexual sadist and habitual offender, who engaged in mass atrocities against civilians. The author mentions that the mercenary Wagner group fighting for the Russkies against the Ukrainians also recruits from the prisons. The more things change . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 25, 2024 08:09 PM (L/fGl)

93 I know how to handle misbehaving elephants.

Posted by: zombie Thomas Edison at June 25, 2024 08:09 PM (SHMXB)

94 89 the Netherlands didn’t participate in WW1. They were neutral.
---------
Deposed Kaiser Bill fled there.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 08:09 PM (ZdexC)

95 Elephants hate trucks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2024 08:10 PM (63Dwl)

96 To be fair, I do not, how you say, know Troll's mother.
Posted by: Paolo at June 25, 2024 08:02 PM (caIUg)

as they say, quantity has a quality of its own.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2024 08:10 PM (D7oie)

97 Surfing bird

https://youtu.be/hJn-fFubMEY?si=KnH41PPyEtjIHbng

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 08:10 PM (/7KEl)

98 Kipling assures us it was thanks to a crocodile that the Elephant got a trunk.

Posted by: Eeyore

Wasn't it on the Great Greasy Green Limpopo River?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 25, 2024 08:11 PM (UC3nL)

99 & you bought it by the 100' roll, too ...

darkroom in the basement ?

lol. brothers by different mothers.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at June 25, 2024 08:11 PM (tQtDb)

100 Today is Justice Sonia Sotomayor's birthday. If you have a few minutes to spare in between the many Pride Month soireés, you might rush over to go.dscc.org and sign her electronic card.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2024 08:12 PM (caIUg)

101 So I am booked for surgery on July 31.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Prayers for you and your team.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 25, 2024 08:13 PM (UC3nL)

102 American Taliban GOP
Make America Afghanistan
Women no rights
Sad!

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 08:13 PM (g06bt)

103 98 Kipling assures us it was thanks to a crocodile that the Elephant got a trunk.

Posted by: Eeyore

Wasn't it on the Great Greasy Green Limpopo River?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 25, 2024 08:11 PM (UC3nL)
________
That's how I remember it. But I think the Armadillo story was my favorite.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 25, 2024 08:13 PM (1bNHn)

104 Kipling assures us it was thanks to a crocodile that the Elephant got a trunk.

Just So Stories was the 2nd thing my grandmother used to teach me to read, . . .
Posted by: Eeyore
Posted by: Tonypete at June 25, 2024 07:56 PM (WXNFJ)

Kipling was the best writer of all time imo.

Posted by: zombie Thomas Edison at June 25, 2024 08:13 PM (SHMXB)

105 I didn't get this big by being stupid.
Posted by: The Croc at June 25, 2024 08:08 PM

Pfft. Around here it takes two of you to get anyone in trouble.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2024 08:14 PM (caIUg)

106 When "Tyke" the elephant went on his rampage in Honolulu I was just down the road block a couple of blocks in a very classy gentlemen's club watching it on the TV. A couple of us noted it was live and just down the road so almost everyone walked out and saw the cop cars, lights flashing, etc.

Said, "Wow", and went back in.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 25, 2024 08:14 PM (cOq4q)

107 A Pre-Owned Holland & Holland .500 3" 'Round Action' Model. Back-action, double triggers and Non-automatic safety.

Price: $84,900.00

No thanks. I prefer a man's gun.
https://tinyurl.com/339bhjk3

Posted by: Archimedes at June 25, 2024 08:14 PM (xCA6C)

108 Afraid of sex
Afraid of women
Afraid of love
American Taliban GOP
Sad!

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 08:15 PM (g06bt)

109
*scrolls channels irritably*

No hockey!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2024 08:15 PM (MoZTd)

110 "Laches" derives from what is sometimes called "Law French." The Normans changed the old Anglo-Saxon law to their French norms.

late Middle English (in the sense 'slackness, negligence'): from Old French laschesse, from lasche 'loose, lax', based on Latin laxus . The current sense dates from the late 16th century.

Lache currently means "coward" in French, but I bet it was originally in the old sense of "coward" -- one who uses underhanded means in a fight.

A mostly unknown factoid is that there are 237 different ways to say "coward" in the French language.

Posted by: Jean Francois Kerry at June 25, 2024 08:15 PM (2xCPU)

111 100 Today is Justice Sonia Sotomayor's birthday. If you have a few minutes to spare in between the many Pride Month soireés, you might rush over to go.dscc.org and sign her electronic card.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2024 08:12 PM (caIUg)

Erm. I'm busy.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 25, 2024 08:16 PM (OX9vb)

112 phrasing

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 08:16 PM (/7KEl)

113 This Café has just been declared a public health crisis.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2024 07:40 PM

Oh my gosh! Did I miss the penguins happy-feeting through???
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2024 07:45 PM (caIUg)
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Assault heffalumps

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 25, 2024 08:16 PM (iZbyp)

114 It's a bit rich for the Russians to invade, then send their civilians to occupied territory near a critical military installation, then complain when their civilians are collateral damage.
Posted by: Archimedes

I think they might actually have been ethnic Russian who lived there when it was still controlled by the Ukrainian government.
But you are probably right, the ethnic Russians got shelled by the Ukes when they were under Ukrainian authority, why should anyone complain that they are getting shelled by the Ukes now that they are subject to the murderous Russian regime?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2024 08:16 PM (D7oie)

115 The clock is ticking. 45 minutes until polls close in Fire Marshal Bowmans NY 16 district

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 25, 2024 08:17 PM (o3Uyl)

116 Today is Justice Sonia Sotomayor's birthday. If you have a few minutes to spare in between the many Pride Month soireés, you might rush over to go.dscc.org and sign her electronic card.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2024 08:12 PM (caIUg)

How does sending her a dozen Crumbl cookies sound?
She won't mind if they are day old.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 25, 2024 08:17 PM (cOq4q)

117 No thanks. I prefer a man's gun.
https://tinyurl.com/339bhjk3
Posted by: Archimedes at June 25, 2024 08:14 PM

I gotta say, it actually blew that second zombie's head clean off.

Posted by: Harry Callahan at June 25, 2024 08:17 PM (caIUg)

118 100 Today is Justice Sonia Sotomayor's birthday. If you have a few minutes to spare in between the many Pride Month soireés, you might rush over to go.dscc.org and sign her electronic card.
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And send her a bunch of those expensive cookies!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 25, 2024 08:18 PM (ZdexC)

119 Orange suit
4
Orange man
July 11
Happy!

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 08:18 PM (g06bt)

120 And send her a bunch of those expensive cookies!
Posted by: andycanuck

In the crumbled form.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 25, 2024 08:19 PM (UC3nL)

121 Orange Man
Prison time
Bend for soap?
No.

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 08:19 PM (g06bt)

122 AOP, prayers for successful surgery. Will we get to see you in Corsicana again this year?

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 25, 2024 08:20 PM (iZbyp)

123 Assault heffalumps
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 25, 2024 08:16 PM

The ones with those howdahthingies that go up?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2024 08:20 PM (caIUg)

124 A mostly unknown factoid is that there are 237 different ways to say "coward" in the French language.

Nous ne connaissons pas ces mots.

Posted by: Verdun at June 25, 2024 08:20 PM (gKWVE)

125 Troll isn't getting any traction: up your game or hit the road.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 25, 2024 08:20 PM (UC3nL)

126 buncha leftwing skirts on the Court

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 08:20 PM (/7KEl)

127 Fuck u Penise

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 08:21 PM (ENQN6)

128 I thought lache had something to do with breast milk?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2024 08:22 PM (63Dwl)

129 It's a bit rich for the Russians to invade, then send their civilians to occupied territory near a critical military installation, then complain when their civilians are collateral damage.

Agreed.

If we killed every single Russian child and woman on that island, it would be Russia's fault.

We should keep on killing them, all of them. They aren't actually even humans, they are Russians. They don't even have souls, not like Americans or Ukrainians.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 25, 2024 08:22 PM (oBBJq)

130 I think they might actually have been ethnic Russian who lived there when it was still controlled by the Ukrainian government.
But you are probably right, the ethnic Russians got shelled by the Ukes when they were under Ukrainian authority, why should anyone complain that they are getting shelled by the Ukes now that they are subject to the murderous Russian regime?

Yes, I'm sure targeting sunbathers was the goal in expending rare, very expensive ATACMs missiles.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 25, 2024 08:22 PM (xCA6C)

131
We get such stupid, fourth-rate trolls. It's almost insulting.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2024 08:22 PM (MoZTd)

132 Hajji. You mess with the bull you get the horns!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 25, 2024 08:22 PM (fY84s)

133 *headbutts troll*

*mounts troll's mom*

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at June 25, 2024 08:22 PM (vFG9F)

134 The ones with those howdahthingies that go up?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2024 08:20 PM (caIUg)
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And a chainsaw bayonet!!!

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 25, 2024 08:22 PM (iZbyp)

135 I think it's Mexican for milk

leche, something like that

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 08:23 PM (/7KEl)

136 Trump Explains How Agreeing to Debate Hosted by CNN Was a Strategic Move on His Part

https://tinyurl.com/hvahnm79

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 25, 2024 08:23 PM (o3Uyl)

137 127 Fuck u Penise
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 08:21 PM (ENQN6)

That's right. Show him who's boss!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 08:23 PM (Ud7de)

138 Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 08:15 PM (g06bt)

Yannow, "phoning it in" at least implies the ability to use a phone. Having doubts here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 08:23 PM (piB20)

139 AOP, prayers for successful surgery. Will we get to see you in Corsicana again this year?
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 25, 2024 08:20 PM (iZbyp)

I am planning on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 08:24 PM (piB20)

140 Just realized the dog in that photo up there is taking a dump

pinching a loaf
backing one out, as it were
heaving a Havana

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 08:24 PM (/7KEl)

141 Leftists thought the Bee was a non satirical publication. I don’t see their internet trolls having any better self awareness and wit.

Posted by: zombie Thomas Edison at June 25, 2024 08:25 PM (SHMXB)

142 131
We get such stupid, fourth-rate trolls. It's almost insulting.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 25, 2024 08:22 PM (MoZTd)

Rumor has it, AI will replace Trolls in the future.

Much cheaper and better content.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 08:25 PM (Ud7de)

143 dropping the kids off at the pool

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 08:25 PM (/7KEl)

144 Rumor has it, AI will replace Trolls in the future.

Much cheaper and better content.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 08:25 PM (Ud7de)

Only when they can pass the Hurr-Durrring Test.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2024 08:27 PM (ps78J)

145 dropping the kids off at the pool
Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 08:25 PM (/7KEl)

My dog "drops a Trudeau" on the grass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 08:27 PM (piB20)

146 Just realized the dog in that photo up there is taking a dump

Huh. There was a dog in the photo.

Posted by: cheap fake mikeski at June 25, 2024 08:28 PM (DgGvY)

147
dropping the kids off at the pool

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 25, 2024 08:28 PM (oBBJq)

148 yeah AOP- when are you people of the great white north gonna dump that commie sumbitch

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 08:29 PM (/7KEl)

149 Tump bad! Smell my fingers.

Posted by: AI Troll at June 25, 2024 08:29 PM (vFG9F)

150 Rumor has it, AI will replace Trolls in the future.

Much cheaper and better content.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 08:25 PM (Ud7de)

Only when they can pass the Hurr-Durrring Test.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

That test would eliminate the current trolls.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 25, 2024 08:29 PM (UC3nL)

151 MT good one

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 08:30 PM (/7KEl)

152 Ban porn
Project 2025
From man who fucked porn star
Sad

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 08:30 PM (g06bt)

153 Good evening, friends. A little sticky out there. I am the black lab at the moment.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 08:31 PM (p4NUW)

154 I love those early movies showing scenes in the big cities. I've seen some fascinating examples, including the one linked above, Paris, Detroit, Brooklyn, etc. Sad to think how all the people have now "joined the majority", as the saying goes.

Posted by: Paco at June 25, 2024 08:31 PM (njExo)

155 Number of Stanley Cups:

Ron DeSantis - 3

Pierre Trudeau - 0

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 25, 2024 08:32 PM (u73oe)

156 yeah AOP- when are you people of the great white north gonna dump that commie sumbitch
Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 08:29 PM (/7KEl)

Well, the Liberals lost a stronghold riding in the Toronto area yesterday in a by-election (like a "special election" to replace an MP who dies or resigned)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 08:32 PM (piB20)

157 Slogan!
Non sequitur!
Confusing metaphor!

See, I too can troll.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 25, 2024 08:32 PM (RIvkX)

158 The first debate was actually scheduled to take place on Sept 16th at Texas State in San Marcos. Then Biden and Trump sidestepped the Debate commission.

Posted by: zombie Thomas Edison at June 25, 2024 08:32 PM (SHMXB)

159 I am planning on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 08:24 PM (piB20)
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Posted by: screaming in digital at June 25, 2024 08:32 PM (iZbyp)

160 Leftists thought the Bee was a non satirical publication.

It is pretty hard to tell sometimes.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 25, 2024 08:33 PM (/y8xj)

161 ust realized the dog in that photo up there is taking a dump

pinching a loaf
backing one out, as it were
heaving a Havana
Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 08:24 PM (/7KEl)

Sliden a Biden

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 25, 2024 08:34 PM (o3Uyl)

162 American Taliban afraid of porn
Sad

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 08:34 PM (g06bt)

163 A little sticky out there.

Could be worse.

Posted by: g06bt's glory hole at June 25, 2024 08:34 PM (gKWVE)

164 And I am going to go outside, and do some more or less useful stuff while it is still warm and sunny out there.

Saw a little flock of white pelicans in a pond near the roadside while on my way to the doc's office this afternoon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 25, 2024 08:34 PM (piB20)

165 Debate commission.
Posted by: zombie Thomas Edison

The commission that has been rigging debates figuratively "forever".
Yeah, who would have thought that the RNC would figure out that any commission sanctioned debate would be a disaster for any conservative!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 25, 2024 08:35 PM (UC3nL)

166 Off elephant killer sock.

Posted by: polynikes at June 25, 2024 08:35 PM (SHMXB)

167 That self Rocking Baby is gonna have one big leg. Will walk around in circles. Sad.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 25, 2024 08:35 PM (kBHM9)

168 MAGA
Sexually frustrated
Closeted gay
Sad

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 08:36 PM (g06bt)

169 I hope CBD isn't cutting himself.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2024 08:36 PM (LkLld)

170 Otter was seen this morning on the Salt River. No one was molested. The bad river otters must have been taught by the Washington people...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 25, 2024 08:37 PM (UC3nL)

171 Oh! It’s poetry night!

Hey Internet Troll
Why do you believe the lies
Guess you are just dumb

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 08:38 PM (p4NUW)

172 Ace WTH?!! Cant we get a better class of troll around here ? Dang it!

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 25, 2024 08:38 PM (o3Uyl)

173 Dang AOP. Here's hoping for the best results.

Posted by: javems at June 25, 2024 08:38 PM (8I4hW)

174 Your ethos
Your pathos
Your Porthos
Your Aramis
Your Brut Cologne
You're writing home
You are hopeless
Your hopelessness
Is rising around you, rising around you
You like it
It gives you something to do
In the day time

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at June 25, 2024 08:39 PM (vFG9F)

175

161 ust realized the dog in that photo up there is taking a dump

pinching a loaf
backing one out, as it were
heaving a Havana
Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 08:24 PM (/7KEl)

Sliden a Biden
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 25, 2024 08:34 PM (o3Uyl)
Dog Rocket.

Posted by: Eromero at June 25, 2024 08:39 PM (LHPAg)

176 Hmm ok troll Ima guess. Are you Allah Pundit from Hot Air fame?

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 25, 2024 08:41 PM (o3Uyl)

177 Upper decker.

Wait...

What are we talking about?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 08:41 PM (Ud7de)

178
Nattering, slack-jawed
masturbation and Cheetos
Troll, phoning it in

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 08:42 PM (/7KEl)

179 157 Slogan!
Non sequitur!
Confusing metaphor!

See, I too can troll.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 25, 2024 08:32 PM (RIvkX)

Well now you have done it. He has to take a pause to look up a few words here completely missing my haiku. 😂 I believe that is what he /she/ they is attempting themselves, Haiku.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 08:42 PM (p4NUW)

180 Hmm ok troll Ima guess. Are you Allah Pundit from Hot Air fame?
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It

What have I heard from the yutes?... oh yeah... Sick Burn!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 25, 2024 08:43 PM (UC3nL)

181 NY polls close in T minus 16 minutes..

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 25, 2024 08:43 PM (o3Uyl)

182 I'm not sure which is worse, Pride Month or Juneteenth lasting almost a week.

Let's see if the Democrats can stretch it out until they can use it to condemn the racist MAGA supporters at the Big Debate.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 25, 2024 08:44 PM (fY84s)

183 Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 08:42 PM (/7KEl)

Troll thinks a Haiku is a sneeze.

Posted by: polynikes at June 25, 2024 08:44 PM (SHMXB)

184 Howdy! Just got back from my Bidenomics experience. A trip to the grocery store. Over $100 and I'm shopping for one.

I intend to make Low Country Boil on Sunday. Sort of an early 4th of July celebration. I work on the 4th.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 25, 2024 08:44 PM (sAmhv)

185 Wait...

What are we talking about?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 08:41 PM

You double-dog daring MisHum to post Yoko, part deux.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2024 08:45 PM (caIUg)

186 I've heard that NYC's problem isn't yet so dire as the West Coast cities... But I can't imagine that a pretty young woman in a short skirt with a little yippy dog would walk out on a lonely corner at night.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2024 08:46 PM (0FoWg)

187 Haiku >>>>> Hai Karate

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2024 08:46 PM (caIUg)

188 98 Kipling assures us it was thanks to a crocodile that the Elephant got a trunk.

Posted by: Eeyore

Wasn't it on the Great Greasy Green Limpopo River?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 25, 2024 08:11 PM (UC3nL)

Assuredly it was dearly beloved ...

Posted by: browndog listened to Boris Karloff read Just So Stories at June 25, 2024 08:47 PM (TTAGa)

189 If the troll were really on top of his game, he'd do something in the villanelle form. In French.

Posted by: Paco at June 25, 2024 08:47 PM (njExo)

190 The sign says "No Standing", lady. You better sit down.

Posted by: A bypasser at June 25, 2024 08:47 PM (vFG9F)

191 I intend to make Low Country Boil on Sunday. Sort of an early 4th of July celebration. I work on the 4th.
Posted by: Puddleglum
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What time do you want us to be there?

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 25, 2024 08:48 PM (iZbyp)

192 When does the kissing ceremony start?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 08:48 PM (u3a2e)

193 Dithering trollop
In Pain of Loneliness
For Attention a Dollop

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 25, 2024 08:48 PM (o3Uyl)

194 85 Wait...

What are we talking about?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 08:41 PM

You double-dog daring MisHum to post Yoko, part deux.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 25, 2024 08:45 PM (caIUg

Never thought he'd actually do it!

Lesson learned. Thank the Lord no one was adversely affected!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 08:48 PM (Ud7de)

195 Praying for AOP and JT along with everyone else who remains on the list.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 08:48 PM (p4NUW)

196 Troll: and affectionate haiku

Pathetic poster
Grows angry and must lash out.
Impotent loser.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 25, 2024 08:49 PM (ftFVW)

197 Howdy! Just got back from my Bidenomics experience. A trip to the grocery store. Over $100 and I'm shopping for one.

-

I always thought the expression "higher than a grocery bill" was comical. It's less comical now, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 08:50 PM (b9jZi)

198 link wray :

https://tinyurl.com/ynn2jrvz

& g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at June 25, 2024 08:51 PM (tQtDb)

199
This is not your bridge
No one here wants monkeypox
Go back to HotAir

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2024 08:51 PM (0FoWg)

200 They don't even have souls, not like Americans or Ukrainians.
--

Apparently lots of Ukranians have souls like... Well, nevermind.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 08:52 PM (b9jZi)

201 One pound of pork chops here is almost ten bucks.

Chicken is not far behind.

I don't even stop at the red meat section.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 08:52 PM (Ud7de)

202 Weirdo beardo
Sniffing for bread crumbs
Whiffs at bat

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 25, 2024 08:53 PM (o3Uyl)

203 Sending Obama to the White House

Posted by: Dr.Claw at June 25, 2024 08:53 PM (roH4R)

204 Dear Troll, if you wish
To convince the Horde you're right
Try fish puns and boobs

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 25, 2024 08:53 PM (iZbyp)

205 I don't even stop at the red meat section.

--

It's interesting to tie that observation in to the past decade or so of leftists insisting cows are killing the planet.

They don't have to ban anything. They just have to wait.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 08:54 PM (b9jZi)

206 We got a cheap troll
His words are just like Biden’s
We deserve better

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 08:54 PM (p4NUW)

207 204 LOL, SiD. Well done.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 08:55 PM (u3a2e)

208 It's interesting to tie that observation in to the past decade or so of leftists insisting cows are killing the planet.

They don't have to ban anything. They just have to wait.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 08:54 PM (b9jZi)

Truth. That and the fake meat fuckers.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 08:55 PM (Ud7de)

209 Star Trek is on. It's the one with one of my favorite quotes:

CLAYMARE: Your emotions are most discordant. We do not wish to seem inhospitable, but gentlemen, you must leave.

AYELBORNE: Yes, please leave us. The mere presence of beings like yourselves is intensely painful to us.

Posted by: A bypasser at June 25, 2024 08:55 PM (vFG9F)

210 Hey, Bulgaroctonus! Did you make it through Philly unscathed?

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 25, 2024 08:56 PM (iZbyp)

211 Do you support replacing the 4th of July as Independence Day with Juneteenth as Independence Day?

Consider that this would drive the MAGA Elephants Gone Wild beyond the January 6th insurrection to a level approaching the NYC Draft Riots.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 25, 2024 08:57 PM (fY84s)

212
Cheeto dust on lips
Mother's customer arrives
Time for AoS

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2024 08:57 PM (0FoWg)

213 *removes transient sock*

Posted by: fd at June 25, 2024 08:57 PM (vFG9F)

214 Troll, you are up from the basement early. What happened?

My words that were supposed to make them made inspired them to write haikus!

Sad.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 08:57 PM (p4NUW)

215 210 Arrived this PM in Springfield Twp., west of Philly.

Pretty nice area. Hotel is next to a country club.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 08:59 PM (u3a2e)

216 One pound of pork chops here is almost ten bucks.

Chicken is not far behind.
I don't even stop at the red meat section.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Can of Reddi Whip - $6.50. Two pack of JIF natural PB - $13.99.

Thanks Joe!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 25, 2024 08:59 PM (WXNFJ)

217 The fragrance of cherries
No worries
Its only a dingleberry

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 25, 2024 09:00 PM (o3Uyl)

218 A gorgeous day outside
The sunlight burns his eyes
They're all stupid and wrong

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 09:00 PM (b9jZi)

219 Food is expensive
Was not like this under Trump
MAGA for the win

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 09:02 PM (p4NUW)

220 where are you people that you're paying such high prices?

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 09:02 PM (/7KEl)

221 Rejected again!
Mother is still too busy;
I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 25, 2024 09:03 PM (ftFVW)

222 where are you people that you're paying such high prices?

Posted by: Don Black

--

Where are you not?

Food prices have doubled since Biden has been in office. Meat seems to be around 220%

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 09:03 PM (b9jZi)

223 220 where are you people that you're paying such high prices?

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 09:02 PM (/7KEl

America. Where are you?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 09:03 PM (Ud7de)

224
Stench of sour sweat
Sebaceous substance in folds
Digital world

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2024 09:03 PM (0FoWg)

225 Troll
Waiting in line
Mother getting busy

Posted by: Tonypete at June 25, 2024 09:03 PM (WXNFJ)

226 The gulls call softly,
While the gentle rain moistens
The worms and that they eat.

(Nothing to do with the troll. Just a haiku I made up in high school watching gulls in the HS parking lot.)

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 09:03 PM (u3a2e)

227 224
Stench of sour sweat
Sebaceous substance in folds
Digital world

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2024 09:03 PM (0FoWg

I like this one. I'll make you an offer on it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 09:04 PM (Ud7de)

228 And the thing to remember isn't that food is more expensive but that your dollars are worth far, far less.

That $500K you have in your 401K? It's worth around $250K in Trump-era dollars, and it happened essentially overnight.

And they did it on purpose.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 09:04 PM (b9jZi)

229 She Hobbit, LOL

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 25, 2024 09:04 PM (iZbyp)

230 (Nothing to do with the troll. Just a haiku I made up in high school watching gulls in the HS parking lot.)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I also spent a great deal of time watching gulls during HS. College too, now that you mention it.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 25, 2024 09:05 PM (WXNFJ)

231 MAGA full of hate
Result of no sex
Sad

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 09:05 PM (g06bt)

232 Supremacists Reeeee!
The Handmaidens Tale is next
Quick run for your lives

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 09:05 PM (p4NUW)

233 220 where are you people that you're paying such high prices?

Posted by: Don Black
..........................
The People's Democratic Republic of Fairfax County. One of Babylon DC 's vassal states.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 25, 2024 09:05 PM (sAmhv)

234 SiD, I've been cackling at yours. Not quite like Kumala, but close enough I'd be embarrassed if anyone heard.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 25, 2024 09:06 PM (ftFVW)

235 "Go fishing with me, Son."
No, I cannot any longer,
Not while strangers disagree

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 09:06 PM (b9jZi)

236
Maybe
Afford
Groceries
Again

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 25, 2024 09:06 PM (u73oe)

237 "Result of no sex"?

We're the ones having all the kids idjit.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 25, 2024 09:06 PM (WXNFJ)

238 Latimer winning in NY 16 with 24% in
G. Latimer
13,313
62.2%
J. Bowman
8,083
37.7%
Write-ins
22
0.1%

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 25, 2024 09:07 PM (o3Uyl)

239 MAGA lies
Only lies
Economy best ever
American Taliban need sex
Sad

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 09:07 PM (g06bt)

240 Ah yes, "hate," the traditional driver of haikus.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 09:07 PM (b9jZi)

241 We all must suffer,
Because Orange Man said “Pussy,”
And caused Beau to die.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 09:08 PM (u3a2e)

242 Woman MAGA
Like KKS Black man
Sad

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 09:08 PM (g06bt)

243 To be fair, I do not, how you say, know Troll's mother.
Posted by: Paolo at June 25, 2024 08:02 PM (caIUg)

So you never had a spare $0.57 in your pocket while walking through downtown Cleveland on a Tuesday night?

Posted by: tankdemon at June 25, 2024 09:08 PM (VSht7)

244 Don't believe the lies
Inflation is from evil manufacturers
They gouge you, but Big Gov loves you

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 09:08 PM (b9jZi)

245 We have The Paolo
You will not even get close
To how you say girls

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 09:08 PM (p4NUW)

246 I'm in Colorado

yeah, grocery prices have gone up here too, but not like you folks are talking about

must be an economic anomaly or something
tomorrow the grocer is putting bone-in ribeyes on sale, $6/lb

ground beef $4/lb
hot dog buns 99 cents
ten boneless center cut pork chops $10

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 09:09 PM (/7KEl)

247 I like this one. I'll make you an offer on it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 09:04 PM (Ud7de

All of my revolting invective is free for personal and commercial republication.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2024 09:09 PM (0FoWg)

248 Where is my penis
Damn you fat roll
MAGA lies

Sad

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 09:10 PM (Ud7de)

249 Frustrated gay
Join MAGA for rage
Even more anger
And hate
Make sex be happy
Not American Taliban

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 09:10 PM (g06bt)

250 Everything is fake and gay
Troll is a Sorosbot
Empty sad algorithm

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 25, 2024 09:10 PM (sAmhv)

251 One makes a statement
Lacking sensibility
Cheep for worm-vomit

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2024 09:10 PM (QcJlo)

252 Is KKS Black Man something that would be fun for a name field?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 09:10 PM (b9jZi)

253
MAGA virile cocks
Forever penetrating
Sad Troll Democrats

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 25, 2024 09:10 PM (fY84s)

254 I think we have touched a nerve. It’s getting a little wound up.

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 09:11 PM (p4NUW)

255 MAGA closeted gay
Why ban porn with girls
Sad

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 09:11 PM (g06bt)

256 Fire Chief Bowman
Shows em
Now he blows em

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 25, 2024 09:11 PM (o3Uyl)

257
Troll out of place
In a well of intellect
It finds its bucket dry

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 25, 2024 09:12 PM (XeU6L)

258 All of my revolting invective is free for personal and commercial republication.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2024 09:09 PM (0FoWg

Can you write me a script I can sell to Hollyweird then?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 09:12 PM (Ud7de)

259 I am serious
You guys are big fat meanies
Stop laughing at me

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 09:12 PM (p4NUW)

260 Christian Louisiana
Impose white nationalism schools
Inbred
MAGA
Sad

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 09:12 PM (g06bt)

261 I think we have touched a nerve. It’s getting a little wound up.
Posted by: Piper

--

I suspect seeing happy warriors is pretty infuriating.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 09:12 PM (b9jZi)

262 AC fixed, Piper?
Grannies can yoga again
Without heat stroke fears?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 09:13 PM (u3a2e)

263 10 commandments
God?
Silly
21st century
Join

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 09:13 PM (g06bt)

264 and this one I dont understand:

tomorrow I can buy 2 12 packs of soda- national brands- and get THREE 12 packs free

and Perdue chicken is still at pre-covid prices

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 09:14 PM (/7KEl)

265 I bet Troll pays hookers money to pee on him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 09:14 PM (Ud7de)

266 Can someone please explain to me
What's so wrong with nationalism
And wanting countrymen to succeed over foreigners?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 09:14 PM (b9jZi)

267 A squirming
in my butt
A hampster!

Posted by: TroII at June 25, 2024 09:14 PM (vFG9F)

268 Sorosbot vomits
Swims in sea of lies
Algorithm needs reboot

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 25, 2024 09:14 PM (sAmhv)

269 Brown
Black
Asian
Vote freedom
Vote love
MAGA vote hate
Why?

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 09:15 PM (g06bt)

270 We tried it with the ten
We're here after trying without
It's time to try with again

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 09:15 PM (b9jZi)

271 I think we have touched a nerve. It’s getting a little wound up.
Posted by: Piper
---
Perhaps we can get it to write limericks.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 25, 2024 09:15 PM (iZbyp)

272 AC fixed, Piper?
Grannies can yoga again
Without heat stroke fears?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Won't people pay more
for a hot yoga session?
You should charge extra.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 25, 2024 09:15 PM (ftFVW)

273 Vote freedom
Like enemies lists and gun bans
Big Brother loves you

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 09:16 PM (b9jZi)

274 God
Silly
Science deniers
MAGA small IQ
Sad

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 09:16 PM (g06bt)

275 Get boosted
Science loves you
Don't kill grandma

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 09:16 PM (b9jZi)

276 I know right
what's so funny 'bout peace love and understanding

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 09:16 PM (/7KEl)

277 Fear women.
Fear sex
Love guns.
Sad

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 09:17 PM (g06bt)

278 Not only have they raised taxes for every bracket, but the IRS managed to squeeze more money out of Americans through audits for fiscal year 2023 than any year on record. In fact, the IRS shook down Americans for an additional $7 billion in tax penalties alone – a 300% increase from FY22.

Of course, all of these taxpayers make more than $400,000, like Joe Biden promised

Posted by: SMOD at June 25, 2024 09:17 PM (GITLP)

279 A perfect day here!
Finally.
Golf, sun, $from the geezers, gin 'n tonics on the patio, and my grandchildren around me, keeping my glass full.
I am blessed.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 25, 2024 09:17 PM (W/lyH)

280 midsummer heat wave
with insults weak as a breeze
troll's last brain cell fails

Posted by: cheap fake mikeski at June 25, 2024 09:17 PM (DgGvY)

281 I will say, it's nice to have this accidentally occurring, even if he doesn't mean to be (nearly) engaging in what is a pretty typical HQ thread.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 09:17 PM (b9jZi)

282 260 Christian Louisiana
Impose white nationalism schools
Inbred
MAGA
Sad
Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 09:12 PM (g06bt)

You forgot they still have parish and police jury

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 09:18 PM (ENQN6)

283 262

AC is now fixed
Bad a**es with good a**es
Grannies my left foot

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 09:18 PM (p4NUW)

284 There was an employee named Troll
Whose droppings were nigh unto droll,
But despite the Tides money,
Was never quite funny,
And just winded up sounding like the colon-borne bastard of a shitty amateur stand up and a daytime talk show host that got kicked in the head by a feisty but severely retarded goat at an early age and never got a chance to grow up "right", if you know what i mean.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2024 09:18 PM (ps78J)

285 I am a Retard
Not a moron ,a retard
So much a retard

Posted by: troll at June 25, 2024 09:18 PM (SHMXB)

286 Love women
Love guns
Protect children

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 09:18 PM (b9jZi)

287 ShatGPT

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2024 09:19 PM (ps78J)

288 $ from the geezers
Posted by: Diogenes

They pay you to rub their tummies?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 09:19 PM (u3a2e)

289 If we killed every single Russian child and woman on that island, it would be Russia's fault.

We should keep on killing them, all of them. They aren't actually even humans, they are Russians. They don't even have souls, not like Americans or Ukrainians.
Posted by: Malcolm Tent at June 25, 2024 08:22 PM (oBBJq)

go back and get further talking points from your handler, Fed.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2024 09:19 PM (D7oie)

290 Attention is a tincture
Applied to the jowls
In place of the sphincter

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 25, 2024 09:20 PM (o3Uyl)

291 Blah blah blah blah blah
*looks at notes*
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
*dramatic pause*
Blah blah blah blah
Blah

Posted by: Alex Lifeson at June 25, 2024 09:20 PM (hZc6Q)

292 284 There was an employee named Troll
Whose droppings were nigh unto droll,
But despite the Tides money,
Was never quite funny,
And just winded up sounding like the colon-borne bastard of a shitty amateur stand up and a daytime talk show host that got kicked in the head by a feisty but severely retarded goat at an early age and never got a chance to grow up "right", if you know what i mean.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June

I snorted

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 09:21 PM (p4NUW)

293 And just winded up sounding like the colon-borne bastard of a shitty amateur stand up and a daytime talk show host that got kicked in the head by a feisty but severely retarded goat at an early age and never got a chance to grow up "right", if you know what i mean.

-

LOVE IS LOVE

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 09:21 PM (b9jZi)

294 @55 I am booked for surgery on July 31.

Not just 'thinking of you.'

In Dubuque, thinking of you.

[IYKYK]

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 25, 2024 09:22 PM (PNAlh)

295 Can you write me a script I can sell to Hollyweird then?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 09:12 PM (Ud7de)

I should write a truly revolting excrescence and sell it to Disney. Maybe like a Lady & the Tramp, but where Lady is a human shemale. Tramp is still a dog though. And that spaghetti scene turns into a shocking, transgressive farrago of forbidden desire.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2024 09:22 PM (0FoWg)

296 Hunter, Jill, Biden
Family of Criminals
Democrat incest

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 25, 2024 09:22 PM (fY84s)

297 And that spaghetti scene turns into a shocking, transgressive farrago of forbidden desire.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 25, 2024 09:22 PM (0FoWg)

And one of the meatballs turns into The Force. Or Indiana Jones's whip. Fuckin whatever.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2024 09:23 PM (ps78J)

298 265 I bet Troll pays hookers money to pee on him.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 09:14 PM (Ud7de)

At least he gets a family discount.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 25, 2024 09:25 PM (VSht7)

299 There was a troll from Nantucket
Whose brain did not fill up a wee bucket
He tried to make morons mad
But all he did was get sad
When they made Haikus with a ruckus

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 09:25 PM (p4NUW)

300 298 265 I bet Troll pays hookers money to pee on him.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 09:14 PM (Ud7de)

At least he gets a family discount.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 25, 2024 09:25 PM (VSht7

*rimshot*

Noice

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 09:26 PM (Ud7de)

301 Need an injection
Life passes them by
Only get projection

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 25, 2024 09:26 PM (o3Uyl)

302 298 265 I bet Troll pays hookers money to pee on him.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 09:14 PM (Ud7de)

At least he gets a family discount.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 25, 2024 09:25 PM (VSht7)

Poor bastard has to light himself on fire just to stop people pissing on him.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 25, 2024 09:26 PM (ps78J)

303 299 Uh oh, Muldoon, watch out. Piper’s coming for you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 09:27 PM (u3a2e)

304 I am most silly
I lost my hair tie, tragic
It was on my wrist

Based on a true story

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 09:28 PM (p4NUW)

305 Bowman loses

Boebert wins

Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2024 09:28 PM (LkLld)

306 Banned from DU
Now here I think
Only getting a P U you stink

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 25, 2024 09:28 PM (o3Uyl)

307 "Bowman loses

Boebert wins
Posted by: JackStraw"

*gropes self*

Posted by: TroII at June 25, 2024 09:30 PM (vFG9F)

308 Is Bowman the dickhead who pulled the fire alarm at the Capitol?

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 09:30 PM (/7KEl)

309 I will NEVER BE THE GREAT Muldoon on my best day 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 09:31 PM (p4NUW)

310 305 What about Occasional Cortex?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 09:31 PM (u3a2e)

311 Bowman loses.

America wins.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 25, 2024 09:32 PM (VSht7)

312 Is Bowman the dickhead who pulled the fire alarm at the Capitol?
Posted by: Don Black

Yep. A former school principal that doesn't know what a fucking fire alarm looks like.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 25, 2024 09:32 PM (qZEuM)

313 AOC won her primary

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 09:33 PM (/7KEl)

314 Angry old white men
MAGA
Why?

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 09:33 PM (g06bt)

315 Hate women
Hate non-whites
Hate gays
Hate themselves
Truth
Sad

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 09:34 PM (g06bt)

316 313 Shiza!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 09:34 PM (u3a2e)

317 "Make America great again, why?" sums up everything just about perfectly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 09:35 PM (b9jZi)

318 sniff sniff I smell a turd
no problemo
kicked to the curb

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 25, 2024 09:35 PM (o3Uyl)

319 309 I will NEVER BE THE GREAT Muldoon on my best day 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 09:31 PM (p4NUW)

It's a superpower for sure.
I wonder how things are going.

Posted by: Reforger at June 25, 2024 09:35 PM (xcIvR)

320 I wonder if it helps that she's got an impressive rack

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 09:36 PM (/7KEl)

321 Love guns
Hate women
MAGA
Sad

Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 09:37 PM (g06bt)

322
Haiku and Haiku!
What is Haiku??
Is Controller?

Posted by: Kara of the Eymorgs at June 25, 2024 09:38 PM (SYTee)

323 State Department Trolls
IC community runts
Judicial pygmies

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 25, 2024 09:38 PM (fY84s)

324 Love guns
Despise child molesters
MAGA

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 09:38 PM (b9jZi)

325 BREAKING NEWS: Democratic fire alarm specialist and friend to AOC Rep. Jamaal Bowman just officially lost his election to George Latimer.

A
M
F

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 09:38 PM (ENQN6)

326 Hate women
Hate non-whites
Hate gays
Hate themselves
Truth
Sad
Posted by: Troll at June 25, 2024 09:34 PM (g06bt)

That is not haiku
Vulgar, barbarian dross
NIPPON IS SUPREME

Posted by: Hai Kurate at June 25, 2024 09:38 PM (0FoWg)

327 BREAKING NEWS: Democratic fire alarm specialist and friend to AOC Rep. Jamaal Bowman just officially lost his election to George Latimer.
-

That's sort of alarming.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 09:38 PM (b9jZi)

328 Adios bombera

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 09:39 PM (ENQN6)

329 My great mind has done the equation
Nevermind
It was just masturbation

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 25, 2024 09:39 PM (o3Uyl)

330 >BREAKING NEWS: Democratic fire alarm specialist and friend to AOC Rep. Jamaal Bowman just officially lost his election to George Latimer.

Chunk Ogre hardest hit.

Posted by: davidt at June 25, 2024 09:39 PM (SYTee)

331 On busted toilet
Hole drilled in graffiti'd stall
Troll awaits penis

Posted by: gKWVE at June 25, 2024 09:40 PM (gKWVE)

332 There once was a commenter, “Troll,”
Who really did like to smoke pole.
But the Horde said, “Ahoy!
Cap’n Bill’s cabin boy,
Get back to the ship’s glory hole.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 09:40 PM (u3a2e)

333 There was a troll from DU
Whose tail we should feel sorry, it’s true!
We have the ‘ettes,
Whose looks you can bet
Are nothing like those democrat shrews!

Posted by: Piper at June 25, 2024 09:41 PM (p4NUW)

334 332 There once was a commenter, “Troll,”
Who really did like to smoke pole.
But the Horde said, “Ahoy!
Cap’n Bill’s cabin boy,
Get back to the ship’s glory hole.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 09:40 PM (u3a2e)

*chefs kiss

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 09:42 PM (Ud7de)

335 Pilot won't let the troll in the building. He has to blow truckers at the wash rack.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 25, 2024 09:42 PM (qZEuM)

336 I saw Love Guns open for Hate Women at the Silver Club in '87.
Monster PIT!!!
Two people died.
MAGA
sad

Posted by: Reforger at June 25, 2024 09:43 PM (xcIvR)

337

No woman
No fries

Posted by: Marley troll at June 25, 2024 09:43 PM (63Dwl)

338 Major upset in Toronto today.

>>Conservative candidate Don Stewart winning the closely-watched Toronto-St. Paul's federal byelection, and delivering a stunning upset to Justin Trudeau's candidate Leslie Church in the long-time Liberal riding, has sent political shockwaves through both parties.

https://tinyurl.com/cwk4aytr

Happening around the world.

Trolls eat bags of dicks.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2024 09:44 PM (LkLld)

339 Better Abuse Through Poetry

well done y'all

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 09:44 PM (/7KEl)

340 Violent Transgender Person
Pays a Fatal Price
After Marching Toward Denver Police Officers and Threatening Them with a Knife

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 25, 2024 09:44 PM (o3Uyl)

341 I saw Love Guns open for Hate Women at the Silver Club in '87.
Monster PIT!!!
Two people died.
MAGA
sad
Posted by: Reforger

Don't cross the streams!

Unless it turns out like this. Then it's cool.

Posted by: cheap fake mikeski at June 25, 2024 09:44 PM (DgGvY)

342
339 Better Abuse Through Poetry

well done y'all
Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 09:44 PM (/7KEl)

Whitman would be proud of us.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 09:45 PM (Ud7de)

343 is riding in Canadia like a district in America?

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 09:45 PM (/7KEl)

344 342 Whitman was a fag.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 09:46 PM (u3a2e)

345 Better Abuse Through Poetry

well done y'all
Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 09:44 PM (/7KEl)

Whitman would be proud of us.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Slim was a good guy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 25, 2024 09:46 PM (qZEuM)

346 AOC hammered
Breasts quiver, anticipate
Japanese erection

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 25, 2024 09:46 PM (fY84s)

347 Apparently Dengue fever is on the rise again

Wear bug spray, people!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 09:46 PM (Ud7de)

348 "Canada," was Van Halen's most rocking tune.

Posted by: davidt at June 25, 2024 09:46 PM (SYTee)

349 Slim Whitman got more tail than Sinatra

true story

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 09:47 PM (/7KEl)

350 >>is riding in Canadia like a district in America?

oui

eh?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2024 09:47 PM (LkLld)

351 Will Latimer vote differently than Bowman in the House?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2024 09:47 PM (63Dwl)

352 5 Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen. I've read that their entire catalog has been acquired by Sony for a cool billion dollars...
I hope some of the band guys are still alive to enjoy it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 25, 2024 07:35 PM (MeG8a)
----
There was a time when band members were all more or less retired but still jealously guarded their catalogs then it dawned on them that they couldn't take it with them, so enjoy the wealth now. I recollect an interview with Jimmy Page (I think) when asked about licensing Stairway to Heaven for movies or ads, and he was adamant "Never!"
Ha!

Posted by: Ciampino - they're like everyone else at June 25, 2024 09:47 PM (qfLjt)

353 Evening.

Tyler Lozenge is at it again.

https://instapundit.com/655301/

Grandma Cunny Waft is spreading some Jew hate.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2024 09:47 PM (Pcwe/)

354
Whitman would be proud of us.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Slim was a good guy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I had a sample of his candy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2024 09:48 PM (63Dwl)

355 Wow. And Sinatra was a poonhound.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 25, 2024 09:49 PM (qZEuM)

356 Still a dearth of llamas ....

Posted by: Carl Wheezer Llama Boy at June 25, 2024 09:49 PM (qfLjt)

357 Quality snark.

So long you raging, racist dipshit.

https://tinyurl.com/dwytd5ru

Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2024 09:49 PM (LkLld)

358 Six of seven of the last
Mass shooters were trannies
White Christians are the dangerous ones

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men say we like these traits in women, women reply no, you are wrong at June 25, 2024 09:49 PM (b9jZi)

359 Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

One thing I Know

Is Trolls Suck at Haiku

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 25, 2024 09:51 PM (e6UQI)

360 Sinatra banged Ava and Rita. I doubt Mr. Yodel nailed that kind of quality.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 09:51 PM (u3a2e)

361 >>Will Latimer vote differently than Bowman in the House?

Marginally. For one thing he isn't a raging anti-semite.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2024 09:52 PM (LkLld)

362 "Canada," was Van Halen's most rocking tune.
Posted by: davidt

While ISWYDT.....

https://youtu.be/5Dlmh57kSbY

Posted by: mikeski, on the prairie freeway at June 25, 2024 09:52 PM (DgGvY)

363 Sinatra banged Ava and Rita. I doubt Mr. Yodel nailed that kind of quality.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Slim could have nailed all the Hee-Haw chicks. And Minnie Pearl.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 25, 2024 09:54 PM (qZEuM)

364 Lauren Boebert
Republican, Incumbent
43.4%
42,741
28,724 ahead

George Latimer
Democratic 55.4%
30,320
5,914 ahead

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 09:55 PM (ENQN6)

365

The Kenyan capital of Nairobi has descended into violence and mayhem as large street protests by Kenyans outraged at new tax policies and a harsh 'Eco-Austerity' program imposed by the government have resulted in the parliament building being set on fire.

Legislators are evacuating after the anti-tax protesters initially breached parliament. They quickly overwhelmed police soon after the lawmakers voted to pass a bill which introduces new nationwide taxes, including an eco-levy which raises the price of basic goods such as diapers, as part of efforts to curb waste management and be more environmentally friendly.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2024 09:55 PM (63Dwl)

366 363 Not Barbi Benton or Misty Rowe, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 09:55 PM (u3a2e)

367 G'evening Ace, and thank you for all the cafe videos! :-)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 25, 2024 09:56 PM (O7YUW)

368 Sinatra banged Ava and Rita. I doubt Mr. Yodel nailed that kind of quality.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 09:51 PM (u3a2e)

Sinatra was in a movie with Raquel Welch. Well, Raquel Welch was in a movie with Sinatra, I suppose.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 25, 2024 09:56 PM (D7oie)

369 >>And Minnie Pearl.

That's just wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 25, 2024 09:56 PM (LkLld)

370 setting the parliament building on fire

THAT is how you do insurrection

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 09:57 PM (/7KEl)

371 Or Lulu.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 09:57 PM (u3a2e)

372 resulted in the parliament building being set on fire.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2024 09:55 PM (63Dwl)

So sad.

If there were any real justice in the world the parliamentarians would have been locked inside while it burned.

Posted by: Robert at June 25, 2024 09:57 PM (SnQBG)

373
>>And Minnie Pearl.

That's just wrong.
Posted by: JackStraw

$1.98, same as in town.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 25, 2024 09:58 PM (63Dwl)

374 The Kenyan capital of Nairobi has descended into violence and mayhem

They sent all their cops to Haiti.

Posted by: Reforger at June 25, 2024 09:58 PM (xcIvR)

375 Fathom, I think it was called

maybe it was The Lady In Cement

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 09:58 PM (/7KEl)

376 HAHAHAH!! Jamaal Bowman becomes first member of the 'Squad' to lose 2024 primary..

Go fk a donkey, Jamaal.

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2024 09:59 PM (V13WU)

377 And Minnie Pearl.

That's just wrong.
Posted by: JackStraw

$1.98, same as in town.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

That's what was on her hat price tag.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 25, 2024 10:00 PM (qZEuM)

378 No, Fathom was with Tony Franciosa

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 10:00 PM (/7KEl)

379
Go fk a donkey, Jamaal.
Posted by: runner at June 25, 2024 09:59 PM (V13WU

Poor AOC

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 25, 2024 10:00 PM (Ud7de)

380 378 I thought that was James Franciscus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 25, 2024 10:00 PM (u3a2e)

381 Go pull something , Jamaal ..lol

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2024 10:01 PM (V13WU)

382 Cori Bush is probably on the way out too.

Posted by: runner at June 25, 2024 10:01 PM (V13WU)

383 no, I just looked it up and it was Franciosa

Posted by: Don Black at June 25, 2024 10:02 PM (/7KEl)

384 https://x.com/EndWokeness/status/
1805633197457244463

modern day blackface

mammi my dear ol mammi

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 25, 2024 10:02 PM (ENQN6)

385 Whitman would be proud of us.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Slim or Walt?

Posted by: From about that Time at June 25, 2024 10:07 PM (4780s)

386 I highly recommend playing the Fish Heads and Rice video while watching the first of the elephants gone wild videos...its perfection.

Posted by: Phil at June 26, 2024 03:27 PM (gP8ie)

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